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On the campus — Notre Dame February 7, 1958 m The Notre Dame with QaCan^Qs AfoMnan Scholastic (JBT/ the Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!" and "Barefoot Boy with Cheek") Vol. 99 February 7, 1958 No. 12 Disce Quasi Semper Victuius A SCHOOL AWAY FROM SCHOOL Vive Quasi Cras Moritunis Students majoring in science, like all "This is an enlightened corpora­ Founded 1867 other Ameiican students, have a %\ild tion," said Mr. Femur, yodelling •^aciousty. "First j^ou must get 3'^our Entered as second class matter at Notre Dame, yearning for culture, but, alas, when Indiana. Accepted for mailing at special late of a student is after a degree in engi­ cultural base broadened." postage. Section 1101, October 3, 1917. Authorized neering or math or hke that, he simply Mr. Femur took Lambswool to the June 23, 1918. does not have time to take all the training campus, which looked Uke liberal arts courses his heart pines for. anj'^ other campus. It had i\^^-co vered JIM STEINTRAGER And Avhat is being done about this buildings, dormitories, fraternity and Editor unhappy situation? I'll tell you what: sororitj'^ houses, a stadium, a deer Enlightened corporations everj^vhere park, and a moat. Lambswool was DAVID L. KUBAL ' ai-e setting up on-the-job liberal arts given a roommate, a beanie, and Associate Editor programs for the newly emploj'^ed copies of the company hjonn and science graduate—courses designed to rouser, and the enlightened corpora­ JOHN GLAVIN broaden his cultural base—for the en­ tion proceeded to fill the gap in his Associate Editor lightened corporation realizes that the culture. trulj"^ cultured emploj'^ee is the truly First he was taught to read, then GEORGE CLEMENTS News Editor valuable emploj^ee. to print capital letters, then capital HARRY McKEE ... Copy Editor ' Take, for example, LambsAvool and small letters. Then there Avas an BOB EARLY ;. Features Editor Sigafoos. attempt to teach him script, but it MIKE FITZPATRICK Sports Editor was ultimately abandoned. BOB WILLIAMS Photography A week after his graduation, Lambs- LORAN SHEFFER Business Manager wool reported to Mr. Femur, the per­ From these fundamentals, Lambs­ MIKE KURAS Assistant Business sonnel director of an enlightened wool progressed slowly but steadily JOE DEZELAN Circulation Manager corporation engaged in the manufac- through the more complex disciplines. WALT RUDGE Assistant News facture of cotter pins and wang nuts. He was diligent, and the corporation RON BLUBAUGH Assistant Copy ' "How do you do?" said Lambswobl. was patient, and in the end they were BILL CONWAY Assistant Copy "I'm Lambswool Sigafoos and I've rewarded, for when Lambswool fin- TOM EDWARDS Assistant Features come to work." TOM LAMONT Assistant Features "Sit do%ra," said Mr. —'—'— BOB SEDLACK Assistant Features ED ROHRBACH Assistant Sports Femur, chuckling kindly. TED THOMPSON ... Assistant Sports "Have a Marlboro." "Thank you," said News Staff: Ken Baumgartner, Alan Bosch, Art Dechene, Luino Dellosso, Bob Maniyama, Gil Pap- LambsAvool. "I like rocki, Lyn Relnh, Charles Rieck, Roy Rubeli, Tom , IMarlboros. I like their Romans, Milt Streifel, Tom Swanstrom, Dick Zang. filter and their flavor." "Me too," said Mr. Sports Staff: Bob Briggs. Jim Brogan. Dave Cole, Jack Dolan, John Koch, Bob Miller. Mike Murphy, Femur, blinking humane­ Tim O'Reilly, Bob Schacfer. ly. "And I like their flip- top box. When my flip-top & fi^M{i^(iitt/^/^^B0ar^ Sports Features: Joe Bride, John McMahon, Greg box of Marlboros is emptj^, Rogers. I use it to keep fish hooks Business Staff: Bernie Dobranski, Pete Hasbrook, in." Bob Horn, Conrad Suski. "Know what I do when my flip-top ished, he could play a clavier, compose box of Marlboros is emptj'^?" asked a triolet, parse a sentence, and identify Member of Catholic School Press Association uul Lambswool. the birthstone for every month of the Associated Collegiate Press.. Represented for iw tional advertising by National Advertising Service, "What?" said Mr. Femur, snigger­ year. Inc., 420 Madison Avenue, New York City. ing graciously. His lengthy schooling finally over, Lambswool was assigned to an impor­ THE SCHOLASTIC is published weekly during the "I buy some more Marlboros," said tant executive position where he school year, except during vacation and examina­ Lambswool. served A\dth immense distinction ... tion periods, at the University of Notre Dame. Subscription rate, $4.00 a year. Address all manu­ "A sound idea," said Mr. Femur, Not, however, for long, because one scripts to the Editor, Box 185, Notre Dame, Indiana. %dbrating fetchinglJ^ "But enough week later he reached retirement age. chit-chat. Come along to the campus." Today, still spiy, he lives in St. Publication Schedule for the 1957-38 school year. "Campus?" said Lambswool, puz­ Petei'sburg, Florida, where he sup­ Volume 99: No. 1, Sept. 27; No. 2, Oct. 4; No. S. Oct. 11; No. 4, Oct. 18; No. 5, Oct. 25; No. 6, zled. "But I've come to work. Take plements his pension by parsing sen­ Nov. 8; No. 7, Nov. 15; No. 8, Nov. 22; No. 9, me to my drawing board." tences for tourists. Dec. 6; No. 10, Dec. 13 (Football Review); No. 11, © 1958, Max Shulnutn Jan.