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Volume CXXII, Number 26 Phillips Academy, Andover, Massachusetts February 11, 2000

RENOWNED FOLK Pearson, Morse Renovations

SINGER, ACTIVIST, Come in Wake of Geib Plans ODETTA RETURNS STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS DISPLACED

LEADS MASTER CLASSES By ERIN WINKLER ______~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Parallelto the development of the and built by Charles Bulfinch in 1820. new Richard M. Gelb Science Center, Alterations and additions to te struc- 1999 Grm yN mnerenovation of Pearson Hall, expected ture, such as the tower, were made in ToGivem o minee to hold both the classics department the 1870s, and the academy moved ToGive Concert ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~andanumber of student organizations Pearson in its entirety during the ti ~moving from Evans Hall, is in its ini- 1920s. Now that Pearson is again in the Tonight- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~tialstages. spotlight, Williams is beginning to Outlining plans to make use of the look more closely at its original design, By KATE ELLIOTT basements of Pearson and Morse Hall, in the hope that "Pearson will be saved This evening 1999 Grammy-nomi- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Headof School Barbara Landis Chase and brought back to as central a role TheOevens ing 1999or Gamy-nmhe explained, "Pearson Hall is both a on campus as it had in the early 1 9 h neera Cdetapil perormhath 8onpem. insh notable, historic structure and also a century." He continued, "It has served Cochan Chpel.togh thic concert is looming liability, given its need for the classics department well but has frme and pet the eubireatin iscomplete renovation." Renovations of languished for a lack of Updating." liiedd tickts areiulrvqsiredcm both buildings will reclaim formerly Shutters along the middle of the Odettahas previouslyvisited cam- ,,. ,~~~~~~~~~~nused space and reduce the potentialce buildingbuidina concealntalrowear of sixo-footfotigh ofpusueeatimes, winning te acclaimer of legal trouble stemming from the wood beam trusses installed into Pear- ofuen tandpeforacyaies Therlk structure's decrepitude. son's structure around 1820. The mid- enicga pefrsiiing ances. The fol Director of Facilities Michael dle of Pearson is solely structural beam music legndvirs visibtion apu Baca E Tbomtont~he Phillipian Williams noted that "the new science space, a necessary design feature and Afican-Aericancultur. She Uppers Sh.-ina Bowie 01, Stephanie Araujo '01, and Nekia Durant '01 lit up Wednesday's All-School meet- center actually gave the administration before the advent of structural steel. will pfresntanAelcica mixofltu mig with their performance of a Carribbean-style dance, coreographed by Durant. an opportunity to restore Pearson to its An eight-foot space, which will be

-als, blues, and work songs that were former prominence on campus. The restructured to become a second floor, inspiredAiriiv'~ by iiie.~ilthe stuggles Dir,of i~rican i~li~ A4-~-~ ~X~r 1 7 ~~-,~A 'ffr,~-GelbjrwiA Gbb willebe solelyiorcsciencetandcthrcurrentlypseparaesttheccurrentttw Americansbn the UtedSaes.of Africant-~ 1 1UL U V ~ X 41 I ~ II organizations now housed in the base- floors of the building. When renova- "Themusic is so muchmore than i ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~mentwill be relocated to unused space tions are complete, the classics depart- you can put on a 1.page," ~commented ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~Q in current PA buildings." nurretientbwillglikelywi haveel itsve classroomsomson yoThea musi sonpg,mcomoretaei _ G usdy Odetta in a 1997 interview with Radi- L JI~ Student organizations and offices the top floor of Pearson. ance Magazine."Ift's the experience C-h erIIfI8 7 1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~currently residing in the basement of The basement of Pearson, used as a anc'e agazinec oIt'sthe r perineyKVI AT "I want to get them to want to Joseph '00 anticipated, "keeping in Evans include the Loan Library, The- riflery range during the Second World ou've had ithuacf he,the fallintgethyeErI.BRT come to the activities," she affirmed, touch with our history." Pot Pourri, Search & Rescue, WPAA, War, also contains usable space, outs hailtuf thkebesingtoeter Following her opening words, club "He will speak about the impor- and 7the Phillipian. although current drainage problems A personal life rich with adversity To celebrate Black Arts Weekend, members entertained the audience with tance of remembering your hentage," r ilaswl rvd ehi aeln edrdi ncesbe ti and triumph has provided Odetta with an annual PA tradition in February various "cultural facts." These ranged said Deysia Dundas '00, who also cal support to a council planning and hoped that potential renovation and a source of material for her pieces. synchronous with Black History from presentations on African history helped to plan the event. "He will researching upcoming changes on cleanup of the basement area will Born in Alabama in 1930, she first Month, the African-Latino-American to poetry, song and dance. remind you to always remember your campus. The council will decide how make the area useful to student organ- encountered racism at an early age, Society has organized a flurry of activ- "I strove to give students an idea," background." to utilize the new and what priority to zations. only to have it return and thwart her ities centered around its stated theme remembered, club member Seyi Fayan- Contributing to Joseph's idea that allocate each of the groups relocating When renovations are complete, professional dreams later on in life, of "A Unified Voice Building a Better ju '01, who provided background on "we all have different roots," the din- from Evans. workers will remove the wooden tress- As a teen, she was aware of her tal- World: A Cause to Celebrate." African dance, "of the age-old culture ner will intersperse a medley of multi- Classics Chair Nicholas Kip comn- es and add a new middle floor - a "sec- ent and aspired to be an opera singer. The upcoming events focus, in the and traditions we share." cultural music, including a "black mented that it is crucial to "pay special ond floor" - to Pearson. Great care will Her attempts at finding employment words of Jaronda Miller, administra- In the spirit of Fayanju' s words, playing the violin, one of the few who consideration to the preservahion of be taken to preserve the building's were futile, however, as she ecountered tive fellow of IRT and faculty advisor guest speaker Todd Fletcher '87, is actually in orchestra," with reminis, this building." Although Pearson will exterior. Workers will remove all of the bigotry prevalent in major opera to Af-Lat-Am, on "raising cultural member of the board of trustees, plans cent words from Mr. Fletcher about his be completely rebuilt on the inside, its Pearson's decorous woodwork and companies. awareness of the African Americans to share his experiences at Friday life as an African-American at PA. exterior will remain largely window moldings while the renovation "When I was growing up, there that are attending Phillips Academy." night's Black Arts Dinner in Commons "I want students to leamn about his Unchanged. proceeds, reinstalling them when coii- was no way that a black person was "We are trying to share our cul- at 5:30. The lecture intends to empha- experiences with being a black student "What you see presently is not the struction is complete. The renovation going to be in the opera," Odetta ture," echoed one of the society's co- size, as the dinner's student coordina- at Andover," maintained Dundas. original," explained Mr. Williams of will be a historical restoration project, acknowledged. She continued , "jI heads, Crystal Akcor '00. "Our mis- tor and Af-Lat-Am member Tiffany Continued on Page 5, Column I today's Pearson, originally designed Continued on Page 5, Column 2 knen tatmyheoMaranAneron sonrseaiMistoiduatnteAntreerson,______she_____said,______"is____to____educate______the____entire_____ well, not until she was retired did they school." In pursuit of these goals, Akor - Metropolitan Opera. We don't want it ing, the precursor to the weekend's De a e H s s A nl Int t o alC SE E LA S that way, but, that's the way it is. We occurrences, with an introduction may as well face the fact that every last directed at "getting students interested i- u ~ e n t0 I ~h Cme SH one of us has racism in our bones, in- i what's going to happen this week-io r ae 14 S hls Cmte MN A AS HD Continued on Pages, Column) en. By TYLER MIXTEROF H OLY Last Sunday, the Philomathean Gr ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Societycommandeered Samuel SA RNHRLEE Open FoumLOpen Ganr a n r Iuden Phillips Hall, Morse Hall, and theISACRNHELVD Underwood Room to stage its annual Andover Invitational Debate. Well- Feedback on Alcohol Policy dressed students from fourteen differ- -Monday Classes Held etschools convened to debatstead ofs By CHRISTINA KELLEHER AND RAN LIE olution: Children charged with TdyIsedo

Wednesday evening, the Student The proposal's principal architect, criminal offenses should never be tried .~Usual Periods Council hosted an open forum in the Dean of Students and Residential Life as adults. Ropes Salon of Commons to discuss a Stephen Carter, and the Deans' Coun- h omltn noe' em h

recent administrative suggestion to use cil, which will ultimately decide on the Phliaha or ol o rwo '""By CINDY YEE its own members, because the smooth - *-- breathalyzers to test students for alco- proposal, have vowed to take student fntoigo h vn ol eur . holte cnsumtion fae ofthis hi viewsintoaccontholaccount consumption. onanon an isueissueIn thathatthe hfaceas ofalmost this allviews of them into to perform organiza- mons dininghallnSundayeveningdining halmols fol effort to curtail student drinking, con- proven contentious even, in theory. tionat tasks. As a result, an internal lowing the inconspicuous entrance of sidered by some a potential encroach- The possibility of bringing breatha- tournament was held in the two weeks Head of School Barbara Chase.

ment on student freedom, the council lyzers to campus was raised two weeks before the debate in which the entire -,Though speculation had abounded in hoped to convey the urgent need for ago as part of an ongoing administra- Philornathean Society participated. recent weeks over just when the annu-

student recognition and amendment of tive attempt to combat alcohol abuse at After several round of competition, - -- ,~al Head of School Day would fall, the the current drinking problem on cam- campus social events. Recently, this the three teams that would represent secrecy shrouding Mrs. Chase's selec- pus. effort has gained a new prominence, Andover at its signature event tion process undermined the certainty both at PA and in the town of Andover, emerged. In the advanced division, of student predictions.'

where a zero-tolerance policy recently Nicholas Danforth '00 and Harry -- 2 YPo~ Only when she pulled the signature

took effect. . Boileau '02 would argue the affirma- E. Thomton/ 77e Pihillipian hockey stick from her jacket Sunday The resignation of former school tive, while Nicholas Ma '01 and Seyi Philo board members Charlie Alviosetti '01 and Katherine Sterling 'oo was the answer known, as the silence President Zack Tripp '00 as a result of Fayanju '01 would attempt to refute help to administer Sunday's Andover Invitational debate. in Lower-Right gave way to the tri- alcohol-related disciplinary trouble the resolution. Alan Ginsberg '00, co-director of performed solidly in their first umphant whooping of students just amplified the concern, as did a contro- In the novice division, Andover information technology and topic advanced competition, but Ma headed treated to a day off. versal hilipicomenary rti aiveldeatverystrKateah. '02fand research on our side, who helped us a Andover's debaters, taking second With the much anticipated holiday by Joe Maliekel '01 highlighting the maenry deateraeBccob'02 ndt lot." place in the affirnative speaker cate- behind us, Mrs. Chase reflected, "For prevalence of on-campus driking. Hanri aue '02 ndbDrewoins During the debates themselves, gory. me, the most fun was standing in -Face with he chllengeof rere- '0 tohrmi onue te2am, while aflima many different interpretations of the Andover's novices also faired well. Lower Right, having [the announce- senting student opinion on the issue of tive debaters Jeff Sandman '02 and' rsolution emerged. Boileau and Dan- In the affirmative-speaker category, ment] be a total surprise. People really breathalyzers, the student council invit- Frank Brodie '01 and negative speak- forth argued that children should never Bach took first, followed by Hatterner didn't know [until] I whipped out the

A .. ed all students to Wednesday's infor- ~~ers Shuva Chakraborty '02 and Brad- btreinaadlcotbcusth inthird. In the two-person team cate- hockey stick." She continued, "I heard mal forum. While the event, intended fodMahm'1cmrsdteohr adult trial system is inherently flawed, gory, Bach and Hattemer placed first later that people could hear it inside the by theelcted ewly scool preident ea m'1cmrie h te as itpae a man's lif I in the hand andI BroieaSad nplcdtilbrywch hogtasvy 2 THE PHILLIPIAN COMMENTARY FEBRUARY 11, 2000

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CXXII Goodbye 1¾5Oon, It is'with both wistful -regret and high expectations that-The Phillip'?anHG atr announces hepCorming,'departure of the editors of VolumneCXXII. In thedcom-%te ing week, a new staff will take their places and continue to serve the commuity- i*T'. 1P41P e by~producing aliigh-quality newspaper each and every week ,i asL L t s o r Wethe122dbardof he hilipian, would lie to take this opportunity to G e t ,'-express thanks to our readers, apologies to our detractors, and confidence in our A Last Am ong G e t -successors. Over the past year, we have striven to carry on the- prestigious tradi- T ast Monday, niy normally enjoyabrle Jia Jung Bullfinch is completely authentic), and is listed tions and standards of tbis'great newspaper. We have'made every effort to live up Lai lass session turned sour when on the National Register of Historic Places by to the legadcy of our predecessors, and, although we have occasionally faltered, we .LMs. Idzik announced that the Trustees OPINON the Massachusetts Historical Commission areconfident in our conduct and proud of our product. The strides we leave Ibeen and the Deans' Council had decided upon the frightened, hopeful, and determined. The (Andover iEstorical Society). Most of all, Pear- able to make' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~renovationof Pearson Hall. Before that day, I moment I walked in through the narrow, tall, son Hall is a symbol of the very educational - rnan bth coten rodctin ar duein arg pat tothestrng up- had not heard a single word involving the gut- door of Pearson Hall, I felt a sense of peace. tfadition in which Phillips Academy takes -port-we haereceived from our readers, and for that we are eternally grateful. To ting of Pearson. I was surprised, and then Something about the high ceilings, worn dou- pride.- all those who sent us letters-to the editor, bought subscriptions, sat for interviews, shocked when I heard the specifics about the ble-desks with inkwells, and wooden floors Finally, I believe that the inevitable and or raised their voices in support, we thank you. To those whom we have offended, fate that lies in store for the building. radiated honor, and told me that I was in the hideous expenses of these renovation process we offefourheartfeltItwas never aologies. or intenApparentlyromtheidownsizingaroftlEvans vianspresenceEvofssomethingncgreatomandnsacred.aAssacrcouldsbeco muchbbetterbe used todextendedfinancial ':weoffeapoogie. ourhearfel Itwasneve ourintet tostry frm ou mision the construction of the new science building started to learn about the ancient language of aid to qualified students, turn attention to crum- ,of p roviding accurate and useful information to the Phillips Academy community, will leave all the "things in the basement" of Latin and the myths and culture of Rome, tra- bling dormitories, and recruit a more diverse or to injure the feelings of any member of that community. Finally, to the talent- Evans right now - namely WPAA, S&R, Pot dition seeped from every corner of the room as faculty. If the school, which is currently cutting, edtat ad enrgeicill ucced cew u, wesen ourdeeest ote f cnfidnce Pourri, the Loan Library, and The Phillipian - if by magic. The dead language came alive, the size of the student population (and evident- - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~outin the cold. The solution? Lower the ceiling Though Pearson obviously has a sentimen- ly, of campus buildings), has such an excruci- ,and-our most sincere note of envy, of the current first floor in Pearson, open up the tal and aesthetic hold on me, members of the ating need to erect more facilities, it should do We are envious ecause you stand at the doorstep of what will most likely be "crawl-space" of wood beams between the two ______so by creating an entirely new building, rather the ewaringost xperence of your Andover- careers. In the next few months floors in order to make a new second floor, and than- sacrificing the perfectly functionalfa you illbe n fobt a hoefulyostdiffcul, ruitul ime In he irs ediionof aise the floor of the current second floor to "I know that otner students, facUl- tures of other historically and practically valu- 'the second volume of The'Phillipian ublished on St. 13, 1879, Editor-in-Chief mak a ovninlsieyhrlor ofs . and alumni sare my concern al uidns p. p ep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ing'? ~"Only by chance did I happen to be the first R. Trowbridge and his board offered this pearl of wisdom: "School papers have .More baffling is how the administration for the building adorned with the to propose the creation of a petition for the (fsuch a very spasmodic sort of-an existence that it is generally rather unsafe to pre- intends to divide the new so-called space. nol tte fCea n ieo cause of saving Pearson Hall from potential ~dkt antything concerning their future. They are like a certain order of plants which Teei nie hthl h vn aeetdsrcin nwta te iietfcly organizations will go to the bottom of Morse and pleasantly haunted with the and alumni share my concern for the building reach given growth in the summer, die down in cold weather, and- have to begin w nwhwcep ti ontee adte betsoiuisfo h at Ciceoad pleasantlyobhaunteduwithftheebreaths .,existence over again, in the spring, with all the infantile perils of plant life, - bugs, other half will go to the bottom of Pearson. Ccr n laatyhutdwt h rah ~wedsgrus, etc. -The yearly managn board of 'a school or college paper usual' After all, the planned drainage systems under of pupils from the past. But we are up against 1 -~ pe''ly aidetheeditriajst hen heyhav ganedenouh eperenc touse the presently soupy pathways outside Morse PA community would be kidding themselves if the powerful Trustees and the nine-strong It el f hn fe eido upne h pa e scntnue i aqdc Pearson will make the basements "dry and they thought that the house of classical studies Deans' Council. animation, ~~~~usable."However, will this actually be a better was merely a container for my mushy feelings. However, Classics Chair Mr. Kip has reas-

~must commence again at just about the same point. The new'editors are tirnid,-anx- deal? For example, will the cramped Loan After all, the classrooms are large, comfortable, sured me that the voice of the student body and - -:ious, and rather tiresomely apologetic. Even supposing the important considera- Library actually receive a bigger space, or just and built to amplify the teacher's voice. The the community will be heard and considered, -' tions of subscribers and advertisements to be satisfactorily settled, the first cold get moved over into an equally tiny room in the building also includes many of the increasingly though to what degree probably depends upon "puginto the tide of ubcopnoissiltbeak."new dryPearson cellar? As for that old classics rare classrooms in which students are not the magnitude of support. I, too, believe that plne' ulcoi ni tl ob ae. department, it will most likely receive the third placed in conventional metal desk-chairs. And our voices can make a difference, and thait the Despite. this accurate but disheartening appraisal, we have no doubt that-you floor. The rest of the building, however, will be those who have sprinted from the packed gym privilege to speak out and be respected is one ,will succeed. You will become the stew s of a most extraordinary heritage and "up for grabs." This is disturbing; not even the to Pearson for SATs at the last minute are prob- that is largely unique to this institution. Thus, I the rotctortht w ofanbeleveis ntit entrl t th heath f te cointni- administration knows exactly how the new, ably thankful for the space. Pearson (erected plead you to. sighinmy petition, whether you are mustcnfuseintelec-ot modem, generic Pearson will be utilized. c. 1820) also happens to be the only official mildly stirred, partially interested, or passion- ty. 12th Headmaste,SizerdidjustTheodore that: "WeGranted, these ideas were surely meant for Bullfinch building on campus (yep, not even -ately agitated about this issue. ,tual power with mere academic~ scholarship (important' though that may be for a good cause. However, there are countless

-some)` the latter, requires the formei; hut the former extends far beyond the c'on- sentimental and, moreover, practical reasons to Let te rs to the Ed ito r: 'fines of traditional learning." You will' fnthtTe Phillipa ofesacac o support the preservation of Pearson Hall. can To the Editors, up to his mistakes have proven him to bearr thse onfnes;Youwil lean ad lad, nvetigte nd ifrm, toilhandt best illustrate these reasons through my own ity in a world full of smart, fumny, nice people; transcend ' - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~experiencewith the old brick building. Just like It's 1:00 AM, and you still have three hours they have proven him to be someone with the .-teach, suffer~ and, succeed. Good luck and Godspeed. -- any other new student at this institution of edu- of homework left? Think twice before using guts to tell his friends and constituents that he - ' ~~~~~~~~cationand excellence, I entered this school those caffeine pills that were purchased down- had screwed up, and that he had let them down. town. Caffeine is a stimulant that promotes the For me the legacy of Zack Tripp's presidency secretion of adrenaline, and increases levels of will not be any witty campaign speech he cyclic AMP, which can have adverse effects on made, any policy he enacted, and certainly not many organs. A typical caffeine pill has the caf- any rules he broke. His legacy and the legacy of which worsen with increasing doses, include a demonstration of courage in the face of hard- He isH Wehat E ats ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~nervousness,anxiety, restlessness, stomach ship that is all too rare today. He isHW hate E ats ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~cramps,aracing heart, chest pain, elevated ecently our dorm participated in an profound questions like this, I decided to do blood pressure, headache, agitation, dangerous Paul S. Crowley '02 * ' vent known as the "GeograBee." Now byNICHOLAS some research by requesting a vegan burger at heart rhythm disturbances, and seizures. Instead h~ave nothing against geography in' commons several days ago. of cheating yourself of a few hours of sleep in general, but it seemed to me that at least in this - A N O TIBeing the naive fool I am, I assumed that if order to work, you may end up spending many bee, geography seemed to involve a hell of a lot - 'the sign read "Vegan burgers available upon more hours in an emergency room. 0-. of foreign countries. Now it's not that I object - .Ph illip ian request," there would in fact be vegan burgers Ritalin, Dexedrine and Adderall are potent S ib i e t r to foreign countries per e, but in my experi- Cozm~jtavailable upon request. I was shocked and dis- stimulants used specifically to treat attention ence foreign countries tend to be filled with an Cozmnitappointed (by which I mean relieved) to dis- deficit disorder. Possible side effects are similar -"en awful lot of foreigners. Now don't get me You wh d on't knw h ea ugricover that thiere were NO vegan burgers! t vroe fcfen.Teeduscnb O wrong. I have nothing against foreigners, it's unfortunately, a burger for the vegan, not of the Although in some ways I'm glad that our very dangerous if not taken as prescribed or if -" just that they tend to do things kind of "For- vegan) Vegans are people who claim to care school doesn't in fact cater to veganity, I think they are mixed with certain prescription or non - '-- - eign-Like," if you know what I mean. It's not about animals, yet in fact do these poor frry that dishonesty is not the solution. (If they can prescription drugs, alcohol, or illicit drugs. My -2~r just the funny food or accents (not to mention creatures a disservice, lie to us about the vegan burgers, maybe they'll understanding is that the disciplinary response ~ ~ a'a -~as~.f'>---- the completely different wacky languages) that Animals were put on earth for one purpose: start lying about the all-beef franks being all- to the sale or distribution of these medications ~ - ~ ~ ' 'f5t~a- get to me. Eating snail tentacles is all well and to feed us. f we deprive them of their fnda- beef). I would urge everyone who reads this is dismissal for both parties involved. The Unit- ~~' 'good, but sometimes I get the- feeling that tee ______column to take the following, action inthe inter- ed States Drug Enforcement Adm~inistration- 3~~~~~~~~~ THE PHI-LiPIAN NEWS FEBRUARY 11, 2000

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design needs ____ Continued From Page 1, Column 6 mayrqetaspsbl Chad Green, director of commumd- that it really means something-a breakinnorml thschdulety service and a second-year member 9? (~~~P Mrs Chase explained if it looks~~~~~~ of AdCom, reported that "Mrs. Chase

-~~~~ ~~~'~ ~ ~ ~ ~ " the ~~~~~~like a lot of people are sick, which they ddcnutwt do eadn h serving certainly haebeenhave recently I t' to becauseHead of of School'sour new academic Day this schedule' year - andovers and pick a day when people can get them- and the short nature of this winter selves better with some sleep.trm theworld ~Inthe past, predictions for the hol- £ ~~~~~~~~idayhave gravitated toward Tuesdays Adrsigamepesngc- and Thursdays, because the selection cern among students, fearful of losing ofo eiherthee day~woul not this precious diamond in the desert of extend a weekend or interfere with ath- witrM.GencoiudSmef 4~~~~~~~~~~~~eiceetu on Ad~om did receive feedback ~~~~~~~~~fromcolleagues that indicated that 978-682-0699978-682-0699 In an earlier issue of this year's hp Philipin,arcu Talor'00 redct- there was hoethat there would be no faox 978-683-6913 e hatthis yar'us Hadlof0 School's Head of School's Day this year. 5 wefstreet D a ould fao r'sdayd ofebruary' Many of these concerns came from

5 lwelsteet Da wold allon husda, Fbrury instructors who were concerned 'about -' methuen, ma 01 844 10, a guess that quickly gained popu- having enough class time to complete ______larit among students, the full syllabi of their courses. Our ______Contrary to popular belief, howev- dicsonfuednlontsyar er, Head of School's Day has fallen on thrwaneradiscussion nynti roueearin a Monday in years past. In fact, there is abihete devrayaltusogether." n no such simple formula for deciding on aof School'sday iseahreltie the ideal day for a mid-winter repoe edo colsDyi eaie niid e u ii Adu sic The decision, by all counts, depends ly new tradition, started by former'* rill'- principally on the scholsamshr Head of School Donald McNemar, 4A/~~~L A~~~11flA~~~~-A~~flT11 ~~Mrs. Chase's predecessor. Mr. McNe- &~-~'rv~vU~y UF ~.z~I- Ztd CMs! and on the likelihood of achieving ver- E. Thomnton/T7he Phzilltpan itable surprise. ~mar noticed one term that the majority itablesurprisofthesuens.er llan h el ta Citing one reason for her choice, ftesuet eeiladh etta Lower-Right diners Sunday evenig Mrs. Chase raised her

Mrs. g Caseobsrvedthaa ot f 'everyone would benefit from a day signature ockey stick high to announce Monday's Read of School Day., dents wereSchool' sicktis yearDaybefore Yet Heado Tues- of wtotcassThus, in the beginning, Head of School's Day has evolved into a heav- day off," day,da fterato ctch p onwork School's Day was linked directly to the ily anticipated day of rest for all, rather This statement comes as a relief C~AI I UTand ge to bed a an earlyhour, the communiuty's health issues. The annual than a direct address to the school's after Mrs. Chase's All--school meeting ~~~T.~~~~~TTCT1~~~~~~~~~~iTadTett7bd'tanealyhur te tradition took off from there. health needs. acknowledgement earlier this term of ,Jt .IJ i Ji 3 ) ubro nptensa sa elh In following years, Mr. McNemar Mrs. Chase, like the faculty, the mounting opposition to Head of ~~ Center had fallen to zero. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~consulted with the infirmary before expressed no wishes to do away with School Day. Fortunately for PA's win-' J- 4'., Faculty members can make sug- ha ~~~~4" Si gsiosast ha'ayMs.Ca e hf ading to Commons to stand on a Head of School's Day in the future. "I ter-weary students, then, the tradition "~~ selects through Ad~om. Of course, chair to announce the day off in each think it's kind of a fun thing," Mrs. of declaring an annual Head of dining hall. Mrs. Chase's hockey sik Chase explained. "It is for me. I think it School's Day will remain intact, at 7'~ 11 ,Jmayothssugsincofct is her own innovation brought to the is for students and faculty and some- least for the time being. withoher hoseof fcult memers, school's tradition. Now, Head of times it's just nice for people to have a '~~~-~ ~ ~ Y/K' ~~~~but Mrs.' Chase tries to consider as

2 MainStreetStudent Council Spo,-nsors Forum on rDInkICng; 474-5044 ~~~~~~~~~~PotentialUse of Breathalyzers3 Widely Oppo-sed

'Continued from Page 1, Column I students' rights. Considering the results of the poli- meeting was the mastermind of the Posted at each table to answer Further compounding the opposi- cy if it is implemented, many students breathalyzer proposal, Mr. Carter. He II~~~~~~~ ~questionsFB R C and listen to student opin- tion was the conviction, expressed by declared that by enforcing drinking later maintained, however, that the V 1* ~~ ~ C~ ions, student council members were ~Upper Representative Braxton Win- rules more strictly at social events breathalyzer s? benefit would he in its themselves hard-pressed to shed light ston '01, that the problem of on-cam- through the use of breathalyzers, drink- use as an incontestable determinant of om n t s etillambguos pooslt pus drinking should be addressed ing will only be moved off campus and a student's sobriety, thereby eliminat- implementbreathalyzers.through preventative, not responsive, out of view of faculty. ing disciplinary conflicts in Which only Though general sentiment was action. Many forum participants, further- hearsay is available as evidence. hard to gauge from the disconnected "This issue is being addressed as a more, supported Maliekel' s contention "This provides us with an objective SRVING MANCHESTER & LOGAN AIRPORTS discussions spread between the tables disciplinary issue, when, in fact, it in his now infamous Phillipianarticle, method of determining who is right CLEAN MODERN CABS * COURTEOUS DRIVERS in Ropes, the majority of students there should be dealt with on the social and asserting that students resort to drink- ~and who is wrong," Mr. Carter PACKAGEDELIVERY ~~~~~~~~seemedto express feelings of opposi- cultural level," said Matiekel, an upper ing on weekends for lack of school- explained. Under the current system, PACKAGEDELIVERY ~ ~~~~tionto the implementation of breatha- rpentiv.organized social activities. he indicated, disciplinary cases are too 475-2888 ~~~~~~~lyzers. He advocated that students prove Some blamed social drunkenness often reduced to the word of a faculty 4( 5-2888 '. ~~~~~~~~~Whileit appeared that the student through-responsible, honest actions upon student desires to escape from the member against the word of a student. 19BARNARD STREET, ANDOVR council's call for students to take their ability to follow academy rules stresses and pressures of academic life. Breathalyzers, though controversial, responsibility for, their actions met with without the augmented threat of disci- All such causes of on-campus drinking would seem to many to hold conclu-, general agreement, many in attendance plinary reprecussions. This, in turn, lessen student sympathy for the facul- sive authority. at the forum felt that the testing stu- would eliminate the administration's ty's need to better maintain discipli- Mr. Carter later clarified his pro- ' * I . ~~~~~~~dentswith a breathalyzer at school desire to resort- to conclusive sobriety nary control. posal: "If a student at a dance is sus- A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~socialfunctions would infringe upon tests. Not in attendance at Wednesday's pected of partaking in alcohol abuse, an immediate questioning by a faculty 1#__ 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~memberwill be undertaken. Hours: Mon-Tues 4pm - 1 2midnight "If the student denies alcohol Wed-Thurs 1 am - 1 2midnight abuse, the faculty member will ask the Fri & Sat. 11 am - am student to use the breathalyzer. f the Sun. lam - pm ,student refuses, or if the breathalyzer www.dominos.com pronounces the student intoxicated, then disciplinary action will be taken. NewStudent Specials ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Onthe other hand, if a mistake has been made, as we hope the case will ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~be,then the student hopefully will Medium Cheese ,...... $4.991" accept our apology." 2nd Medium $4.00 move ,~,"" ' 7The-,administration will wait to ~ ~''~£. ~ ~4&~'~ f' -"'vhear the student council's proposition Large Cheese ...... $5.99 before deciding whether to implement 2ndLarge $5.00 more ii~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i~~,,~~~~~ v' "~~~~-~such a policy. Mr. Carter and the Ex~~~~i-Large$6.99 Cheese~ ..~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 1 ~Deans' Council have agreed to cooper- 2nd exawLarge $6.00 more " ]4" ' aewith student requests, if an iime- MediumI.-Topping ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~diatechange in student behavior is Mediumi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~opping ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ " ~~~~~~'.~~~~ noted. (VTwisty Dread 4.6.49- Wings, Cheesybread Thank you to the best a&Cok ...... o...... $6.49 ascae vr m ention Stucnt Specia to Rev~eve Student Dicount KtPie os and Wendy.

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, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~movedon to "better" J >~ III~C~E publications. D. Magnus'The Phdilpiaii Good luck to the new board.i Lower Representative Jonathan Judson discusses the advantages and drawbacks of breathalyzers with UpperDo'frgthaTe Representative Joe Maliekel at the open student council forum last Wednesday night. PhntprgntstonlyTan extracurricular. TT L T T' TITI~~~~~~~~ Silla Brush~~~~~R 41 ~~~~~~~~~~~~THEPHELLIPIAN NEWS FEBRUARY 11, 2000 4 Chemayff 80Shos FlmWhite-Stern ' 1 Lectures on Qrthodox Feminism

The K indness of Strangers niche for themselves." For her own vance of religious law along with par- some communities it's already happen- ______~~~~~ByROSS PERLIN part, White-Stemn said that she was ticipation in modern society." The ing." "greatly intrigued by the group of youngest woman of the three, Daniela Looking at the perspective of ByIRARENFREW Deliveringthe final Brace Center Orthodox women who vacillate in the Graff - a law student at Boston IUni- Orthodox feminists, Miller comment- Monday night, Maro Chermayeff Student Fellow Presentation last Tues- gave a screening of her documen- day evening, Ashley White-Stem '01 golden mean' between tradition and versity - said, "I grew up in an ortho- ed to White-Stem, The lens doesn't ryfilmgaeaseni ofTherKidones ofy eamin hleyatonhipeteen the wave of feminism." dox home." fit, because they're asking the wrong ,$tarslm entcordig"Tohermn ef, Orthondox Judatih nhimod erni These women, in White-Stern's The words "Separate but Equal" questions." Graff agreed, calling the nismectue n aenttled"Ortodox words, "do not identify -with all te introduced the next part of the video recent reforms "unnecessary." She ~~helivesfilm of was "a~ journey~ into~ the ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ x demands of radical feminists." They with Davidman explaining that, "for went on: "I don't knowv exactly what * iamilies struggling to survive within JeihWmni h e ieu:do, however, "combat the agZd stereo- me, Orthodoxy did not particularly they're trying to prove, or trying to 'the world of organ donation and rans- N ~Rooted in Tradition and Walk~ing type of the subservient housewife, work well; as a woman who is ambi- gain. Judaism is a traditional religion, "klantation." Toward the Future." White-Stem inter- yet... feel that their first priority lies in tious in the world, I did not like being and they're just completely changing After the screening, viewers had a an~id fou wometin o herr preta creating a Jewish home." part of a community that excluded me the tradition." '4hance to participate in a brief question filmd ino additio theritextrveated a Espousing the doctrine that roles from public ritual participation.... I felt In 'Thinking Toward the Future," :',nd answer session with the director. -Sfimfrmteeoptentdbeiews, for women and men should be "sepa- the community's restrictions out- the sixth and final section of White- 'Chermayeff also attended and helped Wht-Senopndbyepaiig rate but equal," writers such as Tamar weighed the benefits." Stem's film, Graft represented a recent ,teach several film classes hropesonlnhitor andherinteest Frankiel, White-Stern -tc several fnilmmclassesndonnTuesday. noted, have Graft, on the other hand, embraced generation of Orthodox women who ii The inspiration for the critically ~ ohi eiimadi rhdx referred to the genders' "separate the tradition, saying, "What's most both recognize feminist achievements Judaism as the self-described "child of" " ofJdim .acclaimed piece came after a screen- a black Unitarian man and a whit spheres" as one ofJdims greatest important to me is to raise a family, to and cast doubt on the movement's ,"rter and close friend of Chermayeff, - - ~ 4 ~ Jws oa. uiga ie strengths." She went on to say that raise a Jewish family.... I-would be future within Orthodox Judaism 'Jaime Redford, underwent two liver trip to Israel last summer, shix-week halakha, the Jewish oral law, "con- proud to stay at horne with my kids." Speaking of the body of sacred ~ranslantsHopig to pen eople's bea wr n-e eprwhihe-r cludes that woman should be the mas- "Orthodox, not Femninist" was the Jewish texts often cited by traditional- ~yesand toto the world of transplants began work on her report, which she terlofelifeiinside teohomenandamanhthe alabelrpreferredbby MllleraandGGrfff, iistssshessaid,""Youccouldrreadiintoii calleprodct "th o seveal mnths master of life outside the home." although both proved familiar with the that you're lower; you could read into * .give something back to the commum- of research and interviews about and White-Stern iinterviewedoone ffmmiisstmmovementwwithinttherreligion it that you'rrediffferent" Of the feminist (y Rod aitrsed heraefftifg sh Th'--I ho w ithmn ioledwring Or thoy. Irei woman named Zelda Burkey Miller cautioned White-Stern that movement, she said, "I think it's going Ivul beiteeteMnaiecigoh Chraef Thrno e Ph.t~a Laigothrwrkn eiiin ho considers herself scrupulously Greenberg's thought had been "at'the to have a major impact on Orthodoxy ~~~f~~~lm.~~~~~her documentary film, Tin: for the ectru Whie-thointed.tof Orthodox. Burkey said that she fringes" of Orthodox theology, and in general." She agreed and, after four years of ness of Strangers," Monda night. "awd pcrmo rhdx.. "learned the air conditioning and Graft wondered aloud about the priori- White-Stem concluded her presen- research, filming, and editing, corn- thecnetohrfim which ranges from communities which refrigeration trade" to help out her hus- ties of the next generation of Orthodox tation on a personal note, with a gentle jPletedthe film. At first, Chermayeff e otx fhrflare essentially cut off from secular life, bn ~ntrodcedte filmon th indepndent She also said that many people totoeahcnatvldpriipt nduring a difficult time. "It didn't women, rejection of Orthodox constraints and a Introducedthe ffund itdiffiultetosharetheirnxperi the wld a ivtem." Shtcie also make a difference that I was female," On the other hand, Davidmnan hint of furtherprojects. "My interest in filmfestvalircut, sowin it t p es- so aeabtta.he ee ofre pacasiiaino feins she told White-Stern. "He helped me spoke optimistically of a quarter-centu- feminist Orthodox women 'and their -tigious festivals such as the Sundance ecsocaeabuthttewee ofrdpaclsictonffmnst in the house, and I helped him in the ry's progress: There are now women critics continues," she said, "and I Will ,Cnd Telluride film festivals and win- wligtdsoioretocnrbt as nehooksoimov etin field." who are Orthodox who study Tal- study their growth and change in the- 11,gsee aad. O thhelof to the effort to educate others about the the lives of females." .Mnesevces wsesthe move newok transplant process. 'Throughout the last quarter centu- Two other recent commentators, mud... who have started women's future." White-Stern went on to field ',hesbutte rightsss thvet fitwo. Whnakdi e xeine t rOtooyhsgape ihte Lynn Davidman, author of Traditions prayer group." She averred that while, questions - related to both her project liesin o Phe hafil anyeffctcaeerimpsingidelogyof eminsm, in a Rootless World:- Women Turn to in the bastions of the most traditional and her personal opinions - from the By fllowingsevera familis in hP heald danyfc o herkilm career iposng exidegoeinismtoth Orthodox Judaism, and the Lubavitch- Orthodoxy, "it won't happen ever; in audience. diffeentartsof th dontingprocs sercledasomaig"ue Wht-emxpingigonote er Rabbi Buchenwald confirmed T .~t he Uiverityf Nerask Medcal Eights" for entertainment. While there discuss the points of one pioneer WieSe' seto htOtoo 'Center, the movie attempts to illustrate wrnoflclseatP whnse OhdxfmisBuGenbg.I Judaism has expanded to accommo- thend ersoal eotinal ssus reat- attended, she said that many of her best 1976, Greenberg laid out four major daew en horjctaiinl ed t trnsplntsThefil kep a en- Andover friends had entered into the points proclaiming the equality of rls e~ral focus on the struggle of one man, fimidsr ihhr aigte wmni nOtoo eihcnet Next introducing the personalities 'Pete, to obtain a transplant. Chermay- moemc air h loceie n hlegdtecm uiy s of her "ethrnographic study," White- ~ff ocumntedhislow eclie in her PA expenience with shaping her White-Stem said,, "to wholeheartedly Stem forewarned that a "modest pool heath hsaxeisaottepsbl- view of the world. lotofmns tortucrehe of subjects does not do justice to te l ity of getting a transplant, his hospital- Currently, Chermayeff is working White-Stern held Greenberg's numerous perspectives that arise from izaton,atualtranplan, is an his on a two-hour ducumentary for PBS, It the female Orthodox experience." She isat atheanalsisJputocontmporryhlghtsay- look continued, "However, I do believe that 'gradual recovery to health. ialoktthJuirdSolof ing that, although resistance to change thsteimnscabeudasge- Also featured was a married couple MscadwlaiontePS ier- has often been strong, "Orthodox fem- al guidelines for the Orthodox group at AWho described the death of their can Masters series. mists have succeeded in creating a lag. .0aughter and their subsequent decision -"eiieApoce oMdr 'to donate her organs; a young girl and ' e r o womanlives leading t-'os nearly si~~ie normal Renovations Othodoxy" was the title of the short ,aite hoavaingeivdaralants;mand aie o s b e e e o a i n ith's first segment, which opened -afterand a havin received transplants; with ~~~~~~RisaMiller, a college English -man whose job it was to identify TecerfomBokln. Idi o -potentially eligible organ donors. Leau to ampus C ~ontrovers y tecegromi rolinu e." no ~Although the entire movie provid- ______mentioned, There was some residue e~d an emotional perspective on the Continued From Page 1, Column 6 four classrooms all 30 by 24 feet. The of Orthodoxy... So I had this aware- ---

imat of transplants, some members striving to restore the original character size and length of the hallways will ness of some kind of parallel to my - ~fteaudience found themselves most oftebidn.also be significantly reduced, while the life.",, 4fected by the graphic, gritty shots of The controversial issue remains of height of the classrooms will fall from Davidman, whom White-Stern',-

'Pete's liver transplant operation. what use the school will find for Pear- 24 to 18 feet, "something tiny in coin- also interviewed, said of her own back- "~~ B. Beinecke7ze Philipan One of the main points of the film son's first floor. One possible solution parison," Kip noted. ground, "There essentially was an was to show the extreme level of diffi- could be the relocation of the student The construction company hired attempt to combine pretty close obser- Arseytaitn Strof theevr Brace00scooe ntrsanartdntFlo .clilty that goes along with trying to find activities office and the creation of a by the school will work simultaneous- 11 viable transplant. 'studentcenter within Pearson, a topic ly on Pearson and the new Gelb Center 2'In order to donate their organs, frequently discussed in recent meetings so that the student organizations can jatients must die in a certain manner of the student council. relocate while the destruction of Evans niid be of the correct age and race, not In one of the many responses to the proceeds. A preliminary guess hazard- ~~Ih~~ -to mention have families willing to restoration project, Jia Jung '00 started ed by, Mr. Williams and Mr. Kip sets -donate organs. In fact, according to -apetition to prevent any alteration in the project's start in the fall of 2002. (hermayeff, the unwillingness of famn- the historical character of Pearson. M r Still, the project has only reached -jines to donate organs is often the Kip signed, along with a number of the preliminary planning stages, and its

biggest obstacle to getting a sufficient concerned classics scholars and facul- budget has yet to be evaluated, nor is number of organs. ty. "It is important to realize that both there certainty as to the source of funds She hopes that her film will help to students and faculty are attached to the to finance such an endeavor. Williams ease this problem by serving as an edu- character of Pearson," Mr. Kip is waiting for more definite plans to cating tool, and will convince people explained. ''materialize: "Once again these changes should the appropriate circumstances matically affect the character which so development they haven't started any arise. many students wish to preserve in detailed designs yet," he said. The finial 0 fl u.8 3a m 0 0p During the post-film discussion, Pearson. The classrooms, currently 24 decisions on Pearson's future, 0 then, questions for Chermayeff covered a feet high, 37 feet long and 30 feet have yet to be made. range of topics, from the specifics of wide, according to Mr. Kip, "are able Along with Pearson, Morse Hall the transplant process to the ostensible to comfortably fit a moderate size will undergo structural changes in the iaS message of the film. In response to a house within them." The current class- near future. The upper floors of Morse question as to whether she considered rooms would be replaced with three 30 are fully utilized by the math depart- commented, "I think it succeeded in a standards, as well as added bathrooms, below ground. Morse has also had number of ways, especially in giving a a hallway and an office. Another sce- flooding problems with its basement as voice to donor families.,, through nario being considered is a layout of well as leaking problems from its showing and not telling." chimneys, which are currently being U

mayeff tackled dealt with the method :. the basement, Morse may also be able that transplant agencies use to choose 'to house some of the displaced orga- certain patients over others to receive -' -zations from Evans. 1

transplants. Chermayeff said that - Beneath the math department also h

patients in the most serious condition 'nected the building to Pearson. Plans

because others are still managing, if . to reopen this tunnel are on the draw- She went on to say that she opposed any movement to distribute The News section has ust' transplants on a moral basis, saying lost its two most important thiat she wouldjust as soon see an alco- members.' FROM 6pinTO CLOSE, holic receive a transplant as a young mother of three. Another viewer asked how she had They need you... .badly. chosen the subjects and how they felt Aosx64 THE PHILLIPIAN NEWS FEBRUARY 11, 2000 ______

'A Unified Voice' Theme Runs Through Black SJoiio rnha Arts Weekend Events and Cultural Showcases ua Continued From Page 1, Column 2, on Sunday morning at 10:30 a.m. with After the presentation, the festivi- the traditional Black Arts Church Ser- ties continue at Cochran Chapel, fea- vice. Ministered by the Reverend Gre- turing a free-of-charge concert at 8 gory Thomas from Calvary Baptist p.m. with folk singer Odetta, aiming to Church in Haverhill. serve, according to Ms. Miller, as an The service grants its congregation "eye-opening" introduction to the a chance to reclaim the spirit of active upcoming celebrations. participation that "many African- With deep roots in African Anieri- Americans students are used to at can heritage, the immensely popular home" but abandon in the midst of the blues folk singer plans to grant her lis- academy's lifestyle. "tuners not only entertairnent, but also "With him," Ms. Miller pro- a unique outlook on "black culture." claimed, "I would like for the service "1 think Odetta is going to bring to be much like it is at home. I'm used out a side of our culture that I'm not to a church service where people are sure Phillips Academy sees regularly," into the service." said Ms. Miller. Odetta's performance The gathering will include student is actually part of a complete New performances, and has been deemed by England tour, which takes her to a host Af-Lat-Am Vice President Jadele of preparatory schools, including McPherson '01 "something we really RESTAURANT & TAVERN Phillips Exeter Academy and Concord thought was important."

Academy. -"Church has been a huge institu- After her performance, though, the tional 'guidance," she declared. "It ties spotlight of Black Arts Weekend shifts in with the unity [concept]." to tomorrow night, when the 7:00 p.m. This theme of unity, however, 'Think Fast" game show kicks off a peaks later that day, with a "painting F l uf e y F rsd night of social events. workshop" directed by Cecilia Mendez Foall Bufft.. bymFietsi de "It's a game show; Think Fast '94 at 2 p.m. in the Elson Art Gallery. ETot/hPiliR a tM a..O eest r e quesionuon willac bhi- baed Een houg Mcheron cknwl- Sheena Hopkins '01 delig~hted the audience at Wednesday's All-school tory," explained English in Instructor edges that Ms. Mendez is "not an metn9ssepromdadetwt aeeM~esn11 Zandra Jordan, faculty co-advisor for artist," she still feels that'the PA grad-'meigashprfmeadutitJdee chesn01 Pasta - Se oo Af-Lat-Am. uate, now attending Brown University, ducing two entirely new activities for community involvement both next !fjO u The contest, in the words of club can bring a solid reputation to the all students: Saturday's game show; year and beyond. Desserts ~'Pastries member Teri Moss-Tyler '00 at the activity, and Sunday's unity quilt. "What I hope for future years," MI-scholis"modeld meetng, afte "She' not rally a arjs, In spite of the scrupulous planning affirmed Ms. Miller, "is that Af-Lat- 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"' and McPherson noted, "just a student of that triggered these events, however, Am takes each year and learns from it, 10O:30O. 2:0pm offers the rare chance to "focus on color lots of people know." Af-Lat-Am. hopes, in accordance with that our voice doesn't end with the black people who have don azig Ms. Mendez will direct partici- its own aspirations, that the enlhanced close of Black Arts Weekend." /'I u c , i n r n ' v r things." pants in a four-hour exercise of co- opruiisi festi erwl 'Think Fast" deviates slightly from lective individualism" while creating a serve as a stepping stone to even more the popular national quiz show, in that "unity quilt." 18 Elm Street it aims to include the entire audience in "That workshop entails students P l e its efforts, instead of grilling a single decorating an individual square," it e Li_ n oe person with trivia. explained Ms. Jordan. Afterwards, Ms. 97)4 0-1 6 "I would like, of course," said Ms Mendez* intends to assist the sdents Aw arded Kenan Study G rants (7)4 0-10 Miller, "to have as much participation in combining each of their creations to______as possible." The tournament-style form the unity quilt. *challenge gradually eliminates mem- Besides promoting PA's sense of By CHRIS HUGHES bers of the audience answering incor- harmony on campus, the event, new to Last week, the Kenan Charitable er, that the amount awarded to each rectly, with a monetary prize for the Black Arts Weekend this year, also Trust program awarded 15 faculty winner is kept confidential for a num- final winner, ensuring a substantial mir-rors the ambitions of Af-Lat-Amn as members with over $50,000 worth of ber of reasons. The length of each sum- turnout, a whole. grants for the year 2000. Presiding mer program often corelates to the size "The person who is left wins "It really is symbolic," asserted over this year's committee, which of the grant.O $20,"ntied s. ordn. s. ordn, of her th clb wnts comprised of judges from various local One faculty member, Instructor in HM T W E F UI1 In0addtiond toths gm showdSat to. gorusin toheirevd tcualntsn schools and colleges, were Alden Math Ellen Glover, plans to return to urdn alsionetur two oeam usea- differesn tret idval hole san Blodget of Lawrence Academy, Mar Sweden to conduct furtiher genealogi- G e ne & Deborah Ma rshall urda oteralo fetursniue- to dffeence tocrete awhoe."Ann Vetterling of Regis College, and cal research on her own Swedish her- ment-rienedt 8 ~m.,the ativies. ore enerllythe uiltrepr- Diane Grace of Landmark School. itage. This is the second year in a row - movie "Rosewood" will be shown in sents, in the words of McPherson, an The Kenan program, established that she has been awarded a grant "I Kemnper Auditorium. Dealing with the overall revival of the club's ambitions, 30 years ago, provides stipends and feel incredibly blessed," Ms. Glover sensitive issues of racial animosity in to assure that "PA and Af-Lat-Am can pays the expenses of faculty members commented, "It's a great opportunity the United States by highlighting a have more of a proactive voice togeth- for summer projects with a creative, that is really personal but has really 15 Barnard Street Tel: (978) 475-7426 small, 1920 Florida town torn by rac e- er on campus." Christening this year's artistic, or research emphasis - often in reaped rewards beyond what I've ever Advr A0 10Fx 98 7-59 triggered accusations, the movie Black Arts Weekend a "rebuilding of areas outside the scope of their work as imagined." Last summer, Mrs. Glover Advr A080-Fx(7)7-59 promises to grant its audience an ourselves as leaders on campus," she Phillips Academy teachers. returned to her ancestors' homeland to unequaled perspective into race rela- hoped to "re-establish our voice at According to Chair of the Chem- find long-lost family members and to tions. PA." * istry Deartment Christina Kerekes, one re-establish a connection with her past. At 7:30 p.m., students may attend "One of the ways that Af-Lat-Am of the two co-coordinators of the pro- Emnilio Mozo, instructor in Span- the annual Black Arts Regional in Bor- was hurting," she lamented, "was that gramn this year, The goal of the pro- ish, plans to spend a summer at Cam-,i den Gym. The strength of the event, a we weren't unified. We weren't gram is to allow faculty members to bridge University in Erigland studying Bonnie Oliva '00, lies in its role as "a we should have been doing." Conse-thnnonesarltidotecas- Mzwoasadxpinewiig plac forthe holecommnitytoqentl, adressng tese efiiencies, room." The Kenan trust's other co- Spanish novels with a Shakespearian placcomunit forthe tohol quenly, ddresin thee deicicoordinator this year was Dr. John theme, has also previously recieved a gather." the club titled this year's weekend "A~ Maier, chair of the Spanish depart- Kenan Grant. "It is an incredible pro- ______"We'll probably get more people Unified Voice." ment. In order to win one of the gram, an incredible opportunity to to come to the dance than to most of The remedy, according to Ms. Jor- awards,, faculty members must present write," said Mr. Mozo. the other activities," she predicted. dan, is an attempt at even more exten- a coherent proposal with specific indi- Another beneficiary of this year's A CANT)LE-Ltf MON~ RES7AL1RANT WHERE YOUR~ Elaborating, she connected the region- sive participation in the events than last cations of the resources needed to grants was Bruce Bacon, instructor in D)ATE CAN ENJOY THE JA22 ANT) DELICIOUS~, INNOIIATIVE CL/SINEC al dance with the overall objective of year. reach their goal. Applicants are evalu- theater and dance. Mr. Bacon hopes to the weekend, noting that "it's a way to "We do have a lot more involved ated on their individual merit and on study Vectorworks for 3D modeling of unite." in this weekend than last year," she the proposed plan or goal for the spe- stage sets. In the past, he has worked-r Following tomorrow night's festiv- exulted. Moreover, this weekend cific project. with Vectorworks, a drafting program, ities, the weekend hits a solemn note pledges to expan d on last year, intro- The largest grant given this year for solely two-dimensional drafting. COI4PWHEf'f1ARV D)ES5EZ FOR RESERVATIONS BEFORE PH was $5,000. Ms. Kerekes said, howev- With the help of the Kenan grant, Mr. Bacon will be able to start modeling in Ass ~~~~threedimensions. Directors are able Legendary Sig r ivlRg actually to see planned sets and virtual- Folk t Activist ly walk through them before they are HUSO15 ft.1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A~~~~~~~2 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~physically produced. tUNCH tHON-FRI 11:30-2 uaettaAttuends Master Classes Befoire Concert Jeffrey Domina, instructor in Eng- ______~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lish,also received a grant. He will DINNER TUE-SAT 5:30-10 Continued From Page 1, Column I ~'., ' practice and improve his Spanish, a the marrow of our bones. And then we "~' ~-1 . 'T language in which he was once fluent. can work on getting past it." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.- '~~~ "I'll get to go to a one-on-one language LIVE JA22 THURSg, FI, MAT NLqHT

It was this confident attitude that ~sho . n rmteeIl ovl hic hekllsode bendan aena in unteer work," said Mr. Domina. After has helped~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Odetta appreciated. completing his language study in QtORY ff OWNED AND OPEMATED BY ADPIENN6 PAPPADOPOV0O '4

While traveling through San Francisco ' -. Guatemala, Mr. Domina plans to vol- AN ANDOV/E9 QCAD1A7E at theto age of 18, Odetta wasexposed If' ~~~~~~~~~~unteerfor a hurricane relief effort in - ~Honduras.'v''..~~~,', .>~~~~~~~ ______folk music, a genre dominated by 4 ntutri ui lzbt A =Ct AdoleK Ma 051O ~7.47.461M

African-American. She soon took up " Aureden received a Kenan grant this ______the guitar and began to frequent the "'year to research the work and educa- ______city's popular folk clubs. Odetta soon tional techniques of Julia Crane, an established herself as news of her pow- '" "~ ~ ~innovative music instructor around the ~iours: h' Miv-F 6:30 am - 8:00 pm erful voice, moving lyrics and dynamn- turn of the 19th century. Having S-S 8:00 am - 8:00 pmn ic stage presence spread across the already researched the topic, Ms. Aure- country. den will be able to examine old In the years that followed, Odetta archives more carefully than before. continued to gain fame and recogni- "The grant will allow me to return and tion. She began to record with Van- spend more time doing research in guard Records, and appeared on a tele- . ,music education around the turn of tetelephone 978*475*712 1 visiospeI ~I15 that mae he- century," she told the audience. Ms.87* 1*7o 6 THE PHILLIPIAN ARTS FEBRUARY 11, 2000 Part of an Ongoing Series of Profiles of Artisitc Members of PA Community.

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RUBY TUESDAY were. Your know, who had marked them and The Phillipian: So, describe this prize to "" when? me. What happened in Florida? How did you Mary00 Zeglerrecntly grneredfirst Eventually, I just decided there was no rea- get there? piiz i forfictona atiowidecontst son- son that I shouldn't know, or shouldn't be able M: I was told in December that I as in the,~ soredNatonal bythe Fondationfor the to tell. So that's howlI started writing. Charac- 'top five in my group, which was fiction. So 01 Advacemeto theArt. Taing he op pize ter driven stuff, for sure. they flew me to Miami for a week fwr- ' '

is, but one example of her extraordinary talent I told stories as a little kid; all the games shops with professional writers. The woman ' ander asone mrks f PhllipsAcadmy's played involved stories. That was how I sort of who I personally worked with won the Flan- .

mostsucessflatist. Crrenly o-Edtorin- processed the world. I'd even written stories as nery O'Conner award for short fiction, which is - Chi~eCorantasof Te wel asa freuenta little kid, though I think the first thing I ever really prestigious.

English department's fiction prize for three when I was twelve, which was actually a book. spoke with them about their work, about our runnngsheisbightst.Th oe o PAs h ii So escibethisboo tome. work; we had one on one sessions with the ~ ~ $- years at ~~~~~~~TePhliia:S esrb ti ok om.authors about our work. We gave lots of read- ~{ -.of the her words s stories M: It took place after the end of the world. ings, for the corporate sponsors, for the public The Cowrant, Ross Perlin '01, "Mary's tre a~eofa mad lot up f smal, beauiful .The people who had survived the end of the at the university, for the other artists, so it was ; -<.. moments Althouhher witing i really world were kind of coming together and figur- really intensive. uniqe,hortstoiesremnd er m ofFaukn- ing out what you did at the end of the world. I er'snovelasn thir ombiatio of sycoog- came back to a millennium scenario a while The Phillipian: Which pieces did you sub ical insight and beautiful scene painting. She's ltr opeeydfeetsoy u htws mt got arealisio. disinct I an't rais herthe first thing I wrote. M: There were two. One of them was -'2$ enough;this campus." she is fiction on ~~~~called"Stillness,",which I wrote when I was a Born inMonana, Pete, which she Te Phillipian: What sparked fiction as a lower here, and it was about the question as to descrbeda "dieda u, bacward ining medium? Why not poetry? Why not nonfic- whether or not when someone elderly is ailing towncribad a riedh unti shewarcmenito -,- tion. or seriously approaching death, to what extent . , PA,dstinuishd ary as heselfsinc her M: Well, I think in part fiction is something someone else should decide whether or not fr~shanwih thedepthandyer ichnes of that lends itself to exploration because it's long, they live. ~- her pose.Fortese easos, May Zigler and you often might have and end in mind, or a It was told from the viewpoint of a woman begins the Arts section's series of interviews beginning, but what comes in between isn't who was senile and losing her mind, her son, with artisitc members of the Phillips Academy. necessarily up to you; it's almost like you, learn who loved his mother but was weary of taking it, or travel it, almost as much as your reader care of her, and a doctor whose wife had actu- The Phillipian: How did you get started does. I mean, I've come out with plots that have ally just had a child who was stillborn. "Por- writing? absolutely nothing to do with what I originally traits," the one from which I read the excerpt at Mary: I think I started writing when was intended, and that's a lot of fun. I think there's the All-school meeting, was about a woman, a about twelve; I would go into different truck a way, in which fiction grows, poetry has to be painter, who ultimately blinds herself because I Cr~opp/ Vie Pillipian stop,oul adloo I atlicese late, ad ~ very tight and controlled - each line has to be her husband won't let her paint. It was set in Mary Ziegler 00, pictured here recently took home the top prize for fiction in a con- s~pdIwould lookfacesplaes at and Iwolwato kind of a jewel. Fiction is almost more fertile; Montana in the 1890s. test sponsored by the National JVoudation for the Advancement of the Arts. what hatlif prson'was ike -wherethey you don't know what's going to happen until It was about the fact that a lot of the time Morrison, T.S. Elliot as my favorites, your work? people assume that the lack of communication M: Well, it depends on the story. Often, I'll -- ~~~~-.,.-4- __77 - between men and women is a function of men The Phillipian:What about teacher's here? have one specific message when I start out, and being insensitive, thoughtless, or women being How have they helped you? Would you like to then the language will move me in ways that over-emotional. It just seems to me that it s thank anybody? the character will change and the plot will com- - ~~instead a result of societal standards, so I tried M: Well, the first English teacher I had here pletely change the message, and I think that's to showthat. ~~~~wasMr. Price, who was wonderful to me in the- one of the amazing things about writing; it's sense that when I first came here I wasn't pol- not only a communication between you and The Phillipian: How would you describe ished at all. I was a mess - I was homesick your audience, it's a communication between * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~yourwriting style? and lonely and he put forth the extra time to you and yourself. -~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~M:- ~~~~~~~JI People have always told me that I support me. I try not to have the same message every ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~should write poetry because my style is very I remember once on one of my papers he time; when you have a distinct style it's hard dense, with lots of words, lots of images, some- wrote "Mary, you are a writer." It was an amaz- not to ed up recycling yourself as it is. times things that are not necessarily under- ing thing to have someone say to you. That was standable on any kind of analytical level. I've really a wonderful gift. The Phillipian: Future aspirations for your always believed you can feel images or taste wiig them as well as understand them. The Phillipian: Wb~'at would you describe M: One of the things one of the profession- I've being using more dialogue lately, but as goals for your writing? al authors said to me as I was leaving Miami traditionally that isn't my style. It's a good way M: I'm in the middle of a novella now. I was "I expect to see your ook in two years." to move the plot along. My style's pretty lyrical think one of the things that I've been trying to I'd like to be published. I don't expect to sup- and thick. do is to make my plots more intricate. I've port myself as a writer; I don't think, economi- The Pillipan:Wo woud youmentin as always been paranoid about that because some- cally, that that's feasible. I want to write for the Yhe hillpia:Wh wold yu mntio asone told me early on that I had no plot at all, rest of my life, just not necessarily exclusively. -, -. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~yourprimary influences? ad people have told me since then that my M: I love Yeats; I love Virginia Woolf. plots are fine. Ziegler's first professionally published She's probably my primary influence; I think of But I'm working on having plots that, in a piece, A Season to Come, will appear this June anyrea ooksI'v hes mot chnge my ~t- way, feed on themselves. Ultimately, I'd like to in the Manhattan-based Happy Magazine. As -~look on things. There's this incredible way in write a book. The novella I'm working on now chair of the English department, Craig Thom, which she finds the extraordinary in what I will probably be about one hundred pages, but says, "Mary's writing has been extroadinary would usually have seen as the banal. It's the it would be good to get into something that since her first day on campus. She has been a ~~~~~~~~- ~~~~~~~ -~~~~~idea that what is beautiful or amazing in life is colamstivontsw, brilliant contributor to Thze Courant and she - - ,., ~~~~~~~~ -~~~~T- not necessarily what would fall out of -the sky will have a chapbook just of her work and pho- "'k ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~u wa' enter l h ie hl o'e The Phillipian: What would you describe tography in the spring. She is inventive and she ~~~-l~~~~~ ~~~4 ~ '~~~~~ ~ ~~been, ignoring it. I might also include Toni as common themes or messages throughout has an original voice."

1Crp/The Phillipian Dancers in this term's concert performance practice for the show, which opens the weekend of February 25th and 26th. in the ang Theatre.D A S FR AD ECS TI

.0"ft Wm% W-ft AV"M ~~~~Glengarry Glen Ross brings the audience almost symphonic, the way things come on top PE R F %JJMM S M;A ZE N O F ~ ~~~~~~~~intothe underworld of high stakes real estate Annie Lowrey of each other ...it's musically conversational - left ~~~~~~~~~~~~deals.Ian Goldberg '00 and Scott Sherman '00 BRAVE NEW WORLD not quite realistic. It takes profanity to a new, Jim ~~~~~~~~~~are eain fthegar whocinputgd level. A clenched fist to the gut of prudence. PIEC E " O R W I M PE, 'redJwK"'h Gl~~~~~~~~detng awhc staed Mrain ofet G ' Enlrr men wh u hir deals through, win in thi It's absolutely hilarious; really it's foremosta Lazarus '00, Zach Tripp '00, Pat Morrissey Aneswrdcoed - aldin si myb. T E%r.01# R0% MN ECE R r~~~~m '00, H.G. Masters '00, Scott Sherman, and A great deal of importance is put on these com hyusc ngtfoas igt b e ar."th Pete01. Myrsaitin owry '0 wil sage deals - so much so that the mantra of the sales- lth ouhnt fo the lihtrofart -h PeterMyers'01.aitli Lowry '00will tagemen is: "A-B-C - A ...always...B ...be ...C... clos- -Feet on campus willDrwC nin Choreographed with manage. A ~ l bl " Glengarry Glen Ross is an entertaining and surely be jiving on the ______a jazzy feel, Womb- An intense script by 1984 Pulitzer Drama Ag. ayos esosoqin whpay foos: f iaros ly weekend of February SHORT BUT SWEET well's piece will be per- Prize Winner David Mamet, Glengarry Glen Aofaous hnsiqu in thcelay te fo mas Tesae ednllows thehlariourplay 25th and 26th, for that is formed with a theme of Ross follows five main characters, all house you. to things ab Ifacyalu thenk note e ns tphe sedreing alloukow the ctors; the weekend when the Winter Dance Concert the colors red, white, and blue. . brokers trying to steal "leads" from one anoth- wyteifra etn ftepa losol will e performed. The concert is the fruit of The ensemble of dancers will include er. Desperately, they cheat, lie, confront, fight, wa... you're not a closer!"reiv the ormal seinoe lagealsodhuld the labors of this term's Dance 400 class, Katherine Planitzer '02, Jessica Duffett '02, and weasel their way into the competition p ic starnak emmo,alsa acinootEd tions. Choreographed by dance department vet- Erin Liotta '01, Natalie Wombwell '01, while wheeling and dealing to their coveted pitr trigJc enoA anEdi The combination of veteran actors and eran, Carolyn "Midge" Brecher, the concert Alexandra Vallis '01, Nikcki Waldstein '01, and buyers. Harris, Alec Baldwin, AlanAkndKvn directors blending with some hew talent should will feature various members of the Phillips Masters, among others. Where selling a house means a car, and los- Spacey, and is directed by James Foley. create a great production that will go up in the Academy community in separate unrelated The entirely ensemble is bimn with ing a buyer means losing your job, this brutal e ofs the drluec o Ian Gldbergt' Theatre Classroom this Sunday at 6:30 PM. vignettes. According to Brecher, the pieces talent and excitement. According to Duffet, business becomes more and more fierce as the have no major connection with one another, "All of us dancers have been working very play goes on. and each has a different and modem feel to it. hard. I think it will be great to perform this A team of real estate managers outside One vignette will feature the enchanting [concert] because its modem feel is in stark Chicago are experiencing the ard times at the tones of Vivaldi, while another will showcase a cbntrast to the classical feel of fall tern's The bottom of their market. When an especially prop created in one of PA's own Advanced Nutcracker." lucrative piece of real estate, the Glengarry Placement Art classes. In that particular piece, All of Dance 400's hard work will come Estates, comes on the market, its leads (buyer Natalie Wombwell '1I and H. G. Masters '00 together and should certainly Ipay off during information) become valuable assets. The bro-' THE PHILLIPIAN ARTS FEBRUARY 11, 2000 Marcus~~~~~~~~~ SAT: ~~~~~~Girls Behaving Badly: car; GrlInterrupted Test Your W~eekend Trumphs With Jolie, Ryder scoop WVits Dave Paolino What's up dudes! So Marcus Taylor D. Booty Call. No real ,fMIE once again I will bring the downside and our imagina- events of this weekend to BETTER THAN DINGLEDINE tions can figure out the light to my loyal readers with their slack-jawed upside. I recommend the ladies call these num-Waedppfgro rutdiesslp ignorance! I know what you are all tining: bers for a good time: 6911, 6840 and 6729, pierced by screams, and dark secrets barely after a bitchin' weekend which included the Well of course there are plenty of other - ,known set the opening scene for the claustro-, absolutely gnarly Blue and Silver Dance and options, but after careful consultation with my phobic world of Girl, Interrupted. Winona some movie in Kemper that this coming week- shrink, lawyer and alter ego I decide these to be Ryder and Angelina Jolie star in this film about end is going to be a little flat. Think again the safe options we have this Friday night. teenage girls tiying to cope with their lives in a, homberos! Strap yourselves in tight for an Round two: Saturday, a little less bleak. mental institution. Directed by James Man-

absolutely amazing weekend. .A. This weekend is Black Arts Weekend. gold, Girl, nterrupted's incredible combina- But first my loyal reader I have to be So that,means ... Well actually I don't know, tion of plot and outstanding acting make it an straight wi th all. I'm writing this article at a because Mr. D never told me. Well that's actu- intense and disturbing movie. very wee hour of the night. Marcus is tired, ally a lie, because I never asked. Set in 167, the movie begins, just after' which is why he is writing in the third person, B. The great attraction this weekend is a Susanna Kayseni (Ryder) graduates from high something that is very uncool. Regional Dance. The American Heritage Dic- school in an upper-middle class community. Marcus feels like Elmo from Sesame tionary defines regional as: "Of all relating to a Through flashbacks we learn that she has tried Street. Marcus very tired. Marcus no like mean large geographic region." to kill herself, and soon after she is admitted to people who make him wnite article; Marcus no In-Laymen's terms that means we will be Photo Courtesy of Yahoo.com Claymoore Psychiatric Hospital. With scream- like people that place unjust stress and pressure dancing with complete strangers that could Michael Caine and Tobey Maguire in a scene from the film version of John Irving's ing patients being dragged away in straight upon poor Marcus. All Marcus remember is possibly come from anywhere in the New Eng- drama set in New England. jackets and others patients shaking shes from Grace Dingledine '98 wrote Weekend Scoops land area! I'm all into living the vida loca , but their cigarettes onto other people's dazed faces,

Grace please help me write this article... Is it necessary? Haven't the faculty com- -beneath which runs a swift undercurrent of lies aboutYeah. hamsters. rplaea tJrthethehospitaahastacleanrrderlyfacade plainedthat here about are heenouh fact _Vlfl S U14 er R ui4kC and rebellion. At the hospital, Susanna meets Marcus returns to writing weekend scoop drunk kids at our dances, why do we bus a r1-~ IIJth A nohrgr amdLs Jli) h a now. whole lot more in? aled en tCamor o ihtyas n C. Go see a movie in Kemnper... Lots of fun.0V ' 1C 0~a~~araybe tCamoefregtyas n Lets~ start at square one: it is Friday night. Real cool. Alright I will stop lying. ( 11.1 11h e a '.3prbbywilrminteefo aymoe h The average Phillips Student has nothing to do. D. Go to Ryley. See above. wild-eyed Lisa occasionally escapes, and when she returns she wreaks havoc in the ward. Lisa Nothing going on at campus. He/she got no job The Cider HouseRlsA de ac e sa l sHmrW ls h satobeae hs rtlhnsyrp and no place to be (does everyone see where Mmmmm. sounds like fun. is a beautifully potedsA de acesal i c aprWen~te isdar trueaer whols'faie brtainsty rmaipsly this is leading?). Let's check his/her options. I can't wait. Well, unfortunately, I can't adaptation of the or rdBDIGCIIE cherubicapen te d hpar isteea girlsann fraiemnds. Aaigy First one could: enjoy any of it. I've spent all my money on ing novel of the John irv-. Lo BD CTZN srroange' soto the Th isntheigirtn Sus nnaered is superb. A. Go down town and freeze to death. The keeping my goddamn ficus alive. Now remem- Directed by Lasse Hallstrom, the film is a lyri- father figure, Dr. Wilbur Larch. t Angelina Jolie won a well-deserved Golden downside is death. The upside is we get out of ber, a fun weekend is a safe weekend. cally rendered story of growing up and being Tobey Maguire wonderfully portrays Globe Award for her role as the tormented all that work we need to do! Please be mindful of all your decisions. .caught between wanting to expand one's hori- Homer, who is the resident calm in the whirling Lisa. With crazyharndusegeysJoi B. Go to Ryley. Unbeatable prices. Unfor- Enjoy yourselves in a safe and careful manner. zons, but simaltaneously feeling tied to the storm of the orphanage. He is an orphan who hairtandsunseeingees,ee iaprety Joler tunately no one is in the Ryley room. Thank you students, home one leaves behind. The "home" in this has not been claimed in two decades at the potashefrlsrblLiaefclyHr C. Do work. It will set you free. case is an orphanage in St. Cloud's, Maine, orphanage and in that time, he has learned the most outrageous scene is when she insults a during World War H, and the one goigu sklsoaphsca/btrcanarachnd wealthy woman in an ice cream parlor, warn- abortion doctor from his mentor, Dr. Larch. ing, "Never point your finger at crazy people!" Wuh no 's g H r y ' ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MichaelCaine deftly plays the wise Dr. It is difficult for Ryder to keep up with Jolie's WHho's u n gry? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Larch,sporting an American accent and his intense acting, although she plays her role TaTiy in t ou r s 's S e r v e s U p A N e w Ta k~~~~~~~~,iher on his sleeve. His portrayal fully deserves excellently. Whoopi Goldberg does a magnifi- th odnGlobe nomination be received for cent job in her role as the head nurse, Valerie, d A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bestsupporting actor in a dlrama. as does Vanessa Redgrave in her steely por- Ona The Shakespearean Tragedy Maguire expertly instills all the compas- trayal of the psychiatrist, Dr. Wicks. I - i; - ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~sion,perspective, and innocence that the role of Thegeneral atmosphere of the movie com- There is a point in William Shakespeare's Mark TuretskyI ing Aaron for just how evil he can be. Homer demands. He is at oncea boy who is the plimented the plot's twists and ambiguities. All play, Titus Andronicus, where just about any- ______The true star of this movie, however, is its big brother to all the abandoned children of the the characters smoked cigarettes, giving the air thing that can conceivably make Titus' life 'BOUT TIME director, Julie Taymor. She is best known for orphanage, and a man who has never traveled ahzsceigfeig h re usd h miserable has happened: two of his sons are too extreme in its content. This is a play of her stage adaptation of Disney's The Lion beyond the small sphere of St. Cloud's. That al warar layyskngdedind Thsannas osetant executed, his only daughter is raped and muti- rape, murder, cannibalism, and infanticide. King, which astounded Broadway audiences changes though, when Homer jumps at his flashbacks addwan ierrtd, joltingnnastwistat lated, and he has just lost his hand. Rather than TiisaothreonhtitsteSak- for its visual brilliance. Taymor's ancient chance to see the world that he has only imag- th im ak aaoblk maebeet complain about his personal tragedies, Titus speareanlay hic heasbn aptei the least- Rome is a strange mesh of modem times, Mad ined.thfimAdakcaob-keazbnah instructs his daughter, who has no hands at this numer ofat i htthes sceen. thsfacis.eersilMaxteapoogean Candy Kendall, played by the talented and the institute houses the girls' secret hangout pointtothu "barmy and, weet ench, Anthony Hopkins gives an outstanding per- exudes such visual brilliance that it is hard to beuilChreTeonadhrArFrc between thy teeth." This line is so ridiculous fomnea iumil ypaighsca- imagine this is her directorial film debut. There cadet boyfriend Wally Worthington, a solid Susanna and Lisa, casting an eerie feeling of that nobody in his right mind would take it seri- acter very close to the Hannibal Lecter charac- is no moment of boredom in the movie despite Paul Rudd, arrive at the ophanage one day in being lost and trapped in a horrifying place ously, and realize that the play is actually a ter he portrayed in Silence of the Lambs the film's 2 hour 45 minute running time. The locprdegoabrnany's unwantoedu t-fdhre Thnobodysfl, an htear yourincris fniort rather ghoulish farce. The only way to stage it towards the end of the movie. Sir Anthony scenery was truly incredible, and the meshing lnoc gancy he rrs sucfcetyr cessf, Thasette sixties ettin badds iporanta adequately, therefore, wudbtogwaovrodifrnerswsdnsoemlsytht and Wally are ready to return to Wally's home time in our country when nobody knew exact- the top, and in Julie Taymor' s new film Titus mets into a life of madness and murder. viewers find themselves accepting everything down-state, where his mother and he own an ly what was normal. This made things espe- does just that. Jessica Lange does a wonderful job as which is thrown at them, including the one of apple orchard and cider house. On a whim, cially hard for the patients in the mental insti- The film stars Anthony Hopkins as the tor- Tamora; queen of the Goths. Her character the opening shots, which jumps from the Homer decides to leave with the couple amid tution who were trying to be normnal at a time tured Roman soldier Titus Andronicus, who shifts from proud queen, to begging mother, to interior of a normal looking, modem house heart-felt farewells from the children and resi- where "normal" was undefined. Similarly, has just returned from a war with the Goths in reveg inant"hl ednghronsn ote massive tomb of Andronicus. Everything dent nurses, as well as a turned back from an Susanna's psychiatric condition arose from her the name of glorious Rome. He comes bearing to a life of rape and murder. about this film is impressive, from the lead upset and bitter Dr Larch, who thought Homer confusion as to whether she was mentally ill or the Goth queen Tamora (Jessica Lange),her, If there is one character who must not be actors, right down to the wonderfully choreo- would be his eventual successor. mentally well. She was unsure of her true iden- three sons, and Moorish servant, Aaron (Harry ignored in this movie, however, it is that of graphed Roman army returning home, caked Once the trio arrives at Wally's home, tity and couldn't decide if she wanted to return J. Lennix) as prisoners to be presented to the Aaron the Moore. Aaron isa being of almost entirely in mud, while looking like a thousand Homer joins the five black employees as a tohromorsainhenttuonwhhr newly appointed Emperor Saturninus (Alan pure evil who creates all of the misfortune in marching statues. worker at the cider house. Wally must return to torerd hoistaynteisiuinwt e Cumnming). Tamora's oldest son is sacrificed in the play, not for personal gain, but for personal This is quite possibly one of the best and the war, and in his absence Candy shuffles fin ia betweenhlighrlbtra ahrad Aaigatn n erfcbedo Titus' family tomb, which leads to some ms- amusement. In the middle of the fim, there is a most breathtaking Shakespearean screen adap- enseping hier lobstermaon fathecatr andmzn atingspand ak rrifibl e-o ery for Titus when Saturninus chooses Tamora scene where he has just chopped off Titus' tations ever done, and even the most latent fan alssstig weatthe c rmus.iong a rnoace craterad a tmosphedstred ake GwirleaIte to be his new wife. hand and is heading off to witness the execu- Of Shakespeare will be amazed by the sheer Homer and the worldly Candy, and Homer people in the institution. This is not a film for What follows is a play that has been called tion of Titus' two sons which is delivered with spectacle the film creates. Julie Taymor's Titus becomes more and more content with the life the faint of heart, for both the language and Shakespeare's worst, namely because it gets such eloquence that one is actually left admir- is a true masterpiece of extremes. he has made for himself, though he is persuad- some scenes are very blunt and cruel. Howev- ed to return by letters from Dr. Larch. er, the real question the movie asks is: what is Homer's character and medical skills are insanity, and what makes one person crazy and truly tested in the unfortunate pregnancy of the another sane? Susanna tries to pierce the ques- foreman of the cider house's daughter. The tion of her own uncertain condition, leading foreman, Mr. Rose (played by a strong DelroY herself to the final conclusion that persever- Lindo), has impregnated his daughter, Rose (a ance and realization are the only tools avail-

- ' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~soliddebut from singer Erykah Badu), and able to her to survive, simply stating, "Maybe I Rose is melting in her desperation to rid herself was crazy, or maybe life is." of the unborn child. After confronting Mr. A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Roseabout the father's incestuous relationship, Homer is able to perform a successful abortion - ~~~with tools from the medical kit sent to him by Dr. Larch. It is in the wake of the abortion that three tragedies ensue, and Homer makes a bit- * ~~tersweet return to his beloved orphanage, inevitably coming back to the place where his The Cider House Rules is an aesthetically 'K pleasing movie, showing us wonderfully rich vistas and landscapes of New England. The expert acting of the whole cast, including many \l-

'~~~~ / sweet~~~~Maauastr brother) and Erik Sulvan, create a bweausor which is not saccharine, possibly baueof its dealing with the serious issues of ~ - ." . ~~~~~~~~abortionand death. We feel compassion for al

- ,~~~~~~~~. ~~~the characters, especially the revolutionary Dr. Photo Courtesy of ao~o Larch, who insists on performing the illegal . Jessica Langie as Queen Tamora and Alan Cununing as Emperor Saturninus star in.Julie Taymor's Titus. The film is Tavrnor's aotosi re osv h ie fyugPooCuts fYhoc 8 THE PHILLIPIAN FEATURES FEBRUARY 11, 2000

else can you pay your hard-earned has to be Valentine's Day. It is a holi No h cnersations" are taken 7 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Paul Crowley ~~by money to listen to some DJ insult your day created by the SFPA (Single Fat straight from the lyrics of Marvin FEATURES SLEEPLESS N BARTLMr Michael Jackson impersonation People's Association) to level the play- Gaye songs. I'm sure they will 'get ,,RJR, ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(maybethat was just me)? And when ing fields a bit by forcing those with more and more provocative until Tip- ~~~~~else can you watch your fiends and significant others to eat chocolates that per Gore finally puts her foot down. ~~i February~mothI is esnbodys fanvrite classmates engage in dances that are taste like the non-existent Vegan Burg- Other aspects of Valentine's day mont.dpresingas Itis te noelty frowned, upon by every major religion ers in Commons (go ahead and ask for include little cards that bear scenes of wnterhaswornoff andyetspring if performed extramaritally? . one, you're in for a surprise) and have fromn movies and television shows with is notinTose siht. sikenin air- Other high points in the month of the same number of calories as a adorable messages'taken straight from heads who were making snow angels,F snowmenandsnomobilesa month ebruary include Head of School Day, Power Bar coated in mayonnaise. the conversation hearts. For example, which enables the powers that-be to Along with the chocolates go other Donatello the Turtle saying "Be t' ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~g r o topn noteGetjerk us around like marionettes after foods, like conversation hearts that Mine", Jar-Jar Binks with "Luv U, Hot Lawn bscenities that would get you fiecpofcfesetogtmranmoersuasILs"nd ikyW kyroig kicked out of the Coast Guard.fiecpofcfe.setogtmranmoersuasIL s"ndTkyW kyroig Theplats fashon who cme back Let us not forget Groundhog Day, get older. "When I get this feeling, I want Sexu- from Winter Break just itching to show when the nation's meteorologists When I was in 31 grade, they had al Healing." throw up their collective hands and messages on them that were pretty And if that's not a scary thought to ~;off <.~ heir~ $80 Prad earmufs have admit the futility of their occupation by innocuous: "Luv U,', "Be Mine", and you, sexual heating is the last kind of

'-'i ~'~~gome ~ o thir seses nd boght hatconsulting a rodent. I might not have a "Best Friend" (I got a lot of those from healing you need. -~~like anybodyjust else. problem with this holiday if they were the ladies, don't ask me why). In 7"1 So I hope this holiday breaks your ~ ~ ~ ~K.~:-~i'~And the snow, which looked so consulting a supergenius signing goril- grade we had "Hot Legs", "Sweet winter doldrums, and for those lonely *i pristine and happy when it first fell, la or an unusually intelligent German Lips" and "Not if you were the last porkers out there, join the SFPA! ~j now induces emotions similar to those Shepherd, but they consult a ground- man on Earth" (another one I've seen a Remember, I'm not only a client, but - , -~~~~~ caused by losing your job, brak.U~ing UP hog. lot of). also the president!

7.~ - ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ '>5~~~~~with your girlfriend, or listening to, W'etligaou naia ht Slayer. ~~~~ifit did not have a cute nickname,

., But there are bight spots in this would be given rat-traps and strych- most dreary month. The Blue and Sil- nine instead of a holiday. Let's face it, ver dance is one example. When else folks, consulting Punxatawnee Pedro can you cram into Lower Right with orwaerheclsim lfnte 800 therkids(besdes reakast, weather is like asking an e.cli bacte- lunch and dinner of every day) and ria culture who to bet on in the Preak- sweat like the' Wicked Witch of the ness. West in a wet tee-shirt contest? When Buthhiesponinhsmnh

AOoncise HIS! Yof I U by SydneyBeFVias of affection from those stoic knights byATUe Frea with Minnie Mouse voices, was so __ EA__ U_____FUNNY___GIRL __ rare that when it did actually occur t

AM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wascustomary to think that he was the One of the greatest traditions in lamest thing ever So no, I didn't eat our society is a special day most of us the chocolates and I didn't 'even say call Valentine's Day, but some of us thank you to Myrtle. Looking back on call 1-800 teen-c-r-i-s-i-s. Embodied that fateful V-Day, I feel ashamed. by red roses, candy hearts,- and of Myrtle had a lot of guts arid I haven't course life-size cards (available at received a box of chocolates or even a _____ ~~~~~~~~~~CVS-aisle 2B), this day is certainly Valentine since then. He had the right like no other. A shining ray of light in idea, but 7th grade was just not the by' MarcusTaylor 'S' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~thedark and cold winters, V-day right time. Furthermore, I now know FEATURES SAUCY AUSSIE

<'~~. ~'~--:.'~:~ ~ -'R whatever number suits Your lifestyle) hitmeanIwstoimtueo Before I begin this article I would to find romance. Each yea~r, as the appreciate his bold gestures of affec-

like to say something to all my loyal ,1tofFburapochsevyne tion. readers. I have a confession to make: gets their hopes up, wondering if they Well that is in the past. For this my love life resembles a cute cuddly 'will find a valentine waiting for them years Valentine's Day, I'm looking 'toy that has, been mauled by a rabid in their mailbox. Will love finid its way forward to the candy hearts that are

rottweiler. Yes, I would lie to skip the 'into J26 this yea??? Of course it will, now printing cool computer lingo like , many bizarre facets of my dating/love because for those of you who have not "Email-me" or "Let's cyber". I can't

interests: I can only date Capricorns ,yet received my all-school message, 'think of anything more sexy than a

(damn I didn't want that to come out). ' J26 is my mailbox! Well that brings up cyber-romance. Since V-Day falls on a Thus, there are three things you can another side of Valentine's Day, which Monday this year, it causes a minor 'rely upon me to do. A) have a comn- ? many call its downfall: the rejection dilemma for PA kids. pletely biased and jaded opinion on factor. Yes, I hear that it happens to This means that date options are -

dating, B) paint a very bleak picture of - '' 4&2I some, I wouldn't know, but Valen- restricted. So the opera tickets and

the Phillips Academy dating scene, C) . tine's Day is all about taking chances flights to Paris for dinner will be sub- be completely accurate with my histor- K:' 7-for that one very special person, even stituted for a nice meal at Peking Gar- ical information, fi.en eigbual eufd den followed by a romantic Andover Now that I have that off my chest s~ ~-~My past Valentine's Days have Cab ride. For those that are really let mestarting with a brief overviewof seen few love-connections, but many scrapingwcrapig the-conectios,thofot bottomy theofbarrelrejust 'Valentine's Day. By the way, what is episodes and may boxes of hugs. After hit up Ropes and then take a walk

Valentine's Day? Well, its origins, date ' ' asking some fellow students how they down to the old Abbot Campus. Either :bc oa l pgnhldywihfe bu -Day, the, general reply way, V-Day is to be spent with some-- roots that go back to the Roman era. wa I uk! el -a os one special. According to the Encyclopedia Britan- ' "suck"' if you don't have someone to So, for this Valentine's Day, take nica, Valentine's Day is celebrated on be your valentine. My most memo- some chances. It's high school now so

February 14th because that was '~rable Valentine's Day was in 7th be like Myrtle and sprint into Coin- believed to be the day that birds started ~- ~:y~grade. I was sitting in the cafeteria mons with some chocolates and give it

mating, go figure. ' ~ ~ ~ '"~~,''when I looked up to see a studly boy to your crush. If your a poet and you In the early tradition of V-day cel- ' -- ~~peigi rmbhn h or el nwi hnwrite a poem for that spe- ebrations the village virgins would Pht oreyo obs studly is not the best adjective to cial someone, or-just put a Michael standn the aked own suare a two 'Darling, this restaurant is fabulous. What a place for Valentine's Day!" ,,describe him, because his nickname Jordan valentine their mailbox. An~d stann naedte twn quae a tw "I know, dear. Hey, did you hear the one about the goat carcass? It's a real gas."wsMrl h ute idInvrdd ei o o' eev aetW semi-clad men would run about with a wsMrl h ute n ee i ei o o' eev aetW fresh goat carcass whacking each of Unfortunately, early Christians campaigns of Hallmark and Hersey doesn't catch on as I have planned, find out his real name. make one for yourself or better yet theThebloodthatwas vrgins slat- were not the most enlightenied people, will shell out millions for chocolates, let's take a litfle advice from some of S fe l ythdsfiinl edyusl oefoes tered over the naked virgins symbol- and thus the practice of smacking vir- cards and flowers. But even still every- PA's most notable couples. Merri stared a hole into our table, he decided If you really want to go all out, ized their chastity and the opening of gins with goats was dropped from the one still believes that birds started Hudson and Isaac "great last name" to sprint (or moved as fast as turtlely make sure you pick up your flowers the rail ...dating season for the Roman Valentine's day program. I the Mid- shagging on February 14th (although Taylor are a very prominent couple on possible) into the cafeteria and place a when your crush is in the mailroom men. (hey, it sure beats the hell Out Of die ages the typical Valentine's Day it now depends on ones definition of campus. They plan to have a really box of chocolates on the table. He then because it's not absence that makes the spending money on roses and choco- celebration included a huge boring "birds"). romantic evening at Bertucci's. After immediately darted out before turning heart grow fonder, but jealousy. (That lates). ~~~~~~~~~gathering,where the members wrote Now I will take you to the present, the meal they plan to return to the Totllheet wa rd.d,"Tdta ayouYUkn someon is thinking)B However, the modem day inicama- and read love epistles. Strangely how- the 21st century (for the benefit of Quads, where Isaac will undoubtedly Teewsacr htra,"o aotYU vni ti oref)B -nion of Valentine's day is credited to evr epesilbleetat birds those who are not up on anything at acquiie a parietal from his house coun- Sydney, My Valentine." This was a the way, what's the number to Flowers Saint Valentine, the early Christian started to shag on February 14th. all.) What are we going to do this selor. sweet gesture, but back in the -by-Steve? priest and the patron saint of all lovers. During the 20th century Valen- Valentine's day? At present, I am petn- Well, we don't all have a steady Medieval times of 7th grade, any sign St. Valentine is believed to have been tine's Day changed once again. Mod- tioning, to bring back the naked virgin girl fiiend to spend Valentine's Day -martyred on this day by Claudius the em day corporations have seen a won- idea. with. So, if you are like me you will Goth; thus, February 14th acquired a derful opportunity to each thousands It could even be a Cluster event, probably be spending Valentine's day -new importance in the eyes of Chris- of dollars from poor defenseless Suck- and at least no one would have to doing work, but don't forget to speak tians, yet it still managed to maintain ers like myself. spend money. to your Cluster Dean about the goat4 its connection to the unwashed masses Men, bought into the advertising But just in case the goat/virgin idea carcass idea. of lovers. FEATUR ES y E PC)ET RY EXPA117LOSE

My Valentine When I see her approach, A Love Fair All school meeting's 'j -4 I don't look to hide ringing clang- THE PHILLIPLAN FEATURES FEBRUARY 11, 2000 .9

aspirin, would you like some cyanide ~ '~fi.' byTucker Kiessing & Ben Newirth with that" 'The sleeping room is right FEATURESVIXENSup the stairs. We have abolished the two hour limit." Personally, I'm'glad From the voluptuous vixens of that Dr. Keller and the rest of the Johnson to the prepubescent voices of Isham staff are here to stay. the Rockwell Juniors, from the painful Coach Mo, the director of our ath- screams of Isham, to the deluxe living letic department, is also a resident of accommodations of Adams, the Quads our beloved Quads. In a recent vote of are a shining jewel in the otherwise the bbard of directors, it was decided dismal surroundings of Phillips Acad- that if Coach Mo were incapacitated, 7 emy. Walking through the Quads, one the Fitness Guru himself, Richard might notice that the paths are a little Simons, would be the one to fill his , ~~cleaner, the snow a little whiter (due to shoes. Just imagine coming in from the g ~~~~~~~thelack of dogs), the air a little crisper, cold athletic fields and being greeted I rp n .Kr/TePilpa Anyone who lives in the Quads knows by a disgustingly hairy man in tight the indescribable feeling of joy as the shorts screaming, "Move those buns Please don't hate Marcus Taylor because he is international. sun gently wakes them by shining hotcake! I can see the fat dripping off K. >'X~~~~~\ ~through their windows early in the you!" Although hockey PG Mike morning, rousing them from their Freeman disagrees, we are glad that peaceful slumbers to another magnifi- the sweaty football players don't have cent day in the Quads. to wear pink tank tops and spandex But what if the Quads didn't exist? pants. Away with the soothing creaking of The most anticipated event of the the swings, the lovely chirping of the school year is Quad Day. Who can for- mechanical birds at the crosswalk, the get a bra-wearing, body-painted, gui- happy laughter of the faculty children tar-struimming lunatic singing "Lonely earlyYesthings Saturda moming.Swedih." Obviously without theby Marcus Taylor spot small Dlifferences between current tional students. would be much Ouads be ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FEATURESRANDY PA and the PA in Dimension X. Mr. There was no Klaus, Yosuke, differentthere couldat ~~CarterPhillips no Quad~~~~, Day, and Mr. Murphy had a little Teresa, Mark or Katrina Han and espe- * :~~. Academy if the quads didn't exist, a and only one other place is big enough little more dreary, a little more to hold such an extravagant event: The By powers beyond the comprehen- moehi;MsEdaslokd cayno e.Altsegatppe youngealkedwithand depknowsig a littlermore... well, worse. Sanctuary. "Sanctuary Day," already Sion of my oyal readers I was able to yugradwle iha nexxr awhh in elvDimennd n ceishrs loe ontatn for Mr.en Just having bad connotations, could lead to slip into an alternate dimension, which boneihrstp kosDr. Keller, the man with a gold- nothing more than a deflating Moon- we shall call Dimension X and view a Dspone ym is bev- M~n u ewsn hr ob en smile an-d a remedy for your every bounce, poison oak rashes, and multi- world that appeared to be identical to tos eie otuydsoe h on swl.Icdnal vnul 7 ~~ill.Many a Rockwell freshman have ple DCs, not to mention the scary sight ours. Oprah is the leader of the United dfeecsbtenorP n h yfudhmtowesltri ai enjoyed playing golf or diplomacy of John Maglio and his Stuart compa- States, the Boston Red Sox are stillPAiDmesoX.Inddtora Aeiclaigagouofamrsn 0 ~ ~ ~~--> with "Dr. K." And almost everyone on triots dancing naked in the brush. cusdthwelycorltewrd tePhliinarblinagntatrnialit- 'campus has sat in the comfortable The Quads are definitely the best the poor get screwed over and ignoredi Sipn h oig esscinI tr waitinreeiv- roomof Isam lace befre n camps to ive, ork, ad by hose n powr, and multinational turned to Sports and spotted the JV In this dimension JV athletes take m~ ~ -ing a (relatively) painless and carefully play. Without them, Phillips Academy western corporations still manage to Rudp A a adt yef rd nteracmlsmns n administered flu shot to ease their suf- would be not only less enjoyable, but enslave the majority of the world. 'Tiisgngtbenertng"Hw Cutaisajoeeevdfrth fenng.to the Anvery anonymous scary. Andtip givenMarcus * ' ~ever as I read I became homrfied. The lowliest athletes who are unable to fewriters ofAhi articleuha venu to the notrb saythe school. Taylor would But we really don't care about the dicovery thisatie inv ledufor hol w tbas tescgaoy. (Editor's note: this rest of the world. What we care about J onu culytle bu V mk V3 h nentoa odfi dsctovrywsnn thatnxinte rhe fa-o Taylo th batous mention of Marcus iswaVhlisAaeyi ien sot!Tewiesral wrtetbou paer tas ac te andsthrllso moutrs nn thDr. teif- alrthtms take place in every Dimension X (that's why I'm writing thpahtcelosofJahee! prdeffagatheistllcoo ~~~''r -. ' ~~~mos r.Kavorkian. "Here's your single Features article.) this article for the Phillipian and not Sacigaon h hliinbs- meig .J1 ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tiemgzn) tfis ol nyness office I was able to find some SLAM! is pathetically lost due to Timemagzin).t fist cold nly back issues, I thought perhaps the JV the fact Katrina,isn't there. Yosuke Roundup isn't that hot in Dimension -doesn't tear it apart on the wrestling X, but there must be some similarities mats. Taylor Hall is really uncool, and Andover, and A bbot A~~~~~~~~~~~~~erffer, V~~~~~~~between0 0 the Clustah articles? no one wants to live there. Model Reading the first Clustah article I United Nation is... well functioning was immediately disappointed. First really well, but I'm not the president. the article was titled "'Cluster Article." There is no Aussie flavor or sheik ft Nev e r Ha p p~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~eAnd like the J-V Roundup, itseriously Europeans. reported on Cluster Soccer. I was hor- In conclusion PA really isn't that rifled to think it could be this boring in groovy with out international students. Dimension X. Then my face turned Think of all 'the spice and flavor we by David Frisch begin memorizing Andover's motto: around my room and suddenly stops: Fifty years later, I appreciate how white: I wasn't the author and I real- bring to this campus. I know many of FEATURES SKEE-LD "Even though we have them, we have "Frisch?" "What's up?" "Who is that lucky we are to have girls at this ized didn't go to PA! At this point I you are jealous when us international no reason t s hi. I still don't gorgeous woman on your wall?" school. They are good-loig nel- fitd tdnssitnyu ilfinso understand it. "George, she's" "... so hot." "But gent, athletic, and like to play I woke up with mixed emotions. boy friends with lust because of our What if I were six feet tall? Then I The rest of my day consists of George she's my ...". ..It's too bad we Yahtzee ...so hear. And if itwasn't for Firstly, Iwas happylIwasn't the boring smooth and mysterious international would be a varsity stud and a stud in Technical Education, History of don't get anything like that at this the ladies there might not be a Blue sod who had written this "Cluster Arti- ways, but come on, our style adds so -C eneral. What if there were no PGs at MaknMl ot,'n Hm col Gogwa aeyube n- Silver dance tomorrow night cle," (I think the author was some guy much to this campus. I mean, it's not Andvero Thnr uderlasmenwouddEonoicswhywemont nedould At smomn'dThttwmanis yKmmhWhtbiuItidnt hvehedaesaWae, ounaedftevuKot)butattheyameourfautrtataousmercan earn' have a chance, and the Big Blue would A ha f timemcshorrifiednedit. ImkdidIdiand notnis attendWatatedon'tlps Phil'lhaeipste goodgohavekig lookingorrfid nanynt style.stle 2:20, the last bell rings and while my "Um, Dave ... I got to go!" don't.Acdm.Wltmaeaonsor Nristoufulsglsetlkebtr loWhat iIweealtlbismrr? buddies organize a pickup game ofAcdm.Wltmaealnstr Noistoufutsglsetlkebtr What if ImudfootallIasnakiaayltsmarter-?.-- thet short, I found out in Dimension X when they hear a Scottish or Aus- Then I would study a little bit less, and Abbot Campus. '--'- *~---- '~- - -' -'--- .- -- "'--'"- Phillips Academy didn't allow intema- tralian accent. Don't be jealous. mack a little bit more. What if, what if, There I find my dream woman-- ,~wlat if!?! We always ask ourselves the watnfomeHrnm..whte same question; what if things were bet- hell cares about her name, I just need ter? ~~~~~~~tosee a woman!- Anid we all fanaticize about some We walk around the Abbot Circle- better scenarios only to realize that we tgte ee ieavr eiu are completely satisfied with whom we pait.AnjutweItkehrad are.J PI Butdo arel e tink boutthe for the final lap, PAPS (Phillips Abbot Please no Sex) pulls up in a little white :' .-, question, what if things were worse? mobile and two officers step out. .

Well I did! And so I took my favorite "We've wamned you two before. Now - thing in life-the LADIES-and imag- ined life without them i.e. What if your gonna' get it!" AndovrAbbt an nevr meged? My woman is taken away and I am- "Andoverad Abbot neer merged? left there with a big scary man in uni- ge rmtestaftee hyawy What wudlfbelkfrhodnalagblcwodn .by Sarah Conway & Casey Hill notice that I've been taking advantage To answer this question, I traveled stick and nodding his head. I"EATURES LITTLE. YELLOW NUJPRIN o h egtro. h bpoe back in time fifty years to Friday, Feb- sAfter JV2 basketball practice (I'm o"thep aleviat hism.sore bps.Kei ruary 4th, 1950 (twenty-three years onlpthe deucetbecauseorthbreere.soemany onmany the deuce because~~~~~ha there're so ifthre asno shm? ow real, Britton. In the words of inforner- before coeducation).., other guys to compete with, at least WaifteewsnlhmHw cialstrRihdSmon,"uca At 7:38 I wake up late and put on that's what I keep telling myself) I many cuts would you have? Whether sotar ihrdSmos,"o"a my PA uniform: a tight collar shirt and soeangotCmos.Id't-you view Ishamn as a retreat from your doi" some extra-tight slacks. (Although I evnhoher tno oooknsthe mironor most dreaded class or as a place you teOther students, including many of hate the uniform, all my friends say it doeIbsouthe ow fo an mfe ales.norvodatalottstmsigtocn girls in Day Hall, frequent Isham. looks sexy.) I leave the dorm at 7:53 o I us crodsth withan bunhes avo-id wher we'd betswithoautin t Sure, 'I can't go to math today, I just didn't and begin my haul to Biology. On the oy, Istningaodectdl as theyh ier insituio is' an arcitecta it-e get to my homework last rught, my fin- path I say good morning to some tlabufoblhme rkndI)mare, but imagine trying to to travel to gers were glued to my keyboard... peers: Butch, Buff, and Flex. ayhgbtadfo clsinaubeIed, Okay, okay, I'm an AOL addict, 'I Ifor arrive tadieshI'm late only~~ epresed.and without Ishamn social situations would admit it! Stop harassing me." The daylatefor ~arriv te firt ahdonly I afinishing my homework that " 1. Cropp and D. Kurs/ Th hllpa edsa tbs.other favorite from a girl, "Pap ofm.theaHumanreproductiv mysrd- ngtweIgtavitfrm ygod In this picture the multiple Frisch's are just a figment of your inagina- I'm sure every experienced Isham what?!" Or the guys favorite question, tessI aml notrdeproed or myw ad- friend George W. He begins looking tion ...a dead sexy figment of your imagination, patient has heard this before: "Here's "Do you have any Via- I mean Vit- some Motmn. Go lie down. I'll check amins?" on youininutes" 45 ~ fli~ is For those of who really need sleep, frqnly hrin mits."ham thughou the "sleeping room" provides a healthy theqwinter er. Iscu riouhot alternative to resting in your dorm. dents seem to be "not feeling well" for Yomabexpsdtsmeies, that a precise 45-minute s inthi but don't worry! There .are so many ~~~~c r~~~~~~~~~' c r J ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ r~~~~~~ ~~~~~day.h No worries, whether you have a that they probably just pool their ver- "hedahe or a ide stnh mon tgetheiir aind snxae fn nss 0 THE PHILLIPIAN SPORTS FEBRUARY 11, 2000 Boys' Hockey Blanks BB&N and Kimball Union Girls' Squash Bests Seemingly

ContnuedfromPag12,Colun 1 Charlie Resor '00 put his team on the TT L .. S bciard:. The goal cameof a defensive n e i u S . P lSq a unit held strong against the attempts. cough-up by KUA, which was created by Wendy Huang When regulation time ended, the score by the forechecking of Andrew Salini PBHwuPLi, SPORTS WRITER was still 0-0. ~~'02.Gino Rotondi '01 capitalizedonafr'0tokhecutBkfr

. ~~spentgood deal of time on the power waning minutes of the period, Mike beginning quickly jumping to take 7Wl pa.But, even when BB&N went Freeman '00 knocked in a rebound to *la.The Exeter boys' team cai down two men, Andover could not give his team a 3-0la on into the who also had a match at St. Paul's at

-- ~~capitalize on its chances. second. afternoon, Was heard praising the' ofFrustrated by hard work and lack In the second, the Blue kept up its strength of Beckford's drives. Har*1l, ofresults, Andover realized it might control over the opponent but seemed Thmil' qah ig also attested to Beckford's dazzIfig- have to settle for a tie. But finally, to lose is scoring touch. ta wototough 'play, commenting, "It was the best I've goo li~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~acesthis -week,evr with only four seconds remaining in Andover created several offensive evnluigtheosraseen Alexis play all season. She ~~ ~~~j" '""" ~~~~~~~the sudden-death period, Mike Turner chances, bu olntmng ofihanticipated match of wsmoving 110% better"Bcfr '00 corralled a rebound in front of the the attempts. To compensate, the GIRLS' SQUASH1 the season against2 thmacinhreges(0,- net and manag~d to put it in. Andover defense did whatever it could to keep squash powerhouse St. AtfieCrstdu7)ase.al leftwth B&N a lim 10 vicory, the puck out of. its own end, allowing Paul's School. The Blue took St. successful. Though the first game was despite its noticeable domination of the KA onyasalnmeIf hne als43o Wednesay andMlo veycsewtbthparsoein game play. to score. Goaltender Theo Novak '01 Academy 6-1 on Saturday. With these ther ballspasteah oth persh wristdog I, The game proved to Andover how came up with some stellar saves on the two wins, the squad's season record stepped up her play at the beginning of #~important making use of scoring few shots he faced. comes to an exceptional 10 wins out of the second game and overpoee e chances is. Over three periods of play In the third period, Andover put the 11 matches. opoet itdu o wnrin hr - . ~~~~~~leftAndover with four hit posts and game out of reach. Scott Darci 01 "In my four years at Andover we games (8-10, 9-6, 9-1, 9-2). numerous other nearly missed opportu- scored on the power play off of a nice have never beaten St. Paul's before. It Nme i lz oet 0

~;**"~'-~~-,.~- nities. Having outshot the opponent 41 pss from Turner, who was credited was sweet revenge," enthused #5 Play- breezed by her opponent in record -. -- - - ~~~~~~~to7, Andover was unhappy with such with the assist. Freeman added another eThyrCisouo'0.time. Her St. Paul's counterpart simply - . -- ~a small scoring margin. later on in the period. Andover's Last year the St. Paul's team could not handle Robert's powerful isThe Blue hoped to further add to defense held off all of KUA's last- mauled Andover 7-0 both times the Serves and tight rails. Roberts won in itswinig trakon Wednesday when minute attempts, securing 5-0 shutout - tsme nAslyHaml three (9-1, 9-5, 9-4). winning streak At number one, Ashley Harmeling ~~~~~~~~Ina nail-biter of a match, number it faced KUA. Andover was ready for -victory, .'00 faced the world-ranked St. Paul's seven Jess Olans '01 edged out her

-~~ ------a tough game, knowing that the oppo- Andover hopes to further improve numbereroneeLindaaMMcaairalsoolasttopponenttbyyoutlasttnggherriinlonggral- - - ~~~~~,- . -,~~~~~~ - nent had put up a good showing in this its record in the upcoming games year's New England Interscholastic le ntede or.Oaswni _ ___ - - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~season'sChristmas toumnament. , against Pingree, Belmont Hill, and squash champion. Strategically, tre(-,1-,1-) A. Tucker/ The Philliptan Like in the game against BB&N, Cushing. Having played quite well in according to Harmieling, she moved to Harmeling reflected, "We've come Goalie Theo Novak 01 stacks his pads to make a save in Wednesday's Andover was able to take control early. its last three games, the team feels con- play the ball in the front of the court, so far from the beginning of the sea- shutout victory over KUA Just a few minutes into the game, fident in its ability. "I got most of my points off of her son, Even in the games we lost we in the drop sequences." Harmeling lost played really well." the hard-fought match in three games (1-9, 2-9, 4-9).- Playing at two, Sasha Hrdy '00 berytw eatlrd in the ft.nauls of th brtoba ryi hiaso h Edges Exeter 68-62; Slams St. Paul's 63-44 seven draw two years be and the two ~ byDosil~ Diana manage one basket, bringing the score brought the team up from a 4-6 deficit team... we goofed off in practice and it have played each other three other- Pff{IL1~PIN SPORTS WRITER to 32-35. Lauren Tsai's '00 three-point with an early three-pointer, Andover showed." Coach Kennedy did not lettiebfoenrguasaonmch.- fire flamed for the seventh consecutive dominated and retained the lead for the the overwhelming triumph cloud her Hrdy went into this game looking for -

is * a ~~~~~~~gamein a row, earning 9 points for her remainder of the game. Although she convictions either: "[they were] play- redemption, but was disappointed in-' team. Momno Akade '00 played an out- was trampled by her opponent and then ing with talent, and not executing." tregms h naosHd rp--~~ * ~~~~~~~~~~standinggame, running the point and disregarded by the refs, Lind had an The team agreed that a championship shots were not as lethal as they usually- EMIT, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~areand her opponent was quick to vol- . countering Exeter's pressure defense, outstanding rebounding game. Akade could not be won- without team effortleanpuawynyoseht.(69 ______"Nearly flawless from the line," deftly found her contender's weakness and determination despite weak comn- 5-9,49)

according to Coach Karen Kennedy, and exploited it throughout the game, petition. Heeding Kennedy's sugges- -Number three Wendy Huang'01 -- After an exhilarat- Akade poured in 11I points. Bravely burning her with speed and drive to the tion that a team meeting was in order, was also frustrated in her efforts

- -. ~ing68-62 victory over conquering physical limitations, Liz basket. Woitkowski kept the team the Big Blue congregated at the back against St. Paul's in a heartbreaking -<.,.,...

- u.,,- Exeter, the Girls' Var- Bramwell '00 was back on track, scor- energized with her determination to of the bus for the ride home. Together five-game match against St. Paul's "- sity Basketball team ing 8 points in the first half alone, and execute, and Tsai ruled the three-point they concluded that "talent can't win Mimri Stoval, a two time finalist at

______returned o Andover swishing another basket in the second, land once again. Ajose made a stellar everything," and that they would have Interschols in the number 6 draw.------Gila's \Exeter had main- Caroline Lind '02 took a spectacular rebound and basket towards the finish to play 1 10 percent at every practice to Huang lost in five games (6-9, 9-6, 0-9, ~~ B~sigm~i tained a very strong offensive charge in the second half and that was "one of the highlights of the compete with the higher-caliber teams. 9-4, 7-9). A.Tucker/ The Philip(an shooting posture for the first 16 min- racked up 12 points, while high-scorer game." However, PA's numerical vic- Andover looks-to continue this win Despite the earlier defeats, circum- Ashley Harmeling '00 played a utes, leaving Andover fighting to keep Dasen Woitkowski added 15 to the tory could not disguise the loss of streak tonight in North Andover stances began to look a lot better fr tough match, but fel to her world- ,up, 28-35. Despite strong movement team total. In addition to high-pow- focus. "We weren't playing as- a against Brooks. the Blue as number four Alexis Beck- 'ranked St. Paul's opponent. with the ball, "we just weren't keeping ered play by the, team starters, PA's up on the defense.. Ithe offense was deep bench provided a constant source strong, but they were making'easy lay- of new energy. Heather Woodin '01 G r s w mi -r o o Andover committed many unnecessary key three-pointer late in the game." fouls out of frustration, allowing Teammate Woitkowski further praised Overboard; Ramsey 00 Sets 1 00-Fly Record Exeter to sink easy shots from the line the poised player: "Woodin is someone ______after every mistake. During half time, 'who, if we were down by three in the by A. Foster and C. Samson After traveling three hours to New time of 5:21.03, and touching out Hop- vidual medley. Demers finished first Coach Kennedy advised minor adjust- last two seconds of a game, I would PFUHifIP SPORTS WRITERSHaetoakonheudftdHp- ksbyerlascn.Advr' wihaimof204,floedls- inents to post defense and offensive give the ball to - she's really good kins team, the girls emerged with a relay squad of Murphy, Benn, Blitzer, ly by Blitzer in of 2:22.79. Just touched executon,te cout ad PAforunder ook ressue." Cristie Annberg' ITIM 1114-72 victory. Starting the day off and O'Connor placed first in the 200 out by Worcester's first place finisher, teectonnd A wikthee sprt. udefpensve.'00 athtin aloedber with the 200 medley relay, the team of freestyle relay with a time of 1:44.86, .Murphy captured a second place in the "Someonethis ha o dominateto be a sprkncoming on oppnents, andSydney Freas '01, Sarah Demers '03, while the second relay team was just 50 freestyle with a time of 26.57. Lau- team," asserted Kennedy. But instead Danielle Vardaro, '03 "continues to Meg Blitzer '01, -and Devin Murphy touched and finished third. In the 100 ren Nickerson '02 also swam a strong of igniting just one player, the whole play strong as she grows in her confi- * *.'01 finished a close race against Hop- backstroke, Hopkins took first place race, claiming third place. C, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~kins'first seeded relay. Not far behind, with a commendable 1:0 1.00 finish. Although Worcester Academy team pitched in to build a fire. Cheer- dence and decision making," noticed In the ast week Andover's second relay team held on Andover held on to second place with does not have a diving team, the ing from the bench and communication Kennedy. Alex Zuckerman '01 also . to a strong third place. Kerryn O'Con- a 1:04.44 finish by Sarah Ferranti '01. Andover divers used this time to prac- on the court brought strength and ener- played well, building on her strong - .~the girls' swimming nr'01 took ho me first place in the The 100 breaststroke proved to one of tice diving skills. Their performance gy to the Blue game. Despite a battle performance last week against Cush- tearnHk df adt 200 freestyle with a winning time of the strongest swims of the day with was very impressive; Scanlon won the with the flu just the night before, ing. The score yo-yoed back and forth j- '~ Worcester Acade- 2:00.32. Ramsey followed in third Andover taking first and second. event with an incredible score of Christine Okike '01 had a fabulous until two minutes remained in the GWSSV~N my, bringing its place, just under two seconds behind. Demers' time of 1: 10.45 placed first, 192.00, followed closely by Lasater, reboudinggameconsantlydoinnat- game. PA was able to remain steady . neetdrcr o Facing Hopkins' strength and depth in closely followed by Benn in 1:13.04. who scored 183.43. ing the boards. Early in the second and take a lead which it maintained it 8-0. With numerous first place finishes the 200 individual medley, Anneka In the last event of the day, the 400 After the diving, the meet picked half, the Big Blue soared back into the all the way to a victorious finish. and a new school record of 1:00.67 in Bern '02 emerged with a second place freestyle relay, Andover was looking 'up with an exciting 100 butterfly won I fray, making solid shots from the floor The Big Blue rounded out the the 100 fly set by Megan Ramsey '00, finish in a time of 2:21.43. In the high- for the win. Nearly six seconds ahead by Ramsey, who set the school record andfour from thwek line. nicely PAsaled wth a 63-44 in over St. the girls hvescontinue theirtameig speed 50freestyle, reasfsprintdetona ofateesecondnplce Hopkinsthetteamtwiheaotime0of1:00.67.rFenantiapp, quick points before Exeter could even Paul's on Wednesday. After Tsai season. -1 am 9 first place finish with a time of 24.97. of Ramsey, O'Connor, Murphy, and tured second place, beating out Blitzer followed in third with a time of Freas finished first with a time of Worcester with a time of 1:06.31. Ii 25.84. 3:49.63, bringing the meet's final score the 100 freestyle, Blitzer took home The Andover Divers had a terrific to 114-72. first place with a time of 58.58, barely day as well with a 1-2-3 sweep by Four days later the girls again were beating out Worcester's second place Janis Scanlon '03, Liz Lasater '01, and ready to swim, facing Worcester Acad- swimmer. Only two Andover swim- Katie Dybwad '02. Scanlon totaled emy in their last home meet. Though mers stood up to the challenge of the 172 points for the day. tired and worn out, the Andover girls 500 freestyle, which was won by When the swimming started up gave it their all and won the meet by a Worcester in a great race. Avfrphy fol- - ~~~againwith the 100 butterfly, Demers score of 125-58. In the first event of lowed close behind, picking -up second continued Andover's dominance, plac- the day, the 200-medley relay, the place in 5:36.36, and Nickerson placed W7M~r- JW M ing first with a time of 1:01.77. FoI- team of Freas, Demers, Ramsey, and third with a time of 5:47.22. lowing Demers was O'Connor in third Murphy got things rolling with a first In the 200 freestyle relay, Andover with a time of 1:03.16. Dominating in place time of'1:57.67. Andover's sec- once again showed its domination, by Marus Tayoru SeieBrc the 100 freestyle, Freas took home yet ond relay team also had a strong finish, with the team of O'Connor, Blitzer, Rou~~~~~~~~~~~~o~~~~- another first with a time of 55.1 1. placing third. O'Connor and Sophie Murphy, and Freas placing first with a Touched out by a mere second, Blitzer Cowan '01 both swarn terrific races, time of 1:45.78, followed closely by --. The NV round up heavy weight today is teaming up with JV round up heavy weight of tomorrow to bring held on to third with a strong time of capturing first and second place in the the team of Demers, Cowan, Kim you the ultimate NV round up: Marcus Taylor and Stevie Brock. Many of you out there might be asking who 56.43. 200 freestyle, with times of 2:0 1.84 Walker '03, and Tracey Zicherman are these gods of humfour who bring you this incredible JV write up? See all the Junior Girls will know Marcus, In the longest race of the day, the and 2:04.55, respectively. Andover '03. Ferranti once again had an excel- Taylor aM that senior you secretly desire. Everyone in the senior class and up per class will remember Marcu s 500 freestyle, Ramseystepped up to continued its dominance in the meet, lent showing in the 100 backstroke, as the kid that got mugged outside A House. Steve Brock is known as the person who helps Marcus Taylor the challenge, finishing first with a with another 1-2 finish in the 200 indi- cruising in to first place with a time of write these articles at the last minute. '-s-"--"---v---- 1:06.25. In her debut swim of the 100 774M ~~~~ UMM.~- ~ i'O ~ beatokFrassol frtIit tm THE PHILLIPIAN SPORTS FEBRUARY 11, 2000 11~

'6 ATHLE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~TLATE' BV Basketball Beaver Country Day 4.30 GVYHockey NMH1 6:30

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byAuld David of his guaranteed points and the emo- country course. Ted then took his Friday, February 18 PUILLI1PIAN SPORTS WITER tional boost he provides through his freshman year at Wellesley High .GV Hockey Milton 5:15 Ted utra'Ols a al-star on the victories. He will be one of the key School before deciding to attend BY Squash Groton 4:45 track team. His combination of speed runners in the upcoming bout with Phillips. Introduced to PA by his broth- BY Wrestling Interschols 5:00 and eduracehs let hi unbaten Exeter. Ted's ability to complete a Sea- er, Nate Jutras '97, a track and cross this season and allowed him to help the son-sweep and double against Exeter country post graduate who now attends boys' track team to an impressive 6-0 will be crucial to any hope the Blue has William and Mary, Ted came to record. Jutras' workhorse determina- of beating Exeter and finishing the sea- Andover as a lower and became a tri- tionlhas made him a team leader and a son undefeated. If'Jutras continues to varsity athlete in his first year at the role model. Often seen practicing late school. Over the course of his Phillips intotraining the evening,as been his Academy career, Ted has spent a great paying off of late. Jutras has run a da ftm ihcoscut~ n plethora of races, ranging frm the 600 track coach John Stableford, who has yard run to the mile. This ast week- helped Ted becomne the strong runner end, Jutras turned in a blistering 1500 Ted also excels on the baseball dia- meter run at the Wheaton Invitational tothe placehigh schoolmond.first among Raised as a purebred Boston runners and an amazing second overallReSofaTdlwyknwhws in somea field of thethat top included destined to play baseball. Last spring,

collegiate runners in the area. At the -. ehle ic htu gis ao Harvard Invitational he ran a ridicu- and made the defensive highlight film buseasily 4:25 the in fastestthe mile, -with his great play at shortstop against

mile time posted in the last few years - -NH h ast qa sloigt ;Jby anyone from any prep school. Ted, its only returning upper, to use his Jutras crushedhas continually ~~~experience and talent to become a team and blownby the opposition- ~~leader in the upcoming season. opponents ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Inthe fall, Ted runs cross-country; f-i in every meet and invitational this sea- h a enamjrfco nteta son. He has doubled in every meet this teps w esn.Rnigi h season,more capturingpoints than ~Xfourth position on the team this year, D. Kurs/ The Phillzjptan anyone"He else is amaz- on the team.- he still has next year to add to his tally Heavyweight Josh Aisenberg '00 grapples with his Brooks opponent in the opening moments of their match, ing. I have never seen anyone domi- I -,' fcaposisadmv pte wihAsnegwudg nt oe13moetn nate every event as consistently as ofcaposisadmv pte wihAsebr ol oo ols - noetm Jutras. When Jutras races, we know we rnso h em Ted also dabbles as a musician. U have first place points coming our Often seen jamming in his room, Ted W restlin Sweep-s M eets O'ER & GRANT way," boasted fellow track runner Alex ru sh a hsfrti esn rde isl nbigasl-agtn 1 Kehlenbeck ' 1. Coming off a spectac- runas eoasdhusfarthstsasn,,ridshimsrfineeinSafee-tagh ularcros-contrseaonwher Juras Exeter will have to watch out. guitarist and has been known to imitate Confinuedfrom Page 12, Column ver goo wrste, hale efr.SR hlped trosleadnthe, eamon he Jntr-s Ted grew up in Wellesley, Massa- Dave Matthews. Ted also gives back match left to go. Billy Brancaccio 00, However, Shivartsinan's shot was too BR A \ shlasdtc champiohiptemthe Iaat- chusetts and began running in the sixth to the community, volunteering his stepped up knowing that he wanted to much for Sefert, giving the win to edtothcho tedstaccaminsp the trackaptgrade, following in the footsteps of his spare time to tutor younger students in end the match and the long day of Shivatsman 16-10. Co-captain Sean p"f ~A T I'T' edhoterditacesofthetrck o he father and brother. Soon, he left his his hometown. Ted hopes to move on wrestling as quickly as possible. Right Murphy '00(125 lb.) also dominated ITAM season and has become the most criti- mark at Wellesley Middle School, to college at William and Mary or from the siart, he picked up his 275 lb. his opponent with a 16-2 win. FORJ TR\ACKl alpillar o the team. toa onsbeue breaking the course record for his cross UVA, where he will continue running. 1opponent and laid him down on the In other. significant matches Justin Continuejifromn Page 12, Column 5 a pillar for the team to lean on because ~~~~~~matpinning him in -nine seconds, Pytka '00(135 lb.,) won with a 29 sec- 6.82, but both were matched by run- T7'4~~~1~~1 ~~~equaling1.... the record set by Pytka earlier ond pin and Andy Gossard '00(160l. ners in laeI et h ke httm l~~~~~~~lorciic~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~in the match. When both wrestlers defeated Hal Aisuch, a wrestler he lost would be needed. In the 400 meter Nordic S~kiinlg Quietly Estabishes were asked for comment about break- tlatyrinacoendwlwesedrace, all five runners reached the fuist- rug the record, both produced the same match 9-5. Josh Aisenberg also wres- lap cut-in at almost exactly the same F~~r~-~w-~w--vd-1d~ vrv II. NT,~~TTY E~,-~v-dr-lli-~~A l~r~i'-~ci response, "Itwas pretty cool." tied tough in a very long match, that time and jostled for position down the DoU i a-cIILce \Jvr~nr 1New EngJla11d FoesZ was decided in overtime. However, entire home-stretch before an Exeter by Ada Schoeehird pace reptable fnish, ehind ith te teams overll unrovemet- Broks AienberBwasounble tpcapitlizetoosprtter tok atheneadhad lhelditffo bAdmShoeerptbetidpaefnsbhn ihteta' vr rpoenn-a shot in OT, and lost a heartbreaker Il almost all of the seCOnd lap. Emerson -

- la PA SOT WRITR only Holderness and Putney. Phil both factors that bode well for the Wednesday afternoon the Andover 3. Billy Brancaccio '00(215 lb-) and Sykes '01, running in second, waited,,- Delude '00 led the Andover pack once rapidly approaching championship wrestling team faced a very good Kevin Sinclair 01(275 lb.), also until the final ten meters to make his Wiholy two again, continuing his remarkable sea- meet in two weeks. Brosta.I a ls ac tpinned their opponents.moecacngteEtrruerb meets left in the sea- son with a 10th place finish in a time If the team continues to improve, first, but eventually the Andover team This week Andover will prepare surrise and pulling ahead at the finish son,theAndover of 21:23. He was followed with strong as has been the trend throughout the was able to pull away winning the for the most anticipated match of the line, winning by a photo-finish 0.03 son,he Anover performances from Colin Penley '01 past few meets, a successful finish to mth4-7HarBoeu'0(1. season, Exeter. The boys face their seod ihagettm Nordic Ski Team is andchWinslow Hubbardo'01,uwho2the2seasonndiswwithingitstreach.oAndover f5.6 primdtosustin is ushd eachlo oHbrdt 15tand 6th sesoe re nwierto utstahosenoas- Lb.), in his second match of the sea- rivals in red ights on Wednesday Feb- Eee aebc ihistrems convincing doii uhdec te o1t n 6h sir r o ae optoec- son, dominated his opponent once ruary 16. Also coming up is the Class talented runners in the 800 meters, NORDICnanceover most of place finishes. Captain Adam Schoene sic kis back into action for the Lakes again, winning with a pin. Dan A tournament, which will be held at however, all of whom ran under 2:00, a thecomptition. 00, Klaus Koenigsahusen '00, and Region competition at Putney next Shvartsman '02(119 lb.)wrestled Phillips Academy on Saturday, Febru- superb mark on an indoor track, taking After several weeks of intense JakKmiop00wrentfrbeiddwe.ar,1.the race-away from Andover's to of workouts and after many opporite al fnihig it iprve prfr Michael Grant '03, Austin Arensberg to perfect technique, or to leamn it in anefrmtepircsicae. t(IyB sl e bL ro S'01, and Geoff O'Donoghue '02, who After skiing several warm-uplop ] Z%`_k t;tT some instances, Andover skiers are B ys turned in strong mid-winter times spending less time toppling to the sqand cheer o thesboys, the girlsb Ei Nwa some noise of its own in the Deacon's the cylinder. After hitting their first despite the competition. The boys ablensecnds o te avimes vAsl eiinuKteWta '0wn ut-SO Den. As Coach Mo mapped out the few fieldgoals, the Tigers crossed over, dished it right back to Exeter in the able Asseconds off their race times. ~~~~~~~~~strategy,talking about picks, v-cuts, blew past the flailing arms of the 3000 meters, however, led by Ben V. Andover skiers acquire the experience, srnwihwftesadeemn- * and zones, Marco Davila '00 spiced up Andover defenders, and took it to the Phillips 'L- and Eli Lazarus '00, who technque,nd finess he Nodic ~ tion.... she was on a mission. She held the clubhouse with some hard-hitting rack Gunga Style. Thayer' s outside, both ran 9:25, over 31 seconds btter demads,he cmpettionis sartig to her pace throughout the entire race, *lyrics. After a series of chest-bumps sharpshooting gamne complemented its than Exeter's third-place finisher. As in teake ntices compandttonder eaty fiisigonaniprsiv 1tlae wat nof. ax ta Aondoer eam Notfars behgind as Jpessv Watso '01,e It is five o'clock on and pounds, Avalon led his team out athletic inside game, stepping back the girls' meet, though, the closest race whatf wa ind tha Andverea wo sfartl sehid tas 13th pae fin- a cold Friday Evening, the lockers of pain, slapped the c- behind the arc and knocking down nine of the day was in the 4x400 meter Iusing.hosklfulyske has been t a1thplc fn--derblock walls, journeyed out onto the threes. rly ye e fbtdsiehsfs i has he Hodeesikirsweese- As. Holly Schroder '02, Andover's ., And it ain' t getting no paqeadtrwdwsoejm.O thdfniv edcnyu el.Sksldofbtepteigat Aswere the set-Holderness skiers ~~warmer inside! Run- paqeadtrwdw oejm.O h eesv ncnyu leg, the handoffs occurred simultane- ~ (lihdownoramoent ofrest efore emerging Nordic forte, skied to a nigadgnnn, a n the first half, Andover came out spell transition game? Good Lord! the aticiatedlassc rac on heir remarkable 21st place finish in her first Taer tone asbsdead from the field as Charlie Thayer's defense swatted the ball ously. Exeter's second leg took a fast - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~ve lsia ae ecoesKte B~XA.Sheen's film career. The Big Blue away from the nervous hands of Big pc u nfoto lxKhebc Ipmecorsc latredesdythe evr casicnercesNecoersKaieeASI Andondoer 9485. wokedth8bal rond hepermeer, Ble ofeoh'1,whosetldfiobhinsetantele1dtiesigt bforckck I ~~.pdoverpulled Hume '02,ecc Leis 02,aneccaePaoigeke EeLewisgBl'02,riosandkeEleven aruBighepBluetrwarriorsanderpackede, gtintot Mdvrvans puldinto the parking spun to the hoop, and slashed to the the races, and threw down a couple ing the finial 100 meters and opening lot and a sea of blue briskly unloaded, Rance '02alsoAputvin gts er asaly- e l school us, goinghv lane, but cQuld not buy a bucket. After monster jams la ancient Charles up a small lead. Captain Sean Scott in hopes of getting boots tightened and macsfrteAdvrgrs h nyfv nOdSho aetruh hitting the first bucket, the boys came Barkley. And out of the Barkley chron- '00, running his first 400 meters in girls finished fourth overall, a mere the woods of Massachusetts and into skra A fe anaginth tofhd o ys th opinsbeid third place St. the wilds of Thayer., As Andover up empty on the next few possessions. idles, Thayer was not afraid to put the nearly four weeks, ground out a tough skread bfefre thegin str oh oy twopithe As Bob Sackamano remarked, smack down, espousing trashtalk like leg, extending the lead lightly, but moments to spare, the battalion of Paul' dnsay tswaggNodi erewd sitoe her Closeumc "There was something cooking, the best of them. According to Nat coming into the final handoff, Exeter forty-five skiers was soon off in a hiseduptWednesay, Andove Nodicy the Owdyspidit soeshls likae of but the Big Blue could not find the Carr '00, every time a Thayer player was still within striking distance. swarming massat lhuhtebatter." While the Big Blue was hit a free throw, one of the guards Arensberg, Andover's anchor, cranked tracks were slick and the course was to skate a trying 6-kilometer course trash talk and skywalk-and we stymied, coming up short on many of would say, "Gravy!" Throwing aside out a quick first lap but Exeter was still teeming with hills, the Andover boys lo a lsewaaruutil.Ca withlaed he W ethin muhofithe alngdo its jumpers, Thayer put the smack the Mouth of Magnitude and all that able to eliminate the gap. Entering the managedSki asrongdidividulnperormancsrandto the steel bleachers, the Big Blue made dwrangshts from all areas of Dennis Rodmanesque "yo mnamma" final 100 meters, however, Arensberg strongand individual I performances ~~~~~~~~~~~trashtalk,the Big Blue found itself turned on hWs kick and began opening down by 13 at the half, and it wasn't u edaan iihn oeta prety.',,Butstatuedbecusethe second ahead. "On that last stretch, I Boys'Swimming DriftsToward Interschols ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BigBlue turned it around in the sec- Bowys' i S m min g Drifts T o w ard Interse h ols~~~~~~~41ond-half looking like the Dream asked myself, 'Do you want this in ~~.~~~~ ~~ - - . -.' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Tem.Terrell Ivory '00 shook it up o o?'Aesegsi fewrs SUFFIELD, WILLISTON NEXT .,~ ~~~adgti hyrsfcdopn 7 Scott's thoughts were similar. "It's

- ' points while Jason Jones '00 comple- Exeter. There was no way we were WeeksAheadto - -r"'7C'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'~~mented Ivory's effort with 24 of his going to lose." Weeksk to -Ahead t own. As the Big Blue inched its way Although the meets were not Volume CXXUI, Number 26 Twelve Febur 11, 200 Boys' Hockey Extends Win GRL'HCE

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ay~ttempts, Andover was unable to bury ,.- ~~~~~ ~~~~its chances. The BB&N goaltender MAS LLNTOTW NE smothered every opportunity for Andover with several spectacular i'{A'-

saves. - The second period was much the Plyn wihJ sT re Folloing hree same as the first. Andover was in con- Defensewomen, Team impresivewinsover trol of the game, but couldn't capitalize H d ofT br. Middlsex,oomis on its chances. The opponent's goalieHod ofTa r ChaffesexandoDeer was, once again, the main factor that kept the score tied at 0. b eeihHdo field, the Blue hoped PHIMIP'AN SPORTS WRITER Bos' y to add another talyto Andover came out for the third ______Bo-istscrrntwnnn period intent on ending the scoring streak ds it traveled down to BB&N dogt hnst e eate last Saturday. Focused on achieving a taebyB&,heluwsaleo possible post-season birth, Andover puitpoeplyous arnvetoplay.Confdentwith reay The man-up situations allowed ME an iedead eprienctn aonfdenskith Andover to create many scoring Andover players focused on jumnping chnebtB&' oledrwsComing off a tie out to an early lead and avoiding rms al oke l hosfo lpigb against Exeter on'_~~~- takes in the defensive zone. hmPeatsonAdvrsptgveWednesday, Andover ~~~

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play in the first period took place in the Lon Saturday. Em .Tce/TePilpa BB&N zone. But despite several solid Continued on Page 10, Column I The girls traveled two and a half A. er T ce-whiahhe hours to Kimball Union Academy Boys' Swimming C~an Hunter Washburn ')tok second place in Wednesday's 500 Fesyerc-hc before bowing to a highly-skilled and Andover swept- againstatWorcester 0 o shaprshooting team. Though Andover tied KU.A. in goals for the second and Boys i fG de to ;

4 - third period, its lack of focus during the Lui '00 and Katie Breen '00 both - - ~~~tending by Katherine Otway '00 anda nW o c s e Emmy Grote '03 backboned the by Mike Rechnitz a 110-73 victory. Strong second relay, life capturing the 100 Butterfly with Andover defense. PHILIPMA SPORTS WRITR teams added significant points to the his season best of 55.50. Ben Neuwirth Still searching for a win, Andover ~ .board, helping to put away a very ' 1 clinched the second pce spot also faced-off against Tabor Academy on N', strong Hopkins team. As well.the Blue setting his season best in the Fly event. Wednesday. In the first period, Tabor ~~. sl claimed victory over Worcester on Fiske came right back off the block scored quickly and forced Andover to Wednesday, bringing the team to a sea- with another win in the 500 Freestyle. play a game of catch-up. Throughout I4{ snrecord of 70 Fiske gave the Blue yet another season the entire game, Andover and Tabo In the Hopkins meet, the boys cap- best with his time of 4:47.55. This went goal for goal, and at the end of tured two relays and four individual freshman is now just 5 seconds away regulation, the score was tied. Five The Phillips first places. Hopkins came out looking from the school record, and shaving * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~moreminutes of sudden-dea'Fth over- boys, added two strong in the first relay, beating out the those seconds would put him on the time were played, and postgraduate more victories this Phillips undefeated first team, and record board for the second time this Lori Marshall, double shifting to comn- week totheir unde- breaking a school record in the season. Phillips actually swept te pnaefor a depleted defensive line, o'SIMIG feated chart. The process. But the Blue returned the event, with captain Hunter Washburn scored an amazing wrist shot goal from BgBu u ot fotuta ucl:camn h is rbigtescn lc pt n - - ~~~~~~~~thepoint with forty-two seconds left on its toughest line-up in anticipation of and third places in the 200 Freestyle Brad Seymour '00 the third. the clock. close competition with a traditional event It came as no surprise that fresh- The relay teams sled the victory The Blue hopes to build on this swimming rival.The boys challenged man Brian Fiske came out strong, tak- for the boys in the closing events. A A cer/ThePhilipan remarkable win tonight at home at 630 Hopkn onSturday in their toughest ing the 500 Freestyle by a full three team of Lo 02, Vantzelfde, Green '01, Boys' Hockey Captain Mike Turner 00, surrounded by teanmmates, cel_ PM gis rdtinlrvlNMH match of the season, and emerged with seconds. Fiske actually finished five and Moger destroyed the Hopkins 200 ebrates one of tt squad's five goals against Kimball Union PMagistrdiolrvlN.H seconds over the nearest Hopkins Free Relay team by five seconds, and swimmer, with Albert So '01 grabbing then again two events later. A team of Pytkrr~~~~~n a a n d o R nrrin Sch ool Record; the second place finish. SeniorsheNated Vlceafinsh.ntnioesfdeeVCameron,CCurtisCrti03,3,So, Pytkaand Bruir~~~~~incaccio Set School Pin Record, ~~~~~~~~ Vantzelfde and Nat Moger also fin- and Fiske shocked the IHopkins 400 ished one-two in the Fifty Freestyle. Free Relay team, winning with an T T.J. Are Ever ~~~~~~~~~~~~Vantzelfedeand Moger won the 100 eleven econd cushion. With Carl Seniors'Nine-Second- Victories Are Quickest Ever ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Freestyleevent as well, placing two- Dietz '00, Michael Muller '02, Hunter three. Losing the fifth event to Hop- Washburn '00, and Neuwirth grabbing bySeo Eric ~~first period both wrestlers fought hard, Andover within one point of New an early 0-2 lead. Gossard mngdt is h lelf h is afo h h hr lc pt h hlisby PfLIPA SPORTS WRITER with Shvartsman coming out with a 2- Hampton 18-19. escape this and another of Keita's take- meet trailing by nine points. had defeated their most difficult oppo- ______I lead. After an optional start at the Ashish Shetty '00, in the 152 lb. downs, ending the first period in a 2-4 Fortunately, coach Hoenig had nent of the season. ~~~~~~~ eginning of the second, the score was match, dominated his opponent win- deficit. The second period was mostly saved strength for the second half of Less difficult meets have fallen on __ tied at 2-2. Halil then took down ming 13-5 and regaining the lead for Keita, who took down Gossard two teme n hlisjme ak teps e ensas steby Shivartsman, but was not able to keep Andover 21-19. The next match was more times giving him a 4-8 lead going ahead by winning three of the next four cruised to a seemingly effortless n him on the mat, ending the period with also one of the most anticipated of the into the third period. Gossard wrestled events. So brought the team back to Confinued on Page 11, olumn 4~~,K;~~ a 3-4 lead. The third period began with day. Andy Gossard '00, undefeated hard till the end of the match, but the ______an optional start, notching the match at 160 lb. wrestler went up against the mismatch in size and speed was too rm 1 With the Class 4-4. Svartsman then took his chances number one 160 lb. wrestler in New much for him, and he suffered his first T a k TrackTeamsT sT Travel too Ta~~elLl m A tournament with a shot. However, Halil was able to England, Mohammed Keita. In the loss of the season 8-16. coming up in a spin off of the shot to get the two prior meet against New Hamnpton, In the 171, 189, 215 matchesT weehafpont, ad gvig ima 4-6 lead with very Keita was injured, so this was the first Yosuke Hatanaka '0, Josh Aisenberg O n R•ival Exies at nvitational WRESMINGthe Andover little time to go. After another option- meeting of the two. Keita a very strong '00, and Kevin Sinclair '01, won giv- wrestling team al start the match score was 5-6, but and very fast opponent came out hard ing Andover a sure victory with one by Alex Kehlenbeck hoped to win the rest of its meets in time expired before Svartsmnan could from the start, taking down Gossard for Continued on Page 11, Column 4 PILPA PRSWIE order to have the momentum it needs do anything, giving Ha the victory 5- relay. Andover ran two teams against to win the tournament. This past Satur- 6, and New Hampton a 6-9 lead. Last Saturday, the track team's top Exeter's one, and starting the final leg, day, the blue had three matches aainst After a forfeit at the 125 pound runners, throwers, and jumpers tray- both were well behind. Donais, run- Milton, Moses Brown, and New weight class a unique 130 lb. match eled to Wheaton Col- ning anchor for one of PA's teams, Hampton. The first match was against took place. Kelsey Siepser '02, one of -lege for a twelve-hour went out at a fast pace, quickly erasing Milton. The Andover boys wrestled Andover's two female wrestlers, faced 'f~AK-day of unscored com- 'Exeter's nearly 20 meter lead and win- -hard and won the meet 43-3 1, starting another female from NMH. Siepser *petition on a fast track ning in 4:21 .0. Greene, running anchor off the day as they had wanted. The started off the match down 0-4, but agis xtrand a few runners from for the other Andover squad, pushed men in Blue performed just as well in battled back to bring the match to 2-4 Choate. A large college meet took ahead of Exeter's anchor on the first their second meet and defeated Moses at the close of the first period. Siepser place concurrently with the high turn but grew tired and was passed on Brown. was not able to gain any more ground school meet, causing some long breaks the back stretch of the final lap. Turn- A Having two wins in the bag, in the second period, and was down 4 , between races for the high school run- ing onto the home stretch, Exeter's Andover was set to face a New Hamp- 8 going into the third. Siepser wrestled * ,ners, but also giving the Andover run- anchor exhausted herself trying desper- ton team that had defeated the blue ear- hard, and late in the period, tied the ners a chance to see how their times ately to catch Donais, forgetting that lier in the season. Plagued by injuries match at 9-9. However, the NMH -and distances measured up with solid Greene was still close. With less than in the prior meet, the now strong and wrestler was able to take Siepser down Division I performances. ten meters left, Greene kicked ahead, healthy team hoped to gain a win. with very little time left, giving her the The girls' meet began on a high beating out Exeter at the line by just Following a 103 pound forfeit by win 9-1 1. - *note with Julia O'Hemn '01 throwing 0.4 seconds. Andover, Harry Boileau '02 stepped to The 135 pound match was a quick 36' 5" in the shot put, breaking her The boys' meet see-sawed back the match in the 112 lb. weight class, one. Justin Pytka '00, sprawled on his ow colido eor.Jny adfrh xee' il-vn qad Boileau, returning fr his first match *opponent's. oor shot, and inned him McJunkin '00 won the other field took both the long juimp and, the shont