Candidates swap views during twin debates

In two debates held this week, the three candidates for president of the Student Association went to lengths to criticize the inefficiency of the student government at Independent UWM. The three tickets for executive withdraws positions are the Alternative Party, represented by James Logan and Scott Thomas; New from election Directions, with Nick Alioto and Eugene Rosenberg; and the Citing personal reasons for his Slumber Party slate of Tim Rock decision, Independent candidate and Mark Seghers. Henry Byas withdrew from the Tuesday's debate, sponsored Student Association executive by the UWM Post, took place at election Wednesday. the Union Fireside Lounge. Wed­ Byas was seeking the SA presi­ nesday's debate was held in the dential position. Yolanda Her­ Union Concourse and was spon­ nandez, the Independent vice sored by the SA election com­ presidential candidate, has also mission. withdrawn from the race. Byas During the debate on ineffi­ announced his decision to with­ ciency of the present student draw prior to the candidate de­ government, Alioto pointed out bate held Wednesday in the Union that many of the Alternative Party Concourse. candidates have served as SA Byas said a situation related to senators. his status as a student had come "Who are you trying to kid," he up at this time and that it would asked, "you (the Alternative not be fair to the other candidates candidates) haven't done a thing." in the race for him to continue. Byas said he had made his Budget analysis decison to withdraw after a long Logan suggested using more discussion of the matter with volunteers and work-study money Hernandez. Byas said he knew of to increase efficiency. He also said the situation before he had the procedure for better use of entered the SA election race. personnel has to be changed. Until withdrawing from the Alioto said, "You've got to take race, Byas said he had cam­ a look at these services and get paigned in anticipation of winning the most output of what you put the election. in." Commenting on the other cand- Rock said in Tuesday's debate, dates in the race, Byas said he "Each member is a member could not endorse any of the other of...the student government. candidates. Each has decried the inefficiency "Neither of the two (New of student government.'' Directions or Alternative candi­ Logan, 33, is budget director of dates) are going to serve the best the Union Policy Board and interests of students," Byas said, Alioto, 19, is an SA senator. Rock, making a similar comment about 28, served as secretary of the the Slumber Party candidate. student government at the UW "The idea is to find the person Center—Appleton. who could best serve the stu­ Commenting on his opponents dents," he added. Rock said, "My opponents have and a more liberal alcohol policy Logan said, "Our platform is most output of what you put in." Byas said he wasn't planning on been talking in circles." He labeled in the Sandburg Dorms. simple." He also said, "All the He said SA has earned $8 from the voting and conceded that not them the 'Alternative Direc­ In his opening remarks Wednes­ issues are what students told us." SA coin-operated copying ma­ voting reflected the same apathy tions" party. day, Eugene Rosenberg, the New Some of the issues the Alterna­ chine, while spending $800 for it. which he abhors on this campus. In addressing his party's plat­ Directions vice presidential can­ tive Party addresses in its plat­ In his platform, Alioto supports form, Alioto said "It's time to turn didate, said, "Right now the form include proficiency tests, adding new SA services. He student government around." He student government isn't going testing of teaching assistants, and favors creating a job placement Logan said he'll implement the listed some of the programs he is out and finding out what the attempts to deal with the parking service and an "adopt-a-student" check-off system by spring, while proposing, including teacher students want." problems on campus. program in which businesses hire Alioto said he would do it im­ evaluations, a job search program Discussing his party's platform, UWM students. He also wants to mediately. Casual attitude establish a discount card for Alioto said the Student Associa­ Decked out in his customary UWM students useable at area tion has to limit what it does. We yellow jacket and mushroom hat, businesses. have to help students while Rock said of the Slumber Party, they're on campus...If that means What's at stake? "We're nice people. Talk with us. Logan said Tuesday, he would lobbying, that's what it means. We'd be happy to talk with you. consider combining similar stu­ Logan said "One of the things Stop by and have a beer.'' dent service groups. Regarding we have to look at is what services we have and what we get in What's the payoff for the winner of the Student Association In summing up his party's the nearly $4 million SA segre­ return. presidential elections April 2 and 3? stances, Rock said, "The Slumber gated fee surplus, he said it is an Party does not pretend to know The SA president is considered by many to be the voice of UWM auxiliary fund. Logan said it was important for the answers.'' He also said people students in University policy-making committees and places like the "We're not in favor of doing the student government to cut are more important than "poli­ State Legislature. The president and vice president also receive anything different with the mon­ costs at home before addressing tics." annual salaries of $4,700. ey," Logan said. statewide problems such as those Rock said he and Seghers would The president's most important functions concerning the Senate Rock said he would ask students that concern United Council, the provide an enlightened and hu­ include appointing committee chairs and office personnel. Salaries how they want their segregated statewide student lobby organ­ morous administration that will for these positions may range from $500 to $4,200 for the SA fees and the surplus spent. ization. avoid the ever present bickering, treasurer. "UWM is where the cuts have as he said was displayed by the The SA vice president acts as chair of the SA Senate and an Checkoff to start," he said. other candidates throughout the ex-officio member of all SA committees. An ex-officio member may Rock asked what the check-off On the lobby role Slumber Party debates. be counted for quorum and may vote on motions made in committee. system is and then said it sounds may have with state legislators on Outgoing SA President Larry Pritchett said the most important "We won't bicker," he said, like a good idea. keeping tuition steady and raising aspect of the presidency is setting goals and instructing the staff on and added that the Slumber Party The check-off system would faculty pay, Rock said, "We will implementing those goals. would make simple responses to allocate money to student organ­ stay there (legislators' offices) simple problems. "The things you say at campaign time are different than what you izations based on a student vote. [Turn to p.2] experience in the office," he said. "The signs of problems developed "Our platform is that we prom­ last year when the petty bickering went on. ise nothing," Rock said, "and we "Since the majority of senators concentrated on that, we couldn't deliver." get much done." In this election, Pritchett said there is a difference between the On Tuesday, Alioto said of SA parties but "one is not clearly better than the other." services, "You've got to take a look at these services and get the THE U W M P O MAR. 2 8, 19 8 5 Debates KENWOod IN [from page one] until something is said and CHE H!L done." NEW ROCK Rock said, "What we see on campus is apathy. Conservatism march 28 is president of the world. Apathy 8:30pm-12am and conservatism go hand-in- $2 w/uwm student hand." $3 general public Logan said he is a fiscal conservative and "definitely not a get a Free Soda with the 1/3 pound, liberal on social issues." Alioto has said he is a Republican. Rock choice sirloin burger with coleslaw, said, "I dort't have a particular chips, dill spear and garnishes. ideology." FUNK THAT WILL SEND . A complete meal for only $2.25! Informed students YOU INTO A DANCING PASSION Alioto said, "It's not their (student's) responsibility to find m a r c h 2 9 out what's happening. It's our 12:15pm-1:15p IT!, union concourse March 25-28 responsibility to go to them." He 9 ! 30 P m • 1 Q IT) , kenwood inn added that the school needs a $2 w/uwm student id football team to boost school $3 general public In the Kenwood Inn, spirit. On apathy Logan said, "No Union 3rd Floor. Served 5-8p.m. matter how bad it gets, I think you should vote." Scott Thomas, the Alternative SSSS vice presidential candidate, called Kaczmarek/Grassel UWM student apathy and low KmE^CSHO^ turnout in past SA elections "ludicrous." JAZZ Alioto said, "We're not aiming specifically to help minority stu­ march 30 dents... We're here to help all 9:30pm-1am students." ENwood INN $2 w/uwm student id Logan Tuesday said, "I think $3 general public we're overplaying this issue of minority concerns. They need to participate in committees. Similarly, Rock added, "I agree with the two of them. Everybody "1 has problems...Money problems. I came from Appleton. That's a big M0T>0V€K problem." Logan closed Tuesday's debate $1.00 QTV by saying, "I think I got caught T0TM6 off-guard on a whole lot of issues." Wednesday Logan said he would work through the Mi­ Children* book nority Action Council for minority RETAIL VALUE $2.50 Of* MORE BOOKSTOKfi concerns. In his opening remarks Wednes­ FOR OUR day, Mark Seghers, the Slumber Party's vice presidential candi­ ONE COUPON PER ITEM APRIL1-6.1985 date said, "I don't really like WHILE SUPPLIES LAST UWM BOOKSTORE politics that much.'' 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He stressed Phil Delta and What started out as a "lark" is running as a write-in candidate. that "we're not playing the game > 4 the River Delta Band "We're kind of tired people are like it's been done in the past.'' (Country Rock) has turned into a serious cam­ Sat. March 30 paign for Tim Rock and Mark^ bickering...how can it be much f Bon Ton Society Seghers, the executive candidates worse than what goes on now? No platform y (Rock) for next week's Student Associa­ We're sort of concerned citizens Rock said if elected his adminis­ / Sun. March 31 tion election under the Slumber who are interested in govern­ tration would be directed by what '/ Paul Cebar and Party ticket. ment." the students want them to do. f the Milwaukeeans Rock said their motivation for "What is a prerequisite for the "Talk to us; we'll listen," he (Contemporary Big Band) running came last semester when job experience in SA?" Rock said. cover $2.00 they weren't serious about run­ asked. "Nothing says that you Rock added that they have no Mon April 1 ning, but were concerned about have to be part of the senate to platform because they want stu­ Figgy Figgy (Lawrence Welk Fusion) what was going on with the dents to decide the course of Tue April 2 student government. Rock said action for their administration. Boy Dirt Car they decided to run at the last Slumber Party candidates were They feel SA would be more Wed April 3 minute, but their support has unavailable for comment in time service-oriented under them. A \v J) SigySnopSigy Snopee k been building lately. to be printed in Tuesday's UWM "We need a little more life on ' \ . \ syr Thur ApriAprill 4 "It's in the three digit figure," Post. Extensive interviews with this campus," Annen said. "We \ V // The SneaSneakk s he said. all the other parties' candidates can afford a little more pleasure— Rock and Segher have taken the are featured on page one of Tues­ especially with almost $500,000 to ^y Iff Saul Alinsky approach to student deal with." Rock mentioned the 2 p, day's UWM Post. V S JrJ $ *chere with student I.D. government. Alinsky was para­ proposal of installing a full-service (fi^-*^, every Sun. thru Wed. phrased by Rock when he said, banking facility on campus and a $1 Imports every Thurs. "To get people involved, first run for president.'' postal station in the Union. GABOR PRODUCTIONS you've got to get them amused." Annen said their approach to "We have to get behind them... Alinsky is a famous advocate of campaigning and lack of experi­ then we'll see what happens," grass roots organization. ence can work in their favor. Rock said. Rock is running on no platform. 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''The lack of alternatives makes the choice marvelously easy," Henry Kissinger once said. That's our view about the Student Association executive slates, which students will vote on April 2 and 3. We feel there is no choice but to vote for the Slumber Party slate of Tim Rock and Mark Seghers. Their opponents offer the same complacent student government which has plagued UWM for the past few years. While it's true they have little experience, they bring the intangibles of commitment, enthusiasm and energy which the other candidates lack. Their opposition for the most part is equally inexperienced. Nick Alioto, the New Directions candidate for president, is in his first year at any university. James Logan, the Alternative presidential candidate, has lived in Milwaukee for only two years. Both of their vice presidential candidates have spent only four weeks in SA, but they claim they have the experience. We were impressed with Rock and Segher's open-door attitude toward student government. A serious attitude underlies their TttolfeN . humorous approach to campaigning. They portray a genuine WM .post 8^ commitment to students on this campus. Rock was quite right when he equated apathy with conservatism during one of the debates. The Slumber Party would bring a 'PARDON MX LITTLE: FRIEMD, HE TENDS TO GET A necessary measure of greater student interest and activism. TAD BIT... ER... A LITTLE ... UK- - VERY BELLIGERENT. " The other parties, Alternative and New Directions, only promise more of the same tedious and ineffectual SA that we've had for some time. Unfortunately, these elections have generated little interest; nonetheless, the issues are important. This is a critical period for education. Students need to be both informed and organized. Pritchett responds: Student government remains one of the most effective avenues students have for this. New Directions and the Alternative party offer nothing but the same parochial and unrealistic platforms that will not work. If nothing else, Wednesday's debate in the Union Concourse made Vindicating his administration one thing perfectly clear: if either Alioto or Logan is elected as SA by Larry Pritchett everything it sets out to, simply because so much president, we can look forward to another lethargic administration— of our work is lobbying with the University lots of bickering, infighting, political maneuvering and very little in On behalf of the entire staff of this year's Administration and with the state and federal the way of accomplishments or commitment. Student Association, I would like to respond to the Legislatures. This year's administration, how­ SA is currently rife with politicos, people whose primary interest is allegations of Nick Alioto and James Logan in last ever, has been much more visible in our lobbying not serving their constituents—students—but the game of "play­ Tuesday's Post. efforts as well as our service efforts. We are ground" politics, which translates into little more than an ego trip. Nick called this year's administration "ineffi­ working toward a student seat on the UW Board This was painfully apparent at the SA presidential debates. cient" hi his very first paragraph. "They're not of Regents. We are working toward increased Neither Alioto nor Logan offered anything new in the way of accomplishing much," according to the almighty faculty and academic staff compensation at the improving the student's lot at UWM. The check-off system of Mr. Alioto. least possible cost to students. We are working funding student organizations, questioning the effectiveness of James is even more hypocritical in his criticism. against the currently proposed federal financial United Council and promising to end the incessant squabbling at SA "I'd like to see an open senate," he says. He aid cuts. And most importantly, we are working are subjects we've heard about for the last few years. What we says he is running because of dissatisfaction with to save the millions of dollars that the Legislative haven't seen is anything done about them. the current administration. Audit Bureau has suggested taking away from What Logan and Alioto did do was give students attending the In light of these allegations, let's look at the students. debate an instant lesson in how student government works at UWM. current administration. First, this administration Both parties talk about the $3.3 million issue. It That is to say—it doesn't. Student officers quibble endlessly over has cost students NEARLY $20,000 LESS than is a testament to their knowledge of the issue that insignificant details and finish their windy debates—achieving any administration in the last five years. They all they can't even get the number right. In those nothing. say they care about student money. We have places the Legislative Audit Bureau has said we There was, however, a breath of fresh air at the debates—the done something about student money. We have have "excess" money, UWM has $3,423,000 in Slumber Party's presidential and vice presidential candidates, Rock spent less of it. Will they do as well? Deferred Maintenance, $392,00 in Bond Re­ and Seghers. Granted, the Slumber Party candidates came across as serves and $112,000 in Uncommitted Equity. This UWM's answer to Madison's Pail and Shovel Party, what with They say we are accomplishing little. Our totals out to $3,927,000. While they are so Rock's funky yellow suit and Segher's pyramid of beer cans, but Women's Transit Service currently serves more concerned with protecting our money, they are after talking with them it was apparent to us that the Slumber Party women and a greater area than it ever has. The miscounting by nearly $600,000! This is how they is serious about changing the way student government is run at area covered by the Women's Transit has doubled will be so superior to this year's administration? UWM. this year. When they say they're interested in The staff of this year's administration can and Rock said he believes that, as an outsider not affiliated with SA's providing services, we are doing it! should be very proud of the work they do. I'm two main parties, he can remove himself from the squabbling Our Grievance Service has handled more cases proud of our people and more than willing to between these two groups to find common ground and actually get this year than in the last two combined. The vast defend them. If some senators have engaged in something done at SA. majority have been resolved in favor of the some unproductive efforts, then we should take What is needed in student government at UWM isless "politics" and student. Can this year's upstarts criticize this? steps to assure that these senators are not more action. As long as SA is divided into two confrontational camps, re-elected. The administration has little control nothing will be accomplished. For this reason, we suggest that UWM Our Duplicating Center is making a profit for over the senate—that's democracy. But this students vote for the Slumber Party and independent candidates— the first time in over five years. This means that year's administration is doing more than these people who are more apt to put the interests of students ahead of student segregated fees no longer have to absorb parties or candidates have even suggested they party affiliation. Also keep in mind the opportunities for write-in the losses of a poorly run sevice, as they have in will do. candidates in the Senate. the past. Will JNew Directions and/or The New Directions didn't even have a published Rather than vote for stupes, stooges and rancid tubs of ignorance, Alternative do this? platform a week before the election. The take a chance and try something new. Alternative, on the other hand, is so productive It can't hurt. Our Lecture Notes Service is serving a record and so proficient that they printed their platform high number of students this year and has 35 upside down! These people have little room to percent more classes than ever in the history of criticize us! the Student Association. This is what our candidates call accomplishing little? Larry Pritchett is the current Student Association The Student Association will never accomplish president.

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Adiga Godi R. Senate The Alternative Junior NewD Slumber Party Junior candidates Chemistry President Africa Students Union, student workers rep. in UPB member Conservation Club. Letters Statement: The students should be allowed to participate in cur­ & Science riculum decision making in con­ (18 seats) Tim Reck junction with the different depart­ David Armstrong President/Slumber Party ments at UWM because every The Alternative Junior decision made affects the students Junior Journalism/History directly. Business Administration Cub Scouts, numerous Softball Senator on SA for spring term teams, YMCA, Centerfold Assc. Lyn Hildebrand 1985. editor, secretary of student gov­ New Directions Statement: I encourage everyone ernment at UW Center Fox Val­ Junior to vote on April 2 and 3 and ley. Communications re-elect senators, like myself, who Statement: Timothy Rock barely Gamma Phi Beta Sor.— treasurer, are ready to deal with the issues, graduated from high school. He vice president, pledge director, not personalities. was the only person to receive a membership chair, College Pan- "Mea Culpa" degree. 28 years hellenic—vice president, presi­ Yvonne Audi old, and I like women. dent, United Greek Letter Organi­ New Directions zation. Junior Statement: Student government History needs improvement. Give us a University Legal Clinic and Pre- chance and we will improve it. Law Club. Vote for the home team! Statement: All students should be kept informed of what's happen­ Mary Hudec ing in your University. Help me New Directions do that along with New Direc­ Freshman tions. Vote for the home team! Astrophysics SHAC rep., SHAC publicity com­ Bob Beckes mittee, SHAC food service com­ New Directions mittee. Junior Statement: As a senator I will Pre-Dentistry bring the views of Letters and Dorm campaign manager and Mark Seghers Science students both on and off Eugene Rosenberg treasurer for New Directions, V.P. Vice President/Slumber Party campus to the senate floor. Vote Vice President/New Directions management analysist on the Senior for the home team! Senior Committee for the Review of the MIS Psychology UPB, member of UGLO, First Patrol leader, pack 102, Cub Sandy Jakubovich SA senator V.P. Sigma Delta Sigma, member Scouts of America, ex-disk jockey, The Alternative Statement:One of our biggest of College Republicans, treasurer currently on UWM 5-year plan, Junior problems our student governemnt for Sigma Pi Delta. cartoonist, paid for school myself. Communications has is a lack of support. They Statement: There is a need to Don't live in suburbs. UWM student, current SA sena­ complain about widespread apa­ change the direction of the stu­ Statement: I like to have fun and tor, Vice-chair SLAC. thy among students. I find, how­ dent government away from polit­ don't like politics. Statement: For a strong effective ever, students don't know what's ical issues toward issues that leadership vote The Alternative. going on, and feel the student concern students at UWM. government isn't doing anything Angle Johnson for them. As vice president, Rochelle Deborah Bernard The Alternative presiding over the senate, I could The Alternative UWM student effect a less inhibitive environ­ Sophomore Statement: For a strong effective ment in the senate. Thereby, Criminal Justice leadership vote The Alternative. making-the senate more produc­ Secretary and Librarian Science tive. This effect would allow us to Fiction Services, Sergeant-at- Kathy Kadlec do what the government is paid Arms Renegade Time Lords and for. New Directions realizes Susan Browne New Directions member of Bacchus Wisconsin UWM's major problems; housing, The Alternative Thomas Charon Freshman Coalition Against the Draft, New Directions Educational Psychology parking, academics, financial aid, Feminist Center and am hoping to Senior employment and apathy. We have PBBA and Spanish Sophomore Vice president of Republicans for reactivate students for choice in Business Action, UWM treasurer of VCR indirect ways which will help campus. UWM student, current SA sena­ alleviate them. tor, vice chair senate committee. Statement: It is time we stop Club, cross country and track Statement: There are specific Statement: For a strong effective ostracizing the students' rights UWM. issues on campus that need to be leadership vote The Alternative. and begin looking for NEW Statement: The education and resolved, such as TA proficiency DIRECTIONS. social welfare of students at UWM Mike Labinski and tuition raises and I would like will be my main focus as a student New Directions Kevin Carnes Statement: No statement. to address those issues as a Independent Gladys Davis senator for the school of Letters senator. Statement: No statement. The Alternative and Science. UWM student Statement: For a strong effective Eileen Miszczak leadership vote The Alternative. The Alternative Perennial apathy at UWM Bob Lynch Sophomore Mark Emmanuelson The Alternative Creative Writing The Alternative Junior Conservation Club, Students for a pervades 1985 SA elections Junior Mass Communications Free Market Economy. Undeclared SA senator, second term, Student Statement: It disturbs me that a Students at UWM are unconcerned about the upcoming Student UWM student, current SA senator Organizations Committee chair, good portion of the TAs are Association elections, according to an informal survey taken Tuesday Statement: Vote The Alternative. Senate Legislative Affairs Com­ unable to communicate effectively at UWM. mittee member, Executive Board with their students. I advocate an "Hey, this is a commuter college; I don't live here, so what do I Jack Forslund alternate member; Higher Educa­ English proficiency test for all care?" one student said, reflecting the views of many of the 161 New Directions tion Awareness Program panel UWM TAs. surveyed. Sophomore member, Sigma Delta Chi/Society Most (62.1 percent of the students surveyed) did not know that the Urban Planning of Professional Journalists UWM Ron Novy SA elections are next week. Only 19 percent of the students could Committee for the Review of the and national member, Press Club Independent name a candidate or a political party. One student questioned said, UPB, budget director, Sigma Pi at UWM member, Native Ameri­ 4 Sophomore ''I have no idea what SA is or what they do.' Delta president. can Student Movement member. International Relations Of the students polled, 70.8 percent had never voted in SA Statement: I am especially con­ Former: Student Court Search and Member Latin American Solidar­ elections in the past. One student said the reason for this was cerned with the problems of off Screen Comm. member, Aca­ ity Committee. because people come to school for an education; "Politics just turns Campus housing and parking demic Affairs Comm. member, Statement: Overhaul Sandburg's me off, "he said. around UWM, as well as other Sandburg Halls Admin. Council alcohol policy. Funds to groups Even though 72 percent of the students polled knew that student issues affecting students. rep., SHAC/Dept. of Housing based upon need. Compliance government has some sort of bearing on them, 34 percent of the Budget Comm. member, Sigma with UWM's non-discriminatory student body publicly stated that they would not vote. Ahmed Omar Gagale Delta Chi/Society of Professional policies. "I really don't care what SA is or how they spend my money," a The Alternative Journalists UWM chapter sec, student who wished to remain anonymous said. Senior Press Club at UWM sec, UWM Andrew Olson Another student added, "What can they do? Like with tuition International Relations Post reporter/photographer, copy New Directions increases, what can they do? Lobby. Big deal. It's Governor Earl who UWM student, current SA sena­ edtior, Student Orgs. Rules and Statement: No statement. makes the.decisions, not SA." tor, past president of UW-White­ Review Comm. vice chair, co- water dorms. chair. Robert Pechota Current SA President Larry Pritchett is virtually unknown on Statement: I would like to have Statement: I've always tried to The Alternative campus. A mere 4.9 percent of those polled knew his job title at • the graduation proficiency test in learn all sides of pending issues, UWM student UWM. More than one person said, "You mean he really gets paid English and Math changed to full and maintain an open mind. I Statement: For leadership that for that?" when told that the SA president was a paid position. courses for a better and more fair serve for the student body, not thinks, vote for Logan and evaluation. myself. Thomas, The Alternative. P O S T 1985 ELECTION GUIDE

Brad Schild Fine Arts The Alternative (1 seat) ections Sophomore The Alternative LSBA Beth Kiser The Alternative Nicholas CA. Alioto UWM student, current SA senator UWM student President/New Directions Statement: Vote The Alternative. James Logan Statement: Please vote April 2 Sohpomore President/The Alternative and 3 in the Union, EMS or the Public Administration Jayne Sherry Junior dorms. SA senator, co-chair, Student New Directions Political Science Organizations Rules and Review Senior High school—Pres. Honor Soci­ Joan Petrie Committee, Awards and Recogni­ Mass Comm. —Journalism ety, class president, minority New Directions tion Committee, Student Conduct Member Pi Sigma Epsilon, served scholarship committee, Director Freshman Committee, Non-Resident Tuition on executive board 2 semesters as of Budget UPB. Film Appeals Committee, Union Policy social chair and VP internal Statement: The Alternative will Daycare Advocate, Minorities for Board Employment Committee, affairs, member of Sigma Delta represent all of the students in Public Office, ballot clerk, Demo­ UPB Price Committee, President Chi, PSE rep in VGLO. bringing you a responsible Stu­ cratic Caucus. of the year, J A of Wisconsin Statement: Student government dent Association that we can all be Statement: I want to encourage President, Students for Jordahl plays an important role in provid­ proud of. We'll seek ways to more participation in student President, VCR Club, Sigma Delta ing quality levels of education. control spending,- increase stu­ government. I believe this can be Sigma, United Greek Letters Vote New Directions to -keep dent involvement and give you a fulfilled by having a more diverse Organization Liason. students working for students. real say in what we do. We are representation of the UWM stu­ Statement: Currently, the SA at the only alternative to the con­ dent body. Vote for the home team! UWM does very little for stu­ Roy Smith stant bickering that is now so dents. We, of New Directions, New Directions typical of senate meetings. want to change the direction of the Statement: No statement. Strong leadership and a quest for $3 million that SA allocates so that excellence is our goal. If you have it benefits the greatest amount of a problem, we'll help you to John Stack Graduate students as possible. We propose x solve it. We'll devote our time, (6 seats) to begin a discount card so that New Directions energy and monies to improving Wayne A Sattier UWM students can get a real deal Sophomore the quality of life at UWM. Please The Alternative at area merchants. We also want Architecture vote The Alternative. Statement: As senator, I will 1st year graduate to increase parking facilities MBA which are always in short supply. concentrate on eliminating the restrictive alcohol policy at Sand­ UWM student, current SA senator Other programs include a job Statement: Being the only grad­ burg. This will be a great step search program, adopt a student uate candidate for six positions, I program, and an evaluation pro­ directed towards a resident's Scott Thomas urge all graduate students to vote cess and evaluation book. We freedom.' "\ Vice President/The Alternative for myself and our write-ins. want to help students and only Sophomore students! Eric Stobbe SA senator, senate finance com­ The Alternative mittee, administrative training at Nursing Junior UWM (Medical Records Admin- (2 seats) Pre-Med Statement: Due to overwhelming UWM student apathy towards SA, it is impera­ Lindi Sue Huston Statement: For strong effective tive to get students interested and New Directions leadership vote The Alternative. involved. This can be done Junior through informing the students Nursing Jessica Tomaseilo National Student Nursing Assoc. The Alternative and making SA officers more accessible. Elected officials must member. UWM student, current SA senator Statement: We have one of the Statement: Vote. also communicate with adminip best nursing schools around, let's strators, other SA officials, and be make sure that the SA knows we'e accountable to UWM students on here! Vote for the home team! Paul Westphai the whole. These qualities along The Alternative with an unbaised approach to William Loebig Freshman issues, make the fundamentals for Indepedent PBBA-1 a responsible official. Vote The Nursing Statement: _For strong effective Alternative. Statement: No statement. leadership vote The Alternative. Brian Teschendorf Independent Junior Nursing Gregory Arnet Willingham Nursing senator, treasurer of New Directions Pre-Med/Pre-Health Assoc. Junior Business Education Statement: If re-elected, I will Management Information Sys. (2 seats) (1 seat) continue to fight for the needs of Secretary—Phi Beta Sigma Frat. nursing students and finish the Inc. Past vice president—Phi Mary Jo Paque Terry Hess work I have already begun. Sigma Frat. Black Student Union Independent The Alternative member. Andrew Reikowski Senior Senior Statement: Student government Marketing and Finanace Education New Directions needs to move into New Direc­ Junior Incumbent business senator, Sen- UWM student. Social tions. Vote for the people who Statement: Please vote. Physical Therapy Finance chair, Speaker Pro-Tern, want to help you. Vote for the Exec, board, Union Budget Vice-president Tau Kappa Epsilon home team! Welfare Comm., Business and Profes­ v Frat., Vice-president operations sional women—-President, Pi (l seat) comm. for the Review of UPB, Thomas Wisniewski Sigma Epsilon, The Financiers, UGLOW representative. Todd Wiegele The Alternative Investment Finance Group at Engineering The Alternative Statement: Campus life and clas­ Senior UWM—Vice president, Business (2 seats) UWM student ses should intertwine. The way to Communication Administration Scholastic Statement; Vote The Alternative. do this is to get more students UWM student, current SA senator appeals, Reinstatement Appeals, Patrick Costello participating in school activities. Statement: If words could speak Student Employment Policiy Ad­ The Alternative Vote for the home team! you could hear what I'm saying. visory Comm., Readmission UWM student. Vote The Alternative. Review. Statement: Vote The Alternative. Rick Rischman Statement: I believe it is the duty New Directions of elected officials to inform the Architecture Statement: No statement. public of the state of affairs and to Robert Gerhard (1 seat) Allied carry out the will of the body. New Direction Sohpomore Stephania Ell Sampson Engineering AH write-ins. New Directions Health Statement: As a member of the Business (MIS) (1 seat) BiUWidmar student government I will actively Member and presidnet of Zeta Phi The Alternative pursue fair and equal representa­ Beta Sorority. Senior Chris Momsen tion for the growing ranks of VOTE! Statement: I feel that New Direc­ Finance and Marketing New Directions engineers on this campus. tions will make a positive change UWM student, current SA senator Voting for Student Association Junior for the students and the Univer­ Statement: The state of Wisconsin elections will be conducted all Medical Records Administration says that there is a $3.3 million sity. Vote for the home team, Honest person who cares. day Tuesday, April 2 and Wed­ New Directions! excess in the reserves of student Mathew Maxel nesday, April 3. A validated Statement:The school of Allied segregated fees. I will do my best Health needs better representa­ SLI UWM student ID card is all Frank Scafldi to keep that money here. Senior tion on campus, let me show students must bring to be eligi­ New Directions student government that we count Electrical Engineering ble to vote. Votes will be col­ Senior too! Vote for the home team! SA senator. Economics Statement: I just hope Nick lected in the Union 8th Note Member of Pi Sigma Epsilon Victoria Schmidt Dave Zimbal doesn't win, because then SA will Coffeehouse, in the Flicks in Statement: Ensuring high stan­ The Alternative The Alternative go down the hole. the Sandburg Halls and in the Junior dards in college education in­ Sophomore Engineering and Mathematical cludes strong commitment by Business Phillip Mueller Medical Records Administration Sciences Building. Best of all, student government. We want to UWM student, SAMRA. UWM student. The Alternative work for you, think in New Statement: For strong effective Statement: I will do my best to UWM student it only takes a minute or two. Directions—Vote! leadership vote The Alternative. serve you. Please vote. Statement: Vote The Alternative. PAGE 8 THE UWM POST M A R. 8^ Candidate shortage in senate race If the 1985-86 Student Associ­ ation Senate slate were a motel, you could find a room. Yes, there are vacancies on SA Senate's 35 positions for next year and write-in candidates, like late- night motorists searching for a bed, are welcomed. There are four schools in particular that are wide open for senatorial candidates. No declared candidate is run­ ning for Architecture & Urban Planning. Both Social Welfare and Education have one person run­ ning for their Senate seat. The six Graduate school seats have attracted only one candidate. Election commissioner Gregory Shine speculated the extra work that Graduate school demands is keeping many of their students from running. Senators receive $3 a meeting.

• * * • Another example of student inertness is the severe shortage of students running for the five Segregated Fees Allocation Com­ mittee elected positions. David Gableman is the sole candidate for SFAC, which will allocate left-over funds after stu­ dents have approved funding particular organizations under the check-off system. The check-off system was approved by student referendum last April, but the Student Association must first have a Segregated Fees Allocation Committee before "check-off" can be implemented by the SA. For the SA to be allowed use of campus facilities, the administra­ tion must approve of the check-off system's details. One such detail is how part-time or special stu­ dents votes will be counted under the system. However, Larry Pritchett, SA president, said the SFAC could gather votes by mail to prove to the University that the system works. The SA controls spending on about $310,000 of segregated fees. Debates THE FUN BEGINS MARCH 29th AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU! [from page two] breaks any tie in that body. union cinema Alioto said 95 percent of his party's senatorial candidates were The Flicks in student organizations. Logan said Wednesday that his march Alternative party has no senators in the senate now. Alioto, how­ 29 30 & 31 ever, pointed out that 13 of the Alternative party members run­ ning for senator are on the senate. 7:15 9:45 &

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Annen said. "We will inform campus don't leave students as to what they can f • •%?•.•*•- .!•»•*<« i • *•» actually do." home without it! drawing for free "Can get along" ma rc h 29 & 30 f-shirts and Rock said he feels that his fri & sat leadership may help dissolve the Humphrey Fliers current internal conflict which 7:30 & 9:30 p m exists in SA. "I can get along with anybody. At a certain level, you can cooperate with anybody.'' Although they expressed a sin­ cere hope to win the election, Rock and Annen said it wouldn't april 1 be the end of the world if it didn't happen. 7:15 9:30 & "What's after the election if we lose? We go back to classes," march 31 11:45pm Annen said. "But the other sunday matinees candidates will act like it's the 1 2 : 3 0 & 2:30pm world's end if they don't win." m M A R. 2 8, 19 8 5 THE UWM POST PAGE

Despite slow start netters are hopeful by Mary Bohte So far the team has played according to Coach Jay Massart's After a rough start, the UWM expectations. men's tennis team is currently "Given the situation and the holding a season record of 4-4. time they put into tennis, they are The first match was lost to doing as well as expected," he Marquette, 0-9. The two follow­ said, adding, "I would hope to ing matches against Oshkosh and stay at 50 percent or better (meets Whitewater were also lost with won or lost)." scores of 0-9. Things took a turn The team has problems practic­ for the better in the match against ing because they only have access Green Bay; the Panthers won 9-0. to three courts at Klotsche. They also won the two following Another problem is the late matches. Carroll College was practice hours. defeated with a score of 9-0 and in UWM hosted the Girls' High School Invitational track meet Wednesday in the Klotsche Center. A With most of the team being another match against Green Bay, freshmen, the team lacks experi­ large field of fine teams put on a good show for all those in attendance. the Panthers won 7-2. ence. Tom Mclntyre's quickness Post photo by Scott Kuehne. Last Saturday at the Klotsche and athleticism are real assets to Center, the Panthers chalked up his game. another victory against Lake Coach. Massart said, "Being a Forest with a score of 9-0. At their good athlete makes up for his lack Busche an All-American next meet, they narrowly lost to of experience." DePaul with a score of 4-5. Matt Taagen is extremely The team consists of senior strong on fundamentals, as is Senior Carol Busche was named NAIA National Championships in career-high 30 points in the Andy Krueger (third singles), Mark Loomer. Last year at his Wednesday to the Kodak All- compiling a 25-7 record. opening round game of the NAIA juniors Tom Mclntyre (first high school, he had a record of America First Team for NAIA The 5-foot-10 forward was also National Championships. UWM singles) and Matt Taagen (second 22-0. Pete Schimmel is a competi­ players as selected by the the top vote-getter on the NAIA lost to Carson-Newman (Tenn.) Women's Basketball Coaches All-District 14 (Wisconsin) team 71-68. singles), sophomore Jacque tor who makes the best of what he Association. announced last month. In addition to being an out­ Verbauwhede (sixth singles), and has. Andy Krueger, the team On Monday, the economics Twice in 1985, Busche was standing basketball player, freshmen Mark Loomer (fourth captain, has the best record on the major was named to the All-Area named the All-District 14 Player Busche excelled in volleyball, singles), Pete Schimmel (fifth team. 3 team by Kodak, which encom­ of the Week. Busche completed being named All-District the past singles), Isao Makino, Eric Hack- At 9 a.m. this Sunday at the passes NAIA schools in Wiscon­ her college career as the fifth two years and earning NAIA barth and Andy Stockland. There Klotsche Center, the Panthers sin, Minnesota, Nebraska, North all-time leading scorer (945 All-American honors (second are three doubles teams per host their annual doubles invita­ Dakota and South Dakota. points) and fifth all-time team) in 1985. She helped the match; they consist of Taagen/ tional. Doubles teams from North Busche led the Panthers in rebounder (537) at UWM. Panthers advance to NAIA Mclntyre (first doubles), Central, Northeastern Illinois, scoring (16-2) and rebounding Earlier this season, she tied the Nationals the past three years, Krueger/Loomer (second UW-Oshkosh and UW-Green Bay (7.5) this past season, during Klotsche Center record for most including a third-place finish in doubles) and Schimmel/Verbau- will participate. Admission to the which UWM advanced to the points in a game (27) and earned a 1984. whede (third doubles). day-long meet is free.

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Violent femmes' Brian Ritchie: Mixing all styles into their music

by Dave Redemann quently, they relate to TV con­ tours and two internationally siderably more than they relate to successful LPs. Variety. Diversity. Multifor­ the rest of the world.'' Ritchie said he feels that the mity. Heterogeneity. Omni- But Ritchie, whose comments Femmes' popularity around the fariousness. Brain Ritchie. seem genuinely motivated by a world is because of, rather than in To bassist Ritchie, one-third of deep-rooted concern for his spite of, the^group's propensity to the band that's making Mil­ country, still confessed an affinity experiment. waukee famous, the Violent for the intra-national plurality "We were never a conservative Femmes, uniformity breeds here. band in the first place," remarked monotony, and monotony can "If I had to pick just one Ritchie. "We always played stifle creativity. Take Ritchie's country," Ritchie mused, "it exactly what we wanted to any­ personal tastes in music, for definitely would be the United way. I guess we've been exposed instance. States. But in the United States, to more different kinds of music, "I listen to a lot of Arabic culturally, although it's pretty and we've always been willing to music," Ritchie explained, "and a homogenized, there's so many integrate anything that we listen lot of improvisational jazz. I listen. different places to go. There's all to into our own music. to blues quite a bit. Psychedelia, kinds of different people. "We don't draw any '60s rock 'n' roll, Balinese "I love playing in the South. boundaries between rock and jazz, Gamelan music. That's amazing, because they're folk or any of the other kinds of "A lot of music from around the more unrepressed down there', things that we like to do, and world. Indian music, Africa, any­ emotionally. So it's more like that's the reason why our music is where that the music is playing with fire when you're so diverse. "It's not like the Beatles, where "Americans are a bunch of spoiled pigs. I'm really they had their sound at first, and disgusted with the college students, because they voted for then all of a sudden they had Reagan. It's the first time that the college students ever did 'Sergeant Pepper," which was maybe almost a completely dif­ anything that stupid when it came to the ballot box." ferent thing. I mean, the Femmes haven't undergone that radical of interesting, I'll listen to it. It's a playing for those people.'' a change. Guitarist, and songwriter Leo Kottke will perform at 8 p.m., shame that everybody only wants^ The Femmes' Milwaukee shows "But every time we. make an March 31, in the UWM Union Wisconsin Room. to listen to music that's made by also hold an emotional charge for album or a record it does sound three or four white guys, you Ritchie. different than another one, and know, when there's all kinds of "A lot of the people that will be our next album will sound dif­ Leo Kottke: different music around.'' there, for example, at the Oriental ferent from the one we made Having toured 13 countries Theatre, probably have seen us at last." a around the world with the the Jazz Gallery, or even the "Violent Femmes" and "Hal­ I played until my hands froze" Femmes, not to mention the Beneath It All Cafe or the Stone lowed Ground" have widely diver­ continental United States, Ritchie Toad," Ritchie said, "or at least gent themes, one addressing the has found that there is a political they've seen us at Summerfest agony of adolescense, the other a by Daniel Jefferis responsibility to experience cul­ before. spiritual gospel work. The next Hey, Leo Kottke, you crazy son-of-a-bitch, you're all right. tural diversity. "So it's like, being the home­ Femmes platter, expected out in The amazing finger-style guitarist/songwriter called me up the "It's broadened my horizons as town band, of course, it's dif- early autumn if all goes as other day (though it's not like we're old friends or anything) and we an individual—and all of us—to had a half-hour discussion that was periodically interrupted while he go around and see these other delivered skateboard instructions to his son. countries. It also gives us a much "We were never a conservative band in the first place/' "I think the Midwest is where the American imagination is," he better perspective on what remarked Ritchie. "We always played what we wanted to said. "A lot of our best literature comes out of it. I enjoy living in America itself is," Ritchie Minneapolis." explained, "and I think that we're anyway." When he was in college he studied English literature. We talked gonna be singing more about that about what we were reading. I mentioned the book that happened to on the next album. be on the table next to me, "Nine Short Stories by J. D. Salinger." "Americans are a bunch of ferent. It's kind of a responsiblity planned, will make a tactical "J. D. Salinger. It's neat you mention him; he's something else," spoiled pigs. I'm really disgusted for us because we know that we departure from past efforts, he said. " 'Perfect Day for a Bananafish' was in there. That's great with the college students, because have a certain legacy here that we according to Ritchie. stuff. He's a real puzzle. Last I heard he was living in his pillbox and they voted for Reagan. It's the have to live up to." "In the past," Ritchie said, our writing, but not letting any of it out. It's too bad John Hinkley quoted first time that the college students The sold-out show at the Orien­ albums have Tjeen self- from a guy like that when he shot John Lennon." ever did anything that stupid tal Theatre this Friday night explanatory. We kind of knew Just recently he's been listening to things like Caruso, Bulgarian when it came to the ballot box. comes during a lull in the what songs just had to be on women's choirs and some jazz. And he's been in a phase of "People in America have no Femmes' normally hectic touring there, because it was the best biography reading, Eugene O'Neill and Dizzy Gillespie. perspective," he continued. They ind recording schedule. Rather songs we had, but on this alburn just watch TV. They relate to than sit idle,though, the hardest- it's more of a fresh start.'' He said he likes to tour in small sections. In the United States he TV more than they relate to working band in Milwaukee show­ likes to do small regional tours; outside of the country he tries to hit America, and they relate to biz decided to stage a concert for The variety helps keep it all parts of Europe every year and Australia about every two years. America more than they relate to their hometown fans, who have fresh for Ritchie, and multiplicity "Arthur Rubenstein calls it the secret current, the thing that the rest of the world. Const- supported them through many plays a predominant role in his makes a concert," he said. "I love working concerts. You can't get »•—— • " in plans for the more distant future. that feeling anywhere else. On a good night, it's the best. "I hope to be doing the same "Nine years ago in Frankfurt I was playing in this packed club. thing," he speculated. "Just There were so many people you perspired from the heat just playing music and being creative, standing there. I played until my hands froze. After a concert and making every album different eight encores, where they knew most of the stuff, I was totally wet, than the other ones and touring my guitar was all wet and I played again but my hands were just around to all these fantastic frozen. . places." "Sometimes I think the guitar becomes too much of a source of Many, many miles lie between amusement and mystery, and not Leo, you know what I mean?" the stage of the Oriental Theatre Of all the places in the world he has seen, Stockholm, Sweden, tomorrow night and the street stuck out as being a touching favorite. He was sitting in a cafe corner outside of the Oriental looking out on the street, watching carloads of people raise a where the Femmes were dis­ covered by the Pretenders in drunken ruckus and drive up and down the boulevard in fixed-up 1981. American cars from the 1950s. "I never had any lack of As he later found out, he was watching the Swedish subculture confidence in myself, even before group that ships '50s cars over to Sweden and maintains and races $/**< the Femmes started," Ritchie them around the streets. He said something in that whole scene said, as he reflected on the trio's struck him as being wonderful. success. "So it didn't come as a Leo Kottke, you crazy son-of-a-bitch. you're all right. total surprise. I didn't think it was He will be performing at 8 p.m., Sunday, March 31 in the unattainable. I figured it was Wisconsin Room of the UWM Student Union. gonna happen, but it's still a pleasant thing to happen. ' 'We knew that it might not be a arts buzz successful group, but we always felt that it would be, because ever Although the Eddie Murphy concert has been sold out for quit< Join Linda Daley since our first gig we were causing some time, The Sunday Funnies and Teddy's have received a limited L&S Administration hysteria. We knew that it would number of prime seats for the April 11th show. have to catch on." Teddy's will serve free cocktails prior to the concert. Buses will in the 5th Annual SCHOLARSHIP RUN It did, and tomorrow night's leave Teddy's at 7:15 p.m. and take concertgoers to the Arena. show will be proof enough. After the show, attendees will be returned to Teddy's. Ticket pric* Applications available at deludes free admission to the club after the show, along with • The sell-out concert is being post-concert drink. Tickets are $25. Orders will not be taken by sponsored by the Alternative Con­ phone. Tickets must be picked up at Teddy's. UVWA BOOKSTORE cert Group. For more information call 272-3991.