TH’E~~ TUFTS DAILY Where You Read It First Thursdav, April 8,1993 Vol MVI, Number 47 Violent Femmes signed to headline Spring Fling by DAVID MEYERS drums, Gano on guitar and lead Angeles. Daily Editorial Board vocals, and Ritchie on bass. This Singer-guitarist-songwriter The Concert Board has an- Milwaukeebased band‘% capable Evan Dando is the only member of nounced that three bands, Violent of explosive magic,” according to the band left from its origin. He is Femmes, Lemonheads, and Bill Bentley of Warner Brothers presently joined by drummer Digable Planets, will play at Spring Records. David Ryan and bassist Juliana Fling. “Working without much more Hatfield. “I think its great,” said Concert than wood, strings and cowskin, The band was formed in 1986 Board Co-Chair Adam Lewis. “It’s the Femmes rip, roar and rever- when the group met at Boston’s the best Fling in years.” berate with such smarts and style, CommonwealthSchool. “We went Co-Chair Randolph Williams that by the time they’ve had their into the studio the day after we concurs. “I think it shows a great way with a crowd, there is little graduated from high school and variety and I think the Tufts com- which hasn’tbeen said and shared,” recorded four songs for around a munitywilllikeitalot. Thechoices he said. hundred dollars,” said Dando. “We represent a wide spectrum of mu- The Violent Femmes have had had a little money from summer sic,” he said. five albums on the Slash label jobs and graduation presents, so The Concert Board is currently since they broke out with Violent we pressed a thousand seven-inch investigating the possibility of Femmes in 1982. They have pro- EPs.” The album was titledlaugh- signing a fourth band to play. “It duced Hallowed Ground (1 984), ing All the Way To the Cleaners. will probably be a small reggae The Blind Leading the Naked Lemonhead’slatest album,lt ’s band,” said Lewis. (1986), 3 (1988), and Why Do a Shame About Ray, was named The trio of Victor DeLorenzo, Birds Sing? (1 99 1). “Album of the Year” by the Col- Gordon Gano, and Brian Ritchie All three band members have lege Media Journal. The title track make up the Violent Femmes made albums on their own on vari- was rankednumber one by college which will be headlining the con- ous labels. radio stationsnationwide and their cert. Lemonheads, another trio, is a cover of Simon and Garfunkle’s The Violent Femmes are an seven year old band originally from “Mrs. Robinson” is an interna- acoustic band with DeLorenzo on Boston but is now located in Los tional hit accordingto the Atlantic Records press release. They have also created Hate The acoustic band Violent Femmes will be headlining Spring Fling. Your Friends (1987), Creator (1988), Lick (1989), and Lovely their name. “We feel that every andhip-hopcultures.hnil,she deY (1990). person individually is a planet. jazzandits vernacularandclothes,Q - - . According to lead ‘‘poet and Being planets we each have the similarly, we have our own styles, rapper” Butterfly, the Digable ability to setup our planet any way art, attitude; plus a language that’s Planets “try to make murids that we want to, always keeping in almost incomprehensible if you’re arenicetolistento.”DigablePlan- mind we have to co-exist in the not a part of it,” said Butterfly. ets is a hip-hop/jazz/psychedelic solar system that issociety. Digable “The cats in the Bronx that made rap trio. is just the adjective that describe up this music have never made any According to fellow member us as individuals, and our music money off it. The pioneers aren’t Ladybug, the band is partly influ- and sound.” even being acknowledged. That’s enced by Braziiianjazzandsamba. Digable Planets debuted on the what “Rebirth of Slick” is about, “My parents are from Brazil. That Pendulum/Elektra label with it’s in the poetry of the song.” music really broadened my out- Reachin ’ and its first single re- Spring Fling will take place on look,” she said. lease “Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like May 1 on the President’s Lawn. If Nic Dalton, Evand Dando and Dave Ryan of the band Lemonheads Along with third member Dat).” it rains that day, the concert will be Doodle Bug, the band explained “This song parallels the jazz held in Cousens Gym. Eliot-Pearson auction raises Cuomo no longer in over $1 6,000 for scholarships running for Court by CORILYN R. SHROPSHIRE special needs and by providing Parents Marlene Josh and Mike WASHINGTON (AP) -- Mario first reported by Newsday, was Contributing Writer financial assistance. That is one of Testa served as auctioneers. Cuomo, the best-known candidate unknown to some ofClinton’sclos- Over $16,000 was raised last the best ways we are able to bring A jazz pianist volunteered his for the upcoming Supreme Court est advisers until now. That is an Saturday night at the first annual diversity to our program,” Stork services, also for the evening, and vacancy, formally withdrew from indication of how hard the presi- fund-raising auction for the Eliot- added. Tufts Catering along with several consideration Wednesday before dent is working to avoid leaks that Pearson Children’s School. The fund-raiser,which was held other parents and businesses within President Clinton had narrowed plagued some of his Cabinet se- The proceeds from this year’s in Jackson Gym, included a two- the community donated food the his list of prospects. lections. auction will go to scholarships for hour live auction of 50 items, a event. The New York governor said Among the candidates men- financial assistance for children silent auction of 100 items, and a Chairpersons of the auction he told Clinton of his decision by tioned by administration officials who might not otherwise be able raffle. According to Stork, arange fund-raiser were Eliot-Pearson telephone April 1 and followed up are Judge Judith Kaye, chiefjudge to enroll h the school, according of items were auctioned off, in- parents Min Jahan and RUSSand with a letter Wednesday. In the ofNew York’s highest state court; to the director ofthe Eliot-Pearson eluding apiece ofthe parquet floor LisaBuckley. Director Stork, Tufts letter, Cuomo said he wanted to Judge Patricia Wald, who sits on school, Janet Stork, a 1976 Tufts from a Boston Celtics game at Assistant Director of Athletics remain governor to help New theU.S. CourtofAppeals in Wash- graduate. Boston Garden that sold for $475. Branwen Smith-King, and Staff York’s economic recovery and to ington; and Judge Richard Arnold ‘‘part of the reason we planned The first prize in the raffle was a Assistant at Eliot-Pearson Sarah give political support to Clinton’s . of Little Rock, who sits on the 8th this fund-raiser was because we weekend trip to anywhere in the Ward were among the event’s CO- “good work.” US. Circuit Court of Appeals. are committed to enrolling a vari- continental US, provided by ordinators. He saidclinton called him April ‘Arnoldis an old friend of Clinton. ety of children with different ra- Marion Hotels andDelta Airlines. “we accomplished two goals 1 to discuss the vacancy. “I think Clinton has by no means lim- cial, ethnic, cultural and religious Admission to the auction cost $5 by starting a tradition of families this is a simple thing, I feel a ited his choices to those three backgrounds and children with andtheraffleticketswere $3 each. participating in school-related commitmentto the state,” Cuomo people, White House officials say. projects and raising money for the said in a telephone interview In the rampant speculation IRavitz wins Wendell Phillips award scholarship,” said Jahan. “Over Wednesday. see CUOMO, page 2 Senior Randall Ravitz was selected as the winner of the Wendell one-half of the school’s families Clinton refused earlier in the Phillips Memorial Scholarship last night. He was one of six finalists participated in the planning and day to confirm reports ofthe with- competing for the privilege of speaking at graduation. execution ofthe event and over 90 drawal, but said, “I think he’s ter- 1 Inside I “I’m thrilled to have won,” said Ravitz, who was selected as the percent of families contributed rific.” winner by the Committee on Student Life. auction items.” Cuomo’s decision removes the The finalists each gave a three- to five-minute speech on whether “There were lots ofpeople who Only candidatewith or not community service should be integrated into the academic worked on this -- it was phenom- ity from the long program at Tufts, said Ravitz. enal the involvement we got from earning meculation in Washing- I I “I said that a university education should build citizenship and a families,” Stork added. “We far ton. Itdicates Cuomo may in Sports ...... P. 7 sense of public service and responsibility. It should be integrated outreached our goal of $10,000 for a fourth term as governor. The baseball team falls to apowerful across the full curriculum by all the departments and through specific and most of the things went for Aides said Clinton is at least a Division1 opponentafleravaliantcome- courses and internships,” said Ravitz. under their retail value, so people month away from making his back, and crew gets started. “We had an excellent candidate pool to choose from,” said actually walked away with bar- choice. There is no hurry, since Assistant Director of Student Activities Cassandra Jones. gains,” she said. Justice Byron White will not retire Weekender ...... P- 1 The other finalists were Rachel Fouche, Sue Frost, Sandra Hanna, The Eliot-Pearson Children’s until the end of the court’s term, Spring has sprung, and we’vegotthe Danielle London, and Eric Schliesser, all of whom are seniors. usually late June or July. usual exciting things to do, including a Lreview of Indecent Proposal. see AUCTION, page 12 Cuomo’s decision, which was Thursday, April 8,1993 THETUFTS. DAILJ Letters to the Editor Paul Horan best?’ All that was asked of the bands was Editor-in-Chief ‘Unforgiven’ canceled Coverage should be a tape of at least three songs, contact phone To thLeEditor: Managing Editor: Elizabeth Yellen number, and the number of Tufts students more campus-based Associate Editors: Elin Dugan, Caroline Schaefet Due to circumstances beyond Our ‘On- in the band. There was no mention oforigi- To the Editor: Editorial Page Editor: Stephen Arbuthnot trol, Film Series will be unable to show Unfo,rgiventhis weekend. Because the rialoriginal As bands doing only I’ve been disappointedrecently with the film material like Papas Fritas and Production Managers: Julie Cornell, didsowellintheOscars, WarnerBros. took Daily. In Monday’s paper there wereseven Michael B. Berg, Jamie Fink Flicker did not make the the film from our distributor and is re- bands did, submitting while other Associated Press articles and in Tuesday’s NEWS releasing it in the theaters, leaving us in the tapes with there were four. I understand that certain Editors: David Meyers, Christi Beebe songs. The selection was done subjectively AP articles interest Tufts students such as ksistant Editors: John Wagley, Jessica Rosenthal those about student aid, but other articles Wire Editor: Joel Goldberg Assistant Editor: Vijak Sethaput seem inappropriate. “Amy’s alleged in- mate girlfriend: ‘I love you,’” (Duily, 3-5- VIEWPOINlS Editor: Michael J.W. Stickings 93) or articles about Sarajevohave no place Assistant Editor: Mimi Ho in the Daily. Students can read aboiit such FEATURES. event in the Boston Globe or TheNew York Editor: Rob Mirman m&y bands forjust one night ofmusic, like Times. Assistant Editors: Rachel Levine, Jessica Ruzz Dave “we’” Backman LA’94 this year, make it two nights -- perhaps two I want to hear about what goes on at Chair Of Film Series ART & ENTERTAINMENT open showcases at Hotung (I’ve been told Tufts University and the Daily is my only Editors: Madhu Unnikrishnan, Matt Carson that Student Activities doesn’t have enough daily source. Often students are unable to Assistant Editor: Megan Brenn-White money for more than one night at MacPhie) attend campus events but want to hear WEEKENDER Battle of the Bands leading towards a final at MacPhie of only about them. For instance, I was unable the Editor: Nadya Sbaiti four or five qualifying bands could work. EPIIC symposium so I was grateful that the Production Manager: Patrick Healy shadd be open to all Photo Editor: Tabbert Teng This way every band is given the chance to Daily covered the events. However, right To the Editor: perform and to perform full sets. The way SPORTS now there are a lot of interesting events Editors: Phil Ayoub, Doug Katz, Marc Sheinkin The Tufts Battle of the Bands is coming it is, bands are arbitrarily weeded out and going on, like those of Womed’s Week and Assistant Editors: Craig Ortner, John Tomase up within a couple ofweeks, but if you want the bands that participate play only 20 of the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual Awareness PHOTOGRAPHY to taste the full flavor of Tufts’ original minute sets. It is unfair to all Tufts bands Month. I understand that members of the Editors: Tara Kernohan, Matilde Pereda, music, don’t go. Thirteen bands submitted and to the students who want to see them. It Daily staff have a lot of classes and work Olivier Tittman tapes; only eight were chosen. Why those is a farce. themselves, but maybe somehow more of Assistant Editors: Tehzeen Choonavala, eight and not the others? I don’t know. The Juan Mayoral an effort could be made towards covering person that selected the bands said that she Mathew Kessler LA’94 campus events. PRODUCTION chose the ones that “sounded best” to her. Layout EditorxDirk Reinshagen, Member of Flicker What did it take to aualifi -- to “sound Jamie Hall LA’94 Ryan Otto, Leah Schwartz - 1- Justine Kaukan LA’93 Graphics Editor: John Pohorylo Classifieds Editors: Stephanie Romney, Jennifer Rich Assistant Editors: Melissa Nirenberg, Clinton promises to push harder for Alison Meinster -Cap: Editors: Elks Vatsky, dc ’ Cheryl Horton, Yael Belkind .- Jobs Bill that is stalled in Congress Larry Azer Executive Business Director WASHINGTON (AP) -- President dent said. He said he would work to put his let’s just take that one for example. If you Clinton criticized RepublicansWednesday priorities “back into sharp focus.” He said put people to work in a city or a suburb or Business Manager: Gizem Ozkulahci for stalling action on his jobs bill but ac- he has “not been out in the country much in a small town building a city park that gives Ofice Manager: Alyssa Soracco knowledged he has not put strong pressure the last few weeks discussing this.” . kids a chance to have recreational opportu- Receivables Manager: Lyle Mays on Coingress because of distractions from The president used the signing ceremony nities and creates jobs, is that a waste of Subscriptions Manager: JL McHenry other problems. to blister Republicans for delaying approval money? I don’t really think it is,” Clinton The Tufts Daily is a non-profit newspaper, published Clinton said he would devote a couple of the jobs package. Republicans filibuster- said. 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The editors reserve the right to edit letters for clarity. “There’s a lot going on here,” the presi- attack on building the swimming pool -- sensus.” iblication of letters is nof gumanfeed, but subject to the scretion of the editors. Letters should be typed or printed from an IBM or BM- Cuomo withdraws from Supreme Court consideration impatible computer in letter-quality or near-letter-quality CUOIMO ode. Letters written on Macintosh computers should be continued from page 1 York federal judge who is black. preme Court. In a recent interview, he ought in on disk - files should be saved in “text-only” She believes in abortion rights but is compared the position to both “heaven” rmat,anddisksshould be broughtinwithacopyoftheletter. considered a moderate-to-conservative. and being “entombed.” He has been gover- isks can be picked up in The Daily business ofkice the about the Supreme Court opening, Cuomo llowing day. had emerged as the liberal wing’s senti- Sen. 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The Daily will not accept letters regarding the in Cuorno could rob Clinton of one of the Hispanic on the court. century. verage ofotherpublications, unlesstheir coverage itselfhas qualities he is seeking in a nominee. A A drawback to both Kearse and Cabranes In the interview Wednesday, Cuomo come a newsworthy issue that has appeared in The Daily. White House official familiar with the is their lack of public experience, a quality said he scared off by the thought le Daily will accept letters of thanks, if space permits, but wasn’t of I1 not run letters whose sole purpose is to advertise an event. search process said Clinton wanted “some- that Clinton is known to value. a brutal confirmation process. “The confir- When writers have group affiliations or hold titles or one who will make people say ‘wow’ White House aides said Clinton’s deci- mation would have been fun,” Cuomo said. sitionsrelated tothe topicoftheirletter,TheDailywillnote xtfollowingthe letter. 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Notice! motbe used to sell merchandise or advertise major ivents help the chances of Amalva Kearse, a New whether he would want to be on the Su- eventually begged off both those races. The Tufts Daily is not liable for any damages due tc pographical errors or misprintings except the cost of thc sertion, which is fully refundable. We reserve the right tc fuse to print any classifieds which contain obscenity, are 01 Please recycle this newspaper. Pretty please. I overtly sexual nature, or are used expressly to denigrate i :=on or group. Thursday, April 8,1993 THE TUFTS DAILY page three VIEWPOINTS In Defense of the Men and rape by David Krasner 2) most criminal courts con- to rape? Why is the violation of a sider assaults on women nothing women’s body taken so lightly? Establishment Thefollowing is a reworking of more than “domestic affairs,” and Because the Establishment is In Waco, Texas, the rebellion ofthe Branch Davidians, a Seventh- the author’s article which ap- thus do not charge men with a basically aman’s domain, andmen Day Adventist cult led by David Koresh, is no mere challenge to peared in The Commonwealth felony; do not see rape as a serious prob- Federal authorities. Rather, it is a true example of a determined Times of VirginiaCommonwealth 3) rape and assaults on women lem in America. Yet the problem religious minority to undermine Universiiy on Nov. 28, 1989. are just not taken seriously by po- and its solution lie with one group Michael J.W. Stickings the general Christian orthodoxy In October, 1989,TheNewYork lice; - men. Men rape. It’s as simple that is, in this country, represented Times published an article about a 4) events like the one above are as that. The Reaction by established Catholic, Ortho- man in Tallahassee, Fla., who no longer part of any record. Nevertheless, it is women who dox, and Protestant churches. raped a woman at knifepoint and Even with the statistics of must live defensively, devoting Koresh and his cult represent a small revolution against the order was found not guilty because, to known and reported rapes and as- hours upon hours to rape preven- and stability of American society. Koresh himself, along with count- quote one ofthe jurors, “she asked saults on women, rape is the sec- tion. Great portions of the lives of less of his followers, is a purveyor of vice and immorality, and is for it.” According to the article, ond leading crime in America, every woman must be set aside for guilty of polygamy, murder, and various other unspeakable crimes. the woman was wearing “a short second only when one puts all the self-defense,rape awkeness, anxi- He has brainwashedhis followers;he has portrayed himself as the son skirt, tank top with no bra, and no robberies together as the number ety, locked doors and windows of God; he has taken innocent minds and corrupted them; he has built underwear” (though nobody one crime. Yet we live in a time (yes, men must also fear robber- an army that is prepared for alleged armageddon. He represents the seemed to bother to ask the rapist when a teenager caught smoking a ies, but their fears end with theft very element that must be brought down with all the power, all the what he was wearing). The rape - with women it is a twice-felt ruthlessness of justice. had eyewitnesses,the man admit- problem). The Constitution permits freedom of religion; this is at the very ted raping the woman and using a We live in a time Some men will say, “It’s not core of American society and is hence a cornerstone of stability and knife to threaten her into an act she when a teenager caught my fault. I didn’t do anything.” a representative of the establishmznt that must be defended. How- never “asked for.” No matter - smoking a joint will And yes, not every man is a rapist. ever, the Constitution does not permit freedom of action, and in the the rapist was exonerated: accord- But the point is that every man is a legal system there is recourse to punishment of dangerous elements ing to another juror, he “did the probably spend more potential rapist, anduntilwe (men) of society. The Branch Davidians must be tom apart; David Koresh right thing.” time in prison than a. begin to change our attitudes and must feel the wrath of the state and be subjected to the sheer On Nov. 11, 1990, The New date rapist. raise our awareness, the security humiliation and utter pain that he himself has inflicted upon his York Times reports another rape and peace ofmind and well-being followers and the victims of the ATF raid. story: “A Montana man’s rape of every woman will never exist in The standoff has dragged on for weeks, but there must be no conviction and 90-year prison sen- jgoint on his fhtporch will, if our lifetime. compromise, no legal escape from the impending finality. Koresh tence have been overturned by a convicted, probably spend more It is up to men to change things. must give himselfup to the authority ofthe state or face the full weight three-judge federal appeals panel, time in prison than a date rapist. Women do not rape, men do, and and consequences of a violent finale. In the name of authority, which says that ‘Women Against Rapists are an undiscriminating we can no longer stand by and stability, and order, he must suffer the same dreadful fate as all Rape’ buttons worn by courtroom group: rich, poor, andmiddle-class, ignore such a pervasive problem elements that seek revolution and the collapse oftreasured norms and spectators may have denied the they cross all definitions of class, by saying, “It’s not my fault.” The institutions. man a fair trial.” race, and religion. They have only only way that women will ever be In 1905, Lenin wrote: “Religion is a kind of spiritual vodka in The above stories are only the two things in common, these men able to live with security and peace which the slaves of capitalism drown their human shape and their tip of the iceberg. Today in who abuse, batter, and rape of mind in our society is if men, claim for any decent human life.” Such a belief is a danger to the Americait is very diffcultto gather women: they are men and they including those who are not rap- civilized world, for if implemented in practice, it acts as a destroyer proper statisticsabout rape for sev- almost always get away with rape. ists, make an effort to understand ofstabilityandorder, andconsequentlyupsets, ifnotuproots,theverq eral reasons: Why? and come to terms with the insidi- foundation of established norms. 1) many rapes go wqorted Why are rapes, assaults on ous attitudes and perceptions al- To preserve the state of affairs that peacefully governs man, it is because women fear retribution women, and domestic abuse so most all men have of women to- necessary to fight all that isrevolutionary, all that seeks to destroy and from the rapists, the women are low on thetotem pole ofAmerican day. It is time to stop seeing them rebuild without respect for the forces that have determinedthe course humiliated, or both; criminaljustice? Why doesn’t our as objects and time to address rape of history. In this struggle against dangerous elements of society, media cover rape more intensely? and assault as the hideous, violent, those who both actively and passively work to disrupt order anc David Krasner is a graduate stu- We fill our children with lessons abhorrent acts they really are, and stability, it is necessary to look to history, to what is objectively dent and instructor of &ama at on how to say no to drugs; why not hide them on the back pages of established, for answers to current and future policy making. Tufts. aren’t we teaching them to say no our newspapers. These elements may take many philosophical and political forms; however, they all hold in common the desire to replace the established morality with their own corrosive ideologies. Quite clearly, they are all antitheticalto the basic way of life that characterizes and cements all that is historically legitimate. In western civilization, these elements may be in opposition ta capitalism, private property, the class structure, orthodox religion. the family, traditional hierarchies, indeed, to all else that has so greatly contributedto the west in its role at the forefront of historical progress. Whether Communist, fundamentalist, deconstructivist, 01 revisionist, they are all revolutionary. They all seek to destroy, tc eradicate and rewrite history, to take power from its legitimate holders. They must all be eliminated for the salvation of tradition. Whether one believes in a divinity or not, it is quite clear thal religion is a basic cornerstone of order and a true preserver of the establishment. Even Machiavelli, certainly an atheist, admits that religion plays a necessary role in the stability of society. As he writes in The Discourses, “the observance of divine worship is the cause 01 greatness in republics, so the neglect of it is the cause of their ruin.” He maintains also that the rulers of a state ought to “uphold the basic principles of the religion which they practise in,” so as to keep the state “goodandunited.” As anexample he sets forthNuma, Romulus’s successor in Rome, a ruler who “turned to religion as the instrumenl necessary above all others for the maintenance of a civilized state.’‘ It is necessary, therefore, for religion to be used in the vanguard of the fight against revolutionary elements in society. However, it is also necessary to weed out those elements of religion that seek ta undermine the general unity of this great bulwark against revolution It is imperative,therefore, to maintain a general orthodoxy within the religious structure of a state. In Waco, to act with force and conviction would be to upholc American society and western traditions. Religion is a bulwark against revolution, that is assured, but such dangerous radicalism is If you’re serious about Graduate School. then prep with the best. Only one course not protected by any constitutional facade. It must be condemned guarantees classes of under fifteen students and extra help with your instructors, no1 with all the vigorous enthusiasm that is within the Apollonian spiril tapes or computers. For dates of upcoming courses, CALL TODAY. of the American people. Religion is no vodka, no tranquilizer for the masses. It is a Courses are starting SOON! necessary defender of all that is established, all that has historical foundation, all that is good. However, the corruption and evil withir must now be pulled out and crushed. Only then will the unity oj ordered and stable forces be able to wage the glorious and noble wm against revolutionary elements, to reach the heights of victory, and tc preserve the greatness so inherent in the historically ordained estab- lishment. page four THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, April 8,199 I LECTURE SERIES UESTIONS!! (WELL, 5)

1) Who was the fiisf woman to - - achieve a leadership post in Congress? rn

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Age is just the Even many adults appreciate the recurringorpermanentinjury.But JL McHenry tention. length oftime you’ve been around; beauty of snow, and after donning the most significant clue is back Now back to our regularly old is an attitude. One doesn’t get apairofskis they might play in the pain. Only old people get back Capitol Letters scheduled column. Did any ofthat definition sound er, physical signs of eerily familiar? We all have our little episodes of mental distress. be misleading. Where Mine’s been going on pretty much steadily since August of 1991. No actually, it didn’t start until October of that year, when the PS51. InternationalRelations, midterms were returned. Boys and girls, can fraction. At some point later you say “crisis?’ I thought you could. And that brings me nicely tc the answer is always a whole the first type of pressure: academic. ber -- this is the first sign of g Academic pressure weighs far more heavily on some than on old. Fraction kids carry To What do your parents think of others. There are those who aren’t concerned in the least by a near- trucks and Fisher-price radios failing grade. And then there are the sane ones. Also, there’s the “Oh: no, I can’t believe I only got a 95, my parents are going to kill me!’ group, with whom we would all like to have a meaningful encountei involving a firearm. whole-number kids m move is when your parents start Academic pressure also ebbs and flows, somewhat like an ocean up the Fisher Price and telling you their problems. If your tide but usually not involving kelp and driftwood. It changes like thc sand every once in a seasons. It advances and retreats. It comes and goes in a cyclical fashion. In other words, it’s pretty good for meaningless, space- fillingmetaphor. Actually, it usually peaks right before midterms (the “Uh oh I’d better buy the book” stage), right after the midterms are returned (the “Oh boy I wasn’t expecting it to be quite THAT low” stage) and right before finals (the “AAAAAAAAAAAH!! !” stage.) Political pressure. You knew I had to get around to it eventually, didn’t you? Clinton has been under constant political pressure since before the election. Do this, don ‘t do this, play this up, give this up, stop that, go there, come here. And that was just from Hillary. Really, though, the party wants to exert some control over his actions. The lobbyists want to advance their own interests. The Senate wants to go home and sleep. Dan Quayle wants his head on a platter. And it all boils down to the economic difficulties of trying to use limited resources to meet unlimited needs. See also Webster’s words of wisdom above, especially definition number four. Yeltsin’s got his own fair share of pressures. He was under threat andtheold. That linecanbetracked body and they now need an hfi- So if you don’t want to get old, , of imminent impeachment for weeks. He could have tumbled from most easily in freshly fallen snow. cia1 source. don’t get a job, don’t act mature the very very top to the very very bottom with the raising ofjust a few A kid is thrilled with any sort of The body can start degrading around your parents, buy a Fisher . skategic hands. And if falling from grace in the former Soviet Union snow; it might cancel school, and quite early in life. The first sign of Price radio, and lie about that pain isn’t a little stressful, I don’t know what is. Ask Tsar Nicholas I1 and kids play in the snow. (Old people the inevitable process of decay is in your back. his family. Since they may not be available for comment,just trust me on this one -- the way down wasn’t as much fun as the way up. We’ve lately been reviewing the pre-World War I system of pacts and alliances in myHistory-IO class. 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Brought to vou bv Tufts Lecture Series CI J J Co-sponsored by the President’s Office, Tufts Republicans, Student A .I Activities, and the Primary Source Thursday, April 8,1993 THE TUFTS DAILY page seven SPORTS Jumbos drop slugfest to BC, 13-9 Crew season finally Huge comeback falls short of powerful Division I squad begins as ice melts by JOHN TOMASE Eagle rightfielder Pete Carmichael Svagdis and let Lyman shut down by TAMMY DONROE in the varsity heat on Sunday Daily Editorial Board drove in two more and it was 4-0, BC in the top of the fourth. Contributing Writer against Wellesley andplacedthird. On paper, when a Division I11 Boston College. In the bottom of the inning, It seemed doubtful that the Junior varsity oarswoman Lucy school like Tufts plays Boston Soolman, who had good con- Carmichaelmadeperhapsthe play spring crew season would ever get Arnot said of the race, “We did a College, their big bad Division I eo1 but little velocity, then yielded of the game. With two outs and under way with low temperatures good job keeping up with the two .. .. - , 7 a double to Derek Fergus which runners on first and third, Jumbo keeping the Charles River frozen other varsity crews, but then our scored Carmichael, before induc- outfielderTodd Romboli scorched well into March.Stil1, the coaches varsity boat just took off.” Baseball ing a grounder back to the pitcher a sinking line drive to right, and did their part in combatting the The novice women got a @ for the first out of the inning. Tom Carmichael came in hard to make forces of nature by setting out in glimpse of MIT beginning to row I Mandile’s grounder to third drove the fully extended, diving catch. their launches and physically up to its Division I potential as the L neighbor, the results should not be in the sixth run, bringing Taylor “It would have been a different breaking up the ice to hasten the first novice boat placed behind pretty. After two innings of back up to bat. game if that one fell in,” sighed melting process. With part of the MITbut aheadofBCand Amherst. Tuesday’sbaseball game at Huskin The count went to 2- 1 and then Casey. “Then the score is 8-5 with river finally navigable, the gruel- Tufts’ second novice boat fell to field, the teams seemed to be fol- Taylorblastedaknee-high fastball Romboli on third and I think we ing double-session practices dur- BC andMIT. Consideringthis race lowing this script to perfection. over the centerfield fence for a could have come back.” ing Spring Break began for varsity marked the first time the novice The score stood at 8-0 Eagles, and two-run homer and 8-0 lead. Lyman spotted the Eagles arun and novice crews alike in prepara- women rowed fu 11- pressure Jumbo ace Zach Soolman was al- Soolman finished the inning with in the fifth and then shut them tion for what would hopefully be through the entire course, their ready gone. another assist on a slow roller to- down until the seventh, when he another successful season. somewhat disappointing row was Ball game, right? Wrong. The ward third, but the damage had tired and gave up two runs. Now it . Rising to the occasion this past not altogether surprising. Jumbos (3-3) scratchedand clawed been done. was 11-4. Finally, Boston College weekend were the varsity women Novice women’s coach Marny their way back into the contest, In their half of the second, the had put the Jumbos away and the who managed to shut out Boston Jaastad said, “MIT had two really only to have a late game rally Jumbos came to bat determined last two innings would just be a College, the Massachusetts Insti- fast boats but we should have stymied by an untimely double not to let the game slip away. With formality. tute of Technology, and Amherst rowed a lot better than we did. We play and some clutch BC hitting. one out, Eric Sholds and Colin Wrong again. Paul Svagdis and College on Saturday as well as had Saturday night to think about “We could have easily packed Cash each drew walks and fresh- Todd Romboli reached base, set- Wellesley College on Sunday. it and Sunday’s race was a big it in and just settled for a 16-2 man hockey sensation Doug Gen- ting the stage for Sholds. The jun- Saturday’s race was not without improvement.” blowout,” said Jumbo coach John tile showed that he can handle a ior had a Mo Vaughn-like spring its tense moments as Tufts opened The first boat did enjoy an im- Casey, “but we kept at it. If you’re bat as well as a stick, lining a and had continued his torrid hit- water on the other crews only to pressive first place finish ahead of going to fall behind eight nothing, single to left and scoring Sholds. ting (.478,4 homers, 1.OS7 slug- have BC close the gap during the Wellesley, Simmons, and it might as well be in the second Chris Mikulski’s fielder’s choice ging percentage) into the regular final sprint and finish a mere seat Brandeis. The second boat also and not the eighth.” drove in the second run before Joe season up north. With the count at behind Tufts. Not wanting a re- placed ahead of Simmons, losing Things started out positively Murphy struck out to end the in- one and one, the catcher blasted peat of this situation on Sunday, only to Wellesley, another Divi- enough for the Jumbos. Soolman ning. his fourth homer of the season the boat pulled together and, with sion I power. (2-1) openedthe game with agreat Freshman lefthander Matt over the left field fence, pulling an improved sprint and better Although Wellesley and MIT stab of a shot up the middle and Lyman replaced Soolman to start the Jumbos within four at 11-7. swing, established a more com- are outside of Tufts’ division and retired the side in order. The Jum- the third and pitched effectively, Undaunted, the Eagles an- fortable margin of victory over do not technically qualify during bos also went quietly in the first. retiring the side in order in three of swered with two runs of their own Wellesley. the regular season, they do com- Then the Eagles exploded. his five innings before tiring. in the eighth off seniorGreg Cocca. The junior varsity women had Pete in the New England Rowing BC first baseman Chris Taylor “Lyman was excellent,” said Anerrorby Murphyhurtthe Jumbo similar success as they placed Championshipson May 1 and will lined a 1-0 pitch into left for a Casey. “He came in, threw strikes, cause to set up the runs. ahead of BC and MIT with open be serious opponents to contend single. Back-to-backsingles plated and did an outstandingjob.” In the bottom of the seventh, water. Neither Amherst nor with. one run, and a wild pitch scored Sholds cut the lead to 8-3 with Wellesley had a second varsity the next. A walk and single by a bullet to left that scored Paul see BASEBALL, Page 11 boat, but Tufls’juniorvarsityraced see CREW, page 13 ATTENTION Where the NCAA has gone wrong You just have to feel for Chris Webber, all of That’s part of the beauty of Division I11 sports twenty years old and remembered solely for his where athletes can compete with as much intensit! horrible gaffe at the end of Monday night’s NCAA as in the big schools,but not have their lives overmi tournament final. Forget that he had previously by the sportthey play. Wemay secretly wish that wc scored23 points inthe game and had been Michigan’s went to Duke and had a terrific team to root for, onc best player throughout the entire tournament. In that played on national TV and packed huge arenas essence, it was We may think it would be neat to have Cherokec Marc Sheinkin still his fault that Parks walking past you on his way to class in thc IDon’t forget to sign up they lost. He morning. And in a way, it would be. fo the Leff called time out But in another way, it would prevent the athlete: when they had (as well as the fans) from concentrating on wha for one of our none left, resulting in a technical foul and the end of they (and we) needed to concentrate on. We go tc Michigan’s chances for a championship. school to get educated, and this message is getting Personally, I couldn’t imagine going to a Divi- lost in too many of the college athletic events thai new and exciting sion I school, going to classes with Chris Webber or we watch on TV. Instead of doing homework, wc Drew Bledsoe or Eric Montross. How would I take would crowd in front of TV sets watching basket. notes with one ofthe greatest college athletes in the ball, or we’d jam into an enormous arena to cheei Physical Education world sitting two rows over and one back? It’s one ourselves hoarse for our boys. thing to take a class with Patty McDermott (one of Here’s anunnervingthought: wearenow gettins courses he best women’s hoops players at Tufts), but what to the age where we are seeing people who are if I had my PoliSci 106 class with Rick Mirer? . younger than us excelling in big-time sports. Eric What is Webber going to do when he walks into Lindros is younger than about half of this campus Ilis math class tomorrow? Despite his worldly ath- yet he is making $3.5 million a year playing hockej u letic skills, he is still a student and must still endure while we are picking our noses waiting until we gel iQ he rigors of academic life. He has spent the last into the real world. Strange, isn’t it? iQ 0 hree weeks on the road, travelling from city to city Could you handle the pressure of hitting two Is 1s 1s the Wolverines worked their way to the Final last-minute free throws in front of 70,000 people, as u 5 Four. Doesn’t he havemidterms? Finalscomhig up? U 5 urrn one of the North Carolina players did on Monday U 5 4 term paper or two? He must be so far behind... and night? He was about 20 years old. Maybe you can n 5 U 5 mable to concentrate. hit three out of four shots from the line out on the U 5 mmm Who would be able to think about a math assign- practice court or IM gym, with no pressure. Put that U 5 mKOm ID 5 nent oraterm paper ifhe hadjust blownabasketball line in the SuperDome, though, and the same 15 Is 5 IS 5 ;hampionship for his school of 35,000 students? foot shot looks a mile. ID 5 iQ 5 The game was played in front of about 70,000 It reminds me of that classic scene inHoosiers, U 5 ieople at the SuperDome and another hundred when Gene Hackman had his farmboy basketball U 5 12 5 nillion watched on national television. That night’s players measure the free throw distance and the 12 5 30 5 iomework would seem awfully meaningless. height of the basket in the enormous arena in which 30 5 30 .5 If a Tufts athlete had made a similar faux pas, they were to play that night. It was to help them U 5. nurtomar low big a deal would it be? A hypothetical situation: 11 5 understand that the game is the same, no matter Illen’s hoops star Chris McMahon gets a technical where they were playing. PE-508 Self Defense/Uomen Hl+J2+ 16 5 with the Jumbos down by a bucket and fifteen As great as that scene was, it was also a complete econds to play in an ECAC tournamentgame. Tufts lie. Playing basketball in Cousens Gym is a wholly PE-110 Independent Study TBA 10 2 oses, and their chances of a Division 111 champion- different experience from playing basketball in the PE-131 Emergency Care W1U3 LEC 35 5 lab Fee hip are gone. He has let his teammates down, his Louisiana SuperDome,no matter what Gene Hack- E-Ol4ldl SPORT IN 0 Id toaches down, his fans down. But in the end, not all man says. And putting 20-year-old men in that hat many people know about it, not all that many are, and in the long run he’s probably fine. see SHEINKIN, page 10 page eight THE TUFTS DAILY Thursday, April 8,1993

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The Tufts University’s Art and Entertainment Guide Tufts Daily ENDER Whither Springtime? A DoublelEdged Season by NADYA SBAITI life. Next time you see them, smile haven’t gotten rid of the smell. Just to do any work out of you (if it was Daily Editorial Board again, and so on and so forth. In a sniffthatspringfreshness.Aaah. there to begin with). month youmighteven say hi. There extreme ECK THE HALLS cases ofthis, those are with bows of holly, aanrde r\ fa la la la la, la la la Dla .... ’Tis the season to be jolly,fa la la la la .... Oops, wrong season. Isn’t that GREAT????!!!! As far as I’m concerned, this is the right season. Can you believe that that disgusting, slushy, ten-year winter we just had is finally, irrevocably, and officially moods, and a over? I can’t. My roommate can’t. tendency to skip And tell me one more thing, kiddies: classes(morethanusud). who said that winter was the season Forthoseof you fortunate to be frickin’ jolly? How, in the enough not to be name of the rose, can you be jolly afflicted with with those arptic, sub-zero temperatures we had for close to all you go you see people, people,people. K n o w winter, when we probably saw the It’s sorefreshing to seethe uphillquad why?Everyone sun, oh, five times in just as many teeming with active bodies, and can see just how months, when moods were so low studentsjustloungingeverywheredoing much weight they’ve month left of that they were being tripped over nothing. gainedoverthe wintermonths school. Don’t let the and ground into the slush, and just when nobody really saw much of bastards get youdown. walking 50 feet to go to a dining hall c)Everyoneis wearingtheirshades, theirbodies exceptforfaces. Hitthose was enough to wish you were home? sunglasses,whatever.Andtheyallthink gyms, everyone. (I’d say Cousens, (Note: Don’t let all thosepeople SPRING has sprung, folks, oh they lookgood. There’s nothing like but then I realized I’d used the word in late-night studyfool you. Noneof joy, oh rapture, and the sun is out for finallyhavingenoughsunshinetoneed “gym.”) them really go to Tufts. They’rejust good (we hope). Takealookaround to pull on thoseshades. hired by the ARC for incentive in andnotesomeoftheobvious signs.... 9 Your umbrella is no longer a these hard times.) d)Youcangetridofallthoseitchy, permanent appendage, swinging a) People smile. The bears of winter scratchy sweaters that you’ve been from your arm wherever you may b) Weird outfit combos emerge are out of hibernation. That’s the wearing all winter long (well, not get roam. No, except for the occasional in April. People can’t decide if it’s ultimate in having a good day, when RIDofthem,exactly,butjustputthem April shower, those annoying totally shorts and cotton shirt people just smile at you, big sunny away. You know, outta sight, outta doodads are nowhere to be seen. weather or just light-sweater smiles that match the day and their mind). And then comes the best part: weather. The result: turtlenecks with moods. And, because you’re feeling the smell of cedar on your newly g) Lots 0’ folks are actually shorts and a sweater, or wool so good too, you smile right back. unpackedspringandsummerclothes, walking uphill, and you don’t really sweaters with shorts. In extreme There. You’vejust madea friend for or mothballs, for those of you who dread walking into the Windy Arena cases, you may spot the same person (uphill) too much four times in one day, each time becausethesun is there wearing a different outfit. This is to warm you. The not because hehhejust has too many Houston WindTunnel clothes, but the poor soul can’t from hell is still, from decide what in the name of the rose hell. Lucifergotadeal to wear. on that one. 0 c) There are still sizable chunks Yet,kiddies,lestya’ll of snow left in some remote comers Start to get too excited of the campus. They are an eyesore and pumped up, allow to humanity. When they melt it’s me to point out some slushy, and just when you believe potential problems of you can wear those spring shoes that this lovely time. Feel are inno way water-resistant....p lop, freetonodandsmilein you step in a meandering nver of benign agreement.... cruddy melting snow. Lovely.

a) First and fore- d) YOU want to swim SO badly most, nota single soul you feel like a reptile, but the water is doing a stitch of is still the temperature of a deep homework. This freezer. Now you can’t wait for weather is like a summer. Sigh. No-one is ever disease, albeit a good pleased with what they’ve got. one (if there is such a 0 A final point: Spring v. Winter? thincasacooddisease)4 --o--- -- IThis fellow is in need of two things -counseling and a tan. Luckily, Spring is here! ] $atjustsuc~all&s& Nocont&folks. page I1 THE TUnS DAILY Thursday, April 8,1993 WEEKENDER Of Eggs and Chocolate Bunnies by JL MCHENRY It’s the only processed food mallow chicks take up a good Daily Editorial Board more intricate and unhealthy chunk of the aisle space. HE #1 FOOD HOL- than a Twinkie. A thick milk They’retheEasterequivalent Patrick Healy iday is, of course, chocolate “shell” encases a of conversation hearts -- T h ank s - g i v i n g . goopy pure-sugar “egg white” everyone whines about how Christmas runs a slime,attheverycenterofwhich sickening they are, but they’re Inverse Universe closeT second. But every holiday is the bright golden “yolk.” It’s cheap and you end up eating HE N.Y.C. WOODY ALLEN-MIA has its associated food -- a mystery how they are themanyway.Aswithchoco1ate Farrow courtroom drama has sent the barbecue on the Fourth of July, constructed, and an equally big bunnies, it’s always fun to bite world of cinema spinning out of candy corn for Halloween, and mystery why anyone eats them. off parts of the creature and see control - as if this Manhattan Battle that unforgettable St. Patrick’s But there’s something com- what it looks like after ofT the Titans has set the Cosmos on its head. One Day tradition, green beer. pelling about them. Perhaps it’s amputation. can’t help but wonder if Woody, depressed after And now, coming soon to a the immediate and The only thing more a series of “bridesmaid” ‘80s films after the Christian household near unrelentingsugar disgusting is the “circus winners of the ’70s.(AnnieHall, Manhattan), did you, there’s Easter. rush that they peanuts” that were part of the not script the current bedlam to attract attention Easter food can be May Day tradition. (They to his quirks - indeed, he’s in need of a hit. divided into two main nothing to do with But back to the Cosmos - this week’s box overarchin Easter. So sue me.) office returns show that Cop and a Half, the new Burt Reynolds vehicle, topped all other categories: tab1 As children, you and competitors. A dopey comedy with Burt? Halve food and basket your little first grade we returned to the days of Cannonball Run? Or food. General1 friends would The Goonies, with the dreaded hit The Sandlot? table food is better for you present each other By summer, Tom Cruise will sally his (although dangerous in its with a “May Day unctiousness across screens in The Firm, based excess), but basket This on the bestseller by John Grisham, and Arnold food is much, ‘‘ b a s k e t ” Schwarzenegger will grace audiences with The much more fun. basketfoodis usually avariation ’usually con- Last Action Hero. Therefore, by the dog days of Also, it results in an intense and on candy available year-round. sisted of a white Styrofoam cup August, one hopes that Woody is out of court longer-lasting sugar high. The important difference: now, with a pipe cleaner -- usually and back behind the camera where he belongs - Table food has its highpoints, it’s shaped like an egg. Candy yellow, sometimes lavender -- perhaps older and wiser for his latest drama with but it seems much the same as companies also make their strung through two holes in the Farrow, but still a genuine article in this that of other holidays. Easter confections “Eastery” by top for a handle. It always looked Universe. morning will usually see a ham wrapping them in shiny pastel- wonderful, mounded above the 0 in the center of the table. It’ll be colored wrappers, decreasing rim with M&M’s and sticky Floating Films: Critics often affect the nicely glazed and sporting some the serving size, and charging caramel popcorn and cello- success or failure of new films, especially those sort of incongruous decorative more. Yay, capitalism! phane-shrouded sugarballs in not widely distributed at the local megaplexes. fruit, like a maraschino cherry Then there’s the famous primary colors. But those were The best example is The Crying Game, which or pineapple ring or sometimes chocolate bunny. A common a strategic illusion. Miramax poorly distributed but flourished with both. For the more well-to-do childhood memory involves And why are circus peanuts critical praise and, later, word-of-mouth families, lamb is- the dish of your older brother stealing yours off-peach? (Trust me, I’m going applause. choice. and biting off the ears before somewhere with this.) Early Such is now the case with El Mariachi, a new And there’s always the you could get to them. Care holiday theorists postulate that film that was made for a scant $7,000 (for option of turkey -- not your should be taken with the larger- they are produced from the perspective: Hook cost $70 million). The stoiy older sister’s starving-artis t sized bunnies. Tooth breakage combination of leftover Easter of young hoodlums/musicians on the run in husband Rafaelano, but thekind Mexico was the cause celebre at Utah’s is possible when attempting to yellow marshmallow chicks and Sundance Film Festival, and is the darling of The of turkey that sometimes drowns bite all the way through an inch- pink marshmallow bunnies. New York Times and The New Yorker. looking up at the rain. But and-a-half of solid milk Back to Easter food. Table Of course, the film has not been seen outside maybe Rafaelano’ll do that chocolate. So either use a food leftovers take care of of the two lower Manhattan theaters screening it. someday as performance art. cleaver or buy hollow. themselves, especially if you’re But after all, that’s how Woody Allen got his Basket food can be broken 0 on the 500 points meal plan. start - and look where he is now. down further into two You can always tell when Also, there’s Valentine’s candy categories: chocolate and non- Easter is coming when you turn still on sale at the bookstore. L.A. Law Redux: If there was ever a lame chocolate. As always, chocolate left into the candy aisle at Osco But if you don’t want to take the horse in need of gun, the long-suffering NBC first. and are immediately blinded by chance on missing the sugar- series L.A. Law is it. The show lost its general The quintessential chocolate the rows and rows of pink and coated sugar for the season, you appeal among viewers years ago, yet the Easter food is the Cadbury egg. yellow. Yes, although they are have two choices. You can wait Peacock is essentially on prime-time life-support Not the Mini-Eggs, which are only air, sugar, and food for someone to send you an since the departure of Cheers from its line-up. somewhat like large M&M’s, coloring, the pink marshmallow Easter basket ... or you can just One wonders, though, why the L.A. Law folks but the original Cadbury Egg. bunnies and yellow marsh- go out and buy some. do not show the good sense that the Cheers producers did and cancel the series since it is . obviously past its prime. At least Cheers is going out strong; but NBC roped in former Luw producer Steven Bochco to remix the courtroom Scene and Heard formula in hopes of regenerating that old magic. As anyone who watched last week’s “premiere” of the “new” series knows, the show still offers strong writing, off-the-wall humor, and compelling, -though twisted, plotlines. But what Cheers understood only too well - that the cast was irreplacable and, in fact, the essence of the show - is a lesson that L.A. Law missed. When Harry Hamlin, Susan Dey, and Jimmy Smits bailed out of MacKenzie/Brackman a few years ago, the show lost its core. When Cheers lost Diane Chambers, the comedy’s ensemble was strong and replete enough to sustain the barroom hilarity. No matter how many office men Gwen picks up or how many divorcees Amie Becker romances, the spark is lost. Consider this: Sam Malone, Norm Peterson, and Carla Tortelli die in a tragic blimp accident. Would the show go on? Thursday, April 8,1993 THE TUFTS DAILY page I11 WEEKENDER

- successfully gets the audience to simultaneously hate and pity him. ‘I His true feat, though, is that he does not make viewers envy his wealth. P Instead, Redford’s portrayal succeeds in compelling the audience, forcing them to examine what money represents and how truly fragile emotions can be. More pointedly, he proves that people cannot rely on assuming what a relationship can withstand and what it cannot. 0 Based on the 1988 novel by Jack Engelhard, Indecent Proposal can be added to another one of director Adrian Lyne’s movies characterized by the complexities and emotions involved in romantic triangles. .Director of Fatal Attraction, 9 1/2 Weeks, and Jacob ’s Ladder, Lyne takes an original slant in his attempt to prove a lesson that Hollywood does not model, but loves to depict in drama: money can’t buy everything. His direction of the story and characters is reminiscent of his by CAROLINE SCHAEFER win, they lose, they cry, as it always his position in the film, but because earlier pictures -- heightened Daily Editorial Board goes in Las Vegas. Harrelson successfully makes you tensions, strong emotions, torrid OR A MILLION But in the process, they meet relate to his character’s feelings. love scenes -- and though it is dollars , would famed billionaire John Gage (Robert True, probably not many have had entertaining, it does not explore you.. .9, Redford), who develops amore than to live through a night with hisher David and Diana’s relationship after We’ve all friendly affinity for Diana or more spouse sleeping with someone else “thedeal”withthe depthand honesty played”F the game. Everyone has for money. But we’ve all that viewers deserve to see. At the specifically, her body. After Gage posed hypothetical situations to their flirts with her, alluding to trading experienced some form of the pain, end of the movie, there are many friends, offering them money they money for her affections, Diana jealousy and hatred that David has, unanswered questions about the don’t have to do things that their tartly responds, “I can’t be bought.” and Harrelson believably depicts finale’s whys and hows. But, if friends probably never would. How wrong she is, and thus the these elements. Still, you have to nothing else, Lyne succeeds in The fun of it is that no one’s ever movie’s plot is established. Over an smirk when the film opens and making the audience take a long, really serious with their monetary oh-so-casual game of pool, Gage Woody’s ... er, David’s first words hard look at relationships and the bids, so those who accept the dares offers David and Diana one million are, “Losing Diana was like losing a factors that can both make them last agree under the condition that they’ll smackaroos for one night with part of me.” Deep, huh? and make them suffer. never have to do whatever it is that’s Diana. Their reflex answer is “no,” Moore’s portrayal of Diana is 0 so outrageous. But what if real, but as they ponder the offer and decidedly less successful. But then Indecent Proposal is definitely honest-to-goodness dollar bills - commiserate about their bankruptcy, again, her character does not require worth a viewing, though maybe it’s one million of them -were staring Diana agrees to “do it for David.” much depth of acting. As Diana, better to wait for it come out on you in the face? Exactly how far After all, he wants his dream house, Moore does have a couple of good video. With the exception of would you go? right? How selfless ofher, honestly. cry scenes, but she does not play the Redford, the acting is unspectacular This predicament provides the Regardless of their motivations, “woman wronged” role with much and the direction has severe basis on which director Adrian Diana and David accept the offer. grace. Moore’s dramatic talent shortcomings which limit viewers’ Lyne’s new movie Indecent 0 seemed to have been at its peak in understanding. But the premise is Proposal is built. Staning Demi The night comes and goes. The ’AboutLastNight,whenshemastered interesting, if not original.Yett Moore, Woody Harrelson and audience does not see much, except the wry, bitchy humor she does best. anyone can probably conjure up Robert Redford, the film addresses the emotional hell that David Who can forget when she shot down these same dilemmas and questions issues that force the viewer to experiences the night she’s gone. Rob Lowe when he approaches her by reading The Great Gatsby. It’s at question not only how important a When Diana returns, as David is in the bar after she’s been looking at Wessell- check it out. role money plays in hisher actions, opening and shutting the electric him?: “There’s a clock but how easily he/she can separate blinds in a bleary-eyed daze, they above your head.” That love and sex. embrace lovingly. But unfortunately was good. Her portrayal The picture opens with the for David and Diana, the subject of of Diana is not. portrayal of the high school their night apart is not -unlike the But Moore is s wee theart-turned-marital- electric blinds - an open and shut beautiful, and hey, it’s relationship between David case. Hollywood. So she gets (Harrelson) and Diana (Moore). DianaandDavid believe that their off easy in this role, Their existence together has all the relationship is strong enough to put because the only real cliched contents which supposedly the memory of her night with Gage requirement for her fill the lives of young married out of their minds, and she makes acting is the portrayal of couples: starry-eyed love, sex, David promise that they’ll never a gorgeous woman who money problems, sex, fights about discuss it. Strike two for Diana, who some billionaire would laundry, and more sex. originally argued that she was not pay one million dollars But David and Diana, who an object for sale.The remainder of to .... What a wonderful affectionately call each other “D,” the film explores the changes that world. have more than their share of their relationship inevitably However, not all of monetary woes. A budding young undergoes, and the ways in which the acting in this picture architect, David has begun to build their love and morals are tested. is simply passable. Fresh their dream house when they run As David, Harrelson is from directing and into trouble. Recession hits, and hits surprisingly convincing and proves producing A River Runs David and Diana especially hard. that he can act passably well in a Through It, Robert With the bank threatening to dramatic role, despite his standard Redford boasts his talent repossess their property, the pair dopey “Woody” portrayal. In the and is excellent as the borrow $5000 and fly to Eas Vegas end, you care about his character, cool, calm and collected to test their hands at gambling. They not only because youempathize with bastard that Gage is. He Thursday, April 8,1993 THE TUFTS DAILY Page Iv r nGS BUNRATW’S s mation, running for two weeks. THETHEATER LOBBY. chronicling the lives oftheseplay- Call 625-5700 For showtimes. Cxema, list show ever for Com- The popular musical-comedy ful animals; Antarctica; and New mon Ailmeritsof Maturity, Cul de Nunsense has been running for England lime Capsule, showing Concerts Sac and Gestalt. Call 254-9804 or years in Boston, and has now found the beauty of the region. lickets $4.50 for students. THEMIDDLE E AST 254-9820 for info. a home in this charming North End Theater. Call ,227-9872 for “The Cuie,” featuring “Cut,” Thumper, a band of Tufts stu- Concerts info. “High,” “Friday I’m In Love,” dents and grads. 18+. Call 492- BOOKCELLARCAFE and“LoveCats.” Tickets are$6.50 9181 for info. Late August performs during AVALON for adults and students. the April celebration of women in Call 547-0620. BOSTONPARK PLAZA For all showtimes and tickets, music, mixing new and traditional The Broadway hit Forever call 589-025 1. - T.T. THEBEAR’S blues & folk duos. 8:00 p.m: T.T. THEBEAR’S Plaidis in Boston for an indefinite Bachelors of Art, Atlas Sloan, Modern Farmer and run at the Park Plaza. A fun-filled REVER HOUSE Shrugged, Tornado Room and Paper Squares. Call 492-0082 for show of song and dance. Call 357- Miss Yous. Ca11492-0082 for info. THECHANNEL 8384 for info. Runs indefinitely Visitors receive a glimpse into info. ’ Call 695-3230 for .info. Con- the inside life of Paul Revere’s life and accomplishments, and insight HOUSEOF BLUES cert Line, ofifering an overview of AMERICANREPERTORY Boston shovvs, is 695-0852. BUNRATTY’S into everyday experiences for co- Every Sunday, 2 1 -year old col- Lettersto Cleo, Tommy’s Dark- THEATER 1onialBostonians.The museum is lege students (with a bloody valid CLUBM-80 ening Thrusts, Greenhouse and Call 547-8300 for info. open from 9:30 a.m. to 5:15 p.m. ID) and over can see live Blues The Accidents. Call 254-9820 for daily. Admission is $1.50. For without paying cover. FREE!!! Internaticwal hip-hop and some info. more information, call 523-2338. reggae. Call 254-2054 for info. COLONIALTHEATER AXIS The Broadway hit Guys and JILLIAN’S THEPLOUGH & STARS Dolls is now running through April Dancing. Call 262-2437 for THECOTTON CLUB Call 492-9653 for info. 11. It’s a terrific show, and seats The Golf Club, Boston’s first- Upstairs, international and info. are hard to find. Call 426-9366 for ever 18-holeindoorminiature golf techno. Downstairs, live band. Call info. course at Jillian’s in Kenmore 541-0101 for info. CHRISTOPHER’S Square. Featured is the “DogLeg THETAM Ellie Marshall and Rick Ber- American Gladiators and the Kitchen & Bar” offering gourmet NIGHTST.AGE lin. Shows at 9:OO p.m. Call 876- Museums pizza and other exotic foods, along Jennifer Trynin Band. Call 277- 9 I80 for info. 0982 for info. Hi Hats. (18+) Show at 9:OO MUSEUMOF FINEARTS with beer and wine. Cost is $6 per p.m. Call 497-8200 for info. For round of golf. Located at 3 Building A Collection: The Landsdowne St., Boston. Ca11262- THEPARADISE tickets, call 497- 11 18. THETAM Department of Contemporary Art, T. Blade and the Fabulous Es- 0300 for info. Flail, Blister Soul and Big Part II. Examines the formation quires (farewell show). Call 277- Catholic Spirit. 254-2052 for info. THETAM and growth of the Museum’s 0982 for info. Allen Estes Band (back from ContemporaryDepartment, focus- BOSTON SYMPHONY ing on a collection of works made JIM’S Nashville).Call277-0982for info. ORCHESTRA DIAMOND THERAT after 1955, marking changes in Located at the Lenox Hotel, Tix actually $52, $35, $25.50 19+. Call 536-2750 for info. lifestyle and perception inthe post- and $19.50. showcases of Boston’s top musi- CHRISTOPHER’s war era. - calperformersandlegendary sing- Peter Calo. Show at 9:OO p.m. JOHNNY Dutch and Flemish Seven- a-longs. Call 42 1-4900 for info. Call 876-9 180 for info. D’s teenth-Century Paintings: The Films Call 776-2004 for info. Harold Samuel Collection. Fea- LOEWSFRESH POND THEWESTERN FRONT HOUSEOF BLUES tures 50paintingsj?omthecollec- THECHANNEL tion ofthe late Lord Samuel Harold The Sandlot; Indecent Pm- Call 492-7772 for info. Call 49 1 -1BLUE. posal; Teenage Mutant Ninja (18+). Call 695-3230 for info. of London. Turtles III; Born Yesterday;Point SCULLER’SJAZZ CLUB Photography: Close-Up/Still BOOKCELLARCAFE Lge. The exhibit includes close of No Return; Aladdin; Gmund- A celebration of women in Call 783-0090 for info. Comedy up and still-life images by such hog Day; Cop and A Hag Jack music with The Bawdy Ladies, photographers as Alfred Steiglitz, the Bear; The Crush; The Adven- who put a hilarious and enlighten- THECOMEDY VAULT tures of Huckleberry Finn. For Comed y SEE FRIDAY’S LISTINGS. Berenice Abbott, Lucia Moholy, ing spin on Renaissance and Me- Edward Steichen, Man Ray and showtimes, call 66 1-2900.. dieval music. Show at 8:OO p.m. THECOMEDY VAULT Bill Brandt. Taken in the early Free. Call 864-9625 for info. Larry Norton headlines, with THECOMEDY HUT decades of the 20th century, the LOEWSASSEMBLY SQ. Johnny Pizzi and Dick Doherty SEE FRIDAY’S LISTINGS. photographers sought abstraction The Sandlot; Indecent Pm- BUNRATTY’S himself. Call 267-6626 for info. and symbolism that was found in posal; Jack the Bear; The Crying Eric Martin and The Derangers, STITCHES the close-up. Game; Aladdin; GroundhogDay; The 32-20’s. Call 254-9804 for COMEDYCONNECTION SEE FRIDAY’S LISTINGS. The Crush; Point of No Return; info. $10. Call ,367-2986for info. ISABELLASTEWART Born Yesterday; Teenage Mutant NICK’SCOMEDY STOP Ninja Turtles III; The Adventures PLOUGH& STARS GARDNERMUSEUM of Huckleberv Finn; Scent of A STITCHES SEE FRIDAY’S LISTINGS. The Museum is exhibitingMrs. Call 492-9653 for info. Woman; Cop and A Half: For For more info call 424-6995. Gardner and Japan: A Bostonian showtimes, call 628-7000. Showtimes at 8:30 p.m. Free Explores an Asian Cultuni?. The THERAT pahkin’. exhibition features recently con- (19+) Call 536-2750 for info. served Japanese painted screens LOEWSHARVARD SQ. THECOMEDY HUT Concerts of the Edo period. Breathtaking The Crying Game; Olivier stuff. that. $2 for students. Call Olivier; Indochine; Like Waterfor CHRISTOPHER’S Dominic Fig headlines, with ORPHEUM Chocolate; Passion Fish; The Chris Chandler and Jim Mike Prior and A1 Jublonski. Call Jesus Jones arrives April 19 at Rocky Horror Picture Show For - Infantino. Call 876-9180 for info. 491-2422 for info. 7:30 p.m. Tickets $19.50. Tickets showtimes, call 864-4580. are on sale now. JOHNNY D’s CATCHA RISING STAR .LOEWSNICKELODEON SteadyEarnest, featuringmem- Shows at 8:OO and 10:30 p.m. THEHARVARD COOP Olivier Olivier; I1 Lazar0 di Call 661-988’7 for info. Theatre bersofBimandHiHats. Call776- Writer, director and actor Eric Bambini; Passion Fish; Like Wa- 2004 for info. CHARLESPLAYHOUSE Bogosian, star. of Talk Radio and ter for Chocolate; The Clying Shear Madness, the longest- NICK’SCOMEDY S TOP Sex, Drugs, Rock n ’ Roll, will be Game. For showtimes, call 424- runningplay inBoston, is a scream. 1500 Shows at 8,:30 and 10:30 p.m. appearing at 12-1:00 p.m. on the- This murder-mystery uses its au- ground floor in the General Book Call 482-0930 for info. dience as sleuths and participants Department to promote his new JANUS, HARVARDSQ. Films -- always areliable treat. Call426- book, Notes from Underground. Concerts 5225 for info. Strictly Ballroom. For T.T. THEBEAR’S BARNUMHALL, T urns A Closer Walk with Patsy Cline showtimes, call 661-3737. Swirlies, Merange, Cavedogs. The Breakfast I Club. $2. has been extended indefinitely MUSEUMOF SCIENCE Call 492-0082 for info. Showtimes 930p.m. &midnight. Actresdsinger SandyMartingives fie Mugar omni Theater: SOMERVILLETHEATER a fantastic performance/tributeto ~~~~i~~lRainfoEst, featuring the Through tonight, Untamed THEPLOUGH & STARS SOMERVILLE THEATERthe country/western star. . 400-million-year evolution of Heart. $2. Call 625-5700 for Call 492-9653 for info. The Second Festival of Ani- rainforests; Mountain Gorilla, showtimes. Thursday, April 8,1993 THE TUFTS DAILY page nine

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I page ten - Chris Webber is your age SHEINKIN would be a lot nicer to screw up in You have to take the good with the HOLY WEEK continued from page 7 fiont of 35 people than 35,000. bad, and in the long run,it looks spotlight and expectingthem to be During ihe -tournament, you better not to have either. perfect is simply unfair. may have wished you were Chris I really feel bad for Chris OBSERVANCES It is unfair that Chris Webber Webber: talented; soon-to-be-rich- Webber. He may look grown up, might not want to show his face in but-already-famous, and seem- being almost seven feet tall, but class this week back in Ann Ar: ingly capable of anything. Of he’s still only about 20 years old bor. It is a shame that Eric Lindros course, after Monday’sgame, you inside, just like most of us. His cannot go out for a drink with his wish you weren’t. But that’s not pain is a kind that I just wouldn’t buddies without having the press how it works, and as great as it want to deal with, no matter how The Episcopal Chaplaincy at and fans crowd him with requests may look to be Chris Webber while old I was. for interviews or autographs. We he’s winning, it’s an even deeper And where have you gone, Tufts, in cooperation with The all have our place here at Tufts, low to be him when he’s losing. Dwane McLain? but nobody is world famous, caus- Episcopal Student Fellowship at ing other students to stop and stare NO DEPOSIT! as he or she walked past. It may be Tufts, offers the following service: a little boring, but it’s also rather comforting. Being famous just at Goddard Chapel: doesn’t look like all it’s cracked up to be. So maybe the Tufts athletic teams toil in relative obscurity, Maundy Thursday April 8, - longing to show their talents to the world like the athletes at Division 9:00 p.m. I schools. But as every athlete Holy Eucharist with footwashing knows, there’s always-- going - to be . mistake. It just seems as if it Good Friday April 9, 12 noon JUMBO OPPORTUNITIES Proper liturgy with sermon for all at Easter Sunday April 1 1 APRIL OPEN HOUSE 7:OO p.m. Festive Holy Eucharist

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...... A workshop focusing on basic exercise, *...... -*.. weight management and relaxation techniques. ....- ...... '. ...:. ... t- 6:30 - 8:30PM WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14 55 TALBOT AVENUE LOUNGE There is no fee for the workshop, but you must register as space is HEALTH EDUCATION PROGRAM limited. Call 627-3027 to reserve n a spot for yourself! 55 Talbot Avenue 6 2 7-302 7 klassified! CRUISE SHIP EMPLOYMENT Wanted female volunteer Cental America anyone? now hiring students. $3w/9whw. to help young man wlreading 8 writ- 2 female Tufts students traveling to wanted Summerlfull time. Tour guides. giff 11 Services ing skills. Please call John at 729 Central America this summer. We Notices shop sales, deck hands, bartenders. 9127, are looking for possible travel casino dealers, etc. World travel- panions. Interested? Call 625-5486 t5600 FOR THE SUMM~~~ Caribbean, Alaska, Europe, Hawaii. Summer Jobs to save the "TYPING AND WORD" No 'XP. ne'. '''1 1-60*-680-0323* (Lisa). PROCESSING SERVICE Would that help pay for school next envlronment 395-5921 year? nso,stop byforaninterviewwl 'Z3. Eam $25003500 8 make a differ- FREE AND BOARD the Southwestem Comp. on Thun. ence. National campaign positions in exchange for 15-20 hrs of Student papers, theses, grad school CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING April at 4pm Or 7pm in 'Iin 'I3' to renew the Clean Water A&, pm babysating 8 household chores in MEN!! applications, personal statements, €am $2000+/month + world travel comprehensive recycling, 8 homesconvenienttoTufIs.CallNOW Want to impress women? Want to tape transcription, resumes, gradu- for SUMMER 8 I7W-L Placements. atelfaculty projects, multiple letters, (Hawaii, Mexico, theCaribbean,etc.) stop offshore oil drilling. Avail in 22 defendyourgirffriendshonot7Come Summer Jobllntemshlps Holiday, Summer 8, Career employ- states& DC. Campusintrvws:4/13& TheStudentHousingExchange.2TI- leam howto fence! Fencing practice AMCAS forms. Thorough knowl- ($l,2001mo) edge of APA. MLA and Chicago ment avail. No experience neces- 4/14. Call Jamie, toll-free: 1-80075- E420. areeveryTues8Thurs nigM.SlOpm. National Health Oriented Company saw. For employment program call EARTH Jackson Gym. Manuals of Style. All documents are has openings avail in marketing, Laser Printed 8 spelkhecked using 1-2-8 ~5035 advertising &display for college stu- Summer help wanted WordPerfect5.1 .ReasonableRates. dents. Can eam $300+/ wk. All ma- WOMEN!! Quick turnaround. Servina Tufts stu- SLOVAKWPOLAND lmmedlately Want to impress men? Want to de jors considered. training provided. Summertrips led by local students. Customer service rep. to work 95, dents 8 faculty for 10 years. 5 min. no exp nec. ($1200/mO based on fend your honor since your boyhiend from Tuffs. CALL FRAN ANYTIME Hike in the scenic Tatras, vist a M-F. 30+ hours, April-August at can't defend yours? (Hint:Leam hoM display set ups). For interview all ~ypsyvillage, explore castles 8 3955921. (Member of NASS-Na ' young, fast-paced Cambridge corn to fence. Guys!) Come leam how to 891-1233 (specify student Program medieval towns, meet Slovaks 8 pany. Must beoutgoing. articulate8 fence! Practices are every Tues & tional Association of SecretarialSer- when calling). Mon -Fri 95pm. vices) AAA WORD PROCESSING Poles. Fordetails,call800-666-JOIN quick learner. $6+/hr. Call Jennifer nights&lOpm, Jackson Gym. at 576-6033. I I .I I - - - FOC, .E I.urn ' page fourteen THE TUFTS DAkY ' Thursday, April 8,1993-

-~ J Classified ClassifiedsClassified: Zlassifieds~ Yassifieds Yamaha GultarlKeybOard Summer Sublet 3 bdnn apta Ampllfler Birthdays Beautiful rm close to Carmichael. Clean modem apts next to Tuffs on Apartment available 80 wattslchannel. Great for clean fuUy fum. kit, lii rm, w/d. driveway. quiet st. lg new kit w/refrig. d/w, 6/1/93 4 bedrms, 2 baths. Next to sound. 2 channels wIHCLO inputs. Avail mid-may. Come 8 take a look. disposal, OakCabinets. New bath 8 T&. W/D inc. $1,50O/month. Call Happy Birthday Naif AI-Mutawal Great old amp. $175mO must sell. it's a great place to live in. Call 625 wlw carpets. WID & frontlrear Barbara at 628-1773 Hope your 22nd is the bes 666-9407 6787. porches. Garages avail. No fees. yet,because you deserve it. Happi $895$1075.484-1642 birthday from the President youi SUBLET a SUNSET1 of BUY CLASSIFIEDS IN For Rent - Luxury Condo Three roomsavail. in beautifulhouse Fan Club! and remember ... l also E THE TUFTS DAILY1 622 Boston Ave. Walk to Campus. 2 S2251mo Summer Sublet Client! on Sunset Rd. Price negot. Call 628- On sale now in our office in Curtis bdrms, 2 baths, alc..wlw, Indoor Very convenient Hillside loconlytwo 7470. Hall8 at the Campus Ctr. Info Booth. Garage Pkg. Call Days 292-1282. blocksfrom campus. Cperson, par- Spawn Buy 'em now! NightsMleekends (508)481-9900. tially furn apt w/2 full baths, lg liv rm, HELP USll Happy 19th Birthday. Love - EM) kit. study room 8 porch, hdwd flrs. CAUSE DINNER and the 520's We need someone to share our Forms available in Senate Office Sept Rental ceiling fans, a compiimentaty Ally house. One room avail. in 5 bdrm, Must be submined by April 11 at ! 2nd 83rdflrsof2-lam house. 4+vety Sheedy poetry book! Cali 396-0163 beautiful house on Sunset Rd. Call pm. Questions-call Seth at623-598t Housing lg bdrms. liv rm, e-i kit, W/D, d.w, for info. 628-1 120. carpets, on Electric Ave. 1-yr lease Lg &small apt avail DO you want to see more ~ufts reqd. $1400/mo + utils. Call Arlene 3+5 bdrm apts I 628-2282. k message. Furnished + un-furnished avail 6/1. W/in walking dist to campus. Rents students 2 grad students are always reasonable. Call day or from your hometown or state? The Events seeking non-smoking female for 3 Some with off-st pkg. some near Summer Sublet Davis Sq, all near campus, porches, night at 6257530. Ask for Frank or Office of Undergraduate admission^ bdrm. apt. May 1st - Aug 31st. 10 Lina. min. walk to Tuffs. Close to 2 bus Avail 611-8/1.2 lg rms avail in beau- clean & bright. Rents start at $8551 routes. Rent $233/mo + util. Call tfulhouseonCollegeAve.Greatloo mo. Please call Ed at 395-3204. French and Spanish F'lacement inCl uti1 + W/D. Reasonable rate CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP Tests 391-9571. price neg. For info call Kristi a629 APT FOR RENT Subletorrent. 1cozybdrminLARGE will begivenon Mon., April 12,11:30- 3bdrmapt. $270+.Nice housemates, 1230. Classroom location will be PRICES HAVE HIT ROCK 8304 or Lisa Q629-8288 ASAP. Tufls/Davis T area. 3 bdrm. heat and hot water incl. sunny, hdwd flrs. lg bright rms, lots of storage, walking posted outside Olin 226. BOTTOM1 dist to Tufts. To see this tropical Bargain shoppefs dream! Room 3 bdrms yard, sun porch, only $1000. Call 8 big Iv. din, kit 8 new bath. Tony 623-2825. paradise, call Dianna ASAP, 396- CAFE A available for sublet summer + fall 5765. Tonight from 930 - 8 1p.m. in the semester! Fairmount St. -incredibly Powderhouse near circle. Fum or unfum. Central a/c. wld. Avail Sept- ROOMMATE NEEDED Remis Sculpture COIJ~~of the close to campus! Don't miss this CALL EARLY- MUST SEE Aidekman Arts Center. Acoustical opportunity of a lifetime! Call now! May $1200/mo or Sept-Sept $1 loo/ to share 2 bdrm w/young profes- mo. Rms avail this summer. Eves sional. Heat 8 hot water incl, sunny, Beautiful, modem 8 lg 2,3,4 bdrm music, free coffee and pastry. board Eric 396-2647. near Tufts. Some w/ wld. pkg, 8 2 games. Art, Caffeine, ancl Conversa- Tom or Anne 628-9344. Days tom TuffsU~eeleSq.5minwalktoDavis 4956176. T. Call Tony 623-2825. Only $325. baths. Avail June 1 or Sept 1. $275 tion. 314 BDRM APTS AVAIL 375/student. Can take up to 8 stu- Spacious, clean, kit, livrm, goodsize Summer housing. 3 Ig bdrms dents in same house. Call Owner for Come and cheer on the bdrms, w/d, renovated kit, off-st pkg. details, 862-4885. Equestrian Team $950. Call Steve(days) 884-3752: 1 bdrm in 5 bdrm apt at 87 Electric Furn. mod kit 8 bath,refrig.pkg This Sat at Winona Farms. Call 629- Dan(nites)489-1611. Starts6/1 or9/ Ave. close to campus- great house & availno pets, no smoking, no fee. 8959 for details. 1. housemates. Price neg- avail fum or AvailJune1,lvmessageat6284019. unfum. Call Carisa. 6255291. Due to hlgh volumes of resumes Somervllle Tufts Charming 4 Bdrm and limited interviews, RANDOM 8 rm, 4bdrm furnished immaculate Want an ON-CAMPUS single In In house, hdwd flrs. eat-in kit. semi- Rides HOUSEencouragesanyonewho did cond.. natl wdwork. hdwd flrs, quiet the FALL? modem front, 2 bk porches, pkg, on I have a great number (5854)!Let's Boston Ave near Espresso's. $879 not get on the schedule but is still side st 8 near the 'T Avail June 1st 1993. $950. Call 3953886. Andy or split a contract 8 vou can aet a areat mo. June 1. Call 729-0221. We Need a Ride interested in an interview to attend h-it's OK wIho;sing! Csl Toid Q their info session on Mon. April 12 at Chris. Pretty please - to Philadelphia or 629-8674. APT FOR RENT vicinity. Leaving Fri around 12 noon. 7pmintheLargeConference,Room, As of June lst, 80 Josephine Ave, Campus Center. Summer Sublet Call Amanda at 629-9093. Thanks! Spacious? bdrmson48WinthropSt. 2 bdrm apt Somerville. w/inwalking disttoTuffs. Will rent rms individually. Great Lo- 2 mins to campus in 3 fam house, 3 bdrm, 1 bath, living rm, kit, Ig Iwill Pay You Senlors- mod, private, excl cond. WID. porch pantry,Zporches,somefumiture&1 Want to learn how to make the most cation. w/pkg &free wid. Good rent. to drive me tu NYC on Thurs 418 or Avail June 1. Call Cristina, 629-81 25. 8 yard. $750 incl utils. Owner 547- pkg space, 2nd fl. Please call Carlos Fri.4/9andretum on Sun., 411 1. Call out of next yeaR Attend the 'TRAN- 8926. at 666-1091 after 4pm. SITIONS-LIFE AFTER TUFTS din- Loren at 629-8575. Somenrille ner workshop Wed, April 14. RSVP Room for rent AVAIL JUNE 1 deadline extended lo 4/9/93,lpm. College Ave. Clean Bcharmingapts. Headed to Vermont? From 1 thm. 12 bdrms. all sues 8 in a lovely W Medford home. Sunny Fully fum 4 bdrm apt wffridge, w/d. I need a ride to Burlington or any- Sign up with Veronica Carter,Dean & spaciotts. 3rd flr privacy, phone Walking dist to Tuffs. Call 623-2852. of Students Office, ~31211. prices, avail June or Sept. Call Mrs. where near there this weekend. Will Buckley (617) 729-8151. jack, all utils incl. 10 min bus ride to split expenses! Please call Kate at Tufts, near comm rail. Call 396-7005 Apartment for rent- WIN $lOO!I 629-9238. Summer Sublet 30 Sunset before 9pm. 4 bdrm, very close to school. wld, To Urban OuMlters in Harvard Sq. - driveway. Avail 6/1. Call Danny Swim for the Leukemia Society of Sublet up to 3 bdrms. 2 Flrs. spa- u2 cious bdrms. lg kit. separate dining & 3 4bdrm apts avail 396-0303. I love them but I promise I won't America on Mon. April 1!3 8 win gill For more info contact Despina Bartlett certificates. 1-shirts. & much. much liv rms, 1 112 baths, free pkg. Great make you play them in the car f you location practically on campus, at 2356097. (June 1) 3 bdrms 'drive me to NYC April 17th. Ex- more! Register at all dining halls, - garage,Zndflr, 1OOConwellAve. W. lunch & dinner on April !i 8 6 or all Reasonablerent. From Juhelst.Cal1 ' penses. Ai 625-4006. 629-9343. 3 bdnn apt Somerville. Avail June 1. Rent $775. week at the info booth. Close to campus, sunny lg apt in.3 call 861-8594 ans mq., Fill Our Fall Spot1 fam house; mod k&b, WKI. porch, 862-6397. i. Do you want to see more Tufts quiet, clean. $290/person. Owner. Services students from Wanted - 2 female roomies who'll be ?ere for Fall '93, but not Spring '94 547-8926. ' 2 great apts your hometown or state? The Office ina2-famonWhiimanSt. Upstainis of Undergrade Admissions is spon- indwant to live in a dbl. with kitchen 4 bdrm apt behind Mlller Hall 8 4 bdrm, $1300/mo. Downstairs soring a Phone-a-thon to all newly Jn campus. Call Brandi, 623-9936 or m, PARLIAMO ITALlANOIl Agh. 629-9609. Convenient living in 3 fam house. is 5 rm, 3 bdrm. $9OO/mo. Both have accepted students on Wed Apr 7 8 Cabinet kits, tile baths, wd flrs. new Where? Right in Florence in a fun 8 Thurs Apr 8 from 510pni. All inter- clean lg rms. freshly painted,e-i kits. successfulprogram! 2-4wks dasses Apt. for RENT ceilings, refrig, storage, pkg. 8 yard Both have free use of w/d 8 are very ested callers can sign up at the re- use. $1200. call 464-1312 onP teVe- ie.Convenienfprices ception desk in Bendetzon or call 3-5 bedrooms, modern apt. Wall to Moset~;Tufts.Amplegff-stgkg.-E)gth. gii&e"eso&f?od&!! ChlTProf. ' avaii June 1. Cali Marvin Davidson wall carpet, large eat-in-kitchen W/ Servino at 926-8923 late eves or 10- ONeil Outar at 627-3170 for more Summer of 931 ' anytime, 9657848. k message. info. 3. 2 min from Tufts. Call Mary 625 12pm at 736-3215. 1399. Leave a message - Do you want our key??? Beautiful6 bdrm, 2 bath, W/D. close to campus Apt for rent RACE AWARENESS STUDY Stressed out? 4. (CollegeAve)overlooking vast green Summer Sublet: Lg 314 bdrm, near campus, clean. Learn to Meditate! Certified instnro GROUP meadows. $200/mo. Call us, Lisa mod kkb. w/d, garage incl. $950- I bdrm avail in 3 bdrm apt. Close to tor will teach ypu for free. It's fun 8 is meeting on Thurs. ApriIBN7:OO in 776-0109 or Liz 629-8790 1300.3 fam: 868-1170. the campus center, Lane IRoom 218. impus - Dearbom Rd. WID. Pkg eay. For appoiptment; Please ivail. Rent $300/month + 1/3 utils. an. The topic will be inter-racial relation- --d~caIC(617)9S"4ouj-4€327~ Summer Sublet . 2,3,4 bd,m apte 5 ships: All are welcome! For more tent slightly negot. Avail 5 1/93 For - nore info. Call Naorni 6299281. , , 5 bdrm apt, 62 Bropfiqld. sunny,& nearcam&j:f, quiet, sunny. info, call Jen at 776-0100. . ,. spacious rms. rnd -kifw/garbage ALL TYPES Word Processing mod k8b, w/d. hdwd flrs. pkg. $700- Service. Summer Sublet disposal & dw, WID in basement. 1300. Owner, 547-1533. Gus and Jackopierce Great loc 8 beautiful house. June 1-, 10% student discount on all your I bdnn apt w/2 sun decks, d.w. w/d. typing needs. Please call: Judy Come see Jackopierce, an amazing end of Aug. Call 6252991. 94 Bromfleld Rd, Som. - acoustic duo on their national tour & lisposal, popa-shot. 2 baths, mod- McLaughlin (61 7)846-0549. :rn kit, garage pkg in a security build- 4 rm, 2 bdrm. cabinet, kit, refrig, tile Gus. neat-o ThrasNPolka. This Fri Great Summer Subtet bath. Rent- $650/mo. 391-9654. 9:30 p.m. The Black Rose, Harvard ig 10 min walk to Harvard w/an Heading for Europe this iption (possible) for next year. Per- 6 bdrms & small guest rm. 2 baths & Sq. 19+ before 10 p.m. Call 629- lg kit. Good locon OssipeeRd. Close WORLD'S LARGEST BUTT summer? ect for 3-5 people. Asking $1500. Only $169! Get there any time for 8003 for info. to Tufts, great price. Call LdAkual Can even fit in our spacious 4-bdrm ;all Marc at 491-8213. only $169 w/Airhiich! (As reported in Jen- 666-8349. apt, Avail. for summer sublet, huge AN EVENING OF JAZZ Let's GO & NY Times.) Caribbean NEED A ROOM FOR THE kit, WID, great location. Call StU $189 rn air to somewhere sunny. and conversation. Performed by Summer Sublet .628-7470 or Brian 628-1 120. Craig Glantz & Friends. Voice re- SUMMER? AlsoCalifornia $129 llway. Airhitch- ;200/month, comer of Boston Ave & Looking for 112 people to sublet cital. Mon,Aprill2,1993.Upm.Alum amazing, fum apt on College Ave. bdnn apt 212-864-2000. HEY IOTAS! nae Lounge. FREE Admission. Pre- ;urtis St. Call Nicole or Jake at 396- 3 IO75 for mQreinfo.' Pkg avail, CHEAP RENT! For more Walk to Tufts. Avail 6/93. Refrig inCl. Faculty & Staff You guys are awesome! Super Job sented by the Tufts University Dept. info, call 623-6522. Landlord rentingto Tufts studentsfor of Music. Looking for quality child care this with the Cannon! It looked great. SUMMER SUBLET 20 years. $650/mo. Call Ann at 395 summer? Senior, wldegree in Child We'll have to do it again (after some :ully Furnished(Beds. desks, tables, . Fully Furn Summer Sublet 7351 eves or Iv message on ma- Study, graduating in May, looking for rest!) Maybe Heather will remember bots, pans...) Porch, w/d, liv rm, kit Beautiful 4 bdrm w/beds. 2 min from chine. FTT or PIT child care work this sum- how to spell her name! Love, Cam wfiridge). 112 Block from campus, campus, 5 rnin to T. Lg k rm, din rm, Short walk to Tufts mer. Refs avail. In interested, please ;300/mo (negot.) Leave message kit, porch 8 yard. Ca11666-8244soon! 4 bdrm duplex apt. 1 112 baths, w/d call Chrissy at 629-9161. GREEK JAM For Sale i29-8269. On premises, lg kit, separate dining Come to the largest fundraiser and Summer sublet rm. liv rm. located in 2 family house GRAD SCHOOL APPLICATIONS the best show at Tufts this Thurs in Going Abroad 2nd Semester? Spacious 2 bdrm apt opposite South on quiet st. backyard, lease. $1050/ EXPERTLY TYPED on Powderhouse Blvd. Partiallyfum. Cohen Auditorium. Tix are on sale in MERCEDES 190E-2.6 (1989) want someone to split a housing mo. (617)227-8000 (days) (617)969- (Law, Medical, Buslness) Carmichael and the Campus Center For sale with ski rack.snowtires and :ontract w/me in either a dorm or Avail June 1-Aug 31. Call 666-9735. 3075 (eves). -395-5921- on Wed and Thurs for only $6. very low mileage. Call 629-9835. ,pecialinterest house (ie the Bayit). Are your grad school applications 'lease call Sharon at 629-9321. Summer sublet South Medford piled high on your desk? Are you 1 space in fum. 3 bdrm apt, great loc Mellssa Bdrm furniture for sale On busliie, offstreet parking. 2 bdrm, wondering how you're going to ffi all You are probablytyping this yourself All must go- double bed frame. desk, Sublet a Summer Sunset! on College Ave, low rent, pkg. May- Clean, quiet neighborhood. $675 no your info in those tiny spaces? Are but-thanksforcovering formin CS. tms in 5 bdrm house on Sunset Rd. Aug, amazing place. Call Jill at 623- utik. Call 3958517. you concerned where you'll find the dresser, bookcase, night stands. Call 7126. I owe youmanydays. I'mgladevery- 393-4556, please leave msssage. louse has liv rm, dining rm. eat-in- time to do it all before the deadlines? thing isall worked out. Iguess Iwon't :it. w/d. 2 baths upstairs skylights, Practically on campus! Are your Personal Statement & Re- seeyoutilnextweek (when Ihave my vall to wail carpeting. 1 rm furnished Beautiful, cheap summer sublet Spacious 4 bdrm apt for summer sume professionally typeset & laser Misc. Cool Stuff right next to campus, W/D (not coin- paper topic) -the irresponsible one Hammer Dulcimerwith case Bstand- $325/mo., 3 rms unfurnished, price sublet. Kitchen. living room, pantry, printed on high quality paper in a op). pkg. porches & fireplace. Call as new- Beautiful instrument- $450, leg. Call 628-7470. and full bath. All rooms furnished, type style that's attractive? No need Megan 629-9793 for more info. MONIKA- Orientalstylewoolcarpet-8l/Z'xii' avail. June 1-Sept 1. Call 623-7056 to fret - CALL FRAN AT 3955921, a No problemo! There wereonly about primarily beige wlburgundy blue flo- Apartment for Rent: or 666-2787. specialist in making your applica- 10 people in class! I left the notes on I bdrm near Porter Sq no fee, lg kit, 39 Curtis Ave for rent tions, personal statement, &resume -1 motif- $200. Lg. bevelled oak - block from Tufts. 4/5 bdrm, 1 112 the counter under the clock. I'm sure 'ramed mirror c. 1880-44"x:19 $150. vrm, dining rm,walkto bus&T. safe SUMMER SUBLET as appealing as possible. they're buried by now... -Melissa ieighborhood, smallporch. on stpkg. lath, $15OO/mo. 2/3 bdrm $9OO/mo, 1 bdrm in 3 bdrm on Boston Ave. W/ 323-4517. 1 rms, sun porch. Call Ray or Karyn, PS-Yes. I did type my own personal, wail 5/1 $850+, 6251093. D. and dishwasher. Avail 5/24-8/15. ' - 508-251-9717. Avail June 1. TUTORING justforthethrillof seeingmynamein Airfare - Cheap1 Call Beverly 623-9168. - Need help with Chemistry (except bold. Affordable, convenient sublet organic), Math, Stats. Thermo, unit 2 travel vouchers won in contest. Sublet from me Good for 2 roundtrip airfares each + Avail. 6/1-9/1. $250/mo. off-st pkg. Fall sublet ops, orphysics7MITChemicaIEngC JOHNNY partiallyfum.. 10 min. walk to Davis, bail June-Aug. 1 fum rm in 3 bdrm One bdrm in bbdrm apt. Great loca- hotel accom. Fully transfenable. Fly apt w/2 females cats) $300/mo neering grad student avail nights 8 So glad I now know the magic words 5 min to Tufts campus. For more info (a 2 tion. Great atmosphere. Mor F. Call weekends for on campus tutoring. tomanylocations likeLondon,Puerto :neg). Cali 6255486. to bring youovertheedge: DIGABLE Rico. Hawaii, San Francisco. Florida. call Stephanie or Karen B. at 625 Shari at 629-9390 - leave a mes- $lOIhr. Call Mike at 3950723. PLANETS. 1'11 have to try that to- 8732. Eves are best or leave a mes- sage. Retail Value up to $2800. Call Chad Summer sublet night... -ME at 629-2303 anytime. sage. ' mRESUMESm luiet. responsible non-smoker Great summer sublet LASER TYPESET iought to fill 1 rm at 58 Conwell. IS IT BILL LYLE? Summer Sublet Big rooms, great location, cheap. $25.00 - 395-5921 Saw vou at Fletcher Field Tue at the Student MlCrOSCOpe 215 College Ave. Perfect location, 622O/mo neg. Call Lisa at 6258363 Corner of Packard Ave. 1,2 and/or 3 ImpressiveLaserTypeset Resumes, softbill game, what game-ha,ha. Do new Monocular ~190'ad.iustment beautiful. clean apt. 3 bdrm, kit, lv br Brian at 623-9165. rooms. Call 628-7532. featuring computer storageforfre yourernemberme?Ican'twaittotalk 36mm 5X lox 40X objectkes both rrn, 1 bath. June lAug31.Call828- Beautiful, modem, 2-flr 4 112 updating. Your choice of typestyles, to you. PLEASE respond if you're 1OX & 16X eye pieces 15 watt illumk 3725. 3 bdrms incl. bold, italics, bullets, etc on interested nator adjustments fine rack & pinion right 8 clean apt next to Tufts mod bdrm apt ... 5blocksfromcampus. Quietst. yard, Strathmore paper. Have your cover focusingSTATLabgMedical, Inc. 1- I am a Freshman guy bath, e-i kit wlrefrig, porches, ga- age. Rent $750. Call 776-5467. garden, pkg. Whv carpeting w/d, letters done to match your Resume! Whoever me is? 800-334-4756. $300, $350 w/cany looking for a roommate. My lottery # 1-day service avail. 5 min. fromTufts. case. Rentals avail. 'lease after 3pm. dw, fridge, 1 112 baths LR' DR I'm sow, but I'm not interested. But is 2770. Please call if you are even $1100Imonth. CallEricor'Anne646 (Member of PARW: Professional- if you know Meilissa tell her Iwould semi4nterested. 629-8584. ask for Somervllle, 1 block from Tufts 9009. Assoc. of Resume Writers. Call for LOVE to talk to her. - Lyle Apple lmagewrlter I1 C.J. N FREE 'Resume/Cover Letter Guide- on Chetwynd Derfect cond 8 cheap. $120. 627- Heat andApartments water incl. for in Rent!! the rent. 8 lines.") Bubba- 7677 Room for rent avail. now! 'orrent. 3 bdrms w/lv rm. big hall 8 Fig kit. mod apt. $3OO/person for 3 I don't REKEEALY know what to Packard Ave. quiet English couple Pin. walk to campus avail June 1st. Also. word processing or typing of say today-I guess I don't know any- AMAZING BEDROOM seek subletter for beautiful, sunny ieople. lncl gas. elec. 8 some fum. 2 ;all during the day at 354-5170 or 1993.4 bdrm: $800,3 bdrm: $750,2 student papers, grad schoolapplica- thing about personals. Have a lovely FURNITURE flr flat. Share all amenities, bdrm bdrm: $650. Call days 396-8386and tions. personal statements, theses, Thurs, see you at Trio's and remem- 3edframe. mattress. desk. dresser. ifter 6pm at 776-9007 8 ask for partiallyfum.Must likesmoking. cats iimeon. wes. Heh or Armand 483-1045 or multiple letten. tapes transcribed, ber: Chicks dig scars.but no broken lookcase, & night stand. Perfei &Englisheccentricities! Short or long 391-6035. laser printing, Fax Service,etc. CALL tooths. Ciao bello. -6BSitter and. Call 396-3166. term4425 all in. Phone 623-4517. FRANCESANYTlMEAT3955921.

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loonesbury BYGARRYTRUDEAU Around Campus Tufts Art Gallery Today Cafe A. Aidekman Arts Ctr, 5:30-8 p.m. Philosophy Colloquium Speech + Debate Society Kripke’s Puzzle. Important Meeting - All Welcome. Campus Center, 7:OO p.m Miner, 6:OO p.m.

Portuguese Club Arts House FeijoadaDinner. For location call 395-8694, Gallery of Photos by Liz Cohen 8:OO p.m. 37 Sawyer Ave., 8-10 p.m. WEST-Women Exploring Sexuality at tufts Lena Bruce Organizing Committee Weekly meeting featuring Sex Talk-all Planning meeting - all must attend. women encouraged to come! ! Capen House, 9:30 p.m. Women’s Ctr, 55 Talbot, 8:OO-9:00 p.m. Architecture Society LCS-ESL Meeting - Election of Officers ;alvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson Meeting. Eaton 201, 9:OO p.m. 11 Talbot Ave., 6:OO p.m. LGB Resource Center Lea Delaria ticket sales. Info BooWLGB Tomorrow Center, 134A Lewis. Hillel English Department Reading Series Shabbat services. Reform services-East Hall Irish fiction writer: Pierce Butler. Lounge, Traditional services, Crane Rm, East Hall Lounge, 5:OO p.m. 6:OO p.m. .

Stop Violence Against Women Week Senior Violin Recital Film: “Slaying the Dragon.” Diana Nicklaus. Olin 1,4:00 p.m. Alumnae Lounge, 6: 15 p.m

Stop Violence Against Women Week Arts House Panel on pornography. Free concert! Featuring Ichluga and Papas Eaton 201, 7:OO p.m. Fritas. 37 Sawyer Ave. 8:OO-1O:OO p.m. LCS Spring Blood Drive Sign up to donate. Dewick 11:30-1:30 and Stop Violence Against Women Week 4:30-6:30, and Carmichael 11:30-1:30 and Lecture by Sharon Waschler: “Violence 4:30-6:30. Against Lesbians.”

Foxlkof by Bill Amend~ Eaton 201, 7:OO p.m. Women’s programs Women’s Studies open house.Women’s Film Series RAT5 RATS Center, 55 Talbot Ave., 9:30-10:30 a.m. Movie: “The Breakfast Club,” (admission RATS WTS 0 $2). 0 Green radio on WMFO Bamum 008, 9:30 p.m. and midnight Three Gorges Dam Project in China. 91.5 FM, WMFO, 7:OO-8:OO p.m. Episcopal Chaplaincy and Episcopal Student Fellowship Noon Hour Concert Good Friday Service. Elizabeth Reardon,cello and judith Goldner, Goddard Chapel, 12 p.m. piano. Goddard Chapel, 12:30-1:OO p.m. Tufts Council on International Affairs Chaplain’s table Meeting and IR course discussion. “Sexuality,Morality,and religion-Sexual Eaton 203, 7:OO p.m. Abuse:Spiritual Resources for healing.” MacPhie Conference Rm,5:OO-7:00 p.m. Weather Report DILBERTB by Scott Adams ~~ TODAY TOMORROW . II IF I DON’T 6ETSORE OR WORSE, I LOVE AND SUPPORT COULD DECOME AROUND HERE, I A CERTIFIED nlGKT TURN TO Partly cloudy Partly cloudy High: 55 Low: 37 High: 59 Low: 42

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URITIHG-UORKSHOP COIRSES FALL '93

CURSE #/ TIM BLOCK TITLE IWSTRUCTOR

American Studies 9lww Integrative Seminar Rosermeier 8-7+

. Biology 71~/195wwe Population and Comnuni ty Ecology Chew 7-7+

Biology/American Studies 9- Contemporary Biological Problems Slapikoff rl- 7+

Biology 153ww Topics, in Biochemistry Feldberg 6-5+, 9-4

Bioloay 177ww Topics in Inflamnation Cochrane 2-2*, 2-4* (2:30-4~30)

* Classics 185-01/185ww Jews and Christians in the Trout History 191-02/191ww Roman Uor Id/ Ur it ing Workshop B-3/ 6-1+ -

END-1-Chemical Engineering ww Biotechnology Engineering De Bernardez Clark 6-1+, 6-2+

* Engineering Science 8bme,/8ww Introduction to Fluid Mechanics/ Rogers 2-7, wkshp TBA Writing Uorkshop . * German/Art History 79-01,/79ww German Expressionist Art/ Salter 8-3+/ wkshp TBA Uriting Uorkshop

* German 121-01/121ww Advanced German/ Romero 3-7/ wkshp TBA Uriting Uorkshop

.. Uath llww Calculus I Feigenbaun 8-3, 5*-4

Math 12ww Calculus I1 Hasselblatt 5-3+, 5-4

Mechanical Engineering 126ww Computer Integrated Engineering Saigal G-1, J-1 ext. to 8:40

. Philosophy 12lww Ethical Theory White A-3+ ext. to 5:30

Phi losophy 131ww Epi stemo 1ogy Smith 8-7+

Sociology 105ww Field Research Taylor 2-3* # wkshp TBA

* Classics 185ww/History 191ww, Engineering Science 8ww, GermanIArt History 79ww, and German 121ww are writing- workshop sections of larger courses. Students should register for both the credit-bearing part of the course and the writing workshop (e.g. Engineering Science 8bme and Engineering Science 8ww). In all other.,cases, all the students in the course will be taking the course as a writing workshop. Students should simply register for that course as listed here (e.g. Biology 153ww).

Writing-workshop courses emphasize exploratory writing, revision, and smal 1 group conferences. Enrollment is limited to 20 but is lower in most courses. See course instructor or your advisor if you have questions.