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Volume 59 Number 6 Phone 284-4401 ®fjp iEtamt l^urrtrattp FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1982 Communication Wants To Be A School By LOURDES FERNANDEZ time soon, states that as one depart­ Hurricane Assistant News fJUejr ment among 19 in the college, the department of communication is The UM department of communi­ "too unwieldy, too constrained by cation has put together a report inappropriate academic require­ which is to serve as the ground­ ments, and too low in profile to work for the department to be con­ function effectively and to attract verted into a School of Communica­ the best quality students and the tion. sources of funding " The 45-page proposal is the cul­ mination of the efforts of a five- man committee of communication 'We have always professors that has studied this supported it |a School ideas since fall of 1980. The reason that i School of Com­ of Communication). munication is needed ll that n would result in better quality edu­ We've had it in mind cation for students, said Professor Steven Beebe. who headed the com­ lor live years and we're mittee. moving right ahead.' The school would still be under the jurisdiction of the College ol Dean Arthur Brown Arts and Sciences and would not have a dean, but a director Such an arrangement would be the only one Said Brown "We have always of this kind at UM. Other schools, supported it |a School of Communi­ such as the School of Music and the cation!. We've had it in mind fnr School of Education, are headed by five years and we're moving right deans, who report directly to the ahead " provost. "Philosophically and theoretical­ The report states thai "A multila- ly, we [the department and the Col- ceted school with appropriate an lege| have the same goal." Beebe tonomy in its professional-academu said. "We believe in the importance concerns is essential fnr real prog of a liberal education " ress in the communication field " Beebe said that students in such a A major change would be thai _. ,,, . ,,., .... _ _. _ Miami Hurricane/STU BAYER school would have the same re­ students would receive a degree quirements as the College of Arts from a school, not a department It The Shack Which Houses The Photo-Communication Department Was Described As 'In A Bad State Of Re- and Sciences. He added that the de­ would also help in accreditation ol pair'In The Com Department Report partment of communication wants programs, the report said. to continue under the College be­ cause it would assist them economi­ "We're just in the beginning slat; cally. "We would still rely upon the es of seeking accreditation." Beebe resources of the College, in such said. "The rules state that we need Costs Cause Enrollment Decline areas as student operations and 51 percent of the students majoring other support services." Beebe said in communication to belong to the sequence we want accreditated It's Provost William Lee, who sup­ difficult to do that now because wt Aid Cuts ports the proposal "enthusiastical­ ""H T have nine sequences and the stu Total Costs YEARLY COLLEGE ^9^\C* r '"" ly." said the school would be under dents are spread out " the College of Arts and Sciences for Hurt Private some time, but may then become an Those nine sequences are news Of College "*«"« «•., independent school paper-editorial journalism. hTn.irt Universities 'A School of Communication will cast journalism, public relations WASHINGTON, D.C (CPS) — The help them gain national recognition broadcasting, motion pictures, tele­ long-expected, forced student mi­ and benefication consistent with vision and motion pictures, photo Keep Rising ' ._. gration from expensive private col­ their quality work." he said communication, speech commiinu a- leges to cheaper four-and two-year tion. and organizational communi The report, which will be pre­ cation campuses may have finally begun, sented to Dean Arthur Brown of the NEW YORK, NY (CPS) - The two just-released studies suggest. College of Arts and Sciences some­ Plea.se turn fo peine 3/KHOOI total cost of going to college — in­ The primary cause of the forced cluding tuition, room, board, sup­ march, the studies say. are the cnts plies, transportation and personal in federal student aid programs. expenses — has jumped by as much According to a study by the Na­ as 13 percent this (all, according to tional Institute of Independent Col­ a survey by the College Board's Col­ leges and Universities, as many as lege Scholarship Service. 200.000 students have dropped oul NCAA Contract The survey of some 3.300 col­ of private colleges and universities leges predicts students at four-year this year. public institutions will spend an av­ The exodus of low-income and erage of $4,338 to go to school this minority students is "much more year, a 13 percent increase over last dramatic than we expected." and On Television year's expenses. may broaden as this year's cuts in Private college and university federal financial aid programs exac­ students will spend an average of erbate student money problems, $7475 to make it through the says Julianne Still Thrift. NIICUs 1982-83 academic year, an 11 per­ executive director. Though no one can say definitive­ Declared Void cent hike over 1981-82, the study ly where these students are going found. At the University of Miami, By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE their programs." he said expenses rose 14 percent over last USBG Considering — to other schools or simply out of Under current NCAA rules, uni Hurricane KeiiEe-erial Hoard year. the educational system — another versities are limited to six television study released last week predicts Soaring tuition rates are the main appearances every two years, with community college enrollment will A federal judge in Oklahama City a maximum of four in any given reasons. Tuition is up an average of increase by four pecent this fall. declared void contracts between the 20 percent at public colleges, and 13 year, bowl games notwithstanding A Sunshine Bill The American Association of National Collegiate Athletic Associ­ percent at private colleges. ation and three television networks. Schools receive $310,000 lor a re Community and Junior Colleges gional telecast and $500,000 for a The average public college tui­ (AACJC) expects two-year college In a ruling handed down late another, was proposed at the USBG Wednesday, District Court Judge national broadcast The Universitv tion this year will be $979, com­ By GEORGE HAJ enrollment to surpass five million of Miami recieved $2,5 million over pared to $815 in 1981-82. Private Hurricane News Ediior Senate meeting Wednesday after­ nationwide. Juan Burciaga voided contracts noon. signed by the NCAA, ABC, CBS and the past five years from television college tuition has hit $4,021 this A proposed amendment to the The reasons, according to the revenue. year, up from last year's $3,552. In The first amendment, called the AACJC, include an influx of un- and Turner Broadcasting System, be­ Undergraduate Student Body Gov­ Sunshine Bill, and patterned after cause they violate antitrust laws "If the decision is not overturned, comparison. UM's tuition is now ernment constitution proposed underemployed people returning to similar federal and state laws, The NCAA will appeal the deci­ this will put things into total $5,750, up from $5,000 last year. Wednesday would grant students school and a significant number ol chaos." said television sportscaster would prevent USBG from exclud­ students who choose two-year col­ sion, which was brought about access to virtually all areas of ing "any undergraduate student at Tony Segreto. of Channel 4. the Please turn to page 4/MONEY USBG. This amendment, along with leges at least temporarily for finan­ when the University of Georgia and the University of Miami, or prevent the University of Oklahoma chal­ CBS affiliate in Miami cial reasons. "The networks will only sched­ access to their documentation." In some states, as much as ten lenged a recent NCAA legislation The Sunshine Bill would open This decision may have long ule top ten teams week in and week percent of the students who ordi­ out." Segreto said USBG, with certain exceptions, to narily would have gone straight reaching ramifications at UM. "A complete access by undergraduate decision of this caliber would great­ The dispute between the univer­ UM Outpatient Clinic from high school to a four-year col­ sities and the NCAA arose in St. students. The exceptions cover per­ ly affect the University of Miami lege have chosen to live at home an­ Louis, Missouri on Dec 4. \W\ at sonal correspondence, informal other year, and attend cheaper local and college football in general." meetings, screening committee said UM Athletic Director Harry the NCAA's meeting on restructur­ two-year campuses, the study re­ ing, Mallios said meetings, the deliberations of the ports. Mallios shortly after the decision. To Be Reconstructed USBG Supreme Court, and names of Mallios cautioned, however, that The UM athletic director, who Such movement suggests the participated in the meeting, said the By JAENE GARCIA be made in person). Cost is $15; those who use the Student Rights onset of the massive "stepladder ef­ "On something like this I would Agency. have to wait and look over the deci­ two schools tried to bring the mat­ Hurricane Staff Writer • the dermatology clinic. Only fect" educators began forecasting ter up but the chair of the meeting open on Wednesday afternoons An additional controversial ex­ when President Reagan introduced sion." The UM Health Center, which ception, immediately suggested by ruled the issue out of order because (appointments must be made in his first federal education budget in Mallios pointed out that this is it did not deal with restructuring. was closed two years ago for person). Cost is $10. several senators, would be an ex­ only the begining of a long legal safety code violations, is being February. 1981. "The matter was brought up for The center is also starting an ception for the deliberations of the Federal budget cuts and rising tu­ battle. "It's going to be interesting reconstructed at a cost of $600,- election's commission. to watch how this will be litigated a vote but it was overwhelmingly orthopedic clinic that will be at­ ition rates would combine to knock shot down," Mallios said. 000. The Health Center was a li­ tended by a specialist and a Another constitutional amend­ through the courts over the next censed hospital until it was students down the economic ladder "lt is important to understand physical therapist. The clinic ment proposed stated that the Sen­ of education, they said. The poorest few years." he said closed down two years ago hours will be on Tuesdays, from ate does not make a distinction be­ that the NCAA has about 900 mem­ students at private colleges would If the decision is upheld by a ber schools and of those only 90, The funds for this building did 4-6 p.m. and by appointment tween bills and resolutions and de­ be forced to transfer to less expen­ higher court, "you will see teams not come from tuition money or only. Cost is $10. The health fines how each is to delineated and sive four-year institutions. They, in going out and hustling to market I 'lease turn Us page ./CONTRACT from any kind of university center is also planning to bring worded. turn, would displace the poorest fund, said Dr. Eugene Flipse, di­ in, once a week, specialists such The two constitutional amend­ public college students, forcing rector of the Health Center. The as neuroligists and gynecolo­ ments must be heard again next them to transfer to still-less-expen­ money, he said, came from gists. week, and voted on to take effect. sive two-year colleges. health service money that was In other action, the Senate passed saved for this purpose. "There was only one cutback And because campuses can acco­ in the program this year," said a bill asking that the Financial Aid modate only a limited number of Index The Center no longer serves Flipse. "Last year, the Health Office inform all students who students, they fear the poorest Conservatives Strip Nader as a licensed hospital, but as an Center was closed on Sundays apply on time for financial aid by two-year college students eventual­ A Court Wants A New Trial F'or A Right -Wing Legal Foun­ outpatient clinic. The universi­ because students were not utiliz­ July 15 of the academic year. ly will be forced out of college alto­ ty's clinic, however, is much ing our services. We felt it was a The action states: "That if the Fi­ gether. dation's Attempt To Strip Rutgers' J'uhlir Interest Research more than a bandage station, waste of the students' money to nancial Aid office can make notifi­ The migration out of private Group Of Student Fee Funding /PAGE 5 Flipse said. The clinic's services keep it running a full day and cation earlier [than July 15|, they campuses began as a trickle last include diagnosis and treatment only have a few patients come shall, and if major changes are January, but has grown to a steady Amityville Horror II for most acute illnesses and in. This year it was decided to made in the federal financial aid flow now. The Hurricane Brings You To The Press Conference An­ minor injuries. Its laboratory have Saturday become only an disbursement as in this summer, the services includes facilities fc The 200,000 who have dropped nouncing The Sequel /PAGE » Emergency Nursing Service cen­ office will notify students prior to out this fall are "much larger (a the diagnosis of illnesses and jf ter. July 15 of changes and their inabili­ pregnancy. group) than we thought, and Take A SEAT "Again, it was felt that to ty to send out correct award letters, doesn't even include the effects of All this is free to the students and will give notification no later Attend The Opening Of The South End Alternative Theater have a full staff of doctors on this year's cutbacks," says Thrift. /PAGE 8 who have paid their health fee. call would only be wasting our than two weeks prior to registra­ "Unfortunately, most of the de­ This fee of $35 is required of all student funds," Flipse said. tion." cline was among students in the Hoaxing The Hokies undergraduate, graduate and Flipse said he hopes that stu­ As a Category D Bill, this action $6,000 to $24,000 income bracket law students taking nine or dents take advantage of the ser­ now goes to the administration for While some of our upper-income A Preview Of The Miami-Virginia Tech Game /PAGE 9 more credit hours. vices and especially of the ap­ their response and action. If no an­ students are getting more financial The Health Center also houses pointment system. "Making an swer is given in 30 days, the bill aid, the number of low-income stu­ NFL Roundup three special clinics that stu­ appointment before coming in goes into effect immediately. dents getting aid actually decreased The Hurricane Soothsayers Predict Thi^ Week's NFL dents one who have paid their will save you hours of waiting In other action, the Senate agreed by 40 pecent," she adds. Games /PAGE 12 health fee can take advantage of time," Flipse said. to co-sponsor a Mr. UM contest The institute assumes "most of with the Homecoming Committee, at a nominal charge: Clinic hours this year will be: [the dropoutsj are going on to • the immunization and alergy to be held on October 27 at noon on schools that are lower-priced " regular services — Monday thru the patio. The Senate also allocated clinic. Cost is $5 per shot; Friday, 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., She asserts that "that means Opinion /PAGE ft Entertainment /PAGE 8 .• the women's clinic. Services $75 to fund dinner and refresh­ more and more students are having Sports /PAGE 11 Classifieds /PAGE 13 emergency nursing services — ments for the annual joint Senate- include "Pap" smears and con­ Saturday, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. to pick a school based on price rath­ traception •'appointments must Cabinet meeting next Wednesday er than academic considerations." I Page 2 Friday. September 17 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Newsbriefs Updati

University Of Florida Student Fries Pet FRIDAY FUCKS: Altw your states and come see HiMMlaiu (CPS) — A University of Florida student who literally fried his Today Altered States. Showtime is at 8 p.m. in the Inter- •OHO«y pet guinea pig has begun serving an unusually tough jail sentence for national Lounoe cruelty to animals. UF math major George Shiro is serving 60 days and paying a $198 fine for abusing his pet Albert, who has since been taken SCHOLARSHIP PAGEANT: Applications for the HILLEL: Kosher Meal Plan — Monday through Fri­ away from him by the court. Miss Universitv of Miami Scholarship Pageant are MORTAR BOARD: There will be a meeting at 6 day evenings. For further information, call Hillel at Police arrested Shiro earlier this summer after one of Shiro's dorm available in tihe Homecoming eOffice. room S225 p.m. in S241 All members are required to attend 665-6948 neighbors reported hearing the guinea pig screaming. The neighbor, Applications are due on September 20 at 5 p.m.. A Ruth Rose, says she has heard the rodent scream in pain before, and meeting for all contestants will be held September RATHSKELLER: Happy hour from 4:30 to 7 p.m. had seen Shiro throw Albert against a wall once. 21 at 5 p.m. in S245. "When he was brought in [to the Alachua County Humane Socie­ and Reggae Night at 9 p.m. ty | he just shivered and shook, like he was wondering. 'What's going to Tuesday happen to me next?' " said Margo Duncan, Humane Society investiga­ STUDENT PERSONNEL DEAN'S OFFICE: All tor. She added that the underweight animal had "scabby and bloody" freshman students who ordered or may have or­ feet dered the "Freshman Register' should pick up Albert, now adopted by another Gainesville family, is "happy and their "Freshman Register' within the next two Weekend KARATE CLUB: Campus Sports and Recreation doing just fine," Duncan said. "All his hair has grown back, and he weeks at the Student Personnel Dean's Office Center will have karate classes from 4 to 6 p.m comes when his name is called. He's coming out of it all very nicely " (building 21H). The instructor is Mr S Takashma Training for be RATHSKELLER: Papa John Creach will be playing ginners and advanced, men and women. Register Lecture At Wesley To Be On Nuclear War Saturday. Two shows only — 9 and II p.m.. Tuesday and Thursday at 4 p.m.. COUNSELING CENTER: The counseling center The Physicians for Social Responsibility (PSR) will be having its will be offering a seven-week behavioral group SAILING HURRICANES: We will be having a monthly meeting at the Wesley Center, 1210 Stanford Drive, on Sep­ weight-loss /eating-control program beginning in beach day Saturday Meet at the circle at 10:30 WESLEY: Public Forum: "Do You Believe In tember 23 at 7:30 p.m.. Dr. Carl Jacobsen, director of Soviet Studies, October For more information call the Counseling will speak on the "The Nuclear Arms Race: Mad vs. Nuts." Jacobsen's a.m. for rides or come to Hobie Beach Magic?" with Dr. Shepherd Faber (physics), Dr. Center (X-55111 as soon as possible. lecture will deal with the arms race and the possibility of a nuclear Jack Kapchan (psychology). Dr. Frank Lechiara freeze. The lecture is free to all. SESL: The Students of Earth. Sea, and Life will be (Catholic chaplain), Dr. John Masterson (communi- PSR's Miami chapter is one of 160 throughout the country. Its e, ation). Dr. Daniel Pals (religion), and Dr. Richard OPEN DOOR: Your student-run helpline and having a trip this Saturday to the Miami Sequari- main function is to speak about the medical and social consequences of Sharvy (philosophy) At noon in the Flamingo Ball walk-in center is now open 7 p.m. to midnight um. Included will be a "behind the scenes" tour of a nuclear war room — lunch available every night with people to talk to about questions the facility. Admission price is only $4 for mem­ School of Music Purchases Instruments or concerns about college life. Also available are in­ bers, $5 for non-members. Sign-up sheet is in the formational tapes which can be listened to by SESL office (SA2O0). We will leave the office at The UM School of Music will be purchasing $50,000 worth of in­ phone. Call X-2300 or drop by 49K 10:30 a.m.. For further information, come to USBG FAIR: Get invAvedi Find out about USBG struments which belonged to the now defunct Florida Philharmonic. SA200 or call Kevin at X-5837, Ralph at X-5276, and sign up for committees^, projects, and pro The instruments were acquired through Emil Gould, president emeritus or Patti at 661-3874 " grams. The fair will be held at'8 p.m. in S237. of the Philharmonic and a trustee of UM, who asked Philharmonic sub­ LEISURE REC: Registration will be from 1 1 a.m. scribers to donate money so UM could buy some of the instruments, in­ to 12 p.m in the Breezeway and various dorms cluding a Steinway piano and a valuable German-made percussion sys­ from 4:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m until September 24.1 FEC: The Federation of Cuban Students will be tem. JUDO CLUB: Instruction and practice by Or. Here having a welcome-in dance featuring live music berto Garcia. 6th degree black belt, at the Lane SEAL Places Students In Off-Campus Jobs HILLEL: We provide many services to students: and refreshments this Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in the Recreation Center (CSR gym) from 7:30 to 9 p.m counseling, Shabbat dinners and services. High Fontainbleau Apartments (9682 Fontain Blvd.). All For more information, call Alan Alvarez at The Career Planning and Placement services is aiding students Holiday services, Israeli dancing, and much more. interested are welcome. 553-6100. who wish to obtain an off-campus job through the Students Earn and Stop by and sign up for the mailing lists. Learn Program (SEAL). The SEAL Program places students in jobs in KAPPA ALPHA PSI: All organizations interested the Greater Miami community. The program is funded by federal, uni­ in participating in the lake clean-up report to Eaton USBG CABINET: There will be executive cabinet versity, and private sources. Any student can participate by visiting Ca­ Hall at 9:30 a.m. Saturday reer Planning and Placement in Building 37R. PHILOSOPHY COLLOQUIUM: Profesor Richard meetings every week to discuss USBG projects Sharvy will be speaking on "Essence As Cause" at and issues at 4:30 p.m in S240 Everyone is wei 3 p.m. in LC190 A discussion will follow the talk. come Engineering Fellowships Offered To Minorities WESLEY: Bible n Bagels at 9 am. Start the week right. Join usl Lutheran, Presbyterians, and The National Consortium for Graduate Degrees for Minorities in FLORIDA ENGINEERING SOCIETY: Discussion Engineering, Inc. is offering summer employment and 120 graduate fel­ Methodists. Worship at 10:30 a.m. Sunday. Picnic MIDDAY RECESS: Dont miss the hot \au elections, guest speakers, etc at 3 30 p.m m lowships to qualified minority students, specifically American Indians, sounds of Billy Marcus — today on the Patio at at 6 p.m. Sunday. Food, fun, information, plans, EB231A. Mexican Americans, Black Americans, and Puerto Ricans. Students 11:30 p.m.. Be there new friends! must be enrolled in their junior year of undergraduate study in one of the engineering disciplines. Each fellowship pays tuition and fees at a member university and a stipend of $5,000 for the academic year. It also provides summer em­ ployment at a member research laboratory. Deadline for application materials is December I. For further information contact Howard Adams, Executive Director, National Consortium for Graduate Degrees for Minorities in Engineering, Inc., P.O. Box 537, Notre Dame, IN., 46556. Prospero Named Head Of RSMAS Division Dr. Joseph M. Prospero, an atmospheric geochemist, has been named the new chairman of the Division of Marine and Atmospheric CATCH Science. He succeeds Dr. James Carpenter who left the school in 1981 to join the Nuclear Regulatory Commission. A member of the Rosen­ stiel School Faculty since 1963, Dr. Prospero has been professor since 1976. He has done research on the atmospheric transport of soil dust and aerosols. Prospero is a member of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, American Chemical Society, American Geo­ THE physical Union, and the American Meteorological Society. Quickprint Hosts Actor In Xerox Commercial Jack Eagle, who since 1975 has starred as Brother Dominic in CENTURY award-winning commercials of the Xerox Corporation, will meet with students at tlinieH Quickprint, 5781 Sunset Drive, as pert of a national Xerox dealers tour. Students can register for the September 20 lecture rw___~_ which will be held between 3 and 4 p.m. by calling John Sorgie at •rr:. 666-8066. There is no charge and there will be free apple cider, cheese, *** * mmT) and bread. •?*"*** Med School To Send Team Of Interviewers The School of Medicine will send a team of interviewers to cam­ «e> """_,, pus on September 20, 21, and 22. All students wishing to be inter­ viewed during those three days should schedule an appointment at the ^*^r>«. College of Arts and Sciences Operations Office, Ashe 223 (x4333) no 1P&*? later than today. This will serve as the official interview for the UM School of Medicine. After September 22, all interviews will be by invi­ tation only. An applicant will not be able to schedule a interview at the ^*\*_ ? Medical School by request. '•i *52__. UM School Of Nursing Ranked Second The undergraduate program of the School of Nursing has been •_>*: reaccredited for eight years and the graduate program was also accred­ ited for eight years. The National League for Nursing accreditation visit took place last January and their report was received in April. The National League had three comments regarding the school: ***- r "•_ — The school needs to be housed in a better faclity. '<4S5& — Nursing students need to be involved in more university-wide 1 committees. '*• a mmmm — The curriculum evaluation studies begun by the school should be continued. about it' Bt weeks, when the summer tourists fears were unfounded, for the fair AT PLITT THEATRES •"•* "-, amonjj the first in youi H hool to order the started coming. But in a couple pf jS\ ^83 Campus Calendar featuring IJ ot the has not been as disruptive as ex­ —-- lexiett men you It iee on '.merit an i .in. weeks they said the crowds hadn't pected." come yet, and they couldn't hire me ( | puses this war These gorgeou* honeys for another couple of weeks. 'A The trafffic nightmares of having will hang with you all yeai long Fo receive 50,000 extra people on campus per •PLAYING AT THE PLAYING AT THE' your, fill out the coupon belov. cni IUMM couple of weeks' just never did hap­ ( her{*. or mnne\ order for S10 and pen." day never came true. "Traffic flow picked up a little," Bennett says, I—I ito Campus Calendar. PO Boi Fielding's university has had sim­ SUNNY ISLES FLORIDA | Maywood, New Jersey 07t>07 In "but it is not any worse than [in 1117. S 01X11 HKINMV V. I b*8 weeks, and m time tm ilar luck with the 1982 World's the] fall." 733 TWO I Fair, which opened right next to L / ^sN the hohdavs welt send Worries about transients starting \_^_y vou the H" * 15' r olor campus in May and now, over the a crime wave haven't materialized pi,i n ner calendar Labor Day hump, is coasting to­ either. fAWf II also tell you how ward its November closing. SHOCK ROCKY HORROR "Our crime rate has actually de­ to enter your honev University officials expected to creased by 20 percent," boasts UT our 1984 Naf»ona/ make a lot of money renting cam­ PICTURE SHOW mpw, Calendar security director Hugh Griffin. "We TREATMENT ______Con test to win a pus housing and parking spaces to feel very good about it." (THI ORIGINAL MIDNIGHT fair visitors. They excitedly antici­ (FROM THE CREATORS luxury tHKX) Spring Griffin attributes the decrease to MADNESS SENSATION) for pated taking over many of the fair OF ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW) Hin^ Vacation "beefing up the police department." hoth ot you site buildings, reaping a cheap har­ One of the new officers' first du­ I VMM vest of modern new libraries and ties was to keep noise from the fair classroom buildings. The fair's down. Speech and hearing depart­ proximity, moreover, would bring ment prorams were drowned out at invaluable publicity to the campus. the beginning of the summer, notes I Bookstore inquiries All those dreams, if not dashed, Dr. Trudy Banta, the school's liason MIDNIGHT MADNESS SPECIAL! welcomed i have at least been blunted. with the fair, with an appreciation During the peak tourist season, of the irony involved. Yes' Please send me the school was "just breaking even But the programs were moved to PRESENT THIS COUPON AND RECEIVE ONE Enclosed is my Check or M O for % on parking revenues," reports UT a different part of campus for the Personnel Director Ed Bennett. duration, and "the fair people toned FREE ADMISSION FOR ONE PAID TO ANY Housing revenues have fallen down the barkers and cut down the Name about $500,000 short of projections, amps for musical devices," Fisher OF THE ABOVE LATE SHOWS. Address according to Carey Rogers, summer says. housing director. But Roger quickly "The positive points of the fair City State -Zip adds the university grossed about outweigh the negative," contends Expires Sept. 25 $2 million from fair rentals this College summer, compared to "normal" Fisher, who can see the exposition's summer takes of $250,000 to $300,- ferris wheel from his office win­ 000. dow. The university has dropped all its Among the positive points are plans to turn fair pavilions into that the university, deprived of the classrooms after the fair closes. pavilion buildings, at least will get "The expense would be too to use the new parking lots and great," explains Business Manager parks on the fair site. Homer Fisher. The site itself will be a plus too. Converting the pavilions, he he adds. "The fair site used to be a terrible-looking gully. It was a dis­ A Hiram Walker points out, would require buying in­ sulation, heating systems, and new traction to the community and the roofs for them. UT can't afford the campus, and one of the residual expense. benefits of the fair will be the Even enrollment suffered. Sum­ cleaning up of that jungle." Housing revenues, while short of Guide to Sees. mer school attendence was "signifi­ cantly down, in the ball park range projections, will go toward physi­ of about ten percent, or 1,200 stu­ cally improving dorms and keeping dents," says John McDow, UT's housing rates down, Roger says, dean of admissions. "unless someone grabs the money and uses it elsewhere." McDow attributes the decrease to the weak economy, the nationwide The biggest direct benefit of the decline in grad school enrollment, fair, all agree, was summer employ­ and the university's own efforts to ment for UT students. Griffin hired keep student population at manage­ 36 student police officers for his en­ able levels. larged security force, plus another But McDow adds that the "influ­ 150 traffic attendants. The nursing ence of being adjacent (to the fair j school staffed a fair wellness cen­ has convinced some students not to ter, while some 60 student engi­ come to summer school." neers manned a computer assist­ All the administrators cited simi­ ance system, Banta notes. She adds lar reasons for their disappoint­ that "many" students and faculty members worked as interpreters. ments, major and minor. They Sees on' the rocks The classic introduction to Sees t ', Mixed-up Sees. Just fill a glass with ice •* ** There's nothmg like Sees and pour in Hiram Walker in mixed company Just mix Triple Sec. vi oz. Hiram Walker Triple Sec. 1 \** oz Two Fingers Tequila and a splash of limejuice Ole1

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HIRAM WALKER TRIPLE SEC H„l§ V.r:, Page 4 Friday. September 17. 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE: Behavioral Medicine Program Discussed At Alumni Dinner

By JHANDRA ANDERSON Schneiderman is the director of ing many human illnesses. These Hurricane Staff Writer graduate psychological sciences experts are supported by recent sci­ programs in the department of psy­ entific studies. For example, the Dr. Neil Schneiderman spoke chology. He is nationally known for four major causes of death in the about research in behavioral medi­ his cardiovascular research and his United States today are heart dis­ cine and the new building for such research on neurobehavior. ease, cancer, stroke and accidents, study at a meeting of the College of Schneiderman serves as a con­ respectively, Schneiderman said. Arts and Sciences Alumni Associa­ sultant to the Behavioral Medicine "Notice the four major killers are tion (CASAA) Tuesday night. branch of the National Heart, Lung related to lifestyle," he said. "They This second annual celebration and Blood Institute and is a member are not the infectious diseases that also featured the presentation of of the Academy of Behavioral Medi­ caused morality around the turn of this year's four CASAA Merit schol­ cine. Schneiderman was also one of the century." arship recipients. Four students, the first in his field to receive a five Behavioral medicine research be­ juniors and seniors, were awarded year grant from the National Heart. lieves that it is possible to control scholarships based upon "academic Lung and Blood Institute for use in the effect of emotional upheaval performance and campus extra­ behavioral medicine research. and stress on illnesses. Excercise mural activities." and mental relaxation are two The winners were: Hope Jasper, Schneiderman's topic, "Behavior­ prime ways. fine arts division; Ingrid Galinanes, al Medicine Research," dealt with Following the lecture was a plea humanities division; Eric H. Lieber­ the "strong relationship that exists for funds so that the Behavioral man, natural sciences division; and between psycho-social factors and Medicine Research Building can be Jill Hersh, social sciences division. physical factors in human illness.' not only completed but thoroughly Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTLIEB After presentation of the scholar­ Many experts now believe that equipped. This building, once com­ Dr. Neil Schneiderman Explains The Behavioral Medicine Research Program ship winners, Schneiderman, the "emotional upheaval and social pleted, will be the first of its kind in At The Lowe Art Museum Tuesday Night guest of honor, was introduced stress" play a large role in worsen­ the country. This Equipment HAIR To New $ To New Costs Rise 13 Percent Saves Lives. 8 CUT Customers 20 PERM Customers GCORGi MARTORILL AN EXPERT STYLIST WITH VEARS OF EXPERIENCE IS OUR NEWEST ACE PERFORMER. TO IN­ TRODUCE HIM TO THIS AREA GEORGE WILL BE PERFORMING AU SERVICES AT '. 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Private two-year col­ Brouder attributes much of the Command Performance leges averaged 11 percent increases increases to the need to update and in tuition, up to $2,486 this vear. remodel aging facilities, to the con­ 401 Coral Way at LeJeune, Coral Gables The College Board also found tinuing effects of a decade of unre­ Open Days — Sunday thru Saturday that room and board charges will lieved inflation, and to federal and be up eight percent over last year's state education budget cuts. Unisex Hairstylists Nights — Mon.-Frl. 'til 9:00 P.M. 448-7974 averages, while other costs — "In absolute terms," she notes, transportation, supplies and person­ "the public sector has been harder al expenses — will rise by seven hit than the private, but in absolute percent. UM's room charges alone dollar terms, of course, average tui­ increased from 13 to 23 percent tions are still substantially lower in Electrical Engineering & Computer Science over the past vear. public colleges and universities." To counter rising costs, Brouder ON CAMPUS INTERVIEWS Some officials argue students are says, students should continue ap­ luckv the increases won't be higher. plying for financial aid and apply Friday, October 8th "Although tuition and fee the eyes of a cost accountant to charges have gone up more than planning their educations carefully, overall costs. Ihe total increase is at minimum waste of time and somewhat smaller than observers money. Yesterday's Pace Isn't had predicted for this year," says "Know what you have to do, Kathleen Brouder, who directed the when you have to do it, and do it study for the College Board. right the first time," she advises. Good Enough For Today's Technology... Office Assists Or Your Career Yesterday, GOULD S E.L developed the world s most powerful super­ minicomputer Today. 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Entertainment Hotline: x4411 Pabst Blue Ribbon C '98. Pat* Bmamrx} eComoae. IMarmim*tat Aeioonse' hnday September 17 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANfc Page 5 Crimewatch Court Voids University police apprehend­ ed the subject of a strong-arm Conservatives Work robbery on September 5. A fe­ male student was walking in Lot 308 next to Pearson Hall when her purse was grabbed from her NCAA Pact by a black male riding a bicycle. The subject was apprehended a On Defeating PIRGs CONTRACT/from page I trolled by bylaws enacted by the Association." few minutes later and was posi­ in court, speculana KUtgers could best climate for a sudden e-exami- tively identified by the victim. CAMDKN, NJ (CPS) — "The case Part of the intent of the legisla­ is not settled," stresses Evelyn have to refund as much as $1 5 mil­ nalion ol I'IRG." tion was "to affirm the Football The purse was found a few feet lion to current and past students if Many PIRG chapters have been suf­ 100 tops, play big time football. All from the scene. Liebman. of the schools, even those that do Television Committee's authority to Liebman, head ol the Rutgers- it loses. fering from apathy and lossies of not play football, get a vote on the prepare television plans," according The Bookstore was the scene Camden campus Public Interest Re­ "I imagine that administrators their checkoff funding systems over matter." he said. to the NCAA records of the meet­ of two thefts last week. A total search Group (PIRG), strenuously out in Wisconsin or elsewhere the last (our years ing. of $129 worth of students' prop­ refuses to concede defeat to what would have to look at that." Mar­ In just the last year, the Universi­ The issue was tabled until the "The issue at hand is, who has erty was stolen after having she sees as an organized, national shall notes. "I'd think that would ty of Massachusetts. Mankato State 76th Annual NCAA convention held rights over football games played been left unattended. conservative attack on PIRGs. the stop a lot of PIRG organizing " University and Washington Univer­ Januarv 11-13 in Houston, Texas. by the universities?" Mallios said. Ralph Nader-iounded network of Such talk convinces Liebman that sity in St Louis have all eliminated In the parking lots, two sets "negative checkoff" systems simi­ At the convention, the entire college-based "consumer advocate his is part of an organized conserva­ of hubcaps were removed from groups." tive assault on PIRGs lar to Rutgers' NCAA voted for more control of 'A decision of this vehicles parked in Lot 308. The television rights. But Liebman and Ihe PIRGs at Three Rutgers students sued in In those rases, the universities caliber would greatly hubcaps were valued at $625. least lost the latest battle in August September, 1979. soon after the wanted PIROs to switch to "posi­ Under NCAA legislation 0.1 A resident of Building 24 lost when a federal appeals court said Camden chapter refused to fund tive checkoff" systems, in which 1101, "The Association shall control affect the University of $70 worth of house plants to PIRGs fundraising methods — Rut­ one of the students' proposed "pro- students must specifically check a all forms of televising of the inter­ thieves. She had left the plants gers students automatically gave life study " They charged the uni box on their registration forms in collegiate football games of mem­ Miami and college outside overnight and they were $2.50 of their fees to the PIRG un­ versity made contributing to PIRG order to contribute to PIRG. All ber institutions during the tradition­ gone when she went to bring less they specifically asked for a re­ three l .R(j chapters refused them in. a virtual requirement for registra­ al football season . . The terms or football in general.' fund — raised serious constitutional tion even though the group was pn Two folded soon thereafter. The principles of the control shall be set Harry Mallios A student who left her purse questions, and asked a lower court marily "ideological," not education­ UMass PIRG is now suing to have forth in a television plan of pro­ unattended at the Campus to re-try the case al. its negative checkoff system re­ gram which periodically shall be Athletic Director Sports and Recreation Center A decision against the "checkoff A lower court ruled against the stored prepared by the Football Television lost it and its contents to system" of fundraising would Those are only the most recent Committee approved by the NCAA thieves. students last summer, but the 3rd The athletic director pointed out "have real significance for PIRGs Court of Appeals in August said the examples PIRGs at Iowa. San Council for submission to the mem­ Vandals turned over a vehicle around the country," predicts Id Diego State and Rice have folded bership by a mail referendum and that he was one of the very first on campus and the victim, a stu­ lower court failed to establish the persons to negotiate a contract for Lloyd, executive director of the facts in the case before ruling A since 1980 after losing negative approved by at least two-thirds of dent, knew of no one who New Jersey PIRG checkoff systems In 1980. Prince­ the members voting in such refer­ television coverage sports events new trial will be scheduled soon outside of the NCAA. would have had reason to dam­ Rutgers attorney Gregory Reilly ton administrators ignored student endum." age his vehicle. Marshall denies any coaaervative approval of a negative checkoff sys­ "Three years ago, I worked out a agrees that "other schools would plot against PIRGs in general Under Section 11, "Principle deal with ESPN (Entertainment want to be guided by the court's de­ tem, saving thev wouldn't serve as Governing Football Television" of A trespass warning was is­ While no admirer of the groups, a fee collection agency for any stu­ Sports Programming Network | for cision." if it goes against the check­ Marshall contends that "the fund- the approved legislation, at the sued to a subject in lot 308 by off system dent group baseball games," Mallios said. university police. The subject raising mechanism would be just as Houston mpeting the NCAA de­ The cost then was $1,000. It Rutgers remains willing to col­ clared that "The telecasting, cable­ was observed driving around the Joseph Marshall, staff attorney improper if it were going to a cun went up to $1,500 two years ago. for the Mid-Atlantic Legal Founda­ servative group " lect fees for PIRG. Reilly says, if casting or otherwise televising of area and could produce no iden­ enough students want it to and if The amount of money involved is tification or offer any reason for tion, part of a nationwide network Marshall questions if the time il intercollegiate football games of part of the issue, Mallios said the court agrees PIRG is primarily member institutions shall be con­ being on campus of conservative legal groups that right for an assault on PIRGs "I frequently challenge liberal causes an educational group, not a political wonder if 1982 in America is the group

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n Wednesdav. a federal judge'in Oklahoma City handed down a ruling which says, in essence, that the National OCollegiate Athletic Aaaociation television contracts deal­ ing with college football are void. The NCAA, needless to say. will appeal immediately The ruling affects the existing contracts with networks ABC. CHS and the Turner Broadcasting System (Superstation WTBS in Atlanta!, all of whom broadcast major college football nationally Obviously, the Miami Hurricane is in no position to ques­ tion the ruling'from a legal standpoint, but the Ramifications of the ruling are most certainly enormous. The suit was brought by the Univeraity ol Oklahoma and the Univeraity oi (ieeergia Athletic Association, lt is more than interesting that the two schools involved happen to be posses sols of prominent and successful Iootball programs. There are about 900 institutions that belong to the NCAA, vet only about 10 percent of those institutions play major col­ lege football and have top-flight football programs Being that the percentage of maior programs is so mmiscule compared to the overall number of member institutions, the question the court ruling asks is. Why should the 10 percent carr) the load for the other schools'' We think this is a fair question Whal the ruling basically savs. pending appeal, is that indi­ vidual institutions own their football packages and would thus be able tee market their football telecasts on a school-by-school basis rather than through the NCAA. * _JHl,Tlfc BRMBrS N.WK/S ND SK/ TH?/ WOULD lAMfc THfrDeseRT BLOOM." Other collegiate sports, such as baseball, have been free all along to market their games the same tsav. The I'niversity ol Miami is a perfect example. For a couple ol yeara now. the CM Communication Department baseball program has worked out television deals with the Kn- tcrlainment and Sports Programming Network and ON-TV pay television for individual games with nothing but the NCAA's blessing It appears to us to he a classic double standard. Appar­ ently, the judge in Oklahoma City feels the same way. Consider A New School Of Thought Soon alter the ABC, CBS and WTBS contracts were inked. NBC signed a contract with a dissident group of institutions By HOWARD BURNS with the evolution of technology and industry." ImostK those with major college football programs, including I ditttr in t incl By creating a School of Communication, I have to believe that the Univeraity of Miamii to an exclusive television pact. The this downswing can be reversed. group was the College Football Association, and the contract In the September 23, 1980 edition of the Miami Hurricane, this The Department of Communication also finds itself lost within was the biggest in college fool ball history. neophyte editorial writer wrote a piece on the condition of the the multitude the other departments in the College of Arts and Sci­ communication building — the "beautiful" LC Building (then called ences. The NCAA threatened to take the CFA to court, and the the L-l Building). Since the department is subject to several academic require­ CFA dee uled nol to accept the challenge. Based on this past What I did then was to rewrite the lyrics to ments that do not seem to fit in with the course of studies, autono­ Wednesday's ruling, the CFA conceivably could have licked the the theme song of the television series "The Beverly my would be a positive step in rectifying the problem. domineering NCAA Hillbillies." My reason for doing such an abstract The South Florida community, for the most part, has been gra­ With such lucrative packages at stake, it was an obvious and off-the-wall thing was to make the analogy be­ cious enough to the university and the department by providing move for the NCAA to seek a stav of the order so that things tween the old building and the delapidated shack both internships and employment for UM communication students. could stav as thev currently are. that Jed Clampett used to live in before he struck it In recent years, however, there has been somewhat of a lull in If the NCAA's appeal is denied, the bidding war for the rich. the number of UM graduates who have been able to find immediate rights to the telecasts eil individual schools, most notably those The fortunes of the Department of Communi­ employment in the region. top 90 or 80 teams that have the strong programs, will skyrocket cation certainly have taken a turn for the better The job market as it currently exists plays a major role in this high into the heavens. since that September afternoon two years ago. lull, but the predominant factor remains the caliber of students Burns The faculty is now the strongest it has been coming out of this institution. With the current structure of sports the wav it is. the Hur­ since I entered the University of Miami in 1978. The department ricane doesn't see why these schools shouldn't be able to stake features a host of experienced men and women, many of whom their claims tor a hetty piece of the tele\ isiem pie. and be able to have-been able to make the successful transition from the profes­ Submitted For Your Approval market their products. Therefore, we can fully comprehend the sional world of big business and "revolving doors" to the profes­ court's ruling. sional world of education. A School of Communication would not only help to increase 'There is a possibility that some schools might find it worth In addition, the UM campus will soon house a cable television the caliber of student, but would also help generate more substan­ the risk to commit sporadic recruiting violations to corral the studio in conjunction with Dynamic Cablevision of Hialeah. Stu­ tial support from local employers. nation's top high school blue chippers. If these schools could dents will soon be able to have a legitimate facility from which to The proposal theorizes that this type of relationship between manage to avoid the apprehending eye of the NCAA, which re­ operate — something that has been sorely needed for a great while. the university and the community was the primary catalyst in so­ mains the sole governing body of college football, the financial lidifying the agreement between the university and Dynamic Ca­ rewards could be plentiful. A proposal, dated August of this year, to make the Department blevision. If this scenario indeed lakes shape, however, we would be of Communication into a School has been obtained by the Hurri­ Again quoting the proposal: "A vital ingredient in achieving very much in favor of seeing the NCAA toughen its standards cane, and the idea and concept of this proposal is certainly appeal­ this alliance was the existence of communication studies expertise against such violations t<» such a degree that lhe offending insti ing to this communication major. at the university. Equally vital to the long-term success of this alli­ tution would neit be able In enjoy the benefits that go along with The proposal, drafted by Professor Steven Beebe, puts on ance will be the enhancement of the communication studies area at being an NCAA member institution lor several yean hence. paper what many have been saying for some time. Quoting the pro­ the university." posal: "Of late . . . parts of Miami's reputation have faded as it be­ What's legal is legal that's for the courts to decide We Taking that one step further: A vital ingredient in bettering came clear that its communication studies program has failed to the Department of Communication is for the university to adopt believe thai the se hools ahould be able to "go for it" if it is done keep pace, either with the growth of such studies elsewhere or according to the book. It not, thev had better beware of some this proposal and establish a School of Communication. heavy-handed e onsequeni <•- For Those With A Nose For Clothes: STAFF

The Miami Hurricane 15 published semtweekly during the regular academic Check Out Manufacturers' Outlets vr.tr .ind ts mitten and edited by undergraduate students ol the University ol Miami rhts publication does not necessarily represent Ihe views and opinion*, ot the University s trustees, faculty, or administration By MARC KRANTZ pull off the name brand labels so many good deals may be found 198 1 bv the University of Miami lleerrie ant ( iiltimni^l price industry will rise in status tPe5r fn the University of Miami * undergraduate Student Body as not to hurt the business of at these places. as more consumers become Saks and everyone else. In Miami, everything from comfortable shopping at these With inflation eating away at stores. Manufacturers are al­ HOWARD BURNS our disposable spending dollars, That was when Loehman's name brand clothing to high ADA M. PALLES quality rugs may be purchased ready aware of the importance Editor-in-Chief Business Manager it is easy to understand why all had one store. Now it has over of this part of the retailing in­ 60. at Marshall's or Sym's. Both of us must search for retailers dustry. At one time the discoun­ who will offer more purchasing chains have many stores Of course, not all off-price throughout the country. They ters were courting the manufac­ N.ws Editor George Haj power for our money. dealers give you great buys. At also have excellent reputations turers for business. Now it ap­ Assistant News Editor Lourdes Fernandez the far end of the off-pricers' pears that the manufacturers Opinion Editors Martha Martin. Some of the more common for quality merchandise. Dansk, spectrum is the New Hampshire are showing great respect for John Oudens consumer goods, including the famous kitchen goods manu­ Bargain Center, located near these merchants. Entertainment Editor Steve Boyer books, clothing and food, may facturer, has a store in Hallan­ Hampton Beach — about 45 Assistant Entertainment Editors Cristina Nosti. be purchased at off-price retail­ dale. ers. These retailers state that miles north of Boston. If any one word describes Marsha de Sylva Watch out for outlets which they will give considerable dis­ where the industry is headed, Sports Editor jaan Claude de la France My sisters and I went to the offer no real discounts. These counts on fashionable quality the word is growth. Sym's and Associate Sports Editor Ronnie Ramos New Hampshire Bargain Center enterprises are merely stores Assistant Sports Editor Holly Beth Byer merchandise. Marshall's have expansion in August. We left five minutes cashing in on outlet fever. plans. Filene's of Boston has sin­ I Technical Director Charles Lavin after we arrived. The merchan­ Loehman's, the popular wom­ gle-handedly captured the Bos­ Copy Editor Charles Lavin dise wa.s a decade old. It had In any case, whenever you Assistant Copy Editor Evelyn Rodriguez en's discounter, pioneered the ton market through its world- dust on it. It is hard to believe start looking for bargains, know Photography Editor Bill Urquhart off-price industry when it famous Bargain Basement. that a store would sell goods in a product before you venture Assistant Photography Editor Stu Bayer opened operations in a small such condition. into an outlet store or off-price Art Department Martica Baghdoian. store off Seventh Avenue in manufacturer. When the oppor­ If you have the chance in the Dave Forest. Jill Gordon, Robert Hernandez New York City (the Garment The center, however, is part tunity arises to shop, the key is near future, stop in and browse Administrative Assistant to the Editor-in-Chief Jaene Garcia District). I.oehman's found that of the new trend in retailing to to take your time in selecting through the stores I have men­ Circulation Manager Stephen Pease consumers desired name brand offer substantial discounts. the best possible goods. tioned. You will understand Assistant Circulation Manager Irving Martinez goods (with no frills) at low What you will find in New Eng­ why the industry speaks of prices. Unfortunately, trouble land, as well as the rest of the Many believe that the off- growth. Classified Ads Manager Charles Lavin came to the manufacturers who United States, is what I call Production Manager Sharon Hinson supplied Loehman's. "outlet fever." These outlets are better known as manufacturer' Letters Welcome Senior Advisor Sharon Clark Saks Fifth Avenue, among factory outlets. Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger other businesses, told those The Hurricane welcomes letters on topics of interest to the Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts manufacturers that supplying The New Hampshire Center is University and its community. All letters must be typed and I.oehman's was killing those SALES PERSONNFI ' the extreme case of discounting. must contain the writer's name, address, phone number and — manufacturers' primary busi­ Don't let it scare you away from if the writer is a UM student — ID number The deadlines for OFFICE PERSONNEL ness factory outlets. Factory outlets publication are Tuesday at 5 p.m for Friday's issue and Friday I.oehman's gave in. It told the sell everything from tennis at 5 p.m. for Tuesday s issue. All letters are subject to editmg ejreevnrsetv o* M manufacturers that it would shoes to leather goods, and to conform to space and style requirements Coral Gabl«j FL 33U« ———_—-—1 ' Friday. September 17, 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 3 Letters to the Editor A Plea To Hold Parties In Peace

To The Editor: tives met with residence halls mal problems in recent years. lege is a place for learning, but officials for over 90 minutes. Moreover, the party at Building surely an integral part of cam­ At minutes before midnight 23, albeit unregistered, was not pus life is the social atmosphere. Our party went well, al­ on September 11, Public Safety disturbing anyone; the partici­ After a 23 percent increase in though I venture to say not as patrols broke up a party taking pants were quiet and well be­ my housing fees, I would think well as that of Building 23. As I place between Buildings 22 and the Residence Halls Office could observed the party Saturday haved. There was no reason for 23 in the apartment area. find better ways to spend its night at Building 23, which cer­ police to send them running back into their apartments. money instead of insisting that The celebration, a typical Sat­ tainly was not "registered," I students register their parties urday night affair ^specially sa­ felt that Residence Halls had It is true that we residents are and disperse by midnight. These voring the Miami victory over made a fool out of me and all still adjusting to the changes in new rules are far too restrictive Houston, had been going on for others concerned. Residence Halls' policies. How­ and impossible to enforce. several hours, leaving me with I find it truly ironic that the ever, it is also true that Building severe doubts that any com­ honors students, who possess 22, for example, has been with­ Meanwhile, you guys in plaints had been registered. high grade-point averages and out washers and dryers and Building 23 had better start who hold many of the student I hope that the residents of proper lighting for close to two your parties a bit earlier. I leadership positions on this cam­ years. wouldn't want anyone turning Building 23 enjoyed themselves, pus, had such difficulty in doing because an Honors Students' As­ into a pumpkin. what they have been doing with Certainly parties are not alien sociation party, scheduled for maximal enjoyment and mini­ the previous evening, was al­ to the University of Miami. Col­ Barry Geiman most cancelled by the Residence UM Parking Troubles Halls Office. We finally reached 1 a compromise, relocating the party from the Honors Apart­ Rock Music Not 'Satanic Driving Students Nuts ments to the Eaton Hall Lounge. could have ever been able to relate to any of the Being used to holding social To The Editor: By BILL URQUHART groups mentioned in his show. ' Hurricane t tit tonal Board functions in our apartments, I The speaker failed to realize that most of and other members of HSA ex­ Wednesday night I attended the Jesus Stu­ dents Fellowship rock and roll seminar, "No One these groups grew up in poor neighborhoods with Last semester a problem surfaced that had been around for perienced much inconvenience little hope of achievement. So from the hopeless­ in terms of movement of equip­ Gets Out Of Here Alive." After leaving I felt com­ years: the availability of resident parking on campus. But noth­ pelled to write on the speaker's lack of knowl­ ness of life emerged heavy metal, which is a very ing was done to curb it. ment, a midnight curfew — and powerful form of music. midnight clean-up. edge of theatrical and heavy metal rock and roll, It's less than a month into the fall semester, but the prob- on which the lecture focused. Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin, in particular, ~~ lem has already come up again. Let me compliment the Resi­ Immediately the speaker's subjective point of used the Gothicism of black magic and the mys­ Just walk around the campus. You'll see dence Halls Office; its reconcili­ view forced him to use such adjectives as tery of the occult to complement the heavy metal what 1 mean. Parking lots outside dorms and ation of the situation aided us a "weird," "repulsive," "immoral," "devilish" and sound. There is no doubt that certain groups such classroom buildings have become asphalt jun­ great deal. However, the com­ "un-Christian" to describe AC-DC. Blue Oyster as these fell victim to management, which ex­ gles, the courts for fight-to-the-death parking promise was only reached after Cult, the Damned, Led Zeppelin, etc.. It was im­ ploited and sensationalized the occult for greater tournaments. Sane, pleasant people, stuck be­ I and five other HSA representa­ possible to believe that the speaker at any time monetary gain. hind the wheel of a Catalina for 25 full minutes, Other groups, such as AC-DC, challenged the spot an open parking space, start to laugh like public with even greater use of vulgarity and Sa­ Peter Lorre, and slam the accelerator into the tanic overtones (although I doubt seriously that floor, disregarding all nearby forms of life — Candidate Claims Hurricane AC-DC's Satan is anything more than a tongue- Urquhart not to mentjon other drivers. And the races for in-cheek jest to promote sales). spaces never end — the racers just turn around in disgust and find another parking lot. It would be difficult to name another form of This time, though, there is an answer. Funding is available, Misrepresented His Views art that allowed such vast freedom of expression and the time involved in solving it would take no more than a and individualism. Rock and roll's greatest contri­ make was that had students voted in semester. To The Editor: bution is the continual test of freedom of speech. The time has come for those in charge of Public Safety, as large numbers in this election, local Only a free society would allow AC-DC to be Contrary to the headline in your and state politicians would have well as the administration, to admit that the number of cars on aired because only a free society would allow un- campus for exceeds the number of available spaces. Since there September 14 issue ("Hoy Blames taken notice and would be more sym­ censorship of that kind to exist. Turnout On Campus For Loss"), I do pathetic to their desires. is no available land to expand parking facilities, there is only Rock and roll is free to talk about any subject not blame anyone for my loss in the I was advised by a local office one answer to the problem. race for the Florida House of Repre­ holder that it was a waste of time and such as (but not restricted to) hell, Satan, drugs, The answer is to construct a multi-deck parking facility. sentatives, District 114. The voters money to try to secure a student vote. love, politics and sex without the need for hidden With a high-rise parking area, the parking problem, as well as chose someone else and that is the I realize that it was the beginning of messages. No one is forced to listen to rock music. the space availablity problem, would be eliminated. No longer democratic way. the semester, the weekend of the Much of the speaker's evidence presented was would students have to park on lawns, in no-parking zones, or My concern was with the low turn­ Florida game and the day after Labor based on stereotyping, assumptions and a possible in tow-away zones. out in Precinct 837, which incidental­ Day when the election was held. guilt by association. The speaker quoted such lit­ As all students who drive a car are aware, the price of this ly had another candidate residing I would challenge all students who erary sources as Circus and Hit Parade maga­ year's parking sticker is $30, up $10 from last year. I'm sure no within it. There were seven candi­ are registered voters, and there are zines, which have had gross inaccuracies in the one would complain about this new fee if they were guaranteed dates and the precinct voting was less hundreds, to vote October 5 and No­ past. He failed to read long passages but rather a space to park. than 10 percent. vember 2. The precinct voting place quoted short, sensationalized phrases. The funding for the multi-deck parking facility is available. No one should expect the universi­ is the Wesley Foundation for resident In that lecture room he twisted a free form of I propose that those with the wisdom and power around this ty to back a particular candidate. Past students. escapism entertainment into a reality comparable university take this newly found extra $10 per student and add history has affirmed this position. I Please permit me to thank those to literal translations of the Bible. As someone it to the money supposedly used to beautify the campus. The had secretly hoped that a "banner" members of the university family once said, "Rock music is one of the first things construction of the facility should begin immediately. headline would call upon all to "Vote who gave great support and assist­ attacked or censored by those who wish to domi­ There's no doubt that UM students would gladly sacrifice Today" in the September 7 issue of ance privately to our cause. nate the minds of others." trees for parking spaces. Otherwise, they may try parking in the the Hurricane. trees. The important point which I did W. Ivan Hoy Peter Spirer

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ant abilities since she was a child. the words "preternatural", "super­ When asked for their opinion of natural", and "paranormal." the second movie, Ed and Lorraine Lorraine describes her analysis of said that they did not condone the the Amityville home in the follow­ A preternatural phenomenon is movie because the author deliber­ ing manner: she walked throughout one that is negative or of demonic ately took out a literary licence to the house and discerned vibrations nature. A supernatural occurrence fictionalize the book. However, throughout it, as well as in the is anything that is positive, such as they do believe that the house is dwellings. She felt a threatening, a miracle. A paranormal one is un­ still clearly infested by "inhuman overpowering, ominous feeling. At known and cannot be determined spirits." the time she knew nothing about by them, or by experts, because it the background of the home. cannot be understood. Ed said, "Amityville is one of the Also a devout Catholic, Lorraine Lorraine says that her power, as worst cases I have ever worked on asked some clergymen to accompa­ well as her ability to see things that in 35 years of investigating haunt­ ny her in spirit. She carried with others cannot see, frightens her at ings.Although the house has been her some relics of a clergyman by times. However, she does not fear resold and has new occupants," he the unknown. continued, "whatever dwells there the name of Padre Pio (who was might still have control. It has said to have performed many exor­ The Warrens' investigations have killed once. Who's to say it won't cisms and suffered from them). included research into the "Big kill again?" Her first impression was that of Foot" and "Loch Ness" monster great depression. It was all physical mysteries. They claim that the only Well, there's always the possibili­ and emotional. She had apparently thing that keeps them going is their ty it will kill again, just so movie­ not been told of the mass murder faith. makers will be able to make more that had occurred previously in the When asked about the first movies and moviegoers will be able house. movie, Ed replied: "There's no to get more thrills. Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTLIEB The Warrens use a demonology doubt in my mind that the first The Warrens intensely believe in Demonologists Ed And Lorraine Warren vocabulary which they feel should movie was ridiculous." Then again, the world of demonology — of be explained. They insist that there they said they were not consultants human and inhuman spirits. The are important differences between for the first movie. problem is, should we? S.E.A.T. Offers Miami Alternative In Theater

By CRISTINA NOSTI cess of this company, a whole new movement in Eng­ and lish theater evolved, and non-profit theater companies RONNIE RAMOS were subsidized by the Arts Council of Great Britain. Hurricane Editorial Hoard Cynthia Caquelin, the company manager, just grad­ uated from the University of Miami this past spring. The arts, in any society, will always reflect the in­ She appeared in various Ring Theatre productions, in­ terests of its people. When people begin to care about cluding The Diary of Anne Frank, which was directed the arts, there's room for growth and change. by Andrew Noble. The stage manager. Mark Pellicori, The times, then, just might be changing in Miami. is presently attending the University. Some people have talked about what they would like to The company's prime interest right now is success see here, a few have listened and are now doing some­ There is an extremely high risk factor involved in the thing about it. opening and maintaining of a professional repertory A small group of interested people, with a common company. background, have taken it upon themselves to organize If S.E.A.T. can swing one season and gain support a new theater company. from Miamians, they can begin to implement some new South End Alternative Theatre, S.E.A.T . as it is ideas, and develop their artistic tendencies fully. called, hopes to do what its name implies: give the peo­ ple an alternative to what they now have in Miami. The group would like to offer young people coming The company defines itself as "a permanent, pro­ out of school a chance to organize an apprenticeship fessional, and popularly accessible repertory company around the theater. The opportunities of training with­ of Miami talent, by Miami talent, and for Miami audi­ in a theater that is just begin­ ences." ning to expand itself, can be The company gave its first performances during the particularly beneficial. festival-within-a-festival for the New World Festival As of now, the company is of the Arts. These first performances seem to have sat­ isfied Miami's hunger for good theater. "The audience actually came up to me and asked Theater Miomi Hurricane/STU BAYER why they couldn't see us anytime," says Diane Mon­ S.E.A.T. Members Take A Break During 'Dear Liar' Performance tane, artistic director of S.E.A.T. "1 didn't know the an­ Inside Entertainment swer." However, within a few months an answer was de­ veloped and a regular theater company set forth to con­ encouraging open auditions for 4 quer Miami audiences. all three plays planned for t.,e "Miamians are eager for some consistency in their new season. A British mystery, Dear Liar': A Touching Affair arts," says Montane. "Once they get it, they'll come Sherlock's Last Case, Golda, the back for more, and that's what we're banking on." story of former Israeli Prime What S.E.A.T. is banking on the most is the support Minister Meir, and Ladies at the By RONNIE RAMOS (the worst) is "The Illiteracy of and eventually did, publish the let­ of its community. Its organizers hope people will ap­ Alamo, will be produced during the January to June Hurricane Editorial Hoard those who have never read my ters. She needed the money and her preciate the idea of a repertory theater group and will season. plays." once great acting career was virtu­ respond both enthusiastically and financially. ally non-existent. And, so, the saga Ladies at the Alamo will be produced both in Eng­ Probably the most telling of com­ So far, the public has fulfilled S.E.A.T.'s hopes on lish and Spanish, giving Latins a chance to get involved The South End Alternative Thea­ ments is when he explains to Camp­ of their romance carries on. both counts. The company already has full financial tre (S.E.A.T.) premiered last week with the company too. It is the company's wish that bell what he wants in life. "All I The play probably is at its best backing for two plays. It is currently presenting Dear the Latin community will take an interest in S.E.A.T. With the play Dear Liar, by Jerome ask is to have my way in every­ when they both realize that they se­ Liar, and another, a British mystery entitled Sherlock's Kilty. The two-character presenta­ and provide their support and ideas as well; after all. thing." But he is helplessly in love riously care about each other and Last Case will be presented when the official season the spirit of a theater is collaboration and intimacy. tion traces the relationship of the with Campbell. it's too late to do much about it. begins in January. famous playwright, George Bernard Campbell affectionately called There is room for plenty of intimacy at S.E.A.T.. Campbell is a proud, extremely The founders of S.E.A.T. all have one thing in com­ The company is based at the Miami Museum of Science Shaw, and the famous English ac­ determined woman. Her letters to Shaw "Joey" whenever they were mon — the University of Miami. They all know each tress, Mrs. Patrick Campbell getting along well. After one quar­ and the productions take place in an auditorium which Shaw ranged from passionate at the other through the University and have been involved seats only about 250. The play was originally per­ beginning to almost desperate at rel Shaw comments that "Joey" is with UM, in one facet or another. formed by the same company as the end. She describes Shaw in the best thing she ever created. She The place, however, has remnants of hope. The suc­ part of the festival-within-a-festival Diane Montane received her B.A. and M.A. in the­ cessful Player's State Theatre held its first perfor­ many different ways, from a responds that she didn't create it. It ater from UM, and played leading roles in many Ring during the New World Festival of "weaver of words" to, of course, came from what she saw in the mances there and now it has gone on to become a the Arts. It was well received at Theatre productions. She has been involved with the well-established company, with its own playhouse in "dear liar." She also is helplessly in loveable dear liar. It is touches like theater in Miami for the past fifteen years. that time and with good reason — love. these that give the play ite charm­ Coconut Grove. It's a masterfully acted, well-writ­ ing quality. Andrew Noble, the Director-ln-Residence of So. S.E.A.T. moves on — another repertory compa­ Their relationship was an emo­ S.E.A.T., is an assistant professor in the Drama Depart­ ten production. tional rotlercoaster that peaked Equally important to the play's ny trying to make it in this world of too few repertory The script comes from the letters ment of UM. Noble brings to S.E.A.T. more than a dec­ companies. They're in for a battle, but they're armed very sharply and had pitfalls of qualities is the location — the audi­ ade of professional experience with theater in England. written between Shaw and Camp­ major consequence. When they ar­ torium at the Museum of Science with excellent actors, quality plays, alternatively low bell, which Campbell kept in a hat gued, they held nothing back. They (3280 South Miami Avenue). The In 1968, he founded a regionally-based touring prices ($5 a show), and extremely hopeful organizers box underneath her bed. Upon her would go for months without hear­ auditorium is wonderfully intimate company called "The Orchard". As a result of the suc­ Chances are, they'll make it. death in the south of France at the ing from each other. with a capacity of 250 seats. The onset of World War II, the letters Cynthia Caqualin plays Campbell stage is huge and every word spo­ were shipped to England with amazing energy. She begins as ken or whispered is heard clearly. The relationship that produced a successful actress and ages con­ You are drawn to the actors and, as these letters is one that spans over vincingly as her character goes a result, the play, by the closeness. thirty years, two world wars, and through turmoil and hardships. Her Dear Liar is an excellent and changes in fashion and the English outbursts of anger and her sudden well-performed play. S.E.A.T. has throne. It is portrayed superbly by- changes to quieter moods are all genuinely succeeded in bringing a Andrew Noble as George Bernard flawless. quality play that is professionally Shaw and Cynthia Caqualin as Mrs Shaw and Campbell first met done to Miami at an incredible tick­ Patrick Campbell. during the production of Shaw's et price. Together they bring to life the play .Pygmalion, which he wrote for If this is any indication of the fu­ letters Shaw and Campbell wrote to her. She played Eliza, the protago­ ture of S.E.A.T.. then the Miami each other with excellent perfor­ nist, and they started a life-long community is in for a grand time at mances that require a wide range of correspondence of letters soon the theater. S.E.A.T.'s Dear Liar is emotions and extensive character after definitely an entertaining alterna­ variation Shaw was married at the time tive whose price is right — don't Noole. an assistant proftssor here and Campbell became engaged soon miss it. at UM, portrays a different Shaw after their meeting. Their relation­ Dear Liar plays tonight, tomor­ than the one conceived through his ship, therefore, was a secret one, row, and Sunday at 8:00 p.m. It fin­ works.(He grew a beard especially which was documented only ishes its run next weekend with for the part.) through the letters. shows also on Friday, Saturday, and Noble's Shaw is a very outspoken Shaw knew that she was keeping Sunday at the same time. General and sometimes vain character. He the letters and it was at many times admission tickets are $5 and can be describes three levels of illiteracy, a subject of heated debate. In her reserved in advance by calling _.__. T «»_ _.'•__'_, _ Miami Hurricane/Stu Buyer according to him: the third level waning years, Campbell wanted to. 274-8144. Monday through Frldav Actors In 'Dear Liar' Perform At The Museum Of Science Auditorium Friday. .September 17. 1982 THt MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9 Memories Of Miss UM '81 THE LOSERS BRACKET By DEBBIE CICHAN IS&lRt. AWWACMID" someone with blonde hair and blue postures for walking and sitting, Mf IT THt RAT USTy and eyes." Nancy failed to realized that proper procedures for entering and IGHT BEVERLY COOK they "wanted" someone with exiting rooms, and much more of V Hurricane Staff Writers brains and talent, regardless of the like. Gusman Hall was bursting with physical make-up, and that is exact­ Finally, Nancy Liu represented nervous anticipation awaiting the ly what they got. the University of Miami in the Miss announcement of Miss University Along with being beautiful and Florida Scholarship Pageant held in of Miami 1981-82. October 26th be­ bright, our reigning Miss UM is also Orlando early this summer. This came a day in Nancy Liu's life that an accomplished pianist. Long pageant is affiliated with the Miss she will undoubtedly never forget hours of practice and memorization America Scholarship Pageant. The capacity crowd enthusiastically culminated into a beautifully pol­ Liu recalled never before being S^* ^"^ approved the Miss Florida Scholar­ ished Rhapsody in Blue, that Liu so nervous or scared. She competed 33 imitate ship Pageant judge's decision of performed during the talent compe­ with approximately 60 other very 39 Cameper • beautiful, brown-eyed Nancy Liu as tition. talented girls from all over the state ACROSS 35 Royals and .0 Ancient chae 1 Sesame lot need •-1 Yankees Miss UM. of Florida. The competition was 4 Lassoes 41 Withered Although reigning as Miss Uni­ 37 Extinct bird 22 Woodwork held over a period of a week and 9 Work uni I 44 Hous* parts Winning a pageant is a dream, versity of Miami did not allow her 38 Tidy er s tool was very stiff. Liu also explained 4b Spooky and while being crowned most girls much free time, Liu said that she CROSS 12 Bother 40 Evapoiates 23 Malure that much more publicity is gained 48 Jog would not be thinking practically, has enjoyed her many duties. 13 Roman o.e 4? Fish — towe 24 Heavenlv but Liu's foremost thoughts were Aside from being the grand finale at the regional level, so security cial bodies during her stay was very strict. 43 Stage direc '.o Soak concerned with her parents and ac­ of the Homecoming parade and the WORD 14 Sorrow tion 26 Goal 5 t Before- ademics. Liu expressed feelings of Parents had to show photo identifi­ 15 Choral com­ ?7 The lace highlight during halftime of the 45 Avenues s? Nahooi cation passes just to see their own position Colloq reluctance upon receiving the title Homecoming game, Liu has attend­ 4 7 Negative she_.p daughters. Reporters and fans were PUZZLE 17 Ingredient 28 Listens io because her parents did not want ed other exciting social functions. 49 Father S.* feme period barricaded from the dorms where 19 Biblical weed 31 Sends forth her to win. They felt that time Dinners, pep rallies, and many as­ 50 Renovate "•'> Hejstelry the girls stayed. The contestants 21 Exist ? 4 Luncr would be taken away from her sorted events of the like have re­ 54 Eagle's nest 'lb I'eece' eeeel studies. Liu also worried that she quested the appearance of the UM were also heavily chaperoned. FROM COLLEGE 22 Kind ol '»6 Soap opee as 59 Seevpr symbol cheese 57 Sea eagle would not be able to schedule Homecoming Queen. 58 Ethical Although she put forth a great ef­ PRESS SERVICE 25 Long, deep organic chemistry, part of her In the spring semester, Liu trav­ fort, Liu did not place in the finals. 60 Writing fluid rigorous curriculum, during the cut eled to Washington D.C. to repre­ She explained that she really didn't 29 51 Rom 61 Beverage firstsummer session, because she 62 Antlered ane sent UM in the Apple Blossom Fes­ want to win, because time spent as 30 Hurry mals would be competing in the Miss tival. Most of the other queens in Miss Florida would be very costly 32 Eat Florida Scholarship Pageant at that attendance were local girls, and be­ to her studies. However, she had 63 Compass pi time. cause of this Liu received a lot of wanted badly to place in the finals. DOWN Although these thoughts were extra attention. While in D.C, Liu Liu spent a large sum of money in t 1 3 1 • Id n unusual, they are an indication of and the other queens were escorted preparation for the pageant and . nr • to various engagements by West hoped to gain compensation for her II 13 1 Sandy s cap how important Liu's academics are • 2 Weddinq to her. Point Cadets, who also participated expenses, as finalists receive schol­ II It, IT in the festivities. I arship money. In all, Liu was very words Last Week s Answer Accepted as a freshman \p the l.e • 3 Numbers six-year medical honors program, Liu has also attended John Rob­ happy to have competed in the Miss :•> game Liu's aspirations to become a doctor ert Powers Modeling School, to Florida Scholarship Pageant, and 2* m ?', tft felt it was a good experience that 4 Fa:i bach have stemmed from constant guid­ which she gained full scholarship 29 31 ance and strict upbringing from her through winning the Miss Universi­ doesnt come by very often. m R 5 GI green Jl mm i 6 Baker s parents. Her academic excellence ty of Miami Pageant. Liu felt that Soon she will be solemnly relin­ M .1 product can also be exemplified by her this was the best prize besides the quishing her crown to Miss Univer­ 38 40 4 1 4 7 Singer Fte_ being a recipient of the Henry King pageant's scholarship, because it sity of Miami 1982-83. Reflecting I ' ... ger aid 44 Stanford Scholarship and a USBG was very helpful to her. She ex­ on that moment, Nancy describes im Al 46] 8 Prophets senator of Arts and Sciences plained that the classrooms were the new Miss UM's year to be a 40. 49 9 Cote dwelin small, containing about seven stu­ 10 King Arthur •. Aside from the apprehension she good one, but that there are times " T felt about winning, Liu did not ex­ dents per class. This allowed for when she'll be insecure and SO ,T lance much individual attention. Liu ** " ___ 11 Obtain pect to win the competion because, scared."She's going to have to go •tl being Oriental, she felt that she was stressed that attending the Powers through trauma." explained Liu, " " H 16 Every not physically representative of the school has helpd her to become but she will take part in a great ex­ 61 , 18 Pinochle university community. She ex­ more sure of herself. While there perience that too few get to experi­ 1 term plains, "I thought they wanted she learned how to be interviewed. ence." TV Highlights

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9:00 09 NFL Football The Green Bay Packers meet the New York Giants in this game telecast from the New Jersey Meadowlands. (Live) . Page 10 Friday. September 17. 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE The Name's Heads And They're Going To Talk By MANUEL TEODORO and it is this characteristic of ex­ York's new wave bands. In Novem­ beat. Returning to Western civiliza­ Hurricane Stuff WHttr tremity that has set them apart ber, 1976, they signed with Sire and tion, he channelled these thumps from the norm. recorded their first single, Take me and tempos into his compositions. It'l been said you should never The original Talking Heads were To The River. Harrison officially Never a commercialized artist, but judge a book by its cover . . but composed of four members: guitar­ rejoined the Heads that year after always a well respected pioneer, what about judging a band by its ist and lead vocalist David Byrne, completing his degree at Harvard. Eno has put together albums with name? The name of this band is bassist Tina Weymouth, drummer From 1977 to the present, the David Bowie, Robert Fripp (King Talking Heads, and in this case, the Chris Frantz. and keyboard/guitar­ Talking Heads have cut five al­ Crimson Veteran), Phil Manzanera hand's name is just as unique as ist Jerry Harrison. Academically, bums: Talking Heads'77, More (Roxy Music guitarist), and Mike their music. they are quite an educated lot, Songs About Buildings and Food, Olfield (Tubular Bells). Ultimately, whether their name brings to boasting from Harvard University Fear of Music, Remain in Light, and he has produced all Talking Heads mind advanced video characters on and the Rhode Island School of De­ their latest effort. The Name Of discs. screen*, or images of eternal bab­ sign (RISD). This Band Is Talking Heads. With the integration of three new blers, their music is representative In 1971, Byrne formed a group Much of the band's music arises black members that add soul flavor .•f the 1980s. And this Wednesday called Bizadi. and played small gigs from the influence of producer to the band, it would be hard to put night at 8 p.m.. the Talking Heads in San Francisco nightspots. In Brian Eno's rhythmic Africa, ln the band under one classification or M ill be performing on the UM patio, 1973. he returned Jo Providence, 1981, Byrne and Eno, a former label. 'Progressive New Wave Soul," is part of the Student F.ntertain- where Frantz and Weymouth were member of Roxy Music, co-pro­ perhaps? 'Sociological New Wave ment Committee's fall concert still students at RISD. During these duced the album My Life In The Percussion?' 'Progressive Upbeat schedule. times of ending wars and presiden­ Bush Of Ghosts, derived from the Dancing Music?' The list could go The Talking Heads break loose tial replacements, Harrison, after book of the same name. My Life on and on. irom traditional lyrical trends, and dropping out of Harvard and briefly combines the keyboard and synthe­ After a succesful tour of the US, instead conceptualize the habits and jamming with the original Eagles sizer ingenuity of Eno with the Asia, and Europe, the band that has tendencies of modern society. Their cast, became the last to join the vocal innovation of Byrne, together sold more albums in Europe than in lyrics are satirical and mind-stimu­ band. Before long he would tempo­ with the background tracks of some the local market may take a much lating. The songs touch on themes rarily give up his music to finish his extraordinary characters such as awaited rest, while bassist Wey­ like war, heaven, cities, drugs, and studies at Harvard, only to return the Himalayan Mountain Singers, a mouth has a baby. Talking Heads Make Premiere Appearance At UM the mind. later. New Orleans Baptist Preacher, a The input of intellectual music practicing Exorcist, and a few other Backing up their powerful phras­ Change scene. Back to David, into our universities is heartily wel­ isn't only their lyrics that make this Stimulates movement in our bodies. Tina, and Chris, who are to be vocalists not so often heard on mod­ comed. Music should serve as a es is the progressive rhythm of ern top forty charts. band stand out, it is their rhythm The name of this band is Talking modern guitar and keyboard, inte­ found in a squalid lower east side stimulation towards life in general, tnat awakens our instincts and Heads. grated with percussion of African loft in New York. They made their The African renaissance must be and the arts in specific. Music that influence Despite their reflection of debut in June 1975, supporting the attributed to Eno's earlier musical not only creates pleasure, but that modernism in Ivrics, they have not Ramones at CBGB's, which immedi­ efforts. Through the tribes of West can also educate, is what the 80s lost the primitive essence of music. ate became the focal point of New Africa roamed Eno, in search of the should have in store for us. But it A Natural For Miami Free Flicks, More Than Tempting I By MARSHA de SYLVA picking guitar. His music reflects By CHRIS WUERTHNER come, first serve; limit one (which Hurricane Assistant Entertainment Editor his mellow Floridian appearance, Flicks, a division of the Student controversy surrounds director and his love of outdoors breezes Hurricane Staff Writer will admit two) per person. And Union Program Council that shows Russell, whose work you either when they're gone, they're gone. Mr. Saltwater Music is coming to through his songs. So he's a natural films every Friday evening at 8 p.m. love or hate — there's rarely a mid­ for Miami. How's your wallet? That bad, There ain't no more. (May Webster in the International Lounge of the dle ground when discussing his the Rathskeller. For those ol you huh? have mercy on my soul.) This spe­ work. who don't know who he is, he is And he's a natural on the college Student Union. circuit. He seems to have found his Well, what if I told you gentle cial preview is being sponsored by Personally, when I saw it in the Del Suggs. And it's natural that And this week's entry is a con­ he'll be here. niche with the young adult audi­ readers that this Monday and Tues­ Cinema Four — the organization troversial one: Altered States. The theaters I disliked it, finding it mud­ day, Sept. 20 and 21, there was an that gives us free Wednesday mov­ Suggs coined the term "Salt­ ence. Suggs has performed with movie is based on the late Paddy dled and flashy. To me the book musicians such as Tim Weisberg, opportunity to see a major film re­ ies. Chayefsky's (writer of Hospital and was superior, but then that usually water Music" several years ago to lease? A release which would ordi­ describe his unique style. He feels It Jerry Clower, and the Burrito Network ) novel and wasdirected is the case with books made into Brothers. narily cost you four dollars at a the­ The weekend is here, and it's by Ken Russell, who also directed films. However, the film did get connotes visions of blue-water sail­ ater? A release you could see before time to have fun. That's great, but Tommy and The Music Lovers. quite a lot of rave reviews and it is, ing and beach party bonfires. "It Suggs is coming to the Rathskel­ may not mean that much to folks on ler on Tuesday, September 21, in a anyone else — for free — at the what if you've got nowhere to go. Part of the controversy was gen­ after all, just my opinion. Beaumont Cinema? Well, here's something that's free, the coast," he quips,"but a few hun­ joint promotion with Hawaiian erated because Chayefsky was dis­ Either way, the film will provoke dred miles inland it drives 'em Tropic and the Program Council. The words "Yippee'' or "Never" shown on Friday nights, and is en­ satisfied with the movie version and something in just about everyone, might come to mind and mouth. Be­ crazy." Suggs performs his own songs and tertaining. Give up? placed his pseudonym, Sidney and isn't that exactly what a film is those of his friends, along with tra­ lieve it, pilgrims. At 8 p.m. next Its the nearly famous Friday Aaron, on the credits. The other supposed to do? Usually sporting a Hawaiian shirt Monday you and a friend can see a and a straw hat, Suggs has a ditional songs, blues, country, and sneak preview of Paul Mazursky's smooth, clean voice and an ea.ty- jazz in clubs throughout the South. new film Tempest, starring John FIND OUT STUDENT ACTIVITIES Cassavetes, Gena Rowlands, Susan x3333 Sarandon, and Vittorio Gassman. WHAT'S HAPPENING HOT LINE The film, loosely based on Shake­ speare's play The Tempest, is the story of Philip Dimitrious, a bril­ liant architect who is fed up with his life, his stormy marriage to his wife Antonia (Gena Rowlands), and the city of Manhattan. He flees to a nearly deserted Greek island with his daughter Miranda in search of a more natural environment Along the way they pick up a hitchhiker, Aretha (Susan Saran­ don), who takes an extreme liking to Dimitrious. Kalibanos, the is­ land's sole native inhabitant, lusts after Miranda, almost as much as his Sony Trinitron and his goats. Not to be outdone, Miranda lusts after anything vaguely connected with civilization This apparent paradise is broken when Antonia finally locates Philip and wants him and their daughter to return. Then the storm (the tem­ pest), which has been mounting throughout the film, finally breaks. rhe film has been earning rave reviews from critics all over the country, and should, at the very least, prove to be interesting. Free tickets can be picked up at the Miami Hurricane, and at the Stu­ dent Union's Student Activities Of­ fice The tickets are strictly first Susan Sarandon And John Cassavetes Star In 'Tempest' Do You Believe in MAGIC? (What do you believe in?) A Public Forum with Dr. Shephard Faber - Physics Dr. Jack Kapchan - Psychology & Anthropology Dr. Frank Lechiara - Catholic Chaplain Dr. John Masterson — Communication Dr. Daniel Pals - Religion Dr. Richard Sharvy - Philosophy Flamingo Ballrom VIDEO GAMES (Student Union - Lunch Available) SCREEN GALLERY Tuesday, Sept. 21 Pre-Opening Next to Swensen's (1590 South Dixie) 12:15-1:30 Open from 4:30 p.m. to Midnight Sponsored by Wesley Center - Campus Ministries All Ages Welcomed by VIDEO GAMES Lutherans, Presbyterians & United Methodist

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By RONNIE RAMOS in college football today. Associate Sports Editor The defense is almost all back. VPI has an excellent pass rush led The University of Miami Hurri­ by Rick Mi ley at end and Padro canes will be on the road again tora- Phillips at tackle. morow, as they travel to The big loss to the Hokie defense Blacksburg. Virginia to Uke on the is the loss of Ashley Lee for the sea­ Hokies of Virginia Tech. Virginia son. Lee suffered a knee injury Tech (1-0) Is coming off a big win early in the first quarter against two weeks ago, a 20-9 victory over Richmond last week. Lee. the inside the University of Richmond. linebacker, was the Hokies leading "They have every psychological tackier for the past two years. advantage going into the game," Mike Johnson replaced Lee last said head Coach Howard Schnellen­ week and had a very good game. berger at his weekly press confer­ The other linebacker spot is filled ence. They are coming off a big win by Mike Johnson, who started last on the road, this is their home open­ year. er, and they have never won The defensive backs are all back against Miami. from last year. They will try to do Miami, meanwhile, must avoid a better against Kelly this year. Kelly mental letdown after dominating riddled them last time around, com­ the Cougars of Houston this past pleting 20 of 27 passes for 207 Saturday. They are also looking to yards and two touchdowns. improve their record on the road. Kelly will be bringing his troops Since the arrival of Schnellenber­ into the snake-pit of Lane Stadium ger, the Hurricanes are 8-9 on the looking to extend their winning road. streak over VPI to eight games. The Hokies returned 15 starters While the Hurricanes haven't lost from last years 7-4 team. The de­ to VPI, they have never blown them fense returns eight starters and the The receivers will probably be offense seven. UM'sscouting report counted on more this game since says they are a ball control team tightend Glenn Dennison is ques­ that does nothing fancy, just play tionable for tomorrow's game. He good technique football. has a pulled quadricep muscle and They are an extremely well- his situation is "touch and go"ac- coached team. Head Coach Bill Dol- cording to Schnellenberger. ley is in his fifth season at VPI and is looking for his third consecutive The big tests will be if UM can winning season. His 1980 team run on the Hokie defense and if the went 8-3 and went on to play UM Miami defense can contain the in the Peach Bowl. Hokie sweeps engineered by Law­ Virginia Tech's offense can be rence. summarized in two words: Cyrus Miami HumcaneAMGGlE MCGINLf.T VPI has no problems getting up Lawrence. The All-American tail­ UM QB Jim Kelley Fades Back To Pass Against VPI A Year Ago for the game. Their victory at Rich­ back returns for his fourth season. mond was the first time they had He is the second most productive game, VPI has switched to the dou­ game of his career. He has an aver­ At wingback are seniors Billy Hite has good speed and can break won there since 1965. School hasn't running back returning this year, ble tightend offense. Their offense age arm and medium speed. The Hite, who had a good game against the short pass for long gains. started at VPI, but the University is right behind Herschell Walker. runs mostly sweeps and sprint out rest of his backfield is solid with Richmond last week, and Steve Mike Giacolone. who led the opening up the dorms to the stu­ passes. Their passing, however, is last year's starter, Tony Paige is Scaggs, both staters from last year. team last year in receptions, is back dents early so they can be there for Last year he averaged over 127 back at fullback. yards per game. In last week's suspect this year. at split end. Of his 28 catches last the game. game, he rushed for 109 yards and VPI's big weakness is the quar­ year, seven went for touchdowns. Schnellenberger said that the UM one TD on 30 ecarries. terback. Steve Casey, the QB for The offensive line, which will playing at Blacksburg is the biggest In last years game against the three and a half years, has graduat­ lead the way for Lawrence, is very game at Lane Stadium since Clem­ Hurricanes he carried 17 times for ed, as have backups Jeff Bolton and experienced. The line is led by right son visited in 1979. Clemson won 84 yards. "We expect them to give Eddie Otey. The starter this year tackle Wally Browne, a three-year that game 21-0. UM is hoping to re­ him |Lawrence| the ball 30 or 35 will be freshman Todd Greenwood. starter and one of the best linemen turn in similar fashion. times this time," Schnellenberger When he takes the field tomor­ said. row against the Hurricanes, Green­ To strengthen their running wood will be in the second varsity UM May Be Minus Miami Facts Dennison Vs. VPI e The Hurricanes are 7-0 against Virginia Tech. By HOWARD BURNS fcdiior-in-Chie/

This week's interview was conducted bv Hurricane .Sports tditor Jean e Miami is 8-9 on the road since the arrival of Claude de la France. Coach Schnellenberger. When you beat Virginia e UM's last bowl game, the Peach Bowl in 1980, Q• Tech, 20-10 in the Peach Bowl, two years ago they had resulted in a 20-10 victory over Virginia Tech. the Sth-ranked defense in the Miumi Hurricane/STU BA VER nation. Is this year's edition a e It will be the first time since 1967 that the Hur­ Fitzpatrick Drives Back Would-be Blocker better team defensively? ricanes will play the Hokies at Virginia. We have seen only one game film of them so we Fitz Gets Full-Time Job Ahav.e no way of telling if they By HOLLY BETH BYER starter he broke the school record are any better, but we do know that any team coached by Bill Dooley is Hurrican*? Assistant Sports Ediior for career tackles with 143. He was going to be very sound defensively. Virginia Tech Facts team captain his senior year and UM junior Tony "Fitz" Fitzpa­ garnered first team all state and With a freshman starting at quarterback, VPI has gone to a two tight trick has been called upon this sea­ 1978 prep all star MVP titles. Q• end offense to better feature Cyrus Lawrence who is one of the best e VPI has been outscored 122-53 in the seven son for starting duty at the middle He graduated with 10 varsity let­ tailbacks in America. How do you plan to defend against him? guard position. ters, including four in football and games against the Hurricanes. Last season he was second be­ three each in track and wrestling. A We'll continue to do the same things that have been done succesfullv hind All-American candidate Tony He came to UM in '79 and was *»• in the past against other great runners. We do plan to change some of Chickillo, who has been moved over red-shirted in '80 due to surgery he our blocking assignments around a little bit and try to confuse him some. e Virginia Tech is returning 17 starters from last to defensive tackle this year. had to remove cartilage from his Last year his longest run against us was 12 yards "and that was on a cut­ year's 7-4 team, and they had their second consec­ The change to starting middle knee. In the '81 Fitzpatrick saw back run when he took the play where it was not designed to go. We have guard has given Fitzpatrick a large sparing action at middle guard to get good pursuit to contain him and close the holes. utive winning season. responsibility, and has put a great every game, but his main job was as amount of pressure on him. "head hunter" for special teams. Being put in a starter's role It was a job he did so well that he e VPI's highest finish under Vince Dooley was in shows what the coaches think of won the special teams player of the Howard To Howard 1980 when they went to the Peach Bowl and him, he said. "The coaches wouldn't game three times last season. have moved Tony Chickillo to de­ He had a defensive record of 20 played Miami. fensive tackle if they weren't confi­ tackles and 2 sacks in '81. VPI lost its best tackier in All-conference linebacker Ashley Lee dur- dent that I could get the job done" Graduation took five defensive Q• ing the 20-9 openning victory aganist Richmond. Do you expect the said Fitzpatrick. starters from last year's team leav­ Hokies' defense to drop considerably because of that? e Virginia Tech is 10-1 at home over the past two ing a void to be filled by young and "Starting has given me a lot of We feel that they would be a better defensive ballclub with him in years. confidence in myself," he said. mostly inexperienced players. The switch is also a signal that Fitzpatrick said he feels there is a A• there, but their program has gotten to the point where they have the good-natured Fitzpatrick has great deal of talent in the defensive solid back-up people. Lee got hurt early in the Richmond game, but I am come of age. line and the key will be for them to told that the kid who came in and replaced him did a very good job for "I have become much more ma­ hang together and get game experi­ them. ence. ture at middle guard over the last Glenn Dennison is hurt and may not start at tight end. If he doesn't, Farmer to Run year. I'm much stronger and quick­ "The defensive line is very Q• who will be his replacement and how will that affect vour offensive young, but there is a lot of talent er now. I really worked on my strategy? quickness and techniques in reading out there. We really matured at the the center during the off season." Florida game. We learned from the Glenn may not play at ali. Andy Barrata would start. We feel that Football is not a new game to mistakes we made there. We made A• Glenn is the better long pass reciever but Andy is just as good in "Fitz;" he has been playing football a lot less mistakes against Houston short yardage situations. And they are just as about equal blockers. Athletic Budget since he was seven. in the Orange Bowl last week. And "When I was little my father we'll continue to improve with each You have said that playing in Blacksburg is like playing in a snake game we play," Fitzpatrick said. The Business Manager of Athlet­ used to take my older brother Jim • pit. What makes playing up there so tough? By MANNY FERNANDEZ He said he feels very confident Q Hurricane Stafl Writer ics is responsible for the entire bud­ and me to the beach or the park and get of the intercollegiate athletic throw with us. That's how we got about tommorrow's match up I've never been there but from what I have been told they say the Laverne A. Farmer, the president department, men and women. started." (Jim Fitzpatrick was a against the Virginia Tech. providing A• crowds are very loud. They don't use any cowbells or any artificial of American Marketing Services, wide receiver for Illinois.) "My fa­ the defense can slow down Tech noisemakers or anything like that, they are just real good fans. In order to Fanner will draft the budget for tailback Cyrus Lawrence. has been named the University of 1983 and 1984 together with Dr. ther would come to all my practices win we are going to have to be at least two touchdowns better than they Miami's Business Manager of Ath­ Mallios. The budget should be ready and all my games; he was very sup­ "The real key to the game will are. letics. sometime in January. portive." holding back Cyrus Lawrence, he's Farmer, 46, VPI's whole offense. We'll be going How do you plan to overcome the home crowd? Mallios, who said he was elated Fitzpatrick played high school is by no means ball at Seminole High in St. Peters­ into the game Saturday with a Q a newcomer to to have Farmer working for the strong mind to bring home a big We have got to get ahead of a good team like VPI early and keep University again, believes that burg, Florida. He was a three-year • them down. We feel if we are not our very best we will lose just like the University starter there. In his three years as a win," he said. A of Miami. He Farmer's past experiences will we felt if we were not at our very best we would lose to Florida and Hous­ spent two years serve as an invaluable asset to the ton. as the Director athletic department. "The athletic of Printing and department," commented Mallios. Sports Trivia Contest: Speaking of fans, do you feel that the Houston game being televised Mailing at UM "is extremely fortunate to acquire Q• here hurt attendance greatly Saturday? someone of Laverne Farmer's expe­ begining in Au­ There is no question about it. I am told that we sold very few tickets gust of 1977. rience and capabilities. His former Winner Goes To Maryland participation as a member of the A• after the announcement was made and we also had quite a few no- He then took University of Miami family allows shows. Fanner the post of Di­ him to hit the ground running, be­ By HOWARD BURNS SPORTS TRIVIA TEST #2 rector of Auxil­ cause he is familiar with operations Editor-In-Chie, You have had the chance to see your team in two games now, and iary and Medical Support Services within the department." 1) What is the name of the only Q• you said that they are beginning to develop a personality. What do at the University of Miami. Farmer This is the second in our series of player in major league baseball his­ you feel is that personality? served in that capacity until 1981, Mallios indicated that one imme­ diate goal he has made Farmer cog­ sports trivia contests in which the tory to be traded for himself? the year he accepted the position at winner will accompany the Miami Either by design or by circumstance we have developed a pretty solid American Marketing Services. He nizant of is to insure that the de­ A• running game. We have also gotten into a short passing offense. partment operate within its allocat­ Hurricanes to Maryland to play the 2) What NFL team drafted Joe now returns to the University of Terrapins on Saturday, November Namath out of Alabama? Thank God we have not had two many turnovers but I can't really tell Miami after a one year absence. ed budget. Mallios also wants 6. how our offense will develop in the long run because we have not faced all Farmer to keep him abreast of the 3) What AFL team drafted Gale kinds of defenses yet. On defense we have developed into a quick hustling The position of Business Manager status of the various goings-on in his office. As of now, there are two people Sayers out of Kansas? defense although we are not as physical as I would have liked us to be. of Athletics was created when Ar­ in the running who correctly an­ Hopefully as the year progresses we will become stronger. thur Laskey became ticket manag­ Mallios sees Farmer as very qual­ swered all five questions in our first 4) Who was the coach of the er. At one point Laskey handled the ified to meet these goals. Mallios trivia quiz. World Champion Philadelphia 76ers You are ranked 15th in the AP poll and 16th by UPI. Are you pleased duties of both ticket manager and stated, "He brings the experience in 1967? • that you were able to move up that quickly? Business Manager. Farmer's ap­ he has had in his two directorships All entries must be submitted to Q pointment concludes a six-month and the expertise of observing oper­ the sports trivia box in the Hurri­ 5) Who did Carlton Fisk hit his At this time, the polls are not that important yet. Let's just say we search for someone to fufill the du­ ations and keeping them within cane office by no later rhan 5:00 extra inning home run off of in the A• are where we would like to be at this point. But they do not mean ties of Business Manager. their allocated budgets " p.m. on Monday. 1975 World Series? anything yet. I Page 12 Friday. September 17, 1982 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NFL Roundup Probable UM-VPI Starters WHEN UM HAS THE BALL A checkmark (^ I appears before the predicted winner

* SAN FRANCISCO AT DENVER Both teams aere coming orf losses. Mark Rush Speedy Neal The difference will be the fact that the Forty Niners are iust a better teem HB FB The Broncos showed very little life in their loss to San Diego while San Francisco coach Bill Walsh feels his team would have won but tor a couple X X of calls late in the game. — JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE Jim Kelly QB " LOS ANGELES AT ATLANTA The Falcons will lose this one after escaping Giant Stadium with a win last weeek because they won't be as X lucky. The Raiders are a team that can survive mistakes (they had four Keith turnovers last week) and still win. So look for Marcus Allen to continue his Rocky Belk Alvin Ward bid for Rookie of the Year with a big game. — JEAN CLAUDE de la Mark Cooper Don Bailey Mike Moore John Canei Andy Baratta Cleveland FRANCE WR OT OG C OG OT TE WR

GREEN BAY AT f N.Y. GIANTS The mistake-prone Giants will win this one because they have the defense to hold back Lynn Dickey e»nd Company. The Pack came back last week for 35 points to blow away the favored Rams, but don't expect these heroics against a good Giant de­ o fense. — JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE David Marvel Padro Phillips Thor Kristy Bruce Smith Rick Miley DE LT MG RT DE BALTIMORE AT t* MIAMI The Colts may be a better team than last Gillett Ford Jake Clark year but they are iust not up to beating the Dolphins at the Orange Bowl Miami is coming off a shocking thrashing of the Jets and the vaunted New LC RC York Sack Exchange. Look for the Dolphins to ride the Colts. — JEAN o O CLAUDE de la FRANCE o Mike Johnson James Robinson LB John Scott LB * NEW YORK JETS AT NEW ENGLAND The Jets are coming off a FS dismaly embarrassing performance in their home opener against the Dol­ o phins. Richard Todd was plagued with the problem that dotted his early o Jeremiah Thomas years in the NFL — he forgot which team he was on. His talented offen­ SS sive line was erratic in week one — this week, they are going to have to be better The Patriots are now being led full-time by Matt Cavanaugh, and his growing pains as the number one quarterback are complemented WHEN VPI HAS THE BALL by the relative inexperience of his mates. The Jets will win, but it'll be close — HOWARD BURNS Billy Hite mm Tony Paige Cyrus Lawrence WB X FB TB ^ SAN DIEGO AT KANSAS CITY The Chargers were overly impressive in their season opener against the improved Denver Broncos. "Air Coryell" looks as if it is in mid-season form, and the tough Kansas City defense will have all it can handle. The Chiefs certainly have the most conservative of­ Todd Greenwood fense the NFL has seen in twenty years. When the pass has failed on first QB down, it has been run-run-run-kick. Either Kansas City starts airing out the football, or place kicker Nick Lowery is going to end up scoring all their points this season. Barring a stunning upset, the Chargers should prevail. — HOWARD BURNS Mike Giacolone Wally Brown George Evans Mark Udinski Jim Smith Ed Keiffer Mark Shaw SE RT RG c LG LT TE CINCINNATI AT f PITTSBURGH The Steelers are riding high after a most impressive win in Dallas this past Monday night. The defense forced turnovers all night long, and it appears that the "Steel Curtain" has been revitalized. Everyone takls about Lynn Swann, but the combination of Terry Bradshaw to John Stallworth has emerged as possibly the most potent in the game. The Bengals were also impressive in their opener, with Kenny Anderson making mince meat out of a lethargic Houston defense. The pick Joe Kholbrand Fred Robinson Tony Chickillo Julio Cortes here is for Pittsburgh to be the victor in a close, high-scoring contest. — DE LT RT DE HOWARD BURNS o PHILADELPHIA AT "' CLEVELAND The Eagles are not known for Jay Brophy Greg Brown blowing fourth quarter leads, but they did iust that last week against LB LB Washington. The Eagles lost both Claude Humphrey and Charles Johnson Jamie Boone Rodney Bellinger in the off-season, and the defense may be showing the effects. Wilbert QC SC Montgomery had a great outing, and along with Ron Jaworski. the Eagles continue to prove that they can score points. The Browns have a potent Eddie Williams Ken Calhoun attack with Brian Sipe leading the charge, and the defense has been reju­ FS venated with the additions of Tom Cousineau and Chip Banks. It may R sound hard to believe, but I think Philadelphia will find itself 0-2 on Sun­ day evening — HOWARD BURNS Yes, there are many See today's job opportunities for Classifieds to see SEATTLE AT i" HOUSTON The Houston offense is just too much for what's available in the Seattle defense to handle. The Oilers are playing at home and the just about every skill ATTENTION STUDENT TRAVELERS!! Houston fans are about as loyal and vociferous as they come. Earl Camp­ or talent. your field. bell should have a field day. The Seahawk defense was 13th in the league COUNCIL TRAVEL SERVICES IS against the run and they haven't improved Zorn s mobility isn't what it NOW IN COCONUT GROVE FOR was since his ankle iniury last year — RONNIE RAMOS ALL YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS.

v DETRIOT AT L.A. RAMS The Los Angeles home opener tor the • 1983 International Student ID Cards Raiders will be spoiled by the Detroit Lions. The Lions' running game is in AVAILABLE • AYH Passes excellent shape and the Rams are due for a letdown after last week s vic­ • Eurail Passes tory over the 49ers. Plunkett's performance was over his head last week and he will have to repeat it, if he gets the opportunity, for the Raiders to Collegiate Men • Airline tickets for all major carriers and charters win their L.A. opener — RONNIE RAMOS Calendars at • Study abroad programs as well as cruises and tours WASHINGTON AT ^ TAMPA BAY The Redskins had a tough game University Bookstore • Register now for the 1983 FREE student work lat week against the Eagles and won. This week we II see if they're for real. The Buccaneers lost a tough at Minnesota. They return home and will study catalog have a tough battle against Washington. The Tampa Bay defense should • ID Cards and Passes Issued in Office keep the game close. The Redskin defense gave up a lot of points last • Write or visit our Grove Location for all week, and if Doug Williams is on target Washington could be in for a long your travel needs day Tampa Bay will win in a close one — RONNIE RAMOS FREE SPINAL EXAMINATION Danger Signals of Pinched Nerves: Council Travel Services NEW ORLEANS AT -v CHICAGO Chicago will win because ot one i Headaches. Dizziness. Blurred Vision thing: Walter Payton. That's all they will need against a New Orleans team 2. Neck Pain. Tight Muscles. Spasms .3401 Main Highway that still has a ways to go before it becomes a winner Getting a new head 3 Shoulder Pain. Pain Down Arms. Numbness in Hands Coconut Grove, Fla. 33133 coach was a step in the right direction, but don't expect any miracles. 4 Pain Between Shoulders. Difficult Their defense will be on the field for a long time and Payton should make Breathing. Abdominal Pains (305) 444-8829 a heavy dent in his quest for a seventh year of 1.000 yards-plus rushing. 5. Lower Back Pain, Hip Pain. Pain — RONNIE RAMOS Down Legs Why FREE? Thousands ol area residents have spine related problems which usually respond to chiropractic care. Name f DALLAS AT ST.LOUIS The Cowboys losing to Pittsburgh was the THIS is ou, way ol encouraging you lo lend oul it you nave a pre>wefn thai could be helped by cheropractec care It is alao our etray ot acquaenteng you e«nth our stall and taceeetees worst thing that could have happened to the Cardinals. Although St.Louis leVheie eee. are accepteng nam patterns, no one need leet any otriigateon Address can give the Cowboys a run for their money, Dallas will be in no mood for Uosr Insurances AccmptmO Inctudtna Medecare Dr. Steve Halegua games Sunday. The only question is: how good is the Dallas defense? If it City/State plays like last week this could be the high-scoring game of the week. Be­ 7600 Red Road — Suite 124 sides, Dallas loses two games in a row about as often as New Orleans 661-5309 Coral Gables. Florida end bring a copy ol this anrwuncetnent weth yoej wins two in a row. — RONNIE RAMOS Zip Phone

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Football Crosscountry Television Head Coach Howard Schnel­ The University of Miami Cross lenberger will preview the Uni­ Country team will return to ac­ Saturday versity of Miami and Virginia tion tomorrow morning. They Tech football game today at an 8 will be participating in the Flori­ a.m. breakfast at the UM Faculty Noon O da Atlantic Invitational meet. The Club. The preview is part of the meet will be held at Florida At­ Championship Wrestling Coach's Breakfast Series which lantic University and will begin 1 p.m. 10 began last week and will run at 9:30 a.m. Howard Schnellenberger Show throughout the season. 1 p.m. 4 Schnellenberger will discuss Below is thc 1982 UM Cross College Football Pre-game Show tomorrow's game plan, team sta­ Country Schedule: 1:30 p.m. 4 tus information, and the scouting Miami Hurricanes At Virginia Tech report. Tickets are $8 and are 09/25 vs F.A.U 1:30 p.m. 7 available at the door. The UM's 10/02 Fla. Southern Invit This Week In Baseball Young Alumni Association has 10/09 F.I.U. Invit season passes available to the 10/16 Greentree Country Cup 2 p.m. 7 Breakfast Series for $36. California Angels At Toronto Blue Jays 10/23 Florida Invit The UM Faculty Club is locat­ 11 /06 Southern Indep. Champ. 5 p.m. 4 ed at 1550 Brescia Avenue. For Marlboro Cup From Belmont further information call 5 p.m. 10 284-2872. Wide World Of Sports 9 p.m. 10 Baseball Michigan Wolverines At Irish Of Notre Dame The defending national cham­ The Sports Information De­ pions have begun fall practical Sunday partment has started Dial-A- already. The University of Miami Coach this year. Dial-A-Coach baseball team will play a 10- Noon 10 will present recorded Hurricane game fall schedule before the Howard Schnellenberger Show updates and interviews with regular spring season. 12 30 10 coaches and players. English Due to the large interest in thf Don Shula Show Dial-A-Coach is being run by Stu­ Hurricane fall schedule, the base­ 12:30 7 dent Assistant Scott Atwell and ball program has publihed the NFL Pre-game Show can be reached at 284-2680/2681. schedule so that the fans may at­ 12:30 4 In addition, Dial-A-Coach is tend. NFl Pre-game Show now being done in Spanish. The fall season is a practice 1 p.m. 7 Grace Vistedo.Executive Secre­ session for the Hurricanes where tary at the Sports Information Cincinnati Bengali At Pittaburg Stealers the coaches can see all the play­ Office, is in charge of the Spanish ers perform in game situations. 1 p.m. 4 version. Vistedo plans to inter­ This fall the pitchers plan to Dallas Cowboys At St. Louis Cardinals view Latin players such as Com- Miami Hurricane/STL BA VtK work the pitchers extremely 2 pm. 10 iendero and Cortes. Spanish Tightend Glenn Dennison Looks On From The Side­ hard, since the only returning Pittsburg Pirates At Philadelphia Phillies Dial-A-Coach can be reached at veteran is left-hander Danny- 284-2795. line As Teammates Prepare To Take On The Hokies. Smith. Dennison Is Listed As Questionable For The Game Smith was voted the most val­ Monday uable player of the College World Series, as he appeared in every 8 p.m. 6 Soccer UM game. Cleveland Indians At N.Y. Yankees UM's All-American Kicker IP Top Twenty The Hurricanes begin their fall 9 p.m. Ch 10 from a year ago, Danny Miller The University of Miami men's season a week from today Green Bay Packers At N.Y. Giants was waived by the Washington soccer team will be in action to­ against Miami-Dade Community Redskins of the National Football morrow afternoon against Brow­ 01. Washington 1-0 College North Campus at Mark League Wednesday ard Community College. The 02. Pitt 1-0 Light Stadium. Miller is the all time scoring game, which will be played at 03. Nebraska 1-0 leader In Hurricane football his­ Broward Community College, 04. Alabama 1-0 tory. He also holds all kinds of will begin at 4:00 p.m. 05. Florida 2-0 Pkoie: MEN'S HAIR STYLING kicking records including longest Listed below is the fall sched­ 06. SMU 1-0 ule for the varsity soccer team: 07. Georgia 2-0 Volleyball 667-5611 field goal, most field goals kicked 08. Penn St 2-0 BY In a game and most field goals in 09. Arkansas 1-0 a season. 09/18 at Broward CC I ft?rk JACK PHILLIPS 09/22 vs Biscayne 10. Michigan 1-0 The volleyball club has elected 09/25 at Tampa Univ. 11.No.Car 0-1 officers for this year. F.lected Complete hair styling 10/02 at South Fla. 12. Ohio St 1-0 president of the club was Unsel 10/04 at Stetson 13. Arizona St 2-0 Kakmak. The vice-president will just $9.00 and up with ID be Jeff Corretore. The treasurer Tomorrow's game at 10/12 at Fla. Atlantic 14. 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