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~------~------Oct. 24, 1985 University of Missouri-St. Louis Issue 526 Homeco ...... i 9 Celebration ropped yU B 1":------.. ----- we had adequate time to coordinate black students to boycott. Tbe flYl~r lcms in the past is that it has turned there would have been no possibility f() re-rvaluate last year's Home­ Daniel A. Kimack · coming to avoid th·e· problems of . editor-in·chief a high-quality Homecoming pro­ said tbat wh ite Greeks on camp us Into a giant populadty contest. The of putting together the event in only gram. That w,as t he biggest part of were attempting to put a closed Greek elections led to the a few weeks. last year. Part of the problem was Because of racial tensions a year the decision." stranglehold on the king and queen boycott. Last year, Ar leen Steevensz took that it wasn't well oreanized." ,ago, " inadequate" planning this . He added that the UPB would try elections when all UMSL fraler­ "I think what is needed is a more over when the acting Homecoming Thomason said that to have a year and a decrease in the Univer­ to "put together a last-ditch effort" nities and sororities held a run-off general (king ilnd queen) ticket. But coordinator resigned three weeks well-organized Homecoming calls sity Program Board's 1985 budget , to see if Homecoming would be con­ election. lhat remains to be seen. And we've prior to the event. Thomason said for cooperation from the university the UPB was forced to nix plans for sidered in future years. In years past, each gr oup entered had Homecoming in the past, but the result of the switch was a rushed " from the chancell or on down. in · Homecoming this month, according Thomason said that last year's separate candidates, The flyer said nobody ];n ew where the hell it and incomplete affair. terms of dollars. And it needs -to Dave Thomason, coordinator of Homecoming will be r eviewed later the run-off 'reduces the chances of a was, "What we need to do is to review spirited cooperation," student activities. in an effort to educate UPB of prob­ black candidate winning.' Past Homecoming have the purpose of Homecoming," The UPB th is year received It will be the first time in four lems e ncountered a year ago, Last UMSL Student Association traditionally been held off campus, Thomason said. "Who do we want to $63,250 from student activity fees years UMSL will not celebrate vear black students boycotted the Assembly chairperson Sue Denney sometimes not easily accessible to target it at? Why haven't the al umni monies. as compared to $74,250 a ~Hom eco ming. ~vent. charging UIV1SL fraternity outlined SA's view on UMSL students and alumnI. bee n involved? year ago, Thomason said that one " The lack of money and t he and sorority members with Homecoming: Thomason. who joined the student "Homecoming means for the request line cut from the all otment (racial) controversy of last year had racism. "We would like to see Homecom­ activities committee eight months alumni to come home. I think (the received was Homecoming. Last something to do with the decision." The Associated Black' Co llegians ing ha ppen. though it won't be this ago. said pl anning for a Ho mecom­ absence of alumni) is just a problem ,Thomason said. "But we did not feel last ~'ear circulated flyers asking year," she said. "One of the prob- ing this year was weak. He admitted UMSL has to face. But we also need UMSL.Team

~ . UMS'L Vice Chancellor Spots Halleys Joins Tretter-Gorma

CometFirst Steven Brawley A research team at UMSL has managing editor reported its first sighting of Vice Chancell or Blair K. Farrell ~Hall ey's Comet. The approaching announced Oct. 11 that he would comet, still more than 186 million resign as head of University miles away, is visible oniy through a Relations effective Nov. 15 . telescope at this time. In a memorandum from Chan­ . ' Bruce Wilking, assistant pro­ cellor Arnold B. Grobman, Farrell fessor of pbysics, and Jim Black­ stated that he had accepted a well, a senior physics major, saw the partnership y, i~1; the public comet early in the morning on two relations firm of Tretter- successive days, Oct. 16 and 17. The Gorman. {comet was observed and " [ have asked Dennis Verity to , photographed about 5 a.m, through assume the responsibi lites for the the 14-incb Celestron telescope operation of the Office of Univer­ located in observatory on UMSL's sity Relations until the next chan- '!ISouth campus. ce llor makes whatever The photos reveal a dim, fuzzy arrangement he/ she wishes." object moving among the stars, Grobman said. which appear as pinpoints of ligllt. .The comet moved a bout one-third of See " Farrell," page 3 Blair Farrell a degree to the west between the K, first and second sighting, Wilking said. It is located in the constella­ tion Orion and is more than 100 ~iimes fa inter than the dimmest star Series Pits UMSL, that can been seen with the unaided eye. "We found Comet Halley the first UMKC Chancellors .{light we looked for it." Wilking said. "We had to wait for a moonless and NUMBER ONE FANS: The " ShO W Me Series" swept across the UMSL campus this week, as the St. Steven Brawley cloudless sky." managing !" ditor Wilking st'ressed that the comet. Louis Cardinals and the Kansas City Royals battled fOl' the World Series title. Cardinal red and white could be see'n allover campus throughout the playoffs and the series games. UMSL student Tracy which appears every 75 ye;)rs. will Just in tJme for a much needed midterm br8a~. the "Show Me Series" is • not be the dramatic sigbt on this Liebermann (right) and friend were two of many "Campus Cardinal" fans celebrating during the giving UMSL a chance to take it's minds off tests. research papers, and even visit that it has been on previous series. administrative work. . trips. Up in 401 Woods Hall. Chancellor Grobman set aside his administrative "People will need to plan ahead if agenda. called Ui\'l·Kansas City chancellor George A. Russel l and made a fthey want to sec it.·, \Vilking said. friendly wager behu:en the UMSL and the UMKC baseball communities. "They will need to use telescopes or Student Activities Fee To Increase " Chancellor Russell and [ have wagered a case of Missouri wine on the binoculars. and they may need to series." Grobman said. consult sky charts, sucb as those varsity and intramural sports and $:5 5 S tuden t ACtiVity i=ee, ·'1 prefer white wine. and [ a m looking forward and expect to enjoy it," Matt Merriman Gro bman added. • be ing printed in popular astronomy R9Po_rt_9_r ______their related expenses. magazines. to find the comet." Student Services receives S2.l0, "Chancellor Grobman and 1 are enjoying the enthusiasim of this special Last lVeek"s sighting is part of an The $55 Student Activit)' F !'es for which is used mostly to fund one­ Student state event." Russell said. ··These two great teams have served and inspired on-going pr.oject at UMSL to m on­ full-t ime studcnts will be r Dised time student activity projects (e.g. Activities th eir communities." .. itor Halley's progress in its 19 85-86 next year acrording to Sandy . equipment, furniture). S12.32 The St, L ouis community is certainly being inspired by this unusual all ·trip around the sun. MacL eClfl. v ic(' chancellor of stud cnt Student Activities receives $12.32 Athletics srate event. . By early Nov .• the comet should affairs. which is used to fund about 70 Th e public relations people of St. Louis certainly are taking advantage of brighten rapidly from 10th The amount of the increase is organizations on campus (e.g. Stu­ $21.08 the World Series with the "What a Team'. What a Town '. and What a Time!," magnitude to 7th magnitude, Black­ not known. dent Association, University Pro­ banners t hat are waving in the exhuberant air of the city. I ;-Well said. .-\ccording to MacLean. the $55 fee gram Board. .-\ssociated Black Univers ity "The series provides an opportunity for the city to get publ ici ty;' said his­ (The brightest stars visible to t he would not generate enough revenue tory professor Charles P. Korr. "Having the Ca1.'dinals win has given people a Collegians). Center unaided eye are 1st magnitude. next year to pay for al l the programs According to MacLean. of the four reason to celebrate." Polaris, also known as the north currently funded by these fees, areas. the one that needs the biggest S19 .50 H owever, Korr said the city's self-image is more likely t o be influ enced by .sta r, is second magnitude. Nor­ "The problem is, we've got infla­ raise is Student Activities. the series. "The ad\'antage is that it gives people in the region a chance to mally the dimmest object that can tion and declining -enrollment.·' "There is a relationship between feel good." been seen in a clear, dark sky MacLean said. the quantity and quality of extra­ -Student SlI':r.. ices Korr' said this translates into a better image fr om within the city that without the aid of binocul.ars or a Currently the 555 fee is divided curricular activities and enroll­ digging a hole that we can not get out transcends to pcople who visit St. LouiS because of the series. telescope is 6th magnitude.) among four major areas (see ment." MacLean said. of." he said. "We need to run a com­ People have traveled across the slate to participate in the World Series ~ By the second week of Nov .. graph). . Students and student leaders prehensive program here at UMSL, activities. Ha ll ey's Comet should be located in The Uni\'ersity Center receives have been opposed to increases in because if you don't rU Il a full extra­ "What can I say sitting in the middle?" said UM-Columbia chancellor Bar­ the constellation Taurus. near the S19.50 to pay for its operation and the Student Acti\'ities portion of the curricular program. it has a nega­ bara S. Uehling. bright 1st magnitude star repay the bonds that financed its fee in the past. t i\' e effect on the quality of student "My name has been mentioned as a possible host of a running barbeque on 1',. Aldebaran. construction, ''I've been willing to live with this life .. · MacLean said. 1-70 . l'm for the one who wins. HI be wearing both red and blue;' said , See " Comet," page 3 Athletics receive S21.08 topal' for for the last several years, but we are See "Fees," page Z Uehling. *IOne Flevv Over The Cuckoo ~ Nest' Opens With Performance oday

, _ ' , to the legend of his bew.,;..! drug cul- near Stanford' He volunteered 8S a ' in his biography by Stephen L. Tan- country bus trip in an attempt. he political activities. and the rep- .Llnda Rockell! ture hero. or not. and why he paid subject to be submitted tu Iwr on the creation of the narrator of claimed. to shape thei r lives as an ressive society of the 1950s' some reporter remains a popular author t'oda" ~arious ex perimental drugs. Some the book: "I was flying on pe~'ote. art form. Kcsey was arrested may have simply been draw~ in by I How many s tudents do you know revealed the following of thc drugs had unpleasant side rcallv strung oul there. ,,·hen this se\'cral times and served jail sen- peer pressure. at UMSL who-go around higb on information: . effects. but some of the drugs Kese~' Inai;Jll came [0 me. I kne\\' noth ing tences for drug-related offenses. Whatever the reasons, it is \ ,;,..Lsb .claiming they are achiev, Kesey lived most of his early life enjoyed. Among them was LSD. about Indians. The Indians came Wh ere did

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TERRORISM MARK TWAIN SINKING

UMSL Professor Martin J. UMSL Professor David Car­ The UMSL women's swimming Rochester discusses inter­ keet explores the world of Mark team set a major set back last national terrorism this week. Twain in his recently-released week. Because Coach Rich Rochester's thoughts are noyel. Find out more about Car­ Fowler's squad was low on num' • brought out in a brand newUMSL keet and Twain in the today's bers, a decision was made to drop Profile to appear weekly. Features section. the program this season.

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, _0 · _ ------.------Oct. 24, 1985 page 2 CURRENT Newsbriefs-----4 Studen.t Association Africa Drive Raises $400 hunger situation and what college said. all money for technical supplies, 35 ~ifkin To Speak On Genetic Daniel A. Kimack students are doing to curb th.e I "I think weve got the Ul\ISL percent for immediate relief. 20 I edilOr-in-chief percent for long-range development problems, students im-o lved in the hunger "If nothing else. the fact that campaign." Denney said. "People and 10 percent for the hungry in S1. ~ngineering On Oct. 28 With a drive that raised $400 for UMSL WilS picked (by ABC) gives I USA for Africa last week, the UMSL realize there is something they can Louis. Denney said. I "We like the idea that it is not just the UMSL students credibility to : Jeremy Rifkin, a social economist will be on campu s Monday, Oct. Student Association ki cked off what do about (world hunger). I think it what we're doing and it shows that it immediate relief." she said, "It's a 128 and will speak as a social opponent to genetic engineering. will be a series of campaiglls to help was a remarkable feat to raise 5400 is something that should be : Rifkin will speak at a general lecture. open to the public. at 3 p.m. curb world hunger, St udent Associa­ in that short lime," good idea to supply those who can't supply food for themselves with the supported." • : in Room 101 Stadler Hall. lion Assembly chairperson Su e USA for Africa was picke d by Stu­ "We need the support of the stu­ technolog~~ and resources" : Rifkin has authored eight books in the past ten years on economic Denney said. dent Associat ion as the focal point dent body to make this more suc­ :, political. cultural, philosophical. and theological themes. His The Student Association held the of the fundraising drives because of UMS L, St. Louis University and Wash ington University will .join in cessful." she said. I books have been translated mto 12 languages. drive as part of a national World tile' wny it distributes the funds. "We're concerned with Ethiopian : Rifkin was selected by the " President's Commission on the Food Day OcL 16 and raised the Denne\' said, World Food Week, No, 11-16, Den­ ney said plans fo r the UMSL campus feeding. " said Hilary Shelton. Stu­ : Agenda for the 1980's" as one of the two social scientists to provide money in under two hours, Denney US!\-for Africa allots 35' percent of dent Association ' vice president. have not been finalized. : experteconomic testimony on future options for the U.S. economy. " Ten percent of Sl. Louisans are r Rlfkm has also been selected by the ;'Congressional Denney serves as chairperson for tbe UMSL Student Coalition Against hungry." . : Clearinghouse on the Future" to provide the first in-depth briefing Fees Shelton said that the Associated Hunger. The National Student Cam­ : on genetiC engineering for the leadership <:>f the U,S, House of Black Collegians. the St. Louis : Representati ves. expenditures. paign Against Hunger is headed by [rom page 1 Public Interest Research Groups on Associ ation of Socral Workers, and 'I Rifkin has appeared on various television shows, including "The system is good. We're not the National Organ ization of Black campus throughout the country, : "Today Show." MacNeil-Lehrer News Hour," .. ABC Nightline," a nd For the 'S5-'86 school year, the wasting money. , . the committee Universitv and-College Students : "20 / 20 ." $12.32 per full-time student adds up holds the organizations account­ Last week's fundraiser received national attention when ABC radio also are participating in area cam­ : Rifkin is the president of the Foundation on Economic Trends. to approximately S185.000 for Stu­ able, so as a result we get a lot of paigns against world hunger. : based in Washington. dent Activities. bang for the buck.'- MacLean s aid, inlerview('d m"mbers of SA on the 1 Dispersal of the S185,000 is o\'er~ " \V ith more m onev. the extra­ seen by the Student Activity Budget curricular program- could be Free Personal Counseling Committee_ The SABC makes Women's Health Care 1 improved in terms of quantity and I ' recommendations for expenditures quality. which." he said, "would ~vailable In Satellite Office to the chancellor. The board of have a positive effect on Family Planning, Inc. 1 curators has final approval of all enrollment.'- 1 Do you need Quality care in a : The Counseling Service will open a satellite office on the Marillac ~ ampus on Oct. 28 , 1985 . The office will be open on Mondays and Quality Environment that is .... [I'uesdays from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. The Counseling Service offers free LSAT ;personal. vocational and educational counseling to students, faculty • Personalized? ~nd staff. To make an appointment. call 553-5711 Preparation Course • Confidential? · I I Saturdays: November 9 - 30 :The College Of Arts And Sciences 10 am-noon • Affordable? I Call us for information on Birth Control, Thursday, December 5, ;To Prepare Course Content Booklet Health Exams, sterilization & Related I 6 pm-8 pm : At the request of the Dean's Student Advisory Council. the College Services. ~ of Arts and Sciences prepared a deta iled listing of the college's This fiv.e-week course is designed to help prepare students for the Law School Admission T e st which will be given December I course offerings for the winter semester. In the booklet, Arts and (314) : Sciences faculty provide descriptions of course content. activities, 7, 1985. Fee for the cour.sc is $75 (i ncludes parking and 427-4331 :textbooks and grading procedure. course materials). : , The recommended way to best utilize this booklet i ' in consulta­ F Plannin , Inc. ,tlOn WIth an academic advisor when planning your w :.'r schedule :for pre-regis tration. Each Arts and Sciences faculty ,,_/lsor and the For information, or to register, call UMSL :professional academic advisors in the college's de;n's office will :1:. Continuing Education-Extension at 553-5961 : have a copy of the booklet. In addition, copies will be available in ~the advising offices of the Evening College, the School of Business, ' th e School of Education, the School of Nursing, as well as both cam­ :Jhe:folmJous:}iix pus libraries. 2ND HALLOWEEN

Karen Kelly Schutzenhofer Is New , 429-3800 10646 St. Charles Rock Rd_ Assistant Nursing School Dean ~[ro)®~o @@U St Ann Medical Bldg. UMSL Karen Kelly Schutzenhofer, assistant profess.or of nursing at THURSDAY-OCTOBE R 31st . 'Students UMSL, has been named assistant dean of the School of Nursing, She THE ORIGINAL 1931 Reg_ & Faculty has been a member of the UMSL faculty since 1981. Schutzenhofe r received her bachelor-s and m aste r's degrees in nursing and her * Perm (includes cut & style) $47 $30 doctorate in education from Southern Illinois University­ FRAN KENSTEIN * Lamp Dry Perm (style $7 extra) $37 $27 Edwardsville. STARRING BORIS KARLOFF Ma n's Haircut (includes blow dry) $12 $9 AS "THE MONSTER" * * Ladies Cut & St~ l~ (includes blow dry) $18· .s 12 University Singers To Perform In DOORS OPEN AT 6:00 p.M. ORGAN CONCERT"AT 7:00 P.M _ Organist Jack Jenkins Washington D.C. Sunday March 16 25% OFF any other 1·270 services for ci · The University Singers, directed by Bruce Vantine, will be per­ Come in Costume! a: W COSTUME PARADE ON STAGE AT 7: 30 Students & Faculty ~ S+N forming at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in a: E vi Washington. D.C .. on the afternoon of Sunday. March 16. MOVIE SHO RTS: Discou nt Prices Good « Any faculty or staff person who kn ows of iomeone in the :r Betty Boop's Halloween Party w/UMSL 1.0. LINDBERGH '-' Washington, D.C ., area that ought to be informed of the concert. ...: Casper the Friendly Ghost VJ please send names, addresses and/or telephone numbers to Bruce Call for Appointment, .. NORTHWEST CYPRESS Vantine, Music Department. 305 Music Building. GOULlSH! GHOSTLY! GHASTLY! 429-3800 PLAZA $5 GENERAL ADMISSION JANICE MANeS HAIR DESIGNS Tue-Thurs , American Journalism Historians Tickets on Sale Day of Show ASHBY RO . CALL 9:30 to 8:30 •Assoc iation Is To Get New President Fri-Sat 10646 ST. CHARLES ROCK·ROAD (Just 'j, mite East of Northwest PlaZ2) Michael D. Murray, associate professor of speech communication, 534-111 1 9:30 to 4:00 has been elected president of the American Journalism Historians SPECIAL $1 PARKING Association, He is the first broadcast educator to hold the position. FOR THIS EVENT! The e lection took place at the association's annual meeting at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas. c:r..r..r..r..r..r..r../'../'../'../'..r..r..r../'...r../'J.7'../'..r..r...... /' ...... ///../'../'/ ...... r..r..r../'../' ...... ~4 Murray joined the UMSL faculty in 1982 and served as a special advisor to Chancellor Arnold Grobman. Prior to his coming to FREE !·UNI VERSITY PROGRAM ~ UMSL. he was head of the communications department at the University of Louisville and also taught at Virginia Tech Univ'ersity. LECTURE , A graduate of St. Louis University, he received his doctorate from I 80 D presents I UlVIC. ; Gifted Young Children Is Topic . AUTHOR I EDGAR ALLAN I JEREMY : Of UMSL Conference · . RIFKIN - ~ p' I A conference on the YOll ng gifted child, sponsored by Continuing ~ DE § : Education-Extension at UlVISL, will be held Saturday, Nov. 2, from 9 ~ § • a.m. to 4 p.m. in the J .e. Penney Building on the UlVISL campus. Mon. ,Oct.28 : This conference, designed for parents, teachers, administrators ~ A-CONDITION ~ , and nursery school personnel, will deal with identi fication of the 3pm " gifted pre-school child as well as appropriate pre-school and future § s .. learning experiences. · Nancy Johnson, consultant in the area of gifted ch ildren and ~OF SHADOW I : member of the advisory board of "Challenge Magazine-Reaching 10 1 Stadler . ~ A frightfully eerie experience ~ and Teaching the Gifted Child," will be the keynote speaker. Johnson's presentation will be "Teaching to the Top." Hall ~ § • : Another plenary session," Identification and Assessment of the sa Young Gifted Child," will complete the morning portion of the con- · ference. The afternoon session will consist of concurrent workshops §§ with topics including: " Peer Relationships of the gifted Child." § 8:00pm § " Classroom Strategies for Teachers of Gifted Children-' and " Pros Declaration of a Heretic § § · and Cons of the Differentiated Pre-School Experience." § Oct.2B § The final session of the con'ference will be entitled " Status of § § Legistiation Affecting the Education of Gifted Children." Jeremy Rifkin The fee is $30 per person or $40 for husband/ wife parent teams. ~ ~ The fee includes lunch and materials. . $1 Students! More information and a cmpletc scllcdule of workshops are avail­ Jeremy Rifkin represents a new breed of heretic, He is the man § § abl\ by calling Clark Hickman at 553-5961. who is saying NO to the modern scientific world view and the Aqe § ~ of Progress. Best known for his opposition to genetiC engineering, ~Children under 12 ~ ~ Presidential Research Awards he has slnglehandedly forestalled a whole new scientific revolu­ tion. MiHions of dollars of investments have .been put on hold, ~ . ~ sCientifiC expenements have been blocked and shackles have § $2FacultyI Staff ~ To Be Examined At UMSL bee placed on certain newfields of commercial development. This book is Rifkin's testament. In it he answers his critics, explains Nominations for the annu al Presidential Award [or Research and what he opposes and why, and describes the world view which ~ ~, Creativity are now being accepted on the UMSL campus. informs his own alternative vision of the future, § ~ Nominations should be made by co! leagues and coordinated through the deparmenta l chairpersons. " Rifkin is the author of several best-selling books, including · Entropy: A New World View," "Algeny" and "Who Should Play ~ . $3 general public ~ J At UMSL, the Senate Research and Publication subcommittee on God?" He has been featured in Time, Newsweek, Business Week, University Funding will examine all nominations received by the . § § the New York Times and has appeared on numerous TV shows campus deadline of Dec. 9. All nominations. with one especially '8 § recommended, will be forwarded to the chancellor who will send mostrecently "Donahue," "Today Show," "McNeill-Lehrer," "ABC Nightline," "20(20" and the evening news of the three major net­ ~ S one dossier to the UM president. works. Rifkin also regularly lectures to community and university The $10,000 award in unrestricted expense funding is open to audiences. He currently lives in Washington, D.C" where he is § §. faculty members from any field of the University. The nomination k 'a•• Director of the Fbundation on Economic Trends, ~ ~- , ~ ~ should focus on a particular accomplishment or corpus of work on § a characterizafion by & which an evaluation is conducted. It should also include evidence that there will be continued activity in the future that would be en­ . ~ ' . . JERRY ROCKWOOD · . . ~~y!ty ~ ... hanced by this award. There is no specific form'at for the nomina­ university . tion. For more information, Call 553-5900. prQgram • • §_ . J. C. Penney Auditorium , . .~ . board " t-..r..r..r..r...r...r...r..r.....-..r..r..r.....-.....-..r...r..r..r..r...... _ ...... r._._.....e-"'._...r..r._._../.?'..r..r._._..r/...o--._._._...J I :. · {jet. 24, 1985 · CURRENTpage.3.N ------~------~------~~--~

.------I Rochester Discusses International Terrorism Farrell

many parts of the world the u.s. · has been (rom page 1 . "The influence in corporate Steven Brawley community comes not in the num- ~anaging editor criticized for what was viewed as an illegal action . . Italy and some of our allies h.ave "While I deeply ret::rcl the loss of ber o( ·UMSL alumni, but in the Martin J. Rochester, political 'science depart· expressed concern over what was felt to be a lack a valued colleague. I am pleased positions they hold. "Our position ment chairperson, discusses the recent events of consultation. U.S and Egyptian relations have that Blair has an opportunity fur will improve as our alumni grow surrounding the hijackJ.ng of the AChille Lauro suffered. Many countries are rather upset with professional advancement," older." 'cruise Ship, This is the first installment of UMSL our action. I don't know that it will carry o'ver with Grobman said. Secondly Farrell said that many PrOfile, a new weekly news feature to appear in any positive results during the summit Farrell joined the UMSL slaff in corporations still have policies the Current. The following is a portion of Roches­ meeting. l!i74 as a consultant for develop- that prohibit them from donating ter's discussion with the Current. ment programs. to any public institution. ~ Has the U.S. used it s resources in other countries In 1975, Farrell was appointed "In the future we need to keep Has the apprehension of the hijackers of the to combat terrorism? Director of University Relations, working to get these poliCies and in 1984 he was promoted to Achille Lauro turned the tables in the U.S! 5 battle reversed and continue doing the against terrorism? One of the problems that we have, that is hard Viee Chancellor of the University . good job of making corporations , . for Americans to understand, is that many CiJun­ Relations Office. aware that UMSL is a legitimate I would like to thinkit has, unfortunately I think tries in the world are very sympathetic with the Farrell said that his work at . recipient of funds for higher it will have a minimal deterrent effect. Certainly, Palestinians and some other groups who are Tretter-Gorman will be different education." terrorism is not going to go away in the long term resorting to these types of methods out of des­ from that at UMSL because he will Farrell said the university "just until we understand the underlying problems thal peration. It is hard for us to understand how peo­ Martin J. Rochester joinedthe UMSL staff in 1972 and is chairperson nf the political science be dealing with a diversity of can't ask for money" and that fund­ ~ause terrrorism. Particularly the Palestinian ple can be sympathetic to people we vieyv as clients. raising grows with the maturity of issue of a homeland and the Moslem fundamen­ murderers and thugs. Again, they say that one department. His field of study is international organization and international law. "I will help with the day-lo-day the campus. talists concerns in the middle east. This par­ man's terrorist is another's national liberation operations at Trettor-Gorman and ticular episode may' in fact provoke another hero. One of the basic problems we have in com­ will be working with both their The university has improved fund-raising efforts in two major J?pisode of terrorism as revenge against the U.S. bating terrorists is getting others to share our larger and nelVcr clients." areas, Farrell said. One can certainly applaude the U.S. (President vi.ew that these terrorists are just terrorists and What are the legal implications concerning the Farrell said this arrangement Reagan's) action in this case as something that not just people fighting for a just cause. US.'s capturing of the hijackers? wl·11 keep the partners 'ln tile fl'r m The alumni fund-raising efforts was necessary to beat out justice to serve our from "having to worry" about the improved by the addition of a joint i'eeds, but oneshould be careful not to read too Is one of the basic problems in dealing with Th ere is some very interesting international administrative details. mailing and phone drive. "The current $100,000 alumni much into this episode. terrorism cultureshock? legal aspects to this situation. Technically any Oneof the primary areas Farrell Absolutely, for example the Palestinians view country that would have gotten their hands on was responsible for as head of pledge level is respectable," Farrell said. Has tbe build up of events in Beirilt concerning many U.S. actions as terrorism. I don't want to those seajackers could have tried them and exer­ University Relations was fund - The UMSL alumni can help even the U.S. embassy bombing and the TWA hijacking excuse their behavior. From our perspective they cised jurisdiction over them as pirates under raising. ~Iayed a major role iii the U.S. attitude of victory have gone beyond the bounds of civilization in international law. Another legal aspect is that Farrell ~aid this area has been a though many are not yet influen- in the capture of the Achille Lauro hijackers? murdering an invalid in a wheelchair. At the same technically what the U.S. did in forcing the Egyp­ challenge to the university. cial in the community by the time however. if you really want to understand tian aircraft down was illegal. There is no ques­ Farrell said the university's matching gifts programs spon- sored by many companies. This is just a momentary occasion to cheer, bu t the problem and try to solve it, you have to have tion that what we did, forgetting morality. present $1 million private fund- r. don't kno~ if it will go beyond the moment. I some empathy [ruHl where those other states and forgetting justice, \Vas technically going against raising level is a trerriendous In some companies, for every . think the circumstances are very unique in this people are comming from. international law. increase from the $78.000 level of gift a graduate of UMSL makes, the episode. Again, we have had so many episodes of eight years ago. company will match the gift on terrorist acts, that this one relatively minor How should the U.S. start putting together a Is it likely that the hijackers of the cruise ship "We can point to pride with either a one to one basis or a two to ,fpisode can't begin to address the kind of prob- policy of understanding? could be tried in the US.? 1ems we have had in the past. growth, but we still need to keep one basis. pushing)" Farrell said. The KWMU Studio Set has also One very intriguing possibility is to attempt to It is highly unlikely that we are going to get to. The university has been hit in played a major role in UMSL's fun­ Has tbis apparent victory for the Reagan mobilize world opinion through the U.S. and the There is no {juestion that we can claim jurisdic­ two ways in the fund-raising area draising efforts.· administration put the President in a stronger Soviet Union. Based upon the fact that the Soviet tion. Under.internationallaw. any pirates, seajac­ "ositlon for the upcomming summit with Soviet Union has been victimized by terrorists recently, kers, or hijackers, who are caught in any country according to Farrell. leader Gorbacbev? . maybe there can be some way to seize on that and . can be tried. So we have jurisdiction in that Farrell said primarily the young "This is no magic," Farrell said, mount some concerted international effort to regard. If we are lucky enough to get our hands on . UMSL alumni are not in prominent "We found an entity that was both I don't think so. It won't carry over to the sum­ draw attention to the problem. There is no univer­ these people we certainly can claim jurisdiction·.­ positions yet in the major firms visible and popular and a major lfITlit. Certainly he has gained in popularity domes­ sal definition of terrorism. I think, however, it is The reality of this happening, however, is very that are so crucial for private fund­ service that the community was rtically in the U.S. Keep in mind however. that in worth a try. questionable. ing Sllfl!'~-· . willing to support financially."

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\ . I » ~1 " editorials lage 4 CORREftT Oct. 24, 1985 Homecoming A Farce

Dances and floats and banquets and school into a racist, slandering game-. ;pirit and racial tensions. All that and more offers Whether the UPB's decision to ax the celebra- . ~brief description of what Homecoming should­ tion this year was monetary, or whether it was Ind shouldn't - be. meant to curb the problems ~f poor pJanning and: '~" Racial tensions surfaced a year ago at UMSL's unpleasant allegations, it was a good decision. ffomecoming, Some school spiritobvious\y was Should the university plan the event in future lacking, because not many people danced and years, it must be seen that careful evaluations of ~ampus Greeks easily held the edge in float­ what has made Homecoming an outgoing flop in f1,laking . past years must be dealt with, · So it is by sound reasoning that there will be no We hope the committee to be set up by Dave Homecoming fiasco this year. The decision by the Thomason, coordinator of student activities, will University Program Board was more than II mon­ shed light on a recurring problem, etary adjustment. UPB remembers too clearly the Homecoming traditionally is a dance and ban" problems of a year ago which continue to scar quet following one sporting event or another, In :he cefebration. previous years, sporting events - no mattet' how Add to the racial tensions the fact that Home­ sparsely attended - haven't been included in the <;oming has never been well received by the stu­ plans. UMSL doesn't boast a football team, but at dent body and the fact that the event has been held least there is soccer. in such places as Ellisville, Mo . - not easily Until the university can run a smooth, enjoyable lccessible to all students or alumn i- and it is easy Homecoming celebration, there is no need to to see there is need to change what has been con­ bother with what until now has been a complete· sistently wrong. farce. · Charges of white prejudice and discrimination Per haps Thomason is right in suggesting that floated in the hails of last year's Homecoming alternative plans be made. Perhaps a week of site. Blacks threatened to boycott the event. White separate activities on campus could be served as Greeks were charged with forcing the boycott. an invitation to former students. Homecoming: a return of alumni and a show of There was no need for a Homecoming this year. school spirit. That's not what it has been. There is no call for something that will be turned Hopefully it will be. Until that time, letthe UPBsit on it and look at alternatives. Need Work At Home The UMSL Student Association may have apartheid movements, and now world hunger, that helped bring forward some type of divestment of UMSL students are unable to clean their own CUD­ UM funds invested in companies doing business in boards. The old problems still exist: parking, tui­ ~outh Africa. That will be decided at the end orthe tion, text book np-otls, and others. Some of those year when UM President C. Peter Magrath for­ problems have been targeted by SA for action wards his suggestions to the UM Board of sometime this year. >eAh Curators. It is imperative that happens. It would prove a / And the UMSL SA is trying to do its part to curb terrible downfall of UMSL student government world hunger with fundraisers on campus, T-shirt should its elected leaders turn their heads from ' sales, and participation in the upcoming World issu es right here at home. Student leaders are jus­ Food Week, beginning Nov. 11. tified in pursuing other caUSes. But should it be at Both are strong, important causes. It is favor­ the expense of relative campus causes? No, it able concerns such as these that brings credence shouldn't. to the powers of student government. Nothing bad The problem, or potential problem, li'es not only can be said about the Student Association's involvement in such endeavors. in Student Association. It also lies in the student The question is what has stud'ent government body itself. SA leaders arc elected leaders - whether it is by 10 or 90 percent of the student pop­ done for the students on campus. The axiom "what ulation·vote. They are elected to represent us and have you done for us lately" applies here. Past governments have· been criticized for fight for our concerns. True, the intelligent won't torn away from im­ doing too little. Others have been under fire for portant issues such as apartheid or world hunger. doing nothing at all. Situations such as those cer­ , But they must also realize the importance of cam­ tainly are worse than what seems to be the prob­ . pus governments focusing on campus issues. But lem now. the lack of a collective student voice in SA is Where do student concerns lie? Does the ~ remarkable. Colege Pr .... Service majority of UMSL students feel that apartheid and world hunger problems should take precedent It is time for the UMSL students to voice their over problems at home? Should they feel that way? opinions. It is time for the Student Association to The students, and SA, should realize the impor­ listen. What does this campus need and want? Only tance of change and improvement needed right the students cim provide the answer for the stu­ here on campus. dent government. Only a student government is Many students do not realize the need for able to digest those opinions. Talks About IToday Showl change. Others are apathetic. Student Association A student government without the input of the has focused so much time and energy on anti- student voice represents nothing. powder-puffed and dressed for a smird and the young lady went on to formal date as she shared with us say bow much she loved the commentary tbe "very high price" of attending Midwest. Brown University. In between gulps When asked to compare an'd con-~ Loren Richard Klahs and grimmaces, Pauley kept reeit· trast their choice of educational ing the price in dol1ars and cents as institutions (each of the inter­ if she were appraising the value of a viewees has been on their respec­ For those of us who might have mink coat or a Porsche. The fact that tive campuses for approximately missed the "educational" non-event a year's tuition at Brown is more two montbs) the young man from of the century, I will be happy to re­ than likely considerably less than Brown said he didn't envy the cap. Payley's annual bill for cosmetics weather at the University of "The Today Show," starring Jane was no t' mentioned. Michigan and the young woman said . Pauley and Bryant Gumble "live" at that she didn't envy the "Ivy..,. two institutions of higher learning, Gumble, on the other hand, took Leaguc" status of Brown. And that was telecast Thursdaymornine. Oll a more laid-back, out-doorsy was it' . I Oct. 17 , 1985. The premise of this approach with hiS interviewing con­ What could have been an insight- "event'.' was to introduce the cerning a freshman coed at the ful look at the modern-day univer- II audience to the "Class of 1989 ," and ' University of Michigan. The sity stUdent. instead turned into ar I presumably to enlighten us con­ audience has a difficult time, rather glossy waste of time. cerning the 'motives and actions of howcver, learning anything from In the name of education, " The today's y.oung university students. Cumbie and company. The inter­ Today Show" simply gave its Pauley was stationed in Pro­ vi ew took place on what looked like a viewers a rather provincial and bor vidence,R.I., while Gumble held the campus quadrangle. Lots of store­ ing look at university life . . fort at Ann Arbor, Mich. bought "smiley-faces" were in ovcr­ In a word, the entire segment Pauley looked as if she were abundance as Bryant smiled a goofy was " undcrwhc lming,"

Letters------~------~/------~------Asks For Support For ACLU Describes Genocide To Readers Dear Editor: cultural integrity among its belts. If the colleges who had stock Dear Editor: wielded as a weapon against the to the American Civil Liberties The word genocide has been immigrants, both black and white. in the car manufacturers would alternative culture that often Union. The ACLU has repeatedly used rather frequently with'regard It has tried to stop the progressive band together, there might be a This is a letter in support of the chooses a collective or coopera­ demonstrated their willingness to to South Africa. Webster's Dic- political groups because the block of stock large enough to ' principled position of Dean Jones tive lifestyle, . defend iarger principles by pro­ tionary describes genocide as the Afrikaners in power fear force the companies to install and Ms. Horn against the Ladue tecting the interests of individuals deliberate and systematic des- genocide themselves. passive seat belt restraints, · ordinance prohibiting unmarried It is my hope that their efforts to suffering injustice. truction of a raCial, political or Each year about 50,000 Unfortunately colleges are divest- couples from living together. oppose this law are successful, and cultural group. The Republic of Americans will die on our nations' ing of stock under moral grounds. These types of Jaws are not only towards that end I might suggest Sincerely, south Africa has done everything highways. This number could be Fifty-thousand deaths are not _ personally invasive, but have been readers make a small contribution David W. Pate possible to preserve racial and cut in half if everyone wore seat- genocide. Name. withheld upon request

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Room 203 Mark errors. Cat! Productive hands. Love, this year. ' love, be in poor taste will not shocks. Call 839-1309 ,Futures Business Center ride in your new Twa in . Building. 553- Matt Your,sugar Oaddy An Interested Adm 'rer . Mom cam be published. 5123. after 5;30 .. $2,1'00 .. et 721 - 8200 . . : an ex·labie featUres/a page 6 CURRENT Oct. 24 , 1985 Video Sp~of . Book Co ments On Twain's Return Laugh-filled, Marjorie Bauer features/arts editor Entertaining " I been there before," said Mark Twain's Huck Finn at the end of the PILOTHOUSE: MarkTwain' sVictorian book. He said, "I reckon I got to light mansion (below) in Hartford, Conn., Nick Pacino . out for the territory, 'cause Aunt which he helped design in the form of film critic Sally's goin' to civilize me, and I a ship. Out recently from MCA HO!TIf " don't want that. I been there before. " Video is tbe classiC musical comed"l " Paleface" (1948) with Bob Hop ~ !, " I Been There Before," is also the and Jane Russell. This laugh-fille • title of David Carkeet's new book spoof of 'the Wild West has Russel just published by Harper & Row: playing outlaw Calamity Jane, wh'. (Carkeet is, of course, associate agrees to trap renegades sellin professor of English at UMSL.) " It guns to the Indians, in exchange fd!:' would have been better." Carkeet ber jail sentence being cancelled, I explained, " if the line had read 'I ' , . .... I been here before, ' " because the ------~ plot of the new novel is about Mark Twain's re-entering the Earth with video the appearance of Halley's Comet in NEW BOOK: David 1985. Carkeet (left) has nevvs "1 didn't have the title as 1 was' Mark Twain (inset) working the book," Carkeet said, write in " I Been As a cover, she uses meek.-:: • " But midway through, it struck m e There Before.} mannered Hope, a bumbling dentis.t ~ , as being perfect. When I sent it to the from the East, traveling west. Thi, ~", publishers, I asked them to have was Hope's first color film and his" Mark Twain riding the comet on the biggest bOlC -office success. Ente i-"~ cover, so that Earth should be seen ''l'm more interested in qu ality being there. " Ha lf m y book is osten­ co uldn't hal'e d rlD e it. " his career in writing," he said, He ta ining routines and Oscar-winnin'g' from Twain's pe rspective in the di s­ r ather than quantity." Ca rkeet said sibly an edition, published by th em , Carkeel said the Twai n book was got hi s master's from the University song "Buttons and Bows" make iI" tance. That way, the 'there' really explaining how he works. some­ of what Twain \\'fote after he comes the ha rd est to wri te, because it was of Wisconsin in 1970 and his Ph.D. great mix, makes sense." times reworking pages of cupy "that back to life, wi th an int ro duction by the least persona l. " My problem from the Uni versity of Indiana. He Director Norman McLeod (" Top ~ " Of his two earlier books, Carkeet didn·t work." them. a nd reports of their try ing to was to get ins ide Twain's head and came to UIVISL in 1973 to teach per" 1937) was adept a handling,~ said he didn't h ave a title for lhem Ca rkeel has long had an interest track him down. So it' s a mystery wr i te Ii ke him." he said .. , I struggled linguistics, but started writing and good comic actors (Red Skelton~ ", : for a while. "1 struggled and finally in Mark Twain, otherwise, he said. too. I wrote. telling the editors what through many drafts. My problem teaching short story writing about Danny Kaye, Marx Bros" W,C. lhe editor came up with " Double he "wo uldn't be able to w i.', rk com­ I planned to do and they said, ·Sure. was to convince the reader he had 1980 , when he felt comfortable Fields) and did two othe r Hope' ~ films, VHS/ Beta, 91 min. .., , Negative," which was good. because forta blywith the stan'." Carkeet has go ahead'-T heir work is to publis h a come back to earth. We only know teaching writing. and' of co ur­ the book deals with linguistics, but written articles and' taught Twain. definitive edition of Twain for the Twain through his writing, -so my se,teaching Mark Twai n. A current release from. RCj\': doesn't really have anything to do next 100 years. pe rhaps for all Columbia Home Vid eo is the so he said, "the idea fell in naturall\' burden was lo r eprod u ce a new set of Ma rk Twai n came into the world with the plot. But r got away with it,'· acclaimed mystery, " A Soldier '~" with my teaching. And . of course. time." materials thr ough which the r eader with Halley's Comet in 1835. He said he said, chuckling. Story" (1984) starring Adolpt1~ m oving to Mi ssouri heightened mI' would get to kn ow Twa in in a modern "The Almighty has said, no doubt, "".fter doing his research in Caesar in his Oscar nominated~ interest in the subjeL't~ But there setting. So, of course, he came 'Now here are these two unaccount­ Carkeet's other book, "The California, Carkeet went to the east (Best Supporting Actor) perform;. , was a whole bunch of research to back' able freaks; they came in together, Gre atest Slump of all Time," was o to resear ch more. He looked at New ance and Harold Rollins, Jr. Also do. they must go out together.' " And he the standard syntax of baseball, he York. and Hartford Conn. where ' " I make him write travel stories, nominated for Best Picture, this is' d id , indeed, d ie in 1909 , at the"next said, "The Greatest This or That of " I had to travel to " 'here Twain TWClin lived. "P eople in Missouri articles. letters to his wife. He's not an emotion charged story superbl)t: appear ance of the comet. all Time," he added. worked and where m\' no';.::1 is set. I . don't know anything :l boul thal, but happy about being res urrected. so adapted from Charles Fuller's.: he imagines her being alive. "r Been T here Before," brings " The Greatest Slump of all Time," traveled to Nevada,- where Twain [h is life there] is as important to Pulizer Prize-winning play. . 1\vain back again for us, with the his second book, is about a dep­ went with his brother in 186l. after th em.· as Hannibal is to lVIis souri. al though s he's not in the book at Set in World War II, a black army ' al l." . reappearance of the comet in 1985, 1 ressed baseball team. It looks at being a river pilot. Twain al'oided Twai n lived probably the happ iest captain (Rollins) ' is sent to 3 , ti II h e disappears again with depression serio usly, Carkeet said. the Ci vil War," Carkeet expla ined. 20 y a rs of his adult ti fe there ti ll Carkeet is aware of his gift for Louisiana base to investigate t~~ Hal ley's in 1986, "I got interested in baseball when I " He was a Confederate Irregular for about 18 90 His house is a great Vi c­ humor. "although [don't try to be a shooting death of a black sergeant came to St. Louis in 1973 ." ho.;o weeks a nd the n he quit. :\fte r to ri I mansion which h e helped stand-Up comic to amuse m y (Ceasar). He discovers that tbe "Double Negative," his first book that stint, he spec ul a ted in sill'er, d eS Ign He \\'85. by the n. a wealthy friends: As a " riter. [comedy] sergeant had been a vicious leader' was publis hed in 1980 by Di al timber. land. but none of that m a n. seems to be what I do." He said he'd and could bave been killed by arty': Publishers and in paperback by worked out. So he started \\Titing Twain's m on~ m ents across the tried "straighte r stu ff" but that number of people. P enguin. "The Greatest Slump" was full time, in 1862 for th ,' coulH ry ~t a rt ed in \l is~ou ri. which didn·t hold his interes t - he'd get A suspense-filled drama, wit\i' I publ ished in 1984 by Harper & Row Terr itoria l Ente rprise." he Ie t at ag e 17 . oing west. then bored. excellent acting all around an-d­ director Norman Jewison ("And­ Publishers, and in paperback also Ca rkeet said most of th e Enter­ wanderin til l he settl ed down in the Carkeet said his presentations Justice for All" 1979) creates a fas­ by Penguin. prise articles ha,'e been lost in fires. east. He had a summer home in are like Mark Twa in's, apparently cinating and compelling film, VHS Future books ar e still in the pla n­ But there's an irre,'crant to ne, mak­ Elmyra, :\. Y. wher e he wrote Huc­ sponta neous. "but very well Beta Hifi Stereo. Color, 101 min, ning stage, Carkeet said, but it' s too ing fun of people in 1I1OS C e.'isting. kl eberr:' Finn and same other rehearsed." He said Mark Tw ain Rated P .G. soon to t alk about it. " It's got to be an Twain wrote that he a nd anothe r bo o .,. " It·s a r etreat for writers would ha\"e been a gr eat a ctor. and A classic silent, " Gold Rusb" • important idea that you can live r eporter, whom he ca ll ed " Tile now," 31'keet ~ aid ." 0 I got to work he did appear in some amateur pro­ (1925) is out from Kartes Vid.eo. Sir with for several year s. It's got to be Unreliable" was under the \\' ca her here . , nd th ey \ 'ere very interc:; t­ ductions.and gave dramatic Charles Chaplin stars in and directs the r ight idea. It's a very personal and d idn't show up: A lot of good· ed in what I I\'as doi ng." read ings. thing," he explained. " You can't just nat ured ribbing w['nt on. he said. this winner about the " Little decide to write a book a bout a CarkL'et said he g( t a grant from OriginJII~ ' from Sonora, Calif.. Tramp" in the Yukon, with sen­ baseball team. You wouldn't know For his research, Cark et went to th e Weldon pring Fund and one Carkcet got his undergra du8 tc timental love scenes and a dance what to write. The m ore you write, Berke ley . Cal if. to the ;,Ia rk Twain frolll the . "aliona l E ndowment fo r - degree at Da\'i s and Berkeley. "I . JUMP: Twain shown in hall girl, his inventive dance using ~ the better id ea you get of what you Papers for most of it. Tha t institut e th e .-\ rts. "T hat. a nd the pu blisher's grc\\' up r ight n e8r wher e Twain newspaper cartoon spoofing his_ bread rolls and the pantomime of • do best. r ve made a number of false provided th e basis for t he no'·e l. ad,'ance m oney allowed me to take a wrote 'Tile Jumping F rog' story. story " The jumping frog of him devouring an old shoe make this starts, but I won't m ake a ny m or e." 'TI ost of the unpublished doc um e nts year 0 Otherwise, " he said. " I \\'h ich rea lly launched Ca lv eras County" one of the best comedies ever. VHS Beta. B.W. 82 in. A release from Lightning Video stars Joanne Woodward and Charles UMSLSenior Jerry Rockvvood Characterizes Edgar Allen Poe Durning in " Crisis at Central High" (1981) a TV movie dramatizing the ,. true story of the 1857 school integra­ FillSPosition Michele Smith tion in Little Rock, Ark. assistant features/ arts editor Woodward, nominated for an Ii Emmy in tbe role, plays the assis­ rriAFROTC There's m ad ness in the air. Th is is tant principal, and gives a superb the month of Ha ll oween a nd of rendering of the character. Durn­ [Editor's note: The following arti­ witches, ske letons. and ghosts. ing, as the harried principal is cle was submitted by Major The m agic of one g host, that of nearly as good. Directed by Lamont , Michael Lilley, AFROTC, Det, 207, Edgar Alle n Poe, will vis it UMSL Johnson this is a powerful adapta- !4 Parks College, Cahokia, IlL 1 th is m onth co urtesy of actor Jerrv tion of the book by Elizabeth Huc­ Rockwood. - . For the first time in history, an kaby, the person played by UMSL senior has been selected to Rockwood will perform h is one­ Woodward. VHS Beta. Color 120 : fill a key position in the St. Louis m an show Oct. 28 , from 8 to 10 p.m" min. ';' area Air Force ROTC program. in the J .C. Penney Aud itorium. From their Special Collector'S * Cadet Major Theoplis (Ted) Rockwood's show. A Condition of series, Thorn EMI has released ' HudsQn Jr., son of Mr. and Mrs Shadow - a characterization bv "The World at War," a 26-coIQ ~ Theoplis Hudson Sr., will serve J erry Rockwood, deals with Rock­ documentary, detailing the crucial • this fall as one of only two squad­ wood acting out the character of confrontations and key events :­ ron commanders selected each Poe. The s how mixes Poe's life and surrounding World War II. ThJs: term by Air Force ROTC Detach­ how he wrote with a simple setup Emmy Award-winning series uses : ment 207, home-based at Parks and dimly set up stage. Rockwood. some of the most dramatic war ' College, Cahokia, Ill. In this criti­ will take the audience through th e footage I've ever seen. : • cal position, Hudson will be re­ maze of ,a nguish and torme nt that Narrated by .Sir Laurence Olivier, : -( sponsible for training and was Poe's li fe. this epic relates the memories and ! supervising AFROTC cadets from Rockwood's characterization ca n experiences of the combat soldier, • seven colleges and universities compare wi th that of Ha l Holbrook's as well as those of Eisenhower,:. located throughout the St. Louis Mark Twain. Indeed, the 5 foot-8 Rommel,Churchill, Hirohito, Stalin : metropolitan area. He won t he job Rockwood is the exact same height and Hitler in both rare and fascinat-:. in competition wilh Air F orce and build of the deceased Poe. Rock­ ing footage. VHS Beta. Each tape; ROTC cadet officers from seven wood was also a swimm e r. like P oe. runs 52 minutes and contains B/W . schools. when he was young. and color. ; . The 21 -year-old pilot training '''My connection with Poe has bee n Also out is the classic " (Jur Town": candidate plans to complete hi s attended by a n odd series of coin­ (1940) from Prism Entertainment,; degree in management informa­ cidences," Rockwood said in a press MADNESS: Jerry Rockwood plays Edgar Allen Poe in solo show, Oct,28 on campus. starring William Holden, Martha­ tion systems in December, 1985 . release. "I had started life as an· Scott, Thomas Mitchell and Beulah: 41 Upon graduation, he will also be actor, eventually gave it up to go ' went into lhis show. ". Bondi. Based on Thornton Wilder'S: commissioned as a second lieute­ into full-time college teaching, and the aloneness magnifies every­ port t o set up [or th e show," Much of the show is built on Rock- Pulitzer Prize-winning play about: nant in the United State Air Force thing, T here used to be all that chat­ Rockwood said. " 1 s upe rvise the had not acted for many years, when wood 's own painful memories, life in a small New England town, a t> and attend undergraduate pilot an old friend from P hiladelphia ter in the dressing room am ong the focusing of lights, the setting of HI know only loo well, as did Poe, the turn of the century. : training next year. called me in New York one evening actors in a show. Now I talk to intens ities for lights a nd sound and what frustrations and humiliations Superior acting by a champi . o~ • As the " Gateway Detachment," to say that he had been read ing some myself. The re is no one to rescue make other decisions." one mus t endure if he tries to be an cast, as director Sam Wood ("Fo~ AFROTC Detachment 207 serves stories by P oe. you when you blow a line on stage, or The show has been well rece ived artist in our society ," he said. "j s an Whom the Bell Tolls" 1943) explore!!' . students located at UMSL, Parks HHe had come across a pict ur e of to confide in." by college audiences. actor prepares his role, he must the strife and affection within and College, St. Louis UniverSity, Poe and asked if I knew that I looked Rockwood has been performing at " It's so grat ifying to have dredge up from the past those among the various families, Osca~ - Washington University, Harris­ colleges and communitv theaters students come back a ft er the per­ very much like him. He suggested I in cidents' which are analogous to nominations for Best Picture an4 Stowe State Ciollege, the St. Louis for severa l years. He is also his own formance and say that they' re off to do a one-man show and [ told him he events in the life of his character." Scolt for Best Actress. VHS/ Beta/ ! Community Cllege campuses. Air was cracked," Rockwood said. "Yet stage manager an d technical crew. r ead som e m or e Poe," Rockwood The evening of Oct. 28 promises to B/W . 89 min, . ; Force ROTC gives young men and a week later I found myself in the li­ " Ofte n I don' t have time for din­ said. ' 'The plea sure of these r espon­ be in the true spirit of Halloween. " A · An ~xciting adventure, " Thf' women the opportunity to work ner, since I go straight fr om the air- ses is worth all the toil and pain that Big .. brary and at the Poe s he lL " Condition of Shadow" is being spon- ' . Sky" (1952) bas recently hit th4 toward a commission as an Air Rockwood dug into Poe's life sored by the University Program stores from RKO Home Video, Set i~ Force officer while in college, and which he call ed ., a Maelstr om of Bo ard, the 1830s, Kirk Douglas plays a fUl it offers financial assistance as lilt's SO gratifying to have students come anguish a nd frustration." Rockwood As Rockwood puts it, "And so, a trapperleading a trading expeditioB • well. For example, college juniors became fascinated ;'1 ith the task of live actor and the ghost of a long- up the Missouri River, : ,and seniors such as Huds on revealing P oe's life on the stage back after the performance and say that dead poet have joined forces, and Closely based on the A.B. 'Guthri~ _receive $100 tax-free each month through P oe's writings, and baving sometimes I have the eerie feeling novel, versatile director Howard they are in school just for being each illuminate t he other. they're off to read-more Poe. that m y performance is taking place Hawks ("Rio Lobo 1970) provides ·enrolled in Air Force ROTC. Many After a year of reading, editing not in the present but in a time Indian fights, personal conflicts ana • cadets also earn scholarships. and juggling material, Rockwood he pleasure of these responses is worth somewhere between now and then, fast-moving action VHS/Beta, B/¥\ College students interested in had a one-man show and quickly in a limbo where kindred souls from 122 min, • joining the UMSL Air Force ROTC found an agent. .any place or time may meet, toucb In case you have attended program should call 1-800-851- all the toil and pain that went into this to~ RockwooC! says that the adjust­ and meld together for a brief many picnics. Vestron Video hal C. 3048, extension 230 for more ment has been strange. " The show.II -Jerry Rockwood m om e nt, before being sifted back details. See "PaCino," .page 7 strangeness comes about beca use eac h to his own reality" •, • ~ • ;, 't. 24 , 1985 CURRENT page 7 .. . all Means Car Winterizin o al eVISIO tisers of those same programs. With derived. A recent example is "Ben­ Loren Richard Klahs book rev iewe r a chosen few at the controls, those son" which sprang from Susan controls remain relatively consis­ . Harris' "Soap. " Well, it's that time of year again. "Inside Prime Time" tent and constant. Once a successful television 8.95) Grant Tinker. chairman of the board public, a s pin-off series seems to be ,now. Now is the time to get your The great majority of Americans of NBC . The former head of the a safe bet. While any new television ,If read~ for winter driving. We ,who watch television in any form MTM production company goes on show's success is Virtually a ill have somc nice fall days are being influenced by a mere to state t hat,' , , . Th ere is no ques­ craps hoot, it is safer and more · .head. which are p'erfect for work­ handful ' of peopl e who control the tion that TV is so rt of a little closed economical to predict future per­ 'gail the car. So, if you don't want to cQmmercial ind ustry, Th e person~l society and ... the product looks fo rmance on past performance. , a mechanical mishap, now biases and subjective decisions like it. It reflects that we are a Therefore "samcness" is usually I, t he time to winterize your rod. made by thi s inner circle of prime­ limited crowd." t he f ule, ' time to winterize your rod. time taste-makers is critically With a few hundred individuals at Todd Gitlin is able to dissect the 'The most common winter break-' analyzed and discussed by author the helm, there .is little wonder why heart of the beast with a fine tooth ~ own occurs in the radiator Flush Tod d Gitlin in his book '" Ins ide the shows we view during ' prime comb. While many of his insights ' r:ld refill your radiator with new Primc Time.'" time shar~ a great many common concerning prime time television qU- freeze to prevent your engine . Of the 14 chapters sandwiched be' variables. Television departments are merely second nature to many of from freezing up on those 30 tween a prologue of statistics and an are many times diviSions of ma~r us by now, the evolutionary process ~egree - b~low -z ero mornings. epilogue of rem in iscences, "' rnside motion picture studios that are now as described by the author in detail Check your radiator hoses also. Tracks in a Small World" proves to centerpieces of co rporate con­ is botb new and in formative to the I €racked or split radiator hoses are be the most revealing. This' chapter glomerates. With big bu sin ess tak­ average viewer. h~rd to prevent, but easy to avoid if is succinctly edited into one state­ ing on the role of both mentor and " Inside Prime Time," if for noth­ tI,ey are replaced regularly. Fan m ent by Esther Shapiro, co­ censor, the creative process more ing else, is a val uable book. because too, don't show many signs'£ execut ive prod ucer of the TV $eries often than not is glJided (if not it manages to put the business of wear before they break. If you've "Dynasty. ,. " ... Here we have a politely pushed) into the re'a lm of commercial television program­ had the same bells for more than country with ZOO million people. and mass consumption . ming into something of a conceptual th,ree . years, it's time fo r a co uple hundred people r unning the Once an innovative show surfaces framework, with perimeters replaceme nts. In checking your whole show." (i.e. "Miami Vice," "The Cosby defined and in place, the reader is belts, look for small cracks along The author adds that"' ... this Show." etc) the poorly imitated more enlightened concerning what · th'e edges which signify structure is normaL when a handful . clones can't be too fa r behind. The he sees and what he does not see · b~ittleness . of ~uyers dominate an industry." It results are usually disastrous, but on televisi('n. :Now is also the time of year to STARTTRUCKIN: Now is a good timeto get your car readyforwinter. behooves the TV industry t o seek out the powers that be seemingly cannot Apparently the most successful start · shopping around for snow Th is will help prevent getting t he sad tune of an untuned, unwin- tne lowest common denominator in res ist the impulse to duplicate and folk in the game of prime time TV tires. The prices of snow tires terized car. ' terms of both ratings and advertis­ copy . are the ones who are most equipped . s c'cm to jump with the coming of ing profits. Once this principle is The same ar gument can be made to "fit in" with the existi ng status th-:C first major snow. Buy a reput­ advantage ui \lUI' l' U,~j , ,,,,jl months Also, in yo u trunk should be a gas clearly und erstood, it becomes for the spin-off series. This trend quo. There are few rewards fo r aolc name when shopping for tires. to crawl under the car and make can, a reliable jack and a spare increasingly evident that . prime­ took on great proportions with the those who attempt to rock the boaL It will be morc expensive than a K you r lasl oil change before l he tire, of course. A couple of bottles time leleV1SlOn programs (as weil as advent of Norman Lear's " All In The However, it also seems to be that M'art blue light s pecial, but a other programming) is designed to Family," as well as the vintage trends and fads are susceptibl e to weather becomes forbidding, of liquid '" Heet" are also he lpful in q\lality tire will endure more win- capture the t ime and attention of an " Mary Tyl er Moore Show." The changes of paddle in mid-stream. clearing frozen fuel line and car­ · ters than a ·'cheapie." So save a lit- As usual, the re are those things audience of potential consumers. same argument can be m ade for­ Without that certain gul·level sense buretor throats. In addition, try to · tle more money and then buy a set that yo u should have in your trunk Just as the programs themselves Garry Marshall"s -- Happy Da\,s.·· of the marketplace, many of the oft ires from Goodyear, Kelly, B.F. prior t o. the first snow falL First, keep yo ur gas tank at least one consume t he time of the audience, it Sometimes t he spin-off serie; is creative forces in television may Goodrich, efc. jumper cables are almost a must quarter fulL This will a lso prevent is hoped that t. he same audience will even more successful than the fall into the trap of reading and rely­ - If you haven't had a tune-up . fo r winter driving. How many gas-line freeze. be induced to patronize the adver- original program from which it was ing on yesterday's papers. lately, now is the time, especially times have you helped a friend, or Lastly, keep an extra coat or if' your car is a rough-running have needed you r ow n car jump­ warm covering in the tru nk just in rrl~chine in the winter. Even some­ started? Cables cost about$20. But case you get stuck som ew here and etwork ovides Services tl'!ing as simple as a tune-up can be after the fi rst couple of times of have to go walking for help. Pacino a' mechanic's nightmare when the use, they become money well How long has it been since you felt The network coordinates the ser­ from page 6 weather turns cold. The weather ' spent. You can cut down the really good? This question, asked by vices of the Optometry Clinic. 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not to be competing in swimming," DennyToSpeakAt. , Dan Noss Fowler said without quite knowing sports editor the reason, UMSL ForFCA . Coach Rich Fowler answered the Past the fact that there will be no W'Jlllen'S team, the men's team has telephone like he had done so many Former SLLouis Cardinals problems of it's own. times before. pitcher John Denny will speak There will be no divers for at least "UMSL pool." tomorrow at 1:00 P.M. in Room 218 the first semester (academic It took a few minutes for the party of the Mark Twain Building, on the other end to identify themself ineligibilty) and four top swimmers " I and to explain his reason for have left UMSL for · other Denny, who won the Cy Young calling. .endeavors. Award in 1983 after posting a 19-6 ' After a few affirmative nods and The reasons vary. record with the Philadelphia words, Fowler asked, "so then it is One,Jobn Verbeck - UMSL's most Phillies, will be speaking on bebalf dropped?" . versatile swimmer last season -left of the Branch Rickey Chapter of It was a pproximately 3: 50 P.M., to attend Webster University, where the Fellowship of Christian · October 18 , 1985. The UMSL he will gradl)ate at least one full Athlete~ . womell's swimming season had year ahead of his UMSL timetable. Cardinal lefthander Ricky Hor­ come to an end before it had even ton was last year's speaker. started. " The athletic committee The official word. from athletic has recommended director Chuck Smith was that "the. ' unanimously that the Denny was drafted by the Car­ athletic committee has recommen­ (women's) sport be dinals in 1970 and first pla'yed for ded unanimously that the (women's) dropped." the major league club in 1974. He sport be dropped because oI having Chuc~ Smith remained with the Cardinals until only two sw immers." 1979 when he was traded to the A second, learn leader Rick So. for Barb Blase and Linda Cleveland Indians for outfielder ' Armstrong dropped out of school' to Vog~l, three weeks of hard work and Bobby Bonds. go to work. a season of bopes will not be. But Two others simply did not return what will become of the entire From Cleveland he went to the to UMSL swimming program at UMSV Phillies i!1 September of 1982, Smith said the move was made "I think it (the women's and the with great reluctance, but that the men's program) will be back next Along with his 19-6 record ill committee, along coach Fowler and year," said Judy Berres, assistant WILL THEY SWIM NO MORE?: Last year's top female swimmer, Elizabeth Cullen, may be UMSL's 1983. Denny was I-I in World Berres, could not see spending the athletic director , Although s he , last memory of a women's swimming program. The tone was set for such a thought when the athletic Series play. money on a team that would not be admitted not knowing the full inten­ committee recommended to drop the women's swimming program for 1985 competitive from the start. They tions of the athletic committee, He was voted the UPI Comeback ", would be unable to swim relays and Smith. who is a member of the Player of the Year that season. He they had no divers (a fact they would athletic committee, said that the also appeared on the UPI All-Star Fowler also feels that the men's the last couple of years." For some reason, though, Fowler have shared , with the men). Which final word would lie with the chan' team as well as those from the AF program is safe, but that he is not Fowler says that it is not a reflec­ ' believes that women will not do the would put them points down before and the Sporting News, cellor's office. quite s ure what will happen, When tion of talent on the women's side. same. He says even the larger pro­ they even got wet. But he said he saw no reason that he came here. three years ago. he Las t season Elizabeth Cullen set grams, such as UMSL's firstoppo­ The total sum that would be "with the facts and figu res that we felt he could bu ild a strong women's many school and Division II r ecords nent the University of 'Louisville. saved, $4,000 , has been recommen­ Denny lives with his wife, Pat, presented him, that it (the recom­ program based on his success at for UMSL. have a limited l\umber of women o~ ded to be re-allocated to the other and his two sons, John and Mark, in · mendation) would be turned P arkway West High School. But she went the way of many their swim teams. Lousville will women's sports. They obviously West SL Louis County. down. ,. " We had a good program at female swimmers: she went to work bring four fe male swimmers to the could use a boost financially, .but Mike Larson women's head bas­ Smith also said that he did not feel P arkway a nd I thought I could really to support herself because no one meet. how long before this money is taken the men's program would be in build a program here," he said, was paying for her education. ketball coach, is also a member of away. Or will it even make it to the the FCA. jeopardy. But despite spending m ore re­ (The men's meet against Louis­ other programs? "They're solid. they've got fhe cruiting time in search of female Fowle r feels there is a diffe r ence ville will take place as scheduled Anyonc seeking further infor­ numbers," he stated. "They have swimmers, the men's program has in the men and women here, in that tomorrow at UlVlSL beginning at 5:00 mation is asked to contact Coach had good records the past few years. prospered while the women's pro­ th e men will work ajob, go to school p.m.) See "Wading", page 10 . Larson in the athletic offices. There is no reason to think that. .. and compete on the swim team. gram " has just been hanging on for "The national trend is for women Ri e tUMR Hantak (Rnally) Gets Double Goal Record

The game showed what many peo· Jim Goulden pI e had expected [rom the River· ~s~ ~.::.ns e.,5l:~~ ______. men all season, but had yet to show After several weeks · of th us far. However, Saturday's game anticipation. Ted Hantak finally Maybe for the first time all season m ay be an indication of what to broke the career scoring r ecord the UMSL rivermen received a expect from UMSL the rest of the for an UiVISL soccer player. and balanced scoring' attack, as well as year. .. It is only one game, now we on the same shot he broke the ca­ some strong defense last Saturday have to do it consiste ntly, before I reer record for most career against the University of Missouri­ say this is the way we will play the points by a Riverman, Rolla. rest of the season," said Dallas. Hantak's ninth goal of the The Ri\'ermen were able to pick But Dallas does see the potential season was his 22nd in a n UMSL up a very important win over the to do better. "Well right now Joe uniform breaking th e record pre­ Miners 3-0. UMSL's three goals all (Osvath) is playing good, and viously held by Mike Bess. His came on headers and were all Wil son's co ntinuing to do the job, but 22nd point of the season broke scored and assisted by different we need the other guys to keep it up the pOints record of 51 held by his players, as well," said Dallas. Ted Hantak, after four weeks of current assistant coach Dan Muesenfechter, Hantak's 52 trying, finally broke the careeer In the Roll a game UMSL was points now makes him the undis­ scoring record a t UMSL when he outshot 11-10, but Stahl m ade puted king of UMSL offense. notched his 9th goal of the season several big saves fo r the Rive rmen. For Hantak his m ark is one and his 22nd career goal at 10:34. Roll a also had the edge in corner that was accomplished in under UMSL made it 2-0 after Tom kicks with a 6-3 margin, UMSL com­ two seasons with the Rivermen Wilson picked up his second goal of mitted 19 fouls to 18 fo r UMR. and followed brilliant junior , the season when he headed one past Dallas was happy to see both the co llege and hi gh school careers. the Miner goalkeeper at 30:15. defense and the offense playa good RECORD SETTING RIVERMAN:Ted Hantak surpassed the goal total of Mike Best and the point Hantak's r ole with the Rivermen Wilson's goal was set up by P aul game. " we played as a unit out there total of Dan Musenfechterwith agoal against UMR Saturday, He now has22 goals and 52 points for has been stated simply by a lot of his career. Bielicki. for one of the few times this season soccer analysts, ,. As Hantak season tournament. With Wilson's goal the Rivermen and for the first t ime all year we did ! ,'... :) . i ; ~ ::. more than a little responsible for goes, so goes the Rivermen," This year figured to be a repeat were able to take a 2-0 lead into it for the whole the game." The statistics s how that Han­ the rapid rise in the Mehlville although not totally true m[:\he, performance of last year's suc­ halftime, " It was really important Now the task ahead for the River­ tak knows his responsi bility and soccer program. as he almost by there is strong evid ence to sup­ cess, but when the season opened for us to have that lead at half," said men is solving the remaining two does his be st to I iv e up to it. He himself took a litlle recognized port that theory. up for the Rivermen, Hantak was . UMSL coach Don Dallas, "1 don't teams in the Missouri Inter­ led the learn in shots last season program a nd brought them to the For instance. when Hantak in Japan participating i!1 the know what it is, but we always seem collegiate Athletic Association. and does this season as well with local spotlight. to play better against them the re, doesn't score the team does not 65 , over three times more than Aft-e r high school Hantak took World University Games rep­ than we do when they come to Actually, UMSL would be vir­ win usually, there is only one: his nearest r ival. That is alright llis show to S1. Louis Community resenting the United States. exception to this hypothesis. Two UMSL. " tu all y assured of a post season berth though, because he also leads the Collcge-Forest Park. where suc­ UMSL stuggled without their weeks ago the Ri vermen were The game stayed at 2-0 until 30 if they were to knock off SEMO and team in scoring again with 9 ces s just naturally followed , In leader for the first two games. able to defeat the Southwest Mis­ minutes into the second half, when NEMO, but Dallas isn·t taking any­ goals and 4 assists. Last year he his second season at Forest Park but finally met with victory. in ' souri State University Bears. at 75:01 Osvath gathered his first thing for granted. ,. As far as I'm co n­ led the team with 30 points,13 the Highlanders won the Hantak's first start of the season, with Craig We stbrook scoring the goal of the ,season on a header off a cerned, I think we have to win the goals and 4 assists, National Junior College Cham­ a three goal performance for the lone UMSL goaL In all fiv eof the cross from Mike McAlone. For rest of our games before we can Hantak began his high school pionship, with Hanta k gaining UMSL forward. Osvath it completed what Dallas count on a bid,-' he said, other UMSL victories Hantak has career at Vianney, where the All-American honors · for his called, " Os vath's best game of the UMSL's next action is thi s Satur­ at least one goaL name Hantak was rich with tradi­ part. Now that Hantak has assured season." day against Quincy College at No one can say for sure exactly tion and synonimous with Vian­ F ollowing his fame at FP Han­ himself of a place in the UMS L John Stahl again was excellent in Quincy. Following that game will be what the Ri vermen would do ney. However, Ted broke tak joined Dallas and the River­ record books, as well as in the the UMSL nets as he smothered any the annual clash with St. Louis without him, but th ere is pl e nty tradition when he transferred to men last year and combined with minds of all UMSL soccer fans , UMR offense with 11 saves and University at th e St. Louis Soccer of strong e vidence to show that Mehlville High after his John Stahl. Craig Westbrook, he would almost assuredly like to collected his second shutout of the Park on Tuesday, October 29 at th ey would be extremely weaker. sophomore year at VHS, Tom Owlig and Joe 'Kortkamp fi nish his career at UMSL in season. " John did it again. He m ade 7:30. "We need Ted to score. he has t o So began a new tradition at among olhers to lead the River­ much the same way he ended his some key saves early in the game After that action UMSL will close carry the scoring load orwe won't Mehlville where he led the Pan­ men to a surprising semi-final stays at both Mehlville and at and let us stay ahead," Dallas with the all important matches be successful," says UlVISL coach thers to a quarterfi'nal finish in finish in the National Collegiate Forest Park. A winner, on a said, against NEMO and SEMO. his senior season. Hantak was Athletic Association's pnst winner, Re e ber: Before You Write The Column, You Must Name The Column • the actions of the players on the wi ll focus on the light and informa­ Dan Noss "Sports Comment" is out. It was But, alas. my editor cautioned me The .name puts him in a colistant field with item s of inform ation, tive (I would say entertaining. but spans editor the s tandard used by a previous abollt such a name, sllggesting I pOSition of vieWing. It is his pOSition observation and opinion. I'll leave that up to you), sports editor. I do not wish to be think on it a bit Well, of course, you of viewing that allows him to speak The .last two weeks I have gotten There is a lot that happens on and identified with any previous thought know my initial reaction was, " hey. I with authority. He does not put him­ ' my feet wet as an editorializing around the field that does not or opinion. can name my column whatever I self above the games, but follows sports editor; and although I walked involve th e box score or even the thought, yea ... some I'd like something that would give want." them as closely as if he w~re in I , very softly past volleyball practices game story, Many times, athletes assumed authority and me a fresh start. them. .. . for a few days. I enjoyed thc freedom are interesting stories outside of the knowledge of the subject, But, with further thought - laced I of writing it allowed me, fame, fortune and a shot at games they participate in, Jeff Kuchno had "Kuchno's Kor­ with logic and rationality (virtues I Furthermore, with his viewpoint ' Sports Illustrated'" It would certainly be reminiscent ner", But ~ am not JeffRuchno and I , try to keep at a distance) - I being off the field, he can analyze of Kevin Horriga n in the St. Louis certainly wouldn't want to be stuck agreed. the games objectively and he is Post Dispatch, Maybe it could even in a korner'. No matter how you aware of some things not always dis­ Hopefully, each week it wil! be spell it. lean a little lighter and more off the The name would put me on .a cernable from the field. different and imaginative (others' cuff. Say, an Andy Rooney in an I toyed with the idea 'of using, a pedestal, above the athletes I was So, I'm The Benchwarmer, Jr., Soooooo, il is my great honor a nd ideas will certainly be accepted). athletic sup porter. nickname that sports information writing about. One thing I always right? Wrong. pleasure to announce to you the Whether it be the statistics that are Of course, I won·t pass on an director Sean (I think I've created a remember when reporting on any The UMSL Benchwarmer, right.:? commencement of my very own mounting, unnoticed, for a certain opporlunity to voice my opinion monster) Johnson bestowed upon story: you are not greater than the Wrong, . colum n, cntil\ed .. ' I . , , don't know wh en I see fit to do so. Although I player, or the career endeavors of me. "Mr, Sports". \ event you arc covering. No folks , it is my great honor and ' someone thought to be "just ,mother that ve t. can'l promise that they will all be pleasure to announce to you the ' intention with this column is My popular, they will be of the well­ jock", I would like to brin'g those I thought, "yea, identity, brevit~', Then it hit me. Who has heen one commencement of my very own , not to mark myself as a rebel (Le.: inf ormed and thought-out variety stories to you. a name with some assumed of the most dura ble wr'iters in St. column, "Time Out". analyzing the volleyball team and But that still leaves me without a This will not be a head hunting authority and knowledge of the sub­ Louis newspaper history, Bob Bur­ Because in sports, when you want · seeking new na mes for our women's name for my column, And endeavor. As a matter of fact, I ject, fame, fortune, and a shot at nes" right? What does he call his to get someone's attention and, talk : sports program). But to supplement everybody needs an identity, would imagine most of my writings "Sports Illustrated." column? The Benchwarmer. right? things over, you calla " Time Out"

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iverwomen Win At Home And Wilson'Chooses Steadin'ess Instead 4t The Lake, Move Up To 12th OfFlashiness To Lead Riverrnen - ,----,.------the game'early but .always seems to the pass with a perfect shot into the in the finals to a Frankfurt Select Dan' Noss Kelly G raha m . fall behind late. upper left hand corner al 69 :2 7. team. ~r ts editor reporter Pat Hudson. UMSL's assistant Injured goalkeeper Kris The Rivermen's record thus far ' ; :"he three· days of rain did 'coach had praise for the work of Caldwell, the ' deSignated The ever·so· meek UMSL River­ this year is 6-4-2. Wilson feels the WOnders for the greenness of the her opponent. . scorekeeper. described how man Tom Wilson gives his all when team has talent and the ability, but fi$ld at the University of Rolla, but "They did a lot of two kick passing Schroeder used the field conditions on the soccer field and is responsi· has made a couple of bad plays. it did little for the earth that was without communication," she said. to her advantage. She pencilled in on pIe for some of the sparkling plays "We are just as good as previous u~derneath. A task thal can be accomplished by the scoresheet that the ball was that the team makes. years, but I don't feel the luck is ,Miniature lakes sprung up inthe players who know the instinctive passed through the H-2-0 by Many people overlook the crew with us this year," he said. mpst unexpected places. causing moves oUheir teammates. Schroeder to Noonan. who is behind the scenes of a play When Wilson was a freshman, It was a very frustrating [i'rst half or a film. Similarly, people tend to pl)3yers to slide, abrupt departures It certainly was Kris, Just as the seven or eight of the team's start­ for UMSL because of the field con· overlook the ath lete who is respon· frpm upright positions, and it made C-0-2 was difficult to breathe in ers had graduated. Then they sible for setting ,!P the play, but c~ss ing passes, that should have dit ions, also. Many close-in shots Colorado. brought up a lot of junior college were weak due to poor fo oting. who doesn't actually score the, bouaced t hro ugh the. middle to a The final goal was Aldy's consola­ transfers who were good players, \Vai~ingoffensive player, get thwu ck "It took thcm a while to realize goaL: According to Wilson the team's tion prize for all her shots that eve­ But the crew is needed- just as in;t~f mud. the.i couldn't go down the middle." ning. The goalie miskicked a shot in coaches are optimistic about this [he bold, not easily provoked, or ",Nonetheless, the final s core Hudson said. her general direction. After a short Tom Wilson year. irritated player is looked for but tLhrrU?d out to be much as what was "We also were having problems . dribble, she blasted a shot that "The coaches all know we have finishing," shc said. That problem seldom. found . Most players want dpe'cted U1\1SL triumphed. 3~O, in a made it's way through the legs of the Wilson is a graduate o f se the potentia\' but the breaks aren't was due mainly (0 the poor turf to be in the 'limelight'. g~me the Riverwomen hope will frustrated Rolla nctmindcr. Thomas Aquinas High School, going our way," he said. "They are p~opel them into a National wh ich kept players a step or two But Wilson says he is not a flashy just waiting for everything to fall Hudson had praise for her team's player, as a 'Hantak or a 'where he played soccer for four qfJ llegiate Athletic Association post behind their norma l pace. Also years. After graduating he said he into place." fu ndamental play, saying that they Westbrook, and actually is rather saason tournament bid. attributable was the unusual place· had no desire to go away for Wi lson believes the coaches all are peaking just at the right time: quiet on the field . :Ea,rlier in the week. UMSL ment of Lake Rolla. college. work well together and playa big After the small slu.mp around the "! like defense in backfield ~nd d¢fe?ted Maryville, 4-0. in a game The lone UMSL goal in the first "I knew UMSL was a to ugh part in the team's plays. He says Budweiser tournament, a few lop· helping the team score the goals," tlfut ·,was mostly a tuncup for their half came ind . off the foo t of school academically and that they the four coaches (Don Dallas, Tim ri~a1 four gam~s of the season. Lisa J ost. Her cross bounced off a sided victories are a pleasant he said. "It doesn't bother me not Rooney, Dan Muesenfechter and sight. to always be scoring a goaL" had an excellent business school," Rolla defender at 30 minutes and 23 he said. "That is one of the things Cary LeGrand) are all about equal ;T)i'e 'Riverwomen had the oppor­ " We created a lot of chances Wilson, a wingback, has three seconds. It gave UMSL some con- . that convinced me to come as far as giving orders. t~ni ty to use quite a feW players tllat, tonight," she said. " As long as we collegiate goals. One came his solation after all the mud· mired · here ." Even though he feels the team n7rmally do not see action. It also keep doing that, .the goals will fresh man year against Seattle. attempts As a Business Finance major, should have won some of the g;!\'e several players with lingering come. The other two were this year, as a In t.he half,Aldy was the shooting Wilson is planning to graduate games they didn't , Wilson is injur'ies the chance to get much She.noled lhat their 4·4-2 lineup, junior, against Washington machine that she has been recently. next year. He feels his soccer will optimistiC about: the rest of the n~eded · r est. The game was almost considered a defensive ma nuever University and the University of A good portion of her game-leading end when he graduates from season. ~n~elled when the officials faT the . by many, is actually opening up Missouri-Rolla. seven shots were taken in the first UMSL, except for playing for fu n. He hopes to make it to the top game were over forty-five minutes the offense. half. Unfortunately, her good He is counted on for his steadi­ But he has plans for going pro. be fo re he graduates next year and Ienemy Schroeder wo rked t he ball well passing. It is a form of a misdirec­ consecutive games .. In all of his years con nected with rivals, on Tuesday. Wilson said : '"We get ti red and we can't carry down the sidelines before crOSSing many people are looking out for tion play that a llows a heavily In this year's pre-season tourna­ soccer, Wilson said the one time t)1e game into t he last quarter," he the ball perfectly to Noonan. Noon· the game against SLU, marked playe r to get open by leav- ment exhibition ' games at Our that sticks out in his mind is play· ~a ~~ explaining how his team is in nan. wasting little time, converted ing the ball for a teammate and Lady of Loretto, Wilson tore ing outdoor for Norco. He played Wilson adds one last sign of breaking for an op en area. 'ligaments in his toe's. Luckily, he for them for s ix years a nd had the optimism by saying, " It's just luck, "We practiced it and practiced it only had to sit out the first half of opportunity of playing in a tourna· and we're not getting the breaks. and we finally did it," she said with a the first game. He says it hasn't ment in Germany. When the team The balls are hitting the crossbars satisfied smile. interIerred with his playing and was in Germany, they played the or the goal posts. We dominate now he doesn't even realize he had Select team of every city. Their teams, but we just can'l beat See ·'·Riverwomen", page 10' an injury. final record there was 8·1·1, losing them."

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Heimer is also high OD their foes this season, or so it by hi s improvement over .Iast The UMSL hockey club evened are still finding their legs and work­ UMSL spotted SLU a 4-1 lead Hassech, "I knew he was good, but 1 seemed at first. Parks held leads of season. "Chris has really helped out, their record at 1-1-1 over the ing out the kinks. Plus we haven't before rallying back to tie the game· didn't know how important he would 1·0 and 2·1, before Hefner got his since he has come out. I ho pe that. weekend with an 8-3 victory over had a practice where most of the twice. "We could have given up, but be to us already." troops rolling late in the second eventuallY we can move him backto Parks College and a come from team has been there yet:' we didn't. I think that is something period. "You can't print the words 1 our third line and add some stability: behind 5-5 tie with st. Lou is would use to describe our first two In fact it was Hefner who led by to be proud of." said Hefner. He [ner was also eager to heap University. to that line, but so far he has don periods." said Hefner. "We were example in inspiring his club. Witl! UMSL b.attled back to tie the game praise on his younger brother Scott, everything that could be asked ~ pathetic. but I think we kicked our· the game tied at 2·2. Hefner at 4·4 with three unanswered goals, as well as Raineri, Aegerter, and. him." UMSL player-coach Ray Hefner selves a little. and finally got it received a pass at the point and only to have SLU score again to take goalie Danny James. Aegerter is so was very upset with his team's per­ going in the right direction." blasted one past the Parks' netmin­ the lead. but UMSL .came back and '. versatile, he can probably play any­ The biggest surprise, however-for formance against Parks on Saturday To give an example of UMS L's der to give UMSL the lead for good . tied it again late in the third where, tiut he is more confident on Hefner has been the outstanding night, but was pleased with the dominance over the Parks squads in Andy Hassech had a good game for period. defense so. we' ll leave him there play of James. "I didn't r eally know effort of the team on Sunday. the past one only has to see the UMSL as he netted himself the hat Chris Raineri got the Rivermen until we get Terry Seeger at a game, what to expect from him at first. He scores. Last year the Icemen bat· trick. Butch St. George also had a . started when he knocked home a then we'll move him up to forward is a big kid and sometimes that is not "We played the worst two 'periods tered their lowly foes from across good game as he collected three rebound off the stick of Hefner. again," Hefner said. always good. but he has made save of hockey that you could ever play the river by scores of 14-3 , 19·0, and points for the night. However, SLU kept putting on pres· after save for us, and has been a very against Parks," Hefner said. "but 16·1. but dreams of repeating those UMSL had another shaky start on sure and eventually opened up their big part of our success so far," be then the last period we got things Scott Hefner, who was a constant feats were lost on Saturday as the Sunday afternoon against ·St. Lou is 3 goal lead. Hassech and St. George nemesis for his older brother and said. going and really played strong." never gave up though, and those two team entered the third p eriod with a University. The Billikens are the the rest of the UMSL team last year .' Due to the folding of the Southern sparked the UMSL come back. For the past three seasons the 3·2 lead. favorites to win the league this year when he played with St. Louis Com­ lllinois University·EdwardsvUW Hassech added t\\·o more goals and Parks' team has been the door mat Finally, however the in an unofficial poll of UMSL munity College-Meramec, has and the Logan College of Chirl}prac­ players. " They are an excellent St. George added a goal and two for the rest of the league, everyone Riverskat ers found their touch of taken on the same role this season tics teams, the schedule for the assists. was welcomed to step on, stomp old and scored 5 third period goals. team," said Hefner. ''I'd have to say with the Rivermen. "Scott realiI" Rivermenwill have toberevised,so over and basically just abuse the " Granted, we were missing some [rom everything I've heard and seen made some key checks for us on the team is not where they will play of them, that they wi ll be tough." "We r eally need Bu tch. he showed Parks squad as they saw fit. key players. but. we still should ha\~e Sunday, and knocked them off the next, according to Hefner. Plamp is MIAA Player Of The Week Ellis Rlls UMSL Hoop Coaching Void Dan Noss Unfortunately the program w'as definite force as a hitter and an sports edito r dropped by the school after the 83 Dan Noss intimidator. sports editor 84 season. Hcad b

from page 9 Cincinatli slipped to 6·5·1 with experience. two tough losses to nationally " But you never know. " she said from page 8 The two womell swimmers, Blase The UMSL injury list is getting ranked North Carolina (4·0) and to Will this be a case where the'finger shaking her head. '. Anything can and Vogel. were on work-ship pro· smaller, or at least it is taking on a North Carolina State (2 ·1). will be pointed to lack of interest happen." The men's team will lose 14 pOints grams, where ~o much money was less serious look to it. UMSL is 4·0·0 against' the Lady solely on the part o[ UMSL students, ' UIVlSL moved up to third in the at the start of each meet unlil the awarded to them for campus work. Bearcats, with last year's game like so many other issues? Or is this While Leslie Mirth and Jost con­ regional rankings. Colorado' time when they get di'Vers. If that That money, in the opinion of Berres " national trend" to blame? being decided on Roche's goal in a tinue to perform with pain, limiting College, a team UMSL defeated time does not arrive, the ream will and Fowler. will be payed . . 1·0 UMSI win. their playing time, Micki Frederik· ear li~r this season, 1-0, is first and compete throughout the season has Dayton (11 · 3· 1). who played very sen has been upgraded to a day to California· Hayward is second. a half-team. Swimming upstream, if well in the Budweiser tournament, day basis with her knee injury. Head coach Ken Hudson echoed you will. Just what wIn happen with the also will be strong competition. The _ " She is just a little afraid of some 'his assistant's words when he said swimming program is unknown to The next few weeks and months fact that they wil l be home and clos· Fowler also points to the fact I.hat cuts," Hudson said noting that the "we can·t have any mental letdowns: the parties at UMSL. Certainly all will tell. Those from UMSL who are ing out their season will be a strong UMSL is a commuter campus. Other back will probably see action this We have got to win our last fo ur efforts will be made to save it. directly involved should have. incentive to show UMSL just how schools they compete against on St. . weekend. games t.n h;Jv(' a chance (at a bid)." plenty to say. Certainly this is not good they are. Louis (Saint Louis University. He also echoed Pat Hudson's the statement they wish to make to Speaking of this weekend. UMSL The final team, Xavier (11 · 1-1), Washington University and Prin· words when he said that a 14·2·2 But what will those efforts be? athletes looking to our school for post season hopes hinge on the suc· could be tough in the fact that they cipia) are boarder schools, he says. record is one that would have to be How strong will they be? Darti'cipation in other sports. cess of the three contest in Ohio. A are not expected to do much. If Which offers somewhat of a greater reckoned with and that denial would loss could result in the same ·'no· UlVISL takes them too lightly, incentive in his opinion. be tough this time around . though, they could be in trouble. bid" action they experienced las t He says' the fact t hat SLU also season. UMSL's playoff hopes look bright The Riverwomen moved to12th in offers a limited scholarship, is also going in to the weekend, according the national r ankings from . last an added attraction. By far the toughest team they face to Hudson. week"s 14th spot. . will be Cincinatti in the trip's final " If we go unbeaten and untied, I •••• • ••W­ game, The Lady Bearcats not only don't t.hink they can deny us a bid," pose a threat .on the field, the field she said. itself is actually a threat. The But the UMSL assistant coach University Proqram Board Astroturf is an unfamiliar surface to remained rea-lislic, if not a bit many of the players, overcautious, based on past Thursday & Friday • ••• AT THE MOVIES u •• PROJECT PHILIP Presents · The Bible Solves all your problems REAR WINDOW Aviation Club when all things and friends fail you We offer a free Bible and Correspondence 30 course to all students. Free postage. Oct. Write to: Project Philip - College Campus P.o. Box 1-1301, Clayton P.O. St. Louis, MO 63105 11 :30 - 1 :30p.m. U. Center Patio

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