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KALENDAR PUBLICATIONS, INC. Box 6S7 San Francisco, Ca. 94101 ______^ 6 - 0 6 5 6 VOLUME FIVE Issue 06, April 2, W76
NEXT ISSUE FRIDAY DEADLINE Mo n d a y seem to have a bounce in their step breakfast. Then all Hell breaks loose and a fixed smile as though everything until 4:00 when a lovely buffet «rill be is Just alright. And there’s nothing spread out for all to enjoy. The party wrong with being on that kind of high. lasts all day and nite long with some special surprises thrown in Just to keep THOUGHTS AT RANDOM: you hard and happy, So, Join us^ won't you. I've made an interesting observation from Damron's new "Address Book" I * It's a ged-damn riot to wotk with Te that just came out. If it weren't for quila Avila and Jimmie (the Homey Greyhound and Trailways in these Uni Owl) Cook, and to be beautifully sup ted States^ some tomu, cities and ported by Cadillac Chuck, the real states wouldn't have anything gay. Al honest to goodness Mike Keeler, Phil so notice that Holiday Inns are picking lip, Tom , Ed, Crazy Gracie, and a up much popularity for the gay travel host of others who are real dear and de ing salesman and representatives that lightful people. All Right! I! !!! toavel throughout tire country. The bar in a Holiday Inn, late at nite, in many cities and towns is the only place a r o u n d TOWN; MY BACKYARD 9 where gay monkey business can be con> Bon Voyage to Richard Dickerson and ducted. It's also interesting to note Ed Buttram of the Folsom Rrison who f Í how much the gay rendezvous points are pn their way to the Cairlbean for a across the U. S. A, have grown. I guess lovely vacation. Congratulations to it was two years ago riiat North Dakota that $13, 000 winner on the Febe's/ smd South Dakota weren't even listed Ramrod bus that Just returned from a because there wasn't a gay blade in Reno holiday. Hello to Fell Manor, I^.N *' those two states. Hocray for the Dako tas in this new issue. how are you all??? The (Ho-Hum) Community Awards will be held April I find mwelf "back in the saddle again* 19th at the S. I. R. Center, but It'll H*Ppy Birthday, Mecca, and Howdy, planned, some of which F ll tell you at the BUY CLUB on O'FatreU Street, cort you five bucks to get in. The Everybody. Look* like Spring 1$ here later on. Income tax rebates are com serving your favorite concoction and "Lion Pub" on Dhrisadero at Sacramen and it's about tim el Beginning to see ing in while others are still sweating it brew on Saturday and Sunday days and to is still sizzling hot. Kelley doesn't more outdoor fun and games. Castro out. (Which reminds me of that very Mcstday and Tuesday evenings. Drop recognize me without my hat and thatb Street is blaring and Polk Gulch is timely bumper sticker that resuls: "Au by and say hello. It's a fun bar a hoot.. . . Hello, Kelley! Heiul Leleu spariding. South of Market is hum dit the L R. S. " . . . . which ain't a bad with some very nice people, and it's is playing "Dealer's Choice" at the ming arid the Tenderloin is cooking. idea). Golden Gate Park is in bloom good to be ba<^ with Bill McWilliams Ramrod, every Monday nite after Everything In between is Jumping, man, and the California Poppy is blooming and brother John. Might just as well "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. " Jungsingl Easter is almost here and in the hills and along some of the high plug our Easter Party on Easter Day.' Check it out.. . . . sounds fun and you some outrageous events are being ways drat lead in and out of town. can win yourself a IWe c a ^ too...., Spring is such a happy time. People The festivities are scheduled to begin at 6:00 A. M. wltii a Continental (Continued on Page 8) TANE THE PRESSURE OFF. Weekdays — lockers $2, rooms $4 SPORTS BY MARK BROWN Weekends — SOFTBALL SEASON BEGINS! After many monthi of preparation and Treasurer Keith Kinuey. And thanks lockers $3, rooms $5 planning, the Community Softoall to all the team managers for all your League will ofncially open its season efforts in making :^ a t looks like is Suii^y, April Uth, M th the kick-off going to be the best sesison ever. Let's game at Hayward Field between the get out there and back your favorite HAWAIIAN HUT and TOAD HALL. team! |AFHJCàTI<3NS BED» IUŒN FQH MEMBERSHIP TK THE Game time is set for 1 P. M ., and will be preceded by a gala opening day SACRAMBlTO CREAM PIE ceremony. Following the game a psi^ Last Sunday the SILVER SAGE team ty will be held at UNCLE WM'S (cor bussed it to Saciemento to play a ner Laikin G Ellis), with a donation of practice double-header with the HA- $1 which will go toward defraying y/AUKi HUT. The team was re League expenses. From 3 to 7 P. M. ■it*:: ceived royally by its most gracious there will be door prizes and surprises. hosts, and it looked like the entire m Let's see everyone there after the city of Saciemento turned out in the game! Two weeks later the full grandstand. A more enjoyable day league swings into action playing Sat could not have been ha^ what wldi urday games at Hay^rd Field and the beautiful weather, enthusiastic SO FTB âll. IKftM Sun<»y games at Balboa Field. Look fans, and a great game. Later the » iV .á É - for the Softball Guide which will soon visitors were treated to a sumptuous be available free at bars and business bufifet at the HAWAIIAN HUT and, as Fl^OAriA^G FAN CLUB es. This proves to be a very exciting is tradition with the Hut, yours truly season, with 15 teams in the League, was creamed (with pie, that is) in die MONDAY H T B CLOB BiMBLIlfQS 9 of which are newcomers. There are kisser for having the winning team. A four ixm-bar teams, the SILVER SAGE tip of the hsU to Vic and MUce; I love PEfiSOttlJZED BUriUB (sponsored by a toiletries firm), DINO'S you both. licpUOR (naturally a li(por store), JE ^'S GYM (vrith a ll those hunky BOWLING NOTES FSHNiVIS bodies), and die M. C. C. (Metropoli The TAVERN GUILD L ^ U E 'S sum tan Community Church). There are mer bowling season was kicked off last BODT HDOCBOn T -S B E B S two out-of-town teams, the HAWAI Wednesday night. The league hat IAN HUT of Saciemento and NOAH'S been at PARK BOWL since its origin. ARK of Foiestville (Russian River I compliment them for staying. The nos siurKH sacs ohobb The ßdths for the Mail it\ You. area). The other three new in-town Monday Night COMMUNITY LEAGUE teams are the GANGWAY, RAINBOW hat chosen to move this summer to CATTLE CO., and the AMBUSH. the new JAPAN LANES. That league FBAT— T7ATiqi, SFOBSMiHSHIP, Teams back from last year ate the will start Monday May 3rd. (HHBBAL HUHB3S k IKTVOBüTI hom bre: m in t , round- up, s u t - TERS MILL, TOAD HALL, and of To qiortsfans everywhere, the best 2107-4th Street, Berkeley, Ca. 845-8992 course last year's champion, THE PQ4DULUM. Congratulatitw to the MARK League officers: Commissioner Ken (XEAOBB o r THB PBIZRB D0Q8) Angrum, Assistant Commissioner Cary McDonald, Secretary Duke Joyce, ______6 TO 7 M "'The Reel News" Continued from Page 4) I don't want to be too harsh on a film some tepid roles to play. Goldie Hawn, that catches some fine moments. Mat who gets better with every role, has thau Is a real trouper. In his last film no need to do Liza Mlnelll imitations he had to play to the near vegetable, in the likes of an opening scene that is Oscar winning George Burns. Now, he pure nonsense. Segal and Hawn's best has to play to a team of midgets and a moment is not oi the screen but rather spoiled Hollywood offgiring, and he their plugging the film at the Academy pulls it off. The need to use shots from Awards. If you saw them, then you the back of Tatum's head during im know this is not saying very much.' portant dialogue only indicated Rit "VINCENT, FRANCOIS, PAUL, ET chie could not get what he needed from LES AUTMS" Ms expensive actress. Matthau and tiie boys, sometimes acting stiff and The rest of the cast is poor to adequate | staged, do come through and reach the When the NYC touring cast of Stephen and their energy never comes thru this Of passing interest is the Jean Cocteau playoffs with »m e identifiable mo Sondheim's smash musical COMPANY sophisticated materia L But if you'rq 1974 prize winner, "Vincent, Francois, ments of Americana in Pizza Huts and came to SF, every show bit trouper into c o m pa n y , have seen it before, Paul, and the Other. " If is a film cleaning swimming ptools. descended upon the Curran Theatre to STEPPING OUT and are solid show biz folk who can from France starring some of the coun see this new musical landmatir. I left overlook tiie amateurldi aqiects of this I try's best actors all doii^ some fine Ritchie says "Bad News" is about rela- the theatre with the question. "What intimate production, it's good to hear acting. Yves Montai^, Pichel Piccoll, tionsMps, not the Little League or com did 1 miss?" The story of a 35 year w ith live Sondheim music and wit in the Geiari Depardieu, and Stephana Aud- petition. Maybe those were his inten old single male being pushed into ma neighborhood. ren attack their roles in a straightfor tions, but like a pop fly in tiie blinding turity and mairiage by his married ward French style of realism, includ sa'i} the film drops the story of romance Mends and enhanced by a unique set SHINJU AT THE SF BALLET ing a narrator th he^ move the story and relatloaships. The important im and wonderful music had come and ken dickmann along. Director Saudet ("Caesar et pact imparted from tiie film has every gone without making Its point on my This year I seem to be seeing more Rosalie") adapts the novel by Claude thing to do with the Little League, the brain. The reasom I later deducted dance and ballet than I have In a num-1 Nerón which captures a group of Mends, pressure to be tough, to win, to be a was because COMPANY is an intimate ber of year s and what a glorious year middle class and middle aged, attempt man, to be an Am^can. show that was lost on the huge stage. to step into. The SAN FRANCISCO ing to cope witii crumbling emotions BALLET offered a variety of dance last and careers. There is a nice blend of 1 war once on a batiretball team that Yo>jr chance to feel COMPANY is now week that advanced the company an- realism and melodrama, reminding lost every game of the season, until available thru DAS Productions at the otiier step in the right dlrectlosu tq>! one of John Cassavettes ora subdued we decided tor play without telling the San Francisco Hotel, 8th & Msudtet S t., Jacqueline Susann. opposing team our positions. This » playing Thurs. thru Sat. Under the The superb choreography of George Ba coofused our 10 /ear old competitors imaginative hand of d h ^ to r Gregg lanchine and the ensemble work of the | "BAD NEWS BEARS" tiiat we came in a face-saving next to Brooks, this COMPANY made more SF Ballet met in beautiful form with last. Ritchie is right on with knowing sense to me, even with its major flaws, "Serensule" (1934). The stocy of cou Something is wrong when a precocious what America looM like, but this thsui the NYC company. I came in ples falling in love, one woman being adolescent is paid $350,000 or $7,000 contact with the couples and Bobby in passed over to tiie point of expiring, a day for bad acting. As long as she seems to have no meaning to Mm. tills in-the-round production. While was another plus for tiie disc^line of does not suffer from brain damage or "Bad News Bears" is getting Ritchie the big, brassy orchesbal sound is mis- . tiie company as an ensemble organiza exposure, I am as happy for Tatum '• closer to doing »metMng effective sing (we are left with piano and drums), tion. The opening scene danced by O'Neal as I am happy for a winner of with his camera, despite his double the book comes through and Brooks hsks the Corp made AST's "La Bayadere" the Irish Sweepstakes. Due to circum standards of playing one type of ball utilized this limited space imaginative opening look worse than I repotted last stances beyond her control, fraud lurks. with Tatum, $50 a day ball with his ly. Due to this limited space and orch iñue. Special note to Diana Weber as Michael Ritchie Is the director of this peers, and throwing darts at American estra, the fullness of "Side by Side" is the passed over and away love.' latest slick slice of American Pie, "Bad institutions. lost, but the use of the space is what is News Bear& " as well as "Downhill amazing. The same applies to the o- The promm continued with Carmen Racer," "The Candidate" and "Smile." pening number. de LavaUade's solo dancé interpreta Ritchie enjoys using an American im tion and recitation of "Les Chansons de age, the Olympic cha nqiion, the charis This production was originally done in Bilitis" constructed by 12 poems by Pier-| matic politician, a Junior mis^ and Concord so the talent involved is local re Louys using the music of Debussy. It putting tiiem into ripe stories t ^ t ne and in most cases, tdo amateurish. But was a call from the grave of the dead ver scratch tiirough tiie cosmetic sur there are some g c ^ performances to Bilitis, how happy she is even though face. His films are Just above the le note, such as KeM Shawn as Amy sing dead and buried, and the heedom of vel of TV pap and Trae Confessions ing "Getting Married Today." A sing running with the wind only to conclude journalism. Ritchie's polished one' er needs a lot of confidence and guts to that she really is alone in death and star vehicles provide a broad base for even want to attempt that number and Unfortunately, the plum role of Joanne cold in her burial site. Modem inte^- popularity, hence making critical comedy timing. Linda Barron as Aptil, comment difficult. to have your audience hear it clearly Bobby's stewaidess, has tiie best deliv is poorly cast. Nani Kiri< must have pretatlve dance that one rarely sees and audibly is an accomplishment. Ms. ery of dialogue. The role and Ms. Bar been picked for her looks and ia$py vo well done, close to the Duncan style. Shawn succeeded admirably. Sheila ron's portrayal belong to the Marie Wil ice which it seems will always be suso- Lavallade was beautiful in her freedom. | Ann Holmes as Marta has the most con son School of Acting. Delightful. ciated with the role due to Elaine trolled and disciplined voice as she Strltch's beautiful performance on A duet exquisitely danced by Betsy belts out "Another Hundred Pec^le." As for the lead, Ken Hein is attractive - Broadway, Ms. Kirk lacks tiie confi Erickson and Vane Vest called "Tea- She provides the best performance in as Bobby, btit he misses the boat in not dence of such, a person as Joanne. This Ua" used music of Holst's "Planets" the show even though $hd should deve giving more depth to the role. There shows in the musical numbers, especi specifically Neptune, tiiared the pro lop a more relaxed stage presence. are more levels to Bobby than just be ally "Ladles Who Lunch. " The show- gram. Vest was better than usual and Michel Raymond as Sateh, devotee of ing a nice guy to Ms married Mends. stopper never went anywhere because Ms. Erickson as graceful and ethereal Ktuete, is another actress who gets into He also suffers vocally. "Being Alive" she just stood in one q>ot and just sang as ever. her character and thru it all shows good was barely alive. it^ never playing to her audience. (Contintied on Page 17)
ROBIN AND MARIAN" tacked on cameo about tiie last days of Richard Lester, the director ^lo fooled King Richard. G oltoan and Lester everyone by dividing "The Three Mus lant all their characters of catcUioaid keteers into two and coming up with S1 sylvan forests, wasting reels of film "The Four hhisketcers," t^ e s anerther reminiscing about the good old days of look backwards in tim e and in legend. 1176. This does not make for adven Lacking the outlandish buffoonery whic ture, romance, or even a fllm. maintained Lester's ptevious filnis,"Ro bin end Marian" plods along telling a Every week-1 thrilled as a child to hand disjointed tale of A e madleval "Bonnls some Richard Greene and his superb sup- | and Clydo'.' in their years of decUna. porting cast do their heroic best for so cial injustice. In this TV serial, more There is no reason tills film should be love, adventure, music, charecter c- so dull. It is graced with a seasoned marged in one half hour tiiaa tiia two but untapped cast, blessed by tiie pen hours of ramblings about old age and of James Goldman, tiia double adged past deeds fropi Lester's actors. Larter writer of "The lion in Winter" end uses inexplicable restraint w itt his hu guided by tiie eiqietC handand of Lei mor, which might have filled tiie bare Ragsudlen^ "Robin and Marian" moets patches of the film. The its fata in a sensalass film accident. search for a rock staged like e ctoti be Film making often appears to be like tween Kubrick's specey monkles and putting togemer e component system. Monty Pytiwn't tUly knights never "Robin and Marian" proves that it re comes into its own. Sudi belly laughs quires more tiien e simple combinetian caxried"The Three Kkuketeers*' and of film talents to insuN for aimashing could possibly have rescued "Robin and success. One more exanqile of talent Marian" from its de^ietate plight. gone astray is John B air^ who created the dynandc scon for "The lion in "THE DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWA- Winter, and soppliad 1, 001 waterlog TERFOX" ged ititngs for romantic background in Sherwood Forest. A film that requires little comment it the abomination called, "The Duchen Besides the mediocre wodq "Robin and and tiie DIrtwater Fox, " Goldie Hawn Marian" fails because tiie writer and ed mind, thereby depriving him of ell Audrey Hepburn after seven years' ab and George Segel make fools of them director believed in tiia fllm'i billing, that made Eleanor great. Wltlioat his sence return with e maturity which selves in their trite roles of two west "Love is the gnatest adventure of aU." tory for a storylina, Goldman develops gives her gMC and poise even tibough world bungling con artists. The for The film does nothing to substantietc a muddled saga, pox-marked witii ce^ she has nothing to say or do. Saan Can mat of tiie film lands somcvdiera be this claim. Goldmam who combined tie stocmlngs, armies in battle, and nery, Robert Shaw, Nlcol Williamson tween Walter Btennen and a retarded modem dialect, royal ain^ and rapier Coanery and Hapbum trying to outdo have tiia same problem with inactivity. Kfel Bieoka. S end't last strong ps r- sharp speeches In "The Uon in Winter,* Megraw and 0*Nasd. Richard Hauls rBplays his soccastiul formonca was "The Owl uid tbs Pnssy- believes too strongly in Robin's untutor- sole from "Cam^ot. " in a nolntlets. cet." He is a capable actor who picks (Continuad on Page 5) !f Vv .
W * prid* o ursaU et in th» Oualily, Manlinats and $up*r ^ ______l | P % Good Laoks of ail our man. . 4 0 i CANNED BEER Try ui . . . w a'ra friandly. | Honaity, dUcration and >ati<- faclion aiways I0pm-2am IN SAN FRANCISCO % # | D SUPER w m r GUYS stimulus and response, reward and pun ishment behavior and thirUdirg, we are "WHERE THE HOT ONES ARE" now conditioned deeply. Resistance to this unfortunate conditioning is usually C4.IS) 861-3720 futile, as it sets up contrary impulses VIF rOKHAND. OKCCON (503J 222-6142 but does nothing to eliminate the root- cause of the mfrery: the conditioning, WE ALSO SPECIALIZE IN itself. PARTIES, BARTENDERS, AND OUT-QF-STATE TOLL MODELS as birthday prasanis FREE (800) 227-4772 The fact is, to be rid of enslaving con or gifts to friands or lovars. for Photo Composito, sand ditioning one miut raise his or her con YOUR TRIP IS OUR TRIP . . . |4 .0 0 lo VIP, ISOO M arkal St., sciousness beyond it. One valuable - Wo Iraval onywhara. Son Francisco, CA 94102. technique to draw on 1$ that of "fight ing fire with fire, " or in this case, en slaving conditlo/ring with liberating programming. To succeed, it must be Rick has the camping area rented for imprinted more strongly than prior be April 15, 16, 17, G 18 which is from lief structures. This requires ipemori- Thursday - ^ s te r Sunday. zation along vrith the true tmderstanding of the necessity for freedom and the He will be fumiding beer, sodapop, wretched state one is attempting to re DENO’S r and hot dogs on a round the clock ba linquish. sis— aU you can eat and drink. He will be serving three meals a day to There are many methods vtiilch ha-ve gether whh cocktail periods before been developed over the years to enab SHÆCAR breakfast and dinner. le one to re-program his mental pat terns. The brafa is a bio-computer, All of you button collectors will get a and it is able to be programmed in souvenir red, white & blue button. much the say way as the machine. One way which is especially of value PENO SIDECAR There will be several fun contestswith ft should be pointed out that Jack does prizes, including best campsite, decora to rational, educated people in a west not belong to any of our bike clubs. Rick has helped to plan and execute ern culture is to commit to memory Hi! Once Again to all the Sidecar's five very successful Bike Runs for the ation, best easter hat, and special This' grant by Che Interchib Fund should easter-egg hunt prizes. The Twelve Pathways,* They were Friends. remind the greater Cay Community San Franciscans and we last saw him as fonmilated by a man named Ken that the Inter Club Fund is willing to co-food chairman of the very success Keyes, Jr., and they are designed to ful Butch Brunch. For these benefits your donation is: assist anyone regardless of club affili $45. 03 Friday, Saturday, G Sunday; replace tiie enervathig, self-defeating ation. HATS OFF! — to the Inter Club $30.00 Saturday 5 Sunday; mental patterns vrith accessible coun Fund! As most of you know, Ricd< has been ter-programming which eventually very active in all important aspects of $10.00 extra if you come out Thurs day. completely replaces the prior condit our greater communfty for several ioning and leads to higher conscious years. $15.00 Sxuday only. (Includes transportation. ) ness. Ke\'es defines the mental attach BODY TAiy ments and aversions as " addictions. " This year he has plm ned the Easter These addictions are all that is com Campout to allow more of our gay Now where can you get such a bargain By Steve Edwards for these prices? Just your drinks pulsive about our thoughts and behav- comiimulty the opportunity to get out ' lor, and they are the programming so in nature for a change. could cost you more than that in town! Since ortf health, happiness and fulfill ment are dependent on a true and posi ciety has drUled.lnto us as children and throughout life. Addlctlans associate Rick has rented a beautiful forest area So if you want to have a wonderful tive self-image, it becomes clear^ time over Easter weekend don't pass up ing>ortant to reverse the effect of our certain symbols vrith security, sema- and beach just two miles drive from tlon (pleasure), and power. They make the North Did of Golden Gate Bridge. this opportunity! Rick will also ar society on our minds. The reason for range transportation if that is your this is that the "powers that be" require us seÀ out those symbols and keep us All you need is your own sleeping gear. stuck on a comp’zlsive meiry-go-round A tent and air mattress might add to hang-up. the masses to be docile dnd robot-like, The San Francisco G.D. L Club hosted and therefore easily controlled. If one in life. I'll go into this more later, your creature comfort if you have them but for now I'll offer you the first con its Equinox Beer Bust on Sunday, March available to you. If not a sleeping Applications at most bars or phone; accepts the programming the govern 21st, at the Golden Rivet and it was a 863-6518. ment, churches, military-industrial cept to memorize. Under the category bag will probably do it, as the weather of "Liberating My Conscious-Aware hot, hot p»rty in more than one way. there is always surmy the middle of complex, and our fellow robots fry to Praises on the Food are still coming in imbue us with, then one Is "free" tobe ness" is the first pathway: "I am free ApriL Also the campsite is free of ing myself from the security, sensation, especially on Jim & Ken's meat balls. fog. a "good citizen" within the very narrow Dave Valentine also showed his color limits the governing machine allows. at^ power addictions that nudce me try slides of die G. D. I, Club's Maiden This "freedom" of course is a joke; it to forcefully control situations in my Run, which were greatly enjoyed. All is a handy catch-word to pacify the life, and thus destroy my serenity and total, the G. D, I, 's had a very success people, but it has no deptíi of meaning. keep me from loving myself and oth ful party witfi good representation from In April don't forget the Constantine's A truly free person may be inter-depen ers." the bike community and their many open meeting of Installation of Offi dent vrith other free people, but he is other supporters. cers on April 10th. mentally autonomous. He or die does There eleven other patiiways. I hope not need a code of morality or a set of to introduce you to tiiem and dlsctus laws for guidance. Such a person is them in the future, but for now it vrill moral out of his or her own conscious serve best if one memorizes tiie above ness and a law unto himself. The and clearly understands what his addic sfrengtíi of such a being Is fantastic, tions are; They are' the clinging and 1 ^ for the energy that has been tied up in grasping for what you think you need in $:I..PP ?:yr ip ^ self-contradiction and its inner warfare life, beyond real survival, and they is now released for conscious use by tire are the source of suffering in all Its true will of infinite, free Being. forms. Since we have found ourselves in the ♦from HANDBCXIK TO HIGHER CON predicament of Pavlovian robot-like SCIOUSNESS by Ken Keyes, ft. ,(§l Liv ing Love C e n t^ 1730 La Ix>ma Avenue, # % Beikeley, CA 94709.
• • • Í On the following Saturday, March 27th. B • Ä •d » ^ Ä • A • the KNKSHTS OF MALTA held a very successful First Anniversary at Febe'^ Their guests Included several out-of- town Chapter members of the K of M as well as a good cross-section of local bike clubs. The draft beer flowed freely and several K of M hosts were "^5 kept busy moving through the crowd with pitchers of beer. A lot of prizes were given away to the guests during On April 11th the Recons will be hold the nearly contintial drawings, ft was ^ing a bike on'onfy run to Santa Cruz leav an afternoon to be remembered and ing from thehe 527 Club at 10:00 a, n% we all wish the K of M msmy more happy anniversaries to cornel On April ISth, there will be a Forum Open Meeting at the Golden Rivet to In a more serious matter, the Inner elect their new Officers. Club Fund, at their Match 16th meet ing issued their first grant of 1976. As to Major Events in the Bay Area over Easter Weekend, Rick Hansen's ft was made to the tune of 51, 500. 00 Easter Camp-Out at Kirby Cove in Ma to Jack (Lenny's employer at the 527 rin County seems to be the major at- Club) who lost everything in a fire tcactloa. HNJOY PART OF YOUR GAY WEHCEND AT earlier this year. This giant will help THE FOLLOWING BRUNCH HOUSES; Badlands(*), towards medical and dental expenses, Baj, Bradley's Comer, Brighton Express, ft will also help him replace some of Clid> Dori, Elephant Walk, Faimy's, 527 Ciub(*), his clothing lost in the fire. Fickle Fox, Hamburger Mary's, Jackson's, La Cu caracha, Le Domino, Hombre(*), Momma Fortu ne's, Neon Chicken, Pier 54, *P. S#(*), (*), Rainbow Cattle Company, The Mint, aitile Piano. Peg's Place, Yacht Club, Eagle Creek (*). f*) Saturday Brunch also served. Complimentary Hors'd oeuvres at Committee will be sponsoring a Siq>er- Gay Fire Island Week in the Summer. lace - April 9 through 21, 8 a. m. THE HIDEAWAY BAR, 5-7 PM Special hosts are promised on the New to 6 p. m. dally (Gee ready, Clruck Now serving MERCHANTS' LUNCHES York' end. Watch for details and find Peikins! I !). out more about it at Adonis Bookstore. 9th ANNUAL CHERRY BLOSSOM from $1.95 Monday thru Friday FESnVAl, Japan Center on Geary Tried to pump more details of Hal's «ISTI Street - April 16-18 and 22-25. DINNER DAILY from $2.96 plarmed forthroming live surprises at Cherry Blossom Parade starts at his club, but he would say only diat I p. m. at City Hall to Japan Cen this project is in the m ill and will be ter on April 25th with 2,003 partici diapJng up real soon. pants ami 3 hours long. ea rth q u a k e DAY PARTY, City SjW FRANCISCO ART BCNAN^ Hall - April 18 from 5 a. m. (Yej, Three major art shows are on view in in the mcming!) San Francisco Museums this Spring and EASTER SUNRISE SERVICES, Mt. during one 18 day period when the exhi Davidson. bitions overlap, ft is possible to see all FIREMAN'S BALL, Civic Auditori of them. To have any one of fiiese ex um - April 17th, 8 p. m. hibitions would be a privilege; to have SHRINE CIRCUS, Civic Auditorium all three in one season is an unprece - April 30, May 1, May 2. dented event: That's most of the Razzle-Dazzle com P ic a ^ , Braque, and Leaer at the ing up. See you at some of these e- / d **Ray will pick your San Francisco Mluseum of Mo-iem vents. They're so very San Francisco Art (Van Ness at McAllister Streets, and so very exciting and fun. That Just 4th Floor) until May 4. about wraps it up this issue. To those daisy at the of you who sent for your free gift, it'll Master PainrinM from the Hermi be in the m ail to you this week. Thanks Support HIDEWAY.** tage and State jfotsslanMib’eum. for reading and remember to spread that Leningrad California Palace of the smile around. Watch your healdi, get Your Community Legion of 1 ionoT until May 9. out in the sun and enjoy life for all that it is. Three Centimes of Art In America from Ifte CoU e^pn of Mr. and Mrs. Bless you all - I love you! tinP, Rockefeller. 3rd, at th e ~ ^ de Yoimg Memorial Museum Mark Calhoun g(Golden Gate Pari<) from April 17 The through July 3L COMING SPECIAL EVENTS: Beverly Sills In concert, Opera House - April 20, 8:30 p. m. CHURCH "CHORUS U N t" Curran Theatre - May 11 through June 26, 8; 30 p. m. , Matinees at 2:30 p. m. on Wednesdays and Saturdays. STREET 7th ANNUAL GOLDEN GATE RUG BY TOURNAMENT, Polo Field, Golden Gate Park - April 24-25. OPENING DAYYATCHING PARADE, Macy's at Stockton C O'Farrell - STATION April 11 through 17. HOME RESTORAnm AND REMOD 2100 MARKET STREET • 86M266 ELING SHOW, the Showplace, 2 Kansas Street - April 8 through U. JUNIOR GRAND NATIONAL LIVE STOCK EXPOSITION, HORSE SHOW AND RODEO, the Cow Pa Downtown Map
("Mecca" Co.itlnued from Page 2) Want to know what's going on around Creating something new and changing town, call the Gay Events Tape at the status quo is practically a trade 771-7979, ft's a free 24 hour service mark of Hal Call's operation in CINE- to the Gay Community, I thought Pd MATTACHIN^ film project of Matta- seen everything until a found a card chine Society's Seven Committee pri advertisinjg the "Georgia Cowboy" and vate film chib for men. As CINEMAT- his gay CB radio frequency. Thaf s TACHINE marks its 6th annlversaw in Just too hot to handle. (C. Mcmltor the first week of May, Hal tells us that 10, all 23 channels from Coast to the cinema's "newlook" inside will be Coast). Right, Gene? complete: Brand new wall-to-wall car pet and seating throughout. But waft iZÈJJULn Playing right now is the World Pre till yon read fills: the seats arc custom miere of a new and scorching hot film made 8 foot padded and upholstered called "Straight." ft stars Mr. C.M. church pews, modem in design, deep C. '76, Tim O'Brien. Oh, boy) And an comforteble, and with no middle CIUU 6 Wn^JAMMER SALOON 645 GEARY ST. 441-8330 the second feature is the ever popular arm rests to interfere when you're get 13. RED LANTERN SALOON 180 GOLDEN GATE 673-5195 "The Fantastic Heroes " brought back ting acquainted with someone nearby! 8. TRAP? 72 EDDV 362-3838 by popular demand. It's all going on Hal said he thought of prayer boards to 10. Score II 147 Mason kneel on, but he's omltdng them—they 776-5696 at the LAUREL TOEATRE and Thom i. CLUB RENDEZVOUS S67 SUTTER /ai-3949 Paine is delighted with the audience mlglft be too much, and he's not steal rendezvous 11. BLUE & G01X> 136 TURK ing MCC's diunder. 673-2040 reception of these two excellent films. 14, THE ROAD RUNNER 499 O'FARRELL 441-9623 CINEMATTACHINE presentations have "Mama's Boys, A Ball-Z-Revue, " is expanded beyond the daily noon-to- currently playing at THE CITY and I V : V J i 1 understand that ft's excellent. I'm midnlght showings at 384 Ellis Street, - > ■ V. 46. TOM KAT 181 ELUS 421-0250 (L8) definitely not going to miss this show, San Francisco. For some time,. Steam- 47. NOB HILL 729 BUSH 781-9468 (UO) and you shoul^i't either. Shades of ' voiks Baths In Berkeley has been screen "Tire JiantL " which packed the old ing weekly programs from Hal's film "Fantasy" for to long. collection, and the first week of April MIISC. saw a more extensive expansion 77S-55U IU2) Los Angeles as CINEMATTACHINE be 74. CLUB TURKISH BATHS 132 TURK ST. NEXT BSUEt The "GOLDEN GATE 78. S.LR. 83-6THST. 781-1570 tCC) BRIDGE" story. A special feature ar gan its showings at One, Inc., 22S6Ve ticle on the number one tourist attrac nice Boulevard (near Western) down soutii. Los Angeles fiiowingt are night tion in the United States, plus our co 771-7571 (CC) ver-man complementing pictures of ly except Mondays, new program every ' 5, KOPi SYSTEMS INC. ¥2 276 GOLDEN GATE the bridge. Don't miss this fascinating Tuesday— odiervrise same p ^ e and subscribe story. format as San Francisco. Seven Com mittee memberdUp car^ ere honored THE ORIGINAL The BICENTENNIAL EASTER CAMP- in eitiier city, regardless of residence. OUT will be held on April 16, 17, IB. Planned events for this Easter Ibm are Shown mote frequently on the weekly n ism $ io lots of delicious food, 24 hour beer, progranu are Hal Call's own uniqucgay cocktail partle^ button^ prises for travel films— topics up to 15 minntes, fire best campsite.' Bast Easter' HiHat and namated with an accent on what gays TURKISH BATHS Easter Egg HunC For furtiier informa- want to know about. Recent vlsitsMve tfon caliR ick Hansen. 863-6S18. The included Yugoslavia, Greece, Turkey. Carnival far Rio de Janeiro, and—get 132TURK STREET, S.F. 775-5511 NAME. details sound absolutely fabulous and © The World’s Most Famous Baths you shouldn't miss Ais "Easter Experi fills— The Oregon Trail of Western Ne- ence" over the Easter Weekend. bradca. A week ago Hal diowed some ADDRESS. Rio films and told about how he wasde- tained for two hours by Etrazillan police who caught him taking movies of an CITY STATE ADDENDUMi Sorry to say that Tony electric railroad next to the big mlllta. Di Sette is quite seriously ill and you ry installation at Deodoro, BrazU. "I might want to send him a greeting card had to communicate in Portuguese, " to cheer the rascal up a bi£ Address Hal said, "ftit the cops were nice, and Seed to KAlBIDlAR, Fbs Office lax 627, it in care of KAUNDAR, P, O. Box 627, they returned my film when they found Saa Praaclaco, CaUforala, 94101. Ka L- San Francisco, 94K>L And for Godsake, out I was a laUroad fan and trying to ENDAR It m ailed bi-w eekly la piala Tony, take it easy and get weU...... promote tourism. " Finally, a note brown eavelopea. we love you, baaaaa-by! about gay tours: In conjunction with One, Inc., Los Angeles, the Seven SATURDAY 3 SUNDAY
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It was high theater, and the audience The program opened with a flawless C € S A sat in stunned silence at the close. reading of BeetJioven's overture to "Fi- Maestro Seiji Ozawa rctimis to San The ballet from the American Ballet Theater and die San Francisco Ballet, TTie first part of the evening featured dello," Opus 72b, and then broughtus Francisco for tvsio weeks of concerts and the coocert by the Milwaukee Balanchine's "Serenade, " which was a real find - the "Five Irish Fantasies" with the San Francisco Symphony Orch Symphony Orchestra. The AST's San a gem-like beauty, "Les Chansons de of Charles Martin Loeffler, witli the estra, featuring soprano Martina Arroyo Francisco visit came to an end on Bilitis" with guest artist Carmen de superlative EUcea FaireU making a March 31—April 2 and pianist Murray INN March 18th with an all-Stravinsky Lavallade - a graceful and original rare appearance as soloist. Tliese Perahai April 7-10. There's also a evening that ran the gamut from die work, and John McFall's "TeaUa" »ngs, mostly to the texts of Yeats, special pension fund concert on Sunday, tedious to the exhllirating, and with with Vane Vest and Betsy Erickson. are In the best spirit of the bicenten April 4, widi cellist Matislav Rostropo ■hiam-im out the superstars dancing, again nial - solid pieces by an American vich, bat that's sold out. For more In proving die depth of the company. Last weekend also saw the local debut composer - instead of tiie mostly me formation, call 431-5400, While "Petruchka" was a distinct let of Theater Ballet of San Francisco in diocre wolks the San Francisco Sym down, the next item on the program, an impressive program; especially phony Orchestra has programmed this Tlie San Jose Symphony offers its next "The Fairy's KlsS| " Stravinsky's hom standout was Jim Keiber's "Tlie Many season. Tlie concert closed with a concert p>air on Ap.-il 9-10 featuring age to Tchalkovwy, was brilliant. It Faces of Carmen" (seven, to be exact). strong interpretation of the Brahms Virgil Thomson's "Mlssa Pro Defunc- was fluidly choreographed by John This young company is presenting an Symphony No. 1, and tlie orchestra tis, " and die composer wiU be present. Neumeier, and the p^cipal roles other weekend with a dUferent pro impressed all the' way. Tlie only Maestro George Cleve will conduct, and die program also includes Berlioz's V danced by Charles Ward, Vladimir gram, April 2-4, at Theatre 44, It's quibbles were a few slightly ragged Gehran and Marianna Tcherkassy - a small house (about ISO) and you're entrances - but overall, it made one "Symphonie Fantastique. " but all of the dancers contributed to advised to get there early, since the realize wliat a job Edo de Waart has the success of the delightful work. sight lines are none too good - but the ahead of him if he is to mold a first- Tlie Berkeley Promenade Chamber The concluding work was "Les Noces" ballet is. rate orchestra In this city. Bravo to Players' next free concert is by die as choreographed by. Jerome Robbins Maestro Schermerhom of Mllwaxdiee; Vintage Brass Ensemble, Friday, April and sung by "1 Soloist! del Canto, " We've had two weeks of Michael Til- and we look forward to hearing him in 2, at 8 p. m. in St. Mark's Church, ^fiMMA'S BOYS. 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Music, Much Dancing, prise, first of all, your eyes FEAST up Hello Donald G David (Daihhhh——— will bring back tlie memories you and die Surprise Undressing of die on the beautifully created TIGER made from TEXAS (Got the 8X10?) whohap- onto that fumy Mama Jose and "La," Plus Jaguar 's -do Tomaslta Avila and ''La" have in thouglit were Locked in your Darh'ilihh Empress Shirley m , Melvina (Whatdo common besides Tequila and Cutty??? lings) The Prairie Dogs are On Tlie "Men" in full view of their MANHOOD by Jim Sterling, a masterpiece of penned to take our LOVELY home, un —— ling Mind, Well, now we have die winning of the Came, 15 to 13, the craftsmanship, the walls, the celing, zipped! her clothing and proceeded to I call HER)????????, Duncan G Mr. Just you watt and see the delightful Loose., , , .You aU know how I LOVE THE FANTASTIC HER0ES| Jewelry, well, Darhhh———lings, the Mike (Fickle Fox) Tresbii and Deno inning 4 to 3, Silver Sage were die tlie flooring s&ipped of its original self, ATTACK! her virtuous Body (covered Curt Bryan, Bob Perry selling cigar "Prairie Dogs" (Silver Sluts) in action. (Sidecar) Thomas MARRIED and what quite handsome, the beams exposed, with much hair due to no NEET), aU ettes G goodies of such nature. Bill G Midnight Moon (Midnight Sunny Side winners. Screaming, Much Beer, A Exclusive 3 hour show! Up) has one of the LARGEST Diamo.ids a Stunning Couple THEY are, the New Special Buffet given to us by the Ha tiie brick walls, tlie manly lighting this for tlie sake of keeping "Him" hap Guy (construction worisers of HIGH Now read this, you sweet Darhhh— . Bell Saloon had genuine Sicilian Din py Just for our "EMPEROR"—— Now, SPEED), the Baroness of Respectability, Ungs, the LAST STRAIGHT BAR on ever to be seen besides my Circular waiian Hut of Sacra,mento, Dancing to for?????????????, hot disco playing & Celling and just to make the evening ner with a Ever Fabulous David Kelsey die Madness of Brazilian Music, We, of course John Doe {oh, Janeeeceeeee), tliat's just two Dari----- —Ungs of O’ar The Prairie Dogs VIA Silver Sage, wait Castro, "GaUtigher's" is being changed (In His All) doing tlie entertainment, an atmosphere charming C pleasing to sweet and quiet community...... That till you hear their bark. Daihhh— — NOT TOO H .O .T ., there's "Dick, " die Prairie Dogs (S, S,) are immensely to "Cilsco" with a "K" Kid Bar G Res- the bartender, etc., what a masculine David and Freddie ran their BALLS proud to be part of this Great Team, one's oivn Mp, I'm quite sure you'll 3rd Annual Peasant Party lield at the lings. Perry wHat selling Who??????, taurant. W U open on May 1st, wUii (Sorry, Royalty) off with "La" doing Ta-Ta, Peter is-lth his Peter by his side. L a O R E L look he carries, you can and will no Tlie Pie nirovving unto Mark's face by be pleased'witli tlie outcome....Can Joe Roland & Roger Hall establishment 2Tt1 Polk St. at Broadway 928 TT19 restaurant^ patio dining, pool tables, her thing, these bartenders really know you imagine (all this by accident)Fat called the Gangway was a smashing Maybe now SOME PEOPLE of GREAT tice his RIPPLING MUSCLES, his hard Vic G Mike. Sacramento showed us fireplace lounge, G OF COURSE the ened lODNS with just a touch of that Hoiv, takes guts, well, Dariihlili—— what a great team and personality they Fairy beliind the Chinese kitchen witli madness with tlie One and Only Rose RESPECTABILITY will take notice G Ever-lasting MEN In our Uves? ?????? ling^ Love that Avila character, It's her bulging breasts flowing side to side. Bickley in her altogether Rita Hay THTNK tw ice of our Emperor's Efforts, Bring this Ad in for — — A Belated Happ/ ffiithday to MANLY bilging forth, his biceps, his are. We May Have to Return to Sac- eyes gleaming into yours^ his profes- time to get ready for tlie Lulu Awards ramenito Just for die FUN of It with all Grand Motlier Jose rushing by with the worth soft red hair, manicured well- After AU, WHO are WE to JUDGE Any the One and Only Beautiful Enq^eror in Beverly Hills, Don't forget tliose V. polislied Lana Tmuer hands (no wrink one?...... Again, 1 am always Stun sional touch on the NBCC keyske (Casli those Hunks in Shorts. Tliey made the Sunny Side Up eyes dancing from tlic Marcus I who Celebrated his 38th what D. Shots, take die money, say good Girls (Us) recleve our temperatures plate to the floor, bouncing back & les) glazed complexion, well-portion ned by the neon lighting of the fabu ??????Well, I suppose.if I'm 32 he register to you) he makes you feel like you're the Only One Near, he could bye, Run and don't look back, keep SKY IflGH, the Sky's the Limit. cracking tlie Gump's plates, the Cheap ed ankles, just like any peasant you lous ftatdiy's, blur lighting behind die can be 38 (more respectability).... If your legs TICHT...... ' Music in tlie background, Grand Duke may come across on the Warner Bros. bar with the on G off QUICKLY, the THE END. Lenny screaming witli potatoes sliding Lot (before Tea), where oh where is beautiful look at me window with its tlirough his fingers, tlie sound of the my Geòrgie Porgie???????------The floral arrangement, those magnificent GREASE bubbling up die brick walls, Priairie Dogs are out to get you Daih- BLUE BALLS (Sorry about that, SUver Mon-Fri after 1pm. the Prairie Dogs barking by your side — ——lings.. . . . What dc 'Tomaslta Sage), Jeff G Gary, the Waiters, Larn', (like in Cliina DarhhhIiliJih——lings), Avila and " La" have in common be Barry, and the One and Only "Dadd/'' Sat.~Sun ail day. this is a show by itself, no admission, sides "Bucks?"???????7—— Do you of them aU, "T. R. O. C. K. , " his sUm THE SUN you just sit and watcli mayhem created know what Baba, "La" Ray Dee, G hips swaying to the tempo of Brazil, by accident & tlie language you will Shelley have in common besides their his tlghtiy loins wrapped in skin tight not believe, tlie condition Is sbictly funny Darhhh—— —ling non-drinking Levi's to bum your HEATED PASSIONS, TOBACCO ROAD.. . . . Your depresrion habits???????— ——By accident I his ever smiling lips G eyes that light leaves you, tlie tears of laughter, the wa; FORCED to attend the Hungry iq> your heart, My Personal " Daddy, " SHINES pains of tliese two working side by side Hole in which I was FORCED to en Love him Dearly, What a h4EAN RITA (togedier) is like "How Pure Was My gage mysaU into the so-called Daik you make, Darhhlihh—— ling, aU in Valley?" (Prairie Dogs will BOTHER Hall Way to meat several HIMS, natur aU the 2001, a Space Oddessy effect you soon)— —Seems a very respect ally by Virtuous Emotions didn't get has to be the Best in San Francisco, if («) WASHINGTON able member of non-drinking habits, the best of me, I was decent to tiie ve you haven't seen B u sy 's NEW LOOK, L ^ ON APOLLO’S took herself to tlie pee-pee room to ry last INCH——, so tliey tell me, I suggert you do so.,. . . . . Can you 1- relieve herself of her unwanted liquids, TIiosc Priurle Dogs will escape into maghie having a nice quiet simple after several people thouglit die had your precious life, watch diem, Darfih- LUNCHEON at The Pam Pam West in 1 SUINI ROOF OPEN committed sidcide, several hours later, lings. The Great American Mid-Day with Emperor Caringl (Man they had to unhook the metal door from Flea Market which was presented by ly), Gene Aceri (Breathless), and the its hinges, only to discover tliat the our one and only Emperor Michael Ca- one and only (One and Only) Melvina Dari— — ling had simply fallen a- rlngl and Court was a TREMENDOUS (Stunnlng)????7???Yo'i had to see us olfc- sleep due to tlie many what you may SUCCESS due to the work and efforts R call them (the DRINKS)????????----- (Continued on Page 15) liir k i n 1 SACRAMElrr c WELCOME ABOARD AFTER ÉIIIIK HOURS REHEARSAL HALL Ï) 1 V b tiZ tr e e t ^® 1 ICAUFORNW SflNQW RT MkairiLefcb« 841 LARKIN 1 ' new bell, 1 PINE t ) I !5 ) HEALTH CLUB w ith love 8510'FARRtU 474-0776 12D3 PniK d 1 s o r r f i i 44. THE SACK 1044 POST (OIS) (015) J® 5. GALLAGHER'S GOLD ROOM 939 GEARY 441-9211 3. POLK GULCH SALOON POLK G POST 885-2891 (OK)) 1. NEW BELL SALOON 1203 POLK 775-6905 (0 1 2 ) ( i 4. N'TOUCH , 1548 POLK 441-8413 (OlO) 13. 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