Notre Dame Scholastic, Vol. 94, No. 18
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Be sure to men GILBERT'S tion countries you wish to visit. 813-817 MICHIGAN STREET Open evenings until 9 o'clock tmuumouaMimian March 13, 1953 SUNNY ITALY CAFE Srad SN'otes A NOTRE DAME TRADITION Beginning next Friday evening the Graduate Student retreat will carry "Rosie's." Here you'll through the weekend, terminating with always enjoy the 9 o'clock Mass on Sunday morning. Farley Hall chapel will be the place Italian accent on in which the "intellectuals" will gather Fine Food. to contemplate the spiritual aspect of life. SUNNY ITALY CAFE Rev. Thomas Cady, C.S.C., will be re treat master, and March 20, 21, and 22 601 North Niles will be the dates. How little we know about our fellow students was shown us the other day when we were guests of Messrs. Ed O'Connor and Walt Gray. Beside their devout attention to world political and historical trends, they are recipients of wide acclaim for their ex pert. cookery. Mr. Gray is the author of such well known woi-ks as "The Decline and Fall of Russian Dressing in the ENGINEERING 19th Century" and "Jaures and the Tossed-Salad Caper." Mr. O'Connor, however, is consider GRADUATES ing leaving the kitchen for the card table, where his renown as a bridge ex pert is worthy of note. His theories on the game will appear soon in a series of articles entitled "The Impact of Bridge on Proportional Representation in the Indian Elections." . Dialogue overheard in the Library: Grad Philosophy major (approaching CONVAIR one of the girls with a Thomistic smile on his face): "May I have some infor NEEDS YOUR mation?" Girl: "Yes." TALENTS TO DEVELOP Philosopher: "The tall blond you were just talking to, is she married?" TOMORROW'S AIRCRAFT Girl (considerably confused by the philosophic approach): "Well, no, CONVAIR'S expanding interests in the fields of con but..." ventional, unconventional, and nuclear-powered air Philosopher (very obviously pleased): craft offer exceptional opportunities for Engineering "Engaged?" Graduates. Girl: "No, but . ," Philosopher (while the Thomistic smile H. J. HILLAKER changes to a Platonic grin): "What's her name?" P. A. AUDANO At this point Ed Wehrle barged in and asked us how we liked his new suit. The suit was really sharp, but we missed of CONVAIR, Fort Worth Division, the girl's answer. What was her name, Will Be On Your Campus Dick? . While the poor philosophers are quite busy getting orientated, the chemists Friday, March 20, 1953 have no troubles whatsoever. Bill Bridg- eo is one of those who always have a smile on their faces. Of course, facing For Interview Information, Contact Your 30 beautiful damsels day after day is enough to make any man happy about STUDENT PLACEMENT OFFICER life. It must be a lot of fun teaching freshman chemistry across the road. .. —Bob Wray —Ivan de Huszovzsky The Scholastic Working that into a trans-oceanic voy age should be a bit of a challenge to the girls. But seed or no, Herr Flyboy must abandon the Bengals for North Atlantic or. get the you-just-don*t-love-me-any- more treatment from his Woman of the Western World (fashionable journalism By Mort Luby for an SMC girl). Top of The Week first-nighters, and the necessity for hir All the fine talk about room registra ing a side-order of NCAA-trip busses, I Love A Mystery no two-places-at-once miracles were re tion policy . and then finding a Next Wednesday the lines for Sen ported. second floor room with a golf course ior Ball ducats will begin to form. Be exposure and 100 square feet of floor cause of a continuing observance of space . A Flyboys Woe brotherhood week by the ball commit • tee, graduate students will also be in A similar dilemma confronts local The Poor Man's Claudia Cassidy the line. flyboys tomorrow night. The Bengals To prepare the seniors for their post Unless there is a change of theme wll have to share Saturday night's graduate work in Korea, the ball will in the next University Theatre produc limelight vrith the second performance have an oriental theme—^replete with tion, Washington Hall had better get of SMC's North Atlantic. Flyboys wll Chinese lanterns, Ray Anthony, and a an alcoholic beverage license from the be expected to abandon the "barbaric. mysterious something behind the band State of Indiana. Reminiscent of Cock Neanderthal" exhibit in the gym and stand. Confidential reports have led us tail Party, an earlier University pro squire the girls to the Big Show. to believe that the mysterious some duction, the 56 individuals in the Vile As usual, SMC is presenting their thing may be Committeeman J. P. at Bodies cast spent most of the long variety show in the little theatre oflF tired in red feathers and a hooley- hours of the play slurping up the non Chimes Square (Smoking in the outer hooley skirt augmenting the exotic at alcoholic contents from some strictly lobby, please). In this yeai-'s produc mosphere. high-proof bottles. Between the sips of tion over a hundred of their most A bigger mystery to some seniors is make-believe firewater, the cast said hardy stock will cavort about the stage where they are going to get the nine their lines. Occasionally somebody of St. Angela's auditorium and try to bucks for the bid — with no liberal would try to produce a Bi-itish accent, prove that when ten girls get together finance plan in sight. The Student but most of the time they were satis on a trans-oceanic voyage, a ducky Senate and Loan Fund, they tell us, is fied with simply remembering their time is had by all. located in room 122, Main Building. lines. Fortunately, the fine and funny performances of a few Washington If the script resembles last year's at all, it will be full of private little Hall stage veterans kept Vile Bodies Bottom of The Week from dying with the snakes in its boots. jokes just among the girls, and have a sub-theme based on the proposition . but you still need that average. • that all Notre Dame boys are seeds. Dad. A Digression Let us not forget the eight girls who made their entrance in the new and fabulously chic St. Mary's uniforms; and who later ran about the stage tittering, singing God-fearing songs, and trying to look like the physical embodiment of some sort of virtues. Several St. Mary's bit players showed up in the older, but more functional uniform of previous years. Functional, according to our SMC reporter Vera Vogue, because in their long and use ful service, the wiping of one's pen point on the 18-ounce blue-black serge has never been known to produce a messy smear on milady's sleeve. • At Home and Abroad It has been a rugged week for the super-patriots of Notre Dame sport. Especially Tuesday. Torn on the one hand by the local Bengal bouts, and on the other by the NCAA bouts in far- off Fort Wayne, many waited till the last southbound bus in hopes some metaphysical freak might sanction their attendance at both events.