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The editor wishes to express his most humble thanks and appreciation to those on the staff who have helped to make the operation of putting together this first issue of the Crimson Bull as painless as possible. These many-talented jewels of original ideas include: Rick Beckrich, whose talent with the artist's brush kept us all in stitches; Dyke Egnatz, whose explosive ideas and stories made the long nights shorter; John Bowers, whose excellent photography and photo layout put a little spice into the stew; Bosco Wrathen, our rolly polly photog with an eagle eye for sharp pics; Natalie Haddan, alias Niki, whose ex- cellent cartoons and illustrations (and talented hand at housekeeping), kept our heads above the steadily rising heap of torn up copy sheets; Gil Kett and Dick Knarr, whose unusual ability of both writing and cartooning is better than a double-decked Nash; Bob Conklin, our ace flatfoot of the advertising game; John Foster, our production manager, who covers so many miles each week he thinks that he'll try out for the 500 classic; Marti Smar, whose unique rhym- ability and constant good humor helped to ease the load; Bob Lewis and Emma Livingstone, whose technical aid kept us from enrolling in Logansport. Special thanx to Sgt. Tom Smart, victim of the Board of Appeals, the sparkplug who got the lopsided ball rolling; Chris Savage, our faculty adviser, with a censor of humor all of his own. ART COYNE. OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY 3 OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY 3

DEAR PLAYBULL

Am very much interested in the shade To help commemorate the re-founding of The guy who wrote that poem on this of lipstick called "Dirty Red." Please the Bull, I have composed a poem: page is a fraud and a cheap imposter. send me information concerning where it The Bull is renewed Note this true poetic style of real genius: may be purchased. so no doubt some students Since the new Bull has arriven and we Sincerely yours, are going to be must accept its brands of humor like the Rose of Terre Haute Sincerely, poor farmer in Iowa accepts his summer Ogden Nash crop containing samples of both wheat and chaffs. I read you last issue of the Bull, and So we must also accept this additional want to thank you personally for the won- Bull which is being scattered hither and thither throughout our campus with the derful spread you did of me. We have received some advance notices ulterior motive in mind that we may except Sincerely, of your rawther poor imitation of what any laffs. Abe Lincoln we have been doing with montonous re- gularaity for the past two centuries. We Sincerely, feel that you culture-less Indian fighters Ogden "Airflyte" Nash It seems to me that the Bull being par- would be much better off if you slaugh- buffalo and less humor. Per- ody of typical life on a typical campus tered more CAMPUS ADDRESS: should contain some scenes of some typical haps it would be better if you would leave life to those who exper- students doing all the things that typical paradies of college Playbull Magazine students do ience college life. I refer of course to that wonderful pas- Sincerely, Jordan Hal! 327 time of ...... quoits. The Ivy League Association Sincerely, CITY ADDRESS: Lord Andrew Bakerfield Stardust, Stall 3 Thanks for the helpful hint from your Bloomington Let me tell you Jimmy, that thet there Outcast of Maidenform Flats. With the magaziny of youren is purty good and we heat on in North Hall, I am using foam down here in southern Indiana think the rubber Devine Deceptors as beer can And if you really want to write: world of it. Yessire bob, you boys know silencers by tap ng them to the bottom of all about all there is. We sure are proud the can. This also prevents tell-tale rings Crimson Bull on my desk top. of you and were wishing you all the luck. c/o Sigma Delta Chi Sincerely, With humblest appreciation, James Folstrum, A. B. '41 Morteza "Joe" Kazzerouni Ernie Pyle Hall 4 THE CRIMSON BULL

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Cover-Our cover is our adaptation of the new school emblem originally designed by Dan Krivoshia.

Coyned W ords- editorial ...... 2

Dear Playbull- Letters to the editor ...... 3

The Outcasts of Maidenform Flats ...... 7 They C all It M usic ...... 8 Lady in a Logic Class...... 11 What's New for the Cool Dad...... 13 Sweetheart Section ...... 14 The Saga of Living Lipstick ...... 16 Playmate of the Month...... 18

Bullroar ...... 20

N ext M onth ...... 26

STAFF

Editor in chief-Art Coyne Feature Editor-Dyke Egnatz Art Editor-Rick Beckrich Art Staff-Natalie Haddan, Gill Kett, Richard Knarr Photography Editor-John Bowers Photo Assistant-Bosco Wrathen cm Advertising Editor-Bob Conklin

Production Manager-John Foster

Layout Advisors-Emma Livingstone, Bob Lewis Typists-Doyle Bottom, Jim Sprengelmeyer

Feature Writers-Martha Smar, Richard Knarr, Mike Finkelstein

Contributors-Tom Smart, Bob Adams, Gene Sherman Faculty Adviser-Chris Savage PUBLISHED BY MARCH 1956 SIGMA DELTA CHI 6 THE CRIMSON BULL

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THE OUTCAST OF MAIDENFORM FLATS

By "Seven" Ivory

as Told to Richard Knarr

I am sitting at the counter of the Gay Blade, a dull establishment run by one Benny O'Hara, when in walks a high - income tax bracket. He is looking very lonely. He orders a coffee from Benny and when Benny is requesting payment this joe "I can tell he is upset. He is stirring his coffee wit' the wrong finger." is pulling out of his coin-catcher a wad big enough to send a Hippo to a throat doc.

Being a warm, friendly type guy as I am; I am hiking my carcas over to his boot'.

Hi: I am saying. I am a failure. Oh, maybe a few: he is saying: The men in Australia may be fairly happy Lo: He is saying, and he is looking it I have no friends. with too. me. They found that my product is just the My own kids hate me. I have embar- thing to protect their elbows at rifle You are a stranger, are you not?: I am rassed them with their friends. Now they shoots! Otherwise, I am friendless. asking. tell their friends that I am engaged in He is feeling pretty low and I am sug- Only to those who don't know me: he an honorable profession like kidnapping. gesting that he esconces with himself to is saying. I own the 'Divine Deception' Corporat- his home. He is agreeing and is taking a Har! Har!: I am laughing. ion. I manufacture padding for women taxi. not overly endowed by nature. Pray be seated: he is saying. He is thanking me for listening and is Falsies?: I am asking. I am now seeing tipping me generously. He is not knowing I am not a praying man but I am sitting why he says he is friendless. I myself have that he is tipping me so well, but he will down like a pro. been the victim of misrepresentation and I come to that conclusion when he is trying We are saying nothing for a while as I was not too happy with the feeling. to pay the hackie. am sizing up this sharpie for the sticky- He is continuing: I have an artistic soul I am looking in his wallet and I am finger heist when he is leaving. I can tell that crys out for expression, but it is use- coming upon a business card. It is read- he is upset. He is stiring his coffee wit' less in my business. We always have to ing: LEFT FLAT? USE DIVINE DE- the wrong finger. follow the same pattern year after year. CEPTION. Life is cruel: He is saying. We have several types though. There I am keeping the card to send to my How so, my new found friend?: I am are our foam rubber models, our cloth second wife, and am turning me dogs to- asking. models, and our new self-inflatable models. ward a dive I know of. The last are the dangerous as a sudden Friend?: he is saying: Why women wish to trick a man thusly It is a long time blowout can ruin a lady's entire evening. since I have heard this word. Harken to I am not understanding; but then, I am my tale of woe. Women hate me for the embarrassment hardly ever thinking on such a high level. I may inadvertently cause them and the My mind is of a lower level. I am harkening. men hate me for the disappointment I hand He is beginning: To look at me you them. would say that I am a happy man. I have Is there no one who is liking you?: I a lovely wife and two charming kids. am asking. 8 THE CRIMSON BULL THEY CALL IT MUSIC

By GENE SHERMAN

Probably by now, most of you have seen "The Benny Goodman Story" and either accepted it as a diverting way to spend part of an evening, or were disappointed by comparing it with some other pictures of its type. If you're a jazz fan, it certainly must have been gone a little deeper, and you were unhappy with the liberties taken with the chronological order of events as depicted, or the false situations which were used to bolster the "story" which Hollywood feels is necessary to entertain the "average" person.

With everything considered, however, it was refreshing to see and hear music as it was created and even with the twenty or so years involved, realize it's a long way from dying or being forgotten.

It's a difficult thing for the devotee of the "Top Ten" and the current hits to understand why it makes any difference, as long as the guy gets the girl and they live happily ever after; but Benny and those wonderful musicians who worked with him from '55 until the present time, along with all our jazzmen, represent what is America's only real contribution to the Arts (in originating sense). The shame is that not only will most of them never have a motion picture made about them, but they'll be fortunate if they are ever on television (that all-encompassing medium). The fact that only in Europe is jazz ac- cepted as an Art, and not some downtrod- den parent's excuse for juvenile delin- quency, doesn't speak too will for our awareness of what's happening around us.

Jazz in group or band form, and some of our dance bands today, represent the greatest array of talent, thought, and mus- ical ability in history; and yet it's dif- ficult for many of them to work enough to eat, much less avail themselves of the luxuries we find so common place.

Admittelly, things are not 100% as depicted; but when you compare the pop- ularity of some of our more "accepted" artists on the pop scene on a talent basis, the situation becomes very evident. The rough road the Count Basies, Duke Elling- tons, Woddy Hermans, and Claude Thornhills travel in an attempt to keep a musical, swinging band and retain the level of quality they prefer causes one to marvel at their perseverance.

Taking them one at a time: Basie has had what has to be the best band in the land for at least three years. Yet, he didn't gain any great acceptance until he dis- covered a young blues singer, Joe Williams. But how long before Joe falls for the old OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY 9 OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY 9

THEY CALL IT MUSIC-(Cont.)

line, "You'll make more money as a sin- Also, for the wealthy, a deluxe five LP gle?" And still not enough people will album on Victor with sixty sides by the have heard the great Basie brass section band of the era above. A must for the and the trademark Basie rhythm. serious collector.

Duke is certainly the foremost musician ELLINGTON SHOWCASE (Capitol)- (composer, arranger, conductor and in- Far and away the fines new Duke since strumentalist) this country has ever pro- '46, primarily because of several new com- duced, for he, more than anyone, conceived positions and a wonderful new version the "big band" as we know it today, in the of "Harlem Airshaft," with Clark Terry's early thirties. Duke, at fifty-seven, has to trumpet. spend so much time in a bus making one- nighters, that it's impossible for him to THIS IS CHRIS (Bethlehem - A spend the time composing and arranging. welcome addition to Miss Conner's record- Woody has undoubtebly discovered and ing career. Overcoming previous short- helped more new talent than any other comings (intonation) and gaining mat- leader (excluding Horace Heidt, of urity in sound, Chris impresses most on a course). The list of musicians who have fine oldie, "Ridin' High." Also recom- made a name in the various "Herds" would mended: new albums by Teddi King (Vic- more than fill this page; yet, he complains tor) and Carmen MacRae (Decca) as fur- of the impossibility of keeping a really ther examples of the new crop of female top-notch band together and happy, day singers. after day, with the general attitude of BELAFONTE (Victor)The title should the multitudes. be self-explanatory and the cover worth Mr. Thornhill is a real case in point, for the price of admission to the second sex. he has consistently had one of the most It is hoped that M. Belafonte will roam danceable and listenable bands in the farther afield before attempting another conutry; and the Thornhill "sound" is one album; and he might do will to relisten of the few original things created since to some of the fine jazz tinged things he the advent of the dance band itself. was doing in the Forties. The explanation for all of this is hard FOUR FRESHMEN AND FIVE TROM- to find, for each of these bands, and of BONES (Catitol) - The Freshmen pre- course some others, have presented not only sented to their best advantage yet, thanks the swinging things which musicians by to fine arrangements by Pete Rufolo and nature prefer to play, but also in each his guiding hand as conductor. The com- case, a plethora of beautiful and denceable petition from the Hi Lo's has sharpened music. It's hoped that the big band, as the Freshmen considerably. Frank Roso- such, will return to its rightful position, lino's trombone is his tastiest to date. and that the no-talent non-musical groups and singles will return to wherever they CONCORDE AND OTHER SELEC- come from, and stay. TIONS (Prestige)-This album will prob- ably make for the most pleasant forty- A final note on this should be the five minutes the serious jazz listener has gratitude of all of us to the people who had for some time. The MODERN JAZZ by intelligence or chance, chose the bands QUARTET creates those simple, -yet in- which have been here this school year, for tricate things which open a whole new as recently as the last one, the anguished world of enjoyment to those who feel that cries concerning the quality of bands jazz has become stereotyped. John Lewis visiting us was heard in many quarters as painist and musicial director has divided almost daily. It must have snapped some- most of the critics as to the group's value; one out of their lethargy; and we hope but John and his cohorts (Milt Jackson, things continue on the present level. Now, Vibes; Percy Heath, Bass; Connie Kay, if we could just have some of the "con- Drums) are certainly moving in the dir- cert" type things touring this area...... ection we feel jazz must take to win the audience it deserves. The "Gershwin Next issue, we'll have news of a new 0* Medley" is highly recommended to win jazz album cut here on campus by some of jazz converts. the finest young musicians we've been blessed with in the last couple of years. Different, and yet the same: TO SWING Among the new albums: OR NOT TO SWING (Contemporary) -Barney Kessel, his guitar and group, in The Benny Goodman Story Hundreds a swinging recital more reminiscent of (well, a couple of dozen) of new and the "swing" era than any we've heard in reissue albums have appeared in conjunc- a long while. At the same time, fresh and tion with the release of the picture. The important in what the musicians have to best of the lot seems to be on Victor with say, as Berney, Harry Edison, Bill Perkins a twelve-inch LP of the original record- or Georgie Auld and a happy, romping ings of the songs featured in the picture. rhythm section wail through seven sides. All recorded in the halycon days from '35 Barney manipulates his four strings solo to '39 with the aura that cannot be re- through three ballads and a blues. The hap- created today, even by the same musicians. piest note on which we could possible end. 10 THE CRIMSON BULL

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HURRY YE UP; BEFORE I RUSTETH! OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY || OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY II LADY IN A LOGIC CLASS I

There she sat the little lass

Right up front in logic class In the midst of learned college

Toying with the tool of knowledge Quoth the prof. "Class, we will go for the how, the why, the reason wherefore Existance isn't essence; therefore

Lassie got so lost it cost 'er The more prof talked the more he lost 'er And when it came to propositions

LLaLss had horrid premonitions

Working from some obscure promise

Hit, run, error-often miss Lassie drew the wrong conclusions She couldn't see the premise fusions Aristotle, bless his heart, Catalogued a work of art When he drew up formal logic But to lassie it was trogic

So here's the issue consequential,

Weighty, great, and influential

Lass wondered if a woman's mind Could ever be the logic kind Lass got worried that she'd be lacking rationality But when the guy in class did pin 'er (Twas his brillinat mind did win 'er) He just said he liked her smile And the way she could beguile BE He didn't care her woman's mind Wasn't of the logic kind

CONCLUSION

How it always seemed to me (Note here Comprehensability)

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Miss Shirley Hinkle, Wible & Adams most recent addition to their spring fashions, is shown fitting I. U.'s current bachelor of the year, Gary Gieseke, in the latest in fine fashionable wear. Wible and Adams-429 E. Kirkwood OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY OFUNVERITY11 IDIAA 13

WHAT'S NEW FOR THE COOL DAD

By BOB ADAMS

um grey through the charred blackened The editors have taken me out from tones. Walking shorts are also coming behind the counter and put me in be- into their own and are available in wor- tween the covers of the Crimson Bull. sted, synthetics, and corduroy. These new surroundings give me a fine opportunity to describe a few of the new Another trend setting fast, is the fashions for men emphazing the Ameri- Thames Ivy League shirt featuring button- can look with an international accent. down collar on the back of the collar- box pleated back and unlined single cuffs. A suit makes a good beginning and shown here is a suit designed with a new From a collection of shoes capturing the refinment. The jacket is slightly shorter full flavor of the finest European design -the suit sleeves narrow and tapered - comes this model spearheading tomor- trousers are unpleated and can be left un- rows footwear fashions. Continental and cuffed. Note the wide spacing of buttons dressy, yet practical for steady wear, this and the straight body lines. This coat shoe is snug fitting for comfort. made with natural shoulders, light pads Once upon a time men's clothing was and soft front construction. Check the ab- uniform; one man looking exactly like an- sence of front darts. other. Today, you can put twenty men in one room; no two men look alike; all can Traditional with the famous Brooks Brothers of New York, but new to the mid- be dressed appropriately and all can be west, is trousers featuring a buckled back wearing different styles and colors yet and the more narrow 22 inch knee which all are in the best of taste. Verstility is is true representative of the fabulous Ivy the key word of the day. League look. Most often effective in medi- COED OF THE MONTH

BETSY MEYERS, our coed of the month, is a 5' 8"

-, blonde from Cincinnati, Ohio.

A sophomore majoring in psychology, Betsy lives in Smithwood Wing II. This is her first year at I. U. after

transferring from Mt. Ida Junior College in Massachu-

setts.

Miss Meyers measures 34-22-34. She does interpre-

tive dancing and is a lover of Dixieland music. Photos By JOHN BOWERS OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY 15 OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY 15

DISH OF THE MONTH RECIPE CORNER

DISH OF THE MONTH: PHYLLIS RAIN. BASIC INGREDIENTS: Blonde hair, freshman, height- 5' 4", blue eyes, home town-Angola, Indiana.

FLAVORING: Interests include people, airplanes, litera- ture and nature-abilities include singing and danc- ing.

SPICE: Irish charm set off by a captivating personality, sense of humor, pixie smile.

RESULTS: PLAYBULL proudly features its dish of the month: PHYLLIS RAIN. 16 THE CRIMSON BULL

THE SAGA OF LIVING LIPSTICK

By C. DYKE EGNATZ

This expose if of the private life of one rough and tumble, smudge and grumble, wexen devil with the shady trade-name of Dirty Red. He considered himself the .. Leslie Irwin t, type, always ready for a bloody massacre.

Dirty Red talked big and acted big about his future escapades and conquests yet he was still imprisoned in the lower drawer of Block's cosmetic counter. Escape was not his major problem, that was but a question of time; his real concern was the personality and ambitions of his future mistress.

Throughout his confinement he shudder- ed at various visions of his mistress-to-be which flitted through his mind:

Once he pictured her as "Gwendolyn," the crosseyed office girl, with whom Dirty Red would inevitably waste away blotting soda straws and ham sandwiches from the drug store- She couldn't be the one!

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He could really fade out fast if a young it-his break! He felt warm and sticky this morning. Hope I'll look alright; Rod mother were his purchaser-Can't you im- with the heat of excitement; he gulped Campussi is a very popular man on the agine being snatched up by a grubby hand with the realization of the importance of date lists." of a curious three-year-old and scribbled this moment. After a quick good-bye to half away on the living room wall. 0 Fate his fellow collar-killers, he soon felt him- "Popular man"! exclaimed Patti Paddy surely could not be so cruel. self in her dark coatpocket resting against (the kids later changed her name to her tender feminine hip rocking with the "Party Party" and wrote a song about her), Or he could even become the property to-and-fro motion of her ball-and-socket hip "Why he's the campus cool dad-Red con- of an old maid princess who only gets joint as she walked down the street. "I vertible, plenty of class and cash, gung-ho kissed on the hand-fine time he'd have, hope this motion is walking," mused Dirty fraternity man, chug-a-lug champ of the spending his life on a box of Kleenex. Red. "I sure hate to miss anything." Jinx Club. Why any girl is crazy not to think he's the dream." Going back to his rough and tumble Still tense with curiosity and fear, Red aims, he once fancied being taken in by a tried to analyze the gait of his new life So this is it, Red's big moment at last; lady wrestler, but the one he pictured partner. With the tread of her foot, he sur- tonight was the night he was long waiting didn't look like she could put up much of mised that she was wearing a flat shoe; for-his first fling. He began to feel a a fight-and even Dirty Red had some and since she didn't have a girdle on (he little hot under the collar, almost too hot. scruples.. could tell by the texture of his position). His head was beginning to swim-this ecst- "Wel," he pondered, "She must be of a acy was too much. His dreams of a thou- Now if our hero had not been optimistic younger set. Maybe I haven't missed any- sand and one nights (Royal-at that) was through all this he surely would have been thing after all." now a reality. in bad shape. But, like Raskolnikov, our "Dirty Red" of the twentieth century, rat- Arriving at their destination, Red heard On the verge of blacking out, he caught ionalized himself to be a super-smacker his partner exchange hellos with several his senses a moment and suddenly realized on whom no such unworthy destinies could friendly, feminine voices and felt there the ghastly horror of the situation. The be heaped. This reinforcing conclusion might be more in store for him than he heat-the surging moist sensation--the led to the power of positive thinking in bargained for. radiator-"The Radiator-it can't be"! our character's dreams. he gasped. With his fading consciousness Coming up the stairway he heard a he felt his pyramid of dreams melting On one of his better days he imagined voice singing in a shower. It sounded like, as if it were his own flesh and blood! himself as a personal enticer for a ravish- "0 make a pie girl, just for me." "Damn Finis. ing Hollywood star vacationing on the strange words," thought Red. French Riviera. At the beach he could look out over the dunes from his labial As these thoughts ran through his head, vantage point as she lay in the sun and see he was being placed on a small table un- beaches, nothing but beaches, all along der the window by a chic blueeyed blonde the shore. (And they too had living wearing a Blackwatch plaid coat and lipstick). black and white saddle shoes-quite a pleasant surprise and contrast from his It was such a tremendous view that he other dream girls. Glancing around the didn't even mind doing his share when room as she moved to a closet, he spied a she had to kiss that fat rolly-polly little paddle bearing the letters, "Omega Pi." man with the rolly-polly roll of money which was paying for the trip. Dirty Red "Now I get it," exclaimed Red. "The had to be good, because he too could be song, the girls, the room-it's a sorority replaced. house." Red had heard about these groups of unmarried girls who were or- One time she carelessly kissed him on ganized. This was too much. He sure was the moustache and poor Dirty Red was glad his mistress wasn't one of the afraid to open his eyes. Maybe he wasn't "closet-girl" calibre. No, she reminded so hard-hearted after all, if he was so him more of a Nash Rambler. (rambling afraid of bristles. "O barf, didn't do much from Nash to Nash). more damage than a toothbrush," he con- cluded as he snapped out of his fanciful Just then a form in a white bath towel musings and found himself still in his came bouncing into the room with one dark, dreary drawers. If he was so tough corner of the towel wrapped around her he had to expect a few knocks, 'cause finger drying her ear and the other hand her kind would be going far, and fast! across her torso holding the towel with a cheery, "All set for the big night, Cathy?" Red's imprisonment came to a screeching halt one day as he was lifted out of the "I hope so," grinned Cathy. "Just picked drawer and put onto the counter. This was up my lipstick; and my cleaning came in 18 THE CRIMSON BULL 18 THE CRIMSON BULL z z 0 0 IL E

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Frat. Pres. "Brothers, we are in a very Tek e: "Lets take a walk in the garden." serious position, and we must act quickly Tri-Delt: "I can only spare a minute." but with diplomacy." t Tek e: "That's O.K. Lambda Chi: "What's the trouble?" expert I'm an efficiency Frat. Pres.: "Well, it seems the drunk we threw out of the place last night was our * * * national president." D. IU.: "Darling, let's have a secret love * * * code. If you nod, I can hold your hand; if you smile, I can kiss you." Delt: "Did you hear about that girl ha Phi: "Please who went to the masquerade ball in a suit Alp] don't make me of armor?" laugh.

Pi Kap: "No, what happened to her?" * * *

Kap _Delt: "Nothing." when Alpha Psi: "And what did you do -L_ * when her dress started coming off?" L -. Alpiha Phi A.: "I just helped her out Phi Sig.: "Am I the first boy you've as best I could." ever kissed?"

* Z.T.A.: "Are you being funny or are you * * working for Kinsey?" "Do you know what the buglar who into the * * * broke SAE house last night got?" Chi-O: "Did you know that we main- "Ye ah-pledged." tain seven homes for the feeble-minded?" Rushee: "I thought you had more chapters than that." Theta: "Do you believe in free love?"

* * * Fiji "Did I ever send you a bill?"

Delta Sig.: "I finally went to see the college doctor about the craving I get for Rushee: "Before I decide kisses every time I have a couple of to pledge, do drinks." you dirink anything?" Chi: Alpha K. A.: "What did he give you?" Sig. "Anything!" Delta Sig.: "A couple of drinks." * * *

* * * "Iw wouldn't say the Sig Eps have a small LZ basem ent, but they have the only one with Phi Psi: "I wouldn't vote for you if you hunch-back mice." S -to were St. Peter himself." Kappa Sig: "If I were St. Peter you pE couldn't vote for me. You wouldn't be in Phi Tau: "Waiter, bring me some tomato my district." juice for a pickup." * * *Wai ter: "Yes, sir; and what will you AKFr1 have for yourself?" EDITOR'S NOTE: These jokes have 011 * * * "- W been selected at random from campus mag- 14 p R azines throughout the country. No personal Theta Chi: "Have you ever been pinched . inferences are intended, and for the sake fheging too fast?" - \ of equality each I. U. Greek chapter has for go N1 KI been mentioned. Signma Nu: "No, but I've been slapped." OF INDIANA UNIVERSITY 21

A \_.S A.E.P.: "My girl friend is a twin." D. Z.: "Have you heard about the new college game?" Pi Lam.: "How can you tell them apart?" Phi Mu: "No, what is it?" A.E.P.: "Her brother walks different." D. Z.: "Button, button, here comes the house mother."

A-O-Bi: "Goodness! It's three o'clock. I should have been in hours ago." MQ: Are you still engaged to that girl with the wooden leg?" "So should I," the male voice muttered GDI: "No, I got mad at her and broke it disgustingly. it off."

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Phi Delt: "How are you this evening?" Phi Kappa Active: "What are your D. G.: "All right-but lonely." greatest ambitions" Phi Delt: "Good and lonely?" Pledge: "To die a year sooner than you." D. G.: "No, just lonely." Active: "What's the reason for that?" Phi Delt: "I'll be right over." Pledge: "So I'll be active in Hell when you get there."

* * * Alpha Xi: "I'll stand on my head or bust." Acacia: Wish I had a nickle for every girl I've kissed. Phys. Ed. Instructor: "Just stand on your head. We don't expect too much." KD: What would you do, buy a pack of gum? * * * * * * Z.B.T.: "I had a dream about you last night." Alpha Gam.: "My what slim, expressive hands you have; they belong on a girl." S.D.T.: "Did you?" Sig. Pi: "You win, baby." Z.B.T.: "No you wouldn't let me." * * * * * * S.A.M.: "WAITER! There's a fly in my Alpha Chi: "Would you help a young soup!" woman in trouble?" Waiter: "What do you want me to do A.T.O.: "Sure, what kinda' trouble you about it, put a zipper on it?" wanna get into?"

Theta Xi: "I want to do something big, D. X.: "I went out last night with a something clean." had something." girl who really Theta Phi Alpha: "Why don't you wash KDR: "So?" an elephant?" D. X.: "I think I've got it." * * *

Announcements of the professor's new book and his wife's new baby appeared Dean Schaffer: "You say this man stole almost simultaneously. The your money out of your stockings?" professor, when he was congratulated by a friend Girl: "Yes sir." upon this proud event, naturally thought Dean: "Why didn't you but up a strug- of the achievement which had cost him the gle?" greater effort and modestly replied: "Well, Girl: "I didn't know he was after my I couldn't have done it without the help money." of two graduate students." 22 THE CRIMSON BULL MORE BULLROAR

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