Vol.9 September, 19 2 2 *o.i Our Front Cover and Center Pases
EAVING in September of 1921 Mr. and Mrs. Frederick in Java. The pictures and the copy on the center pages Shedd and their two daughters, Marion and Elizabeth, were also contributed by Mr. Shedd, most of the copy being L started on a tour around the globe, which was not taken from letters which he had sent to members of his completed until June of 1922. They visited France, Italy family and friends. We have not had a more interesting and the European countries, then Egypt, Burma, India, center-page spread. Mr. Shedd is one of the directors of the Ceylon, Straits Settlement. Java, China and Japan. Jeffrey Mfg. Co., and has always shown a keen appreciation The picture on the front cover is of a plantation scene ot our employees' publication.
KEYBOARD KLIPPINGS A HEART BREAKER—LOST IN THE 10th INNING since their move to the gallc By Poll'janna Wigginton Jeffrey Team Occupies Second Place in League to become a part of Dcpt. 9. One of our girls recently had Ten innings of good baseball were required to decide the cham Mr .Bierly is- back again a letter for a Coal Company in pionship in the Industrial Twilight League when the American Rail looking fine after his vacation. 'est Vriginia for the attention way Express team played our Jeffrey team on Saturday, August Uda Schall spent part of 1 Mr. "Beans," Secretary, and 12th, on the Northwood diamonds. The boys played a hard game vacation at Indian Lake, Oh e noticed another executive of but they finally lost by a score of 5 to 4. Now for some good big fu is Company was a Mr. "Rice." Captain Robinson and his team have made a good showing and grown fish stories. was suggested that it would be deserve credit for their efforts. If old Dame Fortune had just given Frank Recob was called to D ry fitting for them to start in them a little luck it would have put the championship "on ice." Well, troit on August 5th owing to t e grocery business instead. as it stands, let us congratulate the winners, and next time perhaps death of his brother. L. H. Michaelis took his chil- they'll pay us the same courtesy. Buck Welsh is back again aft his vacation. en out to the Municipal Bath- mil nun limn mini g Pool for a swim, but after Newton Carmell has the v riving at the pool L. H. de which we are so familiar, but we boxes has aroused our curiosity. cation fever. Hold her, Newt, i led he would not go in, so he wish her all the happiness in the We wonder if he is building a you may take a flying trip t down with bathing suit by world in her own "little love new kind of flivver. Perhaps he Chicago. 5 side watching the children, nest." is "patenting" one from the Mutt And say, if they added Dept. len suddenly he was forced to If you want a good cure for and Jeff model. to Dept. 9 why isn't this Def ire into the pool to rescue one poison, see Escha Watson or Sue Of course, you are all wonder 66—Huh? the children whom he noticed Pallott. Both should be good ing who our new girls are, as it Miller will spend a few days is going under. This was a authorities by this time. has been such a long time since Crawford Co. attending a fami od one on "Mike," for he came Wanted—a date with a jolly we have had a new girl in our reunion. t looking like a drowned rat. Jeffrey girl, one who doesn't ob department. Let us introduce Jewitt will attend a Smart r oral: When you are acting in ject to a flivver. For further them to you—Miss Nellie Shaef- union in Licking Co. These n 2 capacity of life guard for particulars see Bob Schmidt, fer, formerly with the Columbia unions always mean fried chicke ur family, put on your bathing Laboratory. Realty Co.; Miss Elizabeth Kil- and good eats galore. it, because the unexpected usu- Vacationites: Miss Bicknell, bourne, formerly with Lape & y happens. Toledo; Miss M unlay, New Adler Shoe Co., and Miss Cath Straitsville; Miss Melvin, Russell erine Goodman. LETTERS OF THANKS Lew Feit wrote a personal let- Point; Miss Miesse, Lakeside; 1 want to thank the boys ( to his beloved uncle recently Miss Webster, Saline, Mich, and WHATCHA MEAN BY CAVE Dept. 26 for sending the beautifi d signed it "Your loving Rock Ledge; Miss Wigginton, MEN? flowers at the death of our infai usin." Perhaps he is his Rock Ledge Inn on Lake Erie. By D. W. Miller, Dept. 9 son. Your thoughtfulness helpe >ce (?). The fact that Dick Nichols is The cave men of old Dcpt. 57 to lighten the load for Mr: Mrs. Kiefer, better known as collecting typewriter ribbon have become almost acclimated Mason and I. — Earl Masoi illie," has resigned her posi- Dept. 26. n as a member of our force, * * * ikri she has held successfully Your thoughtful expressions c the past five years, effective ', Pay In the order of ptunber 1st. to launch into the sympathy were very helpful an 8* Joseph ?. Bagleson.auBraiarw,,, „,m 0j j: 800.00---JZT'ZZ. ties of house-wife. Mr. and we gratefully acknowledge then: ^r^lgW-H^^rt^aa^n^OO------;,,,^,^ .„ fll„ ,tttlement „,• all c1uim, 's. Kiefer have purchased and Ms —Mr. Thomas Jones and chil :ently furnished their future against THE TRAVELERS INSURANCE COMPANY an account of Certificate dren. Nn. #1016 me at 58 E. Hanford Street, i tlu- life of Harry B. MoMUlen •indt-i * * * ere they will be at home to Group Policy Ni S-1186 issued h. The Jeffrey Hanufaatraring Co. I wish to express my sincen their Jeffrey friends. A fare- To TnE TRAVELERS WS(JR.tNCE COMPA. thanks to Miss Kidwell, Dr 11 spread was gvien in her flartfmd. CanaeeUcul jtaU^&yUM. Means and employees of th( lor at Ewing's restaurant. We Jeffrey Co. for the kindnes:
1 preatlv m;cc „„r n;ii:~ — This insurance check for $800 was oaid to Tosenh P MrMiiu, shown us during my recent ill VV 1L» DIdUSIIdW ICUWlb c nd together they visit Herb's Mr. Russell shows in his brief write-up that your job, regardless of whether you wear white collars and creased trousers or flannel shirts and exceedingly pleasant week spei launts on E. Long St. After overalls, can be made a rung in the ladder leading to the top. Do your at Buckeye Lake. Nearly evei ding several hours visiting present work in the best manner you know how. You must lay the foun one around the plant is well a i shops, McQuiston comes to dation before you put on the roof. quainted with Brad's ready gri inclusion that it is not the but we want it also known th AN enters industry as an unknown factor. He is raw material er place to look for second- AN enters industry as an unknown factor. He is raw material hfi .g tfae chJef cngineer of ..wib Fords and so advises Herb, to be developed and moulded into a unit of value to his em- Harmony Lads •• who are pr M ployer or discarded as unfit. This applies to the shop man or •rb advertises that he is in pared at all times to dispense re the highest paid executive. The employer knows by experience that market for a second-hand melody at any social functic when he hires an office boy or a laborer he may be engaging some . and located one that was where peppy, tuneful music is r one to fill his place some day. ale by Walter Newman, who quired. Business address, Ric "my but I was relieved after For example, in the Swift & Company's organization of thirty ard's Squad, Chain Engineerir ivered that car and got the plant managers and superintendents, fourteen began at the bottom as Department. ;y." Herb, accompanied by day laborers. Out of a total of seventy-six highly-paid executives in The names of various localiti life and mother-in-law went this organization twenty-two began as clerks, twenty as common :berrying. Everything went laborers, nine as office boys and the rest in miscellaneous positions. bring pleasant memories to mo and they got three bushels Only three came in as department heads and these started at the all of us, but if you would he erries. Upon coming back bottom somewhere else. The initial promotion of the men and every some real "enthusing" mentic >, being unfamiliar with this advancement these men received afterward was based entirely on Davenport, Iowa, to Russ Knod cular type of car, let it run their ability to get the most out of their jobs, or being able to J. R. Guthrie, who recent The front wheels, one of produce. joined our forces, had the misfo h was a Saxon, the other a It would be hard today to find any business organization that is tune to accidentally discharge target rifle in such a manner th well, wouldn't pull together, not conducted by men who have worked Jjjpir rw,ay up .from very, :hey just naturally ran apart, moderate beginnings. ILlflRWMie bullet penetrated his leg belo tne ne of the rear wheels, an old No one has a right to say his job has no possibilities. A&W p J:rt
4 8 11 12 © % n *% & A- #- 4 %. fa ?-i * Hi "'a T *? t % *$> 4t -f A] # •*B 14 15 milar to others, they do not indicate the pronunciations. It is a civilization known to those who do not know Chinese. gurative and symbolic language. By skillfully interpreting the One may wonder and indeed some used to inquire why the < mstruction of the characters one can detect the general meaning of Chinese schools requested the students to read aloud. Those sch< icm. For example, the word mouth is a square, and if a horizontal masters knew it was noisy and some did hate that, but they could I roke, the tongue, is put in the square, the resulting word means to help it if they wanted their students to taste the beauts of the lite •y or to speak. ture. Indeed, some of the literature is so touching that they c The Chinese language does not need punctuations if written even move the readers to tears, if written on some sad subjects. >rrectly. In official papers or other formal writings, the insertion To read aloud is not only for the purpose of tasting the n punctuation is insulting, because the readers are supposed to know beauty of the literature but also to get the grammar in a natural w; here a sentence should naturally stop. It is the students who have learned some English or other alphabe As there are formally no punctuations in the Chinese language, language that attempt to explain the Chinese in a grammatical w; i there are no question marks, interjection marks, etc. These ex- For the simple sentences, it is all right, but the complex as well as t essions are indicated by some special words accompanying the beautiful ones can never be explained by any grammatical meai gular sentences. The Chinese have in many cases different words because they were not written strictly according to grammar, thou r literal writings and verbal dialogues. One can not write exactly they were perfectly correct in the sense of the Chinese languaj hat one speaks. He has to change many of his verbal words into This is true in English, too. The students learn the grammar, b eral writings. This is one of the reasons why many Chinese can they can never get the beautiful application of the grammar unit )t read and write. they read a great deal of the literature. Longfellow, Hawthorne, a Our language has no text books on grammar. One has to get all those great authors' writings are perfectly correct in grammar, b e natural grammar by readings of the classics. Since the reforma- they are all different in their beauty which the reader has to get >n of the Chinese educational system, some text-books for the first careful reading. d grade students have been published, but none for the higher The Systematic Way of Writing the Chinese Characters isses. As soon as the students acquire a large vocabulary they When a character is composed of some horizontal strokes, it gin to read the classics. Up to twenty years ago all students had written with the uppermost one first and the lower ones successive start their schooling with classical readings. As a matter of fact, following. When a character is composed of both horizontal ai ey could not understand them; they simply remembered the con- vertical strokes, the horizontal ones are as a rule written first. \\ h ruction and the pronunciation of the words when they first read a character is composed of a few horizontal strokes and one or mo ese classics. Not until a few years later in school, were they vertical ones, if the lowest horizontal stroke is the limit of the vertic tight the meanings of them. one, the former should be written after the latter. When a charact The Chinese language is universal in China. It is the dialogue is composed of several vertical strokes, the left one is as a rule writt the pronunciation of the words that is different in one region from (Continued on page five)
^ HUMOfeCD I ~^ T\AJO ^ TROUSHIND it z Te.rN Ml 3 ft£} Foue THOU6BrND /Jr THOU5RND A 4 Jl^ five 1%^ MILLION % 5 /; six 4(: QUADRILLION u 6 u 7 ]J|] DOCLRR /Nw ei GBT Phis weird figure stands guard at the 8 A beautiful monument of Chinese ski ranee to the United States consulate /IJ NINE, fl £>>ne is the Dragon Throne. It is indeed eral, in Mukden. Methinks we would fortunate visitor that is privileged t fer to use some side or back entrance 9 behold this wonderful work of b?auti preference to nermittinP' this rr»it„r« 1 -- _, V_7 te iisn we uiuii L eaten uu our Two hshermen went forth to fish in the waters of the Scioto. vv e nave wun us now ivir. ui tion would make a better One large hungry carp with fight in his eyes and murder in his transferred from Dept. 22, a / than the ones we did. heart accepted the morsel of food which the two fishermen dangled we hope that he will like his n< iking of the bait used, some off the shores near Hayden's Falls. How the waters did splash and work. Mr. Wilder goes back le boys differed with us, say- churn as this carp fought to separate itself from the hook. Finally his old job in the Rate Dept. that a fishworm or night when the carp had succeeded and the atmosphere in the regions at As the country newspap ler has a neck. Some one the other end of the pole had lost its blueness a second carp ran afoul would say, "We got crowded c se settle the argument for of the hook. Ditto the above splashing, churning, profanity, prevari last month," but we are ba cations and all. Then, rather than return empty handed with a zero strong this month. r. Wilder says he can sneeze checked up against them our resourceful anglers, Peterson and De- Mr. Marshall, who was off si lever he wants to. A very Bruin, dropped their hooks into the minnow bucket and caught sev for several weeks, is back to wc ile thing—just press the nose eral little chubs and called it a dav. again, and we are glad to see h ace like removing a black- i i on the job once more. and it will cause the above Labor Day is Sept. 4th tl ed result. We have not been buy an automobile some of these right out of his mouth while year and is just one of the 3 essful with the experiment times. whistling one day recently. All labor days for most of us. We knew all the time that Mr. right, we believe it; tell us an Who is winning the "Serv: r. Meadors is about to move Close was a "bird" when it comes other one. Movie Contest" prizes? We do his new house in Linden. to whistling, but we didn't know- Not so very long ago while remember of the prizes bei from what we can learn it that it was possible to extract listening to a radio concert, we awarded yet, or haven't the judg t be some mansion. teeth by the whistling process. were very much surprised to hear decided yet? r. Brown sold his Ford the But Mr. Close tells us 'tis true our own Ed Wanner tell a bed NOTE — The judges we r day and says he intends to that he actually blew a tooth time story as part of the pro- "north" with the prizes.
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IIIIIIIIIMIIIIIMI Illlllllllllllllllllll Ringing the Stake By L. II. McReynolds, Stores Office Another chapter was added to talking to him and put on a very history last month when the an creditable exhibition, while Mr. nual Horseshoe Tournament was Leifeld was pegging away with taking place. On the whole the his usual steady and accurate enthusiasm this year was not so strokes. The result was that they pronounced as a year ago. I do beat Mr. Lucas and Mr. David not believe that the game has son in one up, whatever that is. lost any of its thrills, but the in How we would have enjoyed our terest seemed lacking when the selves with the rest of the gal- tournament was mentioned. It lery. PATRICK JOSEPH MOORE would be well to remember that Mr. Chase of our office expects GILBERT P. MUTH Department 18 we can not all throw ringers at to move into his new home in Department 50 every pitch or be stars, but we Linden in a few days. We cer OW many children have can enter and do our best for the tainly admire Mr. Chase for his EARLY everyone aroi you, Pat?", was asked sport's sake, at least. great desire to own his own the plant knows "Gil," H of Mr. Moore of De- Glacken and Rowe, strong home and to bring that desire N Gilbert P. Muth of D( tment 18. favorites in the tournament, both into a pleasant reality after many 50 is generally called. In ev le answered, "we have a fine broke in the first two heats and sacrifices and worries. We are organization there are men v d, three kings and three were distanced badly, proving with you, Hal, and wish you suc keep the wheels rolling. "C ens, but begorra, they're not that the best of us are bound to cess and good luck in your un has charge of all transmiss jlish kings or queens." Mary fall down at the critical moment. dertaking. machinery except the eled MI, John Patrick, Edward Seems that they couldn't get Mighty fine effort that Robin equipment machines in the J lliam, Joseph Francis, Cather- their collars quite tight enough son displayed in the ball game on Shop. Alice and little 7-months-old to withstand the uprising that so the afternoon of August 12th, and "Gil" was born on June 2 la Cecelia keep Mr. and Mrs. often comes at such times to the it was sad indeed that the boys 1856, at 40 East Chestnut Str< ore busy most of the time. best of them. were on the short end of the where great business blocks Pat" was born in County Grauman and McReynolds lost score. now located. Most of his sch stmeat, Ireland, on June 8, their match to Salisbury and Millie Kunkel has entered the days were spent around the ) and until he was 19 years old Schwab in three heats, their op motor world with her new Ford school at Fifth and Rich Strei worked on the farm at home ponents taking the first and third. Sedan. She says, "Let's go, and As a boy he remembers pi )ing to raise oats, wheat and The games were very close, and go faster." Watch her go now. ing around the camps and b itoes. He attended the com- if Salisbury hadn't had on his We wish to correct an error racks of Columbus during l schools of Ireland, regular pitching shirt methinks that we made in this column last Civil War days. One of 'he green fields of Old Erin the outcome would have been issue. It was stated that John recollections is of eating the h; e left behind in 1898 when quite the reverse. Thomas spent his vacation at tack given him by the soldk t" sailed for America to join Extra! Extra! Extra! Buckeye Lake, but John says In 1879 Minnie Miller of Chi brothers and sisters. Many It behooves us to give this ex emphatically "no." He was up cothe became Mrs. Muth, a er persons from Ireland were tra space here to an announce at Geneva on the Lake, and judg then came the problem of a ho the same boat but "Pat" was ment that came to our ears the ing from the picture of the Post of their own. Thirty years 2 v homesick long before the past month. No doubt there has Office he sent us it must have they moved into their own ho v York harbor was reached. been little said of this, but it is been quite a place. and have exploded the thee never was a good swimmer too good to keep. Logan Herbert has come to that a shop man cannot SE he couldn't help but wonder It was a very pretty afternoon the point where he can count the money, as "Gil" now owns i he was going to get back to and there was a foresome being da.vs on his two hands. By the home at 301 W. 2nd Ave. and. played at the Country Club. J. time this issue is out no doubt, "Gil" worked nine years for 1 or six months he was a con- F. Davidson and G. R. Lucas Logan will have passed the point Pennsylvania Ry. in their wo tor on the Brooklyn Rapid paired with C. J. Leifeld and E. where he can count at all. Sep shop; he followed that with nsit Co. but soon grew weary X. Taylor, all of them being keen tember 2nd is the big day, and it years as yard foreman for t shouting, "step forward, golf enthusiasts and eager for the certainly is coming around fast. Big Four Ry. In 1900 he hu ise," and yanking on the bell fray. Mr. Tavlor had the balls Good luck, Logan. up his check and went to wc 1. The next year was spent in the Jeffrey pattern shop m< i the American Clay Co., and *» ing frames for vibrating scree: l on August 14, 1900, he be- "Gil" has held a number of po workiiiK in our Dept. 18. Saving For tions since and looks back w t" assembles motors in the pride to the time he moved a o. Assembly Dept., and his a Seat Daddy set up the machinery in the nor vorkers find him a good, re- half of the Big Machine She le worker, and just as fine an He is a member of the Chur hnian as ever kissed the Blar- of the Holy Cross, and t Stone. Jeffrey 20 Year Club. He Dorothy, age 3, and Carl, age 5, are saving a seat for their father, Carl Kabelka, Our Jeff re i nffiri n I Few Clothes Required, Food A Visit t
By FREDERICK SHEDD. Met
England for the marvelous progress she has made in such cities Bombay, Calcutta, Hong Kong, and Singapore, you cannot fail INGAPORE is that wonderful admire the Dutch Government much more for its fine work in Ja and picturesque gateway of the This island, which was filled with savage tribes only a hundred ye; East, where all the shipping and ago, is now transformed into a population of thriving agriculturi; traffic of the Seven Seas registers on seemingly on excellent terms with the Dutch, who have settled amc its way through the Orient. Singa them in considerable numbers, and who have taught them mod< pore is probably growing more rapidly methods and the ways of civilization. than any Eastern city, and affords the Java is the most interesting tropical island in the world, nglish an outpost of immense possibilities, not only as a commercial about equals New York State in area, being almost seven hiindi sset but on account of its strategic value. I understand the British miles long and from fifty to one hundred and eighty miles wide, a ation is even now transferring its naval base from the present loca- supports a population of 25,000,000 souls. It has three large citi on at Hong Kong to this city of Singapore, recognizing its superior Batavia, Soerabaja, and Samarang, all located on the coast. Scattei asition. through the interior are many smaller towns and community i After our delightful stay in Singapore we went aboard the little lages. There are on the island over 100,000 Hollanders and besi( 'utch mail steamer which plies between Singapore and Java and there are many Chinese and Arabs, who starting with a peddle ter a pleasant voyage of two days and nights, covering some six pack, have prospered until they have become well-to-do merchar undred miles, we arrived at Batavia, the capital and most important The Hollanders constitute mostly the class of officials, army a ty of Java. On our way down we crossed the equator, but, as this navy officers, teachers, planters, traders, etc. They continue to t; ippened in the middle of the night we did not have the usual stunts Dutch, consider themselves as fixtures rather than sojourners, a id entertainments, which are arranged for tourists on most vessels often inter-marry with the natives. hen crossing the line. From October to May the monsoon winds blow from the nor All along the course we passed many beautiful islands and east, bringing the best weather, but during the balance of the y( earned for miles past the thickly-wooded coast of Sumatra. If you it rains every day, the air is hot, mist laden and dripping, all of whi >ok at your map you will see this string of islands flung out south induces the rankest tropical vegetation and permits crop after cr ard and stretching from the Malay peninsula almost to Australia. to be taken from the soil during the twelve months. We all thoug was these islands, known in those early days as the "Spice Is- Ceylon was quite tropical, but I must say I would call Java ulti nds," which caused navigators in the time of Christopher Columbus tropical. The Dutch have a system of advancing money to t > search westward for a passage to them across the Atlantic. natives who in return repay them with crops, a method which h Java, Sumatra and almost all of the smaller islands, are under been found very advantageous to the natives and at the same tii le control of Holland, and here she has developed that superior offers a substantial return to the planter and the Holland governme nitude for colonizing. If one is inclined to take off his hat to which finances the operations. We arrived in the commodious harb of Batavia, the vessel docking at a well-constructed pier, cover d and Work Plentiful in Java the East sy Manufacturing Company
barrels, bags and shipping cases destined for the four corners le globe. We had difficulty threading our way through the dense 7d of coolies, loading and discharging numerous steamers. Soon requires so much time and patience and which they sell at ridiculou vere speeding away in our autos for Weltvredin, the residential low prices. trb of Batavia, where the European hies himself to get away Residents of Batavia, during the hotter and wetter months, ha i the stifling heat of the iron warehouses which cluster about the ten up to Buitenzorg, about fifty miles distant and at a thousai less section in the older city near the harbor. foot higher elevation. Here is found clear and bracing atmosphei The cool inviting shades of Weltvredin, with its broad avenues and here also is the seat of government and center of social lil parks offer the Dutch their only excuse, as far as I could judge, The residences are surrounded with magnificent trees, palms ai jeing willing to spend their days so far from their fatherland, blooming plants. The wide porticos lend themselves to evenii tvredin is like a bit of Amsterdam set in a tropical frame. Wide receptions and musicales, of which the Hollander is very fond. I Is run through the streets, and even the quaint Dutch gables does not go in much for tennis, golf and cricket like the transplant ominate in their houses and buildings. Isn't it strange this Englishmen we saw in India and Ceylon. The only outdoor spo in of Hollanders, nine thousand miles from home, so different he seems to indulge in is horse racing. •cry way from the natives, should be able to assimilate and leave At Buitenzorg we visited the famous Botanical Gardens whe impress so indelibly on this far-Eastern people? The Javanese every variety of economic plant and tree life is grown. We sa . people small in stature, most gentle and attractive and a decided spices, sugar cane, rubber, tea, coffee, cocoa, quinine and other drug rast to the loud-mouthed hordes of India. They are very in- wonderful collections of orchids, banyan trees (single trees coverii rious, too, and in our motor trips through the island we met an acre) forests of bamboos and beautiful specimens of Victoria Reg Ireds of natives going to and from the market towns with bur- and Traveler's Palms. Our journey through the interior was mai balanced on poles over their shoulders, often so heavy that our partly by automobile and some by train. They have an excelle le would think a horse much better suited to such laborious railway system clown through the island, built about 1890, whi< ce. Yet, with all this, they go about their tasks, jogging along gives satisfactory service. Strange to say they do not operate trail clog's trot, with cheerful and contented faces. Most of their at night, because all the train crews are composed of natives anel tl 1 is done in the cooler hours of the early morning or evening, cautious Dutch will not trust the native engineers after dark. Trail 2 in the middle of the day they sit about lazily in their thatched start out at five or six in the morning and put up for the night, ; ralows, safe from the terrific heat of the sun's direct rays. The darkness comes on. tion of existence doesn't seem to bother them very much, for At every station you can buy fruit, tea, coffee, biscuits, etc., fro wear but little clothing and the rapidly-growing fruits and vege- the shouting vendors, and at the larger stations complete luncheoi s sufficiently supply the inner man. A piece of cotton goods, may be had. As one journeys along through the rather uneve d a sarong, tied like a skirt around the hips, is about the only country the eye is greeted with the most marvelous tropical lam ring worn by the native villager, but in the towns an additional (Continued on page ten) lent covers the upper part of the body consisting of a loose waist itik shawd. Men and women seem to wear about the same things. rhat reminds me Java is the home of batik cloth, which is so 1 admired in America's fashionable circles. These little people wonderfully clever in the production of this dye work, which blackberries that Carl Schuman motorcycle, as the family is Well folks, here we are once password here this month, got leads us to think that he is growing. Otto thinks a Ford more and we sure do wish you think everyone has all they going to have a full cellar. will be the right size for a while. a Merry Christmas and a Happy by this time. Saxton had us all going inquir Anybody seen Stickter? Red New Year. You may think If you want to "Co-operal ing what road to take to get to Thompson has another bucket of we're a little early, but we only over to the store and buy Eczema, but we became wise af paint for him when he runs out have 137 days yet and we want toes by the bushel. The ter a while. He wanted to go of what he has. to be first to say Happy New 65c per bushel but by the ni to Xenia. Old faces seen amongst us Year anyway, because we are worth they are only $2.0( Voicing the thought of all the again are Grollemund, Hart, starting this month on a new bushel. Ouch! boys in the department we ex Kish, and not forgetting Stickter, year for the Service, Volume 9 Wayne Wright has joine tend our sympathy to Bill Terry who all the ladies love, so he beginning this month. Wright Bros. In flying he in the death of his father, who says. The first thing that happened from one machine to am died during the past month at his That new assistant to Thomas this month was an awful miscue You're worse than Uarve home in Old Virginia. is Edgar Wilson. Welcome to by Frank Nicely. On July 16 Wayne. Neef, whose speeder has been our gang and we also extend a he ran down a bank and mussed This is to introduce CI in the repair shop for the last welcome to Frank Julian, trans up some guy's potato patch. He Bishop, our new clerk, and I couple of months, is not ready ferred to 18 from the garage, and said some man in a Ford hit him Reitzel, our new helper, to take the road yet, as his bus to Robert Wolf added to the drill sideways and did the dirty work. you like this plant, boys, thi needs so many new parts that we force. Ain't it funny how that fermented none better.
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Twenty-five miles from Djoka, over a fine road which p A Uisit to Our Neighbors great sugar plantations with their modern crushing plants, we v (Continued from page nine) the ruins of that magnificent temple of Buddha known as the scapes. The island, you know, is volcanic in origin, and in every Boedor, which represents the highest development of Buddhis direction the low rice fields and heavily cultivated slopes lead up to Its origin is lost in antiquity but it is thought to have been backgrounds of inactive craters, of great height, which give the structed in the seventh century and abandoned when the Mo views a most majestic and inspiring aspect. medans conquered the country and imposed another creed or Here and there one sees the smooth gray-coated water buffaloes, people. This great structure disappeared completely, hidden b: driven along by half-naked men and women, ploughing through the overgrowth of the jungle and becoming a tree-covered hill, thick muck of the rice fields, their drivers wading knee deep and within the last hundred years has it been rediscovered and grad transplanting rice shoots from the seed beds. I must say a water uncovered, and now it takes its place as one of the most wond buffalo is the ugliest and most stupid animal I ever saw, but nature monuments of the world, comparing favorably with the Great I evidently intended it for just this sort of work. It requires great mid of Egypt. The base of the temple is five hundred feet sc strength and patience, and I am sure any of our home animals would and rises in five imposing terraces; these in turn are covered by become mired in no time if they attempted to do work of this sort. circular terraces and all crowned with an immense dagoba in w No more would our farmer relish working in the water like these is seated an enormous statue of Buddha. There are over" natives, but this is the proper way to produce rice and rice is the- hundred bell-shaped towers each containing a smaller statu staple article of diet among all Oriental peoples. Buddha, seated on a lotus cushion all cut out of solid stone, The water supply of the country is carefully conserved and made galleries on each terrace are lined with marvelous sculptured to do its work over and over again, by terracing the sloping valleys. reliefs—"a perfect picture Bible of Buddhism," but, strange to The ground is divided into small square patches, each banked in with there is not one word of inscription or hieroglyphic in the w a low turf wall, and the water is allowed to trickle down from one structure. level to the other, thus irrigating each patch as needed. Thus, you Here are seen in picture presentation the life in courts, pal see, they have a continuous planting, growing and harvesting fields and villages as it existed in those far off days. There throughout the entire year. This process gives one, looking across scenes depicting gorgeous religious processions, history of hun these great stretches, an impression of an immense checker board. agriculture anel other pursuits, trees, plants, and flowers—miles The picture is made more vivid from the fact that many of the miles of sculptured panels showing that the life of the people in t squares are bright with the beautiful green of sprouting plants while- early days and their ways of doing things have changed but other squares as yet unplanted, are black as the most fertile soil from what one sees today in the Far East. This splendid ruin, could make them—a most striking contrast. The whole island is a in the heart of Java, is a veritable voice from the dead, tellinj fine example of intense cultivation, while everywhere you find excel story to the coming generations, of past glory and achievement. lent roads, with only isolated stretches of the dense jungle. Tropi cal plants overhang the roads, and now and then we would have a You will want to know how we liked the hotels in this count glimpse of a whole tree aflame with a burst of fiery blossoms. well, they are better than we anticipated. The floors are me cement or stone slabs, covered with rattan matting. The 1 Our auto ride took us to one of the principal industrial cities in which are as commodious as their Dutch prototypes, being a Central Java, known as Djokjakarta, situated in the center of a eight by seven feet, are comfortable and hung with heavy curl great sugar raising territory. Never was I more surprised, in riding which serve to keep out insects and lizards. Each bed is supi through the main street, to see a big sign reading "The Jeffrey with a long bolster laid down the middle as a cooling or dividing Manufacturing Co., Columbus, Ohio." I hastened to make myself and often used to rest the feet on, permitting a free circulation o known to the manager, Mr. H. Dumpel, a genial and interesting under the body. We became quite accustomed to seeing Hz business man, who had charge of the branch office located'here running over the walls and ceilings and after much argument \ among the sugar plantations. Mr. R. Dumpel, his brother, has the convinced they were perfectly harmless and did good service in main agency for the Dutch East Indies located at the seaport of ducing the number of flies and mosquitoes. Soerabaja. I found Mr. H. Dumpel thoroughly alive to the best From the time of landing in Java, we reveled in the queer-lool interests of the company, anel I never saw a more wide-awake pusher fruits which are to be had in the greatest abundance everywl for Jeffrey machinery. If every representative of the Company pos Banana trees, of course, are numerous and hardly a native he sessed half the "pep" and enthusiasm this little Hollander had, away without a tree, although the fruit itself is not as large as what off here in Java, fifteen thousand miles from the house he repre are accustomed to. But the other fruits such as Bread fruit, R sented, we would have to put on a double shift day and night to batams, Durian, Chinese Gooseberry, Salak, Jack Fruit and IV deliver the goods. It was a revelation to me just to listen to him talk about Teffrev oroducts. and I can rp^Hilv c»o ™u^ *u^ r\.™~~i gosteen are different from fruit we have at home. Rambatams 1 i u u u iui us y< Staff did not sengers, but apt her nerve when tites w ere alme Steamship Rap- nil. However, fo Prince, on which was brought aboa was a passenger the marooned ves: ng her vacation, in the morning a aground. The the passengers e L t was coming joyed their breakfa n the Lachine The pass e n g e ids in the St. were rescued abc rence River with ten at a time on t 400 passengers following day in n a rudder chain lifeboat, which w i k e causing the launched with a lo el to swing com rope attached to ply around off winch on the deck oil's Island at the Rapids P r i n c P. M. Sunday, When the rope w 30th. The force loosened the rushi he rapids caused current drove t1 vessel to r u n lifeboat along at upon the rocks great pace until t left it lying al- end of the rope w t broadside on to reached, which 1< stream. T h e it in quieter wat< ing waters of the Small rovvboats th Is hammered and conveyed the pj med against the boat's side with fury. sengers to an island while the winch on the steamer deck haul As soon as the grinding of the vessel on the rock ledge was the empty lifeboat back to the stranded vessel for its ne d most passengers rushed for life belts and some few were very load. h frightened, although there was no panic at any time. Miss After landing, the passengers walked across the island anel we veil said she felt satisfied that the boat was in good hands and then taken in row boats to the channel where motor boats carri the passengers would be landed safely. Only one life was lost, them to the shore. Buses were waiting there to take them to Mo being a member of the crew. Most of the passengers who laid treal. he deck or sat in the steamer chairs that night spent most of Miss Kidwell says that "now that it is all over I'm glad I h; • time in something besides sleeping, and many times did they this experience but I wouldn't care for it again." nine their life belts to be sure they were securely fastened. Miss Kidwell left on July 28th for her vacation with Mi The Lachine Rapids are so swift and powerful that even the big Lucile Grapes, also of Columbus. They stopped off at Buffalo ners are not able to make their way upstream and so a canal is visit Mr. and Mrs. Gifford. Mrs. Gifford was formerly Alice For for the return trip. daughter of our plant superintendent. The Rapids Prince, which is 196 feet long by 37 foot beam, was Mr. Gifford and his dog Patsy are shown in the center pictu ute from Prescott, Ontario to Montreal, and was due to reach and his wife and Miss Kidwell are shown in the Gifford garden lestination in the evening. Consequently the steamer's commis- but not at work, for this is vacation time.
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CKNACS FROM DEPT. 5 tire. Stim climbs slowdy and By Lawrence W. Gilbert A Visit to Our Neighbors {Continued from page Un I bit creakingly out of the machi ir Ed Weight seems to be to make an estimate of tl ling quite a reputation as a red spines. When you pull the shells apart you find a juicy trans amount of labor that would 1 lg man for himself over at parent pulp tightly adhering to two small stones. It has a delicious necessary to fix said tire. "We •sville. The natives say that taste, slightly acid, most refreshing and as lasting as our own all day it's only flat on one side," he sai spends his Sundays over in suckers of childhood days. The Jack Fruit grows to enormous size, and climbs in the car and conti neighborhood pushing Fords sometimes weighing forty to fifty pounds, but requires cooking to be ues his journey homeward. he hills. thoroughly relished. The Salak has a brown rind like a rattlesnake After Sam Switzer and son D, George Alexander doesn't skin, while the Durian contains a pulp similar to cantaloupes, filled friends had driven some for l to be a gymnast or any- with a thick yellow custard. miles to the ideal fishing spot r like that, but he certainly The most famous and highly-prized fruit of all, however, is the the world Sam suddenly disco : through some very difficult Mangosteen—it resembles a dark purplish brown apple in appearance ers that he had left the bait e ortions when his bicycle and is purchased in the market in big clusters. When you cut into the the cellar stairs. Of course h led with him on his way to thick rind there is disclosed a round ball of perfumed snow resting friends said in their quiet and di : the other morning, in a rose-lined cup. It separates in five lobes and melts on the tongue nifieel way, "Well, that's tc essrs. Francis Looker, Harry with a memory of the most juicy and fragrant apple, covered with bad." rbrook and B. L. Carpenter ice cream. The best thing about it is that it can be eaten with im Cyril Hammond, Ohio Sta been added to the list of punity without giving the slightest feeling of "tummy-ache." Even University Student, is with i :. 5's co-workers. Welcome with our advanced methods of refrigeration it has not been possible during the summer months. £ s and to the city, boys, to ship this divine fruit to other climes, as it soon grows dark and will resume his studies at tl ick seems to desert Stimmel spoils. University this coming fall. y time he even thinks of It was with great regret we finally had to bid farewell to this As the farmer sometimes say ng berries. While passing beautiful isle of the South Seas, but we can never forget its charm "Hay will be hay this year." Mi |JUM|JOIIC yuur vacation tun chickens come home to roost, and discovered that some unkind person had made an attack on my integrity as a blackberry picker. Now Eddie-tor, I don't mind that ter the building is finished after being absent from these nes? pages for some time, and being because that is jealousy, but horrors, you put that right after my notes and everyone thinks 1 am guilty. Now I demand that you fix Poor Dot's air castles bawled out by Eddie W. literally, crumbling to earth. It's liberally and verbally, we think it up your error or I shall take desperate measures. Yours until chiggers stop biting, bye, sunny California, until best to write something for this year. We surely do symp; Earl Blackberry Stroup. issue if it only serves to keep him with you, Dot, because we quiet. So about the only avenue know what a disappointnn Earl Stroup, the famous blackberry picker of Dept. 26. is pre would be. (Idea.) Why paring to bring suit for damages against Mr. Sullivan of the Move rent a Ford, Dot, and go tl Department. Drive-It way? He charges the defendant with circulating slanderous reports Carl Hayes sure swin against him which has resulted in his social ostracism, the loss of his wicked hoof when it com wile's affection and his standing in the church, and that further as a horseshoe pitching. He result of said slanderous reports he has lost his appetite and now three points, which were do suffers from insomnia. by his opponents. His nerves are a total wreck. However, the defendant is pre Mr. Hess asked Miss Ferj pared to produce in open court a reliable witness who claims to have what time it was, and Miss seen the said Earl Stroup sound asleep in a sunny position on a hillside surrounded with beautiful shade trees only a few rods away, and that further he had spilled all the berries out of his little bucket. And that he also was in such a state of uncertainty when awakened that he insisted he was after pawpaws, and that berries were not ripe yet. We hope that this matter will be settled out of court and suggest that the Editor of the Service consider himself a committee of one PETE SUTTNER'S TWINS to arbitrate if possible. Pete Suttner of Dept. 23 has two fine n II mum i lads in wild and woolly Lawrence, who sits in the saddle, and Leroy, who stands she sure is an entertaining old Department after returning from on the stens. The boys are eight years gal in warm weather. her vacation in New York City old, both of them (joke), and it is diffi and surrounding cities. We cult to tell which is which and who is Miss Erma Tilton is a new who. member of our Cost office staff. surely envy her that trip, es From the rush of new business pecially to Coney Island and of escape is to scribe the happen that struck us square amidship Little Italy. Oh well, if the ings of the past few weeks, anel we would like to see some more trains are running next summer at this time of the year it usually new faces on the third floor back. we bet New York will have more means vacations. D'jever stop to consider that than one Columbus guest, and SHE'S A PEACH! two-thirds of "Promotion" con right from this department, too, Tom Melvin of Dept. 40, and hi Here's how we spent 'em: who was formerly Malinda Glass i Mary and Lillian Houseman so sists of "motion?" Think it over. 'cause they are all inquiring as Rate Dept., have a splendid your to how much the trip cost. journed for two weeks at Seneca- Virginia Mae, who will be Sy2 rr ville, while Ray Stephens and ADVERTISING ANTICS Miss Ferguson seems rather old on Sept. 1st. Tom runs a plai the Big Machine Shop. Clarence Burns explored the By Irene Reynolds, Adver. Dept. worried these days. She says she wilds of Indian Lake. Walter Miss Everard has the attention just knows that Muth Bros, are guson said that her watch Pope motored through most of going to move the front of the of all the girls in the Advertising on a strike because it had ; the eastern states. Mildred Al- "Fritter Follies" while she is on peel. Hess said it must 1 bery also spent a week in the her vacation. It would be a clock, for watches never st east. East Livingston Avenue, shame if she missed that after wasn't it, Mildred? Escha Wat walking to High St. every noon Mrs. Marshall says "A fi son as usual intends to go to is some one that knows all a Washington, D. C, to see if the you and loves you just the sa village has been moved. Glen Seems funny we have so r Kraft was at Houghton Lake, friends. Mich., and Wilbur Russel, if all Mr. Goddard is back to i his stories are true, was pretty again after spending his vaca much all over the state, but he and a few more weeks, at G failed to state whether by end- Hospital. Glad to see you 1 door or side-door Pullman. Mr. Goddard; seems you're d real vacation next year. We just recently learned that No, George hasn't a bad Ed. Wanner has been broadcast It's just hay fever. 'Stoo ing children's bedtime stories by George. radio. Huh—you ought to hear Our Eddie-tor surely has i some of the bedtime stories some nerve. Expects a feller to s of us old married bucks tell the up a bunch of good news on missus when we sneak upstairs Betty in in the wee sma' hours, door key spare of the moment, and es in one baud and shoes in the Fourth ially at vacation time wher other. of the department is vacatioi Generation Nobody to write about, and Escha Watson has a new chum warm to write if there was pi at this writing. Miss Ivy Poison, Pretty Betty Marie Sands, 15-month-old daughter of V/m. Sands, is proud to of news. Will try and scan from over near Newark. We be one of this group of four generations. At the left is her grandfather, happy more news next* time, but pi have had the nlpncnrp r\f m»i.*;.,n- Edward Sands of Dept. 21, at the right is her great grandmother. Mrs. Matilda Lessons in Pitching tion with the neighboring village' mond, was not caught in this to have him make two trips ir horseshoe athletes were of Upper Arlington was no doubt particular raid. the plant, morning anel evenin mmensely pleased to have the cause. The silver lining, Traffic Impeded during his vacation to handle t tgomery, the wind expert, however, was that our Rooster Henry Wolfe is sure a stubborn Upper Arlington contingent, b • the tournament. He adds Club President, P. W. Ham cuss. We argued our heads off he refused in his characterisl weight and dignity to the way. ' and should steady his JONES and JEWELS Andy Ruppersberg had a fe ger partner, Jim Chandler. der torn off in a collision t\ ncidentally attended the Na- other day. "Oh, Henry." .1 Horseshoe Tournament at —and Left Mac Here? 'etersburg. Fla., to study and We always did suspect th ove his style and not corn- Merrill "Bishop" McLaughl Hard—What? had a string on somewhere win le Jeffrey Service, herewith, he took his wife along to Ca all}' tenders its sincerest fornia, but only recently was o lathy to those hard-working suspicions confirmed when si went to the Lancaster Can • boys, Glackin and Rowe, Meeting for a month or six weel had been practicing horse- taking the children along. pitching faithfully through Precautionary Measure winter, spring and summer At the rate bobbed-hair heai :hs, and then to be stricken are bobbing up stray blonc 1 in their maiden effort in hairs, about three feet long, c ournament by the unknowns, daddy's collar will be a thing i • Trager and "Speedy" Don- the past. Runs 'Em Ragged The Mice Will Play Bobby Osborn, one of oi 1 account of wives being out "A fisherman cast his line for meat, are both keen for fishing, handsomest, from the Bookkee] )wn, several of the leading and in the evening he returned home to In the top picture are Charles, Allison ing Dept.. went fishing the othi •.shoe pitchers, McLaughlin eat some beef." This quotation does not and Jewell Close, Jr. The center figure afternoon, hooked a dandy, star apply to the anglers shown in these pic in the bottom picture is Robert Jones, "raig, etc., were too busy to eel to manipulate his brand ne the tournament. tures for Dick Jones, shown at the left, and his sister Arlene is shown on the and Jewell Close, shown at the right, eat extreme right side of the picture at the rod, but — that method beir Ka-choo-ee fish for supper when they go fishing— right. They have fine times together rather slow, he started up tl orge "Ragweed" McFarland yes, siree, even though they have to open and a little dirt or mud, or a ri? or a bank on a run anel lost his priz a can to get the fish. Dick and Jewell tear is all in the day's play with them. tot been able to sneeze many We will gladly furnish a diagrai rs in his recent appear- of the exact spot where a bran i. His hay-fever spasms seem new rod equipped with a bran ighten the shoes. l B i Cupola Chatter by Foundry Folks I E I new reel reposes peacefully o ie'11 Get a New One, Too By Drone and Pond. Oepts. 23-27 H the bottom of the river. e can imagine the greeting at E We're Bound for Michigan Davidson's home when he Some folks never have to suff( med his dear friend wife that Louis Kinzleman has returned it was deep sea fishing and Freel privations, was our conviction ; id been pinched for speeding to work after being off sick for landed one that weighed 20 we gazed with envious eyes o igh Bexley. "Why Frank! a couple of weeks. pounds besides many other good the postal photo from C. C. Mi lid have gotten a new dress Frank Mooney is enjoying a sized ones. Not a bit of tire or ler up in Michigan, with tw hat. etc.. etc." vacation at Port Huron, Mich., machine trouble either way. attending a reunion of the Am addeel to the pleasure of the trip. schooners as big as battleship Sells Peanuts and Pop bulance Corps he was with over Will try and get Fred to give us in his bands and his feet soakin e honor Joe Lamb, of the seas. some pictures of the big ones. in the good old amber fluid, eve tural shop, as a true, loyal Lee Brookins is having an Charles Stone has our sym after he had decided it was to r, who still goes out to Neil awful time with his new teeth. pathy in the loss of his child a risks to take any of his dande to see our Columbus team As he left home the other morn few weeks ago. lion wine along. although he may be a ing he sneezed and lost one set Although Schwab and Salis Nose-on Collision bolder with a pass or have in the flower bed, and when he bury were eliminated in the Walter Pope made a sad mis Is on the opposing team. got to work he lost his others in horseshoe tournament they hav< take the other day when he trie Good Idear a sand pile. Cheer up, Lee, you a good alibi, as Schwab has had to smell a golf ball travelin ive—so that you can greet a will probably find them. the use of only one eye for aboul about a mile a minute. His up cop with a nod and a smile Mr. Sands and his family have a week and was not up to his per li]) was almost ruined, an he pulls up alongside. just returned from a 2277-mile usual form. being a single chap, with a nic Clever Boy motor trip to Five Islands, Moseman reports a (?) time Buick, it seriously interfered wit : regret, exceedingly, to hear Maine, and reports a wonderful while on his vacation. He said his routine work. an eye witness that boot- time. They spent several days they went 72 miles per hour in a re anrl -j ct.'ll „•«.-» tmnA „„ -,,-, ,vi-,.^ ;,.o* ~ff tUo ,.«. «f JOHN BArSEP.5 PEACH TfSEE hftP So f^ocH TFSOiT ON »T T»rVr THE Tr\EE VVA 5 PULLED UP By THTUCE D.„TR00TI& _. I "
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GEO. DIX, DEPT.7, GETS "DOC' HoBART, STORE'S'J A N'Gt OIL BATH . JOHN oiAchEN ANDHARrvv ROWE, &IT BASS© EXTrNAOrSPiNM i/kinrkc n mi-p i #M TH F P\TK vr v. rin KI n -iHIS is W C A H, Radiophone Station of the Entrekin Elec Soprano Solos—"Yesterday and Today" Chas. G. Sprost tric Co., Columbus, Ohio." The foregoing was heard by "Bonnie Brown Head" Wm. Dichmonl radio operators who were "listening in" on the evening of Grace Ernest t 11th. Then the following program by Jeffrey artists was Hortense Mohr—Accompanist need: Tenor Solo—"The Bells of St. Mary's" Adams Solo—"The Eagle" Mac Dowel 1 Robert A. Currie Rachel Long Bedtime story of Ling Lee Woo Edmund A. Wanner 10 Solos—"Sunbeams" Langdon Ronald Duet—"Roses of Picardy" Hayden Wood "Smilin' Thru" Arthur Penn Agnes Laing and Robert A. Currie Grace Ernest Mrs. Robt. A. Currie—Accompanist Hortense Mohr—Accompanist This was the second concert given by Jeffrey talent in the ne Solos—"Give a Man a Horse He Can Ride," Entrekin Studio at 321 W. Tenth Ave. Geoffrey O'Hara Many of our Jeffrey folks have Radio receiving stations. A few "Tommy Lad" E. J. Margetson of them are enumerated here: C. E. Featherolf, C. W. Miller, John Harold Hess Graham, Francis Caldwell, Fred Weis. Junior Ruppersberg, Tom Mrs. Robt. A. Currie—Accompanist Larcamp, R. H. Jeffrey, M. D. Jeffrey, Harry Supp, Charles Beiers, 10 Solos—"Annie Laurie" Liza Lehman Sam Marks, Charles Hall, Alvin Davis, Frank Paulus, D. W. Ains- "My Laddie" Wm. Armour Thayer worth, Wm. Rectenwald, Floyd Corbin, Sam Thomas, Charles Hunt, Agnes C. Laing Ray Bascom, Earl Crumley, George McFarland, Otto Jost, S. F. Mrs. Robt. A. Currie—Accompanist Ossing, Radebaugh, Jerry Gifford, John Davis. Solos—"Sunrise and You" Arthur Penn The picture at the left shows C. A. Entrekin in his transmitting "The Star" Rogers room announcing a number on the program. The picture at the right Robert A. Currie shows Robert A. Currie singing a tenor solo into the horn, or micro Mrs. Robt. A. Currie—Accompanist phone as Mr. Entrekin says, Mrs. Currie is playing the accompani Solo—"Hungarian Etude" ,. Mac Do well ment, and Miss Mohr, Miss Ernest, Mr. Hess, Miss Long and Miss Rachel Long Laing are waiting their turns on the program. All musical numbers IO Solo—"Love Bells" Francis are directed into the microphone, while speaking, such as bedtime Agnes C. Laing stories and announcements, are made through a hand microphone. -"In the Garden of My Heart" Ball Mr. Entrekin makes the announcements and handles all the Agnes C. Laing and Harold Hess mechanical details. We marvel at his skill for there are many levers, Mrs. Robt. A. Currie—Accompanist dials, knobs, hooks, buttons and switches to watch. Mrs. Entrekin. ne Solo—"My Gypsy Love" Galbraith who is a charming hostess, handles the details in the studio, such as Harold Hess placing the musicians, the microphone, etc., and getting the proper -"I'll Forget You" Ball numbers started at the right time. Harold Hess and Robert A. Currie The Entrekin Broadcasting Station is capable of sending out Mrs. Robt. A. Currie—Accompanist concerts for a radius of 1000 miles.
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Leaving Columbus on August 3rd Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Leas- ure started on their westward trip for the Pacific Coast. Both Mr. and Mrs. Leasure work in our Employ ees' Co-Op Store, and stopped to bid their co Mr. and Mrs. Devault and their son Ho\ workers good-bye before they left. Their first GET OUT THE SKILLET! who are shown standing in front of the rear See the pretty pickerel. Did the little stop was at Indianapolis; then Springfield, 111.; chine, stopped at Denver, Colo. The Lea; St. Joe, Montana; Denver, Colo. While in Color boy catch it? He did—positively not! expect to hunt a month in northern Wyomii Did the little girl catch it? She did, and ado Mr. Leasure wrote a letter to Mr. Hartsook without the assistance of any males. of the Co-Op Store telling him of their trip thus Either late in October or early in Novel Cathryn permitted Bruce to hold the young whale while the picture was being far. He wrote that when they started to climb the Leasures will fill up the gas»tank, crack Pik-p'c VPOIT UP ,..~c :„ u:„ „L:_^ _I. . . • taken hv Had The,, =r» \.ntu ,u;u foi. 9 October, 1922 No. 2 yielded to the touch of VV/ from work on Tuesday, Herman Kaestner for many September 12th, August years, and every spring bright Anthony, who worked in our green blades of grass have ap Iron Foundry since 1900, was peared and hedges have haled struck by an automobile and out at his call. His rose beds fatally injured. Hs» have been a rolling sea of pink He had just alighted from a petals and his flower beds have Neil Ave. car at the corner of been rich in the many beautiful Neil and Third Aves. and had colors of tulips, geraniums, can- stopped to look at two machines, nas and cither flowers. which had collided with slight But Death beckoned him to damages, when he met with the lay down his trowel and pruning accident. He was hurried to the shears on the third of September University Hospital, where his after he had suffered for many death resulted on the following days due to complications. It day at 2:00 P. M. was a familiar sight to see Her His wife, Mrs. Louisa An HERMAN KAESTNER man working with his flower thony, collapsed when tin news AUGUST ANTHONY beds, hedges and grass. Coming of the accident reached her and to work in the mornings most of us have felt a bit fresher and suffered a stroke of paralysis at 11:00 P. M. the same day ar brighter when we saw his handiwork. without regaining consciousness. Her death occurred on Th Herman Kaestner was born August 15, 1861, in German}, and morning at 10:45. in 1881 he sailed for America. Since December 2Sth, 1906, he was A double funeral service was held for them at St. Marks Lu employed by The Jeffrey Mfg. Co. His widow, three sons, Herman, Church and interment was made in I nion Cemetery. Mr. an Jr., Fred and Carl, and one daughter, Margaret, survive him. Anthony arc survived by two daughters, Mrs. Florence I. For twenty-five years he was a member of the Maccabees. Toledo, Ohio, and Mrs. Harmon Eibling of Somerset, Ohio.
BALCONY CHATTER L' ll 1111 111111111 • > • i i • i • n 11111 • 1111111111 • 111 r 1111 • IIIIIIIIII 11 II II MI i iii minimi iiiiiniiiiimii iiiiiiiiiiu'_ preach his first sermon ; By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 afterwards. After months of absence we We used to think that o will again pick up the pen, which Our Front Cover friend Joe Robinson was ; is mightier than the sword, and tive to "Buster," in our "1 put this department into the ORSESHOES are symbols of luck — for some ing House," but since h limelight. people on some occasions, but many who entered glasses we have changei Since our last appearance on H our Horseshoe Tournament discovered that this mind and believe he beloi the fair pages of Jeffrey Service piece of equine footwear brought them no luck. Of "the Gumps." there has been organized in this course, in every game someone must win and someone department a glee club (or prob must lose. If you can lose a game and still smile, and LETTERS OF THAN: ably a more suitable name — a cordially grip your opponent by the hand and say, "good We wish to thank the J quartet). H. R. Bascome. Frank- work, Jim, you deserved to win." you have a rating only Mfg. Co., their employee.' Peters and John Thomas are life slightly below the winner. We always admire good Miss Kidwell and Miss Fid members. (One more member sportsmanship, whether it is in a horseshoe game, shoot their many favors during t wan ted). ing ducks, racing, or any kind of contest between men or ness and death of our lovei When in need of anything for between men and birds or beasts. We assure you of our he; your Radio see Hoppman. The front cover shows a scene on our horseshoe appreciation of your kindn New faces in this department courts in the final game when Montgomery and Chandler Sincerely yours, Mrs. A are: Clifford Cook, move man, matched their skill against Graumlich and Neyman. lor Kaestner and Family. and Dodson, crane man. the championship in doubles. The latter team, winning * * * Bill Lahner and Clarence enjoys wearing the crown of honor until the next tourna This little note is to le Weekly are back on the job again ment for doubles. boys of Depts. 8 and 40, an after several months' of absence. In the Next Issue Jeffrey Mfg. Co., know thi Charlie Moore takes the prize The champion of the tournament for singles will be appreciated the flowers se: for raising tomatoes this year, shown in the next issue of Service. From present indica the death of our beloved wif< some of them weighing 2 pounds tions it is possible that a new name will grace the head mother. — Thomas Jones to the square mile. Better luck lines next month. children. next time, Charlie. Clarence Mclntyre changes Newt Carmell says there positions from move man to not be much coal this winter winding field coils on the high he is going to have peaches, ; speed lathe, and Jim Robins wdll - IMMMIMI ii i mill mum nun 11 inn I miiim iitiiim iiiiiuimii iiiiiiiiiiini Ilimillllllllll canned them himself.
I dumbus Dal, Sept. 8. lggqt 7930 Columbus Dale Sejjtemher 14. Iff: | St &>ifrljt, Poylo the order oj ', Pn;/ to the order of H Mary Kaestner--- — um .if-"'3000.00 ?.! alsc Anthony n,r ,,„„, „/>• _ jj .'JO---~i_ g I E ihres Thousand and no/100 lots, in fu.ll tetti, meat of all clai i- = . -V W ntx_aeym.qaji4re d. ar.d lls/1'./C-IJollar.i, in full setthmcnt of all clax g|| against Till. TRAVELERS ISSURANC1 COMPANY on account of CertAfie^ insl THE TRAVELERS INSURANCE COMPANY on a'-ount of Certific NI ,NO- issued on the I if, of Herman C. Kaaetner jfnder $ 1 ° i No. •£21 issued on the life of .iiL^ug t ^IAJ-LQILJ 711 g. Group Policy No. C-1186 ,'.,,„,„ ij Group Policy No. UM issued to Jeff-ray tpin ;-. _;, 3 •_ smmv P To jnr. n; in 11 /;. ,••, .--,,• . -. \,r , ,,, 3 2 //-;• • . fmkllMf&Jt_ I To THE lHAVKLEIlS INSURANCE COMPASi Hartford, Connrciicut 'as packed in a neat little V J honor of Miss Kidwell and Miss Fields on the lawn in Goodale ket. From close observation we and tucked in a snow Park. If you have ever attended one of the affairs given by believe the mystery has been napkin, the dainty lunch of the Hospital Staff you will know it was done up right. Miss Kidwell solved, at least we are positive Abbott. The aroma of went to the park without much persuasion, but Miss Fields wanted to about the 1923 model Ford. We tried chicken attracted the go every place in the North End before she was finally inviegled into find the suggestion for a one- on of one who has gained calling on the swans in the lake. This was the bait that finally man top w-as offered by our enown .for the capacity of landed her in the park where Miss Wilson, Miss Davis, Mrs. Davis Albert Richard Dunn of the En petite. The temptation of the chief, Mrs. Rhoades, Miss Worth, Miss Rachel Long, and Miss gineering Dept. He came to work :e lunch was too much for Kidwell were waiting with a huge basket of fried chicken, potato one morning wdth his left ear cut ptain, so he indulged and salad, deviled eggs, potato chips, tomatoes, cheese, olives, rolls, and bruised as if he had had a led the greater part of it. jell\. angel food, plums, pears, coffee, candy—wc haven't space for terrible mishap of some sort. He ral weeks later Capt. Tay- more. When they finished eating they hadn't space for more, either. explained that a big machine had, ho had become interested on the day before, rammed his Narcissus (Japanese lily) little red Ford an awful jolt in led a bucket with crushed the side, causing Albert to bump ind asked Wm. Abbott to They Trimmed Us Most Beautifully his ear on the front bow of the landlc on it for him. Bill car, thus causing the injury. In : handle on, but not having Dear Friend Cloud Brantncr: just a few days the new model en the incident of the That was no nice way for your horseshoe pitchers from the Malleable Foundry Ford came out with a one-man takes the crushed stone out to treat our boys here in the Main Plant. The fact is, we didn't expect it of you. top, omitting the front bow, However, now that your boys have shown their caliber we extend our congratula thereby leaving no reason for ts in a couple of darnicks tions. ew brick bats, then covers The accompanying sextette journeyed from the O. M. I. Co. to play the one to bump his ear, head, or ver with the crushed stone, winners of our horseshoe tournament for doubles on Tuesday, Sept. 5th. From otherwise figure in an accident. comes in and compliments left to right they are: Killian, Taraba, Rinehart, Petty, Jamison and Brantner. Since we know this is true in this the fine handle he had put case we feel justified in believing . says, "I just know them that all improvements are thot vill do fine," but when he of in just this way. :ne he told his wife he just E. O. Jones of Special Stores that darn rascal Bill was says it's fun to hit your finger something. So he threw with a hammer and have to go to nicks at a couple of cats, the hospital between 5:30 and as during State Fair week 8:30. All week he has been sing e writer's wife, Mrs. H. E. ing, "I don't want to get well," n. who lives at 123 East etc." Watch your step, Ed, and th Ave., which is one of remember your wife is not going ain thoroughfares to the to stay in Dayton. -ound, had put out her ice Overheard in the Receiving nd forgot to take it in. It happened that one of our teams, Baker and Cramer, was unable to play due to Department: 7 o'clock in the evening overtime work and so Petty and Brantner remained on the sidelines. Perhaps it was a good thing, for Petty and Brantner both said they were loaded to the muzzle Henry: "Want this box taken jr bell rang and she went with double ringers, and the scores were bad enough as they were. to the restaurant?" front door. There were Malleable Foundry Jeffrey Bill: "No! That goes to the ;n who wanted to know if Jamison 12, Rinehart 9 21 Graumlich 6, Neyman 1 7 cafeteria." d any 50 cent rooms to Jamison 18, Rinehart 3 21 Graumlich 11, Neyman 1 12 Ed Haag says, "Well, boys, 5he told them she did not. Taraba 14, Killian 7 21 Chandler 7, Montgomery 1 8 Taraba 16, Killian 3 21 Chandler 5, Montgomery 6 11 mine will do anything any other me of the men steps over Number of Ringers—Jamison 10, Taraba 9, Graumlich 8, Chandler 6, Rinehart one will, but she will not run cks up the ice card and 3, Neyman 2, Killian 2. without gas." He is just like 5 it to her said "then you the rest, if he can't be told, he tter take your sign in." Mr. Bluecher was not only lace told him he was having it can be shown. plained to them that the pleased; he was delighted when too easy in the Plumbing Shop dug placed with the 50 up he had this contract signed and and that he had better take on a Can it be possible that this d to the ice man that she sealed. The contract called for little extra work. . Damon did newspaper clipping refers to our 50 lbs. of ice. Then 100 square mullen leaves, 100 this. He worked at nights and own Storeroom "B" Elmer: "El i says to Enoch "I'll be round mullen leaves, and 100 long on Sundays and when pay day mer Kennedy, who according to every time we come to mullen leaves. . came Damon had an abundance police records lives 'somewhere air we learn something Mr. Bluecher said, he failed on of money, so he says to Herb, in Columbus,' was sentenced to his contract because he had to "I'll give you a quarter if you 30 days in the workhouse. Ken nedy was arrested for drunken 1 Loses Big Contract use these mullen leaves on his will take me home in your Ford, ness from taking horse medicine. Bluecher returned to hogs, as they were to be ex for I want to get home early and n August 28th with a de hibited at the Ohio State Fair show wifie how much money I "Last week the defendant had nt look and a sad heart, the following week. drew this pay day." been placed on probation on con had lost an opportunity Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Sigrist, Herb drove him home, going a dition that he refrain from further me rich as well as famous. their daughter Stella, and her mile or two out of his way. excesses. 'Your Honor,' he advance agent of the P. T. three children, took an automo Damon says, "Herb, a quarter is pleaded Friday, T did have a Wild Animal Show, bile trip through the northern too much for that ride," and so drink or two. I have been work exhibited here August 26, part of Ohio visiting friends in he tried to work Herb down to ing since you let me off the last ide a contract with Wm. Barberton. They report a very a dime. Herb says, "a quarter time but last night I went to a er to furnish the show pleasant vacation trip and had an or nothing," so he got nothing. friend's barn. His horse had mllen leaves for Tuskla, exceptionally good time. colic, and he wanted me to get fgest elephant the world Our Serial Story STORE ROOM HAPPEN him the colic medicine. Well, I r known, it being one foot Damon I. Wallace had gotten INGS took the medicine instead of the DOROTHY—WITH AND WITHOUT After posing for this first picture little Dorothy Willamette, daughter of L. J. Simmons of Dept. 8, thought she had better put on some more clothes for fear she would shock her Jeffrey friends. "It's all right with us, little friend, we'd take off a few pieces also if we thought we could get away with it." Come to see us some time. THE ROAD TO WASTED YOUTH By Lawrence Gilbert, Dept. 5 All of us no doubt have noted with a touch of pity the broken man of the street. In tatters he slouches past you; his glance is always shifting; he seems to be lost. There is no place he can call home; there is no place that he can go to for rest after his weary march of the streets is over. TAKE OFF YOUR HAT! Often have I thought of what this man might have been in his THAT'S DADDY OVER TI- D. J. Hanger of Dent. 5 spent his Beulah Beatrice is looking vacation in painting. Oh no, not in youth. Perhaps he had chances apparently better than my own. He daddy, D. J. Hanger of Dept. 5, painting landscapes and portraits but in may have been stronger and better educated. Success may have been posing in the opposite column covering the sides of a house. In this within his grasp; he may have been termed successful by his friends. page. She is a cheerful little cher picture he is dressed in his painting togs. though she hasn't hardly any c Please notice the pet hat. He wouldn't But he has traveled the wrong trail, "The primrose path of in this pose. Perhaps the abs take it off and so his face was shadowed. pleasure" to the rocky, thorn-strewn road of "Wasted Youth." garments is what is making her si
HE Doggie brothers were then behind him came the being very, very good. gie Band. They were all d T Thej' did everything mother KOLUMNS FOR KIDDIES alike in blue and white sui and daddy told them to do and were playing lively music, never disobeyed. They wouldn't behind them came four even quarrel with each other, and A Happy Day at Dogtown poodle dogs pulling a little i were just so very good that really all trimmed with pretty everybody was wondering why By Mayme Schmitt. Stenoe. Dept. and roses tied all over it. they were acting so nicely, for little wagon was pretty you see Doggie brothers were lunch, for Dogtown was quite a a good place to park and then Miss White Wooly. She fc sometimes bad little dogs and distance away and they had to they watched for the parade. a greeting to every one. barked and chewed up their little stay all day. She had nice big Doggie brothers were so excited after this came several ] mistress' doll and did a lot of sausages and everything good. they could hardly sit still, then ponies with doggies all di things that Mother Doggie told When they arrived at Dogtown all at once they heard the band, up and riding them. E them not to do. my, it looked so pretty. There and then they did jump around. brothers wished they could Now this is why Doggie broth were flags around everywhere Wry soon around the corner a pony like that. Then wl ers were being such good boys. and all the dogs were there came the band. One big collie you think came next? It < You see they were playing around dressed up in their prettiest suits, was the leader. He had on a cute little airplane on wheel; one evening and they heard and Doggie brothers' eyes grew red hat with a big feather in it, cute little girl doggies sittinj Daddy Dog read out of the paper so big for they were not going and a red and blue suit. He all dressed in white. Then that there was to be a parade. to miss anything. Daddy chose walked along so straight and a lot of dogs marching. Oh, a great big parade of all the were dressed in their best cl dogs in Dogtown, and daddy told and looked so pretty, and Mother Dog that if the children last came the automobile were real good he would take trimmed up so nicely and them all to Dogtown the next with dogs of all sizes. week in the Ford to see this big Finally the parade was parade. Now wouldn't any. little and Daddy Dog bought D dog be good when they had brothers a balloon and something like this to think peanuts, and very soon a about? many dogs that knew E When the great day came Dog came and talked to him Daddy Dog put on his best suit after they had gone, M and Mother Dog her nice silk thought Doggie brothers dress, and Doggie brothers had very quiet, and when she lc on their new red suits with brass around she found them buttons. Daddy and mother sat sound asleep. They drove in the front seat and Doggie to the. park and after a i brothers in the back seat of their Doggie brothers awakened, new Ford, and Oh, how happy they had a nice lunch and st: these little brothers were, and for home. Doggie brothers every little while they would not sorry they fiad been so g sniff cniff c^'fiP f~- <-~~ llLUKUL lltTI'IMIl
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LL hail to our champions, Wm. H. Graum After practicing for a solid week up in the wild and wooly woods lich of Dept. 41 and George Neyman of the of Michigan our Al Salisbury and his partner, Schwab, took the A Advertising Dept., winners of our third count of ten in the second round when Winkler and Simmons deliv horseshoe tournament. Without a single defeat ered the knockout punch after getting a bad start. marked against them the champions went through Scores Made by Our Champions the tournament, pitching a steady game and making Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Jacoby-Poncl lc. the points when they were needed. Their first Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Jacoby-Pond 1/ match, with Pond and Jacoby, was their hardest Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Lemmon-Nichols Ii one, as their opponents scored 18 points in one Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Lemmon-Nichols i game and 17 in the other. The matches were for Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Trager-Donahue 1 the best two out of three games of 21 points each. Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Trager-Donahue 1( A ringer and a close shoe would have "spilled the Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Baker-Cramer 1> beans" for the champions, but Clyde and Hiram Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Baker-Cramer 11 didn't have their "spiller" working just right at Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Chandler-Montgomery 11 Glackin. that time. Graumlich made a total of 107 points Graumlich-Neyman 21 vs Chandler-Montgomery 1( corer during the tournament while his youthful partner lose on his heels with 103 points, but in putting "collars on the Total 210 Total 12( Graumlich stepped away from Neyman by making 32 ringers Highest Number of Ringers for One Game L partner's 22. Schwab 5 Graumlich 5 Baker 4 Selbach l here was one severe case of buck fever when Donahue and Lemmon 5 Chandler 4 Willey 4 Simmons r played their first game with the champions. They scored Scores in Final Round le point to the winner's 21 points, although they had eliminated Graumlich 8, Neyman 13 21 to Baker 8, Cramer 9 L am of Rowe-Glackin and Jones-Davis in the first and second Graumlich 10, Neyman 11 21 to Baker 7, Cramer 4 1-1 s of the tournament. Dave and "Speedy" both pitch good Graumlich 12, Neyman 9 21 to Chandler 8, Montgomery 10.... \i so we can find no other reason except the fever which prevails Graumlich 15, Neyman 6 21 to Chandler 9, Montgomery 1....K the little old lump comes up in the neck. Chandler 17, Montgomery 4....21 to Baker 5, Cramer 9 T t was too bad about Harry Rowe and John Glackin getting Chandler 8, Montgomery 10....18 to Baker 15, Cramer 6 2'. ed off in the first round but eleven other teams also found Chandler 15, Montgomery 6....21 to Baker 5, Cramer 7 L elves sitting out in the cold, although they hadn't practiced as List Showing in Which Round Each Team was Eliminated is team No. 16. Anyway, John did a good job of keeping the First Round 2 Behmer—Cameron 13 L. Young—Ray Stephens o Ben Gray goes the honor of pitching the most unusual shoe, 3 Crissman—Geo. Dyer 16 Harry Rowe—John Glackii id of his shoe going through the air like a sailer, it turns 5 Voelkel—Carl Hayes 18 McReynolds—Grauman il somersaults and lights flat. It is surprising to see how well 8 F. Nicely—Jim White 20 L. Stiffler—L. Bensley ntrols his somersault shoe. 9 Tom Burke—Geo. Selbach 21 F. Peterson—H. DeBruin 'he real battle came in the match between Baker-Cramer and 12 H. Pond—Clyde Jacoby 23 Beglin—Fisher lant-Williams. Baker, one of the champions in the last tourna- Second Round and his partner Jim Cramer, won the first game of the match 1 Ben Gray—Ralph Beem 14 John Davis—Dick Jones 21 to 19 score. The next game was a humdinger! All four 7 H. Merchant—Williams 17 Al Salisbury—Karl Schwab stants were fighting tooth and claw for every point. The second 10 A. Lemmon—Nichol 22 O. Snouffer—Klem was won by Merchant and Williams by a 21 to 20 score. This Third Round le score one all. The deciding game was as close as the pre- 4 Robinson—Bob Willey 15 Dave Trager—S. Donahue ? one, and Baker and Cramer won out by one point. 19 Winkler—L. J. Simmons
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FLANAGRAMS field; he is building a new garage Plans will be furnished to any Ed. Abram is waiting patientb H. A. Flanagan, Pricing Dept. in which he expects to, or hopes one on request. for Allen to finish the plans foi rk Allen, the veteran rabbit some one will, put a new or other Jerry Taylor always accused their new homes. If Clark car r, is the only vacationer left. kind of an automobile. From Ed. Abram of being an Irish- only figure out some way to plac< November he will tell description furnished by himself Jew. If he could see him explain the bath tub and the chimney ii terns they are liable to handicap field every player tries to i Published Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey the foundry, then the machine, a fumble. Make the best Manufacturing Company inspection, assembly and shipping mistakes. Reduce their c Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office departments with the result that to a minimum. and Field. a promise to ship on a certain As you sit in the stadiun Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. date is broken, which makes a ing for the Ohio State tea Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested from all employees in any department of the service. displeased customer. hear the Ohio battle sc W. A. GRIEVES Editor Every department, yea, every "we're here to do or die E. A. WANNER Assistant Editor employee in every department, remember that the same s] EDITORIAL BOARD may be the cause of our playing determination to win can C. C. Miller M. A. Smith W. A. Grieves E. A. Wanner F. O. Peterson R. F. Buscher a poor game. Buck up, man, get plied in the industrial gam E. C. Home, Western Editor into every play and give your in the Jeffrey shops and STAFF ARTISTS Harold Hess Henry Ruhwedel Lawrence Gilbert Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner iimniiiiiiimiimilimilllimiiiiimiiiil mi nil inn I III niinn inn iiiinininin mill! Illllll MI lllllllltl STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE BY DEPARTMENTS Dept. Dept. R. A. Stevenson 3 Ben W. Gray Time Dept. One Man One Man L. Gilbert 5 Carl Warner Cost Dept. Asa Weatherby 7 Miss Reynolds Adv. Dept. D. W. Miller 9 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. Has His Has His Miss Bailey, Chain 10 Miss Berlew Accounting Dept. Miss McCloskey, Mining 10 E. G. Holzbacher Order Dept. Shoes Pants W. A. Leonard 14 H. E. Eichorn Pipe Shop R. Russel 17 L. H. McReynoIds Stores Office John Zeier 18 Jerry Gifford Laboratory Soled Patched W. E. Pettitt 20 Bern Claprood Special Cor. O. Snouffer 22 John Graham Special Cor. Pond & Drone 23 and 27 Mayme Schmitt Special Cor. -
Time Tinkerings By B. W. Gray. Time Dept. LRLEY ALBERT DAVIS FRED GEORGE PAUL Department 1 1 Mr. Meadors has been spend have such good luck again as Department 40 ing his vacation (and money long as they live. We might say 17 70 MEN have always also) at his "Old Kentucky also that no doubt the car (inter- R. Fred George Paul, fore \/ been a mystery to me, Home." urban) will have another pas man of Dept. 40, has woi but some day when Mr. Close, tracing back his an senger from now on, as Wilder M his place by devotion tc lder I might think about cestors, has found that among never was very strong for the his duties, and he has mountec af the parson to hitch me up them was one or more who pleasure car. to his position from a drill pres: i wife," said Harley Davis crossed the Delaware with Wash About September 14th some job. pt. 11. Harley was born ington. one asked if a certain party had He is a Columbus product anc ly 8th, 1882, but he doesn't Mr. Brown, some time back, worked the 4th. Of course he a Columbus booster, as he was his 40 years have made him lived in Milo — now a part of meant Labor Day, September born here in 1868 and has livec [ sufficiently in women to Columbus. This, no doubt, is 4th, but it sounded very much here .since then except for twc ne of them for better or for where he got the nick-name of like July 4th. years in Parkersburg, W. Va. However, we notice that "Sheriff," although we don't We are afraid the Time and He completed his school worl y seems happy and con- think he ever was an officer. Cost Bowling team has no "Babe in the Columbus schools anc , has plenty of hair on his Mr. Gee, formerly of Tennes Ruths." then went to work. After shon his buttons are invariably see, is "rustling" the time cards Was you ever eliminated? periods at the Case Mfg. Co. on securely, and bachelor- like an oldtimer these days. Well, that is what happens to Columbus Bolt Works and the n general has dealt kindly Mr. Young, our check-board you when you are in a horseshoe Baldwin Tool Works he came tc lim. reader, took his vacation recently pitching tournament and you get Jeffrey's. the present time he lives and Mr. Russell done his work beat before someone else does. He has a record of 31 years N. Sixth St. A log cabin for a few days. Russell did fine We have been eliminated, you service behind him and still go )y his grandfather in Ross only he missed a few boards en know. ing strong. He was married y was Harley's birthplace. tirely one morning. Must have Mr. Marshall is home again on September 25th, 1889, to Heler he was eight years old his been thinking of his girl, bowling account of sickness. We hope he Jenkins and they have one son lived on the farm, at which score (?) or something. is out again soon. F. Howard Paul. they moved to Columbus, Mr. Wilder, ex-timekeeper, etc., We have with us now the foot He is a man who loves tc tended Second Ave. school, while speeding homeward not ball season, and this ought to be meet other men who are up anc he furnished ample worry long since met with an accident, some season for the local foot doing, therefore he is a membei 7 e teachers. but luckily he and Mr. Snouffer, ball fans. The new stadium alone of the Trinity Church, K. of P. 1896 Harley became a with whom he was riding, were should make it a great thing for York Lodge, Scottish Rite y employee. For two years not badly hurt. Ordinarily when Columbus this Autumn. Shrine, Odd Fellows, Jeffrey 20 irked on an emery wheel in an auto turns turtle some one Year Club, and the Jeffrey Bldg grinding Dept.; then he d and Loan Association. He drives d in the Pan Handle Shops a Studebaker and leaves all cares ix years, after which he behind on his frequent trips tc •d in Dept. 11 for Mr. the country. This is his fad oi ton, who was foreman at hobby and it is a good one, foi ime. At the present time it brings health and recreation at working on a chain ham- the same time. naking flat and round link He nearly always shares his auto trips with someone else and ing in the shade of a tree he has many friends and neigh some good magazines just bors who have enjoyed auto out Harley, and when he gets ings with him. The old adage ol a good interesting story "an apple unshared is only hall ig disturbs him except the enjoyed" applies to joy rides in • bell, and even then he the life of Fred. finish the chapter before The Pauls own their own home PUSH HIM OFF. CATHRYN! Billie Church, Jack Richards and Eddie Jones of Mr. and Mrs. D. H. Hyde shown in giving 'em a treat, accompanied by some Shrine companying photo. jazzers. We enjoyed a splendid dinner at the home
The material for this copy was taken from the pages of a diary kept by Mrs. Mc A Trip to the Pa Laughlin, wife of Merrill By MRS. McLAl McLaughlin of the Chain Production Dept. With few exceptions she took all of the (ladies only) with a box of cand? l> ic tu res for these center picture of himself and Tillie, the big pages also. that celebrated with a birthday part LL those who came in contact with lumbus some months ago, on the i the Aladdin Patrol, Chorus and Band On June 5th we arrived at Banff A of the Shriners on their pilgrimage to Bow Fall, a most beautiful sight, San Francisco, starting on June 1st and end there we visited the government fish ing on June 26th, were united in saying it ies. Fish, in every stage from the ej was a fine crowd that journeyed from Ohio. mature fish, can be seen here. Even the bears in City Park, Winnipeg, Then we strolled over to the C Canada, appreciated the visit of the Shriners, Basin. Two sulphur pools invite for the bears received a liberal helping of swim and we accepted the invitation: peanuts from the visitors. pools. In the winter the air is so < Two hundred members of the Patrol and one has to swim under water to kt the wives of sixty of them made the trip. freezing, but the water is always war Slem Lathem, foreman of Dept. 4, and his a wonderful sensation, to go swimm wife, and Dr. C. S. Means of our Hospital snow all around on the mountains. Staff, and his daughter Helen, were in the It is hard to conceive of a pretl party. than Lake Louise, in Alberta, Cana( There were doctors, dentists, lawyers, ice was floating in the clear greer engineers, and men from many professions water, while the sides and tops of th and occupations in our group. We had a tains were covered with snow. In tl preacher in the group that gave an informal ground is a massive body of ice \ sermon one Sunday morning while we were there the year around. Dinner was at Swift Current, Saskatchewan, Canada, on in the chateau which faces the lak June 4th. All those who could crowd into which the Shrine Band and Choru: the car found his service exceptionally inter tained while we danced. It seems esting. A collection was taken up for the matter where we landed the chorus a crippled soldiers at Calgary, which amounted were called upon to give concerts. "* to $100. The members of the Shrine Chorus ness was their middle name. acted as the choir. Our train followed the Columbia We stopped at Medicine Hat for about through the gorge and in and out an hour. When we left each of us was channels. At one place we saw deei given a small bottle of "Medicine Hat Oil," ming in the rapid current. a most delightful beverage. In the afternoon A tree filled with heron's nests \ Potentate Ewing Jones presented each of us unusual sight we saw while riding t
No photograph can ever do justice to the Grand Canyon (top picture) in Colorado. You must see it to appreciate it. The next picture was taken after climbing 292 steps to the Seven Falls at Color ado Springs. And just think, some of us crab when we have to climb about 75 steps in the Front Offices. The picturesque Indians of New Mexico offer many pretty trinkets for sale, such as beads, pottery, etc. Some of their work shows real art, skill and patience. These Indians have solved the hienVl rent nrnhlom KTF innniili,. typical cafe in Sante Fe, New Mexico, that up and ready for the parade; at the extreme right is red a large patronage at one time but now, Mrs. Slem Lathem, then Mrs. Little, and at the -! In the next picture is Mac, all dressed right is Mrs. McLaughlin.
They say it never rains in the State of California, ie Shriner Special Hut it rained like Hell today. Wednesday turned out to be a beautiful Chain Prod. DCPI. day and the sun was shining brightly. Took a ride through the city, the Presidio Military y Park in Vancouver, Wash. It was Reservation and Golden Gate Park. This is }r the first time that we saw English the largest man-made park in the world, as it jrne trees. originally was a massive bed of sand. We ictoria we found that Scotch Broom visited the Japanese Tea Garden, Ocean ,vhat like our golden rod) is very pro- Beach, the Cliff House and seal rock, but the md homes are built on the English seals disappointed our waiting cameras. fith high hedges. At one home we Likely they were in search of a school of all the shrubbery and small trees fish. In the evening another parade was trimmed in the shape of animals or held after which some members of the chorus Many beautiful roses were presented serenaded Elsie Janis, a former resident of ladies in the party by our host, Columbus. racoma, Wash., a Shrine Patrol from In one of the pictures at the top is shown yille, Ind., entertained us with a drill Dorence H. Hyde's home and family in Pasa in a shuffling step, quick time, on a dena, Calif. Mr. Hyde is standing in the n platform. It was quite effective. back row, his wife is at his side, and their Irill was given in a massive natural son is the little chap in the front row. Mr. >r stadium, shaped like a horseshoe, Hyde worked on a boring mill in Dept. 22 seats between 35,000 and 40,000 people, when Jos. F. Dierdorff was the foreman. ement drive runs parallel to the rail- Later Mr. Hyde was transferred to the Cost rom Portland to San Francisco. We Dept., and he remained there until about many orchards of almond trees along 1914. At the present time he is in business iy. We saw irrigation ditches and a for himself manufacturing iceless refrigera arge irrigation dam which takes care tors in Pasadena. We enjoyed a delightful lething like 16,000 acres. From Ben- dinner with the Hydes and then they drove "alif., we were ferried across to Port us through the interesting parts of Los An then on to Oakland, where we took geles, including Millionaires' Row or Orange erry to Market Street Station, San Grove Drive, through acres and acres of sco. Arriving in our hotel we enjoyed oranges, lemons, apricots, cherries, etc. I cleanup. From Los Angeles we motored to Tia- ;day morning the uniformed patrols juana, Mexico. Here we saw a real Mexican d in a penetrating rain, although the town with saloons, gambling houses and an of San Francisco only called it a heavy arena where bull fights are held. \ Detroit chorus composed this song, For the first time I saw the sun rise from they used quite freely: behind the mountains on June 20th. Half say it never rains in the State of California, way down from the summit of the mountain State of California, the State of California, Continued on page ten
The top picture is of a Hopi House at the Gi Canyon. Father Serra planted the first palm in California in 1761. It is still on the job proves of interest to tourists. "Me no like phot bad luck, bah!", said the squaw shown at the torn, but the photographer risked a hasty snaps ~\& After scrutinizing the picture we see a fam face in the background that might have been rrscnn fr,r tho In/linn "Big Boss" Hibbard covered when no Bob appeared came back not until he had fallen through would like to take the same nore than twelve hundred miles to the plant without him. Some between the joists and bruised his if it would affect the tops of n his Flying Gray Goose while time after Bob came in by him side. heads as it did Joe's lip. m his recent eastern tour, and self and reported waiting for a Frank Recob says it is bac f he drove in his usual style we long time in the comfortable bark his Dodge to have a Chevrolc enow that he and his fellow pas- seat of a sedan of the same make each side of him. ;engers enjoyed an exhilarating as Everard's and located where Mr. Charles Zinn spent a p 'aeroplane" trip. Bob thought he left it. However, ant week at Buckeye Lake, Recent additions to Ray Rich- when Everhard did not show up we know the fishing was g trd's squad include Walter S. Bob had returned alone. as Charles proved his luck [nomas, who returns after a Would it not have been good if sending E. J. Smart a sampl engthy absence, and Messrs. the owner had found our friend the fish he was catching. It ^.yers and Brosius, the former a genuine Cab-ba-ge. rom sunny California, the latter Oscar Rickenbacker has 1 rom the big Ohio city on Lake added to the Metal Pattern fc [rie. Welcome to our family. Dan Knies displayed one more Jewett Smart is in the ma ide of his versatile character for a new shirt. He caught ;hen he demonstrated his ability old one in a lathe and tor s a mariner on the good ship THIS IS RICHARD sleeve out. Liberty," outward bound from M. V. Thomas of Dept. 18 wishes to Drake is now the proud ow lanesville to Pittsburgh. Dan introduce his 6^2-month-old son, Richard of a Ford, and tells of his Taylor Thomas, to the little folks of the peaks so highly of his pleasant Jeffrey Family. He sat still as a mouse Sunday out when a large t; acation on the Muskingum and until the photographer released the bumble bee got on the driv )hio rivers that we are con- "little birdie." seat and Drake says that he m •mplating the same schedule for a flying start. ur next one. A LINE FROM NINE Dave Miller believes in ] Norman Edberg has a new By D. W. Miller, Dept. 9 paredness. He is enclosing obby. He may be seen riding GIVING TEDDY A RIDE Our foreman, Mr. Joe Bogner, back porch for the winter. any day, since he has joined Of course you might think a Teddy has returned from a two-weeks' Our clerk, Mr. Cooper, is sc te numerous and enthusiastic Bear doesn't like to ride but little Norma motoring trip through the East. lady's man. We have forgot ibe of Jeffrey autoists. He Jean who is the 21-month-old daughter Must have been a trip through how many times his heart of M. V. Thomas of Dept. 18, thinks leeks in with a 90 H. P. Chev- they do. She is a bright little lassie— the wilds, as he returned with a been broken, but he is still im )let Special; that is, it will be look for yourself. decorated upper lip. Lasted just ested in the ladies and would I )ecial when he assembles it to meet a few more. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiii ter tearing it down. Here is one that we'll bet Bob THIS IS NO KITTEN FISH [atthew does not clip and paste A Trip to the Pacific Coast A. P. Stanley of the Mining Engin . his scrap book. Harold Ever- Continued from page nine ing Dept. spent his vacation this yea the wilds of Pennsylvania, near ird took Bob down in his sedan the clouds had an old-rose cast and they looked like a transparent City, Pa. Mr. Stanley has been sp< : noon and, after parking the wall with the sun shining through. ing his vacations in this territory foi ir, each went his way agreeing Indian women were selling beaded articles, some of which were long that the fish in the Allegheny R very pretty, when we stopped at Needles, Arizona. They are very know him by sight and look for him e i meet and return to the plant summer. The above picture sin sensitive about having their pictures taken and so we had to take them on the sly. One of the Indian men consented to the photo we took for this page upon the promise that we would send him several of the pictures. A lecture on the Grand Canyon, illustrated by moving pictures, was exceptionally interesting and amusing. The varied reflections from the rays of the sun on these rocks is beyond description. At Amyo, N. M., we took on two additional engines. One was required in the back and two in the front because of the very steep grade. The lawns in Denver, Colo., are so green and well kept and the buildings and homes and parks so pretty that I thought this about the most beautiful city we visited. At Colorado Springs we visited the Garden of Gods and the Cave of the Winds, which was discovered by two boys. In the room called "Old Maid's Kitchen" are more than a bushel of hairpins which have been put there by ladies in waiting (for a husband). The guide said they guaranteed that every one who put a hairpin in this room would be married within a year. The Cave of the Winds is divided into rooms. The formations on the walls caused by water and minerals are different in every room. Next we started up Pikes Peak. The timber line on Pikes Peak is about 11,800 feet above sea level, and from that height on the rocks are smooth and clean with no sign of dirt or vegetation until you reach the summit. The mountain forget-me-nots are plentiful and WE KNOW WHY shows a trivial incident occurring duri We know why Vic Maass of Dept. 73 fragrant on Pikes Peak. When we got above the clouds and looked his last vacation. Mr. Stanley caug d his wife are smiling. Someone just down they resembled a storm on the ocean when the waves are high several of these kitten fish, the o d "Vic" that they knew where a tree and look like a solid body of whitecaps. shown here weighing about 10 pouni ided down with turtles was located, and a number of cat fish which got aw irtles is "Vic's" middle name and Then homeward bound, our last stop being in Chicago. Arrived WPlVhed rnnsidorahlt/ tnnro than th in rlooi- ~1,1 r*„l 1 -t -• -<" WIJUU&ll Album
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DVERTISING ANTICS Ah. Adonis, thou art a piker compared to this perfect specimen. something similar to that in < y Irene Reynolds, Adver. Dept. Oh girls, wouldn't he make a good armful—ooh! If you could see department only this happens he girls of the Advertising his big soulful eyes, and that lip—wait—we mean those lips, you'd be "Marshall, the fly killer." >t. gave a picnic at the Ohio tie a crepe on the old typewriter and leave home, mother, job, the If anyone wishes to know j e Fair on Ladies' Day. You cat and all, everything. No kiddin', that's a fine-looking back—re what "Over the Falls," one call them ladies, but judging minds us of the back of a flivver. They say this fellow can swallow the amusements at the State F i all appearances we were al- a quarter of a custard pie without even saying "blub!" was like, just ask Irene. A t sure they were children, The man in the middle is bluffing us. In fact, he doesn't know understand if she hadn't been e and Winnie picked the any more about the Yiddish sign language than a cow does about strong and put up such a gc ry-go-round for their amuse- corsets. We'd even go so far as to intimate that he is wearing a fight with the operator, she woi t, while Dorothy, Milly, and borrowed hat. Sometimes we think there ought to be laws passed have gone over too. . Marshall went "Over the punishing anyone who would let a camera man catch him in such a Vacations for this departm< s," but not in a barrel. The pose, but of course he's a harmless little fellow, and he pays his bills, are things of the past. t exciting thing Dixie and and minds his folks, so we won't say nuthin'. ria did was to buy red lemon- Officer, call a cop! If this man doesn't have a bottle of "life OCTOBER INKLINGS and toy balloons, while Miss saver" on his hip we'll admit that the Irish flag is orange and black, By Lawrence W. Gilbert, Dept. 5 :more chose the Art and or that we're a pretzel. A milk bottle? Rats, get out—you never We wonder if Charlie Beiers cy Work exhibits, saw a bottle of Hartman's certified with a cork like that. Be that about ready for another H ooks as though Mr. Mahoney as it may, we see no reason for his trying to wreck our railroad lowe'en party? We are! have to shovel snow on his system. If big Weatherby ketches him de-railing his cars there will Looking back about twei ition if he doesn't take it be an awful "stirring around." Wouldn't it be an opportune time to years we see George Ashenhu 1. happen along with a barrel stave while this railroad wrecker was in sitting on a watering trou iss Ferguson came back from this position? Perish the unkind thought. about 3 A. M. in the morning c vacation feeling fine, and with on Rose Ave. waiting for the fi: e very good Kodak pictures owl car. He dozes, rocks ba lie Falls, a menu of soft and and forth, and then into the wai I drinks from Toronto, Can., he splashes. that ain't all. Sam Harlor recently remei r. Mahoney and Eddie Torial bered us with a letter. Sam sa iner and their families spent he misses the companionship w days in Zinzinnatti climb- Headless Horseman the fellows here and finds lots hills, being bawled out by hard work on the farm. ic cops, and feeding ice George Hayes, reading an i m cones to the baboons in tide on Travel Etiquette, fin Zinzinnati Zoo. that it consists mostly of tippii m you imagine anyone get- the porters and bell hops. up at 6 o'clock every moni- Frank Grace and Carl Harl The accompanying photo of the headless horseman, made famous by Washington are back on production and a :o cut grass and plant flowers Irving's celebrated story of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," was awarded to i vacation of two weeks? Is Frank Paulus of Dept. 65 as the booby prize in the contest of the "Whoozit Album." doing very nicely, thank you. your idea of a vacation, Frank turned in answers for the first six photos but every one of them was incorrect. Messrs. Turner, Ogle and Fr s? After the award had been made we learned that Frank turned in the wrong list; wine are with us again. 11. the one he turned in was a list he had completed of the persons who took more than Frowine has been away for t iss Wetmore is contemplat- one serving of creamed onions in the Employee's Cafeteria. Rather than to request her vacation at Niagara Falls the return of the prize we let him retain it, and go his way rejoicing. The first six past eight years. weeks of this month. pictures were of Fred Probasco, Herb Ungemach, Hobert Irving, Ed Wanner, Al When Bob Ashburn wants )unds very much like Sylvia McClary, Bill Preest. See if you can guess the next six. pick up some wireless concei
an exciting time on her vaca- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII i i he merely tosses a wire out while visiting her sister in the window and hooks it to t ne, Mich. Pictures that were was surely good. We can imag rather than to give up Ralph Kel- back fence. We believe Bob cou n while there show Sylvia ine so. lard, who played leading man in pick 'em up on a barrel hoop. D..tl, ™. .u u~ „.:i J^J ern end of the city and came in sight of a large crowd, gath Spaniard, Cortez!" The youth slumped forward. He had folh ered around a canvas tent from which protruded a small his chief. make-shift stage. The space around was well lighted by a huge- Centuries pass and still on the southern edge of the Sori carbide light that attracted myriads of insects and revealed the Desert stands the house of Mortig, built over, added to, but n gaudy sign, stretched across the stage, "Prince Pizarro's Wonderful tneless the same squat building that Mortig had prided as his h Discovery—Hear the Prince tell of His Experiences and Judge for And down through the centuries the children of Mortig lived Yourself the Value of His Medicine." thrived in the abode of their ancestor, until the year 1904 we A large dark-skinned man of about fifty-odd years of age was Maria and Leon Mortig with three squawling youngsters, occup 1 seated upon the stage. He wore a broad-brimmed Stetson and heavy the age-old house of Aztecian days, with a mutual secret bet leather boots, and I divined at a glance he was none other than the them concerning the age-old parchment, buried deep under the i individual termed, "The Prince." that dated back to the days of the Aztec nations. No member I turned to leave the place but suddenly I heard a voice, peculiar the royal house of Montezuma had, as yet, called for the docun and penetrating, and turning I saw Pizzaro rise and knew he was But Maria and Leon were faithful to a trust. preparing to address the audience. Something in his manner made And -then one day, Leon was exceptionally late from his me delay and listen, and to this day I sincerely believe Pizarro was from the Francisco ranch, but when he came the reason was obv made of better material than to have wasted his energies on the Leon walked, while across his mule was stretched the unconsc platform of a traveling medicine show. form of a man. With Maria assisting, they took him into the How true his story is must be left to conjecture. If it is a abode and put him to bed. fictitious make-up, Pizarro has sadly missed his calling; if it be true. "Thirst," said Leon to his wife. tie is performing a duty in a very primitive manner. "And something else," volunteered Maria, "Leon — see Here is the story, revised slightly for brevity, but I have tried cheeks—it is the white disease!" not to deviate from the main construction of his story. That man was Pizarro. They examined the body and fc From the patio of his abode, Mortig watched the swift approach around his neck a peculiar emblem—something that seemec jf a lone horseman across the brief expanse of the desert to the astonish them greatly. They got out the parchment and comp »outh, saw horse and rider leap the waters of his cattle pond, and the emblem with the coat of arms, barely audible on the paper, itared deathly pale as the horse leaped the fence in front of his home before Pizarro regained consciousness three weeks later, they alr< ind came to a thundering standstill a few yards distant from where knew that he was from the royal house of Montezuma—that the )ld Mortig was standing. A youthful figure, bronzed and naked to the blood relationship was slight, he was indeed the last of the bl he waist, leaped from the horse and stood before the old man. and fate had brought him into the house of Mortig to secure a pi Mortig gasped. "Is it you, Luma—you of the court of Monte- less gift of humanity. :uma?" Three months Pizarro remained at the Mortig abode, nursec "It is I, Mortig—and I have raced with death to reach you." the ever-faithful Maria, who taught him the concocting and distil Fhe young man wavered slightly as he stood and would have fallen of the wonderful cure, and at the end of that time, Pizarro lei lad not Mortig put a protecting arm around him. happy man, entirely cured, and in his possession the only inherit; "You are wounded, Luma!" from the royal house of Montezuma. "Aye—mortally * * * Quick, Mortig, the mission—before it is And then came my disillusionment. Pizarro suddenly chan oo late!" From a pouch the youth drew forth a parchment and the voice and cried, "And now, ladies and gentlemen, I offer landed it to the old man. "This is the formula of the cure of the this wonderful cure at a bargain! One dollar a bottle—and a »Vhite Disease—the only one in existence. Montezuma sends it to special offer to induce you to buy, I will give one box of ." -ou for safe-keeping and says for you to keep it in your family until A Prince of the blood of Montezuma! Bah! A Medicine M me from the royal house shall call for it. It is your duty, Mortig, An inherited vocation from centuries past! Pizarro had indeed mis o guard it—as I die for it!" his calling. A man with his imagination and the ambition c The old man bent close to the youth. "Is Montezuma — in Dickens could have moved the earth to smiles or tears—and langer?" comes the cry—"One Dollar a bottle—only one dollar!"
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STRUCTURAL SHAPES Watson has purchased a few Another great event: Massie, Use your head as well as y By R. C. Robson, Dept. 1,3 more shares of preferred tin plate Clinger, Quinn and Wiggie will tools, etc., and let's all pull T. E. Jerry Meeks, our first stock in the Ford Motor Car hold their second annual husking gether to decrease our accicl quirrel hunter to report, says Company. bee as soon as conditions will report, which is too large. fter an all-day tramp he suc- As prize winners we have the permit. eeded in scaring one to death cake, for our John Alexander Collmer reports quite an ad Our George Neyman loo idth the old 12 gauge, but he grows tomatoes that weigh 32 vanced sale of O'Henry bars. He quite nifty and classy in ailed to bring home said game. ounces, and crab apples that says he is going to hold an eat horseshoe championship cro Veil, you can think as you like. weigh 18 ounces. ing contest which will be won by He was strutting like a dr For a couple of weeks Charlie Jenkins grows the largest "Jerry Meeks" as his capacity is major until one day he part 5roedbeck is living in those beans, some of them measuring six a day, when he isn't busted pated in a horseshoe match -w gone forever days," as his better 28 inches in length. financially. a team from the O. M. I. Co., lalf and daughter are enjoying a And our Pat Murphy has in Joseph Rosenberg spent a week after that he walked around w rip to New York, driving by the vented a white enamel for cook in Chicago. Some more scrap his chin on his wishbone. .ay of Cleveland. stoves that does not turn brown. iron for Columbus likely.
"V?/\mJPPZ 'ime was when a mule nulling one car of coal WJ r ur Jeffrey Rooster Club was Vindicated time, they raided all the meat The "dogs," however, \v ally honored when Cock Through these justice loving shops in town for "dogs" and restless until far into the nijj ig's youngest chick took one columns we'll tell the world that "Studebakered" up above the (We noted on the announcem the treasured medals at the Karl Schwab wore smoked dam. We understand, from that Sands, Probasco, Salisbu :e Fair Baby Contest, altho glasses on account of sore eyes, records at the City Prison, that Kintz, DeBruin, Martin, O. e is a possibility that a good and he was not compelled by after their "dog roast," the fire Jones, and others provided iv of the child's superfine any one to wear them on account incidentally burning down all the i. ntertainment.) its was inherited from the of the styles. trees on the west side of the Mebbe They Didna Know her, a former Jeffrey girl, river, they got very hilarious. "The Hot Weiner Brigade" Folks must sure love • Davis. Two officers of the law were dogs" to go way up the river ; Once upon a time. Villa and Where No One Knew Him driven off the grounds, and left have to listen to Freddy P his band terrorized Mexico. We >s. Merrill McLaughlin's per for reinforcements. In the mean basco and O. B. Jones war il diary of their western trip will have to admit, though, that while the women members of the sweet lullabys in the twilight. ears elsewhere in this issue, Fred Sands and his band of dog- band coaxed the savage chiefs to Gettin' Set oh brother, this would have eating Igorrotes have old chile- crank up and "git fer home," The ex-president of the "Ga l some page if we could have con-carne backed off the map. thereby averting considerable line Liars," Fred Sands, see the parts that were left out, The other afternoon, after whistle bloodshed. to have lost all his ambitii ding particularly to the way along these lines but we ; carried on, especially the afraid he is waiting for all iter on Hollywood. No Solution for Sprouting Mystery fish stories to get in before Hooray for Charlie! spills a whopper about what h he forces of purity and right- pened one day on the Coast mess on our editorial board Maine. mphed once again over the A Billy Goat can't help it. It is part of him—the "touehe finis" Classy Entries Available onents of evil when Mrs. Java as it were No more can an orthodox Jew whose hope of high Rather than have it leak ( eared on our last month's heaven depends upon it; nor can a pussy cat help it, nor a cat-fish, we'll spill the fact that several er, properly clothed and not nor an Amazonian Tchee-Tchee; nor Lew Feit. But will some obliging psychoaiialytically inclined reader of these our editorial board members p Eve herself. columns inform us in words of one syllable (if possible) why in Sam posed a Miss America Bea Any Kick In It? Hill a man free, white, and, we judge, twenty-one, apparently in good Contest in the Jeffrey plant, tr. N. D. Levin, on his return health and sound mind, deliberately and with malice aforethought it was decided before we co n Europe, reports that the seek to foist upon the startled gaze of a long-suffering coterie of get the stunt going it would imodities of life are much erstwhile playmates such an abomination as that which Hewitson is too cold for the candidates to aper over there and without forever fondling beneath a once pure and unsullied nose? pear properly before the edito r as much danger of wood al- board judges, several of wh ol poisoning. we suspect would be so carr Especially the Etc. away with their usual enthusia hi the quiet, it's awfully nice as to overlook manners entin be fixed like Mayor W'ni. 'S Mean Trick eves of Upper Arlington, and Our George "Daniel Boo; MI you move, to have the Selbach took a dear friend bority to send the constable hunt squirrels and then put 1 r to the outskirts, while the in his "puddle juniper" i load of cellar goods, vinegar, bounced him way down into serves, jellies, etc., etc., is be- deep, deep woods, handed bin handled. gun, showed him a squirrel, tl Wot? Is it Still There? slipped away, incidentally hav Vhile apparently it has been a a farmer planted, who inn id year for vegetables, fruits diately grabs aforesaid friend nuts in general, we are about not having a hunter's licei :ouraged with the growth on threatens a jail sentence ; upper lip of Paul Hewitson. finally, after a half hour's pie lebbe She'll Chaperone Him ing, turns him loose. iter a very vigorous campaign Dr. Jack Hopes So, Too Salisbury copped the presi- We understand that our d cy of the Jeffrey Bowling friend. Dr. Jack Means, was v igue, insuring him of at least disappointed at not seeing an night a week out during the YOUTHFUL BANKERS nouncement of his hitching pa ling season. Congratulations! Gilgore and George, Jr., the thrifty on this page in the last issue, No Sting in Second Fiddle sons of George Soiu of Dept. 23, are proud of these deposit books. Their we could only feel sad at Ve predict a wonderful future ENOLA AND DONALD mother, Mrs. Anna Soiu, worked in our thought of a promising yoi those two young horseshoe Enola Jean and Donald Chase are the employees' Cafeteria at one time. It is athlete, of his capability, stepp :hers, Chandler and Montgom- children of Fred. J. Theis of Dept. 42. indeed a fortunate boy who begins a out of the increasing linieli Tust nnp lnr>W at thpsp vnnn (rsters ran. savincrs arrnnnt at thp aw nf thece Kmis $J£*vf
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CLOUD B«?ANfN£f? MALL.TOUNDRV, flHou&MTSo N\E JMAL PITCHERS T© THE JEFF^EV COURTS. he recent Horseshoe Tourna- part. it, we would have been at a During last month's memb for news for this issue. At ship campaign there was ad: rate, to progress further, the to the Stores Office roster fi ing Dutchman was beaten by new members, namely: M Irishman in a hotly (from Hart, Miss Baird. Mr. Wi sun) contested battle. It was Russell and Mr. Paul Isennaj autiful game, and had we the We welcome you to our fam ns of transporting the Dutch- and are indeed glad to have j . from one stake to the other with us. lout any physical effort upon Herb Taylor seems to h; part, we believe the outcome quite a few friends out in Id have been different. Dutch Pattern Shop, calling them lid have no regrets, however, Although we haven't taken time to count the fish shown in the picture here, their first name and everything we have it from Miss Kunkle of the Stores Office, that she and her narty caught Mickey was knocked off in the some ninety or so and that these are a fair sample. We have heard many fish At last we have Logan H : match. This was pathetic stories but Miss Kunkle says they were certainly biting on Labor Day at St. Mary's, bert married, the event taki and biting so thick and fast that they were catching two on one hook. place the first of the month gave us great pleasure to Evidently when she told us that she thought she was still encouraging the fish. Dayton, Ohio. At this writi Milly is not in the picture because the string was too heavy for her to hold. Any :h the delightful brand of way they caught quite a few Friday's worth of these sardines. Herbert is on his vacation a iiing that the malleable boys honeymoon and we do not kn< on in their visit to our round ball, for the Jeffrey Bowl Salisbury, the League got under how he is enjoying it, but we ; rts. They took us to town in ing League has started upon its way in great shape and there going to induce him to write rd time, and we hand it to winter's cruise. The opener was were quite a few good counts a special article upon his retu a; they had the old stuff, Tuesday evening, Sept. 12th, and turned in for the opening of the The candy and cigars came ow that you have digested a goodly crowd was there. season. very nicely, for which we tha properly we will turn to Thanks to the splendid and very It would be well for this de you, Logan. Best wishes der food and pick out a capable efforts of Rowe and partment to remember that they your success and happiness. illlliiillllllliiillilliiiiliiiiiiiiiiiillllilllllllllliiilllllllllllllllllllliiilllhin inn iniiiiiiiiiii i iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii MINIM Illlll 1111 llllllll III lllll ll 1111111111 IIIIIIII jiiiiiiiiiiii rilit ill
OCOMOTIVE LYRICS cents and she said, "You fellows We guess he meant defective. Herb Neef, not being satisfi By John Zeier, Dept. 18 are not worth it." After the writcup Pat Moore with being considered the b o keep up with the prevailing Charlie Schumacher found a got in last month's Service he is assembler in Dept. 18, has add ;s Sexton got his hair bobbed, hole in a Loco seat and took it to all puffed up. He is now figuring to his other accomplishmen ddie Adolph has a new title. the inspector saying, "This seat what are his chances of being such as chicken salesman, ba: of Professor of Americani- is worm eaten; it is disinfected." elected as President of Ireland. violin soloist, that of auto sab )n. man. rith the opening of the squir- To all the new fellow worke season Slick Merchant fires in the department we extend t opening gun. Nothing can glad hand of welcome. i that boy home when there chance to hunt. WE'LL EXPECT YOU BACK HOW A familiar and nopular young lady ne last heard of Chick Wing our Jeffrey Hospital was Clara Adc ,'as on the wing, or rather on man, who left just recently for a thr flivver, enjoying a vacation year training course in nursing. She a Wisconsin. now in school at the Miami Valley H ixton, Thompson, Stickler pital, Dayton, Ohio, with a class about fifty other girls. From her lett Schumacher all tried to make REM. INISCENCE to members of our Hospital staff ite with a certain lady but infer she is well pleased with her n said if she layed off from c for a half day she would If you recall anything dated back far enough to be of general interest for two dollars and seventy-five this column, send it to Jeffrey Service or hand it to the reporter in your department.
CAN YOU RECALL THESE DAYS? How many can remember Coakley, the expert rate setter? The Jeffrey Quartette consisted of Ess Evans, Ed Harris, Ducky Pringle and Geo. Brown. The extra man was Joe Dierdorff. These fellows certainly did shine when it came to serenading. Doc Cooper had an opossum nicely fattened but some one stole it. At one time we made Wilson single-trees. Our works manager was imitating the fire department and the hose fell on his leg. Two red foxes played around the Jeffrey barn. Neal Day and George Syler bought cream pies. Remember Basch Bros, rag factory and the goats? Ed. Harris was office boy, entered all the orders and carried iter Leo Inscho, Jr., is two years the mail. duties. Previous to Miss Addlemar ut has the pe^ of a fourteen-year- Frank Wise had charge of all our horses and wagons, which con working in the Hospital she was ei oy. His father who works in the sisted of a small one-horse dray and old Frank, a black horse. ployed as a clerk in Dept. 9. ction Dept. has a man's sized job R.'llir RII,«-II« morl» r>li/-.nrM.ri-ar.V. «wJc -it tt-,o ^A r\' + „ XJ.,11 We wish her success in her new wo Nicely for tearing up some rube's Sw, TIM, WHY DO Bill." (=I Hen GOOST?- SfNouffei? "Murphy" patch we still insist Just a word to let you k that it was "Old Logansberry," He f?eceivts Dick Simmers left on Satui for our honorable Dr. Jack Mfi^Y souQueTS September 16th, to go in busi IfN HIS with his brother-in-law on S Means says that is the only bush -J05T SCRBPt ft drink that causes boils on the Ferris Avenue in the grc BFiniro RCND HI5 THEBTRicaL wrist. FeeT Cfiis'T WOSK and meat market business. ( Oh well, accidents will happen BeHRver luck, Dick, old kid. in the best regulated families, and on September 7th, when Red was USES GOLD DUST FC on his way home from work with CORN MEAL Bliss Wilder for a companion, You£S 'TILL IVORY Sitting in a cozy cottage I13 they were talking about Auto 5ORP SINKS. side of the lake, with a table I polo. Lizzie suddenly got "tired" with refreshments (for it (all four wheels) and laved down theirs to partake of) were N; on her side so quick that it pom and Ruth with their guests, melled Bliss right through the mama and papa to serve t! top. When Red "came to" and /ALWAYS Qaort foR MUTHEI? The first course had been bro peeked out there stood Ed Miles orse IM MIS FCiWet^ in and served, and an entre singing in his beautiful deep bass fish had been tasted and a 1 voice, "Rescue the Sunken." TEN PINS KNOCKED HITHER AND THITHER ing of corn coming alon^. v Everyone thought Bliss would Jeffrey Bowling League Begins Ruth says to Naomi, "your be afraid to ever venture near a "Set 'em up, boys!" That doesn't mean a beverage handed over has the taste of soap." flivver again but on the following a bar, but a set of maple pins set up in a bowling alley for our Jeffrey Naomi: "I don't see how Tuesday he ventured again. Bowling League. Our League started on Tuesday, Sept. 12th, on could be; father caught t Bravo Bliss, old boy! Stick to Eddie Gettrost's South High alleys. early this morning and I cle em. You'll die of old age yet. Eight teams are in the league with the following captains in them and fried them." Their Here's introducing our new charge: John Glackin of Stores team, Charles Kreps of Blacksmith tleman guest ate the fish helpers, Cecil Neal of Columbus, team, Joe Lamb of Structural team, Paul Cameron of Order team, sparingly upon hearing N; and Homer Briggs of "some Carl Trik of Sales team, Ralph Beem of Cost team, Ed Geis of say that she had cooked them where in Georgia." They say Electric team, Karl Schwab of Production team. Al Salisbury of Naomi is one of the most pop they like it at the Jeffrey plant Dept. 23 was elected president of the League, Harry Rowe of the girls that works at the Je; because pushing a broom is such Order Dept. was elected secretary, and these two officers together Company. clean work. We'll say so. It with Joe Lohr of Dept. 53 constitute a committee to decide any Mrs. Little: "Ruth, be s looks better in this department questions that may come up. Ruth: "Well, I don't t than it has for a long time. Games will be rolled on Tuesdays at 8:30 P. M. The League those fish taste like they had Things sure happen fast in this members will be pleased to have you bring your wife or your sweet fried in soap." place. John Brenner, our long patootie to see these games. The games are all interesting, as the Mrs. Little: "Naomi, w distance sauer kraut eater, got stronger teams are giving the weaker teams a handicap so as to did you get that corn meal bawled out by a cop. equalize the matches. put on those fish?" Harvey goes up before the Naomi: "In that Quaker < judge, Guy Ault goes to the box." "frog pond," and Bill Dierdorff Horseshoe Pitching Tips That Mrs. Little: "Good heav goes on his leave of freedom. 100 Will Make YOU a Champion Why Naomi, that's Gold Dui Harry Rietzel has been trans that Quaker Oats box!" ferred to Dept. 73 and promoted Thereupon one of the gv to head move man. L. Bell says, 1 Use a free-arm motion in pitching. asked Naomi if she thought "Yes, strong back and a weak 2 Pitch shoe with caulks pointing downward. ing fish in Gold Dust made ; head." 3 Keep your eye on the stake (not steak). lish out of them. Ruth said, Famous sayings of great men: 4 Never let your opponent get a point. but it makes suckers out of tl Ed Klein. "That's my job, Bill 5 to 100 Throw double ringers every time. that eat them."
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THE EVOLUTION OF A LAUGH William ONeil of our Field Service Dept. is the father of Margaret Mary, who smile muscles. The center pose shows them in first speed, the next in second si was born on April 14, 1922. In these pictures, taken with her grandmother O'Rvan =nA ;„ tv,= I-.* ~„„ «.u„ :„ u:...:_„ _u „:.. ...I:_J.._ TU. i i , L±±H~y OCX V1CV November-i 922
4"'A/*.:.' '.. .*.. u? winds; no longer does he consult Our Front Cover Page by his friends about the with Harry McQuiston nor seek With his usual eye for I the advice of J. L. Sigrist; he and unusual, "Spike" Fin no longer visits his old haunts HE big heart of the Jeffrey Mfg. Co. responded to the the engineering file atter on Long St., but makes calls at worthy appeal for funds to finance the building of a introduce a new brand the City Prison looking over the T much-needed Children's Hospital for Columbus. The ball at a weiner roast, confiscated Fords that arc to be folks in the shops and offices, including foremen, department effectively retarded by a auctioned off. He reports a very heads and officials, gave to the committee in a most liberal some barbed-wire fence, busy day but makes no pur manner. The entire city was generous in their giving, A stitches were required chases; he also visits the Jeffrey total of approximately $4,650 was contributed by the shops the wound made by t stables and brings back two and office. fence, and we do not beli pumps for Damon Wallace to On October 5th a parade was given to lend enthusiasm the Irish beauty of our 1: fix up. to the campaign for funds. The front cover shows a picture be affected, at least not These pumps did not relieve of the Raggedy Ann doll float, which was one of the finest detrimental degree. (Ca Herb's troubles, for he hadn't in the procession. Much of the credit for the appearance of the stitches in his clo any gasoline in his tank, and this float belongs to our Art Department and Wood Shop. hide?) after he had raised a lot of blis Healthy babies are an asset to any community, while the The radio bug has fo ters on his hand, cranking his unhealthy ones create a liability that is often far reaching. person of J. Russell Knc Ford, he had to hunt up his fore Every dollar that was contributed during the campaign will has made a distinct ini] man. Walter Kauffman, in order help to put a youngster on its feet. Healthy children today thereon. In fact it bids to get a charge number that he mean healthy young men and women in twenty years. equal the enthusiasm witl might get some gasoline. Herb G. R. Lucas, who was in charge of the manufacturing "Russ" attacks his favor says it's a bad day when they division. Harry De Bruin, general chairman of the campaign drum, and we hope some won't take cash, and at 7:15 P. in The Jeffrey plant, and his three lieutenants. Anthony hear a good sermon from M. when he got home his wife Ruppersberg, Frank Peterson and C. C. Miller, take this or a jazz band at Sche fed him hash. opportunity to thank you, in behalf of the children of over Russ's radio. Rifice: "Lee, come on out and Columbus, for your co-operation. It is not unusual to reac hold this flash light while I get of our friends being struc under my car and fix it." Lee speeding auto at one of tr goes with Rifice and they proceed dangerous street inters to work on a 70-ton hopper coal but at this writing no o car. discovered how Pearl Lee says, "that's a funny-look managed to get knocked ing automobile." by a flivver backing slowl Rifice: "What kind of a car a parking space at Lor do you expect a coal shoveler to Front Streets. have?" We certainly would enjc Never Trust Anybody ing a worthy paragraphei Max Cohn tells this one on as Bob Ryder, or a cartoo Samuel Marks: When Sam was Billy Ireland's class, dispi about nine years old his father talents on the subject of took him out in the yard and told Converse assembling his him to go up on a shed that was washing which a rude wi about seven feet high, then he fused to permit to hang said. "Jump." Sam was to jump yard, and insisted upon ca and he would catch him in his up Webber Road. arms. Sam jumped as per in For Such as These You Gave Your Gifts Every human ailment 1 structions, but his father stepped special symptoms and no aside and Sam lit on the hard more pronounced than tho; ground, and began to cry. His <* ceding matrimonial fever, father gave him no sympathy. PASSING OF TIME are somewhat in evidence i When Sam arose-and quit crying By Lawrence Gilbert, Dept. 5 part of our office inhabit his father said, "Now, Sammy, I The years slip by more rapidly after a youth reaches his ma Grooms and Brosius. am very sorry to have had to do jority. The days, weeks and months slip by with startling rapidity. this, but it is to teach you a les Then must every moment count for something if we would achieve LETTERS OF THAN son that you must never forget. the goal of our youthful ambitions. Thoughts must be spent con To the Jeffrey Mfg. Co.: Don't you ever trust anybody, structively and not idly wasted as in boyhood. The family of August not even your own father." Achievement does not just happen, but is developed step by- Louise Anthony acknowl Prince Palmer is now intro step, year in, year out, through steady application of efforts that with grateful appreciatior ducing on the market what is lead to your ambition. Remember, he can who thinks he can. kind expression of your termed the Sliding Scale Shoe. MMIMMtllMIMIMMMIMIMMIMMMllllllll pathy. It is worked thusly: The cus tomer is approached and asked the shoes. No one seems to like * * * ENGINEERING DOPE The following note was receivei "what size shoe do you wear?" the style of shoe he has for sale By K. B. Webster days before Mr. Marshall's death If he says six Prince says, "I and he has worn out several is Recording events in order of Editor of Jeffrey Service: got a pair I think will just about sues of the Sunday Dispatch importance rather than in any Please thank the membe tit you; come try them on." If wrapping and unwrapping them. chronological sequence, we note the Cost Dept. for the bask he says nines, "I got a pair that Charles Wolfe says, "Prince, I the arrival of a baby daughter at fruit they sent me while I could have sold those shoes five will just about fit you; come try the home of Mr. and Mrs. Harold confined to my home becau years ago had I known you them on." It is the same line he S. Everhard on October 11th. illness. I also wish to thank wanted to sell them; I thought hands the customer, no matter Little Gretchen, for that name Kidwell and Miss Fields o what size he says he wears. vou were onlv clinwmfr tV.^™ *« kFETERIA CHATTER ESSIE Smith of the Accounting Dept. and Alma did make a flyin' start but end< By Bert J. Laws Hood, a former member of the Accounting up worse than Morvich did th ice our last appearance in Dept., laid aside their garments of satins and silks, year. Harry deserved to win a we have had several new and whatever feminine apparel is made of, to don ter all his hard work all summe *s added to our serving staff. khaki knickers, middies, hiking shoes, etc., for a and we admit he is as hane rs. Hughes has gone to hike to Edison, Ohio, the home of Miss Smith. with a pair of shoes as an elevati hington, D. C. to attend the Setting the old trusty alarm clock for 5:00 would be in the Stadium. d and Restaurant Keepers' A. M. the hikers were able to start on their trip It was shortly after the Do\ mention. When she returns at 6:00 A. M. on September 4th, Labor Day. ney-Malone battle and I suppo e I am sure she will have Before the sun set that evening both of the hikers realized the this was still fresh in our mind : interesting things to tell significance of the day. At noon they halted about seven miles out when we almost had a similar e: t the convention in the Capi- side of Delaware where they prepared dinner of fried eggs and bacon, counter over on the Horsesh* ;ity. potatoes, rolls, coffee, etc. They bunked for the night in a hotel in Courts between Battling Will* le financial secretary and Delaware. On Tuesday night they stopped in Ashley to visit a and Kit Feit. No doubt fate w; urer of the Cafeteria called sister of Miss Smith, but the}- could have completed their journey with them, for the battle end* staff together the other day to Edison in two days. in a no-decision affair. We hat* lg the noon hour for a meet- When the roosters crowed the following morning the hikers that, too, for we crave excit The subject was bobbed "hit the road" again and headed for the north. Of course many ment. machines passed them, and many of them offered to give them a lift, If Henry Ford complaii iss Hier wanted to know but the girls were real honest-to-goodness hikers, and so they relied about the high price of coal, v many girls would have their on hoof oil exclusively instead of partially on gasoline. folks at least ought to have bobbed. After talking the "Were you very tired?", they were asked. "Well, when we little kick coming. er over for a few minutes started the packs on our backs only weighed about seven pounds Cold weather has about ove e and Miss Wilson consented each but before we had finished they felt like twenty-seven," they taken us, and to some of us ) with her to the hair parlor replied. is about as welcome as a Produi ive their locks bobbed. Be- "Sandy," the sentinel of the Smith homestead, was on hand to tion man in the Stores Office. the meeting had adjourned. receive the hikers, but like a faithful dog, he stayed at his post of We knew Herbert would call Davis got in touch with one duty when the girls left. A pleasant week's vacation was spent in down after he got married an le hair parlors to find out Edison, then the hikers journeyed back to Columbus, via Big Four he is "saying it with flowers" a you had to pay to have your Ry.—this time their hiking clothes in their traveling bags. together these days. bobbed. She was told that John Glackin went to th ed hair was going out of iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Quaker City the 14th and sper STORES OFFICE evenings. We will miss him for the week end and some mone ss Hier had to go back to By L. H. McReynolds he always turned in a mean score that he had with him. very much disappointed, Now that the Michigan game on Tuesday evenings. We are If we had waited as long t tse she couldn't get her hair is over we can settle down and for you, Dutch, and trust that the enlist as they have taken to pas ed if it wasn't stylish, talk of other things. For in sacrifice you are making will not the Bonus Bill, there would hav s. Davis of Dept. 45 is giv- stance, the Iowa game. have been in vain. been a pretty mess in 1917. instructions on milk diets, Ought to be able to get a good Roy Prushing is taking Grau- We are certainly glad we ar are supposed to take a glass team here at the plant. Noticed man's place on the team, and af still able to vote at least, and tha ilk at 9 A. M., 12 Noon, 3 Robinson practicing drop-kicking ter he gets to going he will no means something. I., 6 P. M., and half of a with a cuspidor elown at Gett- doubt be our best bowler. Thanksgiving will soon be her of pie at bedtime. Fannie rost's South Alleys. Of course, Found — three cherries in a and if they keep on fighting i nan is to be her first vic- he missed a strike and had a kick cherry pie over at the grocery. Turkey it looks like we woul coming, but we would suggest We see that eggs are still go have little trouble in getting ou s. Davis didn't have to buy that he issue raincoats or the like ing higher all the time and sup usual big dinner. - car tickets last pay, be- beforehand or let us know. pose that the egg plants were all Grauman says he had a ver; she has become a regular Robinson being a soldier natur hit by the last frost. pleasant time on Columbus Day ine flagger. She is right on ally took his spite out on a Gob. Williams seems to have won We hear that possibly they wil ob every morning at 5:30 Not bad. Eh! What? the singles in the Horseshoe make it a national holiday am [., Cleveland Ave., Linden. Lost a bowling reputation. See Tournament after a hard-fought then we can all celebrate. mows the Jeffrey men who Liefeld. Just can't get to riding match with Jamison. I say, We are still adding on to ou machines are not selfish this season, somehow. Never "seems to have won," because little family here, and our exten they see her standing on mind, Runt, the season is young Graumlich says he lost in a sive membership campaign ha; orner. yet. practice game only. Didn't have brought into our midst quite ; you don't want to be both- We are indeed sorry to lose his right shoes, or something. few new faces. iU. 1-J TT^ARL Drone, one of the reporters for the Iron Foundry and Pattern Storage, the clothes the more stylish" is right, our little friend is the last word. The -^ flooded the beautiful mahogany desk in the editorial department with a deluge picture is of Mary Reta, the daughter of Pete Suttner. If you remembei of photographs. And he was not very modest in claiming that there was no de showed the two husky brothers of Reta, Lawrence and Leroy, just recently, partment in the plant that could match this group. What do you other reporters agree that Pete has a fine family. The pretty little girl at the right is I say? Are you going to accept his challenge? daughter of Fred Loomis, and we'll bet our only overcoat that Fred wouldn' Fine-looking bunch, we'll have to admit, and it's going to be almost as hard to her for a million dollars. Bottom row, left side, Louisa Almeda Warsmith, 18-m beat them as it is to make a chicken swim. old daughter of Harry Warsmith is viewing with alarm the large fish her c Mike Gasper has two bright-eyed youngsters in four-year-old Jasper and his caught. Judging by her expression she doesn't think much of "the catch." I little sister Helen, who are shown in the first picture at the left, in the top row. Strawser is kept on the jump feeding the four mouths shown in the next nil In the next picture is smiling Dorthea and her little two-year-old brother, Robert. Mildred, Virginia, baby Calvin and his pet dog make food disappear like a mag Their father, Harry Donald, will tell you that he has two of the best-natured and when the four of them start running through the house it would take tv youngsters in the city. In the center picture is the kiddie-car speed champion, three policemen and a cop to stop them. In the next picture Harry and his threc-ycar-oM Robert V.'erden Combs. When this boy "gives it gas" his little car year-old brother, Jack, are shown in their swimming clothes. Harry is s; scoots around at a surprising rate of speed. Just ask his daddy, G. W. Combs. "Oo-oh, the water is as warm as an Eskimo pie," and Jack says "Gosh, wis Richard Thomas' eighteen-month-old daughter, Margaret Elizabeth, is shown at the had a stove!" They are the children of John Wallace. The last picture is of t top of this group. She is trying to hide behind an old straw hat because she has on year-old Mary Frances, who is picking posies for her daddy. She is the little just enough clothes to be within the law. If, as some critics have said, "the fewer in Pat Anderson's home.
TURKEY GOBBLES Preesl has been making fre By A. B. Wentherby, Dept. 7 quent trips to Perry County since Sorry we have been almost too he has been with us. We guess busy to write lately, but we are it is because he has business back still here with lots of new and home. old men on the job. We extend MACHINE BURRS a cordial welcome to the old co By O. Snouffer, Dept. ii workers that have returned, and Things are rather quiet here also to the new employees, hop this month, and outside of the ing you will make good Jeffrey- Lancaster Fair there seems to be ites. little or no excitement at all. Sorry to note our old friend. Pretty much tame all 'round. Carl Archer, has left this depart Well, well, Monday, October ment for a higher calling in No. 16 saw Mr. Louis Diehl back at 72. Good luck, old top. work on his old job. Glad to see Our new friend, Gardner, at you back, Louis. LOOK AT ALL THE SOUP tempted to go turtle hunting Another new face, but not new WHATSAMATTER, POP? Not many days passed until all of over at the lake. He was pro to everyone, is Harry Eckhart, Speaking of pe?, the pretty dau{ these turtles were jumping around in hot gressing very nicely until a far back again after four and one- of Harry Barker of Dept. 26 has t skillets or floating around in soup bowls. mer's bull spied him. This half years outside. Hello, Harry. els of that quality. It won't be The peer of all turtle hunters, Saxton of did away with the turtles and Frank Nicely, seeing Joe until Georgia is running around Dept. 18, who is shown in the center of he had to act like a squirrel, and Bishop with a young lady in the then nothing short of a blindfold, h champions picked up their shoes on the Jeffrey Horse- A surprise took place win Courts and walked to the George Neyman, one of the wi ners in the tournament for do lines when their opponent bles, was slopped by Harry Ro\ •d the coveted fifty points. with a 50 to 35 tally. Wald* Williams of Dept. 26 stood surprised Robinson when he he ground, tossing ringers left him to 27 points in the fir right, until every contender round. Graumlich, who shar the championship was dis- championship honors with Ne d of. The accompanying pie- man in the former tournamei shows Jamison congratulat- scored less than half as mai A'ii'.iams after the final game, points as Williams in tin upper picture shows part of match. spectators in one of the Highest Number of Ringers es. for One Game ( the final game Jamison was Williams 21; Willey l ->; Jan it unsteady and Williams son 18; Graumlich 18; Moi : into the lead early in the gomery 17; Neyman 16; W: e and retained it, although elon 15; Schwab 14. lie" fought back gamely. Scores Made by the Champi ther interesting game was Williams 50—Eaton 8. one between Montgomery Williams 50—Trager 14. Hall, which resulted in a 50 Williams 50—Graumlich 23. 9 score in "Monty's" favor, Ben Gray was a close contest also, Dave went out. McReynolds Williams 50—Willey 39. game between Trager and Gray trailing by 4 points when gave Jim Cramer a hard tussle Williams 50—Jamison 35.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIillllllllllllll illlllllMllllllllilliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnninniinniiiiiiiiiiii List Showing in Which Round Each Player ARCONI HAS A RIVAL Was Eliminated that it fell into the English Cha By W. K. Pettitt, Dept. 20 nel while on a trial flight, taki iwrence Mclntyre is the chiei First Round a toll of 24 lives. The Rom ;r for all square dances in 1. Pearl Eaton 12. W. Russell 23. John Glackin which fell at Langly Field w ien and other places in the 3. B. W. Gray 14. Speedy Donahue 25. C. J. Hall also on a trial flight. This w And what it takes to call, 5. E. J. Swigert 15. W. Grauman 27. E. Klem constructed by Italy, and took ing your maw, then your 7. A. E. Salisbury 17. L. R. Samples 29. Frank Winkler toll of 9 lives. A few days a , then that pretty little wo- 10. E. Stein 19. R. Robinson 32. Chas. Wunderle the papers announced that t i from Arkansas." Mclntyre 21. F. O. Peterson C-2 had safely reached its des Second Round nation. It is for obvious reasc his department is more than 4. Dave Trager 16. L. McReynolds 22. Geo. Selbach that the I'. S. A. should constri I to announce a second Mar- 8. Jas. G. Chandler 20. M. D. Waldon 26. W. Montgomery its own air craft if it expects i, the radio wizard. Bill Jus- 9. O. Snouffer 31. Geo. Neyman be supreme in the field. The < , who will in all probability Third Round gineers of this country are qu; tied to do so. There were ma tie the world with his great 6. W. Graumlich 13. Jas. Cramer 24. R. O. Nichols .'litions. 30. H. J. Rowe editorials in the newspapers harlie Watson hoped to pur the country against our supre se a new car next spring but Fourth Round acy of the air. Regardless of 1 I. "Lordy, Lordy, I may be 28. Karl Schwab 11. Bob Willey price that had been paid in r there fighting with dem Final Round two disasters, it's up to us a; "ks before that." And we are I amison nation to master it. Men do i he opinion that the only Turk fear to die when it is for a her irlie will tight will be at the deed or for supremacy, and wl anksgiving table. Jeremiah Smudge Smith of the city of—of—we have forgotten 9 and 24 men gave their lives ack Thomas reports he had a the city, but anyhow he once said that—a—he said,—gosh! we've the cause, that many more w e time at the Conclave of the forgotten what he said, but nevertheless this man was a well-known ready to take their places. If mmandery which met in To- —let's see, a well-known—it slips our memory just now, well, re make a success we must tight o. Detroit and many other gardless of that, Jeremiah Smudge Smith had a bad habit of always it and make sacrifices. We c nts of interest were visited. putting things off for a future time. not sit elown and wait for 7he famous German mathema- One day he discovered that the brakes on his auto were not There are night schools that i an, Leopold Kronecker, once holding and so he decided to fix it some time when he wasn't busy. fit one to hold a place on :erved that the good Creator The next day as he approached a railroad crossing he saw a locomo top rungs of the ladder. If < de the positive numbers but tive coming at full speed. Immediately he applied his brakes. fails to grasp that opportui n was responsible for the neg- Smith's widow will never relax in impressing upon the little he must step elown and let ic numbers. Nevertheless they Smiths the danger of putting things off. other fellow by. Our me essential in order that we may ought to be and will be, "we i lire out the prize winners of Illlllllllllll illinium in concede our place to no one w • radio outfits. Carl Grable is posses in the lion hunt, but on On Sept. 12th the C-2 dirigible out a game fight." What si : latest victim of the radio dis- the spur of the moment Art passed over the city on its trans we chalk up on the board w ;e. Craft backed down because he continental flight. The writer we enter the Valley of the Sh rhe Messrs. Art Craft and could not take his new Chevrolet then recalled the disaster of the ows, success or failure? W ^. .,!•,„ Of mnrcP Arl Ueina n f-1 which was built bv Enirland fieht a srame fitrht in order i»^ JJI niLiiMi oi me sieam engine it. this applies to you me uunsncu montniy at uoiumbus, Uhio, by The Jeffrey as we have it today. the Jeffrey plant. The pro Manufacturing Company Benjamin Franklin observed of reasoning man takes, w hei Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office the lightning in the sky and con finds a black spot on his s md Field. cluded it was caused by electric and concludes it is an ink s Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested ity the same as that produced by from a leaky fountain pen, is rom all employees in any department of the service. a static-electrical machine. His different than that taken by V. A. GRIEVES Editor experiments with the key fas astronomer discovering a Z. A. WANNER Assistant Editor tened to a kite string was the star, or by a detective in unra EDITORIAL BOARD starting of the experiments with ing a mystery. C. C. Miller M. A. Smith W. A. Grieves electricity, without which the Unless you are an unui R. F. Buscher E. A. Wanner F. O. Peterson Western Editor world would never have been so person, you can look back at Vernon Art E. C. Home, STAFF ARTISTS far advanced. close of each day and see wh Harold Hess Henry Ruhwedel Lawrence Gilbert Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner The beginnings of most of our if you had only been more STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE wonderful discoveries and inserving and thoughtful you cc BY DEPARTMENTS ventions have been very simple. have saved yourself many sti Dept. Dept. . A. Stevenson 3 Carl Warner Cost Dept. The thing that brought them to where you could have made y . Gilbert 5 Miss Reynolds Adv. Dept. sa Weatherby 7 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. light was the fact that some one work much easier, and co . W. Miller 9 Miss Berlew Accounting Dept. was observing, and having ob have accomplished more and 1 iss Bailey, Chain 10 E. G. Holzbacher Order Dept. iss McCloskey, Mining 10 H. E. Eichorn Pipe Shop served, gave the subject thought. ter results. r. A. Leonard 14 L. H. McReynolds Stores Office . Russel 17 Jerry Gifford Laboratory It is not possible that the great Therefore, we must learn ihn Zeier 18 Bern Claprood Special Cor. majority of people would ever . E. Pettitt 20 John Graham Special Cor. be more observing and thoug . Snouffer 22 Mayme Schmitt Special Cor. become great scientists or inven ful about our work if we are md & Drone 23 and 27 Mrs. Selvey Special Cor. irl Stroup 26 G. B. Norris Special Cor. tors even though they were rea keep our feet from doing C. .Mcrcens 41 C. E. Fetherolf Special Cor. sonably observing and thought work that our head should h; lfus Robson 43 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. arold Schrock Mall. Fdry. Carl Wallwork Special Cor. ful, but there is no doubt that by done. :rt J. Laws Cafeteria J. G. Chandler Special Cor. irl Webster Chain Eng. Fay Strode Special Cor. iss Wigginton Stenographers George Neyman Special Cor. A A A A A A A A AA :n W. Gray Time Dept. 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The Lesson of the Stadium time. When our hoary headed EFFREY people have more and honored president, J. A. than a passing interest in the Jeffrey, nearly fifty years ago, (f you do a task yourself, you opening of the new Stadium. believed that the burden of the e have always been strong coal miner could be made lighter, grow stronger: if you depend on pporters of Ohio State Univer- there were many who said it y. Like the great majority of couldn't be done. When Profes someone else, you grow weaker dumbus citizens we have seen sor French conceived the idea of this great institution not only the Stadium, there were those chool where an all-around edu- who cried "impossible." But ion could be secured, but a thank God the world has and ii' ,ce where service to humanity will continue to have the Jeff 3 been emphasized. It was not rey's, the French's, and the many GIVE AND TAKE prising, therefore, that we of other far-sighted men who lead IVING must precede tak take a pay envelope home 1 : house of Jeffrey should dig us to greater and better things. ing, is a fairly well-es their family. You might thin vn deep with our willingness G Observation and Thought Makes tablished rule. You give it would be folly to pay them o give and come across with our Our Work Easier and take; not take and give. A the first day of the week an ire of the money necessary to T is said that Galileo, an Ital farmer cannot walk out to his then let them give their service : this great institution into the field, perch himself on a fence for the amount of their wage e rank of the world's best ian scientist, while standing I in the cathedral of Pisa, ob rail and say, "Well, I'll give you afterward, but some people fe< ools. When many said a mil- some plowing, harrowing, fertiliz that they ought to take first an I and a half could not be raised served a lamp swinging to- and fro. He noticed the apparent ing and seeding if you'll let me then give afterwards. this work—doubted the wis- regularity of its movement. Hav take one thousand bushels of Your foreman, before he too! n of the project anyway— ing tested the correctness of his wheat first." If he attempted the foremanship of your depart frey said it could be done and observations, he invented the such a plan he would starve while ment, gave many months o in and helped to put it across. pendulum, and this gave the waiting on the fence rail for the good, faithful, reliable and effi 5ut the great thing about the world the first real accurate and little green shoots to break thru cient service. The executives anc ssive structure, regardless of dependable clock. the soil. The sky overhead would leaders of our Jeffrey organiza at it may mean athletically, is be clouded with vultures who tion have given much in ordei Christopher Columbus ob t it is another example of would soon feast on the carrion to have their positions. If yoi served that when a vessel came it can be done when there is of all those so wrongly inclined. want to take the position ahead in sight, the first part to come in appeal or challenge to the If a man wishes to take the of yours you must give — give view was the top of the mast, t within us. We do not like highest honor this country offers, .your best efforts; give of your and as it came nearer it seemed moralize — preachments are that of presidency, he must first spare time for study or training; st always out of place—but in to be coming up over a hill. He concluded that it would do this give many months and years in give loyally by boosting your completing of the Stadium study and preparation to be qual company and its products. have a great lesson for the only on a curved surface, and that the earth must be round. ified for the position. He must •y-day task. There are always keep versed in the political affairs It isn't always possible to "say ;e who say it can't be done; He proved his conclusions and discovered America. of the day. it with flowers" while leaning while they are saying it, Men are paid on Saturday, the against your lathe, or while you e one is actually doing it. It James Watt, when a boy, ob end of the week, and not on Mon- arc shearing steel places, or rivet- been, so with the Stadium—it served the steam lifting the lid day, because they must give a iner chain, but vnn ran 'v-,,- ;* continue to be so on throuerh on his tnnllipr'c +^.,l-„4.ii_ nw o vv nu Year Service Club, and Wilson became Mrs. L. P. T. The vv ITLKJ KJ vv i iw Ave. Church of Christ. Thompsons reside at 416 South On the day before Christinas Champion Avenue.
Park your feet in front of the Even though the other fellow Jeffrey Building and Loan Asso is far ahead of you — stick to ciation's window on pay day your task. He may falter and long enough to deposit your fall; perhaps he grows weary and monthly saving. You'll be sur will soon quit the race. Many prised to see how your account men win in the last mile of the grows. race. Be a sticker!
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A RIDE IN THE COUNTRY FOR FRESH AIR—BUNK! By O. Stouffer, Dept. 22 RESH AIR! Yes, both words are found in the dictionary and that is all. Take it from us there is no such stuff as fresh F air. Anyone who gets up at four forty-five in the A. M. and rides a flivver as much as we do, ought to know. Now follow us for US PURCELL THOMPSON a little while and we'll take a thirty-mile trip for a starter. AUGUSTUS C. TRUMP Production Dept. You get in the back seat and we'll drive you over some road Dept. 20 that will convince you. You leave the city and after you have gone 7 7ELL, as to hobbies, about a mile or so out into the country you sit back and just begin FTER three years of study- w I would rather fish to enjoy yourself. "What's that?" "O! that's only a little fresh tar in science, chemistry, than eat, even the that was poured on the road this morning. Don't mind that; we A geology and other studies, have only about two miles or so, and anyway it doesn't smell very lys Lewis Purcell Thomp- in Capital University, Augustus bad. There now, we are out of it at last." "Horrors! what's that t is doubtful, however, if Trump started to hunt for a job. awful smell?" "Just the fragrance of a black cat, (with a white stripe han a few persons in the He found one with the Jeffrey down his back, commonly called skunk), that roams around in the enow him by any name Company in 1900, and it suited country. It smells like peppermint when you get used to it." We "Perce." him so well that he has been keep on going and soon we hear a horn to get over. We do, of :e" was born just about here ever since. His early course, like all gentlemen should, and the son-of-a-sea-cook stays before Christmas in 1878. schooling was received in the just far enough ahead so that you think you are going to run over tended Douglas Avenue country near Circleville, Ohio. him. You are now getting all the dust and dirt he kicks up along of Columbus, and during with the old gas and burnt-oil smell that a motor alone knows how His father raised grain and stock, riod woe be to any strange to eject. When at last he turns off you let out a shout of approval, and after school "Gus" (every it came within range of but close up by grabbing your proboscis with both hands. Huh? Oh one calls him that) would help iw. He was anything ex- nothing, but about two acres of rotten cabbage that some farmer dig potatoes and do the chores. hat his nickname implied, couldn't sell and wouldn't give away, because it wasn't makin' him "But now," he says, "the only- re coming to the Jeffrey anything to give it to somebody else. Now we are getting into the way I care to dig potatoes is out ny he worked two years next county, and let us say right here that when you get out of of a chinaware dish and then le old Buckeye Malleable Franklin County you are going to hit some awful roads. Bing! cover them with gravy." ree years with the Corn- Now you are over the line. Some road, you say? Sure, some road, "Gus" assembled and insulated National Bank, one year like-—the dickens. Things are going very nicely now, when out goes field coils when he first came to le Wilkes Mining Co. of a tire. Now is our time to make the air blue while you bring in the the Jeffrey plant. At the present ille, Ga., and for a short bass with a resounding blare. It isn't long, however, till we are time he is winding field coils. nth the Bell Telephone going again, hot and thoroughly disgusted. This road is something About the only hobby he has l 1900 he was hired by the fierce and the dust is worse. Want to go back? All right, and down is following the stock market, Company to sort chain another road we go to return by a different route. This is much and occasionally investing small i the Store Room for three better, for the wind is to our backs and all the air is now following amounts in it. He has been for but here it is, almost 1200 us. There up the road is some one walking; you feel sorry for him tunate in never losing in any of later, and "Perce" is still and think we may as well pick him up. We know better, but you his ventures, as he believes in It is evident that he likes don't, and as the poor unfortunate climbs into the back seat beside selling his stock as soon as he rganization and his ser- you with a "Morning gents, fine mornin'," you catch the faint aroma can make a small profit. have been satisfactory, of—now you are stumped—you can't make out whether it is Italian he exception of almost two In 1877 "Gus" was born. After roses, commonly called Italian forget-me-nots, or onions, but the ie has been on the Jeffrey 38 years of singleness he mus odor comes out louder and stronger like the swell of a mammoth ice 1900. tered up sufficient courage to ask pipe organ. You stand it as best you can for he is only going "four Harriet Randall to be his bride. ce" says, "It hardly seems or five miles." What a blessing when he finally does get out and you Harriet thought that Augustus e that it was almost 23 think at last you are free from such loud smells. The first thing you was one of the finest men in the ago when I came here, know you run into the smell of second handed straw that some country and so they took a trip 11, when I see the wonder- farmer has been too busy to remove, and on the other side a hog pen to Detroit, from where they >wth of the plant and the thirty days old, without attention. Between the last two you lose crossed the Canadian line into ts'produced I must realize absolute control and drop into a faint as we rush for town. Windsor and were married on ich things are not accom- the 27th day of December, 1915. over night." It is only- Now friends, we have given our little talk on this subject and He is a member of the Luth lie hearty co-operation of we want to ask forgiveness for burlesqueing so fine a subject as eran Church, Magnolia Lodge of cutives and the men under fresh air, but these are a few of our experiences on country driving. Masons, Jeffrey Twenty Year plus ideal working condi- We could not swear that you could smell all these things every time Service Club, and the Home l_ il.. 4 Substantial C
HE week of October 2n.l is the han liwork of the J < .. meant a question of good Co. Harold Hess of the Art T or bad health, and in many Dept. drew the designs for the cases, life or death, to mam table, rocker, chairs and benches, children of Columbus. The cam after which Slem Lathem's de paign for a fund of $500,000 was partment did the carpenter work for a Childrens' Hospital, and the on these pieces. In the photo Jeffrey Mfg. Co. and its em graph at the bottom of the page ployees kept up their splendid is shown John Swaigert while record of opening their hearts in the act of filing the rough for worthy causes of this nature. edges off one of the cats which As has been the custom of the was used in making a chair. In Jeffrey folks and the citizens of addition to two cat chairs, there this good old city of Columbus, were two rooster chairs, two rab all of us reached down into our bit benches, two duck benches, jcans and gave, and gave willing two turtle benches, a Mother ly. The goal was reached, with Goose rocking chair, and a Teddy a substantial amount over the Bear table. When the carpenter $500,000. A great blessing was shop had finished their work Mr. conferred on the children of this Hess added some attractive col city, yes, a great blessing was ors to the various pieces. The on it, and some pipe railing run Mrs. Caleb McKce (seat conferred on ourselves. We Art Dept. looked like several ning along the edges, "not to rear of float) of Broad and adults are the gainers as well as pages torn from a book of nur- keep the duck, and rabbits and ton Sts., was in charge o the children. sery rhymes. turtles from getting out," said float. She furnished flower; The campaign committee is The foregoing nursery furniture Walter Kauffman of the Pipe branches of weeping willo sued a leaflet which emphasized was placed on our Packard, which Shop, "but to keep the youngsters decorate the float after we the fact that this work of build had a 14x20 ft. platform arranged from falling off the float." finished our part. ing a hospital is not entirely a work of mercy. The product of this hospital has a definite value to every man. woman, child and corporation. If an unfortunate child is sickly it can often, in fact almost invariably, be treated properly and put back in its place in the world, to carry on its share of the work, providing, however, that there is an institution to give this care and treatment. Here in our Jeffrey organiza tion we realize that a co-worker who is not in good health has an effect on us. It interferes with production, it affects our disposi tion, our morale, and it even adds a hazard to our personal safety. A very impressive parade to lend enthusiasm to the campaign was held on October 3rd. in which many organizations of women participated. On the fol lowing Thursday another parade was held which had many beauti ful floats and decorated autos. The float in the upper left-hand corner of this page and the one Company tieip
pin s the hospital with flowers with the best facilities possil and garden products. The last There will be seventy-five be float was from the Free Cancer surgical ward anel every scient Clinic. We regret being unable facility, a medical ward with id show a picture of each float m (i ssary comforts, and the b in the motor parade, as they all operating suite in Ohio. I showed good work. tween fifteen anel twenty kidd Two judges had been ap out of every hundred in our pi pointed to select the best float lie schools have adenoids, disea; hut the judges, Dudley Fisher, tonsils or other glandular i Jr. of The Columbus Dispatch, fects. With the facilities in ami Harry Keys of The Colum- old Childrens' Hospital for s 1 us Citizen, found so many beau geons could perform operatic tiful lloats that they were unable on only about fifteen or twei to de'ci.le' the- winner. It was such cases in a week. When really difficult to judge as the note the large population in c floats were all placed on motor schools it becomes apparent tl trucks and not nearly as much the new hospital is urgen time was given for judging as in needed. the old days when a team of X-Ray rooms of the high he girls shown on the float Twig Xo. 27, of one of the 35 horses ambled along slowly. standard, and a laboratory members of the Raggedy Ann committees that help secure an 1 modern equipment, will be av; 1 Committee, of which Mrs. make supplies for the hospital. HE new hospital, a four- able. There will be a departnn ECee is chairman. These girls The second float is from Twig- story building, beautiful in for the treatment of diseases T the eye and ear. One child :e Raggedy Ann dolls for the No. 32, which supplies the hos appearance, will be built at ngsters in the hospital. They pital with soap. The third float Seventeenth St., facing Living every four in the city of Colu k through what is called is from Twig No. 34, which sup- ston Park, and will be equipped bus has defective eyesight. I animations that reveal these cc ditions are proceeding in e public schools, but there lu been no adequate facilities giving special treatment to the who need it. A department the nose and throat, a whole flc for a dispensary, a separate gy nasium in order to permit er pled children to exercise in ore to help the development of th bodies, will be placed at the- il posal of the children. A s parlor will be provided, and roof garden will supply am opportunities for a liberal amoi of fresh air. A diet kitchen of the fin type is included in the plans make the' Columbus Childre Hospital one of the most co plete anel modern. At least 6( Columbus children are sufferi from malnutrition, a conditi that can be overcome with su an institution as your gifts h; made possible. It will indeed X a nice morning in Oc tent. Soon breakfast was rea tober a young lad. about and Jack shared it with his fai 3 fourteen, was trying hard KOLUMNS FOR KIDDIES lul dog. Tearing down his ti get his mother's permission to he packed his things and stan after hickory nuts and spend home. As they were abe e night in the woods. After A Timber Wolf Gets Friendly with Jack through the woods, Rover i fading his case over and over ticed a small black animal w finally got the much-wanted By George Neyman. Adv. Dept. a white stripe down his bai nsent. Jack, as this was the and started after the animal, 1 ung lad's name, soon had his after setting it over the fire he nut tree and climb up in to the Jack called him back, knowi e, tent and the camping ar- went after more wood. Return branches. He was sure a timber the habits of the animal too w les he needed ready. ing, he found his coffee had wolf couldn't climb trees. to annoy it. Kissing his mother goodbye he boiled over and put out the fire. So without picking up his hat That night he told his moth rriedly left. His faithful collie However he soon had a good or coat he made for the tree. about his adventure. If he cou irted to follow him, but by fire in place of the old one and Looking back he was terrorized have looked behind the new -owing stones and sticks at he finished his supper. At last to see the animal at his heels. paper his father was reading >ver he finally drove him back Jack decided to call it a day, so Stumbling on a projecting root, would have seen a broad gr me where Jack's mother he entered his tent, rolled up in he fell at the foot of the tree. His mother did not tell him th ained him to the fence. As his blanket and was soon fast Covering his face with his arms she had unchained the dog la ;k walked along whistling asleep. About midnight he was he lay where he fell and heard in the evening and started hi irrily he little realized what awakened by a noise in the dried the beast cracking the leaves as for the woods to keep compai s in store for him before the leaves. When he sprang from he rushed toward him. The with her boy. ivn of another day. Arriving where he lay his unwelcome beast advanced within a few feet his destination he set up his visitor retreated. Jack came out of Jack and then laid down. Jack ADVERTISING ANTICS it and soon had things in as of his tent slowly and looked tried to turn but he was so scared By Irene Reynolds, Adv. Dept. od condition as a camper could cautiously around. While he re that it was almost impossible. Hess asked our Eddie-tor tl pect. In about ten minutes he built his fire he saw an animal Peeking under his arm he saw other day if he had a cork scre^ spared his dinner and ate very slowly encircling his camp. Jack the beast and quickly covered up Ed said, "No (and running in irtily. He then took a bag and was no coward so he picked up his face, expecting the beast to the Art Dept. all excited and o nt to a large tree. By pulling some stones and threw at the pounce upon him any moment. of breath) but I'll open it for ha wn a small limb he managed beast. Suddenly he remembered But for some reason the timber the contents." Just as he w; climb the tree and soon the the sign on the tree—"Beware of wolf seemed to have no appetite, about to break the neck of tl ts were falling like rain. After Timber Wolves." The animal or was at least unusually friendly. bottle he noticed the label res while he climbed down and kept circling his camp, and When Jack looked again dawn "Turpentine." With a disa] ked up the nuts, enough to fill Jack kept throwing sticks and was beginning to break. He saw pointed look on his face, Ed sai< : bag. He then took the bag stones at it. At times the un a collar around the wolf's neck. "Oh, let's don't bother openin his tent to leave them there welcome visitor would retreat a That seemed strange, and besides that." little farther than usual when the collar seemed familiar. Yes, til morning. After fastening This department became quil Jack's aim was accurate, but his it was Rover, his own dog, who : flaps of the tent, he started popular while Mr. Hess WE glowing eyes could be seen in had followed him. a stroll through the woods, making the Old Witches, Ral the distance like little balls of ssing a large tree he saw a The boy called the dog and bits, Cats, Ducks and Turtle fire. Jack soon saw his visitor ard; rounding the tree he saw- Rover came eagerly to lick his for the Children's Hospital pai wasn't going to retreat for long, was a sign which read, "Be- master's hand. Jack petted the ade. In fact, we received visit so he decided to run to a hickorv re of timber wolves." The dog and they went back to the from people who hardly eve ner of the woods had put up come to see us. s sign to keep people from get-- Our new co-worker, Mis g his hickory nuts, and also Marshall, is beginning to wonde keep campers out because he if solitaire is the only card gam s afraid they would start a we play up here. est fire. If ya got any kinda compli lack gave the sign little notice cated puzzle just bring it aroun i kept on his walk. He soon and our Eddie-tor will w-ork i ?an to get tired so he went for you. :k to camp, lit a fire and Dot was telling Sylvia th rted his supper. He got out other noon how nicely her nev skillet and put in a nice juicy suit fit, but when Sylvia had re ce of steak. Although he turned from her lunch sh rned the steak a trifle it tasted found out she had worn Dixie' •y good to the hungry boy. jacket home. We can imagine i :k decided to make himself fit her snugly. Want to be care 3t South High Alleys, and j^nx^y UUWICIO Stores 9 6 r/o 8 7 801 ent are going strong. The Bv HARRY ROWE. Secretary of League Cost 8 7 784 is bowling for the sport Structural 7 8 755 ud we believe that every- Blacksmith 6 9 812 tio has bowled (or other- The writer being a member of if they could but beat the cellar Production 6 9 708 with us so far will vouch Paul Cameron's Order Team teams. Sales 5 10 7?9 2 statement that, we are cannot say much except that we Joe Lamb and his Structural a good time. expect to win the pennant. Team are coming along after a High Weekly Scores me working in the plant Individual Carl Trik and his Sales Team, poor start, due to McFarland lay ble to roll on the teams, ing down for a big handicap. Date / Game due m a i 111 y to Hewitson's Sept. 12 Salisbury . .. .224 • invite all our co-workers "cookie brush" got a rather bad If you want to bowl get in Sept 19 Willey .214 to the alleys on Tuesday Sept. 26 .224 start but may be heard from touch with any of the above cap Oct. 3 .226 *s, and we will guarantee Oct. 10 Butts ,199 later. tains; they may need a man. If time. you don't want to bowl come 3 Games Charlie Krepps and his Black Sept. 12 Selbach .551 in mind that you do not down and spend an enjoyable Sept. 19 M. Willey. . . .535 smith Team will bear a lot of Sept. 26 McFarland . .585 ) be a good bowler to get evening with your co-workers. Oct. 3 .574 earn, as the averages will watching as they have second Consult the schedule printed in Oct. 10 :>ut come on down and get high pin average in the league, this issue. Team he fun. but have lost some tough games. All averages include games 1 Game Sept. 12 Production . .896 League will bowl on the Carl Schwab ami his Produc bowled up to Oct. 10. The team Sept. 19 Electrical . . . .902 Sept. 26 Blacksmith . .924 High Alleys until the tion gang would win in a walk pin averages include handicaps. Oct. 3 Electrical . . . .925 floor of Gettrosts' new Oct. 10 Electrical . . . .887 ition" Alleys are com- 3 Games Sept. 12 Blacksmith . .2529 We will then switch over Sept. 19 Electrical . . . .2516 Sept 26 Blacksmith . .2633 new alleys on Tuesday Oct. 3 Electrical . . . .2659 Oct. 10 Electrical . . . .2575 aave all kinds of bowlers is "Dick" Jones—Fast- Jeffrey men who say "I can" lg Hook Ball; John are the winners, while those who i—Backup Ball; Carl Trik say "I can't" are the losers. The :r Ball; Ed Holzbacher— well-known Judge Gary has a lundhouse Ball; Bob Rob- sign in his office which reads. — Speed Ball, and Jerry "Success comes in CANS; failure -!X!??XX!!? Ball!! comes in CAN'TS." he present writing the :al Team, captained by Geis, is leading the Lea- Jellies and Fruits—Perhaps! d going strong, but you This is to notify all Jeffreyites, an tell what the next few- living up north, that Walter will bring. Bauroth intends to move about 1 Beem and his Cost THE BIG THREE OF THE JEFFREY LEAGUE the first of the month, and they :nd John Glackin and his If any arguments or disputes come up in the Jeffrey Bowling League the are not to pay any attention to Team are getting quite a complainants are in for a hard time. These three gentlemen have been chosen to a fleet of trucks that may pull up p at present and are tak- promptly set them down. At the left is Al Salisbury of Dept. 23, president of the to his door some time after mid organization; at the right is Harry Rowe, of the Order Dept., secretary; and in the antage of it too, as the center is Joe Lohr of Dept. 53. Joe and the other two have been elected as a night to handle the fragile con I column will show. committee of three to act as the Judge Landis of the League. tents of his cellar.
iual Av. Individual Av. 176 Schedule for Jeffrey Bowling League Lamb 149 174 Oct. 31 Stores — Production Order —• Electrical Sales— Structural Blacksmith — Cost J. Taylor 148 171 Nov. Order — Sales Blacksmith — Stores Cost — Production Electrical — Structural Jost 147 n 171 14 Blacksmith — Production Electrical — Sales Structural — Order Cost — Stores Butts 147 169 Sales — Stores Order —• Blacksmith Production — Structural Electrical — Cost Beem 147 v 169 Structural — Blacksmith Cost — Order Electrical — Stores Sales — Production md ....168 Warner 146 Dec. 5 Production —• Electrical Cost — Structural Sales— Blacksmith Order — Stores n 168 Hewitson 143 Structural — Stores Electrical— Blacksmith Production — Order Sales — Cost 166 Ungemach ...142 Cost— Blacksmith Stores — Production Electrical — Order Sales— Structural 165 Warsmith ....140 n 163 Christmas and New Years—No Game McMillan .....139 r 102 Jan. Structural —• Electrical Sales — Order Blacksmith — Stores Production — Cost Trik 137 161 Stores — Cost Production — Blacksmith Electrical —• Sales Order — Structural McReynolds...137 160 23 Electrical — Cost Sales — Stores Blacksmith — Order Production —• Structural Stephens 136 ,!0 Dr 159 Sales — Production Structural — Blacksmith Cost — Order Electrical — Stores Smith T..135 158 Feb. Stores — Order Electrical — Production Structural — Cost Blacksmith — Sales Russell .'...135 her ...158 Cost — Sales Stores — Structural Electrical — Blacksmith Production — Order Glackin 133 158 Structural — Sales Cost — Blacksmith Production — Stores Electrical —• Order Jones 132 157 Production •— Cost Structural — Electrical Sales — Order Blacksmith —• Stores Thompson ....130 y 156 Mar. Order — Structural Stores — Cost Production •—• Blacksmith Electrical — Sales Burns 129 155 Production — Structural Cost — Electrical Sales — Stores Blacksmith — Order Dunlop 125 154 Electrical — Stores Sales— Production Structural — Blacks flrrl^r . bam bwitzer nas just com ."'1 near too mucn as it is nov JfSiy ^ /«?NTflUSIASTIG ABOl) pleted a new mouse-proof tool 1& DIKING AND- Mr. Gee's desk at times box. We believe that a different PICNICS like he was throwing up type of rodent has been getting works around himself, bul your lunch.. Sam. closer investigation we not The joy of coming events J ' li/l it is just a stack of time truly cast their shadows before. he has to figure. ! I KES TO PANCE (.diaries Beiers, Mike Haettel MP IS SURE Mr. Meadors sometime: and several others were all dolled STRONG FORREP~ he is tired (he means fat up to receive our Miss Peters -HEAPEP MEN. and when he says anythir hack to the office a week before that we always believe hir she arrived. Well, Beiers needed chicken three times a day - a haircut anyway. mm VIYNOLVS BALL. hlj.ES POOS is too much. Market report—The local fire ANP MC^VlES — I ApvrWisito PEP'T. AUr/' HEP. Mr. Wilder of the Rat arm market has been quite brisk FAVORITE partment, ex-timekeeper, during the past month. Sejuirrels MOUIE ACTOR. would rather take a dog ar were quoted high, it being seem an 1 get out in the wood; ingly impossible to procure' same ride in the finest auto i for market. Justice and Looker, LI. S. brokers. The Time and Cost D( Since Drumm's appetite has strong for colors. They flivvcred bravely out after those the selective draft when choosing become more or less deflated Brown, White and Gray. McCasley has been finding his two ferocious man-eating lions their members. Just why our The women don't have lunch intact and unmolested more that were' reported to be marauel- star, Mr. Close, only lasted the their ages to qualify to vc often than usual. ing abroad, but if we' may judge first round is pretty hard to dope more, but they tell anywav We know a fellow that has a by the' time they both over out. seat at the Stadium just one row stayed their leave they saw a Mr. Brown is so busy this Mr. Myers is the new n below Croswell. He tried to white elephant. autumn that he can't find time to our department and we he procure a football helmet before Exit. bowl, pitch horseshoes or even likes the place and work. the Michigan game so that he read the newspaper. Some busy We thought we had the would not be mauled into insen TIME DEPT. NOTES man. eh? shoe pitching bug prctt\ sibility by Croswell's fists. By B. W. Gray Mr. Marshall is still laid up, until we saw "Mickey," Ne "Kirby" Dellenbaugh, who has We never make any bets to but is improving slowly. Rowe and Glackin wading a been taking a post graduate speak of, but we guess the one November is some month— in the mud the other day course in "Rheumatics." is with that gets the most votes will win Armistice Day and Thanksgiving ing the shoes and digging us again. this time'. to add to its importance - also out. and at the same time Bob Evans anl George Hayes The' Cost Bowling Team used election day. to keep from getting a mud
THIS IS "DC SEE OUR DOLLS? Vc don't know \ Arlie, in the fore that is his real n ground, and Elsie, daugh not but his father, ters of Mr. Wolfla of Span of 92 Years and 1 Month in Five Generations McLain of Dept. 2 Dcpt. 72, have brought It h indeed a precious few of us that ever Whetstone who is eleven months old. John "the boy's name is their dolls to the pho have the distinction of holding our great-great Sigenfuse of Dcpt. 23 is the son of Mrs. We know that all tographer so they can granddaughter on our lap, but Mrs. Henry Sigenfuse. tie girls in his ne have their pictures in the Hsrtrauft who is shown in this group has this This is the first time Jeffrey Service has ever hood make eyes family album. Ariie has hon r. Beginning at the left is Russell H. had the opportunity to publish such a picture, and speak aboui just recovered from a ser Whctsf.n? (age 24), Mrs. Wm. Sigenfuse (age and we feel honored in being given this privi adorable curls." . I ious illness but we are 69), who just celebrated her 50th Wedding An- lege. Our very best wishes go to these five gootf-looking chap, glad to report she is as nivcr ary, Mrs. Stella Whetstone (age 44), Mrs. generations and hope the group remains intact looks like first-clas II IIr
r^^S. ncing around in the Jeffrey president, Harry DeBruin, w n at the Stadium, before When the Frosting is on the Pumpkin know it was all right for him t< time, all that would be come in the day after the Chil sary to transact regular Pies and the Corn is in drens' Hospital drive with a ne\ £ss would be a few messen- suit and hat. as far as the driv ioys and a supply of Bob the Jug was concerned. We susped ;' special forms. however, that he got the outti Respect to Old Age The season draws near when we must get our lunch hooks on in some mysterious way througl are glad to report that Dr. some type of fowl, whether it be a turkey, goose, duck, chicken, hen the Buil ling and Loan. Frost has driven the sneezes or pigeon. In the above picture are shown four Jeffrey men giving Or Demmykrat Either! >f McFarland's nose once serious thought to their Thanksgiving dinner. Harold Kline. Vic We understand that Bob Dun and he is now so happy Maass. "Red" Pettitt and Bern Claprood are considering the advisa lop and Snively have come on le smiles even though a left bility of separating the two birds from their roosting place, although flat footed for Andrew Gumr. >r, as old as Rube Waddell. Kline, who is wearing his Sunday breeches, is giving some attention the independent candidate fo ;ed him off in the Aladdin to the animal on this side of the fence, for he has an aversion to Cong; ess. We don't doubt thei Club Championship. wearing patches on his clothing. sincerity, and we do hope that n Wot Say, Van? true Republican will make a re ticing a wonderful coat of mark about the family risen: m the smiling face of our SWEET PA-PA, THOSE SEEGARS WERE FINE blance. ^an Slyke the other day we We Kud Print It, But Wudn wondering whether or not Nine pounds of new boy in Watson's home < )ur attention was called to a ok Denby and a few others Ou the 25th of September. Rolla Watson of the Accounting alleged scoop of the Communit s naval cronies and toured Dept. pusheel out his chest and received congratulations from his News of Grandview in printin aterways on board the May- many Jeffrey friends, lor a brand-new nine-pound boy had arrived. the likeness and autobiography c r without saying a word to and then- was considerable joy in the family of Watson. Phil Hammond. In justic* t expectant Jeffrey follow Almost as soon as the youngster had become accustomed to his oar E litorial Board, we herewit ers. new surroundings he said. "Say daddy, be sure to get me a reserva announce, that the writer ha A Razor-Edge Crease tion in the stadium for the Michigan game" but for some reason his persistently submitted his effort never fully appreciated mother kept him at home. To pacify the boy, named Robert Tanner, and each and every time was ii a line looking fellow Mont- his daddy gave him several of his golf clubs to play with. formed that we could not depai ;ry really is. until we scan from our firm policy of "Nothin his horseshoe pitching rear but the truth." We hold our col on our last front cover, but stitiunt's trust as sacred. he wore his Sunday pants, Post Mortem of Cannibal Feed Was It a Live One? ines with the nice crease in By Woof. Woof. Woof A very pathetic case of secon childhood was seen during tli What Touchdowns? 1.1. the time do we respect "Pete, the Only," ten-pin kink motor parade for the Children e know of epiite a few author of Lookout-page atrocities, horseshoe tournamen Hospital campaign when or hy brothers who took back A eliminatee, ouch-pool shark, et cetera, ad, infinitum. But, Freddie Probasco was caught i 2 a lot of witty stuff, in- nevertheless, and however, his writeup of Fred Sand's dog roasi the act of ten lerly hoi lin 4 .•d for Charley Miller, while was neither accurate nor complete in the last issue of Jeffrey Service. Ragged} Ann doll. • was making touchdowns Over 100 persons joined in the annual slaughter of encased dogs ist Ohio Wesleyan. given at a point along the Scioto River about one mile north of Hold 'Em, D;d! Better Drink it Soon Fishinger's Bridge on September 21st. Just about the time we g< 1 ex-policeman of the village Of course, as was reported, a cop (River Superintendent) did over the terrible strain of bavin Ipper Arlington, in a burst halt the merry making and wished to be informed who the party Michigan, Chicago and low infidence, mentioned that the was and from whence they came. The silence that followed his ques within scoring distance of 01 homes in that noble com tio:i was painful. Finally the questioner began taking the license goal line along comes the Mrs ity that have been broken n mbers of all the machines. Don't know what he wanted em for all wreathed in smiles an 1 as! were the ones with well- unless he was savin' 'em for a puzzle or a 1923 calendar or sumthin'. ing in her sue. test voice. "Deari ced cellars. We incidentally However every great emergency has its hero, and in this case little may I have a fifty to begin m lion that Andy Ruppers- Frankie Ratesetter Bangert buttoned up his coat and in a trembling ( !r [stmas sh* pping ?" 's and Bill Grieves' have- voice explained to the officer the who, what, where and why of First Down, Ten to Go visited and we fear that things. V\ e enjoyed seeing the on h\ Miller must be very No trees were burned up as the first writeup reported, although which Merrill McLaughlin sa\ 1... 4-U„ !,,>.,* -i .,~.,= r,; ti-,,. ,-.,„,,;i,,i. Iincsps :irmm 1 th: 1HE BoVS IN DEPT. 5 WE Re A, , DISJOINTED ^UBN TUP MP Lftpy CLERK omVi -r E rtEvv
(owe v? I DID NT*' 01£ 0CCrM5, ^, ^ vKNowi vvns 50 o ICLOSE, CN THiS O THE SHoETHftTi 2*1 S IS THE STRIDE: THftT CYCLED THE STAKE ^ STOOOOHTHE COURT' TH RT 5Too[> c>iy TlRST AVENUE.
THiSiSTrlE^RfvMftpT HEuDTHE SHOE7«AT HE- ElCHor\M,DEPT. 50. BbnptD T/i;s 15 THE r^firi ^CLEDTrtESroKE ANOTHER MOTORIST ON NOPVTH FoutVTH TMRT 5TOOD oti WHO owrVSTHE rlRrAj THftT HELD THE SHOE TiRjTowErruE. STREET WHILE WATCHING THE SCENE RY TH PITC i f\CL.ED7 HE SiAKt THPTSTcioo £3==
KEYBOARD KLIPPINGS itson: "and which same will h Pollyanna Wigginton, Stenog. Dept. our attention;" Walters: "Mr. Vhat a splendid thing it is to C. Dierdorff, Ohio;" McFa 1.1 able to say that we, individ- "Officer, give Mr. Dierdorff's ly, have had the privilege of dress." Evidently Mac was thi itributing toward such a ing about the last time he i rthy cause as the new Chil pinched. li's Hospital. We have cause Jack Thomas of the Stc profound satisfaction in the Office felt the hoodoo of Frii t that the total contribution of the 13th when he caught the ti employees of THE JEFF- phone on his trousers, ripp ,Y MANUF A C T U R I N G them about ten inches. By us • MPANY amounted to $4,- some pins he was able to "si .60. THE JEFFREY 1 MFC COMPANY. on the job" until 5 bells, oth 'rom a narrow notion of hu- wise a change of trousers wo n dutyr, we imagine we have have been very much in ore 51 CAR HwffECKLESS HDANGETOUS I RACING le something most excellent, I ANOTHER Incidents such as these make in reality, we have done so CROSSING 1 DRIVING 1 CORNER AUTO tailor smile. le. "Inasmuch as ye have Curly Warren was filling le it unto one of the least of OVER AN 1 TOO MUCH 1 VIOLATING 1 COLLIDING can with water, and in stoop TRAFFIC 1 se, ye have eione it unto Me," WITH down to put out a lighted cig EMBANKMENT B SPEED RULE TREE -e the words of the Master. ette at a filling station he ac :his thought was in our minds TfrYINGPOF? I HOLE IN 1 ROAD BRAIL ROAD dentally moved the can caus en giving and we gave not SPEED the water to miss the openi dgingly nor from necessity, RE-CORD 1 r?0AD 1 HOG 1 CROSSING thereby giving him a show 1 if we were free from any necessitating his going home i DETECTIVE 1 HANDS OFF 1 TIRE HOOTCH - row or selfish motive, we have STEP RING I changing suits. Another job en in the right spirit. BRAKES 1 WHEPL BLOW OUT 1 IN DRIVER the tailor. Vhen we stop to think that The Jeffrey Girls' Hallowe | WET STREET tenth of all we have in the DIRTY •RUBBERING 1 GLARING Masquerade Dance at the K. AT t place does not rightfully be- C. Hall on Friday evening, ( WINDSHIELD 1 5ff IDDING I FLAPPfR HHEADLIGHTS g to us, we realize that it tober 27th, was an enjoyable es more than most of us have 5HARP 1 BUMPY JAY ARM fair. Many beautiful and cle en to pay our debt. AROUND costumes were in evidence, c )n Tuesday evening, October CURVE 1 ROADS WALKER 1 5 WEE TIE" snappy music was furnished , Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Kiefer the Pan-Hellenic Six. On Hie) entertained a number of HOME 1 WIFE 1 KIDDIES 1 RP5T committee in charge of arran; ir Jeffrey friends at their new ments were Misses Ruth Mel le, 58 Hanford Street. Upon and Marie Wigginton. T arrival we were shown chaperons were Mr. and Mrs. SAFE DRIVING WILL PUT YOU IN THE 3Ugh their "cozy love nest," M. Brindle, Mr. and Mrs. Log KING ROW they knew we were anxious By Karl W. Couch, Chain Eng. Dept. Herbert, and Mr. and Mrs. B. ' jive it the once over, and it is Wilder. Arrangements h a LL of us strive to reach the King Row, where awaits Home, wonder Billie is proud of her been made by the Jeffrey Gil Wife, Kiddies and Rest, but if we fail to exercise due care le, for it certainly is an ideal Dance Club for a series of dam A there are many places which are liable to impede our progress , everything that a person's to be given every Friday evenii if we make a careless move or relax in our safety practice. If you rt could desire. Several con- Beginning November 3rd, do not reach the King Row you are liable to sleep on a wooden s furnished amusement for bench and have your breakfast handed in to you behind iron bars. Euclid Academy. This news w crowTd, and the prize winners Or perhaps you will go to a hospital and perhaps never know of be enthusiastically received e Misses Nettie Knoderer and returning. Let every move on your automobile checker board be the Jeffrey folks interested rgaret Murday, while the done in the safest way. elancing. by prizes went to Misses ma Bicknell and Lora Hager- Ii i I illinium,n If, while you are riding hoi I. Refreshments were served. from the Jeffrey plant some eve • favors were dainty celluloid an absence of about a year, sink. We heard her remark the ing, you hear a knock in yc l-cages of various colors, which seems to have improved other day that "her ears were in engine you are satisfied tl [iss Divncy suggests, "if, at her disposition wonderfully, in terchangeable." Don't become something is wrong. An engi time, you are invited to a fact, she is always springing alarmed, she was not referring to is like a man; if either of the :y, and "Shorty" Bicknell is something new on us. We are her anatomy, but to that popular knocks there is something wroi sent, and you do not want to glad she is back, for we will machine in our department home bare-headed, keep your now have something to write known as the dictaphone. An electric button must on your hat." On the night about. When we remarked about If some of the dictators could pushed. It has no initiative Billie's party, much to Izzy's her being so "devilish" she said only hear themselves as we its own. How many men a >arrassment, she was obliged when she was a little girl her sometimes hear them, for in- there in our Jeffrey plant th All set, let's go,—Saxton is ready to celebrate "Shorty" Skinner an 1 his crew being ba< armature day. the night force things are beginning to look n; A pillow shower will be given soon tor Hicks again. and a collection will be taken up to buy him a Sheldon Francis is with us again alter pair of sound-proof ear muffs so that he cannot be abs. nt for a it w years. disturbed while in the Ian 1 of dreams. Some hill it was. Location unknown. R Will some one tell Red Thompson where he sai 1 that he saw a machine going up it wi can get a sixty-fourth seventeen drill? a y engine in it. "Some still." A Boy Scout troop has been organized in the office with Droudner as scoutmaster and Ollie SHOOTING GAME WITH RIVETS Rucckel having most to say. (Uluiuluiyutimi II ' I.. C. Mertenn Dept. J,I Otto Draudt is sending out invitations to a stag The first Thanks Newcomers in this department, Victor Har affair to be given on Hallowe'en at his home, lie' giving Day, to our ton. Gustave Fahrion, H. W. Kreyssig and Fie promises a full cellar. forefather* the Pil grims, meant a heart Ballinger. Brungs is getting up in the world. He has overflowing with Old timers back on the job are, John Cr bought a new home on the hilltop. tha n !cfulness that and Harry Derring. We are glad to see you At the rate business is increasing Herb Neei they had survived again, boj s. will soon have driven all the other merchants out that first awful year of hardships and Our Wm. Graumlich enjoys wearing the c of North Market. suffering in which pionship crown in the Horsedioe Tournamen Dick Getz is back and he and Red Thompson almost half of the doubles even though the championhip crowi have buried the hatchet, so loco production should one hundred and two singles w ent elsewhere. immigrants died. increase fifty per cent the coming month. Jim Cramer and Bill Baker fell by the wa Alfred Meyers is learning Lnglish fast. lie- What will the day mean to us in the in the tournament, although several oppoi says. "Hello kid, how are you coming:-", just as if Jeffrey plant this knew they were in the .name before it was he was used to it. year? Dept. -11 experienced a big artificial snow, May we be able to forget our little de old roof was taken off and a new one put on, TOSSING HOT RIVETS sires and disappoint ing which the old white wash fell thick and By Rufua Robson, Structural Shop ments and see the If you notice any of the air guns missing Wedding bells are ringing again in Forty many blessings we the tool-room it is because the boys are using Three. Cupid's latest victim being Walter Morris. l'n re received. A s to shool squirrels and rabbits with them. We children we were who was married on October 10 to Miss Merle want to remember the poor creature that gets soaked behind tin Barnhill. the day because of with a rivet from one of our air-guns. Dan Maehlin is our new clerk. Can't just the big Turkey din Ira Call sez, "roastin' ears ain't corn." \ understand how he gets his face dirty every day. ner. But now, we are they, Ira? have come to know John Fleming seems to be striking around that the TioTcey is ge Bolin has a flivver. About a m Main and High Streets very much lately. Put us mi!a symbolical of a o lie would have sold it to a junk dealer next, John. the bounty of God. < ' a. ie Co:il:lc thought differently so he toi We are going to take the air, or get the air. And so, let us on , a n the : am and put Lizzie in good run this day lift our or something, as they are installing a new fan in hearts in praise t > condition. It's a 1918 model, has demountable our department. God from whom all an' everything. Now, George says the first Don't know why Jerry Meeks did not take blessings flow. takes it How about it. George? the usual trip to the Lancaster Fair. He says he On the mo. mng squirrel season opened A was not there last year. "Mebbie he wasn't," al 11 ; tin didn't show up for work. The boy: though we saw him. agr< e' ' he newer would show up if the squi By the time this is read Charlie Treverton will :;i\v him hist. Beware of the squirrels, Albert. be back from an extended vacation spent at his A rat was on a rampage in the washrooi olel home in Scranton, Pa. He also had a verv this department. Five bars of soap disappeare interesting trip to Xew York City where he al on*, two weeks. Now listen, folks, it isn't stretched his neck like all rubes do, and then he to blame everything onto the poor rat. He ge went up the Hudson River to Mt. Kisco. ally takes a bite or two off a bar of soap and le We have many new faces in our elepartment th rest. IL' .'s at least sociable. I think the
1 ,, to whom we extend a welcome as co-workers. [*V *y y %> qy *^f i^i-^y yyyyy y V^ V y" A LINE FROM NINE Drake says his Ford e Ii>i P. If. Miller, Dept. 9 bum much gasoline but you I Here's hoping we have lots of always have some, and D turkey on a special Thursday of knows. this month. Our old friend. Uda Schall, Oscar Rickenbacher wants to taken i p the study of law at know how many sheep he can about ready to unravel any raise on his two-acre chicken gle, domestic or otherwise'. farm. Mr. Al. Morris has been added "Now" is the time to el to the pattern force. Al has thing, not tomorrow, or i many friends about the plant that w< el; or in the spring. By s] will be glad to hear of his re ing the word "now" backw; turn. "MARTHA, GO HOME AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" you will discover it makes Jewett Smart says he wished It must surely be worth a million dollars to feel like little Martha Marie, a winner in the Jeffrey fore Charles Zinn would spend an daughter of Walter Bauroth of the Mining Eng. De.it. This picture was tak»n other week at Buckeye Lake and when she was only seven weeks old, at which time she w.ig'ied fifteen pound?. Someone has suggested IU 1 U 1 C 111 ctl 1 . Truly the life of a Service re not quite see through this porter leads not between beds of ANY and sad are the hearts of Jeffrey people in the Mr. Miles (checking draw roses, but travels by ups and passing on of Mrs. Jeffrey, wife of our President, "These shafts should have c downs from year to year. Yet M Mr. R. H. Jeffrey, which occurred Saturday even on before coming to 53. the highest "up" is reached every ing. November I8th. them back." season regularly and is ample re Mrs. Jeffrey was well known to the hundreds of us here Frank Wolfe is back on h ward for the pen-pusher's efforts at the plant. For many years she was a daily caller among machine again to keep our magazine in the top us and took a most intense interest in our work. Her ideals Guess the general public i notch of employees' publications. were beautiful, but always practical. She loved the beautiful confident of a long life and We refer to the annual Service in her home life and constantly worked for its extension into perity for the good of the i Feast, as it was called this year, our factory life. Many of the things that we enjoy today ance business. and one need only gaze at the in the way of good working conditions were inspired by Gee, we have bum luck! handsome and well - satisfied her suggestions. She was always kindly and thoughtful of were all set, and about fami crowd pictured on another page others, but never paternalistic. She had a broad conception for the Jeffrey Service bai to see that the heights of epi for the future of industrial relations, and particularly as they when along comes a notice curean delight were reached on applied to Jeffrey co-workers. We have truly lost a modest overtime work. that occasion. but intensely interested and loyal friend. We're making the drills in Speaking of roses, on October department dizzy. 27th Dan Knies brought from his Well, if our customers own back yard one of the most our work it's up to us to g perfect and beautiful roses that out, even though we must i we have ever seen, and he placed at nights and hoot like owls it on his desk where we could THIS BOOK MAY SAVE YOU HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS Of all things in the world feast our eyes on it. We think You May Have One for the Asking should be quiet and soft and that our day's work was just a UT/"EEPING FIT" is the title of a book issued by The Travel- the five o'clock milk wagon is ittle bit better than usual be-- J^J ers Insurance Co., the company which handles our Jeffrey noisiest. ;ause of that rose. group insurance. A package containing 500 of these book It is possible that we have a lets is in our Hospital for distribution. If you ask for one you will LETTERS OF THANK jreat artist of the future in our be supplied, as long as they last. We acknowledge with grai jang. Eddie Fouts shows all the appreciation the kind express >ar marks and other symptoms This book tells you— How to avoid catching colels. Rigid or tight corsets and of your sympathy. — Mrs. >f embryo artistry in his portrait thony P. Hodes; Mr. and I ;ketches and cartoons. (Mr. Hess belts should never be worn, as they constrict the abdomen and prevent the lower portion of the lungs from becoming filled Leo A. Roberts. ake notice.) * * * Well Max, it has been a long with air. Tight garters favor the protluction of varicose veins Your kind expression of s ime since we have had one on in those who have to stand all day at their work. High pillows pathy sent at the death of •ou, but we're going to tell our are not healthful, as they cramp the head on the chest and mother is acknowledged ~\ eaders that you actually forgot bend the thorax to the side, thus restricting breathing. Several grateful appreciation. — F me of the most important parts thin garments are much warmer than one thick one, and loosely fitting garments are warmer than tightly fitting ones. Hingst, Dept. 23. if your raiment and appeared in * * * iur office on October fourteenth, If the human body cannot obtain enough fuel food it will lineteen-twenty-two, minus a use up its own tissues as fuel and so burn itself to death. Too We wish to thank the b tecktie! frequent attendance at moving picture shows and sitting too from Jeffrey's for their kind Here's a good one (if Polly- close to the pictures are frequent causes of severe eye-strain. membrance and for the sympa nna Wigginton has not already which result in headaches, nervousness, dizziness, etc. sent at the death of our belo husband and father, Daniel J hronicled it): Mr. Fowler, our There are twenty pages in this book that would be worth your Shane.—Mrs. Catherine McSh >usher and Pulverizer man, time to read. Your copy is in the hospital. Please call at once. thile driving to the plant with and family. Hem Faeth as his only passen- er, stopped and invited two To the Jeffrey Employees: oung ladies whom he believed Chairman of Board of Directors The flowers and fruits you h, o be Jeffrey employees to ride sent to me, and the visits } R. J. A. Jeffrey, founder D work. Imagine his feelings have made, are all appreciat of The Jeffrey Mfg. Co., ,-hen arriving at the plant he I only wish I could put on M and for over forty years aund that his passengers were overalls and join you in produc: its honored President, has been ot Jeffrey girls at all, but had Jeffrey quality goods.—"Coon made Chairman of the Board of ecu headed for the retail shop- Denune. Directors. ing district. Needless to say, he * * * arried them to their destination, Mr. R. H. Jeffrey succeeds his I wish to thank the Jeffi ut that just shows what a man's father and is now President and Co., Department 43, Producti indly disposition may get him General Manager. Dept. and Miss Kidwell for th lto. Jeffrey Service congratulates beautiful flowers and the kindni Outside of Pearl Eaton having Mr. J. A. Jeffrey on the comple shown me in my bereaveme ie mumps and Les Grooms tion of so long and faithful ser the death of my husband.—M nocking over three bunnies the vice as our leader. He has been Laurett Smith. rst day of hunting season, little and is still a most remarkable * * * Lit of the ordinary has occurred man. His eighty-seven years of We wish to gratefully ac lis month. useful and profitable living has nowledge the kind expressions been one of our greatest inspirations. We hope that he may he- sympathy from the Jeffrey Mi The Stores Office Bowling spared to us for many more years to come. Co. and employees sent at tl •am is still around first place To our new President we extend congratulations. He is a leader death of our husband and fathe id going nicely. John Glackin whom we lilep tn f/^11^,,- -.., 1 *u„ r-.i. JAMES A. SMITH WILLIAM C. MARSHALL Department 43 lost a valuable work A beautiful life of helpfulness was man, anel the co-workers in that de closed on October 23rd, 1922, when partment lost a good friend when William C. Marshall, who served in lames A. Smith died on October 31, our Cost Department since November 1922. We do not know why everyone 1, 1912, died at his home at 2026 North called Mr. Smith by the name of Bob, Fourth Street. but he was affectionately known by Mr. Marshall was struck by an auto this name. Bob had many friends in mobile about a year ago and was con the Jeffrey plant and on the outside. fined to his home for many weeks Men of his type invariably appeal to thereafter. Although he was back at folks, and to meet him once was suffi work several times it seemed that it cient to make him a friend. was a losing battle, for his health failed He had been in ill health for some him rapidly. time, but not until about ten weeks His wife, Mrs. Allie Marshall, anel before his death did he stay away from one lister, Mrs. Minnie McMaster of work. As a last measure an operation was resorted to, but Mr. Columbus, Ohio, survive him. He was a member of York Lod itli was not strong enough to survive it. of Masons, the Knights of Pythias of Plain City, and Indiane He is survived by his wife, Mrs. Laurett Smith, who resides at Presbyterian Church. E. Maynard Ave. Bob was a member of the Jeffrey Twenty Mr. Marshall was born on May 7. 1853, in Kankakee, Illinc ir Service Club, the Knights of Pythias and the A. I. U. His early life was spent as a blacksmith, a parallel to the villa Before coming to the Jeffrey Company he worked at the black- blacksmith in Longfellow's poem. "Each morning sees his ta th tratle for 12 years. He began working for the Jeffrey organi- begun, each evening sees it close; something attempted, somethi on in 1897 in the Sheet Metal Department. He was born in done, has earned a night's repose." He was of the type that we Jison, Champaign Co., in 1805. and received his education in the two miles for a friend when the friend only asked for one mile. T e reel country schoolhouse. Among other things which he learned welfare of his friends, and they were legion, was of vital concern re was that a kind word and smile always helped things along. him, and he rarely missed an opportunity to say a kinel word or ; disposition was a thing of joy. We will remember him for that. do a good deed. Those who have come under the rays of ! To his wife and those nearest and dearest to him we extend our influence are better men or women for it. ipathy. for their loss is shared by his co-workers. It is such men To sit in front of his fire, a good book in his hand, and his go Mr. Smith that help to make factory life pleasant and bright and wife seated near by, was his chief recreation. He was a lover d of much drudgery. home life. I No. 7983 iu»ih>,.- Dot, tloYemoer 6, 1922. ARTIFICIAL GAS there are lots of fine-looki | gtt &igf)t, Pay la H« order of By O. W. Evans, Dept. 11 girls right around the plant he Leurett Smith the sum of $ «.000»00—»— 'his department, having bee' When Doc Ogden was worki orteel among the missing from 5 I i Four Thousand and no/100- Dollars, in full settlement of all claims at the Stadium this summer Frey Service for a long time, 'y.%% against rill: TRAVELERS INSURANCE COMPANY on account of Certificate said he would never go there finally emerged from the ||j No- 1*71 issued "" il"- '>/<• «! Jam6B A" Smlth "'"'" see a game but he did, and p oke and gas and will answer t Croup Policy No. S-1186 . issued to ^« J»«™y Manufaaturlng Oonpany $2.50 for a seat and had to sta esent" when the roll is called t To Till: 77(11 ELERS INSURANCE COMPANY (j ; , ; up, but I understand he did '•£ Hartford, Cftnructtciil i— ' ' December. At a meeting of stay in one place long, for he v employees of this department going around telling people h led for the purpose of electing This check for S*000 was paid t3 the beneficiary of James Smith, formerly of he built the Stadium. orrespondent for the Service. Dept. 43, who worked for this company continuously for 25 years. This is the 36th At the recent election Gu writer received two of the insurance check paid. and Benjamin got most of ee votes cast (the other forty votes in our shop anel all the b< n in the shop didn't know an up a bottle. Gale, and see if he for you, Pierce, and appreciate are "dry." ction was being held) and was will hunt boot-leggers. your work.. There is an old song "Brigh dared electeel by the chair- Ohlen Chase now wears a Ray Godley is back at his old the corner where you are." ; n, Jess Sedgwick, and the sec- white shirt when he goes up to job in the office again. Glad to our fellow workman, Har ary, Charles Krepps handed the restaurant for lunch—Mary's see you back, Ray. Davis surely believes in the our credentials. Well, here little lamb. Harold Warner made this re song, for he is always cheei •s, and if you happen to be the Our congenial time clerk al mark one day, "A song has been and happy no matter if he el tim of a joke at any time just ways wears a big broad smile, running through my mind all have a new helper every daw ;gh and keep sweet, for this and is on the job and never com day." What is it, Harold, "Bring plains no matter how much work 1 be the spirit intended by your back the heart of that old pal of J. B. Gee of Dept. 40 had there is to do. The bovs are all ffy-elected correspondent." mine?" Don't take it to heart, misfortune to strike a won several of our boys have been with his automobile not long a sent on account of sickness She did not appear to be inju 7985 elv, and Wm. Wentzel is still Columbus Dau QatobeJL_£6^. but Joe offered to take her t home recovering from an at- I j m &lSf)t, Pauloill, order of hospital. Imagine his surp: :k of pneumonia. SalUe B. Marshall-— urn of Sg400.no —. when she refused, but asked tc Chauncey Gale surely has the 2 jj ; iwenty-Four Hundred and no/100 -Dollars, in full settlement of all r.hi.r,., taken to ap undertaking est izc hound dog. It is only four '•£-_.• \\againstagai THE TIt AVE / ERS INSURANCE COMPANY on account of Ctrtifieati lishment, which she designa uiths old but when Chauncey No. 1033. issiud on Ou I if -iflillHaLI an C. .Uatshal.liatsMll . undei It happened that she was on way to the undertaking est ces the shot gun the dog hunts C.wuji Polity No., ir-1166 _. ,'.,„„,/ („ .'i'hie Jeffrey Man"feManuXwJlurine luring cCompsny_. . bbits, when he takes the rifle lishment when she was hit To THE TRAVELERS INSURANCE MP.iNY s dog hunts squirrels, and the Hnrl/ord. CoWUttieut Gee's machine and she wishee f i AlUKUAi morning, Uctober Z8, dawned auspiciously. One of pulling the entire husk from the stalk. Mike Hacttel was act ^^ those ideal early autumn mornings that brace and make you seen taking a drink of water from the proffered bucket and tingle to get out in the great out-of-doors. An air of impatience new-made cider all around him for the taking. and nervous expectancy prevailed all through the morning. To describe the supper is to say that it was a liberal suppe a bunch of very hungry men. Thanks to Mrs. Beiers and Mrs. R Why? Because just as soon as the noon whistle tooted the and daughter. The supper progressed joyfully and noisily. "gang" were to make a pilgrimage to the rural abode of that well Reeser caused considerable commotion when he dropped some pi known foreman, Farmer Charles F. Beiers, and enjoy a regular he- kin pie on the' table and tried to wipe' the yellow pattern out o man huskin' contest and one of the greatest feeds that mortal man table cloth. To cap the climax and make the day complete and e1 has ever been invited to sit down to. thing, Eel. Weight, George Alexander and "Shorty" Dcllcnb The afternoon passed quickly and gleefully. Jokes were passed were going home from the corn huskin' convention and were wal freely to and fro. George Hayes must have thought himself a elown High Street looking a bit unkempt and unimmaculate, cavalryman when he tried to ride the old white mule out in the corn generally trampish, when a gent steps up to them and hands thei field. Wild howls of laughter went up from the boys when the city- invitation to attend the Mass Meeting of Hoboes at the Machh broke "Barney" Ogle told Bob Evans to peal the corn instead of Hall. October 29, 1922. HAVE YOU A LITTLE < D. LEVIN, our chief engineer of the mining divi- that hold sway during our night season. Possibly the owls N ^ sion, and his wife and daughter visited their home wear smoked glasses between 7:00 P. M. and 5:00 A. M. land last summer and brought back the interesting The picture at the left shows a scene along the lake pictures of Sweden which are shown in our center pages. front on the farm of Mr. Levin's brother in Sweden. The The story he has prepared for readers of Jeffrey Service is picture at the right shows a view taken from the same farm. extremely interesting. We are unusually fortunate in getting Mr. Levin's daughter and niece (the smaller girl) are shown them for our publication. It would be a delight for our in this picture. backyard gardeners, who try to gain daylight by moving Of course all loyal Ohio folks are proud of the Ohio the clocks up an hour, to live in Sweden where it is only State Stadium which the Michigan team helped to dedicate, dark for about a half hour at midnight. It would not be to but the people of Sweden also have a beautiful stadium. the fancy of our holdup men, though, or our burglars, park This stadium, shown in the center picture, was built for the spooners, moonlight waltzers, owls, torn cats and others 1912 Olympic games and seats 25,000 people. Stadium in Sweden for Olympic Games You miss a treat if you neglect to read page (Obligatory By Faye Strode, Employment Office My poetry, it seems to be, f- ^ Enough worthwhile that even he Who criticises or commends, Has asked me now to try again. But what to write, I do declare It almost drives me to despair, Yet all around me things I see That interest both you and me. Flowers, trees, and birds and bees And other wonders such as these, •--v That far surpass the work of• man And are too great to understand. To be alive, to work and strive In order that we may arrive Within the kingdom of our dreams Is to us all a gift supreme. I'm near the end, and now contend The right to lay aside my pen. But mav I say ere this is done A MERRY CHRISTMAS, every one? HE SEEMS PLEASED ALL READY TO WORK Robert Green Hoisington, son orman, 8 years old, and Raymond, JOHN TOM "HITS THE ROAD" FOR HIS VACATION Roger Hoisington, craneman in Dept ;ars old, sons of Alvin Schneider of Traveling 1058 miles in his Dodge Touring Car our John Tom of the Chain seems pleased about something. ] t. 18, have their working clothes on Engineering Dept., enjoyed a week's vacation which he spent on the roads of dently it is because his dad and mo are ready to tackle any job. It Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana and southern Illinois. With Mr. Tom was his wife, his have promised him a shotgun or bull Id be safe to say that they would 77-year-old uncle, Wells Tom, and his sister, Mrs. Thorpe. They had just about for Christmas. It won't be long i eciate the job of clearing all the completed their 800th mile when KA-BLOOEY!—a tire blew out. John just lit Robert is running all over the neigh off the pantry shelf or of emptying another stogie, got out and put a jack under the bus, and by chewing unusually hood, for we know he is going to s cookie crock. They are fine look- lots of pep when he gets started. H boys, Alvin, and we don't blame you just about a year old. being proud of them. FOUNDRY SPARKS TOOL DEPT. TALK By Pond and Drone, Depts. 23 anc By D. W. Miller, Dept. 9 The fish had to starve for a i Dvery time Uda Schall looks at days, for several of the boys g watch he says, "what time is the "cotton tails" a run for tl Newt?" lives. We had the promise Jda is almost a child again, no enough rabbits for a big "ral r, no teeth. supper." L1 Morris is having an enforced Mr. Sands has developed i :ation. Al was struck by an a real "football bug." In omobile as he stepped off a other year I suppose he will set car a few days ago and is following the team to dist •sing some bad cuts and lands. lises. Karl Schwab and Harry "W Torest Drake started out the smith are running a close r UT night to find The Swan for bowling honors on the F ckle Club, and after driving duction team. At the last jut 40 miles in all directions count they had tied each ot i failing to locate said club he with the high score of 105. urned and went to market, and Fred Hingst was away for s light two pounds of brains. eral days owing to the death en he went home and had a his mother. He has the deer art lunch. Better have had the sympathy of every employee litis early in the evening. this department. ake. Daniel McShane, who for < \sk Charles Holstein what Joe eral years was an employee ve him that $5.00 for. Then Dept. 27, was called by death I; run as if the dam had burst! November 7th. He had m Dur friend Julius Toth stalled ^Vr^WMArTT/,?^^ friends around the plant \ i machine on the street car were very sorry to learn of ick the other day. When the hard on his nicotine pacifier he repaired the damage without shocking the occupants death, for he had worked v )torman kept ringing the bell of the car. This one blowout was the only trouble encountered on the trip. many of them here for quit John stopped in Terre Haute long enough to telephone to our Virgil Meister. bus got excited and turned to "Say, can you deliver a 35-B Mining Machine today?", came a voice over Meister's while, until about a year or e motorman and said, "stop phone. Meister, not knowing that it was John Tom, answered in his sweetest tone, ago. iging dot bell or I make you "Yes sir, we have one ready for you." It didn't take Meister long to learn that Walter Kelling has lowered it a half day." some "kidder" was on the other end of the line, and he was glad to swap "hewdy- dos" with someone from the home plant. market on walnuts for he The top photo shows a picturesque home of the early-day type but Tom was been hauling them in for sc Christmas comes with this afraid to approach any nearer to it, for the folks in "Kaintuck" are rather em time. Hold to them, boys, the antli and may we all get a phatic in ordering strangers off their premises. The center picture is of Tom Tag- make good eating this winter ,', TJ„..«1 ;„ \X7oe,. ti,Aon Tr,a Tt i= =nmMim« r-alleH thp Mnntp Carlo nf sort of reserve it for special days the hopeless non-imaginativ Published Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey and occasions. They find that in low who said the flying ma our struggles we are more anx has no commercial future? Manufacturing Company ious sometimes to receive than to As for us we know that v Published in the interesl of the whole Jeffrey Organization, factory, Office give, that we are not always con a comparatively short tim and Field. Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. cerned about the welfare of the our pleasure travel will he Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested (ither fellow. In place of wishing the air. It will be only a from all employees in any department of the service. others every day a happy day we years until we shall look W. A. GRIEVES Editor-in-Chief seem to be doing the opposite. our automobiles for pie; E. A. WANNER Editor What could possibly result from travel as being as obsolete a ASSOCIATE EDITORS all this except that they become now consider the old stage c C. C. Miller M. A Smith W. A. Grieves E. A. Wanner F. (). Peterson R. F. Buscher careless and do likewise? Within a year or two most o Vernon Art E. C. Home. Western Editor Oh, what a wonderful world mail will go by air. Trains STAFF ARTISTS be too slow. Europe will Harold Hess Henry Ruhwedel Lawrence Gilbert our children would have to live Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner in. if beginning this Christmas be only two days from our STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE day each one of us would con Round-the-world trips will e BY DEPA RTMENTS Dept. Dept. sider every day a Christmas day ually be only a matter of a R. A. Stevenson 3 M iss Wigginton Stenographers and go about in the spirit of weeks. The radio has brougl 7,. Gilbert 5 Ben W. Gray Time Dipt. Asa Weatherby 7 Carl Warner Cost Dept. Santa Claus, the spirit of Christ, parts of the world within a I). W. Miller 9 Miss Reynolds Adv. Dept. and do our best towards estab moments from our firesides, Miss Bailey, Chain 10 H. A. Flanagan Pricing I )< p' Miss McCioskev. Mining 10 Miss Berlew Accounting Depl lishing peace and good will world will be entirely new ch (). W. Evans 11 E. G. Holzbacher Order Dept. the next generation. Talk a W. A. Leonard 14 11. E. Eichorn Pipe Simp among men. R. Russel 17 I.. II. McReynolds Stores Office opportuities being better in Tohn Zeier 18 Jerry Clifford Laboratory W. E. Pettitt 20 Bern Claprood Special Cor. A Month to Prepare days of our fathers! Why John Graham Special Cor. O. Snouffer 22 E have' thirty days to have only begun to see the i Pond & Drone 23 and 27 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. Earl Stroup 31 Carl Wallwork Special Cor. think about ourselves of a better world within this L. ('. Mertens 41 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. W Rufus Robson 43 Fay Strode Special Cor. for 1923. How shall we only one we know. How R. A. Curtiss 45 George Neyman Special Cor. open are our minds, how cle Win. Kintner 53 Harry Rowe Special Cor. approach it? Shall it be with the Harold Schrock Mali. Fdry. Robert Beaver Special Cor. punch of the optimist or the our vision, how keen, how e Bert J. Laws Cafeteria John Davis Special Cor. Karl Webster Chain Eng. N. D. Levin Special Cor. lethargy of the pessimist? Will shall we be to make 1923 it be with the spirit of the chap great big year—the beginniii with whom we talked yesterday a bigger and better self—a hi Children Become Santa Clauses thoughtful and good to them. who painted a glowing picture and grander world? WAY up in the Northland Does it spoil the spirit of Christ A amid snow and ice, there mas for them? Indeed not! For H- lives a jolly old fellow a beautiful and marvelous miracle called Santa Claus. He toils takes place. They are filled to away every day making dolls and overflowing with this same spirit wagons, skates and cradles, mit and they themselves immediately tens and boots and everything want to become a Santa Claus that the kiddies like. Howmagnili- to others. rently they are painted and decor Formerly they could only ex n nnt look at tlir ated, or how soft and warm they perience and recognize that which UHjtumug, but at could be pictured to them as real E feel; everything possible done by willing and gentle hands to de living beings. Now the fuller tlj? ultimate mu, that light the little ones. life has been unfolded unto them And then when he has a great and they come to know that ta uilitrh hi? all Inok big supply made up and is bub there is a soul within their bodies. bling over with love and good This soul looks out through their fnrutaru, BntttBB anu cheer, and has a merry twinkle in eyes, hears with their ears, (Emtt?utm?nt. his eye, he just must make a speaks with their lips, works with their hands and mingles journey out over the world to JOHN GRAHAM, Field Service Dept. spread happiness everywhere. among others by the aid of their This is the Santa the little tots feet. All these are controlled know, and he is a real one, too. from within and should work to He is good and kind and true and gether to serve some purpose. he wants others to be that way, The Christmas spirit tells them a and so all the little children must that they are to be used to make be good if he is to pay them a others happy and help lighten IT'S A GOOD HABIT TO HAVE visit and leave his gifts. the burdens of the unfortunate. By Robert Beaver, Dept. 20 To the child mind how could Thus they are given the highest Be careful to obey Safety Signs. Safety devices are of 1 the Christ spirit be better per and most worthy type of Chris value unless maintained and used as they are intended. The fai sonified, for is it not true that He tian ideals to start their young on the part of employees to obey safety rules endangers not c came to bring joy to the world lives. They are made to feel and their own lives, but also those of their fellow workmen. just as the angels sang to the experience first the happiness of If you are making an opening, or remove the cover from shepherds of old as they were receiving, and then the greater opening, in a floor, ground, valve pit or sewer, guard the opening tending their flocks by night, joy of giving. no one can fall into it. "Peace on earth, Good will to This only lasts for a compara "Team work." every man interested and helping, will do m wards men"? tively short time for another than anything else to prevent accidents. But the time comes when the change conies. As they grow A man applied for a job and after the usual examinations i child begins to realize that the older they find that you and I, asked, "Have you any habits?" "Yes" he answered, "just one." real Santa Claus is daddy and the only earthly teachers thev "What's that?", he was asked. /HUb WHU ANDY GUMP APPOINTS and it so happened that Pop had W nu o vv i iv SECRETARY some fine specimens of roses in a By Kataryn MeCloslcey, Mng. Prod. Dept. vase on his desk from his flower Here's luck to George Dyer, bed. One of the young ladies who will assume his new con happened to glance at Pop and gressional duties in the Spring. his roses and she exclaimed, "Oh! Of course you know George has look at the beautiful roses the old been appointed as Andy Gump's gentleman has!" But we are in private secretary. He looks after clined to think she did not take Andy's collars. a very good look at Pop. Carl Harlor says he had put Mr. McLaughlin of the Chain in his name for Tony Aquilla's Production Dept. is thinking of job, so that he will be a little taking a trip to New York to see closer to the football squad. how the election went. When Bill Freest arrived at the It was lucky for our Bob Har State-Michigan game he was sure ris that we have a store in this given a warm reception, but due vicinity where you can buy wear to the presence of his lady friend ing apparel, or you might have he did not answer the greeting in seen Bob going home in a barrel. the usual way. "Yea, Willie?" During a little scrimmage the JOHN HENRY WALLACE We have often wondered how- other night among the Produc DAV1D HARRY T1LLEY Department 23 Air. Jost received the title of tion Dept. fellows Irving Hobart Department 19 "Pop" as a prefix to his name, lost his mustache. Page Howard OMATOES? Why man, but we believe we have found the Thorne. AVID (Dave) Harry Tib I have the finest toma first saw the light of el T toes in the North End. D on September 21st, 1876, ue of them are as big as MISSES CHAPLIN COMEDY BUT HAS A PLEASANT Des Moines, Iowa; moving npkins and—etc.", thus speaks Columbus at the age of six yea n Wallace, moleler extraordi- SURPRISE By Miss Davis, Jeffrey Hospital After graduating from the gra y of the Iron Foundry. John mar schools he entered an ; a fine gardener and enjoys Mrs. Rhoades of the Jeffrey Hospital Staff had a birthday on October 24th. It was her intention to celebrate it by eating dinner prenticeship of four years, lea -king with the hoe and the ing the machinist trade at the i e. with several friends and then going to a nearby moving picture theater to see Charlie Chaplin throw several dozen cream pies, beat Columbus Machine Compa mother one of his hobbies is up on a cop, and go through the usual Chaplin contortions. Leaving there he was emplo\ thread a hook with a night However, when she came downstairs she found the hallway clut for six months at the New; wler and then dangle it off the Machine Company and then iks of the Scioto River up at tered up with a group of her Jeffrey friends who were shouting "Surprise, surprise!", and "When do we eat?" In the group were entered the employ of the Jeffi Storage Dam. However, it Miss Rachel Kidwell, Miss Adamson, Miss Fields, Mrs. Davis, Miss Manufacturing Co. twenty-set been many years since he Wilson, Miss Rachel Long, Mrs. Hornbeck, Miss Strider, Miss years ago, taking up bench w< :d a skillet with the result of Davis, and Mr. and Mrs. Claude Rhoades. After order was restored in Dept. 22. catch, In June, 1897, he was uni ohn will be 38 years old on the group prepared a splendid dinner, which they had brought along with them, and then feasting was in order. Not until the fried in marriage to Miss Fran first of next February. Co- chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, baked beans, olives and all the Rowley, with whom he ce lbus is his birthplace and this brated their silver annivers: T has suited him so well that, other trimmings down to ice cream and coffee were consumed did last June. Jrovidence permits, he will re the feasters lay down their knives, forks and spoons. in here 38 years longer. After Dave is an authority on ci shing the grammar grades in bage, and any time during ool his father wanted him to START WITH TWO CENTS THE FIRST WEEK AND winter the latch string is alw; to high school but John out at 672 South Champion A cteel to go to work. He Receive $25.50 for Christmas for any devotees of the elus rked at the Wolfe Shoe Co. fifteen-two, fifteen-four game. six months. In 1900 he be- SHOPPING NEXT YEAR Dave is also an inveter 1 working in our Iron Foun- reader; anything printed from ', where his father also works. The Jeffrey Christmas Savings Club offers you six plans of Almanac to the Congressio st two years ago this month savings. The first plan begins with a payment of two cents on the Record is his meat. m's father, Dick Wallace, was first week; the payments increasing two cents each week until a pay Anything you want to kit itten up in these columns, ment of one dollar is made on the last week. The second is the same about shafting or anything t in 1918 John married Gertrude as the first except that you begin with a one-dollar payment and pertains thereto just ask "Dat luffman, and two boys, Jack decrease the amount two cents each week until the final payment of he knows. a Harry, help to make a happy two cents is made. In both of these plans you deposit a total of If you'll notice where he i nily which resides at 51 West $25.50, which you will receive next December, plus 4% interest, in born you'll know why he roo ne Ave. time to do your Christmas shopping. The third plan begins with for Iowa to beat "State" wl John belongs to the Methodist five cents and increases to $2.50; the total deposited being $63.75. they met. )iscopal Church, Humboldt The fourth plan is simply a reversal of the third plan. Dave is a member of Trii idge of Masons, A. I. U., The A twenty-five-cent deposit each week is the fifth plan, and the Episcopal Church and the Jeff igles, Jeffrey Twenty Year next plan is a fifty-cent deposit each week, with total payments of Twenty Year Service Club. ub, Building and Loan Asso- $12.50 and $25.00 respectively. ition and Mutual Aid Associa- Are you interested in such a Christmas Fund? England wants to be can Apply at the cashier's window for a folder showing these differ- about their Bonar Law. We h The first photo shows harbor facilities in Gottenburg. The next one shows the Opera House in Sweden. The center pictu :1E King of the Mongolian race that live T^dom of on their reindeer herds. Sweden is Brought to C Swe el e n The climate of Sweden is re as an undivided markably mild, although the One of the Oldest < whole, is about country is as far north as Alaska, 1200 years old, Greenland and Siberia. The Gulf By N. D. and older than Stream with its hot waters any other ex sweeps across the Atlantic along isting State in the coast of the Scandinavian kept up than anywhere else' in best iron and steel. There Europe. It is Peninsula, and warms the air. If Europe. The scenery in "Norr- about 100 steel works for si probable that it were not for the Gulf Stream, land" is said to be equal to the ing and refining the ore, and the ancestors Sweden would be as cold and as Alps; mountain tops as high as tories of every description of the present inhospitable as Labrador. 7000 feet; lakes, rivers, water turning out finished prod N. D. LEVIN Swedes inhab The Sun Never Sets in Northern falls, enormous pine forests, rein Anything in the way of ma> ited the coun Sweden deer herds; Laps with their port ery and tools can be man try as long as 15,000 years ago; On account of its northern po able elwellings called "Cota," tured, from an ocean stean it is certain that they did so some sition, the sun never sets in the similar to those of the North 5000 years ago, a longer period northern part of Sweden, and American Indians, make up the This nhoto shows Mr. than any other European nation even in the Southern end it does scenery. The workmen in the pictu can look back upon in its present not get dark enough to prevent The forest industries and the territory, with the exception of one from seeing to read at any branches of production based on their kindred race in Denmark. time, except, perhaps, for about working up forest products rep Sweden is about 1000 miles half an hour at midnight. This resent the backbone of the eco long, or as long as the distance Summer light in conjunction nomical life in Sweden today. from Chicago to New York, and with the mildness of the climate, The northern part of Sweden 300 miles wide, about the distance has an extraordinary effect on corresponding to two-thirds of from Columbus to Chicago. It animal and plant life. For in its entire area, forms a continu is one of the largest countries in stance, I have seen no such ous forest tract. Sweden exports Europe, but nevertheless it has abundance and variety of wild timber and wooel products to only a population of somewhat flowers in any of the countries many parts of the world, Great over six million people. The that I have visited, as in Sweden. Britain being the largest buyer. reason for this small population One can pick a bouquet any Next to the United States of is not the climate, which is very where along the roadside that America, Sweden is the greatest desirable, but the nature of the looks as though it were made producer of wood pulp. surface of the country. The from rare hothouse plants. The next important industry is northern region comprises moun There are a good many tour that of iron and steel. The out tains and forest land, and is very ists in Sweden in the Summer. put of iron ore in Sweden is sparsely inhabited. All the in- Hotels and restaurants are excel- nraetieallv about 7.500.000 tons 'entral Sweden. Agriculture was in the past, of liquor is handled by the g< the principal industry. This ac eminent and regulated so tl >r Jeffrey Service Readers counts for the small population, citizens of good standing can 1: because only a small part of the w hat they need at a fair price, a l Countries in fiurope surface is fit for farming. 59% of good quality. This syst of the area is covered by forests, works out very well, as is sho ig Division and a large percent is covered by in comparison with the countr lakes. When traveling on a train, on either side that are trying < the smallest tool or instru- buoys for navigation purposes, one can see a lake almost any prohibition. Norway to the We nt. Some of the great indus- etc. Among smaller manufac time during the journey, and and Finland on the East, ; s of the country are based on turing may be noted very high Sweden has the largest lakes in over-run with boot-leggers. 1 edish inventions; for instance, grade cutlery, surgical and scien Europe, with the exception of new State Esthonia has paid arators and other dairying in- tific instruments, gauges, etc.. the Russian lakes. debts and is getting wealthy fr< the proceeds of whiskey snn inients used in every civilized that are produced on a consider The form of government is a mtry, steam turbines, ball able scale. gled into these countries. 1 Constitutional Monarchy. The misuse of alcoholic liquors is rings, automatically - lighting Electro - technical industries King, as I see it, is really a per stand very high. The principal the increase in Norway and F manent President, with a Cabinet land, whereas the Swedish peo the Stadium in Stockholm. buyers arc the other Scandinavian similar to the government in the countries, and Russia before the are growing more temperate E United States. The Parliament industrious. war. has two Chambers. In the first Because of Coal Scarcity Rail Chamber the members are elected There are no illiterates roads are Electrified for a period of eight years, and Sweden; every parish has one There is no coal in Sweden; in the second Chamber for a per more schools financed by their supply is purchased mostly iod of four years. All government State with Junior and Sen from England, but there is an and city officials have permanent classes. abundance of water falls. It is positions, and must be qualified In addition to common instr estimated that there are 6,200,000 for the position before they can tion, a system of Industrial i turbine horse-power available. obtain it, the same as in a private is taught in all public schot The government is rapidly elec business. Under this system called "Swedish Slojd," wlf trifying the railroads and build grafting is unknown, not because aims to combine methodical p] ing hydro-electric stations in the people are more honest than sical work in a rational educati various parts of the country. in certain other countries but In proportion to its populati During my visit last Summer I because it pays better to be hon the country is well provided w was surprised to find that every est than crooked under the laws facilities for higher educati farmer around my old home had and customs of the country. There are High Schools electric light and power. A abundance, two I niversities i waterfall in the neighborhood It Doesn't Pay to Boot-leg Colleges of Medicine, Engine HE annual banquet and get- Neyman's bow tie', and still an his daddy is no mean singer him . r< alize w hei c the lo together meeting of the other was Carl Hayes' black jer self. This was Ned's first ap tides of the Jeffrej ' i T Jeffrey Service staff, the sey. There was a reason for it. pearance before a Jeffrey aud pari of the stocl ol the S employees' publication of the After the feed conies the pleas ience, and we leave him with the room that an i ondii fonei Company, took place on the ing results of the efforts put forth wish that we might hear more goes, for from Carl's int evening of the 14th of Turkey by the entertainment committee. of him in the future. Able as regions there came forth va month at the very much-ban We have had the great pleasure sistance to Ned was rendered by articles such as a knife, queted cafeteria. In spite of the of listening in on Mr. Currie's Miss Allen as his accompanist. spoon, a vinegar cruet, an inclemency of the weather nearly voice before and have found it The fourth number on the pro beater, can opener, strin all the reporters were present gratifying at all times, but this gram was quite the hit of the weiners, a whole banana, a e and eager for the bell to ring for was our first for that truly re evening. Jim Chandler, through several bottles, a snake, a the first bout. The first thing markable voice of Mr. Hess. It a shadowgraph stunt, proceeded of Jeffrey chain, a shaving on the program naturally was the is one that must be heard to be to operate upon Carl Hayes in and brush, also the razor wrestling match with the chicken. appreciated. Mrs. Currie, as ac regular surgical fashion. The other sundry articles. The The eats always come first, of companist for the duet, gave Mr. administering of ether coming geon then cut off one of th course, and to get good eats one Currie and Mr. Hess very credit first, putting the patient to sleep tient's fingers, one hand, the must go to a Jeffrey Banquet. able assistance. Little Catherine was next, and then Jim proceeded and finally the entire head, ii The chicken lost the bout by a Albright and her readings were to work out on him. A tooth as cutting him up unmercifully, large majority. splendid and we would have big as your fist was pulled as a ter all this suspense, and 1 There were two or three things heard some more of them gladly. starter, then a butcher knife, a few of us were' greatly wc that caught the writer's eye as he Her reading, "The Auto Ride," brace and bit and a hatchet was and troubled, the surgeon glanced up and down the length went over nicely. used to get to the inside of the placed those parts that he ha of the spacious and well-loaded Ned McLaughlin gave us quite victim. Then the surgeon pro off and brought the patient tables. The decorations,-of blue a surprise with his wonderful ceeded to lighten Carl's burden to his normal state and and orange, were among the first. voice. After his two selections by taking out the cause of his in struction after a very we'll They were plain, not too much of we can readily foresee that his digestion. We know now why cuted operation. Our susj them, and indeed were pleasing daddy isn't going to have a Carl looked so fat after he fin was over and we could br< to the eye. Another was George chance in another few years, and ished his meal. We also can Continued on next page HOT PRESS NEWS Dept. 45 has some good brainy "Jamie" heats Westerman in with him, in fact, went wild a By Ii. A. Curtiss, Dept. 45 mechanics. If you don't believe one respect, that is, instead of his him. One of them sent hin After the annual get-together it see Lawrence Luckhaupt, as he "young lady across the way" picture the next day from oi feast of the Jeffrey Service staff has just finished a lathe made out "Jamie" has his best girl move the papers saying, "my cave Dept. 45 again comes to life with of an old sewing machine head. next door. Pretty rich, eh? No my cave man!" an item for the Service, R. A. That fellow could make a cornet more owl cars for "Jamie." C. M. Donaldson, our nev Curtiss succeeding Raymond out of a stove pipe. He's clever. The girls of today still like the mature coil winder, was a g Jamison as the Service reporter. Lawrence Newsbaum, one of cave man stuff. Harry Geis, at the Ohio Pen for eight 3 Alary Cooke still dabs a little our new men, came in the other dressed up like a cannibal, took before he came to Jeffrey's. powder on her pretty nose when morning with a smile all over his an old inner tube, pumped it full is a new man otj the job bt a certain individual goes through face. The ^rand old bird, Mr. of air for a club and strolled out is makiiiLT irood and seem nt come trom Deninei tne LONG about Christmas time every man of us, however hard meat for a rabbit sandwich. •n apparently unhurt. and worldly he may proclaim himself, or however enslaved te readings of Virginia A Doone, after being absent for he may be, gets a small tender spot in his heart for children, se McLaughlin were excel- day, comes in the next mornin or just kids, and wants to help somebody fill a few stockings at home and tells us that "where I WJ Her musical reading, or somewhere. And if he be especially susceptible, he wishes he Tiber Island," was very good. yesterday you did not need an might have a romp with some little kid that likes to get into the jam monkey glands to restore- yoi iss Grace Ernest, ably assist- jar in the pantry, pull the cat's tail, and throw rocks at the neighbor's v Miss Hortense Mohr at the youth." Maybe he was drinkin dog, and in general be all that the term 'small boy" implies. Or he Bevo. 3, gave us two beautiful sc may have gentler preferences ans. These artists are al- Heard at the banquet while tl Christmas is above all days a holiday for the children. Its origin surgeon was extracting differei ; welcome. takes us back to the lowly birth of our Master. It commemorates le Editor, Eddie Wanner, articles from the victim of tl the one who by influence and teaching, has done more than all others operation: "I bet he finds a talk on "Who writes JefL for the care and protection of children. It was he who set their Service." He introduced each Ford." innocence and purity as the highest ideal of human perfection when Enters Charles Innis our m; rtcr, so that everyone could He said—"Of such is the Kingdom of Heaven." md know who was doing the gician. who does sleight of har I work for the Service. Mr. tricks and other wonders such ; mer is sure becoming a great the disappearing soap stone, et -dinner speaker, and his line tion in Cincinnati, Ohio, which require table spoons, and some Election and football havir tories and witticisms fit in lasted four days. require shovels. bid us goodbye, and of course a y with his main thought as Miss Wetmore just returned Miss Ferguson almost broke heated arguments being at i rogresses. from a two weeks' vacation; vis her ankle one Sunday afternoon end, it is about time we had oi iting in Delaware, Ohio. when she contemplated a jaunt in heating system completed. Kir DVERTISING ANTICS Miss Marshall seems very un the country to hunt hickory nuts. Winter is just around the corne rene Reynolds, Advertising Dept. decided about whether she-wants Just as she was about to climb Walpole attaches the title >me people think that Jeffrey bobbed hair or not, for one day the tree her foothold gave way. landlord to his name, as he h: ice reporters have a fine she will have it in bobbed style Well, if you want to know what purchased a double house. , get to say what they want and the next day she has a wad happened, the hospital staff can Jenkins has purchased a ne bout anybody, get to go to a twisted around her head, and you give you said information. Ford, anel says that it will mal juet once a year, have a big would never know but what it Don't forget, just 24 more days a speed of 82 miles per week t and a very interesting pro- really belonged to her. That's until Christmas. a day. This lowers the spe< 11 arranged to entertain them. the way with these young flap record in forty three. pers; they don't know what they 11 admit it's nice to be a re- TOSSING HOT RIVETS As the election did not favi want. er and we appreciate the By R. C. Robson, Dept. !,.', the liejuor question we can't u tesy extended us, but just The only exciting thing to tell Bill Ditschle, after going with derstand why John Alexancl n we begin to feel that we are about Dorothy this month is that out anything to eat for a week did not take his vacation in Yi they have a new parlor suite, of main support of the wheel, (preparing for the Service ban ginia. O well, what's the u overstuffed velour, and Dot says Eddie-tor gets up and gives quet), gets an eleventh-hour call when you can buy it here? g long speech, which in other that the davenport is just won and could not attend. Poor Bill, Robson is taking lessons Is is just a grand bawling derful. Why the davenport, Dot? \\e can picture him in a beanery blowing a police whistle. He and at the end of the evening We had to tell Faye, during eating hot dogs while the chicken going to join the police force, :eel like we are not even one the Service Reporters' food-grab and trimmings were disappearing seems, or perhaps he is imitatii :e in the wheel. But we'll try bing contest, that the different from our own plate. a steamboat. It sounds more lil n, Eddie. (Don't cry, little sized spoons on the table were It will take us until Santa Claus a baby bluejay with laryngit don't cry!) for the different sized mouths. time to eat all the rabbits that Well, anyhow the noise in t' r. Mahoney attended the Di- Some require teaspoons, some were shot in Fortv Three the dav shop drowns out most of it. Mail Advertising Conven- THE BEGINNING OF A WONDERFUL SURGICAL FEAT Dr. Jack Means may (is well throw away his saws and knives now Jim Chandler of the Mining Eng. Dept., surgeon extraordinary, and his patient, Carl Hayes of the Advertising Dept., gave the Edi torial Staff a delightful shadowgraph stunt during the recent ban ed McLaughlin is a slide trombonist quet. They performed behind a sheet which had a bright light back Virginia Louise, the pretty daugh he Boy Scout Band, but he is also of it which causes the moving shadows to appear on the screen. of F. M. McLaughlin of the Product: ripnl ViplnpH rn ^ntprtain the. TofFi By H. /•,'. Eichorn, Pipe Shop good pie, but it has the toughest this one beats them all, to Florida ernor elected, that the state What ye sow that shall ye also crust that ever I bit into." This and hack in 36 hours. It's a won go wet, and that we have reap. If ye soweth the wind then crust affected his vision to sue! der the wind didn't blow your much longer summer than ye shall reap the whirlwind. So an extent that he was unable to ears off, Mac. It might be a good sugg be it then. One day this week lit a target two feet in diameter On the 29th of October the here, in lieu of the expectei 7408 sounded the alarm and a at a distance of 125 ft. at the nexl stork visited Mr. and Mrs. Beaver weather and the heavy s l strong masculine voice called for meeting. and left a 9 /2 pound baby boy. that they move the Hon Herbert Hackbarth. He was Bill Thomas of Dep. 21 thinks Mrs. Beaver had to bean Bob Courts to a warmer climal paged by one with a loud sonor he lias the smartest six-year-old with the rolling pin to keep him it's going to be hard to ous voice from the power plant. boy. The other night Bill went from bringing it to work with with overcoats on. We Herb answered the call which home and found Howell crying. him the following morning. Con that Salisbury and Petersoi proved to be from one of his old He inquired, "What is the trou gratulations! already put on their glov Lone Street friends, who said ble, Howell?" Sobbingly Howell We wish to extend to Fred that they won't get their f Hawks, our co-worker, our sym cold, and to keep the shoes ' pathy in the loss of his mother. Herb Taylor has been Autltutty p. i^obts Oscar Bowman is not only a bitten by the Radio Bug ar wizard belt man but a genius at installed a set in his home, Anthony P. Hodes had worked for the getting a certain young lady of has already gotten in toiler Jeffrey Company intermittently for about this department to bring him some few local stations and 14 years. He first worked for the com cake. He has been fed so much that are far distant; the le pany on March 9, 1903, in the Pattern cake by this party that his weight one he got after he had hi Shop. Just recently he returned to work as a pattern-maker but two weeks later, on October 30, he died in his home at 99 (krnrup 13. WatkuiK S. 17th Street from organic heart trouble. His widow, Mrs. Jennie Hodes, and George W. Watkins, formerly of Dept. daughter, Mrs. L. A. Roberts, survive 14 G, departed from this life on October him. Their 26-year-old son died just last twenty-third, nineteen hundred twenty- June. two. He had been ill for two weeks or For the next few months Mrs. Hodes more, hut on the above date he became will reside at 1171 Franklin Park South. so ill that he was removed from his work Mr. Hodes was the fourth Jeffrey employee to die in the month (the wheel room, 14 G) to the Jeffrey of October, all of the deaths occurring within a period of eight daj s. Hospital and thence to his home, where he died a few hours later. He was born in Middleport, Ohio, on Dec. 4th, 1894, his parents moving to that he was speaking for his told his father that his pet dog Columbus one year later. George had brother, who was loading a car was killed by an automobile. He been a resident of Columbus ever since. of junk for Buffalo, and that he- kept crying all evening. Finally He spent the last five years and eight months of his life with lacked about 1900 pounds of hav Bill said, "Howell, quit your cry Jeffrey Manufacturing Company. ing a car load. He wanted to get ing; you cried more about your He owned a nice home at 1069 N. Fourth St., where he was a car load, so the railroad would dog being dead than I did when happy with his wife and three children. A large part of his make him a cheaper rate. He told one of my relatives died." How time was spent working around his home to make things pie Herb that he would take all his ell said, "yes, but you didn't and desirable. In addition to his wife and children he is sur cares and troubles off of his mind raise your relatives from a pup." by his parents, three brothers, four sisters, and a host of friend* by giving him 2y2 cents a pound for his Ford, which was y2 cent THE BOY HAS SPEED better than the market price. By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 Herb says he would give a Lawrence Mclntyre got the in the last three weeks has in tery installed and attached, good deal to know who played wandering blues and announced creased approximately 8 pounds. of the most important sta that joke on him. Jake says it that if he was not here on Friday Bring on some more cake, will that he has conneceel with certainly pays to advertise. morning that the world would you, Jessie? Please. K.D.X.; E.M.F.; L.U.X.; F. Just before hunting season know that he had gone to Flor P.D.Q.; C.O.D.; B.V.D.; N. Ralph Crossley of the Paint Shop ida. Friday morning, Mclntyre STORES OFFICE SCRAP C.D.M.; S.O.S.; T.I.Z.; organized a hunting party. In was absent, and he was absent on PILE A.D.S. Herb says that a '. order that they might become Saturday so the boys thought he By L. H. McReynolds is not complete without a I more proficient they established a had gone to Florida. When the Our slogan this month is "A and that even a child can op rule that on Saturday of each roll was called on Monday "Mac" Better Service." It is yours; one. Later on we expect to that Herb is putting them o week they would sojourn to the answered "present." We are Will you can make it what vou will. rendezvous of Charles A. Wolfe market. Send no money. and practice shooting. The or John Glackin gathered ys TOftR ganizer, Mr. Crossley, never at Columbus X>afc—Mtpfror 2B. 1982. bunch of cabbage leaves and tended any of these meetings and !9t ftigfjt, Pay to the order of his annual trip to Buckeye the members wondered whether J.aoa Wattliyj-- thf sum of $Z000iO0_—jr=r=. and vicinity for the rabbit se his neglect was due to business, No doubt John will have . _2lS_ihsuflJ!&4_9a4jjp/10O Dollars, in full settlement of all claim, carelessness, or of being ashamed hanging all over the office aauinit THE TRAVELERS 1NSI TRANCE COMPANY OH orcount of Certificate of his marksmanship. his return. George Selbach No.l&BO— issued on llie life a/_Sesrge JlatJOE* under The country and the great out with him and we suppose tha Group Policy No.3~*-lM is sued to The Jaffrey JJamifao luring ?o. doors have certainly encourageel rabbits were scared to deat To THE TRAVELERS INSURANCE COUP. drugged in some maimer. the appetite of Carl Strickler. Hartjmd, Citncrhrul One day recently the boys of the Paint Shop purchased a pie. Guess ro;d won't be roal keeping with our policy of Help Select a Becoming Soup Strainer for Mac Club, as they felt that they will ating any ill will and mal have to sing as never before tc lard our honorable publica- "Let your mustache grow until January' 1st"—That was the bet, pull the Old Party across once we, the Editorial Board, McLaughlin on Carmi Thompson, and Salisbury on Vic Donahey. more. unanimously to appease our Therefore McLaughlin is now on the lookout for something becom Old Stuff, Albert litician and Rooster Club ing, such as a Kaiser Wilhelm, a Coseo, or a John Daniels. Of course Foxy Al Salisbury, the presi lent, P. W. Hammond, by it was stipulated that a "Hewitson" would not count. dent of the Bowling League, es I him pose as Santa Claus A vigilance "watch 'em grow" committee has been appointed. tablishes an alibi on Tuesdays s workshop, for our De- if he feels a real rotten streak ;r front cover, hoping coming on. On a recent Tuesday more than any of the rest— seven suits of clothes and find ;t hope that the whiskers he wore bandages on his thumb namely, Grandpa. that he has moved. lake-up would cover up all and bowling finger. He had a "Guilty, Your Honor!" r previous objections. Recent Fiction good hunch, too, as he bowled We believe in being charitable er the above formal action "They'll never fill the stadium," 106 the first game and his team to our poor unfortunate brothers Editorial Board we figured Fred Diehl. lost by 7 pins. who have police records. Harry everything was lovely, but Woods are Full of 'Em Then We'd Wallop Michigan DeBruin was tagged again for the doggone Art Dept. ob- One of our honorable consti After listening to Bob Lucas lack of a tail light, although his ) Phil's style of architecture tuents bewailed the fact that our carry on at a football game, we alibi was that a friend had his English, by the way) and own C. W. Miller was not elected just wondered if it could be ar car at the time. (Tell it to the pick out McLaughlin, who to the office of County Commis ranged to have Wilce come over judge.) ubt suggested that he ought sioner at the last election. Inci here and help out, while Bob Too Late eating a turkey or fried dentally the other C. W. Miller slipped over and taught the Ohic If Coach Wilce would only 'ii while the picture was be- was on the Democratic ticket. State team a few of the real have listened to Bob Lucas and ken. superfine points we've heard him Montgomery??? Rushing Knights and Castles Luck Is With Us mention. Page Wayne Wheeler Jimmy Chandler, the originator t as the campaign, waged That's An Old Alibi, Doc Charley Miller stated that at of the Chandler theory of eleva ic better element of the And it came to pass that a cer the recent election in Upper Ar tion in horseshoe pitching, has rial Board, to keep every- tain young doctor, named Russell lington the only way they could taken up chess to keep him in Jeffrey clean and whole- Means, who swabs eyes, ears, vote was wet and for County and condition during the winter began to show results, noses and throats in our Jeffrey State Officials. months. Ruppersberg had to bring hospital, attempted to gain favor Turn About is Fair How 'Bout Some Megaphones? lot of magazines for the in his wife's eyes in this manner. It'll be a good joke on those Merrill McLaughlin mentioned, in the cafeteria, a la Phy- He invested two shining silver house-breakers this winter when confidentially, that flannel chest Culture. If this reading dollars in a beribboned box ot they come back to Bill Grieves' protectors and cough syrup were r is not properly censored candy which he placed in tlu old home for another haul of passed out at the Republican Glee II no doubt bring in all of rear seat of the auto wagon of a ack copies of the Police friend with whom he had been te. ANOTHER DEPARTMENT COMES BACK riding. And it happened that in Speak Up, Fred By Earl Strovp, Dept. 31 his haste to catch a street car he don't like a controversy This department needs no in help anyone. Take notice. left the candy in the friend's ma if Fred Sands' recently- troduction; just a little tuning Miss Mary Watson is back in chine'. Arriving at his home the 1 dog roast was such an in- up (radio slang) is required. the office after an absence of better half of the family regis t affair, why was the clan "Al" McClary and "Pop" three years. tered keen dissappointment upon ided after the first meeting seeing her spouse enter their Ehret are still the able steersmen W. Cox: "Are you the man why do the women mem- of this department. who is dismantling this domicile empty handed. To date iream of jails? New faces in this department chine?" ma- he has not been able, with his Usually Is that Way A. B. and M. D. degrees, to con are: H. Neyman, M. Leukart, Whelan: "Oh, no; I'm only iat a wonderful. sweet, Wm. Whelan, Wm. Harmson, tearing it down." vince the big boss that he had : and happy baby girl Wal- E. Brown, A. Blakesly and J. The writer was deeply criti ever purchased any candy. Sauroth has, and what a Foreman. cised about his ability as a black It's Not a Lizzie! ng it is that she resembles L. Ouston is back on the job berry picker, but just wait until Ralph has a late 1922 model lother so closely. again after a vacation on his the next Service. Several of the Ford. It is not called a "Lizzie," Ain't It Wonderful farm. Goodbye pigs and ducks! boys are going rabbit hunting in fact it is not that kind of a D. Ford has one more ac- Blakesly is a much better and I am sure they will cheerfully Ford; nor is it a "Henry." No lishment to add to his al- pedestrian after his stay in bed submit a nice story. sir. this new Ford is called John long list, baseball umpire. due to being rolled and mauled Ed. Note—For goodness sake, Charles Ford. He arrived on r\„i~Unr "JfWl 1 :„i I Or/ JbHr7^5Ri30C, RfSD 8F)ILCY OISCOV^CR TH£Y WCRE. on The. VAjRorNc 5Tt?eeTI If^fSY BfeoiAJfN OF TH£ ] "line. Dept 3 /z Pounos y^w BOY . , x x Pur R pipe GET HIS ucfifNse ^v the Christmas Brighten your Spirit Holidays -E THE CLOCK TICKS on the job again. We are glae 3y B. W. Gray. Time Dcpt. to see you back again, "Wes." S department was deeply Judging from the latest report; ned on October 23rd when Tobe Reams' bachelorhood day; arned of the death of Mr. will soon be over. Watch youi uill. He had worked with step, Tobe, and save up somt r many years and we felt, dimes for the stoggies. Our puf his friends must feel, that fers are all set! id lost a real friend indeed, Andrew Fischer wants to know the olel it might be Merry, if Constantinople is a ruler ovei r Christmas; and to the in the old country. He had bettei j it might be Marry Mary ask Miss Cynthia Gray. tmas. William "Bill" Miller is a greai ; Indians painted their faces singer; sings all of the latesi .MI- time, and some of the songs, including "Old Black Joe,' of today are following in "In the Good Old Summer footsteps—although for dif- Time," and many others. In fact reasons. he has an unlimited supply. Bil! at is it that makes a man said he would like to sing in the lighted pipe in his pocket Cafeteria some dayr at noon but orget all about it until he wouldn't do so without an invita the warmth or some one tion. We move to extend him im afire and tells him about an invitation. Bill told some oi Ve don't know what it is, the boys what kind of a singer he k Mr. Brown—he knows. is but they have forgotten Serp and Mr. Hustey are whether he said bar-i-tone, bare- len in this department, and tone, or bar-room-tone. Which is sh them well. it, Bill? Mr. Holden (transferred from must have hit Mr. Close in the Dept. 45) is back with us again neck, for he was all stirred up and we are mighty glad. He for a minute about the open win worked on the "time" several dow until he turned arounel and years ago. saw the cause. Some draught! ,Mr. Close is no fresh-air fiend. COWBOY CHARLIE The minute a window is opened MISSING (CHAIN) LINKS THE DALYE FAMILY es Gardner, Jr., whose father he knows it. The other day one By Leo Mertens, Dcpt. 1,1 Sirnan Dalye of Dept. 23 has an in- n Dept. 23, is eight years old and of the boys back of him was put Newcomers in this department t resting family. Baby Pauline is now playing cowboy and Indian and ting on his coat and the air are: Walter Deering and Henry about four months old. Steve is two lg things up in general. Some of yeers old and full of life, and Sylvia is dest recollections are of the days caused from swinging the coat Faulkner. Wesley Baker is back seven years old. These three youngsters /e borrowed mother's clothesline keep Mrs. Dalye busy from the time they : a lasso and then hurled the noose awake until they are back in bed again. inary creatures. Henry Fisher hael a wonderful Meadors went down town dream the other night. He while the other afternoon dreamed that Ohio went wet by a len he returned it looked to large majority. Cheer up, "Hen," if he was about to start in mebbe some day your dream will dumbing business. We come true. 1 since that he was just Yes siree, more'n one rabbit plans to have city water has a bump on its head or a hole f course bath and every- THEY'RE LUCKY BOYS through its ear caused by some FTER ten weeks ot bowl ing it looks as though no HlRAM^ Yost, rolling a "blind" on A one team can walk away "Fox HUNT" 14th rolled a single game o with the leadership of our Bowl POND This game was remarkable ing League. Al present the Depty considering that the men Stores and Electrical teams are' hated in rolling a frame in a tie for first, with the Cost none of them has an avera team trailing closely. After 160. leading the League for eight ".Mickey" McReynolds, "] weeks the Electrical team went Leifield, McFarland anel into a slump, and with some nice have been doing some good howling by the Stores team, re ing of late, and are pickir linquished their hold on first their averages considerably, place to the latter for one week. "Jerry" Taylor simply c and then went into a tie on No get used to calling the pii vember 14th. What the next few- their numbers. "Bob" Rol: weeks will bring is merely a **9 must be figuring on making guess. The Electricals will have ZA- KptRfvr FooTeoee football team, as he has to come out of their slump or the FfiN practicing his kicks with z Stores team and possibly others IS ^iRPiro pidor. are liable to jump ahead of them. JiHne. -;' "Bill" Bleucher has pro The Cost team, taking every ad to sing "The Little Brown vantage of their handicap, have George Selbach bowled one effort for the three games result for us some evening after turned in some good games and night with the Stores team and ing in a total of 610. Bayard ing is finished. Don't forge are to be watched closely by the' gave the boys a neat lesson; his Walters' single game of 243 is we bowl every Tuesday ev leaders. The Order team found When you have an off nighl itself for the last few weeks, win elown and have a good time ning six out of their last nine Individual {Bowling Jl verages games. The Structural team has Recob 175 Bleucher 158 J. Taylor 146 By the time this issue been strengthened some, as has Walters 175 Redman 158 Russell 146 leased the League will be bo the Sales team, and these two Willey 172 Geis 157 Butts 146 on the new "Recreation A teams may cause a lot of trouble Cameron 171 Lamb 156 Stephens ..144 on Front St. near Gay. from now on. The Production McFarland 170 Holzbacher ....156 Spence 142 team is doing a little better, hav Weekley 1(59 Rowe 156 Warner 141 AS IT OCCURS TO IV ing broken even in their last Gale 165 Salisbury 154 Warsmith 139 By L. W. Gilbert, Dept. i twelve games. The Blacksmiths Byron 164 May 154 Glackin 139 are rolling in harel luck, as it Krepps 164 McReynolds ....151 Burns 138 The old matrimonial b seems that all of the teams do Al. (ierlach 163 Eaton 150 Dunlop 135 again soaring around ove their best rolling against Krepps E. Taylor 163 Beem 150 Prushing 135 heads. Mr. Seitz has al and his gang. Osborne 162 Schwab 150 Smith 133 suffered from the sting c Leifield 161 Al. Yost 150 D. Jones 132 insect and several others a: Standing pected to be victims in the Won Lost Pin Av. Robinson 159 Hewitson 149 Trik 131 Stein 159 McMillan 147 Lewis 113 future. Mr. Seitz celebrati Electrical . .... 20 10 821 wedding Nov. 5, 1922. Ma; Stores .... 20 10 782 Over 159 Weatherby 146 Voelkel 110 Cost 18 12 782 and prosperity be with you, Order .... 16 14 795 "New Fords and young Production .... 13 17 764 are a bad combination," sa; Structural . .... 13 17 758 Blacksmith .... 10 2d 778 traffic cop. We guess that ; Sales .... 10 20 730 Jones thinks that two traffi< after one young man and ; High Weekly Scores Ford is also a combination Individual Pate 1 Game be desired, especially v Oct 10 Butts . .199 speeding. Oct 17 Stein ..222 Oct. 24 McFarland . .203 Our new clerk, Robert Oct 31 . 243 Nov. 7 . .217 says his middle name is Wi Nov. 14 . .205 he does. Thank you. 3 Games THE ELECTRIC BOWLING TEAM Oct 10 Mrs. Shultz, writing re Oct. 17 ..540 Five bowlers went forth to bowl, and they swiped the maple pins left and right Oct. 24 McFarland ..551 until the pin boys were weary from settin' them up. The group of bowlers roll tions, cannot understand Oct. 31 McMillan ..571 under the name of the Electric Team in the Jeffrey Bowling League, and at present Nov. 7 Selbach . . .610 they use so many clogs i Nov. 14 ,542 are sitting right near the top in the race. From left to right they are Gerlach, Dept. 5. She must think D Weekley, Redman, Byron and Harry Geis, captain. Team is a kennel. When she heai l Game Bartlett and Maurice D Oct. 10 Electrical ..887 Oct. 17 Electrical barking at each other hei Oct. 24 Electrical Coach Wilce Will Need Him Next Year Oct. 31 Cost . .911 picions will be confirmed. Nov. 7 Structural ..815 Ralph Ford has a Husky Son Nov. 14 ..899 "He has shoulders like a varsity fullback," remarked Ralph Ford The miraculous has hapj 3 Games Underhill lost his walle Oct. 10 Electrical ..2573 of the Sales Department, after he had returned from Grant Hospital Oct. 17 Electrical ..2551 on October 30th. The remark was in reference to the new 8>4-pound other day and says that i Oct. 24 Electrical ..2499 actually returned to him. Oct. 31 Cost ..2648 boy that the Fords have. The boy was named John Charles Ford. Nov. 7 Structural ..2404 Onward Christmas Sho] Nov. 14 ..2499 As Ralph has been out on the road for some time, he has developed into a marathon pedestrian, which training will prove very If you can't stack the ne High Rolls to Nov. 14 beneficial during the winter evenings when Baby Ford gets a pain, ver dollars our Building Service No -5 **+*• • +*:* 3 aim *vv; •-sgf * * + °j0m • -. •;•" ~ Be£>in the Newlfear with a Smile an MMX JANUARY, 1923 -$•— Ninteen Hundred and Fifty will OU see the name "Permissible Equipment" now and then on immigration. Slick Mer be upon us, and as we stop and orders going through the factory. What does this mean? It keeps sporting goods and a ponder the many changes that Y means that such an equipment has been approved by the bait store in the new busines have taken place in the last United States Government, and can he- used in a gaseous mine with trict on the river front. twenty-live or thirty years, we out danger. McClaine, like Andy Can are amazed. Our government has an experimental station at Pittsburgh, Pa., has returned to his castle in Little Otto Bauman who used fully equipped to make a most careful examination of any equipment land after he became a mi to skip around so lively is now submitted to them. At this station all compartments of the equipment aire. Roy Stutz is the le the venerable old man with a are filled with gas and exploded under a variety of conditions. If it real estate man in the city, flowing beard, while Eddie stands the tests and meets with all requirements the right to carry ter much training Floyd Adolph's curly locks have disap the government name plate bearing the- words "Permissible Equip became a great acrobat, and peared and his head now shines ment" is granted. mie Baughn has won the 1; like a billiard ball, in spite of all The following are only some of the requirements: of John McCormack. Ou the hair tonic he used. William See that all bolted openings have smooth flanges of proper boss Billy Bauman now 1 Loew is now the leading finan width, securely bolted. monopoly on supplying cier of Wall Street, and Davie By eliminating a bolt or the like from any part of the equipment, fruit and vegetables to the Jones is going to run on the it must not leave a through hole to the interior of an explosive which arrive every morning Democratic ticket this coming compartment. his plantations in the Everg fall for mayor. Vernon Thomas Protection for all electric cables and connections. of Florida by aeroplane fn will resign the first of the year Material and design of all parts rugged. In another month the to take the place of Thomas Edi Any part which carries current and which must be renewed, such evangelist Rev. Richard Get: son, who retired to become Vice as a fuse, must he so arranged and interlocked that it does not carry open a campaign to save u President under President John current when it is replaced in the mine. He will be assisted by the- Chick Wing, whose figh Hubbard. Grant Cutright is These and numerous other requirements are included in such booze is national. manager of a show troop in equipments. which his son is starring as a All similar equipments made thereafter must go through careful female impersonator, while John inspection so that they are duplicates of the original. CURRENT GOSSIP Doyle is foreman of the motor Remember that Uncle Sam stands back of it all and permits such By Lawrence Gilbert, Dept. assemblers. an equipment to be operated in a gaseous mine. It protects the (To those who survived Every night or day when not at workingmen against the horrors of the terrible mine disasters such holidays, we dedicate these li work, Sticker is still to be found as we continually read about. As always, make it Jeffrey Quality. Heretofore we have been standing in front of the Deshler tressingly unsuccessful in kei all dolled up, powdered and our New Year resolutions, se painted, lip stick and all. Whoops year we will not make any. my dear. And little Charlie, our The cards of fate seem t Charlie, has found a pair of shoes Our Front Cover stacked against George Fe that are guaranteed to cure corns. Begin the New Year with a Smile olf. Liking fresh milk foi Fred Hinkle is now the master By Agnes Ferguson, Adver. Dept. breakfast it seems that his gi mechanic of the plant and Bill ID you ever notice how the expression on the faces around you has had nothing but butter Shroll is brewmaster of his own affect your own feelings and thoughts? which he despises. plant. Schneider comes around D Mrs. Schultz is now ex twice a day with a push cart Did you ever work in the same room with one who menting with something ne selling tobacco, etc. frowned continually, anel did you not begin to feel after a while that you were frowning too? Perhaps you came to work feeling joyous. millinery. We saw her the < A near accident happened to light hearted and enthusiastic. But under the influence of the dismal day trying on the wire John Pulliam the other day when face, you felt your spirits sink until you too became dreary. basket. The experiment, how- Saxton was telling him about his On the other hand, did you ever come to your desk feeling proved unsuccessful. grandson. Pulliam came near miserable, and by the wonderful influence of a glad, joyous morning Mike Haettel must be sta swallowing his false teeth. Bill greeting from your fellow-worker, feel your blood begin to tingle; a he-hope chest. Our obse Case and Frank Dunnick are feel your heart grow lighter; and your mind discard its dark and saw him on the car the c keen competitors in seeing who gloomy thoughts? What a powerful influence the expression on a night going home with a 1 can turn out the most cars each face can have! dish pan. month. No doubt you, like myself, have come to associate your thoughts It is no wonder that Ge Harry Roeder will soon be out concerning your friends in the plant with their smiles. As soon as Alexander got so many ral after having completed a sentence the name is mentioned your mind sees the smile. And what a warm when he went hunting out B of six months for having tobacco feeling it sends through you. eye Lake way. They were t in his possession, and Frank Dei- Our front cover this month is portraying the thought of begin Bob Ashburn was right v wald for failing to go to Sunday ning the New Year with a smile. Many departments in the plant he said that he thought he sr School, while Neff is under in have loaned a smile to this page. Here you are viewing some of the ed something burning. It w dictment for coming to poultry typical smiles seen at Jeffrey. box of matches in his trot market. Just look at these smiles. Some folks smile with their mouths; pocket. Ollie Reuckel's latest lecture is others smile with their eyes alone; and still others smile with their Our idea of the height of on how to become a millionaire whole face. What better New Year greeting than the twinkle in an sent-mindedness is for one t< while talking, and Al Gliech has eye or a face just beaming good-will. No matter how cold or dark looking all over everywhere just published a book on how to the day— one's pen and later, after an catch fish without bait. Wallace "It's the songs ye sing and the smiles ye wear, haustive search and blan Cox was taken home the other That's a makin' the sunshine everywhere." everyone for having had it day mumbling to himself "F go find same in one's mouth. to Q and D go to X" and such Too bad that George Asl like. It looks like the hilltop for hurst had to have his new CI him. Otto Draudt has been in rolet all crumpled up the o the restaurant business for the Slim Horcher of this old Pal OR years and years the writer has heard of the danger of fire him sore so he picked up an lium of Liberty has purchased hazards. In the average home are many dangerous practices bow and arrow his father ha< new Ford. He claims to have F which seldom result in any serious consequence. But do you a relic. Now this is the waj e latest car, and one you can know—that every minute property worth $923.00 is destroyed by fire told it: "I had to come dow rottle down so slow that it somewhere in the United States? The amount grows minute by creek which emptied into a ri mid make a snail look sick, and minute and day by day until it reaches a grand total of $485,000,000 When I got to the creek, lo being so slow we wonder if for a year (1921). behold, there was a deer stain al was the reason a traffic cop A minute's thought may save the accumulation of a life time. on the other side of the river Broad and High had to push A fire in your department may mean many months of idleness for took good aim and as I she m out of the way after tying fish, four feet long, jumped u ' the traffic. the water. The arrow went Jim Byrd has nicknamed his the fish, on thru the deer, ast able assistant, Mr. Ewing, stuck in a tree. I thought I w< r. Steinmetz. Byrd says that he go and get his arrow and I one of the best in the field to- get some one to help him y. So it will behoove us one home his kill. When he pt d all to observe carefully this the arrow out of the tree it eat stalwart and genius. a honey tree. He reached d Harry Horcher and Harry to get some leaves to stop ii sed oiled up their guns, called so none of the honey woulc e dogs and went hunting. Harry wasted, and he got hold e zed got two rabbits but Harry Jack Rabbit and in a hurry th orcher didn't. it down and killed four r R. P. Kinner of this depart- ridges. There he had a fish, c ent is noted for many reasons, honey tree, Jack Rabbit and it the outstanding reason of partridges out of one shot." em all, he would have us be- We won't mention this h •ve he is some lady's man. One er's name for fear some r every day in the week and you and your co-workers. Ninety-seven per cent of all the fires could might accuse him of stretc o on Sunday. He had so many be prevented. There were 73 people injured and 26 lost their lives the truth. And we also fur at he had to take out the tele- during September, of which 8 were children and 9 women. Fire or believe there is only one o lone, but that's the price of be- life insurance can't replace lives or things we value more than man at this Palladium of Lib g popular. money. What would you do in case of fire in your shop or office that could do that. We have heard a good deal or home or auto? Do you know where the nearest fire extinguisher tout hunters killing two or three and fire alarm boxes are, and how to operate them? Or do you T. R. Martin has driven bbits at one shot, but here is know how to telephone the nearest fire station? Do your children faithful flivver many miles, IC told to the writer by a hun- play with matches? Do you have any oily rags or waste laying lo, it has changed, and now r of this department. Deciding around your garage or house? Is your stove pipe or flue defective pears to be a fleet-whe or in need of cleaning? Do you read directions before you put polish Franklin faultlessly finished. on a hot stove? It may be inflammable. Do you realize that the rub bish in your cellar could be blown against the burner under your water tank? Can your lace curtains catch on fire by being blown against a gas light? Put a guard before every open fire-place to keep someone from falling in or the fire from falling out. Are you fully protected with insurance in case of fire? Suggestions for Fire Prevention. They may seem foolish but there's one born every minute and they're doing it every day If you throw much gasoline or kerosene on kindling before or after lighting you can't expect to enjoy good health. I would never advise you to search for a gas leak with a match or lantern, unless you have seen everything you want to see. Look ing in your gas tank with a match to see how much gas you have often spoils your trip. Rolling up in a blanket near a camp fire is a poor way to have a good time. Don't use benzine or gasoline for cleaning purposes near a flame. Striking a match near powder or other explosives is a painless way to commit suicide. Throwing a match away before you are sure it is out may throw your fellow workman out of a job. Safety matches are only safe when they are out. Don't wait until the fire starts and then find out where the fire extinguishers are and how to operate them. Boys or girls that play with matches or fire, or run through bonfires often receive flowers that they never see. Many fires are born in trash piles. See that no rubbish is in your basement or attic. JACK THOMAS' BOY Three-year-old David is the handsome • • FACE FULL OF GRIN on of Jack Thomas of Dept. 20. It Say neighbor, what's the use of you scootin' so all fired No wonder Ed. Klein of Dej ron't be long until he abandons this fast when the whistle toots at 5:00 P. M.? You ain't gittin' likes to get home at night. If we iddie car for a velocipede, and the see this smiling face everywhen elocipede for a bike, and the bike for no bonus fer passin' other ottermobiles or dodgin' in front everyday we would feel like n antr* anH th#> antn for an airnlqne. of street cars, and besides that if y' git home too soon you chickens all the time. Little Edwa We open with the hope that we wish to extend to him ani ;ou all had a very Merry and our every good wish for Happj Christmas, and its pass- success and happiness upon ng has left you with a multitude their new venture. )f confused impressions both Mr. Smith is thinking of g lappy and otherwise, which time to Medicine Hat for the wi vill sweeten to an always pleas- Thinks it's not cold enough 1 uit memory. We close, wishing you i Every day, in every way, it's successful and most prospe jetting colder and colder. STANLEY HOOKS New Year. The Radio Bug has certainly ANOTHER LITTLE it in this office and evidently has FLANAGRAMS KITTEN FISH By H. A. Flanagan, Pricing Dt :ome to stay. Leifeld will soon New Year's Day, 1923. lave his first edition on how to Mr. A. P. Stanley of the Mining Engineering Department unblushing', y submits :onstruct, operate, maintain, how further photographic (alleged) evidence of another small kitten fish caught while is the beginning of another ; :o get the best results, and where on his vacation (that is, Stanley's vacation—not the fish's). This feral and ravening The past is memory only, e ind how to tear a set down member of the piscatorial tribe was hooked in the Allegheny River in the wilds of joyful, not easily forgotten Northern Pennsylvania. ^mostly the latter) ready for the sorrowful we do not want tc This kitten fish, Stanley avers, weighed about 12 pounds, and, no doubt, is a member. narket in a few more weeks now. blood brother of the one previously shown in the Jeffrey Service. raylor is having quite a lot of It is unfortunately true that remarks made upon the publication of the previous Will 1923 be any better? rouble with his set. Seems that picture indicated that some were of the opinion that the line of demarkation between make it better should be our t is too cold these days for the Mr. Stanley's lobe of veracity and that of his imagination was highly flexible in Our resolution should spots, some even going so far as to intimate that the fish was either of rubber or "Keep smiling thru 1923." /arious programs to get out into paper mache, or was a case of trick photography. Needless to state that Mr. he air. Grauman anel Robinson Stanley was very much hurt by these inuendos. Many times we will hav lave also been bitten anel are This picture shows Stan's car all a rarin' to go, also shows Mrs. Stanley. face the day with a heavy h staying close' home these nights. Stan reports only two casualties on the trip: one puncture and one telegraph pole causing our smile to fade a which did not move out of the road fast enough. Confidentially, Mrs. Stanley was That will be the time to ren Personally we think it is a good not present during the telegraph pole episode, and as the locality is fairly close to the ber our resolution. hing, especially for a married Canadian border, the inference is obvious. The world is ever ready to nan, staying home nights, and in smiling, but you are a everything, but we have been when you frown. If we wondering where we are going to smiling through 1923, we will jet the money to buy all the wire assured in our own minds at :hat we need to connect up with it was a good year well spen :he out of town places. Out With the Old Year By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 Therefore, let our watchv Milly Kunkle is back with us L'XDREDS of people within a few days will make New Year he, keep smiling through 19^ igain after a three weeks' illness, Resolutions and just that many will be broken and should be. Best wishes for a Happy ind we are certainly glad to see H for we are living in a day and age when we must have a new Year to our readers, is our v aer too. Her ever ready smile is resolution for every day in the year. When we fail to go forward May it be a better year than 1 ilways welcome and we missed we then go backward. And as this New Year rolls in we should not The original tough luck hu t those few weeks. lay clown specific rules to go by except the general one, to do our job is Clark Allen. He not only Captain Glackin of the Stores a little better each day. and prepare ourselves for the next job ahead, the opportunity to chase co Office Bowling Team says he that we may not stop on the bottom rung of the ladder. There are tails over Morgan County, wishes that there could be a trad many in the world today who are successful that started from the he had to forgo his vacatioi ing session in bowling as in base- bottom. Take Glenn L. Myers, who was a puddler for this company account of the great amoun iall every winter so he could ten years ago. He studied the undertaking business; the door of work in this department. trade, draft or buy some new opportunity opened; and he stepped in. He has made a success. You We wish to introduce to material for his team. They have- and I can do the same if we study well our chosen professions, and co-workers the new membe been in a worse slump than the look ever at the door when it opens. Will we be ready to enter? the Pricing Department, 1 Columbus Baseball Club of the Some one will be promoted'before this time next year. So out with Dorothy Kellner. past year the last few Tuesday the Old Year and in with the New. nights. Even though it is getting Miss Ethel Smith has 1 transferred to Mr. Colton's o colder all the time we don't seem to handle the rush estimates c to be able to gather in the wood. ing in. We are going to enlist the service of a few more brooms if our We have a new weather luck keeps on diminishing, and phet in the Pricing Dept. I maybe we can get more kindling. Cary detects rain by sound: Again we must comment upon the atmosphere. "It sounds the decided success and the rain" is her prediction. smooth way that the league is be Earl Crumley is glad Christ ing conducted. Everybody is is past. He acts as jew having lots of fun and also get- broker during Christmas si tings lots of good out of it. ping period. He buys the jew We are not personally ac for his friends to give as prese quainted with Dr. Wilce or the The cold weather along i other mentors of the Athletic remarks by one of his passen) Board at O. S. U., nor did we has forced Rowley to susp attend the Football Banquet, but operations of his taxi, knowi right here we will say that we do "sparkplug," for the winter, not believe that anyone was more expect to see hifn back on The charming little daughter of Frank Albright of our Jeffrey Co-oo Store made By Karl Stroup, Dept. 31 milk actually froze befoi New Year day, the first day of the year anel reached the bucket, we will ; The writer was able on the the day of new resolutions is celebrated in var 3rou to form your own opi :ccnt hunting trip to retrieve ious countries by some sort of festival. The At that, we have heard of a jme of his lost social standing, custom of keeping watch and ushering in the lar cold spell when the air w is wife's affection, and standing New Year by tolling bells at midnight is also 1 the church. Rabbit Slayer cold that the cow's "bawl" quite common. Many of us make new resolu Lon" Irwin, Host Mahlon J. and when brought in by tin tions but very few keep them. Some resolve to ullivan, Chaser Fritz Keitel, and and thawed out it producee be on time every morning, some resolve never le writer explored the wilds of original sound. to bet on elections again, some resolve to stay juthern Ohio in search of rab- on the water wagon, but those who are smartest Mr. Close is some fishe its. The trip itself was an en resolve "not to make any resolutions" anel so they have none to but not very strong for hur noble success. We were disap- shatter. Oma Bailey, Production Dept. He says that one time while ointed in the rabbit-hunting hunting trip in Florida he i bility of Mahlon J. We learned about $999.99 and shot uite a few new things about him My first resolution at age of ten, was to r meadow lark. •Inch will be discussed at a later smoke a pipe like paw and then—at sixteen I ate. "Lon" Irwin was fairly resolved again, to shave like paw and be a man, Mr. Gee seldom comes in iccessful anel that is due to the but at twenty-two you see, I resolved to be but when he does the alarm i ict that Fritz chased all the rab- different than paw, as a bachelor I would be. generally is to blame. We its "Lon's" way. The writer Again at the age of twenty-eight, like paw I a new clock would eliminafr aims no honor, and is glad to resolved to find a mate, and that resolution trouble altogether. iv that if it had not been for sealed my fate. Some resolutions you keep and Air. Hustey is some hikei IC newly-elected sheriff of Pike some you break, but most of them are a big the cars don't run to suit ounty we would not have had fake. Take my advice and put them all in a he just walks. le rabbits we did have. It was a trunk, then label the darned thing "bunk, bunk, bunk." Mr. Serp likes to work ni ne trip and ended in the writer's P. S.: This poor poem was made up out of my own head, and but not long. jggestion of a new maple syrup I had enough left to make a bedstead. Mr. Holden likes to go te lade from corn cobs. Note: Bert Killian, Pattern Shop. dentist so well that he goe Receipt upon request). the football game instead, Have I ever made any New Year Resolu Ralph (otherwise known as course he can't always .ha tions? I should say I have. Resolutions such Sledge Hammer") Cooper, isn't football game to go to. as "not going to spend so much money for dling machines as fast as is candy and sodas, quit going to so many movies, Since the accident had to Dssible for him. 'Smatter, do more studying, and doing some kind acts pen we can't understand wl Sledge?" for others during the year" are a few of them had to be Al Salisbury. ]- Pearl Simester was off a few I have made before, but here's a resolution I one of the last fellows on < lys with a sore arm. make every year and I make again right now. we would intentionally wis Elmer Bond as "Elmer Tug- That is, to do my Christmas shopping earlier. so punish. (With a black < e" and "Jawn" Geygan as Some New Year Resolutions are kept anel 7reckles" make up our cutup some are not, but it is like most everything else—if you want to make Willis Russell, mighty hu •ction. anything a success, "Stick to it". was out during rabbit se; Lenkhart is too busy to talk so Dorothy Harrington, Advertising Dept. chasing a few of them here e can't get anything on him. there. Any accomplishment classified as worth while is usually accompanied by a firm resolu tion. We do not easily discard bad habits with out this mental prod to do so. The custom of making resolutions at the beginning of the New Year in our country is one elating far back, and one can conceive how this probably originated. The advent of the New Year has long been associated with the idea of forgetting the past and building for the future, and is therefore an auspicious time for the launching of good resolutions. The making of a New Year resolution in a jocular vein is seldom productive of good results, whereas the one made with serious intent contributes much to the element so vital to mankind, character building. Clarence F. Burns, Cost Dept. He just gives us a look in his tool here before as shop clerk in De box. partment 5. New Year's pledges haven't January days are exchange been sounded in this department days. yet but just wait until they do. Mr. Wilder of the Rate Dept. At the time of writing this, the went hunting for rabbits and had writer and "Friend" Butter were fisherman's luck. Now the alibi still on good terms. —the shells were no good—they This is three-year-old Irene, daughter were old, etc. Anyhow he gave Chester is five years old and will Henry Faulkner of Dept. 67. She AS THE CLOCK TICKS us a new- one. be readv for school. He and his k_y I piness than we already possess, man in the world, when one 3ublished Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey that is, by doing kind things for he found a poor laborer, our fellowmen. scarcely made a living, in the Manufacturing Company Ellis Parker Butler in one of of giving the shirt off his Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office his recent articles says, that to a fellow who needed it w md Field. Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. "While we are handing happim ss than he, and this man gave Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are recjuested rom all employees in any department of the service. to some one else, part of it is king the secret of a happy i sure to stick to our fingers." Never miss an opportunity t V. A. GRIEVES Editor-in-Chief -:. A. WANNER Editor There is a story of a king who a kindness for the other pei Let us not, in the coming ; ASSOCIATE EDITORS was very unhappy. He wished to :. C. Miller M. A. Smith F. O. Peterson discover the secret of a happy miss our opportunities for d /'ernon Art E. C. Home, Western Editor R. F. Buscher man so he began searching his things for our fellowmen. If STAFF ARTISTS Harold Hess Henry Ruhwedel Laurence Gilbert kingdom, but with every man to only a smile or a word of Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner whom he talked there was some couragement it may help s STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE BY DEPARTMENTS thing to make him unhappy. one over a hard place and we Dept. Dept. be the better for it. R. A. Stevenson 3 Miss Wigginton Stenographers As the king listened to the long L. Gilbert 5 Ben W. Gray Time Dept. \sa We-atherby 7 Carl Warner Cost Dept. D. W. .Miller 9 Miss Reynolds Adv. Dept. Miss Bailey, Chain 10 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. Miss McCloskey, Mining 10 Miss Berlew Accounting Dept. 0. W. Evans 11 H. E. Eichorn Pipe Shop Lazy Lane or Hard Work Aveni VV. A. Leonard 14 L. H. McReynolds Stores Office B\l John Graham, Field Service Dept. R. Russel 17 Jerry Gifford Laboratory John Zeier 18 John Graham Special Cor. N alarming amount of people have the impression that "'. W. E. Pettitt 20 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. O. Snouffer 22 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. street" is reached by the attractive-looking "Lazy L; Pond & Drone 23 and 27 Fay Strode Special Cor. A This could not be true as "Easy street" lies in the opp Earl Stroup 31 Harry Rowe Special Cor. L. C. Mertens 41 John Davis Special Cor. direction, at the end of "HARD WORK avenue." Rufus Robson 43 Clarence Burns Special Cor. R. A. Curtiss 45 Dorothy Harrington Special Cor. The entrance to "Lazy Lane" is a sight to behold,—the large Wm. Kintner S3 Bert Killian Special Cor. over the lane is covered with beautiful flowers and ferns; the s Harold Schrock Mall. Fdry. Walter Bauroth Special Cor. Bert J. Laws Cafeteria Dudley Fisher Special Cor. is very smooth and appears to be easy walking. Karl Webster Chain Eng. Virgil Meister Special Cor. While the entrance to "Hard Work avenue" is very unattrae being covered with hanging vines that cling to all that dare e Not a Sermon fornia, Florida or Alaska. Once The street is unpaved and uphill. Too few are willing to r HIS is not a sermonette. We in a while the job jumper lands "Easy street" by this way and too many overwilling to reach : abhor the didactic. Yet it well, but it is mighty seldom. "Lazy Lane." T is well to do a little preach The price of success is hard work This is the cause of so much of our unsettled condition a ing occasionally. mixed with brain matter. All of present time. Too many are investing in Wild Cat schemes for The other day a man asked us which is merely stating a plati ting on to "Easy street" over night. Too few are willing to put for a "position." He was around tude. But after all this old world savings in a good bank like our Jeffrey Building and Loan. fifty years and had held several and its work is not much else but All is easy traveling to the "Lazy street" crowd, for awhile good jobs in his time. His story one great big platitude. There's gradually the street changes until the smooth traveling is left be was an old and familiar one. We nothing much that's new. We and in its stead the street is paved with large rough cobble stc had heard it many times before. haven't, in so far as fundamentals the flowers have changed to thorns. They trod onward, we; He was not out of work, but he go, advanced much ahead of the until a large and rugged mountain appears before them, the M wanted to change. He could not days of old Socrates when it Last Hope. Seeing their mistake the Lazy Ones turn to re' see any future in the job he had; comes to dealing with original their steps, but lo, dusk is beginning to fall; the dusk of old a: and further conversation revealed causes. Anel the causes of our slowly closing around them, so as to make it impossible to see the fact that this was true of all success or failure remain pretty way. the previous jobs he had held. much the same through the ages. So they seat their weary body on the hard stones of experi There is always something to It is only he who has learned to await the closing in of that which will blot out all connection be said in favor of changing one's that the common place is the this world of ours. work. In fact, one may be justi eternal—that getting down early But let us leave this dismal sight and return to those that c fied in doing it frequently. But on the job, working like Sam the way of "Hard Work avenue." They have progressed, and it depends upon the man. In Hill, anel believing in himself— many hardships are nearing the peak of Mt. Success. As they r general it is a bad practice. The that can disregard the place and the top we see them turn with a smile of happiness and self sati chap who is always changing the work — if it is honest and tion to look down on the obstacles that had blocked their way; does not get very far. He does needful. little they appear now. And with a light heart they start dow not stay long enough in any job Happiness Sticks to Us the other side, on "Easy street," the street for those that to make a success of it. The'old O wish the other fellow a worked and earned it. saying that it is not the job or "Happy New Year," is a So on our way to success, and finally to "Easy street," we the place — but the man that T little thing, but if we could ever be on the watch for "Lazy street," the street with the beat counts, continues to hold true. help make the year happier for entrance which soon changes to a rough and rugged path. Dc This chap had been all over him, we would be doing him the look at the beginning, but at the the country. The grass in the greatest favor in the world. ultimate end, that to which other field always looked greener we all look forward, Happiness does not depend so to him. He had been lured into Success and Con much on what we possess, or on believing that his inability to get tentment. ahead was due to the place or the our surroundings, because there is work. This is seldom true. Se just as many unhappy and dis lecting one's job is important; contented people who have plenty but so many spend too much time as there are who have not. It is, in selecting. The main fact to after all, merely a state of mind keep in mind is: "Is it a job at and has a host of friends there. interesting conversationalist A/HO'S WHO He is inclined to be somewhat re- pleasant and agreeable. WHO'S WH Compressed Air from Dept. 11 By O. W. Evans A happy and prosperous New knows we are poor devils and Year to everyone. can't afford to give more. You Ollie Weisent is the most gen said 'er, Gale. erous-hearted fellow in our de Harold Warner is the cham partment. One night when we pion football fan in this depart worked overtime he gave the ment, having driven a flivver cashier the cash for his supper. through to the Illinois game. (Maybe he's saving the meal We overheard the follow-ing tickets.) conversation on December 11th: Several of the boys have spent Gale: "Charley, who do we a day or two hunting and strange bowl tomorrow evening?" to say they kept pretty close to Krepps: "The Electric Team, the truth when reporting their and believe me we are up against success. One of the boys said a it proper for they are leading the CARY J. SHOCKLEY AUGUST GREGG SMITH farmer came out and hunted with league." Production Dept. Department 32 them as long as a certain part of Gale: "Cheer up, we will wilt IGNIGNALS/ , 14-38-34-27-6, their ammunition held out. those birds' feathers right." And ARY J. Shockley, n 19-5 and the quarter Bill Bleucher was the recipient they did, taking all three games foreman in Dept. 32, S back passes the ball to of a fine cigar for Thanksgiving. from the leaders. Bleucher car C born at Clarksburg, I 2 fullback, who charges thru It was a super-six, nine and one- ried away the honors of the even County, Ohio, on January 2 2 line for a gain of ten yards." half inches long. Coonie Hast ing by rolling 618 in the 3 games. 1874. As Cary was born on \'ho was it?" "That was Smith, had to make a steel frame to hold It is rumored that we are to farm and was raised there he is Smith." This conversation the cigar while Bill smoked it. have a new forge shop, but we many advantages unknown to jk place during a football game Chauncey Gale said, when we won't believe it until Si Crego boys of the city. No doubt tween Ohio State and Kenyon take up a collection for his and Coonie Hast vote the Demo knew the ways of every we the year 1891. Our own Gus Christmas present for us not to cratic ticket and Joy Ridlar chuck, squirrel and rabbit in lith was taking a scientific give more than $1.00 each, for he makes a speech. neighborhood. He successf urse in the Ohio State Univer- passed all the stages of boyh y at that time and made the and youth, including green tm. Two years later he played pies, swimming, etc., at last the team again in the position leave the farm just before left end. Woe be to the pig- sideboard buggy stage, or i n tcter who attempted to come the age of 17, when the far wnd Gus' end. At that time moved to Columbus in Ma: 1 panics were played along Neil 1891. enue, where the Homeopathic Since coming to Columbus jspital now stands. Jack worked for two months for •tier, a brother to the well- J. W. Meek Harness Co., t own Bob Ryder, was coach of he came to Jeffrey on June .' team. Their schedule at that 1891. His determination at 1 le included the teams from time was to make good, and esleyan, Cincinnati, Dennison, surely has. Cary has always b ooster, Buchtel, Oberlin and active in various organizations :nyon. he belongs to the West F ius was born on July 12, 1873 Ave. First Christian Chui Addison, Champaign County. York Lodge of Masons, Dei 1890 he moved to Columbus son Lodge I. O. O. F., Ridg d in 1892 began working for Encampment I. O. O. : Jeffrey Mfg. Co., this being Knights of Maccabees, Jeff • only place he has worked. Mutual Aid, Jeffrey Building During the Spanish-American Loan, and Twenty Year Sen r Gus served from April to Club. ivember of 1898, but none of On November 25th, 1897, V. : Spaniards were able to pierce Nellie L. Krauss saw enough r epidermis. He still belongs worth in Cary to become V. the Spanish-American War Cary J. Shockley. To them h terans. Mr. Smith also be- been born two children, Harry lgs to York Lodge, Jeffrey WE'LL TAKE OUR HAT OFF TO CHANCE PHELPS and Aubrey Alice, who are \enty Year Service Club, and Doesn't Chance Phelps of Dept. 40 look proud in this picture? Any man that and 20 years old respectively. • Mutual Aid Association. is called "daddy" by a group of children like these has a good right to put out his The Shockleys own their o 3n May 5, 1898, Amy Sands chest and grin. Congratulations, Chance! We know there are many hundreds of home at 2271 North Fourth men around the plant that envy you. :ame Mrs. A. G. Smith, and Back row, left to right: Reba, Dayton (the fleet footed), George, Peggy (the They believe and practice >m that day forth Gus has been image of her mother), and Charles (who runs a planer in Dept. 40). Standing be ow n-your-own-homc idea, i happy married man. The side her father is Chilnesa, at the right is Will and seated on his mother's lap is Tack dnim f^„„A iU~i :<• : ai. jet Out and Exercise; Play with the Youngsters if you Want to 11. 11. JU1I&&, JCllICy 1 dLCllL r Retain Youth By DUDL HAT to do when you are called upon to entertain young folks and keep them busy is often a perplexing problem. ENRY Harmon Bliss was W James G. Chandler of the Mining Engineering Department born at Lewisburg, Pa., las submitted some games that might prove of interest to you. H on August 3, 1852, and "Bean-bag Baseball" died at Washington, D. C, on FLY OUT This game may be played \ -_- S November 23, 1922. dther indoors or out. All that 2 BASES 2 BALLS His father, the Rev. George s needed is a piece of chalk and m Ripley Bliss, was for many years hree bean-bags. Two sides are m N. ISTFCiKE / ca on the faculty of Bucknell Uni r -n rn versity, and Mr. H. H. Bliss, his ;hosen, anel an umpire and r U V co 3 scorer selected. r two brothers and his three sons Chalk on the floor or sidewalk o 75 were all graduated from that in 01 H m :he diagram here given. The 0>1 stitution. Immediately after his nside square should measure > / Z STRIKES \ r- graduation Mr. Bliss went to dmut one foot, and the outer Washington to take a clerical ibout four feet. The bean-hags 4 BALLS DEAD BALI position in the Capital, and later ire thrown from a line about was appointed to a clerkship in 1852 ifteen or twenty feet away. \ the office of the Auditor of the Post Office Department, The regular rules of baseball are followed as far as possible. One he resigned from that position to avoid the uncertainties of side is in until three outs are made. The one at bat has three trials employment. it throwing the bean-bags. An out is made only when the bag falls When Francis Lechner invented his mining machine, he DUtside the square, on flyout, three strikes or the sum of three strikes. a patent through a Washington attorney, Mr. H. H. Double If his first or second throw makes an out, he can not throw his re a young lawyer in Double-day's office, H. H. Bliss, signed h maining bean-bags. The side is retired when three outs are made, cation as a witness to the signatures. Soon after that applica and the players on the other side take turns in throwing the bean filed Mr. Bliss became Doubleday's partner, under the firm bags. A run is scored by the ball falling in the center square, or Doubleday and Bliss. by player making a one-base hit and then getting a three-bagger. Mr. J. A. Jeffrey, with characteristic appreciation of mei Two two-base hits will also make a run. If he should make third nized the fact that his patent affairs could be in no better ha only, he may be brought in by the next player making a single, or, the business relations begun in 1877 grew, through forty-fi if on second, by a two-bagger. Two two-base hits will also make a of association, into the warmest personal regard. Every pater run. If he should make third only, he may be brought in by the or controlled by The Jeffrey Manufacturing Company was i next player making a single, or, if on second, by a two-bagger. If through Mr. Bliss, acting either as original Attorney or i on first, a three-bagger will score a run. More than one run may Counsel. Together with Messrs. J. A. Jeffrey, H. B. Diei be made by a player in his turn at bat. He may score three home W. Miller and Charlie Welsh, Mr. Bliss had, from the earli runs. in the history of The Jeffrey Manufacturing Company, a la If the ball falls on a line it belongs in the space on which most in the development of its business, and in guiding it among t of the ball has fallen. However, if the question is doubtful the um fold rocks and pitfalls which have beset its path. pire shall direct that the ball be played again. While employed as a government clerk Mr. Bliss studiei Four balls (or the sum of four balls I permit the player to take the Columbia Law School, of Washington, and at graduation first base. Dead ball also entitles him to first base. The usual nine a prize for his thesis upon the subject, "The Fictions of La innings are played. Any number may play on a side. made patent law his specialty and achieved an international "Clumsy Parking" tion as the leader of the American Patent Bar. This is an indoor game, and should be confined to one room. Parking places and safety zones are made at one end of the room by placing chairs at intervals so that they are the width of a chair enter for the next point. In case no one attempts to return t apart. ball, the one who hits it may call out any one whom he choos The center piece should be marked "Park Here," three points. naturally the one having the highest number of points or the o The spaces on each side of the center are marked "Safety Zones." nearest the ball. One may step within the circle. Five points wi The next spaces on each side are marked "Park Here," two points. the game. Then come two more safety zones, and the end spaces are marked "Park Here," one point. CHIT CHAT Two sides are formed, and the first players on each side are By L. H. McReynolds, Stores Offic blindfolded. They are turned around three times and faced toward No matter how dark a the chairs. At a signal they start at the same time for parking- stormy the night may be, y places. They win for their side the points as indicated. If they touch can always break a window w a side wall or enter a safety zone, they are fined one point. A player an axe. is permitted to touch only one chair; he then is to stand in either the When you set out to acco left or right space. plish something, the less time y 1 n case both enter the same place, the first one there wins the spend in listening to the fello point. who stand around and say When all have taken their turns in like manner, the side having can't be done, the sooner you w the most points wins the game. do it. Circle Bounce However mean your life m Draw a circle about three feet in diameter. Use a large rubber be, meet it and live it. not sh ball. Two to six may play. Server must knock the ball underhanded it and call it bad names. from above the waist and into the circle. It is returned in any way The things we fight hardi EARL'S YOUNGSTERS by another player on the first bounce. If he misses the ball or fails If you were 4 years old and had a for, we value most. to knock it into the circle, he is out of the contest for this point. nice "bike" like Earl, Jr., you'd smile as A broken bone can be mendi The ball is again served to those remaining by the one who hit the much as this lad. He is the husky son a cracked casting can be i hall last of Mr. Stroup of Dept. 31. Earl's paired, a broken rope can artment HAT is your object in coining to work each day? Is it a forced action to secure the compensation which you must W obtain in some manner to live, anel you realize that if you Mr. Bliss was one of the first did not work, you, as an individual unit could not exist? I believe to recognize the possibilities of that we all go out from our homes clay by clay, hoping that each electric power transmission. As day we will be nearer our goal, which is that portion of success we early as 1886 he applied for a hope to obtain in order to be perfectly contented with ourselves, and Patent on a Coal Drill and Sys yet not over-confident. tem of Electric Power Distribu tion. At that time little was "And fear not, lest existence closing your account and mine, known about electric motors, Should know the like no more, and he had to devise a motor The Eternal Saki from that Bowl has pour'd small enough to be handled in Millions of Bubbles like us and will pour." the mine which would develop (Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam] sufficient power to drive his ma Show me the man, or woman, who is perfectly content, and . chine, be strong enough to with will show you some one who is on the way to failure. No mattei stand the rough usage to which how successful we are, we should have something just a little farthe: such machinery is subjected, and ahead that we are working for. 922 with insulation capable of resist- This brings us to the question, "What is the best way to beconn noisture and coal dust of the mine. It is difficult, even for successful?" My answer is, "By helping others!" Lose track of you tave assisted in the development of electric power transmis- own identity and help the other fellow. A boy scout is taught to d( -ealize the obstacles which had to be met in the solution of a good turn every day. Surely, we older ones can do more! Dblems. In the winter of 1888 Mr. Bliss built the first I once knew a man whose friends were as many as his acquaint nining machine and brought it to Columbus for demonstra- ances, and they remained his friends always. That man was sue le only place in town where suitable electric current could cessful. red was at the Edison Light Station on Gay Street, and, as I also knew a lady who had very little of our worldly means >yee of that Company, I assisted in the official tests of the She never visited anyone, as she was sick and unable to leave th This was my first meeting with Mr. Bliss, and from these house or bed for years, yet she had some of the most prominent am nts elates the beginning of one of my most cherished ac wealthiest people as daih- callers, and every Sunday there was a con res. The application of electricity to the mining machines, stant stream of visitors. She was successful, for she was happy am was not Mr. Bliss' only contribution to the products of people liked her because of it. -ey Manufacturing Company. He was the inventor of many If you don't help the other fellow you can't get ahead,' becaus i-hich have become part of the product of both the Chain and no one will help you. Neither can you arrive on top at his expense Departments. His manner was free and breezy, and even A position resting on a frame made up of wronged or mistreatc grossed by matters of the most weighty, legal and technical friends or customers will soon crumble and fall away. -, he would suddenly pause in the more serious work to This brings us to our Jeffrey organization which serves othe oke or tell a humorous anecdote. I have known him make a concerns and is successful because in serving them in their business lb a witty remark which could not have been made by the we can be depended upon. ifound argument. Our organization can be described as a triangle with the ape ut the first of November he took a severe cold which de- up, one side representing the salesmen bringing the orders—the othe into bronchitis, and later into pneumonia, which was the im- the skilled workmen who actually make our products, and the bas cause of his death. His last thoughts were of Jeffrey the large force of employees required to support these two by banc: , and within a few clays of his death a stenographer at his ling the details required. This includes those who keep our wor :ook dictation relative to Jeffrey matters. shop clean, keep material moving, keep our records, etc. Each i necessary to reach the apex—there we find our customer. We are therefore all here to serve our customers by shipping t sed. a torn garment can be bolic of the true American. Give them the equipment or parts they may need, and to develop nei tched, a faded painting can be us the man who says it can be ideas for their benefit. They may only have one small order place ouched, a loose screw can be done, whether it is to make the with us, yet that order may mean a great deal to them. Therefon htened, a bent rod can be better mining machine, elevator let us all work together for one purpose—to serve our customers we aightened, but an unkind word or garden. and let them realize that we have a great big friendly organizatioi ce past your lips is beyond ur power to retrieve. Let every fFrey man, whether he be fore- ARE YOU TREADMILLING THROUGH LIFE? in or floor sweeper, think of By Lawrence W. Gilbert, Dept. 5 ; consequence of his words. T is so easy for us to get up each morning and go through tl Whatever jour burden in life regular routine of getting ready for the day's work. It is s ly be, remember that others I easy for us to go through the routine of our daily task, neve ly bear harder ones; do not once looking up to a higher plane. It is so easy for us to go horn nk of those who seem to have in the evening and go through the routine of helping the wife, e ne. playing with the kiddies, or reading the paper or anything to whic If every Jeffrey foreman would we are accustomed to do each evening, week in and week out. It ilize the value of a kind word so very, very easy to get into a rut. And how sort of peacefi would not be so conservative and pleasant it is just to stay there and make no effort to get ou th them. A word of encour- We, who have the routine habit, are treadmilling. No more and v ement now beats a whole brass less. If we would rise to hold a place at the front of things, n nel and a wagon-load of flow- matter what our hopes anel ambitions, we must work, study, an s when your ears hear no more, think so that we may be more valuable to our employer and tl TONIC FOR BLUES community at large. d your eyes are closed forever. Verne Davis of Dept. 8 has a two- Worse than a quitter is a fellow- year-old son, "Bob," who is such a no never begins. happy little fellow that all those that Yep, I guess the feller thet sez he doesn't pay no ten- meet him go away with a smile and a O cViiii-i tn Pharlip Fcthernlf's safetv sitrns is related to the TOTC 'SURE, ILL TAKE YOU A RIDE!" These pictures show Chester Hawley, Sr. and Jr., son-in-law and grandson of Thomas Morgan of Dept. 14-C. In the first picture little Chester, who is just about a year old, is about ready to climb into his speed wagon for a ride through his yard. The last picture shows him warming up his engine just before putting the clutch in. Notice how roguishly he wears his hat on the side of his head. In the center picture he is all dressed up in his "stepping-out" clothes. The bottom picture is to give you a better view of his first pair of pants. JOHN AND BOB SEE MY AIREDALE? Mr. McCarthy of Dept. 23 has two This beautiful little girl is Josep sturdy boys in 6-year-old John and 7- through the vacant lot at First which will fit any boat. We'll Searls, daughter of Frank (Ha[ year-old Robert. Their shouts during Ave. and Fourth St. dressing on Searls of 1152 Summit St. It's playtime make the McCarthy home a gladly loan same for the asking. wonder that Frank, who is chief happy place. There is no chance for his way. He usually completes Angus is its name but we like- to Bauman's Flying Squadron, is c: sleeping when the boys are awake. his dressing by the time he call him "Anguish" jest fer fun. "Happy." This little girl would fill r reaches the gate. We hope you Oh yes, he's got a car, a nice any of us with happiness. HE NEEDS A GUARDIAN received an alarm clock for Studebaker 'n everything. Just By Irene Reynolds, Advertising Dept. Christmas, Carl, for your con the kind o' feller that likes a lot Bull-ctin: Don't forget to dr Mr. Hess was driving home venience. of fun. Wholly gee! There's your radiator. Add a little one evening last week, with one Miss Ferguson's motto is your chance." natured alcohol occasionally- passenger going north, when he "Watch the Advertising grow." A product of Urbana is now the radiator. came to a standstill at Chitten We are all wondering what enrolled on the scroll of the We trust we'll receive the us den and Fourth Sts., holding up Rudy gave his girl for Christ Chem. Lab. We call him "Phil" number of "Merry Christrm traffic for squares back. The mas. Of course we're not a bit but his real name is Phillip H. and Happy New Years" from i passenger asking Hess what was inquisitive. Gifford, and so far as the writer co-correspondents. the delay, Hess said, "Oh, that Concerning our new steam can find, from looking over our Ain't this enough? derned traffic cop won't signal heat, we wish to say that as a genealogies, we're no relation. go." One glance at the said heater it gives us chills. Thanks to Him who knows best. traffic cop and the passenger in I like to beat "Phil" to it. HOT PRESS NEWS By R. A. Curtiss, Dept. 45 formed him that it was only a ELECTRONS FROM CHEM Overlands are obsolete; they Harry Geis has just purcha: cadet of O. S. U. ICAL LAB have been surpassed by radio. a new Ford Coupe. He says 1 By Jerry Smudge What next? When we look at the front car service between Aiding) Since many notes have not ap Oh boy! Wait till we get in cover of the Service we just say and Columbus is on the blink to ourselves, no doubt, "O well, peared in this column for some our new Lab. Harry Goddard it's easy enough to smile for a time, we wish to renew our and 'em 'er fellers in the Adver Dept. 45 is a school for maki picture," and then you begin to friendship with our kind editor, tising Department won't have office clerks. We have had think a year is a long time to by keeping our promise—Christ anything on us then. dozen new students in the 1 keep smiling and besides, we have mas courtesy, etc., and to antag Shakespeare's vocabulary num month hut they have all left too many troubles to be pleasant onize our gentle readers, not pur bered around 15,000 words, but various departments under 1 365 days. John, Jim or Bill, posely, however. we wonder if it would be so large personal teachings of our < haven't as much to worry them A little tip to our Jeffrey girls: had he such words to wrestle friend, Ralph Seitz, who the o as we have. But when we come "We have an Orr at the Lab. with as Methylparamidophenol- cials manage to leave. right down to reality you will Hauff, Dibromorthocresolsulph- A warning to Jamie: If y find that their daily life is no bed CHARLES DRUMM'S CHILDREN oenphthalein, and Orthocarboxy- don't quit playing the saxopho of roses. So let's snap out of At the left is Ellen, and at the right benseneazodimcthvlaiiilinc. after ten o'clock up on Hill A\ is Isabel, while between them stands Shorty Lambert is going that mood and begin to think Aloysius, who is a keen amateur radio "there is nothing more wonderful fan. Nothing suits him better than to throw a brick at you. than this old world and its peo "listen in on a good concert by WCAH." Another good man has join ple." For your life is what you His younger brother, Charles, Jr., shown in the foreground, is more strenuous and the dish-washing gang. Park make it. Let's smile a Happy prefers to kick the stuffin's out of a Woods, one of our new nun, h New Year. football or to knock home runs. Mr. just announced his marriage is This will, no doubt, be a Happy Drumm works in Dept. 31. take place Jan. 1st. We all e New Year for Mr. Mahoney, tend our wishes and good luck. knowing he can turn as many Lawrence Luckhaupt came leaves as he wants to this year on late the other morning for t the new No. 85 Catalog. first time in many moons. Speaking of the Catalog No. When the roll was called I 85, the printer's devil insisted on JOHNS TWO BOYS John W. Miller of Dept. 43 has two Mr. Sipes, our foreman, on Mo setting up our new Pintle chain sons that he is proud of. At the left clay, December 4, Fred Kohlc w as "Pimple Chain." is Kenny and at the right is Carl. John among the missing. Well, the Carl Wallwork surely sleeps is a well-known figure in our Structural is a reason. Kohle is enlargii Shop, and has a host of friends in the latp in trip ninnilnrr TT,.<».-*. ™«-... By HARRY ROWE, Bowling Secretary •UESDAY evening, Decem at Al's scores the first night with ber 12th, marked the half INDIVIDUAL BOWLING AVERAGES his "sore thumb," we believe he way post of our Bowling (Do not include Handicap) can finish the season with high me. Several changes in the Selbach 185 Schwab 156 Yost 145 individual average if he will get ding have taken place since Lohr 181 Salisbury 156 Russell 145 a hammer and give his thumb a ast issue of the Service. The Recob 174 Robinson 156 Weatherby ....143 good bump every Tuesday. es team has taken the lead McFarland 170 Lamb 155 Warner 142 Standing, December 12th y from the Electricals, but (Total Pins include Handicap) Weekley 169 Stein 155 Warsmith 142 Total e two teams have three post Willey 167 Holzbacher ....155 Glackin 141 Won Lost Pins ed games to roll off, and it is Gale 166 Rowe 155 Burns 139 Stores 25 14 30127* ible for the Electricals to get E. Taylor 165 May 154 Stephens 139 Electrical 24 15 31968* : on the top rung. The Cost Krepps 164 Geis 153 Spence 139 Cost 23 19 32653 1 has managed to hold on to A. Gerlack 164 Hewetson 152 Trik 138 Production .... 21 21 32584 - third place position. Pro- Redman 163 Beem 150 Prushing 135 Structural .... 19 23 31913 ion, by winning eight out of Byron 163 McMillan 150 Dunlop 130 Blacksmith .... 18 24 33019 ' last twelve games, has Bleucher 162 Moffett 149 E. Lewis 121 Order 18 24 32577 ed up from sixth to fourth Leifeld 161 McReynolds ..149 Killian 119 Sales 17 25 31675 * Have 3 postponed games to roll o.f. e. Structural, by breaking DeBruin 157 Butts 148 Yoelkel 110 i in their twelve games, has High Weekly Scores Eaton 156 J. Taylor 147 1 Game onto their fifth-place posi- Nov. 21 Gale 231 Nov. 28 Eaton 243 Order lost ten of their Dec. 5 Redman 234 ve games and as a result are weeks were great ones for the a score of 99, wins first prize. We Dec. 12 Bleucher 215 3 Games tie in games won and lost second division clubs of Novem know, however, that the first Nov. 21 Peterson 614 i the Blacksmiths, but sixth Nov. 28 Eaton 589 ber 14. All of the teams that shift on the alleys on Tuesday Dec. 5 Redman 561 c goes to the latter because were in the second division on evenings is the cause of it all. Dec. 12 Bleucher 608 heir having a higher pin av- November 14th broke even or John Glackin is receiving a bid Team ;e than the Orders. The Sales 1 Game better in the last twelve games, on a pair of guaranteed blinders Nov. 21 Production 909 i won seven of their twelve while those in the first division for Mickey. Nov. 28 Sales 841 Dec. 5 Electrical 897 les, and while they are in last on that date got worse than an First Al Salisbury and then Dec. 12 Sales 916 e at present, are only two 3 Games even break with the exception of "Looie" Stein pull the old sore- Nov. 21 Production 2520 es out of fifth place, Stores. thumb alibi after a had ni^ht, Nov. 28 Sales 2404 Dec. 5 Electrical 2546 aken all in all, the last four "Handicap" McReynolds, with and strange to say, after looking Dec. 12 Blacksmith 2564 PE FROM THE DRAFT Bill Firtch —• never to laugh We are sorry that we have to little river steamer where he ING ROOM again. add Bill Holstein to our sick list, earned his first quarter. See the By K. B. Webster Walter Thomas — to give up but in our annual letter to Santa great five million dollar breakfast rt the New Year with a smile!" Brown's Mule. Claus we have petitioned a gen food plant founded by him. And i will find it worth your while, determination and a grin, Ray Richards—not to take Le- erous gift of good health for Bill. there, behold, our John himself 1 honest toil, and you will win." Roy's queen in chess. Did you see the pictures taken standing before his palatial home t the time of our writing, El- LeRoy —• not throw away a of and by our own John Tom, on Riverside Drive? Balduf is laid up with in- chess game. in the December number of Ser nza, but we hope that the Bruce Converse — no more O vice? Did they not call to mind DRILL PRESS PRATTLE day spirit will chase away the Henry's. the pictures that we see in con By Wm. Kintner, Dept. 53 treperous germs that have Max Drayer—no more penny- nection with the life stories of Mr. Conard has joined the sed our friend's discomfort, matching. other great men? See the modest "Order of Owls" as night fore lappy Hooligan is pictured I'earl Eaton—to walk to work. birth place of our hero. See the man of Dept. 53. b an empty tomato can for a the movie cowboy affects a When Ritchie saw December ad sombrero, but Walter stamped on his "flimsy" it made >mas, eminent financier and him think. "Say, do they give eeler of imported canaries, one or two weeks for Christmas it them one better recently here?" stepped forth, at quitting time Fritz Ragesick requested an > the mist and rain of a De- overall pass a few clays ago and lber evening wearing his on inspecting it he found that he sty eye-shade in lieu of a bon- had a pass for one drill press, Better check up on your depart w Year Resolutions that Will ment, Ed, and see if you are Not Be Made short any machines. solved by: If drills could talk— r red Carney—to shave every CHAMPIONS—FOR THE TIME BEING Any press: "Since they have First place in the Jeffrey Bowling League is a place of much uncertainty, in a night force on here, I sure am )an Knies—to forego stogie fact, the floor of that region is covered with slippery ice and banana peels. You glad when Sunday comes." might be in first place one evening, and on the next evening—ker-FLOP!—down Miller's Press: "Gee. vou're From France came a letter which seemed to have a peculiar the letter was sent to The Jeffrey Co. Export Division, for who address, as the Columbus Postoffice knew of no individual or was intended. corporation who answered to the name, "Machinery for Every The author of the letter had seen, likely, a copy of our Ex Industry." However, the postal employee, whose duty it is to handle Division Catalog which has a heading identical with the add mail with insufficient address, evidently knew something of the range shown on the accompanying envelope. A reproduction of the c of products manufactured by The Jeffrey Mfg. Co. Accordingly page of the Export Division Catalog is also shown. iiiiiiiu i II 11 • 1111 imiiiiiiiiiniii lilllllllMIIMIIIIIII KEYBOARD KLIPPINGS Miss Kilbourne was stan By Pollyanna Wigginton, Stenog. Dept. at the corner of Broad and I It is easy enough to be pleasant LETTER FROM recently, waiting for a street When life moves along like a song, But the man worth while when a man driving a mac Is the man who will smile FRANCE FINDS bearing an Ohio license drov When everything goes dead wrung. and said "Where is High Stre Why not try beginning the ITS PROPER Betty gazed at him in astor New Year with a smile, and ment for a few moments anc watch the effect it will have on DESTINATION plied "You're on it." those with whom you come in Schmittie is back on the contact? The most hopeful sign after a three months' leave of of the times is a SMILE. If sence. Glad to see you're b your life is a happy earnest life Old Top! In order to rid without grudge or grumbling; if self of some of the surplus a^ you manifest a cheerful willing dupois, she has given up ness to do the unpleasant things evening meal entirely, and \ as well as the pleasant, when you SOICEIE des ANCIENS HEVES DES UJLES NATION ET METIERS she eats for her lunch wi know it is jour duty; if you are / make you laugh out loud. If Siege : 8. Rue Chaochat, 6. capable of taking the highest TCUraiE CrUKBfIC 11-07 Adresse T keeps up at the rate she is gc view which the circumstances of she should hit the 125 mark a case may admit; if your mind is groundhog day. filled with cheerful hope-laden One day the conversatior ideas; if you meet your friends Monsieur lunch hour drifted to the sub and co-workers with a smile, re of cider, and in discussing, it flecting in your countenance a and con, we were amused to 1< consciousness of being able to that Miss Walker has alw cope with any situation, you will been under the impression have a quickening and cheerful "sweet cider is made from influence on your neighbor and apples and hard cider from gi he will have nothing dismal to apples." Can you imagine I remember about you. when she hails from Jackson If yo* go through life in a Very Clever woeful state of mind, as if you Miss Miesse remarked were sailing a dark and stormy learn the cause of the commo minutes, they informed him it other day she would like to f sea of trouble, disclosing the fact tion, there stood Paul, minus the would not be ready until morn something "elevating" to r that you are inexpressibly miser ornament on his upper lip, then ing, w hereupon Sam rushed mad whereupon Miss Walker han able, it is a grave symptom that we heard such remarks as these: ly back to the office anel up to her a copy of our 244 Bulletin you are in an undone condition. "Oh, I like it better on;" "It the Chain Engineering Dept. on Jeffrey Bucket "Elevators." Find out what you lack, and then made you look more like a man;" the 4th floor, advising Mr. Bishop Heard over the telephone: smile to think of the somber and "Now you look like a little boy to this effect. In the meantime, Miss Melvin there?" "Well mournful aspect you have been. again," etc., etc. Paul stood the Clem Faeth asked Sam why he her to come up to my office Crowd out unpleasant thoughts ordeal gracefully, and since hear did not bring up some mail that bring her handkerchief along, and fill the space with high ex ing the concensus of opinion, we was downstairs. Sammy's eyes cause I am going to make pectations. "Keep Smiling" is are wondering if he will start an flashed and he said: "Please, cry." If you did "Hib" we our motto for 1923. other one. It was a cool morn Mr. Faeth, don't heap any more take off our hats to you. It c; Owing to the fact that there ing, and he said he felt chilly troubles on my head, I am so he did!! was more or less objection to without it. What's the matter mad now that I could tear up From a letter recently Friday night for our dances, in "Pug," did you get cold .feet three lions." dressed to the Credit Dept. asmuch as many of the Jeffrey when you were eliminated in the On another occasion he came the Montreal Office, we exce boys interested in dancing are exhibition of a becoming "soup into our department to gather up the following: "Our reason working on Friday nights, we strainer" for Mac? We did not the records to be shaved, and re returning the envelopes is t decided to change over to Thurs realize what a difference it would ferring to the demands of the His MaJesty's Government day night. Now. if you do not make in your personal appear dictators for records he said sists that we use stamps bear attend, you will have to furnish a ance until it had been removed. "They burn up my ears, and then the picture of the King inst good alibi. Don't forget, Thurs Perhaps if we had given you the I go right upstairs and burn up of that of Benjamin Franklin, day evening of each week, at proper encouragement, you never Mr. Mark's ears." shown on the United St;; Euclid Academy. would have committed the rash Some weather! At noon, De stamps," and the following is ] Thank You, Razor act. "Of all sad words of tongue cember 8th, 1922, the mercury in Hewetson's repartee: "It \ When Paul Roscoe Hewetson or pen, the saddest are these: 'it dicated 70 degrees, and in re rather thoughtless on our part entered our department on the might have been'." ferring to the exceedingly warm assume that these envelops co morning of December 7th a yell Messenger Sam had been sent weather for December, Miss be used from your office, went up from the gang, and out to the Shipping Room to get Murday remarked "No wonder wish to advise that the picture when the writer looked up from a delivery on a proposition one so many people have pneumonia, the U. S. stamps is that of I MANY A FRIENDSHIP HAS BEEN "BUSTED" THRU A CHRISTMAS SEEGAR C expect that Dr. Russell, Last year friend wife gave hubby some seegars for his Christmas gift; he in It's Gotta Be Stopped, Doc Dpractor extra-ordinary, will turn passed them around in the shop to his co-workers; they in turn passed them on An anonymous communication to the ash man, the coal dealer and the landlord; and they used them for fuel. So to double shift with mem- everyone lived happily ever afterwards. appeared on this page in the last of the Bowling League as issue, crediting our own Dr. village blacksmith, Bill Russel Means with buying a two cher, couldn't hit a balloon (or was it a five) pound box of season until he had taken a DIDJA SEE THE BIG GRIN candy for his wife and accident reatments and then, by gosh, Andrew Has a Sister ally leaving it in someone else's veraged over 200—and en- ITTLE Andrew Peterson, son of our plant engineer, F. O. machine, etc., etc. We feel, how ! the bowler's paradise. "Lookout" Peterson, decorated up their living room mantel and ever, that this practice of hood L hung a big stocking there so that Santa would bring him a nice winking wives should be nipped Prefer a Hose Connection with Cuba baby sister. In order to avoid the big rush and crush on or about in the bud before it takes up too IT good old friend, Freddy the 25th, Santa delivered the gift requested of him on December 14th. much of our valuable space and ;, puts on his radio head set, F. O. P. was so delighted that he could hardly stand still. "She's a incidentally by one actually buy 3 his feet up on the table, handsome child," he remarked, "she looks so much like me." Mary ing no more candy than a rabbit 5 one of his home-made stog- Kathryn is the name given to her. in the first place. unes in with Havana, Cuba, Did everyone smoke? Yes, man; even the Power House stack Nope, Too Skeered spends a pleasant half hour. did. In speaking to the River Su claims the atmosphere of perintendent at the Storage Dam ina improves his perfectos. he mentioned that they would PIPE SHOP PRATTLE probably put on extra guards as ake Note, All Newlyweds By H. E. Eichorn, Pipe Shop soon as the river froze over, as r information relative to It had been whispered about, he can get out of Prince is a he feared that Fred Sands' Hot lg perfectly balanced fami- and Mr. Crossley told me that grunt. Dog Band would be having a that is, the proper quota of Mr. Wolfe had told him, that Mr. Nathan Cromwell of Dept. 9 skating party. and girls, consult with the Palmer had spoken to him about hands in this one: A man has 'Tis Suspicious t Engineer's Office . Either the advisability of getting a nice 19 horses which he wants to di One clue that the Liquor Sepiad Peterson or Mr. Bradshaw little pig for a Thanksgiving din vide between three sons. The follows up with results is the give the necessary informa- ner for himself and Mrs. Palmer. oldest to have one-half, the sudden appearance of fine clothes Mr. Wolfe advised him that Mr. younger to have one-fourth, and without any reasonable excuse Very Rare Kintz was selling some fine geese the youngest to have one-fifth. therefore. C. C. Miller's new ice the styles have changed and suggested to Mr. Palmer that An old friend comes along and form-fitting overcoat might be skirts have been lowered it they would make a very appro seeing the boys arguing, asks under surveillance right now. ther unusual to find a case priate dinner for two persons, what's the matter. Upon being Warning rained eyes. that he could get two geese for informed he says "Why, that's If smiling "Al" Salisbury gen Wot's He Looking At? the price of one pig; and it would easy; here take my horse and erously offers to haul you down ir old campaigner and Roos- not be necessary for him to eat then you can do it." They do town of an evening check up on Club President, Phil Ham- up one side while his wife was this, then the oldest takes y2 of his gas before you start — he I, has been troubled of late eating down the other; that they 20=10; the younger takes *4 of doesn't. He never rides alone for strained eyes, and is now could have a goose apiece. The 20=5; the youngest takes % of that reason, because if it happens •d out with what he insists geese were all sold when Mr. 20=4; making 19 altogether. to be real late, say around mid ivhite gold spectacles. Palmer arrived, so he had to fall They give the old friend his night, after respectable filling horse back, and they all journey Cock a Doodle Doo! back on the pig. stations are closed, he needs happily on their way. e aim to omit all reference Mr. and Mrs. Palmer went to someone to strike out in search ir own family's affairs but at market to buy the trimmings for Herb bought a Boy Scout suit of gas while he "runs a heat" on time, in the excitement due. said pig, and things were going to go hunting in; one that any a stogie. We know. e arrival of one Mary Kath- along nicely until Mrs. Palmer comedian of the Keith's would Wotcha Say, Mickey? to our inner circle, we can stopped to buy some celery. Mr. be proud to own. When asked Snappy McReynolds wrote that feel depressed and sad to Palmer noticed some nice big, how many rabbits he got he said Johnny Glackin was "coming into : of our near and dear friends red cranberries. "Say mamma," the limit. Jake says the most of his own" in the Jeffrey Bowling have to be contented with said Prince, "don't you think we them were Herb's neighbors League. However, after seeing boys or two girls and not ought to buy some of those nice cats; for a great many were miss Johnny's scores we fear that Mac Df each as yours truly. big red cherries to dress, and give- ing in the vicinity of 664 West meant to be nasty. taste and color to our Thanks Mound St., and as a matter of Ushered in the New giving dinner?" "Hush Prince, fact Herb moved just about that The boys are pretty careful e we're almost tempted to them's cranberries, not cherries." time. what they say to Bill Bleucher he flag at half mast the other Another report came in that on Wednesday until they find out when our honorable friend, Mr. Wolfe says he don't know Herb shot at a rabbit that was 50 what his bowling scores were oa N. D. Levin, drove in with whether it was the cherries or the feet away and missed it entirely; Tuesday evening. e new big sedan; we will all pig that makes Prince so disa but killed another one that was the rugged old Cadillac that greeable here lately. Mr. Cross- running 125 feet awav. Tark savs Miss Murdav to the Clerk (at _r\lL - uJ Y »**^, A^°„N (WISH I WAS HOME^) LV> \SjiOoT|HC 60LF. ' ttR CLOSE, GOSTOE SPENT $m BILLY FIX,DEPTIg, RECEIVED A FREE niLh BATH AT THE CAFETERIA THE OTHER DAY. MEADOWS OF TH E TlfAE DEPT. 5F)Y5 THAT ONE WINTER HE WORKED ON A IF^O^THEV CEO. SELBACH NEVER Cow FRoXE FAILS TO CARRY ENOUGH BE FoPvE ITCOOJ^PHITTHE BDCKET. LUNCH. AFTER SEARCHING THE ENTIRE PLANT OVER JAKEECHART DISCOVERS THAT JOHN DAU/S WAS NOTWORKING- X -VisT e tf*JfrTLT ^acoNf^AD,Hl6HT FOfiEMAr* IF RAY JAMISON DOESN'T QOlT PLAY DEPT. 53, HAS 8EEN ooty JN/T/RTED ING H 'S ,5A^f^ PHOrt £ OUERON INTO THE ORDER OF THE OWLS. HlLL fto£., SHORTY LAf^BE RT EWSTirinEL^DEPT.^.' ^FlAKES USE iS doirtfr TO Po SoroEirHirtfi OF ALCOHOL FLAf*>ES PRomHlS Rft OlATOW• 0£S> PE l\ATE. . WHOOZIT ALBUM 111 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIM Escaped Steam The first one is a eleep mystery—the man at the left is hiding Some Things the Girls of the Continued from page IS something in a bushel basket. We've seen squirrels bury nuts, and Stenographic Dept. Do Out mon I. Wallace, who is dogs bury bones, but this fellow has buried something really valuable side of the Office 's Chief Deputy, had pur- —likely a lump of coal, or a device for taking the squeak out of Our "Boss," Lucy Webster— :d a goose from the flock of shoes. spends much of her time in her : which Mr. Edward Kintz The gentleman in the center is trying to kid us into believing D. S. (Dodge Sedan). for sale at 18 cents per that he is rushing the growler with that bucket. We know as well Billie—does the things her hus d. Damon tried to sell it to as he does that there isn't that much beer in the county any more. band likes. of the boys in the engine With so man}' hootch hounds it isn't safe to let that much liquor Ethel—joy riding with grey for 28 cents a pound, but accumulate. The only safe wray is to drink the stuff at once. haired men. ; unsuccessful he had to take Gosh, if we could only pack that last man in ice until next foot Florence anel Rhona—running me. ball season Coach Wilce would be delighted to use him on his team. a race to see which one can get .-eral days later Damon was They must feed him well. All three of the foregoing men are daily the most beaux and the most pro 1 charge of the boiler at the seen wandering around the plant. posals. ry and while he was count- The last three photos published were of Bob Hays, Edward Margaret and Schmittie —• just p his imaginary profits and Stein and Jerry Gifford. To protect Jerry's "rep" we might say that adore "tin lizzies," especially lg out his paper money with the bottle he carried in his hip pocket contained nothing more than when Fritz and Morgan are at iron that he had borrowed glue. Just stick around and see. the wheel. the laundry, the boiler pop- Pollyanna — swimming, danc 3ff and Damon popped out ing, bowling anel everything .indow. sack and all popped imaginable, especially sitting in oo. The Charge of 1923 the porch swing or canoeing with her "Nuhfie." mon pooh-hooed back to the By L. H. McReynolds, Stores Office Ruth—always taking the kids bing shop, there to find his EFORE this issue of the Service reaches its readers, the old to a dance or some place. in silent reverence, holding year of 1922 will be a matter of History and 1923 will have B found its way into our hearts and into our lives. Miss Goodman — tripping the lunion with Ham and Wal- light fantastic. "What's the matter," asked New Years Day is the great observation point for us to survey Miss Shaeffer—crocheting and "That confounded boiler past and future. We look back to see how far we have progressed. doing fancy work. up," said Damon sobbingly. We look back and review the past not in the spirit of congratulation, but that, profiting by its lesson and the errors we might have made, Miss Kilbourne—her hobby is ever mind, we will see Jake; we may in the future do more and better work. swimming. ill have it fixed for you," Herb. There is something mysterious about the unknown of the Future, no one can tell what the New Year may have in store for us, but Since 500 set nis to be the hob w Damon is seeking Jake's there seems to be in all hearts the consciousness that this year will by of the stenographic girls, most e as to which position he have but few- sorrows and no heart will ache, that no matter how of their leisure time being de d accept. He has a position good the past year might have been the New Year will be far better. voted to the game, they decided :d him in a pepper factory, But in looking back we must not forget the things of the spirit to organize a 500 Club, and on mother one as salesman for in considering the visible works of our own hanels, for "Where there Wednesday evening, December al concern. Herb has ad- is no vision the people perish." History tells us of nation after 13th, met at Miss Bicknell's him to accept the latter, as nation that performed wonderful feats in days of prosperity. But home, 66 E. 11 th Ave., for this ill have a better opportunity the pride of power and trust in wealth could not save these peoples purpose. Miss Walker was >rk up, that the other would when their Souls had degenerated. elected Secretary-Treasurer, and hot job at the best. The passing of the Old Year if it could speak to us, is like the the meetings are to be held every :e has advised him that he charge of a fallen hero on the battle field who, when he fell mortally two weeks on Wednesday night. d not take either but stay wounded cried out to his comrades the words, "Carry on." The club members are: Misses e plumbing shop. Hard battles still confront us, but placing the words "Carry on" Bicknell, Melvin, Murday, Sel- r hy you wouldn't make a in front of our lives, we will find the old foes—ease, luxury and vey, Schmitt, Walker, Wigginton nan, for you couldn't sell the pleasure within and arrogance, falsehood and iniquity without. and Mrs. Al. Kiefer. '., and couldn't work in the New Year, we are glad you are here, we will love you more as :r factory for you would be the davs come anrl cm VJe- linnp fViaf ,m„ U^\A ;« <-+~..« £~- ..- * ERRE HAUTE m e a n s IT IS NO "RUBE" TOWN As a producing city Te "HIGH LAND," being 500 Virgil Meister, manuger of our Service Station in Haute has 171 known industr T Terre Haute, Ind., does not want the folks in the main feet above sea level. It is (boot leggers not included), m the judicial seat of Vigo County. plant to think his city is a "burg," or a "rube town." ufacturing articles from f The famous Wabash river is His neighbors do not wear mittens and felt boots, nor powder to railroad cars. Th Terre Haute's west boundary, do they have pigs and chickens wandering about on industries, exclusive of min and it was in Terre Haute that their main thorofares. Hitching racks and a town pump and railroads, employ ab Paul Dresser, author of the most are not present. Wal, I reckon not! This city of Terre popular song of its time, "On the Haute is a real place. Read his article and be convinced. 15,000 persons normally and Banks of the Wabash," lived. capitalized at over $20,000,00C Terre Haute is 72 miles west of Indianapolis, 109 miles north of Terre Haute has 33 acres of improved parks, valued at $35,( Evansville, 178 miles south of Chicago and 176 miles east of St. The annual wheat crop in Vigo County is 7,874,951 busfn Louis. It is in the heart of Indiana's great bituminous coal belt. oats 13.021,400 bushels; hay 613,409 tons; corn 35,705,789 bush, District mine headquarters are located in this city, and within a cattle 272,943 head; sheep 103,152 head; 443,977 hogs, and 185, radius of 25 miles there are 125 coal mines, employing approximately horses and mules. Total valuation of farm land and buildings 15,000 men in normal times. Within a radius of six miles of the city Vigo County, according to latest figures, is $186,566,736. there are 20 mines. One mine extends under the Wabash river and There arc 10 fire companies in Terre Haute. It ranks in under the edge of the city. It has been estimated that in the 25 mile second class of cities, as regards insurance rates. Sixteen theal radius there is enough workable coal to last 225 years. are located here, eleven of them in the downtown district. Terre Haute's coal exports average about a million and a half tons a year. It is a railroad and traction center, having live railroads Two hundred miles of streets in the city come under the head and the Terre Haute, Indianapolis and Eastern Traction Co. passing of "improved." Fifty-seven miles are paved. Six banks, three ti through the city. The railroads are: The main line of the Pennsyl companies and fourteen building and loan associations have a cc vania, between New York and St. Louis; the main line of the bined capital stock of $39,460,000. Terre Haute is headquarters Big Four between the same cities; C. & E. I., between Chicago anel the Fifth District Internal Revenue Bureau. It has six cemeter the Gulf of Mexico; Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul; and the The spiritual welfare of the city is taken care of by 49 Protest; E. & I. These lines operate 123 freight and 64 passenger trains 5 Catholic, and 1 Christian Science, Churches, and 14 Missions. T through the city. Total freight shipments, outbound, exclusive of hospitals, a day nursery, detention hospital, two old ladies' hon coal, are over two million tons annually, and inbound one million. a Friendly Inn, two orphans' homes, a poor farm, social settlem The traction company operates 79 passenger and 16 freight trains and a society for organized charities are located here. to surrounding towns, with one line running to Indianapolis. Our post office ranks first class and has forty city routes Terre Haute is an educational center, there being three recog seven rural routes. Terre Haute's Chamber of Commerce recei nized colleges, besides several business colleges; three commissioned reorganized with 2,500 active members who prepared for their i high schools, 25 ward, and several parochial schools. The city has annual Pageant of Progress and Industrial Exhibition which purchased ground for a fourth commissioned high school. Rose hek! the week of October 30th. And by the way, Terre Haute \ Polytechnic Institute, St. Mary-of-the-Woods College, and the In the Three Eye League baseball pennant this year. Last, but diana State Normal School are the city's largest education institutions. least—Terre Haute has a JEFFREY SERVICE STATION. vince Wm. Cohn that he is no drew Fisher, Pete Simmons and longer repairing shoes. He spits Albert Beglin. cotter keys about as fast as he Bill Baker should have been would a mouth full of tacks. shooting "Heinies" during the Henry Faulkner wants to world war. He went out the know if "Valley Forge" was a first day of the rabbit season, got blacksmith shop. the limit, and was home by 9:00 Our 100% rabbit killers are A. M. Good work, Bill. George Selbach, Bill Baker, An This department boasts of a Introducing a Jeffrey Service Reporter LIKES THE III MOVIES r , ' i W (-1 Pf EILEEN AND LORAIN QUARTERBACK JENKINS Eileen, 3 years old, and Lorain, 18 y Stanley, the 12-year-old son of Ge months old, are looking for their daddy, Jenkins of Dept. 23, is the dashing SINGS IN A MALE-QUARTET Nonnah M. Smith of Dept. 50. Judging tain of the Baby Lion football t from Lorain's expression she is just Stanley is their quarterback and m about to exclaim, "There comes daddy forward passes and quarterback sn now!" like a Western Conference star, AND IS hope to see his name in the lineu FOND OF some college team in about ten yea TRAFFIC COP NEEDED IN HORSE BACK RIDING DEPT. 41 By L. C. Mertens member of the "Little Hate Newcomers in this department Club." He is Minor Cr are: Dale Osborn, Wm. W. EARL DRONE Cross believes in telling the tr Click, Wm. Cohn, Thomas Kid- in plain words; said he was hi well and W. Wolfel. We are in 4r ing rabbits all day but didn't need of a traffic cop now to keep one. these fellows from running into Smile and ke*ep smiling. ( n^r-h nttior ©ME .o7ms~cHjrj)r *ffl but you look good when McGHEE WINS THE PRIZE hamc aunuspncic was iiuinicu By O. Snouffer, Dept. St Mr. Louis Krenz, who was i Mr. John McGhee takes the MVB. <£. W. MxiUt spired, and the same thought w prize of 5 concrete Ford tires expressed by each at the sai for the "boner" this month. He RS. Mary Park Miller, wife of our secretary and time (which denotes good lucl got on a Pennsylvania Ave. car treasurer, C. W. Miller, died on December 20th in They resolved there and then to go home instead of the Ar m her home at 205 Woodland Avenue, after an illness extend this good cheer, by gi lington car and got nearly to of several months. Until she became ill she was a very ting the boys of Dept. 21 to pi Fourth Ave. before he learned active worker in the Central Presbyterian Church. Many sent their good chief with of his mistake. of our Jeffrey folks were enriched by knowing her. Christmas present. This little line is for the benefit Mrs. Miller was one of those kind and considerate per In a very nice manner ! of those who have not seen our sons that had a word of encouragement for those who Edward Sands presented c seemed discouraged, and a word of cheer and hope for those who felt overburdened with a load. Those who knew her feel a keen loss in the closing of so charming and beautiful a life. E- -ra also wishes to express his ap on Tom Strickler who henceforth preciation to Miss Kidwell and shall be known as "Singletree" Miss Fields for their services. Strickler. Lewis Crinkey bought a We often receive visits from home and is now his own Land our old playmate, George Rob lord. son. Just what did you say Bill Adams bought a new about Crooks, George? alarm clock. Better not be late Parkham is a new addition to our department family, and is al now, Bill. AND HER DAD PLAYS, TO( IONE LOUISE BELTZ Lawrence Doone has an auto ready running a race with Fritz Rosalie Milhon, daughter of Fr Pretty lone Louise, daughter of John and Lenkart. Milhon of Dept. 3, demonstrated \ Beltz of the Mining Engineering Dept., mobile. Says he is trying to thoroughly on November 24th that is content to sit in the corner as long get in shape for the dirt-track Harmson is fast gaining popu is no stranger to a piano. Her pi as she has plenty of toys to keep her larity in our department. His races. selections given in our Employees' C busy fingers and mind from getting idle. English, "Jawn" Geygan's Irish, teria were pretty and rendered like In this picture it seems that her daddy and Fritz Keitel's "Dutch" make artist. Many of the Cafeteria pati has her well supplied. MINING MACHINE RATTLES a REEL trio. were surprised to see Rosalie's fa By Earl Stroup, Dept. 31 seat himself at the piano and play a < newcomer, Tom O'Connor. Like with his daughter. Who said start the New Year STEAM FROM THE a bad penny they always come with a smile? Charley Drumm PLUMBERS back. chief, J. L. Sigrist, with a beai did things up right by buying his By H. E. Eichorn, Pipe Shop Any one who wants to know ful automobile robe and a ge own home and you never saw The cold sharp air from the about white feathers ask Nate warm cap. Mr. Sigrist mad< the likes of smiles. north was blowing briskly, when Pinney. very fitting response, thank "Dutch" Lenkart says we owe a thought wave passed through Our original "Bull Montana" the boys for their kind reme him an apology as his name was the active brain of Sir Edward gets very rough now and then. brance. misspelled. 'Smatter, "Dutch," Sands, while he was standing in When he "hollers" and you don't are you afraid we won't know front of the glowing flame of a LARKEN C. RUMSEY come he tosses iron blocks at whose tool box to look into? radiantfire at 5 A. M. waiting for Larken C. Rumsey, a forr your dome. For further infor Several of the Production men a car at First Ave. and High St. employee of Dept. 3, died on 1 mation see H. Briggs. are trying to ride "Jawn" Gey- The air seemed to be impreg cember 24th as the result of L. Bell seems to be coming gan. "Jawn" pulled a good one nated with good will, for this accident when a board fron along fine with his dancing. Late saw struck him in the stoma ly he seems to be all out of pep Since June 9th, 1922, he had b< on certain mornings, namely employed in the Pattern SI Tuesdays and Saturdays. and he had made many friei among his co-workers. He 1 SHEET METAL CHATTER. been employed once before, p By Ralph Russell, Dept. No, 17. vious to last June. The Eddie-tor informed us Larken was a rather inc that we were laying down on spicuous man, quiet and reserv the job and had not contributed but well liked by all. He is s anything for the Service for so vived by his widow, Mrs. Myi long that folks would think Rumsey, 728 Kerr St. that old No. 17 was no more. We have with us several new LETTERS OF THANKS boys: Mr. Brooks from Chicago The Jeffrey Foremen's Club ; is a very lively chap. It seems Jeffrey Employees: he is fond of school teachers. Mr. Charles W. Miller a Maybe that is why he whistles nowledges with sincere apprei all the time. We have a Mr. tion the kind expression of y Wyning but he is married and sympathy sent at the death we do not have much trouble his wife. with him.' Mr. Link and Baker * * * are also newcomers. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Denni George Roese wishes to thank EDWARD AND HIS SISTER, MARY LOUISE wish to thank the members * ™<.=>r<= nlH anH Ma™ Louise. 10 vears old. are the children of Elza n«„* A(\ „.Ur* <;/-, Unrllv cpnt fir • • W • »lfll»fc«»' . Patterson May Well be Proud of Her Youthful Musicians f O Mrs. C. M. Patterson, first matron of the girl's cottage at the Children's Home just north of Worthington, goes much credit for the orchestra vn in the accompanying photograph. s than two years ago the nucleus of orchestra was formed when through 1 work and persistency Mrs. Patterson led the job single handed and obtained e old instruments on which three of girls were given music lessons. As fast he could secure additional instruments members were trained for the orches- and today eighteen girls belong to splendid organization, atrons of our Employees' Cafeteria Back row from left to right: Hazel Rice, saxo phone; Elizabeth Harmon, piano; Ann Blowers, Saxophone; Mrs. Patterson, matron; Helen Sewell, bass viol; Anna Vesta Boyer, trombone; Alice Warner, clarinet; Ada Williams, violin; Josephine McGuire, violin; Dorothy Skeel, violin; Alma Gunther, violin; Veronis Crabbe, cornet; Mary Rice (leader), cornet. Front row, left: Ella Boyer, flute; Frances Rice, melophone; Edith Boyer, drum traps; Gwendolyn Hersey, violin; Sadie Harmon, violin; and May Whitmore, 'cello. E BE ing had happened. All of the members are nice looking and bright girls. After the concerts the girls enjoyed a nice luncheon. The cornetist ate so much that she complained about the tightness of her overcoat belt after finishing her meal. : given the privilege of hearing these member of the group, being just nine The lower picture shows some of the i on Dec. 28th. They gave three de- years old, but she operates the two drums, boys from the Home displaying the live tful concerts for the two shop groups the cymbals, triangle and xylophone like a stock. This stock not only contributes to the office groups. The oldest girl is professional. It is a fact that the big drum the domestic welfare of the institution but nteen years old, while Edith, who kept sliding away from her, but she pulled it also furnishes the boys an opportunity s the drum traps, is the youngest it back into position and played as if noth- to keep their minds and hands busy. BEE rORES OFFICE SCRAP office is supporting a Bowling evening and taking up the less in touch with for a long time PILE Team and that said team won strenuous game of pinochle, but reached our ears during the holi By Leon H. McReynolds two games out of three against after winning two games out of days. It is surprising in the fact iay it with radio," seems to the first-place Electricals, in a nine or more the decision is still that we had almost given up the slogan these days, and postponed series on the 13th of on the table, and said team will hopes, and gratifying in that we ybody's doing it. Do not the month just completed. Now, continue with the King of Winter have added another Brother in N very many that haven't one it is not up to us to say it but sports for a while at least. Misery to our already-inflated hese radio sets. Getting to that is going some against a team It is not too late to join the ranks. Yes, Runt J. Liefeld has s common as Fords, and act of the calibre of the Electricals, 500 Club that is being organized popped the question and was ac it the same. Sometimes they who have five able bowlers and in this office at noon hours. The cepted unanimously. It is sur run anel sometimes they five who are on the jump all the club is going strong and Eisen- prising also to know that this has 't. time. gale and Russell seem to be come to pass even after our earn Doking around and seeing the Robinson, the original Mitt strong favorites as the unbeaten est chat with the young lady in t number in this office that Glommer, at last got down to pair. How about it, Milly and question, but evidently our eager : been off with colds and the business that Saturday afternoon Lotta? ness to forewarn her over-ruled the past month, one would and turned in the much-coveted We noticed the announcement any decision that she might have k that Dr. Coue and his sys- score of 221 in his final game, of Miss Beard's engagement had to the contrary. Well, any wasn't taking very well, or thereby causing much envy in the some time ago and we take this way we will forgive her in part because they have quit mak- enemy's ranks. Robinson says opportunity on behalf of this if she will let Runt out on Tues the only good tonic for colds? that he knew it was coming, but office to extend our heartiest day evenings to bowl. ar as we know they have quit when? We can get to riding and congratulations and every good Our congratulations are forth ing it but they are still sell- step out now that Roby has wish for her success and happi coming and we hereby extend our Peruna. found his stride ness in the future. heartfelt wish and hope that they By Leon H. McRi ynolds, Stores Office HERE is little need to remind anyone of what this month Even now and far into the future it is up to us as individu; stands for and what it has meant to us or what it will always to help keep this unity and to provide for practical success. It T mean to us. Never-the-less, it is the birth month of Washing because they stand supreme in American estimation of giving th ton and Lincoln. From childhood these names have been to us our ungrudging service to their country and that they have shown most inspiring examples of American patriotism. While in school the genuine type of patriotism, that we revere Washington a we were compelled to remember many dates, and even after school Lincoln. we had many dates to remember but now, as we look back there are As literature, as supreme examples of wise counsel and nol two that became fixed in our minds and we have never forgotten— eloquence, the recorded speeches of these patriots are immortal, a the 12th and 22nd of February. Why? Because the lives of these we think that the world has been moved as much by the fact tl two great men were set before us as examples and ideals, and we the words were uttered by the loftiest characters of our history have never regretted it. by the force of the addresses themselves. More than ever today do we need to study their lives, not only As we read the lives of these men we see that they had that we may be filled with a proper spirit of reverence for our contend with the same discouraging problems and conditions we fa history, but also for the very practical reason that we may gain when playing our minor roles. Some of us find discouragements t guidance for ourselves in meeting the gravest crisis that may con hardest to meet. We wonder if these heroes in doing their greal front us. tasks found the same thing to be true? Sometimes some of us fi The patriotism of these two great presidents can at all times be that we are willingly doing our best but we are ready to quit wh called practical and we, as Americans, value the practical. We want we think that we are not properly appreciated, that promotion gc everything we undertake to stand up under the most adverse condi to men of less ability, or that we are kept at work beneath our abili tions and to be practical is to see your work, no matter what it is, Did Washington fail to give his best when the Colonial Governme through to a successful finish if at all possible. hindered his military efforts, or when the country he was trying One reason why practical Americans have made such heroes save all but deserted him? Did Lincoln quit when Douglas w out of these two, our greatest presidents, is because they attained chosen for the Senate or when so many in a war-worn North cri great success in spite of great difficulties. When we face perplexing out for a negotiated peace? No! You well know that they did r and maddening difficulties in our work, it is reassuring to know and you well know that they brought their work through to a si that they are as nothing compared with what Americans have faced cessful finish in so far as the}- could humanly do so. Their patriotic in times past and conquered. If Washington anel his army could was of the practical kind. endure Valley Forge and Lincoln restore a divided union, surely Let each of us do his own job well; let each of us cheer up t it is gratifying in this day and age to know that our own United other fellow in the doing of his work, that in the end may come t States held her own and did her part in the recent World War. practical realization that we have not struggled in vain. B- S en. Ward is thoroughly cc vinced that you cannot drive How Long Do You Wait? "Reo Six" with one hand. Dutch Klein quit cigarett HEN a fire breaks out how long do you wait before (quit buying them). Ever sin turning in an alarm? When the water or gasoline he wore his new smoking jack W gets low in your radiator or gas tank how soon do to work he finds that all the bo you act? When the coal pile is consumed do you loaf on arc willing to furnish him wi the job? When an electric bulb burns out or a mantle is cigarettes as long as he has 1 broken do you just sit around and wait? When you see a smoking jacket on. Good way mean hornet steering straight for you do you calmly await economize, Dutch. his landing? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Then why do some men wait until the next day or week when they receive a minor cut or bruise or injury of some kind before going to the Hospital to have it treated? The Hospital wants you to come in for treatment as soon as possible. Delay might ultimately mean death, or you might find it very unprofitable and uncomfortable to be laid SHE RECEIVED TWO CHECKS up with a case of blood poisoning due to your negligence Lauretta P. Schneider, daughter of in delaying your trip to the Hospital. Phil Schneider of Dept. 23, is a bright shining examnle of the thrift idea. Just The Hospital is Open During these Hours recently she stood on tiptoe (her chin doesn't reach the counter) at the cash Sunday, by appointment 9:00 A. M. to 10:00 A. M. ier's window to receive two checks from Monday 6:30 A. M. to 8:30 P. M. the Jeffrey Christmas Savings Club ac Tuesday ,...6:30 A. M. to 8:30 P. M. counts which she started a year ago. Wednesday 6:30 A. M. to 8:30 P. M. She is one of the youngest depositors in the Building and Loan. Thursday : 6:30 A. M. to 8:30 P. M. Friday 6:30 A. M. to 8:30 P. M. HARLEY HAS AN ACCI Saturday 6:30 A. M. to 5:00 P. M. DENT Surgeon—11:30 A. M., until all patients are treated. By Harry A. Barker, Dept. 26 Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat—11:00 A. M. to 12:00 M., except The mystery of Harley Mc- on Sundays. PIANO TALKS FOR HIM Paderewski had better keep in practi Knight's mustache has been if he wishes to be known as the worlc solved. Harley raised a nice E- -E leading pianist, for 13-year-old Carl Ba mustache to wear home on his is coming to the front as a musicia holiday vacation. When arriving Harley came back to work with from Lancaster after seeing his On January 4th he played in our El home he found his pet bull dog out his little mustache. lady friend. He had one head ployees' Cafeteria and his playing ma didn't know him with the mis- Ward Bond, the boy with the light knocked out, radiator a good impression. Carl is a cousin A FINE GROUP OF YOUNGSTERS FROM THE STORES DEPARTMENT It takes a lot of courage for a copy writer to write a heading like the above two years. Sitting in the express wagon are Edmund, Jr., and Bobby, sons of Ed. L there is a husky male standing right in the middle of the group, but what's Weis. When these two rowdies start this wagon down the sidewalk it travels like is done! At the left, top row, is Edward Charles Gillette, son of Ed Gillette the 20th Century Limited. The stern and serious individual wearing the overcoat arseshoe fame. They tell us that little Ed cut his first tooth on a horseshoe, looks as if he was smiling for some bill collector, but in reality George Reams is a we don't believe it. The next two children are the smiling children of W. A. jolly old soul, and when he picks up a banjo they both just laugh right out loud. ard. My, how that little Phyllis does grow; and by the way, does three-year-old We almost forgot that this center picture was put here for the benefit of the junior rt Edward seem tiny for his age? Not much! The next picture is of Emma, George Reams, who is about three years old and one of the nicest little chaps you is six years old, and Charles Wm., who is three years old. They are the chil- ever met. The last picture is of another happy Store Room youngster. "No-o-o! of Wm. G. Latchaw. At the right is the husky, chubby, happy little mischief if I do kitty will run away," said little three-year-old Elmer, Jr., son of our Mr. romps around the home of Harry Drone. Her name is Harriet June; her age is Kennedy, when we suggested that he let the kitten sit beside him. EBB HOT PRESS NEWS but will sit before an instru melody for the occasion. A without stepping on them. It was By R. A. Curtiss, Dept. 45. ment with ear tabs on and good turnout from this depart the suggestion of one of the faith I I HILE on the way home waste good sleeping time trying ment and the Jeffrey plant is ful that a collection be taken up y from work Leonard to pick up some squeaks, expected. so he could shave, for it sure is Montenoro was struck squawks, squalls and squeals. fierce to be broke. in auto. The driver failed to Harry Geis, besides being the A DAVIS OR BUST Bob Adams who has been in Friends picked him up a captain of the Electrical bowl By W. E. Pettit, Dept. JO this department for six weeks is )le of hours later. "Monty" ing team that is in first place It is generally understood studying Jeffrey Quality so he i, "I would like to see that in the bowling league, was re around this old palladium of lib may become a salesman. He is er now." He also wishes to cently promoted to inspector. erty that Lloyd Bailey walks to on the job every minute and we and from work every day in or ik the members of Dept. 45 Fred Koehl had tough luck believe that when he takes up his der to be conservative so he can the flowers sent to him. with his flivver while down town duties in that line of endeavor he purchase himself a new7 Davis car 'ary Cook is wearing a dia- to a theater the other night will be energetic and efficient. next spring. And the distance ld ring she received for with the Mrs. When they We wish to extend to R. W. from Olentangy Park to the istmas. How long will we started from home he cranked Beaver, and his immediate family, plant is only four miles. We won- i to wait to hear wedding and puffed and snorted trying our sympathy in the death of his eler which is the cheapest—car s, and then hear her bang- to get the old "can" started, brother. fare or shoes? around with a frying pan, when he learned that he had Billie (Panel Board) Justice, Ralph Hoppman states in his opener, egg beater, etc., as no gas, and was a mile from humble way that he will soon the radio wizard, expects to get prepares hubby's chow? a filling station. Fred is get perfect a radio that we can talk concerts from London in a very le of the boys had to put ting used to it as this makes to Mars with. short time on the short-wave re tmber glasses because of the the second time in a week. generative set. Well, we hope so; Why don't you buy a horse, kle of her diamond- then we will get a change from He may speak Greek, or per old boy? adio bugs in this depart- the ones we now hear so much haps French, or Italian, or Span t are: Paul Josephson, C. Do You Dance? about. ish, but no matter what his lan Sipes, Lou Ashley. On February 8th Curtiss is The new clerk of this depart guage might be if he smiles we giving a dance in the Victoria ment- tU o T-T~„ XT ,1 C „!•„:„ :„ They were all human in his sight tory that was claimed by t Jeffrey Service and worthy of his help. English. This taught him se Published Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey This spirit of helpfulness grew reliance and courage. until it became a passion with Washington was one of 1 Manufacturing Company him, as attested by his own con greatest land owners in this cot Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office fession. try at that time. Some may we and Field. der why a "wealthy gentlema Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. Giving Pardons Rested Him Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested as he was called, busy managi from all employees in any department of the service. "Some of our generals com his plantations, should conce W. A. GRIEVES Editor-in-Chief plain that I impair discipline in himself with the questions 1 E. A. WANNER Editor the army by my pardons and re tween the Colonies and the Bi spites, but it makes me rested ish Parliament. It was becai ASSOCIATE EDITORS after a hard day's work if I can C. C. Miller „ „ „ ,„ . _... F. O. Peterson it was not his nature to be E C find some good excuse for saving Vernon Art - - Home, Western Editor R p Buscher different to questions of rij STAFF ARTISTS a man's life, and I go to bed Harold Hess Henry Ruhwedel Lawrence Gilbert and wrong, whether it toucl Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner happy as I think how joyous the him much or little. STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE signing of my name will make BY DEPARTMENTS It would be hard to find a p Dept. Dept. him and his family and his R. A. Stevenson 3 Ben W. Gray Time Dept. friends." son anywhere who would be L. Gilbert 5 Carl Warner Cost Dept. better example of patriotis Asa Weatherby 7 Miss Reynolds Adv. Dept. He left orders with the door D. W. Miller 9 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. Where is the man with the f< Miss Bailey, Chain 10 Miss Berlew Accounting Dept. keeper at the White House that Miss McCloskey, Mining 10 H. E. Eichorn Pipe Shop tune of Washington who is rea O. W. Evans 11 L. H. McReynolds Stores Office no person seeking a pardon to give up his luxurious surroui W. A. Leonard 14 Jerry Gifford Laboratory should be turned away and he R. Russel 17 John Graham Special Cor. ings, his family and friends, John Zeier 18 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. personally saw each one of them W. E. Pettitt 20 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. take command of an army w O. Snouffer 22 Fay Strode Special Cor. even if ambassadors, senators and hardly any equipment, a Harry Barker 26 Harry Rowe Special Cor. others were disappointed. Many Pond & Drone 23 and 27 John Davis Special Cor. against such great odds; rea Earl Stroup 31 Clarence Burns Special Cor. of these interviews were very to sacrifice everything he has Miss Lorbach 32 Walter Bauroth Special Cor. pathetic, and some thought that L. C. Mertens 41 Dudley Fisher Special Cor. the world—even his own life, Rufus Robson 43 Virgil Meister Special Cor. Lincoln was subjecting himself R. A. Curtiss 45 Richard Voelkel Special Cor. he is unsuccessful, for the cai Harold Schrock Mall. Fdry. Jimmie White Special Cor. to too great a strain and urged of his country? Karl Webster Chain Eng. Helen Pickett Special Cor. upon him that he delegate these Miss Wigginton Stenographers Marian Westlake Special Cor. intercessions to others. Whipped, but He Wouldn't Q After an especially nerve-rack His greatest characteristic p love for and consideration of ing scene, where a mother was haps was resolution. He acco others. Lincoln had been borne pleading for the life of her boy, plished whatever he set out into poverty. one of his associates cautioned do. No man was more thi Great sorrow had come into his him of the results to himself if oughly whipped than Washir life, more than he thought he he persisted. But Lincoln replied ton and yet he would not gi could bear at times, but he sur that it gave him pleasure to see up. The winter he and his an mounted them all and came to and talk with those who were in spent at Valley Forge was me know what kindness and help sorrow and then added, "Die than enough to make any m fulness meant to a weary soul. when I may, I want it said of me want to quit. Most of his an His great mind and big heart by those who knew me best that were in their bare feet and Ii made it possible for him to have I plucked a thistle and planted a very little clothing. Congn a sympathetic understanding of flower where I thought a flower failed to send supplies and ! the problems and misfortunes of would grow." army was almost starved. It w others. Coupled with this was a only by his personal appeals determination to do the right as rect to the people and by ion he saw it no matter what the cost THE FATHER OF OUR ing when there was no other w might be to himself. So we see COUNTRY that he brought his army th him as lawyer, member of the LL great men have points the winter. He was completi Illinois Legislature, Congress of character that stand discouraged, but he knew if man, and President, standing for A out. In fact, these are the gave up, the freedom of his cot and fighting for the preservation things that make them above the try and his dream of indeper of the Union and the rights of average individual. Washington ence was gone. He fought w ABRAHAM LINCOLN men. had more of these elements of a spirit that would not give and therefore could not be cc HEN LINCOLN went to When an attack was being character than almost any other quered. Washington to become made upon his administration personage in history. W President, it was neces and he was urged by his friends To the youth of the land he He was a man of high idea sary for him to borrow money to defend himself he said, "I do is held up as an example of truth he respected his fellowmen a to meet his traveling expenses. the very best I know how, the fulness and honesty. What a revered his God. We are te Some one in speaking of his very best I can; and I mean to fine thing it is to think that the that many times when he had financial condition said, "Lincoln keep doing so until the end. If man who is termed "The Father most unsurmountable obstac has nothing but plenty of the end brings me out all right, of our Country," should show by he was found by himself aski friends." what is said against me will his life that he achieved his great for Divine help, and we cam: But Lincoln did have some not amount to anything. If the ness not by telling lies and by but believe that his prayers we thing worth more to him than end brings me out wrong, ten crooked dealing, but that after answered. silver or gold, which won for him angels swearing I was right will all truth anel honest} are the only We Americans can well his many friendships and has en make no difference." things that make for permanent proud to call him the "Fatr deared him to so many people But it was not alone in mat success and greatness. of Our Country." The world b not only in our own country but ters pertaining to government In his early life as a surveyor produced many great leaders, b in all lands. He had a mind and society at large that he Washington was away from civi- it would be hard to find one wi By Karl Webster, Chain Engr. V'HCTS WHO After beginnin_ the New stand for. This club, the or- WHO'S WHC Year with a smile we decided ganization of which was record not to record any more ca ed in last month's Service, is lamities, catastrophes, or cas composed of Jeffrey's Unso ualties, but our sense of humor phisticated Girls who play five constrains us to make mention hundred upon regular occasions. of the disastrous ripping of Address answers in quadru Harvey Schneider's trousers up plicate to Bob Stevenson, on the head of a villainous spike Crusher and Pulverizer Depart in Ray Richard's desk. For full ment. (Note: The connection details, and supplementary cuss of the initials, to form the word words, see the owner of the "jug" is barred, as having no above-mentioned breeches. connection). Among the pleasant occur Elmer Balduf has acquired a rences in the past month is the new shell-rimmed eye shade return of our old friend, T. J. but he does not need it as much Fredericks, who is now num as Leo Yeager whose present bered with the handsome tribe one hangs to one ear by a rub comprising Dan Knies' squad. ber band. Old Man Flu with his mis The Cheese and Crackers RAYMOND V. ROWLEY erable partner, La Grippe, laid Chess Club meets daily at the CHAUNCEY WM. PHELPS Pricing Dept. heavy hands upon our gang this noon hour and numbers among Department 40 ^ AY Rowley's first job was winter, numbering among their its active members Black Rook |UST give me an afternoo % doing special delivery mes victims, "Web" Bradshaw and Richards, Chief Bishop Lifter "I off, tell me where som senger w-ork for the Post Franklin Le Roy. The latter Le Roy, Pawn-flinger Fouts, turtles are sunning them fice for about three years, was unfortunate enough to be Sublime Knight Firtch, and Su selves on a log, and I'll ask fo len he worked for the Erner- taken sick an Kentucky, and his preme Adviser Balduf. Messrs. no more." "Chance" Phelps )pkins Electric Co. for two prohibition-loving friends were Marks and Chandler, third-floor favorite recreation is turtle fisli ars, and then in March of 1899 quick to connect moonshine champions, should arrange a ing, and many hardshells an began working for the Jeffrey with his malady. match with some of the top- softshells have found their las i. in Dept. 22 on a cut off Our latest guessing contest is floor sharks. It would be a resting place in the skillet c he. After about six years he open to all with a full deck of great show. soup kettle of Mrs. Phelps. An ,s transferred to the Cost De- lace-edged, crepe de chine play The development squad has it would be a mistake to say the rtment and then the Pricing ing cards as first prize, which been increased by two men, "Chance" has any dislike fc ipartment. will be awarded to the first per Yost and Paterson, whom we hooking a bass or two, for h Ray likes youngsters—he has son correctly naming just what are glad to welcome! to our would rather put on hip bool /eral himself. the initials of the J. U. G. club brotherhood. and wade a stream than atten And Mechanical Toys. He an opera. >re out all of his boy's me- -BxSO- On Groundhog Day in 187 anical toys. "Chance" was born in this cit; And he likes Boy Scout work— BACK ON SHORE LEAVE He attended Fifth Ave. Schoo And bow ties— Frank De Forest Wolf, Jr., whose After working for about fiv father works in the Drill Press Dept., And Fatimas— is just off the rolling sea for a short years with The Columbus Bicycl And Polar Bear— shore leave. He is a husky little sailor Works he applied at the Jeffre And good books— and as jolly a tar as ever stood before plant on June 8, 1900, and he hs And newspapers— a mast. been here ever since. His fin And eucher and pinochle— job was to operate a shaper i And minstrel shows— Dept. 8; later he was transferre And Ziegfeld's Follies (about to Dept. 72, and then to Dept. 4i 3rd row) — In the year before he cam And movies— to the Jeffrey Co. he polished h And automobiles— shoes, plastered down his ha And work. and called on Margaret Purcel Columbus, Ohio, is his birth- his best girl. She answere ace; in fact, he has never left "Yes" to his question and the is fair city. He received his were married. Their family te ucation at Holy Cross School day is one of the finest, a pictui d got into boyhood fights, stole showing the group appearing i aches, threw snow balls at all the January issue of Servic k hats, and did most of the There are five boys and thre ings that parents forbid their girls in the family. His two oh ns to do. est boys work here in the plan Catherine Stewart became Mrs. Charles in Dept. 40 and Georg Dwley on April 24, 1906, and in Dept. 54. ro children, Robert, age 15, and Call at 884 Michigan Ave. ar orothy, age 3, help to brighten you will see a happy, contents > the Rowley home at 670 Car- family. Yes, "Chance" belongs 1 inter St. "I EARNED MY BIKE" the Twenty Year Service Clt Ray has been the Secretary of Arthur, 12-year-old son of Bill Loew and the Jeffrey Mutual Aid A e Twenty Year Service Club of Dept. 18, earned enough money by sociation, but he has alwai selling newspapers to pay for his bi- 1'jciju, rvcHUi i OIIU riu&idiii ridiv Building, Loa By R FINANCIAL STATEMENT F( ASSETS Cash $ 13,9 Loans on Mortgage Security 916,3 Loans on Stock, Certificate or Pass-Book Sjcuri.y. . 25,8 Loans on all other Security 6,0 $ 962,2 DISBURSEMENTS Loans on Mortgage Sacurity $ 367,5 Loans on Stock, Certificates or Pass-Book Security. 55,2 Loans on all other Security 7,9 Unfinished Building Account 70,8 Withdrawals of Running Stock and Dividends 302,0 Withdrawals of Deposits 84,4 Withdrawals of Paid-up Stock 51,0 Borrowed Money 45,0 Dividends on Paid-up Stock 6,5 Interest on Deposits 4,6 Interest on Borrowed Money 4 Appraisal Fees 2 All other Expenses 5 $ 996,5 Cash on hand 13,9 $1,010,4 EARNINGS Interest $ 53,5 ROM the time we swallowed the first Appraisal Fees 1 Housing Account oyster from the oyster cocktail, which F was the first item on the menu, until the final curtain was drawn on the last act in the program, we enjoyed every min ute of the time spent in the Employees' $ "53,7 Cafeteria on Saturday evening, January 20th. State of Ohio ) ss In the Cafeteria was a vast assemblage Franklin County J of what we can term worthy exponents of Anthony Ruppersberg, being duly sworn, deposes & Savings Association, of Columbus, Ohio, and that tl thrift, seated at the immaculate white mar business of said Company for the fiscal year ending ble-topped tables arranged for this particu its financial conditions at the end of said fiscal year. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 14th lar occasion, the Annual Banquet of the Jeffrey Building, Loan and Savings Asso •Hello Dar, Honey- ciation. The Cafeteria was decorated very pret- every face, and there were over six hundred faces. Picture in you ly in ferns, smilax vines and crepe paper. The lights were partly mind those six hundred smiling faces. Dvered with green, orange, blue and black crepe-paper streamers. They smiled because that's all there was for them to do until th Of course, the friendly hand shaking and chatting had taken word "start" was given, and then the masticating action replace) lace and had made the smile the only expression visible on each and part of the smile. ill MB, nuijuai 1'iccimc ui JCIIIC/ Association ING DECEMBER 31st, 1922 LIABILITIES Stock and Dividends $ 696,039.20 Stock and Dividends 117,900.00 106,877.27 Fund $25,928 02 •d Profit 6,000 00 ?serve 31,928 02 rowers on Houses under Construction 9,476 65 S •MVl.Tll 'JO RECEIPTS Running Slock $ 399,815.77 Stock 52,608.00 87,283.59 >n Mortgage Loans 254,8 17 ",'.i n Stock, Certificates or Pass-book Security lid 44,786.36 l all other Security Repaid 13,585.02 ed Building Account 79,810.00 i Money 10,000.00 53,583.52 700 00 il Fees 117 00 Account 10.00 $ 997,146.85 hand at close of last Fiscal Year 13,298 99 $1,010,445.84 DISTRIBUTION s on Running Stock $ 33,810.12 s on Paid-up Stock 6,508.00 Fund Credit 4,500.49 d Profit Credit 3,000.00 on Deposits 4,671.89 teer waiters, were kind enough to give their evening to this good on Borrowed Money 406.50 work of rushing the food to us while it was hot,' and hot food tastes il Fees 275.50 • Expenses 538.02 the best, so a vote of thanks was given them. $ 53,710.52 Menu ANTHONY RUPPERSBERG, Secretary and Treasurer. Oyster Cocktail Celery Olives Pickles ;tary and Treasurer of the Jeffrey Building, Loan Veal a la Maryland art is a full and detailed report of the affairs and D. 1922, and that it is true and correctly shows Cranberry Sauce ALEXANDER, Mashed Potatoes Candied Sweet Potatoes Notary Public. French Peas in Patty Shells Parkerhouse Rolls Fruit Salad Ice Cream Cake Right here is where we must hesitate to find or try to find the Coffee — Cigars t ap'propriate words to express the gratitude for the splendid work An excellent program had been arranged so after everyone had Irs. Hughes, her able assistants, and the volunteer waiters, out- eaten their fill, the entertainment began. Mrs. Corinne Borchers 1 in clean white coats and aprons, in preparing and serving the Abram sang several wonderful selections, most especially "My Hero" , wholesome and delicious that it was. The young men, or volun Continued on next page Continued from page nine were. Miss America would have been out of the running at t by request. Most of us have heard this contralto vocalist before, as gathering of bridesmaids, ribbon bearers and flower girls. The ush she is the wife of our Ed Abram of the Pricing Dept. It was worth a strutted up and down the aisle as though experienced. good price just to hear her. Little Freddie Probasco as bride took the oath to love, hoi The entertainment program was then interrupted for about ten and obey Al Bradshaw, the bridegroom, and Charlie Miller tied minutes to allow the handling of the business, such as the reading of knot. The ivory harness ring, of a vermillion hue, fit perfectb the minutes of last year's meeting, report of finances, and election almost. The only tears shed were those by Bill Hollenback. of four directors. The minutes and report were accepted as read and doubt he was sorry for the bride who selected such a brute fo: the motion to re-elect by acclamation the four retiring directors husband. It was also rumored that someone had rubbed onions received the unanimous vote of "aye". With this taken care of, the her or his kerchief, this act causing the flow of tears. This afl entertainment was resumed. was carried out remarkably well and got many hearty laughs. ^ owe our thanks to George McFarland, our metallurgist, for Program staging of this act. Contralto Solo Mrs. Corrine Borchers Abram Miss Ebert, Pianist Next came a black-faced monologist that very few of us h; ever seen before, even with the burnt cork washed off his pleas Lawdy, lawdy, here comes Rastus! countenance. This gentleman was Mr. G. A. Mann, Vice Presid Black-face Monologue by G. A. Mann, Wirthlin-Mann Co. of the Wirthlin-Mann Co. of Cincinnati, Ohio, one of the Jeff Miss Ernest, Pianist Mfg. Company's agents. His songs and jokes were full of hun and wdt, and there is no question but what he had everyone laugh Harmony Number or giggling during his entire performance. For some reason KROWMAET (a Greek work meaning 'Pull together") picked on Worthington and its C. D. & M. He also let the cat Jeffrey Double Quartet of the bag by telling us some things he heard about Carl Trik, 1 Hollenback, Stephen A. Sharp, Earl Converse, Ollie Rueckle, 1 Tenor Solo J. F. Belton Fadden, Francisco, Henry Wolfe, Phil Hammond, Walter Pc Mrs. Robt. Currie, Pianist Ed Wanner, Harold Hess, Frank Peterson and Fred Coseo. The directors of the Building and Loan then put on a little c AN UNEXPECTED MEETING trick, teaching us how to make harmony out of discord by tra Scene 1—Tom Fisher's Home. posing the letters in the word "Krowmaet," making it read "Tec Scene 2 (5 years later)—Jake Adams' Home. work." Sort of a lesson in cause and effect, with a short talk Characters Mr. Ruppersberg. Some good person then brought forth the s Tom Fisher, a successful man Logan Herbert gestion that a telegram of greeting be sent to Mr. and Mrs. J. Mrs. Fisher, his wife : Mayme Schmitt Jeffrey out in California. This met with the unanimous approval Tom, Jr., his son Ned McLaughlin those present. The following message was sent: Margaret, his daughter Virginia Louise McLaughlin Jake Adams, burglar and reformed husband Leroy Pringle Six hundred stockholders at the annual Building ; Mrs. Adams, his wife Marie Wigginton Loan banquet in the Jeffrey Cafeteria tonight shook Junior, his son Carl Barr water tank with a vote of heartiest greetings to you botl The following reply was received: Catherine, his daughter Catherine Albright Mr. and Mrs. Jeffrey send happiest congratulations Make Way for the Procession—Here comes the Bride your association and warmest thanks for your kind messc Bride (Fred Probasco) Nancy Lee Last on the program was a playlet in two acts, written to sh Bridegroom (Al Bradshaw) Tom Thumb the advantages of the Jeffrey Building & Loan, and what it can Maid of Honor (Phil. Hammond) Elda Berry for a man and his family in securing a home of their own. Bridesmaids: (Bob Currie) Ethel Whoozit; (Bob Robinson) Anna The first act had in it some real excitement. It showed a en Allwood; (A. C. Thomas) Alma Matter; (K. E. Schwab) Sarah surreptitiously entering the living room of a successful Jeffrey rr Fermentia. Tom Fisher, who wras characterized by Logan Herbert who put h Best Man—(F. O. Peterson) Michael O'Dooley. self in Tom Meighan's class by his demonstration of strength Clergyman—(C. C. Miller) Rev. Tyum Tyghte. body and mind. Leroy Pringle took the part of the crook, J Ribbon Bearers: (Bob Dunlop) Lizzie Scatterday; (C. O. McFad- Adams. After a tussle they recognized each other as former den) Lucy Ennyhow; (Bob Willey) Maud Goblet; (Rolla Wat workers, shook hands, and Tom told of how he had worked, advani son) Jane Helpus. and earned himself a home. Jake told his hard luck story. T Train Bearer—(Henry Wolfe) Mildred Liftum. promised Jake a job and gave him a good meal, which marked Flower Girls—(W. Bauroth) Daisy Doolittle; (A. Lemmon) Violet turning point in Jake's life. Flask; (Geo. Brindle) Rose Pinkledurfer. The second act was five years later with Jake, his wife (M; Ring Bearer—(Al Salisbury) Goldie Karat. Wigginton), and two children (Catherine Albright and Carl Ba Guests of Honor—(Fred Diehl) in the living room of their ho Mr. High Lee; (Bill Hollen B- -B The rap on the door was back) Mrs. High Lee; (Bert swered and Tom Fisher, his \ Lynn) Mrs. Wright Thumb; Our Front Cover (Mayme Schmitt) and the 1 (O. B. Jones )Mr. Wright children (Virginia and Ned 1 AROLD Hess, Director of our Art Department, Thumb; (Ed Kintz) Miss Laughlin) paid a visit to drew the front cover page for this issue of Jeffrey Ptomaine Lee. family which had been reuni H Service. It is a beautiful piece of pen and ink work Ushers — (John Glackin) Jesse by the kind deed done by T that we are proud to use for this month. Those who have James; (Geo. Francisco) Al Fisher. The four children dem read the life of Lincoln will recall how he walked many kali Ike; (Carl Trik) Ash Url strated their talents by entert; miles to borrow books from the neighbors, and then sat Perkins; (J. Crissman) Adam ing both the two families as \ before the open fire and read by its flickering light. One Hadem. as the audience, with Carl Bar: of the books that Lincoln borrowed and read was "The Life the piano, readings by Cathei "The Womanless Wedding" of George Washington." He was inspired by the lofty Adbright and the two McLaugl began with the singing of "Oh, ideals of this noble character, but little did he dream that children singing. Then ft* Promise Me" by Mr. Snivel}-, an he would occupy a niche in the Hall of Fame as did his opera star who was concealed by Adams changed the words soi predecessor. What percentage of the young men of today the name of "Miss Screecha Owel, what in "TuckyHome" and s; would be wdlling to acquire an education under the adverse Prima Donna." She was accom- it to fit their particular he odico i anc nine 111 a rww— nwvt 1 III \*S* I IUVVJ By Harry Rowe, League Secretary JH k FTER a two-weeks holi- Neil Park and always wondered Flower League, which ranks as Standing, January 16th % day layoff the League is how he felt about it. Joe aver one of the best ladies bowding Pit Won Lost Av "up and at 'em again." aged 120 for his three games the leagues in Columbus. Electricals 31 20 82- eral changes have taken place other evening and we hope that On Tuesday, January 16th, the Stores 29 22 77, :e Dec. 12. The Electricals he never takes baseball to heart Tulip team, which is giving the Production 28 23 78' e again taken the lead by win- like he takes bowling, or goodbye Daisies a close race for first place Cost 26 25 77t ? seven out of twelve games, Neil Park. While several have in the League, went into first Sales 26 25 77] res dropped to second place, averaged a few pins more than place for high team roll, with a Blacksmith 24 27 79'/ ning but four out of 12 "Mac" McFarland, they have total of 936 for one game, and Order 20 31 77- les. Production by winning rolled in but few games, and 2589 for three games. The in Structural 20 31 75< 2n out of nine moved into "Mac" is the real leader of the dividual scores of Miss Mary d place. Cost won but three League at present. He will soon Watson of Dept. 31, and Miss High Scores Date 1 Game of nine and dropped to fourth be presented with a hand-painted Marie Wigginton of the Steno Dec. 19 Beem 217 ;e, tie with Sales who moved nickel to add to his already-large graphic Dept. were, on this oc Jan. 9 Kreps 214 Jan. 16 Redman 214 from last place by winning collection. casion, as follows: 3 Games ; and losing none, Dec. 19 Peterson 550 Male Bowlers Take Notice Miss Watson 126 164 215 Jan. 9 Kreps 615 llacksmith lost but three of That the fair sex are gradually Jan. 16 McFarland 599 r nine games and moved from Miss Wigginton 178 218 161 1 Game coming into the limelight in Dec. 19 Sales 896 snth to sixth place. Struc- bowling circles is a foregone Miss Elizabeth Weise of the Jan. 9 Blacksmith 899 il lost eight and Order lost Jan. 16 Sales 909 conclusion, and we notice a cou Order Dept. is also a member of 3 Games sn out of nine games and are ple of our Jeffrey girls are play the Flower League, bowling with Dec. 19 Sales 256 Jan. 9 Blacksmith 256! for the cellar position as a ing no small part as members of the Pansies, which team is hold Jan. 16 Sales 266; lit. The Production and the Tulip team of the Ladies' ing fourth place. :s teams are both going good AS THE CLOCK TICKS present, and if ,their present By B. W. Gray, Time Dept. : is kept up they will both be Watch out for the ground ho£ lbling the present leaders by Individual Bowling Averages i Do not include Handicap) on February 2nd. time this issue is being read, They claim George Washing he Blacksmith lost a hard Hammond ....*195 Redman 162 McReynolds.. 150 ton never told a lie. Well, then le to Production on January Peterson *185 Eaton 160 Beem 150 are not many folks that an I, getting a count of 894, but Clevenger *182 Leifeld 160 J. Taylor 149 afflicted with that "disease" these e beaten by one pin. Gale of Selbach *181 Robinson 157 Yost 146 days. Blacksmiths takes the lead Walters *177 Salisbury 157 Russell 145 Mr. Serp says Cleveland is hi; the "booby," which will be Recob *174 Schwab 156 Warner 144 home city, but wdiere she is then ;n for the low score of the McFarland .... 172 Geis 155 Warsmith 144 he is also. son. His game of 88 is liable Weekley 170 Rowe 155 Moffett 144 When Al. Bradshaw gets dowt stand for some time. Bet we Willey 170 Holzbacher .. 155 Weatherby .... 143 on High Street it is hard to de make that much in the Kreps 169 Stein 155 Glackin 142 termine just what the main at adpins. If everything turns Bleucher 167 Reams *154 Trik 141 traction is for him, especiall} as expected we will hold a Byron \ 166 May 153 Stephens 140 around a certain theater. rey Headpin Tourney late in E. Taylor 166 Hewitson 152 Burns 139 Mr. Vincent, like some other; rch on the new Recreation Lohr *166 Lamb 152 Prushing 138 around the plant, can hardly ge eys. Al Gerlach 164 Butts 152 Dunlop 132 over to the restaurant quid ieorge Selbach and Frank Gale 163 Gray * 152 Lewis 121 enough, so the other evening he erson have bowled with us Dyer 163 McMillan 151 Killian *119 tried to fly over and not yet hav eral times, but their scores * Denotes that less than 18 games have been rolled. ing proper control of his wing: e been rather under their av- hit his head against the roof anc ges. This is probably due to fell, breaking his glasses anc fact that the extra "night jolting himself up quite a bit. " gets them so excited that it Mr. Ustic is not only a time mpossible to bowl naturally. keeper and piano player but lu 'he Blacksmiths will keep claims he can fix watches. He ry Taylor at home the next didn't say he could repair them ning they meet Al Salisbury though. I his gang. Al is too rough Jerry. "Phil" Hammond and Mr. Ghee thinks if he misses several good nights' sleep, all thai oc" Clevenger have probably 1 isfied themselves as to which is necessary' is to take one gooc m will finish on top, as they nap and he is back to normal. h came down and rolled for If there is anything you would first time on Jan. 16th. like to know about labor union? Charlie" Kreps turned in a "WE GET THE PINS BUT NOT THE GAMES" ask Mr. Close or Mr. Holden. II count for his three games on What it takes to get pins the Blacksmith bowling team has, for they have made you want to know anything l. 9th, giving him high roll a total of more pins than any team in the League (except the leaders) even though about a machine (auto), any join tne Linie natcnei UUD — uniy Kequiremeru is max YOU (Never len a Lie EORGE Washington's father surely didn't whip very hard or We probably fib for various reasons, such as else at a certain date, about the year 1744, the elder Washing fibbing to deceive someone who is too inquisi G ton was suffering from gout or rheumatism and did not feel tive, to cover up a misdeed of our own, to es capable of administering corporal punishment. The father of today cape punishment, or to help a friend out of a would certainly exercise his good old right arm if his son informed tight place. While a fib in the beginning may him that he had whacked a little cherry tree in two. seem such a small harmless thing, and we think * * * * we will not be hurt by it, sooner or later the George Washington may have told a lie some habit grows on us until we have made a bad time in his life but "the hatchet and cherry tree" reputation for ourselves. In the end, we have story convinced us that he was honorable. hurt no one but ourselves, so why start the habit The small superficial lies or fibs that nearly of fibbing? When a man steals a horse if not actually caught in t every one tells at some time or another may act, he will no doubt fib to keep out of jail if accused of it. He th not be charged against us in the Judgment fibs to get rid of the horse, and even then he will sooner or later e Book, yet, occasionally they seem unnecessary caught, earn a bad reputation, and harm himself most. In my < and hardly worth the effort it takes to tell them. i malion a fibber is in the same class with a horse-thief, so I pre! While the lie, I would call it a plain lie, that is neither one. told deliberately or carelessly to hurt some one Helen Pickett, Telephone Exchange. or to spoil some pleasure for them is almost unforgivable. Why tell lies? Only in people who tell the truth do we have faith. If you can't believe ever} thing any one says then why believe anything? Do you believe that George Washington ne\ Marian Westlake, Sales Analysis Dept. * * * * told a lie? I do, and will tell you why I thi so. We have read about the many things he c On February twenty-second we commemorate one of the greatest men our country has ever that were noble and heroic. We honor him i known, and like others prominent in American being a fearless soldier, a brilliant General a History a great part of his social and home life a far-sighted President, second to none, he bei has been handed down to posterity with his the first. Again we have the college man w political achievements. The foremost of these V^B was never kissed by a girl, the man who ne\ is the story of the cherry tree. What boy or fussed wdth his wife, the man who never us girl in this country of ours has not heard it a tobacco, the man who does not like the she score of times? This one little phase of his life skirts the girls wear, the man who never spoiled a piece of work, is undoubtedly the very essence of truth, and his why not the man who never lied? George Washington, who was memory is too fine a thing to doubt, but did he go through a life politician and therefore no stump speaker, did not seek the office. time and not tell even one "white lie?" I think not; the biographer sought him, so he made no promises to his friends and therefore tc merely stretched a point, but nevertheless, this one little incident them no lies. Again he was no rate man or production guy, whi serves as a sort of pedestal to the American youth trying to grasp removes another obstacle. In this good old United States of Ameri some of the doubtful problems of life. History, they say, repeats we have the Logan Elm, a carter Oak, Old Hickory, Ash and Map itself, and we hope that in the years to come some other man may be but no Washington Cherry, because George cut it down with 1 born that will guide the destiny of a nation with the firm but kindly hatchet, and then said, "Yes, Daddy, I did it;" he could not lie f hand that was known in Washington's day, and may such memories he was laying the foundation for a reputation for telling the tru never fade from our country's history. Carl Warner, Cost Dept. which hurts no One. Jimmie White, Dept. 22. Introducing a Jeffrey Service Reporter PARAGRAPHS FROM FIVE Ryder would say, we find th By Lawrence Gilbert our spare moments have evolv D. W. MILLER, Well, we suppose that Willard themselves into turning on ai Department 9 Shephard will be going up to turning off the gas for the neig Mt. Sterling again soon. bor women. These radio bugs are pulling a Had Art Bartlett known th lot of big words that we do not he was giving away walnuts wi understand. Boy, go out and get dollar bills concealed inside tl me a dictionary. shell he would have undoubted Jack Jones is now- cutting his turned squirrel. wisdom teeth. 'Tis a wonder he Winter is here but as Goldbe: did not cut his head off the other and Allen Underhill have of day when he was working under times remarked, "It don't me; his Ford and the jack slipped out. anything." It is so convenient to have one's phone out of order. Sorta Don't be a dreary pessimist ai breaks the tedium of the day's get yourself on the nuisance Hi work to go to another depart SMILE—It won't hurt you. ment to make your calls. How 1 about it, Dave? The man who attempted The bruise on Mike Haettl's cross a busy street and read i arm has just about disappeared ,jm overhead sign at the same tin j^yib YOUM&ST£f?5 ,F(_OUJE.RJ>, altogether. Mike received it the is still in the hospital, but tl BIRDS), RIND PlP6 flR£ night he took his girl to see liuee is THIE MRNOYnm doctor reports him out of dai foQ -im nei&B8of?rtooD HIS HOB81£5 <.<.<.<.-Z.- (fb* "The Bat." "I'm done with ger. We wonder how mar murderous plays," he says. Jeffrey co-worker^ have tried 1 By the papers we see that we washing. The pump cannot freeze Evans bought that diamond ring add up a column of figures ar Serves Yu Right! to hear that he has been sick and Sh-h-h!—Don't Read This! And Pete Knows re might add that we were had not been mixed up in another We fear for the borrowed Circumstances alter cases; we rely criticized at home, on bootlegger scrape. frocks on the night of the Build can't see where there ever was rently assuming all the credit And Vampires ing and Loan womanless wed any humor in that old chestnut )ur well-balanced family, after Glancing around at the beauti ding, as we know several of the about walking the floor at night arrival of Mary Kathryn. ful girls, minister, etc., etc.. be flower and ribbon girls smoke with a recent arrival. He'll Act the Same fore the Womanless Wedding, cigarettes and even chew to Our Paper is Inflammable sorge Selbach claims it is we were impressed with the fact bacco. We have warned Bill We can only hint at what embarrassing to bowl in the that one cannot always judge Hollenback that no true mother transpired between a certain red "ey League and have every from appearances; gloss and glit carries her pipe in her pant's headed male girl and Andy Rup- on the team hand him a ter at times cover up a multitude pocket, especially at her daugh persberg at the wedding break el when he makes tw*o strikes of sins. ter's wedding. fast given down stairs. A de row; in fact, he doesn't know scription would hardly go thru how he will act if he ever -r«]*s /*VK£ BIERU 0OY5 ALOTJH WMEHAUft. CHflSE, DEPT II, WAS CHflULENGED WHILE Ciy>S5- p lrl& TH£ KAUKftCh'j GROUHOJ ntwc .rtHO ificii»iMT/,Ly fiCARLY FRUHTEfie 0 SlCCY- THE^e w«> HMftO HuSH profit Ttfe 0OYS Tc 607Y1 IIY Orf E OF THE PAVrJ C»Cfl/\ LlCHTE^S. CARL TAiK, nne FAN DE PT, VICTIM oicfu-oiiu^, W^riTS jor^nHe /Tfls COHIO«III|JI.L «s Pos5*0*.e FoRTHOSE WHO nAycrlflrlCETc f*v»K,£ Urt rtict. lit r^f\ t\r\\, fylivvr THERE nusr BE A UOT OF rofiRRiftevES THfn- toin& OM ftnofit ASSOCIATES AN IrtcREOlBLi NUHB E R OF f^Erl OF THE DEPT HFIVE SEEM ooiDt "JoE CArtHoN (•nD r«e Krur* r«t» DON'T 0VY in JOHN n<6HEE, DEPT. 21, GETS ON A NEII. AVE. Cft F\ WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE (SUFFERING CrEE BOARDED AN ARLlN&ToM, BUT WAS NoT (WHiZZES.FROZEH AwARE OF THE FACT OrtTll. H £ GoT V U P fl& A I ft • - ' HARLEY n'KNi&HT, RAI5ES A OFF AT FOURTH AVE HOL (DAY MOUSTACHE , P3oT HIS Pi. T 00& RE FUSE S To RECO&N/ZE Hirs OPON nib ARRIVAL HOf>E. STinr^tLS PunP FROZE 50 OFTEN "THE ujeooiNG BRERK1- IN THE COUNTRY THAT HE HAD TO FRVT FOf?. THe. MOVE BACK TO TOWN SOTHflT HE COOLO KEEP HIS FACE CLEAN. V/JQc^RNLeSS VMEDDING CTHEL STRAYER, RATE DEPT. LI KESTo ^~"=IS <^ ReF»u RIDE THE HOBBIES AT INDIRHOLA PAR r\ . R. I OT! thet didn't git my goat! Did you hear thet feller crabbin' aroun' becuz someone left a plank with "~| By Pollyanna Wigginton Are you still smiling? Ata, and after depositing them in Boy! the rack said to Miss Webster: Miss Divney wishes to know "Every day in every way the "where the back yard of the records keep coming in," and Jeffrey plant is." Can anyone if Dr. Coue could have seen the enlighten her? grin on Sammy's face that fol In the course of the conver lowed the above remark, he sation at lunch hour, Miss would have been unable to. sup Field, in referring to the tele press a smile. phone lines being so busy, said: The members of the J. U. G. "elephantly speaking they are Club, which was recently or badly in need of another trunk." ganized, were entertained at the Schmittie: "Did you ever home of Miss Bicknell, Wed see goose flesh on a chicken?" nesday evening, January 3rd. LND HE'S NO FLIVVER! "Well, look at Peg, she has Prizes were won by Miss THIS IS MARY s is a new Ford, John Charles goose flesh on her arms." Walker and Miss Murday. This is Mary, the pretty daughter of by name, the chubby-fisted son of That Frank Derr has the sav Xo! R. E. Briggs didn't get Roy Miller of Dept. 53. Even at this ind Mrs. Ralph Ford. He is just ing bee in his bonnet is a fore his red nose by celebrating the early period the little boys in her neigh three months old, but he can let borhood are trying to win favor in her squall and everyone runs to do his gone conclusion. The other New Year, but by colliding with eyes. We are glad to receive her pic lg. He is the boss, the generalis- day "Boss" showed us a large Sam, the messenger, in the hall ture for Jeffrey Service. and the superintendent of the can filled to the brim with leading to his office. Sam was e of Ford. coins, varying from a cent to effuse with his apologies, but his new teeth. Rickey says that a "buck," which Mr. Derr was "Skeet" just advised him to if some one will hold Uda he /ERY DAY IN EVERY depositing in the Jeffrey Build whistle whenever he passed will make a plaster cast and have WAY— ing and Loan, totalling $126.00, that way, to avoid future mis Frank Bendetti cast them of No. Irene Reynolds, Adver. Dept. and we are told on,' another haps. For the remainder of the 10 metal. /ery Day in Every Way occasion he brought in "a peck day, Sam's whistle was heard Newton Carmell, who lost con •ge is getting more love-sick. of pennies." Hats off to several times as he passed the siderable time recently owing to ;ats four pickles a day. Frank! point of contact. The next day the illness of his wife, reports her DU never want to dare Dixey A customer wrote in the when the victims met in the much improved. 0 a thing for she is sure to other day to the effect that he hall, Sam stopped, held up his Just ask Whitie Lewis, Bush it up. Can't imagine Dixey was returning one "tapolean," hand and sajid: "Stop, Mr. man, Pete Kline, Watson and ing a pink bow on her left written'in the English language Briggs 'till I whistle fo' dis Drake, how they like the John e, can you? Dixey says "it as "tarpaulin." heah crossing." With Sam on Davis cigar lighters. eventually take the place of Messenger Sam brought a the alert now, it will not be nec Ray Stewart, while trying to inkle watches." We will see couple of records to the Steno essary for "Skeet" to take out squeeze his 200 pounds in a 4- true your prophecy is, graphic Dept. the other day, additional life insurance. inch space on a crowded street •y- car met with the following: In xey also brings lemons in her -H>Ss HH H LOCOMOTIVE LYRICS macher my Ford and give him only time I ever got a good to keep peace in the fami By John H. Zeier, Dept. 18. $130.00 to boot for his Chevro ride out of it was when there To Billy Bauman and F Luther Saxton says, "I've let, but Charlie says he don't was a rope to it." Hickle in their promotion done made my last New Year's want me to get cheated." Norman Bennett says, "I offer the toast in water of Resolution. I never did keep Carson Camp says, "Why went out to Hollywood, Calif., Rip Van Winkle. "Here's them no how." don't you fellows strike where to get in the movies, but only your goot health und y Ebby Brungs says, "My head you hit?" got the gate. I had no news family's goot health und n aches, and my feet hurt. I Otto Draudt says, "I hope paper notoriety either." you all live long und brospi wonder what is wrong with the first is a boy, twin boys Charlie Schumacher says, "I me?" would be better." wish I had waited before I Play is a healthful and helj Herman Dockin says, "I won Joe Showalter says, "My bought my Chevrolet as it is diversion. We hope every Jeff der if a medium can get spirits auburn mustache is the bright rumored that they're going to co-worker finds some time out of a bottle when a man has est spot in Dept. 18." give a vice and work bench with play, but it was *a wise man v p^rh machine this soriner." said, "when you play, play hi cr r i\£j i aDivv JV,I^ r x *WW* Ii•my *\V;\ U I UIIIICI Jtlllt/ IIIIUI mr i By Lawrence W. Gilbert, Dept. 5 vine Healing and that the o II P^^ HE Railroad Yards" is the title of the oil painting by Walter Sam Switzer sez that "Bob theory that "God helps those th I B. O. Frank, known to us as plain "Ben," which won the ^.shburn's radio sounds just like help themselves" is no good. I first prize in the art exhibit by the Columbus Art League tiis hot water tank when it busted believes that those are helpi given in the gallery of Fine Arts on East Broad St. and Washington the other night and filled his cel that can't help themselves. Thi lar with water." we are of the opinion that ove Charlie Beiers sez that he does time will have to be put into e n't get any growding, squeaking, feet with drastic rules and reg or static or anything over his lations. radio out in the country. We The long evenings are fast wonder just what he means by approaching. When the o that, if anything? Charlie, your comrades of this department b radio ain't human. tween the ages 18 and 46 lea George Alexander sez that his this old Palladium Liberty th< radio is workin' all right now and hearts and minds turn to fishii he can receive from as far off as and the ole swimmin' hole, e Shanghai or Pekin or Canton, cept John Gambs, Leonard H because he is always getting stuff and Charlie Moore, who are o that sounds like the greetings of of the first-named class. Th a Chinese laundryman. turn their attention to farmi George Smith uses his old and you may hear of old Dobt violin for a loud speaker. being hooked to the plow a A voice through the air—"Is time. that you, Maurice?" Jim Byrd of this departme Another thing, this radio is the in a statement to the press a arch enemy of good appearance. nounces that Will Ewing v These fellows who are all wrap succeed David V. Bush in t ped up in their receiving appara lectures on psychology, as A tus cannot take the time to Ewing has attended the lectui shave,, it seems. George Hayes, at the Deshler and Chamber French, and John Hanger are Commerce. razor shy. We have discovered that Mar LETTERS OF THANKS tin is a wee bit superstitious. He We wish to thank our frien carries a rabbit's foot around in for the sympathy shown duri his pocket, a habit formed when the death of our daught he was an exterior decorator of Freida. Also the Jeffrey e the big buildings. Ave. Besides the honor of receiving the verdict of the judges a prize of $200.00 was awarded to Mr. Frank. ployees and others for the bear Mr. Frank has worked in our Jeffrey Art Dept. on several occa ful floral offering.—Mr. and M BEWARE OF THE CAULI sions and has contributed his skill to our catalogs and Jeffrey Service. J. A. Collins. FLOWER EAR He is one of the few artists who can see beauty in work. A smith * * * By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 at his forge, a foundryman at the cupola, a railroad or ship yard, I want to thank the K. of I This radio fever sure is con structural workers, etc., register beauty in his eyes as much as does in the Jeffrey plant, the you tagious. The latest victim is Joe a flower garden, a green landscape, or a snow-clad woods. ladies in Dept. 45, and othi Robinson, and in our humble who have sent flowers and fr way we hope and pray and trust B- •a to my home during my illne that he will not develop the cauli It has made a bright spot in l flower ear as pictured in Billie Our Front Cover home and I know that the wo Ireland's Passing Show. It keeps By Miss Lewis, Export Division has not turned its back agaii ID you really look at our cover for this month or did Joe up until the small hours of me. I am also grateful to 1 you just give it a fleeting glance? Let us turn back the morn now. Jeffrey nurse for her interest D and look at it together, for I am sure it is really worth Lloyd Bailey noticed a sign my welfare. — Daniel W. Ki while to know that our efforts in both factory and office reading "underwear now selling Craneman in Dept. 8. below- par, $1.00 per suit." Bailey * * * gave $40.00 to the clerk and re I wish to thank the Jeffi ceived $18.00 in return. You can Mfg. Co., and the members figure it out. What kind of bev Dept. 3, for the floral offerir erage was Bailey drinking? sent during the sickness and Charlie Watson, while working the death of my husband. I a in the small hours of the morn, wish to thank Miss Kidwell : heard a peculiar noise. After her kind services. — Mrs. Sar making a search of everything he A. Rumsey. could not find the cause of said * * * noise. He ran for help. After have been rewarded to the extent that Jeffrey Mining Ma I desire to thank those of I having the smelling salts applied chines, Jeffrey Locomotives, Jeffrey Crushers, Jeffrey Jeffrey Co., and those outsi and being assisted back to his Pulverizers, Jeffrey Elevating and Conveying Machinery, in for their sympathy at the de; work it was found that the new- fact everything that bears the name "Jeffrey," travel all the of my wife. I also wish to exte ventilator installed over the vac way to Holland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium, my thanks for all floral offerin uum tank was the cause of the Spain, France, Czechoslovakia, Italy and British Isles; to —D. H. Wing, Dept. 18. mysterious noise, but it was too India, South America, Mexico, Central America, Australia * * * and New Zealand; to South Africa, China, and Japan, even late to save Charlie's fainting Mr. and Mrs." A. H. Rosh to many of the Islands of the Sea, to do their bit in further- wish to thank the boys of Dep arguments. serviceable, obliging, sate, ana Being the year is still young will be glad to take any amount and everything, it would be a you have, large or small, and you good thing to lay a little by if will be glad too after you get you possibly can. The Jeffrey started. 000 More Noise from *Leven By <>. W. Evans, Dept. 11 Get out. you big bully (Lion), young as he was 60 years ago. and let the lamb have a chance. Henry is a lover of music and Plans for the "Grand Opening" would rather sing than eat, al of our new forge shop are well though he is never absent at under way. Si Crego and Coonie lunch time. He can play the Hast have consented to vote the fiddle, too. He never complains no matter what task he has to THIS IS CHARLES IN MEMORIAM Democratic ticket and Vic (Gov.) William Baker of Dept. 41 is th In the evening of January 22nd the Donahey, seeing the possibility perform, and his example should daddy of pretty curly-headed Charle iter came and walking about His gar- be an inspiration to all the boys. of gaining two more votes, has Lawrence Baker, who is almost a yea plucked one of the brightest of the kindly consented to be the Feb. 13th was unlucky for the old. Charles likes to watch his dadd; s, Karl Eugene Ossing, son of Mr. Electric bunch in the bowling pitch horseshoes, and to see the shoe Mrs. Stanley Ossing, 2133 Indiana speaker on this occasion. Joy ring the peg. :nue, and took him to Himself. He Ridlar will be the chairman of league, for our boys took them a happy little fellow, scattering sun- the evening, and will have the down the line for three games. le and cheer to all around. And on honor of introducing the Gover We serve notice now, that the see if the word "Obey" is stil account, although having been with rest of the teams will have to used in the ceremony. Man but for the brief period of fourteen nor. All we need now to have iths and five days, had already won our plans complete is the new- step some to keep our team from said when she made the final stei himself a large place in the affec- shop. going to the top. she was going to have the minis s of his parents and friends. We wondered why Frosty ter omit the word for her and thi wore such a broad smile, but CAFETERIA CHATTER man would have to say it. I CKORY, DICKORY, DOCK when we found out he was By Bert J. Laws seems as though she is going t< ews from Time Dept. Clock Grandpa Frost, the mystery was After an absence of several be boss at her house. By Ben W. Gray solved. months the Cafeteria again Evalyn seems to keep well sup dad the flu? Most folks say The one big question among makes its appearance in Jeffrey plied with good things to eat, s< •s" anel are in style; the ones the boys of this department is, Service. We noticed Mary Cook when her future hubb\r come: t say "no" are lucky, "Harl, when is it going to be?" anel Evalyn Mess took particular along he will have no trouble ii iome will say that toothache is Henry Whipp, our general notice of the minister in the finding something to eat. : contagious but after it "went utility man, is on the job every Womanless Wedding during the There is also another victin rounds" in this office it sort day, rain or shine, and is just as Building and Loan Banquet to on the list in the person o looks like it was. George Page, who will soon tak< Jy name, nearly every one in unto himself a wife. Congratu 5 office is called "Doc," but it lations, George. So far no oni i only apply to one properly has been able to find out jus 1 that is Mr. Close. He actu- when he takes his fatal vow "foi 7 carries a fever thermometer, better or worse." When he buy: 1 when anyone feels himself her a hat he must not wait foi iping Dr. Close gets busy im- the street car to take him home diately. Mr. Serp knows, but run, because the styles wil ixtra! Extra! Another big change before he gets there. This is the second one in t a short time. As far as we Al Salisbury must be an idea j\\ there was no insurance, husband for he doesn't forge lsurance agents take notice.) wifie when he attends the Roos tside of a badly-burned pocket ter Club dinner, especially wher 1 pipe we elon't know what cake with cocoanut icing i: ler losses the subject of this served. itch suffered. Ask Mr. Brown, Bill Blakely had better knov knows. the number of the house whei A'm. Ustick likes to figure he goes out on East Broad Stree ns for Dept. 43 but the piano after night or use a flash light sc he can see the number of tin the main thing in his young house. He may be taken up a: a burglar. dr. Vincent would not make a y good motor-car dcnion- It seems that working in tin ator, for nearly every time he Cafeteria agrees with Lawrenci 2S for a ride he comes home Atkins, as he is gaining in weigh a different way than he started and his belt pinches. We have learned why Clintoi VIr. Gee doesn't come in late Bray was looking so blue and en. but when he does he often MONSIEUR CHARLES DELDIQUE lonesome a few weeks back. Hi< kes it banker's hours. Monsieur Charles Deldique, chief Engineer of des Establishment Kuhlmann of wife was away but now she is Vlr. Holden, or we should say Paris, France, visited the Jeffrey plant about the middle of February with Monsieur home again. It isn't so pleasam ficer Holden, has some pretty Schreiber, our representative in France. We are reserving a photograph of when you have to get your owr Monsieur Schreiber for a future issue of leffrev Service, when we exDect to devote dPietlUlU INtCUlU Ul Wlttdl rum vuai OP vunc vv.o iiiui^u-iwii bvwvuiviiv« By J. L. MOORE. Jeffrey Representative. Mlddleboro. Kentucky HE Clear Fork Coal & Coke "It's the daddy of 'em all," is the way J. L. Moore speaks of the Jeffrey loco type Jeffrey. It also speaks w Co. at Fonde Ky., and the motive shown in the bottom picture. This old locomotive has been in service for that Jeffrey is always in the le thirteen years and has never yelled "quit!" yet. This speaks well for the class of T Pruden Coal & Coke Co. at with up-to-the-second impro\ workmanship given by our co-workers in 1913. The pride and interest which our Pruden, Tenn., wdth mines just co-workers have taken in all our products have been a valuable asset. If someone had ments. across the State line from each done poor work on locomotive No. 2218 back in 1913 this "oldtimer" would never Good luck to our friends acre other, are two of the pioneer have given such good results. The one shown just above has also put in some good hard work. The picture in the upper left-hand corner shows the commissary of the the mountain, whom I hope mines opened in this field. Clear Fork Coal and Coke Co. The opposite corner shows a view of the Run-of- see more often in the future, The Clear Fork Coal & Coke Mine Tipple. The lower left hand picture shows the "black diamonds" on their way we are going to build a pike o\ Co. was opened by Mr. J. D. up north to warm our homes and to turn the wheels of industry. The opposite the mountain where I ha Templin, and the Pruden Coal & corner shows the mining camp at Fonde, Ky. The little houses down in the valley look like little toy houses, but in these houses live some of Kentucky's finest miners. climbed on foot for the 1; Coke Co. by Mr. Tom Pruden, twelve years. in 1905. These two sturdy old The accompanying phot pioneers are and were familiarly -3>S*E- graphs were taken by R. J. Lar called by their admirers, "Uncle ford, Vice President of the Cle Jake" and "Uncle Tom." "Uncle Fork Coal & Coke Co. ft Tom" has passed the Great Di out. My record on May 23, 1910 teen trips per day, two and three- Lankford is a first-class photc vide. reads, "Called to Clear Fork, quarter miles per trip, and five rapher as well as an up-to-d; Fonde, Ky., May 24th. No Clear hundred tons of coal per day. I remember a trip from Knox- coal man. I wish to take tl Fork—rain—rain. 11:10 A. M. The armatures have the origi ville to Middlesboro with "Uncle opportunity to thank him for 1 rain stopped—started for C. F. nal winding with which they left Tom" which was made very en efforts. joyable by his reminiscences con —supper at C. F." So I must the factory in 1909. The commu cerning the friendly rivalry con have made it, as I ate supper tators are the same and have nected wdth the opening of the there and I'll bet I ate a good only been turned down three An Umbrella Ostrich two mines, but I am getting off one after the walk over the moun times. This old battleship shows Did you ever hear of an u of my subject of the thirteen-ton tain with every path a rushing the marks of conflict on its iron brella ostrich? Occasionally y locomotive. I could write pages mountain stream. With the as sides, but is good for many more see one on First Ave. or Foui 7 on the subject of the staunch old sistance of Mr. James Brackett, miles into the rock-ribbed moun St. during a snow or rain stor men who helped to open this ter their electrician, and who is still tains for the black diamonds that This bird thinks that just 1 ritory. These two mines are only on the job, we made the Gen turn the wheels of industry. Mr. cause he can't see any dang six and eight miles from Middles erator take its load. Brackett says he intends to stay (because his open umbrella hie boro over Log Mountain, which Shows Marks of the Conflict and see what is the first part to it) he is safe from harm. Mc is higher than the Cumberland, The Clear Fork mine is en give out on this war horse. than one person with this fool: but are 154 miles by rail via tirely Jeffrey, even to a Pin Drill They recently broke the bed idea has been injured, annoyi Knoxville. for putting up trolley hangers frame of one of their oldest 28-A or inconvenienced. Hold yc In 1910 I was demonstrating a and surveying sights. The machines and have taken the umbrella high enough so that y 28-A at Logmont, Ky., when I "Daddy" of the flock of Jeffrey other parts for repairs, and re can see who or what is befc received a wire from the factory Locomotives is a 13-ton one placed the old machine with an you, and if the wind is drivi that said the second Jeffrey Gen- bought in May, 1909, and which, up-to-date 35-B. It speaks well the rain in an almost horizon „_-,t~,. Lie* Inc + vUoA il- floor with tVip PYrpntinn nf eleven for Teffrev machinery when the line, keep raising your umbre most famous 1 make tne best and beautiful are Oirish policemen! spots in the This is a very world is Killar- i n teres ting n e y, Ireland, Well, begorra, it is true that a For the life of me I can't see question about situated in the list of our best prize fighters why the Eddie-tor asked me to which much sou thwestern looks like a city directory from write about the Irish Navy, but could be writ part of the old Killarney. There's Bryan then editors do such funny things ten. Of course County of Ker- Downey, Jack Malone, Mike at times anyways. To begin with, nationality has The beauties of Killarney O'Dowd, Patsy White, Terry the Irish Navy is as much a real nothing to do with making goo< often hidden in the mist and McGovern, Jack Britton, and ity as is my story concerning it, policemen, but a good policemai n that the west brings up from manj- others. but now that my writing arm is must come from a race favorabl boundless ocean. The most Sure, an' you want to know getting warmed up I might write to law enforcement. Judgiiij nderful of its many wonders why the Irish are among the best a few words on the assigned from the police rosters, of ou the variety of scenery in such prize fighters. They are not topic. Did you ever hear of the large cities where many Iris! mall compass. In this respect among the best, they are the Irish Navy? I haven't either, names are found in excess o i parts of the world can com- best, and it's because they are but possibly it is because I have other races, one would be led t< e with it. Almost every pos- quick witted, and good natured, been somewhat negligent about an affirmative answer to the ques le phase of Nature, almost and don't know when to quit. reading here lately. And then tion. In New York City yo irything she could do with Also the blarney they hand the perhaps the people from the land find such names as Dooley d and water, can be found in other fellow always gets his goat. of shamrocks don't need a navy. Flynn, O'Shea, Riley, Hogan, am larney on a little spot of earth Another thing is that our ances Or perhaps it's because there many others about wdiich there i ain't no such animal, and besides : larger than the space covered tors have had a splendid sparring little doubt of their nationality that, the Irish don't go hunting London. It is the most per- partner for years and years in On our own force are such name for scraps. They stay right in t effort of Nature to bring to- the personage of a fighter named as Conley, Murray, O'Neill am their own backyard and defend her without disproportion all Johnny Bull. This fellow, Johnny, many others. Contrary to news themselves against invaders only. choicest charms. The whole has kept the Irish in fine shape, paper reports (which are not al intry around Killarney is a But if the folks from but he has received some stinging ways authentic) the Irish race a nderland. Killarney is also Auld Erin ever get their "dan blows from Pat in recent years. a whole is a law abiding peopl ed for her pretty colleens with der up" they'll not need any These and in favor of any just law, there ir blue eyes and black hair. watercrafts for about a hun- fore, why shouldn't the Irisl Lady Morgan says: they'll swim dred other people make the best policemen , did you hear of Kate Kear- across the At facts that are And while we're on this Irisl ley? lantic o r any too numerous topic permit us to remind you ti 2 lives on the banks of Kil- other pond to to mention, are dig up your old clay pipe, pluj arney, use a shillalah hat, shamrock, and emerald ves my reasons for )m the glance of her eye, shun to lambast the with the shining pearl buttons saying they are langer and fly, man who says, so that they will be all dusted off the best fight t fatal's the glance of Kate "Down with pressed, shined, and looking spi ers. Cearney. the Irish." and span for St. Patrick's Day Ruth McGinty, Advertising Dept. N. D. (Pat) Murphy, Dept. 43. Ann Bahen, Billing Dept. Hugh Flanagan, Pricing Dept. 000 \DVERTISING ANTICS Someone's Been Hitting the Hard Cider Put on your skids, Marshall— By Irene Reynolds, Adver. Dept. By O. Snouffer, Dept. 22 not so fast. You have heard tha Ne, the Advertising Dept., old story that "Men are liki ;h to announce that we are HINGS look bright around here this month; everything painted street cars, one along every rriin ;n for business in our new up in all sorts of colors, White, Red and Leafgreen. Although ute." Well, vice versa, and yoi T things are in-Kleined to be on the slump and we admit we ne. have it. In other words, "Car: Ve have already had many have lost Miles, still we have our Holmes and a Pinney to spend, and are like men, one along even itors that never called before. if need be we could go down in the Cellar and get plenty of Murphys. minute," so don't risk your lifi . Richard Orthoefer paid us If we happen to hear the Bell toll, we can take our Nash and for a street car. hort visit a few days ago. We go to church, Neal at the Ault-er before the Bishop, who day by day Girls, did you hear that Georgi re surely glad to extend our in every way grows Sterner and Sterner. If we leave the church had taken up art? Well, he ha: lcome to you, "Dick," in our with a lady on our arm, I'm sure you will see Dier "Dorff" his hat and that ain't all. He has alse r nd new office, but we w arned to her, and although things don't always go Nicely and there's some advertised for a model. Don' i before about the Kreem- need for a tonic we never could Seesholtz. In spite of the fact that rush; blonds first. ^d-kakes. We haven't had any we have four Jims, three Johns, three Eds, two Franks, two Bills, You can tell that Hess belong! ce the last time. and a Tom, there is only one Guy in the whole department who to the Roosters. He carries i 7aye and Dixey were given knows enough about Art to own a Henry. sack of corn with him. We sav private office, and Dot was (My, ain't 'E-bright?) him feeding the hens. de "Hell-o girl," and Carl Morral—There's many a slip betwixt the cup and the saucer, so Our Eddie-tor was given a verj illwork got a real executive's be careful not to spill coffee on your Van Dyke. ;k which he has always longed cool reception in the new office But it surely did go to his as they put him right in fron id. He started to prop his a a a of the door and left it open too t upon his desk when the chair Looks like they are trying te I from under him. Poor kid, Fla., and she states that she has enthused over joining a sewing freeze you out, Eddie? You'e i could have lit your cigaret picked all the grape fruit and club that she came to the club better borrow some mittens anc m his cheeks. oranges she could carry at one and forgot her sewing. She a shawl. Ve surely envy Miss Wet- time. Sounds good to us, Miss heard one of the girls say "they Before we close we wish tc Jeff life. While Jeffrey machines are these conditions thoroughly ai r e y 5 e r v ice designed to supply the necessities each individual part is given sui Published Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey of life, we believe the pride and a thorough inspection that whi mental satisfaction the purchaser a Jeffrey machine goes on t Manufacturing Company gets from knowing that he pos market it is as nearly fool-pro Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office sesses the very best coal mining as a machine can be made. and Field. Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. machinery or the best road- Then if we wish to do busine Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested building or conveying machinery, from all employees in any department of the service. with other people we must has given the Jeffrey Company square in our dealings. Taki VV. A. GRIEVES Editor-in-Chief many repeated orders. unfair advantage of ignoran E. A. WANNER Editor The machines we manufacture has been the cause of more d ASSOCIATE EDITORS must do what they are designed putes and more failures in tra C. C. Miller „ „ „ .,, . _,., F. O. Peterson E C for, and they must do it without relations than all the otf Vernon Art - - Home, Western Editor R F Buscher STAFF ARTISTS getting out of order or breaking. causes together. Harold Hess Henry Ruhwedel Lawrence Gilbert Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner Many times machines fall into Being square with custonn STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE the hands of persons who do not and doing "as per agreement" BY DEPARTMENTS fully understand their operation. one of the first principles adher Dept. Dept. R. A. Stevenson 3 Ben W. Gray Time Dept. Under these conditions individual to by the Jeffrey Company, L. Gilbert 5 Carl Warner Cost Dept. parts of the machine, must under Asa Weatherby 7 Miss Reynolds Adv. Dept. it had not been this compa D. W. Miller 9 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. go strains far greater than those woulel never have built up a Miss Bailey, Chain 10 H. E. Eichorn Pipe Shop Miss McCloskey, Mining 10 L. H. McReynolds Stores Office for which they were constructed. maintained such a large forei O. W. Evans 11 Jerry Gifford Laboratory Jeffrey engineers, in designing E. A. Weis 14 John Graham Special Cor. trade. R. Russel 17 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. John Zeier 18 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. W. E. Pettitt 20 Harry Rowe Special Cor. EBB O. Snouffer 22 Clarence Burns Special Cor. Harry Barker 26 Dudley Fisher Special Cor. Pond & Drone 23 and 27 Virgil Meister Special Cor. Frequently Recreation Means Real Work Earl Stroup 31 Richard Voelkel Special Cor. Miss Lorbach 32 Jimmie White Special Cor. By H. E. Eichorn, Pipe Shop L. C. Mertens 41 Anthony Ruppersberg Special Cor. Roy A. Francis 43 Miss Lewis Special Cor. R. A. Curtiss 45 Miss McGinty Special Cor. Harold Schrock Mall. Fdry. N. D. Murphy Special Cor. Karl Webster Chain Eng. J. L. Moore Special Cor. It is the idle hand, the idle mind, the idle hour that exacts a Miss Wigginton Stenographers Miss Bahen Special Cor. penalty from man. Idleness brings about as much trouble as work. Do not hurl abuse at the alarm clock that rouses you in the morning to prepare for work, for work brings you real happiness. Take an interest THE FINISH WINS nowhere—-seems to predominate. in your work, and soon you will realize that there is happiness in doing your work the best you know how. Mr. Eichorn has written an inter OMEONE, somewhere, For it was only the other day esting article. We recommend that you read it so that you will better sometime, said "A good start that a young man asked us for a appreciate that idleness, loafing and ease are not the essentials of con S is equal to having the job job. He had no special training. tentment. half done," which may or may He had not fitted himself for any not be true. Most often it is not. one job above another, yet he Nearly everybody is a good wanted a position that would get COMMON expression frequently made in the presence starter. The good finishers are him to an executive's place in a children is, "If I had as much money as he has, I would few. Give a man a new job and few months. He could not see A work," thereby imbedding in the child's mind that work is he is all enthusiasm. He works. the necessity of spending much drudgery or a degree of irrespectability. He concentrates. He gets things time in preparing. He saw The factory employee who complains seriously about how h; done—for a time. Then he be Schwab, Carnegie, Wanamaker he has to work in the factory all week will rise at 4:00 A. M. Sunc gins to slow down. He some and all the other great industrial morning, equip himself with fishing tackle and a pair of hip boc how gets the feeling that he is giants, only through the eyes of drive up the river about ten miles and start to fish, wade up stre established—that he can rest on one who could see the results over sand and gravel or through mud, doing the hardest kind the success he has secured—and rather than one who could and work uncomplainingly and thoroughly enjoying it. should have seen them through this is the beginning of the end. The chauffeur driving a big twin six Packard, who is the er the long toils of years of struggle A number of years ago there of most young people, complains that most every holiday he has and hard work. were sixty-five young men who work, and on Christmas does double duty, distributing preser enrolled in a night law school— Individual success is not found The stars who make the football teams, not only work the harde all enthused with the idea that at in cutting across lots. The joy but deny themselves a great many table delicacies. All this is de the end of a four year course of accomplishment is not found without any monetary consideration. The soldier on the firing li they would have completed the in a joy ride. The chap who en whose duty is the most hazardous, works the hardest and recei' work necessary to admit them to dures is he who digs, works, the least pay, and generally does so uncomplainingly. the bar. How many finished? plans, hopes and hustles while he Thomas A. Edison, who at the age of seventy had worked fr Five out of the sixty-five, or less waits. ten to sixteen hours a day without having had a vacation, says "I than eight per cent. your spirit in your work, then make your work your play." He ce Some time ago we talked with FOREIGN TRADE brated his 76th birthday on February 10th and still is going stro the salesman of correspondence GREAT m any things working sixteen hours per day on numerous occasions. school courses. He told us— must be considered in Work is the law of our being, the living principle that carr with no degree of pride—that less A dealing with people whose men and nations onward. The greater number work with their hai than ten per cent of the students customs anel individual habits are as a matter of necessity in order to live, but all must work in c who enroll ever go beyond the so different from ours; but there way or another, if they would enjoy life in the way it should tenth lesson. are a few fundamental principles enjoyed. We hesitate to say that the of trade that must be observed Work may be a burden anel a chastisement, but it is also young men of today are any dif whether we deal with a Hotten honor and a glory; without it nothing can be accomplished, and c: ferent than they were a genera tot or a university professor. lization is its product. tion or so past. But there does The article we have to sell Idleness, not work, is the curse of man, for it eats the heart < seem to be a great lack of staying must satisfy the wants of our of men and nations and consumes them the same a£ rust does ir r>r/-\cris.rtiVf» riictnmpr Tt must so let everyone be occupied and occupied in the highest employm A very congenial man is friendship is a thing to be appre ^HO'S WHO 'Gate" Roby. He has a pleas- ciated. WHO'S WHC BBS The Way to a Man's Heart is Thru His Stomach ROM time to time requests have been received regarding recipes for various foods served in our Employees' Cafeteria. Often F people from the shops or offices have mentioned the fact that they "wished mother would make some of that at home," or that they were "going to ask wifie to try some of that." Mrs. Hughes, our Employees' Dietitian, is going to give tried and tested recipes for the wives and mothers of our Jeffrey employees. If any particu lar dish that you see on the Cafeteria counter appeals to your fancy and appetite, just mention it to Mrs. Hughes. Have You Ever Tried These Recipes? Cheese Fondue once. This amount will serve 3 cups milk, eight persons. 3y2 cups bread, * * * Yz pound cheese, Prune Whip 4 eggs, LAYTON EDWARD ROBY 1 pound prunes, TOBIAS REAMS Yz teaspoon salt, Department 19 1 cup sugar, Department 41 Yz teaspoon mustard, Whites of 2 eggs, J \ ERE'S a record very few AVE you ever met "To 1 tablespoon butter. YA pt. of XX cream. ^j men in the Jeffrey organi Reams? He is an hone Heat milk and pour over bread, Cook prunes, remove seeds, H fair, square, and har zation can equal. "Gate" cheese, butter, salt and mustard; oby has worked for this com- and mash, add sugar and the working man that does a daj when cool, add beaten yolks of stiffly-beaten whites of eggs, then work in a day, and gives a de iny almost 22 years but not eggs, and then fold in the stiffly ice has he been late to work, fold in lightly the whipped cream, lar's worth of service for eve beaten whites. Put in a buttered e finds it just as easy to be on which will be about Y2 pt. after dollar paid to him. He was bo baking dish, bake twenty minutes ne as to be late. "It's all in it is whipped. This amount will on December 6, 1877, in the ci in a moderate oven. Serve at e habit you form," he said. serve seven persons. of Columbus, and has alwa "Gate" was born on Sept. 25, lived here. He attended t \77, in Kingston, Ohio. He at- BBB school at the corner of First A-\ nded the public school there and Hamlet St., and as he pass id then worked as a timekeeper None Down in Georgia along First Avenue likely he i By O. Snout er, Dept. 22 r the Norfolk & Western Ry. calls many happy hours spent Homer Briggs seems to have ater he put in four years as starts out for the Falls, and winds the big school yard. With t an awful time kicking through -akeman for this same company, up at the caves. exception of eight years which the snow and ice. He says "there n N. & W. Ry. conductor once Frank Nicely is supposed to be ain't no such stuff down in Geor spent with the Penn. R. ] dd him that he began his life improving but we think he is on gia where I came from." "Tob" has worked only here. I this same community as a his vacation at the summer re is a chainmaker in Dept. 41. irefoot boy. "Well," said Gate, From the way Tom O'Connor sort of "Influenzy." is learning to spit he must be April of 1892 he was first ei [ wasn't born with shoes on, "Bill" Dierdorff gets so used ployed by The Jeffrey Co. ther." figuring on joining the O. S. U. Fog Raiser staff. That blowdng to stamping things that every Baseball, bowling, pictu On July 5, 1900, "Gate" began has just about got our "Nanny." time he goes in the office he shows, and chewing Beechr orking for The Jeffrey Co., in Huh, I wonder where all the stamps his feet. are "Tob's" favorite pastim >ept. 22, where he handled shaft- motor trips go that Guy Ault Harvey is back at last after a Every year at the Jeffrey Twer ig. He now works in Dept. 19 takes every summer. Usually he short "vacation" with the flu. Year Service Club's picnic n wheels. In this same year he has a real picnic during the b tarried Emma Pyle and they BBB game, and you would never thi ave a home of their own at 796 he was 45 years old. He ru ummit St. "Gate" belongs to Flanagrams the bases like a boy and knoc \e Knights of Pythias, Colum- By H. A. Flanagan, Pricing Dept. the ball all over the lot. Wh us Auto Club, the Shriners, Did you read the February satisfied after he has been with "Tob" comes to the bat the fie! cottish Rite, Jeffrey Twenty issue of the Service? If not, get you a few days you will under r ers back up for he "leans" on t ear Service Club, Jeffrey Bldg. one and read about our co stand the cause of your trouble." ball hard. nd Loan Association, and the worker, Raymond Virtue Row Rowley must be getting ready lethodist Church. ley, in the Who's Who column. to take Valentino's place as a In addition to being a mem! We asked him what his hobby He is kept pretty busy with his shiek. He reads such books as of the Twenty Year Club he 1 ;. "Well, I like to fish, and fourteen points. There is only "Desert Love." longs to the Mutual Aid Ass unt, and—well, fish again, I one thing wrong with the report. Earl Crumley has added new ciation, and St. Peters Church uess." To spend a few weeks Where was he born? trouble to his many others. He "Tob" resides at 995 N. Was p in Michigan when the fishin' One of the messenger boys bought an automobile. The profit ington Ave. In his younger da i good suits him just right. Last handed Mrs. Cary an order say system will get a great jolt now. the vampires were not so nurm ear "Gate" and Noah Martin ing he'd wait for it. She mis Four and eight cylinder cars ous as now and consequently pent their vacations up there understood him and instead of are the only products of one managed to evade the snares nd had a grand and glorious pricing it she got the weight. famous Automobile Company, "gentle woman." As far as c ime. They caught so many fish Extra from a letter, written by now, but you can have a six be learned he has never shoi hat their wives wore out three (name censored), which explains cylinder car made according to much fear for punishment, t killets apiece in frvine the a whole lot in a few words. "We Rowley's specifications. That's somehow the ihrmc-hts r>f a rr Windmills. ( A portion of a village in Holland. Perhaps many of us would not appreciate he front yard these inhabitants have, but they are well satisfied. This picture shows the room in which the correspondence is han middle picture is of the office of the chief engineer, while the last picture We wish to thank Mr. Holtke, the con genial representative of The Jeffrey Co. in Schiedam, Holland, for the photographs Our Customers in Hoi which he contributed for these pages. In a later issue our center pages will be land has not been asleep these years. They have adopted the pr< devoted to our Norwegian, French and gressive features of the other European countries and Americ other foreign offices. Wooden shoes and dog teams are not so common any more, ar many tourists are somewhat disappointed because of this fact. In Amsterdam, the largest city in Holland, it has been necessai to place the houses on long wooden piles driven into the soft mars! LW of us here in the main Plant at Columbus, Ohio, realize ground. The city has often been referred to as "a city built c just how far Jeffrey products are distributed. The front and piles." Due to the absence of trees most of the timbers had to 1 Pback cover pages show you, in a glance, where the results of brought in from the neighboring countries. The streets are of wati four efforts in the factory and office go. and many bridges have been built to span them. Most of us know that our products are found in every state of Windmills, and no Dutch scene is complete without one, prove he union, but crates and boxes from our Shipping Department cross source of much value to the natives. The wheels turn either nigl he Canadian and Mexican borders, and travel in the holds of large or day when there is a breeze, to serve the people commercially < sea-going freighters that cross the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans to to help in the strife against the water. When the power created t ill corners of the earth. No city is too distant to receive efficient these huge windmill blades is not used to operate saws, and churn service from The Jeffrey Mfg. Co. and different pieces of mechanisms, the water is being pumped fro: Our employees' publication, Jeffrey Service, is taking you for a the lowlands into the canals which carry it on. Of course gasolii /isit to one of our agents located in Schiedam, Holland — Holland, engines are common in the cities now and do much work that tl :he land of many beautiful scenes, of windmills, dikes, canals, windmills formerly did. vooden shoes, tulips, and dog teams. William the Silent is their George Washington Mr. Holtke has been .manager of the Jeffrey office in Schiedam The surface of Holland is flat and one would be led to belies since 1919. So far it has never been our good fortune to have him that the country's existence had been a quiet and monotonous on idsit the Home Office, but we hope to meet him personally some day. Our chains and conveying materials have proved very dependable products in Mr. Holtke's territory. While on an errand in the Export Department we learned that in the early 1600 the Van Slyke family (ancestors to our F. E. Van Slyke) left Holland and sailed across the Atlantic and settled in what was then called New Amsterdam, Put is now known as New York. In one of Washington Irving's historical books a Lieut. Van Slyke is mentioned from whom our Mr. Van Slyke can trace his lineage. "God made the sea, but we made the shore," is a saying often heard in Holland. If it were not for constant vigilance and work of the Hollanders the dikes, which form a barrier to the sea, would gradually be destroyed by their biggest enemy, water, and the Dutch population would either be drowned or driven from their homes. These dikes are built either of stone, or of sand, earth, and clay held together with willows which serve to strengthen the con struction. These willows function in a manner similar to the straws used by the ancient Egyptians in making bricks. Some parts of Holland are below the level of the sea, and so the maintenance of dikes is absolutely essential to the existence of these territories. You can find canals and canals in Amsterdam, a city composed of almost 100 islands. Some are lined with beautiful elm trees and others with buildings. In the winter months these canals freeze over and furnish a fine opportunity for skating, sledding and ice boating. and Tulips These carts are common sights along the water fronts of the North Seas. The men are shell fishermen who gather up shells with their scoop shovels. work on their drawing boards. This is the first opportunity Jeffrey fond of smoking too. The men of Holland are almost inseparable ad to show pictures of our Holland office. from their pipes; some of them only removing their pipes at meal time and bed time. In the city of Rotterdam it is unusual to see a man without a pipe. In measuring distance the Dutch often use a roducts Dependable pipe of tobacco as a medium. Our friend Hans would say, "It's just a half a pipe full from the church to home;" or, "it's two pipes full not so. These people had been oppressed by the sea and the to market." niards for many years, but in 1533 was born William, of Nassau, Tobacco smoke is their second breath. In Rotterdam a story le Silent," not so called because of a quiet disposition but because is told of an inhabitant by the name of Van Klaes who died just two held his tongue in regards to his plan when it served him best. years before his hundredth birthday. Van Klaes was the title holder splendid generalship over the Dutch troops earned for him a in the use of tobacco, using 150 grams of tobacco daily. Roughly :e among the mightiest of the heroes of Holland. speaking, 150 grams would be equivalent to about 5 ounces, and the William is to the Dutch what our own George Washington is to ordinary pocket-sized can of tobacco weighs 2% ounces. You figure people of the United States. At the age of 51 he was assassinated it out for yourself. The story is told of his funeral arrangements, r seven attempts, but not until he had seen that his efforts to which he had carefully planned beforehand. All of his smoker >w off the yoke of Spain and make Holland free, would succeed friends were invited to the funeral, and each was supplied with a ntually. The assassin of William the Silent was captured and put package of tobacco and two pipes. They were to smoke continually leath by having his flesh torn from his body with red hot pincers, during the funeral ceremony, and as they passed the body for the final ode of punishment borrowed from the Spaniards, very likely. time each was requested to cast the ashes from his pipe upon the It is interesting to know that the costume worn by William the casket. The casket was lined with wood from his old cigar boxes. nt on the above tragical occasion has been preserved and is still Old Van Klaes requested also that his beautifully-colored old meer- exhibition in the National Museum at the Hague. The dining shaum pipe, some tobacco and matches be buried with him so that m in which he dined just before his assassination is now used as he might inhale the delightful smoke from his life-long pal, his pipe, elic room. The marks of one of the assassin's bullets is still after he had crossed the River Styx. Although the modern belief is lg shown to the tourists. that St. Peter prohibits the use of nicotine weed after one has passed Champion Pipe Smoker thru the gates which he tends, the North American Indians had their To you who sit at the factory entrances smoking during the noon peace pipes and tobacco buried with them so that they could enjoy rs it might be interesting to know that our friends in Holland are them after they had reached the Happy Hunting grounds. Perhaps this was the same destination which Van Klaes longed to reach. When the tulips bloom in the City of Haarlem in the Springtime it is a sight never to be forgotten. The flowers are not grown as a commercial enterprise to any large extent but the raising of the bulbs, or "Onions" as they are sometimes called, furnishes occupation for many people in Holland. Take it to Oom Jan If you happened to get pinched for money while in Holland you can leave your watch or ring at the sign of the "three brass balls" and receive money for your pledge. The Pawnbrokers are referred to as "Uncle" in the same manner that is customary here in the States. The phrase, "take it to Oom Jan (Uncle John) is not meaningless to the Dutch. The Dutch do not like walls and hedges and it has been said that the Dutchman willingly cuts elown the trees that shut off his view of the highway, or hides him from those who travel on the highway. In the rural districts beyond Amsterdam where many merchants live, very unusual names are given to their country houses. In justice let us say that these names seem funny to us here although to the native they are quite fitting. What objection can you find with Lust en Rust (Pleasure and Rest), Groot Genoeg (Large Enough), Niet Zoo Quaabyk (Not so Bad), Buiten Gedachten (Beyond Expectation)? Surely these names are far better than <;nmp r\i ttiriQp cppn at a nparlir cnmmpr rAc^rt -.i-U^,-^ c.^V, .,...,. .... Individual Bowling Averages—Not Including Handicap Hammond 195- 3 Number at right shows game rolled Kolleck 130 Peterson 185- 9 Kreps 167-63 Julian 160- 3 McRevnolds ..152-63 Burns 142-54 O. B. Jones 129 Selbach 182-15 A. Gerlach 166-57 Lohr 159-23 Yost .: 152-51 Glackin 141-60 Bill Jones 127 Clevenger 182- 2 Byron 166-54 Gray 159-17 McMillan 152-51 Brushing 140-39 Brown 126 Gregory 180- 9 Redman 166-42 Rowe 158-63 Lamb 152-39 Close 140- 3 Killian 12; Crinkey 178- 3 Gale 165-63 Schwab 157-63 J. Taylor 150-60 Spence 139-12 Bone 12; Fix 178- 3 Grauman 165-12 Stein 156-57 Sheppard 150- 3 Montgomery ..138- 3 E. Lewis 122 Walters 177-12 Dyer 164-21 Holzbacher ....156-54 Warsmith 149-54 Palmer 138- 3 Klein 122 Dempsey 176- 3 DeBruin 163-24 H. Smith 155- 9 Ungemach 148- 6 W. Gerlach 138- 3 Rohrbach 12C Recob 174-12 Watson 163- 3 M. Eaton 155- 3 Crosswell 146- 6 Wilson 133- 3 Close lie McFarland 173-51 Leifeld 162-57 Hewitson 154-60 Russell 145-57 "Pop" Smith....132-21 McFadden 112 Weekly 172-57 Osborn 162-12 Geis 154-57 Moffett 145-24 D. Jones 132- 9 Voelkel IK Willey" 171-42 Eaton 161-57 Beem 154-54 Warner 144-57 Suttner 131- 6 Laux 108 Cameron 171-12 Salisburv 161-57 Butts 154-24 Trik 144-48 Dunlop 130-33 Shockley 10( E. Taylor 170-51 R. Smith 161- 9 White 154- 6 Stephens 143-51 Thompson 130- 9 Eberhart 105 Bleucher 168-54 Reams 160-15 May 153-42 Weatherbv 143-33 Thomas 130- 8 Roush 10^ ETTLING down for the will finally smooth out any mis home stretch, the Jeffrey understanding that may have PETE IS MARRIED NOW Goodell, as he will tell you t S bowlers are turning in some arisen. By D. W. Miller, Dept. 9 fine scores, and incidentally mak you just think you are gett We take pleasure in presenting Standing, February 21st better and better. Clinger, Ma ing it very hot for the leaders. Won Lost a new candidate for the "Dish Earl Taylor turned in high score Electrical *37 26 and Willoughby take notice. Washing Society" in the person for one game that is likely to Production 37 29 Jack Watson is still carr\ of Mr. Pete Kline, Jr., who on stand for the balance of the sea Cost *36 27 his handsome smile around v Saturday, Feb. 10th, promised to Sales 34 32 him. son. The Order team turned in Stores 31 35 love, cherish and obey for the high score for one and three Blacksmith 30 36 There are quite a number rest of his natural life. Good games, only to lose both records Order 28 38 new faces in this departm luck, Pete, and be sure to select to the Electricals two weeks Structural 28 38 We cheerfully welcome you a soft rolling pin and "tater" * Have 3 postponed games. our big family. later. Date 1 Game masher. Jan. 23 E. Taylor 253 Joe Allcott Rosenberg is ch From this point it looks as Jan. 30 Redman 234 pion in his line. I have not New faces in Dept. 9 are though the Production gang will Feb. 6 Beem 225 Feb. 13 Willey and Gale 226 space to give further facts in George Kreil, Thomas Grozzell, give the Electricals a battle for S Games favor. However you are ch Victor Trivella and Perley Co the lead, as "Al" Salisbury's gang Jan. 23 E. Taylor 613 wan in the Tool division, and Jan. 30 Gregory 616 pion, ain't you, Joe? have been stepping some the Feb. 6 A. Gerlach 589 Lewis Clark in the Metal Pattern past few weeks. Feb. 13 Gale 610 Joe Lamb is a very busy n division. 1 Game He has a new assistant, a We want to call the world's at Jan. 23 Order 951 Among the auto tourists of Jan. 30 Electrical 933 Cecil Newman, whom we're tention to the fact that Harry Dept. 9 we must include Frank Feb. 6 Electrical 954 glad to welcome. DeBruin's average is printed in Feb. 13 Blacksmith 926 Recob, for Frank says he can 3 Games this issue. We sincerely regret drive all the way from Columbus Jan. 23 Order 2708 .the oversight of last month and Jan. 30 Electrical 2645 TWO HANDS ARE SAF to Newark without a road map. Feb. 6 Electrical 2744 By Harry A. Barker, Dept. 26 hope that this little explanation Feb. 13 Blacksmith 2656 Wanted, a scenic farm located Ward Bond traded his batt on a sunny hillside among large Reo for a Ford; not a bad ti spreading oaks, also on a paved 000 for the shape it was in. \\ road, house must have gas, bath, seems to think he can driv electricity and furnace and flow Hot Rivets Ford better with one hand. ing water in pasture. Will pay By Roy A Francis, Dept. 43 George Schmitt wishes up to $50 per acre. See Uda Mr. Joseph Lamb, our hand injured "steel" back and forth to thank the members of Dept Schall. some inspector, more commonly the Massie Hospital. Roy din for the beautiful flowers sen Dept. 9 has several Radio fans. identified as our own Harold ger and Joseph Willoughby are his mother during her illness One of the most interested fans Lloyd, is all smiles. No, it isn't his expert attendants. The members of Dept. 26 is Forest Drake. Almost any a boy, but a Studebaker Special Quite a number of millionaires tend their sympathy to J time you can see Drake tuning Six. Yeah, girls, he is single. work in our department, multi or /Moore, whose father died in to catch anything in the air. Charley Ulrick, our paint boss, semi, undoubtedly the latter. If January 20th. The Metal Pattern shop has is back with us again, after drink pot, why not? They have fine After a long period of ill just enough men for a base ball ing all of his prescription. Now large automobiles and take a Mason, Fisher and Williams team, and we suggest the follow Charlie, we beg of you not to week's vacation every month. now back on the job batting ing line up: think we doubt your having the Yeah, if not why not? thousand percent. Glad to Recob, pitcher and captain. flu. Robert Hager and Roy Bur you back, boys. Schall, Catcher. Paul Moore has been promoted ner are still arguing on who is Carl Burford, better knowi Carmell, 1st base. from paint-up to first class fitter- the greatest riveter. "Snake," decided to send his Linn, 2nd base. up. Good for you, Paul. Ed. Harris is back on the job to college (barber college), Mitler, 3rd base. Hon. Doctor Massie, the de after being off four weeks with few weeks ago she cut his Smart, S. S. partment physician, a short time the flu. and owing to the poor work c Baurmeister, L. F. ago purchased a new Reo Tour Brodbeck and Jenkins still he is now ashamed to go I Richenbacker, C. F. ing Car, but owing to an increase own and operate the southeast regular barber, so he will hav 3i^« LS^ b If You'd Use Your OWN Head You Wouldn't Use a «\ A Barrel Head to Stand On F ^ 4FEV **&&' E iEYBOARD KLIPPINGS A Cat Can Take Chances, But Not You By Pollyanna Wigginton C—at, ATE Weate of Dept. 9 related an incident Vas the groundhog just kid- A—fter just recently about a safety contest which g us or showing us a good R—isking N took place in Manchester, England. The e? Judging from the weather E—ight young man who won the prize used the combina owing February 2nd he must L—ives, tion of letters shown at the side of this column. e seen something that he con- E—liters The reason the particular cat in question died was ;red a shadow. S —ausage that he took one chance too many. Even though 'he latter part of January Bil- S —hop. you have never received a serious injury, it is no came back to the office to as- reason to believe that you are exempt from acci with the Pulverizer and dents. You might not slip until you reach the isher work during the illness top rung in the ladder, or you might work without Lucile Selvey. She had left Safety goggles for 99 times and then on the next galoshes in our department. time be struck by a flying chip. Play safe always. when Mr. Bishop came in he X It pays. 00(3 Credit Dept. in regard to some Clem Faeth in discussing the correspondence, and when she Building anel Loan Banquet said came back smiling we asked her something about the "Male Wed HE MIGHT BITE what was so funny. She told us ding." Evidently Clem thinks Poor doggie, it seems that Samue how she attempted to find her "male" is a good substitute for Curtis Palmer, Jr., whose father work way, through the proper channel, "womanless." in the Production Dept., is punchinj into the Credit Dept., but owing Mr. Shively of the Order Dept. out the Airedale's eyes. Of course thi to the fact that the passageway had an attack of "absentminded- dog is filled with sawdust and so is no very sensitive to pain. You certainl; from the executive offices had ness" the other evening, which have a handsome son, Curt. been changed during her absence, resulted in the loss of a quantity she was slightly bewildered as to of "Java," much to the amuse the proper course to pursue, ment of the rest of his household. tected the aroma of that populai finally deciding on the wrong After assisting his better half beverage permeating the house one, entering via the "executive with the dishes, he thought that and rushing madly to the kitchei route." When Paul Hewitson inasmuch as he is usually pressed discovered hubby's mistake. An glanced up, expecting to see Mr. for time in the morning, he would other stunt like this one, Shive C. W. Miller, there stood Miss put the coffee in the percolator and back to the Jackson Count] Miesse looking so embarrassed anel have it all ready to light the hills for you. ROUBLES DON'T TROUBLE that Paul could not conceal a fire under the next morning. Miss Bicknell: "What stree HIM smile. She advised us to look However, in an absent-minded do you live on?" here, isn't he a fine little lad? He over the situation for it was way, he proceeded to light the Miss Atwill: "Bedford Street jst a trifle over six months old and "worse than a House of Trou fire under the coffee before going don't you know where that is?' as bright as a new dollar. Clifford le son of John J. Frowine of Dept. 5. ble." upstairs. Suddenly the wife de- Miss Bicknell: "No." BOB AND HERB Miss Atwill: "Well, how lon; 1 "Whose galoshes are these?" Herbert Hackbarth of Dept. SO has have you lived in Columbus." two fine youngsters that keep him busy Miss Bicknell: "All my life imittie replied, "They are Bil- from the time he enters the house in the 5; her clothes are over here, evening. Nothing pleases them more but I haven't traveled much.' she is in Mr. Fowler's office." than to get their daddy down on the After relieving Lucile Selve; floor and then maul him around. Robert temporarily, Billie landed per Vhen a report came in to the Louis is almost a year old, and Herbert lin Engineering Dept. for the Francis is about 2J/i years old. manently in our department, am mtion of Clementine Faeth, we were glad to extend a heart; ed February 2nd, with a nota- welcome to her on her return t< 1 immediately under the date the office. One day she wa -oundhog Day" Clem gazed at transcribing a Starr record, an< a moment and said, "Good instead of writing "head seg ht, Grain and Hog Day." Per- ments" wrote "dead segments.' )s it is defective eye-sight; Hereafter Twinkle has agreed t< vever, we might have the Ku "kill" them for her especial bene JX Klan make a raid on his fit. lar, and report their findings. Phe new messenger with some WITH THE ENGINEERS respondence for A. Lemmon RARIN' TO GO! uired: "Who is Mr. Lemmon. Robert W. Shively, son of Willard R. By Karl B. Webster lie in the Fruit Department?" Shively of the Order Dept., is one of It would be highly appreciate( those "nice naughty" boys. He can be if someone well versed in th< Vhen Miss Miesse returned to sweet as a peach and then again he can be one of the roughest, rowdiest, nois- modern heraldry of fraternity pieces of wood which he carved small hand-carved work can be ^ etftfistS $8j8f for the front and back of a pho found, such as pipes with dogs, tograph album. hares, birds, and human faces Wood carving is a very ancient carved on them with a short- art, but due to the labor required bladed knife. Canes also come in for doing it, the high cost has for a goodly share of this art. made it prohibitive. The old wood At one time wood-carving was carvers would fasten a block of the chief method of decorating. wood to their bench by means of Some of the old Cathedrals in LTHOUGH just an ama wooden pegs or screws, and from Europe have doors, panels, pew is the Chippendale. In the C teur as a wood carver a drawing on paper they would ends and altars of magnificent nese Chippendale a claw resti A Edward Watkins of the trace the picture of the subject workmanship. Today this art on a ball is the most common Mailing Room has finished sev they wished to carve. Usually has been supplanted by the more of carving we have although t eral pieces of work that show several gouges, chisels and a mal modern devices for decorating, carving of the twentieth centv. a fair sample of skill and pa let were the only tools used. although one of our most popu is invariably done with the ; tience. These pictures show two In Switzerland many pieces of lar periods of furniture for today- of machinery. 000 With the Engineers Stores Office Scrap Pile I'm willing to take a shot if t Continued from page 11 By Leon H. McReynolds rest dew. I says, what shall ious emblems adorning the per write about, and he says, wr Inasmuch as we enjoy writing son of Wilbur Bradshaw, and tell "I cannot fail to grasp this op about everythin', but that is lit for the Service each month (don't us just how- good a physician he portunity of helping all high-class two deep fer me so I'll have eat that) we feel that we are will be when he has completed bowling teams to locate Mr. R. pick out somethin' else. But playing the hog somewhat and his studies, and has hung out the E. Smith of this department. ain't got no more ideas rite ne not doing the rest of the folks M. D. shingle. This information Mr. Smith's scores never fail to than a snake has hips, and wh justice. We are always saying is sought for the benefit of Bert please as he claims his baby my skull does git empty ther something about someone else McCarley who, it seems, might score is 213, and I know he is about as much chance fillin' through these columns and giv be persuaded to return to under wanted by every team that has as a basket with no bottum. A ing them no chance for a come a weak man." —c. W. Chase. taking if assured of good busi that's that." — P. 1. lsennagle ness. back, though they too are granted "Writing for publication makes the freedom of speech in this the Words and Music by Dutch Well, Jim Chandler from the me feel so important that I can't official organ of the Company. Grauman Mining Engineering came up and think of anything but myself to So here in the following we have "Of Radiobugs we'll tell to y< demonstrated his prowess at write about. I regret that I given everyone an equal chance In our office are quite a few; shifting bishops, rooks, pawns, haven't the space to do justice to to do a little reporting on their I am a Radiobug myself, etc., around over a checker board, that subject." —Willis Russell. own hook, thereby proving that A Kirby set is on my shelf. by playing five games of chess there are others who have ideas "Just when I am gittin' all set To hear Runt tell it's quite simultaneously against Ray Rich for a nice afternoon's work along and talent if we can bring them treat, ards, LeRoy, Fouts, Firtch, and kums Mickey and sez that every out. At the same time we can It nearly knocks him off his fe Marks. Jim may be said to have body is goin' to write a piece for unload some of our own burden And there's the set that Tayl broken even for he won two, lost the survous and I will write some upon more able shoulders. got, two, and played one draw game. two. Now, writin' is somethin' Sometimes it works and son Our force has been increased Those that we do not hear of which I ain't never dun none times not. by the addition of three new men: from now will have the same but Yz the stuff you reed makes There's Chase and Robby—We Messrs. Annis, Pfeil, and Har chance the next time, making you think the authar never got man too, rington. (We call 'em "Messrs." these everybody's notes instead more than the 3rd grade so I Lige and Johnny form the ere now, but we'll soon have a pet of a one-man column. reckon I won't get pinched and Why folks, believe me it's name for 'em.) The first-named fright unfortunately contracted the The way it keeps us up all nigh omnipresent "flu" shortly after —Dutch Grauman his arrival and at press time is still unable to leave his home. "Watch for my stuff in t Of course it takes all kinds of next issue." —Herb Taylor folks to make up a world, or to "When Mickey comes to work fill a drafting room, but we saw the morning a couple of extremes recently And yawns and yawns and yawi when we observed, on one side' We know that the baby's be of our show room, Russ Knode, crying with cap and coat on, hugging a From midnight till early dav crackling anel hissing steam Now we feel sorry for him y radiator, and on the other. Bill see, Holstein, coatless, and with And have decided to write him sleeves rolled up, sitting before a line. wide-open window inhaling a Of course we're not quite as go forty-mile gale from the North as he Pole. February the 12th, birthday of one of our most dear and famous Americans, Still we'll do our best to oi was celebrated in our Employees' Cafeteria by a special program. Mr. Ruppersberg Wildly does D. Knies drive his procured a large bronze bust of Abraham Lincoln, which was placed on the stage, shine. —Millie Kunkle Nash, and a large number of American flags were placed around it. Alright, Mickey, do your stu Still wilder Grooms his Flivvey. Isabel Reid of the Billing Dept. read Lincoln's Gettysburg speech and gave an now that the rest have finish But for excitement place your extract from a Sketch of Lincoln. This reading dealt with the great emancipator's and out-classed you to a m; A Retraction We Would, Anyhow re herewith take back every- Daily DIPS of the Goose Quill We will have to stand for some g we might have said in these crowing from our able patent at mns about McLaughlin's torney, Dudley Fisher, as he ty to grind valves, remove Feb. 1—"Root, hog, root," said John Graham as he skidded around and then wal managed to get into the gallery lowed in the mud soup in front of Store Room A. on and adjust the carburetor Feb. 2—Groundhog Day in the Cafeteria and on the Calendar. Mr. Sun kept his at Washington and heard Presi lis grand old Dodge. It was blinds down all day and the weatherman won the hand-painted egg. dent Harding deliver a speech to :ry exclusive function at the Feb. 3—Mary Houseman of the Cost Dept. gets herself locked in, but as the poet the assembled houses. Idin Country Club; the hour sez, "Iron bars do not a prison make," and so she climbs over the wall Uh, Huh! of her prison and lives happily ever afterward. midnight; it was two below Feb. 4—Movie Title worryer begins, and George Weatherby decides to win enough We understand, from a very ; who's car was it that this time to buy a suit, plug hat, spats and sleeve holders. reliable source, that our Mr. Van lied on to Hupmobiles. Feb. 5—Every day in every way the Cafeteria sugar bowls are gittin' emptier and Slyke has traced his ancestors :ks, Chevrolets, etc., etc., and emptier and emptier. back far enough to establish a 'em started? Mac, with his Feb. 6—Ruth McGinty of the Advertising Dept. has a "swell" lip. She was bit ten by a ferocious telephone transmitter. perfect right to wear the black ty Dodge. (We might add Feb. 7—Three correct answers was Walter Kauffman's record in the last Movie drop cord on his nose glasses. he was ably assisted by sev- Title Contest—and no one helped him either. This time he is betting a Picking Up What? cars of the popular reliable Yt," elbow that he gets five of 'em correct. It was a surprise to have Mr. c) Feb. 8—One of our popular bachelors tried to borrow Chance Phelps' family of Mann of the Wirthlin Mann Co. eight kiddies while making out his D2!?z*—Xxx ST?! income tax blank. Brantner, Take Notice Chance laughed 'til his teeth rattled. of Cincinnati come to our Build nail boys are shooting mar- Feb. 9—Swedish iron is all O. K., but Swedish bowlers—Ugh! Peterson turns in ing and Loan banquet and ex and flying kites, and it be a score of 135 in a match with another world's champ. Someone page pose our Mr. Walter Pope as iges the athletic board of the Mary Watson, a real bowler. "the chicken fancier" of the Feb. 10—Monsieur Paul Schreiber, our charming representative from gay Paree, •ey Co. to investigate and find has all the female smiles cast on him while the males are dying their Jeffrey Co. Even though it was e irregularities at the O. M. mustaches a sandy red. Oui, Oui ! in the lighter vein, we remem o., to prevent their horseshoe Feb. 11—Slem Lathem, Carl Trik and some of the other girls were galoshing bered that Walter intends to get hers coming down here and around in the snow today. a new car this spring, as his old Feb. 12—Jerry Taylor will get his usual dish of razzberries at Gettrost's tomorrow :king the tar out of us, once night. His low scores lately have been caused by his hair gettin' in his bus wasn't "picking up" properly. n. eyes. The Bare Facts sh up Your Alibis Too, Doc Feb. 13—Dick Orthoefer, the doughnut magnate, visits his old associates. He's We have heard about big ur mutual friend, Dr. Jack givin' up the old business kuz the people are demanding a smaller hole scares around the country, lions, in the doughnut. ns, confidentially informed us Feb. 14—Some cruel jokester pasted a photo of John Zeier on a heart-shaped card snakes, elephants, ghosts, etc., he has gone into intensive board and laid it on Charlie Schumacher's bench. Charlie asked, "Who but we had one here the other ling to secure the perfect co put this funny valentine here?" day when Pete Kline came in nation of mind and muscle Feb. 15—Carl Zuber predicts rain for termorry because his feet ache. Those wearing his long-haired genuine will once again place him in "tootsies" are real barometers. Feb. 16—We don't have hardly no fun at tall. We thought we were working like grizzly-bear coat. It's a bear, all front rank in the bowling and a Trojan today and were wearing the graphite off our pencil somethin' right. columns of the daily press. scandalously when Pete Heller wanders in and sez, "Is you awake?" A Golden Opportunity 'Scuse Us, Harry Feb. 17—A whole flock of young roosters were guillotined and roasted today for Bruce Converse, our proud mbarrassing moments arise the Rooster Club gorging, and later in the evening Roostmaster Miller did some roasting himself. father of the twins, would like to 1 in the best of regulated Feb. 18—Not a crow, cackle, squawk or peep from the members of the Rooster have his friends know that the lies, for instance, when Harry Club today. All of 'em are well squelched! double rig will be available most ve, the portly secretary of the Feb. 19—Well, if Earl Lewis won't shave that "Whisk-broom" effect from his any time now. having in mind rey Bowling League, left out upper lip we'll hafta furnish him some brown dye to color his derby. Feb. 20—The neighbors have sent Ray Jamison a lemon every day for the last two especially Bob Currie or Carl ry DeBruin's average from weeks in order to keep his lips puckered up so he can't toot on his saxa- Trik. list in the Jeffrey Service. phone. 'Stoo Bad . DeBruin casually inquired Feb. 21—Aw, quitcher kickin'; in another month Spring will be here, so will Recent addition to the Radio D how Harry had been spend- B. V. D.'s, no socks, dandelion blossoms, spring onions, bass bitin', and small gas bills. Nut Association: Frank Bangert his Tuesday nights away Feb. 22—Hats off to the Cafeteria for the cherry pie today—Aintcha glad George of the Rate Dept. He was a 1 home. Washington didn't cut down a rhubarb tree or a cranberry tree? dandy chap, too. HBH Continued from page 12 The new office of the Adver Robinson stepped upon the scene. 6—Does not apply; Hidden cthing the other day about tising Dept. is certainly the bee's Again we have with us that hands. wind blowing the papers off knees, and they are hived up in much-loved Movie Title Study. 7—Prohibition caused it; Too desk. It was cold, too, and grand style, but it would be well We present for your approval, thin. - we know what became of to remember that the Stores probable answers for the first Bowling averages of the Office is above them. (Can't 13: 8—Lunch hooks; Mitt Gloom ing. ictural team the night of the laugh that off.) 1—Officer 666; The Peacock 9—We did it; Back yard spec I when this office engaged We have seen some beautiful on the fence. ialty. n in an "I-dare-you-to-take- women in our time but Robinson 2—Old Stuff; Listening In. :e-games" match. 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When the bag rests on a penalty space, after they are old enough to cast their vote. Playing is not that much is deducted if made by a side which is ahead, or, if made ior boys in pantaloons. These games will prove valuable when, by the side without any yards gain, it is added to the other's score. ise of the weather or because of darkness, it is not possible to In order to make directions clear, let's play. First player of "A" outdoors. Indoor Football team makes 40 yards. First player of "B" team 30 yards. "A" team is in the lead 10 yards. Second player of "A" team throws the rlere is another interesting bean-bag game which any number, bean-bag and it rests on five-yard penalty. Second player of "B" r boys or girls, may play. Copy on the floor or sidewalk the team throws on 50-yard space. "B" team is now in the lead by 45 am shown here. The yards. Third player of "A" team throws on 15-yard penalty. This ; should be about nine makes a gain of 60 yards for "B" team, and so on until one side s apart, and the width makes 100 yards gain. e field about four feet. Goal If the bean-bag rests on "Goal," one point is scored and all the goal is nine inches by yards gained by either side are canceled. The side having the great 15 Yd. Penalty est number of points at the end of fifteen minutes' play wins the game. Players of each side When the bean-bag falls on a line and the umpire can not deter alternate turns in 50 Yd. Gain mine in which space the largest portion lies, the player throws again. ving one bean-bag Balloon Volley-Bali a line about fifteen 10 Yd. Penalty 'rom the ten-yard line. Although points are counted in this game as in regulation volley V touchdown, counting ball, the rules are somewhat more liberal. As many may play on a 40 Yd. Gain oints, is made by gain- side as desired. If no net is available, stretch a rope across the room one hundred yards. a little over the height of the players' upraised hands. Use a toy counts one point. If 5 Yd. Penalty balloon filled with air. yer throws a bean-bag The baloon must be served over the rope by a player of one side, it rests on a space 30 Yd. Gain who may stand in any position desired. Points are made only by ting for more yards the serving side when the opposite side makes an error. the total made by the In case the serving side makes an error, they surrender the ball side, he is ahead the to their opponents, but no points are scored. ence. In case his own 20 Yd. Gain An error consists, first, in allowing the balloon to touch the floor; is ahead, he then adds second, in knocking the balloon under the rope; third, in a player lumber of yards made. 10 Yd. Gain hitting the ball twice in succession. Players take turns at serving. i should throw on a Twenty-one points make a game. BBB ULTED IN A TIE VOTE a new Ford, and Stickner a used BALCONY CHATTER By John H. Zeier, Dept. 18 flivver. Joe Gerlach says he will By R. A. Curtiss, Dept. 45 tie vote having resulted in be driving a Packard by Easter. It seems that the weather has eauty contest between Rich- Pat Moore says "all my Rolls- gotten a hold on the entire de ietz and Otto Draudt, it has Royce needs is a coat of paint partment for sickness. Mrs. decided to let their wives and then nobody will have any Bowman, Fred Hohle, H. New- the deciding vote. thing on me." barger and A. Clarke were off for 1 Lowe has the rollers under This one by Brungs: "The two weeks but are well and back having just bought a new next time I pass here I am going on the job, working harder than nobile, while Drowdner has around the other way." ever. Red Thompson says he will If there is anybody in The make anybody a radio but after Jeffrey Mfg. Co. looking for a seeing what he did to Hubbard, goo-1 saxaphone player for an whom he gyped out of eight dol orchestra come up and see Jami lars for a set that will not work, son, for he is full of jazz. The all we have to say is "beware." people up in Jammie's neighbor Stickner showing Red Brown hood have all bought Radios to around the Eagles' Home. "Now- broadcast his racket all over the Red, behave yourself; see the world. You better get rid of that glass door, electric lights, and horn, old man, before they make SHE'LL BE A CHAMPION Sara Frances, 6-year-old daughter of carpets?" you eat it. George Hadaway of Dept. 32, will wear Red: "Where do you suppose Margaret Hess lost her last medals for spelling some day. Re I came from? We have all these chance for the bunk of matri cently she was reading the letters on the at home." mony now that the little reel-faced refrigerator and said, "R-O-Y-A-L spells ice box; doesn't it daddy?" She is a Henry Dcrthaler is awarded man that comes through our de pretty girl and her disposition is as the cast iron pie for his order of partment every day with smiles pleasing as her face. "take-up pins." does not show up any more. Too bad, Margaret, but while there BBB is life there is hope. The other day Pat Murphy, ROBERTA HADAWAY Come and See Us! ; is Roberta, 16-month-old sister one of our new men, asked Clarke ra Frances, who appears in the EFFREY Service, the Advertising Department and the Art De if he knew how to get L. Luck- te column of this page. She is partment have moved their offices from their old location on the haupt's goat. > glad when her sister comes home J third floor of the Store Room "A" building to their new quarters. school. Her father. Georee Hada- "Where he ties it," replied Pat. £ui mMtJtz mh erirey service 3l-9 April, 1923 Ko.l ILie\ un.ILiv aie very common m pares 01 tne Scandinavian R Peninsula where they are used for meat, for clothing, and for transportation. They have been domesticated and serve as beasts of burden for the Laplanders. The beautiful photograph for our front cover was contributed by our representatives in Norway and Sweden, The Lorentzen- Wcttre Co. Last year many of us had the privilege of meeting Mr. John Danielson who visited the Main Office here in Columbus. Mr. Danielson returned to our representative in Sweden after several months of study in our Export Division and Chain Engineering Department. Through his efforts and the kindness of the Lorentzen- Wettre Co., we have our front cover and center page photographs for this issue. but later Mr. Hammond remem he was so anxious to get on the bered, after a five hour search, job that he forgot to shut it off. that he had sent Dunn to see Did you ever get on a street Mr. Fetherolf about chain. car with your best girl anel offer The telephone bell rang and a MARTHA WASHINGTON (?) the conductor transfers, two Mr. J. L. Wood of Hugh V FIELD very excited voice was heard to hours late? Ask Slim Lyons, he & Company, Ltd., our British ager Marie Field, our chief operator in the ask "what date shall I give the knows. investigating the latest developmen telephone exchange, appeared in our foreman in the Brass Foundry This department can boast of machine mining in this country. He Cafeteria on February 22nd and sang for for a 2000-pound end frame to spent a week in West Virginia and our patrons. Her pretty soprano voice the champion sprinters of the weeks studying production in the ; is always welcome here and never fails be cast?" Upon further conver Jeffrey plant, in Bleil and Clay, here in Columbus. to delight. sation we learneel that the but good sprinters never fall in speaker was a full grownup boy the mud. MORE ROOM FOR BU< SHE TREATS 'EM RUF and a recent candidate to the Watch the blackberries suffer By John H. Zeier, Dept. 18 grand order of Benedicts, which By Kathryn McCloskey, Mining Prod. this summer. Don't mention The governor is going to would of course account for such We understand Trubee, the this, but we think Doyle is going the legislature for an approp a bewildering cjuestion. "Eh, boy with the endless appetite, has to become the proud father of a tion to enlarge the dippy he Shoaf?" been seen with a market basket new Ford, anel he says the only on the hill to take care of place he and his Henry will go on his arm several times lately. STORE ROOM SAYINGS radio bugs in Dept. 18. She has the right idea, all right. By E. A. Weis. Dipt. 1/,D will he after berries, for he sure Dick Getz, who has acquire loves blackberry pie. Traffic on High Street will be Won't somebody invent a way flivver, plans a trip with J tied up now. Losey has bought a to identify Fords? Herb Little We had the pleasure of listen Puliam this summer to an o Lizzie and a lot of reckoning will seems to have quite a bit of trou ing to Tom Burke's Boy Scout in the southwest corner of take place now. ble of late in locating his flivver. Band on Washington's birthday, state where they hope to and we surely enjoyed the treat, When asked to work on Sun He says the darn thing don't over once again a little of especially the singing of Ned Mc day Bill finds that Hobart and want to stay where he parks it. good old days. Laughlin, who is going to be a Trubee are still singing in the We surely appreciate the kind When it comes to drilling hi real star some day. choir. ness of Fitzgerald of "Dept. A" Bob Boyle is the snake's h The morning after the Star for furnishing the newspapers to We have with us Mr. Wm. three hours to drill a hole. Hotel burned Harlor got ^the read on the car on our way from Donohue, otherwise known as Wanted — to trade my 1 "coat" but who got the "trous work. Bill, who is on chain production. model Ford for a double housi ers," Hays? We are still wondering why and what it takes to make a good the University district. Pati Palmer was supposed to buy a McCool of the Saws Department, checker Bill has. Moore, 1378 Michigan Ave. T farm but his partner thought he parked his car on First Avenue We always predicted that Sam was copied from the Dispatch had, for about a week he only with the engine running. Must Lawler would become a railroad Sunelay, March 3d. worked in the afternoons. have wanted to get a flying start magnet anel our predictions came If students of the barber < Harris, Hays, Thompson, Tru at 5 P. M., but knowing Mack true, as Sam is at present the lege want subjects to work bee and Black are saying "every as we do we don't hesitate to sav, new head of our railroad svstem. they ought to strike Dept. day in every way our hair is get about Friday night. The; ting thinner and thinner." woolly, then. We have no sickness in the We extend the glad hand Production Dept. but it has be Mr. Dellenbaugh, John Shov come a known fact that .Tost ter, Walter Singer, Patrick Br eats "brand" for breakfast. nahan and Walter Robinson. We don't know why George Dyer and Dewey Black read LETTERS OF THANKS "Meditations of a Wife" by The beautiful flowers sent Helen Rowland in the Journal the boys of Dept. 11 at the de every clay, although it seems to of our brother, Frank, were be the most interesting news predated, anel we wish to th; items, and George always insists you for your thoughtfulness on us reading them, too. Pearl and Harley Davis, D< Mr. Dunn says he is the bus A COLORFUL QUINTET 11. * * * iest man on Production. He has Green, White, Black, Gray, Brown To Whom It May Concern: Although this quintet would certainly strike a flock of "sour" notes if they five bosses. Among these are a attempted to sing, nevertheless, they are a regular paint shop for colors. From left I desire to thank the m; "Fetherolf, a Brindle and a Mil to right they are: Max Green, Dept. 14; Jimmie White, Dept. 22; Dewey Black, friends and co-workers who ler." The other day was spent Dept. 10; Ben Gray, Time Dept.; and Ray Brown, Time Dept.; and we did have kindly remembered me elur in looking for Dunn. Some a Lavender, but he faded away from us. my bereavement in the loss of PerhaDS thev feel "blue" on Mondav mornines. and see "red" when someone ""HE promotion of Anthony We all, unanimously, offer our Ruppersberg to the position '' Well Done, Good and Faithful Servants' sincerest congratulations. of Assistant Treasurer of As president of the Jeffrey : Jeffrey Manufacturing Com- H. W. DeBRUIN, Asst. to Works Manager A. RUPPERSBERG, Asst. Treasurer Building and Loan Association y has delighted every one of anel of the Jeffrey Employees' vho have known and worked Welfare League. Harry has given 1 him here at the plant. liberally of his services. nthony is a rare soul. lie sesses a most happy combi- NOTHER promotion 011 of the qualities essential which took place recently he work he has been doing so A was when C. W. Bauman, ressfully and for so long a formerly foreman of Dept. 18 for od. His advancement is a many years, was made the Gen [-earned recognition. For eral Foreman of the factory. ly years he has been a good Since 1895 Mr. Bauman has been nsellor in our financial needs an employee of The Jeffrey Mfg. his judgment is of one thor- Co., and since his first day he hly experienced and seasoned. has specialized in mining loco is well qualified to assume motives. He has built up a additional responsibility and working force in Dept. 18 that Secretary-Treasurer, Mr. C. has demonstrated his ability to Miller, can safely unload handle men and get good results. le of his heavy duties to the Men who show real worth and ulders of one so willing and keep pace with the constant 1-trained as Anthony. changing of conditions are the jffrey Service enthusiastically ones called on to assume the is in extending congratula- tasks of the duty higher up. When the call came Mr. Bauman was readyr and prepared to move ARRY Wilkins DeBruin up. has been appointed assist I ant to the Works Man- His many friends in the Jeffrey r. It is one step higher for organization and in the city of worthy friend and co-worker. Columbus were glad to learn of ve you ever analyzed those his promotion and extend their ticular qualities that you ad- congratulations. We wish the e in your associates, such as same measure of success in his lg courteous, considerate, C. W. BAUMAN, General Foreman new position that he attained in erful, pleasing and agreeable, his former one. elfish, fair and square, punc- Bruin, possesses all of these traits principles and thoroughly imbued At the present time he is vice , red-blooded, level-headed, to a marked degree. We know- with The Jeffrey Spirit. His president of the Jeffrey Building nse in application either in that this feeling prevails through progress, starting as an appren and Loan Association, and has k or play, thorough in details, out the entire organization. tice on a lathe, should be an in served very faithfuly as a direc , etc.? After making this After twenty-five years of hon spiration to Jeffrey folk, young tor of this organization for ten lysis, what a keen pleasure we est service, to which he lent him and old. With each step, he has j'ears. He is vitally interested in [ in the appreciation that our self willingly and unreservedly, added new friends, without losing everything Jeffrey and in the nd and associate, Harry De- he is today a product of Jeffrey the old. civic welfare of Columbus. % )IARY OF A SERVICE ment at the office. Mr. Chandler REPORTER TIME MOVETH NOT from the Mining Engineering By George Page, Jeffrey Cafeteria Karl B. Webster, Chain Eng. Dept. Dept. played five games simul 'eb. 15—Four above zero. T. Time moveth not, 'tis us that move, taneously, his opponents being And we, swift gliding down life's ways, Norris, Richards, Firtch, LeRoy Martin came to work with a Dream of swift ages, and revolving years, black scarf tied around his Ordained to chronicle our passing days. and Fouts. 5, a la New Hampshire far- Mar. 10—Bob Matthew, our So the young sailor in the gallant bark, radio expert, reports nearly all -. and Balduf wore his muffler Who beholds the coast, as he peers from the mast, day. LeRoy introduced hot Is struck with amazement that he moves not, large broad-casting stations ir lales in an effort to warm us Anel that the land is sailing past. the country contributing regu larly to his evening entertain 'eb. 17—Fred Hahn instructed ments. pernor Donahey to veto Fish- is "sensed" by the wary Clem as some remark made about a fel Mar. 13 — Russ Knode has lan's License Bill. he is approached. low-worker in last month's Ser trouble with his eyes. Due tc r eb. 19—Ed Fouts has started Feb. 27—A new man named vice. Learned later that same treatment taken, one looks like part his hair in the middle, Lloyd, who has a pleasing per fellow-worker was much pleased this, O, other thus, o. I really it does not look as bad sonality, has joined Dan Kn.ies' to see his name in print. Mar. 14—Russell Harris, who it sounds. Brill seems to have squad. Mar. 7—Thought another new- for some time past has been en for the "Staycomb" ads. Mar. 1—The new month brings man had come to work today, but affiliated with the well-known reb. 26—Have discovered that our old friend Bert Kaufman discovered it was Bert McCarley Mr. John D. Rockefeller in the ..,, rr..„i1 Kttci'nocc k-,c minwl nnr rrnno- FAYE JOSE "Ain't Them Beauties?" HIS morning one of Emory Ball's natty blue-clad speed maniacs hours, the length of steps averaging itself over the entire popu laid before my work-dazed eyes a charming billet-doux from tion, (although that German giant who just landed here for shi T one high up in Editorial Circles of the "Jeffrey Service" staff. purposes and who took a 53.5" step boosted the average stride I ripped open the envelope and purused with avid eye what, at first, our nation a full 2 inches in length by coming to this country). I thought might prove to be an invitation to address the next meeting The figure of 2001.5 steps takes into account the father whe of the local chapter of the W. C. T. U. on "Why I am Dry," or baby has insomnia, (which I understand upon excellent authority, "Beggars Can't be Choosers," but instead, the contents held for me fact I may say, quite superior authority, happens quite frequen that which came distinctly as a shock. It was, to be exact, a brief even among the haute mond or bung tung) as well as the man w request to come to the fore and assert my masculinity, to step two sits in a game all night. paces to the front and announce in no uncertain terms (number of Mr. Babson further states the life of the first sole averages thi words no object) that the "nefarious" practice of men wearing months. Now from the curves he gives we find that the total nu galoshes which flap is, in fact, not nefarious, but laudable, justifiable, ber of steps taken in three months will be 180,500 or, at each si meritorious, and worthy of emulation by any of our most famous and taken the thickness of the sole is reduced .00000208." notorious characters from Gamaliel to Ralph and thus defensible, Mr. Babson goes on to say that new shoes average $10.00 \ warrantable and excusable. pair. You will agree that a shoe is no better than its sole. In wh I believe I said that I was shocked after reading the Editor's case, we find that every time we take a step it costs us, .0055c— request. The cause of this was not so much at the request proper, shall I say, every time we save a step we save .0055? Which mij but at a certain casual phrase he buried in with his other stuff. He lead us to believe that some of Mr. Ball's lightning bugs have be said "make it humorous." Therein lay the jolt. Humorous indeed! reading Babson as their guide to riches. The rest is simple. That is a big order to give a man humbly trying to fill the world .0055c is saved at every step, or if by some deucedly clever mea with first-class arc-welded, stepped, multi-bladed fans and blowers, one is able to take the steps and still save the money equivah and said world already full to bursting with hot-air as it is, what thereof, one has saved approximately one-half the price of the she with the Turks jawing the Allies to a standstill at Lausanne, causing or prolonged their life 50%, which is the same thing. And if one the Greeks to return to normalcy by beating their bayonets back into clever enough to work this out why in Sam Hill should everybc kitchen equipment; the Germans claiming their mark will still be give him the razz? Although, even I remember when the Wrig good—if; Jess Williard; Washington, D. C, Prohibition; Stickney brothers were Dayton's chief source of amusement. Grant; Radio Bugs; Margot Asquith; Competitors' Salesmen; Pur But here you have it in one little kernel, simply and frankly to chasing Agents and Credit Men. This is a serious matter. "Wear the galoshes, count one thousand, anel sell at the marke But to get back to the Gum Shoes. Although I thank the The Author Even Wears Socks Editor for assuming I could be funny about this serious matter After having put the foregoing on paper, and feeling jus (he never having tried to take them off with a full stomach or even proud of having been able to put before you so clearly the facts a button hook). I shall earnestly give my reasons or rather reason, stated, I requested my wife to stop her darning long enough for the use of these heaven-sent articles of pedal adornment, cutting listen to what I had written. I read the paper as impressively a; out the "humor" entirely. could, and, coming to the end, lay back in my chair with an expe If you will take time to look up your Babson (and what up and ant smile, ready to hear her words of commendation and congra coming young business man doesn't know his Babson?), you will lation at having handled a delicate matter so masterfully. (In fa find in Vol. XXXVII, Chap. XXIX, page 1064, paragraph 80. the if I had been a dog, I believe I should have waggled all over, waiti statistics he gives under the title "Shoes": for the pat that never came). (a) Who wears them, and why? "How nice," said my wife, sweetly, "How thoughtfully put b (b) The life of a shoe-wearing man plotted against that of the my dear, although my knowledge of figures is awfully limited, rea bare-foot boy (physiognamy excluded). —should you not say something in there about the price of I (c) Why this is so. galoshes?" (d) Conclusion. All I could do was to sit back and look at her! And althou You will note therein that he gives the thickness of the sole of I am ashamed to confess it, I must say those looks got dirtier a the average man's shoe as being Y%" over-all when new. dirtier. I didn't say a word though, I take credit for that, wha From personal observation and reports turned in by his vast the use? What does a woman know about statistics? I'll bet s staff of statisticians (look up the word "statistics" in Webster's fam never heard of Babson. And to have talked back to her would ha ous hand-book and you will see instantly why no statistician can only started an argument that would have cost me the price of One o f the INGS, in ye olden times, employed men called Jesters to help I was em best April Fool amuse them. No court was complete without its "fool". One ployed in a jokes that I K king even went so far as to insist on his Jester telling at least store in my have ever seen, one good joke every day or have his head severed. home town and one that fooled These four Jeffrey co-workers were asked to write about an the morning of the most peo April Fool incident for this issue of Service, but being so kind, and April 1st the ple, occurred a gentle and human and peaceful by nature no penalty was threatened manager came few years ago by the Editorial Board for non-compliance. to me and said in one of the his wife was smaller cities Dad had just We used to very sick and Central Ohio. It happened gone back o n hear about the would I go up to the house anc ; way: Nearly every family duty after eat "Ague," then stay with her until he looked ovei ; using natural gas for 25c per ing his noon later Grippe the mail and attended to some 0 ft. All were satisfied with day lunch, when caught you. things that required his atten ; price. On April 1st the lead- the boys at the Now days we tion. newspaper of the town came Fire House start to sneez- He told me not to ring tne Dei with big headlines and a two thought i t a in', and next but just go right in. "Oh!" she iiiiii story, saying that the good time to thing we have said "I am so glad you came :e of natural gas would be 75c spring a joke the "Flu". We Did Mr. • tell you that 1 1000 ft. beginning that day. on him. used to call the doctor in to treat wanted to see how much silk 1 i balloon went up. The people Fireman: "Hey, Little, here us for our ills, he'd patch us up needed for my dress?" •e up in arms at such an out- is a number left for you to call." wdth nice plasters and feed us up "Oh, yes," I said, but I though e. They swore they would Mr. Little: "What is it?" on pills. I would turn the joke. Fireman: "Call Graves on Hill no more gas and there was Then later on the "Chiros" I stayed till the 10 o'clock mai top 32." c of injunction suits; in fact, came, who claim they never fail, arrived, went to the P. O., met ; Mr. Little forgetting all about companies in general were when next you try to find one, friend, took a walk and returnee what clay it was called the num ;ves and robbers. they are resting in some jail. to the store after the manager'; ber. Party at other end of line Phis went on until the next But finally comes Coue, who lunch hour. ning when the daily paper answered the call. sailed from far-off France, and ne out with another article ex- Mr. Little: "Is this Hilltop I told him what I had don< says that he can help you if you and that he could send me ou ining that "if you would read 32?" give him just a chance. vn the column of the story of "Party: "Yes, what is it you every morning. He said noth day before and take the first want?" But scores of things are adver ing, put on his hat and startee er of the first word in each Mr. Little: "Is Graves there?" tised that will not let you croak, out of the store, realizing tha agraph, these letters would Party: "Certainly, we have however my opinion is most of the "April Fool" joke had beei 11 out April Fool." plenty of them; this is Greenlawn them are a joke. The greatest turned on him. By Mattie Wilson, Linen Room. By H. A. Lee, Production Dept. Cemetery." April Fool joke I know, unless Mr. Little slams receiver up my predictions fail, was when and walks away, taking his medi they asked me to write this, the itch Your Step Tomorrow, for cine very nicely. biggest joke of them all. Watch Your Step Tomorrow, fo: It's April First By Naomi Little, Move Dept. By John W. Seesholtz, Dept. 22. It's April First H ORDER DEPARTMENT Ave. This department extends Motor Sales Company of this merly of this department, ha ORDERLIES to them their best wishes. city, selling Chevrolet automo been transferred to the Book By E. G. Holzbacher Willard R. Shively, who was biles. We wish him success in keeping Dept. and Miss Opa ^uite a period of time has in this department, has joined the his new line of work. Cullem has stepped into the va psed since this department has Sales Force of the Winders Mr. Paul Downing, also for- cancy left by Mr. Downing. W in represented in the Service also wish them success in thei new line of work. e, mostly, to the fact that INTRODUCING A JEFFREY SERVICE SCRIBE thing unusual has happened, We are pleased to note tha le Eddie-tor has been pester- Miss Thomas, who had injure >• us so much that in order to BOOKS At^e her ankle, has again returned t t rid of him we promised some F^enDS her duties. tes for this issue. This department has taken o: Since our last writing, this de- quite a bright appearance sine rtment has taken on a number ^^£7}ILDI4ooD AMBITION— jQ^-'-il the laying of our new hardwoo new co-wTorkers, namely, the To BtfiN eiN&iisee.r^ floor and since the washing o isses Isabelle Morrison, Mary our windows. banese, Mary Barach, Kather- - : Shelt, Louise Shaw and ic^ ~f? L\t J2OLL5 ft "neftrs* 9ALL Our old friend Don Condo eanor Thomas; also Messrs. fl^QTNOeO IN says that during these balm bert Fields and Oren Davis. (3l.ur\8u5 days it takes some will power t Alas, the old saying "They all , ,IN| 1896 keep from taking his old fishin p sooner or later," has again tackle and hiking to the banks c me true, inasmuch as our old the old Scioto to try to hoo end Kenneth Smith has taken some member of the finny tribe to himself a wife, namely, Miss As it is he must content himsel ly Delay. The ceremony was with merely digging up the ol rfr.rm^H rm PVh 17 10?.-? TITP tackle and lookine- at it. Chee telephone, the automobile, the and ridiculed and have even bee e i i r e y KJ e i vice wonderful electrical appliances, accused of having lost their mim ublished Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey anel all the other great inven before they were able to sho\ Manufacturing Company tions were not perfected by the the world that their theories an man who patented the original ideas were sound. Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office idea. Thousands of men have id Field. Criticism, unless it is asked foi Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. studied them carefully and have usually hurts. If we want to ac Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested om all employees in any department of the service. been able to improve them and complish anything by our criti make them more efficient. cism, we must be careful how w '. A. GRIEVES Editor-in-Chief Destructive criticism is the offer it. It is better to approv . A. WANNER Editor brake that slows down the pro of the good that has already bee ASSOCIATE EDITORS gress of the world. It is usually done with a suggestion of how t . C. Miller Vernon Art F. O. Peterson based upon ignorance, or some do it better. It is hard for u E. C. Home, Western Editor STAFF ARTISTS selfish motive. It is criticism to learn to take criticism. W Harold Hess and Henry Ruhwedel without the suggestion of a bet should therefore try to do ou Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner ter way. Many good ideas and work so that it is above criticisr STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE BY DEPA RTMENTS plans have been discarded on this if possible, but if justly criticisee Dept. Dept. account. Some of our greatest . A. Stevenson 3 Carl Warner Cost Dept. we should accept it with goo sa Weatherby 7 Miss Reynolds Adv. Dept. statesmen, scientists and inven- grace and endeavor to improv< . W. Miller 9 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. 'iss Bailey, Chain 10 H. E. Eichorn '. Pipe Shop ass McCloskey, Mining 10 L. H. McReynolds Stores Office . W. Evans 11 Jerry Gifford Laboratory . A. Weis 14 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. . Russel 17 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. )hn Zeier 18 Harry Rowe Special Cor. 1. E. Pettitt 20 Clarence Burns Special Cor. . Snouffer 22 limmie White Special Cor. arry Barker 26 Anthony Ruppersberg Special Cor. ond & Drone 23 and 27 Miss Lewis Special Cor. iss Lorbach 32 J. L. Moore Special Cor. DLENESS, not work, is the curse . C. Mertens 41 Earl Stroup Special Cor. oy A. Francis 43 H. A. Lee Special Cor. . A. Curtiss 45 Miss Wilson Special Cor. / of man, for it eats the heart out of !arold Schrock Mall. Fdry. John Seesholtz Special Cor. arl Webster Chain Eng. Naomi Little Special Cor. men and nations and consumes them the [iss Wigginton Stenographers Carl Hugo Trik Special Cor. en W. Gray Time Dept. George Page Special Cor. same as rust does iron. —H. E. EICHORN. Power House WORK THAT SERVES CRITICISM [" SN'T it a glorious feeling to E like to tell the other know that one is working at fellow of his faults anel a job that really renders a W how to overcome them; ^3 ervice? It has been said that no we are always ready to tell him :>b or business can continue that of his ill manners and how to oes not give something tangible correct them; we take it upon our BIRTHDAY SURPRISE FOR MR. BAEHR l return for its support. But shoulders to uplift the character ometimes we are inclined to of every one about us. When HIRTY - NINE years of him. Mr. Ford and Mr. Grieve oubt the whole truth of this ever any -one does something we service with The Jeffrey both made short speeches, as di T Co., is the splendid record some of the other men, and song tatement. It would appear that can always tell him how he could here are a very large number of have done it better. We know- of Johnnie Baehr of Dept. 72, by the Misses Field and Lainj nnecessary enterprises. The just what the weather should be and he still does a man's work and Messrs. Currie, Hess an • orld would be a lot better off if like, how the government should every day. A surprise was given McCall helped to brighten thing hey did not exist. They live off be run, and on nearly every sub him on March 19th, the occasion up. In fact, everyone sang be he success of other lines of en- ject that comes up we are ready being his 70th birthday. A ban- fore the party was over. O eavor. They appear to be doing to express our opinion anel tell ejuet was given in the Employees' Saturday noon, March 17, John omething worth while, but their where someone is doing things Cafeteria in honor of the occa nie was presented with a tabl tork is only surface stuff. Go all wrong. In fact, a great part sion, to which about thirty per lamp, a one-pound plug of Sta iver the list that readily can be of our conversation is along the sons sat elown. Dick, and Joe, tobacco, and a pocket knife as ecalled of those activities that line of criticism. But when some and Charlie, and Pat, and George, birthday gift from the boys i ould be thrown into the discard one tells us that wre might im and some of the other old stand- Dept. 52. nd only those who were getting prove upon something that we bys helped to make Johnnie feel . living out of them would know- are doing we are ready to tell at home. A big birthday cake hat they had ceased to exist, him that he does not know what with candles on it, a big bunch rhere are too many people get- he is talking about and that he is of flowers, a box of cigars anel ing their living by work that is butting into our affairs. the good wishes anel congratula tions of his friends were given to lot necessary. Organization af- There are two kinds of criti er organization is created—not cism, constructive criticism, and o serve—but to provide a job destructive criticism. Construc or some one. Some day an or 'John Baehr's tive criticism is the oil that speeds ganization for the suppression of Birthday iseless organizations is going to up the progress of the world. To Cake >e born and we can be counted criticise constructively we must is a charter member. know facts, conditions, and rea We who work here at the sons. We must put ourselves in leffrey plant know that we have the other fellow's place and look i job that serves. Our product is at things through his eyes. Then i boon to humanity. It relieves and then only can we wisely tell he heavy labor of life and in- him where he is wrong and how- rreases the output of one of life's to improve. The great accom- i\ reoruary itm JHLI. vjaiu, w uu luiuuij gi^^iw. «...... /HO'S WHO to our Main Office until July 15, 1921, was given a surprise by WHO'S WHO O his Jeffrey friends. A birthday cake with his name and candles on it was presented to him on his 79th birthday in his home at 55 N. 20th St. A basket of flowers and a potted plant was also JOHN K. WOOLMAN IM. HENRY SHAFFER presented to him. This following letter from him voices his senti Department 4 Department 46 ments : LTHOUGH 71 years old 7 7 HEN the owls are hoot- In attempting worthily to acknowledge your kindness after so John Woolman is still on \f ing and the sun is shin long season of seemingly inexcusable indifference and neglect on A the job and giving his best ing on the other side of my part, I dare not hope with any poor words at my command to efforts every day. His vitality is globe "Bill" (we never call scale that dizzy and shining height of excellence which all those by not what it was some years ago, William) Shaffer is on duty gone years of unremitting, considerate and kind treatment, and gen erosity at your hands have wished. The last two years have on my part gone utterly unrequitted in every way save only by the not uncertain though silent responses of a grateful and appreciative heart, which thanks be to God, has not failed me, in this to me a vital exigency, a serious inability of body causes, and attended by fully a year and a half of almost continual pain and resultant serious attenua tion of flesh (to 104 lbs.) though being treated all this time twice a week at the Homeopathic University Hospital, O. S. U., for same. And then after being largely relieved of this sickness a severe case of neuritis took place, from which I am recovering. Though I have weakness of body functions which I am told will doubtless attend me the residue of my years upon this earth I am now blessed with com parative freedom from pain and have good digestion anel appetite. Next, when "the perfect days" come, I am looking forward to walk ing a little out of doors. So now, begging the privilege of thanking you for your forbearing attention this far, I finally again beg the privilege of endeavoring to voice as best my limitations will serve me, my gratitude to all for what you have done for me, each according to his part, "tis all I have," and I beg you believe none has "fallen light foreman with his night for his health has not been very still-born" on my heart or those of my family. v. In 1896 he became a good of late, but he can be found May I subscribe myself as I feel, very respectfully and truly rey employee, first working in in the Wood Shop almost every yours, with very best wishes to all. it. 11 as a helper under Jim DANIEL HOSMER GARD. day. John's motto is "It's better gston. Nine years later he to wear out than to rust out." transferred to Dept. 32 °$ His hands show signs of toil but re he worked for three years, as Lowell said "There is always then he was transferred to USE YOUR PHONE AND SAVE YOUR FEET work, and tools to work withal, rt. 46. Why Tramp All Over the Plant when a Phone Will Serve for those who will; and blessed 3ill" was born on July 12, You as Well? are the horny hands of toil." ), in Canal Winchester. About OU can save useless steps by using your telephone. Phone John was born on September 7 his folks moved to Colum- your party to see if he is in before leaving your office to call 10, 1852, in Athens County, Ohio. His first job was with The Y on him. Why waste your time and energy by walking from When seven years old his folks umbus Buggy Co., but after one side of the plant to the other when a telephone call will serve moved to Morgan. By the time •e months he was laid off be- you as well? This is not foolish question No. 37,522, but a practical lie was nine years old both of his se it was discovered that he one that is based on good common sense. parents had died. Of course this too young to work. He next Running up and down two or three flights of stairs might be was quite a handicap to him in ned butchering in the Grant pleasure for you, but if it means inefficiency let us have none of it. his schooling but he plodded T Slaughter House, where he along and obtained a certificate -ked for five years. Some UR Jeffrey representative in Christiania, Norway, The Lorentzen-Wettre Co.. con ANOTHER VISIT TO : tributed the photographs for these center pages. The photograph of the reindeer on the front-cover page is also a contribu Offices of the Lorentze tion from them. We wish to thank them for their co-operation in making these pages possible. to him, or properly speaking, it is American. If he hears yo Norway, the Land of the Mid-night Sun, "Purr-r-r!" he will slacken his gait and gradually come to stop. is a place of beauty for all those who are Along some of the roads are little stations provided b; fortunate enough to visit this land of the north. At times the government so that travelers can secure fresh horses for inhabitants wonder what the tourists see that draws them for hun convenience. They have Fast and Slow Stations. In the dreds and thousands of miles, but the tourists are not disappointed. Stations the owner must supply a fresh horse immediately. A pe Honesty is an apparent virtue among the inhabitants of the is imposed if he fails to do so. Scandinavian Peninsula. Tourists find it a treat to deal with the natives who go to the extremes to see that you are not overcharged. As in other countries of Europe the picturesque costum Our first trip abroad will be to this northern portion of Europe, for by-gone days are rarely seen, and one must visit a museum to g we have heard so many tales of outrageous prices and gouging by his desire along this line, unless it happens to be a holiday, \ the innkeepers and vendors of the more-southern parts of Europe, occasion sometimes brings out these older-styled garments. where preying on the tourists is a means of livelihood to many To conceive of a wooden building surviving a hundred people. requires a stretch of imagination to a point where the elasticity c function of the mind is almost to a breaking point. However, If a tourist complains that the price of their accommodation is wooden churches in Norway have seen generations after genera a trifle high the genial host immediately tenders back some of his go by. Seven and eight hundred years ago the builders of coin, and he does so without resorting to any argumentations. Heaven structures built as best they knew how-, and not with the id' grant that such a people prosper and live long. getting their work finished in the quickest and easiest way. Pony carts provide an inexpensive method of transportation for thoroughness of their workmanship and skill still stands as a n travelers. Usually these carts have a single seat on the back for ment. the driver. With the driver seated behind you the landscape before Between the years of 1830 and 1840, a period known a; you is in plain view, without any obstruction to hinder or mar your "Spirit's Plague," Norway suffered from the use of alcoholic b enjoyment of its beauty. When an incline in the road is reached the ages. The drink that was so cruel during this period was i humanitarian little driver will invariably get off and walk. He shows a consideration for his pony that is commendable. When the road gets unusually steep even the passengers are requested to try walk ing on the upgrades. When the grade is down the pony shows a remarkable burst of speed. Yelling "Whoa!" has no eifect for the word "Whoa" is Greek Building in which Lorentzen-Wettre office is located. In this picture is Mr. O. S. Frost (at the left), Mr. Ohlson (standing), and This last picture shows their typewriting room, All of these photos sho Erickson (at the right). modern offices. Further south plenty of cattle will be found on the hillsides, an pretty maids go a milking at morn and eventide. Much of this mil DINAVIAN PENINSULA is used to make cheese. The Norwegians are skilled in the art c making cheese, and many dainty kinds are found on the tables fo , Christiania, Norway the hungry guests. Fish are served frequently. In the summer the cattle are sent up in the mountains to th mountain farms. It is amusing to see a youngster with a rope tie around its waist to prevent it falling over a precipice while mothe stronger than the beverage our "hootch hounds" are confiscat- or sister is filling the milk pail. or this Norway beverage was sometimes almost 100 per cent Bergen, on the west coast of Norway, is the second largest citj il. In 1871 the government stepped in and a most striking Christiania being the largest. Bergen is the center of trade fo n took place. The sale of intoxicants was limited to philan- fishing. When the housewife wishes some fish for dinner she doesn' ic societies that used all the profit, except a very small portion need to worry about the fish being stale, for she can go to the fis in improving highways, sanitary conditions, public utilities, markets and select them while in a very lively condition. She wil tion Army, children's hospitals, museums, etc. pick up a writhing fish and if it doesn't satisfy her after a quic eindeer, to the children of the United States, are merely the inspection she drops it back in the tank again. > of locomotion for Santa Claus' sleigh each year when he Sardines, herrings, and cod are caught in large numbers. Lat ; his annual trip, but to the children of Norway, especially the in the winter thousands of fishermen row out to catch cod. Mucl nders, reindeer mean much in their every-day life. The rear- cod liver oil is extracted from the catch and exported. Some of th r these animals is one of the common occupations of the Lap oil we choked down while in early childhood was imported fron 's. Meat, milk, butter and cheese are furnished by their rein- Norway. Ugh!, the thoughts of it makes us shudder, and although herds. Their skins are used in making clothing, tents and we have been brought up as a child should be brought up we can' sts; the tendons are used for thread; the antlers for ornaments help, even now, though some years removed from early childhood seful articles about their domicile. Although the reindeer are but hope that some of these producers of cod liver oil tumble over ver-ambitious they serve in the same capacity that the ponies board. the more-southern parts of Norway, serving as beasts of bur- At one time thousands of farmers would forsake their chosei A reindeer's hoofs are so constructed that they get a good occupations to become fishermen when the herrings would arrive ild on the snow and manage to travel very fast. The driver but now only those who specialize in this herring trade do mucl iences "engine trouble" when his steed gets in an obstinate state fishing in the herring season. In the middle ages a Papal dispensa nd, for it has been said that when a reindeer will, he will, but tion allowed the Norwegians to fish on Sunday if the herrings put ii he won't, he won't, and that's the end of it. their appearance on a Sunday, as it was the chief means of livelihoo; to many of the Scandinavians. Mackerel, oysters, lobsters and seal are also a source of income to them. The Norwegians claim priority in whaling, and for many year ^ this proved a profitable enterprise off their northern coast. Com Continued on page ten May we take your order for some whale steak? Continued from page nine panies were organized anel vessels large enough to tow a whale to the shore were sent out. Whales were captured by shooting grenade harpoons from the decks of these vessels. Later whaling was pro hibited because it interferred with the fishing, and so this business was transferred to other parts of the North Atlantic. Nowadays large whaling boats are floating factories for extracting blubber. Ships of Norway now hunt whales in the Pacific Ocean, off Japan, Australia, Alaska, South America and Africa. Since 1905 the waterfalls of Norway have been harnessed and electrical energy is used to a large extent. In Mr. Levin's writeup of Sweden in the December issue of Jeffrey Service, he mentioned how surprised he was on his visit to find almost all of the farmers around his old home equipped with electric lights and power. This electrical energy is responsible for big strides in their industrial achievements. Wood products—pulp, paper, cellulose—are exported in large quantities. And their iron ores, copper, zinc, and lead prove valuable industrial assets. Textile industries, canned goods, and ALL BUNDLED UP chemical industries employ many. One of the beauties of using LITTLE JACK COOK Donald Morris Baker, the husky son electrical energy is the absence of smoke and soot. Sweet cookie, but this boy Jack, s f Clifford Baker of Dept. 73, is dis- of Clyde Cook of Dept. 14G is a r< arding this snow-man suit and will be In the year 1905 Norway peacefully became separated from rowdy. Nothing short of iron ba: /anting to get out in the yard to pick Sweden and politically a new nation arose. Prince Carl of Denmark steel chains and the Slumber Man c andelions soon. It won't be long until was invited to rule as their king. He took the title of Haakon V I I keep this youngster confined. He's fine looking boy, Clyde. e's able to walk. anel is much beloved by his people today. The older Norwegians relate with pride how he asked a small boy for a coast on his sled, APRIL FOOLISHNESS You don't want to miss takii By Irene Reynolds, Adver. Dept. and how he rode a bicycle to his haberdasher to buy a cravat. The a peek at the new picture Haro It just makes a guy tired to new king's democratic spirit pleased them immensely. Since 1913 Hess bought at the exhibition hink of April Fool day comin' every citizen over 23 has had the right to vote; this applies to both George Bellows. It adorns tl >n Easter Sunday. Don't give a sexes, as Norway was the first independent state to grant universal wall of his new office. >erson a chanct to get even with suffrage. The government is a form of monarchy, with a legislative body called the Storting, consisting of a chamber which is elected ome fresh guys that's been raz- HOT PRESS NEWS :ing us all the time. April Fool every three years. The king has a veto power over their legislative By R. A. Curtiss, Dept. 45 lay is supposed to be the day a acts. Lutheranism is the religion of State as in the other Scandi Vilas (Bill) Edwards aft eller can get even with some of navian countries. working seven months in the co lis smart friends, and to think mine district has returned ve'll have to wait another year to Dept. 45. Bill has a lot of goe ^.pril Fool this advertising bunch, interesting things to tell of tl rough luck, I calls it. miners and their work. We a Mr. Goddard has some imagi- all glad to see you back with i lation when he will pick up a again. phone and commence talking and Ella Cronin has just bought 10 one even on the 'phone, or has new Ford Sedan. It seems th wen called him. How much did they are all getting the flivv >-ou pay a quart for that stuff, Our Kenneth Said craze. Clarke has just purchasi joddard? the Fatal Words a Ford Runabout, and Frai Of all the artistic silhouette Luckshaw had his Ford, with tl amp shades you should see—Oh! Kenneth Smith of the Order Dept. and Packard motor, smashed into well, guess it's better not to Miss Fay Delay were married on Feb First Ave. and Fourth St. tl nention any names. ruary 17th, 1923. If you want to see other morning. Frank's car w; Miss Ferguson is with us again some fun just call at 365 Nashoba Ave. not hurt a bit. Believe me, th and inquire for the "boss of the house." ifter being confined to her home PI I I is some flivver. Shorty Lamber It will be interesting to see the wild for a week with the flu. Also scramble. Their friends will find a was with him. Poor Shorty didr Miss Dixey is back after spend welcome awaiting them if they call any act like himself the rest of tl ing five days at home with a evening. We extend our best wishes to day. He swears it is his last tin Mr. and Mrs. Smith. touch of flu. to ride in Frank's salmon can. Gee, Lucylvia had a birthday SNOUFFER-HILL NUPTIALS Margaret Hess hailed a stre the other day and she was given "In the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love." On car the other morning just i a nice shinny watch, with a crys March 21st Orville "Red" Snouffer of Dept. 22 and Margaret Hill, who was em seven men were getting on. Ma tal and hands on it, and it really ployed in the Accounting Department for over four years, were married by Rev. P. K. Reynolds. Mrs. Snouffer is the daughter of John R. Hill of Bremen, Ohio. garet held her car ticket up keeps time. Ain't some girls The newlyweds are making their home in Worthington, Ohio, on High St., and will the conductor and walked in tl lucky? be glad to have their friends call. Mr. Snouffer, who is the Jeffrey Service cor car and sat down. After she hi Ruth said she almost caught respondent for his department, has a host of friends in the plant. We wish the newlyweds much happiness. sat there a while she still had her death of cold the other night car ticket in her hand so ba< when she went to church without KLINE-MACK NUPTIALS she strolled with her ticket ai her. veil. She said she felt like It must be an interesting sight to see Harold ("Pete, Jr.") Kline of Dept. 9 leaning against the kitchen sink as he helps wifie clean un the supper dishes. He'll dropped it in the box. All Ma she was half dressed. Better be get the job—they all do. On February 10th Harold was married to Miss Grace garet can say is, "gee, but I d careful, Ruth, about taking off Mack of 130 Olentangy St. and they are now at home to their friends at 2321 North feel cheap." such heavy clothing. High St. The boys of Dept. 9 and his many friends in the plant wish them much Evelyn was asked one evening happiness. Harold Grove, who has be( at the sewing club why she never in the Production Office for tl missed a meeting. Evelyn made The following meeting night, "No, the club just ran out of past three months, has left this statement, "the one absent is Dorothy was absent. The club something to talk about, so I take a position with a Foi nan iJiviJdivu IUI IU in a. uai i ci . J. Smart, who has talked By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 Prize consisted of three straw! rida all winter, has at last HE words thou speaketh hath power to create or destroy. donated by Carl Strickler, whe ded that Ohio is warm u Guard well thy lips." The writer observed the above on a said the high wind of March L ugh at present, T bulletin on a down-town church. It would behoove us, one had driven them through the one da Schall is now sporting a and all, to observe its contents and meaning. How many of us as inch weather boards on hi; set of new store teeth, and we pass through this old vale of tears and sunshine ever consider chicken house. ing the time of his young that a few words spoken unjustly of another fellow- may destroy his The second affair was a wood kidding yours truly who is happiness and bar his chances for the time being to the higher rings chopping contest, held Saturday ng soup at this writing, in life's pathway? Sometimes assertions are made of things that afternoon, March 10th, at the er mind, Uda, we will both we have heard (and for some unknown reason we add more to it) countrv home of Mr. Charles but it is all proved false and uncalled for later on. Why take one side of questions? Why not investigate both sides, anel then knock? It would be better by far if a man never said anything at all rather than say something that will be harmful. An able writer once wrote. "I love and admire the man who is four square, and the man if he tells you he'll do a thing will stick to it no matter what the cost or how negligent the other fellow may have been." That man can take the beam from my own eye, for he has lived well. Let me live in a house by the side of the road where the race of men go by, where the men are good and the men are bad, as good and as bad as I. I will not sit in a scorner's seat, nor hurl a cynic's ban, but let me live in the house by the side of the road and be a friend to man. ^ his change, and said, "See?" WOLFE'S CONTEST IS A "Why didn't you buy your HUMDINGER stamps here instead of going By H. E. Eichorn, Power House down to the drug store?" she Not to be outdone by the AIN'T GOT NO SHIRT WANT A CURL? >or 111' feller, ain't got no shirt, no asked. "Cause you ain't got a Shriner's Winter Circus nor the This pretty little lady has an abund tin's, no nuthin', but he's smilin' and dollar's worth in your whole Elk's Charity Jubilee, Charles ance of curls and she is not the least bi e guess everything is all right. This store." Whereupon she grabbed Wolfe of the Paint Shop has stingy with them. Just ask her for om lilton, the 9-month-old son of T. B. him up in her arms and gave him been having a series of contests. and she will reach up and invite you t< ler of Dept. 18. He's a fine looking help yourself. Jean is 2Y2 years old anc isn't he? a big hug and a kiss, and sent The first was an egg laying her father, Walter Sterner of Dept. 32 him home with a big red apple, contest, which was won by a says she is going to be a piano playei for she dearly loves Howell. prize bird owned by Noble Prince when she grows up so that she can plaj wearing the same kind of Palmer. It was dolled up to for her brother who performs on thi Mack McCarley does a lot of trap drums. h some day. talking, but mostly to himself. such a high degree, by having a /ell, well, Maple Heights is to lip stick used on its bill, its eyes m this spring as O. G. Rick- Julius Toth says the older the Wolfe. The contestants were year the cheaper the automobile being penciled and its nails acker is to build another manicured, that it was difficult Alessrs. Carl Strickler, Clintor m onto his house, also a new license. That is why he is wait Williamson and Ralph Crossley ing. for the judges to tell whether it pe arbor. Keep going, was a gentleman or a lady bird; The contest had not been fin key. Leroy Harvey, Bays, and Ear! however, it proved itself to be ished at the time of this writing pring is here. Newt Carmell Beason are new men in this de eligible for the contest for it laid It seems that it will terminate ii Frank Recob have the farm partment. the first egg in a nest of nice a political log-rolling contest, foi ;r. Slim Hinkle says some day he the friends of the contestants )an Wilder has a new motor is going to buy the boys a cigar. are out pulling the wires for theii ic This is a warning to those We don't believe it. favorites. The first prize is i i travel on North High be pair of artics for the first one thai en Columbus and Worthing- gets cold feet. Two dollars is tc . When this boy Dan comes be paid for each cord of wood ir way you'd better climb a cut, and five dollars a cord is tc : or get behind something. He be paid to any of them that cut.'' /•eh like a skeered houn' dawg. over four cords in a single day. harlie Holstein says the bald The third affair is a paint- t on top of Karl Ruescher's hardening contest which is being d is caused from butting it conducted in Dept. 21, contest inst the wind shield of his ants Swanson and Shatto. As the d while goosing the car- paint hasn't hardened yet the etor on frosty mornings, prize hasn't been awarded. The lowell, the six-year-old son of prize is a vacant lot in the At n. E. Thomas, Dept. 21, was lantic Ocean, donated by The t by his mother to get some Gulf & Bay Co. tage stamps and mail some The free for all riddle contest ds and packages. He stopped was won by Noble Prince Pal the neighborhood confection- mer with this one: Double a BOSS OF THE HOUSE store and said, "I have a dol- double r double m and one g. " but he did not show it. "No Lucile Maxine. daughter of L. G. Meadors of the Time Dept., checks up Tell me this riddle and I'll set i haven't," said the clerk. HA, HA, HA, HA! on the time when her daddy will return you free. (Grammar.) ^c T l^,-« " c^lH U„ r,,-,A ,->., m,t This is Billy, the son of Ernest Brown from work. She enjoys climbing up in ('-,,-1 Ctr;„l,l„, „ 1 ...:.i. t^l V LL,LLf\ 1 1W1N lO Ui^ll^l WIN l L>n.ivi VV W1V1V By Anthony Ruppersberg, Building and Loan Secretary A LL stockholders of the Jeffrey Building, Loan and Savings T stands for TROUBLE, are you sure your troubles are not sel r~\ Association are to be congratulated on the most excellent created? showing made during the last year. It behooves us, however, We must stop here. We are going down. Discontent, conlusio o be on the alert for the future. We cannot stand still, for if we do and ruin will follow. It is high time for serious thought and chang Dry rot" will set in. We must look to the future. of attitude if you wish to obtain success. We will reverse our pre Two-thirds of ' promotion" consists of "motion." Look forward, gram and ask for a positive answer; here it is: nd press forward. If you don't move forward you will become a T stands for TOGETHER, each and every one working togethe >a.k number. Water that is stagnant becom s worthless. So do E stands for EFFORT, effort can not be successful without cc nen. It you just float you will go backwards. O.ur Building and operation. Here the tread is upward toward success, .oan must go forward. stands for ANOTHER, another as well as for myself. The highest form of spending is sp n'ing se'.f for others. stands for MASTER, to master a problem should it confront u Strength comes from struggle; weakness comes from ease. Find Must we epiit if we elo not attain success cjuickly? Note thi: ault, and you stand little chance of finding success. Each day brings There is not one major figure in American financial, industri; is a problem for ourselves. So many of us never get the "answer." or commercial life today under forty years of age. Not on Ne work ami work and never show accomplishment. My exper- And what of the past? The original J. P. Morgan, though bor ence has been that if I work for the "answer" each day, on the rich and reared as an international banker, was 60 years old b' ollowing day, life will be sweeter and happier. fore he did his greatest work, and near to his 70th birthday bi Now this is the problem. I will give you the negative or fore Wall Street, in its hour of trouble, acknowledged him as i general view-point first, then the positive. You can choose for your- undisputed leader. At 50 Woodrow Wilson was a college pr< elf which is the better way: fessor, scarcely known. Washington was no youngster when 1 •C stands for KICK, if I cannot have my way I kick. Let mules do won the immortal title of "Father of His Country." Lincol the kicking. The place for the knocker is on the outside of the midway through life, was in the coal, not the diamond clas door. and was 52 before he loomed up as presidential calibre, ^ stands for REFUSAL, refusals lest greater effort will have to be W stands for WILLING, willing to help others. The greate: made. Here we can readily see the trend of thought is down pleasure in life is willingness to help others, ward. O stands for OBLIGE, oblige by doing kindly favors. A smi D stands for OPPOSITION, opposite whenever we are ap shortens a mile. proached. R stands for READY, ready to ever help. N stands for WRONG, wrong, my opinion of the other man's K stands for KIND, kind to all with whom I come in contact. wrong. We stop here. Our answer is TEAMWORK. Civilization VI stands for MALICE, malice in the heart toward all who succeed. built on teamwork. Unless you are a teamworker, you are not like E stands for ENVY, to envy the success of another is poisonous to succeed under modern conditions. A drop of oil helps to mal V stands for ACCUSE, accusing others of being selfish. things run smoothly, while a grain of sand tends to ruin the gear The poorest specimen of "Fish" is the one that is "sel-fish." In the musical sphere I would call teamwork harmony. °£ Continued from page eleven das tew, if we no enythin a bo vho went out to plow and he had A PRE-HISTORIC DINOWHOOZIT FOWL it. :o get done before he begun, and Unearthed in the Cellar of Ed-Tut-Amen Kintz Jist as the war is ovur and v vhen he got done he hadn't be- The pre-historic Dinowhoozit Fowl or Gymmie Wunk which git used tew reglar names agin- ,'un. (Dun was the horse's was recently unearthed by Ed Kintz, our stone mason, is a distant (bak tew Normelsy) then lor lame.) First prize, choice of relative, probably a great, great, great, great, grandfather, of the cumes this here nuse about tu iny letter in the alphabet. Second tut and a man of Egipt. irize, choice of a kernel of any Git out yure cattalogs at •cind of grain. studey yure movy pictur contes Herb. Hackbarth anel Damon hard caus sum of the time bo; Wallace have been very much are out after the firste prises. worried here lately about a cer Mister Raye Browne has adde tain instrument that J. L. Sigrist nother occupatine tew his aw has fastened to his key ring. ready big list; 'tis radeo now. Herb finally mustered up enough Mr. Use-stick gits in late sun courage to ask Jake about it. He times and it ain't no 3/10 eathe was told that the instrument was Mr. Jewd Cloze sez their air only used on rare occasions, that env such a thing as a guy m its primary purpose was to open makin any mistaks if he doi vessels of liquid refreshments, anything. such as he might find in the Mr. Sirrup don't allways smi tombs (cellars) on W. Mound St. but he keep sweet eriyhow. and Ebner St. Mr. G. Kreps goin strait ahej Herb swrears that his tomb is and never turns g or haw. empty and Damon says his tomb Mr. Vinsent is a reglar em has never been occupied. For all si-clo-peda. He haz the dope. those that want to know, ask Mr. Holedwren is kind of now Jake. bird called goose. The Dinowdioozit is a rare specimen of this extinct aroun as that gud lookin fell; fowl. The meat of this bird has a taste identical with a sweet potato, in this dept. BETTER ATTEND THE due, very likely, to the fact that it made its nest under sweet-potato Mr. Meadurs sez if Kolombi SPELLING CONTEST, trees. At the time of going to press Ed was still undecided about don't watch out Lindan w BEN selling it to the museum of Natural History in New York for $25,000. ketch up with her. By B. W. Gray, Time Dept. We are not sure that Ed was looking in his cellar for this pre- If i git away with this I thir Ned McLaughlin really Down to Earth All Springed Up How'll He Get 'Em On? ts to play his trombone. We all offer our sincerest It was a thing of beauty, We understand, in spite of s sure in a bad way, as his congratulations to our new the dazzling new necktie that the elaborate literary spread has made application as a Benedict, "Runt" Leifeld, and Jewel Close wore to work just in this issue of Service, that abone soloist in the Groto wonder how long it will take a few days before Miss Senor Carl Trik has dis d. We can only hope that him to realize that from now7 Springtime sauntered in. And carded his flapping and clank 3 turned down for the sake on he will be acting in a to top it off a handsome pea- ing galoshes for a pair of he boy. merely advisory capacity and green hat rested on his dome dainty pink satin pumps. Get Back to Nature then only when asked. that would even cause a mod P. S. But Slem still plods le would suggest to Harry Who Wuz It, Pete? est violet to look for the sec wearily on. rsmith that he bowl in his We understand that one of ond time. Ready to Sprint for Dear Life ldry negligee and not ap- our able foremen had a box We Never Seed One There's nothing unpleasant - in high collar, new suit, stowed away in his desk into Will someone please tell us about seeing someone shimmy, Karl Schwab's bowling which at intervals he dropped if the freak bird recently seen but when your own house and ;s; they all hamper his his loose change to satisfy his by Ed Tut Amen Kintz actu garage show symptoms of get iral movements, cravings for Lady Nicotine, ally exists, or did Ed wrap his ting the ague and tremble 't No Chance; 195 Looks with or without his wife's con lips around the neck of a cer violently when a young tor Big sent. One of his foreman tain bottle and then see these nado appears in your neigh hil Hammond is having a friends, knowing his weakness emeer birds hopping around? borhood it's time to invest year in bowling and it in being unable to stow away Square with Family Now four bucks per thousand for :s now as though he will for a rainy day, slipped the Now we're all fixed again insurance. Slem Lathem slept : the high individual aver- box and all over to Andy Rup- and the presiding ruler of the with his shoes and hat and prize, unless someone persberg and opened up an House of DeBruin knows that everything on one night re •B is unpardonable to leave your spoon in your coffee cup, or attem This article, perhaps superfluous to many, is not writ to drink with the spoon still in it. ten to humiliate, embarrass, or make insinuations to any Drumming on the plate with the knife or fork, toying with foo of our readers. It is submitted purely in the hopes that it or napkin, tilting back the chair, placing elbows on the table, ai might be appreciated by some, and give some helpful in other indications of nervousness or carelessness are bad form. formation. You will likely be repaid for reading or dis ft you should be so unfortunate as fo break a goblet or a dis cussing it with the younger members of you?- family. An spill something on the tablecloth, or meet with any other misfortur other number in the series will be published later. remain calm. Everyone knows it was not deliberate on your pa A pleasant remark about your misfortune will be sufficient. T •B other guests should make no remarks about it and apparently igno the affair. T a dinner part}- perhaps you have felt much embarrassed Never blow on any food before putting it in the mouth. T A because you were not certain as to how to conduct yourself. hostess should serve only those things which are not too hot to Of course you know- that you are to remain standing until consumed without any cooling agency being applied. To blow < dl the guests are present, then the gentleman will assist the lady by food is to insinuate that the hostess has not exercised proper consi irawing the lady's chair away from the table and pushing it under eration for you. ler as she sits down. Gentlemen remain standing until all the ladies When we were just wee folks mother would butter an enti ire seated. Gentlemen are not served until all the ladies have been slice of bread for us and we would eat it without breaking it in lerved. halves or smaller pieces. For small children this is proper, but < Napkins are laid across the lap, leaving one fold in them. Occa not forget to teach them when they grow up that bread should n sionally we see a man who still tucks his napkin in at his collar, but be eaten in slices. Break off a piece of bread as big as you wish f we are well mannered no laughter or ridicule of any kind will pass put in your mouth and butter each piece separately when you a iur lips. With very young children a napkin arranged in this manner ready to eat it. Do not take bread from the bread tray or plate 1 s practical and excusable, but parents should teach their children the stabbing it with a fork. The fingers should be used. iroper way to use a napkin as soon as they are capable of feeding If you pass your plate back to the host for a second helping 1 hemselves properly. At the conclusion of the meal the napkin should sure to leave your knife and fork on it, otherwise you might soil tl >e laid on the table without first folding it. Among members of the table cloth. mmediate household it is reasonable to assume that the napkins are The knife should never, under any consideration, be used ised more than once before being laundered, and they may fold their convey food to the mouth. Your youngsters might say that they sa lapkin and lay it on the table. The visitor or guest, however, is not "grandpap do it," but they should be spared future embarrassme .'xpected to do this, unless he is remaining for a few days. Touch by being corrected now. lour lips with your napkin before drinking a beverage, as grease Corn on the cob should be eaten with one hand. If the ear night be on your lips and would leave a mark on the glassware. long it should be broken in two. Eating it in "mouth-harp" style Food should be carried to the mouth, not the mouth to the food. not permissible. Watermelon should be eaten with a fork; cant It is a sign of poor manners to lower the head in order to meet the loupes with a spoon. Remove all seeds from melon before puttir :ork or spoon halfway, although it is proper to incline the body in the mouth, as this removes the necessity of placing the seeds ba< dightly over the plate when conveying food to the mouth. on the plate. Olives or cheese are eaten from the fingers; not tl Tea or water should be sipped, not taken in gulps. Soup should fork. Cake may be eaten either with the fork or the hand. lot be sucked from the spoon. One of the things that annoy patrons Toothpicks should not be used in public. Wait until you a: in a restaurant is to hear another patron noisily enjoying his soup. alone before indulging in this practice. Carrying a toothpick in tl 5oup should be put on the spoon by dipping away from you. The mouth is unsightly and bad form. soup plate should never be tipped; the small amount lost thereby will Parents should teach their children how to conduct themselvi not leave you hungry. Food should always be taken from the side properly so that they will not be the laughing stock of their ass< af the spoon and not from the end. ciates. The home is the place for this instruction, and it should nevi Do not stir your coffee as if you were grinding it in a mill. It be given when guests are present. % THEIR UNIFORMS MADE AS MUCH NOISE AS THEIR HORNS ceived by our employees and the Boy Scout visit was appreciated. Band Gives After the concert by the bam Pleasing Marie Field, in a Martha Wasl Concert in ington costume, sang a sopran solo. This was followeel by Cafeteria humorous reading by Isabel Rei entitled, "Truthful George." Sei OM Burke, of the Produc eral old favorite songs were sun tion Dept., and his Boy by a sextette composed of Mar T Scout Band entertained our Field, Agnes Laing, Jannaber Cafeteria patrons with a concert Evans, Conine Abram, Grac on Washington's Birthday. It Ernest and Ramona Berlew. Mr was our first opportunity to see Herd played the piano accon the boys in their uniforms. These paniment. uniforms are anything except These five Scouts, who appeared with the Scout Band during their Jeffrey The Cafeteria was decorate dull. The coat and pants are of a concert, are sons of Jeffrey employees. Back row, left: Kenneth Burke, son of with flags for the occasion, an Tom Burke, Dept. 10; Walter Hunt, son of Edgar Hunt of De^t. 72; Archie vermillion hue, and the stockings Jones, son of O. B. Jones of Dept. 26. Front row, left: Charles Ferris, son of everyone was given a hatchel are of a bright green. It's a won- Clyde Ferris of Dept. 42; and Paul Sterner, son of Walter Sterner of Dept. 32. shaped cake as a compliment c UT in the woods was a pretty little fellow when he went ) little groundhog, v e r y Kiddie Kolumns into his winter house under the busy eating clover a n el Py MAYME SCHMITT, ground, but when he first came ;n grass, but he was also out in February his fur was dirty ching very closely with his and rough looking, and he shook bright eyes so that no one himself and rolled in the snow ild see him. He looked just and soon was looking real nice. a squirrel, only larger, and Then he began to wonder where had coarse hair and a short all his playmates were and start This little groundhog was ed running through the woods ing a very good time, because looking for them. He hadn't was in summer time and he gone very far when he thought Id run around and play and he saw, a little piece ahead of all the nice green things he him, two bright eyes peeping out Id find. All girls and boys of the ground. "Oh! I bet that w how much fun they can is Billy," he said, and ran quickly e in the summer, when they to the place, and sure enough it run and play anel jump, and was Billy. Poor little Billy, er have to be in the house ex- when he first looked out he heard : when it is raining. They also an awful noise, and was afraid to w that they can have almost come out of his hole, but Johnnie nuch fun when winter comes, told him it was nothing but the then they can coast, slide and wind blowing through the trees, :e, or if the weather is too bad so Billy came crawling out • can stay in the house and Then he curls up with his nose the bright sun hurting his eyes, slowly. When he found nothing ' games or look out the win- under his paw and goes to sleep. after they have been closed for was going to hurt him he began ' and watch the snow flakes He doesn't sleep just for a little so long, he stays out. He doesn't scampering around and soon he But poor little groundhog, while, but for a long, long time. scamper and play at first because and Johnnie were having a great :t do you think he does when But then on the second day of he still feels a little sleepy, but time together. They found some ter comes? Along about the February, when big people are he looks around and every little nice green blades of grass peep of November boys and girls talking about "Groundhog Day." while takes his paw and rubs his ing up through the snow, and thinking about getting out the little groundhog conies up out eyes. Later in the day he begins w-ere very glad to find these, for r sleds, and every morning of his hole, and if the sun is to feel better and scampers they were very hungry after their n they wake up, run to the shining brightly anel he thinks around a little. He doesn't care long sleep. Soon several more dow to see if there is any he sees a fox or a dog, although now if the sun does come out, for of their playmates joined them, v so that they can coast or it is really just his own shadow, he is now wide awake and the and they were a happy little d snow men. But poor little he rushes back into his hole and light will not hurt his eyes. bunch of groundhogs, and had mdhog doesn't play in the sleeps a long time again, for six The name of this little ground forgotten that they had spent :er time, but instead he crawls weeks. If the weather is cloudy hog that we have been telling such a long time sleeping under a home, a hole in the ground. so that he can come out without - about is Johnnie, and he was a the ground. « TORES OFFICE SCRAP preceded Runt's by a few clays. We must cease ere we run into be placed on the front of every PILE Dutch Grauman seems to be bed-time stories. car. The sign in question reads: By L. H. McReynolds taking more interest in his art Here and There "A loose nut is dangerous, es he Chimes of Hymen have course since they brought on the We noticed an item in one of pecially when one of them is 2j again and this office cele- live models. Yes, we have asked the local papers where the dare driving." :es the marriage of Mr. C. T. him if it was too late for us to devils of New York had formed "A rolling stone is worth two ield, our popular boss, the take up art. a union. It wouldn't be a bad in the bush." »n having been consumated on Almost time for the horse-shoe idea for some of our own auto "A bird in the hand gathers no irday, the 10th of March, pitchers to go into spring train mobile elrivers to form a similar moss." congratulate you. Runt, upon ing. After reading about that union here. We suppose the slogan of the r capture and choice, and we 15-year-old boy winning the na Shakespeare has said that all "Henry Ford for President" Club gratulate Mrs. Liefeld upon tional championship we old tim the world is a stage and the peo will be: "Say it with cans." ig the wife of a man who ers will have to do most of our ple are actors, but the principal What has become of the "Skin Is the esteem and friendship pitching in the basement at home. stage seems to be in Egypt and you Love to Touch?" Is the ill who know him. That we After we have finished our sec "Old King Tut" is the big cheese Marietta Paint and Color Co. ad i each a long and happy mar- ond volume on "Happy, Though on the acting end of it. The vertising more freely or is it that life is the sincere wish of Married," and after friend wife- "Rest in Peace" sign on Tut's we only get down town on the I and every one of the com- has placed her approval upon it, grave didn't mean a thing. days that the sun is brightest? At y. we are going to turn it over to Now that winter is over we can any rate we often see pictures rerheard at Runt's Farewell Runt. It may come in hand}-. get out our furs and winter hats that no artist could paint. Banquet As the bowling season nears to prepare for a hot spell. Skirts We have heard a good many iefelel: "Well! I've come to the end we have the consolation have come down (we don't pay songs and have sung a few but it end of my troubles." that we do not have many more much attention to the price, has been a long time since we lackin: "Yes, but it is the games to lose. either) and we can throw away sang "In the Army"—by request, it end." The click of the gas meter is our smoked glasses and turn accompanied by three million /e join in thanking you heart- about the meanest noise we have once more to the much neglected men. Some chorus! Runt, for the candy and had the misfortune to hear this "Holeproof Hosiery" ads. ire \V,> -,rf> i-prt-j.'nlv crfttiii.r „.,"r>t«r Tt ic nn» n{ tU0 *Uin,rc lonnu INCAI vv r, r, rv By L. C. Merlins, Dept. 41 Standing Includes Games Rolled March 13 The Speed King of Dept. Albert Beglin, and his brother- Won Lost law, started from 22nd St. a Electrical 47 28 Livingston Ave. at the same tir Production 44 31 Beglin on a bicycle and Cost 40 35 brother-in-law in a Chevro Stores 37 38 touring car. They started i Sales 36 39 Shepard, Ohio. Beglin won t Blacksmith 35 40 race by 5 minutes. We have 1 Order 33 42 own word for it. Structural 28 47 HE Jeffrey Bowling League Henry Faulkner says the ba brake of his bicycle doesn't wc will close its season Tues SALES BOWLING TEAM T day evening, April 3, and This group would be in first place if it hadn't been for (insert whatever alibi very good. We wonder how t our minds will turn to our sum you choose), but even at that they have knocked the "maples" groggy on several front brake works, Henry. occasions. From left to right: Earl Lewis, Captain Carl Trick, Earl Taylor, Pearl mer sports. Some of the boys John Cramer had a birthday Eaton, Paul Hewitson, and R. Smith. are watching the dope from the the 10th day of March. The be gave him a little surprise in t training camp, others are looking few weeks is high for the league. tion. In the next issue of the over the fishing tackle or shining way of a spanking, the first Jo MacFarland's Structural bunch Service final standings, scores, up the "Flivver." The "Golluf" has had since a little boy, and looks to be a winner over the averages and high rolls for the clubs have been kept in perfect says he will not forget it. B Order team for the cellar posi season will be given. condition and are ready for the wishes for many more birthda go. Some of us are itching for John. the noonday horseshoe pitchin'. There was a happy re-uni Summer seems to provide a sport TRY THESE ON YOUR KITCHEN RANGE the other day when Louie Zeld for every one, both young and met his wife and three childr old. URELY it was a bold man who ate the first oyster. It is a at the Union Station. They cai It looks as though the Elec careless man who samples a bottle of some stranger's "hootch," to this country from Russia a S but the recipes given in these columns have been tried and tested tricals will finish in first place, Zelden hadn't seen them for t although the Production team has and proved satisfactory, and we recommend them to all the women years. an outside chance. The individ folks in the big Jeffrey family. Did you try the two recipes in the Harold Barger goes to De ual averages for the entire league last issue of Jeffrey Service? Mrs. Hughes, our Employees' Dietitian, ware every Saturday night. \ remain practically the same as has prepared two more that arc well worth trying. would like to know what is t last month. Jerry Taylor, score- attraction in Delaware. Probal keeper and anchor for the Black Have You Ever Ti •ied These Recipes? it is Dela Ware, for she's a dan smiths, is also a fine singer. Molasses Pudding This amount will make eight girl. Our newcomers are Carl Vi "Runt" Leifeld of the Stores 1 cup molasses servings. Millan and Harry Kasson. 0 team is in doubt about bowding 2 cups sifted flour Egg Croquettes new time clerk, William Craig, next season. A committee has Yz cup cold water Yz dozen eggs always on the job. John Colm been appointed to see the "Mrs." 1 level teaspoon soda Yz cup flour is back to work again. and obtain her consent. Glackin 1 egg Y^ pint milk has offered to stop at the house 1 level teaspoon butter and bring him back in the Stude- Stir soda in molasses, when it 1 level teaspoon salt Get the splinter or sliver OF baker as an inducement. Con stops foaming add cold water, Use one beaten egg for dip but be careful you do not g gratulations, "Runt," the cigars then well beaten egg and flour, ping. Roll eroepiettes in egg, infection IN. Go to our Hospi were fine. fill cups half full and steam one then cracker crumbs, and fry in and have it removed safely. Harry DeBruin is stepping out hour. Nut meats or raisins may deep fat. This amount will make you use an old knife blade or p these davs. His total for the last be adeled. Serve with tart sauce. six eroepiettes. you invite blood poisoning. PRODUCTION BOWLING TEAM COST BOWLING TEAM At the present writing the leadership in our Bowling League is still in doubt, "Well, one thing we'll say, and that is this, if the teams ^head of us do a and we don't know but what the championship crown would sit just as "pretty" on loafing we'll wait for them like a freight train waits for a bum," says Captain Bei By Irene Reynolds, Advertising I>ci>t. It's a Good Move When You Move Into Your Own Home w lien ne was tnere. uot s After listening to Carl Wall- "Well, I didn't see you until work expound upon 'the merits (( y^ KlilNNING next month your rent will be advanced fifteen had gone." That was a br and extraordinary qualities of his B dollars!" Do you recall how you felt when the landlord one. Dot. crystal-set radio outfit we are told you this? The extra fifteen dollars meant much to you Mr. Goddard told Sam, certain that he will be a noted but other things in addition to the monetary question flashed thru messenger, that Carl's last n; man some day if he lives long your mind. was Wallwork. After he enough. Yes, he will be note 1 The living room paper in the house was in a deplorable condi tried for several days to rem for his old age. tion. The roof leaked in two places; the house needed the attention her it, he happened to meet I We have some department; got of a painter's brush both inside and outside; the floor in the porch one morning and said, "G our picture took and ever'thing. needed repairing; the furnace was a farce, but for all that you felt mornin' Mr. Woodwork. Some class to us, anel that ain't you could do no better. The gentlemen of our o all. We got Mickey (himself) Do you know that about a thousand homes have been either seem to be taking pride in McReynolds in our office. We built or purchased through the aid of our Jeffrey Building and Loan place. We just watched t! don't know how he got elown Association? You can join the Home Owners if you choose to, and come in on a rainy day anel e1 here but I guess it's all right for we will be glad to assist you. Just inquire at the Building and Loan one of them took care to \ him to stay elown here with the window for information regarding a home of your own. their feet so as not to track rest of the Micks. They say he's It will he a happy day when the move wagon unloads your pet the floor after the janitor going to help our Eddie-tor (out) canary, gold fish, cat, furniture and other household necessities in scrubbed it so nicely. Even but all we see him doing is sitting front of your own home, and you are not compelled to wait for some Marks was thoughtful not by the desk listening to him gab. landlord to keep your house in good living condition. Move into track it up. But I guess eventually he'll get your own home! Well, since they dragged busy and show some speed as We wish to thank Mr. George Cook for permitting us the op old King Tut's tomb, all you an assistant editor, maybe. Good portunity of getting a photo of the moving van for our front cover. hear is Egyptian sandals, dr luck, "Mickey." We also thank little Bob for sitting so still on his velocipede while es, hats, earrings, finger-ri Miss Wetmore has returned the picture was being taken. anel I suppose if the Egypt from a two months' vacation, wore rings in their noses which was spent in Florida. We *« would be wearing them too. are surely glad to have you with it is lucky for us that Tut us again after so long a time. that ain't much for a girl like some day but not only for her not a cannibal. Miss Wetmore. Winnie, for all she has to do is to cartoon sketches. She works As an imitator of prize fi Hess, next time you start out lay down and there she is across with colors also. ers our Eddie-tor makes a to the theatre and to dinnah with the pool and then some. Don't Well, spring has come. Ruth ter chorus-girl. your gurl, you ought to tie your want to discourage you, Winnie, is just filled with joy, not for Faye says she is not goini pocket-book to you, especially on but just keep up the good work spring alone, but the thoughts of try to dive this swimming se; Friday the 13th. and maybe you can swim the Ralph Kellard coming with the for she can still feel the jar of We are all glad to hear that pool lengthwise. stock company at Keith's. last time. Carl Hayes is convalescing so Don't ever ask Ruddy what his When Harry Goshen came to Don't forget that Mot! rapidly after an operation which girl's name is for he blushes and pay off this high salaried office Day comes on the 13th of keeps him abed at Mt. Carmel says, "I don't know." He's so force Dot happened to be so very month. Pink roses for the li Hospital. timid we just wonder if he really busy that she missed getting her and white for the dead. Sylvia says she can't go swim knows. pay check. After finding out They tell us that Mr. Malic ming with the bunch for the Dixey says that Carney can what she had missed she rushed is so fast in a volley ball g moths ate up her bathing suit. tell when she is staying up late over to the Bookkeeping Dept. that they line his gym suit ' Poor moths, we can just bet they at nights, for she slows down on all exhausted, and told Harry to cracked ice to keep him f didn't founder on it. the letters per week. come across wdth her check. Har burning up. Winnie says she can swim clear We will vote on Miss Fergu ry said it was an oversight on his Evelyn has joined the go across the Y. W. pool. Well, son being an accomplished artist part, and asked Dot why she gang. 'Course they're becon — ^ — — ^ — Do you play chess? If you care to ge Almost any day during a game of chess or e the noon hour you can watching a game find a game of chess in go up on the fo progress in the Chain floor and avail you Engineering Depart of the opportu ment. Knights gallop (iames for beginner across the board, sweep more seasoned pla ing Pawns aside, to cap can be secured. You ture- the Queen or cordially invited to checkmate the King. the devotees of chei Meeting Five Chess Opponents at One Time — Engineering Boys Keep Jim Chandler Bi HE ancient game of chess has found some followers here in the 99% of it) is consumed in looking at the pieces and scratching e plant. Just recently an interesting match took place in the head, but our friend Bill in the accompanying picture became pani T Chain Engineering Department. In this match Jim Chandler it seems. agreed to play five opponents at one time, by moving from one board The noon hour was too short a time to finish the match but v to another. As a rule a time exposure can be taken of a chess game, time was called Bill Firtch and Franklin Leroy had been defe; 1 T?,IJ.-, By Florence Coseo, Cost Dept. OME years ago Miss Anna Jarvis of Philadelphia conceived the By Mildred Kunkle, Stores Office What does idea of setting aside a day as Mother's Day. The second Sunday That won Mother's Day S in May was the day selected. On this particular day we are derful word me a n ? To to wear a carnation to honor her who has instilled love and kindness "Mother," only some of us it in our hearts, who has helped to mould and shape our lives while six letters and is a clay in the clay was quite pliable, but who still reserves room in her heart yet the sweet which to send even though we have turned away from her gentle teachings. est word in mother a card any language. of re m e m- In the hours brance, to By Jack- Dc Laney, Dept. 14 By Alva E. Dunn, Production Dept. of my sickness some a day to She is a What love is it was mother I wanted. It was i flowers or to go home to wonderful per greater than mother wdio dried away my the old folks, but to those son, a mother. the mother's tears and watched over me night >se mother has gone forever Other folks love? On May and day, when I became dis irings a day of sorrow, of can love you, 13th, we cele couraged, it was mother who DUt on f and sadness, ^•^«v^. 'y your brate the great told me to trust in God and 'other's Day should be every ^•B M WSL '"other under- est day (Moth all would be well. In the hours Why must we, in this Wp stands. She er's Day) in of distress and misery the eye V old forgetful world, need works for you, tile history of of every mortal turns to mother et one day aside, out of three looks after our country, and in the hours of joy and hap dred anel sixty-five days, to you, loves you and forgives you second only to Christmas- As piness she is first to know, k of mother, the one per- anything you may do, mother we grow up and select our vo why? Because she is the one above all others who should always stands by you when you cation and become successful in woman in all the world who are in trouble of any kind, she :hought of every day? the business or professional sympathizes with us in our trou ittle do we realize when we never forgets you no matter world, who is more proud of us ble. Who could be happier : grown and left our chilcl- where you are. than mother? On the other than mother when she knows 1 home to seek and make hand, when things go wrong, She is loyal when others fail, that we are happy? So let us ace in this big world, what she is our friend when other sickness, worry and unsuccess not forget Mother's Day, if she absence means to mother, friends are gone. Mother pray ful business ventures overtake is living, present her with flow us it is an awakening full ed for us through all the days, us, who is it that comes first ers, if living away from you adventure, to mother it whether flooded by sunshine or to our aid but mother? Even write a letter telling her that es a vacancy in her heart saddened by shadows. The only crime fails to halt her wonder you still love and think of her, :h never can be fulfilled, sadness that mother brings into ful love for us. How many way and if she is at rest, decorate can be relieved by our re- our lives is when she leaves us. ward sons have reformed due to her grave with flowers, if pos ibrance and thoughtfulness God bless our mother. Living a mother's love? sible. If we tried the rest of er. Let us show our appre- or dead she is still our mother Let those who are fortunate our lives we could never repay on now while she can enjoy and her memory touches our enough to have a mother spend expressions of gratitude. Let hearts with tenderness and fills this day with her. May God our mother for what she has ive flowers to the living. our eves with mist and tears. bless her always. done for us. *« riME HAS CHANGED one) Mr. Meadors knows his By H. W. Gray. Time Dept. A DEFENSE OF OLD CLOTHES stuff and the "Corn Stalk Club" nee we have located in our By Clarence F. Burns, Cost Department is missing- something if they office we can better appre- don't get him on their roll. : the old one. HE writer gladly undertakes the task of defending the above Busy days they claim are the r. Serp believes in building mentioned articles, old clothes. They are old friends. Long happy days and surely we T and intimate association with them causes us to rush to their work up to him, instead of should be well filled with happi ing clown where it is. defense. ness, per above rule. ew men in this department We have always been led to believe that the person described We suppose by the time this Mr. Decker and Mr. Crevis- as a gentleman was one whose garb deserved the adjective "faultless," is read Mr. Wanner will be Mr. Close takes up other and in most cases the appellation is undoubtedly rightfully bestowed. getting the courts all fixed up k in the shop, However, the number of men enabled to affect the role of a gentle for another tournament. empsey, ex-prize lighter, man, sartorially at least, are a woeful minority compared to the Mr. Vincent, although not he will tight again for whole. married at the present time, we ,000. Why bother him? We The great majority of men are forced to rely on old clothes for believe could impart some very v plenty that will fight for three chief reasons, vocation, comfort and economy. The first useful information on that sub than that. mentioned reason we assign, of course, to the workman whose trade ject to the "Young Married r. Ustick slipped a little- would not permit him to dress otherwise; the second, to that class Men's Club," maybe. other day and said some- of men such as artists, cartoonists, etc., where comfort seems to lend Mr. Gee gets some peculiar g about being engaged, additional impetus to their work; the third, we can safely apply to all. cigarettes or smoking tobacco n being quizzed a little he It is a well known fact that some of our greatest men are noted sometimes, as he tells us it occa :d that didn't mean any- for a lingering fondness for old garments, and we glean from a sionally makes him feel like he g in his young life so he recent article the information that the last four presidents of our had been drinking. t have had some other kind great country were loth to discard their old shoes, having them re Anything that we drink (milk .n engagement, paired numerous times. and water) has no different ef r. Brown got tired of dodg- It is not the purpose of the writer to detract one iota from the fect upon us. around in his Ford so he propriety of wearing fine apparel, especially where compatible with Three-tenths more sleep looks mught the Dodge. the dignity and position of the wearer, but rather to impress the fact good to Mr. Holden no doubt. O 1VI 1 1 no By O. W. Evans, Dept. 11 It is quite a treat for us to March and part of April was SOME NEW INDOOR GAMES and to know that we have i unlucky for some of the boys in Submitted by James G. Chandler, Chain Engr. Dept. man who has been doing thi: our department; many were off "SAND-BAG BOWLING." If during the bowling season duty on account of injuries re the diagram for this game could past winter. You will notice t ceived in the shop and some were be painted upon the play-room ftlr. McFarland stepped ah away on account of sickness and floor, then no leader of games for with the best of them, and in 1 injury to some of their family. boys and girls would be at a loss was in the lead until the last Joy Ridlar's wife was struck to know how to keep a large or games. Your many friends, '. by an auto truck and confined to small group happily engaged. If McFarland, congratulate you her bed for several days. Pearl this game is to be played in the on your high standing in and Harl Davis had the misfor house, and it is found inconven league. tune to lose their brother Frank ient or undesirable to chalk the We are sorry to lose Fr through an auto accident. diagram upon the floor, it may Miller from our department, Bill Wentzd's motorcycle and be drawn on the underside of a has been transferred to the Stc Howard Thorn's Ford tried trav rug. To play Sand-bag Bowling office. Just when we get eling on the same spot with the you need only a piece of chalk quainted and things going al result of minor injuries to Bill and two sand-bags. Two to five may play. Two diagrams may be nicely then time to change ag and his boy. drawn, however, and two sides could then compete to see which made Good luck to you, Frank. Tom Reams is back working the larger total score. Each player is entitled to two throws, unless The most noteworthy tl nights on the steam hammer. upon his first throw his ball makes a strike by coming to rest in the that has happened during Clint Nagle is the proud father center space. Scoring is exactly the same as that in bowling. A past month is the fact 1 of a six and a half pound girl strike counts ten points plus all a player gets on his next two throws. George Hadaway has a l born at Grant Hospital on April A spare, consisting of ten or more points made in two throws, counts Buick Six. Now George likes 12th. The usual decorations ten points plus all one makes on the next single throw. In case the new car very much but oftii around his furnace greeted him second ball falls on the strike space, a spare is scored, and not a is undecided what to do whe when he came in to work on Fri strike. stalls in the middle of the str day morning. Yes, we smoked at There are ten frames or squares in line on the score-board for We suggest "Step on her." his expense. Thanks, Clint. each player. These are for scoring his ten turns. In case a strike Won't be long now until One of the new helpers, after is made in the tenth frame, the player is entitled to two more throws. will be getting ice for the li working only two davs, suddenly If it should be a spare in the tenth frame, one more throw is made. tin pail. decided to go back to Virginia. Three hundred is a perfect score. When the sand-bag rests upon a We write this on Friday, The funny coincidence was that line, and the umpire can not determine in which space the greater 13th, and cease ere our hoo at the same time that he was portion lies, the player throws again. boarding a train at the Union gets us in bad. Station the Girls Glee Club Quar ¥ tette at the O. S. U. was singing We noticed that some "Carry Me Back to Old Vir that old mercury runs up to one coin did and endeavor to make placed a chair under the h ginia" for the Radio program. hundred in the shade in this old capital out of our labor. Success where telegrams are pla< shell hole, Coonie may change his is sold in the open market. You Our plans for the opening of awaiting the messenger, so i mind. By the way, Coonie has can buy it; I can buy it; any man the new shop have gone ke-floo- Harry Halliday would h just rounded out his 50th year can buy it who is willing to pay cy. Coonie Hast has changed his little trouble in reaching th as a blacksmith, having learned the price. mind and won't vote the. Demo It is the kind acts that are his trade back in old Germany. cratic ticket so Gov. Donahey has It is an easy matter to locate preciated. Some record. refused to be the speaker. May our good-natured inspector, Fred be when the weather gets so hot When Newt Ogden opened a Butler, now that he is wearing bottle of milk in the Cafeteria a his new Easter tie which is so few days ago, he and Jess Sedg loud everybody in Department 31 wick both got a good shower knows of his whereabouts. We bath. Say it with water the next like it, Fred; it is a change. In time, Doc, for it would do you fact, it is better than a bell. both good. Paul Cunningham told this to Olen Chase has left this de his friends in Dept. 31, and we partment and we understand he wonder how he got around it: is working at the Ford Plant. Paul: "Darling, say the words Mary was in hopes he would go that will make me the happiest to work for The Pierce-Arrow man in the world." Company. Sweetie: "Shall I really?" Paul: "Oh! If you only GOOD FOR BILL would." By W. A. Loar, Dept. 31 Sweetie: "Well then, stav sin- You can't damage a smile by gle." working it. Bill Harmon works But Paul got married March a lot of them and we have yet 31st at Mt. Vernon, Ohio. Best to see one damaged. wishes and good luck. Labor is prior to and inde Fred Butler, our handsome in pendent of Capital. Capital is spector, says he misses Earl THE BOSS only the fruit of Labor and would Stroup so much in Dept. 31. "No This is the Junior Flanagan, so never have existed if Labor had one can put out the line Earl Hugh Flanagan of the Pricing 1 BABY PHILLIS not first existed. Labor is the did," says Fred. We suppose When this little fellow starts on a J. C. Moore of Dept. 31 has a smiling superior of Capital, and deserves Fred got caught at it. page the entire household kneel little grandchild, Phillis Ailine Brown, humble submission for—well, you 1 who is always glad to see him. She the higher consideration. What is an hour? Ed. Harris how bossy little kids are these i HAVE YOU INVESTED? By Jimmie White, Dept. 22 B- "GWAN, WHO YOU THINK YOU'RE SHOVIN'?" You jostle someone in a crowded street car or theater lobby and immediately the "touchy" person bristles up and shows his teeth; pos sibly he offers to fracture the bridge of your nose or put some black around your eye that won't wash off. The magic little words, "pardon me," would have prevented this pugnacious attitude if you had used them when you first jostled this someone. A little courtesy now and then, would prevent the troubles of many men. Mr. White, in his article on "Politeness Pays," gives a good remedy for many of our ills. H- -tl O doubt you have often heard the question asked, "Does polite ness pay?" I would say, yes it does. Not so much possibly N in dollars and cents as it does toward the well being of man kind in general. If all of us were more considerate of the other fellow's feelings, and were more polite to one another, there would not be so much strife, ill will, or do-the-other-fellow spirit that we have with us so much today. It does pay to be polite; just try it often and you will soon be lieve it, too. Smile! Say, "I thank you, if you please, I beg your pardon." Smile, it won't crack your lip. Get the chronic contagious MISS LAING smile for it pays big dividends, and that is what we are all looking MISS BERLEW ss Agnes C. Laing is one of our Miss Ramona Berlew, secretary to Mr. faithful entertainers at the Cafeteria, for, the dividend, Smiles. Ruppersberg, is one of our delightful has been heard by many of us on You will plant bulbs, seed, and set out rose bushes to make your singers who entertains us occasionally in ent musical programs throughout garden' smile. Why not plant some courtesy in your system, a the Employees' Cafeteria. Recently she ity, including Radio Concerts. Miss smile, and be polite? You will surely reap a handsome reward by took part in concerts in the Crystal S appeared in the above costume Room at the Deshler Hotel, at the Neil lay night, April 9th, at the Elks seeing many others doing the same thing. House during the farewell banquet, and e in the Scotch Concert given by We hear of instances where real money has been paid to people at Memorial Hall. Columbus Caledonians, of which she for being polite. See what happened in Washington, D. C. to a member. Senator and another passenger on a street car because neither were his hair once in a while he might polite, and now a damage suit for thousands of dollars is up for have a chance, too. :Y MAKE IT SO EARLY action. Boys, this rough stuff doesn't pay; cut it out, get it out AS 2:30 A. M.? of your system, it was never intended that we be rough. Smile. TEARS IN THE POTATOES' athryn McCloskey, Min. Pro. Dept. You know the umpire or referee will not allow any roughness of any ill Freest, in other words EYES kind in games in which you may be playing. By Mrs. Pettitt, Co-operative Store n. Preest," seems to be very Life is just a game. Play it clean, hard, and square. Be polite. Just the other day we heard a liar with the Greek waiters in Smile, and smile. Dairy Lunch. They are so bunch of fresh green onions say I to seeing him come in at ^ to an orange crate, "We can it 2:30 A. M. that they think make more folks shed tears than able was the fact that there was ryn McCloskey, Doris McCaleb all the fruits in the room." "Let s a Taxi driver. The minute a large red heart on the box, and Marvin '"Lucy." opens the door they say, tuce say no more about it," re on which these words were in Glancing upon another page plied a Spud. llo, George, where you scribed in glaring letters, "I love of this issue you will see Alva A little stranger has come to l?" "Combinashun, Cup you." Dunn's picture. This department stay at the home of Mr. and Mrs. ee." The three young ladies now is certainly getting in the lime Louis Hall, our accomplished he old adage about a leopard chasing supply orders are Kath- light. If Bill Preest would comb changing his spots, may be butcher. Welcome to our city, "Little Harley." D. K., but it does not always INTRODUCING A JEFFREY SERVICE REPORTER 1 good. For instance, Jack Since the passing of the old ns has joined the Yellow Dogs Neil House, we have acquired the efficient services of Mr. John if you can call to mind any MIK'NC BI?C GOOD Heusser as baker. e of a change than that you =? DoesN'-r ; me beat. Jack did not say oe^Ecr-ro Kindly observe the traffic rules t office he holds but we think _ KMCKE^S in our city as you are liable to nust be the "Dog's Yap." get pinched for parking in the ur own Wally Reid of pro- taxi zone. One of our prominent don is no other than "War- employees had this experience This was found out at a just a few weeks ago. nt dance given by the K. of Mr. Hartsook is convalescing , when all the fair maidens from a slight attack of the flu. lested that he hold them in The many friends of Mrs. Mc Toe. D*Nc'N ^1S HEp arms and to dance on and t Coy will be pleased to know that One was even heard to say cr/iloHooO sP^6rr,orJ she has bought a nice little home. she could dance with him Robert Gwyn, who speeds ler grave. O, cruel fate, it A*5K TBRH, WilH around with the groceries from lot was. E PRifcHO t '* C^^ C 5 the Co-op Store, recently com certain party saw Frank pleted a course in the Y. M. C. A. ierts going up Neil Avenue f^ovie- Auto Repair School and received Valentine's Eve with a big 0( oLHrlNG. a nice new dioloma with a cold are honest. True it has its rules or unworthy, we did not kno Published Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey to safeguard against the two per But that was not the point. I Manufacturing Company cent who may be found wanting; did not come with the spirit but it nevertheless trusts the constructive helpfulness. T Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office ninety-eight per cent. Think of other fellow may not have be and Field. Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. the hundreds or thousands with all he should, but who is? \ Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested from all employees in any department of the service. whom you touch the business or are not, you are not. Nobody social elbow during the year! But everyone has more go W. A. GRIEVES E. A WANNER Editor How man}- have been dishonest? than bad in him. Instead of s< 1 71 Mi-BTTVUni.TlS How many have tried to get the ing his faults, let us see some ASSOCIATE EDITORS better of you with the motive of his virtues. Tell him about C. C. Miller Vernon Art F. O. Peterson mallice? How many discredited shortcomings — not the otl E. C. Home, Western Editor STAFF ARTISTS you to others? chap. Harold Hess and Henry Ruhwedel The other day one of these two We have so many failings Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner per cent or less came into our shudder to speak of the otl STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE BY DEPARTMENTS office lo say something about an sinner. Let's boost. It will ; Dept Dept. R. A. Stevenson 3 Ben W. Gray Time Dept. other chap, but he did not get us farther. It will help Asa Weatherby 7 Mrs. Pettitt Co-op. Store far. We did not know whether other fellow. It will help us D. W. Miller 9 Carl Warner Cost Dept. Miss Bailey, Chain 10 Miss Reynolds Adv. Dept. what he said was true or not; more virtue anel less unwort Miss McCloskey, Mining 10 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. but we did succeed in heading O. W. Evans 11 H. E. Eichorn Pipe Shop ness. E. A. Weis 14 Jerry Gifford Laboratory R. Russell 17 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. John Zeier 18 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. W. E. Pettitt 20 Harry Rowe Special Cor. O. Snouffer 22 Clarence Burns Special Cor. < Harry Barker 26 Jimmie White Special Cor. Pond & Drone 23 and 27 J. L. Moore Special Cor. W. A. Loar 31 Earl Stroup Special Cor. Miss Lorbach 32 H. A. Lee Special Cor. L. C. Mertens 41 Carl Hugo Trik Special Cor. Roy A. Francis 43 Alva E. Dunn Special Cor. The Jeffrey Building and Loan has R. A. Curtiss 45 Walter Bauroth Special Cor. Harold Schrock Mall. Fdry. Aliss Coseo Special Cor. spelled "Home, Sweet Home" for Karl Webster Chain Eng. Miss Kunkle Special Cor. Miss Wigginton Stenographers lack De Laney Special Cor. many Jeffrey employees. MOTHER'S DAY her hand as she once held ours; —ANTHONY RUPPERSBERG We have ap to protect her life as she pro pointed a day in tected ours, that she might find May as an extra peace, comfort and contentment birthday for wdiich she so well deserves. mother, not to Gentle deeds, pretty gifts and NOW THAT WE HAVE PUT AWAY CHILDISH THIN add to her years, the silence of the House of Wor By Elizabeth Kilbourne, Stenographic Dept. for she will never ship, all are messengers of God OTHER—a word that makes our very being vibrate w grow old, but to whispering, "Mother." emotion, the word next to the name of "Jesus" that we b add to her joys. In passing, yet not forgetting, M to hear. How she loves us and looks after us, cares for If we cannot be we appoint this Day of Days, and helps us out of difficulties. How often she soothes our brol with her on this one of Earth's Gladdest Days, spirits and awakens in us new hopes. How many of the disagreea day in May, her for you, Mother. It is yours, all things that we dislike so much to do, she does for us. day, let us send vours. Our memories go back to the very first when we used to s her a note, gift, an assurance of our toes or skin our knees. No one's sympathy helped us loving mindfulness; for noboely LET US SEE THE GOOD mother's. Our bruise was never better until she had taken us loves like she and she can be so E know a man who her lap and we had laid our head upon her bosom and she had kis happy with little, if that little scarcely ever sees good the tears away. comes from you. W in any one else. And in And when we started to school, we could not leave the ho We cannot pay our debts to many respects this chap is a big without first kissing mother good-bye, and as far back as we co her for all the love that she has man. He has lots of ability. He see her standing in the doorway we would wave our hand to 1 given, but we can help make the is an organizer of men. But And when we began to accomplish things such as reading a sente fears depart, the troubles fade, somehow he just cannot be char or spelling a word, we never were satisfied until we had told mot and her every wish fulfilled. itable about others — especially about it. There is nobody just like her. those of whom he knows the Even now that we have put away childish things, it is to mot For tenderness and patience, for least. If he could only over that our thoughts revert from the busy world when we have achie long suffering and understanding, come this habit of discrediting success in some small thing. We are not content until mother knc for sure remembrance, or if need others and their motives, he of our accomplishment anel can enjoy it with us. be, for quick forgetfulness, there's would be one of the biggest men And yet—how we neglect her! Are we always as thoughtful only one Mother the whole world we know. the little things that please her so much? We can buy flowers over. It's a great thing to see the our friends often, but how often do we send mother a bouquet Sometimes we are compelled good in the other fellow. It's a her favorite flowers? How often we make unnecessary work to leave her but she will not be discouraging characteristic to be mother, leaving things where we get through using them for left behind, she is always with always in doubt as to the motives to put away. How often we rush madly home to dinner at ni us. "God could not be every of others. Most men are honest. and then are away again with little more than time enough to inqt where, so he gave us Mother." Most men are truthful. Ninety- about her health. And it is well, for she knows us eight per cent of all men want to Why not begin now to be more thoughtful, pay more attent best. Her very expectations be fair. Count up the people you to the trivial things? Why not bring home a good book once i make us men such as we had not know. How many of them are while then see that she has time to read it? Why not spend a qi dreamed to be. It is up to us dishonest? That is, those who evening at home with her now and then and just talk? Mot to prove that we are the man. would wilfully cheat or betray will appreciate it. Cc rrpt tivn nut of We are nearlv all tuiilty of this sin of omission, and if we 1< RT, artists. What thoughts do these words bring to your vnu^ wnu mind? Perhaps you have never felt a quiver of interest in wnwo wn^> A art. You got the impression early that it was something pretty and nice and ornamental, but not for red-blooded fellows, and you have never bothered to find out any different. The painter who captures a beautiful sunset and transfers it to canvas is an artist; the sculptor who hews in marble the beauty he has sensed is an artist; the musician who weaves the tones of beauty into his composition is an artist; the writer who penetrates the re cesses of your heart to stir a beautiful thought is an artist. And yet art is broader than this. It goes beyond these men who dedicate their lives to art. The workman, who with lathe and drill, gives new and attractive design to his product is a craftsman, and a craftsman is an artist. The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker — all are artists when they impart a touch of beauty to their work, and so art is a part of all of us. This giving a place to the beautiful things should be an important part of our life. An unusual opportunity is being offered to you and me to become better acquainted with the beautiful things of life as seen by the old master painters. LARK EVERETT ALLEN On each Thursday evening at 8 o'clock beginning with the first CHARLES E. WAXBOM Pricing Department week in May and continuing through to the middle of June, the Consulting Engineer, , BOUT the year 1900 the Columbus Gallery of Fine Arts will give a series of lectures in the Patent Dept. \ housewives of the East High School of Commerce, Broad and Sixth Streets, on the history End used to have a bright- of art. These lectures by William M. Hekking, Director of the Gal R. C. E. Waxbom, Con d delivery boy bang on their lery, will be a survey of the whole field of art and history that will suiting Engineer, asso M ciated with the Paten hen doors and shout "grocer- provide a background of educational and social value. The lad was a good na- The subjects are: Department, is a native of Stock holm, Sweden. He was born ii :d chap and was constantly 1. Early Italian Painting. a cottage so close to the short nching on a cracker, ginger 2. The Standard Bearers of the Renaissance. that in stormy weather its wall: p, apple or something that 3. The Period of Titian. were washed by the waves o le his blouse pocket bulge. It 4. Botticelli and his Contemporaries. the Baltic Sea, and his childhooc med that his was an ideal job 5. The Early Flemish Painters. was spent in and on its waters one blessed with such an ap- 6. The Four Great Spaniards. He was educated in the Technica te. This lad, Clark Allen, 7. The Great Dutch Masters. School of Stockholm, and earl} •ked for the grocery after 8. The English Renaissance. ool and during vacations, followed his father in the profes oon after Clark had corn Slides will be shown with each lecture that will give reproduc sion of Marine Engineer. ed the grammar grades at tions of the famous paintings of that period. Also, there will be In 1887 he abandoned the sea io Avenue School he "lit out" exhibited in the Columbus Gallery of Fine Arts during the week and after looking about the At a real job. On Sept. 7, 1902, print reproductions of the works of the masters. lantic seaboard states for a few began working for the Jeffrey These lectures will give a thorough acquaintance with the best months, settled at Lynn, Massa Z- Co. as a clerk in the black- work that has been done in art and will be a splendid incentive to chusetts, in the service of The th shop, Dept. 11. About three art appreciation. Thomson - Houston Electric rs later he was transferred to An exhibit of industrial painting by Gerrit A. Beneker of Pro- Company. During the next nine vincetown, Mass., will also be in the Gallery during May. No Jeffrey Cost Dept. and some years years he assisted in the develop man should fail to see the paintings of this man who sees the vigor r to the Pricing Dept., where ment of electric power transmis is now figuring prices on esti- ous, forceful beauty of industrial life. sion, working respectively for The :es. With the exception of five Admission to the lectures and exhibits will be free, and no Thomson-Houston Electric Com tiths with the Case Crane Co. tickets will be required. The Fine Arts Gallery, corner Washington pany, The General Electric Com Avenue and Broad Street, is open every day during the week from has worked continually for pany, The E. C. Electric Com 10:30 A. M. to 5:00 P. M., and on Sunday 2:00 to 6:00 P. M. Jeffrey Company, pany, and The Walker Electric dark was born on June 7, Company. On March 28, 1898, 7, here in Columbus. On the °$ Mr. Waxbom entered the ser i of June, 1915, Cupid fat vice of The Jeffrey Mfg. Co. HOT PRESS NEWS ed his average when he per- While in Cleveland, Ohio, Mr. ded Miss Vera Saile to sign By R. A. Curtiss, Dept. .',.', Waxbom married Miss Emily ife contract to become the Al. Spindler came in the other Louis Huntzsinger new mem Sjoblad, and has raised a family e bride and wife of Clark Al- morning with a smile all over ber of our department. You of five interesting children, oi A happy marital relation his map. He is the proud fath should hear it for your sell": it whom he is justly proud. owed. One child, Vera Jean, er of a nine-pound baby boy. is sold elown town at the lead From 1904 to 1922 Mr. Wax D is five years old, has added Hooray! for Al. ing music stores. bom lived in Westerville, where the happiness of their home Dept. 45 has a good tenor Mr. Huntzsinger is the young he occupied many positions oi 548 S. 22nd St. Clark belongs singer in Leonard Montenero. man that has given us several honor and trust. Among the po the Mayflower Congregational You should hear this youth with selections on the piano in the sitions held were President of the urch, Goodale Lodge of the golden throat. When he Cafeteria. Board of Public Affairs, Council sons, The Aladdin Patrol, slams that hot press handle Bill Dague, who has worked man and Chairman of the Vil >ttish Rite, Jeffrey Twenty down you would think that in the foundry for the past 12 lage Commission, or Mayor. ar Service Club, Building and someone was starting a 1900 years, was recently transferred However, the record of which he in Association, and Mutual model Lizzy. to Dept. 45 as inspector of arm- is proudest is as Chairman of the I A ssnriatimi Wo hplnnors tr> Midnicrht 1-ilnpc ic n fn-v--trr>t JEFFREY Boiler House Equipments MINING MACHINERY •>S5 NEW JEFFREY NO, 85 REGARDED AS BOVE are reproduced a few of the 752 engineering experience gained in serving the pages of the new Jeffrey General Cata requirements of the coal mining industry, anel A log No. 85, together with its cover, in solving the handling requirements of manu which has been adjudged by many of its facturing industries. In the main, it is de -ecipients as the finest and most complete tech- signed to assist the Engineer in the selection lical catalog thus far produced. Among the of the most effective and economical method many noteworthy letters of commendation re of handling materials. There are more than vived, is one from a large customer who 1700 illustrations, line drawings and blue print writes in part: reproductions which materially add to its in "We wish to congratulate you upon getting terest and value. out such a complete engineering text book, The Catalog is composed of twenty-four as we feel that it is very much above the sections, which cover our complete line of ordinary catalog." both Material Handling Equipment and Min ing Machinery. Each section has a title page While a Professor of Engineering in one containing a photograph consistent with the of our largest Universities says: A. D. MAHONEY contents. Section 1 is devoted to Boiler House "This book will be of great service, and Equipment; Section 2 to Saw and Lumber, 0- in thanking you for it I wish to express my Pulp and Paper Mill Equipment. Section 3 congratulations to you on its appearance. Not is devoted to Sugar Mill Machinery. Seven ODESTY pre only will the data be" of great value to me but sections contain copy and photographs regard M saying those I think the arrangement most excellent. As I ing our various types of conveyors; two sec This Catalog is one look through it in a hasty manner I think it tions cover elevators; Pulverizers, Crushers, log work of its natv. contains all the engineering data wdiich one and Shredders each have a section. Mine and general design. would need for an engineering layout utilizing Equipment, including locomotives, mining ma Mr. Mahoney ai your devices." chines, coal loaders, drills, mine ventilating into this book. Lil Dept. have used the: True, this book is more than the mere term .fans, etc., is covered in the last section. The engineering catalog implies. Between its covers is con A complete index of all the sections, as well Lemmon of the Ch tained more than forty-five years of valuable as an alphabetical list of our various products, of figures. Our photograpl a share of the credi contribution.—Edito ART DEPARTMENT 51- ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT Mine Equipments ECHNICAL CATALOG YET PRODUCED is shown in the last five pages of the catalog. The bottom picture at the left shows a get Naturally, the building of such a large eral view of the Advertising Dept. Mr. God catalog is a responsible and expensive under dard, who handles our trade-publication mal taking, due to the large amount of materials ters, is shown in the extreme corner in fron required in its printing. Following are a few of the window. interesting facts which give some conception The next picture shows a view of the Ar of the vast amount of materials consumed: Dept. Mr. Hess is shown in the foregroun 40 tons or two solid car loads of paper were and Mr. Ruhwedel is shown in the backgroune used in making up the inside pages. These two artists are responsible for most o 1000 pounds of ink were consumed in print the splendid work shown in our catalogs an' ing the three colors. in Jeffrey Service. The next picture shows Over 2,000,000 impressions were made on remarkable view of Eddie-torial Wanner am the press. Leon (Mickey) McReynolds, the new assistan 6,000 pounds of metal were used in the com editor. It is remarkable in that the two o A. W. LEMMON position. them are neither moving or talking. Thos 60,000 handlings were required in making familiar with these two co-workers will bette and printing its cover. appreciate the remarkableness of the photo Mr. Lemmon from 10 months were spent in compiling and print graph. ing the book. 5 Catalog justifies, At the right is a picture of the Multigrapl lest, pieces of cata- Room of the Advertising Dept. In this pic : copy, art, makeup The views below show the new home of the ture are shown Miss Dixey (left), Miss Ul Advertising Department, which, before being rick (center) and Miss McGinty (right). Ii it their best efforts remodeled, was occupied by the metal pattern this room many of our shop forms, pay bulle hwedel of the Art shop. The remodelling wrork was done by tins, etc., are printed. Along the wall are tin ;ood advantage. our Woodworking Department, under direc four automatic typewriters which are usee :re checked by Mr. tion of Mr. Lathem. They deserve great for circular letters. The two girls, and some insure correctness credit for their work of transfiguration. times only one, keep the four machines busy I Wagner, deserve lotography in their EDITORIAL BS3T a DEPARTMENTS^. MULTIGRAPH D WHOOZIT ALBUM WHO ARE THEY? I I I > i I [ I I i I I I J I I I L I i ii i n i • • ti i • 111 • • ii 11 MM IMMIIMIMMMMMIMMMMMMMI WE KNOW OF OTHERS, CAN YOU RECOGNIZE THESE THREE BACKS? Ruescher: "Say, Whitie, no HARRY The first fellow in this strip of pictures is scratching his "think- that Grandview is going to get By D. W. Miller, Dept. 9 tank." His chief worry is as to whether Jake Sigrist will blow the lire department, why don't yc Harry Baummiester tells this noon whistle before he starves to death. The photo in the center get a job on it? You could g me on himself. Harry had only is of a hard boiled egg. Notice the devilish way he has his cap tilted. all the sleep you need, then." )een with us a week or so when We'll bet he carries matches and washes his neck with a file. The Whitie: "That would be fin lis clock went on a strike. Harry piece of steel in his left hand is used to pick his teeth. The last but I wouldn't want to jeopardi lad heard some of the boys razz picture is of a brewmaster it seems, although it is possible that the the village property that way. ;ome of the late comers, so he barrel he is leaning on contains only cider or oil. Wouldn't that be might be late getting to t' vent to bed early determined to sad? One young lady said she thought it was Phil Hammond, but fires." ?et up on time, and he also cau- everyone knows Phil can't stand like that, and besides he ain't got New faces in Dept. 9 are: :ioned Mrs. Harry not to let him no hat like that either. Root and H. Householder in t aversleep. All at once the Mrs. The last three photos published were of Walter Kauffman, W. Tool Room, J. Bauer in t :alled him and he hustled around, A. Leonard and Charles Wolf. Metal Pattern, and Earl Marti got his lunch packed, rushed to The three photos shown above are of Elbert Neff of the Paint clerk. Welcome to our famil he street car and was off to work- Shop; Tony Fix, Dept. 72; and George Weatherby, Dept. 67. Yours truly is still eating soi Not seeing any of the regulars but expects to have a fine set on the car, he asked the con °$ teeth before the next writin ductor the time. "11:30, last car Unlike Uda Schall (my compa in," said the con. Harry walked THE MERRY MONTH O' MAY ion in misery) I won't have six blocks home and went to bed. make any outlay for overhead. Now he has two clocks. VER since we had the pleasure of seeing the much-talked of Well, well, it sure makes a picture, "Robin-Hood," we have been singing the above title STOP, LOOK AND LISTE change in a man to get married. E over and over again and have the feeling as though we wanted By E. A. Weis, Dept. 14 Pete Klein is now wearing a to flit here and there. Possibly the singing is encouraged by watch The other day just after t white shirt every day and has his ing Robin-Hood's merry men consume so much of "that brown whistle had blown "Big Bo hair cut. October ale," and no doubt the flitting is caused by seeing so many Davis came out of Storeroom Gift cigars are usually consid moving vans about this time of the year. And yet this isn't a bad and ran straight into one of the ered awful, but when a rubber season at all. We are still playing the May-time games of our small electricians, who was goi band is run through them they childhood; we often hear the boys coaxing each other out for a little about 45 miles per hour. Da1 are worse. A friend gave Uda practice. This has been not only the fore-runner of the May-time was knocked down and it to Schall a cigar and he started to games of our childhood, but the good old American game of base about three men to pick him t smoke while waiting for his car. ball. Barnyard golf has become a National pastime, too, and it Outside of being lame for neai He boarded the car with said usually is in the month O' May that we first hear the clank! clank! a week, Davis is all right. Wat cigar going at full blast. Now of the horseshoes. yourself, "Big Boy." the West Broad Street car riders The Month O' May is made merry by music, strawberries and Our sorrell top boy, Cly are asking about the fire at the cream, fishing, golf, baseball, and a hundred and one things that have Gosnell, was married a she gum-shoe factory. a tendency to take our minds off the coal wagon and the click of the time ago. We certainly enjoy The warm weather is going to gas meter, for which we give thanks. Let us smile at all these things those cigars. Red, for which - bring the two Charleys, Holstine anel tackle our jobs with another smile, for surely 'tis "The Merry thank you. Best wishes for yc and Zinn, closer together. Look Month O' May." success and happiness. out for the fish stories. ^ Anything you want to kn< Right here we will introduce about Radio, see Inscho or V. Mr. C. Thompson, the Major ing under his Chevrolet. When Carl Ruescher says that what Mullen. Hoople of Circleville. He don't asked what it was Rickey said caused him to be bald headed Tubby Orahood is tickled look like the Major, but they "exhaust pipe," but we all know- was trying to comprehend what death because he is filling ordei have one thing in common. it was balogna he had bought Charles Holstine talks about just can't wait till the whis Guess what? for his lunch. when he hauls him to work. blows. A certain party met Oscar We asked Jewett Smart to give Uda Schall begs to report that Look out for Jack DeLaney Rickenbacher on market the us a joke on Newt Carmell and his store teeth are working fine his new Ford C®upe. We irm nttier rlnv ;nirl there w;)'; -A niece lewett said, "Newt is the big- and that his next investment ine he and cousin Mac will ha At the solicitation of one of the ' COUPLE STRUCK BY CUPID'S in the Morning." (Thanks f< iny good friends of Wm. E. DARTS the cigars.) Among the many nuptials listed by lomas, this is being written in the press lately, none pleased members The production bowling tea: mmemoration of the career of put up a game fight and lost t lill" while on life's stage of a narrow margin owing to tl tion at the Jeffrey Mfg. Co. loss of the services of Mgr. Ka e was congenial, punctual, Schwab in the last few game >ady, reliable and a hard-work- Watch their smoke next year. ? young man, hut he never led to celebrate a holiday. For THE CHANT OF THE lill," man\- weeks had two Sun- CHERRY PIE ys. By Oma Bailey, Chain Prod. Dept. His foreman, Mr. J. L. Sigrist, Do Gabel and Paul Critchfiel d all the rest of the boys of like cherry pie? I will say s •pt. 21 were sorry to hear of for as soon as they get in tl > leaving, but the}- all were de- Cafeteria they start to chai hted to know that he was to cherry pie and every time the gi :ept a more lucrative position passes them she gets peeved, tel th the Jackson Coal Co., at ing them to sing it. And by tr ik Hill, Jackson County, Ohio. time their turn comes for pie the are out of it. Tough luck, boy ttle Naomi's Cooking Recipes Follow directions closely and We have a new man in our d( u won't get irritated. partment by the name of P. I DAN CUPID FINDS ANOTHER Cunningham. Yes, girls, he hi Mock Turtle Soup -- Take a TARGET been married about four weed ce of white paper and a pencil, This could hardly be called the Bridge now. We wish you all kinds e of Sighs, yet Miss Lois Shaw of the •n draw from memory the out- Order Dept. seems to be a contented good luck, Mr. Cunningham. e of a lady bird; carefully re- of Depts. 45 and 9 more than when they prisoner, even though she is going to be Ask Bob Stevenson who tl: >ve all the feathers, head and saw the announcement of the marriage of in for life. Mr. Corwin L. Liston of greatest piano player in the worl t. Pour one gallon of boiling Evalyn Mess of Dept. 45 and Frank Canton, Ohio, who has come to claim is and he will say "Fritz Krei: ter into a saucepan and Neal of Dept. 9. Evalyn worked here the hand of a Jeffrey girl, is to be envied for eight years and was a loyal, faithful upon having such a charming partner to ler." 'inkle a pinch of salt on the and reliable co-worker. Frank has share his life term. The ceremony will On Monday morning Kathry d's tail before placing it in worked here about four years and his take place on May 5th, at Springfield, McCloskey usually forgets he • pan, then let it simmer two record has also been good. We extend Ohio, after which the newlyweds will be our very best wishes to them both. at home to their friends in Canton. glasses and has to call up a cei :onds. If the soup has a blonde tain young man and have him de learance stir it with a lead liver them. icil, which will make it more meal. Serve the soup hot with a Mr. Ernest McClure has pur George Greiner of Mifflinvilh mettish. Now let it boil for glass of ice water on the side. chased a new Moon car but says Ohio, made a trip to the Ohi he has no worry or fear of the o hours, then coax the bird Imitation Prune Pie — Take a Steel Foundry at Springfield fo future Legal Lens law, as he ex ay from the sauce pan with dozen ripe knot-holes, steam the company and says he is ope pects to get an eclipse with it. ne Gold Dust, imitation corn them, then peel them carefully. for all trips they want to seni Remove the shells, extract the Ward would like to trade a few- him on. seeds but be sure not to leave hogs and some little chicks for a an}- knots in the holes. If you can of shinola and a soldering do, it will make your pie knotty iron to go with his Ford equip and it will not be fit to eat. ment. If a bride, add 2 cups of sugar Mr. Ike Robinson has pur to keep the pie in harmony with chased a new Ford. Ike says he its surroundings. Stir briskly is very much attached to Lizzie and put in a hot oven. Bake but he cannot tell just how soon gently for six hours and then add he will fall out. a little Jamaica Ginger. Korky has become so attached Serve cold with tea wafers and to his Overland that he spends talk fast while eating. all of his time in the garage. Pete Suttner has purchased a PIG IRON GRUNTS new (Dodge it) car but forgot to By Pond and Drone, Depts. 23-27 measure the garage door, there The new faces in this depart fore leaving it entirely up to the ment are Messrs. Harold Carri- car to live up to its name. (Oh, gan, Allen Orders, Theodore well, what's in a name anyhow?) Rowe, Ralph Rutherford and Mr. The people of Clintonville will Romain Wittman, whose wife- surely appreciate the coming of was formerly Miss Marion Law Spring. Then they will be re-' of the Stores Office. lieved of the trouble of towing a Mr. Carl Hennis is back to certain red machine through the work again after three weeks ab mud and rain while the owner re FOUR MELSOPS sence with an injured foot. turns to his home on a car. iichard Melsop of Dept. 14 D is the Mr. Stropes was off three days The boys of Department 23 WE DON'T KNOW! ier of these four youngsters, that To begin with, let us inform yoi: ce the Melsop household ring with last week doing his spring mov wish to extend their sympathy to that we do not know what Pat Getz ol ry laughter. It certainly is a poor ing. Homer Anderson owing to the Dept. 52 was attempting in this pic :e for anyone to attempt to sleep Johnnie Brown said he made a death of his father. ture. It was taken on Groundhog Day in this quartet is awake. In the back clean sweep from Buckeye Lake Mr. Karl Schwab was made but we see no significance in that. are James and Bernadine, while in Last month several of our By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 In discussing the new neel ervice readers incidentally ANY times it has been said, as well as written, that God's gear so popular now among th lentioned the fact that they greatest master-piece was a mother. An angel was sent from fair sex, Warren Taylor, of th lissed "Keyboard Klippings" M heaven to gather earth's richest possession. He first picked Billing Dept. said he noticed nd after being handed a little a beautiful rose and next a rosy cheeked babe, and thinking he had special sale on "banana" hane eminder by the editor, we de- gathered earth's richest possessions he started back to heaven. On kerchiefs. ided to get back on the job. his way he saw a mother busily at work and as he watched, the- Smiles cost less than electr Miss Webster, who has had mother stopped her work to attend to a sickly babe. She kept lights and they make the horr harge of the Stenographic De- stopping her work throughout the day to love, cherish and tend to brighter. artment for the past two the infant babe. The angel then took with her the mother's love. The latter part of Marc! ears, has resigned in this capa- The flower had wilted and the rosy cheeks had left the face of the Miss Bicknell accidently slij ity and has been succeeded by babe before his return. But the mother's love remained the same, ped and fell in the Rest Rooi diss Melvin. and it was then declared to be earth's richest possession. fracturing her right arm belo Our new copy girl is Marcella As Mother's Day approaches don't forget to send her flowers in the elbow. Being 6 fee imith, succeeding Miss Good- remembrance of how she watched you when you were a babe and 2 inches tall, "Shorty" ha nan, who has been promoted to remember that she is the same mother yesterday, today and tomor some little distance to trav he dictaphone. row. before she reached the floo Dick Voelkel, formerly of the If she has gone to that land beyond the skies then wear a flower We have missed her very muc 3rder Dept. has been transfer- of white as a fond remembrance of her. and trust she will soon be bae ed to the Sales Dept. under F. on the job. i. Colton, and has been suc- We had another Friday tl :eeded by Miss Albanese. 13th in April. Miss Linder, i J. R. Warren, our Lime Pul- the Export Dept. however, er salesman, decided that he not superstitious, in fact, si vould like a change, and is now says this is her lucky day, as si rying out Production Work on was born on Friday the 13t ;he mining side. We congratulate L. H. M Jack Thomas, of the Stores Reynolds, our new Assistai Dffice, has succeeded H. D. Editor, on his promotion, ar Smith, Order Dept., who has wish him abundant success :aken up new duties in the his new line of work. This Chain Engineering Dept. a wonderful field for advanc We were glad to welcome ment, and we are sure "Micke; Leota Morehead Van Dyke will be there with the goods. when she again took up dicta It is certainly pleasing phone work in our Department. BEULAH AND LEONARD have Saturday morning ton This is pretty Beulah Farnsworth and her curly-headed brother getting the air Evidently Mr. Mahoney anel on a spring day. Leonard Jr. is just delighted to get outdoors to run and jump and around. We see so many ne his Advertising Dept. learned shout and chase butterflies and tear up the yard in general. While his sister is not clothes then. a lesson in correct spelling so strenuous she enjoys tagging along. Their father, L. E. Farnsworth, works in Dept. S on the night crew. when they received a memo, After seeing Rodolph Vale from W. B. Thrall, of the Credit tino in "Eight Minutes," f Dept. addressed to "Mr. May- ence if you don't get a cramp in ciate the following hot shots: new play put on in Memor: hauney." your fingers before you are Miss Bicknell: "I believe that Hall some time back, we su If kisses were poisonous the through with it." Is it any won is the noisiest bunch that ever gest that Rodolph stay cle undertakers would have to work der, when we permit you to came up to our Rest Room." of Marquis James, who wrc overtime. gaze upon said address: Miss Shelhorn (Dudley Fish "Who got the Money." in a r Miss Atwell has again taken "Technische Handelsvereeniging er's Stenog): "Well, they be cent issue of the American L up piano lessons. Perhaps she Braat, Caroline van Nassaus- lieve in ADVERTISING." gion Weekly. will play for us at the restau traat 75, The Hague, Holland." Miss Walker: "How do you rant some noon. We are glad we live in the land spell 'bevel'?" "HOW MUCH FOR THE Misses Kilbourne, Miesse. of the Stars and Stripes, where Billie (misunderstandingly): WATCH?" Smith and Wigginton are con we don't have to "'sneeze" such "D-e-v-i-1." By R. KusxiU. I),pt. 17 templating putting on a little addresses. If you have any trouble re Listen boys, let this be playlet entitled, "Gathering in It seemed like old times to membering Mr. Hammond's warning to those among us w the Nuts." Anyone interested see our old friend Dorman initials, just think of "Produc are careless. Louis Crinky in becoming a member of the "Round - about - the - Plant" tion Work" Hammond. trying to sell his ump-ste cast may hand their names to Smith, of Cleveland, who paid Miss Melvin walked out to the jewelled, half black and hi the above. us a visit in February, estab fountain to get a drink, and de ain't, pedigreed watch, monk Jeffrey Girls' Easter Dance lishing his headquarters tempor tecting a peculiar odor, remark wrench and hammer includ< was a big success—-about sixty arily under the wing of his old ed to Miss Hagerman, our type- According to the latest cens couples were in attendance, and co-worker Harold Hess. Dor- wire girl, "I smell something Clarence Smith and Dan J< the music was great. All who man has not changed much that smells like a skunk." In ters have joined our force. attended reported a good time. since he left Jeffrey—just the the meantime, Harry Halliday Gangway all you Fords, he The sweetest slumber is the same old "Dorm." He has had just come up the steps and comes G. P. Ross in a m kind interrupted by the alarm been making some rapid strides was standing behind the girls; Moon car. clock. in the past few years, and we when Miss Hagerman looked We are going back to norm Any man can get his wife's wish him continued success. around and saw him she said, cy when Mack McCann qu undivided attention by talking Since the advent of the Ad "No wonder, look what's here." standing up to eat his dinner in his sleep. vertising Dept. in their new lo Later she had an occasion to What is the world coming t W. B. Thrall dictating: "Oper- cation, if you should happen to go into the Purchasing Dept., We heard one young lady s UR Jeffrey Service artist not restrain a pang or two of bloc and carrying paid-up cy All Is Not Well. seated himself on the edge pity as we think of his dearth clone insurance for one year. There is a new deck hai D of our desk and asked for working 'fore the mast of t of hair. What will the poor The award is given for recog suggestion for a heading for the Benedict tear at when he gets nized ingenuity, sagacity, su good ship, "H. Supp, Jr." W ookout Page. His shaggy head his first bills for feminine nick- preme indifference in the face is him. Little does he re sting on his lank body serves nacks? We have visions of him of danger, and tact. Especially the awful fate that lurks amoi :ry poorly for any ornamental reaching up and grabbing hand- tact, for Bob Lucas stewed and the rocks along the Descent irposes for a desk, but we suf- fuls of space. Such a baffling frothed and tore at his hair but Avernus which all credit mi red him to remain while wc condition should not be permit never did find out where the make. hot up a think" for the heading, ted to exist very long else his old scalawag had been those Nice for the Kid osh, it happened to be April reason be endangered. May we three days he disappeared, or Yeh, we knew lot of 'em wou th—Friday, ye gods and little suggest therefore from our fund what he had done or anything. but we didn't think Al Salisbu: ack kittens, what a hoodoo day. of observation and experience The sly dog. would forget to turn his cuckc We mentioned what an un- that a wise and tough old alley clock ahead one hour. Cons cky day it was and he merely cat be adopted as the family pet, We Saw Them Saw quently he had to use his g id, "Tut, Tut." Ah! there was for these long lived rascals have Fred Weis and Frank Peter wagon to haul his son around e idea, why not have some of no equal as a safety valve once son as lumber jacks would make his paper route this particul ing Tut's friends grace the top one gets the range. a good electrician and bowler re A. M. this page? Yes, and every spectively. It was our privilege The Fish are Flirting :ture from ancient Egypt must He Was Practicing. to see them work out with a big If you are going fishing 1 ow some hieroglyphics with in- THE GRAND PRIZE for cross cut saw just recently. Each very very careful should yc -pretation. Fine, fine, what an April is cheerfully awarded to complained that the other choose a partner. The followir portunity, for hieroglyphics are Earl Taylor. The prize this "loafer" was riding the saw. They data sheet was made up after t e thing that we know every- month consists of a set of Bab- years of test. When Levin go< ing about almost. son's Business Bibles cast en were both right likely. fishing he wants neither pol Stop, Right Here! hook, nor line; all he wants is Earl Crumley recently bought good full picnic basket. new and glittering motor Billy Bauman fishes only c r. This in itself is of no im- Friday. irtance to you or to me but George Horst catches tl hen the said car is found lock- devil when he goes fishing. in the arms of a big burly Interpretation of Egyptian Hieroglyphics Don't go with Mike Bierly; I uck it becomes of moment to A Fatal Adventure Along the Nile, 1600 B. C. has press fits. s friends in order that they Perry's memory is entirely to ay take steps to prevent any VER thirty-five hundred years ago Nek-tiy-ah, a bold young convenient. rther mesalliances. Egyptian, crossed the Nubian Desert and sailed up the Nile Eddie Hopkins likes to fish hi O to Ghizek with his slave, Shi-nol-ah, where they intended to Why Sell the Flask? snores like a carp. steal the Princess, Toot-se-ank, the beautiful cousin of old King Tut- Anel speaking of motor cars Anthony Ruppersberg can ankh-amen. The princess was fair to behold and all worshipped her. is said Hewitson has begged fish; he don't know how to fir Her neck was graceful as the swan's, and her pearls were large as ger a worm. i bended knees every pawn- eggs; her jewels of the most costly. oker in town to advance en- CharTey Ford catches fish er At midnight Nek-tiy-ah and his slave jumped onto the Camel- igh on his Chevrolet to re- tirely too long for the digestioi obile (160Q B. C. model) and started for the domicile of the fair George McFarland's fishin uip himself with a new golf princess. But old King Tut was just returning from a poker party- tfit. Most of them were ob- days are numbered when th after being summoned by a telephone call from his cousin, and saw golden rods begin to bloom. H rate but the last one he went the would-be captors approach. Secreting himself behind a tree he sneezes the fish away. went so far as to offer: waited until young Nek entered the wigwam of the princess when Don't choose Charlie Baldwin 'wenty dollars for the soot, Tut took a hop, step and jump and lit astraddle of Nek's third verte his spare tire has already gon enty dollars for the coat and brae. Then Tut chased the bold swain to the apex of the old Cheops 68,000 miles. nts mit shoes, feefteen dol- pyramid where he fastened him with a silver chain. Ten days later Bill Bleucher is supreme au rs for the pocket-flask, but the sun had cooked him well and the vultures had a sumptuous feast. thority on live bait, foreign o cht ein old style nickel for the In the meantime Tut's pet alligator had completely surrounded domestic. i Dust Pan." Nek's slave, and the princess lived happily ever afterward. Fritz Coseo can't get startei Tear the Bills, Runt. till the next day. Now that Runt Liefeld is con- Shorty Bradshaw is too mucl anted with the responsibility nf a fistl patpr !/ Karl B. Webster, Chain Engineering The roll of new members for BUILDING & LOAN a day's work at striking chai le Chain Engineering Depart- By Anthony Ruppersberg, Building and Loan Secretary that when he stoops down an lent reads as follows: Davidson, Four Plans Are Offered gets up he doesn't know if hi ssman, G e r e n, Hoisington, LL employees of the Jeffrey Mfg. Co., their families, and back is moving or not. Mr. Hor. .older, McCreary, Moss, Poffen- friends are invited to deposit their money in the Jeffrey Build kins, did you ever try rattle arger anel H. M. Smith. We A ing, Loan and Savings Association. This association is for snake oil as a remedy? Chee ave not become acquainted with your benefit. The head of your department will gladly direct you to up, James, better clays comin II of these men yet, but if they the proper person to answer your questions regarding starting an and as Mr. Selbach says: "It i ill watch the columns of Jeffrey account or getting a loan to buy or build a home. The following the first hundred years that ar ervice from month to month plans are available for you: the hardest." icy will learn some interesting Savings Account, 4% nd amusing facts about them- "FLANAGRAMS" elves. Meanwhile, suffice it to Savings Accounts from $1.00 and up are cheerfully received. ay that we are glad that they These accounts receive 4% interest payable semi-annually, and any By H. A. Flanagan, Pricing Dept. Thanks to a strong auto to re here to help us keep the amounts from $1.00 and up can be added at any time to your pass and a weak steering post Eai lue print room and John Tom book. The amount of interest in this plan is certain and does not forking overtime. vary like the Stock plan. Crumley is here to tell us abot Certificates of Deposit, 5% that auto accident he was ii Howard Smith now has to as- Certificates of Deposit draw interest from the date of deposit, If you haven't heard about it ju< end two additional flights of at the rate of 5%, payable semi-annually. The interest on these have him tell you. The won tairs, since the scene of his certificates, like on the Savings Accounts, never varies. These certifi of the thing is, he won't get aily task has changed from Or- cates are issued in engraved forms for the amounts of $50, $100 or cent damages out of it. er Department to Engineering. any denomination of fifty. You can tell children most am Our old friends Poole, Ward, Paid-up Stock thing, but getting away with nd Yarecky, have returned. We Paid-up Stock is issued in blocks of $100, $200, $500 or any is another thing. Someone tol an not see much change in the denomination of one hundred in engraved forms. The subscribers to Vera Jean Allen, daughter < irst or last named, but Ward has this stock become stockholders in the Jeffrey Building, Loan and Clark Allen, she looked like h( gained about twenty-five pounds Savings Association. Interest is payable semi-annually at whatever daddy. That was too much fc n weight since we last saw him. rate is consistent with the amount of business done by the Associa her, so she went home to cr *Jo doubt his ability as a cook tion for the current six months. about it. iccounts for that. Running Stock The Movie Title Study carrie Ray Richards carefully looked The Running Stock Plan is the same as the Paid-up Stock plan on by one of our local new- ip an order number and then except that you may start your account with any amount from $1.00 papers closed April 14th. E valked over and called it on the on up. Your deposits are kept in a pass book the same as in a Abram has a fine collection i elephone; but we have never Savings Account and may be added to at will. The interest is pay coupons in his desk. He sa? earned who answered him. able semi-annually at whatever rate is consistent with the amount of the money is his if he ever ge All chess enthusiasts wdll here- business done by the Association. The- interest has never fallen time to take the coupons hon ifter celebrate the twenty-sixth below 6% in this plan. to fill them in. )f March as an international holi- Well, the Pricing Departmei iay, this being the date upon % has moved again. We 11101 vhich Harvey Schneider won his so often that the income tax co first chess game. He took it from SAME TO YOU, RUFUS constructs fan casings, to argue lector has an awful time findir Elmer Balduf, too. By Roy A. Francis, Dept. 43 the case out with Pat. Hughes Received a letter from Rufus is Welsh and you know Irish and us. Some one asked Ed Abrar Whenever you see H. Brooks while we were moving, how mar n earnest conversation with the Robson, a former reporter for Welsh mixed in arguments is Dept. 43. He sends his best re either going to turn out Welsh times this move made. He sa humble writer of these lines, it's he has been with the compar a safe bet that some battle of the gards to Ed. Wanner and all his Rarebit or Irish Stew. friends in the Jeffrey Co. He is There are quite a number of twenty years and never spei late war is being fought over in more than a year in one place. all its fury. located in a steel mill at Pitts new faces in this department, burgh, Pa. whom we are glad to welcome. About a year ago one of oi 1 Well, LeRoy's surprise party Ah! Spring is here and Mr. local banks started a clime sa upon his wife was a great suc Kline comes blossoming out in WE WILL TAKE OURS IN ings club. Several members < cess. It took her all the next a new Moon Sedan. Congratula KENTUCKY, TOO this department joined and di clay to wash the dishes, two days tions, Mr. Kline. By L. C. Mertens, Dept. 41 posited several hundred dime to get the ice cream and cake Mr. Walter (Whitie) Marden, William Glick is from old Ken This year one of the officers < crumbs off the stairway and the our good looking blonde shear tucky. He says he never saw this bank purchased the frai better part of a week to straight man. is rehearsing for a vocal any sunshine until he came to chise of the Columbus Baseba en up the house, to say nothing concert at Memorial Hall, so he- Ohio but that he saw lots of Club. Maybe it's goodbye dime- about the time required to re says. moonshine. All the boys in this Martha Carey came in 01 cover from the shock. But lay Dr. Halstead is relieving the department have asked Bill about morning this spring all dresse ing all jokes aside, we wish we Hon. Dr. Massie for the month taking their vacation with him up in spring finery. Needless 1 had been there! of May. We can assure Dr. Mas this summer. say the weather immediate] Some stenographer thinking sie that Dr. Halstead is compe It happened in the Cafeteria changed to freezing. more of her culinary accomplish tent and will look after the work the other evening. Joe Dowler Clark Allen has started to buii ments than the keyboard of her satisfactorily. However, Dr. pressed too hard on the cap of a his new home in Northridge a< machine, substituted a "D" for Halstead is not sure and says it's milk bottle. Result: A shower dition. All his friends are h an "R" and informed a customer incognito. bath and a ruffled temper for vited to come out any Sunda that The Jeffrey Mfg. Co. would Roy Berner says not to men Joe and a good laugh for the and enjoy the boating in the ce furnish a dough-faced pulley, tion his name this month, so we'll boys. Joe said he will be more lar. thereby giving Ray Richards a not. careful the next time. Dancing for fifty, sixty c hearty laugh. Pat Murphy some time ago We herewith welcome the new more hours isn't much of a tas Can you imagine "Big Boy" wrote an article on "Who our comers in this department. They for a girl when ^he hasn't an; Frericks wearing a derby? Well, best fighters were." He claims are: George Gallager, William thing else to do, so Martha Care \ RECENT and welcome After about two years in ot ~\ visitor to the plant was Art Dept. the Scripps-McRa Dorman H. Smith, for- Newspaper Syndicate made hit ;rly a member of the Jeffrey an offer to act as cartoonist o ganization. Mr. Smith began the Des Moines News, of De jrking for this company on Moines, Iowa. Dorman accepte iril 13, 1916, as an operator of and made good again and late ; 10-ton crane in Dept. 18 at he was transferred to the New; jht. He soon began to write paper Enterprise Association c tes for Jeffrey Service and to Cleveland, Ohio. ntribute some pen and ink Today his cartoons are bein ;tches that showed he was not syndicated from coast to coast t remain an amateur long. over 600 different newspaper: »out a year later his ability was And they also are reproduced b :ognized and he was promoted the National Magazines. Pic the Art Dept. with less wages up any noon edition of the Cc t with an opportunity to follow lumbus Citizen and you will se chosen profession. From the one of his cartoons on the fron page. -y start he made good. Dne of Dorman's originations The members of Dept. 18, th s our cartoon page, called the Jeffrey Service staff, and hi many friends in the plant rejoic ound about the Plant," which with him in his success. His sue seared for the first time in cess is more commendable be y of 1917. He set a high stand- cause he is a self-made man, ha l for this page which has made succeeded with handicaps and ob lifficult for his successors, Dor- stacles, and is working hard am n's peace of mind is often dis striving to do better work. Dor hed by the way in which we man is just slightly past his thir cher the "child of his brain." A STRIKING LIKENESS OF THE HAPPY SMITH FAMILY tieth year, and with the incentiv e of the surest ways of the ed- This happy group is Dorman H. Smith, former Jeffrey Service cartoonist, his good wife, and family. Some of us had the opportunity to meet Dorman's wife of his good wife and splendii : to get a letter from him is to and three boys, Phillip, Richard and Paul, a few years ago, but the new member in family of youngsters he is goini it sending a copy of Jeffrey the group is little two-year-old Mary. to occupy a higher place in thi vice to him each month. Dorman was a visitor in the plant during the week of Feb. 19th and enjoyed going over his old haunts again. We were glad to see him. cartoonist world. ?? SMALL BUT MIGHTY for one gallon of gasoline the Fred Weis, general foreman Peaches which says: "The cai By John H. Zeier, Dept. 18 man at the station asked him if of Depts. 20 and 45, and we be that makes summer last all th< he sporting public was thrill- he was going to wean it. lieve one of the best foremen in year round," so why burden th< the other night by another "That 1915 Ford of mine is the plant, states in his humble housewife with canning th< : of Promoter Boyles' spec sure working fine," says Pat way that "Every day in every sun's heat. ular productions. Jimmie Me Moore. "The other night when way they get busier and busier." We suggested a cage for Ro} la, the little fighting Irishman, I backed out of my garage there Among the many nuptials list Prushing and his dictaphone aped out of his class and de- was a cat in the alley. It did not ed in the press none attracted our but to no avail, and now thai ted Dude Stickter, the hero hear me coming and I ran over attention so much as did the Logan Llerbert is dictating we it. How's that for running many wordy battles. Altho wedding of Frank Neal of Dept. alter our first suggestion to the quietly?" referee warned them on sev- 9 and Miss Evalyn Mess of this extent that we think Sky-writ 1 occasions for biting and pull- We suggest to Herb Neef that department. Miss Mess was a ing would be much better. We hair, it was the closest thing he call Ike Topper to come and co-worker in this department for are more used to smoke than a fight ever witnessed. The take that old bus before some eight years, was faithful and loyal noise- wd all left with a grin on their one calls the humane officer. The to the services of the Company, We know now why so many e after Stickter asked to be poor old thing has the rheuma and her services are greatly miss women use rouge for we saw en home in his Ford Sedan. tism, spotted fever, the pip, and ed. We wish them success and the same sign: "Save the Sur die other clay Perry Waltz it has a cough like the con. happiness as they travel down the face and you save all." the machine he was working long, long trail together. While he was away some one WHERE IS THE FORMULA? ited it and when he came back By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 CANNED HEAT AND LETTERS OF THANKS did not know it. We won- Frank Peters, the general sales CAGED NOISE Editor Jeffrey Service: ed whether he would know his man for Dr. Peary's Compound, Permit me to thank my friends, e lady in the ten cent store announces to the press that his By I.. II. McReynolds, Stores Office especially the members of the t he stops on his way home medicine will cure almost any ail We thought we heard a voice- Hospital staff, for their acts of >ee if he found her painted up ment and he will have ready an cry, "Sleep no more." So here kindness during my illness. All the latest style? other for the market that will do we are. Let's go. that they have done is appre ne population of Columbus is miracles. We were reading in one of ciated very much.—Steve Carr, n to increase, if rumors are Hon. Bob Beaver is consider the papers, yes, it was illustrat Dept. 72. reet. Saxton is planning to ing seriously spending two weeks ed, about some guy talking of * * * ve to the city. at Buckeye Lake in order to re canning the sun's heat and let To My Shopmates: ince Charles Schumacher has cuperate from the mental strain ting it loose some day next I want to return thanks for ic into the real estate business of work during the last six winter after the thermometer their sympathy and for their has been savins? his nickels. months: he also irni>s fnrthpr pnrl has hlistpd with trip cnlrl Wit* .Q/\i\L, 1 t\ 1 L.KJL\ ivirvi\^u JL IJLV^l 11>U HIGH SCORE FOR THREE GAMES MADE BY C. KREPS By Harry Rowe, Order Dept. Individual Averages Not including Handicap E. Taylor 173.1 Leifeld 160.4 R. Smith 151.1 McFarland 173.0 Stein 160.0 Warsmith 151.0 Weekley 171.0 Reams 159.0 McReynolds 150.4 Kreps 169.7 Beem 158.4 J. Taylor 149.6 Willey 169.6 Geis 158.3 Warner 146.7 Redman 167.3 Holzbacher 157.4 Trik 146.6 Dyer 166.1 Rowe 157.3 Prushing 144.4 Bleucher 166.0 Schwab 157.2 Weatherby 144.3 Byron 165.7 Lohr 157.0 Moffit 144.2 Gale 165.6 McMillan 156.5 Stephens 143.3 A. Gerlach 165.5 Hewitson 156.0 Russell 143.2 DeBruin 165.4 Yost 154.3 Burns 142.2 EARL TAYLOR Salisbury 163.4 May 153.2 Glackin 139.6 GEORGE MCFARLAND Eaton 161.4 Butts 153.1 Dunlop 132.2 Hammond and Harris were Final Standing and High Scores Robinson 161.0 Lamb 151.2 Lewis 122.7 vited by Salisbury to come do^ of Each Team and watch production win t One Three Schwab thinks the salary will be ing of four good bowlers and Team Won Lost Game Games championship. "Pete" stuck raised to a nickel. Many thanks Jerry Taylor they took ten of Electrical .... 50 34 954 2744 out but admitted he could i for the ball, fellows; I surely do their twelve games from the Production 48 36 933 2642 cheat enough for them to win a appreciate it. Electricals, and their pin average Cost 45 39 941 2648 not get caught at it. One h is second high. It seemed that Sales 41 43 922 2665 But getting down to the Lea game was enough for "Mac," a every other club in the league did Stores 41 43 943 2512 gue itself, we are almost afraid he left to watch "Speedy" Doi their best bowling against them. Order 40 44 951 2708 to say anything about the finish hue. Hammond and Harris tc Blacksmith 39 45 926 2656 for fear of Salisbury. But at that McFarland, after wearing the a nap. it would get your goat to be just high individual crown for the Structural ..32 52 908 2568 Only those rolling 24 or m< one little game from the top most of the season lost out to games during the season appi N Tuesday evening, April position and feel sure that the Earl Taylor. "Mac" lost out the in the final individual averag 3rd, just before the final team ahead of you is going to get same way in the old league. If although more than 100 nan O games of the Bowling knocked off, then have a cellar he is high next season about a appear in the record book. League were started, "Carl Hugo club take you clown for three- month before the finish a plan The honor roll (the glue qu Trik," the well known flapping games. But think of the thrill it has been devised to keep him tet that stuck), those rolling galosh expert called the bunch gives to the cellar club, to whom there. A close-fitting rubber tie games, is composed of: G; together in the center of the al the season has been just one loss will turn the trick with an occa Kreps, McReynolds, Rowe. leys and proceeded to dish out after another. sional swallow. razzberries to the writer. While The Electrical Club consisting Earl Taylor finished with high The Ball But Not the Chai there are no "dark pasts" in our of Captain Harry Geis, "Al" Ger individual average of 173.1 for 60 young life we will admit that lach, "Dynamite" Redman, games. He also made high score There are diverse ways those were trying moments. But "Crooked Arm" Weekley and for one game with 253. any group of men to show finally, the real purpose of Trik's "Silent" Byron finished in front High score for three games one man their gratitude, app speech was uncovered as a big by a margin of two games. But goes to Charlie Kreps of the ciation and affection for w surprise and the writer was the it was rather rough going at Blacksmiths, with 615. faithfully done to wit: Lov possessor of an order for a bowl times, at that, and was a well Low score, eighty (80), for Cups, handsome engraved W ing ball. Their belief that a pri earned battle that the bunch one game goes to John Glackin. ches, something tasty in ne vate ball made to order wdll im from Dept. 20 won. (By the way, No comments, please. wear, or even a one-way tic prove a person's bowling will, we the order team has not seen the High scores for one game to Hollywood. But it was fear in this particular instance, 50 cents promised them for beat rolled during the season: E. to the embattled members of prove unfounded. After enjoy ing production.) Taylor 253; Selbach 248; War Jeffrey League to enfc ing the work of keeping the aver It is hard to figure why the ner 246; Eaton 243; Walters 243; Strikes, some times called ages of the season it surely was Blacksmiths did not finish close Salisbury 241. Bowling League, to give an agreeable surprise. to the top of the heap. Consist Messrs. Peterson, McLaughlin, "Ponzi" Rowe the original t We are almost tempted to run en of appreciation of the s for the office next year, as son. They Black Balled hin CHAS. KREPS ORDER TEAM ALSO RAN ONE TEAM HAD TO FINISH LAST This is the team that made Al Salisbury's Production five so quiet on the morn There are times when you give your best and yet end ua in last place, ing of April 4th. If they had as much luck as they had pep the standing would first shall be last and the last shall be first," says Captain Weatherby of —1:__ .. ••„„ ,„„ ,„„„ anvwav vou take it." From left to ri jcr r KG i SERVICE VOLUME 9 \JUNE, 1923 ^NUMBER K Sam Rosenfeld, who was ill UUK rKUNl LUVtR ence as to salary which is Iceej vith rheumatism the last half of June is the Month of Brides, Rice and Roses ing him out of the big show. \pril, wishes to express his ap- UNE, the happy month We have several newcomei >reciation and thanks to the of June, when a hun lately whom we welcome ar turses of the Jeffrey Hospital dred hearts are welded hope will enjoy being with us. or their kind attention to him J Did you ever try to loca into fifty hearts, when two luring this illness. Walter Leonard around tl become one, when the "Slim" Samplex is wearing a plant? If you don't think yc prefix "Miss" is superseded iroad smile these days on ac- have a job on your hands ju by "Mrs.", the season of :ount of the .arrival of a 7Yz try and see, as this bird is su pound boy at their home. Thanks brides. Whether or not the a busy man, and trying to loca for the smokes, Slim, and best velvety turf, rose-scented JACK him is like looking for a need wishes for the family. air, blue skies, soft twi in a haystack. "Shorty" Soiu was also pass lights, and golden moons of June are conducive to matrimony we do not know, but this is the harvest season when rice falls ing the smokes on account of HOT PRESS NEWS like hail and the neighborhood boys play beautiful serenades an %Yz pound boy coming to live By R. A. Curtiss, Dept. 45 on pans, cans, tanks, tubs, buckets, bells, and sirens. wdth them. Same to you, Shorty. Dept. 45 has a pretty fair ba Our front cover photograph is of real honest-to-goodness "Ossie" Curtin says it makes ball team and would like to pi newdywreds. Mary Elizabeth Houseman, formerly a popular him awful mad to have to go to some other department in t church once on Sunday. Join member of our Cost Department, became Mrs. Vincent B. plant some Saturday afterno the Seventh Day Adventists, "Jack" Robinson, and the newlyweds received a sendoff from or Sunday morning. their Cost Department friends that they will not forget soon. Curt, and you can go on Satur We have George Carr, w day afternoon. Mary has worked for The Jeffrey Co. since September 10, pitched for Worthington 1; Ramey Alspach is the cham 1917. Mr. Robinson is the city sales manager for The Hanna year, Dudley Call, who pitch pion official knife sharpener for Paint Co. They are at home to their friends at 2424 Adams for Linden Church of Christ, a this department. Bring or send Ave. Our best wishes and congratulations go to them. Lupton, who caught for this c your old w7orn out knife or razor partment last year, and a nui to him and he wdll make it like her of others with a fair repui new. tion. For games see Curtiss Doc Ogden has bought a Ford Dept. 45. Coupe. Now girls, quit your Charles Fisk has a Dodge c crowding. I didn't say a New He says the car service to LE Ford Coupe. caster is on the blink, but coi Bill Bleucher said I shouldn't to find out about it there is say anything about him in the maid down in Lancaster tl Service. Bill is a good bowler, Charles calls on every Sunel; doesn't smoke, chew or swear, a- -3 A very good reason, old man doesn't drive his car over 15 "Take off your false face, miles per hour, (on First Ave.), 220 yard class in the person of thing of an Inter-shop Baseball know you," says Curtin, Ch is never late to work, never lays Jack Delaney. In a recent track League this summer, and if so Clerk in Dept. 45. off for a ball game or horse race, meet Jack made the dash in five we wish to enter our team which minutes flat. He says he could is composed of the following: in fact, he is an all around good LETTERS OF THANKS scout, and I couldn't say a word easily have made it in less, only Heiser, C, Schlotterbeck, P., I take this means of thanki about him if I wanted to, so I he threw a shoe at the first turn T. Morgan, SS., Friday Irwin, all those who in any way help am not going to mention his which retarded his time consid 1st B., Fitzgerald, 2nd B.. Joe to cheer father while he was name. erably. Old stuff, Jack. Brown, 3d B., H. Stegman, R. Harold Brause, clerk in 14-D, F., Mills, C. F., Miller. L. F. the hospital, and for the beauti Jess Sedwick recently pur flowers sent at his death. chased a new ladder at the store who recently underwent an op and Umpire, C. Osmeyer. Now eration for the removal of his bring on your teams. —L. T. Davis. Dept. 14. at noon, and brought it over in * * * the shop intending to take it tonsils and adenoids, is again After an absence of several home wdth him in the evening back on the job feeling fine and months James Passwater is We gratefully acknowler but some one swiped it, and hid ready to make trouble for the again with us. He initiated a your kind expressions of sy it where Jess couldn't find it. teams who visit Delaware this new pair of trousers the first day pathy at the death of our w They intended to send it out in summer, as he is a pitcher of no by trying to roll to the dining and mother.—C. A. Fernald a a machine so the ladder would mean ability. room instead of going the way Son, Mining Eng. be at Sedwdck's home when he Weis of Dept. 14-D, is think nature intended. * =;= * arrived, but some one told him ing very seriously of going on We have all read of the won The beautiful floral piece wh where it was and the result was the minstrel stage. He recently derful work of Ty Cobb, Hans the boys of Dept. 21 sent Jess had to carry it home. took an end part in a minstrel Wagner, and some other big mother to accompany her tl Moral: You will help your given by the Brotherhood of league stars but we have a man the valley, to everlasting 1 friends more sometimes by Mayflower Church. in our own midst, who we be was greatly appreciated by keeping your mouth shut. A popular slogan around the lieve can equal any of these brothers and sisters; my fan storerooms: "Are you through men's records, and he is no and myself. Wc wish to exte STORE ROOM SAYINGS invoicing?" other than Speedy Gosnell, our sincere thanks to each i By E. A. Weis, Dept. 14-D If any of our readers know- otherwise known as Fleet Foot. all of you.—Peter H. Hofnu Have you heard the new song where we can get a good tobacco It is said that his time for cir and family. entitled, "It's Express," as sung hound please communicate with cling the bases is around 15 * * * by Clyde Cook, formerly of Slim Lyons. He has a lot of seconds, which is very good. We wish to thank The Jeff Dept. 14-G, recently transferred trouble in locating a chew every But when it comes to hitting, Co. and the boys of Depts. to Express Chain Production? morning and with the help of a this man is in a class all his own, and 47 for the flowers and S} We hope the Olympic Games good pooch we feel that the big as it is a common thing for him pathy sent at the death of < will be held in the new Stadium gest part of his day's troubles to tear the covers loose from the brother, Paul Hrjrnbeck of D< :« 100.1 *<• „.„ k^i;0„Q ,,.„ u.,,.o tt,„ ..rill «r,^ hall with his mighty clouts. 47.—Wilbur Hornbeck, broth "vv"v ** s /f LUNCHEON was served to about 85 persons in our Em- At six o'clock in the evening an informal dinner was held ii J ployees' Cafeteria on Friday, April 20th, when a group of The Southern. Hotel after which an interesting program was given The American Institute of Mining and Metallurgical Engin- Mr. R. H. Swcetser acting as chairman. Mr. Levin, our chief en s visited the Jeffrey plant. This body was holding a convention gineer of the Mining Division, gave a talk on "Coal Mining Opera Columbus at the time. tions." His talk was supplemented by both moving pictures anc lantern slides of Jeffrey Machinery. After the luncheon the party w-as conducted on a brief tour To gratify the curiosity of many who wondered what the Dugh our shops and then they were loaded into twenty-five mysterious word "SOPICA" was for, we might lift the veil oi omobiles, provided by the Jeffrey committee, and taken on a tour secrecy and say it stands for Southern Ohio Pig Iron & Coke Assoc the city. They visited The American Zinc Oxide Co., The In- Messrs. Gordon Battelle, L. E. Wemple, H. W. Curry, S. D lational Derrick and Equipment Co., The American Rolling Mill Belelen, W. A. Grieves and R. H. Sweetser composed the committee , The Buckeye Steel Castings Co., and The Bonney-Floyd Co. on arrangements. % LET US IN ON IT INTRODUCING A JEFFREY SERVICE REPORTER expect to meet the young man By John H. Zeier, Dept. 18 soon as Wallace plans to have rank Diewald and Carson him work during vacation. ap went out to the cemetery As soon as our Charlie Schu other night to pick dande- macher gets his garage built he s and they were not able to is going to be married too. back to work the next day 1 noon. We did not think PUTTING ONE OVER it would work so soon. By Earl Stroup, Dept. 26 0 more overtime for Bill Inspector Stoney to Mahlon ye and Joe Gerlack. Bill has Sullivan: "Gee! but those two ake the Dodge and Joe, his fellows have a circus!" tie, out every night for air M. J.: "Who?" exercise; their health de- Stoney: "Barnum and Bailey." ids it. Red Barker of Dept. 26 chang fe recognized John Hubbard ed the horn on his flivver. Harry- Vernon Thomas the other Laurie claims the engine made it in the shirt-tail army. We so much noise that the old horn ,v them by their feet, couldn't drown out the noise. ed Brown has moved to the Ignorance is surely bliss. from Westerville. As soon Some unknown simple tried to le gets used to the noise he steal Laurie's Hackett. After a •s he will not have to follow futile attempt he gave up in de kter around all day. spair. I'll bet he said, "Must 'a ick Merchant got the glad thought I'd play mule and take 1 on his return to work; he the darn thing 'cause it won't it was a sore hand for many run by itself. Delvin Allison, Clerk of Dept. larles Ruhl promises us a 26, has succeeded in taking the He LIKES TO IRY IN TrA£ SU ire of himself and his very crown from Rudie Valentino, at girl. They are to be mar UJMliE Mis PRLS DICK BeCRitS1, least in one village. One Satur tins month. » (MOT RBZZ-8EPPiEt>) ^jj day evening our fair "Sheik" was hile it lasted it was some- in the village of Sunbury, and Z awful for Frank Edmin- before the eveniner was done the HUWUKY iviuina IJ Pollyanna Wigginton, Steno. Dept. tative in Paris 'phone to inquire where the Reading, in the last issue, usually kept the muster roll, an bout the sad fate of Sylvia was advised by that clever gen Webster's bathing suit, which we tleman that musterole is usuall re informed was devoured by kept in a medicine cabinet, bt hat pesky critter known as the that in this particular case it wa loth, Miss Kilbourne was heard kept in the field desk. o remark that her bathing suit Mrs. Al. Keifcr (Billie) entei ; slightly abbreviated. How- tained the members of the J. I ver, since she swims mostly at G. Club at her home, 58 Hanfor he Deaf and Dumb pool, we Street, Wednesday evening, Ma iresume she will get by with it 9th. The first prize was won 1: .nother season. Marie Wigginton, and the se< Remarking that we did not ond went to the hostess, lave much dope this month, large pink doll, very cleverly d Vliss Atwell said she did not signed, covering an incandescei enow we were a dope fiend, and light bulb formed the cente ,ve told her that's just what we piece and the favors were tir ire when it applies to Jeffrey dolls in corresponding cole with place cards to match. service. HESE two photographs were contributed by Paul Schreiber, We had thought something the Jeffrey representative in Paris, France. The top one was Billy and hubby, accompanii about arranging for ice water taken in one of the most beautiful places in the world, in the by Miss Murday and her frier the early part of May, but the center of the fashionable western part of Paris, between the Champs Fritz, motored to Big Darby o weather man changed our Elysees and the Tuileries' Garden. In the background is the Eglise Sunday recently on a fishii minds. de la Madeleine; at the left is a faint outline of the Montmartre Hill party, at which time Miss Mr Miss Lora Hagerman, our crowned by the Sacre Coeur. Around the place de la Concorde are day found a small gold mil type-wdre girl, accompanied by eight statues, each one representing a big French city; the most dedicating it with a copy- her mother, spent the month of beautiful statue being that of the city of Strassburg. Jeffrey Service. Any one e May with her sister at Gushing, siring stock in said mine, s After the treaty of Francfort this statue was veiled or covered Peg or Billie. Oklahoma. During her ab with crepe and remained so until 1914. It was sometimes referred sence, the machines were in to as the "Statue in Black." During the war it was a favorite place charge of Miss Eleancr Thomas for holding patriotic meetings. It was decorated with flags and of the Order Dept. NOTES ON TIME flowers, and field guns captured from the Germans were placed By B. W. Gray, Time Dept. Walter Byers Thrall, who is around the statue. Now, of course, since Alsace-Lorraine is again Mr. Creviston takes the p; right on the job when it com.-s in possession of the French the Statue of Strassburg is free from of the Sheik. to adjustments, has joined the black veils. four-eyed gang, along with Paul Not long ago we called De On the left of the lower picture begins the famous Avenue des 18 and asked if they had a c Roscoe Hewetson, his co-work Champs Elysees leading to the Place de 1' Etoile, where stands the er, and we are sure the specs ored man named Brown worki Arc de Triomphe. This can easily be seen from the Place de la for them and they answer will not only enhance his charm Concorde. but increase his efficiency as "Why, no. He is a painter." well. In the center of the Place de la Concorde stands the stone Mr. Curry is the newest ad Obeliscpie, 75 feet high, brought from Luxor, Egypt, where it stood tion to this department. One of the girls inquired the in front of a temple built by Rameses II. A similar relic from Mr. Lathem has some f other day what white spirea was, Egypt stands in Central Park, New York City. and net being enlightened by carpenters and some of th The obelisque in New York City, was called Cleopatra's needle; the gang, Miss Goodman said. would make good birds al the mate to it is located in London, England. These obelisques "Isn't that what you have in your One or two of them gave ui are of stone and the sides are covered with hieroglyphics recording mouth?" demonstration while at w< the victories and triumphs of the Egyptian kings. From the bridge one evening. Kenneth (Smiles) Smith of the leading to the obelisque one can get a splendid view of Paris, inas With the spelling "bee" i Order Dept., has been getting much as it is surrounded by some of the best known buildings, such movie contest out of the way such good experience dictating as the Chambre des Desputes, the Tuileries and the Louvre mus will have to do some intens to his better half, that he has eum. Further on are the towers of Notre Dame and of the Sainte training (whatever that is) joined the ranks of Jeffrey dic Chapelle, the Palaces of the Champs Elysees, the Trocadero, and get in good horseshoe pitch tators and is assisting Starr with Eiffel tower. his dictation. We think Twinkle condition. has reached the point where he Mr. Holden mistook his ; needs some assistance, for the for his neck recently and put other day he sent over an empty collar around his arm instead box. leaving the record on his where it is generally worn. machine. We have some good Mr. Gee keeps the foun stenoKS, but they are not mind time. Mr. Pond clerks in readers. Twinkle. foundry. Mr. Gee calls Have you noticed how much Pond over the phone. Pon longer the days are getting? Gee—pongee. Miss Kilbourne remarked the Mr. Close no longer work; other day about 4:45 P. M. "Gee, this department, but you it's getting late early." hardly tell, as he seems to b< Paul Hewetson dictating: our office now about as mucf "This could, no doubt, be se he ever was. cured from the original muster One more radio enthus ^AAr-A to the alreadv-laree n A jungle scene on the Anclote The grounds of a pretty hor ver, one of the fresh-water in Clearwater. The lawns, flc earns leading into the Gulf of ers, tropical plants and trees a exico near Clearwater. very beautiful. HE slogan. 'It's Spring are so expensive here in Colum time all the time in bus. But even on the markets i Clearwater,' seems to Florida the price for oranges i popular here. You see it almost as high as in the citie erywhere and it certainly is of Ohio. ie, for there is sunshine and Alligators Live Long wers everywhere. The morn- While in St. Petersburg, Mis ?s and evenings are a trifle Wetmore visited the alligato oi, but the middle of the day farm. They have alligators o very warm." all ages and sizes, even up t Phe above paragraph is quoted 250 years of age. "Old Methuse im a letter received from Miss lah, whose age is estimated a R. Wetmore of the Advertis- two and a half centuries, is th * Department, who on Febru- most villainous looking creatur / 6th, left behind the discom- I ever saw," she wrote. Hi ts of winter to enjoy the head has a different shape thai •asures of summer, the balmy checker pavillions and a beauti Belleview Hotel on the outskirts the others; it is very broad at thi If breezes and the glorious ful Community Tourist House. of Clearwater. Several Jeffrey top and his nose is somewha nshine wdiich the climate of This park occupies an entire families have spent their winters like a horse's. His large darl orida affords. With the ex- city block and is located on the at this hostelry. eyes seem to be laid on top o Jtion of a little over one week highest elevation of the Florida In the lower picture is shown his head. They have two othe: Mit in St. Petersburg, her en- coast, overlooking the Gulf of a private yacht at anchorage alligators reputed to be 250 year: j vacation was spent in Clear- Mexico. It is a rendezvous for along a sea wall at the foot of old, one of them being kept in ; ter. She returned to Colum- those not more deeply interested the bluff in front of Clearwater. wire cage, as he has the habi 5 on April 11th. in golf, fishing, surf-bathing, etc. This sea wall and fill is the start of eating anything in sight rust lay aside your work and Below, to the left, is a view toward the boulevard system, We are indebted to Harr} us take a run elown into from the high elevation in front which every progressive citizen Ransom, a former Jeffrey em arida, stopping at Clearwater of the Community Tourist House- of Clearwater is how working on. ployee, for the loan of the pic a visit with Miss Wetmore. in the city park. Note the island Miss Wetmore said she always tures for use in Jeffrey Service Fhe top picture shows a on which is located Clearwater wanted to see oranges and By the time this issue is off the ime between two youngsters" Beach and beyond to the right grapefruit hanging on the trees, press it is likely that Harry, hi; the world's largest checker the open pass to the Gulf of anel she not only enjoyed seeing good wife (Marie Armstrong ard, located in the Tourist Mexico. The bay and adjacent them but picking and eating formerly a Jeffrey co-worker) rk in which will also be found gulf are the scenes of many pop them as well. It seems almost a and two youngsters will be ir r rious other forms of outdoor ular sports. crime to allow bushels of such Columbus, Ohio, for a visit. Anc C 1 1 I c KJ t, J. J forth in all her beauty, to start most readers looked only at hea Published Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey another year. The sap flows in lines and pictures. the trees, the flowers come forth Manufacturing Company In the rush and bustle and seem to strive against each American life we often just pi Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office other in Nature's annual beauty ind Field. off the top layer which, unfort Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. contest. The birds build their nately, does not always conts Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested nests, and lay their eggs. The Erom all employees in any department of the service. the nutrition found in the crei fish begin to swim the streams, W. A. GRIEVES Editor-in-Chief of milk. Many of the finer a E. A. WANNER Editor seeking food. The bees and all better things in life are unc L. H. McREYNOLDS Asst. Editor the insects seem to come to life. the surface. Diamonds and ge ASSOCIATE EDITORS Even human beings get that are not found on the surface, v. C. C. Miller Vernon Art F. O. Peterson restless feeling called "spring E. C. Home, Western Editor less there has been a gigan STAFF ARTISTS fever," which is after all only a upheaval of the earth's crust. J Harold Hess and Henry Ruhwedel call of Nature's to get out of the Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner though the billboards of today old Rut of Routine. She wants STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE display beautiful work in litl BY DEPARTMENTS us to get out our fishing pole graphing, the real gems of ; Dept Dept. R. A. Stevenson 3 Ben W. Gray Time Dept. and find some nice shady spot are in the art galleries and stt Ellen B. Schultz 5 Mrs. Pettitt Co-op. Store along a stream where we can Asa Weatherby 7 Mildred Kunkle Stores Office ios. D. W. Miller .-. 9 Carl Warner Cost Dept. wait for the big ones to bite. Oma Bailey, Chain 10 Irene Reynolds Adv. Dept. Cartoons, the funny strips a Kathryn McCloskey, Mining 10 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. She wants us to get out our ball, O. W. Evans 11 H. E. Eichorn Power House bat and glove, our tennis racket, headlines are not improp E. A. Weis 14 Jerry Gifford Laboratory Neither do we discourage y R. Russell 17 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. or our golf clubs, or perhaps she John Zeier 18 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. wants us to take a workout with looking at them. A genuine a W. E. Pettitt 20 Harry Rowe Special Cor. O. Snouffer 22 Clarence Burns Special Cor. our spade or hoe. It is Nature's wholesome laugh is good for ai Harry Barker 26 Jimmie White Special Cor. one. To see a man throw be Pond & Drone 23 and 27 Earl Stroup Special Cor. spring tonic and a sure cure for W. A. Loar 31 Carl Hugo Trik Special Cor. grouchiness. his head and let the laughter p Margaret Lorbach 32 Walter Bauroth Special Cor. forth is a tonic to those witl L. C. Mertens 41 Winifred Everard Special Cor. Roy A. Francis 43 Ethel Strader Special Cor. Let us therefore get out and the radius of his voice. And ii R. A. Curtiss 45 S. H. Henderson Special Cor. enjoy this, the most beautiful Harold Schrock Mall. Fdry. F. I.. Brownlee Special Cor. true that courses in journali Karl Webster Chain Eng. C. E. Fetherolf Special Cor. month of the year. do teach the newspaperman Marie Wigginton Stenographers A. D. Mahoney Special Cor. put the gist of the entire story DO YOU LOOK AT THE the headlines. Nevertheless, so DO YOU NEED CRANKING? she sweetly asks you, "John, will "FUNNIES" FIRST? of the good things in publicatie UTOMOBILE manufac you help me do this or that?" HEODORE Roosevelt, dur are found elsewhere beside turers added a comfortable before you lend a hand. Give ing a conversation with a headings and pictures. It wo A accessory when self start me the man that can anticipate, T journalist, remarked that if be interesting to know what ] ers were placed on their cars. that can see and will see, that he were on a newspaper staff and cent, of Jeffrey Service read Self starters make a car more wdll start without having a spur really wanted to reach the peo read the editorial page and c convenient, comfortable, and val sunk in his flanks, or a whip laid ple, he would prefer to be either ter pages. uable, but the same can be said across his shoulders, or his boss tell him to do this and that and of men. W- Let us walk through our fac that; give me the self starting tories. Our co-workers are of a type. Make Realizations of Your June Dreams high standard; they are the result By Harry A. Barker, Dept. AND WHAT IS SO RARE? of careful selection and culling. B- Even with this foregoing condi HE one month of the year tion some foremen find it neces that stands out superior to June is the month of June bugs and June sary to keep continually and T any other is the month of brides. The month of which the famous everlastingly after their men. June. poet Riley writes, "Knee Deep in June." They must tell a man to pick up James Russell Lowell in his It is the month in which the young men this certain casting, carrying it poem, "The Vision of Sir Laun- and women leave college to tell the world to this certain bench, this certain fal," has given us a wonderful how it should be run. side up, and a host of little de description of this month. He- June stands as the crown of springtime; tailed instructions that the man, asks the question, "What is so she carries in her hands the buds of with the exercise of the intelli rare as a day in June?" He says, promises; the time of sowing and time of gence that he possesses, could that if there are ever any perfect dreaming, for summer is just ahead. easily ascertain for himself. They days, any time when the earth June is the time when the wildwood puts seem to lack the initiative to even seems to be in tune with Heaven, on her carpet of green and thousands of little stars shine in close a door unless they are told it is on a June day. Every clod glorious sunshine; the time when the mother bird builds her nest ; to, and then perhaps they will of earth feels a stir of might, and the new bride decorates her home. ask if you want them to close it even the blades of grass are June is the favorite month of the year and w-e wonder w immediately. Does your depart glad to be the palaces for some Those who defend the reason why wdll probably say because of ment head find it necessary to happy insects, and he tells us golden promises of the month. use a crank on you or are you that no matter what the past of the self-starting type that uses may have been that we cannot If the youthful graduate, the charming bride and groom and initiative? help our being happy, because of the other dreamers of dreams find in December the realization June's ambitions and not bitter disappointments, it will be beca Your wife remarks when you God so wills it. they have all tried to make their dreams come true. return home from work that she Should we ever change the is "dead on her feet" from a calendar, New Years ought to School is out, home building is started and the June spirit is strenuous day of housecleaning be moved up to the first of June, the air, but the way to happiness is keeping this spirit alive throu or some other domestic duty. for this is really the beginning out the year. Are you of the type that begins of Nature's new year. She has June flowers will fade and the birds' nests will* be empty bul ttip rmwninc of the vear life finds its realization in faithful t hood sweetheart, Rosa Bergund- friend. It was the writer's privi WHO'S WHO thal, who also came from the lege to call at his home at 50 W. WHO'S WH( beautiful mountainous regions Tompkins Street about a year of Switzerland. Two children, ago and see a magnificent speci Mrs. Lucy Slater and Frederick, men of a collie dog and some Jr., have made their union a rabbits that had won blue rib most happy one. bons and silver cups all over the Fred has a heart as big as an United States and in London, ox's. Almost any morning, just England. before 6:30, you can see him Fred belongs to the North driving through the Fourth St. Congregational Church, The gate with his sorrel horse and Jeffrey Building and Loan Asso buggy. He treats this horse ciation, Mutual Aid Association, like a human being. For some and the Twenty Year Club. ¥• TAKE NO CHANCES, HARRY By h'. Rusi HI, Dept. 17 Harry Canigal has purchased The transportation and loco a new Ford. Now he wants a motion force in Dept. 17 has garage with double doors at taken on more power, namely, REDERICK W. RUFENER both ends.. Charlie Hall of Dept. 43. JOHN J. REESER Department 24 Why does the man in the Jess Davis, Earl Mowery and Department 5 "> WITZERLAND is a coun- Moon (Ross) specialize on hub Leonard Winnings have left our ((/^"">lIVE me a fishing pc ^ try known for its scenic caps and Fords? force. I T or a gun and I am wi beauty, and many tourists After a thorough examination Irish Doone is now working you," says Jake Rees re drawn there every year to Albert Mays has found that it on the night shift. Fishing and hunting are his b< aze in wonderment at the mar- takes an Ohio time-piece to keep Our last census shows quite a bets, and he surely likes to dous work of nature. Up in good Ohio time. Better get in few new faces. Bradford Cook, either. le Alps Mountains in the city touch with Crinkey's Ingersoll, Nevile Lindsey and Patrick Jake was born on June f Locle a chubby youngster Albert. Vance, who . recently arrived 1871, in Edinburg, Virginia. I as born on May 7, 1860. Locle Adams has taken to radio like from Charleston, West Virginia. attended both the grade a: situated on the boundary line a cluck to water. We welcome them. high school in Edinburg. I ;tw7een France and Switzer- came to Columbus for the fii nd. For the next nineteen H time in 1890, when he and I brother-in-law started a bicyc :ars this youngster grew into KEEPING THE YOUNG FOLKS BUSY repair shop on Spring Strei well-developed man. By Jas. G. Chandler, Mng. Eng, Dept. In 1892 Jake returned to V; During the latter part of the ii\T OCKEY BALL." This is a real live game, a test of strength ginia to get a much-needed re neteen years this youngster, and skill. Two sides are formed, the boys of each side pairing- and to oil up the fishing pc red Rufener, w-orked on the off, with the larger boy acting as a "Horse," and the smaller 'J and gun. The next year i rm for his father and helped one as a "Jockey". came north to Oberlin, Ohio, take care of the fifteen head A rope, with a large ring strung on it, is stretched the length take a course in telegrapl cattle that his father used in of the room at the height of about a foot above the Jockey's head e dairy business. In the year which consumed six months. H 70 Fred left his native land in first job as a telegraph operat e Alps and finally arrived in was at Payne, Kentucky, whe ew York City. It was a won- he stayed about four month •rful spectacle, this United He returned to Columbus ates, thought Fred. 1894 and accepted a position ; It was Fred's intention to go operator at the Broad Stre Iowa to work for his uncle station, remaining there about it he stopped off in Ohio to year. e a friend of his father, and he Jake decided to try his luck ; cided to stay here. He never farming in 1895 and moved I d leave the boundaries of this Dayton, Ohio, but this was h >od old state. undoing, for he saw too mar After a few years he moved fishing worms while tilling tl Piqua, Ohio, and worked on soil and he got the fever agar farm there for about five years. when mounted. With a short rope, connect the ring to a football, returning to Richmond, Va. Some time in 1888 Fred moved basketball or other suitable ball. You may tie it to the laces. He came to work with tl Columbus. For the next Goals are made by tying a string on the rope at each end at a Jeffrey Co. in October, 189 ree years he worked for the safe distance from the walls. The ball is placed in the center. A beginning in Dept. 5, where Jal minibus Sewer Pipe Co. On "Horse and Jockey" of one side compete against a "Horse and may be found today busily ei ew Year's Day of 1896 he Jockey" of the other side. They stand, unmounted, in the center gaged in assembling. arted on his career with The and opposite each other. At a signal the "Jockies" mount the He married Miss Emma Hof ffrey Co., at which time he "Horses," and endeavor to push or knock the ball to the opposite man in Richmond, Virginia, i as put in charge of our Jeffrey goal. If successful, two points are scored. The other "Horses" 1891, and they have one daugl ables. Four horses furnished and "Jockies" then play in order. Players must not hold opponents. ter, Martha Louise, age 15. The I the motive power at that time Grasping the rope, ball, or suspension cord is forbidden. Disobe live at 1420 Summit St. r hauling our Jeffrey products dience to these rules constitutes a foul, and when one has been de Jake is a member of the P the freight houses. Today big clared a point is deducted. "Jockies" then dismount, and the ball is Of P. T.nrlp-P ailrl o momkor , Mademoiselle Alice Repoche has b< stenographer in our French represen office for over two years, and has doi efficient work. Like Messieurs Sc and Violin, she is a native-born P She not only received a High Sch ploma but also one from a Com School. Although Mile. Repoche hai been out of France she has a good edge of English, which has been in considerably through her employment Paris office. three clays before France took up arms in the World War, August 2, 1914, Mr. Schreiber, through our Vice President, Mr. Belden, became the Jeffrey re QA "Visit to Our Offii presentative in Paris, France. It is needless to say he has made good. On Monsieur Schreiber's coat By FR/ lapel was a narrow green ribbon wdth red stripes on it and in an swer to our inquiry he admitted about 200 feet above the level of the apartment or flat hot that he had won the Croix de of the sea, and is surrounded by order, rising to six or seven st< Guerre, a medal for distin low hills. The climate is fairly- ies, as well as the public bui guished service given by the uniform, mild, pleasant and ings, are built of a light color French Government. He was healthful. Steam and electric limestone, easily wrought a very reticent and modest regard railroads give access to the nu carved ornamentally. Paris 1 M. SCHREIBER ing his part in the war, but we merous suburbs, famous alike for many theaters and places ID you have the good for learned that when the "call" their picturesque situations and tune to meet Monsieur came for defenders of the tri historical associations. The pri Paul Schreiber, our Jeff colors he answered and served vate houses, most of which are rey representative in Paris, as a private in the infantry. France, during his recent visit Later he became a sergeant. to the Home Office and Shops? Paris, the scene of some of To those who can answer this life's greatest pleasures and question by "Oui oui" we might the arena of life's most bitter say they met a charming and de passions; a city of gaiety, sun lightful visitor. M o n s i e u r shine and fashion; and also a Schreiber, who was here in the city of shadow, of mystery, and main plant from February 2nd of tragedy; a city whose his to the 12th, speaks English very tory is crowded with dramatic fluently, and the fact that he is a incidents, whose buildings and native of LaFayette's country is street corners are eloquent of barely noticeable in his speech. the stirring associations of the Madame Schreiber was unable past; and a city that, in the to make the trip with her hus present, is the goal of the tour-, band, but good fortune was ours ist's ambition, the objective point in being able to obtain a photo toward which the eager eyes of graph of her. the traveler yearn; the very This was Monsieur Schreiber's name of Paris seems to be a second visit to the United States. magnet to everyone. The years 1907 and 1908 were The metropolis of France, and This beautiful bouleva snent hv him in Pittsburgh, Pa., the Capital of the Department It is lined with pretty bi s is George Violin, mechanical engin- i Monsieur Schreiber's Paris office, has followed the development of the ! organization since 1909. He has lized in labor-saving devices and is a drmrer of our products. We regret unable to show a picture of his wife slendid children consisting of one boy, and two girls, Marie Therese and *e. However, we hope to have him is a photograph so that we can have easure of seeing them in Service. wide renown for the elegance and taste of its products. There are comparatively few large indus the Center of Fashion trial undertakings, Paris being more of a center of small work shops employing highly skilled laborers. Of late, however, a tendency has been noticed to s Dept. ward large establishments. Large factories are found engaged in such industries as the manufac lusement suited to the tastes ing was constructed between ture of machinery, railroad sup i means of every class. 1163 and the end of the thir plies, chemical products, soap, i\mong the large number of teenth century; since then it has dyes, brewing and liquor estab jrches, the grandest and most been frequently altered, and in lishments, china, porcelain, eresting from an historical its present state of restored leather, printing, etc. Small int of view is the Cathedral of magnificence ranks as one of the workshops, however, predomi MME. SCHREIBER )tre Dame. The present build noblest specimens of Gothic nate in the production of cloth Architecture. ing, gold and silver articles, fur energy. There is a Paris t Paris is the largest industrial niture, optical and surgical in attract everyone, whatever hi center of France. It has a world struments, toys, paper boxes, tastes and inclinations may be steel and aluminum articles, ar The young lady shown at th tificial flowers, perfumes, ar bottom of the page in th ticles of luxury, gloves, etc. In aviatrix costume was the firs all these products Paris excels stenographer in M o n s i e u the world. The book-publishing Schreiber's office, When the dis business of France is almost tant boom of canons becam wholly concentrated in Paris. audible in Paris during the re As a trading center Paris stands cent World War she enlisted a as the head of the list of French an aviatrix parachutist, am cities. It was among the first served wdth the American over cities of the world to introduce sea forces as well as the Frencl large department stores. forces. Very likely her drops ii Paris is indeed a paradise for a parachute from a plane wer< those who seek diversion. At much more thrilling than punch every moment of day and night, ing the keys on her typewriter and from all sides, pleasure in and the roar of canons mon vites us and beautiful sights draw exciting than the clicking of he- office machine. us on. This is the Paris that the traveler generally comes to The picture shown at the lef know, for it is the Paris that he in the lower group is of th< generally goes to see. Paris building in which our Jeff nue is to New York City. Resides this is thf> Paris QI-_ Editorial Note: On account of the great interest that was mani fested in the recent article in Jeffrey Service on the Rules of Eti quette, we have been asked to have other articles prepared along this line. If you have any questions you would like answered, send them in to Jeffrey Service and we will look them up and publish the answers in the next of the series. WRONG WAY RIGHT WAY to hold the knife and fork to hold the knife and fork .dEN ill public strangers Women may remove tri judge us by what we gloves at a dinner, and it is i W do or say. The exist necessary to replace them, ence of fixed rules of conduct is considered very bad form makes it easy for others to know WRONG WAY RIGHT WAY a woman, when wearing lc whether we are making mistakes to hold the fork to hold the fork gloves, to remove the glove fr or not. It is not only in our the hand and tuck it in at social life that our good or bad he is asked to do so by the Potatoes should not be cut wrist. manners brand us and make or hostess. into with the knife, but broken At the Restaurant Table lose friends for us, but today If you should accidentally up anel lifted to the mouth with good manners are proving of If at a table and a won brush your fork off of the table, the fork. bows, the man should rise ; considerable value as a business do not pick it up and use it. Cake may be eaten either asset. Etiquette is not a fad. bow in return. If a man is < The hostess, or the waitress, will wdth the fingers or with a fork. of a party sitting at a table, ; It is not meant merely for the bring you another. If it is un Seeds should be removed from very wealthy and extremely well a woman with her escort si noticed by her, you may ask for the mouth with the aid of a fork, to pass greetings, he should i educated. It is meant for all another. or dropped into the half closed people, that they may be trusted and stand until they depart. We have photographed and hand. and respected in business and One man introduced to are showing the correct and Salt, when placed in small in admired in the social world. other who is surrounded by rr incorrect methods of using the dividual salt cups or cellars, friends should rise to ackno If you should find at least one knife and fork. The knife is al should be taken up with the tip edge the honor of the introd rule herein, that you did not al ways held in the right hand, and of the knife and shaken over the tion. ready know, it will have paid is only used for cutting the food. food. you to read this article. We It should never be used to carry When you are entertaining It is bad manners to whis must confess that in looking up food to the mouth. wdth a dinner party in honor of to anyone in company. this subject we found out sev The fork is used not only in some friend, remember that the Never permit your elbows eral helpful things. eating fish, meat, vegetables, and seat of honor is always at the rest on the table. This is a ce At a Dinner Party made dishes, but also ices, frozen right of the host. mon error and is indulged in First, let us discuss the din puddings, matermelon, salads, At a formal dinner or at ban a great many people. ner table. If you are invited to etc. quets it is bad form for you to Sometimes the young busir a dinner party or are the dinner The spoon is used in eating ask for a second helping. This, woman is in doubt as to whet guest of a friend, you should grape fruit, fruit salads, fruit of course, does not apply to a she may eat at the same tabl< always see that you arrive strict when served with cream, as well drink of water. a restaurant with the bush ly at the hour named. It would as puddings, and soft boiled Conversation at the table men she works wdth, and r be better to be a few minutes too eggs. Raw fruits, except melons, should be bright and general, still pay for her own lunch w early than too late. berries, and grapefruit are eaten avoiding all subjects of interest out offending the man. It It is correct to take a little of with the fingers. Canned fruits to only one or two persons, or customary and quite proper w all that is offered to you, al are eaten with a spoon. that all can not join in. women and men from the s; though you may not care for Lettuce should not be cut with Upon leaving the table push office elect to eat together it. A guest at a dinner should a knife, but broken into small the chair far enough back from the same restaurant, for not pass a plate or any other sizes and folded up with the the table to be out of the way women to pay for their c article to another guest, unless fork, then lifted to the mouth. of the others. lunches. 1? MARCONI STARTED SOME but nevertheless I was n THING, THOUGH than startled to find a con By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 being put on by WGY and In every way and every day Radio receiving it in tones we get busier and busier, but could hear all over the ho Messrs. Ralph Hoppman, Jus The detector tube nor none tice and Ebright, the genii on the amplifying tubes were on Radio, get together occasionally the aerial was cut loose. ^ and give out some valuable in velous, I calls it. formation to the public. Mar We observed that one of coni isn't in it any more. Jeffrey Service writers and of the most efficient, is cont Speaking seriously on Radios THIS IS WHAT MAKES HIM STRUT for 25 minutes at least, the More than likely you have noticed how our plant engineer, Frank Peterson, plating putting on a playlet writer believes he has the best "struts his stuff" lately. The accompanying pictures show ample reason for his titled, "Gathering in the m in the city. The other evening demeanor. Huh? Oh no, they're not twins. They're the same youngster. Surely anel we mighty add or sug while trying to marcel my hair his neighbors find no occasion to applaud when he begins to sing a lullaby to to the Radio experts to I Marv Kathrvn, but iust between you and us we give the kid credit for her . ;„ „-,,-i„ *„A o UR Mr. W. J. Montgom By Carl Hugo Trik, Mine Fan Sales yet orders are orders and I L> ery, whose quiet sedent aboard his shoulders. D ary life is broken every We got under way to the gle ) often by a flying trip into the ful delight of the cheering chi >wels of the earth to test the munks and the sardonic amus ings of a mine gasping for ment of a bait fisherman. O "eath or perchance to take its halting step, with the bank seei ood pressure with that funny ing to recede rather than a ttle glass gauge they call a "U" vance, two steps, and I felt t ibe, came back from a recent first sickening qualms of mal tint with a tale replete with mer and its accompanying desi mills and drama. Mr. Mont- for eternal peace among t miery in an exclusive interview angels, three steps and—Phoo lis the following story: My mount, it seemed, had d 1 had finished my business at veloped the glanders, or the ho le mine and was returning to and mouth disease, because wn in a company car. I have suddenly found myself hurtlii ) doubt this boat was as land- through the air like one of B orthy as any of its more ele- Bertha's Babies, and ere int sisters, but as a seagoing landed (or perhaps I should sa aft I am bound to admit it watered), I lost all of that rece pired too high. A good staunch desire to mingle with the ange tie car—yes, but a full rigged and for harps I had no thougf irkentine—I should say not. but Sweet Papa, what I wou ut hear me out. The crew of have given for a raft. is car was as peculiar as a My trusty steed? Ah, yes, o mposite picture would be of duck-foot himself, my erstwhi y whole trip. He reminded navigator. He, it appeared, he 2 of nothing so much as a sort lost all further interest in rri synthetic chauffeur, composed his tug, his job, and everythir a bit of the height of Fred which was his neighbors. L had gone down to complete sul •obasco, toned down to the airy garment a time or two in the my feet now left me and I gave mersion and was making ba ace and piquant jauntiness of approved manner. I am sure we complete and utter attention to weather of it. He had a heav )gan Herbert. He got his would have been swamped with the height of the water in the list to sta' board and it looke rsatility from Dudley Fisher pilots and even a fewr police. hold, for it was fast approaching as though his bilge needed quic d Chauncey Winegardner, and But did the honest captain do a level which threatened to be a work with the pumps to sa\ i assurance from J. G. Ogden. so? Not a ripple disturbed the decidedly different state of af him from foundering. He fo > to his head, I do not quite unsullied glory of the said linen. fairs than mere wet feet. lowed me ashore slowly, talkin ow where to lay the blame, It clung to him closer than While I was thus occupied all the time. Talking, delibera t really I think it is one of Spark Plug's blanket. So into wondering whether I should not ing, monotonously, unendingl 2 few remaining chips from the waves we dashed and little- change the seat of operations, coldly, yet never repeating hin ; Rock of Ages. fishes stood by for their first my doughty mate was bawling self. Never hesitating—never Then the Fun Began laugh of the season, wdiile a his fool head off to a fisherman pause for breath. A very accorr We were traveling along at an cynical papa chipmunk on the up stream who was evidently en plished man when aroused! H sy rate and about half way to bank piped all hands aloft to joying himself hugely by not should have been a golfer, c ,vn we had to ford a husky watch the coming battle. paying the slightest bit of at perhaps it was because he wa earn, which was decidedly Coughing and churning we ad tention to the shipwreck. The not a golfer that gave him hi ift and cold looking. As we vanced into the vasty deep, at pair of them got' to be rather superb vocabulary. sed up to the edge of the river right angles to the current. monotonous, really. The skip maratory to taking off, I Weather fair. Progress favor per would bawl and the fisher Beautiful Fireworks night of what a wonderful op- able. But here! Hold! Wait a man would cast-bawl-cast, bawd- On the way back to the min rtunity the driver had to minute! What's this? Glancing cast, until I thought I would go office my companion was wors ike a hit with me at this junc- through a celluloid port I saw batty if that jackass did not company than ever. He insisted e by throwing out the lead we had changed our course and catch a fish or lose his bait. on monopolizing the conversa d taking some soundings, or were now headed up stream into Half an hour we stayed there, tion, which consisted of the sam taking on a pilot as described the teeth of the torrent. I re men, and just as I was beginning beautiful display of Roman can maritime law which distinctly monstrated with my Juggernau- to pray for rain to give me an dies, gas bombs, veri lights, am rs, "All craft entering strange tical engineer but he heard me excuse for swimming ashore the star shells. So I contented my ters, ports or roadsteads shall not, neither did he swim—yet. captain spoke, "Git aboard my self with the part of listener, am the necessary signals, in Oh, for a Life Boat shoulders and I'll take you safely I did my best to remember thi ich case a pilot will stand by I could see the current piling into port." choicest remarks for I knev be taken aboard." Now of the waves over the bow and the "Not by a damsite will I get that Joe Lamb could use them irse this synthetic mummy throb of the engine grew less aboard your shoulders," I says. and there may be an occasioi *ct to me may not have had and less as it finally gave up "1 weigh over 200 pounds when when Charley Miller or And} : proper burgee to run up, but the struggle and died, not with a ready for bed." Ruppersberg would not find ; ny another mariner has been sigh but with a mean nasty "Lookahere," he says, "I'm lew of the best amiss. similar straits and found the cough. And there we sat while captain of this ship and while There's not much left to tel 3d old undershirt an unfailing the water crept higher and high you are my passenger you're un or say, except that I wish tc swer to his problem. I do er about our amphibious craft. der my command. See?" have inserted in the record m} t see why, in the light of As the water crept higher so And out he gets into water to advice to budding Sales Engin >sequent events, my chauffeur- did my feet. Up and up they his middle. What could I do? eers—always have a change oi TUU Ii/ Irene Reynolds, Advertising Dept. Common-sense Rules for Knights of the Knife and Fork Tonic Honk—Honk—we have three N another page of Service is an article regarding table man Since so many letters ai peed maniacs in our department. ners. Miss Henrietta Whale has given us some answers to cards are received by a certa )ne drives a Dodge, one a Ford, eiuestions asked by our various Lookout Page readers. Read young lady in the Rate Depar mil the other a Studebaker. They 'em and learn: meiit. it looks like Russel mig ire no other than Dixey, Faye When can we lick our knife? Never, Bertha. be traveling again. ind Dot. How often may we pass our plate back for another helping? As Richard Butterworth says fi No! Stenographic Depart- long as the potatoes and gravy hold out, John. speed limit, in his Hudson, is neiit, you nee 1 not apologize for Is it permissible to eat peas wdth the knife? No, Sylvia, you miles an hour. Dick must ha i'Oiir harsh words published in might cut your mouth, and besides they invariably roll off anyway. been riding alone and his gre ast month's Service but there is Should I stir my coffee with a fork? Sure; if you use your finger hurry was to get to Upper A 3iie thing we would like to tell you'll get burned, Paul. lington or the Commercial N you, and that is "Ten minutes What shall I do when I put a hot potato in my mouth? Yours tional Bank. Which was are ten minutes." is a foolish question, Lucile; let nature take its course. Dick? Our Ruth was trying to tell us Should I tuck my napkin in at my neck? Why of course, Henry, that Mary Housman-Robinson unless you have a beard like Santa Claus. Rumor has it that Willia was going to live on Adams ap What shall I do wdth my napkin after finishing the meal? Put it Preest, otherwise "Willie Prees ple between Chest and Chin St., back on the table; the folks might want to use it again, Isadore. has gone in for baseball aga wherever that is, Ruth. If my soup is too hot should I offend the hostess by not eating We can't see why unless it's 1: cause he is trying to redu< We surely can say that Rudy it? No, eat it if it kills you. You might blow it, or fan it with your The boys all say that he play makes a good Sheik, for we saw hat Carl, or put a spoon or two of ice cream in it. a sparkling game in the fie him with our own eyes dressed When shall I eat garlic? Don't ever do it, Harold. with this exception, that he h in a "Rudy Vaselino" Rajah How shall I eat a hard-boiled egg? It's very easy, Mayme. to stop and blow every three outfit. It was pretty puzzling First kill it with a jab of your knife, then peel it and eat like a banana. four steps in order to get 1 to distinguish Vaselino. We On what day of the week may I eat boiled cabbage? Well, Jim- breath back. After thinking thought Rudolph Valentino had mie, it is best never to eat boiled cabbage on any clay except Wash- over the boys have decided tl returned for another 8 minutes. daw Tuesday,' Wednesday, Thursday, Fishday. Bathday or Fordday. a pair of roller skates will IK Dixie's mother told her. to If the hostess serves rare old wine and I don't care for it. what his playing a whole lot. T gather the eggs one evening. As shall I do? Please, Charlie, notify me at once, at 110 Drinkmore tragedy of it is, that instead she approached the hen house Road, Col., Ohohoo. reducing, he gained two poun she saw two large green eyes gleaming out. She immediately Mr. Dunn tells a story abe summoned her mother, father, Jack Regan going to Dept. brother and sister to assist her. ECHOES FROM THE Order of Dishwashers. Not much a few years ago and finding 1 After a thorough investigation BALCONY time left for baseball, Bob. furnace full he went out in they found to their surprise an By Ellen B. Schultz, Dept. 5 Jones is back again after an rage, saying he would have tl old cat with six little baby kit The morning of April 23 the absence of several weeks with an furnace broken down. tens. Oh! The eggs we forgot sun shone brightly and the sky injured arm. Glad to see you, to mention. I guess the hens was clear, an ideal spring day, for we surely need some head The "good fellow" is often didn't lay any that day, for Ada the occasion being the opening lights. asset to the other fellow bu1 said they couldn't find any. of our baseball season. Mike Dept. 5 extends sincere sym liability to himself. Show- Winnie, you want to keep your Haettel marched in all dolled up pathy to J. F. Polsley, who has other folks a good time does : apron patched so Dixie won't in a boiled shirt and white collar. returned from Huntington, W. necessarily help you, but rathe take it for a rag to oil the multi- No one seemed to know just Va., having been called there be leaves you poor indeed. Be ge graph. You know multigraph why Mike was so busy all morn cause of the death of his brother. to yourself, not selfishly, thou oil is hard to get out of clothes. ing, but as the day wore on he We welcome our new clerks, and treat yourself squarely suddenly disappeared. Carl Glackin, "alias Lackin," who Messrs. Drumm and Owens is a live wire, and the other, have a secret. Come on, boys, Gilbert Elliott is his name, eat let us in on this. Others have ing mushrooms won him fame, trusted us, why not you? so if you have a tasty bite, hide- Mr. Owens, our assistant fore it quick when he comes in sight. man, is forever on the job at lunch time. Consulting his fore WE ARE GLAD TO HEAR man's stamp (by mistake, we THIS presume) he informs us that we By Kathryn McCloskey, Min. Pro. Dept. are one minute late. All those who saw "Bull Dog" Our faithful foreman, Charlie Drummond at the Hartman Biers, is taking a much needed Theater last week, know what a rest on his farm. We asked clever crook John Lyons made, Charlie what he was going to do but it does not happen to be the on his vacation and he replied, John Lyons that we know. "I am going to live like a mil Messrs. Grant, Selby, Mess- lionaire." Can you imagine our mer, Warren, Martens, Kane busy men doing such things? and Gillian are the new men in Mr. Gunn came in one morn this department. ing last week wearing a broad Bernard Shoaf has been con smile and a new suit of over fined to his home for three alls. A little stranger had ar weeks by illness. We hope he rived at his home the night be has a speedy recovery. A TONIC FOR THE BLUE "SMILE, EVERYBODY SMILE" fore, a baby girl. Congratula Another new Ford car has The smiling habit is not at all han this young lady U acquire. Her l Herman Jr. looks as though he was tions. been added to the Production — J.. f„_ „ll —™„,c A V,„cl„, 1aH fnr is as pretty as her smile, Don ly Kingdom for a Muffler effect. He claims that the foe lost of the folks we come in A Three-Ring Circus for June bill has decreased considerabl tact with nowadays are either since then—the folks are all sea io bugs, garden enthusiasts, 1st Ring 2nd Ring sick and can't eat regularly. ermen, brewmasters, new dad- I am the ring But without me Then What? ;, or flivver owners who re- That starts this thing You can plainly see We welcome the McLaughlii Which eventually causes There never could be so many untruths, fibs, false family to the finest street ii Those bells to ring. A "Ring ceremony." ements, downright lies, exag- town and we are glad to repor ations and fictions so fre- The "Ringers":— that our dear friend wdfe's fear ntly and persistently that we While we have the ring that can really sing were unfounded—• the trombom ldn't believe 'em if they were And tell the whole world of this joyous thing, does not affect the radio in tin ing on the roof of a box car Not only this one, but of others to come, least although we may be abb led with bibles. Talk about While you with but one are forever done. to hear it later on when w< oks, swindlers, cuddle pup- We, to all kind, proceed to announce, open all the windows. , eve-brow pluckers, vacuum- As each loving pair the vows do pronounce, Just Can't Get Away from ded reformers, scandal mon- Ring out our song the true "wedding ring" that Radio s, nosey neighbors, mother- Bongity Bing, Oh! Bongity Bing. We thought that we had beet aws, cigarette spongers, 011- holding our own lately, with oui eaters, chicken chasers, and neighbor Harry DeBruin, or 5ed autoists—good grief; they working around the house anc When Will It End? Like a Ground Hog ce us so dizzy that we're will- yard, but our master's voice ad Yes, the radio disease is con Fred Sands has got the best to believe the world revolves vised us that we are slipping. tagious and winds its tentacles little old heater in his Stude- times in a day, or that the We Thought it Was Unusually or antennae around its victims baker. The only trouble, the tie swallowed Noah, Shem, Bright Sunday n, Japhet, and the rest. It is so securely that a cured patient fool contraption can't get ly a treat to meet an honest- is a rarity. We slung a few cas straight on the time of year. It When it comes to blossoming ;oodness baby that hasn't ual jibes at our local nuts and works swell in the summer and out in a new spring straw our ned to talk. now the cunning rascals have ain't worth a German mark in Owen Craig put Oakland Ave ertainly Not, Certainly Not succeeded in infecting yours the winter. ahead of either Bexley or Upper nee upon a time a radio fan. truly and his whole family with The Only Thing to Do Arlington. The worthy Secre owns a home-made set. made the sleep-destroying, cash-de We feel easier now that Mc tary gave 'em all a treat on Sun remark, "I can't get Europe vouring virus. But, like opium, Reynolds is handling the reins day, May 13th. Australia very clearly, and I it has very pleasant sensations. of Jeffrey Service and will prob Which is Which? s much trouble on account of She Writes Well ably advise Ed. Wanner on Our muchly - grown friend ic when receiving from the It surely is surprising to some sports, as we don't want a re Peterson attended the Foundry- •by stations," but this fan's folks to think that Carl Trik, the currence of what happened last men's Convention in Cleveland le wasn't Frank, Fred, Carl, Jeffrey Vaselino, galoshes and year when the O. M. I. horse and on his return confided to 1, Charlie, Tom, Arthur, Dick. all, can write such worthy shoe pitchers came up and his associates that the Conven n, Fl. Harry, Bill, Ray, Rob- humorous articles. We might knocked us a curve. He will no tion hall was two stories high, Otto, Anthony, Sam. Wal- add. however, that we have met doubt see to it that invitations one floor up and one floor down. David, Albert. Jim. Paul, and conversed with Mrs. Trik are only sent out to folks that That's interesting. rge, Henry, or Herbert. and as far as we are concerned we can trim, if there are any And Ice is Soft . S.—Or Wesley. the mystery is solved. such. About twice every month Your Alibis Working, Dr. A Chance They Take More Up Than Down, Perhaps Tony Fix glides into our office an you all keep a secret? Our Al Salisbury is doing wonders Our faithful co-worker, John with a fire in his eyes that no ling friend, Dr. Jack Means, with some of Rollie Lee's dis Daniels, has a stunt that might Pyrene can extinguish. That old fided to us the other day that carded golf clubs; we only hope be well to pass along. He boy still insists that his pajamas heart is heavy with fear, that they don't get disgusted painted the kitchen ceiling anel do not have any polka dot de i. Jack Means has taken up with him. fortunately got an ocean wave sign, but just a striped or zebra and the Pro. predicts that effect. And furthermore, he sax- will trim him with ease after he isn't "hardboiled." Well, ttle more seasoning. In the then, Easter aigs are mushy. nwhile Doc is practicing— THESE BOOKS ARE FREE Spend Less for Pretzels :t icing—practicing. Stop in the Hospital and Get One We don't know how happy Lookout, Hard Shells Summer time is the season of the most intestinal disturbances. "six cents worth of pretzels and le understand that Vic Maass Most of our troubles of this nature are caused by a germ bacteria- some hootch" would make our McDaniels anel several By swatting the common house fly, taking proper steps to insure average reader, but the Employ -is are just breaking out with clean foods, water, and hands, we can save much discomfort, time, ment Office folks seem to keep turtle itch—the only remedy and money. A package of small booklets on Intestinal Disorder is a perpetual smile on their face PLEASURE By W. A. Loar, Dept. 31 large machine. Wednesday night off was glad Na', na', this isn't a picture Some scenario writers an ic-ws to several men in this de- 1 of Sir Harry short-story writers receive se •artment, especially so to Elmer Lauder as you at eral dollars a line for their cop -5ond. Elmer says he believes first would believe, People who do not follow th he saying "Work before pleas- but our own Thom profession think this is an eas ire," but that he has been so as (Scotty) Gra ham of the Plumb and quick way to make b: >usy of late that he has not been ing Dept. Scotty money. Don't be deceived! O ible to overtake pleasure, even was the headliner on ten a single line, or perhaps eve vith his new auto. Too bad the a very interesting T a w ord, requires many hours i irst Wednesday had to be such program given by clays of hard effort. i disagreeable night. The Mutual Aid Association at their The man pushing a broom, < Be optimistic, think of Jonah, annual meeting and piling up castings, or swinging banquet o n May le was all in. sledge does more actual hai We did not intend to impose 8th. His imper sonations were very work than the expert median .ipon our noble inspector but clever. Those of us or smith, and receives conside noticing such a striking resem who have seen Sir ably less money for it, but r Harry could readily blance between him and Harry member, Mr. Jeffrey Employe Neyman we discovered the Jeff see how ably Scot- ty's impersonations that the mechanic or smith servi rey "Mike and Ike," they look were executed. many years in doing harder ph alike, boys. Scotty, as he is sical work and for less pay Most of us know that the base best known by his order to be able to hold his pre ball season has been opened. associates in the plant, was born and cut job. Perhaps you enjoyed the opening raised in Edinburgh, game, but no one enjoyed it Scotland, having One Sunday morning we wal more than our Bill Harrison, come to this coun ed through a big woods. Sd y who in the company of John try in 1909 with his w e discovered that when A mother and two spoke in a certain place an ec Geygan, saw his first game of the brothers. One of great American sport. John was these brothers, Rob could be heard. We shouted, a good coach, as Bill knew how ert, works in Dept. "Gwan, you big bum!" to tell us about it that evening. 73. Scotty has an And faintly came the reply, Perhaps we can persuade him to other brother that "Gwan, you big bum!" is still in Scotland. tell us about the national game The voice of the echo sound of England, soon. rude to us, and then we realiz June, the month of brides and these words were from our o^ weddings, is now upon us, but as the sea of matrimony, or of could not give or get good news. lips. It caused us to laugh lo yet we know of no one in this much-money. All the men were giving their and long and soon the echo se department who has surrendered Voice over phone, "Is your best to get out all those ma back a laugh. A thought cai his freedom. Cupid hasn't much clock running?" chines for Al. to us. We get what we give, chance in 31. Guess most of the Runt Preest, looking upon the Some people can accomplish Mr. Jeffrey Man, that mea boys have already leaped into wall, "Yes, sir." things wdth their heads, others in your daily work as well Pearl Simeister says it may be do it with the heart, while some elsewhere, too. all right to listen to a woman. must rely on their hands. Doing but always look in your gasoline things and getting results with tank for yourself. We are not any of the three is well and telling how far Pearl had to good, but if one gets results walk. with one how much more will A number of our boys have you get by using all three. We been experiencing sickness either only get out of life just what themselves or some one at their we put into it. The old saying home, but we are glad to see of, "all things come to him who them all back to work again. waits," may be all right, too, but We have found that Mr. Pack- while you are waiting you must ham's hobby is baseball, and he be doing something to get to says you can find him any day the goal or you will die waiting. Columbus is at home and he is Dept. 31 believes in doing not working, in a box at first things. base. He thinks the Senators Fred Butler has made a great ought to land second place. discovery. It may have been by This department is a busy one radio. He has found the three- and every one seems to think he most useless things in the world. hasn't time to give us a write- Ask him, we don't care to tell. up. We have asked several VISITOR FROM ENGLAND Mr. Wilfrid J. Leonard, engineer for about their hobbies, sports and Recently we read a poem about MUTUAL AID PRESIDENT The Lambton and Hetton Collieries Co., enjoyments and have the promise an auto tragedy due to a faulty Mr. Earl McCombs was elected Pt Ltd., of England, was a visitor in our of two for an article in the near steering wheel. The poet won dent of The Mutual Aid Associatior plant for two weeks during May. He future. One man is planning on dered how the workman must the annual meeting, Tuesday even is the engineer for two of the forty May 8th. He succeeds Mr. Al SI mines which his company operates in a fishing trip. Bet we get a have felt who made the faulty maker, who has held the office for the northern part of England. Mr. story then. steering wheel. If every Jeffrey past four years. Mr. McCombs Leonard was looking into the question Fine work is that in which the man could see the inconvenience, been a member of the association s he first came to work here and up to of the modification of our Longwall head, the hand, and heart go the expense and the hazard Mining Machines to enable them to be time of his election" was a director created by his negligence or in- ---J .. „f tl,« *,m„ ,,. ,„ 2rruI,|l together, so you see why we Depts. 8 and 40, taking a very ac «•«• ., u„ 1.1 „OQ +k-jf nnlv «- ~-~4..o , Kr,rincr mill me, tne month ot brides and So come back next year and :s. How those words thrill you will find us ready and eager vith life, hope and happiness. to get our fishing pole limbered up. Just come and rap on our 0 be needed, to be necessary, STORY be of service to some one, HENDERSON door, you'll find us sticking e are the things that count. around. may be driven by necessity, By S. H. Henderson, Dept. 73 rht in the maze of household s, responding almost to the Now that the winter months it of exhaustion to the ever- are over, every one starts think easing demand upon our ing about a vacation and just ngth, and yet way down in when and where to spend it. hearts would not change it ELLEN ETHEL Some like to take it early and e could. We may have lost SCHULTZ STRADER they take the risk of bad weather, 1 and hope, another hand others like their vacation late have received the reward after the hottest part of summer which we long have toiled, is over, but I think June is the who is there among us so most suitable month, especially seel and beaten who does not Greetings, good old June; we certainly do like to catch them. if you are preparing to spend ish in his heart the memory are certainly glad to see you For this reason, June, we think part of your vacation in the Dses, moonlight nights, when back. You have been gone al you are the best month of them country. That is the time of the hing eyes looked up in his most a year and it seemed so all. We are always anxious to year the country is the most en ? long. We have stood for so have you come around. joyable and the most healthful. hough years may dim the many things during your so Now we can listen to the ring Long walks on a June morn t, and passing winters leave journ. We have sweated in the ing of the wedding bells and to ing are not only beneficial, but • frost upon the hair, the heat of August; we have stood the birds that warble on the so much different from your ranee of roses will forever for lots of slush and snow; we bough. June, you are the glad every day life during the winter 11 the days when love was have even worn galoshes on our month of the year, for school is Of course there are plenty of lg and life wras in perpetual feet and quietly watched our coal out and then comes that longed- summer resorts and the like, lg. And after all what is pile dwindle clown to nothing. for vacation for the school chil where you can spend your vaca applause of a multitude or But it is all over now, and like dren. We like to see the blush tion, boating, swimming or possession of all the luxuries many other things when they are ing brides, they seem so happy in dancing, but my idea of a real money can buy compared over they have not been so bad June, and this is and always has vacation is to spend it in the he three simple words, "I after all. We don't care, for been their month. We like to country away from all the noise. : You?" June is with us now and we can see all the flowers in bloom and By Ethel Strader, Routing and Rate By Ellen B. Schultz, Dept. 5 sing of the fish that bite, for we everything so pretty and fresh. Department % GRAUMAN TO THE down the H. C. L., Smitty? thin running around getting lunch money, make a bet on the RESCUE Unexpected things happen, and transfers. Keep it up, Herb. ball game with Nessersmit. He Mildred Kunkle, Stores Office. they happen quick. One morn You'll be a transfer man when is some good meal ticket. )w that Leon (Mac) Mc- ing Dutch was seen with a new you grow up. Anyone interested in race lolds has left our office to auto cap, and the next morning Paul says, "A dictionary won't horses see Jim Martin. Jim has me assistant editor, it is up we heard he had a Chevrolet. do you any good if you can't a keen knowdedge of what race e to keep up the good work Next thing we hear he'll be spell the words." Ain't you horses can do to men who fol tarted. Just when you get leading man in, "the Chimes of right? low them. btomed to people and their Chevrolet." How about it, The Advertising Department Some one played a mean trick i of working and then have Dutch? was wondering what the noise on Leo Secrist when they told i suddenly snatched away, Another one looking for trou above them was. Pretty big ac him he could sing. The general :s "an awfully empty, ble. Frank Miller buys a new- cident. Mary Hector and Bob opinion in Dept. 9 is that Leo dng sort of sensation," but Ford. Hayes fell off their chairs. should join the boys in Store they say, every cloud has a A certain man wants an order There are so many ways that room A in forming a quartette r lining. Along comes for thirty eyes. He must be one can be injured that we can to razz the umpire. ch" Grauman to take his going to Atlantic City on his va only say "be careful." Please note. A liberal reward :. We offer our sincerest cation. is being offered by the shiny ratulations, Mac, and may Intermission, for a selection DELIRIUMS FROM NINE tops in this department for a succeed in all your under- rendered by Mr. Smith entitled, By D. W. Miller, Dept. 9 sure cure for their ailments. It's gs. "Way Down Yonder in New Our old friend E. J. Smart has too late for Herpicide. is indeed a happy privilege Orleans." been stung by the "auto bee," Bring on your roasting ears. ttroduce to the readers of It has been a mystery to us and has the fever bad. His tem Yours truly's store teeth are ey Service the following what has been on Mr. Chase's perature reached 1000 in the working fine anel I am anxious co-workers: Edwin F. Del- mind, while looking for Pipe shade, he became delirious, went to try them out on real stuff. ck, Frank Miller, Robert J. Plugs. After great difficulty in up town and ordered a brand Let me know in advance so I nt and Gerald Cheeseman. locating them, Thomas of the new and up to date Chevrolet. won't forget and leave them at anted: A couple of rat Order Dept. calls Terre Haute, Leo Secrist, Watson and Bur- home. . Well, anyway, Wellman when Chase suddenly discovers goon are also victims of the same Forest Drake is enjoying Ford t get hungry one day, for he has them in his ledgers. Be deadly insect, but the fever did ownership. Drake started out ats brought him a nice as- careful, Chase, or there will be not go so high. They are get the other Sunday and got 15 lent of cakes and candy, a doubting Thomas. ting Fords. We are sure that miles out when the flivver stop e of the young men in our Our genial friend Lotabel By- after they learn to drive the ped. Forest worked, coaxed and has formed a bad habit; he ers has left for Akron to join the flivvers they will buy automo- cussed but rode the traction back . f^.-i. * 1- 1 «- I I xJ Receipts Disbursements 1 )ues $ 5,977.50 Sick Benefit Sick Benefits $5,359.00 Initiation Fees 319.00 May. 1922 $ 420.00 Funeral Exp 1,050.00 Sick Benefit Refund 35.00 June 305.00 Officers' and Di- Interest on deposit to January 1st 184.57 July 340.00 rectors' Dues.. 72.00 August 293.00 Dependent $ 6,516.07 September 292.00 Members'Dues 4.00 October 300.00 Printing 29.8:) Cash on hand May 1, 1922 3,564.97 November 320.00 Supplies 9.2? December 290.50 Physical Exam.. 5.00 Total Receipts 6,516.07 January, 1923 .... 588.50 Sick Committee February 716.50 Service 50.00 Grand Total $10,081.04 March 698.00 Secy, and Treas. April 795.50 Service 195.00 Total Disbursements 6,774.05 $5,359.00 $6,774.05 Cash on hand May 1. 1923 $ 3,306.99 Compariso n The Following Members Died during the Year Cash on Dept. 43—J. A. Smith *J. T. Knoderer Year ending Receipts Expenses Hand Members Dept. 3—Larkin Rumsey *Paul Ratkovic May 1, 1922.. $8,036.25 $7,837.75 $3,564.97 735 Dept. 3—A. P. Hodes *George Stover May 1, 1923. 6,516.07 6,774.05 3,306.99 914 Dept. 50—Herman Kaestner * Indicates that member had left employ of company. $1,520.18 $1,063.70 $257.98 179 Ramona Berlew, / E. A. Wanner, > Auditing Committee. Respectfully submitted, T. P. Burke, I J. B. PAUL, Secy, and Treas. N May 8, 1923, the annual BANQUET AND PROGRAM PLEASED ALL Ernest of the Billing Departr meeting of the Jeffrey- By Orville Snouffer, Dept. 22 played the accompaniment Mutual Aid Association who has served faithfully and spite of the razzing by his asso these Scotch selections. was held before a goodly crowd well for many years, extended ciates in the Plumbing Dept. The last on the program of 64 members and directors. his thanks to the members of the During one of his songs he wore the cream of the affair, howe Thanks to Miss Wagner our association for their splendid false whiskers that were hooked and took the place as "heae Dietitian, and her able staff, for spirit of co-operation during his over his ear in such a way as to attraction." Master Jack S the banquet, which was quite a terms of office. give one the idea that the ear ick and Little Merdith That success. Fortunately we were Ramona Berlew of the Ac was either going to be pulled out were the two Juvenile ai warned to save room for straw counting Dept. rendered a song or broken off or both. It was that surely took fine. berry shortcake or we would entitled "Sheep and Lambs" and a big relief when he came back Merdith first appeared i have been like some living-room did it so well that she made us without them, meaning the gingham frock but later she • furniture—overstuffed. all feel kind o' sheepish. Miss whiskers, not the ears. a pretty pink—gosh, what do The business meeting was Berlew deserves much credit, These three songs were pleas call 'em, fairy gown I g held after the "feed" and the and we congratulate her and ing, "My lassie in Ohio," Jack wore an old straw hat, election of officers resulted in wish to say we never heard her "Roamin' in the gloamin'," and dana, and overalls for his Mr. Earl McCombs being elect sing better in all the time we "When I was twenty-one." At song and dance but later he ed president for the coming year, have known her. Miss Adah first he experienced difficulty but peared in a silk stovepipe Miss Kidwell re-elected vice- Birch played the accompani finally he persuaded all of us to and dress suit. The accom president, and Mr. Joe Paul as ment. sing the chorus to his last song, ment for these junior enter secretary anel treasurer. Mr. Thomas (Scotty) Graham also "We'll all gae hame the same ers was played by Miss E Shoemaker, retiring president, did splendidly. His impersona way, we'll all go round the mill." Hunter. tion of Harry Lauder was fine Those who couldn't sing, either and his singing was excellent, in hummed or whistled. Grace ?> '' - '. '.'Ai By Mildred Kunkle, Stores Office Our Front Cover Speed Gosnell won't be Good morning. How are you When There's Little Fishes in the Brook any more as he is leaving Lii thinking today? You answer HEN we wore knee pants the That old train sure held Go that question and I can tell you sight of a lawnmower made up many times. Get up ii how you are feeling. If you woke W us as happy as a red flag does mornings, Red, and don't b up tired, blue, worried and gen a bull. It just spoiled the day for us, your tardiness on the train. '. erally out of sorts and didn't im especially when we thought the bass your record clean. mediately change the chemistry were bitin' down by the willow tree. Jack Delaney is workin of your thoughts your breakfast Gee, that was a holy place almost. the Saw Shed now under won't agree wdth you, you'll have Shady, cool and completely concealed Little. We congratulate indigestion, upset nerves and a from the road and footpath so that no upon his promotion and kno headache. So let's be good sports one or nuthin' bothered us 'ceptin' a couple of persistent will make good over there. and start the day right. In the mosquitoes that were hungry for a meal. Elmer Kennedy takes first place, when you slide out On the front cover page Carl, son of Bob Rinehart of laney's place in Storeroom B of bed in the morning stand in there is little doubt that E 7 Dept. 14, had started to mow the lawn as directed by his front of an open window and in maternal parent, but—well, you older boys know how it is will make good on the job. dulge in the wonderful health- when you have a nice can of nightcrawlers all ready and giving power of the sun's rays you get a hunch that the fish are bitin'. Huh? Oh, just A great month because and fresh air. When inhaling a let the lawn or whatever the task may be, go until you come 4th is a great day. As lor nice long breath, imagine that back from the river. Yes, we'll admit mother can whip there is a United States thi: you are breathing in happiness hard if we disobey her, but whippin's never last long and day will be remembered b until you are just chock full of it. besides that a feller can't let his little playmates in the river citizens. Now exhale and know that you go hungry when bait is so plentiful. are emptying out all the old thoughts of worry, fear and de LETTERS OF THANI« pression. In the same manner, I want to thank the corr breathe in success and let go of for the beautiful flowers se failure. This may strike you as us at the time of our dear r foolish, but it is the sanest pro er's death. — A. J. Shahat cess for preserving your health. family. Try it. Be convinced. Before 0- -a * * * going down to breakfast, take a I wish to extend my tl good look at yourself. Are you . We won't mention any names, It is with great pleasure that and appreciation to the em smiling? Do not let anyone see but a certain young man in this we hear of Bill Jones' promotion ees of the Jeffrey Mfg. Cc you until you are. Get the happy office has been visiting jewelry to the Pricing Dept. Bill has the beautiful floral designs habit. If any disturbing thoughts stores. He promised to show us been a good reliable worker at all the sympathy offered durin crop up clean them out. When earrings that he bought for his times and we know that he will late illness and death of my you grin you relax and get calm. sweetie. We failed to see them have no difficulty in overcoming brother, Walter McClo When you are calm, you can and now we have our suspicions. the intricacies of Pricing. Charles McCloud. tackle any old problem success Were they earrings or finger * * * fully, and remember to ask your rings? A LOT OF COWS I wish to thank the J> self every once in a while, "How Russell: "I bought a Ford last By E. A. Weis, Dept. 14 Mfg. Co., Miss Kidwell, an r am I thinking today?" If you w eek but it isn't a new one. You Talk about speed, we sure have workers for their many kin are right, you will feel right. can hear me coming for it sure it in Storeroom B. Speed Gos- pressions of sympathy am does rattle." nell says he can milk 18 cows in the beautiful flowers sent d Vacation time is with us again. Paul: "Was that you I heard one hour. Wouldn't hardly pay the illness and at the death < How often it rolls around and driving in the storm last night?" to buy a milking machine at that wife. — Robert Longstaff, finds us "broke," without suffi Russell: "No, not me." rate. However, Gosnell's record 23, and family. cient funds to have a real vaca Paul: "Well, then it must have of a mile in 10 seconds flat was * * * tion. There is a way easy and knocked a curve when a little fel been thunder." I wish to thank the men < sure. Each pay day set aside a low from Dept. 31 overtook him More dust: Bob Hayes bought Big Machine Shop and the small sum of money with The the other day and knocked him a new Ford limousine and Owen rey Co. for their kind expres Jeffrey Building and Loan and down. Kennedy had to take Red Cozad a Ford roadster. of sympathy and the many your worries will be over. Vaca home. tion is surely something we all Raymond Smith and Mrs. Pur tiful flowers sent during tl due have been having some well- Let us introduce to you the ness and death of my hus appreciate, but we don't always two boys who fill all the orders feel rested when we get back. heated arguments lately. Keep I also thank Miss Kidwel for Depts. 18 and 31, and keep her faithful and untiring ser Wesley Wellman spent his va it up, Smitty; you will get her them overstocked all the time, —Mrs. Emma F. Kull. cation at his home in Celina, O., yet. Herb, what's all the excitement Mr. Shuigley and Mr. Louder- * * * and reports a very good time. milk. about? Oh, you can't find your The beautiful floral piece Paul Isenagle and Gerry Mr. (Red) Jacobs is our Pul- Laux went with the Grotto to cap. Are you sure you had one? by the boys of Dept. 7 a "Oh, no, I wore my hat this ver King, the man who handles death of my sister, Mrs. Ai Cleveland, Niagara Falls and the iron. Buffalo. From the accounts we morning." Snap out of it, Herb. Martin, was greatly apprec saw in the paper they certainly Bill Jones is having heaps of Our little boy, Inscho, who I wdsh to extend my si knocked them cold in those cit trouble keeping candy. John runs the delay file, went home (banks to each of them. — ies. Glackin seems to have no trouble over the week end to see the Redman, Dept. 7. folks. Must have had lots to eat Miss Weitzel spent her two finding it. Why not buy more, * * * and a good time judging by the weeks at home resting up for an Bill, so Mr. Glackin can treat Editor Jeffrey Service: I smile on his face. other year's labor. the rest of us? permit me to thank The Ji We wonder if Dutch Grauman We welcome Mr. Richard Harrington certainly is the boy Mfg. Co., Miss Kidwell, an and pretzels are on the outs. Thomas, late of Dept. 27, to this who can handle and deliver the good friends in the Adver Looks like it. office and Mr. Clifford Diehl, goods. Dept. for the kindness show g • * 9 "^O our venerable J. A. Jeffrey, Chairman of the Board of members of The Twenty Year Service Club assembled on the sit Directors, went the honor of digging the first shovelful of dirt for the brief ceremony. As the dirt was turned over three cheer at 11:30 A. M. Friday, May 25th, for the new four-story office were proposed for Mr. Jeffrey and three lusty cheers were given ii lding which is to be located on the corner of First Avenue and response. On the following Saturday a big steam shovel begai urth St. scooping out huge shovels of dirt and the building program wa Mr. J. A. Jeffrey, a group of the officials, department heads, and under way. ?? iND THEY CALLED IT immediately steps on the gas, but "Nothing, why?" said Fred. Albert believes in religion i: "PEPPER" his car had just gained full speed "This is Saturday, isn't it?" vouched for by William Abbott By H. E. Eichorn, Power House when he saw a jam of automo asked Oakes. who says Al, like the early He t was once said that like likes biles and street cars at the inter "Why, no, this is Friday, May brews, washes his feet before en : and like produces like, so it section of Fourth St. and 1st Ave. 25th." tering his Sanctum Sanctorum 5 when Herb Hackbarth asked He honked his horn like one go Thereupon Oakes, with a de or placing a foot on one of th< young lady at the restaurant ing to a fire but to no avail, for jected look and a slight stoop of sacred pedals of Fordom. Alber a piece of meat. She wanted no one seemed to move. Be the shoulders, turned westward, says he doesn't do this as a mat know if he wanted it for him- coming more impatient and ex starting to walk away, talking to ter of religion but as a matter o: : or his pup. She, like every cited he jumped from his car and himself in a low subdued voice, preparedness in case of injury : else at the Jeffrey Company, running like one mad, he bumped Friday night!! Friday night!!! which a new chauffeur is apt tc :w that Herb had given to him into Fred Weis. It may be of interest to some meet wdth while driving on the ine pedigreed W. S., S. T., "What is the matter at the of the many friends of A. A. Bit- Toyzoin Toyettes or the Cham- B. T., Airdale pup, by one plant?" asked Oakcs in an ex ner to know that he has pur pes Elysees. Iph Grossley. This pup was cited and trembling voice. chased a new Ford Coupe. That Albert, while being interviewed napped by one of the boys of on the above, furnished the pt. 21 and imprisoned in one writer with what he called the the bench drawers until dis- r watchman's creed. ered by John Daniels, who The Creed nediately turns it over to 1. To report promptly, regu rb. Herb had been accusing larly and fit for duty by joining :e of having taken his pup. the Jeffrey Mutual Aid. rb places the pup in his locker 2. To take charge of this plant :he Plumbing Shop and comes and all Jeffrey property in view. to apologize to Jake for hav- 3. To make my rounds in an accused him of taking his orderly manner, keeping con >. In less than five minutes stantly on the alert and in a state pup was kidnapped again by of readiness. : of the boys in the brass 4. To punch all call boxes ndry and not to be returned il nearly 5 o'clock. Herb eer regularly and report immediately ily was hot, so Jake told Herb any boxes that I may find out of story about the three dogs, order. t, Vinegar and Pepper, so 5. In case of trouble to give v that you are so hot you can the alarm. ne your pup Pepper. When 6. To draw my pay regularly grows up then you will have every two weeks and so conduct ot dog. my affairs that I live within my MRS. PURSGLOVE VISITS JEFFREY PLANT income and deposit not less than t was a warm evening and C. Mrs. Joe Pursglove, who owns The Big Five Coal Co., which is located in $5.00 every pay with The Jeffrey Bradshaw was out for a pleas- Bannock, Ohio, visited the Jeffrey plant on May 19th. She was here to take up Building and Loan. ride, when coming up North some engineering details in regard to her coal tipple. She is a charming woman and A VV \^ By Karl B. Webster, Chain Engineering in this department since For the sake of his good wife By Fred C. Mulzer, Dept. 8 breaking into print. They we shall not mention the name of Daniel Kull, formerly a crane man in Miss Vera Benner, who has t the draftsman who opened his the big machine shop, died Monday even with us since April 19th, lunch in the office recently, and ing, May 21st, at his home, 612 South Miss Agnes Gainor, who has found that his better half had 22nd St., after an illness extending over a come here recently. We wrapped the remainder of the period of two years. He was 57 years them welcome. loaf of bread from which she was of age. On Mr. A. C. Thomas' making sandwdches, and left the Daniel's death was caused by cancer, there have also been two sandwiches themselves reposing and even though he was afflicted over arrivals. They are Mr. C peacefully on the kitchen table. two years ago, he kept on working until Fowler and Miss Claudia E We look forward to the return January of this year, completing 18 years more. We also bid them of Bruce Converse to the fold, in of service with the Company. Mr. Kull come. order that we may learn of the had many friends, and was of a cheerful We very near forgot somet progress being made by the disposition to the last. He always sympathized with those afflicted which is very important, and twdns. Formerly Bruce gave us and was always ready and eager to help. He was very appreciative is there are two members of a good laugh every morning of the beautiful flowers and the great quantities of fruit sent him outfit who have forsaken when he told of their newest during his illness. "Trusty old Flivver" and antics, but we suppose they are Faithful as he was at his work so he was as a friend and a taken unto themselves bright much too lady-like to carry on husband. We will always cherish his memory, and there is a shiny Chevrolet sedans. 1 that way any more. feeling of personal loss which cannot be voiced but which is very are Mr. C. C. Miller and John Tom has just passed an keenly felt. Secrist. Ed. says he can't other high point in his journey He belonged to the Mutual Aid Association, was a member of used to the gear shift at all. the K. of P. Lodge and the Oakwood M. E. Church. He is survived over the highway of life. John Just a little tip. Never pe by hi^ wife, Mrs.Emma F. Kull, his mother, father, a sister and filled the tank on his old bus and Walter (Dutch) Grauman to three brothers. headed eastward on the National you home from work in his Highway and joined the great chine, unless you don't hosts of the Shrine at Washing After an illness of only two clays whether you get any dinne ton where he hob-nobbed with Walter McCloud, formerly of Dept. 23, not, or unless you would lil our chief executive and other died from bronchial pneumonia on May spend the evening in a mac notables, including our old friend, 22nd at 1057^ N. Fourth St., where he He usually has a number of : Gus Eilbert whom, strange to resided. He had been a steady and re to make, varying in time say, he met at the White House. liable employee in the Iron Foundry since five minutes to a half hour, It would take a goodly portion July 19, 1920, as a night man. His co lowing is a conversation i of a column to list all the new workers in the foundry speak very highly y heard between Mrs. Matt men in our department, but we of Walter, for he had a kindly disposition and Matt., who permitted L hope that they will think as much and was quite agreeable to all. to take him home from worl of us wdien they know us as we Walter's brother, Charles, was named ]/ l evening: do of them at the first hand as his beneficiary on his insurance policy "Mrs. Matthews: "Where shake. and he received a check for $600 through the Jeffrey insurance plan. you been?" We never noticed just how Matt.: "Dutch Grai many grammatical errors the ¥ brought me home." average man makes in his ordi ORDER DEPARTMENT ORDERLIES Mrs. Matthews: "If Di nary conversation until Mr. Ray By E. G. Holzbacher machine moves as fast as he mond of Boston joined our gang. Our congenial friend and boss, had much trouble with it except it's a wonder you got hon Ted Geren already shows re Harry Rowe, started on a two to try to keep it looking like new. all." markable improvement, but w-e weeks' tour through Cleveland, This department was not with A "HOT SHOT" at E do not think there is much hope Niagara Falls and the upper part out its June nuptials this year. we call it. for Ed Fouts or Bert Kaufman. of New York State. Condon re Miss Mary Barach, one of our Albert Karl Louis Hoster Dan Knies is up to his old ceived a post card from Harry typists, was united in holy matri merly a co-worker in this de stunt of bringing a little ray of on which he stated the picture mony to Mr. George R. Lyon of ment, died Wednesday, Jur condensed sunshine to the office on the other side was the ice Alliance, Ohio, on Thursday, from the effects of being g each day in the form of a beauti around the falls in winter, and June 14th. Mr. Lyon is a 1923 during the late war. Al, ; ful rose from his garden. not the foam on a glass of Ca graduate of Ohio State Univer was known by us, worked li There are not many radio fans nadian beer. We wonder. sity in the department of Chemi little over a year and a half who stick to it and get results Father Time of our depart cal Engineering. They wdll make the war broke out and he en like Bob Matthew. He reports ment, namely, Johnny Wentzel, their home in Buffalo, New York, in Battery B, the Jeffrey his evening as follows: "From has purchased for himself a brand where Mr. Lyon will be em where he made many friend; Los Angeles a concert, Jazz from new 1923 Chevrolet, with which ployed with the National Aniline wish to offer our most si W B A V, a Lecture from he intends to help his namesake Dye Co. We wish this newly sentiments of sorrow and Schenectady, !!!!*? (Static) ?*!!! make time fly. Up to the present married couple a bright and pros pathy to his parents and W J Z!" time we don't think Johnny has perous future. most dear to him. | I No. 8012 Columbus Date J58E_S gig again*! Till. TRAVELERS INSURANCE COMPANY on account of Certificate \against THE TRAVELERS INSURANCE COMPANY on account of Certi , _\-0 2446 issued mi tht life ;! 'Jnltar McCloud II " \ So. 1967 issued on the life of jmial-XSU ^__ under rT t Group Polity No. 3-11S6 ;.,,„r,t to The J%ffrej !!?£. *$ Group Policy X,,.. G-1186 iaffrsy life- C^pany ^^ ^iiviv x. v^ i^i^ ui\i-iiNvj vy VLI\ 1 JULE,I\E/ INVwJW JOHN DANIELSON John Danielson of The Lorentzen-Wettre Co., Jeffrey represen is skillful or fortunate he lands on his feet after a long jump through ts in Norway and Sweden, left these photos wdth Jeffrey Service the air. If he does not possess either of these requirements he "lands :n he visited the Home Office some time ago. Other pictures on his ear," as we say in American slang. ch he also left wdll be used in a later issue. "Ur vagen!" (Out of the way!) is the cry of the Skier whether he Ski-ing is the most popular sport in Norway and Sweden. The be king, prince or peasant, and all heed the warning, for it pays to be d ski is pronounced as "skee" by the natives of Sweden. Skiis alert when ski-ing is in progress. made of narrow- strips of boards about seven feet long, usually Coasting is likewise popular. A sled (kalke) large enough for trong, but flexible ash. They are five inches wide in the middle, two is very common. They are often steered by means of a pole inch thick, and taper to a point which curves upward. They held under the arm, and one end trailing in the snow somewhat like strapped firmly to the feet, the wearer using a gliding movement a rudder. It is a thrilling sight to see a long procession of these lewhat similar to skating. In climbing a hill real labor is en- sleds coming down the hillside at night, with a blazing torch at the ntered; a side stepping or criss crossing movement is used, but head and perhaps a hundred voices or more shouting, "Ur vagen! descending the feet are kept parallel and the body carefully bal- Ur vagen!" :d. Even the most experienced often finish their slide on the flat The bottom picture at the left is of Mr. Ike Landley, who is heir back, for "spilling" is not a rare sight. Real skill is required manager of the Lorentzen-Wettre office in Sweden. He is very all properly in order to avoid serious injury. Foreigners have anxious to visit the States and if he is as agreeable as we have culty "to run on skiis" (sta pa skidorna) but the Sw E TIME IN SPITE OF mad rush for food and shelter. RAIN After the lunch was over we took \y Wilbur Russell, Cost Dept. a boat ride up the river. What i Tuesday, June 5th, the Cost we want to know is what hap artment held their annual pened to those who didn't go with us? We had as our guest ic at Fishinger's Bridge. The Miss Cleta Mitchell, formerly of herman was good and sent the Cost Department. rain down in torrents, but We surely feel sorry for Ben couldn't stop the fun. Gray. After practicing horse ie chef, Carl Warner, and his shoe all winter in his basement assistants, Escha Watson they tear up the Jeffrey courts. Carl Burnett, oreoared the can take more responsibility and with the feeling that you ; Jettrey Service can handle a bigger job. achieving something, that y Published Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey Look around you. You can wdll get a chance and when y Manufacturing Company pick out the men that are going get that chance, take it with 1 to succeed. They are doing confidence that you have p Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office things, more than they are get pared for it and are getting p and Field. Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. ting paid for, too. They are for your past efforts as well Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested from all employees in any department of the service. putting forth their best efforts for the present. W. A. GRIEVES at all times, learning not only Remember, that it pays to E. A. WANNER their own work but other work more than you are getting p L. H. McREYNni.n.S so that they will be ready to fit for. ASSOCIATE EDITORS in when the time comes. It will If you are working hard i C. C. Miller Vernon Art F. O. Peterson E. C. Home, Western Editor come to him who grasps the doing good work there is STAFF ARTISTS opportunity to learn anel fit him cause to worry; some time soi Harold Hess and Henry Ruhwedel self for the position ahead of Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner body is going to notice it. \ STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE him. will get discouraged, no dot BY DEPARTMENTS Dept. Dept. Prepare yourself to follow the that is natural, but the big R. A. Stevenson 3 Ben W. Gray Time Dept. man ahead of you and when you job will prove all the be Ellen B. Schultz 5 Mrs. Pettitt Co-op. Store Asa Weatherby 7 Mildred Kunkle Stores Office have moved up to his position, when you realize the strug Miller & Martin 9 Carl Warner Cost Dept. and striving it took to attain Oma Bailey, Chain 10 Irene Reynolds Adv. Dept. and he has stepped up, do the Kathryn McCloskey, Mining 10 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. O. W. Evans 11 H. E. Eichorn Power House E. A. Weis 14 Jerry Gifford Laboratory •%' R. Russell : 17 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. John Zeier 18 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. W. E. Pettitt 20 Harry Rowe Special Cor. CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY O. Snouffer 22 Jimmie White Special Cor. Be Sure Your Flag is Properly Hung Earl Stroup Special Cor. Harry Barker 26 By W. A. Loar, Dept. 31 Pond & Drone 23 and 27 Carl Hugo Trik Special Cor. W. A. Loar 31 Walter Bauroth Special Cor. Margaret Lorbach 32 F. L. Brownlee Special Cor. UNE, the month given to brides and weddings, has now step L. C. Mertens 41 Fred C. Mulzer Special Cor. aside with all her glory to permit July with her oven of hea Roy A. Francis 43 Wilbur Russell Special Cor. R. A. Curtiss 45 S. F. Ossing Special Cor. J make her appearance for 1923. July brings with her sometf Harold Schrock Mall. Fdry. Elizabeth Kilbourne Special Cor. more than heat, something that should stir our hearts much n Karl Webster Chain Eng. Paul E. Haag Special Cor. Marie Wigginton Stenographers C. E. Fetherolf Special Cor. than it does. We all have and enjoy a birthday celebration, so j E. G. Holzbacher Order Dept. A. D. Mahoney Special Cor. gives us that opportunity of enjoying our National Birthday, are all familiar with the great day. It was in 1776 when the Un PATRIOTISM We must discourage and get States of America was born, destined to become the greatest oi HE heart of every true rid of those whose personal greed nations. If I were asked to name the most important date in Arr American beats just a little and selfishness makes them re can History I would pick no other than July 4th. Three thing T cpiicker on July 4th, for it gard this country as a convenient particular took place on this day: Our country's birth, the flaj is one of our grandest holidays. place to acquire wealth; a place its present form was adopted July 4, 1818, and in 1863 Vickst It is the birthday of our nation. where they can carry on business surrendered and Meade defeated Lee at Gettysburg and saved It is the day when a little band at a greater profit, and who united the Union. Think of these events and you will feel a t of patriots laid the cornerstone would not be willing to sacrifice of patriotism that makes you glad you are what you are, an Ameri of our country. The day on which for this country if it were neces How many of us celebrate the 4th as a national birthday? A they so fearlessly proclaimed to sary. We must also remember of us make it a day of pleasure for ourselves. Do we really the world our natural right of the great sacrifices that have our national emblem proper respect? The flag is the emblem of freedom and independence. These been made to establish and pre country, so since it represents all of us, we owe it proper hor men had the good of their coun serve our country and be wdlling The flag is a sacred emblem. It makes it look cheap to se try at heart and were willing to to do the same, if we wish to be wrapped around an auto or store box at some public meeting. Sc sacrifice their lives for principles blessed as a citizen of the best which they held sacred. These and greatest nation on earth. 'iMIiiiiiiliiinn lllllMiMMllliii ii minium I in nil Mil Mil I uunilliuUMiii ill 11 II il I UN t men whose names appeared in "You are not dressed for work until history are not the only patriots. FITTING IN you put on a smile." -EARL MARTIN, DePt. 9 Many a man whose name was FTTIMES we hear a man .Tuuununuuunnunnuiuuuuiniiniuuuniniuiuiunuuuiuinuiunu.nuiuiiuiunuuuiunuiiuiuuniiuinuuuuiuiiuiunuiiiiiuiui never heard of nor his deeds re say that he is doing no corded in history could have O more than he is getting times I think our flag should not be so common, it should no worn the laurels of victory as paid for, or just enough to get allowed in the hands of everybody. Look around you July 4th. proudly as they. Washington by. It has been proven that how many properly salute the colors, how many flags are improf himself was no greater hero than success does not come by a man draped. the half-clothed half-starved sol just getting by. He may get by We all love our flag and the country for which it stands, an dier who gave his life during the for a time and feel in his own we are just submitting a few suggestions to properly honor our hard winter at Valley Forge. mind that he is accomplishing The National Emblem always takes the place of honor, the We feel too that our shoulders something. How long will he front, right, or highest elevation. The flag should never be used are broad enough and strong get by? Where will he be when table cloth and only a Bible may be permitted to rest upon it. enough to bear the cloak of the test comes? The flag should never be allowed to touch the ground. No patriotism which we have in The man higher up is always should be hoisted higher except the white triangle and blue < herited from our forefathers. It watching, even though you do pennant of the Church, and that only during service. took the same brand of courage not think he is, for a good man, Don't twist the flag into fantastic designs. Use bunting. for the soldier of the late war to and we do not think that he will In displaying the flag horizontally the starry field should 1 put on his gas mask and go over pick the man that is not doing the upper left; if vertical the starry field in the upper right. the top into the artillery barages, more than he is getting paid When hung across a north and south street the starry the machine-gun fire and the for. should be in the east; on an east and west street it should be a sniper's bullets to almost certain Every day we see and hear of north. To salute as a civilian, remove the hat and press to the death, as that displayed by our men that go one step nearer the shoulder. * '^„f,tlinrc in firrhtincT for inde- ton. It is an assured fact that The 4th of July does not exist to keep alive a spirit of Francis Catholic Church at But ing and Loan Association, and 7HO'S WHO tles and Harrison avenues. He Twenty Year Service Club. WHO'S WHO ^ GET THEM A MAGNIFYING GLASS By Miss Lorbach, Depts. 32 and 35 Mr. Engard would like to buy daddy? Maybe you don't say the a few dozen pairs of spectacles right words, or do you sing too to put on the fish at Buckeye loud, or could it really be the Lake, as they don't seem to be kind of tobacco you use, or do able to see his hook and line; at those fish need spectacles, too? least, Engard does not catch very Oh, if the Jeffrey photographer many fish this season. Cheer up, could only take a picture of Mr. Engard, there are lots of fish in Myers in his new Ford. We are the brook that have eyes and sure he would have a wonderful will see your line soon. picture, as he sits on the very We take this opportunity to edge of the seat and turns, turns, extend our congratulations to turns and turns the steerjng Mr. Alwyn Osman Innis upon wheel. Would make a splendid his marriage Saturday, June 2nd, hero scene in a moving picture. to Miss Eleanor Dierdorff. Mr. Did you have a nice vacation, Mr. Eckhart? So many rainy JOSEPH SCHWARTZ and Mrs. Innis took a motor trip CARL HUNTER ARCHER days to start with, but surely you Department 43 to the lakes while on their honey Department 31-A would not let such a wee thing VLJR good friend Joe moon. We wish you lots of good EARLY everyone in the J Schwartz has little diffi luck and happiness. like that spoil a good time. We plant knows Carl Archer, culty to remember when Mrs. Forest Justice has been missed you — "Jake with the N and they all say that he is ;tarted to work as a Jeffrey transferred from Dept. 32 to Mr. smile." the most conscientious man they It was 22 degrees below Diehl's office in the Administra Walter Sterner, Inspector of know. In fact, it would be diffi Dept. 32, and Mr. Redman of and the coldest winter in tion Building. Good luck, Mrs. cult to find a man as enthusiastic Dept. 7 should be awarded first s; in fact, it hasn't been that Justice, and we hope you like in his work as Carl. It doesn't since. He started on Feb- your new work. prize for the snoring duet they matter what he is given to do, y 6, 1899, in Dept. 17, this Mr. C. Bollens has been trans rendered while on their trip to he is always ready to do it with g later changed to 43, when ferred from Dept. 7 to his old- Pittsburgh, Pa., on Decoration a smile and that exactness and as moved across the street, home desk in Dept. 32 office. Day. We think the prize should earnestness which is so charac has a very pleasing recollec- Glad to have you back with us really go to Sterner, but he teristic of him. Carl believes, doesn't want to be selfish, so we of the good treatment he again. "That anything worth doing is will have two handles put on the ved when coming to work, Mr. Wallwork seems to be worth doing well." silver cup so they can both par e was born August 19, 1871, having bad luck with fishing this year. What can be the trouble, ticipate. Carl was born on Jan. 5, 1883, ood old Columbus, and has in Columbus, living here ever here ever since. He at- 1$ since. He attended the grammar ed the Sacred Heart School school and graduated from North YE OLD TIME FOURTH OF JULY £ast First Ave., going as far High School in 1901. he seventh grade, By Paul E. Haag, Dept. 73 He came to work for the hen only 15 years of age Joe HE Fourth of July! How glad the boys were when that day- Jeffrey Company on April 2, : to work with The Buckeye came. A month before we boys would plan what we were T .1902, in Department 7, when it eable Iron Co., which was going to have and do on the Fourth of July. How hard we was located on First Ave. Here ted then just south of The would work to scrape a few pennies together in order to buy fire ourne and Jacobs Mfg. Co., crackers. We would visualize, as only boys can do, what all we he worked as clerk for five years, -ongress St. Here he work- would buy. There wrere the large and small firecrackers. Many being transferred to the Time n the Foundry until 1891. bunches of them we must get and then there wrere torpedoes, cannon Dept. In 1911 Carl went back 891 he got a job with the crackers, pin-wheels, roman candles, nigger-chasers, skyrockets and to Department 7 as foreman, re maining here until 1916, when Four Railroad as car re- numerous other things. Last but not least, we must have a pistol C. C. Miller, then head of Pro •r, working at this for three to shoot caps in. Anything that would make a noise just suited us. duction, wanted a hustler, and he s. He then took charge of We were up early on the Fourth. Each of us would try to be picked Carl. Cold Storage Department of the first one out of bed. All day long we would shoot firecrackers, Crystal Ice and Cold Stor- torpedoes and the other noisy things. In the evening came the sky From 1917 until October, 1922, Plant on West Broad St. rockets, pin-wheels, and roman candles. And when the time came Carl worked in the Planning 1899, when he came to work for us to go to bed we would sigh and wish that every day was the Dept., and then to his present po rhe Jeffrey Mfg. Co. Fourth of July. sition as foreman of 31-A, prov e was married to Miss Kath- But now things have changed. No more do the boys save their ing thereby that you can't keep ; Eyerman, a Columbus girl. pennies for fireworks. Only in certain places are fireworks used. a good man down. October 5, 1897, and they Accident after accident was the cause of making laws not to sell June 21st, 1905, Miss Etta three girls, Mrs. C. T. them to the boys. Now they can only go and see some one else May Leckliter decided to become eil, residing in Columbus, shoot them. They have many more gorgeous fireworks now than Mrs. C. H. Archer. They have :, age 19, and Ethel, age 14. when we were boys but the boys all wdsh that the olden days, when two fine children, Robert, age at 223 W. First Ave. and they could shoot their own firecrackers, would return. 16, and Jeannette, age 14. They wdll see a happy and con- So does time change all things. The boys of yesterday are the live at 194 E. Blake Ave. •d family. men of today, the law makers of today. But how longingly they Carl is a Mason and belongs to >u can find Joe any time in look back on the old time Fourth when they were boys. No more the Indianola Presbyterian irtment 43 engaged in tem- will they come back to us. They are gone never to return. As Church, the Jeffrey Building and making, and he seldom people change, so must the Fourth of Julv chamre. And when the Loan Assnrintmn tt>„ Af..*..-,! 4 T^ ^ 1 Frank zMilh Owns Fh the. remaining ones are useless, solved to kill the bailiff if his similar to the way steel knue as they cannot be brought into own arrow banned his son. are used. position for firing until all the The two small pistols, Nc preceding ones have been fired We'd Look Like a Colander are of 22 caliber and were ca and the empty shells expelled. If Frank would go on the war by a country school teache Frank Milhon, a cabinet maker path some day and try out every northern Ohio. Likely 1 in our Dept. 3, has collected pis firearm he possesses by shooting were used before the days of ISTOLS are so called be tols for 18 years, and has one of at you there would be more of pins or before it was proved P cause the first one was the most interesting collections you that wasn't than there would "the female is the deadlier o made in Pistoja, Italy, by in Ohio. About 300 pieces com be that was. After such a bom species". No. 12 is a Gibl Caminelleo Yitelli in the year prise his collection which is made bardment of lead you would look Tiffany pistol, with the har 1540. Pistols are firearms to be up of all sizes, shapes and de like a sieve or a colander. and percussion cap beneatl held in one hand and for use at signs, and cover a period of many The pistols in the three groups barrel. The idea of this ii close quarters. Originally they years. He has bought and sold have been numbered for the sake tion was to shield the cap were loaded from the muzzle in over a thousand guns during the of convenience. The first one, charge from rain. No. 13 either one or two barrels, but time he has been collecting. No. 1, is an English Colt, No. 2 Chinese matchlock. In this later the breech-loading pistol The Bow Gun is a French pistol with a super tol a piece of hemp is lig was invented, and then came the In Altdorf, Switzerland, is a imposed barrel and is discharged which ignites the powder cl revolver. Flint and steel locks beautiful piece of statuary of Wil by a percussion cap, No. 3 is the when it burns clown. U were first used to ignite the liam Tell and his son. This piece same style excepting that it is a Chinese carving is used to cl charge of powder in the flash pan of sculpture work records an in flintlock, No. 4 is a flintlock from ate the wooden stock and but later percussion caps took cident in wdiich a bow gun played India, No. 5 is a Johnson U. S. barrel. No. 14 is a heavy their place. an important part. The bow gun horse pistol, No. 6 is an English glish wheellock used bet The first revolver, called the used by William Tell operated on Remington double-barrel pistol, "pepperbox," had a revolving the same principle as the bow- one trigger discharging both bar barrel instead of a breech or cyl gun shown in the picture at the rels. A rather unusual pistol is inder, as our modern firearms top of the page. the Pope air pistol shown in No. contain. These revolving barrels As the old legend goes, an 7; this shoots a small feathered would hold six, seven or eight Austrian bailiff demanded that dart wdiich is suitable for indoor cartridges but were not very suc all who passed a certain spot in target practice. The dart can be cessful, as the strong pull re Altdorf should bow to his cap used again and again. Another quired on the trigger prevented in homage, but Tell would not good feature is that it makes no accuracy in aim. The revolver bend his back or knee to the Aus noise. No. 8 is a Maynard tape- has been superseded with the trian tyrant, which resulted in his lock pistol. A small piece of tape automatic pistol which has a being condemned to death. Tell with percussion caps in it is magazine for cartridges in the was an expert marksman with placed in the opening shown in handle. The automatic pistol the bow gun, (an affair similar the picture. No. 9 is an Arabian generally holds eight cartridges, to that shown in Mr. Million's flintlock, or snaphounce as they which are rapidly discharged by hand). He was given the alterna are called sometimes. The pe a slight pressure on the trigger. tive of death or himself shooting culiar-shaped gun, No. 10, is Although the automatic pistol an apple from the head of his called a knuckle duster, and is has its good features its delicate young son. The bailiff thought sometimes called a canal pistol. mechanism makes it less reliable that Tell's love of his child and After discharging it the little fin- C„n- ^f Initirinir Viim wmilfl eer is inserted through the hole <1 abinet Maker, of Pistols 10 and 1760. No. 15 is a French magazine. No. 22 is a French box. No. 30 is a Stocking pepper smat pistol. The upper barrel pocket flintlock. No. 23 is a box. All three of these pepper for a 41 caliber bullet while French pepperbox. The fore boxes have 6 barrels, although e lower one is for buckshot, runner of the Winchester rifle Mr. Milhon has the 7 and 8 barrel un No. 16 is a Colt No. 1, while is the Henry, U. S., pistol No. 24. pistols in his collection. No. 31 o. 17 is a Colt No. 2. Gun No. By pulling the ring under the is an English duelling pistol. No. last two guns, No. 44, are flin ! is of a French make with a trigger the next cartridge is fed 32 is a palm pistol, 32 caliber. locks of an American make, :rcussion cap. No. 19 is a Sav- from the magazine into the bar No. 33 is a Remington cowboy type popular before the Civ [e, U. S., percussion cap pistol, rel. No. 25 is a wolf gun. pistol. No. 34 is a French double War. lose observation will reveal a Rough on Wolves barrel, percussion cap pistol Duelling Pistols Now Obsole :rcussion cap in each chamber It is difficult for us to arouse which was taken in the Forbid In Mr. Milhon's collection ai the revolving cylinder. The much sympathy for such destruc den City, China, during the boxer many duelling pistols. There ost beautiful piece of workman- tive animals as wolves, but we do war. No. 35 is a French gravity a wide range in their sizes ar lip in an}- of Mr. Milhon's pis- feel inclined to relax our severity pistol; it is called this because designs, but none of them see: 'ls is this English percussion for all unfortunate creatures who the barrel must be held vertically to be a very inviting thing 1 stol, No. 20. The stock or han- find themselves staring one of to load. The combination rifle have pointed at you, especially e is carved in ivory, while all those wolf pistols in the face—or and revolver is of the Smith & the individual standing behind le exposed metal parts including barrel, properly speaking. This Wesson make, and was patented is determined to satisfy his hone ic hammer, trigger, trigger- gun was invented to reduce the in 1863. No. 37 is a French by puncturing some part of yoi jard, barrel and cylinder have population of wolves and coyotes. pocket flintlock with a brass bar anatomy. The present-day metl igraved work on them. When the unsuspecting victim rel. No. 38 is an Oriental blun- od of settling grievances befoi Gun No. 21 is a Remington; pulls on the bait (a piece of meat derbus so popular in the pirate some judicial body seems vei le lower barrel being for the fastened between the barbs) a days. The inside of the barrel satisfactory to us, and personal! spring is released which fires tapers from about 2 inches at the we prefer to keep our "hide" fre both barrels of the gun. Natur muzzle to about Y\ inch at the from any perforations by bullet ally the animal would be directly base, this giving the discharge a Of course duelling is, and h; in front of the weapon and it scattering effect. The three- been for many years, passe, bi would receive the full charge in barrel arrangement of No. 39 the firearms used for satisfyir its head, but to further insure serves a similar purpose. The the honor of the gentlemen of b; % the animal's capture the two barrels in this gun are turned at gone days are still of interes barbs upon which the bait is right angle to those showing in How different were their metl fastened spring out and spread the accompanying photograph. ods in that period from ot in such a manner as to catch in The pearl-handle pistol, No. 40, methods of today. If a man o the upper and lower part of the is of the type that President Mc- fends his neighbor today usual animal's mouth. The more it Kinley's assassin concealed in his his attiutde is anything hi struggles the deeper sink the bandaged hand in Buffalo when pleasant and courteous towai barbs. he fired the shot that put the his offender. But read this e: The pair of duelling pistols United States in mourning. An tract from "In the Romance i shown under No. 26 were made other pair of duelling pistols are Duelling" (Steinmetz, Londo in London, England. A ramrod shown in No. 41; these are 1868): and powder flask is included in French saw-handle grip guns. "The accredited mode i this set of weapons. No. 27 is No. 42 is a mate to No. 31, an duelling was to conduct tl an Allen & Wheellock gun, single English duelling pistol. Gun affair with the greatest po barrel, oercussion cao. No. 28 No. 43 is a modern French sienal sible ooliteness exnressinp tl By Roy A. trancis, uepi. J,S OlVjn 1.1/ . Here comes Lot. Burke, who By Elizabeth Kilbourne, Stenographic Dept. that you will make good, Charli ;ft this department in 1912 to HE Fourth of July approaching, we naturally begin to wonder, Jerry Meeks announces his e: ;ive some of the others a try- if we never have before, just why we have such a day—why gagement. The marriage is iut but found none like good old T we happen to have a Fourth of July instead of a Sixth of take place in the fall. We wot 3. We are indeed glad to see May, as a day set apart for a holiday. believe it though, Jerry, until ye ou back, Lot. We inquired around a little bit. Of course we had some idea, tell us who she is. Wiggy Messmer is now hailed but we wanted to make certain, and what do you suppose they told John Alexander is spendii s our comedian over here. He us? Every single soul we asked seemed to think we were extremely his vacation in West Virgini s so funny. ignorant and told us that July 4th, 1776, was the date the Declaration Hope you are having a goe Walpole has at last met his of Independence was signed. time, lohn. naster in John Griggs, his new We were not satisfied with that, though, because sometimes the issistant. Glad to welcome you, majority is wrong after all so wc looked it up and have been smiling YOU TELL 'EM, LENHAR ohn. ever since, it made us feel so good that they were wrong once again. By W. A. Loar, Dept. 31 When we run out of cigarettes We found that the Second Continental Congress publicly declared Lenhart to Bill: "Get me son ve call on Bill Ditched, for he the thirteen North American Colonies to be free and independent YzxlYz bolts." ceeps us all going. states and on that date it was passed by vote of all the colonies save Bill: "What if I can't get th There are a number of new New York, which ratified it on July 9th. It was not signed until size?" nen in this department both on August 2nd of that year. Lenhart: "Come back witho he day and night shifts, whom Then the next thing in line, since we were seeking information, them." ve all are happy to welcome. we wanted to know where it was signed, and we did a little more "I want to do some shoppii Another auto bug has arrived inquiring and they told us it was signed at Philadelphia. We had today if the weather is gooc: md it left Henry Quinn with a almost come to believe that was correct, for we had asked folks who said Runt Preest's wife. Ru lew Dodge touring car. really ought to know such things. Even though we almost believe looked at the paper and read ra James Hagerman, who left us it, we didn't quite, so we just kept our eyes and ears open and sure idly: "Rain, snow, hail, thund i few weeks ago, is in Los An enough before long we ran into some one who again shattered our and lightning," still Runt sa geles, Cal., seeking better health. faith in the vast crowds who know things, by telling us it was signed Columbus lose a ball game. Brodbeck hears from him anel he at the bottom. That was enough for us so we quit trying to find Another one on Runt. I sends us all his best wishes. We out any more and accepted the opinion of our friend. came in sporting a lot of fi >end him the same and trust that scenery Wednesday, June 13l be does find better health in his «3 but had forgotten to shave. B Harrison asked Al to give hi search. BARNHART BECOMES A BENEDICT Hon. Dr. Massie claims the By S. F. Ossing, Developing Dept. a pass out check so he could g shaved. honor of having the only perfect We were all set to give the Service readers a little account of car. What the heck do you Landenberger getting spliced this month, but something went wrong Mike Whalen is very anxio mean, Doctor? between him and the girl and he decided he would rather have a to get a photo of a sleepii Joseph Rosenberg is Walter Ford. However, we did not want the month of June to pass without beauty. Says he knows where Fisher's latest meal ticket. a wedding in this department,so Barney courageously volunteered. find one but somehow Ru Preest never sleeps when t The rumbling roar of the old On Saturday, June 16th, Theron W. Barnhart, better known as photographer is around. oil furnace has ceased, and we Barney, and Miss Effie Watters were united in marriage by the hope forever in this department. Rev. Mr. Stimmel. After a brief honeymoon in Cleveland, on which When it comes to counti: It was replaced by new electric the writer accompanied them as far as Gabon lest they should get Mike Whalen is sure there. Mi heaters. lost, they returned to Columbus, and will be at home to their friends has two pair of glasses so th Charlie Treveston has given up at 77 North Wheatland Avenue. he will not miss any pieces. I his post as master of the angle likes to have foreman Har shears, which he has handled H Smith count for him, though. JEFFREY CABINET MAKER HAS FINE COLLECTION Continued from page nine strong language, and a form largest number of votes was to of letter is given, commencing be vice-president. The tie vote 'Sir,' and ending 'Your obed made it necessary for the House ient servant'." of Representatives to decide the tie, which resulted in Jefferson When Burr Killed Hamilton being elected president and Burr Probably the most famous duel being elected vice president. from a historical standpoint in Hamilton was responsible in a the United States was one that large measure for Burr's defeat occurred in the year 1804 be as president and also as governor tween Alexander Hamilton and of New York four years later. Aaron Burr, both of whom were The sting of his defeats led Burr nationally known for their promi to challenge Hamilton to mortal nence in political life. These combat, which challenge was ac men were bitter political and cepted and the rivals stepped off legal rivals. In the year 1800 so many paces and faced about. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Hamilton did not intend to Charles Pinckney and Aaron fire, as he merely participated in Burr were candidates for presi the duel for honor's sake, but as dent of the United States, the re he fell his pistol went off. On HOW IT DOES CURL sults being that Jefferson anel the followdng day he died. Burr HELLO, WILLIAM We have always been sorry that we Burr led with 73 votes each. As was tried for murder but was not Don't think that this was an easy t; didn't have nice curly hair like Hensel's. the constitution provided at that convicted, although the remain to get a picture of this young fell< We bet he keeps his daddy on the We are certainly glacl that he held s time, the person receiving the der of his life was a most ex- for these few seconds. He is Willis Over a hundred members of The Columbus Exchange Club were guests of many of us have become acquainted with through our Jeffrey Hospital. Dr. Mear e Jeffrey Company on Thursday, May 24th. A luncheon was served to them spoke briefly on the welfare activities of the Jeffrey Company and then introduce our Employees' Cafeteria and a musical program was rendered by Marie Field, Mr. W. A. Grieves, secretary of the company, who spoke on the different phases i mona Berlew, Robert Currie, Ralph McCall and Earl Lewis. our welfare work. Harry De Bruin, assistant to our Works Manager, then toe After the luncheon the meeting was turned over to Dr. Charles S. Means, who charge of the visitors and conducted them on a tour through our shops. EALTH OF PRETTY COL PROFESSOR BARNES AND OHIO WESLEYAN SENIORS authorized the painting of th ORS FOR THE SUMMER VISIT JEFFREY PLANT wall across from us dark greei MONTHS Professor Gilbert H. Barnes of the Economics and Business thus eliminating our troubl Pollyanna Wigginton, Stenog. Dept. Administration Department of Ohio Wesleyan University of Dela caused by the glare of the sun i Summer days are here at last, ware, and about fifteen members of his senior class visited the Jeffrey the afternoon. d these warm days bring forth plant on May 25th. Miss Bicknell in transcribing the colors of the rainbow, They seemed a light-hearted group in spite of the fact that final letter dictated by Kenneth Smit le fair sex lay aside their dark examinations would be staring them in the face a week later, but of the Order Dept., wrote th :aring apparel and don dresses now the "exams" are passed, both as to time and grades we hope, following: "Advise whether th bright hues. Take our depart- and they arc starting out on their careers. We wish them much two side angles for the be mt, for instance. In glancing success. springs are wanted." "Smiles ound the room this morning was rather embarrassed when h : see an array of pretty colors, was obliged to send the lette rluding several shades of green, back for corrections, stating lk, blue, yellow, tan, white, var should read: "bed frame". us checks, etc. Have you no- Some inquiries coming in t ed the effect these bright col- the Company are really amusinj s have on you? They seem to For instance, note the following ighten the very atmosphere in "Wate is you price peeling tabl lich we move. This not only fore to skin tomato one wod plies to the fair sex, but look THIS IS WHAT KEEPS 'EM AWAKE want one to take cere a Bot the men. They have dis- Just tune in while we broadcast to the world the reason for men losing hours and hours of valuable sleep, and their ability to tell the naked truth about the 60 Skiners the table is wate rded their somber suits, and stations they CAN NOT get on their radios. called a mery goes around an 2 now wearing palm beach suits Time was when a man would hear two or three torn cats serenading on a back with Best prices." id other light shades, to say fence and he would immediately direct a shoe, bootjack, bar of soap or other The Jeffrey girls gave the ithing of the display of colors dangerous instrumentality at them. How times have changed. Now he sits at the radio and hears the same thing, only it's called static, and he seems to like first summer dance at Fishinger shirts. We are in a land of it. He even goes so far as to amplify it. Pavilion on Thursday eveninj ightness during these days of The radio set shown in the accompanying pictures was made for one of our June 28th. The pavilion has bee me, July and August, and with Front Office men by Sam Marks, who has charge of the repair work on our type enlarged and with the install: iture bringing forth her richest writers. The front and rear view of the panel shows the arrangment of the dials and wiring. We commend Mr. Marks for the splendid workmanship on this outfit. tion of a new piano, new walk dors, life should indeed be swings, etc., makes it an ides ighter now than at any other place to hold a summer dance. ne. Miss Kilbourne, our Betty, w i Then there are the coming va- leave July 4th for Chicago, wher tions to look forward to. After she wdll take a special summc ing devoted to our daily tasks course for Bible students an r the past year, these glorious Christian workers at the Mood ications are a life saver if one Bible Institute during the mont kes advantage of them in the of July and part of August. Sh oper way, thus returning to the a good rest at home, while Mrs. for the chocolates passed around is expecting to prolong her sta rice feeling like a new person Van Dyke took a delightful trip in honor of the arrival of Ruth at the institution to witness th stead of being more fatigued including Steubenville, Wells- Marilyn, weight 7 lbs., 2 ozs. graduation exercises, which wd lan when you went away. ville, Toronto, Minerva and Can- Congratulations, Bob! be held a week following th I—I Professor George M. Strong of the Chemistry Department of East High manufacturing concerns in the city, our plant being near the last on the list, School, and about thirty-one members of the Junior class visited the Jeffrey Plant spite of their long day they seemed to enjoy the experience very mu and were taken on a tour through the shops on Thursday, June 14th. They were all quite enthusiastic and expressed their delight in getting to They had started out early in the morning to go through the largest of the something of the industrial side of life. COMPRESSED AIR 26th. They have the best wdshes had to touch the runner to put usual stories of 4-pounders a By O. W. Evans, Dept. 11 of all the boys of this depart him out, he (the runner) sneaked some 26 inches long. The oi John Maloney had his pocket- ment. in and was safe. ones they ever got that lo book stolen while down town. Harl wishes to thank the boys The story goes that one time- were on market with a sib He says it contained 80 cents, for the beautiful wedding present when Clint Nagle was playing hook, and then they only hool< two pearl buttons, a couple of received from this department. ball with the Jeffrey Twilight a couple of slices. safety pins, some slugs and We in turn want to say much League the players got to the When Jess Sedwick was he poker chips. Better watch your obliged for the smokes. grounds ready for action, and ing Bill Bleucher out at the F money a little closer, John, and Paul Russell is catcher on a someone remarked that they Handle shop they were worki you won't have to lie to your local base ball team, and while couldn't play because they had inside of a boiler and Bill tc wife. playing the game a runner started forgotten the key to the pitcher's a chisel and held it against a rr Well, the expected has hap from 3rd base home and the ball box and Clint volunteered to and said, "light, Jess, light," a pened, Harl Davis and Miss Nel was thrown to Paul at home come back to get it. Jess dropped his sledge and i lie Esty were married on May plate. While Paul was looking Some of our boys have been and got a torch. in the book of rules to see if he going fishing, and we have the % A GOOD PLACE TO SPEND JULY 4th Magnificent Fireworks, Gorgeous Costumes, Pretty Music and Settings in Pageant on Ohio Field BOUT one thousand adults and one thousand children will make up the cast for the mammoth, spectacular Community A Pageant, "Columbus," which is to be staged on the Ohio Field on the evening of the Fourth of July. This Pageant is to be a beautiful and impressive spectacle in which no labor is to be spared to make it attractive in every particu lar—costumes, paraphernalia, action, number of participants, lighting effects and music. As a grand finale there will be a liberal display of fireworks befitting the occasion. This Pageant will be both historical and prophetic of the future, and is to make the citizens of good old Columbus town conscious of their opportunity for development of self and community, and to implant in them a justifiable pride in their resources. The industrial, JACK'S BOY GETTING THE AIR Jack Ashcroft of Dept. 23 has a commercial and other phases will be portrayed in this striking Hugh MacMullen of Dept. S3 is splendid youngster that brings the display. tainly proud of Jean Elizabeth. ' smiles to his face. Little Merritt Rob The City Department of Public Recreation has selected the you blame him? She believes in pie ert weighs sixteen pounds and is about of fresh air and sunshine. She is at Ohio Field because of its adaptability for spectacles of this kind and six months old and getting along f Tame it Down After being criticized by Mr. HE yellow dog is usually pictured by everyone as a homeless July will be a big month. \\ robasco for not even mention- wanderer, half-starved, kicked and cuffed about and more often will all celebrate the Fourth i T with a battered tin can attached to him. Here the can gives the same old way. Catch ther g 'his name for some time we r ked him for a story for our way to the fire-crackers and we have the yellow cur as a friend to Buckeye Lake. ige. The tale he told of his man. He has come into his own and is progressing rapidly through Meller Dram lyhood days was so weird about ihe Ancient Order of Yellow Dogs which has lately come into Last night I went to the mo- uernsey County—a cow and a prominence. We are beginning to realize that he has many good ies and T saw a beautiful th ack snake—that we just could qualities. Brotherly love, as it should dominate every character, slightly vacant faced wife sor r >t take a chance on running it, dominates the yellow clog. No matter how low a man may sink ly beset by her Husband's Be id possibly injuring the reputa- his dog will never forsake him. He is man's faithful friend. Friend who really was a Beas m our noble paper always has ly Rogue. I knew he was .d for veracity and honesty, etc. ¥ B. R. by the muddy looks 1 Can't Laugh This Off cast about her white ar Many a truth is spoken in jest. and toot toot of a train. Great it on June the nineteenth in innocent back, and I kne r e surmised this when Frank guns, what a life, and then the honor of Master William Lloyd she was sorely beset becau; avidson, speaking about his old nightly twro hour parade begins Craig. Congratulations from the she wrung her hands continua raw hat remarked, "Like liquor, with the task of getting the little Lookout Staff. ly and the Rogue smoked mar improves with age when next cigarettes from a long thin hob one back to her sweet dream of But the Censors? the wood." peace—we hope. er. Soon he put out his cigaret There usually comes an hia and went into Rogue-ing on Favoring the Artistic Hooray for Jack tus in the continuity of thought Gossip had it that our worthy large scale, and then the fun b Surprising how the boys do of the man who writes, be the iend, Andy Ruppersberg, had gan. The Poor Wife did whatev< step out. Jack Farrar certainly grist from his pen ponderous vested in a lawn fountain, with the director told her and screv looks good in that new Cleveland theses on the This and'That of statue on it that if one ignored ed her face into many shape six coach. Beats the Ford sedan life, or mere dribbles anent the e artistic, was somewhat in- but the dirty Rogue rogued c all to pieces, too. Doings of the Duffs of Jeffrey- cent. A committee was ar- and the wind blew down tf The Dort Again dom. Such an hiatus occurred nged for. C. C. Miller, whose chimney and (pity the sailoi They must be playing football while we were trying to think L-ll known characteristics fitted at sea) the barometer fell wit in Canada. There might be of something particularly fun m for the chairmanship, was a terrible thud. Still the gri: other reasons why Harry Rowe (pointed and he reported, after r ny about Jim Chandler and fail struggle continued. Hair pii took his vacation and the Dort orough examination, that tfhe ing miserably we sank into the up there. It is little short of re fell like leaves in autum atue proper represented a small slough of despond. We chirk markable where that machine can breaths came and went in quie )}• holding a fish and was a ed up quite noticeably however, go. We are anxious for Harry succession, eyes rolled, lips pu implete vindication for Andy. as a brilliant idea came to us to get back so we can spend our sed, and names were called, o 18th Amendment Up There out of the void. Why could two weeks listening to the tale have no doubt. Altogether Tony Fix has advised us to buy we not get one of the telephone of the trip. looked as though the Beautif inning shoes and keep leaning operators to permit us to sit Young Wife were S.O.L. ei 'Stoo Bad, Mac ward the Canadian border, as in her chair for two or three tirely. When blooie! Throug All of the Jeffrey men that j Lookout contributor can call hours? We bet we could get the windows burst a Big Stron took the trip with the Grotto to m hard boiled and polka dotted enough data to write a ten reel Man steaming glass from ever id get away with it. Ain't some the lakes evidently enjoyed them thriller. selves with the exception of pore. A man bred in the ope Hows "techy"? A Sure Thing. Ralph McMillen. Ralph was ac spaces (I knew that from h Ought to Improve our Golf Let the Lofty Foreheads prate companied by his wife. He un hat) an Athletic Man as I kne After a hard Saturday after- all they want about complexes, fortunately missed quite a few from the sport-shirt, which 1 3on match on the golf course inhibitions, Soul Auras and the tricks that were going the negligently forgot to button ; will be a relief not to be unconsciousness of your being. rounds. the throat, thus saving himse 'eeted with this remark, "Mr. Me? I'll take a feller who has the trouble and expense of Bet They Look Better Now eBruin worked around the 50% initiative, executive ability, black bow tie. But look! The Did you ever try to get fresh ause all afternoon." Yes, he and pep, 30% intelligent ambi fight. Of course! The B.S.1\ ;ok up golf. paint off window glass? Some tion and 20% blarney, stack him job, and especially now that it is knocked the False Friend fc against a Greenwich Village a row of flat cars full of Fore Music Hath Charms, Some good golf weather. Runt Lei- Long Hair who hasn't eaten for felds' got 'em whipped. He uses and the rest was simple, th; times a week and borrow money to It certainly is annoying to put safety razor blades and a lot of is, a little. bet on the "Low Brow." le baby to bed and have her elbow grease. Holds the blades And as I left the movie an ist get into a sound sleep when like he was putting off No. 1 at 'Sfunny, ain't it? stepped into the pure night a le usual evening concert com- Aladdin. When a bunch of the neigh I could not repress a longin enees. It consists of the Here's to Him bor wimmin get together they for some nice clean reading lil< eighborhood dogs, player Our able secretary of the gar chew the rag, but when their the unabridged "Thousand an ianos, motorcycles, victrolas, den street of the universe was husbands get together and do One Nights", or "Les Conte vo or three Ford horns honk- not content with the hnnnr nf trip Qpmf» ttiincr samp cnhif»rt Drnlinnps " ni- "T imo T-T^,,ie BILL TURMLR OF DCPT. 50 Does CIRCUS STUNTS WHILE. pRPtRlriG R\5 HOUSEr Tner BOYS of D^pT. 9 PREPICT "TRRT VAJRTSON WILL 3oB T?>CKEN8RCK,£RI: SunTHi <5> TH6 "CpoKier efVfeR" WHO _ i-MJ *" ' n£b^EF?SCHtv>ID"T ZL R BELT' CHRST SHO\AJ5 H°UJ QUICKLY VAjF»cTeR -SRW SOmE- 03 " GRRUDRN GET5 HlvS FRtE-NDS Rone prRon TH^ Je^R^Y PLRNT X&RoCeRY "" LRuND^Y DRUG, , M^Y'. UJRKC uP/TORT , i / SToiqt „• SHOP T Mfef?^ Y RRE.'.C6 °PI CRLLI0P6, 3flRB£f? 5apPn. r :":::- *s i ,FiU-'NG- STFp-JON It seems as though Fate is al- give up but just see us and we got violent, but he quieted down and all about Toledo and the bee lys frowning at some one, and will anoint your worried brow very nicely after we explained they have. Said he drove up an seems as though she has a pick with Love Lure and you can sally that Watson was only going back for about $5. our devoted friend, Leo Sc- forth to reclaim your own. through his boxing movements Because a woman will turn ist. 'Tis sad but true, and as First, last and always of the and poses. We are pretty sure man's head is the cause of e story goes this same boy and masses, by the masses and for that boy is going to rise in the great many automobile accident: lady friend of his on the West the masses. Behold, folks! Who boxing world; in fact, we have That just reminds us that Le de had an argument. It was said Paul Revere was dead? He been expecting to see him get Sigrist and Edwin Smart wer 2n he made the discovery that is alive anel living and works in knocked over the Fairmont both concerned in smashups sine was not quite up to date, so Dept. 9. The same soul anel arena fence for some time. they got their new cars. C at once purchased a Ford spirit of the Paul Revere of old, That boy Messerschmidt car course, now, these boys were nc >upe. Then this brave knight only with modern equipment. As ries a piece of chalk in his pocket guilty of trying to flirt or eve- de forth to plead his case with the Paul of old rode for his coun so he can make his mark in the showing interest in girls, bt z lady fair. It was thus armed try so rides our Henly of Dept. 9 world. The other morning about were watching the road closel} at he drove up in front of the for Jeffrey. Instead of the clat 9 A. M., with the unsolicited aid Yes, and you should have see msel's house one evening last ter of hoofs, today we hear the of Whitey Lewis and a 20 ft. belt Sigrist the first time he drov :ek, and here begins our story, sputter of the engine, the creak pole, he took his first lesson in his new Ford Coupe. He sat u was a pathetic smile he flashed of the wheels and the rattle of the astronomy. Proved himself to straight like some undertaker ha on the lady fair, and due to the body. But we see the same de be a very studious pupil, as he embalmed him, and he had citement of the occasion he had termined look upon Henly's face, laid over in the hospital the smile on his face like a chessy ca convulsion while trying to get as he brings his chariot to a rest of the day discovering new Why, he was so nervous he set t of the machine. After much stop, as Paul wore when he made stars and planets. box of safety matches on fir immering and stuttering he his famous ride. Like Paul, he Our old war horse, Charley trying to light a cigarette, so w ally made it plain to the lady knows he is taking a chance. Holstein, met his match the advised him not to go aroun it he wdshed to take her a ride What? You say Paul's old gray other day. He tells us from now any more until he had it insurec his new chariot. She at last mare isn't what she used to be? on his hat is off to the bean At last we have found the ma tisented and they drove forth, Well, we want to tell the world picker. who taught Ponzi high finance tt in the country with only the that neither is Henly's chariot. All fishermen may be liars but He is working in Dept. 9 unde )on to watch, he made his plea Take it from us, that portly all liars are not fishermen, for the alias of Oscar Rickenbackei lich fell upon deaf ears. The gentleman by the name of Stew when some of these birds up in Up to elate we have been unabl y is most heart broken, and be- art certainly knows his line. If No. 9 get together the recording to gather a complete history o ve us, we are certainly going you doubt this statement we are angel has to start writing short him, but we do know that ove live up to our motto of "Live more than sure that a demonstra hand. two years ago he traded si: a house by the side of the tion will convince you, and don't Don't crowd, boys, but the lat chickens for an automobile id, and be a friend to man." be bashful for the said party is est is Snake whiskey. One drink Loaded this same automobile oi e have ordered some of this ever at your service. Our old of that and the movement you go a wheelbarrow and hauled i ive LUfe you see advertised in janitor, Jim, who by the way through makes Gilda Gray's home. Put it together and rai : Police Gazette and other used to be footman at the Hotel shimmy dance look like a Jewish it for two years and then sob pular magazines. We don't Deshler, tells us that this same penny. it for $40. He has already ac ow how it works but w-e imag- Mr. Stewart used to strut into We came upon our old friend cepted a position as president o : the odor attracts the women that place like he was going to Byron today with a far-away the bank we are building, so ge e cheese attracts mice, so if buy it and give it to a bell hop, look in his eyes, and that just re your nickels ready for we an u boys find your girls giving and here he found him shifting a minded us of his trip to Toledo. coming. u the cold shoulder and flock- lathe clutch for his daily dozen. Oh, you know we were there, Things we don't care mucl \ after our Leo so that he has One of the Production men drove up in our new car and about: Sigrist's foolishness, Wat beat them off wdth a club, you became rather excited the other everything. Yes, he was telling son's boxing, Kline's line, am 11 know what is wrong. Don't day and inquired if Watson ever us how nice the machine worked Toth's haircut. W^L Professor W. O. Lambert of South High School and part of his senior class necessity of being well grounded in the fundamentals of English and in starting -»H tV,» l»fFr»„ rnmn,n„ „« tdt -.. TC.U T> _r U.:__ J.-.^.J -_ - . 11 O LAOl IW x JLV^ vi.i> VV 11>I-/ A O, it was not as a cross-check system that these two co The pigs are taught to slide down the chute by being place workers, Herb Hackbarth and Prince Palmer, were ordered an enclosure of wire fencing where they can see and smell a i N to attend the Sells-Floto Circus, but that the Jeffrey Service filled trough of hot mash but can only get to it by going x might furnish its readers with a complete account of all events. gradual incline which terminates at the top of the chute; before Herb meets an old-time friend of his called "Chap," who he pig knows it he is sliding down the chute to the hot mash. T proceeds to interview relative to the training of animals. "Chap" certainly must be some sensation to pigs shooting the chutes imparts the following interesting information to Herb. Animals like after they have learned they will do it without their reward, the human beings thrive on kindness, not cruelty. That the old meth mash. All animals have their reward: The elephants, carrots ods of training animals by punishment with red hot irons, electri their mud bath; monkeys, peanuts and candy; animals of the cally-charged wdres or rods, and pistol shots, have been superseded family, such as panthers, leopards, tigers, etc., catnip; polar b by kindness, observation and reward, that is, the animals are given stale bread and fish; seals, fish. a recess, so to speak after they have been fed. The trainers are "How about training a lion so that a man can put his head secreted in some place watching and noting their various antics. its mouth?" "Well, I didn't intend to tell you about that bi Those that are playful with each other are given parts together; Tippsy, our elephant, has the pip, and if you will promise tc those that climb around a great deal are made wire acrobats or some mullen leaves for her, I'll tell you. trapeze performers or whatever they are adapted to do. "Where do you get these mullen leaves?" asked Herb. "1 "Chap" told Herb how simply these acts are accomplished. Take the race of the clown and the Hippopotamus; you didn't notice is a man by the name of Wm. F. Bleucher, a stock raiser, the other man with a bucket of hot mash quite a distance ahead of exhibits stock at the Ohio State Fair, who has been supplying the clown, did you? Well, that is what the Hippopotamus keeps If you see him he can furnish you wdth some." "All right," steadily after, while the clown, speeding up, and slowing down Herb, "I promise." "Well, here goes," said "Chap." makes it appear like a race. The trick of animals, especially mon This lion tamer is a great tobacco chewer and when he s keys, playing musical instruments, is accomplished by taping a piece his head into the lion's mouth, he squirts a little tobacco juice of red stick candy to the mouthpiece, in such a manner that every its mouth, and the lion having more sense than the man won't time the animal draws in its breath while sucking the candy these have tobacco juice, let alone a big cud of tobacco, in his mouth, specially designed sensitive musical instruments make a noise. just holds his mouth open to keep from swallowing. H THE WEATHERMAN OH, FOR A PICTURE O DON'T STOP IF HE MISSES By Kathryn McCloskey, Min. Pro. By B. W. Gray, Time Dept. Rumor has it that our cl When it comes to weather pre little friend Willie Preest dictions, Mr. Gee has them all taken up a new line of end outclassed, even our own weath in his spare time. We erman. Not long ago when it know for sure but we thinl was raining he said it would be he has issued a challenge fc fine weather ever after and the heavyweight, carpet - be next day it snowed most of the championship of Linden, day, and since then we have this isn't a random guess c heard no remarks from Mr. Gee. because he has been se( 1 Mr. Ustick not long ago said training out there for o some one had a nice brick house month now. Why all the se and yard. He didn't mean a Bill? brick yard, though. We can't say personally Mr. Welling and Mr. Dixon This is a photo of Jim Cramer of Dept. 41, and his wife and daughter, Violet. this being a fact, but we are the new additions to this Jimmie is a member of the 20 Year Service Club and a horseshoe pitcher that that the engine of Thorne office. worried many opponents in the Jeffrey tournaments. One of the boys told us that is so noisy he has to shut It has not just yet been decided Jimmie pitched horseshoes up in the attic all during the winter in order to be to hear the horn blow. "in trim" for this season. when this department wdll have We haven't been able t< its annual outing, but the place out who was that mean p will be the same as last year. WE HOPE THE SEA IS SMOOTH or persons, that ate Mr. Wa By John H. Zeier, Dept. 18 Mr. Vincent has given us a orange. certain date that he just has to Two of our boys in this de down there with you, Sax? Otto Jost didn't have have for his vacation, so we can't partment took passage with their Contributions are asked to buy much to say after he came help thinking that we know what brides on the love ship, June an alarm clock for Art Ander from his week's vacation, for. Rose; Elmer Wolf on the 16th son. Since he moved out on the he remained pretty close The unexpected may happen and Charles Ruhl on the 23d. other side of Linden he has not though. According to H and it generally does, so you May fair weather ever attend been on time once. Maybe he Thorne and George Dyer know that the end is about here them. does not have time to get there must go along with Otto when Mr. Brown quits photog Here's to Edgar Jaynes on the and back. takes his Chevrolet on a ti raphy, Mr. Meadors moves in arrival of the new boy. We wish Schneider took a day off to go that they can tow him in. "town," Mr. Decker gets married, we could drink to him in some to his brother's wedding and he Mr. Holden walks to work, Mr. thing stronger than water. assures us it was no dry affair. Notify McCaleb that Creviston quits chewdng gum, The department will look de Pete Frounaur says there will nickels are the same as a Mr. Vincent decides to be an old serted the first couple of weeks be murder committed if Billy in any kind of a game, bachelor, Mr. Ustick quits fish of July if everybody takes the McCabe ever comes to his house want to shoot any part, Ma ing, Mr. Dickson quits talking, vacation they are talking about. again and gets him out of bed ter get the dime changed I ftlr. Welling starts to work Saxton is going all the way to at midnight to talk base ball. Seems to be quite a little nights, Mr. Curry don't care for Kentucky to fish. He can tell That sobbing we heard last ment between Alva Dun boxing, Mr. Gee stops smoking them as big as he wants to, as we pay day was Stickter being com- Runt Leifeld* over F. O. i R Cutter chains. Who is tl \smusssf.ftfXSi-Y.ms .'^jrttf'•••%"" *' I * .>• >^-> "« #f<4£ ^ W£%*. ODAY it is a common sight to see tourists going through the a vacation trip up through Cleveland. Buffalo, Niagara am city with their camping outfits and equipment fastened on the Thousand Islands, He went over the Million-dollar Highway T running board or on the trunk rack, for this is the time of year Buffalo to Rochester. Harry says that the Tourists' camping gi when outings and camping trips are prevalent throughout the coun at Wellsville, N. Y., is the latest thing in camps. Here they try. We are indebted to Harry Rowe of the Order Dept., his wife practically all modern facilities to aid the Tourist. Electric 1 and little Evelyn, for our front-cover photograph this month. Midge, a kitchen to do your cooking in case you have no stove, a s' the dog, comes in for her share of our appreciation, too. over part of the grounds in case of rain, and police are on Harry and his family are to be envied in their possession of at all times. His father and mother made the trip with then such a convenient and home-like camping outfit. It is a good manner had a delightful time. For a change Mrs. Rowe let Harry sh in which to travel on your vacation, and Harry says it's lots cheaper, the eggs and bacon in the skillet, open cans, make coffee and too. One of the best parts of it is, you can get out and enjoy pare the meals in general. Mrs. Rowe took care of Evelyn—• nature to your heart's content. Nothing is lacking in the way of is some job. equipment and convenience in this outfit and when once set up, The picture in the upper left hand corner is the Rt. Re has all the appearances of a summer cottage and In ideal place to Messerra of Beyrouth, Syria, who came to the United Stat rest. The hatchet in the foreground is for killing mosquitoes and attend a conference between the Orthodox Greek and the Epis breaking eggs. Church. He was completing his tour of this country when 1 Harry just returned short!}' before this picture was taken from met him at the Falls. ^ HOT, AND THEN SOME to hang around here yet, for ond Avenue. Here's hoping that LETTERS OF THAN! By O. W. Evans, Dept. 11 while bound for Indian Lake in a by the time this appears in the To my Co-workers: We don't wish any one any Chevrolet Sedan the brakes posi Service he will be out and around Your very thoughtful e: bad luck, but it would be a relief tively refused to work on a steep again. sions of sympathy and the these days if both sides and the hill near Zanesfield and the car Paul Lavere is our handsome beautiful flowers sent durin ends would fall out of this old met a bridge at the bottom of the and accommodating new clerk. illness and at the death c antique shop we work in. hill, which reduced the machine I don't think he ever gets up at wife and mother are grat Our accident record has gone to junk, but the two men in the night to ride a horse as Paul appreciated.—Richard New and family. * * * down so low in the past few car got away with a few cuts and Revere did but he is doing work weeks that we can't look up and bruises. almost as important, and is on The Jeffrey Company: see bottom through a telescope. Si Crego recently procured the job every minute of the day. We gratefully acknov Let's be more careful, boys. some new food grinders and the your kind expressions of "Fido" Reynolds had the mis dentist told him to go to bed One of the boys, who went out pathy at the death of out fortune to sprain some of the with the new teeth in his mouth. to hear the French General, and mother.-—H. C. McGi' ligaments of his leg and was off He did so, but when he woke up Gouraud, said they must be do family. * * * duty five weeks. "Droopy" Fos the next morning he was lying ing a monologue, for the General ter and "Slicker" Wentzel were on them in spite of the fact that would say a few words, then We wish to acknowdedge off duty for three weeks, both of they fit so tight he had to pry some other man would talk grateful appreciation the e: them having a crushed finger. them out with his fingers. Better a while. Another wanted to go sion of sympathy extended "Coony" Hast is home at this watch them. Si. They wdll get over and clean up on the second lovely floral tribute sent 1: writing nursing a mashed toe. out and bite you. for interrupting the General. Jeffrey Company at the de Members of Twenty-Year Service Club, Including New Members for 1923 Dept. Dept. Dept, Dept. Edward F. Abram Price George H. Eckhart 26 A. S. Latham 4 Albert E. Salisbury 23 Hubert J. Adams 42 J. Eckhart 35 Henry S. Lepps 35 Hilarius Schmidt 7 Jos. Adolph 27 O. R. Ehret 31 Harry Loudenslager 40 George Schmitt 26 Clark Allen Price S. L. Eisel ,..-^ 52 G. R. Lucas Aud. W. G. Schroll 18 Carl H. Archer 65 Wm. Eisel 22 Tim McCarthy 17 J. Schwaigert 4 H. Aschinger 22 C. A. Ferris 42 W. E. McCauley 50 J. Schwartz 43 L. C. Ashley 54 C. E. Fetherolf A. L. McClary 31 J. E. Shaffer 46 Guy Herbert Ault 22 George Fetherolf 5 Warren McDonald 53 Wm. H. Shaffer 46 John J. Baehr 72 H. O. Fisher 41 D. M. McDowell 4 Cary Shockley 32 Emory Ball Mail Anton Fix 31 Clyde McFarland 20 Floyd Shockley 41 Wm. Brady 50 Wm. Fix 72 Merril F. McLaughlin 10 Christie Shoemaker 21 A. C. Bartlett 5 Anna M. Folsom Pur. James E. Manion 42 J. L. Sigrist 21 C. W. Bauman 18 C. D. Ford Carl Messmer 43 John Singleton 40 Otto Bauman 18 Wm. G. Frost 11 E. Miles 53 Wm. G. Slade 26 W. J. Bauroth M. Eng. John Gambs 20 C. C. Miller Edgar Jewett Smart 9 S. B. Belden Exec. John Gerin 43 C. W. Miller Exec. A. G. Smith 10 Wm. Boe 40 Ben Gerlach 18 John W. Miller E. B. Smith 42 Angeline R. Bower Pur. Louis Getz 26 Wm. Earl Miller C. Eng. E. W. Smith 40 Tom Burke Service Paul Grover 14 E. R. Mills 50 Harry A. Smith Pulv. W7m. H. Butterwick 50 Fred Hahn Ch. Eng. Chas. Moore 20 Chas. E. Spencer Road N. S. Carmcll 57 Leonard Hall 20 Pat Moore 18 Conrad Stellar 8 J. G. Chandler M. Eng. J. E. Harris 42 Gill Muth 9 Walter H. Sterner 32 W. F. Charles 19 A. S. Hartle Office G. B. Norris M. Eng. W. R. Swoish 32 Jacob Collmer 43 J. Hayden 40 Thomas Olsen 17 Thomas Taylor 9 Fred Colton Price L. Heidenreich 42 Chris Ossmeyer 14 Frederick J. Theis 42 Frederick C. Coseo....M. Eng. James Hiser 14 Fred Paul 40 J. W. Theurer 65 James M. Cramer 41 Frederick Hof 3 Joe Paul 40 L. P. Thompson 10 John R. Daniels 50 W. J. Holstein C. Eng. Wm. H. Pflager M. Eng. John Henry Tom Ch. Eng. Harley Davis 11 E. L. Hopkins M. Eng. C. Phelps 4(1 A. G. Trump 20 Pearl Davis 11 G. C. Horst Sales Leroy Pringle 22 Edward Van Dyke 22 H. W. DeBruin Wm. Irwin 42 Wm. J. Radebaugh 20 H. Wadsworth 72 Chas. Dellenbach 41 John Jaeger 8 Tobias Reams 41 John Wallace 23 Chas. D.ennison 40 J. A. Jeffrey Exec. J. J. Reeser 5 Richard Wallace 23 O. T. Denune 9 Joseph W. Jeffrey Exec. Wm. Reisley C. E. Waxbom Pat. J. C. Dibb 41 R. H. Jeffrey Exec. George Rentz 25 Fred H. Weis 20 W. W. Dibb 3 Thomas Jones 40 James H. Robbins 20 George Welch 9 F. N. Diehl J. Karlsberger 43 C. E. Roby 22 Eliza R. Wetmore Adv. H. B. Dierdorff J. A. Kelly C. Eng. Ed. Rowe Henry Whipp 11 J. F. Dierdorff Jas. Kenney 42 R. V. Rowley Price Rod Williams 54 Wm. Dierdorff 22 C. A. Killian 3 Fred Rufener 42 Jacob Wolfe 42 Patrick Divine}- 22 L. Kinzelman 23 A. Ruppersberg Acct. J. C. Wood 43 George Dix" 7 F: E. Kline 43 H. W. Rushmer* 52 J. K. Woolman 4 Robert R. Dunlop M. Eng. Daniel Knies C. Eng. Chauncy V. Russel 50 Wayne Wright 22 Frank Dunnick 18 Nettie Knoderer Office John Sabol 20 Carl Zuber 8 ND WE VALUE TRUE brought a box of Frances Wil- Marcella's embarrassment, and second open air dance at Fish- FRIENDSHIP lards. She is contemplating re the amusement of the other pas inger's pavilion on Friday even ollyanna Wigginton, Stenog. Dept. turning to Columbus this fall to sengers. ing, July 27th. On the commit d you ever stop to think of enter Ohio State University. On the morning of June 23d, tee in charge of arrangements real meaning of the word Coming from Milo one day at we were all working along in the were Miss Ruth Melvin and end"? A real friend is one noon, Lucile Selvey and Lora usual Saturday routine, when all Miss Marie Wigginton. thorn you can confide your Hagerman were caught in a of a sudden we heard an exclama Miss Webster, accompanied by ;ts, who is always ready and downpour of rain, the only shel tion in the rear of the room, and Miss Scott of the Y. W. C. A., ng to help you and instead ter they had was a tree, and they stopping to learn the cause "f spent a delightful vacation at nocking you, when you are returned to the office looking the commotion, there was blush Virginia Beach. Enroute home n, gives you a boost, one- like drowned chickens (?). As ing Peg Murday with a diamond they visited Washington, D. C. understands you. When you Miss Hagerman's black lace dress ring on her left hand. We felt Miss Murday spent two weeks with a true friend, you can was not much of a protection, like a bunch of dumb-bells to vacation with her parents at New what you think and express she called a taxi and went home think we were right with her for Straitsville. t you feel. Sometimes we immediately. two hours without even noticing the "sparkler". The credit of the c our friends are offended at Schmittie spent a week of her By the time we receive this discovery goes to Schmittie. t we do, but a real friend is vacation at her home in Wavcrly. issue of Jeffrey Service, Mr. Rob Congratulations, Peg; our loss vs willing to forgive and Marcella Smith boarded a ert Harris of the Production will be Fritz's gain. ?t, and little misunderstand- Livingston car one evening and Dept. will be counted among the often bring friends closer instead of depositing a street car Miss Ruth Curry is substitut- missing, as his marriage to Miss ther. tirlrpt rlrnnnnH Jn -, Toffr»,. 0„ ;.,,,- f~~ lei:,-.. f.MI -- CAIN 1 fi^Jr\ X r>£\i^x-. V^IN YOUR FACE Q/l UOOa Example OJ 1 rust anu VsUnjiucnct: department, but he said he w By W. A. Loar, Dept. .11 NE of the interesting features of Foreign Trade is the possi have to decline as he is too A certain baseball team com bility of building up confidence between our organization timental at weddings; and posed mostly of Jeffrey boys, O and customers that can be retained for many years through other thing, he didn't 1 working in Production, have had our fair and generous treatment. whether to congratulate or some difficulty in winning all That the Jeffrey Company has this confidence is shown by the his sympathies to the bride their league games. Bill Harri letter and blank check, which was filled out complete and signed groom, which was his main son and Elmer Bond, two loyal except for the amount which has been left to us after determining son for not attending. fans of Dept. 31, decided to find the price for the material listed. The following letter was received out the cause, so they followed by Mr. Van Slyke, manager of our Export Division: HOT PRESS NEWS the team to Harrisburg and Bill By Ralph A. Curtiss, Dept. Jeffrey Mfg. Co., learned the cause from a Harris If there is anybody that Columbus, Ohio, U. S. A. burg fan, who told Bill they were tell snake stories like Mon Dear Sirs: too good looking to play ball. will have to go some. The Bill Preest was there, too, and On the advice of the Pine Box Lumber Co., of this place, started in South Africa whe when the fan from Harrisburg I am ordering from you some sprockets as per attached memo. father was in the army. He saw Bill and his boys he had to Inasmuch as I have had a bad fire loss and have to rebuild that he saw a snake 45 ft. speak of their beauty. fruit packing machinery before August 1st, I would very much eat a three room house anc Fritz Keitel is enjoying a vaca appreciate rapid service on your part, and if you will follow his father lassoed it with a tion by motoring through to shipping instructions minutely I will have my material in good and brought it back to camp Yellowstone National Park. Sev season. Enclosed please find blank check, which you may fill also says that this same eral cards have been sent back out to cover cost and will thank you to write me at time of ate three one hundred i from cities along the path and shipment, giving me memo of cost and check filled out. blocks of gun powder, Fritz is having a great time. Very truly yours. white mule will sure mak< During the last month Dept. 31 W. D. Middleton. see some snakes, Monty, has grown. Look at this! The *$ is not all; he can tell them following new men have come out cracking a smile. Mo: to us either from other depart well as entertaining things in of blindness, as they failed to a good golf player and h ments or the outside: Coil, Samp Dept. 31. We have a Drum, a even recognize their friends that played in some champic son, Holtchute, Evans, Mauring, Gardner, a Hammer, a Foreman, passed. games this summer. I Hunt, Davis, Hammer, Healey, a Coil, a Bond, some Wells and Overheard on East Second know if golf makes him tal Moore, Fife, Richardson, Wells, two Moores. Ave.: "Oh! Skinney, Yoo Hoo!, that or not. Ray Fellows, Pappas, Dellen- come here and see the fine new After one of the loudest baugh and a new clerk, Mr. YES, WE HAVE NO BA Chevrolet Sedan. I wonder who ings that any departmen Doyle. We welcome all and hope NANAS TODAY it belongs to?" pulled off, Harry Geis passi they will take a real interest in By E. A. Weis, Dept. 14-D "Don't you know who owns the smokes in Dept. 45. Dept. 31 and fall in with the boys Well boys, the spring chicken that car? Why that belongs to was united in marriage to to push this department further and sweet corn season is again Herb Little." Louise Bodman of Gran ahead. with us, and we are all going to We were sorry to lose Paul Heights, Thursday, June When any department needs accept Bob Reinhart's kind in Critchfield from 14 Saw Dept. Harry is also captain c an expert craneman, page Mr. vitation to a big country dinner He resigned to go into other Electrical bowding team the Davis of 31. in the near future. fields of endeavor. Jack Delaney first place in the Jeffrey Mr. Coil says Mr. Davis can Herb Little, who spent the last of Dept. 14-B has been promoted last season. do anything. We are inclined to two weeks of June vacationing, to fill the vacancy. Another good man has believe him after hearing this says he is all pepped up and Bollens, formerly of 14-G, has wrong. Paul Reese passe one. The first time he saw a ready for another year's grind. been transferred to Production, the smokes to the boys the bicycle he got on and rode off— Walter Leonard is leaving on as has Johnson of Dept. C-l. day after another one of th that's good. On his first attempt July 28th for his annual vacation One morning not long ago, our bellings of Dept. 45, and 1 on a motorcycle he again made down on the farm. We offer our old friend Fitzgerald of 14-A-l the writer, they sure cat good—that's better. His first deepest sympathy to his mother's was standing outside the gate you one. attempt at driving an auto was a chickens during the two weeks calmly enjoying 30 minutes in Bill Wolfendale has le success—that's best, but what do he will visit her. Havana, so the cigar ad reads, and Canada on his honeymoor you think of this? The first We wish to extend our con he failed to hear the 6:30 whistle says he is going where it i time he was in an airplane he gratulations to Jim Frazinni of which immediately brought him After he comes back it v just flew away. Some bird, we Dept. 14-D, Ray Malone and back to 1st Ave., and 20 minutes hard to hold Bill. Bill is think. Homer Johnson of Supply Stores, late. Fitz says no more Ha- the few that returned fror Fred Butler is to be congratu who embarked on the sea of vanas for him but plain Galla there with the Princes: lated again—no, not a marriage matrimony. Good luck and best ghers, which are closer to home. Army, and can tell you sor or a baby, just the fact that Fred wishes, boys, and may all your In one of our earlier issues we interesting stories of his li has gained the title and honor troubles be little ones. remarked that we thought Doyle experience. of chief inspector for Dept. 31. Have you seen the smile on was going to become the father C. W. Sipes, our forenic Mike Whalen says he doesn't the face of Harold Lyons? His of a Ford. Our guess was cor returned after a 3-weeks' : want to be in the service this folks, who have been living at rect, as he now has a new spick ing trip through the east. time but somebody wants him New Lexington, Ohio, have and span Ford Sedan which he there, so here goes. We asked has named "Blackberries." Larry Luckhaupt has moved to Columbus. "I love my ( Mike for his photo and he said, ma's cooking," says Harold, We have several new arrivals bought a new home in "get a good looking man." which accounts for the broad in our departments, among whom view Heights. Two things we don't see in smile. is Mr. Albert Black, who hails Mike Whalen, who g< Dept. 31: A bootlegger having The man who wrote the phrase from a neighboring state noted Ohio State in the fall and a rummage sale on old stuff and "Love is Blind" surely knew his for its mountains and moonshine, in Dept. 45 in the sumim the 5 o'clock whistle. onions. We happened to pass mostly the liquid kind. returned. Gbad to see yot Many a man's face is his for- Nate Foreman and his best girl We don't like to say anything Mike. vv in±s\*\jrn.ru ±yj uuie 1VI1J-/0 1 Cathryn McCloskey, Min. Pro. Dept. o*wimming wessons jor remaies ay Mail By Ellen B. Schultz, Dept. 75 eorge Dyer started for a little By Mildred Kunjcle, Stores Office Dept. 75, located on the second ation in his Lizzie, Jackson, Anyone desirous of learning to We take notice Runt Leifeld floor of the administration build o, being his destination, swim, see Paul Isennagle. He is getting used to married life. ing, has recently been formed to en he was almost there his says he gave correspondence les We saw him in front of a depart assist the time and cost depart broke down so George and sons to a school of fish. There's ment store with a suit case in his ments. The new system elimi family had to walk the rest a good chance, girls. It is never hand, waiting no doubt for his nates the use of the time clock, he way. too late to learn. wife. and is under the supervision of Mr. F. N. Diehl, and his able rank Roberts made a trip to The weather is unusually hot An ambitious fair-haired youth assistant, Jewel Close. ijara Falls in his Ford. His in August and no one should un of the Stores Office has a great a good one. He only used necessarily exert himself. Of deal of trouble with a certain Our clerks are Janet Wagner, gallons of oil. course we do not intend to imply 1913 product which looks like Marion Sands, Evelyn Gray, Alice Maxwall, Naomi Little r. Warren had a very fine that anyone should shirk his re Barney Google's Spark Plug and from the Move Dept., Mrs. For to Cleveland, Buffalo and sponsibilities and occupy his time has the same fire and pep when est Justice from Dept. 32 and jara Falls. He evidently took in condoling with himself be action demands. Sticks and Mrs. Ellen Schultz, formerly of intage of the bathing while cause the weather is uncomfort stones cause but little trouble to develand, for he was so sun- able. this gallant hill climber. Dept. 5. icd when he returned we Even the girls are getting the Our girls are interested in their As we were coming to work work so much that two of [ly knew him. the other day we noticed a Ford automobile fever. Helen Wells is driving a new Maxwell sport our number came in at six-thirty ck Lyons spent his vacation car being weighed down by a Saturday, June 30. brick. If Henry Ford won't add model. Step on her, Helen. buckeye Lake fishing, as that Last but not least we introduce more weight to his machines, We've been wondering why the most restful sport and our wide awake messengers, Rob we'll have to see that there's Owen Cozad has been wearing needed a rest. ert Beach and George Dyer. r. Hammond motored thru some hitching posts installed. all smiles lately. It looks like he's in love. We don't blame leaver Falls, Pa., to spend a It's too bad Bob Hayes fell him, though. A nice Ford Sedan The 20 Year Service Club held days wdth his brother. It by the wayside in the Golf Tour to ride in and a nice little girl by their annual outing and initiation a very fine trip outside of a nament. Better luck next time, his side. Well, who wouldn't be at Fishinger's on June 30th, and ir accident he saw on one of Bob. happy? from all reports they sure must hills. More vacationist^. Mary Heck- have had a wonderful time. Chris chibald St. Elmo Selby or spent a pleasant week at Ak Lost: A mustache, owned by Ossmeyer of Dept. 14-H received Mr. Thomas of the Order Dept. e to Bloomfield, West Va., ron. Willis Russeil motored to his membership on that day. We He says he waited three weeks week in his Ford, Jamestown, N. Y., in his flivver wonder how Fred Diehl and C. for it to grow and without much award Leinbaugh is leaving without a bit of trouble. Buck C. Miller felt after their slide for result, so he scraped off the fuzz rday for Cedar Point, where eye Lake saw Eddie Dellenback's life. Slem Lathem says the club on his upper lip. xpects to spend the rest of smiling face for a week. owes him $10.00, the cost of hav summer. Hope you have a Herb Taylor says this hot We have to hand it to John ing his suit cleaned after the time, Howard. weather has nothing on Alabama. Glackin for being an expert beautiful ducking he received. st but not least is Don Mar- He says it was so hot there that swimmer. He can be seen most who is leaving Saturday a bull dog was chasing a cat and any night in the Indianola pool. Davy Trager, the hustling a trip to Maine, Montreal, both were walking. We notice Cury never removes Chain Production man, who re da, New York, Cleveland If a girl wears a last year's his cap, and now to think that signed some weeks back to be possibly Washington, D. C. dress she is out of style, but—if Raymond Smith keeps his straw come a merchant prince, has de 2 trip, but we wonder who she wears a dress dated back to hat on all day. Of course it's cided that he was cut out to be oing to furnish the sand- King Tut's time she is all "dolled becoming, but why not leave us an Iron King, therefore Davy is up" in the very latest. in on the secret, Smitty? again back with us. mTTT '''it: rrmTT HTTTTTT "; n nr Three liss Ruth Ware, a Columbus girl, became Mrs. Dept. S came in for its share of June weddings June has been the most popular month of the year Wolf on Saturday, June 16th. Elmer is to be when Miss Ruth Patton decided to take a chance with for weddings and Chariot R..V.1 ™-i u:_ T L_.-J_ you have, you are enjoying your tional value we gei oui oi u, Jeff r e y e r v 1 c e work and you like it. will forget that there is a ch Edison once said, "I haven't We hear a man say that Published Monthly at Columbus, Ohio, by The Jeffrey any watch; 1 never wanted to time passed very fast today, know what time it was." He is Manufacturing Company right away we know that achieving something that he glor man was doing something Published in the interest of the whole Jeffrey Organization, Factory, Office ies in. held his interest and attent and Field. Sent free to all employees of The Jeffrey Company. Very often the clock is the He enjoyed his work and in Items of interest, personals, photographs, suggestions and stories are requested most conspicuous object in a from all employees in any department of the service. joying it he was getting so room but if we work for the en thing out of it and putting W. A. GRIEVES Editor-in-Chief E. A. WANNER Editor joyment, experience and educa knowledge to a test. L. H. McREYNOLDS Asst. Editor ASSOCIATE EDITORS °£ C. C. Miller Vernon Art F. O. Peterson E. C. Home, Western Editor "VACATIONS IS FUNNY THINGS" STAFF ARTISTS By Paul Ii. Isennagle, SU>res Office Harold Hess and Henry Ruhwedel Staff Photographers: F. A. Behmer and W. G. Wagner T UST when I am sittin' here and wonderin' what I am goin' ti STAFF CORRESPONDENTS IN FACTORY AND OFFICE on my vacation along comes Mac and says will I write hi BY DEPARTMENTS Dept. Dept. J story for the next edition of the Service. Now, in the first r. R. A. Stevenson 3 Karl Webster Chain Eng. I don't see why he should of ast me when they is guys, such as George Smith 5 Marie Wigginton Stenographers Asa Weatherby ' E. G. Holzbacher Order Dept. Hugo fer instance, which has me skinned as far as from here tc Miller & Martin 9 Ben W. Gray Time Dept. Oma Bailey, Chain 10 Mrs. Pettitt Co-op. Store stone age when it comes to writin'. Anyways its too denied he Kathryn McCloskey, Mining 10 Mildred Kunkle Stores Office do anything but take a vacation. Vacations is funny things, O. W. Evans 11 H. A. Flanagan Pricing Dept. E. A. Weis 14 Winifred Everard Adv. Dept. never know where to go, and after you git there you wish you R. Russell 17 H. E. Eichorn Power House somewheres else. John Zeier .- 18 Jerry Gifford Laboratory W. E. Pettitt 20 Agnes Ferguson Special Cor. It's lots easier for single folks to take vacations than it is O. Snouffer 22 J. G. Chandler Special Cor. Harry Barker 26 Harry Rowe Special Cor. folks what is hitched. If a single feller wants to get some placi Pond & Drone 23 and 27 Jimmie White Special Cor. W. A. Loar 31 Earl Stroup Special Cor. ups and go's without no fussin' and arguin', but the other poor Margaret Lorbach 32 Carl Hugo Trik Special Cor. never knows where he is goin'. Him and the good wdfe spend L. C. Mertens 41 Walter Bauroth Special Cor. Roy A. Francis 43 C. E. Fetherolf Special Cor. winter talkin' and fussin' about it and they never git their n R. A. Curtiss 45 A. D. Mahoney Special Cor. Ellen B. Schultz 75 Paul Isennagle ...Special Cor. made up until the grips is packed. He generally wants to go Harold Schrock Mall. Fdry. Mayme Schmitt Special Cor. off where they ain't nobody around and where he can lay aroun day or fish and not have to think about dressin' up or shavin' they are ready to start back to town. She wants to go to some KEEP PLUGGING AWAY what he had thrown away in the 1 EARLY everything we do morning. place where they is a big hotel and folks dress fer dinner and e thing, cause otherwise what is slhe got all them clothes fer. that is worth while has a It is a hard matter many times N figures that they can meet lots of nice people and maybe git t certain amount of drudgery for us to use our self-control to selves invited out fer dinner, which is just what he don't war connected with it. Some one has do the things we know to be our more than he wants to get up and go to church on Sunday mor said that of all the work that duty. We know that if we put They go to the big hotel. Maybe one year they go out to i produces results nine-tenths is forth the effort and keep plug somewheres. It is just his luck to find some place where ske painstaking toil. Genius with ging away until the task is com out labor is no better off than pleted we will be rewarded with labor without genius. No matter the greatest satisfaction that can what wonderful plans we have be had, that of having accom for doing things, we accomplish plished something. HOTOGRAPHS and a writeup of General nothing unless we put them into P Gouraud and his visit to the Jeffrey Plant will action. be shown on the center pages of next month's Almost every one of us at WATCHING THE CLOCK Service. We have some splendid photographs of this times, especially during the hot E have all at one time or occasion that will he of interest to all of you. weather, gets tired of what he is W other become bored. It doing and would like to quit and might have been in our get away from it. It seems to us younger days when a story didn't as though every one else is hav interest us; in listening to one of is big as wasps and if they is a little garter snake within 16 ing it easier than we, and we feel our acquaintances relate an in she will see it, and that settles that. Next year they go to the that we would be more satisfied cident that lacked character or shore and friend husband thinks he will see a lot of nice 1- if w-e could trade places for a educational value; or in your bathing suits like they show in the picture section of the Ga while. work you become bored because but when they git there he finds 1453 long-faced cops which sa; There is a story of a man who it does not interest you. females can step out of a bathhouse door with anything less tl had a dream. In the dream all In all these cases you will in kimona on. And that vacation is ruined. The folks next door men, on a certain day, were able variably find that we were con home and say what a wonderful trip they had on the lakes and to cast all their worries and all tinually watching the clock or they was on such a fine boat and everything. You go for the the things they disliked to do on looking at our watch, as the case trip and draw some old hulk to ride on, and when you git bad a pile. The only requirement was may be, to ascertain when it tell how the Captain said it was the worst storm he ever seen, that before sun-down each man would all be over. We were bored ways the fish must of got fat. must pick out of this pile some and were always glad when the Young fellers and girls is just about the same. If they thing that some one else had end came. When you see a man eit some place where they can dance all afternoon and most c thrown awray; that is, they had continually looking at a clock or night, it just ain't no vacation. Then there is always the small n to trade with someone else. He his watch you know immediately of what kind of clothes to take. If you take all summer clot! watched the pile grow until it that he is becoming bored and usually freezes up and if you take heavy ones it gits so hot you became the size of a mountain. losing interest in what he is doing wear nothin' but a bathin' suit. A woman usually tries to take e Every one was happy until they or in what you are saying. thing she has, which would be enough to stay a year, while : began to try on something that Are you always watchihg the husband says all he is goin' to take is 1 suit Csf B. V. D.'s : ~1-~ 1 1 A:<.„^rApA Tf rlnrk nr are von doiner something extra pair, 'cause the ones he's got on might get a hole in, ; JL^hKLY i^ocige. name was a candidate of the Club. This year he was JEFFREY for the Twenty Year Service on the initiation committee and Club in 1922, and on their annual he had a chance to see some of V'HCYS WHO picnic took the ride down the the other boys ride the goat. He WHO'S WHC slide into the muddy water that also belongs to the Jeffrey Build made him a full-fledged member ing and Loan Association. CARL HAYES PROVES TO BE A REGULAR STEWARD AT PICNIC By Winifred Everard, Adver. Dept. On Saturday, June 23d, the not near her. Mrs. Wanner asked members of this department mo Ed to hit her one and he did but tored to Camp Johnson for their she muffed it. Mahoney held annual picnic and good-time fest. clown first base like a veteran. I say motored—most of us did, We were forced to stop on ac but Mac and his family went count of darkness, and after a with Faye Ulrick in her new day that will not be forgotten Ford and they weren't sure very soon, we started for home. whether they would get to their Oh yes, Hayes says that Sylvia destination or not. Thanks to owes him about a can of grease, Faye and to the fact that the she having got about that much curb wasn't higher, they arrived on her dress from his machine. IWARD FRANCIS ABRAM O. K. The roll was called about From what we hear we are go HUBERT J. ADAMS Pricing Dept. 2:30 P. M., everybody being ing to have another picnic in a Department 42 J OU wouldn't think it to present, including old Sol him week or so. only one thinj look at him now, but when self, but of course Dorothy had Ruth McGinty moved into her I like toc do better thai Eddie came to work for to drive him behind some dark new home on Arden Road while pitch horseshoes a n c Jeffrey Company he was what clouds by getting her camera all she was taking a week's vacation. that is to hunt." says Ber set for a picture. call a half-pint size. He had Having an awful time getting Adams. He doesn't get mud itand on one file case in order However, the rain didn't stop down to work in the mornings time to do either any more foi look into another, but Eddie the bunch from going swimming, aren't you, Ruth? he is a busy man these days ship grown some since then and and even Ruth McGinty braved Saturday, June 23rd, was Syl ping out supplies. v could be easily classed as the very wet water of the river. via Webster's last day with us, Bert was born about six miles full-quart size. Ruth was almost afraid to go in having accepted a more lucrative from Westerville in Delaware Iddie was born on May 23, this time for she fell in last year position with the Standard Oil County on October 30, 1877. He 5, in Columbus; evidently the when the gang went wading. Co. in the city. attended the country schools anc n was to his liking, for he- Hess had his eye on her, fearing We welcome Miss Mercedea when he was 21 years old joinee: been living here ever since. she might duplicate her feat. Mason and Miss Christine Whip the 5th Cavalry, regular army went through the grade The fellows all played ball in ple. We hope they will like us serving fifteen months in Porte ool and finished two years of the water and most of us girls and enjoy being in our depart Rico and thirteen months in the h school work at St. Patrick's spent our time trying to find ment. Best wishes from every Philippines. lege, then he went to Central smooth rocks on the bottom to body. He moved to Columbus in ;h School to take a business stand on. Miss Creamer had a If they let those awnings elown August, 1902, and came to work rse. terrible time the next day, walk up above us very much after a for the Jeffrey Company the fol .iter leaving school Eddie ac ing. The Volley Ball game in rain, we suggest that they furnish lowing month in Dept. 24. Here ted a position with Frank L. the water was interesting, Mrs. us with raincoats. Mahoney, he worked on the wagons that kard, Architect, staying there Mahoney and Mrs. Wanner Wallwork and Miss Harrington were used to haul Jeffrey pro months, after which he spent proving to be quite adept at the got all wet one day last week ducts to the freight houses. Bert i months with the Pennsyl- game. when someone let them down. says that in those days they had ia R. R. He came to work After everyone had gotten wet Mahoney thought the roof was to load mining machines with a the Jeffrey Co. in Nov., 1902, enough and something told us tailing in by the way he jumped. hand crane where now they have the capacity of stenographer, that the eats needed attention, the large electric cranes. Assistant Editors do queer er Mr. N. C. Kingsbury. we all went back to the camp. things at times, hut Mac pulled He worked in this department He seemed to think that this Now we come to the special at a new one when he put their ten years and in 1912 was trans ; a pretty good place to work traction of the day—the well- baby to sleep for his wife with ferred to Dept. 42, where he is a organized Hayes' restaurant. We he has been here ever since. out removing the baby's shoes good and reliable worker. Bert certainly did do that feed jus has charge of the Pricing or stockings. seldom misses a day and seems to lartment, having grown up tice. Beans, sandwiches, pickles, enjoy his work very much, the Ii it and learned it from A to olives, oranges, potato chips, lots Carl Hayes says he carries the harder it is the hitter he likes it. As the saying goes, Eddie of honest-to-goodness lemonade, alphabet with him, and upon in Bert belongs to the K. of P. vestigating we found that he had ows his onions" about pric- peanuts, and yes, we had some lodge, the Spanish War Veterans, his initials in his new straw hat. bananas (see Ed. Wanner) and the Jeffrey Building and Loan They are C. W. A. H. Sounds )n June 25th, 1919, Eddie de- cakes. We are indebted to Miss Association, the Mutual Aid As almost like a local radio station id to take unto himself a Harrington for the selection of sociation and the Twenty Year call. .- and he chose Miss Corinne the menu. Oh, where was the Club. ehers. One child, Elizabeth tablecloth? We are glad to have Mrs. Mar In 1903 he married Margaret i, aged three, resulted from After the feed a ball game was shall back with us again after Masters and they had two girls. union, and you will find them started, Wallwork and Hayes her recent illness. Ethel, age 20, and Doris, age 18. ,-cry happy family at 1008 choosing up sides. Mrs. Goddard It isn't everyone that can dis Mrs. Adams died in 1914 and ick St. Eddie certainly likes pitched for one team and it was tinguish the sound of one Ford Bert married Miss Edith Rogers "Stop that monkey business or I'll put you hard-boiled birds in the jug," said W. G. Frost of Dept. 11, who strutted around behind a nice shiny sheriff's badge. About noon time he threw away his club and buried his nose in a lunch basket. We don't know why the officers carried such formidable-looking clubs unless it was to get an opportunity to "even the score" with the committee that initiated them last year. oAnnual Picnic of Twenty-Ye Initiation of Qandidc N June 30th, Howard's Sterner and Leroy Pringle. drove, just west of Fish- Jim Chandler's side was fi O inger's Bridge, proved a bat but was retired in one delightful place to the members three order. Capt. Tob 1 of the Jeffrey Twenty Year Ser led off for his side and h vice Club and their families when Jim Cramer were soon p< the third annual picnic of the on first and second bases, organization was held. ter Jeffrey came to bat a An interesting ball game be the first pitch he socked the tween the Reds and the Blues clear over the trees for th was the first event on the day's home run of the day. Th program. The Red Team con time J. W. came to ba sisted of Capt. Tob Reams, Jim Hopkins made him fan t Cramer, Jimmie Kelly, Walter mosphere. Behind the hi Jeffrey, Pearl Davis, Bill Shaffer, Butterwick played like a Guy Ault, Al Salisbury and league catcher — like a Chauncey Russell. The Blue Gowdy. The game was Team consisted of Capt. Jim and tuck affair, but final Chandler, Bill Eckhart, Floyd Red Team routed the Blue Top picture—pitching horseshoes and "Safe on first" in the ball game. Cen Shockley, H. O. Fisher, Walter a 19 to 15 score. ter picture—testing lung power with balloons. Bottom picture—tandem balloon race. cer Pup, swung a mean club and preserved the peace and dignity for the picnic. Next year we'll have a cop or two to watch him, as he treated the lunch very cruelly. The beautiful straw hat which adorns Fred's head is just one of the many that were distri buted to all the members of the Twenty Year Club and their wives. These hats were appre ciated during the day, as the sun was quite hot. Some of the la dies might sew a few onions, radishes and rooster feathers on their hats and make a wonderful creation for their next Easter bonnet. lub is Big Success \bout noontime large baskets was held. It seems that C. W. jan to appear and soon fried Miller and J. W. Jeffrey had cken, sandwiches, salads, the stakes magnetized, for their ins, olives, pickles, potato shoes would either encircle them ps, fruit and other good things or nestle up against them in a re arranged on the tables and very affectionate manner. Some :n the fun began. Coffee and of our best horseshoe pitchers lonade were furnished in lib- found the pace too fast. .1 quantities. We don't know Dayton Phelps, so n of 10 made the lemonade but it "Chance" Phelps of Department s real lemonade—not the cir- 40, was the speed king of the ; kind. Our belt was shifted afternoon in the races and con 'eral notches to make room for tests. We believe that "Chance" the lemonade our thirst de- put springs in the boy's shoes. .nded. In addition to the Dayton finished first in five nks, cigars, candy, peanuts, events, although only one prize p, chewing gum and balloons was allowed to each contestant re given out freely. in order to distribute the prizes Immediately following dinner more liberally. horseshoe elimination contest Continued on page ten Top picture, start of the wheelbarrow race; center picture, barrel-tilting c test; bottom picture, nail-driving contest for women. THE CHIGGERS ARE G Wtt AKrJ. tUK YUU, AL, JIGGING! Twenty-Year Service Club Picnic By W. E. Pettitt, Dept. 20 Continued froi By John H. Zeier, Dept. 18 ( page nine On June 21st. Mr. Alfred G« Come on, you blackberry pick- 1—Crab race for boys. charged pad, through a trough oi lach of Dept. 20 was married .-rs, the chiggers are waiting. 2—Butterfly race for girls. molasses and a bed of feathers, Miss Gabrielle Genteline. Alfr Yes, and we hope these durn in 3—Plate sailing contest for but this was a part of ihe pre has De-en with the company sects die of starvation soon. men. liminary procedure. After this years and he has been a faithl Henry Durthaler, happening to 4—Back, hop, crab, run race part of the journey was com co-worker at all times. 1 near Anderson tell another fellow for boys. pleted an upholstered paddle con treated his comrades to a box the size of a lot which was 40x 5—Flag relay race for girls. taining blank cartridges was fine cigars so they could smo 138, asked if that was all the 6—Lemon throw and relay race brought into service. This pad to his happiness. We wish y deeper he was allowed to dig. for boys. dle was applied with sufficient good luck. Carl Schuman motored to 7—Ditto for men. arm power to be fell by the can Fred Weis, general foreman Niagara Falls to see if the water 8—Orange and lemon exchange didates. The victims were then Depts. 20 and 45, led the f< ran up hill. He tried to cross for girls. led up an incline and given a se«l lowing men of the 20 Year Cl over to Canada but they would 9—Barrel tilt for boys. overlooking a pool of water. In on their annual picnic: Cly not let him take that can of his 10—Ditto for men. this pool beautiful red anel blue McFarland, Charlie Moore, Jo across so he had to pay ten cents 11—Needle and nail race for and green and yellow inflated Sabol, Gus Trump, Jim Robbi and walk across to get a drink. women and men. rubber fish floated serenely along and Bill Radebaugh. - Love must be constant if after 12—Wheelbarrow race for waiting to be hooked. The can Bill Radebaugh, for ma three years of wedded life a man boys. didates were given a pole and years in the service of the coi will motor back and forth to 13—Tandem balloon race for line and hook and told to catch pany and of this department, u Buckeye Lake every night and girls. a carp, bass, perch, or whatever fortunately met with an accide morning just to be with little 14—Ditto for boys. would bite on their hook. About on June 21st, and all of us jc wife. What say, Otto Draudt? 15—Treasure hunt for all. this time a lever would be pulled with one accord in wishing hm And speaking of love, after and the candidate's seat would quick recovery. many years George Hayes has From one to seven o'clock an collapse, leaving the unfortunate Leonard Hall, another veter fallen and fallen hard. All day orchestra played in the dance fisherman drop into the pool be of this department, has return long his song is, "My heart beats pavilion for all who cared to low. All of those who took the to work after three weeks of i among the beet fields of Toledo step out on the floor. drop appreciated the water im ness. Welcome back, Leonard. mensely. Two of the victims, far away." Al Salisbury, who had charge There are a good many in tl Fred Diehl and Charlie Miller, Stickter just had to have a of the goat for initiation of new department on their vacation a showed their liberal and unselfish vacation so he sold his silk members, called in the candi several mere will go in a f< spirit by inviting Slem Lathem shirts but still has his silk B. dates for their journey through days. The men that are now to take a dip in the pool. They V. D.'s, and just as soon as it the wild anel wooly at about 2:30 vacations are Breskie, Robbi even assisted him to do so altho gets cool he will hock them to o'clock. They were divested of and Sabol. It is understood, t against his will, and he came up get his overcoat out. their clothes and dressed in not definitely known, that th with his clothing somewhat As was to be expected, Saxton khaki union suits and then are visiting Hoot Gibson of t dampened but the old smile was is telling them big about that started along their journey, led movies. still there. fishing trip to Kentucky, but he by Ed. Abram, George Eckhart, Tom Larcamp, foreman is not saying anything about the Tob Reams and Bill Irwin, who It was a grand old picnic, eats, Dept. 20, will leave within t wrong road he took. acted as guides. It was anything ball games, music, dancing, races, next ten days on his vacatic We have been informed that but delightful to walk over the initiation, crowd, weather and and he states in his humble w Pat Moore, while he was enjoy sharp crushed stone, electrically- all. that he expects to go over t ing his vacation over at the lake, same route as our President, was naturalized by joining the ¥• is understood that Tom will ma shirt-tail army. several speeches along the w< COOL IN AN ICE HOUSE, AND SO DO WE YES By Oma Bailey, Chain Pro. Dept. By B. W. Gray, Time Dept. What we want to know is why 'Twill be a cool summer in Speedy Donahue don't wait until 1923—Old stuff, we are finding he gets his vacation to get mar out for ourselves. ried? We wish you all the happi The Time Dept. has already ness and luck in the world, outgrown its new clothes. Move Speedy. over, please. The new faces in Chain Pro We staged quite a wrestling duction are Messrs. Green, Cook match recently. Principals: Time and Bollens. Here is luck to Dept. vs. New System. you, boys. The well-known comic charac We have Dave Trager back ter, "Spark Plug," is now on the with us and he gets here on time. Time Dept. roll. How do you do it, Dave? Since we have all been working Vacation time is here and Mr. days and nights the notes from McLaughlin and family spent this writer will be pretty scarce the week end of the 4th. on a this month. motor trip to Niagara Falls and Wilbur Russell says, "I prac Buffalo. FUNNY, WE DON'T SEE THE ticed pitching shoes in the base Mr. H. A. Lee and family spent AND STILL THEY LOST THI FISH ment all winter and then failed their vacation at Bucyrus, Ohio. GAME It would be hard to tell whether Mac H. O. Fisher of Dept. 41 was one had a fish on the hook or was just to find a place to play." All Lee, learning to drive his father- the main reasons why the fielders on playing with the worm. Here we have right, better to have pitched and in-law's car, reports a fine time Red team at the Twenty Year Club i three generations and they are real lost than never to have pitched and no serious accidents. nic moved back several feet. Whet fishermen, too. Say "Fish" and you can at all. We don't know the date Gabel he hits the ball or not he swings a m< i\ea« ine new ± IUJJU- v>u«c i/# J. CH. M' I »»«. c. 815. VEHICLES—RIGHT OF ANY motorists have had occasion to appear in our Muny any theater, church, hotel, bank, mi tuary, hospital, or state, county WAY Court, and so some have camped in the cooler over night, (b) Vehicles shall keep to the right M municipal building; said space to le of the center of the street. A ve- because of their violation of the traffic code of the City of designated by the director of pub :le overtaking another shall keep to Columbus. To save you time, money and embarrassment it would safety and caused to be marked or in e left of the overtaken vehicle in pass- pay you to become familiar with these extracts: cated by markings on the sidewalk g, and it shall be the duty of the driver curb or by standards or signs during t the overtaken vehicle when a warning time in which such building is used given that an overtaking vehicle is occupied, except for the purpose of stc out to pass, to drive to the right as ping to take on or let off passengers r as convenient towards the curb or for loading or unloading merchandl rked machines to give said overtaking and then only for a sufficient length hide an opportunity to pass when said time to accomplish such purpose; r •ertaking vehicle is operated within shall any vehicle be permitted to pj e speed limit as provided in this or- or stand in front of the entrance to nance. No vehicle shall pass another public driveway or before a privi driveway or garage entrance, exc< a street intersection. with the consent of the owner there (e) Vehicles turning to the left into Said standards to be erected at the c [other street, alley or highway shall pense of the property owner or tenant iss to the right of and beyond the nter of the street or alley intersection (j) No part of any vehicle shall fore turning. parked on any sidewalk of any str (f) Vehicles, at all times, shall keep or alley. eir right side to the curb, and when (k) No vehicle shall stand or ossing from one side of the street to parked on the west side of Fourth stre e other shall do so by describing a from Town street to Rich street; i mi-circle so as to head in the same south side of Town street, from Fou: rection as the traffic on that side of street to Market street; the north s e street. of Rich street from Fourth street (g) A vehicle shall not back to make Market street; nor on Market strt turn or turn between street intersec- from Rich street to Town street, s ons, but shall go forward to a street streets being adjacent to the cent hour in other portions thereof shall be there are no car tracks, vehicles may ossing, where a turn can be made market house; nor on the north side presumptive evidence of a rate of speed park with front or rear wheels next to ithout backing or obstructing traffic. Vine street, from High street to Spi greater than is reasonable or proper. the curb. (i) Vehicles of every kind and descrip- street; the south side of Spruce str« For violation of Sections 816-a and (d) No vehicle shall be parked in an going in the same direction with any from High street to Space street; 816-b any person may, upon conviction, Fieser street, Young street, Zettler reet car shall not pass between such Wall street from Vine street to Spri be fined not less than five dollars nor street, Lazelle street or Pearl street, reet car and the curb while a person street, nor on Space street, from V more than two hundred dollars or im between Naghten street and Mound persons are going from the curb street to Spruce street, said streets bei prisoned not more than six months, or street except next to the east curb iwards the street car track for the adjacent to the north market hou: both, or may be deprived of the right to headed north, nor in Wall street or jrpose of getting on such street car, nor on the south side of Mt. Verr drive on the streets of the city of Ludlow street, between Naghten street • when such car has stopped for the avenue, from Nineteenth street to Columbus for a period not less than and Mound street, except next to the irpose of taking on or discharging east lot line of the lot upon which thirty days nor more than ninety days. west curb, and headed south; and no issengers, until such vehicle has first east market house is located; the e (Sec. 827). vehicle shall be parked in Locust street, >me to a full stop, provided that after side of Nineteenth street from Mt. V Elm street or Lynn street, between jming to a full stop such vehicles may (h) The driver of any vehicle intend non avenue to the first alley south Fifth street and Scioto and Water •oceed as soon as the same may be done ing to turn to the left to cross the street Mt. Vernon avenue, the alley south streets, except next to the north curb ith due regard to the rights and safety shall, before making said turn, drive his Mt. Vernon avenue, from Nineteei headed west; nor in Capital street. : pedestrians. car to the right a sufficient distance to street to the alley east of Nineteei clear the line of traffic or driveway in Chapel street. Walnut street, Cherry (k) Subject to the provisions of the street, alley east of Nineteenth str said street. street, and Noble street between Fifth for such distance as the same abuts receding paragraph of this section at street and Scioto and Water streets ex 1 street intersections where no traffic Sec. 818. LIGHTS the east market house site during mar (a) Each and every motor vehicle cept next to the south curb and headed hours as said hours are scheduled z fncer is stationed, vehicles and street east. ars approaching the crossing on the traveling along or standing upon the provided by Section 627 of the Colu ght and reaching the intersection of public streets or highways of the city (f) No vehicle shall stand at the curb bus Code of 1919, for a longer per ud streets at the same time or before shall display during the period from on High street, between Naghten street than one hour in any one day. Nothi lose approaching from the left, shall thirty minutes after sunset to thirty and Main street, between the hours of in this section shall be construed to p ave the right of way over the latter. minutes before sunrise a red light and eight o'clock a. m. and six o'clock p. m. vent persons from loading and unloadi white light on the rear thereof and two for a period longer than one hour in any (n) A vehicle or automobile over- vehicles in said streets in compliai white lights on the front thereof, one on one square or in the same square within iking a street car shall not pass to the with other sections of this traffic code each side of the car, the rays of which the following hour; or on Third street, :ft of the overtaken car in passing. white light on the rear thereof shall shine between Chestnut street and Town (1) Parking in East Fifteenth avei (o) Vehicles are prohibited from mak- upon and illuminate each and every part street; on Chestnut street, between High within a distance of fifty feet from lg left hand turns at the intersection of the license number borne upon such street and Third street; on Spring east lot line in High street is hen f Broad and High Streets. vehicle and the light of which front street, between Fourth street and Front prohibited. (p) Each driveway of a street having lights shall be visible at least two hun street; on Long street, between Fourth TO driveways separated by a park or Sec. 821. OBSTRUCTIONS dred feet. Provided, however, that no street and Front street; on Gay street, ther space shall be a one-way drive-way (a) It shall be unlawful for any r. light other than the red light in the between Fourth street and Front street; nly. Vehicles operating on the side son in any manner to obstruct or ca rear shall be required when such vehicle on Broad street, between Fourth street rive-ways of East Broad street between to be obstructed any fire hydrant in t is standing next the curb. and Front street; on State street, be 'ourth street and Parsons avenue shall city, or to place or cause to be placed tween Fourth street and Front street; nly operate on the south driveway in Sec. 819. NOISE or upon any public place or thoroughf on Town street, between Third street n easterly direction and on the north (a) It shall be unlawful to operate cf said city within fifteen feet of . and High street; on Rich street, between riveway in a westerly direction. any vehicle with the muffler or exhaust fire hydrant or cover of any fire ciste Third street and High street; and on open or in any other way to make noises any articles, things, materials, dirt Sec. 816. SPEED Main street, between Fourth street and unusual to the normal operation of such other substance so as to obstruct si High street, between the hours of 8 (a) It shall be unlawful for anyone vehicle. hydrant or cistern. Sec. 820. PARKING o'clock a. m. and 6 o'clock p. m. for a o operate a motor vehicle or motorcycle (b) Vehicles shall not stand wit! (a) No vehicle shall stop in any street longer period than two hours in any one n the pub'.ic streets, roads or highways ten feet on either side of a fire hydr, in the city except in such position that square or in the same square within the t a speed greater than is reasonable or or fire cistern. roper, having regard for width, traffic all parts of the vehicle shall be within following hour; provided that none of (c) No vehicle shall be left stand: se and the general and usual rules of seven feet of the curb, nor in such a way the foregoing provisions of this section in any street, alley, sidewalk or pul uch street, road or highway, or so as as to obstruct the free passage of the shall apply to passenger vehicles on Sun ground in such manner as to obstr o endanger the property, life or limb street, provided however, that nothing days and holidays. the free use of the same, for the purp f any person. in this section shall be held to prohibit (g) No vehicle shall stand on any of being repaired, or for any other p (b) It shall be unlawful for anyone stops compelled by other regulations street between the curb and a safety pose, except in case of unavoidable o operate a vehicle of any kind upon herein nor to prohibit trucks or vans zone, except as obliged to stop by the cessity, when the same shall be remo- ny public highway or street while in a from loading or unloading except on provisions of this ordinance or within within a reasonable time. tate of intoxication. High street delivery wagons or trucks ten feet of the approach of said zone. s.r a->i Misrui i iwpniis E. P. Corbin of the Mining Engineering Dept. has a fine-looking pair of boys, an hour's time than you would care to tolerate. Of course they are good bo wins, that keep the household looking like a wreck most of the time. Billy Joe when they are asleep. Mr. Corbin is a good-natured member of our Jeffrey for ind Bobby Ted are about sixteen months old, and can get into more mischief in and one you will be glad to become acquainted with. :HARLIE DOESN'T NEED ment for seven years, and was began to gather in the sky. Stim department not to use the rai WATCHING NOW never late once in that time. Our mel, thinking they had better road tracks for a roadway. Safd By George Smith, Dept. 5 wishes for success that go with start for home, wound up his fliv first, Jones. Dept. 5 is still in the plant, al- him are the best from his old ver and they were on their way. Bob Evans makes good tin hough it has not been heard friends in Dept. 5. The party had not gone very far from Indianola Park to Fifth ar rom for some time. The effi- Mike Haettel is still winning when a strong gust of wind re Livingston Avenue now in h iency of the department has dishes. How about it, Mike, moved most of the top from the new Chevrolet Coupe. Must 1 jreatly increased since our fore- isn't that hope chest filled yet? machine, leaving them all in the getting serious, Bob. nan, C. E. Beiers, received his Jake Reeser, George Fetherolf rain. This was soon taken care Whiz Bang Brooks is shov wo new watches and chain. The and Art Bartlett, our 20 Year of by all hands taking hold and ing lots of "Pep" these days situ ioys decided he needed a good Service men, are still talking closing up the gaps. After ar he had his whistle fixed and ah vatch so they bought him an In- about the picnic. Jake says, "No riving safely home and getting has a new pair of King Ti ?ersoll. The same clay Beiers picnic is complete without your into dry clothing Mrs. Stimmel shoes. >ought one for himself identically fishing tackle," but we did not said there would have to be bath There arc quite a few ne ike it. Now he wears a watch see the fish. ing suits provided with the ma faces in this department no\ n each vest pocket. Erwin Stimmel and Dave Mil chine or she would do her fish They arc Robert Jeffrey, Ji David Hanger, formerly of this ler of Dept. 9 and their families ing at home in the bath tub. James Justice, Fred Spanne iepartment, has returned to his were out on a little fishing trip Geo. Ashenhurst has taken to Hugh McMullen, Chester Bar aid home in Vinton, Galia Co., recently along Big Walnut. They aviation now. He took his first Wm. Kellar. Mikshaw Low- Dhio. Bill Taft, as all the boys were enjoying themselves im lesson a short time ago. Albert Boudouin, Royal Winte mew him, was a very pleasant mensely when the black clouds We would advise Jones of this Ernest W. Bowman, Godfre ind efficient co-worker. He Kunz, Martin Koderba and Mil worked with us in this depart 12 Hudak. We welcome you. WE WERE WELL REPRESENTED AT PICNIC By Miss Lorbach, Depts. 32 and 35 Harry Rushmer, Cary Shock- instead of china. Maybe some ley, William Swoish and Walter of the men would have had more Sterner of Dept. 32, and Henry practice if the latter had been Lepps and Jake Eckhart of Dept. true. 35, are all members of the Mr. and Mrs. D. E. Redding Jeffrey Twenty Year Service have a new baby boy. Con Club. They tell of the wonder gratulations and best wishes ful good time they all had at the from everybody. Hope you won't annual picnic of the Club. Mr. have to walk the floor with the Shockley won a pair of horse baby every night, Mr. Redding. shoes as a prize for second place Don't forget to give us the baby's in the horseshoe elimination first picture for the Service. contest. He and Jim Chandler No, that wasn't a tinshop you wrere beaten by Mr. C. W. Miller heard the other evening at quit and Mr. J. W. Jeffrey. ting time. It was the automo WE HAVE FOUND THEM Mr. Swoish won first prize in biles of Frank Judson, Al Brack- WAITING FOR THE GUN If you were a hunter, you would not the paper plate sailing contest, ett and another Jeffrey employee. Effie is all ready* for a long rid She has borrowed brother Herb's moto have to hunt any farther to find a finer TVipir r-r>\]'\ApA ahmit twn nr three ^ijL%fi%^Wm^4k.****Wi'i Tob Reams Got His Share HERE are many ways to ride the goat at an initiation but the hours) Mr. Raymond, who mi Too bad there wasn't any buck- members of the initiating committee at the Twenty Year Ser have been blissfully browsi heat cakes at the picnic, for C. T vice Club picnic had a way all their own and one that the among the dust, litter, and t '. Miller was certainly generous candidates will not forget very soon. The candidates, blindfolded washed dishes of yester-me ith the molasses. He evidently and barefooted, were led by two members through a box of crushed was suddenly brought to eai elieved in passing it around and and sharp stone, over a concealed storage battery, which gave them by the following telegram, "Hi is feet just wouldn't behave. a shocking remembrance, over a cake of ice, through a box full of not heard from you for t Unbutton Your Collar, Jim molasses and into a large bunch of feathers. They were now ready whole days. Are you all rigl Even the best of pitchers some- for the main part of the initiation, the two-minute fishing trip and Write." He didn't say whetl mes blow up. Jim Chandler the slide for life. he wrote but from experiei brew a wdcked shoe until he we'll say he did—special. ame up against C. W. Miller 12 If We Could Get By with C nd then he just couldn't ring area will try to so time his ar Mr. Liggett was Heller's father. We understood S. Marks, w hat stake. Looks like C. W. had rival as to be the last man in, in Now the question is what can doctors the girls' typewrite oth him and the stake hypno- order to be the first one out. be done to bring together these has challenged Louis An ized. Lucky to Find One, Eh? erstwhile friends? There is a Firpo, the "Wild Bull of ' Bring On the Cake And speaking thus indirectly coolness between them which Pampas" to a finish fight. W We certainly do like to go to threatens to develop into a glac wouldn't? Three hundred tho icnics, especially when Fritz of automobiles reminds us of R. R. Dunlop's heirloom. It seems ial chasm. Liggett, who waggles and dollars for a smack by 1 "oseo and his family are there, a mean tongue when occasion de jaw? Huh. "heir potato salad is the best and the good old bus finally devel oped a cough in its innards. Bob mands, is actually cussed out, so Too Bad, Al ih, my, those chicken sand- enraged did he become at the i-iches. doctored the same as best he We certainly missed Al ^ could but finally admitted it customer's error. While Heller Don't Need no Lever Clary's smiling face and ir needed expert attention and took merely confines himself to the McLaughlin didn't need any dently his ability as a ball pla; his patient to a garage. One can brief statement, "I can't see what one to tell him what to do when at the picnic. It takes coun readily imagine the consterna the old boy should get so het up he lever wouldn't work on the to wrestle with Mining Machii tion that was rife in the House about, the Lord knows I have lide at the picnic. He just up when there is something do- of Dunlop when he was advised good reason to be put out my :nd pulled the strong arm act like that. that all who knew anything about self, but to get angry at such a nd everything went on as before. He Treats 'Em Rough that model were dead these many rare compliment is touching, to 'Scuse Our Blushes Frank Davidson, G. R. Luc years, except one old dodderer say the least." Now that Carl Advertising Daddy Horst and F. O. Peters who had been bedridden with rlayes has his appendix removed Don't Know How We Could are reported as having b< senility since the Johnstown ve hope he doesn't attempt to Stop Him matched in a foursome. Dae flood. jo bathing at Euclid Beach in his We do not think it was very Horst, who becomes peppery i laring one-piece suit. Last year Glad We Got This Off Our complimentary on the part of vigorous when he thus decii he beach cop chased him down Chest Mr. Peterson to open the new to spend an afternoon in o the water's edge and dragged Just as w-e were on the point Parking Compound on the very rough, lost his temper when E lim kicking and protesting back of writing to whoever was re day General Gouraud visited us, Lucas doubted Daddy's rep o his auto where he admonished sponsible for keeping those and enclose every Jeffrey car be that he was trying to chop dm to "go home and get more bronze signs on the big shop hind that formidable array of head from a snake rather tl dothes." shined up nice and pretty, only cyclone and marauder - proof hit the well-hidden ball, i Andy in a Can they never did, the other morn fence. Yet we secretly believe if shouted at G. R.: "Aw, go Andy Ruppersberg heard it ing our eyes beheld and with that tough old egg wanted to get Blazes, that's what you are." •umored at the 20 Year Club stood with difficulty the shock of in there and help himself to a Ain't That Too Bad licnic that he was to be "bap- seeing them burnished like gold. Ford, he would have just natur C. E. "Skipper" Baldwin me >oused" in the initiation pool. Inasmuch as we almost had our ally gone right in, barb wdre be life and its vicissitudes with pen in hand, we feel that we must When the zero hour approached ing a mere dish of duck soup for unruffled calm of the stoic, go through with it even though Dur ever-cautious friend crawded the old warrior. philosopher, the thinker. But a wee bit late and say something, nside an empty lard can until Did the Alibis Get Over? was shaken to the roots of ere we bust. the initiation was over. R. G. Raymond is assuredly foundation, his calm was r< Last Man In Is It Rare Compliment to Whom? going to have some expert ex asunder and his philosophy i Judging from the way the first Pete Heller and W. K. Lig plaining to do when Mrs. Ray set, the other day when he wi day of the new Parking Com gett (affectionately known as mond returns from a visit away his dainty white shoes to pound functioned we greatly fear "Daddy" or "Pop") went to from home. Facts in the matter office and it rained. that the punctuality of the auto- Wooster on business. Their cus- are scarce, but we have been able i i 1 r>„4.„ —11 Ti.,,1,1., .^lloc* Ihln, n\i\je,R. THREW 3 -JG^5T/0/v5 L'TTLe, 5Le-n LRTHeM ihJ TME. POOL FOR meg CorsG.Re.sbvVo^nrJ Low (NECKS, ROLLED MOSE RfNO SHORT 5KIRT5 HUST ^pODRY ^^^^ W.R.L£ONflRD OF DCPT /4 STRRTS FOR i) D. W. Miller & Earl Martin, Dept. 9 One fine Sunday morning these handsome men from the Mining Production Yes sir, that man made a: Dept. took off their Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes and put on their bathing suits lost several small fortunes in Frank Recob, who travels the to take a splash in the Big Walnut River. They made so much noise that all the iad to Newark Sundays and few minutes time the other d olidays, expects to go more fre- for our benefit. A mere trifle uently later in the season if his be sure, and we claim that tl lodge holds out. Frank says boy is in the wrong pew. Son: le blackberry trees are just thing wrong with our effieien >aded, and don't forget the fact system, for he belongs over lat Frank has a fine recipe. the boiler room with the rest the hot air. Yes, and while ^ Our old friend, Uda Schall, think of it the man who sa: lent a safe and insane 4th. with "Girls dress up like a brass bai Ir. Scenic again, looking over his because boys follow the banc irm. Looks as though Uda was overlooked you in the crowd imbling through the woods he would have seen his mistal linus his hat, as his forehead We have your number all rig i growing longer and his hair and know that you like to e horter. at our Cafeteria, but just t Jewett Smart and his new same a certain party told us t Chevrolet are getting along fine, other day that if you didn't st< 'he only thing that bothers forgetting your knife and fo mart is a telephone pole back she was going to tie a pair on f his garage. If that pole is string and hang them over yo ot moved soon Jewett will need ear. ew rear fenders. All right all you petty-larce: Newt Carmell, a member of sports, move over and make w le Twenty Year Service Club, for a man with the spirit of o lought he would try his new the spirit of gold, the spirit mergency sewing set and fasten '49. Yes, he is with us, a re button on his trousers. He sport to be sure, and if our jud ot the button on in record time ment means anything we wot ut forgot to remove surplus say here is a man who loses a iread and needle. The next day wins fortunes without batting e discovered same, and for some eye. A man who has ma me after he was looking for a carp flopped up on the bank and hid behind the trees until the noise and disturbances money and a man who has lc ift seat. had died down. From left to right in the bottom row, they are: Curtis Palmer, money, and we have him enter It is surprising what competi- Dorris McCaleb, Marvin Losey. Bub Preest, Bern Claprood, Wally Reed, and Runt in the lost column at presei on you find in some families, Preest. The upper left hand picture shows Reed and Bill Preest. Isn't he the My mother always told me cute little rascal. In the picture at the right is Marvin Losey. 'ake the Rickenbackers for ex- was wrong to bet, and I can s inple. Oscar has just finished that the way this man bets dling a fine crop of cherries, ^ all wrong. Why, only the otl: iow Bob, not to be outdone by bard on, we wonder why they Kline your undivided attention day he bet a dollar in a co is brother, is taking orders for kill such men as Lincoln. we know some of the things he troversy over a drill jig and lc otatoes. He says if the weather With the sun's rays and sum is going to tell you will help to and it did not affect him in t favorable and the bugs take a mer showers our garden of rasp smooth out and brighten the least, only made him get red acation he expects to get back berries has made wonderful pro way, and in so doing keep har the face, feel cheap and gasp f ic two bushels and a half he gress. The crop is certainly not mony in your family circle. Mr. breath. We advise this par lanted, that is, weighing dirt a failure and we hardly know- Kline tells us that one must be never to bet $5.00 and run nd all. where to begin the harvest, but broad minded to get along peace chance of losing it. (Bet a hu dred, Pete.) Be more careful When it comes to the art of since we have so many we will fully at all times with your the future and have your tc mowing the "Gentleman Cow," only put our prize stock on dis chosen mate. He tells us that he design all lined up before y )ept. 9 has a man by the name play. has never had a cross or unkind look for a stake holder. Doi f Howard Moffett who can We will open our program to word with his wife, and since his be too hard on the boys and i irow it further with less effort day with a speech by Pete Kline, feet remind us of a policeman's vert to the days of '49, for r tian anybody we have ever seen, Jr., the text of which will be. we know that broadmindedness member even the tool desij ince he traded his Lizzie for a "How to be Happy though Mar is the secret of his happiness. makes mistakes, and probab )odge Sedan he is simply mar- ried." Unaccustomed as I am to Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Kline, they did not know you want elous in this line. He told some announcing speakers before an for your approval. Further space that drill jig lid hardened or th f us that his Dodge will make audience, I am very proud and is allowed for applause after the would have specified it as sue 7 miles per hour and never feel duly honored by being speech, which we feel sure you lake a fuss about it. He passed chosen to announce and intro enjoyed very much. With your permission we w Stutz Bear Cat on his way to duce the well-known and world- The competition is running announce the arrival of a 9j^-l •larion Sunday, July 1st., with acclaimed orator, Mr. Kline. We high for the champion liar's baby girl on June 30th at t aur people in it, two large ones consider ourselves very fortunate medal, and with this issue it has home of Oscar Rickenbacki nd two small ones, and went indeed in being able to secure once more changed hands. By This makes the sixth child ai round this Stutz so fast that it such a well-read man as Mr. popular vote we awarded it to all of them girls, so we kne >oked like the Stutz was back- Kline for the occasion, and we Mr. Stewart, but when Frizzed now why Oscar is such a lai ng up. know that after four months of hove into sight over the horizon killer. The new arrival has bei Of course his new long married life Mr. Kline is in a he had to take a seat with the named Verna Jean, and /fother-Hubbard that he fell heir position to give advice to those also rans. Yes, he is now play course is lord of all she surve} o July 2, may make him talk Wrho seek it and care to listen. ing back stage and beating time Oscar tells us he wdshes si hat way, at least every time we So if some of you pelicans who for the new hero of loose ton- couldn't see finite sn well nt nicr /^ the distinction of being the up with the rolling marble, fi champion marble shooter of was always going a little fa the United States the game of than he was. He finally saw marbles has proved more inter it was going right toward esting to the many boys of this big gypsy camp that he community. Two boys, Charlie Charlie had been talking al and Bert, found much pleasure the day before when they in drawing a ring on the ground When a SMarble Qrew Bigger seen one of the gypsies with and matching their skill in a Than a ^Boy long whiskers. They had game of marbles. By Mayme Schmitt, Stenographic Dept. they were going to stay a- Of course at times their moth from that camp, but now ers scolded them because of the marble with Charlie in it holes they wore in the knees of almost there and Bert was their stockings, but it seems all lowdng right after it. boys are continually tearing and The gypsies came running wearing out clothes. Occasion of their tents and yelled at I ally the games became so close to stop. He was so frighte and exciting that the two boys that he could hardly keep would get into disputes, but they running, but the marble di soon would resume their friendly stop and he knew that he relations and walk down the to catch up with it. He bad street arm in arm. Many folks most reached it but before who happened to pass by as these could touch it it had rolled c lads were engaged in a game '"'• a big bank and he heard the g "for keeps" would think they breaking as it hit the rocks were bitter enemies. low. Bert screamed, "Oh, Cl "Charlie, you quit your hunch- "Go on then and quit play'n, that they had been playing in. lie," and then lay down on in'; that's no fair." who cares?" Bert's eyes were now as big as ground and sobbed and sobl "Aw! I'm not hunchin! I "No, I won't quit play'n but dollars, and then he heard Char He felt someone shaking him guess I had my hand right on the you just wait and see what I'm lie say, "Now, I guess you will be saying, "Bert, Bert, wake up ring." goin' to do and you'll be sorry, sorry when I get in that marble tell me what is the trouble. V "Well, you didn't knock any so you will. See that big glassy and roll away," and with these are you crying?" Bert sat u{ out anyway, so it's my turn in the center of the ring? Now words he stepped into the marble bed, rubbed his eyes and s now. Guess I'll change shooters, watch it." and it started rolling and rolling. "Mother, I will never qua though." Bert looked at the glassy and Bert was so frightened at first with Charlie again for I have "No you don't, either. Just be it seemed to be getting larger and he didn't know what to do. When such an awful dream." As cause you've got an aggie you larger. He rubbed his eyes and he saw the big marble rolling hopped out of bed he heard soi don't have to be using it all the looked again and sure enough it away and knew that his best one whistling and going to time. Use your old shooter or was getting larger. It finally got friend, Charlie, was in it, he window said, "All right, Chai I quit play'n." so large that it filled up the ring started running after it, but it be down in a minute." H PEPPER IS A FISH-HOUND It wasn't long until the boat was old fisherman. Then he yawned Thompson. Didn't I see By H. E. Eichorn, Power House. so loaded with fish that it sank; and said, "Well, I guess I will name on the car?" says King. Herbert Hackbarth, family and over went fish, Herb and Pep go eat a few dozen eggs before Then like a plumed kni dog, Pepper, spent their vacation per. Herb, being unable to swim, I go to bed." with his shining glances Pri at the Lewistown Reservoir. was saved by his dog, Pepper. "A few dozen," says Herb. came forth and greeted his k Herb says they had a great many Herb was relating this incident "Yes, I always eat four or five with the Moslum Salaam ; storms up there. One storm they to one of the old fishermen, who dozen before I go to bed." said: "Behold King, thou had was so severe, the crashes of said, "Yes, this is a remarkable "Why, you can't eat four dozen wrong; there is none such c thunder so loud and the lightning place; just last night I ate some at one time," says Herb. that name Carroll-Thompson so violent, that the dam was cabbage, the head was so large "Well, I just bet you $5.00 that but the name of a local cone struck by lightning, it caught fire that the kettle in which it was I can eat six dozen." who has the agency for the Ch and burnt down, burning up a cooked was so big that the boiler- "All right, I'll just take that rolet and I, with the pride of great number of fish. Herb was makers driving rivets on one side bet." ancestors, the Egyptians, woul fishing at the time and noticed could not be heard on the other." The money was put up. There not have my King stung as \ a great many large fish jump out Herb said, "Yes, that is won upon the old fisherman came my ancestor's queen, Cleopatr of the water. He took his land derful. I noticed while I was back with a pan of fish eggs and Did you notice last Monc ing net and caught quite a few driving here a cucumber vine asked Herb to count out six morning at the First Avenue g of them. He heard a peculiar growing so fast that it nearly dozen. Herb says, "Goodnight, when you came to work a n noise and to his astonishment kept up with me and my Ford, I am going back to Columbus standing alongside of a new F< upon looking in the direction and probably would had it not and see Jake." touring car, demonstrating seve from which the sound came, he have grown the cucumbers so "Well boys, I have been wait articles and especially a ra: saw great droves of fish headed fast." ing for a long time, but last night sharpening compound? Oh, } straight for his boat and his dog "Remarkable climate, yes, so I saw a Sedan that just suited my did not. Well, never mind, } Pepper driving them. When they much so, that we are going right fancy; it was a Carroll-Thomp look for him next Monday mo got to the boat some of them ahead and build a ten story son car and I made up my mind to ing; he will be there and hi were so nearly exhausted, others building and complete it without buy one," so said King Wolfe of some more of the fine compou so badly burnt from the hot putting in any elevators." the paint shop. William Abbott, who was dem< water, that they swam right up "What's the idea; why not any "You mean a Chevrolet, Mr. strating it, kept pulling hair < the safety plank that Herb had elevators? How will the people Wolfe," suggested Prince Pal- of his head to show how slu