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What are the long-term effects of heartburn medicines?

Dear Dr. Donohue: Will esophagus and medicines called ever, heartburn is a chronic ing. The Food and Drug Ad- chocolate, peppermint, spicy you please comment on the stomach. proton pump in- condition, and chronic ad- ministration has not re- food, citrus fruit, tomatoes, effects of long-term Pre- I have never seen hibitors. It effec- ministration of drugs is es- quired any warning about alcohol and caffeine. Elevat- vacid for GERD? A friend mention of this in tively stops the sential for containing it. bone breaks be issued. ing the head of the bed with has had this for 10 years your column. — production of Doctors, therefore, have lat- The threat of cancers of 6-inch blocks under the bed- and has taken Prevacid for Anonymous stomach acid, itude in the length of treat- the digestive tract was once posts is helpful. many years. I went on the Dear Anony- and for most it ment. believed to be possible. Fur- The booklet on heart- Internet and found this mous: GERD — quickly relieves Prolonged used of PPIs ther research has not sub- burn explains this common statement about Prevacid: gastroesophageal PAUL the pain of encourage the growth of a stantiated this threat. disorder. Readers can ob- “This product should never reflux disease, DONOHUE heartburn. The digestive tract bacterium People ought to get off tain a copy by writing: Dr. be taken for more than 14 heartburn — is one other PPI drugs called C. difficile. It can give PPIs from time to time to Donohue, No. 501, Box days and not longer than of humankind’s Syndicated are Dexilant, rise to diarrhea and is some- see if they truly need long- 536475, Orlando, FL 32853- four months. Long-term most common dis- columnist Nexium, times difficult to uproot. term treatment. They can 6475. Enclose a check or use could result in precan- orders. It’s the Prilosec, Pro- Prolonged use has been use other medicines, like money order (no cash) for cerous nodules in the spurting upward of tonix and Aci- associated with an in- Maalox, Tums or Rolaids. $4.75 with the recipient’s esophagus, stomach and stomach acid and digestive phex. creased risk for breaking Avoiding foods that stimu- printed name and address. colon.” My friend is now re- juices into the esophagus, If it’s possible, limiting bones, especially the hip late acid production is an- DR. PAUL DONOHUE can be ceiving chemotherapy and the swallowing tube. Pre- the time during which PPIs bone. However, reliable da- other worthwhile treat- vacid belongs to a class of are used is desirable. How- reached at P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, radiation for cancer of the ta on this issue are conflict- ment. Those foods include FL 32853-6475 or rbmamall.com.