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Volume 75 Number 19 March 27. 1942 ciltG fJLatfLe. cJJa«ic G)cftalaAtic THE WEEK Disce Qtiasi Semper Victunts Vive Qirasi Cras Moritunis BY J. Q. O'CONNELL FOUNDED 1867

almost as interesting, only it's done with F.nteied as second-class matter at Notre Dame. Top Of The Week: Indiana. Acceptance for mailing at special i-ate of water. By mistake, somebody left a postase. Section 1103, Oct. 3. 1917. Authorized Successful voyage by H.M.S. Pinafore! steam-condenser pump going all night June 25. 1918. last week, and by the next morning the busy little mechanism had sucked 400,000 Bully, Bengal BoutersI gallons of water out of St. Mary's lake, and spewed it into St. Joe's Enough Glancing over our Bengal Bouts pro­ water, one of the professors calculated, gram, we find inscribed thereon three to supply his house on a lavish scale for words, jotted down during the course of the next six years. the festivities. The words are: "blood," It has not yet been announced when "Kelly green," and "window." "Window," the water will be pumped back. as we remember it, refers to that high- principled gentleman who robbed the Bengal Missions of 40 cents by making THOMAS V. POWEBS, Editor an illegal entry into the Field House. A Kettle-Pot Story DON HELTZEL Managing Editor 'Tis said he is a first cousin of the WILLIAM SCANLAN ...... Promotion prankster who recently blew up an or­ After the last issue of this magazine, JOHN DINGES Sports Editor Don Petersen, president of the band, phan asylum in Mishawaka. WILLIAM READER Art Editor dropped us a friendly note. Don was a TOM CLEMENS Administration Editoi- little disappointed in the two pictures DAN DOWNEY Campus Editor And "blood"—^blood came up eight dif­ ED DRINKARD Staff Photographer ferent times during the evening, to say that went with the band story. In the LEO LEE Advertising nothing of Avhat came up dunng the first place, it seems that the band drawii FRANK KIENER Advertising grudge battle. The "most gory" rating up in formation on page 17 really be­ JOHN LYNCH Photo Editor REV. C. M. CAREY,-C.S.C.. Faculty Advisor •?oes easily to the Quinlan-Haley bout, longs to the U. of Illinois, instead of to but we're hard-pressed to pick the run­ us. But you can't charge the staff with an error there, Don. If you look at the ner-up. All those scars the warriors Member of Catholic School Press Association and (good word, eh, "Scoop?") exliibited picture again, you'll notice that we very .Associated Collegiate Press, Distributor of Colleg­ cleverly refrained from committing our­ iate Digest. Represented for national advertising Sunday and Monday convinced us that by National Advertising Service, Inc., 420 Madison selves. Avenue, New York City—Chicago—Boston—Los no punches were pulled. Speaking of Angeles—San Francisco. THE SCHOLASTIC is "Scoop" reminds us that we owe him a published thirty-three times during the schoolyear And you should kick about that ten at the University of Notre Dame. Address all man­ tribute for his fine work in putting on- year old picture of Joe! Why, we even uscripts to Editor, 228 Walsh HsH or 121 Admin­ the Bengals, so, unashamedly, we call istration Bldg., Notre Dame, Ind. see some hair peeping out from under­ this next paragraph Staff meetings in the Editorial Rooms. Old Ave neath that fancy cap. That's a sight Maria Bnillding: Sunday through Wednesday at nobody except the Oldest Resident can 7:15 p.m. remember having seen in real life. A Tribute to "Scoop" Scanlan IN THIS ISSUE Notre Dame's own Mike Jacobs came PAGE through vnth a dinkum bonzer job of Odds and Ends publicity (Yes, Gifflesbury, seven years NEWS (From a certain green-colored news­ in Melbourne, and two in the Bush Coun­ paper, to fill in this space.) ADMINISTRATION try) . Let's run over the high points: that extra on St. Patrick's Day; those up-to- Whether spring in Russia means a Bengals Net $800 3. the-minute bulletins on every prominent nazi blitz against the reds or vice versa Universal N. D. Nisht 3 tree, and last, but not least, the myster­ is a vital question. CAMPUS ious "Apol" notes that were found Sat­ The Philadelphia, Pa., zoo contains urday night on the dinner plates. This 2,600 specimens of 750 species of anir Election Results 7 last touch smacked of genius — just mals. They are said to live longer in College of Plumbing... 8 enough" to pique the imagination and this zoo than in any other zoo in the send us scurrying over to the ringside, world. SPORTS at very little expense to the management. Golf Course Opens.. 20 Eeally dinkum bonzer. Scoop. Thus far, we have been approached by Irish in Cleveland Relays 19 several campus organizations- regarding class elections, platforms, and candi­ FEATURES "Monotonous, Isn't It?" dates. We appreciate the power of the The Upper Bunk „.... 22 press, and our own enviable position. But The Week ...... ,...... : 2 You've heard about that group of we are wary and aloof, and cautious. College Parade 6 WPA workers who were hired a couple Well, anyhow, as yet the plums are very Man About The Campus: .....13 of years ago to. chase English sparrows small and green, as yet. Introducing ... .: 17 from Philadelphia, Pa. to Trenton, N. J., . -" - * - Scoop'n Splinters .;..: 18 and back again? The Engineering de­ What About Sports? ..:...... :....: 18 partment has developed a game that's Sorry,.still no bottom of the week! Echoing Farne ...'. ..; 1 27 AdnuHd^injcuUan MeddAi

Bengal Bouts Please Fans; Father Leo Ward Has Monologist Packs Missions to Profit Unique Position at U. of M. Washington Hall Saturday, a fortnight ago, the Michi­ A hasty and somewhat inadequate re­ Lennon Kelly gan Academy of Arts and Sciences at port on the Bengal Boxing Bouts, held the University of Michigan held its an­ last week in the Notre Dame fieldhouse, An anticipated pleasure was fulfilled nual sessions which this year featured reveals that all those in attendance were Friday night in Washington Hall when two Notre Dame men, one a member of treated to an exhibition of courage and Cornelia Otis Skinner, nationally known the present faculty and the other, an skill seldom before witnessed here on the monologist, gave her dramatizations be­ alumnus from Kalamazoo, Mich. The pro­ campus. From the very first bout in the fore a packed house of Notre Dame stu­ fessor. Rev. Leo R. Ward, C.S.C. and the preliminary skirmishes to the final fight dents and faculty. alumnus, Richard Baker, Ph.D., both at­ in the heavyweight division on Saturday tended the meetings of the section on night, student interest was evident, and philosophy of the Academy. Father Ward well repaid. It is regrettable, however, has been a regular member of that sec­ that more students failed to take advan­ tion for the past several years and at tage of this sole occasion to witness a several of the annual meetings has been boxing exhibition by talent from the stu­ a program speaker. At the meetings last dent body. The SCHOLASTIC editors, and year, he was elected chairman to preside those who promoted the show, feel that at the philosophy section's meetings held the efforts of the young men on the Saturday. program were worthy of greater interest and support than the final attendance indicated.

"Scoop" Scanlan, promotor of the bouts, estimates that the Bengal Missions will receive approximately ?800 from the Fighting Irish charity efforts.

Universal N. D. Night Slated for April 17 Gales of laughter greeted her. . . . The nineteenth annual Universal No­ tre Dame Night will be celebrated on Miss Skinner, the daughter of the late April 17 this year. Universal Notre great actor Otis Skinner, presented six Dame night began back in 1924 when original monologues, and encored with a the first celebrations were held on the patriotic poem by Ben Hecht. same night by all of the Notre Dame His association . . . significant. . . . Gales of laughter greeted her imita­ alumni and city clubs and other organ­ tions of dialects and provincialisms. She izations connected in any way with Notre The major portion of the program this mimicked such diversified characters as Dame. This year, there will be 94 such year was given over to speakers from a Philadelphia housewife, a Broadway meetings, besides the program to be held Michigan State University, Wayne Uni­ on the campus. versity at Detroit, and the University of chorus girl, and a petulant old crone. Detroit. The section also celebrated the One of the most hilarious impersonations The event this year will be highlighted centennials of two of America's greatest was of a Nebraska matron being pre­ by a program to be broadcast over a philosophers, John Fiske and William sented to the king at the court of St. national hook-up. The feature that is to James, both born in 1842, and both hav­ James. carry the program is the weekly "Meet ing contributed remarkably to America's Uncanny is Miss Skinner's ability to Your Navy" program which will come to culture and thought. conjure up several unseen but realistic the campus for that Friday night's per­ Father Ward's association with the characters in the minds of her audience. formance. The talent will be drafted University of Michigan is significant in This she has done also on the air, for from both the ND students and the Navy more ways than one: this association radio listeners have applauded her to make up the program of music that is together with the resumption of football pathos, humor, and satire concerning the feature of the broadcast. relations between the two schools recalls typical American lives. the fact that, like Notre Dame, the Uni­ Both the students and the V-7 trainees versity of Michigan owes its founding will make up the studio audience. The partially to the efforts of a Catholic two speakers will be Rev. Hugh O'Don- priest. While one Rev. Gabriel Richard There will be no issue of the nell, C.S.C, president of the University was yet a pioneer priest at Detroit, he SCHOLASTIC the next two weeks. and Admiral John E. Downes, U.S.N., had envisioned a general system of state The next issue \si\\ appear April commander of the Great Lakes Naval education which included institutions of 17. Happy Easter! Training Station at Great Lakes, 111. higher learning. Lenten Portrait

Italian Work This Week's Subject ior Lent

Roy J. Grumbine

In 1917 the late Rev. John W. Cava- where he was born in. 1510, that of Bas­ As ever his color is brilliant and natural, naugh, C.S.C., then- president of the sano, Italy, but his real name is Jacopq and his touch free and spirited. University, obtained from _ Monsigiior -da Ponte. Departing from the methods Marois,- Vicar General of Quebec, 136 of his masters and guided by his own The tone of this picture is dark,. but paintings, hought in Eomefrom the noble genius, this famous Italian developed a the darkness is relieved by the trees, BrascM family, Mnsmen of. Pope Pius manner of coloring, and designing pecu­ fences and rocks which supply the relief XI. Some of the pictures belonged at-one liar to himself, and copied all his objects for the figures. We see Our Saviour, time to Cardinal Fesch, an uncle of from nature. He excelled in the painting praying in Gethsemane, prior to His de­ Napoleon I, some of them to the Capu­ of landscapes, and he chose as his sub­ liverance by Judas to the people. In the chin monks of Benevento, and the. rest jects Scriptural scenes as the one we find upper left hiand corner an angel appears to the Sciarra-Colohna family. Among here. : - ;/ - ; to Christ, holding a chalice. In the fore­ the 74 paintings selected to adorn the ground, are the three disciples — Peter, walls of the Notre Daine galleries is the As models Bassano used his wife and James, and John — asleep. In the dis­ one pictured above: The Agony of Christ children, and their-servants; creatures he . tance, to the right, the mob is approach­ hi the Garden, by Jacopo Bassano. knew well, thus explaining the accepted ing, with clubs and torches. The slum­ .fineness of all his figures. Although this bering disciples in the foreground are The creator of this masterpiece is composition is not grand or dignified," it illuminated by light from an opening in better known by the name of the town is distinguished by its force and truth.- the clouds around the angel.. Prof. Langford to Give Holy Week Services Talk on Latin America SACRED HEART CHURCH There will be two meetings of the Open Inter-American Affairs Discussion. Group BY ORDER OF THE PROVINCIAL within a period of five days. The first Rev. Leo Gorman, Master of Ceremonies one will be tonight, from 7:15 to 8:00 p.m., in Room "B" of the Law Building. The program will consist of three five minute talks and 30 minutes of discus­ PALM SUNDAY sion. The speakers will be: Hugo Tril­ STUDENTS' SOLEMN MASS—8:00 A. M. ling, "The United States Becomes Pre­ Rev. Hugh O'Donnell, Celebrant. Rev. John J. Cavanaugh, Deacon dominant in Latin America"; Vincent ' . Rev. J. L. Carrico, Silbdeacon Hogan, "Yankeephobia"; and Bill Scan- -PASSION Ian, "The Good Neighbor Policy." Rev. Thomas Kelly Rev. Charles Carey The second meeting will be next Tues­ . (Chronista) (Petrus) day night, March 31, from 7:1-5 to 8:00 Rev. Henry Bolger Seminary Choir p.m., in Room "A" of the Law Building. (Christus) (Turba) The program-will consist of one 30 min­ ute talk and 15 minutes of discussion. The speaker will be Mr. W. M. Langford, WEDNESDAY TENEBRAE—7:30 P. M. "A Summary of United States' Policy in LAMENTATIONS Latin America." Mr. Langford is a pro­ Chorus 2. Rev. Joseph Maguire 3. Rev. Edward Keller fessor of Latin American history here in the University. LESSONS 4. Rev. John C. Burke 7. Rev. John O'Neil There will be another meeting of the •5. Rev. Lloyd Teske 8. Rev. Richard Grimm group on Friday, April 10. The time, 6. Rev. John Haley 9. Rev. Provincial place and program wiU be the same as of the first meeting above. The speakers will be three Latin Americans, Francisco HOLY THURSDAY, Solemn Mass—7:00 A. M. Repilado, Peter Robles, and Rafael Al- Rev. -Thomas A: Steiner, Celebrant Rev. John J. Cavanaugh, Deacon ducin. The title of each man's talk will Rev. Francis Cavanaugh, Subdeacon be, "Objective Criticism of the United States in Latin America." Each speaker MANDATUM—2:00 P. M:. will make his criticism from a different (Ministers same as for Solemn Mass.) point of view: Mr. Repilado from the TENEBRAE—7:30 P. M.. . economic, Mr. Roble from the cultural, " LAMENTATIONS" and Mr. Alducin from the political. 1. Chorus 2. .Rev. Francis Poland 3. Rev. James Trahey LESSONS. Brother Boniface Presented... 4.; , Rev. sHenry Heintskill 7;. Rev. William. Craddick Brother Boniface, C.S.C., sacristan of 5. Rev. Richard Sullivan 8. Rev. Raymond Cour Sacred Heart Church, ordered his help­ 6. Rev. Joseph Powers 9. Rev. Provincial ers to work on mid-morning of Sunday, March 8. The net result of their efforts GOOD FRIDAY, Solemn Mass of the Presanctified—8:00 A. M. was the annual display of sacred vessels and vestments viewed by hundreds in Rev. Louis Kelley, Celebrant Rev. George Marr, Deacon the sacristy of the church throughout the - Rev. Henry Glueckert, SiiMeacon ,- .. afternoon and early evening. PASSION , •;.' \' V Highlighting the exhibition in the Rev. Bernard Mullahy , Rev. Roland Simonitsch minds of many was the first publie dis­ (Chronista) (Petrus) play of the Centennial vestments, just Rev. Walter Mclnerny . Seminary Choir completed by Notre Dame's Pastor ViHa- (Christus) (Turba) •. floreof Corby Hall. (See SCHOLASTIC, . • CHAPTER—2:00 P. M.; . STATIONS—3:00 P. M. Feb. 27, 1942), Bishop O'Hara's conse- . • ' TENEBRAE—7:30 P.M. cration vestments and the cloth-of-gold vestments and copes presented to Notre LAMENTATIONS. . - ; . Dame by Napoleon III. Others were 1. Chorus 2. Rev. George Baxter'' . 3. Rev; John H. Murphy made by French nuns in China, and some •"--'' r . ' LESSONS prize winners in the World Exposition in 4. Rev. Roman - Ladowski 7., Rev. J Joseph'^ Kehoe St. Louis in 1904, received pop-eyed 5., Rev. Joseph'Fiedler 8. -:Rev. :4.1fred Send attention. .6. Rev. John P. Lynch 9. Rev. Provincial Then there was the glitter of the highly-decorated chalices, ciboriums, and - monstrances. HOLY SATURDAY: Services begin at 6:00 A. M.—Mass at 7:30 A. M. After hours of folding and packing Rev. Philip Moore, CeZe6?-a?it. Rev. Howard Kenna, Z)e«co?i ' the vestment.? were back in their places Rev. Charles Mahoney, Subdeacon . • • and the 30 student onlookers were back Paschale Praeconium: Exultet—Rev. Gerald McMahon in their halls well satisfied with vest-. : \ . Prophecies by Seminarians of Moreau Seminary -ments; " 'Got something in your eye? No, I'm just trying to look through my thumb'." COLLEGE PARADE While I am counting to ten, he comes BY ROBERT LEMENSE out with this one: "Him: If you promise to keep it I get up and significantly open the O.K., I'll talk. Yes, I did it and I'm dark, I'll'tell you something. not sorry either. Anyone would have window and the transom but all is lost on Her: I promise, shoot. done the same thing. You'll have to ad­ him. The Rutgers Anthologist held^his mit, though that, stuffing the corpse in interest. "Ha, ha, this is a scream; they •Him: You've got a wonderful par­ my laundry bag was an original idea. have a good one in hex-e from the Pelican. lor'." All right, don't rush me and I'll tell This'll kill you. you how it happened 1 won't deny that I probably would 'Where are you going unth all that have thrown him out at this time even I'm walking peacefully to my room the sandpaper? ^ if he didn't say anything else. But, so other day when this lug stops me and I'm taking it to my grandfather. help me, he dug his OUTI grave. says, "Say, you, whj'' don't you put some He has gooseflesh on his wooden humor into that column of yours?" I leg.' "Say, O'Connell," he says, "I can't fig­ look at him for a minute; I can't decide ure you out. Here you've got piles of whether to ignore him or push him over I don't say anything but just type it jokes and humorous stuff and you insist the wire fence, but then I think of a out. He starts pulling old issues out of on passing off that original drivel on us. better comeback—^If you can do any bet­ the files. The first one he picks out is You could really make the 'Week' a pop­ ter, you're welcome to try. the Colorado Dodo. After a couple of ular colunm if you'd put in some of this "Just gimme a chance," he says. I minutes he starts laughing so hard he stuff. You've got more material here than figured that this was as good a time as almost has a fit. I finally manage to the guy who writes the 'Parade,' I bet." any to settle things. I grab him by quiet him and find out what caused the the collar and tell him he's going to \vork outburst. This is it. So maybe I lost my temper. Anyway, now I know what they mean when they immediately. He seems willing enough "Why are you mailing all those say a Webster's Collegiate Dictionary is so we go to my room. WTien w^e get there, empty envelopes? I haul out the files and tell him to get a handy thing to have around. I really I'm cutting classes in correspond­ don't think Popeye could have done bet­ humorous. I sit at the typewriter ready ence school." to take down all he finds. ter with a belaying pin-. His skull cracked just like an egg. At first I was panicky The first thing he picks up is a North­ By this time I'm more than a little disgusted. I decide to give him a couple but then I calmed do^yn and thought eastern News. In about t\vb minutes he about putting him in the laundry bag. stai-ts chuckling and says, "Here's one more chances. I give him plenty of time. He goes through some Green Ganders, a I still think I'd have got away with it you should print:" Maroon Bee, a Princeton Nassau Sover- if he hadn't bled so much. Well, that's "Said the rabbit to the snake: 'We eign, and finally comes out with this" all there is, so do what you want with certainly know how to multiply.' Replied "stinko" which has run the rounds of me, but first give me that "coke" you the snake to the rabbit: 'I'm a tricky almost every college humor magazine. promised me if I'd talk... little adder myself.' Not bad, hey?" He doesn't even see me hold my nose because he's now buried in a Cornell Widoiv. He hauls out one joke but I tell him that the SCHOIASTIC can't print ones like that. Finally he breaks out in a big smile and hands me the magazine, pointing to this one:

"THE NEW INCOME TAX FORM "a. How much did you make last year? b. How much do you have left? c Sendb/' Next he grabs for a Navy Log. He is quiet for about five minutes so I peek over his shoulder and read the title of the article he is reading. It's, "Not a Ghost of a Chance" or "Thorne Smith" comes to life in the story of a young test pilot and a beautiful gal named Honey." I tell him we'll never get the column wrritten at that rate. Reluctantly he turns the pages, then he puts that Log aside and picks up another issue. "Say, here's a good one. 'No, I can't see you on Thursday, I'm going to be operated on, and I'll be sefwed up for the rest of the week'." I don't care what they say about camels, I'm damn thirsty. PRIMARY ELECTION RESULTS

PHIL KEEN

JUNIORS SOPHOMORES FRESHMEN

President: Kralovec, Tallett President: Doermer, Pyne President: Cusick, Gt^umbine Vice-President: Murphy, Murray Vice-Pres.: Vignola, Gibbons, Patterson Vice - President: Crowley, Conway Secretary: Warner, Johnson Secretary: Stumpf, O'Connor Secretary: Reagan, O'Shaughnessy Treasurer: Hickey, Tierney Treasurer: Curran, Lynch Treasurer: Cudigan, Crowley

A star-studded senior ballot brought Three hundred and ninety-one sopho­ The first in a series of three import­ over 400 prospective seniors to the pri­ mores went to the polls last Tuesday to ant primary election days came to a mary -polls to record the closest vote in elect two students for each office. These close last Monday night after 266 fresh­ several years. A definite split ticket re­ contestants will then meet each other men voted for their prospective sopho­ sulted from the closeness Avith no party again in the final elections on April 14. more class officers. The two highest can­ having a decisive majority. didates for the presidency, who will op­ Morrissey's Dick Doermer lead all .can­ pose each other in the iinals on April 13, Chuck Kralovec, last year's heavy­ didates for the presidency in recording were .Frank Cusick with 114 votes and weight Bengal champ, emerged the A\nn- 151 votes. Henry -Pyne also placed on Roy Grumbine with 77. Cusick is one of ner in an amazingly close election for the final ballot with 102 votes. The ex­ Frank Leahy's star right ends. the presidency. All four candidates were tensive campaigning of John Anhut dur­ less than 20 votes apart. Jack Tallett, ing the Bengal bouts netted .him third In a close fight for top honors in the first baseman on the baseball squad, won place. vice-presidency. Jack Conway matched vote for vote with Tex Crowley before the other place on the final ballot, ac­ Frank Vignola, running mate of Dick counting for 102 votes, six behind Kralo­ being defeated. Both winners, who are vec. Harry O'Melia's 100 votes just fellow N.R.O.T.C. men, will battle in missed the coveted second spot. Jack the finals. Finnigan, was just two votes behind him Another close, vote occurred in the with 98 tallies. fight for the office of treasurer. Bill Cud- digan's 76 votes'nosed out Bob Crowley's In the office of vice-president, Irish 65. Paul Cartwright placed a close third, George Murphy of St. Ed's, football cap­ less than ten behind. tain for the coming season, added an­ Doermer, placed highest in the office of Jim Reagan broke up a possible mon­ other victory to his credit in nosing out vice-president. Jim Gibbons and Charles opoly of the offices by the' "Actionists" John Murray by the count of 115 to 113. Patterson fought each other down to the when he defated Don O'Shaughnessy by Both men will be on the April 15 final last vote for the other spot in the finals. eight votes. As a result of this victory, ballot. Bob Walsh, who recorded 94 votes, The last ballot gave Patterson an im­ an exclusive two party final election is was among the leaders till the last few portant vote resulting in a tie at 78 votes foreseen. All possible offices have a rep­ ballots. each. resentative of either Frank Cusick's "Ac­ Dillon's Jack Warner was the only Jn the competition for secretary of tionists" or Roy Grumbine's "Progres­ . decisive winner. Leahy's star halfback next year's Junior class, Frank Stumpf sives." piled up a vote of 149 to receive the of Morrissey won first place on the April In recording a vote of 266 the fresh­ number one position for secretary. The ballot with 129 vote. Bill O'Connor's 91 men more than doubled the number of other finalist will be "Bullet" Bill John­ counters edged out Jim Piatt for the votes cast in their frosh elections. -An son, star sprinter of the track squad. runner-up spot. even greater number might have resulted Johonson garnered 98 votes defeating his if all of the ballots could have been con­ Frank Curran, sensation of the recent fellow track ace, Jim Delaney, by five sidered eligible. Due to the late presen­ basketball campaign, totaled the biggest votes. tation of their party to place their names return of the elections. The "Badinite" on the ballot, a group of aspirants from received 163 votes, leading his nearest Popular Ed Hickey, campaigner from Breen-Phillips hall were declared in­ rival for the office of treasurer, John the confines of Dillon, collected the high­ eligible. est vote of the primary elections when he Lynch, by 61 votes. This is one of the • • • » defeated the former Howard mail man, highest individual votes ever recorded a The South Bend Junior Symphony , Paul Tierney, by ten votes. Running on candidate in the primary elections. will give a performance in Washington the same ticket with George Murphy, Herb Melton, chairman of the current Hall Sunday afternoon, according to an Hickey totaled 164 votes. elections, announced that the unusual tie announcement this week. Included in Distribution of the votes in respect to in the vice-presidency will necessitate the the personnel of the orchestra are'sev­ parties was in favor of the quartet of placing of the three high men on the eral Notre Dame students, majoring in (Continued on page 31) final ballot. . plumbing, is now on a fellowship at Cal­ PREXy TOM WALKER OF COLLEGE OF PLUMBING SAYS ifornia. MAJOR IN ENGLISH IS REQUIRED FOR DEGREE—PH. D. . In commenting on recent legal diffi­ culties of the school, President Walker DAVE CONDON stated, "A cei'tain student formerly affil­ iated with the Alumni hall plumbing Normally, students consider this Uni­ History of Plumbing from Nero to 1942. college was expelled for cribbing in an versity as divided into five colleges. exam. Mr. Harry (Mole) Coleman was a According to the president, laboratory However, in a magnificent suite of offices constant source of anxiety. Dean Con­ classes are conducted in the steam tun­ in Alumni hall exists the headquarters nors caught him cheating—^he brought nels and the association is greatly per­ of the Univei'sitj^'s sixth college—^the a monkey wrench to class in the mid- turbed over reports that the steam tun­ Alumni hall college of plumbing. semester tests in The Short Story of nels might be used for air raid shelters. Plumbing, and that, of course, cannot According to the special bulletin re­ be tolerated. Furthermore, Mr. Mole Glowing with pride, Walker remarked: leased by the school of plumbing, the has been giving constant and ill-founded "If I do say so, our students are the original charter was received from the criticism of the college, and when the Pottawatomie Indians, and subsequently last grades were posted, Mr. Coleman renewed by the Cleveland Indians. Credit was not entirely satisfied with his 23% for the college's revival goes to certain in History of the Bloiv Torch. We professors residing in Alumni hall. deemed it advisable to expel him." In conducting an investigation, ScHO- Then the president continued. "As a groujj, plumbers are exceedingly honest and trustworthy. Mr. Coleman's lament­ able action is the first bit of dishonesty we have detected since Prof. Prindible ... this for everyone named Harry caught Harry Larry Kelley hiding a radiator in his pocket during an exam­ best in the country. We endeavor to ination in Problems of Advanced Plumb­ teach them to take pride in their work, ing." (Editor's Note: Every member of and show them that they are artists. In the Plumbers' College assumes the pre­ DEAX H. CONNORS AND PUBLICITY AGENT fact, one of our requirements for a Ph.D. fix title, "Harry" for reasons which we in plumbing is that the man be an Eng­ are unable to say). lish major. Although that has no practi­ L4STIC officials were unable to contact cal value, it proves to us that the stu­ Harry (Don) Connors, dean of the col­ dent has perseverance—a perseverance lege, or J. Leonard Prindible, director to pursue even the most useless of of studies for the plumbing college. Both tasks." were out of town, i-eportedly arranging for the 1942 convention of Indiana mas­ The college has handled some notable ter plumbers, to be held in Washington contracts, including a recent job by hall this summer. Ham (C. J.) Kirby, who, in view of his position as editor of a campus publica­ "MoE" COLEMAN—DICK MCHUGH SCHOLASTIC'S representative finally tion, Scrip, serves as publicity agent for tracked down Harry Tom Walker, pres­ the Plumbing College. (Here Walker ident of the college, who received the was quick to point out that the Plumb­ It appears that following his expul­ journalist in his office on the third floor. ing College in no Avay approves of the sion, Mr. Mole formed another school of plumbing. The Alumni hall corporation Said Professor Walker, Waukegan infamous i)ublication headed by Kirby, but in view of his affiliation Avith the col­ took the matter to court, and Justice Professional College of Plumbing, '08, Samuel Topper ruled: "The rival faction Ph.D., Mishawaka College of Pine Arts lege, they must reflect an attitude of toleration.) The president reported that has no grounds for the establishment of and Plumbing, '13: "Our school is one a school of plumbing, and, whereas the of the most famous plumbing colleges "Mr. Kirby recently settled the plumber technicality over in the Infirmary, al­ Alumni school, party of the first part, in the countrJ^ In the last graduating has generally been proved efficient, trust­ class we turned out about 25 master though we believe that he has .experi­ enced some repercussions. Another prom­ worthy, and responsible, the rival school plumbers and 15 appi'entice sanitary shall, ipso facto, (a Latin phrase lawyers engineers." inent member of the college, Harry Walter Heekin, recently represented the use when they don't know what comes President Walker's filing cabinet, plumbers down in Cincinnati. Although next) from this date, for all eternity, be where are kept all back issues of the he Avas an exemplary student, Heekin abolished from the campus of the Uni­ Plumbing School Bulletin and the Police failed last semester in The Short Story versity of N. D." Following that deci­ Gazette, yielded the following informa­ of Plumbing. Jack Busse, Ph.D. in sion. Justice Topper's next Avords were, tion : "See what the boys in the back.room will have." Among the courses conducted are: History of the Blow Torch; Seminar in In conclusion, the president pointed Plumbing; Problems hi Advanced Plumb­ with pride to the school's many accom­ ing; Psychology of Plumbing (which in­ plishments, from the - signing of Dick cludes special work in forgetting your McHugh. as Manhattan representative, tools so that you have to go back for to the contract of installing hot and cold them, which is a great advantage when water jets on the pipes in* the church the plumber is receiving pay on the hour - organ, which Avas efficiently handled by basis); Develojnneijt of Plumbing; and PROF. WALKER—WALT HEEKIN Dean Connors. 8 LOCAL CIVILIAN DEFENSE GROUP MAY INSTALL AIR Human Rights"; Charles Kralovec, of La Grange, Dl., "How Can the United RAID SIRENS AND, CAMOUFLAGE THE GOLDEN DOME States Understand Latin America"; and John Eyan, of Denver, Colo., "The Jap TED WEBER Threat to India." Saturday morning of the conference From the office of the director of dome Mr. John Scannell, director of the inter­ Notre Dame's Panel Discussion group on hall program. defense comes the latest communique Inter-American Affairs, made up of five telling of the impending installation of South American students, vnR present a sirens, the air raid type, at strategic The Brothers agree to serve in several program of short speeches on phases of points on the campus. This is all in ac­ capacities as specialists. Brother Borro- Inter - American relations. Members of cord with the most modern and approved meo will teach a class on the methods of the group are: Eduardo Alcayaga, of air raid precautions, another example combating fires caused by incendiary Chile; Ramon Araujo, of Colombia; of which will be the establishing of can­ bombs. He has himself taken training in Clarence Finlayson, of Chile; Mark Mc- teens in the dining halls, the Eockne this at Purdue University. Brother Eob- Memorial, and the field gymnasium. The Grath, of Panama; and Eafael Alducin, golden dome will eventually be painted of Mexico City. a sombre gray, and camouflaged profes­ sors will teach invisible classes. Student Travel Bureau Though the aforementioned are at the Established on Campus present only possibilities, Notre Dame is not taking the war lightly. Already civil­ With the approval of the prefect of ian defense work is being conducted discipline a Notre Dame Travel Service under the direction of the Eev. John J. has been established on the campus. This Burke, C.S.C, Notre\pame's representa­ travel bureau consolidates and coordin­ tive on the St. Joseph county defense ates all phases of student transportation, committee. Under this committee first namely, airplane, train and bus. The pur­ aid, fire and gas groups have been train­ pose of the service is to provide for the ing since shortly after the Pearl Harbor student body an economy and conveni­ disaster, so that a like disaster will not ence in traveling. be experienced here, should the war move The establishment of this bureau is inland. particularly opportune in view of the recent ten per cent increase in railroad fare. The Notre Dame Student Travel Service is able to offer transportation at lower rates than were possible even be­ the most notable step— fore the 10 per cent increase. This ifinan- cial advantage to the students at Notre ert plans to keep all utilities of the Uni­ Dame is feasible because of the group versity intact during any emergency, movements to and from the campus. The maintaining electrical service, heat and communications. From the summit of Science Hall Brother Pius, the weather man, will be on the look-out for ap­ will direct Interhall program proaching planes. He \d\l have as an assistant Brother' Meinrad, who will The most notable step towards pre­ work from his penthouse atop Badin. paredness has been the formation of St. Joseph's lake ^vill, as usual, be guard­ first aid classes, taught by Professor ed bv Brother Coleman. Robert Ervin of the Biology Department. The classes, composed of members of the religious, community, meet once a week Eight Students To Speak for a period of 16 weeks. Attending the two hour classes are ten representatives At Mid-West Conference each from Moreau Seminary, Holy Cross Eight student speakers from Notre bureau will also insure the best equip­ .Seminary, Dujarie Institute,, and the Dame will take part in the Mid-West ment and service at these lower rates. Community House. Conference of International Relations Clubs, to be held at Ball State Teachers The convenience to the student is at­ More likely to affect the student imme­ College, Muncie, Ind., on March 26, 27, tained by a centrally located office where diately is the consideration now being and 28. students may purchase transportation at given to a plan of compulsory calisthen­ convenient hours. Until this location is ics for all students. Inasmuch -as these On the program of the conference, definitely decided upon, the Travel Bu­ will be morning exercises, attendance which is sponsored by the Carnegie En­ reau is presently operating in room 265, will not be based on the honor system. dowment for International Peace, will be Dillon Hall. Tickets, reservations and To-complement the work of the program, three papers by members of the Notre travel information may now be secured the committee-on interhall activities is Dame Economic Roundtable, which is the at this temporary ofiice. Similar travel planning the expansion of the interhall student organization representing Notre bureaus are established at other univer­ athletic program. Members of this com­ Dame at the conference. The three speak­ sities throughout the country in order mittee are: Father Burke, chairman; ers and their-topics are: Roger Young, to provide the many advantages possible Mr. Frank LeahiJ^, athletic director; and of Providence, R. I., "The Jap Threat to to the students of these universities. JUNIORS. SOPHOMORES SPEND HECTIC MOVING DAY in history. So that is the story of the Notre Dame DAVE CONDON mass migration, and, despite the fact that the Gold Coast has gone-off the goW "Moving daze" came to Notre Dame, when it is expected that all students will standard, and Cavanaugh is more crowd­ and after ten minutes Cavanaugh, Alum­ be more or less settled. Meantime, in the ed than a tankto%%Ti theatre when a ni, and Dillon halls looked as if they had newly adopted soph apd junior resi­ wild west "pitcher" is shown, all are been hit by earthquakes, cyclones, ty­ dences, all was peace and quiet and roses, happy. phoons, Joe Louis, the New York Yan­ with the chapels hanging out the "staiid- Except J. Q. O'Connell, who missed kees, and three blocking backs from the ing room only" signs for the first time three shots at Bob LeMense. Chicago Bears. As a whole, however, moving was car­ ried out with a minimum of fatalities BADIN'S UNDERWORLD RULED BY BERTELU. MURPHY from the time the one and only's picture was removed to the new sardine box until the last locker had been safely trans­ Badin, in spite of being bogged down curate Angelo" threw last autumn were ported. With the exception of a few on all sides by spring mud, is staying merely practices in the higher science of minor items, nothing was reported as in the,headlines these days. At last it tossing "pineapples." He has exliausted missing except that "abundance of Notre has been discovered Avhy that sophomore the library's supply of volumes on crimi­ Dame trucks" that were supposed, to aid hall has produced so many Bengal bout- nology, till now the biography of every the movers. As it was, a few trucks did ers. It seems that, by belonging to one New York racketeer has become a part brave the tire shortage and venture out of two gangs which carry on nocturn?.l of him. Something had to happen. It did. onto the campus. raids against each other, the fellows One night when the Badin lights were have become hardened in battles that low, Bertelli organized his gang and No one was disappointed about the make the Bengals look about as tough raided the South Side. Bud Ahern, chief moving unless it was J. Q. O'Connell,. as a Vassar badminton match. squealer for the opposing ruffians, bore whose visions of a re-enactment of the the brunt of the attack with a general Oklahoma land rush burst before his As things stand now, the fourth floor holds the spotlight, with the thugs di­ mauling terminated by a cold shower. eyes. In fact, O'Connell died hard and "Rough Red" Murphy, after a strategic was lined up in front of the dining hall vided into the North Side, headed by "Biff" Bertelli, and the South Side, de­ retreat, retaliated, the next night with at 5:30 Monday morning with his trusty means too riotous to mention. shooting iron, which was to be fired as fended by "Red" Murphy. The main a signal for the opening of the rush. No North Side "toughies" are: Jim Torpy, one showed up but two night watchmen Jack Henchjs Cy Desmond,, and Jac!: And so,the feud in Badin's gangland and Bob LeMense, which accounts for . Troy, while the South Side "slugs" boast goes on Avith skirmishes occurring at O'Connell firing three- shots with his of such personalities as Bud Ahern, Sam frequent intervals. Due to intriguing on blunderbuss. Papa, Dick Boyle, and Bob McAuliffe. the prefect's part, the belligerents have The affair started when "Angel" Ber­ never-been able to fight a decisive battle, Life in Morrissey, Lyons, and Howard telli began admiring the careers of John but they plan to effect a Avinner by a was extinguished peacefully as the gen­ Dillinger and "Baby Face" Nelson. Actu­ free-for-all disguised as a basketball tlemen took up abodes in the aforemen­ ally, the many touchdowm passes "Ac­ game. tioned Dillon, Cavanaugh, and Alumni halls. By late Monday evening Morrissey, Lyons, and Howard appeared as ghost villages. Today, only spooks play tag in the famed fourth floor of Morrissey, but it has been promised that should Notre Dame ever be invaded a local Paul Re­ vere Axnll be drafted to hang lanterns in Morrissey tower. So watch—one if by land, two if by sea. Several casualties were reported dur­ ing the moving processes, including brok­ en lamps, windows, fingers, and toes. The problem of crowding into the halls was solved by propping all doors open—when someone entered by the front door, it necessitated someone else leaving by the rear egress. The difficulty of croAvding "so much into so little by so many" was' solved as several juniors dusted off their copies of Six Lessons from Madame La Zotigd, and traded them for Fourteen Ways of Packing Sardines. (Ed note: "TheSCHO- lASTic press still has a few. copies of F. W: O.P.S., which "vvill be given as .ii-S»&..*^-Sg' book dividends with the next issue of the 'Script of'the Month' club."); Pictured above as they finished their thesis are seniors John Gilbert, Tom Gesselbracht. Bernard Brehl. In~ the-Heat and Power Lab they watched an engine run fiO miles an hour for 3,000 miles—a [ Life in the halls will retumto normal -steady Sigil of 60 straight hours. Object: to determine the change in heat Ki>en up to the radiator as around the turn of the 2.5th century, - -affected by engine age. Standing at left is Prof. F. N. Brown. sui>ervisor.

10 secretary-treasurer of band; Louis Burns, Wash­ Band Members Make Final ington, D.C.; Hewlitt Fagan, Bath, N. Y. Blarney Castle Is Setting Preparations for Tour HORNS -r John Fleaka, Youngstown. . Ohio: For Casey Ball, April 10 James Murphy, Emigrant, Mont.: William Carney. C-S. Coco Carbondale, Pa.; Dan Gentile, Waterbury, Conn, That typically Irish interest—^the Blar­ The University Band room is a bee­ PICCOLO—Stanley Litizzette. Helpei-. Utah. ney Stone—^will have a prominent part at Casey's Ball, the all-school formal hive of activity. Everyone is putting his OBOE—Ralph Thorson, Chatfield, Minn. best foot forward as final preparations dance sponsored by the Notre Dame are under way for the biggest trip of the TUBA—Joe Hrachovec, White River. S. Dak.; ,Coimcil No. 1477 of the Knights of Co­ John O'Connell, Geneva, 111.; John Kirby, Wash­ season. AH arrangements have been lumbus, on the night of Friday, April 10 ington,' D.C.; William Herber, Fort Wayne. Ind.: at the Palais Royale. made and the itinerary is complete: James Bryan, Bay St. Louis, Miss.;:" Emmett O'Neill. Rochester, N] Y. . A picturesque replica of the surround­ April 4, leave South Bend on "The ings of the BlarAey Castle in County New England States Express," NYCRR, TROMBONES—John Frye, Merrill; Wis.; Tom Cork, Ireland, will be arranged by Robert 4 p.m. Horak, Cleveland, Ohio; Ray-Piecarsky. Argo, 111.: Earl. Dean, Cristobal. Canal Zone; Paul Larson. Raaf, senior from "Walsh Hall and chair­ April 5, Easter Sunday, concerts at Indianapolis, Ind.. alternate. - man of the decorations committee in col­ Milford, Mass., matinee and evening.- laboration with Reggie Flynn, head of arrangements. An authentic piece of- the April 6, concert at McAipin Hotel Ball Blarney Stone taken from the original Room, New York City. grounds of Blarney Castle, County Cork, April 7, concert at McAlpin Hotel Ball Ireland, will have a prominent position Room, New York City. at the Ball. April 8, concerts at Scranton, Pa., Blarney Castle is noted for its stone matinee and evening. which is the object of travellers from April 9, concerts at "Wilkes-Barre, Pa., all parts of the world. The Castle is matinee and evening. JOHN NOLAN—DON PETERSEN located five miles northwest of the City of Cork on the Great Southern Railway. April 10, concerts at Johnsto^vn, Pa., CL.\RINETS—Don Petersen. Escanaba. Mich., Its population is around 700. The Castle matinee and evening. president of band; Roger Brown, Lake Geneva. was built in 1446 by Cormac McCarthy. Wis., business manager of band; Gus Stuhldreher. April 11 and 12, evening concerts at Akron, Ohio; John Yen Benten, Beech Grove. The stone is kissed because of a belief Altoona, Pa. Ind.: Bart Ramsour, Joplin; Mo.; Paul Dehmer. that it will give to those who do, the Queens Village. L. L, N. Y.; James Finneran. April 13, • return to campus via the power of the "sweet, persuasive, wheed­ Floial Park, N. Y.; Walt Bauchman, Idaho Falls. ling eloquence" so perceptible in the Pennsylvania RR. Idaho, alternate. language of the Cork people. To kiss the The personnel of the concert band spe­ E-FL.-VT. ALTO SAXOPHONE — John Nolan. stone one must kneel and lean out beyond cially chosen for this occasion is: Chillicothe, Ohio, vice-president of band: Ken the edge of the wall, for the original Kempf, Blue Island, 111.; James Cooney, Milford, Professor Joseph Casasanta, conductor. Mass. "stone wall which once bore the date 1446, is fastened to a buttress several CORNETS—John Ffedrotty, Mishawaka. Ind.: B-FL.A.T TENOR SAXOPHONE — Carl Coco. feet below the top of the wall. John Sheedy, Indianapolis, Ind.; Richard Bechtold, Lake Charles. La.; John Boyle, West Hempstead, Grand Rapids, Mich. • Andrew McKay, Algoniiuin, N. Y.: Vito Cappello, Brooklyn, N. Y.: John Behr. It is commonly believed that the Blar­ HI.; Jack Wbelfle, Lynbrook, N. Y.; William Ke- Oneida, N. Y.; Phil Holzberger,^ Jamaica, L. I., ney Stone legend originated because tie her, Lyons, III.; Dick- Matlavish, Christopher, 111.; N. Y.. \. . Jack Williams, South Bend, Ind.; Ken Kehl, Chi­ first owner of the Castle delayed its cago, III.; Charles Lyden, Carbondale, Pa.; Jack DRUMS—Robert Herrington. Indianapolis, Ind.; surrender in medieval times by promises Schouten, Keokuk, Iowa; John Mann.- Lowell. Chuck Reynolds. LaGrande, Ore.; - Bob Rihm. and flattery. According to a survey of St. Mass., alternate. Knightstown. Ind.; Chuck Cavanaugh, Cumber­ land, Wis.; James Ford," Alhambra, Calif.; Phil Mary's College students, many Notre B.A.RITONES—Robert Heil, Uhrichsville. Ohio, Keen. Honesdale. Pa., alternate. Dame men need not Wss the stone to' acquire proficiency in the use of compli­ mentary speech, but they do agree that the presence of the Blarney Stone at the 1035 NEW STUDENTS.... Casey Ball will tend to make the Notre Dame lads feel more at home. will descend upon the Notre Dame campus on April 15, when the Na\'y takes over Lyons, Morrissey and Howard Halls. And though these young Proceeds of the Ball go to the Rt. Rev. John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, military bishop men are to be with us for but a month, we should like to exert every of the U. S. armed forces, for the Mass effort to make them feel that they are an essential part of Notre Dame Kit fund. General Chairman Paul Kash- life, cooperating and participating in every phase of campus activity. It mer has annoimced. Bids, which are is no easy task to achieve this goal within 30 days. Therefore a con­ priced at $3.00, may now be obtained ait centrated effort on the part of local organizations will be necessary, if the the K.-C. club rooms in the basement of Walsh Hall, or from the ticket chairmen new Navy men may hope to experience an adequate portion of Notre Jim Danaher, 210 Morrissey or Ed Hick- Dame life and lore and traditions. If we are to make them part of us, ey, 251 Dillon. Dancing is from 8:S0 to we must present Notre Dame to them. How can this goal be achieved 12:30.. :,. .~ " best? That is the purpose of this notice to all organizations and their •Committees for the Casey's Ball include; heads. Let each organization ask its membership: "What can we do to Music^—Ed Roney. chairman: William Binet. acquaint the new Naval group with our activities, thereby entertaining, Leo Linck,. Jack Gilligan, Thomas Nolan.- ALrransements—Reggie Elynn, chairman: John as well as enightening them? The SCHOLASTIC will gladly act as a H. Moran, Bob Hartman. Thomas Rolfs. George clearing house for all suggestions. Schneider, Robert Heil. Publicity—^William Scanlan. chairman : '.Robert (Continued on page 26) "' !' '

11 Avere heard in the SCHOLASTIC after- LATEST ISSUES OF "JUGGLER" WERE BEST. SATIRIZED Avards in the section called "In the Jug­ "ESQUIRE" MAGAZINE; MET WITH SUDDEN DEATH! gler Vein," -Avhich Avas only a pitiful shadoAV of the former healthy spirit of RICHARD POWERS the merry Juggler. For a fcAv years after its sudden demise, a very unhumorous (This is the second and filial article on habits of the students, various disciplin­ section called "Dumb Dome" appeared the history of the Notre Dame JUGGLER. ary difficulties, the food, movies and the in the last pages of the regTilar Dome In his first aHicle, Mr. Poivers wrote of popular writers of the times, Heming­ for 1934. This too disappeared and the the founding of the magazine and its way, Stein, etc., who Avere just coming in campus has been lacking a humor maga- early history, comparing it in some in­ and who were followed by a train of stances to the NEW YORKER.—Ed.) aesthetes, were the usual butt of the satire. As a note of sophistication, the The most striking feature about the night life of Chicago and the various later issues of the monthly is the excel­ amusements were discussed in a separate lence of the art work and cartoons. Prez- column. Such touches seemed to broaden ebel's caricatures of students and of tlie scope of the Juggler but at heart it stage and screen stars were very fine Avas a local paper Avith knoAving remarks and sharply observant. The work of such and tongue-in-cheek humor, laughing other editors as Becvar, Lopker, Gerry gently -at the A'icissitudes of student life. Doyle, "Obie" " O'Brien, and Vincent The last fcAV issues of the Juggler Fagan, who was Avith the Juggler from Avere probably the best ever to come out. the start, brought the standard of the These contained the finest art Avork, magazine to a very high plane among clever A-erse and shreAvd satire, and a other college organs. It was not only the veneer of smartness that was A\-ise and cartoons that were superior but the little all-knowing yet pleasant. At times car­ toonists' services Avere borroAved from Ijrominent magazines to fill in space Avhen contributors Avere lacking. In one of the last issues in 1934, the complete format of Esquire Avas borroAved and a clever satire of that magazine resulted. Especially notable Avas a long poem called Down at the Bend Avhich Avas a Kearns ... A Juggler with the "Sun" sarcastic sketch of South Bend and its inhabitans. Some years before a Home zine ever since. In these times a reviA'al Toivn Edition Avas turned out Avhich of the sparkling freshness and collegiate • also satirized the typical "Home ToAvn humor of the old Juggler A\'ould be im­ Paper." Such clever invention and AAit practical, since even noAv production of in students Avas given a natural and Scrip and Dome is being curtailed. Per­ harmless outlet Avhich the SCHOL-\STic haps, after World War II has done its of today cannot supply for lack of space Avorst, the Juggler may perform again as Avell as difference in purpose. Many and refresh the students Avho come after of the conti-ibutors of the old Juggler us. have since become prominent on the cam­ pus or in the outside world. Vincent Fagan is noAv in the Department of Harrington Elected Architecture; Harry Flannery is a CBS Vincentian President announcer; Vernon Eickard played Avith The Notre Dame Conference of the the Duncan Sisters and acted the priest HAKBY L. FLAXNEEY St. Vincent de Paul Society held its in the film The Spirit of Notre Dame; annual spring election of officers at a Joseph C. Eyanis noAv a professor here; decorations throughout that helped to- recent meeting. President-elect for the the late Wilbur McElroy, once art editor, improve the magazine a great deal. Much next scholastic term is genial Robert Avon fame as a painter; Professors Nor- of the humor was worn thin from over­ Dennis Harrington, junior engineer from bert Engels, Louis Hasley, and Thomas use, and Joe Miller would probably have Hillsboro, New Hampshire. His executive Stritch Avere all once contributors as Avell been ashamed of some of the jokes. But assistants include: as Robert Cahill, noAV assistant manager one thing can be said for the jokes and of athletics, and James Armstrong of Co-vice-presidents, Gail Fitch and Bill that is that if they were bad they were the Alumni Association. Other editors Maccani; secretary, Vincent Lackner; never cheap: they were just bad. The Avere: Lester Grady, Joseph McNamara, custodian of clothes, Paul O-Connell. Juggler never took the easy way of vul­ noAv assistant attoi'hey general in Indi­ The Vincentians Avill carry on their garity and tawdriness which was verj' ana, and John NanoAdc, once editor of Avork of charity in their neAV headquar­ often to be found in the other college Sti-eet and Smith magazines. ters in Walsh Hall, having relinquished monthlies. Whether the jokes of the the long-established office at 23 Lyons Juggler were good or bad his irrepres­ Jim -Kearns, at present a columnist Sub to the incoming sailors. Students Avho sible spirit scampered through the pages of the Chicago Sun, Avas Avith the Jug­ find locker space at a premium after the just the same, the epitome of good humor gler in its last year. At the time of the current "doubling-up" migration are re­ and youthful freshness. "What satire change in administrations, in 1934, Hhe minded to save excess clothing for the there was in the magazine was never last editor Avas Bryan Degnan, after next Vincentian clothes drive which is malicious or mean and was never in­ , Avhich the publication of the Jtiggler Avas being planned for some date shortly aft­ tended to hurt, merely to poke fun. The discontinued. A feAv last murmurs of it er Easter.! 12 out a bundle of green cabbage with his "Yes" while 80 of the students responded roommate Jess DeLois. "No." However, this accumulation of the However, the replies to .the third "wherewith" has a good explanation, query, "In any event, what should a since it was simply the returns for invi­ Catholic do to combat this materialism?" tations sold for graduation. The two were more encouraging and seemed to brothers were gathering it in big bags indicate that students had some idea of to ship away to the printers for- the bill. what a force the Church could be in Edward Joseph Sullivan But we have a good tip that Jim has society. In general, the results were that been lately seen looking up the latest on prayer, Catholic action, and good ex­ Why Jiiii O'Neal changed his tune printing presses and has been gathering ample on the part of Catholics, were rec­ from "St. Louis Woman" to "Sidewalks the soles of old shoes to use for leather ognized as the three most powerful meth­ of New York" is quite a mystery. But for bindings. The roomie partnership of ods of combatting materialism. On the all those attending O'Neal and DeLois dates back to four last question, regarding what students, the Senior Ball in a (Continued on page 28) as students should do now, 12 said that few weeks, the an­ they should forget the war until they swer may be partially themselves are involved; 14 that they forthcoming. should forget the war and study for their CAS Poll Finds Student degree; 85 said that they should use the Trying to get infor­ War Aims Materialistic war as an incentive for more work and mation- out of Jim a changed attitude towards daily occur­ O'Neal as to his ac­ Richard Powers rences; and two advocated imniediate complishments is like enlistments as. a patriotic duty. JIM O'NE-AI. talking to the wooden Results from the poll on "The Students Attitude toward the War," conducted by In order for all students to air their Indian outside the cigar store. At- least opinions on the war and their relation the Indian kept silent, but Jim made the CAS among some 140 students, have finally been tabulated, to it, CAS plans to hold an open forum every effort to divert the subject to to which all students are invited, to be something else or someone else. It is this obtaining a cross- section of the uncer­ held sometime after the Easter vacation modesty that makes the president of the in Washington HaU. Members of the senior class so popular among his fellow tain and even errone­ ous viewpoints which faculty are", also invited to attend the students. "\A''hether he be associating with forum but the whole proceedings are to the raincoat boys of Alumni hall or slum­ some students hold in regard to the war. be conducted by students chosen as ming with the Sorin subs, the prexy speakers from various campus clubs, such keeps an even keel. A good criterion of With this cross- section to work upon, as the Wranglers. the unanimity of his popularity came FRED HOOVER with the voting for class president when CAS, whose aims are There are two main objects for this Jim, like a good politician, heard from strictly for the benefit of the Notre forum, according to Mr. Hopver: the all districts and more than held his own Dame student, hopes to correct this first is to stimulate thought concerning in all three junior halls. vie\vpoint and direct student opinion into the war among Notre Dame men, as stu­ the channels of Catholic principles. dents and as Catholics; the second is to The political campaign of last spring arrive at a clear concept of a just peace In answer to the first question of the among the nations and perhaps even will be a long remembered affair not poll, "What do you think is the issue only in the, mind of the winner of the bring this about through the participa­ of the war?" 60 students, on their first tion of Catholic students in this war who office but also in the memory of everyone choice, thought that the issue was a that voted. The famous slogan "For will have this concept outlined in their commercial one, that is, control of the minds. To enable the student to arrive at Whom the Bell ToUs" backfired and world markets; 13 thought it was an played the requiem tune for its genius, these conclusions, three or four speakers economic issue, and threatened the Amer­ will present different aspects of the war Bob Coleman. Any day after his defeat ican Way of Life; 33 looked at the war we expected to hear of the despondent in a Christian light. The first .speaker as a battle of ideologies, democracy vs. vnll perhaps review the results of the Bob taking leave-of this earth. Such were totalitarianism; 15 concluded that it was the bitter tides of battle. Everytime you poll. The next may discuss the dangers a struggle between Christianity and ma­ of the war to Catholicism while a third turned around a blotter -with another terialism. candidate's name, greeted you in the will try to formulate a correct attitude face. One of the candidates of the upper On the second choice, the results lev­ which Christians should maintain during financial bracket went so far as to give eled off somewhat, the score being 26, 22, the war and after. Finally, a fourth away a sample of chewing gum. It was, 38, and 26 for each of the groups re­ spokesman will summarize the conclu­ against all this "political pressure" that spectively. Fred Hoover, director of the sions drawn and indicate the principles Jim came out on top. He could surely CAS poll, seemed to think that replies upon which a just peace may be laid. be likened to Winnie Churchill who of­ to this and other questions indicated a CAS believes, from the results of the fered his backers nothing but "sweat, strong tendency on the part of students poll, that very little real thinking is be­ blood and tears." So Jim offered his fol­ to view the war merely from a material ing done by students and that a good lowers nothing of "candy, gum or blot­ point of view, without much attention deal of it is fallacious. Through this ters," but simply a square deal. It was to the destruction of spiritual values in­ forum CAS, hopes to stimulate student this same "Square deal" that we broke volved. This conclusion was further thought on an all-important subject, to in upon the other day and saw how a borne out by the replies to the second straighten out their viewpoints, and to "Square Deal" can reap a fine harvest. question: "In view of the increasing crystallize and formulate their opinions They say that Jim was rejected from the materialism pervading the United States, on a just peace. AU students are urged navy for being color blind. But he didn't do you think that, even an. American vic­ to attend and take part in this forum on seem to have any symptoms of his old tory might endanger your (an individual a question which means a great deal to disease when we last saw him counting Catholic's) faith?" Only 38 answered every Christian. 13 FAST ACTION IN BENGAL FINALS was able to land more punches. Padon took a hard left to the head to open the WINS NEW BOXING CROWNS second round; Rousseve came in but Padon tied him up nicely, and both boys JACK DINGES. Sports Editor took each other's blows easily and not much damage was done. At the bell Seven new Bengal Bout champions short of the mark. However, we'll still Padon was blocking a Rousseve rush. were crowned in the Fieldhouse Satur­ put our money on Paul in a good fight. Both men came out fighting in the third day night as the eight final fights proved round, Padon taking a left and right to that the real winners had survived the Undefeated Joe Mahoney, 127 Lb. head and body and coming back with a Three days of preliminaries. Winner hard right; they clinched and Padon Thus ended another successful SCHO- Dan Canale's 127 lb. title went to caught a left to the head. Padon blocked L.\STic promotion of the Bouts for pro­ Joseph Mahoney, Ashtabula, Ohio, and Rousseve nicely and landed a left to his ceeds for the Holy Cross Missions in Off-Campus student, whose long, straight head but looked tired, taking lefts to Bengal, Dacca province, India. Chairman left hand punch to Gene O'Bi'ien's head head and body and blocking some of added greatly to his victory. O'Brien Rousseye's best attempts with his gloves. carried the fight to Mahoney at times Both boys looked tired as the fight ended but the latter was able to take care of and the judges decided for Rousseve. himself and make fine defensive use of At this juncture the Dillon-St. Ed's his gloves to ward off the loser's blows. grudge battle was settled by, of all things, a pillow fight. Jack Elder, N.D. Sam Atwater, 135 Lb. Champion athletic hero and secretary of the Illinois Red haired Bengal veteran Tommy. Athletic Commission, was introduced and Spencer, from Indianapolis and St. Ed's presented the Sportsmanship trophy and - A.C., lost his 135 lb. title bid to Freshman the RECO hall trophy which was award­ Sammy Atwater but he did turn in a ed to Badin. performance that Avon him the Huddle- donated Sportsmanship trophy as a re­ Quinlan Wins 155 Lb. Crown sult of one of the best fights of the eve­ A mild looking,. Aviry, blond fighting ning. Sammy started things in the first Irishman named Farrell Quinlan started round but Tom maneuvered him into a out very slowly against Ted Haley who corner and gave a drubbing. After that had things pretty much his own way action ended Spencer fell in the ring for the first two rounds of the 155 lb. and stayed down for a nine count com­ bout. Quinlan danced around Haley re­ ing up to again carry the fight to At­ peatedly as Ted lashed out the bouncing water. Both boys mixed it up and the fig-ure and little damage resulted from first round ended with Atwater working- the.few blows landed in the first round. There was excellence and disappointment. well with a long left to the head. In the In the second round, Haley was still second round Spencer drove Atwater to of the effort was Rev. Charles M. Carey, aggressive and Quinlan slipped to the the ropes; Atwater tagged Spencer with C.S.C., faculty advisor of the magazine canvas after taking several blows to the Avhile William (Scoop) Scanlaii, the man a left and right; both boys exchanged lefts, Spencer taking one to the head head. Quinlan went on the defensive and who makes the "Splinters" fly, handled swung wildly as Haley moved in for the the promotion end. and then driving- Atwater to the ropes again and then taking three hard ones kill on a groggy opponent. That blond Despite the excellence of the evening's on the face. boy, however, recovered enough to send performance, the backers of the Bouts a couple of good punches into the Haley were somewhat disappointed by the poor Spencer started fast in the last round countenance but Haley kept coming in attendance at the finals in which 16 boys but Atwater worked well in the clinches; and' the round ended in a clinch. went "all out" for "sictory. Spencer hit him a good one on the head Haley missed with a looping punch as and both boj's traded long blows with Repeating his performance of last the third. frame opened and the boys both hands, after which Atwater mo-ved" year, Paul Malloy had cinched his 120 mixed it up on the ropes taking and in on a tired: antagonist as the round lb. title before the night of the finals ended. - . ^ giving a lot- right above your scribe's and fought Alex Kobek, a South Bend precious portable. Both boys were tired; Golden Gloves.champion, in an exliibition Haley gave one in the stomach for two . Kermit Rousseve, 145 Lb. Titlist match, after winning his Bengal title in the face and then took tvvo more in for the third time. There was no decision Somehow the Kermit Rousseve - Jack rapid succession and went to the ropes in this, the first bout of the evening, Padon 145 lb: bout reminded one of that, groggy;-both boys were very tired and but it was very close to a draw anyway. famous picture of the I)empsey-Firpo Haley looked out on his feet with Quin­ Paul was pressed harder by Kobek than fight; the lean, bronze Rousseve lashing lan hitting, at wilk Haley went down for we have seen him in three years 'of at the wide, crouched Padon presented _ a nine count and Quinlan looked too tired fighting. Malloy's aggr_essiveness was a moving picture of action. In the open- _ to stagger to a neutral corner as. Haley challenged and some of his blows seemed ing round Padon was more aggressive came up to .take, some more punches afllicted by a hook that brought them up but Rousseve, haying the' longer reach, which dropped him again as the round 14 ended. Eingside opinion was that it was A thrilling third round opened with on the ropes. Dean drove off as McNa­ a mighty good fight, and had Haley gone Dean burning into McNamara and re­ mara let him have two lefts to the face; a little easier in his second round blitz ceiving u clout in the mouth and getting both boys were tired; Dean punched at he might have carried that advantage a left ana right to the head for a long McNamara's face and brisk action oc­ on, and his hand instead of Quinlan's left he- shoved into the McNamarian curred as the fight ended. It was a bloody be raised in victory. stomach. Dean was working on Mac's battle and the audience loved it as the face and stomach, and both boys were foot stamping showed; McNamara was' 165 Lb. Crown to McNamara bleeding again. McNamara revived and the winner. Cavanaugh Hall's curly haired, sleepy they traded lefts to the face. Dean was looking David Dean almost went to a more aggressive but McNamara got him Waters, Lightheavy Kfng Approaching the previous fight in vio­ lence was the 17-5 lb. bout which went to clean cut Chuck Waters of Chicago as he won a victory over long haired Dick Ames of St. Paul. First round action was moderate and maned by con.siderable clinches with Waters more aggressive and demonstrating a good looping left which he sent to Ames' head. Ames started the second round furi­ ously with Waters getting away nicely, both boys doing a bit of wrestling. Neither was hurt but Waters landed his punches well and took Ames' offer­ ing on his gloves in nice fashion. Waters landed a good right on Ames who re­ turned it. Waters got Ames on the ropes but Dick replied with some good long punches to Waters' head. (Continued on page 2-5) »ji^^ Above: Bengal Champs J^fl"'^-* Mahoncy, Malloy, Rous- ^' *'• seve, Atwater, Referee Elder, Kelly, Quinlan, Waters, McNamara. and Trainer Padon. Left: Camera stops one of Kermit' Ronsseve's high rights in 14.? pound championship match.' He •won from Bill Padon V (right).

Below: Conferring aft­ er the -Bouts, Promotor V- Scanlan, Jack Elder, Frank Leahy, Editor Pow­ ers, Boxing Instructor Dom Xapolitano.

165 lb. title as he and Bill McNamara of Walsh hammered their way through the bloodiest fight of the evening. Dave was a bit short of reach and took a few in the face as the bout started but kept in there despite the long left that Mac con­ tinually fed him. In the second round Dean took several hard ones to the head but plunged on and had McNamara on the ropes send­ ing two to his head until Mac came back to meet Dean's left and right until he in turn sent some hard blows to Dean's head which left the Wisconsin boy gTog- gy. The two traded long blows to the face and both were tired and bleeding as the round ended.

15 From a quartet of freshman backs, as­ aker who seems to be the dynamo's log­ "Pic" Honors Faught, Singer sistant coach Milt Piepul, fullback spe­ ical substitute is hindered by an injury Bob Faught and. Cy Singer were the cialist, is attempting to produce a buck­ which will probably keep him inactive Notre Dame net standouts to be given ing back blessed with speed and power. for a short time. In this case^ Bill Huber, honorable mention recognition in an AU- The novices, Clatt, David, Cowhig and another frosh picket, will be runner-up American basketball poll conducted by Mello are yet to be tested but grueling to snag skirting backs on the left side Pic, the national picture magazine. The scrimmages during the next few weeks of the front wall. mythical squad selectors also mentioned wall unveil the most promising plunger. Lowdown on "T" several cagers that faced the Irish quin­ This being accomplished the Irish second­ ary should lack nothing. tet during the past campaign to the As the Irish grind for their second honor roll. Among the more prominent The conversion of AU-American Bob successive undefeated campaign behind were Zotz, the Wisconsin scoring ^^•izard, Dove and Harry Wright to guards may closed doors Coach Leahy attempted to Avho was named to a first team forward prove to be the correct formula for a enlighten the wondering nation about his "berth. Honorable mention was given fine line nucleus but these boys, compet­ much discussed T plans when he wrote Schumacher and Gerard of Michigan ent as they were in their old surround­ in the current issue of the Notre Dame State and ominous Otto Graham of ings, have still to work in the new posi­ Alumnus: "We have no argument with Northwestern. tions and show that they are durable the newspaper writers, nor are we going The first team's personnel included enough to withstand the shocks at the to say we were misquoted. The fault in Kbtz and Burras of Stanford at for­ center of battle. The left flank is an­ the published reports lay not so much in wards, Phillips of Illinois and Gerber of other questionable office with Jack Barry what they said as in what they neglected Toledo at guards and Goleb of L. I. U. the onlj'^ returning veteran. John Yon- to say. To put the matter briefly, we do at center. plan to use a different T than we used here last year.... and we also plan to hang onto the tried and true Notre Dame Leahy Gives Lowdown shift. In going to the so-called Stanford On T Formation Plan T, we are not changing from the Rockne System—^we aire merely going back to Bill Boss what he liked years ago. "We are disturbed," he continued, "at Following two days of mud and snow these reports that we were dropping the the 1942 Irish football brigade trotted on Notre Dame system, for this would not Cartier Field for their initial perform­ be true even if we did discard the shift. ance before the newsreel cameras last As most of you know, the familiar shift Thursday. Some 55 candidates gave always started from the T Formation.... Frank Leahy an idea of what potentiali­ ties the squad that will play the toughest It seems to us that our material being football schedule in Notre Dame history what it is, an experiment with the T-f or- come next fall will have. mation in spring practice will certainly be in order. If our experiment should be From the lads that sprint daily over successful, and should we decide to go the cinders from the Fieldhouse locker along for a year or so without the shift, room Leahy ^^^ll have to pick 11 men to we do not feel that this would constitute make the coming season a real Victory any condemnation of the shift. It would campaign. Competition wiU be severe simply mean that our material is better with a gruelling 11 game slate ahead. fitted to the T-formation." Judging from past performances and ex­ Here we have the summation of a perience the varsity will be: ends—Jack great football story. Whether or not Barry and George Murphy; tackles—^Lou Coach Leahy finds the T adaptable to the EjTnkus and Larry Sullivan; guards— current squad will be kno\vn next Sep­ Bob Dove and Harry Wright; center— tember when Little Davey Eldrige leads Walter Ziemba; quarterback — Angelo the charges of Georgia Tech's Eambling Bertelli; halves—Dip Evans and Creigh- Wreck from Atlanta to South Bend ter­ ton Miller with either Clatt, Mello, Cow­ ritory. hig, or David, all Frosh bombers, clog-^ ging the fullback vacancy. Eight Irish in Marines The adoption of a new system may not A Power Baclcfield be the only problem that Avill confront the nation's finest coach. For last week Irish hearts \\ill race next fall as eight very important members of txie never before when the great parade of legions of Leahy were inducted into the Irish backfield aces swing down the chalk United States Marines. The lads that lines. Not only has Notre Dame the most swore under the Devil Dog insignia were: rugged schedule ever but it also has one Lou Rymkus, Angello Bertelli, John Yon- of the greatest crops of backfield mater­ aker. Bob Dove, Tom Brock, Larry Sulli­ ial in years. Unlike former secondaries van, Bob Webb, and Wally Ziemba. At spiked Avith a diminutive sparkplug like present there is not much chance of these Andy Pilney or some lanky grease-hipped CAPT.UACK EJ.O£R boys having to leave school but should back the current conclave of ball luggers SPRINTER. Stukas start stinging and Ack-Acks ring­ is laden with rolling weight and unparal­ Bouts' Referee Elder as he appeared ing near American soil these boys will leled dri\ang ability. in the 1929 "Scholastic." be summoned for service. 16 we won't say much. But, if you know the- last name of the sports editor of the" Chicago Tribune, and if you know the corresponding last name of a noted Eng­ lish professor-priest here on the campus, INTRODUCING you'll stand an excellent chance of know­ BY JOE PALMER ing the last name of the St. Marjr's dam­ sel who will make Illinois Mike's heart- pit-a-pat a good bit faster when the It Avas during this past winter, and a last year (his junior year) he finally Senior Ball rolls around. In fact, you hay ride was being given by the lassies came through the battle with the longed- might even say that the last names of across the road for their guests from for monogram. He showed Coach Jake the three people are identical. Notre Dame. Suddenly, some one spied Kline plenty of stuff behind the platter. (O.K. Jim Rice. Well let you alone, some porkers lolling in a distant pasture, Big thrill of his years at Notre Dame but it seems a shame to let such inter­ and immediately came up with the cry, came last year at Ann Arbor, Mich., esting items go to waste. By the way, "Oh look! Piper City!!" That remark when Mike caught his first full game for is she still campussed.) was directed to only one person in the the varsity. After that first one, a lot hay-mow, to Piper City's staunchest sup­ more active duty followed. This year will Add a note of variety: Mike is an porter, to baseballer and all-around-good see more real action, and we've got our ardent exponent of and a recognized fellow, Mike Kelly. (In case you're inter­ spare changes on him. champion at "ShuflBe-Shaker," the dining ested. Piper City is a hall's salt-shaker game—(you know, the hamlet in central Illinois. one where you toss the shaker across It numbers some 653 the table and try to make it stick on the souls.) Today, our job is edge of the table ) According to one to tell you a little some­ philosophic observer, that's the game thing about Mike, and, that freshmen avoid because it looks having known him for high-schoolish and that seniors love be­ some time, it vdll be neith­ cause it makes them feel like freshmen er'difficult nor unpleasant. again. Anyway, Mike's a champ at it- Mike's Dad—All State How many of you can lay claim to having anyone named after you? Well, Mike comes by his ath­ this fellow from Piper City can. Word letic abilities quite natur­ was received here recently that Al Mc- ally. His dad was picked Guire, former science student from on the all-state profession­ Clarksburg, W. Va., has become a proud al basketball team, when papa, and the young one has been he played forward for Pi­ blessed with the name "Richard Michael per City. On the same team from Piper City was McGuire." The two first names came an uncle who made the all- from Al's former chums, Dick Green, state selection as a guard. senior from Sorin Hall, and Mike. Some And next' year will bring class, eh? - ' to Notre Dame another and younger member of Two Handball Tourneys the Kelly family, Jim, and, "MIK E from what big brother has Memorial Indoor Season said, Jim will be plenty good in baseball and bas­ iCATCHER season, two handball tournaments are drawing to a close. this week in the When next May 10 rolls Rockne Memorial. A meet, staged for around, Mike will be the proud possessor During the summer months, Mike has the entire student body is in the middle of a sheepskin for four years of work held various jobs in Piper City and in of festivities while the Commerce Forum in the College of Commerce, with a "major neighboring tOAvns, and he has gained struggle is just getting under way. in business administration. And that much valuable experience by playing ball term "work" isn't used blindly here, eith- with various teams in the district. In the intra-school meet, Clearsr and ei', for Mike is a good student and won't Roeser, two juniors, and White, a fresh­ have to shy away from anyone when they There didn't seem to be much that man, are favored to finish high. White start comparing scholastic averages. was definite as far as other hobbies were and Roeser are' scheduled to come to concerned, but Mike does enjoy good blows in the semi-finals; while Cleary is Next October, he will begin training dance music (Dick Jurgens preferred), in the other bracket and won't meet in the V-7 unit of the Naval Reserve, especially in the right company. While either man until the finals. However, the will take his training at Northwestern yours truly was in Kelly's room on the stage can be stormed by other contest­ University. After the war—^weU, things fourth floor of Walsh, he made a definite ants if any of these men lets up in the - are pretty indefinite, so we won't make attempt to worm a few inside facts from least. :'. any rash predictions, now. Mike and roomie Jim Rice, carrot-topped When these tourneys are completed, Mike started his athletic competition Phy-Ed man and Bengaleer of note, but which should be Sunday, the recreational at Notre Dame in his freshman year, there seemed to be a conspiracy against activities will be restricted to outdoor earning his numerals in both basketball this column. Several times, actual threats sports, Softball, golf, and tennis and the and baseball. In his sophomore year, he were made as to what would happen if activities concerned with the.interior of made the varsity baseball squad, and we dared to give out any personals, so the Memorial will be closed. - 17 XCC€P'N XDLINTEI^X WHAT ABOUT SPORTS? ri^CM TtiE PI2EJ# CCX BY BILL SCANLAN "Red" Lonergan

BENGAL TROPHIES WELL PLACED Japs or no, cinders will keep flpng as Trophies presented by Jack Elder, the Illinois Athletic commission's genial secre­ Southern California develops another tary, were well placed after officials watched the impressive group of battlers compete championship track team. Southern Cal's four nights The Huddle's Sportsmanship award could have gone to no more deserving battler than red-headed Tom Spencer of St. Ed's A. C There are some fame is as widespread as Hitler's prom­ ringside stalwarts who contend, however, that the St. Ed's A. C. pillow-brigade should ises only we would rather hear about have received the trophy for being merciful to the Dillon pillow-swingers, winners of Southern Cal. It's the life ambition of tlie highly-coveted St. Mary's College student directory Badin was away ahead any track coach to win at least one in entries in the 1942 competition, and grand-slammed into the title by placing four N.C. 4A. track meet or to coach one men in the finals, to capture the Eeco Company's Hall trophy, Oljnnpic star. However, Dean Cromwell IRISH RELAY TEAM KEEPS ON WINNING of Southern Cal has done a little better Members of that all-time Irish record-smashing mile relay team of Capt. Eay Eoy, than this. He has won merely nine of Gene Fehlig, Dick Tupta and George Schiewe will soon be the official time-keepers on these fine meets and has produced 12 the campus after winning so many medals and watches That quartet, aided when champs for the famous games. injuries hamper full capacity by Sophomore Austin Jones, have annexed the Butler and Chicago Eelays as well as the Central Collegiate Conference crowns already this He comes from Turner, Ore., where season Latest feat was snagging the Chicago Eelays title last Friday in 3:19.2, he was born some 63 years ago. He was bettering even the 3:20.9 established by Villanova's great Millrose and Penn A. C. in every track event in his high school. mile champions. Occidental Prep. He entered Occidental . College and must not have done himself VERSATILE BILL MAHONEY MAY LEAVE much good, scholastically speaking, for he was captain of every athletic team the Don't be surprised if William Patrick (T-Bone) Mahoney, the nation's youngest college had. He made Jack Armstrong track coach sensation, suddenly provides another campus surprise by joining the army look like a piker. or na%T---. Mahoney, the 25-year-old coaching phenomenon, had as his guest on the campus last Saturday, Greg Eice, who had won the Chicago Eelays tv/o-mile run the After he graduated, he did some barn­ night before Eice, by the way, sprinted the last quarter mile of that race in 63 storming in track biit he finally ended seconds A pair of common names, John Smith and John Murphy, may be the up at Southern Cal as dictator of foot­ future record-smashers for the Irish track forces... Smith finished second at the ball and track. He has been.there ever Chicago meet, competing unattached as a freshman, to Fred Wolcott, ex-Eice Institute since but after five years he dropped ace, who tied the world record at 60 yards in :07.2... Whitey Hlad, No. 1 Midwestern coaching football to spend all his time on hurdler, finished third.... In the 50-yard high hurdles, Wolcott also equalled the world track. Instead of attempting to train the mark at :6.1 with Hlad second and Smith a close third Murphy ran -third in the boys to run in some specific way he let 50-5'^ard dash. his pupils find their own styles. He believes, that there are as many, ways for SORIN MARBLE TEAM GETTING INTO SHAPE . a miler to run as there are milers. He Sorin hall, the tradition-showered hall next door to the Sacred Heart Church, observes the technique of each man and soon will hang out the challenge sign to all rival hall marble teams on the campus;.. r actually duplicates it himself so that he Chief. stalwarts of the Sormites are -John Gilbert, La^^^:enceburg, Ky.; John (Slip) may better understand the difficulties. Madigan, Susquehanna, Pa,; Ed Kirchman-, Bay City, Mich.'; and Norbert Moore, This takes a long time and takes-a lot Bohyar, N. Y.... All are engineers who.se chief problem is keeping Coach Gilbert frbin of work, but a study of Southern Cal's picking up his marbles and rushing into the sub whenever he loses Practice began records will show that it works. Usually last week. Southern Cal starts its season slowly but' at the end it finishes swiftly. GREG RICE EVALUATES OLLIE HUNTER It is our opinion that entirely too few Just about the top notch evaluation s\ning toward anxious OUie Hunter Howard track coaches recognize the value of let­ Hairs current whiz of the Irish track team at the Chicago Eelays last week when ting an athlete keep his o\m natural way Greg Eice, Notre Dame's unchallenged greatest trackman of all time, congratulated of doing a job and helping him by im­ OUie sajTng, "Hunter, you're much better as a junior than I was."... .What a glorious proving his style. Too many great ath- future looms ahead for Hunter if he improves according toschedule.... The Notre rletesjn every sport have been ruined by Dame junior lost to Joe McCluskey, one of the nation's top two-milers, by a foot at: the Chicago tournament, and finished fourth. ;: a'coachdemanding a complete change of style. It- takes a long time to bring about the change and then make the man BERTELLrKEY TO IRISH SUCCESS a steady winner. Such a change has Coacli Frank Leahy at the Bengal Boutschanipionships Saturday night re-affirmed often led to a loss of self-confidence and reports thatthe success of Notre Dame's shift to the T-Formation depends upon the in many cases caused athletes to lose skillM adaptation of Angelo Bertelli, the passing star, to the quarterback and ball- their skiil entirely. The "Maker of Cham­ handlmg post.... Bertelli, accordmg to Coachteahy, has the needed ability Thines we thought we^i never see: Sports Editor Jack Dinges promenading do^;n• Alumni- pions" claims that moderation in;train­ Dillon avenue arm-in-arm with two beauties, twns and models for a Chicago adver ing and slow development are invaluable temg agency .. There are rex^^rds even for :those who do take the count in Bengal in having athletes at their peak at the Bout competition. .: ,..::;. ., . n i»ciigdi • right times and keep them from burning: out:

•18 • • • - ''^ •":--• • /'•'''-•"--'••'-'" .' ' • '-'"'/. •" --'•• IRISH MILE-RELAV TEAM. FRESH FROM CHICAGO WIN, impressions of a Locker Roorh SET FOR NEW RECORD AT CLEVELAND K. C. TONIGHT The smell of a hardware store and hospital combined towels in a bulging^ FRANCIS CARVER pile at one end green lockers long rows of benches..... old newspapers AVith all the power and drive which Himter is the Drake Relays and re­ rustling under hurrying feet scales . has accounted for its seven major relay peating Central Collegiate two mile 3vith their open honesty staring.... . championships in less than two seasons, champ, and has placed second twice in bottles—big bottles One Gallon, Solu­ Notre Dame's great mile relay team last the National Collegiate Cross Country tion No. 54, Antiseptic, N. F.... Citrb- week reeled off the fastest time in the Meet, losing the first time to Gil Dodds, carbonate.... boxes having their entrails history of the Chicago relays," Avinning the boy who has been pressing Rice and pulled out Spalding, Size 12 half- permanent possession of the Frank Knox McMitchell all this year. clad figures stretched out full length oil trophy, a. sterling silver bowl awarded Completing the second indoor season . the benches handlers standing over any school winning the event twice in under Notre Dame's own Bill Mahohey, them wrapping layers of tape over their three years. Cheered on by 15,000, the one of the youngest college coaches in hands "Dick! Where are those keys?"' largest indoor track gathering of history, the business today, the thinlies of the "Who are the seconds. Scrap?"... "George the Irish were clocked in three minutes, fighting Irish have.vaulted to the recog­ you're getting to look more like- a Fili­ 19.2 seconds, which is also an all-time nition of being one of the best .squads pino everyday".... a robed figure lightly Notre Dame indoor record as well as the in the country. It is acclaimed by many boimcing on both feet occasionally flail­ fastest time turned in by any collegiate as the best track team ever to grind ing out at an imaginary foe. "All quartet this year. George Schiewe ran around the laps of the fieldhouse and right, come on, let's go."... "Who's first?" an anchor lap of 48.5 seconds. Cartier field. .... "Ready?" .... "0. K., let^s go" Notre Dame's great flying horsemen "Lots o' luck kid"..':: "Put that of track. Captain Eay Roy, Gene Fehlig, towel around his neck".... silencev Dick Tupta, and George Schiewe hold the one figure, stirs "Must be a big following championships: Drake Relays, crowd—^wonder who's winning?"... Soon Central Collegiate Conference indoor know. .". . one long roar like a roll on a (twice), Indiana State, and Butler Re­ kettle drum "Here they come"... "I lays. In the Central Collegiate and But­ lost" "Sorry kid".... "Boy he had ler Relays it was the mile relay, the last me going on that left hand"... "What event on the program, which won the size trunks, 32?".... "Come on—get into meets for the Irish. Tonight the Irish them" ; "I wasn't as good as last night are.gunning for the Cleveland Knights was I?" "Sure you were kid" "he of Columbus feature mile relay, with made me laiigh—^he had me going on that Austin Jones, flashy sophomore from left jab—I couldn't get off" "You Brooklyn, replacing Captain Ray Roy, were great you were forcing the fight quarter mile whirhvind, who is still on all the way" "Hope 'Obie' wins".,.. the ailing list from- an infected Avisdom Two at a time they skip out; two at a tooth. Jones, a very dependable perform­ time they slump in "Better take a er, won the quarter in the Marquette look at my brother's eye. Doc—^he's got a meet here at : 53.1 while the other quar­ cut" "About 20 minutes our fight will ter milers were dropping a close race be over".... "Yeh"... "It's only a mouse to Fordham in the Milrose games. Jumpin' Keith came through. —I just looked at it in the mirror" But it was not all the mile relay team "Glad ours is over" "Put your shoes at the Chicago, relays, because Oliver Mahoney's theme of training his men on and walk around a bit" "That's Hunter, also flying the colors of the matches that of Frank Leahy—^work and O.K." "No go ahead—you'll feel bet­ fighting Irish, pounded out the most plenty of it. "The more work you have ter". ... "'Boy, you stimned me once, brilliant performance of his career, fail­ under your belt, the better you can go Ames"... "You stunned me plenty^'.... ing by a stride to nose out the veteran out there and show the other fellow how "I lost a tooth out there somewhere"... ~ Joe McClusky of the New York A.C. Al­ it should be done." His boys like it and "How come no mouthpiece?" "Can't though he was nowhere near his illus­ .they bring results. Going into the Butler breathe with 'em" "How many to trious predecessor Greg Rice who won Relays Notre Dame _had never taken a go?". . . . "Fightin' the last one now"....•{ the event in 8:53, OUie was clocked in relay at the meet. But when this year's "Where's that tape?" "Let's start put­ 9:13, the fastest time made this year by meet was over, Notre Dame had taken ting some of this stuff" awa3r". — "Here a collegian. Running third most of the. the championship plus avenging the lone they come". . . . "Who won?". . . I way Hunter with a 6:51 mile and a half loss of the season to Michigan and trim-' "George".... "Feel all right, Mike?".... was only four seconds off the pace. After ming the best the Big Ten had to offer. "Sure, I'm O.K." "Lemme at those- the race Greg hailed Ollie as the greatest Jumpin' Keith O'Rourke came through showers".... "Nice fight Md." • . collegiate two miler in the country and in the high jump, with Jim Delaney an­ said that while he might not be able to other champion, flinging the 16 pound run that fast every week, he will at'least shot 50 feet 11^/4 inches and the mile 1942 Grid Schedules have the psychological advantage of relayers winning their event with 3:31.4. After considerable juggling to' suitf knowing that whenever he gets into a The last indoor test comes tonight in wartime, needs, revamped 1942 Notre race at that pace he can stand it. Going Cleveland; The mile relay team, Keith Dame football schedule was. announced into the race Ollie had two ambitions^ O'Rourke, the freshman hurdler Johnnie this week by Rev. John J. Cavanaugh,^ to beat Fred Wilt, his arch" rival from Smith who placed third behind Wolcott CS.C, chairman of the athletic board' Indiana, and keep from being lapped by and Hlad in the National A.A.U. meet, of control. Seven home games are how Rice or Gil Dodds—and he scored on both big Jim Delaney, and freshman sprinter on the card for the Irish. ; .. - . counts. . -. Murphy are entered for Notre Dame. (Continued on page 22) ; ;>.-';

-19; ATTENTION WEATHERMAN! NO MORE RAIN. PLEASE!; Diamond Candidates Prep NOTRE DAME'S FAVORITE GOLF COURSE IS OPEN For The Coming Season JOHN POWERS Three major problems—^two perennial headaches and one xmique one—continue '•For the rain it raineth every day." of the log chapel to signify the great to face Coach Jake Kline as he reviews his prospects each afternoon in the Gym. Thus sang the Chekhov players in Wash­ change which has taken place in 100 The two old problems which confront the ington Hall a few weeks ago to a chorus years. Irish baseball mentor are in the form of of "you can say that again" for each Although the course is opening today "the Hoosier dilemma" — the weather, and settling on the nine most promising and every student of Notre Dame was for general play, the University golf inclined to believe it. However, if you baseballers out of the crop now working squad mil be out there conditioning and out in the Fieldhouse. The new problem would listen to Father George Holderith, limbering up for the season which will has to do with arranging a suitable C.S.C., varsity golf coach, the rains are get underway when Purdue meets the schedule for the season. at an end for he announced this week Irish here April 18. The complete sched­ This latter dilemma, which mainly that the William J. Burke University ule is unavailable at present since it has ' consists of working out a schedule for the summer semester, has arisen to ser­ illllilllllilillliliiiiill«iiillllill»illliiiiillliiiiilliiii"»«illiiill«iii<<

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( • ...... i..i..i...... iii..n..iiiMi.l. ii.i. i»i I .•••iii.i ...•..••.....••...••.•••••il with Campagna gone, will probably be handled by one of two up-and-coming . sophomores—Carlin, or Grant or Kralo- golf course Avould officially open today, yet to be approved by the Board in Con­ vec, a junior. At short field, Fred Gore March 27, weather permitting. trol of Athletics. Five of last year's let- seems to have the inside track, with termen are back: Captain BiUy Wilson; sophs Downey and Vignola close behind. Yank that golf bag out of the corner, John Conroy, university champion; Bill Jack Tallett, who hit one of the longest shake the dust from it, wipe the rust Fisher, Gene Fehlig, and John Harring­ balls ever hit in an exhibition game at from your niblicks and mashies, peel the ton. Other members of the team are Tom the Indiana state prison last year, must extra chips from your golf balls, and Nash, Bill Moorhead, a southpaw; Jack be conceded a slight edge at first, but make a bee line for that golf shop to get Hedges, Paul Malloy, and Mel Wilke. sophomores Hickey and Moore cannot be your ticket. Father Holderith requests Students who are planning to swelter counted out. that you brush up on your golf etiquette: under the Indiana sun during the sum­ "Please observe the rules on the back of The battery, with Captain Bernie mer semester will be repaid in no small the score card. Above all, when you lose Crimmins receiving, appears fairly well way when they see the cream of the a ball don't back up the rest of the play­ set. Behind Bernie will be Kelly, Bowers, nation's collegiate golfers in action dur­ ers while you hunt for that two-bit ball." McNamara and Hiller for relief. The ing the week of June 22-27, when the He added with a sing-song voice: "Don't mainstay of the hurling staff will prob­ National Intercollegiate Golf tournament forget to replace your divots." ably be Bob Metzger, followed by Fischer begins at the South Bend Country Club. and Dudley, all of whom performed bril­ Kev. George Holderith, C.S.C. is chair­ Greens and fairways are in good con­ liantly on occasion last season. Sopho­ man of the N.C.A.A. tournament com­ dition and have been nursed carefully mores Smullen and Trimborn will also mittee, representing Notre Dame, the throughout the winter. Even the frontis­ be given the test this season. piece of the scorecard has undergone a host college. Early in January he met change. It .presents a recent panoramic with Chick Evans, chairman of the golf The Irish outfield will also hold its view of the campus taken from the golf committee, and together they smoothed own this season if material means any­ course by Harry Elmo, with an inset out the details of the meet. thing. Andy Chlebek, Bill Stewart, Frank 20 Sanfilippo, John Milliman, Bob Madden, Omer Sturm and Bob Casey provide ma­ terial for a potentially powerful outer garden. Daily practice, until such a time when the weatherman (don't tell the Japs) gives the Klinemen the break they are Avaiting for, consists mostly of defensive drills. Batting practice cannot be in­ itiated mitil outdoor drills begin. Coach Kline has been assured of able assistance with his freshmen nine this season, with the announcement that Mike (when I was a small boy) Hines has been secured to handle the yearling nine. Hines, who is well kno%vn in campus circles for his football and hunting abil­ ity, has participated on the diamond since early days in high school, and should prove a valuable aid to the Irish coaching staff.

K. C. Bowlers Place 10th At Cleveland; Plan Tour The K. of C. bowling team went into tenth place in the team standings with a score of 2786 at Cleveland last Satur­ day. Led by Cy Tlusty with 637 the team put together games of 957, 878, and 951 for their 2786 actual total. Bud Gans had 565, followed by Tom Fourmy 556, Cap­ tain Jim Fayette 544, and Tom Halligan 28 N. D. Marines for MacArthur form a "V" around Lt. J. W. Gain. with 486. With but two more weeks of the tournament left, the "Casey" boys The team will bowl two exhibition During Easter vacation the team will stand a good chance of remaining among matches this Sunday at the Bowl-Mor travel through Michigan, bowling against the leaders. The K. of C. National tour­ against two outstanding teams from Michigan State, Michigan, Central State nament drew 485 teams this year for a- South Bend. The first match against Teachers, and the University of Detroit. new record. Kamm's will be at 2:30, while the second Anyone desiring matches with this team against Hackett's All-Stars will be at is to contact Edward P. Eeidy, manager, Toppling the maples for games of 177, 7:.30. Alunmi Hall. 210, and 219 Tom Halligan went into sixth place in the singles event. Cy Tlus­ ty led the tournament in the high singles game actual Avith 263. As the K. of C. toui-nament is not conducted on a handi­ Shirts, Sporf-coafs, Topcoats ... '^(Ut*^**^ cap basis, all of the above scores are actual pin fall. —tweeds, Shetlands, flannels, and homespuns. Your choice of these fine cloths ready-made or tailored, priced $35 to in a match last Friday evening at $60. Harris tweed coats, hand loomed, only $37.50. ""-•^OBC^ Lorain, Ohio, before an audience of sev­ eral hundred, the K. of C. team was de­ feated in a close match by the Lorain The three-button, single-breasted Brooks coat is still in high favor with col­ All-Stars- 2774 to 2740. The AU-Star lege men. We have it in any cloth you select; also slacks to match or contrast. team was comprised of Hank Andoraka, ranked as 11th best bowler in the coun­ NEWS ITEM: The closing restrictions prescribed by new regulations for try, who had a high actual series of 618; ready-made clothing go into effect April I, but do not affect tailor-made Alex Black, ranking 32nd in the TJ. S. or made-to-measure clothing until June 1. with a 607 series; and three other star ' bowlers from Lorain. Cy Tlusty and Bud Gans led the Irish with series of 594 and 566 respectively. Friday afternoon in Cleveland the team bowled the Champions from West­ PARKER-WINTERROWD ern Reserve University. Because of ad­ WSVz- WlVz North Main Street (Upstairs) verse alley conditions that led to poor scores, the "Caseys" defeated W. E. U. Visit our upstairs shop or see our campus representatives: 2476 to 2289. Bud Gans and Tom Halli­ CAPTAIN PAUL ULUS LARRY KELLEY NfXL J. MCCARTHY gan led the attack with series of 553 and 321 Alumni Hall 334 Alomni Hall lis Sorin Ball 524 respectively.

21 .(Continued .from page 19) However, here's the schedule as of this week:., . =.

JOHNT. KELLEY Changes were made in the card to provide games with the Great Lakes It's-not every day the "Scholastic" gets a letter like, the one from ". . . not an team and the Iowa Naval Cadets, the English major seeking publicity, either." Heavens to Betsy, we editorially gasp. This, latter to be coached by the great Bernie Bierman. The Wisc;onsin opener has been man is fundamental. There is no hedging here. Apparently his girl (no shrinking violet, advanced a week ahead of the previous we:venture) was-not among the chosen ten and things have come to a head. There's date, arid the Trojan game has been a sound thrashing in store for someone and before things get out of hand I (uneditori- shifted from the air-raid conscious west ally] just want to make it clear that I'm a new man on the staff. (20/100 Snellen) . coast to Notre Dame. The Clevelaj?d Chamber of Commerce has sought to I say this in all seriousness. "Not Sean O'Sylviaii" is upon us. Just you wait. One have the Yellow jacket-Irish game, moved to Cleveland's municipal stadium and by one the members of the "Scholastic" will drop out of sight only to come to the. the exact, setting for the Great Lakes surface of Badin Bog a few days later with a note pinned to their chest reading , tilt is still uncertain.. "Beauty Contest eh?" or perhaps "Junior Prom! Zounds." Sept. 26—^AVisconsin. there Oct. 3—Georgia Tech, here What's to be done? Abdication? And be hounded for the rest of our days with Oct. 10—Stanford, here the thought that any moment a man,with a false beard may sneak-up.,.and drop for­ maldehyde in our Postum? Even now I hear footfalls on the roof. Hisssssst. . . .! . first Class Off, ambiguous cloakl Put up thy sword, wraith-like avenger! A clever ruse, con­ Shoe Repairing cealing your identity. But we are aware. We recognize the fidgety script; the dangling James McAllister participles. The game is up! We give you the lie! It is you. . . . YOU. . . . ALBERT ABRAHAM PLOTKIN. / / - Watch Repairing Jim Warner All work done promptly Three or four nights ago a student entered the library in search of a certain issue and at reasonable prices. of the "Constantinople Blade," or some equally obscure publication. Next to the HUDDLE "Am I wasting my time?" he asked the boy in charge of the periodical room.. .

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BENGAL FINALS (Continued from page 15) The third round opened with a fast exchange, Waters landed lefts and rights and both swung a lot and missed many times. Waters landed a beautiful right on Ames' head who slipped in the corner The boys traded hard rights to the face and Ames brought up a neat upper cut but his mouth bled as he took a hard blow in the face, and as the round ended 's^.ielv a speck of blood ilicked on the writer's notes. Waters tried to pick up his mouth Your coffor neecf nof 6e a ^^^ piece from the canvas with boxing gloves on, gave up, and Referee Georgie Nate, picked up a tooth that left Ames' PAIN IN THE NECK ^^ mouth a moment before. Waters won the decision. OH, THAT SHIRT COLLAR! With most men, Kelly Beats Hines that's the most sensitive point. You won't know Jiow well a collar can look on you until Varsity tackle Jim Brutz and 1941 you've worn a Manhattan shirt. Because Bengal 155 lb. champ in big Mike Bines'^ Manhattan makes a collar that looks best on corner weren't -quite enough to abet Mike's efforts to win the heavyweight you. We have six different Manhattan collar crown. The victory went, instead, to styles, specially designed for special tj-^pes. George Kelly, a Chicago freshman. The They'll fit and stay fit because Manhattan first round was pretty much Kelly^s shirts are Size-Fixt^ and every collar is mea­ but Mike came back in the second and sured by hand. Tlie collar is the most con­ showed great aggressiveness although Kelly's straight left to the face kept the spicuous part of your shirt—make it the "Kewanna Killer" at a pretty safe dis­ smartest by wearing a Manhattan. tance. Li the final frame Mike was showing well, counting in the clinches, protecting his face and landing a fine uppercut and hitting Kelly's face. The round ended with Mike landing straight lefts and a right to Kelljr's chin but the decision went to Kelly. WITH COLLARS STYLED FOR A MAN LIKE YOU LOST—^Reward for return of a brown * Average fabric shrinkage 1% or lest Pai-ker fountain pen. My name, Vin­ cent Daigler, is inscribed upon it. 25 (Continued from page 11) Mauhews. John Beyerle, James Byrne. Vince Hcsjan. Decorations—Robert Raaf, chairman; Warren Leary, John Bermingham, Vincent Oppenheim. Patrons—John Fogarty. chairman ; Donald Con­ M'X ADM nors, •\\l!Iiam Hormberg. Robert Connelly. Ben 'ON THE CORNER' Michigan at Washington Mammina. Programs—Donald Heltzel. chairman : Robert Kehoe. John Greene. Pat McDermott. John Walsh. Guests—Milt Piepul. chairman; Stephen Gra- If's Adier's for Arrows! liker. John Welch. William Regan, William Sy. ring. Reservations—Robert Lonergan. chairman ; Rob­ You'll find a huge selection of au­ ert Baker. William Waldron. Arthur McGrath. Thomas Halligan. thentically styled, lo'ng-wearing Ar­ Tickets—James Danaher and Ed Hickey. co- rows at Arrow Headquarters. The chairmen : Paul Rooney. Bill Waldron, George Schwartz, George Jones. snappy patterns for spring are here. See them tomorrow. Sports Quiz 1. What is the highest rate ever paid for fistic labor? 2. What noted politician has had ring affiliations for a long time? 3. From what countries did Primo Car- nera and Godby come? 4. Where did ice skating originate? •5. When did women swimmers first enter the Olympics? 6. Approximately when was wrestling a perfected sport?

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26 324th field artillery in the first World was a Big Ten football official for 20 ECHOING FAME War. After the armistice, he returned years. In 1940, he was elected president to his home in Columbus and took up the of the Alumni Association- He has'five insurance business. Today he heads a children, two of whom have attended large insurance company in Columbus Don Murphy Notre Dame. ^ and is a very prominent figure there. He H. Clay Johnson, '32, distinguished While all good Notre Dame fans and alumni, real or synthetic, can ramp and rage for hours about the brilliant ath­ letic careers of the Rocknes, Gipps, Pil- neys, and other famous athletes of past and present, few know what these ni'en Ju...4MwMlv^ are doing now. Ray Eichenlaub, '15, has been reputed to be the greatest fullback ever to don SPRING a Notre Dame helmet. He won letters in VACATION TRIPS

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It was just last month that Johnson was called back to Wasliington to be­ come assistant general counsel for the Rubber Reserve Co. for the duration. He has a leave of absence from the New York Stock exchange.

Johnson's atliletic exploits of the pres­ ent are restricted to handball and tennis matches with Steve Miller, star fullback of '35, who is assistant district attorney in Washington.

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Sports Quiz Answers 1. Jack Dempsey received $20,000 per minute for the four minutes in w^hich he made Firpo wish he was somewhere else. We're backing them up 2. James Farley (Big Jim) was head of the New York Boxing • Commission Marching right along with the armed for a' time. forces of this country are thousands of 3. Italy and Chile, respectively. telephone workers. 4. Ice skating started in Holland. They work side hy side with the Army 5. Women swimmers were in the 1920 Olympics. , - and Navy. Wherever the need is commu­ 6. Wrestling was a perfected sport nications, you are likely to find telephone about 3000 B.C., if the Egyptian tombs men and their trucks and materials. aren't kidding us. Day and night the order is for speed and more speed. GLASSES CORREaiy FIHED They wear no uniforms, these telephone workers, but men in uniform know how EsL 1900 much they are putting into the Nation's biggest job. They see it first-hand and they J. BURKE know it is first-rate. W. G. BOGARDUS E. C. BEERY Optometrists and Mfg. Opticians 228 South Michigan Street

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29 Biology Students Visit that saw the Indians get four men in exchange for him after the season had South Bend Medical Lab. elapsed. He was traded to the* Browns where he stayed for two years before Bill Clarke going to Detroit in a trade for George Coffman. And now after Sullivan tried Last Friday afternoon, March 20, a to hold out at the beginning of the pres­ >»>»> «<«« group of biology students visited the ent semester Del Baker cracked his whip South Bend Medical Laboratory on and sent him to the National League North Main Street, for their first trip champs, the Dodgers, to have and try of the year. A group of approximately to hold. 75 men made the journey under the lead­ ership of Professors J. D. Mizelle and In the course of his many journeys T. K. Just of the department of biology. Sullivan has played first and third bases The students were guests of Dr. Gior­ and also caught. Leo Durocher hopes to dano of the Medical Laboratory. have him as a strong support for his The group met at the laboratory at mediocre catching corps. Best of luck 4:30 in the afternoon and left at 5:30. to you William Sullivan, the wandering While there, they were showai specimens Gael. of various organs in diseased conditions and a film showing the effects of differ­ ent diseases on the human blood. Since most of the biology students have hopes THE of someday becoming doctors, the exper­ ience proved very interesting and en­ lightening. # Sullivan Now With Dodgers HUDDL^ Billy Sullivan, only Notre Dame stock in the majors, is beginning to get the reputation of a true "rambler." After A Variety of Pipes — ten years of service in the big time Bill has seen action with five combines and A Variety of Prices— will open with a sixth club when he dons Brooklyn Dodger garb next month. Comiskey Park in 1931 was the first Atten 'shun major-league home-lot of the son of the great major league backstop, William feet! Sullivan, Sr. After three terms with Chicago Billy Here's another swell reason was shipped to Milwaukee wheji he TAKE YOUR CHOICE whj' Battalion Browns are clouted a mere .192 for the White Sox the season's most wanted in '33. Charley Dressen was in dire need Dr. Grabow '. : $1.50 show st\-le. This one's Brae- of a competent infielder and sent for the Yello-Bole Resular 1.00 hum, a bold and gallant Irishman to play with the Cincinnati Yello-Bole Imperial 1.50 Kaywoodie Drinkless 3.50 wing tip in bootmaker finish; Reds. A year's stop was all for Sullivan on the Ehineland so he packed and took Kaywoodic Carburetor 4.00 the bus to Cleveland. He left the infield Kaywoodie Super-Gran 5.00 $9.50 and attempted to follow his illustrious Hollycourt ...... 3.50 father behind the plate. Although he Comoy 6.00 Walk-Fitted Bostonians rapped the ball for his best percentage, Corncobs... lOc and 25c .351, he was involved in a shrewd deal Other Makes, $5.95 to $7.95 '• pfirzaiMeDKO

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30 VILLAGER'S EASTER DANCE Lay Faculty Club Elects The Villagers annual Easter The annual election of officers featured Dance will be held in the Indiana Specializing in the ex­ the Lay Faculty Smoker held in St. amination of the eyes. Club, Monday, April 6, from 9 to Joseph's Parish hall last Thursday eve­ 12. Larry Kent's band will be on ning. Herbert J. Bott, head of the de­ hand. General chairman of the partment of Foreign Commerce is the dance is Nick Pappas. Other com­ newly elected president of the Club. Dr. E. J. Cain mitteemen are Don Hoover, tickets; James A. McCarthy, dean of the College OPTOMETRIST John Schindler, music; and Eobert of Commerce, is vice president; and Don Uhl, publicity. Students who stay J. Plunkett, associate professor of bi­ on campus during Easter are in-' ology, succeeds his brother, Devere Plun­ vited to attend. kett, as secretary-treasurer. The annual Spring party of the Lay Faculty Club Prompt Lens or Frame repair was planned for April 8, at the Univer­ service in our own laboratory. sity.

PRIMARY ELEaiONS 212 S. Michigan St. (Continued from page 7) Phone 4-8251 O'Melia, Murray, Warner, and Tiemey, who compiled 516 votes. Close on their heels were Jack Finnegan's gang with 469 favorable counters. The current Dillon-St. Ed's feiid came no closer to DR. ROBERT F. LUCAS settlement by virtue of a five man repre­ GENERAL. DENTISTRY DISEASES AND SURGERY OF MOUTH AND JAWS sentation from Dillon while St. Ed's X-RAYS AND CONSULTATION placed two candidates in the final race. Howard hall also'placed a man in the 702 J.M.S. BLDG. SOUTH BEND. INDIANA. April 15 finals. The closeness of these primaries has led election officials to forecast a record DRS. PROBST AND SINGLER turnout to decide the final winners of DENTISTS the four offices next month. 503 SHERLAND BUILDING

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