vlfje jftttamt $umcant> ' • .Since 1927^ VOLUME 70, NUMBER 6 CORAL GABLES. FLORIDA TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29.1992 INSIDE Professor sues UM for breach of contract

By ANNETTE GALLAGHER Dee denied those allegations, say­ "He was never terminated," Staff Writer ing that the salary stemmed from Dee said. "private settlement discussions Irwin Kruger, a 61-year-old pro­ between Kruger and the Universi­ Employee Benefits, citing com­ fessor in the Computer Information ty." puter problems, could neither con­ Systems Department, is suing the firm nor deny the existence of the University of Miami for discrimina­ Jack Borsting, a former dean of letter. tion, fraud, harassment, defama­ the School of Business Administra­ tion and several counts of breach of tion, is charged with defamation in When he tried to return to work,' contract. the complaint. Kruger said he was told to stay "The essence of my problem is home and rest. He was permitted "Borsting said I had AIDS," Kru­ to return to work in January of this that the University was hoping I ger said. would die before they had to pay year, but at a salary that he claims Borsting was unavailable for is one-half that of anyone else in his for a Uver transplant," Kruger comment. said. department, despite being with Kruger needed a Uver transplant UM since 1970. Kruger said that, in 1985, he to alleviate his condition but he contracted Uver disease from a alleges that he was told the trans­ Upon returning to UM, Kruger blood transfusion. Kruger said he plants are not covered by the Uni­ said that he was not permitted to continued teaching until 1988, versity health insurance policy. teach: "They assigned me to sit­ when a bleeding ulcer required ting down and doing nothing." emergency hospitalization and "There was not such a benefit eKruger was permitted to return forced him to stop. initially, but Blue Cross got back to to his teaching duties on June 20, us and approved the procedure," and filed suit against UM in the His complaint alleges that UM Samuel Greenfeder, who was Dade County Circuit Court on June attempted to place Kruger on disa­ director of Employee Benefits at 22. bility in order to avoid paying his the time, said. salary while he was ill, a practice UM, which is being represented he claims is standard UM proce­ Kruger said that he had to obtain by a law firm from Atlanta, denied dure for tenured faculty. legal counsel in order to get insur­ all of Kruger's allegations in a ance to cover his surgery. response filed in court. The Uni­ "He was paid for several years Kruger alleges he received a let­ versity immediately moved that whale he was Ul. There did come a the suit be placed in federal court period of time when we believed he ter saying his employee health ben­ should go on disability," said Paul efits had been ended due to his ter­ instead of state, where it was filed. Dee, UM vice president and gener­ mination by the University. Joel Stutz, chairman of Comput­ al counsel. Greenfeder denies sending any er Information Systems and Luis LILLIANE SUBIRATS/Staff Photogr(»pher such letter and the University Glaser, UM executive vice presi­ Kruger also charges the Univer­ denies Kruger was fired. dent and provost, had no comment. LEGAL BATTLE: Professor Irwin Krueger, a com­ sity with fraud regarding his salary puter information systems professor, is suing the Lawrence Phillips, former dean of CLOSE ONE of $31,600 which Kruger claims "I do not recall ever sending the business school, was unavail­ University. has not been raised since 1985. such a letter," he said. able for comment. The UM football team came within a foot of losing their first game in the Orange Bowl in seven years. Voter registration THE WAITING GAME • Sport* — pege 8 deadline nearing

By JUDITH MOREL Staff Writer With the Oct. 3 deadline to register for the Novem­ SINGING SENSATION ber election less than a week away, elections officials in Dade County are stressing how easy it is to regis­ ter. Sophomore Yvonne Arana, a Puerto "If you need to register, all you have to do is call Rican singing star, has already had a the [Dade Countyl Elections Office taste of the limelight. and give a clerk yoor They ei1l1 i«tell l you the location closest to your home," Milton Cojlins, assistant supervisor of elections, • Accent — pege 6 said. There 529 registration sites in the county. Dade County requires a person to be at least 18 years of age, a NEWSBRIEFS United States citizen and a resident ri CPTinil 'Q0°f the county in order to register. LIXU I lull QL Patricia Graves, voter registra- Blood drive begins •••••••••• tion outreach training assistant, said the only thing needed to be A university-wide blood drive will be held this week considered a resident of the county is an address; this to help replenish the Red Cross's supply includes college dormitories. Due to Hurricane Andrew, many community orga­ "The address of a dormitory is valid proof of resi­ nizations and businesses have canceled scheduled dency," Graves said. She cautioned, however, that if an out-of-state student registers in Dade County, reg­ blood drives. Now the Red Cross has declared a blood J.C. RIDLEY / Special to The Hurricane shortage. The area Red Cross provides an average istration in their home state will automatically be can­ 500 pints of blood daily to 66 health care institutions celed. YOUR TURN: UM students Jim Collins and Andrew Phillips entertain themselves with a game of Candy in South Florida. Once a student returns to his or her home state Land while waiting to buy guest passes for the FSU game on Saturday. Students slept out Sunday they can re-register there and their Dade registration William Butler, vice president for Student Affairs, will automatically be canceled as well, she said. night with the hopes of getting one of the 500 tickets available. said the efforts ol volunteers need to be continued. According to statistics provided by the Elections Office, as of July 6, there were 66,837 registered vot­ "I am now asking for your help in another way," ers between the ages of 18 and 24 in Dade County. Butler said "As vital as are decent housing and plenti­ The Elections Department sets up registration Recycling bins take up parking spots ful jobs to a healthy and economically sound South booths in a variety of shopping malls two weeks prior Florida so too is a strong community blood program." to the closing date. All sites are run by volunteers. By JULIUS WHIGHAM seeable. We'd Like to get everyone 30 days. Donations can be given frqjm 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Graves said. Independent groups may also hold regis­ Assistant News Editor used to the idea that the cans are "There could be other places," Sept. 30 and Oct. 1 and until 1 p.m. on Oct. 2 at Brock­ tration drives she added. Students in the Apartment Area there and to use them," Weber he said. "Building 44,1 would like way Hall in the Otto G. Richter Library. Organizations such as Student Government, the not only find themselves competing said. to build a recycling area there. College Democrats and the CoUege Republicans have for spaces with other students, but It is important that everyone, Building 33, the grass area by the For more information contact William Sandler, Mahoney-Pearson parking lot are dean of students, at 284-5353. also held voter registration drives on campus through­ now some of the parking spaces students included, participate in out the semester. are being occupied by recycling the University's efforts to increase being considered," he said. recycling, Weber said. —PAMELA WILFINGER According to Graves, any person who registers in bins. It also possible that they would Florida must specify a party affiliation when doing so. "We're not wild about taking Students, however, say parking remain in the Apartment Area but "If you don t note an affiliation you cannot vote in spaces. [The recycling bins] were their cars is also important. would be placed in the general any primary elections or any other partisan elections. placed there for a number of rea­ "We need more parking spaces vicinity of the parking lots and not Coffee machine stolen You can only vote on non-partisan issues and general sons," Alan Weber, landscape man­ on campus anyway. I really feel on the lots themselves, he said. elections," Graves said. Labeling oneself as an inde­ ager, said. they shouldn't be doing that," A Srhool of Nursing employee reported the theft of pendent is counted as a party affiliation, she added. The bins were placed in parking JaneUe Roessler, sophomore, said. "I would much rather have the a coffee machine and its cabinet located near their Registered voters who cannot make it to the polls spaces mainly because they pro­ "Maybe they should move them." bins there than not have them on office in the 1500 block of Brescia Avenue on Sept 23. can cast an absentee ballot. vide easy access for trucks to pick Other options are now being con­ campus. I'm not concerned about "Absentee ballots are only for those who are not them up and so they would be in a sidered to free up the parking spac­ four parking spaces," Matt Lewan- The coffee machine and cabinet were originally here or are infirmed for the election," Jim Kohanek, highly visible area, Weber said. es. Weber estimates that the bins dowski, a member of EarthAlert,. located in a building on the 1700 block of Northwest assistant supervisor of elections, said. "In the parking spots they are wiU remain in the spaces for about said. 12th Avenue, but, according to the employee, it was transferred to the Brescia Avenue address for pick up by John Saxon's Coffee Service. COLLEGE RANKINGS The coffee service, a former UM vendor, claims UM not in list of they never picked up the property. Fwthmen College US New* Acceptance Avg, Retention Grad. Total loss is approximately $300. Rank Rate SAT top 50 colleges J^liUi______a___*-y^-il__a_a--1a^ai------l —PAMELA WILFINGER Emory U. Top 25 64% 1200 90% 81% By FRANK RECIO Contributing Editor U. of Florida Quartile one 1125 90% 51% U.S. News and World Reports 1993 College Guide (26-50) 71% FACE THE FACTS is out and for the second consecutive year, the Univer­ sity of Miami failed to rank as one of the top 50 univer­ Boston U. Quartile two 1150 84% 65% The size of UM's (.acuity grew laat yew 1.7 percent sities in the country. (51-100) 73% to a total of 1.822. "We get better every year and I don't think those Quartile two Of these, 831 are tenured, 231 are on the tenure rankings are a good measure of if we are improving or U. of Miami 1060 80% 53% track and tho rest hold full-time teaching or not," Luis Glaser, executive vice president and pro­ (51-100) 79% research positions. vost, said. yelkM.___\W\ lH5*sUK , 830311 tenuredtenured r, AII«-(I-II Quartile three .„. To determine its rankings, U.S. News surveyed Fl, Atlantic U. ... Q1 .- 50j 62% 1002 89% 41% lull-time teaching 2,527 coUege presidents, deans and admissions direc­ or research positions tors about the "academic reputation" of colleges and Source: U.S. News & Work) Report universities and used statistics provided by the schools. TANVA Q-.UOR.I Graphic. Eelsttr "Those rankings are somewhat arbitrary. I don't aware that not even college presidents can make pre- "I think sometimes academic reputation lags ^aaB' 231 on tenure tack know to what extent they look at the numbers," Gla­ cise judgements about schools other than their own, behind reality and I think it does so in this particular ser said. "They send scorecards out and ask admis­ the survey is designed to measure not academic quali- List," Deborah Perry, vice provost and dean of enroU- sions people to evaluate other universities. I don't ty as such but academic reputation — which is so criti- ments, said. Source Sapt. 11.1S02 memo lo tscuHy Irom PimttliK* Edward T. Foots II think this is a very scientific way of doing tilings." cal to opening doors for students in both graduate TANYA QILMOHE / OrapMcs EdHor According to the magazine, "While U.S. News is schools and the job market." See page ."/RANKINGS Page 2 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, September 29, 1992

MORE NEWSBRIEFS UM: Ranking PAVING THE WAY 1 • GAMMA PHI Beta sorority won't affect - PUBLIC SAFETY will hold an information session at 8 p.m. on Sept. 29 in the UC Fla­ BRIEFS mingo Ballroom. All women are recruting welcome. For more information contact Norreen Gopez at RANKINGS/ From page 1 662-9724. PUBLIC SAFETY: AU reports were made to the "If you do well in the list, it is • THE AFTER School House, very important because it is a list Department of Public Safety dur­ located at 6121 SW 68th Street, is ing the week of Sept. 20. that is very well publisized and looking for volunteers for one hour quoteed," Perry said. "Given that • A UM student reported a a week. Students will meet with petit theft on Sept. 23, when her there are over 3,000 colleges and the same elementary school child universities around, it is very diffi­ mountain bicycle was stolen. The to assist in tutoring. For more bike, a purple womens' mountain cult to make the top 50." information contact Phyllis LeS- "The academic reputation bike, was last seen locked to a bicy­ hane at 667-0555. cle rack at Eaton Residential Col­ counts 20 percent and UM's is lege. Total loss is $150. 89," said Robert Morse, senior • GRAND THEFT was report­ editor of U.S. News in charge oi ed on Sept. 24 by a man whose cel­ NATIONAL ranking colleges for the magazine. lular phone was stolen. The man "UM ranks around 54 this year. was working on some electrical BRIEFS Two years ago, when it made the jobs at Stanford Residential Col­ top 50, its academic reputation was lege, when an unknown person or 82. Its acceptance rate was higher, persons reached inside his truck • NATIONAL SCIENCE and so was the number of freshmen and removed the phone. Total loss Foundation is offering graduate in the top 10 percent of high school is $400. research fellowships to seniors and class. first year graduate students. • A WOMAN fell off her bicycle "I guess there has been a very Minority graduate fellowships are slight — very slight — deteriora­ on Sept. 24, when a UM student being offered to students in ethnic drove past her near the 1300 block tion in the numbers. But, the slight minority groups and additional drop was enough to take UM from of Miller Drive. When the woman awards are offered to encourage put on the bike's brakes, the the top 40s to the low 50s. In this women enroll in graduate study in particular case, those spaces JAMES W. GIBSON / Pholo Editor wheels slid on the construction engineering. Fellowships are area of the roadway and fell. She meant a drop from quartile one. IDLE ENGINE: Construction equipment sits Sunday afternoon on the site of a future parking lot on awarded for the fields of mathe­ Essentially, it has neither improved was treated for cuts and scrapes by matics; physical, biological, behav­ Dickinson Drive near Hecht Residential College. Anyone with a resident, commuter or faculty parking the Coral Gables Fire Rescue nor gotten worse over the last ioral and social sciences; engineer­ couple of years," Morse said. permit will be able to park there. Department. ing and science education. Awards include a $14,000 stipend for a 12 "I think most people understand CAMPUS month tenure and a tuition waiver that we are still the same good at a U.S. institution. Deadline is school — if not better — that we Foote addresses Miami's drug problem Nov. 6. For more information write were two years ago when we were BRIEFS in the top 50," Glaser said. "... It is the Fellowship Office, National drug policy to which Foote wonderful when you are high in the University of Miami President and recovery programs, both pub­ Research Council, 2101 Constitu­ responded, "I don't claim to have • HONORS STUDENTS' rankings, and it is less wonderful to Edward T. Foote II gave a 45-min- lic and private. tion Ave., Washington, D.C, the answer as to what policy should Association members can pick up a be low in the rankings, but I am not ute briefing on illegal drug use, lay­ • Drug-free workplaces, the 20418 or call (202) 334-2872. be between the United States and free T-shirt, button and member­ going to lose any sleep over U.S. ing out the illegal drug war strate­ crux of which entails employer per­ foreign countries. I'm just a guy ship card today between 11 a.m. • UNITED STATES Depart­ News." gy executed over a five-year span, suasion. who's trying to do something in my and 2 p.m. through Oct. 1 in the ment of Energy is offering pre-doc- its overall efficacy and future Perry said tbe report should not community. University Center Breezeway. t oral fellowships in integrated man­ implementation. "Drug use across the board is affect the number of students "We have begun, in this commu­ Applications for membership are ufacturing. The program will "Miami has become a major ille­ down, and most encouraging is that applying to UM this year. nity, to turn the corner," Foote being accepted. For more informa­ create a pool of Ph.D.s trained in gal drug-trafficking center. It [it] is down the most among teen­ I think most students have said. tion contact Lien Le at 284-5683. manufacturing, promote academic already decided where they are seems like a problem without solu­ agers. • MAKING PEACE With interest in the field and attract pro­ going to apply by this time of year. tions: too much drugs, too much A Bolivian reporter asked about Food is a group forming at the fessionals to this area of engineer­ I don't think they are going to money, too much violence. But tbe the possibility of an international -RANDY KLEINER Counseling Center, designed to ing. Eligible applicants must have a decide based on this list," she said. absence of that solution has help women stop struggling with master's degree beginning fall of become intolerable," Foote said "There are so many factors that Thursday during a press confer­ weight problems. Giving up diets 1993. A stipend of $20,000 a year 35th ANNUAL MISS CHINATOWN U.S.A. PAGEANT and an educational allowance up to go into a college decision. This may ence of the 12th Workshop on and maintaining a healthy weight $15,000 a year will be awarded. e a factor early on, but it isn't a Drugs hosted by UM's North- will be among topics discussed. For Deadline is Nov. 6. For more infor­ principal factor in the college deci­ South Center. more information contact Kim Full­ sion," Perry said. CONTESTANTS SEARCH mation write the Fellowship Office, Foote's address was on behalf of ed: at 284-5511. National Research Council, 2101 Charmaine Icaza, director of col­ • STUDENTS INTEREST­ lege counseling at Belen Jesuit The Miami Coalition for a Drug- Constitution Ave., Washington, Free Community, a multi-dimen­ ED in joining the golf 'earn may D.C, 20418 or call (202) Preparatory High School in Miami, Pageant date: January 30,1993 contact Ranoy Bryant at 854-8161 said she disagrees. sional task force he spearheaded 334-2872. five years ago and has chaired ever Location: San Francisco for information. "Unfortunately, too many stu­ since. dents think that if the school is not AWARDS: in the top 25, it is not even worth Foote said the solution, reached * $10,000 Cash Scholarship CAMPUS CALENDAR applying to. I think in many ways by the committee with great delib­ * Grand Deluxe Orient Tour students really hurt themselves by eration, was to divide the attack basing their decisions on the rank­ into eight distinct task forces, and * Numerous Additional Gifts TODAY: THURSDAY: ings.' • Honor Council will meet at 4 he cited the following steps as piv­ QUALinCATIONS: • Phi Beta Lamba, a business For the third consecutive year, organization, will meet for officer p.m. in the Eaton Residential Col­ otal: * Female, Age 17-26, Single, lege conference room. If unable to Harvard University ranked at the • Education programs in Never Married and Have elections at 4:30 p.m. in UC 241. top of the 204 national universities attend, contact Dean William San­ schools. Never Been a Parent Only official members may vote, and for the second year in a row, but new members are welcome to dler at 284-5353. • Neighborhood clearances, * Must Be of Chinese Ancestry Melissa Wu. Miss Chinatown USA 1992 Williams College was named the wherein some 1,400 crack houses attend. For more information con­ * Citizen or Ftesident of the U.S. Interested wpUcant* P"— •and • THIS WEEK: top national liberal arts school. have been eradicated, thereby tact Eric Feichthaler at 279-4668. The University ot Florida made * Must Be Available trom short resume, phone #,time you can • Gay Lesbian Bisexual Commu­ revitalizing community pride. • Sports Recreational Interest nity wiu meet during the regular the list of top 50 universities in the Jan. 24-Feb 7,1993 be reached, and a recent photo by Club Federation will meet at 4:30 • Law enforcement. 10/20/92 to: Esther Li c/o Chan 4 Li meeting time. For more informa­ country, and Florida State Univer­ R/T Transportation and p.m. at the Rathskeller. Refresh­ • Religious group involvement. 445 Grant Avenue Suite 700 tion contact the Volunteer Servic­ sity was ranked in the same quar­ Room /Board will be provided. ments will be served. For more es Center at 284-GIVE (4483). tile as UM. • Intervention, rehabilitation San Francisco, CA 94108 information contact Rhonda Sponsored by San Francisco Chinese Clumber of Commerce Dubord at 284-3253. • Students for America will ORGANIZATIONS: meet at 8 p.m. in UC 241. Every­ • Baptist Student Union meets GREEKS & CLUBS one is welcome. For more informa­ every Thursday at 8 p.m. in the student union. Meetings will tion contact Joel McTague at RAJSEACOOL 285-5907. include free food, games and WEDNESDAY: friendship. For more information •1000 • Students who will be associate call 238-2387. • Chess club meets every MJUtTONlWECKI teachers during the Spring 1992 PLUS $1000 FOR THE semester will meet at 3 p.m. in the Wednesday at 2 p.m. in UC 241. UC Flamingo Ballroom. If unable For more information contact Ped •MEMBER WHO CALLS! to attend, contact the Office of Bunsongsikul at 284-4078. No obligation. No cort. Field Experiences at 284-3826. • St. Augustine Catholic Cam­ You also gM a FREE • Philosophy Honor Society will pus Ministry meets every Wednes­ HEADPHONE RADIO meet at 4 p.m. in the Ashe Build­ day at 6:30 p.m. for a light supper jutl fcr <_Uli_f ing, Room 727. A presentation will and discussion. For more informa­ 1-.00-932--0528, Exl. 65 be given. Everyone is welcome. tion contact John Scarano or The­ For more information contact Mel­ resa Kuehne at 661-1640. Puzzled by Standardized Tests? issa Goldstein at 284-3968. • SG Cabinet meets every • Pre-Legal Society will meet at Wednesday at 3:30 p.m. in the UC 8 p.m. in Mahoney/Pearson Resi­ Flamingo Ballroom. For more dential College, Classroom 4. information contact Michelle Gold­ Raquel Mastas, assistant dean of smith at 284-3082. UM School of Law, will speak. • SG Senate meets every Mock trial information will be giv­ Wednesday at 4:15 p.m. in the UC en out. For more information con­ Flamingo Ballroom. For more tact Melissa Goldstein at information contact Steve Cohen 284-3968. or David Diamond at 284-3082. • College Bowl will be holding a • Ultimate Frisbee club meets mini-tournament at 7 p.m. on every Tuesday and Thursday at Wednesday in the UC 233. The 6:30 p.m. on the Intramural Fields. We've Got the Answers! tournament is free and open to all For more information contact Aar­ Group & Individual Classes students. on Bartholomew at 284-4380. Satisfaction Guaranteeeed _d_k (220~PR£P±

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wo of the most important issues to University of Miami students have collided, and unless an T alternative plan is sought and enacted, some may have to choose between saving the earth and finding a parking space within walking distance of their residences. Recycling on campus has become a popular cause. EarthAlert is now a traditional fixture in the University Center Breezeway, collecting recyclable materials and promoting environmental awareness. Recycling has become more and more accessible over the past few years to students who live in residential colleges. Lacking a common area such as residential college lobbies in which to locate recycling bins, environmentally conscious students living in the on-campus apartments have either hauled bags over to the EarthAlert table once a week or simply given up their good intentions altogether. The ingenious solution was setting up bins that were near enough to the apartments to encourage student participation in campus recycling programs. The not-so-ingenious method was locating these bins in various parking spaces in that part of campus. The Miami Hurricane is unhappy with the trade-off as it has been set up. Every $115 parking space is precious and should remain available for parking. However, recycling is also vital and every effort Playground image destroying UM's reputation should be made to extend the current campus recycling programs. I, for one, take pride in the work requirements. The net result, how­ aggravated assault. The Hurricane feels that too little thought was put I have done in this school, and get ever, was a smaller entering fresh­ into devising the location of the new Apartment Area angry when someone refers to this man class. But I don't want to brood over school as a pseudo-college where bins. With a little more consideration, a place could be The next year, the standards the negatives. What can the school everybody does nothing but drink do to improve its image? found that is neither out of reach of apartment area beer and go to the beach. were lowered again because of residents nor an obstruction to the already scant parking financial reasons (fewer students, situation. Sure, there are plenty of stu­ less money). This represents a fun­ Well, for one, we can try to dents who came here just for that, damental misunderstanding on the attract faculty members who are Moving the bins to the other locations mentioned by but for those of us who don't plan part of the administration as to nationally acknowledged leaders in Alen Weber, landscaping manager, should be done as to sponge off Daddy for the rest of how to address the problem. their fields. And how do we do this? quickly as possible. our natural lives, graduating from a By allocating more money for The recycling and parking issues are not TOM GOLIK respectable university is very We will never shed our reputa­ research — which will entice some important. tion of a party school until we stop of the better minds in this country incompatible, and should not even be in competition. COLUMNIST I am therefore just as concerned basing our image on a football team (and elsewhere) to this school, as the administration that the that is almost unrivalled in its resulting in better public relations here are probably not many whole "Suntan U" garbage be laid cumulative arrest record. for the school — and attracting Stagnant ranking people who have not heard to rest. academically oriented students to T the term "Suntan U" Sure the footbaU and baseball this school. Hell, we already have applied to the University of Miami The problem, however, ia that teams bring in a lot of publicity and fabulous facilities for them to work at some time or -mother, especially this school is far from the "Har­ money, but they should be in addi­ at. reeks of -tnediocrity vard of the South." What little the tion to, not instead of, a truly first- in a negative or derogatory con­ I really hope that this school text. administration does do to propa­ rate academic program. I For the facts concerning this issue, see New* — gate this image is far overshad­ achieves the recognition it is ripe Dispelling this image seems to owed by what it does to destroy it. Seeing research originating from for and not the notoriety as play­ occupy a lot of the administration's the University published in scien­ ground for the idle rich, because I time and efforts. It would seem For example, in my entering tific journals would probably go a xlieve it deserves it. tudents from all over the world come to the most important to graduates of this class, an attempt was made to lot further toward establishing a S University of Miami for many different reasons, a school who have to go out and find improve the quality of the student credible school than having our Tom Golik is a sophomore major­ few being the exciting locale, the beautiful weather, jobs, like myself. body by raising the entrance starting running back arrested for ing in psyckology. the excellent music school and the well-respected engineering program. Certainly an excellent education can be attained here if one works for it. For this reason, The Miami Hurricane Media magnifies long-distance heartache would like to know why others do not give UM this aaAAaAaAAHHhhHhHHh! — SWITCH ON — "You just finished listening to recognition, namely the U.S. News and World Report Love sucks. " ... and now for some MORE Crying Heart's new single, 'I'd 1993 College Guide issue. A Especially when your lov­ love songs! Yesyesyes, yer listen­ Commit Manslaughter Just to be er is 1,700 miles away. And being ing to Larry Love and this is Next to You'" UM did not drop in ranking; it remained at last that my object of affection just hap­ WLOV, where we're playin' 24 — SWITCH — year's low standing. While numbers and statistics don't pens to be 1,700 miles away, I've hours of non-stop love songs! "You're in love! I'm in love, mean as much as individual achievement, The Hurricane been kind of edgy lately. "That's right, folks. We'll be damn it! ... WLOV!!!" certainly believes it is impractical to think that It's annoying when every little playing love songs when you go to — SWITCH — employers are not swayed by college rankings. thing reminds me of her. sleep and we'll be playing 'em " ... and we're back at WPUK, I have to relax. Gotta get away when you wake up! We'll play 'em getting ready for another 60 slow- Even more concerned with a university's place in from it all. I've been thinking of her till you just can't stand them any song marath-" comparison with other institutions are ambitious high way too much. ... I know! I'll kick mo-" — SWITCH — JASON LESHOWITZ back, relax and listen to the radio. "Come to the Plaza with your school seniors, the one group UM very much needs to COLUMNIST That oughtta work. — SWITCH — mate, because tonight is Couples' attract if it hopes to improve on future rankings. "and that was Depression's new Night! That's right! Every couple one, 'If I Can't Have You, I'll Kill gets in free." With the release of U.S. News and World Report's You'" new issue, UM's ability to attract more of these students — SWITCH — SWITCH is in question. " ... and you're listening to " ... and now we at WLOV would WPUK, where we've just finished a like to play ANOTHER LOVE The Hurricane questions the administration's marathon of 38 straight ballads ... SONG!! Dun! What else did you policies in recruitment. Does it in fact offer great I. think we'd play, huh? We're the amounts of financial aid to a greater number of — SWITCH — luuuuuuuv station. Lovelovelov- " ... because we're all in love at elo" outstanding students one year, and then lower its — SWITCH OFF — requirements the next year in order to admit the less WLOV! You're in love! I'm in love! Everyone's in love! Love songs — WeU, that did not help My. Sigh. qualified, but wealthy students? we love 'em on WLO-" Maybe the TV wiU put me at — SWITCH — ease. If this is the case, The Hurricane believes it is the — SWITCH ON — equivalent of taking one step forward and two back. "A special song dedication goin' out to Jimmy and Jenny, who are "Welcome to the Love Connec­ The Hurricane argues that, regardless of financial A FWMT.. celebrating one year together, and tion!" ability, UM needs to attract the best students possible. It they NEVER HAD A FI" — SWITCH — is we the students who decide what direction our school — SWITCH — " ... and for just $19.95, you get "You're too far away / Things three cassettes or two CDs of 'This takes — the path towards excellence or the road to ain't OK /1 need you / I need you Century's Best Songs to Conceive mediocrity. NOW /1 REALLY NEED YOU /1 By.' " MUST HAVE Y-" — SWITCH — The University has been on the road of mediocrity — SWITCH — " 'I love you, Tyler.' before, but just when it looked like it was heading toward " ... reminding you once again 'I love you, too, Ashley.' bigger and better things, did it take a detour? that we're all in love at WLOV..." 'You mean the world to me.' — SWITCH - — SWITCH OFF — Any good business knows that its future lies in "Call 1-800-FLOWERS to give AAAAaaaaHHHHhhhh!!! insuring customer satisfaction, something those in the flowers to that special someone Love really sucks. business of education should note. ( *- e&.r-ik you I-" Jason LeshowiU is a freshman — SWITCH — majoring in music education.

LETTER POLICY W^t Miami hurricane Editor in Chief, Alletta Bowers Assistant Accent EdHor, Jennifer Ramach .Associated Collegiate Press Regional Pacemaker 1989-91 Senior Adviser, Bruce Garrison Sports EdHor, Martin Emeno Tha Miami Hurrlcana it puMshed semi weekly during the Managing Editor, Ricardo J. Bascuas Assistant Sports EdHor, Jason Molinet 77M Miami Hurricana encourages all readers lo voice their regular academic year and it written and edited by opinions on issues related to tha University or in response to any undergraduate students at Iha University of Miami. Thit News EdHor, Fernando Battaglia Photo Editor, James W. Gibson report published in Tha Hurricana. publication does not necessarily represent tha views and Associate Newa Editor, Julius Whigham .Assistant Photo EdHor, Preston Mack Utters to the editor may be submitted - handwritten or typed - opinion! ol advertisers or Iha University's trustees, faculty or to tha University Cantor, room 221, or mailed to P.O. Box administration. Unsigned editorials represent Iha opinion of Iha Naws Staff, Jos Calapai, Annette Gallagher, Graphics EdHor, Tanya Gilmore 248132, Coral Gables, Fla., 33124. Deadlines ara Tuesday at 4 majority of Iha staff. Commentaries, letters and cartoons solely p.m. fer Friday's Issue, and Friday at 4 p.m. for Tuesday's issue present the views ol the respective authors. Editorial and Cathy Wolff Newsbrlefs EdHor, Pamela Wllfinger Utters, with a suggested length of 300 words, must ba signed publication headquarters ar* located al tha University Center along with tha author's student ID number, phone number and room 221. Business office: 284-4401. Newsroom: 284-2018 Opinion Editor, Chrissy Weldon Contributing EdHor, Frank Redo yaar in school. Anonymous letters wi not ba accepted. At tha Fax: 284*4404. Assistant Opinion Editor, Barbara E. Suarez Copy Edttora, Sylvia Gonzalez discration of Iha paper, names may ba withheld upon request 01092 Unrverelty of Miami. The paper reserves lhe right to edit letters forclarity , brevity and 01992 Unrvaralty of Miami undergraduate studente. •Accent Editor, Deborah L. Moskowltz Valerie Carullo accuracy. Tuesday, September 29, 1992 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 5 SJM! r TALK: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT UM'S U.S. NEWS RANKING?

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR arboretum. We have worked hard Making friends, reading are life's assets Callous cartoon to achieve a beautiful, educational and recreational area for aU mem­ A dear friend of my father's once more I believe that there are a few person can create and be creative. bad to arboretum bers of the campus to enjoy. said this and the words are now common denominators in life. If As part of the UM Master Plan, keenly emblazoned in my memory. one can always make friends, then With close friends, the abUity to To the editor: more parking will be developed in This man, Leo Arey, was a brilliant one shaU never fear being alone. read and be creative, life becomes While I respect the right of your psychoanalyst and a voracious vibrant and exciting. areas not utilized by the existing It is difficult to nurture the type cartoonists to discuss any issue, I arboretum boundaries. However, reader. Leo led a quiet but fulfilling life. must strongly state my disagree­ of life-long friendships that Leo that parking lot will incorporate Wisdom came easily to Leo. Only was referring to. But Leo well It seems he found some simple and ment with the cartoon from the the existing trees and not destroy now can I fully appreciate the mag­ obvious answers to seemingly com­ Sept. 25 issue of The Miami Hurri­ knew that satisfying friendships plex questions. any more trees. nitude and importance of what he are not elusive either. They take cane. Finally, with the deforestation of said. As a little peanut in Chicago, I The cartoon suggested that the time and care to grow and take These words of his were never our campus and homes caused by used to stare up to his kind face root. meant to disappear when he died. Gifford Arboretum should be Hurricane Andrew (and over-eager and talk to him about the books I destroyed so more parking can be So it is in Leo's honor that I have cleanup crews), planting a tree is REBECCA HOFFMAN was reading and the friends I was A serious reader's roots also run shared these thoughts, in the hope built and callously implied that very much a symbolic act of our sharing my life with. deep. If one can read, then one can those who promote the arboretum that others might benefit from determination to rebuild and COLUMNIST This might seem precocious at do just about anything. Think about their significance. are naive environmentalists. regreen our neighborhoods. I first, but in fact it was a verv this. If a person can read and com­ As curator of the arboretum, I encourage everybody to support human way for me to connect with prehend, then she or he can think. Leo, your spirit Uves on in our have worked with many dedicated reforestation, especially with trees here are only two things the world. Whenever we would vis­ If a person can think clearly, then hearts and Uves. citizens, faculty, students and the native to Florida. iir-p you need to know in life: it Leo, our discussion focused on the possibilities in life are virtually Rebecca Hoffman is a graduate University of Miami administration John Pascarella-, How to make friends friends and books. unlimited. student studying English and edu­ to rejuvenate and clean up the graduate student and how to read." Tlie more I think about this, the From such a simple process, a cation. Band members deserve credit far hard work I was looking forward to Florida cated enough to return to practice at least 50 members and we have A&M University's show just as with the band. gained tow professional auxiliary Auditions: much as everyone else, but I was I invite aU of our critics, especial­ instructors, resulting in a higher not expecting the outright rude­ ly Jason Molinet, the mediocre car­ level of performance than what Miami, November 14 ness toward our band from our own toonist who found humor in hurting you've seen in the past. America's School for Professional Actors. fans. the feelings of 180 band members, Members of the percussion sec­ Alumni have won nominations for 90 Oscars, 63 Tonys and 185 Emmys. Comments such as, "Your band to come march with us at practice. tion, color guard and the Hurrica­ Accredited Training in New York or California. shouldn't even go on. Let FAMU Spending eight to 15 hours a ne ttes were in Miami on Aug. 15, do the whole show," and uneducat­ week on the Intramural Field in the before many of you had even SIX-WEEK SUMMER PROGRAM ed racist statements regarding our late afternoon Miami sun may packed for school. TWO-YEAR PROFESSIONAL TRAINING PROGRAM band's lack of rhythm due to the change their minds or at least help Some of our nicest comments majority of white members were them to respect us a little more. came from FAMU's band and fans, CALL 1MOW FOR APPLICATION: LEANNE SCIBELLI while many of our own fans greet­ unnecessary and hurt those of us Anyone who has performed in 212-6864620 COLUMNIST who worked hard to prepare a half- any marching band, be it in high ed us with boos and derogatory time show that we could be proud school, coUege or drum corps, comments. So much for the home Call Mon.-Fri, 830-5 pm of. should appreciate the hard work field advantage. s a three-vear member of We were affected by Hurricane and dedication that goes into put­ I hope that those who offered AMERICAN the Band of the Hour, I have Andrew just as much as anyone ting together a halftime show. such support for the away team's A come to expect an apathetic else at this school. We had to stop I know FAMU had an entertain­ band will be able to sit back and ACADEMY OF response from the halftime crowd. rehearsals for three weeks and ing show. They were impressive, enjoy the entire halftime show. At the Hurricane games, halftime many of our members lived in fun to watch and twice our size. If, after really watching our DRAMATIC has often become a time for run­ Homestead, Cutler Ridge, Perrine Those of you who did watch your band, you are still not impressed, ARTS ning to the bathroom, getting a hot then come out and join us. and Florida City. These faithful Band of the Hour certainly noticed Deeeeeey DeVito Anne Bancroft dog or — more importantly — a commuters had their homes and an improvement over last year. Leanne Scibelli is a junior 120 Madison Avenue beer. Uves destroyed, but were still dedi­ Our membership has increased by majoring in marine biology. New York, NY 10016 The Macintosh

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"He's an actor, producer, [and] v^ By L. SCOTT HUDSON entertainer. ... (He) did a child's Staff Writer program on television called Tea- It is no secret that many success­ trimundo," Aivin Cavrere, a sopho­ ful recording artists began their more at UM who met Arana here careers at the University of Miami. in Miami, said. "He's kind of Gloria Estefan and Bruce Hornsby important in Puerto Rico. He • .Sophomore Yvonne are frequently the subject of cam­ works for Dystrophy telethons." pus dining hall and dorm-room dis­ "He's a musician — an artist. He Arana, a Puerto Rican cussion. used to [portray] a small kid on his singing star, has already UM sophomore Yvonne Arana is show. I think he won an Otti," said already ahead of those performers. Juan Rivera, a freshman from had a taste of the Arana has already recorded six Mayaguez, Puerto Rico. limelight. albums in her native Puerto Rico, Wishing to follow in her uncle's since her career began at age 9. footsteps, Arana applied to the UM "That album was girl songs," School of Music, but was not Arana reminisced. "Li_ikl e puppy accepted. love." ^^^^^^^^^^ "I hadn't studied music, [I] just Three years after that first sang," Arana said. "I applied at album, Arana found herself in Mex­ NYU and they said they would ico for a few months recording teach me how to read music, but I another album. am here now. It's closer to home. I When Arana was fifteen, Mir- love Miami. Maybe I will live here ame (Look at Me), her most popu­ someday." lar album, was released. Two Determined to get into the tracks on the album, "Tu, tu, tu" American entertainment industry, ("You, You, You") and"Si Tu No Arana entered the School of Com­ Vuelves" ("If You Don't Come munication as a motion picture Back"), did well. major on the business track. Arana recorded her last album "It's cool," Arana said. "I took two years ago. [CMP] 222 last semester and did "That wasn't under a ... label. pretty well." My mother produced it," she said Arana said maybe some day she with a grin. will be an agent, but mainly, "I Interested listeners may have want to be a singer." trouble rinding copies of her works. What kind of music does she "You have to go to Puerto Rico," sine? Arana said. 'It was like ballads — slow Arana said there are some Puer­ music," Rivera said. to Rican students at UM who have recognized her. Cavrere compared Arana's "I've met some people who knew music to the songs by Richard who I was, but a lot who didn't Marx. too," she explained. "If they don't UM is giving Arana an opportu­ watch TV or just watch MTV, then nity to learn about American they don't know me." music. In Puerto Rico, Arana is known "Maybe I'll start singing again. as Yvonne Briel. She took her I'll do another album in Spanish, name from her uncle, a Puerto then in English," Arana said. Rican entertainer known as For now, Arana plans on staying Lubriel, who introduced her to the in Miami and continuing to go to industry. the football games. HURRICANE RELIEF CONCERT UM alumna Estefan raises $1 million for relief Estefan, played a major part in the "Weird Al" Yankovic, Paul Rodriguez public relations for the School of Med_- By DEBORAH L. MOSKOWITZ organization of the concert, working and Whoopi Goldberg. cme. "Since it all just happened, we're Accent Editor from the couple's Estefan Enterprises More than 20 entertainers, includ­ "I'm glad that we could all come all still learning." offices in Miami. back and do our part," singer Jimmy UM is operating ten clinics in South ing Paul Simon, Jimmy Buffet and Buffett said during the concert. Crosby Stills and Nash, performed "We're going to build a better Dade staffed by medical students, Saturday night to a sold-out Joe Rob­ Miami," Emilio Estefan said during The money raised from Saturday nursing students and UM medical fac­ bie Stadium crowd at the 9V. hour the concert. night's concert will go directly to help­ ulty. ing the hardest hit areas of South "There's one that Paul Simon Hurricane Relief concert. Heart-throb Jon Secada, also a UM donated a van for through the Chil­ University of Miami alumna Gloria alum, did double-duty performing both Dade, Gloria Estefan said. The money in JRS and Homestead. will go to groups that provide long- dren's Health Fund," Dudley said. Estefan's brainchild raised more than Showtime cable channel is planning $1.4 million in ticket sales alone. More Secada electrified the crowd by term social services to people in South Dade. to broadcast a one-hour special at 10 MARRIED: Debra Thielen. an editor for university money will be raised when the concert crooning his latest hit songs including p.m. on Oct. 11. The money raised is broadcast internationally on Univi- "Just Another Day" and "Do You The UM School of Medicine, Camil­ from the program will also be given to publications, was proposed to over the phone by sion. Believe In Us." lus Health Concern and Community the hurricane relief fund. Showtime Larry Stewart during Hurricane Andrew. The benefit entertained the largest Secada graduated from the UM Health of South Dade are some of the will also be broadcasting clips from the concert crowd Joe Robbie Stadium has School of Music and taught at Miami local groups that will receive funding concert during the holidays. held in its five-year history. Dade Community College before he from the benefit. Comic Relief, famous for using Beau pops question Estefan was only one of a group of was discovered by Emilio Estefan. The money will go toward "the humor to raise money for the home­ UM alumni who played integral roles Some of the other performers in clinics and so forth that the School of less, has established a toll-free pledge in the concert's organization. Este­ attendance were Asia, the Bee Gees, Medicine runs down in the South Dade line, 1-800-528-1000, to accept dona­ during hurricane fan's husband and manager, Emilio Sinbad, Val Kilmer, Michael Winslow, area," said Chris Dudley, director of tions for the cause. Debra Thielen, a University of Miami employee, had more on her mind than the damage being caused by Hurricane Andrew the night the storm struck Benefit concert proves to be trying experience South Florida. media, though, there was still work to she told me before the show. "I used pi Goldberg rehearse "Shout!" The Thielen, who works in University Relations, had be done. to cut class or I would show up late or rest of the time, and throughout the just gotten a marriage proposal from Larry Stewart, The sold-out Hurricane Relief con­ I'd give [Professor Bruce Garrison] eternal intervals between acts, I felt who she had known since they studied at Loyola Uni­ cert had exhausted everyone involved. some excuse so I wouldn't have to turn like a fish in an aquarium. versity. They dated in college and then moved to All together, I spent 13 hours in Joe my assignments in on time." Miami. The people on the field were drink­ After each had a failed marriage, Thielen and Stev Robbie Stadium, walking back and I spent most of the show sitting in ing warm, flat beer. They were sing­ forth between the press box and the the press box, which is no way to enjoy art began dating again, this time long-distance. ing and dancing. No one in the press During the storm, Thielen was staying with in t area where the stars gave interviews. a concert, even if the press pass is free box had any beer. Not too many of Cindy Dampier, People magazine's and they give you sandwiches, chicken parents'nome in Kendall. Stewart was securing I them clapped or cheered. No one sailboat in Mississippi, under a hurricane watch. reporter and a UM graduate, didn't fingers, cookies, Coke, coffee, iced tea danced. have to concern herself with the long and those deli platters from Publix. Stewart was also trying to call Thielen. After tryin I danced. A lot. I've never been to a numerous times to get through, at last the phone ram,, RICARDO J. BASCUAS walk. She managed to get a backstage For one thing, there's a lot of sit­ concert where I didn't dance and — pass and spent her time chatting with ting around doing nothing but munch­ and Stewart proposed. The phone went dead, howev­ CONTRIBUTING EDITOR even without beer — I found it very er, with the question left unanswered. Jimmy Buffet, Celia Cruz and the ing. The stadium guards let the press weird that, with the Bee Gees playing gang. into the building at 3 p.m., but it Thielen had two days to think about the proposal "Stayin' Alive," anyone could sit still before Stewart returned to Miami to help clean Thie- y 3 a.m., most of the 53,000 in Dampier, 24, (formerly Cindy wasn't until 6 p.m. that Shadoe Ste­ ina seat. attendance had long since left. Smith) graduated UM in 1989 with a len's demolished home. vens introduced Asia, the first act. Ricardo J. Bascuas is a senior Thielen had just one word for Stewart—"yes." B For Gloria and Emilio Estefan journalism degree. The only entertainment during that majoring in news-editorial journalism and the few remaining members of the Thielen and Stewart were married at the Dad "I was a journalism school reject," time was watching Estefan and Whoo­ and political science. County Court House on Sept. 4. — JONATHAN BLUM COMICS

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By MIKE D. HEFFELFINGER "I have to give Arizona credit," StaffWrHer MIAMI UM Coach said. JASON MOLINET Parent's weekend at the Univer­ "They came to play extremely well ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR sity of Miami turned into disaster and did what they had to do to win weekend. it. They had the field goal at the The Hurricanes (3-0) survived a end to win it and missed, but I tell nail-biter Satur­ AF.J2_OJ^ you what, they really played well." day against an The UM offense had a horrid Miracles average Univer­ first half. Torretta was 12 of 25 for left the Hurricanes victorious. 149 yards. Meanwhile, the running sity of Arizona A lackluster Miami offense pro­ (1-2-1) team 8-7 game racked up a measly 15 yards abound in duced just two yards of net rush­ on 13 carries. before 47,049 ing, magnifying the offensive line fans at the "They did not play like the No. 1 deficiencies that have been badger­ team in the country," Arizona Orange Bowl, ing the Hurricanes all season. cathedral and dropped to quarterback George Malauulu said. UM quarterback , If they were, they would have he cliche, "On any given No. 2 in the 26 of 46,289 yards, couldn't hit his three major blown us out. We came into their Saturday," has flowed from forte Saturday, the quick strike. home fieldan d gave them a scare." the lips of many a coach. It polls. When the receivers were open, he T Miami trails The Hurricanes lone bright spot is dogma in the pigskin religion. Torretta overthrew them. When he hit his in the first half came on a safety by Upsets in the world the University targets, they couldn't hang on. of Washington Rusty Medearis with 10:20 occur weekly. 'The way our offense played," remaining in the first quarter. The University of Miami's foot­ in the latest Associated Press Top Torretta said, "I thought that was 25 poll by 54 points, 1,525 votes In the second half, Torretta ball program, however, has been a the worst game I've ever played reverted to his Heisman candidate beacon in the fog of the college (44 first place votes) to 1,471 here. We weren't conneecting. We votes (12 first place votes), the form. Torretta completed ten game the past decade. It stays true were inconsistent running the ball. straight passes, from the end of the to form, winning the games it's CNN/USA Today Top 25 poll by It was a terrible game on offense." 49 points, 1,480 votes (43 first third quarter into the fourth quar­ expected to. Arizona came out of the gates ter, including a two yard touch­ place votes) to 1,431 votes (16 intense, aggressive and ready for So, when the top-ranked Hurri­ first place votes) and the United down strike to tight end Dietrich canes took on the University of whatever Miami could give them, ClauseU. Press International Top 25 poll by including a stare-down at midfield Arizona Saturday, no one gave a 87 points 2,157 votes (55 first ClauseH's touchdown was his second thought to the 27-point before the game involving every­ first career reception and repre­ place votes) to 2,070 votes (27 body from both sides. underdog. Sure, both teams con­ first place votes). sented the only points scored by verged at mid-field for an intense In the first half, the Wildcat tail­ Miami's offense. stare-down prior to kick-off, but Gerry Thomas flashbacks ran back duo of Ontiwaun Carter and Miami failed on its two point con­ that was where the competitive­ through the minds of many UM Charles Levy plowed through the version attempt when Torretta's ness was supposed to end. players and fans as UA's Steve Hurricane defense like a couple of pass was batted away at the line of J.C. RIDLEY/Special to The Hurricane Instead, the 47,049 on hand in McLaughlin's 51-yard field goal pick-up trucks running over a flock attempt sailed one foot right of the of roosters. Both backs combined BU 11 tRFINGERS: UM receiver agonizes after drop­ the Orange Bowl had to wait for ping a potential touchdown in the second hall. Steve McLaughlin's kick to sail one goal post as time expired. The miss for 95 yards on 17 carries. Seepage 91 WILDCATS foot wide of the right upright as time expired to see Miami survive 8-7. Its record remained unblem­ A costly win: lineman ished, yet Miami (3-0) was dealt a mighty blow by the lowly Wildcats. Despite remaining undefeated, the Medearis out for season defending national champions fell to No. 2 in all major polls for the first time since .beinggive n the top By AMY LEIS "I was cut blocking," El-Mashtoub said in spot in the pre-season rankings. StaH Writer self defense. "Cut blocking is legal as long as In the religion of college football, Chants of "Rusty! Rusty!" echoed it's not from the back. I didn't hurt him. Inju­ the Orange Bowl is a Gothic cathe­ through the stadium as University of Miami ries are part of the game." dral. Much of Miami's success over defensive end Rusty Medearis was carried Linebacker Michael Barrow went after the years can be attributed to their off the field. El-Mashtoub as soon as he saw what had ability to turn home field advantage With a temporary cast on his left leg, happened. into an insurmountable obstacle. Medearis clenched his "It's a game of fun," Barrow said. "Not of The inquisition-like Hurricanes fists in pain and tried to war. You don't try to hurt someone." treat their guests like heretics. stand up and walk out of "Losing |Rusty| was a rallying point for Most opponents aren't accus­ the stadium. It was a the whole team," defensive end Darren tomed to the heat and humidity. tragic setback to a sky- Krein said. UM practices and thrives in it. rocketing career. With Medearis out, the Miami defense The swelter of the sub-tropical Medearis suffered a bonded together, and held Arizona scoreless sun is magnified on the playing dislocated left knee and a in the second half. field. Where opponents are forced stretched anterior cruci­ Medearis, who was contacted at Doctor's to endure the hellish sidelines with ate ligament. He also tore Hospital after Saturday's game said, "I'm in only a limited number of fans to both cartilages, both col­ too much pain to talk." provide a cool diversion, the UM lateral ligaments, the pos­ terior collateral ligament According to Erickson, who spoke to sideline is flanked by fans in an Medearis Medearis at the hospital that night, "He's a inordinate number. and the posterior capsule. In addition, doctors pretty devastated kid, but his spirits were Then, the real fans get involved. good. Crowd noise in the OB disorients repaired a torn posterior artery. and blinds UM foes. The intensity "Surgery went extremely well," Dr. John "Rusty was a great player. He played of the roar is incomparable — par­ Uribe, team physician and orthopedic sur­ hard and was a good leader on defense." geon, said. "We just have to let nature heal ticularly at the closed end zone. the wounds. Rehabilitation will be very Medearis is a pre-season All-American in By the fourth quarter, opponents important." Playboy Magazine and finished last season as lay sprawled on the turf, exhaus­ Medearis was credited with a safety when the top ranked defensive end by College and ted. It's at that point, they are will­ he tackled running Pro Football Newsweekly. He also earned ing to convert. back Chuck Levy in the Wildcat end zone secondrteam All-American honors by the Hurricane fans have come to the during the first quarter. It was the first UM Associated Press and The Sporting News. aqua and orange steel shrine to safety in 12 games, and provided Miami's With a 4.94, 40-yard dash time, he is con­ witness many a miracle. Miami has only score in the first half. sidered one of the quickest players on the won 47 consecutive games in the Unfortunately for the All-American, it defensive line. OB, the second longest streak in will be his last game of the season. With 2:22 NCAA history. Only the University remaining in the third quarter, Medearis "He is very explosive off the ball," Defen­ of Alabama's 57-game win streak went down on a cut-block by offensive line­ sive Line Coach said. "[His at home from 1962-82 is longer. man Hichem El-Mashtoub. speed] enables him to beat offensive linemen UM's last stumble was a 35-23 Toss "Basically, Rusty was blocked," UM before they have a chance to get set. He's to the University of Florida in the Coach Dennis Erickson said. "His knee was very smart and very coachable." 1985 season opener. hit — not purposely though. It was just part "Rusty will come back and play," Erick­ The OB has played host to five of the game. He got caught in a pile that son said. "But more importantly, he needs to Super Bowls and nine Orange Bowl twisted over. have a sound knee for the rest of his life. The Classics which decided the national injuries in football bother me. championship. Six of the last 10 "It's as serious an injury as anybody could championship games, including have. It's just a terrible situation." "It's part of the game but it's hard to UM's titles in 1983. 1987 and According to UM defensive tackle Mark take. How we react is key too. It'll deter­ 1991 are a part of its rich history. Caesar, it was not necessarily an accident. mine how we play this week against Florida J.C. RIDLEY/Special to The Hurricane State University. We've certainly got our Last Saturday, though ugly, will "No. 73 [UA tackle Mile Heemsbergen] work cut out for us. Kevin Patrick played remain another special moment in held him up and then No. 75 [UA center El- pretty well and so did Krein. We've got some a long line of miracles. FINISHED: Miami defensive end Rusty Medearis (98) clinches his left knee after being Mashtoub] came over and wiped his knees guys who will give a darn good effort to Jason Molinet is a sophomore injured during Saturday's game. He will miss the rest of the season. out," Caesar said. replace Medearis." majoring in history and minoring in journalism. BIG EAST STANDINGS Wildcats: superman doesn't wear orange and green Conf. Overall Boston Colleqe 2-0-0 4-0-0 By KEVIN BROCKWAY right leg of sophomore place-kick­ feeling or how hard we work. They penalties, a record for a UM oppo­ West Virainia 2-0-0 3*0-1 Special to The Hurricane er Steve McLaughlin, who's 51- only know the results." nent, and nearly started a pre- Virginia Tech 1-1-0 2-2-0 yard field goal attempt sailed right. game brawl as both benches emp­ Miami 0-0-0 3-0-0 Following post game locker He missed a 44-yard kick with less Carter (19 rushes, 77 yards) and tied following the coin toss. Syracuse 0-0-0 2-1-0 room interviews, several Universi­ than a minute to go in a 14-14 tie tailback Charles Levy (nine rushes, Rutaers 1-1-0 3-1-0 ty of Arizona players camped on against Oregon State last week. 45 yards) were the catalysts of a Temole 0-1-0 1-3-0 the Orange Bowl field eating bag ball control offense. The Wildcats "They all walked up to us and Pittsburgh 0-2-0 1-2-0 lunches, consoling each other. All "I hit a good ball," McLaughlin, out gained Miami in rushing by 168 we're not about to back down to Results of the sudden, the stadium lights who's career long field goal is 46 yards, 170 to two. anybody," Levy said. "We may be Miami 8, Arizona 7 turned off. yards, said. "It looked like it was the lowly Arizona Wildcats, but the West Virginia 16, Virginia Tee* 7 going to go through the uprights last time I checked Superman wore Boston College 14, Michigan State 0 On defense, the Wildcats sacked Kansas St. 35,Temple 14 It was an inauspicious omen for a — they all do. But it just sailed Miami quarterback Gino Torretta red and blue like us." Minnesota 41 Pittsburgh 33 team that had just come within a right." twice and safety Tony Bouie had an Rutgers 40, Navy 0 foot of breaking Miami's 47-game . home winning streak. "When guys decide to be kickers El-Mashtoub Malauulu And what about Miami's No. 1 they all know about those opportu­ "We didn't overlook Oregon ranking entering the game? Next Saturday's gams* "It is not a win," Arizona Head players during the week to tell FSU at Miami Coach Dick Tomey said. "Ninety- nities," Tomey said. "That s what t State to play Miami," cornerback Boston College at West Virginia five percent of the teams who they Uve for." them they could still salvage the Jey Phillips said. "I'm sick and "I think it's a front," Levy said. Syracuse at Louisville season. tired of people saying it was just "They're a good team, but I don't Penn St at Rutgers come here say they're just gonna Temple at Washington St. show up. We came here thinking What Arizona would have lived luck. We went out there and did think they're the No. 1 caliber Pittsburgh at Man/land we were gonna win and we're for was an upset of the No. 1 "If the fans in Tucson don't our homework." defensively. We were also playing damned disappointed we didn't." ranked team in the country. appreciate us than the heck with against the striped shirts. Today, Tomey's job is rumored to be in them," tailback Ontiwaun Carter The Wildcats didn't play scared. the Arizona Wildcats feel like they TANYA QILMORE / Graphics Editor Tomey rested his hopes in the jeopardy. He met with each of his said. "They don't know how we're They amassed 151 yards on 14 were the No. 1 team." Tuesday, September 29, 1992 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9 Rivals battle for hockey crown net. By JASON MOLINET es were given to winners at the dif­ Assistant Sports Editor "It was a true test of our abili­ ferent special events last year. ties," Hyman said. "We knew Pike This year, though, only T-shirts The resounding smash of sticks was good, but we came out and grating the floor in search of the are given to the winner. CSR played harder than they did. We Director Norman Parsons thought net permeated the Lane Recre­ played well defensively the last ation Center as Lambda Chi Alpha too much emphasis was being put period." on the windfall, rather than compe­ took the title in Mark Bryson, a senior Pike the Campus tition itself and decided to elimi- < pledge, scored on his second shot nate the prize money. Sports and Rec­ on goal with 35 seconds remaining reation's Floor- in the second period to pull his "We were told that a lot of stu­ Hockey Tourna­ team within a goal at 2-1. dents were making a lot of money ment on Sun­ Both teams played an intense, off of special events, and that's not day. what it's all about," junior Marilyn but scoreless third period, high­ Samedy, CSR special events super­ Lambda Chi lighted by a confrontation at the visor, said. "We want students to used two quick Lambda Chi goal by the two teams. come out here mainly for the com­ goals by sopho­ Lambda Chi goalie Greg Rash, petition not the money." more Rick loor Hockey junior, bore the brunt of the furious Hyman in the comeback mounted by Pike, tally­ Some of the participants were opening period CSR ing 13 saves on the game. disappointed at the low turn-out for Sunday's event. Many reasons to help pace ~™~~~™""~ "Right out of the gate, we didn't them to a 2-1 were given, including the Jewish have a chance to get ourselves new year, Rosh Hashana. The big­ win over Pi Kappa Alpha in the back into the game being down gest factor, however, may have final of the six-team tournament. 2-0," Bryson said. "We tried to been CSR's new policy in dealing Hyman's first score came on a come back, we gave it all we had. with special events. breakaway 40 seconds into the You kinda figured before the tour­ LILLIANE SUBIRATS/The Hurricane game. His second and winning nament even started it was gonna The three-point shooting contest score occurred with 4:38 remain­ be us and Lambda Chi." scheduled for Sunday morning was QUICK STRIKE: Sophomore Rick Hyman scored two goals In Lambda Chi Alpha's 2-1 victory over Pi ing in the period, a shot which canceled because no one signed up Kappa Alpha in Sunday's CSR Floor hockey tournament. bounced off the Pike goalie into the Gift certificates and money priz­ for the event. Viollet, Downs swept away Cross country suffers at FIU By CHADCOOKLER finish by junior Ari Mellon (28:58). StaffWrHer Lilleberg captured 11th place, in Clay Court Championships New Men's Cross Country Scott Winrow finished 14th and Coach Michael Ward had to deal ' We are looking to Lopez came in 15th. with more then the competition improve each week. I By MARTIN EMENO to Laura Richards of the Univer­ versity, 6-0, 6-4. On the women's side, Desiree Sports Editor sity of San Diego 4-6, 6-0,6-1 on this weekend at the Florida Inter­ want the girls to look at Joubert finished first overall with national University Invitational For Rachel Viollet and Julie the first day ofthe tournament. "The other team had practiced the team placing third behind FIU Meet. their performance and and UCF. Downs, the ITCA National Clay more on the clay then us," see where they can Court Championships proved to "My poor concentration and a Downs said. "We haven't had a Injuries, ineligible runners and "We are looking to improve each be a disappointment for the pair chronic shoulder problem really lot of match practice under the the unexplained absence of walk-on improve." week," Womens Coach Amy in their first effected me," Viollet said. "I current circumstances." Shane Dix, all led to the men's Deem said. "I want the girls to tournament of have to become healthier and team finishing a disappointing third look at their performance and see the season. Last season Viollet and Downs behind interstate rivals Florida Amy Deem, work on my mental strategy women's track coach where they can improve." A lack of more. lost only one duel match as' a International University and the mental and team. University of Central Florida. The finish surprised the women physical prep­ because only two girls on the team, aration, com­ "I've had tendinitis in the The next tournament for the "For the most part our runners better," Lopez said. "It was disap­ Joubert and Narda Williams, are bined with a shoulder for about the last six women's tennis team will be the ran as good as they did last week," pointing because we expected a lot true cross country runners. The nagging shoul­ months. It's very painful to serve Big East Championships at the Ward said about UM's victory last more from ourselves. and hit overhead shots." three remaining, Laticia Clark, der injury Cameron Field Seton HaU Tennis Saturday at the Miami Invitational. "I have a minor strain to my Teri Hamilton and Jeanette Wil­ forced a strug­ Complex in South Orange, N J. "However, we need to pick it up a liams, are actually track specialists, little bit." knee, but some time off will help gling Viollet Viollet and her doubles partner it." not cross country runners. and Downs to The women's tennis team was Viollet Downs, didn't have much more Miami's next meet will be Satur­ an early exit. success, however, losing their the first team to capture a Big The eligibility problems effect­ "We are still waiting for two high Viollet lost East Championship for the Uni­ day in the University of Florida ing Rigeot and Pinder are minor. school girls [Tammy Alberti and first match to Tracey Hiete and Invitational. The Hurricanes will Susan Sommerville of Duke Uni­ versity of Miami last season. One of Rigeot's grades has not Ebony Cooksey] to pass eligibility be one of the 20 teams competing requirements," Deem said. "We in Gainesville. been put in his school file, while Pinder has had a problem with his are waiting for their high school "This will give us a better high school transcripts being trans­ transcripts to come in so they can chance to see where we are at," ferred over. run. Ward said. "By then all of our run­ "That is a great finish for us,1' Copeland only ners should be healthy." As for walk-on Shane Dix, he has been absent from the team's prac­ Clark said. "We didn't expect to Junior Todd Lilleberg and walk- tices the past week. Last week Dix finish that high." surprised everyone by finishing in bright spot on Hector Lopez are still nursing The women's team will now injuries, while Jim Rigeot and Ryan the top five. Pinder continue to sort out their focus on the upcoming University eligibility problems. "Nobody knows what is going on of Florida Invitational. % 'mLDCHT8/Frompage8 with him,' Ward said. "It hurt us a Lilleberg and Lopez are ham­ lot not having him." "I don't care if we come in last scrimmage. pered by muscle strains to the back just as long as everyone improves Place-kicker Dane Prewitt added to the misery, of the knee. Although the Hurricanes placed their times in Gainesville," Joubert missing field goals of 28 and 37-yards. four runners in the top 15, UM's said. "I just want to improve my In the second half, UM's defense picked it up a bit, "We were expected to do a lot best showing was a seventh place time more then anything." holding the Wildcats scoreless. However, Miami's fine defensive play was overshadowed by a career threatening injury to defensive end Rusty Medearis. He Wanted underwent successful left knee sur­ FULL gery Sunday. "It's a terrible situation," Erick- || son said. "He's an outstanding foot­ Highly Trained Endurance ball player and leader on the team. You always hate to see an injury like that, but particularly to some­ KEGS one who is a great player and a great person." Female Athletes As the ugly game came to a Copeland close and the lights went out at the Orange Bowl, players from both teams walked off the field with confusion in their faces iWiPiTfflr? and mixed emotions in their hearts. Who are amenorrheic "It's hard to express my feelings right now," senior Jfi com KEGS J.C. RIDLEY/Speclal to The Hurricane cornerback Ryan McNeil said. "I'm happy we won, but •j: ,,. TO ap.iry (NOT menstruating) sad that we lost one of the best defensive ends in the L-TRAIN DERAILED: Running back Larry Jones country [Medearis]." FTV x •> and the rest of UM's backfield combined for only With Florida State University and Penn State Uni­ and NOT on the pill versity games looming large on the horizon, the Hurri­ two yards on the ground. canes felt fortunate to get this game out of their sys­ tem. HOW UM OPPONENTS FARED "I feel very lucky," wide receiver Horace Copeland said. "It was like a wake up call. I'm just glad it hap­ $39.99; You will receive FREE: pened today than later on down the road. We needed OHO-ftSONLV this to get us focused and to wake us up." Copeland's play was tbe only positive to come out of the game for Miami. The senior from Orlando %Body Fat caught a career high nine passes for 139 yards, but he Ask about our kept the big picture in perspective. case prices. "It doesn't matter how big of a day I had," Cope­ Nutritional Analysis land said. "This is a team game and we need to get better as a team. We were not mentally into this as we V02 max should be. 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YEARS EXPERIENCE; DADELAND SOUTH walcomol Call Anglo (284-7160) tor undergraduate students ond $ 30/word for 3801B-4000. STATION. 670-1310. STUDENT ACTIVITY SEATS ON COMPUTER TRAINING 670-1310. moro Info. non-students. Special layout or placement of A+ Tutoring Inc. is now hiring tutors at SAFAC will be elected Oct. 1 ot 5:00 in UC PAPERS * REPORTS * RESUMES * CHARTS Tony, Good luck thit semester TNS. lov*. ads is not guaranteed, nor are cancellations Hispanic Heritor** Meeteng, Wednesday, $8.00 an hour to work evenings tutoring high 211. Presidents ol organizations lundesd by FAST, ACCURATE, DEPENDABLE Jen. __ or changes of copy after deadlines. No September 30 ot 5i00 pen in the UC. school students. Send self-addressed SAFAC must attend. refunds will be given if ad does not run at all SPELL CHECK/EDITING/LASER MUST SILL - 4 Tick att to Ul • Oct. IRISHMIN stamped envelope to: 10384 SW 68 lane, Coming Out Doy UM, Oct 8. Human Rights on scheduled dates. If ad runs before sched­ $2.50 DS PAGE 3rd Prke negotiable Coll 858*3117. You can sit on the'Student Activity fee Alio Miomi, FL 33173. Day, Oct. 9. AIDS Quilt in D.C. Oct. 10. ule date, it will be run again on scheduled PfRFECTWORDS * 667-3210 * 7 Australian Studont wanted to give lirtt cation Committee? Peck up aei application lo National Coming Out Day, Oct. 11, date at no extra charge. In the event of an Clerk tor advertising studio. Must be bilin­ DAYS hand knowledge about Australia, its people, sit on Ihe committee that allocates over SI gual. Typing, telephones, misc. office work. Junior Chamber International (Jaycees) is error, we are responsible for the first incor­ EXPERT WORD PROCESSING, REA­ customs, social situation, etc., in exchange lor melieon en stejdent lees. Flexible part-time schedule. Call Diana at holding their annual convention in Miami, rect insertion, if ond only if, in our opinion, SONABLE, a Ire* personal astrological chart analysis. 663 8911. Nov. 7-14. Those interested in participating there is a loss of value. In this case, no DIANNE, 443-7533. Please call 669 1314, pleose leave a mes- as a volunteer/intern, hotting 4-5 people in responsibility is assumed beyond the cost of FOR RENT BABYSITTER WANTED: 3:30 - 6:30, 3 after­ your home for dinner (Nov. 8), or opening -Q9--- the ad itself. Identification REQUIRED in noons per week. Close to compus. Own car. Export Typing Air conditioned rooms for rent for male stu­ your home to a lew stray Hungarians lor the University af Miami CO-ID NAKID Must speak excellent English. $4 per hour. *Term Parsers * Disseetateons * Reports order to ploce on advertisement. dents. Full access to large house & all ameni­ week, please call 670-9672. Thit is a lun TWISTER 100% cotton heavywetght T-shirt. 665-9S72. 'letters 'Word Professing 'Resumes 'Treiei fRESHMEN ties. 5 min. from campus. 667-1718/666- screbeng group ol young businessmen and women Coll 254-4327 osk lor Bob 0. 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For more info. 661-1693. holding their annual convention in Miomi, MUST Sill - 4 Tickets to Ul - Oct. SAFAC must ottend. Bacchus General Meeting _ Tuesday, Sept, Zeta is forever. Sisterhood is a bond like no 3rd. Price reeejotioble. Coll 858*3117. Nov. 7-14. Those interested in participating 29th. 4:30 pm, UC 2nd floor - all students ROOMMATES other. ZTA COMPUTER TRAINING 670-1310. ot a volunteer/intern, hosting 4-5 people in Australian Studont wanted to give first invited to attend!! Party Smort & be safe! your home for dinner (Nov. 8), or opening Female Non-Smoking Roommate needed 3 Kappa Kappa Gamma loves our new pledg­ hand knowledge about Australia, its people, Tony, Good luck this semester. TNS. lovo. yoeee hoerte to a lew stray Hungarians lor the Scholarship being awarded to the most miles west of campus. $300 per month plus es! KKG KKG KKG! customs, social situation, etc., in exchange lor Jen. week, please call 670*9672. This is a lun outstanding Hispanic student. 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i 88 UJ i CD! III nl From the CANlPUSCOeMMENT Editors STUDENT RESPONSES FROM ACROSS THE NATION I have this temper thing — some­ times I lose it, especially when some one attacks my person. So when I Steeping With the Enemy Save Alaska from think about fellow students taunting I am writing this letter in Unthinking Money Grubbers response to the article "Flirting me and yelling, In your May issue of f'., in the With the Power of Classroom "bitch," I can't Dollars and Sense section, an Romances," published in May. imagine not having article on making bucks in It seemed to me that this article any means of retali­ Alaskan canneries lopped the says to students, "Hey, it's OK to ation except taking page and also the summer. Do have a relationship with a man them on myself. college students in this age, of who has power over you." I which some believe is an era of And I can't imag­ don'l believe this is the case. ine being Doug at environmental awareness, see These liaisons are dangerous Alaska in terms of long hours on Michigan State U. coming home to as soon as they start. Teachers "faggot" scrawled across my dorm a "slime line... up to your elbows are adults, and students learn in greasy grimy fish guts?" And door knowing whoever wrote it from these adults no matter walked away, none the worse. then to call it an "adventure!" If what the subject. No matter if gutting fish is just too daring for And it makes me angry. men in power are college pro­ you, one can choose from log­ It seems surreal that any college stu­ fessors, coaches or high school ging, mining, construction or oil dent would have to learn in an envi­ teachers, they are in authority companies. Soon someone will ronment in which our peers are enti­ and should never degrade a student by using Many of Driscoll's points are limited, illogi­ tell us Alaskan shoreline clear cuts and 11 mil­ tled by the Constitution to destroy them sexually. In nine states, these actions are cal and short-sighted of an all encompassing lion gallon oil spills have a unique beauty. students with words and expressions. against the law and the student has every right view. He calls animal rightsactivist s "fully mis­ to sue Ihe system. guided adults" because they feel "human and When students go to Alaska, we should But that's precisely what the have respect and preservation in mind, not Supreme Court has said by deciding Many more states and people need to be animal lives are of equal value." In his own judgment of why animal rights advocates treasury notes. I just hope someone's brilliant in June that laws cannot target spe­ educated to rewrite the laws on this subject timing of this article didn't ignite a barrage of cific hate-spawned actions. mailer. It is a touchy subject but certainly believe as they do, he fails to consider how ani­ mals' nervous systems allow them to feel the unthinking money grubbers who wish to And it sucks. It sucks for Amy Jo at deserves some attention. This problem is same excruciating pain that humans would feel exploit the Last Frontier, rather than explore Pacific Lutheran U. because she's try­ widespread and is not as easy to handle as the hei Jeff E. Murphy, U. of New Orleans article leads one to believe. Karen Trudel, if acids were sprayed into our eyes if we under­ ing to improve race relations on her OhioU. went Draize testing. Such suffering and abuse campus. Now the Supreme Court has is what animal rights activists hope to abolish. told her that students at PLU may U LETTERS TO THE EDITOR While animal research has unquestionably have the right to cross the line Do Unto Animate... Address your correspondence to Letters Though I've only read a handful of issues, U. produced remarkable achievements, this does Editor, U. The National College Magazine, between free-speaking individuals not mean alternatives could be any less pro­ and bad-ass bigots and racists. The National College Magazine has impressed 1,800 Century Park East, Suite 820, Los me regarding the attention it gives to the ani­ ductive, especially with today's technology. Angeles, CA, 90067, or fax it to 310-551- Hut it has to be that way. mal rights movement. I understand it is in Our technology and intellect allow us to cre­ 1659. Include your name, year, school You can't fight racism and sexism your best interest to remain unbiased by pre­ ate better lives for ourselves, yet we must allow and phone number for verification. or any other kind of "ism" in the dark senting both sides of controversial issues, and our unique compassion to guide us in improv­ Letters should be 200 words or less. U. with your mouth bound and your thus I would appreciate the opportunity to ing the quality of our lives without infringing reserves the rightt o edit submissions . hands tied to the gate of your univer­ respond to Mark Driscoll's thoughts pub­ upon the rights of non-human beings. Eric Letters will not be returned. sity. You can't fight ignorance in a lished in the May issue. Minder, Washington U, St Louis. closed environment where students, like those at Tufts U., have to draw lines, designating free speech areas. You just can't do it THIS MONTH'S QUESTION The Supreme Court has said that when we leave our colleges and uni­ versities, the states and cities in which U VIEWS we reside cannot pass laws thai RESULTS FROM THE U. STUDENT OPINION POLL* restrict specific hate-speech acts. So it makes sense, really, that our universities would not be allowed to Should universities shelter us from the reality that not everyone is going to tolerate us in prohibit professors , who would you vote for? silence, that people have the right in from dating Tell us neetiat you Itw* this country to call us niggers, fags ;% students? 68% 32: and dykes and religious freaks. 1-800-662-5551 If we don't hear it now, we won't know how to deal with it later. Our May cover story, which seemed to strike a nerve with some students, looked at the dynamics of student-pro­ And let's face it What's even more fessor relationships, and inspired comments like these: frightening than being faced with the uncertainty that another student can "Students should not date professors while attending their class. Once the class ends, though, students should call us names or taunt us, is the possi­ use their own discretion." — Alyssa Reeves, U. of Tennessee bility that our universities can, and have tried, to bind and gag us in the "The problem with dating among professors and students is that it can so easily lead to sexual harassment." name of creating a Utopian environ­ —Diane Stracken, U. of Nevada, Reno ment that will never exist "I think that students should be able to have sex with professors. I think it's usually a beneficial way for profes­ -Jackie Spinner, sors to get to know their students." — Eliot Fishman, Harvard U. 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• The way we became the Brady Bunch...

It's the glue that bonds our generation. New tales Irom You witnessed Peter's pubescent perils, Marcia's nasal nightmare ("Oh, my nose!") and Greg's groovy Bradyland awakenings. You remember the infamous trip to Hawaii and the name of their dog. You know everything Greg high, Cindy, about The Brady Bunch. Or do you? Bobby and...T1ger? Did you know Greg and Marcia almost did it on a yacht in the Atlantic Ocean, Go ask Alice. Peter and Jan almost did it in the back of Peter's truck and little Cindy and Bobby were often known to sneak away to Tiger's doghouse to make out? Yes, those squeaky clean Brady kids have a jaded past and the twentysomething generation can't get enough of it. Bradymania has sparked a book and an off- Broadway production. • Education All the rumors of "incestuous" misdeeds have been confirmed by Greg, actor Barry Williams, who wrote Crowing Up Brady, an expos* of life in the TV household. or get your Fans of the show may be surprised! to learn Williams, who once dated Florence Henderson, even showed up to work stoned on occassion. But all of this talk of shattered images and fictional incest does not surprise Jill money back and Faith Soloway, co-producers of The Real Live Brady Bunch, who say sexual Just as companies confident in their tension literally seeped among the Bradys. products frequently offer warranties, "Greg and Marcia were always making eyes at each other in the original show," some colleges are guaranteeing their Faith Soloway says. "We caught on to it and just used it as part of our show." graduates. The Soloway sisters created the production, which re-enacts Brady Bunch Community colleges have responded to episodes word-for-word, and directed it for Chicago's Annoyance Theater. Since the needs of students and industries in a then, The Real Live Brady Bunch s popularity has exploded like an overstuffed questionable economic climate by beanbag chair with the fallout resulting in New York and Los Angeles productions. ensuring employment and qualified This flashback to the '70s is complete with lime-jrreen and orange Formica, employees. . polyester miniskirts and sideburns. Brady-hungry fans pack the usually sold-out The colleges essentially guarantee shows and often recite popular Brady lines along with the actors. graduates will have the necessary skill and U. of Southern California junior Eric Erickson went to the show in which Marcia technical competency required in a entry- breaks her nose before her big date. "It's the fad right now. The '60s and '70s are level job in their field, says Ivan Lach, hip again." senior deputy director for programs for James Pettis, who works in TV promotions and publicity at Paramount, says the the Illinois Community College interest in the Bradys isn't just a part of a '70s revival.H e believes the show itself is a Governance Board. If graduates do not part of the twentysomething generation. think they have the necessary skills to "The Brady Bunch is my thing," says Pettis who worked with Williams on his book. "When we were kids, we all liked succeed after entering the job market, watching, and we wanted to be them. Those were the good old days." ihey have the option to return to college at Viewers yearning for the good old days certainly have kept the Bradys popular, says Lynnea Shane, ajunior at the U. no cost, he says. of New Mexico. "It's all about nostalgia. When you see the show it reminds you of your childhood. We all can During the first two year., pilot testing remember The Brady Bunch md the way we felt back then."" Laura Bendix, Dcdty Lobo, U. of New Mexico will involve community colleges voluntarily entering the program. More than 25 out of the 50 community colleges in the system have agreed to participate. "Hopefully all colleges will be involved language complex, says Joshua Coal, foreign language housing in three years," Lach says. • In search of the secretary. Russian, Japanese, Hebrew, Arabic, French, Spanish, A similar program at Baltimore City Italian and German are some ofthe languages that will be spoken in Community College in Maryland attempts perfect dorm... the new Foreign Language Study Residence complex when it opens to allay the fears of students entering a this fall. Living in the dorms also satisfies a language major bleak job market. Specialty housing - housing that appeals to students' interests as requirement for spending time in a foreign country, Coal says. It gives students the possibility of well as their needs - is changing the face of the old dormitory Steve Burnett, a BYU sophomore who lives in the Russian receiving 12 tuition-free credit hours if image. And students, eager to match their lifestyle to their language house, says the best part about living in the dormitory is they do not find a job within 90 days of environment, are moving in fast. speaking the language. "You hear the language being spoken and graduation. At Oregon State U, the you remember things you wouldn't when you don't speak it. "It Designted for students in twoyear career wellness hall and inter­ brings you together and helps you speak better." programs, the guarantee first was offered national halls are among Living in this type of housing is better than taking classes, he says. to June 1992 graduates. the most popular on "It's certainly more practical than a regular class because in a The second facet of the guarantee campus, says Paulette regular class not everyone can speak at once. But here, you get allows unsatisfied employers the Ratch-ford, assistant hands-on experience because you get to speak the language." opportunity to send a student back to the director of housing. And specialty housing continues to grow in popularity as college free of charge. The wellness hall universities strive to meet the needs of diverse student bodies. At U. "We are guaranteeing to the employer focuses on keeping fit of Southern California, students can choose from a variety of that we are sending out a qualified and has a no-smoking residence halls depending on their interests. Options include person." says Terry Felton, a counselor at Latino and cinema floors and a law house, says Gabe Smith of job placement services at BCC. and no-alcohol standard. West International House USC's student support staff. "The programs reaffirm our commitment to send out qualified provides an opportunity for "The dorms are popular, especially among those who have .S. citizens and students from special interests and want to meet others in the same field," says individuals, producing highly skilled JAMES1. WALKER. professionals," Felton said.* Lizbeth DAILY UNIVERSE, BRIGHAM YeOUMG U. around the world to celebrate their Aimee Cebulski, vice president for advocacy of the University McManus, The Diamondback, U. of diversity, Ratchford says. In addition, a Residential Student Community. "It's a great way to leam things Maryland women-in-engineering floori s scheduled to open in September. outside of the classroom."* Cynthia Douglas, Daily Barometer, And at Brigham Young U. specialty dorm fever has grown into a Oregon State U.

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The increase in complaints is a result of the publicity surrounding the Clarence Thomas-Anita Hill battle last October, says Lisa Brodkey, director • Students bike, skate ofthe Sexual Harassment Education Program at the U. of California, Davis "They helped people to bring this out in the their way to traffic court open." Along with increased reports of harassment, a University administrators are putting the brakes on some forms of study indicates peer harassment is an emerging student transportation. To keep students from plowing over pedestrians issue. and roughing up campus property, the use of bicycles, skateboards and in­ According to a Center for Women's Policy line skates at many schools has become illegal. Studies survey, 70 to 90 percent of undergraduate At California Polytechnic Slate U., San Luis Obispo, public safety officers women have experienced some form of peer ticket in-line skaters and send them rolling to traffic court five miles away. harassment by males or groups of males. The ticketing is a result of a California Administrative Code that Brodkey agrees peer harassment rapidly ii prohibits in-line skating, skateboarding and similar modes of gaining more attention and says it can take many transportation on university grounds. forms. Enforcement of the code is up to the discretion of "Peer harassment ranges from sexual advances individual public schools. to whistles and catcalls," she says. "And it's subject Mike Kennedy, an investigator for Cal Poly to anyone, from anyone." police, says the ordinance was a result of large numbers of skateboarders on campus. Peer harassment became an issue last spring at What a trenosettor A UC, Davis, when the marching band was investigated "We were afraid they would hurt themselves or MO Of a confirmation ran into pedestrians and hurt them," he says. after allegations surfaced about sexism and hazing to record within the group. The school enforces the code to cut down on reports leu liability and prevent property damage caused by "Women and men were treated the same, but some undergrade out-of-control skateboarders. practices, especially the language, were sexist," says While Kennedy says his department could go Kerry Smith, student activities adviser. after in-line skaters if they wanted, the skaters After three former band members made allegations of sexism and aren't much of a problem on campus yet. hazing, six others came forward to confirm their charges. The alleged At Humboldt State U., also in California, a 24- incidents resulted in the removal of the group's student director. hour ban on bicycling and skateboarding has The complaints of sexism were indicative of increased sensitivity of grounded students on certain parts of campus. harassment, Smith says. "In these post-Anita Hill times,peopl e are going tee Administrators there also cite concerns about be more aware of what is appropriate." • Tim Elbertson, The Daily Orangr, safety, liability and damage to campus property. Syracuse U. The ban is limited to certain areas, specifically the highly-trafficked inner court area where administrators are worrying about pedestrian • They just couldn't leave safety, says Rees Hughes, director of student activities. well enough alone "We felt it wasn't safe for pedestrians with all the bikes and skateboards whizzing by," Hughes says. Students at Monmouth College in New Jersey say they have it a little easy "We had to do something... we tried to do it on a - too easy, in fact. voluntary basis last year which turned out to be Last semester the student government at the private college in Trenton marginally successful." passed a resolution asking instructors to stop relying so heavily on multiple Bikers beware: Hughes says the main culprits on campus were cyclists and skateboarders. California schools ara choice exams as the sole means of student evaluation. "The sidewalks have little slopes to them, which were perfect for them to The Monmouth students want term papers and essay exams instead of laying down the law for slalom back and forth on." anything on wheels. standard fill-in-the-buhblc testing methods. In-line skating, "oddly enough, hasn't materialized at Humboldt yet "It's probably the first timestudent s have ever requested tougher exams, really," Hughes says. "If things change and in-line skaters begin to present a but I don't think it speaks badly for the faculty here," says Ken Campbell, problem, then we have the rightt o look at expanding the policy to include head of Monmouth's history department. them as well. But right now in-line skating is a non-issue." Although the resolutionha d no legislative power forcing instructors to Two in-line skaters from State U. of New York, Albany, Mark Cerazin and comply, many faculty members have endorsed the proposal, noting studeni Dan Stackhouse, say students who want to skate on campus should be interest in their own education is a positive sign. permitted to do so as long as they sign release forms freeing their schools Campbell and Paul Shelton, vice president and dean of (ampus life, say from liability if they are injured. the student government representing the 4,276 Monmouth students simply Known as "hold harmless" agreements, they are similar to those some ski wanted a testing option for evaluation. mountain operators require skiers to sign. Monmouth, which offers a core curriculum including four semesters of But just because someone signs one of these forms doesn't mean a writing courses, requires students to take a writing proficiency exam before university is protected, says Marti Ellerman, associate counsel with SUNY graduation. central. Forty-five percent of the students fail that exam with 70 percent of those "These 'hold harmless' agreements or assumption of riskagreements , as failing their first retake. • Chris Buckle, Purdue Exponent, Purdue U. they are also known, have limits to their impact," she says. "For one thing, these agreements don't cover the state if it is found its negligence led to an injury. And for another, diese agreements only cover the skater. But what happens if the skater runs into someone? The campus isn't covered by that either." .Torn Mumane, Albany Student Press, State U. of New York, Albany • Oh Clarence, now look what you've done An increase in awareness of sexual harassment nationwide has affected colleges and universities, where statistics show reports of harassment have increased by more than 50 percent since 1991. The national Equal Employment Opportunity Commission report, lhat 1,244 sexual harassment charges were filed in the United States for the first quarter of 1992 compared to 728 in the first quarter of 1991.

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which segregation still exists: admissions requirements, duplicate programs, missions assignment anil funding. • The costs go up, but the t.riiies eel Mississippi se In mis sav southern highet e-etue ation systems nee-el ,e systematic review and overhaul. song remains the same "Mv heipe- is that the existing funding formula will he examined anil e li.iimi-ilseilil.ee k se I Is we mi he at a disadvantage bv the present leu inula. Chun Beecv fiae! to make a decision. ..us Man ( ule in.in. a piiliinal seieiue- prolessoi al |.ie ksnn State! anil lemn After consecutive 11.5 and 'JO perceni state budget ruts anel subsequent linn-e mu eel Mississippi's segregated universit) s\su-ni leillleeli iile le-.tse-s at til*' l\ eel liui Mississippi universit) system offii ials an- uni leat whal the Orefgon, Boe) could leave requirements will be and whal u will lake to meet them. eel pa) a 6.7 pe'le ent Initio!) I In unknown answei is when has lhe state's hernial eipei at inn llle re-.lse. mule i devegregalion gone lai ine xi^li in le-tmeve- tegregation," s.evs "Dei I want Iii lake one Frank < roslhwait. presideni eel the Board eel Trusteers fen Mississippi veil lift., eel dee I wani lee just highel education. open mv mouth .mil sa). Dial mav be a difTu ull question foi administrators to answei But as 'Yo, Menu anel Dad, one a studeni, Oiok savs, ii's cleat southern universities have not gone fai mem leal , " s.us Boe) . ,1 enough senior business major. "1 mil ( .nn .isi.ms start attending mu (Wai ki universities, nothing leer the three-term 1 *.-*.-__- will happen." • Kimberh ke-ndle-. Ih, i olumbta Missounan, I "1 93 academic \t-.ii. Boey anel Miss,uni ( iilnnibia other out-of-state students will pay aboul 18.000, while in-state residents will pa) about $3,000. Willi liniiiin ine leasing. • Not much thoice' for Boe) saw lie- probabl) will have to cut back een living this new generation expenses. "1 e .en I gee einl lli.il often I In years, 1'epsi has pi en laimed itsell as "The Choice eil e New anymore — K"it.i cut down Generation." ,unl now on inanv campuses, they've guaranteed that em shopping." IVeev s,ns c lain! In eiisuriiig studenLs ol the new generation have no choice He is not alone. Pep-.ii " Im . is taking ns advertising slogan "(.eiita Have- It" ne tin Sludenls. facult) and si.ill from lines ol the cola wars, which have- spillc-el ontoi ollegr campuses .el othei colleges ,mil Ami it's playing hardball wilh seeh chinks, sprnding millions Im universities also .ne- fee-ling e-\e lusive rights lei e ampus sales at several universities the Iniini nl state budget Mo' money, fewer classes: hill what llia\ see-Ill llli I.llt\e leel UMIWI sltle-s m.l\ neel lee- lilt students crises. U. of California. Davis, student Jay Johnson I .iiiiaia I a\leet. president 'el the- \ssne i.iie-el Sludents at the-1 nt I tali I uitioll ll.ls ine leased 'I holds his fee statement for $993 this fall is nol 11.1 pp. .lime 11 hi I llltnelsiKs ell-e Isleell lie sc-ll ( eike- eilllv "( IH a ( eel.e. pen eill .11 the l eel quarter, up from S567 a quarter in 1990-91. Pepsi ( nl.e I I In 11 I e .ill I Inn .ell Illlll ll llleell- pressing issue-s ll s I lie Minnesota, following .i principle that the administration is saving. 'We're making the decision foi 115.7 million state funding \nu We should have been notified as e ohsiiulepe i in. and 3 perceni .11 the I el M.ele.mia svste-m .ilie-i proration sliced the Pepsi is tempting universit* food service directors in e I me ise- "ihe nijlii se In«el's budget levS.Y I millioi one" In-oflering incentives such as lens'product cost, tuition-funded software ( raig Snvdat, .e sophomore in phvsie s .enel niathematii s ,n the I . eel \onli and marketing programs for sludents. Carolina, Chapel Hill, s.evs students are pie king up ihe tab now leei "Ai ihe- I ol I'tah. Coke has always been the lowest bidder," savs l.oii me identalsthe universin used to cover. s.u h.ni. eliii-e ten nl I innii I mui Si i\n is "Kin this nine Pepsi was sen "You don't get free goggles or anything anvmore." Snvdal say*. aggrevsive in targeting iheii hid." The university joined an increasing I \( faces a proposed tuition increase of 10 percent this vear. foi in-state- numbei eel si hi mis signing exi lusive ceiiilrae is with the company, sludents, tuition would im ie,ise S7K .mil fen out-of-state $6fi I I ,isl yeai 'Ue wen- appt uae lu-el bv both firms and to make a long storyshort Fepw tuition at L'NC increased 20 percent. i,mu- at us witlithi- more lun alive- agreement, savs Rogei Williams, assistant Stales are turning ne higher education fore nile.ee ks because n lacks the viee presideni and exei ulive directed eef universit) relations al Pennsvlvania funding mandatesdii tated lie environmental, prison,elementary education Slate- I Pepsi is now the eellieial seelt eliink em all 22 campuses III the and eeihe-i programs, s.evs Robert Sweeney, .e policy analyst ,n the American universit) svsu-m Oihei schools switching to Pepsi me luele the I nl \sseee i.iiiiin eel State Colleges and I niversities, "Winn the) look lo make e uts, Washington,! Iregon Stale I. and Villanova I (higfie-i education] siieks oui like ,i sore thumb." • Amanda fhompson, The ( ampus commercialization is drawing fire firom students I .of! tah studeni llinh l.tillegitin. Penusvl.ania Stale l. Si.ii c\ (:ii|e-we-ll savs thee eel.e monopoly tarnishes hei se hool'simage. " I he- se hoofs p.u III ipation in the • State told to get with it' cola wars Jeopardizes oui reputation as ,e liberal .mil open i ampus,' she — don't hold your breath s.ees Win I anl se hieeils |llsl offel In,ill .llhough ilu- IS. Supreme Coun has ordered southern highet education dunks- svsieins i ntinuc disnianding century-old sefgregation polii its. Mississippi Hut neithei e eimpam wants \ 'alley Stale studeni Eugene Cook still isn (holding out foi much change. vending mae hines plai eel nexl to (link knows first-hand the disparities between historically while .mil e-.ie li othei predominant!) blae k sehuuls m his state - disparities that won't bee hanged \e Illlll Pepsi mil llli- (.eeea ( eil.l lev a court eleeisieen. C/impany wemlel he- willing tei give us "We're talking aheeiu Mississippi." savs Cook, an English .mil political nearK sui h aittai live- proposals M ii-ni e' senior, "lis jusi like Brawn v. Board eel Education. I here are siill without an exclusive contract," sue se In Mils in ilie- Seen ill I hal sav we are going tee elei it our own wa\.'" Norm Chambers, l nil lah direi mi (aiuk savs he has visited tin- I eil Mississippi. ,i historical)) white selliinl of auxiliary services. with "t<)|Hnetih" latilities. . .'[• Others, like Dan [ohnson, a "Mississippi Valley Stale has no Rinding," Cook says. "Om computet Villanova senior, an- asking im a equipment is nut up to date. [Al lhe IHI Mississippi], ii is" pnuim e hi-e k "Sexlaisseiela," lie sa\s. I he mint ruled tins snimnii thai Mississippi has not done enough tee "It's nut thai big ul a deal " • ke-m .ibeiiish segregation m higher education, fhe court critie aci foui .eu-.es m Shea llaih I l„h I hiiiiuil,: I'.eil I'tall. The choice ot a new generation?

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" lu- he 11 ii id hale speee ll ilms nut |tisti|y ( i it I nun il sn\* (llhel sc hiiuls nee el tu innyi in thai din i inm It s geeitlg hi lee Mails "Musi nl these people wheel nil III III 1 ,li i hah I l lines an cluing s I ul haul at litsl. lull musi will he nhle In i nmi iipwnh p, .In li s tl list 1.1 Hi it I. " SllggS says It nils me thev .in nnl i in tup III In II g.illli Hut \iiel many air living tin ( i instil in inn s.ivs pee iple- have a right In sav that, even in ignutane i \' I I , YUM in, .Minimis! i.tti us have sent then hale SIM ri h policy in 11 isi II e A nn nun Si alia, in wt ning the upline en leu il ml. says the gene i a I c e nui sel Im i in u-w Sli.lt un I IIM ti i ile.ill ul si in leu i ,. savs i mmeni walks a line line in picserviiig lice sped h lllliy I I slly spnnsnle el un 11 in I lun In I win II till y li lllll and pe I pel I ,11 e el In tin Si I'anl. 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I till M iiuNyi < nl I i i.i vtyc.y/lM --I I'll vim I. A portrait of hate: Michigan State student Doug Scheldemantel and a show of brutal Intolerance.

I III! \y||ii\y| e nt t t ll v|yi,v/i\i -i I'll viin i M_^_M_1_^_H GIVING ACTIVISM .SOMETHING BACK A new wave of volunteerism goes beyond the self-centered motives of the past

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ennifer Ramo is a daughter of the 1980's me-generation — success- oriented, wealth-seeking poster children ofthe Reagan years. So what was the U. of Southern California student doing last spring bumping along the riot-torn streets of Los Angeles in a flat-bed pickup, while gun-carrying National Guard troops stood at attention around the perimeter of her campus? "I'm a lot luckier than mosl people in the world, and I really feel like Jeveryone deserves to be at a certain standard," Ramo says. "Everyone deserves decent health care, food, shelter and education." Two days after the riot, Ramo and another USC student had coordinated the first of two food and clothing drives. The pair worked 20 hours delivering 17 truckloads of food and clothing donated by USC students and faculty. Her payment? A thin film of grime that descended onto her flesh from the dark, smoke-filled sky. Ramo, a senior anthropology major, and her fellow USC student, delivered relief supplies throughout the day to churches where hungry Los Angeles riot A ir—tn dcovo of otudouls M fHMng more than MOM on rooumoo tfwou_0) voliiiitoor worte. victims gathered. "Everyone was nervous and uptight but smiling that I was there," she says. this," she says. Ramo and an increasing number of college students like her seem to be trading At the U. of California, Santa Barbara, students involved in the school's the "lazy college student" label for shovels, gloves and typewriters in their local Community Action Board help other students find non-profit agencies that need communities. volunteers and help campus organizations plan volunteer and charity projects. And volunteer agencies say this group of student volunteers has its heart in the Dulcie Sinn, the board's adviser, says the board has grown from 26 members tn right place. about 50 in the last few years. Board members are taught the basics of non-profit Take George Muftoz. The Pima Community Colleege student, who studies social activism, and along with other student volunteers, help run a volunteer action services, says he joined a federal volunteer organization to help members of the center. Hispanic community find work. "I've noticed lhat a lol of students have been getting involved," says Nhuh-Y "I see myself as an advocate for the Hispanic community," says Munoz, who ( .nib. co-chairwoman ofthe board. works for Volunteers In Service to America (VISTA). "I hope I can make some Of course, the increased interest in helping others does not necessarily mean all impact in helping them to be successful in finding work." these students pitch in because of sense of duty — volunteer jobs do look great on a Peace Corps records show that between January and April this year 15,601 resume4. college students returned tear cards from posters heralding the federal program. Canh says she, like many students, got involved in volunteer projects for During the same months in 1991, the Peace Corps received 8,658 responses. In personal gain. But in time, she says she developed a sense of duty and 1986, the number was 602. responsibility toward those whom she was helping. VISTA reports close to a 4 percent increase in the number of recent college Gloria Proo, who supervises three VISTA volunteers in a job placement graduates compared to all volunteers in the last six months. program in south Tucson, Ariz., says all the VISTA volunteers with whom she has A federal program with more than 3,000 volunteers nationwide, VISTA has had works seem genuinely interested in helping the community. enough interest from college students in recent years, prompting it to take a more "They have a real strong commitment," she says. "There may be other people active role in recruiting them. that inquire, but they netver end up here." "We've never had recruiters before this year," says Karry Douglas, a regional Six of the nine Tuscon VISTA recruits who have worked to help community recruiter for VISTA, which helps organize the needy to improve the conditions of members find jobs during the past three years were recent college graduates, Proo their own lives. "People heard about us through their friends or by reading about says. VISTA volunteers have worked with members of the largely Hispanic us." neighborhood, where 52 percent of residents make less than $5,000 a year. Although VISTA and the Peace Corps pay their volunteers enough to live at the Cathleen M. Mullen, who graduated in 1986 with a bachelor's degree in standard of the people with whom they work, even agencies that offer no psychology from Bates College in Lewiston, Maine, says she chose to work with the compensation for students are noticing a jump in volunteers. Tucson VISTA group because she wanted to see other parts of the nation and Ramo, who serves as recruitment coordinator for the USC Student Volunteer because she wanted to help people. Center, says the center's participants increased from 300 last year to its current "For selfish reasons I chose to leave Maine, but for more altruistic reasons I 1.tDOO-volunteer total. The SVC helps connect students with about 250 agencies for chose to come here to help this community," Mullen says. service work. The three volunteers, who help the unemployed from a cramped office in the Response from students during two Southern Cal for South Central drives was Pio Decimo neighborhood, say few students would volunteer for selfish concerns overwhelming, Ramo says. USC residence halls and Greek houses left piles of alone. clothes and food during the "SC for SC" pickup. "People had bought food just for ConhnuedonPagr >f.

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hooked up with someone from a previous campaign I CAMPAIGN 921 and was hired by Clinton's press office to work on scheduling for the candidate's traveling press corps. Wisconsin would wait — again; Zindler was back on the trail. THE LURE He joined thousands of college students from across the country to serve in the army of volunteers and interns forming the backbone of presidential campaigns this year. Every word and move of Bush, Clinton and their support teams is preceded by hundreds of student- OF THE TRAIL generated phone calls, memos and briefing sheets. More students check and double-check schedules and transportation arrangements. Find out why students will drop everything "Basically everyone is young — most people I work here with who aren't students are no more than 35," once every four years to make the next president says Zindler, who is 22. Many of the crowds turning out to wave flags and shake hands at campaign stops were recruited and notified by local chapters of the College Democrats or Republicans, organized completely by students, even fter graduating from high school in 1988, to California to serve as Dianne Feinstein's deputy at the national level. candidates and caucuses took precedent chief of staff in her race for governor. After Zindler's Tony Zagotta became national chairman of the over college for Ethan Zindler. second attempt at election victory, Feinstein was College Republicans in 1989 and moved to Washington, That summer he processed from seal­ defeated and Zindler found himself in a familiar situ­ D.C., after graduating from Illinois State U. ing envelopes in the basement of Michael ation. "The biggest thing young people bring to a cam­ ADukakis' Brookline, Mass., campaign headquarters to So when Pete Wilson moved into the governor's paign is excitement and enthusiasm... college stu­ assisting Dukakis' campaign manager. mansion, Zindler went to Harvard for a year as a visit­ dents will sleep on floors, eat McDonald's and work But after November, George Bush was headed for ing studeni. Still aware of the lure of a campaign, he night and day for litde pay," Zagotta says. "It ener­ the White House, and the only place Zindler could kept an eye on Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton. gizes the whole campaign to have them." find a Democratic presidency was in his history classes "I saw Clinton and said, "This guy has a real idea of Zagotta wants their votes as well because of the high at the U. of Wisconsin, Madison. what needs to be done'... and three days after exams, I percentage of 18- to 24-year-olds who voted After three semesters, he grew resUess and headed was in Little Rock," Zindler says, recalling how he Republican in 1984 and 1988. ll U. THE NATIONAL COLl-ECE MACAZINFVSEP'IT:MBER I9M BE A VISTA VOLUNTEER VISTA Volunteers share the vision of a better tomor­ programs to combat substance abuse. row by making a contribution in the community today. In addition to acquiring valuable and rewarding Brighter futures take shape when VISTA Volunteers experience, VISTA Volunteers may receive defer­ mobilize and develop community resources to ad­ ment or partial cancellation of certain student loans. dress the many faces of poverty. VISTA Volunteers receive a living allowance based After your college career is completed, VISTA on the economic level of the communities they serve. offers you the opportunity to put your education to As you look toward graduation, consider becom­ work in realistic settings. VISTA Volunteers learn life skills—skills only a year of unique VISTA experience ing a VISTA Volunteer. VISTA offers you the can provide. opportunity to shape a community and share a vision VISTA Volunteers are assigned to project sponsors of a better tomorrow. which may be private or public non-profit organiza­ For more information on becoming a VISTA tions. Volunteer activities may include, but are not Volunteer, please call 1-800-424-8867, hearing im­ limited to, organizing food distribution efforts, creat­ paired (TDD) 1-202-606-5256, or write VISTA, ing networks to support literacy projects, or designing Room 11106-L, Washington, D.C. 20525.

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"If we can earn the youth vote for '92, this generation of voters is locked up for the Republican party for the rest of their lives," Zagotta says. But Zindler says this group of voters is ready for a change, one a candidate like Clinton can bring. While traveling with Clinton for five weeks, Zindler served as a go-between for the traveling press and Clinton offi­ cials. On the campaign plane, he threw a Nerf football in the aisles with the Democratic nominee for president. "He's a real person... besides having a brilliant sense of polity, he's a great guy," Zindler says. "I feel like our generation has lived a whole life without a great leader and we're jaded — we have a right to be cyni­ cal after 12 years of Bush and Reagan, but people our age have to open their eyes and see that [Clinton] is a leader that is here and ready," Zindler says. Volunteer coordinators from both campaigns say they get hundreds of applications each year from students who want to help. President Bush speaks to the campu* I—dears of tha Collage Republicans at tha organization's 100th annlviaary "Kids," as college workers often refer stage with tha President are the group's national offlcars, from toft to right, Jim Cawtey, Temple U., Tom Hudson, to themselves, call Bush intem coordi­ NteototU, Falrlelgh Dickinson U., and Stave Hamill, Marquette U. nator Lynn Graham "Mom." Graham, a volunteer herself, says students hired home in Illinois in July. Friends in Utah ing to school in the fall, many campus didn't get out," he says. to work at the national level often have told her Bush was coming to speak at organizers like Anderson and national A week after Perot's announcement, volunteered locally. Brigham Young U. in three days and workers like Zindler and Zagotta will Wise says most of the students were Interns have to be interviewed and asked if she could fry out and help orga­ stay with their campaigns through cleaning out their offices and going submit writing samples and three let­ nize events. She flew to Utah the next November. back to old jobs or school. ters of reference. Most receive some day and started making calls. Still other campaign workers won't "I've always been one to take risks sort of college credit. have the opportunity to assist their can­ Anderson, a junior public relations and opportunities — I've learned more "They aren't being paid, but they didate through the fall. in two months here than I'd probably treat it like they are," Graham says. major at BYU, was promoted to state

ichard Strauss was a politi­ cal science senior at the U. "...Will I ever graduate from college? I've watched most of California, Los Angeles, when Clinton won of my friends graduate as I've done these campaigns." Florida's Democratic pri­ Rmary. Strauss was working at the cam­ pus newspaper and was involved in col­ — Ethan Zindler lege radio at the time. "I couldn't just sit in my apartment and watch news stories," Strauss says. Several months after applying for an youth coordinator for the Young On July 16, one group of students in learn in two more years of school," unpaid internship with Clinton at the Republicans in Utah a year after she Dallas got an unwelcome early reprieve Wise says. end of 1991, Strauss was told he had a signed up to volunteer on campus. She from the campaign grind. Policy Coordinator John White called job in New Hampshire if he was inter­ now oversees 11 chapters with more When Ross Perot dropped out of the a general meeting after Perot withdrew ested. than 2,000 members throughout the presidential race, among the thou­ from the race. state. He withdrew from UCLA and worked sands of campaign volunteers and "He told us, 'Keep your faith, and with radio media and sound bites until "People don't realize how necessary workers left in a lurch were 11 heavily stay involved in the process' — that was the primaries were over. After that, he student involvement is — sometimes recruited public policy students in what Perot was all about," Wise says. stayed with the campaign through you don't get gratification or recogni­ charge of researching Perot's issue plat­ Even with the race narrowed to two South Dakota, Colorado, Michigan and tion on this level, but the campaign form. candidates, interested students find three other states. knows you are important," Anderson there is much young people can do to He now serves as Clinton's national says. ndrew Wise graduated help, including handing out fliers on radio coordinator at campaign head­ After Bush's speech, Anderson from the U. of Texas, campus, taping sound bites and flying quarters in Arkansas. He prepares scrambled to get students with Austin's Lyndon B. with campaign delegations. audio for an 800-line and in July taped Bush/Quayle signs to stand on street Johnson School of Public "The question arises, will I ever grad­ live interviews on the floor of the corners and work the crowd even as the Affairs in 1991 and was uate from coUege? I've watched most of Democratic National Convention. candidates drove away. Awriting speeches for Texas Republican my friends graduate as I've done these She says everything seemed to end "People our age have to get involved State Sen. Cynde Krier when he was campaigns," Zindler says. very quickly. — we can make a difference if we will hired to help Perot draft crime and Zindler says he will think about only go out and vote," Strauss says. "In 15 minutes he was done speaking drug policy. school again after November. and it was all over, but it makes me feel Wise says he was shocked and disap­ Involvement begins with signing up "You don't team much about politi­ good to know I had a part in the plan­ pointed when Perot pulled out because at a campus information table and cal science in class; in fact, there's noth­ ning, just doing all those tittle things," the ideas his team was working on were eventually can lead to a phone call like ing scientific about it," he says. "The Anderson says. unique. "We had ideas neither party the one Laura Anderson received at only way to learn is te go out and do it Although some students are return- was talking about; it's too bad they and make a lot of mistakes." U. THE NATIONAL O0UJXX MAC.AZINK/SlsPTI-.MRI- H I'W.- AT&T Get with the program

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By doing this, university cutbacks and NCAA sanctions take the officials hope to save $400,000. air out of athletic departments — Cal Dan O'Donnell, a spokesman for the State, Long Beach, officials realized last Towson athletic department, says the year their team no longer could afford move is a compromise to keep the lo play Division l-A football. team. A similar compromise saved the "I've been playing since I was 5," Lee Western Kentucky U. team, which went ON THE 3-8 last season. says. "Football has never been taken away from me. Half my life is gone." The university cut WKU's budget This fall Lee won't head to the locker from almost $1 million to $450,000 for rooms, even though he has a year of this season, a move to keep the football eligibility left. program from being cut completely, "I look at the college football says Barry Brickman, associate athletic publications at the bookstore, and I BRINK director for business affairs. think my name could have been in "We are competing for people's there," says Lee, a black studies and When it comes to pay or play, some entertainment dollars, and if we don't radio-television-film major. "Fall is iut a good product on the field, we will coming up, and it's really eating me up. fose that revenue lo other forms of It hurts real bad." schools have opted out of the race entertainment," he says. Long Beach Athletic Director David In the end, the fate of a football O'Brien says budget cuts, coupled with program rests on its record, O'Connell NCAA sanctions, signaled the downfall says. ofthe school's program. "When you aren't winning, people "The NCAA requirements went up to look at you and say 'what do we need the point where to compete in Division that for?" he says. l-A, you had to have a 30,000-seat Take Southern Methodist U. in stadium and average 17,000 in Dallas. attendance," O'Brien says. "The fact SMU, a college rich in football that we didn't have an on-campus tradition, is trying to find ways to stadium and that we were only eliminate athletic department deficits averaging 3,200 fans a game would not in excess of $1 million. allow us to do that." The team, which finished 1-10 last Long Beach officials realized the season, reportedly suffered a $4.8 team could not stay in Division l-A but million loss last year alone. President A. opted to cancel the program rather Kenneth Pye says administrators than play in a lower division. considered deficit reducers, ranging "We looked seriously at going to from eliminating scholarship athletics Division I-AA but turned it down to dropping SMU athletic teams to quickly," he says. "We just felt like we playing in a lower division. would be better off dropping the sport, But SMU head football coach Tom and hopefully, when things get better, Rossley is fighting the drop, even we can bring it back." though his team's best record is 2-9 But Carl A. Kemp, a junior at Long since 1989. Beach, says lower division play would "I think football is too big in Texas have been better than none at all. and in the Dallas area, and I don't "Even if you don't want to be a think students, alumni or citizens of football player, if you see Cal State, Dallas would ever let that happen," Long Beach, on the television, you're Rossley says. "They all know that gonna want to become a part of it," he Southern Methodist would not be the says. place it is today without athletics." Kemp, who heads the Black Student The deficit is related to tough Union at Long Beach, says many of the economic times in general, Rossley black student athletes on campus says, and once the Texas and national relied on the football program to stay economies rebound, SMU will be back in school — something no one seemed where it wants to be. "We're getting less to consider. money donated from our alumni and "The team wasn't even given a from all our other sources, and that's chance," he says. just the way things are economically," But in the end, tough economic Rossley says. times ultimately are responsible for The ultimata tumble: WW SMU recover from a tiling of toeing aaaaona and funding outs? Rice U. Athletic Director Bobby May killing the programs. says administrators there decided to "We brought in [late NFL coaching by $35 million in three years and are rooms, too, won't be empty. keep the football program in Division I- great George] Allen and he did a great slated to be cut by $15 million more "I think other schools are going to A play, despite speculation that a $3.7 job, but it just wasn't enough to keep us this year. have to take a look at their programs, million deficit would force officials to above water," O'Brien says. "With the In the meantime, football coaches at and some of the small institutions are consider slicing the athletic program. budget cuts in the state of California, colleges and universities trapped in going to have to face reality and see "I don't think dropping the football our situation just got progressively stagnant economic times are waiting that they can't continue to play Division program or going to a smaller division worse over the last three or four years." out the storm, hoping that when the l-A anymore, and some may see that is a solution to our problem at all," he The university's funds have been cut game resumes this fall, their locker they will have to drop their programs Continued on Page 36

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ByPAULRODES Single White Irnmeh* p-iMisr-r. <* V. lie .\-tn.nal (<_e,j- ttuy-t,,. Indiana Daily Student, Indiana U. Female (Columbia) Movie watchers are aboul io witness the A psychologi- unveiling of the odd collection of cal thriller set in Hollywood leftovers traditionally sand- New York and wit hed between summer blockbusters and using the old dramatic Christmas offerings. psycho-in-the- This year's assortment is typical: formula- p* I se in .11 s J < li­ fed i dine dies, quickly produced thrillers, lt lllll plot, this .md ihe occasional low-key drama make up easily could be the bulk of the menu, with a rare gem another cheesy l hrown in to keep us interested. slasher movie. Here's a look at some of the upcoming But director releases: Barbara The Gun In Betty Lou* Handbag Shroeder and (Touchstone) her cast, including Bridget Fonda and surprising Crystal's directing debut should In what is undoubtedly the most pathetic Jennifer Jason le igh, have higher aims. be the bittersweet story of the life of just premise since Stop, or My Mont Will Shoot, Mr. Baseball (Universal) such a comic. Crystal stars as Buddy Young small-town librarian Penelope Ann Miller This is the baseball movie Tom Selleck Jr., and the film follows the ups and downs i emfesses to a murder she didn't commit in always said he wanted to make. In it he plays of his 50-year career. With a subject so close hopes of gaining the attention of her hus­ an aging, rambunctious superstar who has to his heart, Crystal can become disastrously band. Inevitably, the victim secretly was a been around the bases a few more times mawkish and sentimental, as he was in mobster, and the picture than his old body can stand. Memories of Me. His talent may just pull him quickly degenerates into one Joining up with a Japanese through this one. nl ihose idiotic "regular- team in an effort to extend Whispers In the Dark (Paramount) lolks-vesus-the-mob" come­ his flagging career, Selleck Ever since Ingrid Bergman went from dies that have somehow butts heads with a strict new head shrinking to sleuthing in Hitchcock's managed to become all the manager, falls in love with a Spellbound, Hollywood can't shake its love of rage in Hollywood today. beautiful young woman and psychiatrist thrillers. This time it's In the end, of course, (of course) steers his new Annabella Sciorra as the doctor-turned- Miller will solve the crime, team to the pennant. detective after one of her psychiatric < IN li the mob boss and Sneakers (Universal) patients is found murdered. Could Sciorra's prove to her husband that Leading man Robert mysterious new lover be the culprit? Your she's a worthwhile woman Redford, playing the boss of a guess is as good as mine. This type of movie •-Iter all. There. I just saved shadowy team of high-tech rarely fails to be at least minimally enter­ sou seven bui ks. security agents, is supported taining. Don t Rock the Boat by a diverse crew including Bob Roberta (Paramount) (Touchstone) Dan Akroyd, Ben Kingsley, Tim Robbins' newest creation is likely to Martin Short plays an over-stressed yup­ River Phoenix and Sidney Poitier. be the most ludicrously outrageous folk- pie dad who presides over an over-stressed The rather uninspiring plot has our pals hero politician in the country since Ross vuppie family. When a rich uncle dies and blackmailed by government agents into Perot. Fresh from his triumph in The Player, leaves them a 50foot sailboat, they all have helping them out in a top-secret operation. Robbins stars in his directorial debut as a dreams of the good life until they actually Not the stuff of legends, perhaps, but the right-wing folk singer turned politician see the rustbucket. Just when all is thought interplay of these three generations of whose motto is: "Ask not what you can do lost, along comes Kurt Russell as a grizzled, actors could in itself be worth the price of for your country; ask what you can do for irreverent skipper, to shake up the family admission. yourself." A versatile and intelligent per­ and teach them how to enjoy life as it Mr. Saturday Night (Columbia) former, Robbins is one of the hottest prop­ comes. Sort of a Wliat About Bob at sea. This Billy Crystal's love ofthe old-style stand erties in Hollywood right now. This is a pro­ won't be too original, but it may be worth up comics of his youth has been an endur­ ject that could launch his career lo new watching just to see Russell - in dreadlocks. ing theme in much of his work. So it's not heights. on the set video calendar With a cast of folks like Leslie Neilsen, Rob Schneider and Tone Loe, it probably wont be a huge A brief look at August-September releases surprise when Surf Warriors, a film in the making for New Line Cinema, doesn't win the Academy Until tha End ol tht World, Warner Brothers, Aug. 5; Prince of Tides Columbia, Aug. 5; Award for best picture. But with this cast, there will be more one-liners than most fllmgoers can Terminator 2, Live, Aug 5; Till Death Do Ut Part, Aug. 5; Wayne's World, Paramount, Aug. handle in a given lifetime. Schneider, famous for his role as "copy man" on Saturday Night Uve, 12; Meatballs 4, HBO, Aug. 12; Wild Orchid 2, Columbia, Aug. 8; Memoirs ol an Invisible plays Iggy, the tagalong friend of Ernie Reyes Jr.'s Johnny, a surfer Man, Wamer Bros., Aug. 19; Medicine Man, Disney, Aug. 19; I Posed for Playboy, Republic, who learns he's a prince. Prince Johnny must travel to Patu-San, a fic­ Aug. 20; Fried Gram Tomatoes, MCA, Aug. 20; While Men Can't Jump, 20th Century Fox, tional Island in the South China Seas, to overthrow the evil Colonel Chi, Aug. 20; Final Analysis, Warner Bros., Aug. 26; Lawnmower Man, Columbia, Aug. 26; Sorority played by Leslie Neilsen. "When I first read the script it was a little kid House Massacre 2, New Horizons Home Video, Aug. 27; American Ma, MCA, Aug. 27; Mambo movie. There were no jokes," Schneider says. "I thought this character Kings, Warner Bros., Sept. 2; Once Upon t Crime, MGM, Sept. 2; My Grandpa It t Vampire, Iggy had a lot of potential to be really funny if played like a Bob Hope Republic, Sept. 3; Ladybugs, Paramount, Sept. 3; Fatal Instinct, Columbia, Sept. 9; Ernest road movie." During filming, Schneider says he gave comedy tips to Scared Stupid, Disney, Sept. 9. other actors while they advised him on acting. "Nobody has the balls to tell me I'm not funny," Schneider says. "It's not bruising any egos to give each other notes," he says, sporting carrot-top, bleached-orange quotable hair. On his popularity on SNL, Schneider says he is enjoying a lot of "I don't believe that the world is full of popular people the success of his predecessors. "It's very difficult to be fresh. I'm extremely grateful to the original cast," he says. "I think we're still riding on their coattaits. We and nerds." —Cameron Crowe, on why he writes leam a lot from them." • Toni Sdacqua, Daily Trajan, V. of Southern California about everyday people.

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Cameron Crowe: Constantly improving the chronicle ol a generation.

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lop |n el ent ling -wm knee,, \nu live leu n Illlll Jill lilies. \ lie I even 11 Mill i I.I ill! lllll til 111'I, Mill II e\e e pi Ioi Hall's t hat l\ in denial. Wake- up antl smell lhe lame si.union ee.llee. lln.-it. Hill. i is il something dcenci... lent. In lllg a iln meaning behind ilu motive? Eom oui ol IIM 1 1- e o \ e- I I II g de nlisis surveyed siiggrsi n is the gang ilsell dial keeps ahoholl, . D.I.UI, lhe masses an \inuslv a wailing "St e lies Itom \e\l w hilt- a IIII-I e- 17. Week's 'HI2IU has lived al If.lsl I ilsi MUI \e- got iln Miniiesnla twins. Ihaiitltin anel I .0110 lives KI rm la Walsh I In win ile " I isl i-e ni I-ol-wale i I lung \lso possessing was plavt t| ice lln- lull din Ing die- liisi sc-aseeii when llle w i st I e nn bc\ ond e-M iWonele i Hii-.nl Walsh laniiK adjusted to die- BeV hei vears is Kellv, Mills nuttiiiess — "Oniigod, Brandon, whal will I oui ultimate The whole Beverly Hills gang - Can anyone be this perfect? They think so. wear"-" was a staple ol dialogue. favorite As we e all see 11 e mi lhe summei le-runs, ilu- character. While she st-t-ms, een the surface, lo be Medina's I spend I ladclv s null innson-plasl ie Walshes have, ai long lasl. assimilated inne the /(// shallow anil snobby, Kelly rules. Slu- always lays hei sui gi iv bin still loi ikkuida IIIIIIIV " I.u e- and gt-ut-i allv nu lung pot. Brandon, ilu- l'( -nieister, has dated emotions on ilu- tint- and hei mother's cocaine sweet de i ne-ai ie a have endeared hei I o main a viewer, e -M HUMI wli IIIII iln e in limits — im 11 id ing. I mi not allelic lion has made kellv a lol nieeic- responsible than hill we e anl it allv gel ext ited lev bet one »,n in die I in nice I It i, an Olympic hopeful, new gu I em ilu -hie« k is apparent Lo ilu- naked viewei . So wan h lull. oilit-i \lav he 11 she pul on a lew pounds. We- do give a 1 iinh \ a lent ine (who laiei perpetuated du- myth ol Clothed — lesi MUI miss the subtle nil.ilu es. thumbs-up on hei relationship wilh David Silvei. iln hysterical women by reprising Glenn Close's h'atnl Neei so subtle is Sieve, Kelly's ex. Before ilu- twee Ilowe-vel. Stlraction role) ami (our personal lave) some-one in a pai le i leee using on Sieve's . nh ipi ion angsi. we David himself now is in a gray area; the love interest, witness protection program. hasu all*] had assessed Steve as a big, blond laine-n anil coupled with losei friend Scott's axing and new sn-p lit- is at his most annoying when In- pretends he t eatltl not understand Kelly's attraction much in the sihlinguiss with kellv all have served as important ai luallv needs Ins allei-se hool job al die I'eat It Pit. same wa\ as that of Dylan's to Brenda. But the bus trip tools m die- elevating eel David's sot ial si.mis. but it's Sou live in Beverh Mills and eh iu- au excellent lo his New Mexican roots brought out another side ol si ill somewhat eel a siren h to accept him as one ol the Mustang convertible, don't plead |x>verty to us, guy, die spoiled, usualh piggish Steve. Ih- siill is having a official gang. A mere yeai ago he was throwing eggs al I lun. ill course, there is Brenda. Does anyone in pt-t pel nal had hail tlav. though. peeeplt's ( .us. iln \it-w ing publii actually like her anyway? F.vei MIIH- Despite hintage nl a potential Audita hook-up. Roil nil ing out the llrr Hills t icu ate ilu p.u tills slu hooked up wilh Dylan, Brenda has gone I nun Sieve- has vt-l lo gel ovei kellv. I hough wt- c an While Kelly's mom and David's dad did emerge with inline tin wail lo prima donna supreme, understand, a new obsession is key ai this jum line their love allait al centei coun foi an episode, ami \oi euih is she perpetual!) pissed .iheeiu something We'd like die Andrea sp.nks to ignite because, like Donna's philandering mom made a cameo as well, in iidii ulceus. Inn in- also will nevet forgive her Ioi Sieve needs ice gel ovei kellv. Antltca. too, needs lo /(//when vou talk 'rents, MUI SI ill ulk Walsh \oi only dissing Kelly's friendship and running right home to gei way ovei Brandon. tines Minn want Dylan (vou heard die voice-ovei on Career journalists like ilu le-ue-i she wrote on ibe lasl episode ul die spring oui selves musi shake season) and has no lilt- whatsoevei ib.u dors not ... But, being a recovering alcoholic, Dylan, while out heatls al the involve her offspring, but she completely allows Dad, itnpe ii lane i plac eel upon the se-Msi pig tyrant, to rule ilu- roost with his a mere 17, has lived at least 1,000 lives. ihe West Beverl) Blaze uiaiional hatred ol Dylan. bv Audit a. Dude-, llns is We speculate that Dad's ridiculous behaviot is nil lhe whole Walsh t Ian thai Kelly's 11111111 was a UK.II SCHOOL paper: Get a life-, antl prove motivated bv bis own not-so-tatent incestuous lusting pi t g nan I a I lei she'd been swoi n lo see t ee v See Brandon wrong foi bis diss about your lai k ol after Brenda. concerned was Brenda with Dylan's im in in em experieni C dm mg the t oiitlom epst wle. Whai be doesn't realize is ibai Brenda really wants Valentine's MU pi ise- I mil that she even got him a Anolliei 902/tvVestal virgin appears iu lln eVei Brandon (thai sun- explains all of their late-night present) ib.u she didn't even bat an eyelash al ber anorexic form of Donna Martin, who will nol tin die talks ami rendezvous in ibe bathroom). Mow's thai Flagrant violation nl die sisterhood, Such lameness is deed until she's married (nn thanks to David Silver's Im family dynamics? pai Im ilu- Brenda e ourse. non suave chopping ol green e one loins em pi//a ). So, why is Beverly Hills 90210our raison d'etre? We lhe real question leiiiains: Why is Dylan dating hei While we tin respect hei lor following lit! heart antl know die show is al ils best when it sieeis t leai of any antl nol us. Nol only is he die hottest guv evet lu own flagrantly smooching at-the-tlme-geek David Silver, attempts to tat kit- die issues bigger than the prom. a locker, but he also is the mosi supportive boyfriend hei at ling abilities never will allow hei lo live down Perhaps ibe questions is moot when asked of a (See: I fold-Up episode) and a rebel whu bleaks all die tbe Spelling nepotism i haigt-s, 1101 will ihal heinous generation that knows du- name ol ihe Brady Bunch't tiiles fm all the righl reasons. We ait- hard-pressed to Mermaid costume from Halloween. singing group.(the Silvei Platters),

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Welcome to Stephen sings a hn the mainstream Wherever You An*sees INXS rediscovering delightfulh self- musit world.Thanks, the power-chord Foots that dominated the de-pill iating romp Kuie b. hm next time earlv years of the group's 12-yeat bision ihiuugli die balls eel why don't you keep The first hall HI the album, displaying a lame on die- thst sin­ vour hands nil the hard edge with songs like the driving gle. "We Hate ll pieliv little dials. "Heaven Sent," suggests die Aussies have When Our Fnends Bee 1 line Sue e e-sslul." The second Sonic abandoned the sweeping power ballads and Musically. Arsenal\s ineiie advani eel than Youth release. Dirt,. pulsating dance tracks characteristic ol anything Miinisst-v and Co. have released lo — the follow-up to Croo— escalates the Iranv their last couple outings. date. "You're Gonna Need Some-one On formation of their unlistenable punk from Bin lhe second half stays true In lhe ghnsi Your Side" hasahardei swing indie Dada to commercial doo-doo. of INXS present, only this time with a wel­ than "Sing Your Life" from llonti lliug. But V'ig's hand is far too heavy. Thurston come ambitious attitude, Pauses between while "Certain People I kneew" is tlet idedlv Moe ne. Kim Gordon and the gang can't songs are eliminated, instrumentation antl honky-tonk — Mo//a with a country twang. concentrate on songs thai mimic either vocals often distorted and a variety of styles Bin earlv fans rejoice, lie still cal lies the theii horrid, avant-garde, 1980't noise or — from Indian to classical — are explored. acoustic six-string thai accompanied him the razor-edged pop nl V'ig's oilier pet pro­ The band seemingly has tracked the latest through Smiths songs like "Please. I'lease, ject, Nirvana. Often, both styles crop up in direction of another megagroup returning Please let Me (Wt What I Want," producing one track. Not even a solo bv Fuga/i's Ian 10 the past with an ear to the future. Yet like like-sounding melancholy in 'Seasn k. Vet MacKaye can make up for rhe group's tor­ Bonn on l'2's latest, Hutchence's ash-an Still Docked" and "I Know It's Gonna tured vocals or the album's PC overdose. romance lyrics seem misplaced on an Happen Someday." The one difference between Sonic Youth album rich in musical texture. "Men and Yes, once again, he's t ranked up the angsi. and groups wilh similar problems - the B- WtHnen/Giving each other the sham," he conjuring up that old Smiths charm Ix-si in 52's and Yes —is lhat Son it 'lamps go all the croons straight-faced while the Australian "You're The One lor Me, Fatty" and in lines way up to 20. Concert Orchestra builds to a climactic like "my love is as sharp as a needle in vour Skip it. "Adam Blyweiss, The Triangle, 11 csi endo on the disc's closer. eye." For (Jod's sake Morrissey, cheer up. • DrexelU. Still, Welcome works as a whole. Part fum­ Oeolfrey Kula, Dads Fm I'm-, Boston L". in the studio on the road Jane's Addiction quickly is becoming more popular broken up than it ever was together. And A brief look at August-September concert listings Wamer Bros, is all over 'em with Uve and Rare, a sort-of-kind-of new Jane's album hitting stores Guns V Roses, Metallica A Faith No Mors: Vancouver, B.C., 8/17: Seattle, WA, 8/19: Sept. 15 and featuring — you guessed it — several live tracks and a few rare songs Oakland, CA, 8/21; Pasadena, CA, 8/22, Phoenix, AZ, 8/25; Las Cruces, NM, 8/27. You can stop holding your breath: four very long years after the release of Blind Man's Zoo, Lollapalooza: Raleigh, NC, 8/18; Atlanta, GA, 8/20; Miami, FL, 8/22; Orlando, FL, 8/23; alternative deities 10,000 Maniacs are returning in late September with African Violet Society. Charlotte, NC, 8/25; Minneapolis, MN, 8/28; Troy, Wl, 8/29; Atlanta, GA, 9/1; New Orleans, LA, Hot on the heels of the eclectic 1990 release Circa, Mary's 9/4; Houston, TX, 9/5; Dallas, TX, 9/6; Phoenix, AZ, 9/8; Los Angeles, CA, 9/11,12. Danish (the Next Big Thing?) are releasing American Standard Lyls Lovttt: Kalamazoo, Ml, 8/18; Cleveland, OH, 8/19; Portland, ME, 8/22; Stowe, VT, 8/23; Sept. 8 The new album reportedly sheds some of the Los Angeles Amherst, MA, 8/24; Wantagh, NY, 8/26,27; Hershey, PA, 8/29; Mansfield, MA, 8/30,31; Upper band's previous eccentricity and trades it for loud, metallic Darby, PA, 9/1; Richmond, VA, 9/2; Atlanta, GA, 9/4; Pelham, AL, 9/5; Memphis, TN, 9/6. rock'n'roll. The Farm also is set to release its next album some- U2: East Rutherford, NJ, 8/11,13; Washington, DC, 8/15,16; Saratoga, NY, 8/18; Foxboro, MA, Mi I I time in late September — hopefully. The album already has been 8/20,22,23; Pittsburgh, PA, 8/25; Philadelphia, PA, 9/2,3;0etroit, Ml, 9/9, Aimes, IA, 9/11. 1 pushed back twice because of the group's stressful year-long tour Is the world ready for industrial folk? Strummin' and hummin' B-icfc on th* Finn. queen Suzanne Vaga hopes so. Vega's new album 99.9 F report­ quotable edly is filled with tough, industrialist, tunes, perhaps in a desperate "I'm 'bout to bust some shots off. I'm 'bout to dust attempt to rescue her career from her forgettable last album. And for the sake of name-dropping, upcoming sometime in the near future with albums but incommunicado are: R.E.M., Billy Idol, some cops off... Die, die, die, pig, die." Tha WMala larters and Daaadw Mode. 'Jeff Jackson, 77M Chronicle, Duke U. —Ic«-T and .Body Count, lyrics from "Cop Klll«r"

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U. Till _^_^_^_^_H hen former Jane's Addiction But theshow wasn't all brain strain. Some bands showed, too. frontman Perry Farrell Lush began the Frisco show in a flurry of fuzzy, yet heavy announced the creation last guitar and bass-driven alternative music, led by the high- year of something called pitched, yet indiscernible voice of Miki Berenyi. Playing for Lollapalooza, the music world about 40 minutes, Lush gave the mildly interested audience a responded with overwhelming solid dose of densely-packed, cutting-edge British rock. in-lit-*"-—CCi Having already Pearl Jam, definitely a crowd favorite, then tore through a irm Aided to death, set of material mainly from their commercial success 7>n s met the proposal album. A cloud of dust rising from the grass seating signaled 1, already, with the the start of a healthy mosh pit. And Pearl Jam's hard-hitting, musically and intellectually outstanding material was accented ; carnival of misfit by singer Eddie Vedder, who says Lollapalooza is testament to Stereo tural causes started the fact that "you don't have to be asleep to dream." >oza unearthed its Underground legends The Jesus and Mary Chain sauntered on next And although they aren't known for their Catalog rsal awareness and excellent live shows, they gave a solid show of material from this rolling, raving their latest album Honey s Dead, as well as dishing out old k managed to bring favorites like "Kill Surf City" and "Head On. With a ot easily united. The decidedly British flair, their musk is an experience in dark md a franchise, guitar and feedback. xpectations that the Seattle soundmeisters Soundgarden came out next, 1 geared up for the displaying its no-frills, no-holds-barred assault. "We just plug looza'92. in our instruments and play," says Kim Thayil of we were told this one Soundgarden, and with little pomp and a lot of guts, the and badder. Shows band shook Lollapalooza. Thayil describes its music as "heavy . Deadheads began and trippy... with a visceral element" which allows you to do arte, anything from bang your head to stare out a window while straggled into apacity Shore In r the opening 100 h tour, they It's not very often you see iat lived up to youll Crips and a bunch of Gothics see the vfinistry. Pearl latest in ne Jesus and home and den and The in the same stadium. car stereos, t second stage video and .playing crafts telephones. ictivists espousing listening to it Of course there were no windows from which to tit-Id's lion and all-around stare, but there definitely was some head banging going on. one-of-a-kind i this year is a real Ice-T was next cm stage. Yees, the ever-controversial Ice-T — catalog brings he showed up to introduce the last three bands and hangout you quality s year," says Chris with Ice Cube during his set. Cube and the Lcnchmob brands like Sony, • U. of California, broadcast an earth-shaking set which prompted one of the Pioneer, Ken win id, real cross-section of unique and welcome sights of the festival — a bunch of white Advent, IBose, AR, h today — a little bit people grooving to rap. Ice-T's set at Lollapalooza last year, and many other-s­ ee of it was for the was the last time that happened. ail at discount prices. often you see Crips As the sun set, Ice-T sarcastically introduced "the quietest each component in lies in the same act on this tour — Ministry." Complete with a set of skull, de and get Crutchfield's skeletons and microphone stands draped wit re comparison charts of -, a generational Ministry blasted the hell out of Lollapalooza. The h nd fea iphere accepting all blend of hard-core industrial and spiced metal blew the socks if and writers off the crowd who shook, slammed and screamed through e benefits the strange people the 50-minute set y product, ao you can " says John Larson, As darkness setded in, the audience became anxious and •del you like best. JC, Davis. "The the midway exhibits began closing down. But with only one I, people were just act left, the festival was far from over. I—- tening to new and The Red Hot Chili Peppers, the big ticket draw, Call or send this coupon guitarist and all, took the crowd to a truly funky world now for your fiee catalog lay at Lollapalooza, Peppers stormed the stage, drew a frenzied react)' neater than iu parts, crowd and never let the energy ebb for more than t rowd, Lollapalooza Ice Cube, Ice-T, the Lenchmob and other gu< 800-955- e with post-punk rappers joined the Peppers midway through their L'S and C«e___,| rap and cany on. After this unlikely combo left the stage, Hidnight (E__k_m time) ter underwear, with singer Anthony Kiedis said they jammed in the 7d__* * week pierced, and a dog rather than at the end of the show like usual bee •den CoBegc U when <-_-_*% I T-shirt and jeans desire here is to avoid the obvious." ioratUC,Davis."It And in general, Lollapalooza '92 does. Of course, cynics will still scoff that this ahem d minds of concert festival is for from "alternative." The Nirvana phf >is Action Network, changed all that, and now the smell of corporate Handgun Control, stinking up the underground. Apt « >f Animals and the As Paul Barker, Ministry's bassist, says the that has engulfed the whole thing... It's one big i ribute information, •ate port. ploy." He says Ministry is feeling a bit tumee ii die market /as adamant about which, for them, "is like playing for always get what you fucking show, and we're not realty ,et what you need, " And, yes, there are actually people money off the whole thing. Albums evith Greenpeace these touring bands will be engulfed i tap environmental and in the end everyone will feel just a lit CRUTCHFIELD one on the whole All the more reason lo check out Lollapalooza while It's still 1 CnktMd IM. Dq« TU, CMoKKilr W 22906 /ouknow." cool.

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I lieu 1 odes lake a ineue lhe I lllll I s dee isl 1 ill II l.n p| ee! lib .1 t e mi ill i line-in in Division I al hk-Ile s at the Wisconsin pnln 1 elte e auglil lielween moderate road, t in uinvt'iiting die fiee liilllllelahle eihslac le leee lleells lee pilllfe I Kit t-1 nivcrsili ,1 me k.mil,1 haul plate. Whin savs speet 11 issue Willi othei fllnl Is In hall eippiesseil pc< epic Rice i an le-eliu e n*. de-tic II li\ building "There has In be senile wai mil nee lull halt-fill altitudes "I leeeleilli eel speee ll Is se milt lung a e iimpc lilivt' lootball puigiain antl free speet li but siill gin- pee epic some "I don'l knnw il icgulaiing language eve ii both — nu I ut ling minorities - gaining n•• >i r lans .mil IA linn-. Mai c ourse eil at tion," sais Whill, .1 sue i is anvbodv's gn.d.' s.ns Sii-ien sh. iiilil have." Mian-/ sais s.ns. eeleigs iii.ijcn at the Madison t ,iiii|ius. IN lllll.IS/e k, assnt iale e 111 ei le 11 nl studi-111 Ami dial's pie-e isi-U win Ann \,< "Athlc lit dclie its have been .1 I lie lie-w W'ist till si II ( e illdlli 1 1 1 iile- llle al NY.l . '^'e ,11 ean ugulalt h.tiass M,ilthe is luiils ilu- Supicini- Court s jiieelilttn ten ecus, anil I think the main .nidi esses nunc- spec ilu instant es eel until, vandalism, iiesp.issing nui i iiling ihi i line nl.il Ue i ampus i.,, , tiasein aihli-iii ili'|iai inn-tils ait- having speet 11 harassment than the old code name it." u I.ili, ,11*. budget piiiblcins is lie-e ansc- expenses Whill s.ns ihe new e ode simpli guts I hat's guild news h .1 II11II11 Kn t . a Malllifls s.ns the ruling mai h.tinpt i an using l.esni ih.tn intiinie is," Mat students recourse against hate-spurred |iiiiien .11 lowson Si,in I in Mankind. film Is al I'ae ilu llli In l an I In s.ns. "Wc II.IM- a job lee elei eel selling speet li. 1111 lulling sexual antl 1 ae ial whilst- lieuit wilh hale speee h ended si lengthen sludenl i ae t tela lie ills. lit kits and pi emit iting tun pn MIIH t. antl harassment. wilh phisic al ass.mil "At llus pe nm. wi- an mil in an eepen we all hale li i sl.li I de elllg ,1 llf ltd jeill 1 il "II I'm walking lot lass ant I a biggie nip I In a Wetlnesdai aftei in ten 1 in Man li. elnlli Ulllielll. ' s.ns Matlhels. wile i we el k* ill.II • el gins tails nie a big ugh rivkf, there's K le e sle ie eel in llle si Ulle III lllll' ell Willi a wilh sludenls al 1*1.1' in I ai i una. Wash "We 11.1 s 1 In stall • > 1111 i 111_; ,1 lietlt'i something that 11 an dti." she sais 1111 1 id di se ussing e la sse s 1111 nl ei 11 I hen w hen inn add I ae i.il sluts. I >i nihil 1 1 ml In sc licdulmg games that Main universities, ilneugb. in.u have lit iti--.li put-Ill. eilui.it it ill, il psie huliegv ptuple an |iisi gning In leave You .ue ,te 111.111\ nit-.in stiiuelhing. .intl In escaped i.iiuilie atieins eel die Supreme sen iologv. British llle -inline - a klllel g'HIIg In hale .1 leetalb Ile >ll Inge III Ills se heiluhug games ih.11 ait- lien decided < 01111 ruling bv targeting nu ire general se hedule wilb hS t lee Ills, she s.ns .ni un, and mil nulls geeiiig lee leal ll leeleuc till" twee It'.lllls CVt'll lake" llle nils in llit-ii teiiitliitl ceides instead ol bin when Kne began talking ali.nii .1 alilllilllgthlli u III lie I.I " lot using 1111 spec ilu li.He spawned gal |c wish puilessiii al lhe UIIIM ISIII . an Whill, ivlu i Win ks in slue leu I geeici n Kosslfi sais n's nn I ii ei i. un Im e 11,11 lies spei-t h At is unwell time eaiestlueppf 1 Ininienletl i mn I a I Wise iinsin, s.ns sliitlenls slieeulel antl players 10 slat ii|>limisln Mu li.ul Smith, .issisiani t ham tile n hei wilb anli-Seiiiiiii i.mnis anil slius in >i ban n e teele iale- haiassiug speei h. I lic-se- .tic lough 1 nnt-s in mi 1 legal all.ill s at llle I eel t allien ma. against ihe piolessm I he man. who I I ee spe e c ll Is glial — it's e-e eninim, antl we're (list gultlg III (l.lit­ lie 1 kelei, s.ns I lie- Berkelci peeliev an nils lievei was appiebendt'fl. e ailed Kn e .1 wemtlc rltil." Whin s.ns "liui MUI .dsee he u t .1 liui lln- sitiiin anel keep mil die underlying problems mentioned In Ine king dike' and bai kh.ended he 1 haie in look al an eiliu atiiinal pi < igi.uu and nm 1 unleicni c inl.it 1." he die Supreme( nut 1 .11 inss lhe I.u e. Ie.11 mg hei en- and eniiiiinmeiil How am I going In learn sa\s "So I don't 1 In nk lln tlet isi cm will i heck be mt swnl le-n and In ul see I .limbing il even nine I walk lu t lass In 'sta\ iniaei -througli luugh require .1111 1 hange in present e ampus I |iisi laughed because I didn't know |M-nple aie I hi e ewing i,II ial situs,it me-" e-ceiniimit iiine-s. thtiugh, the programs policy," Smith sais whal le idee." Kic c s.ns bill /.llllllll III cue ! . a e ll ll I igllls must slav lice of NCAA pen,lilies. Yiidnl. a 1 einslilulitill.il law sc Iml.n In lhe end. phi su al \ Kile in e and at ti unci, s.ns lln e inn I lilt-tell h elie ew eel SMI lai eil .1 separate sel <>f tin,inc ial w Im wrote ibe hate speee b polio hn leiieii ism 1 att*, giealt 1 weight than lln ii.ieliiuin.il law III tlet iding against lln Woes trolll a death penally" handed I I . Austin, s.ns universities ili.u male speet h lhat act oui pan les 11 it-111, sai St. i'aul tne I inane e antl lol pi eil ee ling down Iii ilie- \t \A 111 MIH7 leu plavt'i spec ilie e alegeeiies eil bale speee li have ine-iidM-Isei| the National \ssne i.ition Im lhe- llee- e-xeu Ise- eel speee ll ji.n< nils I lie- |jcnall\ kept the Mustangs created problems foi themselves 111 die Adi.ent eineni ol t iilnie-d People I be- null lime the government can eelil e,l lei.eill.ill leel llle- NT antl '8X It-mis nl 1 lit- < ourt'sdei ision. I he \ \A( I' s.ns it will investigate IIIIII leie js when a pet son's t nnd in I, seasons and slunti-tl lln- gi t >i\ I li ol a " I be 1 en 111usien 1 I would reat h Irom pnsslhle 1,111 lllit a In ills 1 il lhe e lee ision. cithe-i ni el en svinholit , bee nines eelli I'-tlllUt'llllI If,till 1 he opinion is thai il nm lake an "K.le Isl spee-c ll IS ahheet 1 till. as .111 lighting we n iIs. lei cm i sais "1 here's "I tliink timing mu death pell.ill! appiuae h in limiting speei h and nui sin b sinibnls as lln swastika I leiwclcl. a line white il goes be! e end hurling t letMellf picille le-cl ue- would swing In create categories, ib.u amounts in a ugh words are hn less troubling than is line e ine and il bet nines assault. And iln en lui inil when we Klin net! to 1 onlenl elise 11111111.1i inn and that * iln ulu iniish 11111111 led lentnism nl ihe wc'ie alw.ns hail laws to protect that." lueiiliall - anel wc li.ne- been, lull we've unconstitutional," Vudol s.ns. burning cross," \ \ At I' Kxet ulive bin lhat doesn'l make llmig gcii let gt-t eetit til ihis pe-iieeel and gel inlo \ I lhe I eel ( nengia. Whins, officials Diietttii Benjamin Hooks saitl in .1 Sc hi-lilt-m.inlf I It'll .un lit tn i lllf lllll k eel llli- Southwest ( .outfit'III c avoided I best- spec ilu categories in statement. "If .1 pf I seen catv'l get tee c ollege .lllll rate," Knsslt-i s,i\s. "We've gol to find ihe 11 conduct entle. potentially it In 1 Michigan Stale I < nmiiial justice iiiii wniii aboul having tli.it hatred enn momentum." mg I be-in Iii nn a dull It > make 1 flanges, I'l'ilessui Harold Spaeth, wine iln ee led toward i hem . it's unfoi Km Itu ilu- siuelenis .11 1 enig Iliac li "We're mil looking ,11 .1 p.u in ulai spei iali/CS III liillslllllllnli.il Issues, s.ns i una ie Se In nle in.i nli I sais. "ll who have- tm team, finding the c alegori antl saiing lliis is more ilu Supreme Court's tlet ision 1 au be beu lines i lilln nil in n ae 11 mui main momentum ilunugli othet athlcii. half fill," say* attorne) \n\ Leed. "We considered a setbai k depending on the ohjet live al < eel lege, which is to team." piogiains in.u lie- clillic nil. haven't seen a big push around here It 11 extent people are willing ne disu-g.uil but M.uiheis. a I'l I gi,iilii,ile, s.ns "Next I.ill I guess we'll pisi 1I11I1 a separate polit 1 thai would Iii the iln- Iiisi Amendment, lln n draws ilu Supreme Courl ruling has stolen .111 nn id .11111 le-ssh with no events," Kemp 1 .in -gnu nl bake linns'' .1 dillei cue e between "fighting Words" si udi nt .ibiliii in i '"Mil' i i ai ism. s,l\s Suggs, who transferred limn a and general speee h, Spaeth s.ns espet i,till ,u I'l.I . when mill lil eel die "We- wein'i have an) rallies, and it will pifdeeimn.mil! while e ampus ,11 lhe I " I lui made a dee ision lhat 1 criainli 'i.lillll sludenls ate hl.n k lee- up 111 school c 11 g,llli/,llli 11 Is lie 111 pe eel Wisconsin, Milwaukee, s.ns comports with the Consiiiutiou," he I belieie thai du- Supreme < lourt is people up .md ilic-u luniiei is being universities should have sui lie ieni sais. "Nothing in the Si Paul ordinance indicative ,,\ lhe wai inn nation I eels I Ul, 111' > int.ms iii hailing harassment nl linn fined personal epithets." about i,ue relations," she s.ns. "lis "We'll jusi In- ilu- lilantl nlil brown minniiti groups without targeting K11 haul I nlil-nl ha I. du 11 nn eel lhe primitive And I hope H doesn't ll u kle anil MHIIW I'.lcis." spec 11 ie hale-related .it lions, Ami-Defamation league eel B'nai Buih down looui i ainptises."

spend linn spring break winking with I In 1111.is K. Ilusifil. a I nl Arizona "ll almost dne sui mallei whal theii Volunteerism I Ial >u,11 hn I linn.in in. a Christian non­ political se if nee senn n aw ailing a I'e.n e motives an-." sin- s.ns profit group th.11 builds houses im the (enps assignment in Latin Ameiii ,1. Ami while idealism mai have been ,u homeless, Eat h spiing break, members s.ns his selfish ami benevolent .in all lime Ingli ,imiiiig eullege i( un tinned limn page Un nl ilu- ( aiiipus Minisliv Board, .in II ie it 11.11 inns lui ji lining aie ecp 1,11. sludenls in the I'll,(Is, studeni iiiiti I.i it li group eil students, fai ulu "You're tliung something that's volunteers see tin- newest wave ul I don't ihink .iiiioiii' would do antl slab, choose ,1 pi.11 e to wen k wilh helping othei people and also seivit e as a more genuine gesture. \ IS I \ 11 II Was JUSI leel 1 111' I c s II llle llabil.it. something that's reall) going in help " \ leel eel (lhe iiie lease in I'e.n e ( tups I let ause it's .1 leel eel hard wen k." savs 1 lu- hard wot k involved In vein in lhe Inline.'' be saitl 111 islet I alsn enlistment) was sn vnu didn't gn in I leal lui hi aim. w Im ue eiied a construction prompts those who are in says he hopes his work in the 1 orpswill Vietnam," I lusted s.ns bachelor's degree in women's sun Ins it Im linn nun gam in nix returning, help him get a job when he returns, In I.u I. K.iinu sais mut h eil die Tills liieiu Wlic.iiiiii College in Nieiiou, Wagnei s.ns. Km several students (i nit s 111,11 denigrate motives til volunteerism mai have been more talk Mass repeal lhe spring In eak wen k ll ips tenia! s snide ill veilunieei s, but the! di.ui ai tinii. something from which ihis (line Wagner, < ampus i haplain at throughout theii college careers, 1,iiiinii dispute ilu1 fat 1 that students gene i.il inn nl vi iim i lee is is staling .uv.ii \i k.ins.is< ullage 111 Hales! iile, agrees. " I hei'ie if.llli willing In gel ilu 11 are working hard for little or no money, \eiw I see people I e sublll giving W agin 1 accompanies students who hands dirty," he s.ns Ramo says. back."

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hile students empty their pockets to EYE OF THE attend universities where they can't get into classes because of a "budget crisis," STORM: David some administrators are enjoying Gardner, right, luxuries like mansions and cars head of the U. of purchased with those same strapped California system, funds. came under fire And Jeanette Adams and students like tM* year when a Whei are angry. They're angry that their administrators million- dollar .iu- living like kings and queens while students face retirement 11111 ii m increases, bigger classes and fewer resources. package coincided "<.t mug t lasses is realty hard here, and like any big with the state's si hool, there's problems with classes being quite large," Adams says. "I think there needs to be a cute. luc.ile.down ofthe funds available and re-examining e el where they're needed." \tlams, an elected at-large representative of the un nurtm CALIFORNIA teat, u OF CAUFOBMA. DAWS \S*H iated Students of the U. of Washington, believes university funds might be spent more effectively than In giving administrators big raises. And across the board's actions in the future. fund for long-lerm growth. But the money could not i otiniry, students impaired by budget constraints are "I think that you always have to adjust accordingly be used for raises. University officials said using funds HI ing the same complaint. to economic times, and these extreme economic from the endowment is not university policy and I Hiversities are under scrutiny by students and limes have made us look realistically at what we can usually is illegal. faculty members for giving administrators packages provide to administrators," she says. Robert Carroll, president of UD's chapter of the ine hiding generous salaries, cars and houses in spite But the problems aren't limited to California; they American Association of University Professors, i if economic problems ravaging many budgets. are as widespread and diverse as the geographic disagrees. I he nine-school U. of California system was caught regions they affect. "There are large amounts of money that go in the in ilu middle of that dispute last year. While balding At Youngstown State U. in Ohio, President Leslie endowment fund that are unrestricted," he says. .ui ongoing budget crisis, the system concurrently Cochran — in addition to his $130,000 salary - "We're not near the poverty level... there are approved a million-dollar retirement package for receives a yearly $6,000 car allowance, $24,000 tremendous endowment resources." t lutgoing President David Gardner. annual housing allowance and a paid membership to Some, like Khachigian, say educational quality lhe system is awaiting a budget that will be slashed the country club of his choice, says Shirley Carpenter, begins with solid leadership and schools get what even further than the 40-percent cut last year, and the executive director of personnel services. they're willing to pay for. campuses still are reeling from an 80-percent tuition But Cochran's salary is among the lowest in the state "The scope of administrative responsibility is increase during the last five years. At the same time, for public university presidents, which may indicate different and much larger than that of a professor," I ('has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy the money crunch at Youngstown where state funds she says. "This is not to say that one is more important oui Gardner's contract after he announced his of more than $4 million were cut from the 1992-93 than the other." i esignation in December. budget. Thirty-two employees recently were laid off, To others, increasing salaries for administrators is Ihe UC Board of Regents Finally approved, after the equivalent of 109 full-time positions have been tough to swallow when programs are being cut and lengthy debate, a plan that will award tuition is skyrocketing. Gardner on Dec. SI an annual pension of At the U. of Washington, where officials $126,000, a one-time payment of $797,000 ".. .A good president won't do any good if all are considering a fall tuition increase of as from a deferred income retirement package much as 25 percent, regents voted to give and three months of administrative leave the faculty leave becaure of low pay and the President William Gerberding a bonus 1-eginning Oct. 1, totaling $60,000 based on package, boosting his income from $155,000 liis annual salary. students are gone because they can't afford to more than $200,000 — the most ever paid to a state of Washington employee. Board Chairwoman Meredith Khachigian says the regents had no choice because to attend..." - AndreaJonesrHartsough Regents say the bonus was necessary C Gardner legally had earned the money. because school officials feared losing "We contracted to gfve him the money so Gerberding to another university. there was a legal obligation," she says. "In reality it cut and the yearbook — a campus fixture for 60 years But students aren't convinced. isn't that much money, but since it is a lump sum it —was cut. Richard Broncheau, an at-large representative of has been blown out of proportion." At the Slate U. of New York, Albany, the school the Associated Students of U. of Washington, says Andrea Jones-Hartsough, vice president ofthe provides President H. Patrick Swygert with $126,800 administrators have to show their worth. "When we're Associated Students at U. of California, Davis, doesn'l annually and a state-owned car. Since September talking salaries, administrators need to prove why think she's blowing anything out of proportion. 1990 students at SUNY schools have endured an 89- they make that much," he says. "I don't know that the Gerb is worth $200,000 a year." "The regents say they need big packages to attract percent tuition increase and the system has lost 13 quality people, but a good president won't do any percent of its state funding, but Swygert has a Student government members at UC schools feel a good if all the faculty leave because of low pay and the housekeeper courtesy of the physical plant, says kinship with the U. of Washington students. students are gone because they can't afford to attend Vincent Reda, associate director of University Jones-Hartsough says UC's student regent is the school," she says. Relations at Albany. looking into the incoming president's package, which Gardner's salary and retirement package aren t the At the U. of Delaware, administrators told is rumored to be similar to Gardner's. cause of the system's budget problems, but they're a rofessors negotiating a pay raise that the school was "The student regent is trying to get information, symptomatic of administrative prioritzing Croke, but a consultant hired by the professors once we find out, we'll make a public stink," she says. nationwide. revealed the school is one of the country's wealthiest. "I'm frustrated and angry and feel a real need to do Kharhigian says the controversy will help shape the The search exposed $390 million in an endowment something."

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