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Friday, September 3, 1993 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 76, Issue 9 Briefs Autonomy agreement possible Weather Mutual recognition only snag in getting Israel to sign agreement by Nell MacFarquhar tions in Norway, said the source his declarations in 1988 renounc- but PLO officials later denied the "You will see the PLO back in Rain today, clouds The Associated Press close to the PLO, who spoke on ing terror and accepting Israel's report. its homeland. We will go together tomorrow: condition of anonymity. right to exist, the source said. Under the autonomy plan, the to our Jerusalem," wrote Arafat, Mutual recognition is still But Israeli officials have de- Israeli army would first with- who was on a tour of Arab capi- Friday, occasional thun- JERUSALEM - Israeli Foreign several days off, said Dr. Ahmed manded not only a fresh state- draw from the Gaza Strip and tals to sell the plan before a derstorms, mainly in the Minister Shimon Peres will likely Tibi, a Palestinian physician ment but one that was "authorita- Jericho, where Palestinians meeting of the central committee morning. High in the sign an agreement with the PLO from Jerusalem who is close to tive" - having the approval of would then start running their of his Fatah organization planned mid-70s. Winds turning on Palestinian Yasser Arafat, head of the Pales- PLO institutions like the group's own affairs. for Thursday night. northwest 10 to 15 mph. autonomy once tine Liberation Organization. central commitee. Elsewhere in the West Bank, Arafat needs the endorsement Chance of rain is near 100 Israel and the "There are some formulations Speaking in Brussels, Peres Palestinians would start running of his own group before propos- percent. Friday night, most- PLO have for- that should be settled and agreed said Thursday that Palestinian some aspects of daily life, includ ing the accord for approval by ly cloudy and cooler. Low in mally recog- upon, and I expect it may occur self-rule in the occupied Gaza ing health care, education, tour- the PLO Executive Committee the mid-SOs. Chance of rain nized each during the next few days," Tibi Strip and the West Bank town of ism, trade and agriculture. and the Palestine National Coun- 20 percent. Saturday, partly other, a Pales- told The Associated Press. Jericho could start immediately, Elections for a council admin- cil, or parliament in exile. cloudy. High in the mid-70s. tinian source An Israeli source who spoke on even without a mutual recogni- istering autonomy would be held The Fatah session was expect- Remainder of Labor Day said Thursday. condition of anonymity said tion deal. He said at a news con- within nine months of the signing ed to be stormy. weekend, fair. Lows 55 to 60 Once mutual Peres had been slated to meet a ference that the accord only of the agreement. Rejectionists both within the Sunday and Monday. Highs recognition is PLO official in Brussels, Bel- Peres needed a Palestinian signature. In a letter faxed from his PLO and in the fundamentalist Is- in the 70s. announced by gium, but snags developed in The Egyptian newspaper al- headquarters in Tunisia, Arafat lamic movements said Arafat both sides, Peres and the PLO's reaching agreement on the de- Ahram reported Thursday that told a gathering at Bir Zeit Uni- should not have agreed to post- "foreign minister," Farouk Kad- tails of mutual recognition. Arafat and Israeli Prime Minis- versity in the West Bank on pone discussions on the status of doumi, would sign the agreement One misunderstanding was ter Yitzhak Rabin would meet Thursday that he and the PLO Jerusalem, which they want as a on self-rule that was reached that Arafat thought Israel would this month in Egypt after the expected to be back in the occu- capital for an independent Pales- Outside campus during months of secret negotia- be satisfied with a restatement of autonomy agreement was signed, pied territories soon. tinian state.

APPholWMIcfctlEultr Don't drink and drive: Clinton The State Highway Patrol plans to set up a checkpoint today to catch and deter backs drunk drivers despite a re- cent Ohio court ruling that questioned the constitution- ality of one such operation, Bosnian authorities said Thursday. "It's not going to have any effect on our plans at the Muslims current time," spokesman Sgt. John Born said of the by Barry Schweld constitutionality issue. He The Associated Press said as many as 20 officers will be involved in Friday WASHINGTON ~ The Clin- night's checkpoint, which ton administration on Thurs- will be set up in the Toledo day backed Bosnian Muslim area. negotiating demands for a On Aug. 13, Springfield larger slice of territory and Municipal Judge Susan An- threatened air strikes if Serbs derson ruled that evidence and Croats resumed offensives collected at a patrol check- against key cities. point in Clark County last "First I would remind you September was illegal under that the NATO military option the Ohio Constitution and inadmissible in court. is very much alive," President However, she said she was Clinton said. unwilling to invalidate all He tied his threat to any re- such checkpoints. sumption of Serb shelling of Born said checkpoints Sarajevo, the besieged Bosnian have resulted in arrests and capital, or interference with proven effective in raising relief supplies now that peace public awareness about the talks have broken down. dangers of drunk driving. The State Department He said the patrol has set up broadened the threat to include sobriety checkpoints around any new Croat drive against Ohio seven times this year Muslims in Mostar. and expects to do as many as The aim was to deter eight more before the year renewed aggression even while ends. prodding Serb and Croat nego- tiators to sweeten their offer to end the 17-month war in Bos- Burt & Loni to battle in nia-Herzegovina. two states: It was rejected by Bosnian Talks Break Down President Allja Izetbegovic as zerland, Thursday. Karadzic warned that Bosnia-Herzegovina STUART, Fla. - Burt inadequate to guarantee his Bosnian Serbian leader Radovan Karadzic speaks to reporters may be split between the Serbs and the Croats, after the rejection Reynolds and Loni Anderson country's survival and the during a news conference at the United Nations In Geneva, Swit- of the Muslim-led government's three-way ethnic partition plan. don't agree on much these talks in Geneva, Switzerland, while the talks are in abeyance, days, but they have an un- collapsed Wednesday night. bacle "That is a statement with defense of the Muslims. lapsed. The United States will there is abuse by those who derstanding on two things: "Unfortunately, the war will ominous implications." At the White House, Clinton do everything it can in the next would seek to interfere with The custody battle over continue," Croatian President He said a renewal of the held out hope for a quick re- few days to get the parties to the humanitarian aid, then their son will be settled in Franjo Tudjman said after- shelling of Sarajevo or Mostar sumption of the peace talks. resume the talks in good faith." California and their divorce ward. could prompt the North Atlan- first I would remind you that in Florida. State Department spokes- tic Treaty Organization to Im- "They are stalled," he said. The president went on in an the NATO military option is Reynolds filed for divorce man Michael McCurry fired plement a plan to use force in "I don't believe they are col- exchange with reporters: "If very much alive. June 10 in Martin County, asking Circuit Judge Marc Cianca to decide the case in Florida. Anderson said Cali- Interim vice fornia is her home state and filed for divorce more than a Street talks to reopen month later in Los Angeles. by Tan Stubbt general assign- service utilities lines to the Lance Teaman said acquiring A private California judge ividge Street would make plan- president named ment reporter new building. hired by Anderson and It would not be the first time ning easier for the University. Reynolds will determine the city and University have However, he said it hopes to by Michael Zawackl who gets custody of the cou- traded ownership of streets. In begin construction of the tun- faculty reporter "I want to thank Ron Zwlerlein ple's adopted son, 5-year-old The construction of the Uni- the early 1970s, before East nel in November even if the for being willing to serve Bowl- Quinton, and the amount of versity's new classroom build- Merry was built, the city two streets are not exchanged. ing Green State University as child support. ing has reopened negotiations traded away several streets "The tunnel will still be done University President Paul Ols- interim vice president for stu- between the University and that cross the campus. regardless of whether or not camp announced Thursday that dent affairs," Olscamp said. "I city to trade ownership of Bowling Green Public Works the city and the University Ron Zwlerlein, director of recre- look forward to working very Ridge Street and East Merry Director Bill Blair said at the trade Ridge and Merry ational sports, closely with him in the months Lottery Avenue. time, city officials also wanted streets," Teaman said. "The will replace ahead." Officials said the need to to give up Ridge Street, but city looks at Ridge street as Robert Ar- Zwieriein was hired by the Here are Thursday night's build a $1.9 million service there were no University •ours' anyway." rowsmith as University in 1981 as an assistant Ohio Lottery selections: tunnel between Eppler North streets to exchange for it. University Planning Techni interim vice professor in the school of health, and the Student Health Center Blair said talk of trading cian Robert Waddle said he be- president for physical education and recrea- Pick 3 Numbers: 7-8-6 has reopened the negotiations Ridge has begun again because lieves the tunnel is necessary student affairs. tion. At that time he also was the Pick 4 Numbers: 9-3-8-9 after 20 years on the city's the service tunnel would have for servicing the utilities lines. Arrowmith is head coach for the men's and BuckeyeS: 11-14-21-22-25 back burner. to be built north of the street, "The tunnel would help the retiring from women's swim t jams. The Super Lotto jackpot is Bowling Green owns and perhaps close to the city's physical plant tremendously," the position In addition, Zwieriein served $4 million. maintains Ridge Street, and the right-of-way. He said the tun- he said. after 21 years as interim director of the Uni- University owns East Merry nel cannot be built beyond the Waddle said the city and in the student _ . . . versity's field house and oversaw Avenue. University and city right-of-way south of the street University have not worked affairs office. Zwlerlein the phases of development and officials said the trade might because there are other utili- out details of the possible Olscamp said in the meantime construction. In this position, he Compiled from staff and simplify planning for the tun- ties lines there. a national search will be con- also established administrative wire reports. nel, which would be used for University Head Architect See Street Swap, page 3. ducted to find someone to fill the and operational governance poli- position permanently. cies. Opinion page two The BG News Friday, September 3, 1993 The BG News -An Independent Student Voice- Editorial Board Kimberly Larson Editor-in-Chief Kirk Pavehch Eileen McNamara Managing Editor Associate Editor Julie Tagliaferro Chris Hawley Campus Editor City Editor Aaron Dorksen Sherry Turco Sports Editor Opinion Editor Conned Barrett Insider Editor E.A.R. tothe Ground... Even though we're just a bunch of freaked drug- gies setting off sprinkler systems and trying to set our dorms on fire, we'd like to stop our wanton destruction long enough to touch on a few issues. A full-fledged student/resident war seems to have erupted on our opinion page, one that began with a rather ignorant letter from a disgrunted "native" of Bowling Green, followed by another, more ignorant, letter from the same Troup Avenue resident. The point of letter No. 1? Students are animals. Distributed by Tribune Media Services And letter No. 2? Students are really animals, be- cause her dad said so. Well, O.K., the resident said she based some of her opinions on the fact that she went to college for three Trial initiates moral debate years, and decided "my observations are exactly what my dad said they were." To some he is Dr. Death. To tually reaps victory in his cur- We want to know what college she attended, since others he is an angel of mercy. rent campaign to aid in the sui- One thing is for certain. The cides of the terminally ill and se- it doesn't sound like the college life we know. The trial of Dr. Jack Kevorkian could verely diseased. How easy will it very large majority of us are here for one main eventually initiate a legal prece- Weekly Column become to simply terminate life- reason: to get a college degree. Those who are not dent with far-reaching implica- support patients and other pre- here to learn usually are not here too long, because tions for the medical and health carious medical cases? And college courses are too demanding. care fields. And the most fright- David Coehrs which group of challenged indi- We are future professionals and leaders, not a rov- ening of these would be a future viduals will be targeted next? ing pack of mindless animals. May we remind you scenario in which doctors be- And after that? that one of our City Council members - in fact, your came sanctioned to participate in Parapalegics. The mentally ill. ward councilman, Mrs. Miller - is a very recent Uni- plck-and-choose games with The severely retarded. The el- their patients' lives. Why, the attorney continued, al belief or matters of conven- derly with no family and limited versity graduate who was elected when he was still a When Dr. Kevorkian was indic- should there be a law against ience. mobility. The autistic. Through student. And three students are vying for his seat ted this summer on charges of il- that? If an individual is severely It is easy to color arguments innovations in science and educa- this fall. Many of us do consider Bowling Green our legally aiding in the suicide of a diseased, chronically ailing or for assisted suicide with the pain tion these individuals have the home, even if we were not born here. And many stu- Michigan resident, it almost terminally ill, why shouldn't that and suffering of those who cla- opportunity to live happy and dents settle here after graduation. seemed more the doctor's victory person have the right to choose mor for the use of Dr. Kevor- fulfilled lives. However, no one If you would have explained your noise-induced than the law's. The state had has- death over slow and painful phys- kian's infamous machine. It's can deny the financial and emo- epilespy to your new neighbors, Mrs. Miller, they Uly enacted legislation specif- ical deterioration? And, to that easy to accentuate their willing- tional burdens they place upon would have very likely have accomodated you. ically targeted to halt what it end, why shouldn't his client be ness to die and the relative ease those around them. Are they ex- However, you decided to insult all students in a pub- considered his blatantly arrogant allowed to show compassion by of his process. Everyone is in pendable? lic forum. and overzealous behavior. assisting in that death? complete agreement before the A bit melodramatic? Perhaps. It's called courtesy. And residents are not the only Dr. Kevorkian was as defiant The argument certainly is nea- gas is dispensed, hopelessness An impossible future reality? ones who deserve it. as ever after his fourteenth sui- tly packaged within the slick and despair are alleviated, and no Dont bet on it. We're becoming a cide assist, even smiling and giv- legal verbiage of an experienced one has been hurt. desensitized society which regu- ing thumbs-up to the cameras attorney. But, as with any com- These arguments are easy to larly shocks itself by committing *** which recorded him being led plicated and controversial issue, make when someone with the fa- atrocious acts that devalue hu- away to be formally charged. gray areas abound. In the emo- tigue and despair of a wasting man life. We also tend to act with After weeks of practice our Falcons are ready to In the courtroom scene that tionally-charged atmosphere illness would do anything to end moral and ethical ambiguity fly tomorrow afternoon against Virginia Tech. Add- followed, also taped for posteri- surrounding this controversy, a the misery. It's easier still when when it suits our needs and de- ing to the building excitement is the possibility that ty, Dr. Kevorkian's equally arro- lot of people only see a prog- advances in technology and in- sires. Given a green light, it's not it could be a tenth straight win. At nine and holding, gant attorney so much as told the ressive doctor supposedly trying genious men like Dr. Kevorkian hard to imagine a wave of such Falcon football is currently ranked second in the na- presiding judge that the charge to help relieve suffering - and a continue to refine methods for life-or-death decisions made tion for most consecutive wins. against his client is a laughable close-minded system determined simplifying the task. more out of convenience than sham. to slam the door in his face. Yet, one aspect of this issue the conscience. Afterward, he grandstanded Maybe the Michigan legisla- doctor and his admirers haven't *** With Dr. Kevorkian's impend- before an eager press corps. It's ture was practicing some much- publicly considered, is the most ing trial comes a frightening not as if his client has deliber- needed foresight when it enacted unsettling: At what point do they Pandora's box. A ruling in his The city of Bowling Green is about to be the site of ately killed anybody, he said. The this recent suicide law. Maybe its believe that this variation on eu- favor will surely open it and al- the newest Chi Chi's. Along with great food, it's look- doctor is merely offering people members better understand the thanasia becomes morally and low an ominous future in health ing to be a large employer of students. After buying with debilitating physical prob- chilling possibilities of a society ethically wrong and should be care to escape. books this semester, a part time job has to look ap- lems relief, as will as a dignified left free to make moral and ethi- halted? David Coehrs is a columnist for pealing to the pocketbook. exit. cal decisions based upon person- Let's say Dr. Kevorkian even- The News. *** This week there is a better way to spend those hard FROM OUR READERS earned quarters than on laundry. Pi Kappa Phi is kicking off P.U.S.H. week, and as part of the weeks The BG News: some of the landlords don't take of school on a medical leave, so found most students to be good activities there will be quarter races. All proceeds go Oh, Mrs. Miller, where should I care of the places we live in, we all the financial aid went back to neighbors and citizens. to the Sunshine Children's Home. begin? I suppose I'll Introduce get blamed for demolishing the the government, leaving me with I encourage Ms. Miller to myself. I've been a student at die place. this bill. lighten up and be a little more The BGN9W3 Staff University for almost five years I, being part of the college The University will not let me positive. Wherever she lives she Photo Editor Teresa Thomas now. I realize I am not a "native" population, do not appreciate be- get a job on campus to work off will encounter inconsiderate of the town, but I am entitled to ing clumped together in your this bill, nor will they let me sign people, young and old, but most Insider M.E. Dorian Halkovich be treated as such, and not just a stereotypical view of a college a contract or waiver. people are not - so don't treat Insider Photographer Ross Weitzner "measly" guest. student. Believe it or not Mrs. The University serves as a them as if you expect them to be. Special Projects Editor Michael Zawacki I would like to set some things Miller, some of us do not wish to fairly accurate microcosm for Barbara Keeley Asst. Special Projects Editor Kelly Duquin straight after reading your letter put thousands of dollars into this society in general and demon- Asst. Sports Editor Mark DeChant to the students of the University college town and destroy it. The strates how money takes prece- The BG News: on Monday Aug. 30. majority of us are here for an dence over people and keeps in- Last Wednesday was not only Copy Editor Dawn Keller Your bias toward the students education. dividuals with low Income and the first day of class for me, it Copy Editor Pam Smith of this town are well stated and Your letter clearly states the great potential chained from was also my first day of work at Copy Editor Robin Coe taken very offensively. Let me discrimination students feel reaching the heights they should Late Night Video. remind you in case you haven't from the "natives" regularly. receive. The BG News, founded in 1920, is published daily during the noticed the geography of your However, you feel we owe you As the job entails, I made a de- academic year and Wednesdays during the summer session. house. If you have "noise trig- simple courtesy. I have an above average GPA livery to Compton Hall at about gered grand mal seizures" (that Well Mrs. Miller you must give and the only tiling standing in the 9.00 p.m. When I returned from 204 West Hall you assume will be set off by in order to take. way is a bunch of red tape and my delivery I noticed that my car Bowling Green State University loud music) what are you doing beaurocratical bull. We are the door had obviously been kicked Bowling Green, Ohio 43403-0726 living by railroad tracks where AmyJoSekula people of the future, the eventual in, leaving a nice dent on my Copyright 1993, The BG News trains run regularly? Senior leaders of this society. Are we driver side door. One more question ~ do you going to allow this In our Univer- .Respond own a radar gun? If not, I would The BG News: sity and in the world? I have a 1988 fire engine red Signed letters or columns express the beliefs of the appreciate it if you would not I was recently disturbed to find Toyota Corolla which now has judge how fast someone goes that an Institution such as this Julie Miller over $300 worth of repairs. Individual and to no way represent the opinions of The BG' University could put more News. . , , . down a public road, let alone Freshman AU readers are encouraged to express their opinions Judge us at all. precedence on money than a per- I am offering a $25 reward to through letters to the editor and guest columns. Letters How dare you Imply that be- son's education. The BG News: anyone who can identify the van- should be 200-300 words, typed, and contain the writer's cause we are college students we I am a college freshman with a This Is in response to Amy Mil- dal. If anyone knows any Infor- are careless about our residence. 3.4 GPA. I have all the financial ler's letter on Aug. 30 which mation about this incident please telephone number, address, class rank, I agree that many places college aid I need to cover fall tuition. seemed rather negative about contact the campus police. Send all submissions to: The BG News, 210 West Hall students have lived in are not go- However, I owe the bursar a si- University students. We lived on ing to be the nicest, but because zable back bill, as I dropped out Troup Street for IS years and Robert Richard Sadowy » Campus

Friday, September 3, 1993 The BC News page three Faculty Association meets BGaSkU "Behold the turtle. He Dear Lucky Lad and Laddie: makes progress only when he Yes Indeed! There are Uni- Group welcomes members, discusses unionization sticks his neck out." — James versity staff persons waiting B. Conant to be your friend and mentor by Michael Zawackl creased, he added. He said the briefs from the members who attended the re- "This Is one reason why we're and to give you the Individual faculty reporter University's lawyers were not ception are still uncertain about 1.1 just heard I must apply support needed to make the so pleased to have new faculty filed because they requested and how they feel about the prospect here [at the reception]," Stoner for graduation and that there transition to college. Call received a one week extension. of collective bargaining at the Is a deadline. Is this true? Diane Regan, at 372-8542 for The BGSU-Faculty Association said. University. "One week of delays means one Dear Prudent Student: more Information! had a reception Thursday to Stoner also outlined issues Paul Trivette, professor of month of delays for the election," You better believe It! You greet old and new University which will concern the BGSU-FA counselor education in EDFI, Stoner said. ■ must apply. Pick up an appli- 4. I have an "Incomplete" faculty and familiarize them with in the upcoming academic year, said he attended the reception Stoner said it is quite common cation at your College Office from the Summer Term to fin- issues concerning the adoption of including the delays in the elec- because he was trying to find out in this situation for the manage- and return the completed ish. Is there a deadline? unionization at the University. tion of collective bargaining at more information on the Issues ment side to postpone things as form by Friday, Sept 10. (See Dear Make-up Millie: Ron Stoner, president of the the University. much as possible while not ap- and the position of the BGSU-FA BGSU-FA, said he was happy to The State Employment Re- page 9 of the Schedule of Oct. 1 Is the date an Incom- pearing to be excessively delay- "I still need to learn to make a Classes). plete must be removed for the see new faces because the Uni- lations Board had hearings this ing. decision on how I feel [about col- versity needs new faculty mem- summer to determine who is a summer. If the deadline Is not "Our lawyers said the [SERB] lective bargaining)," Trivette met, the incomplete becomes bers. faculty member. SERB mediates hearing officer was being grate- said. "It's still a learning process 2. I was put on Warning an "F" and is included in your Over the course of the last thir- both sides during the collective ful [in granting an extension]," for me." teen years, the number of faculty bargaining process. status at the end of GPA Contact your Instructor he said. "We shouldn't be sur- Meriel Brooks, professor of Spring/Summer and I need to now to find out what you still at state universities with faculty SERB required briefs, contain- prised by this." marine biology, said although she unions has increased, Stoner ing the arguments from both the get some help on how to study need to do to complete the The election is now believed to has not given much thought to smarter and quicker. Where course. said. During that same time University's lawyers and the take place around the end of Jan- the collective bargaining issue, period, the number of full time BGSU-FA's lawyers, to be filed may I go? uary, Stoner said. she said she supports unioniza- 5. I just remembered that I faculty at the University has de- by Aug. 31, Stoner said. Dear U.R. Wise: Some new University faculty tion. The Study Skills Lab In 213 haven't requested classes for Moscly Hall Is Just the place Spring "94 yet. When is the Street Swap for you. Tutoring help Is avail- deadline? able as well as tips on study Dear Don't Delay: Continued from page 1. habits and test taking. Stop in Good thinking) Glad you remembered before It's too Sessions to aid staff trade. However, he and Teaman 213 Mosely to gather addi- tional Information. late. The deadline is Friday, by Courtney Gangeml sions, she said. dan outlined continuing and said if the exchange takes place, administration reporter The service is completely new goals for the council to the University and city might Sept. 17. 3. This is my first semester confidential and is used on a focus on during the 1993-94 make the following changes to here at the University. Is BGaSkU is a service provid- voluntary basis. According to academic year. the area: The Administrative Staff Patton, the EAP handles family The council wants to conduct there someone here whom I ed by the University's Aca- can turn to for help? demic Advisors. Council discussed the benefits problems, financial dependen- a fund-raising effort in order to O The stone wall by the health of a University program to cies, marital problems, and any increase the amount of the ad- center would be removed in or- provide counseling for admin- other stress-related matters. ministrative staff scholarship der to build the tunnel under- istrative staff members and The counselors are from the to $35,000, he said. neath. Students- Worship With Us This Weekend their families. Employee Alternative out of Another new goal is to de- St. Mark's Lutheran Church John Moore, executive direc- Toledo, and work with the Uni- velop policies and procedures O The entrance to Oak Grove 315 S. College Drive Bowling Green, OH 43402 tor of personnel services and versity staff, Moore said. which would foster opportuni- Cemetery would be moved to Pat Patton, assistant director "There will be a training ses- ties for internal promotion of East Merry. (419) 353-9305 or 353-6675 of personnel services, ad- sion in January for supervi- the administrative staff, he dressed the council Thursday sors, so they can learn about said. O Ridge would become a one- "Contemporary Worship with Communion" about the Employee Associa- dealing [with potential stres- way street for west-bound traffic Saturday at 5p.m.Casual Attire tion and Training Program. ses]," Patton said. Jordan said the council also and East Merry would become a The program offers staff The program should be run- wants to seek additional one-way street for east-bound Sunday Worship 8:30 & 11:00a.m members five private counsel- ning by Jan. 1, 1994. The ses- professional development traffic. When the city completes ing sessions for each stressful sions are for staff at both the funds to enable the staff to par- its plans to raze the mausoleum Sunday School 9:45 a.m. problem they encounter, Pat- main campus and Fireland's ticipate in worthwhile profes- on Ridge Street are completed, a ton said. College, Moore said. sional development opportuni- street built on the mausoleum ELCA — "The Welcome Place" Insurance covers the ses- Council Chairman Greg Jor- ties. site might serve as an access drive between the two streets. J.C. Penney Co. NEWIPVE WOODLAND MALL, BOWLING GREEN Ki'iilnls

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And A Special Thanks to Dave Crooks and the staff of the University Union, Kinko's and Thank You to the many volunteers who gave their time and money! See You in 1994!! Friday, September 3, 1993 The BG News page five MIRROR BG volleyball squad BG hosts Kwik Continued from page four. bring the ball down on time, then our secondary is going to have a tough time handling Antonio heads West for action Goal Classic Freeman." by Mike Kazlmore "When we won games two day at noon. Beating the Go- by Kyle Goodwin sports writer and three I really thought that phers wont be an easy task, as sports writer "There other wide redever set the tone for us to win game Minnesota will be out to avenge [Steve] Sanders (5-8, 162) is a four, but after game three we last year's loss to BG in the smaller athlete and he has great, If the old saying "nothing just didn't go at them as hard," semi-finals of the National In- The Falcon soccer team opens its 1993 season with the ninth annual great speed and he has excellent beats experience" is true, then Van de Walle said. "All of a vitational Volleyball Tourna- Kwik Goal Classic this Saturday and Sunday. hands," Blackney said. this year's volleyball squad sudden it was like we were ment. BG's opponents will be Depaul and the University of Kentucky. could be in for a longer season playing not to lose instead of to After the Minnesota game This year's team is different from last year's, with only five return- The starting secondary for than they expected. win." BG will have very little time to ing starters. According to goalkeeper Dan Traver, the team's one Bowling Green will be entirely The inex- The Falcons won't have prepare for their next oppon- weakness is the lack of experience from first-year players. However, new with junior George Johnson perienced much time to worry about onet, Tennessee. The Falcons Traver noted that despite the inexperience, the team is still confident and senior Darnell Staten start- Falcons let a they can win. ing at the corners and sophomore two-games- "Right now we're still working the bugs out...but Steve Rodriguez and junior to-one advan- "I like the fact that we are in the Mid-American Conference, " Shane Foster at the safeties. tage slip we're definitely going to be playing to win." Traver said. "We will have some good games this season. I definately away from feel we can win the MAC this season, and getting to the NCAA's is our Bowling Green's defensive them in los- ultimate goal. backs look like seasoned vet- ing a tightly- "We're really young, but strong. We just want to play some good contested 3-2 erans compared to Virginia Wednesday night's game will meet the Volunteers back games this season, and I'm very confident we can come out on the Tech's free safety Antonio Banks match to the good side." Van De Walle however, as they will be play- out on the hardwood at 5 p.m. and cornerback Larry Green who University of ing In the Colorado Invitational Finally, the splkers will fin- On Saturday, the Falcons will play Depaul. According to head coach are both "true freshmen" and Washington Wednesday night this weekend. ish the tournament with a Sat- Mel Mahler, the Blue Demons will be well-prepared to play. Things wont get any easier will be in the starting lineup Sat- at Anderson Arena. urday afternoon date with the "Depaul is a very excited and enthusiastic team," Mahler said. urday. Although head coach Denise for Van de Walle and her Big Eight's powerful Colorado The University of Kentucky, who BG will face on Sunday, will also Van de Walle was pleased with troups as they will be put to the Bisons. provide the Falcons with quality competition. The Hokies will also start her team's overall effort, she test right away. "Kentucky is a vastly improved team," Mahler said. "Their aggres- freshmen Cornell Brown (6-2, noticed that BG lacked the The Falcons start the tour- "Right now we're still work- sive style of play got them into the top 10 in the Great Lakes Region 231) and Waverly Brown (6-3, killer instict vital to all suc- nament by facing the Big Ten's ing the bugs out," Van de Walle last year, which consists of 27 teams." 288) on the defensive line and cessful teams. Minnesota Golden Gophers to- said. Another incentive for BG to win this weekend is that these games freshman George Delrricco 96-1, will be considered for regional rankings and NCAA tournament bids. 230) at linebacker. Classifieds page eight, The BC News Thursday, September 2, 1993

PREGNANT? CAMPUS EVENTS LOST & FOUND SERVICES OFFERED We can help FREE a CONFIDENTIAL preg- nancy tests, support & information. BG Preg- MAJOR IN CAREER LOST nancy Center. Call 354-HOPE At the Merchants Fair Need a DJ for your wedding, dale party, or ' BOWLING GREEN RADIO NEWS • White sweatshirt with pink SUCCESS THROUGH other speoal event? "For a howl ol a good Royal Cleaning Services lor your home. Did you miss ourlirst meeting? and blue comedy/ft-adegy masks lime- call HOWLING WOLF DJ SERVICE at Thorough, reliable, expenenced & insured AIR FORCE ROTC. It's not too late to get involved! Sentimental value 3534)429. CD Quality Sound Free estimates. 353-2008 Our next meeting is Sept. 7 Please call 353-5804 at 9 pm in 203 West Hall. • Your News Source forth* 90's ' Club 21 Club 21 Club 21 Club 21 Club 21 Club 21 t*3 Whether you're majoring Alpha Epsilon Delta in a highly specialized area or First meeting' Tuesday 9/7/93 Room 334 LSC FREE al6:30prn. All Pre-mods wolcome' SUNDAY at CLUB 21 W^ seekiseeking a broader liberal arts educa- DO'OPEN RUSH-DO DOUBLE * tion, you can build a higher level of total Come have dessert with a DG. * career potential: Join Air Force ROTC. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 pituvns 9:00- 10:30 p.m. That one step distinguishes you above all others Meet the Sisters ol Delia Gamma. We're looking forward to meedng you OPEN at NOON in your field.It shows that you're serious about culti- See Tuesday's BG News lor more details. DO'OPEN RUSH-DG NFL FOOTBALL on the big screen vating great long-term opportunities.lt gives you Picture « the chance to develop leadership skills that will serve PEACE COALITTION An open forum to educate ihe university and throughout your life. Call community about various global peace and jus- tice issues. 2Tacos/$1 2 Hot dogs/$1 Tuesdays-United Christian Fellowship Center Located 'n the Sfudont Union (corner ol Thurslin/Ridge) 9 pm Sept. 7 Film: The Panama Deception SKI CLUB Beer specials all day Beginners to experts welcome i Leadership Excellence Starts Here Low trip prices' Hrs: 9:30-4:00 Mon.-Thurs. First meeting: Tuesday the 14ft 9:30-3:00 Fri. Club 21 Club 21 Club 21 Club 21 Club 21 Club 21 930pm -110BA Get Some Snow in your Lilel STUDENT COURT • STUDENT COURT 1058 North Main 816 South Main ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS Mandatory Meeting August 7th THE Bowling Green, Ohio Bowling Green, Ohio 9:00pm in The Courtroom Can't make it? Call Coun Office STUDENT COURT ■ STUDENT COURT RIGHT INSTANT CASH COUPON INSTANT CASH COUPON TIME COVER GIRL . \XU NATURAL GLOW Labor Day Weekend Hours: 00 OFF 00 OFF

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SKYDIVING and INSTRUCTIONS wilhin 10 Always wondered about Co-op? RUSH RUSH RUSH ATTENTION ROLLER HOCKEY PLAYERS High volume Family Restaurant has full time mmuies ol 8 G S U Student and group dis- Needaiob? RUSH RUSH RUSH Anyone interested in playing in this position available lor line & prep cook* and FOR SALE counts. Freshmen. Sophomores & Junora RUSH RUSH RUSH fall's league please can me this week. waitresses. Excellent opportunity for a secure Visa & MasterCard accepted who are NEW to Co-op: RUSH INFORMATION NIGHT All players accepted. Also looking for position and income. Apply in person-any day- SKYDIVE 8 G-352-5200 Sept. 17th. 1007 BABIdg. 3:30 pm Tuesday, September 7 goalies-no blades necessary. 1-75 at SR 18. exit 167. Nonh Baltimore, OH. 75 Honda 750 CO-OP KICK-OFF 7:30 0:30 pm. Call ED 353-2627 13,000 miles, good cond. $600 obo. Individuals wanted who are interested in work- Ask tor Scott, 372-3745. DON'T MISS ITI UNION GRAND BALLROOM I would like to rent: 3 to 4 bedroom house. Pre- 372-2451 RUSH RUSH RUSH fer country but will consider town. 267-4679. ing with adults with mental retardation & devel- PERSONALS RUSH RUSH RUSH opmental disablities. No exp. req., will train. 100W STEREO RECEIVER W/Technique Ask lor Lawrence. Speakers $100 Dual Cassetto Answering ATTENTION STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS RUSH RUSH RUSH Part time and sub positions in residential ROCKCLIMBING homes available in Portage & BG. We need Machine $40 354-l 515 (leave message) Registration forma lor the 1993 94 academic RUSH RUSH RUSH I need a new rockciimbmg partner. Experi- those who can work shifts from 630-flOOam •ATTENTION GREEKS' year must be submitted to the Office of Student RUSH RUSH RUSH 1992 Kawasaki EX 500 1500 mi. Perfect con- enced climber prelerred, but will consider and 2:30-I030pm Mon-Fn. plus day and S»p in at trw new Creek Mart to find every- Activities and Orientation. Room 405 Student RUSH RUSH RUSH diuon 352-4635. Asking $3.100. thing you need lor Iraternioes and sororities - Services by Friday. September 3 at 5:00p.m. If anyone with an interest. Questions? Call Jell evening shifts on weekends and holidays. Sal- Any Questions About 372-1720. ary range $6 00-$i3 05 per hr. based on expe- CAMERA. 35mm. Peniax Super Program t apparel, paddles, gifts, and morel you do not have a form, please pick one up m Fraternity Rush? w/lots ol extras. Located next to Mr. Spot's on E. Court St. our office Groups who do not submit their reg- rience. Obtain applications at Wood Lane Res- Call the interfratemity Council Roommate needed immediately. Male or fe- idential Services. Entrance E 11160 E. Gypsy Call 352-7392 istration by September 3 will not be included m office at 372-2846 male. Please call 287-4441. Rhonda. Rent Is Special • 10% OFF any custom sportswear wirn the Student Organizations Directory. Lane Rd. Bowling Green. E.O.E. RUSH RUSH RUSH $162/mo. Ulil. not included. Easl olBG. Crate G60 XLS guitar amp. this ad until 9-8 RUSH RUSH RUSH Brad Bumber Maintenance Perfect for dorm or apt. $200 obo. Happy 2 Year Anniversary RUSH RUSH RUSH Call Rod at 353-3134. • Chi O" Chi O- Chi O * HELP WANTED Property Management company seeking expe- All the way from Brookpark. RUSH RUSH RUSH rienced maintenance person. Must have own Congratulations to Suzanne Merrick on her Love. Lisa (Frenchie) For Sale RUSH RUSH RUSH tools, transportation. HVAC experience helpful. New Neon Beer light $50 long-awaited engagement to Jonathon Ellen RUSH RUSH RUSH - Send resume to: Several chest of drawers $15 2ChiO ChiO*ChlO* LAST DAY OF f 1 EARN $2500 & FhcEE TRIPSI Chi O' Kappa Sigma Buckeye Management Company Several lamps $5 352-2915 THE RUSH TENT SELL ONLY 8 SPRING BREAK TRIPS AND The Sisters of Chi Omega would like to con- YOU GO FREE I GREAT RESUME EXPERI- 760 Northlawn Dr. •KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA' gratulate Amy Jalon on rm lavalienng to Kap- at the UNION OVAL Columbus OH 43214 Garage Sale - 39 Oarlyn (off W. Poe) Irom 9 am • 4 pm ENCE! BAHAMAS. PANAMA CITY, CANCUN. Officer ol ihe Week: hobln Monlrl pa Sigma Chrla Panlo|aChi O" Kappa Sigma JAMAICA! BEST TRIPS 6 PRICES. Altn: Pat Rawl.ns 'E.O E Furniture, bed, HH. misc. Sistersol the Week' RUSH RUSH RUSH Saturday, 9 am-1 pm Mary Neeior & Karen Jurta RUSH RUSH RUSH 1800-678-6366. Congratulations i Chi Omega RUSH RUSH RUSH $287.50. Sell 50 hilarious, outrageous & often Miscoiiany Magazine is in need of a Photo Edi- STUDENT DESKS -$39 The sisters ol Chi Omega wish the best ol luck tor. Musi have access to 35mm camera, dark- 4 Drawer chest • $49 ' Kappa * Sigma Chi' Kappa' Rush Sig Ep alcohol related college T-shirts & make The Sisters ol Kappa Kappa Gamma congratu- to Laurie McMurray on her recent en- $287 50 All shirts 100% guaranieed. A risk tret room A materials Experience with developing Miller Woodworking gagement lo Steve Lewie Chi Omega Rush Sig Ep & sizing required Must be able to work with ed- 330 S. Maple'352-7929 late Melissa Utrata and Sigma Chi Fred Mat- Rush Sig Ep program. 22 designs available. Call now lor vlas on their recent lavalienng. Iree catalogue. 1-800-304-3309. itorial staff in coordinating photos with article Rush Sig Ep assignments Creativity A flexibility are a must. Tee shirts & sweatshirts with Afrocentric de- ' Kappa' Sig Ep ' Kappa' CHI OMEGA Rush Sig Ep ALASKA EMPLOYMENT - Students Needed! Hours vary. Call Michelle at (419) 866-8725 The Sisters ol Kappa Kappa Gamma congratu- Amy, T.J., Kerry, Sam signs. Many styles & colors to choose from RUSH SIGMA PHI EPSILON Earn up to $2.S00*/month in canneries or fish- Stop by 214 E. Napoleon Rd »220 late Tina Plnkerton and Sig EpBrad Smith on Diamond pledges keep us the spirit. ing vessels Many employers provide Room & their recent lavalienng. We can't wait for your initiation. SPRING BREAK '94 SELL TRIPS. EARN Board & Transportation Over 8,000 openings. Persons needed for part-time work. Available a The Sisters ol Kappa Kappa Gamma congratu- CASH S GO FREE!" Student Travel Services CHI OMEGA No experience necessary! Male or Female. few days or afternoons to do misc. jobs. Apply FOR RENT late Valerie Mays andJellrey Msrhlge on their is now hiring campus reps. Call @ For more information call (206) 545-4155 ext. at Carry Rentals, 316 E. Merry *3. between recent pinning. 800-648 1849 A5544 ,0-4 weekdays ' Kappa' Ceta Theta Pi * Kappa' CHI OMEGA CHEEOMUNGA THE STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS FAIR Will Alt purpose secretary with Mac skills, m Restaurant Help: 3 bdrm. house on N. Enterprise 'or sublease The Sisters ol Kappa Kappa Gamma congratu- be held on Wednesday. September 8 from late Mary Neelor and Beta Daniel Whltl on CHI OMEGA Toledo. Call 1-800-PRE NSA1. Part-time lunches & closing shift. beginning Jan 1. 1994 through July 31, 1994. CHEEOMUNGA 11:00 a.m. - 3.00 p.m in the Lenhart Grand Apply at either Perrysburg Subway locations. their summer engagement. Ballroom This is a great opportunity to recruit Any Magazine Journalism Majors interested in Rent is $490 month. Pets are allowed Call The Sisters ol Kappa Kappa Gamma congrat ► members for your campus organization. A lim- an on campus internship position with Miscel- Soccer Team needs managers/volunteers Dawn at 352-9624 or Elsa al 353-1026 late Julio Schwerln and FooiBall player. Steve Delia Upsiion ned number of booths are still available. II you lany Magazine call Michelle al (419) 866-6725 Call 372-7072. Available immediately.., Rodriguez on their recent pearling Congratulations to the Brothers ol the Week are interested m participating, please contact ' KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA • Preferably a sophomore or junior. Musi have 2 bedroom furnished/unfurnished, A/C. dean, - The Green House - the Student Activities and Orientation office at coTip'etea Journalism 300 SPRING BREAK '94 - SELL TRIPS. EARN new carpet A paint, spacious, laundry. Delta Upsiion 372-2843. ART DIRECTOR WANTED CASH & GO FREEIII Student Travel Services 354 6036. ii-epm. ' PI PHI • PI PHI' PI PHI' The Undergraduate Alumni Association M sceilany Magazine is looking lor an ari direc- is now hiring campus reps Call For Rent The Sisters ol Pi Beta Phi congratulate COL- DO ' OPEN RUSH' DO presents ®800 648-4649 Duplex, adjacent to campus LEEN FLAHERTY on her recent "numbenng- tor, preferably a VCT or Graphic Design Major Come have dessert with a DG 5lh Annual Co-ed Mud Volleyball Tourna- Experience needed. Need to know: Page- Telemarketing positions now available. Musi 3520000. to CAL BOWE RS We wish you both the best! TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 ment maker 4.0 inside and out. how lo cut and paste ' PI PHI" PI PHI' PI PHI' 9:00- 10 30 p.m. be reliable & motivated. Guaranteed $4.25 plus Sept. 18,1993 "flan". Must have access to or prelerably own commission based on sales ability Minimum of Meet the Sisters of Delta Gamma. Pick up entry at Miieo Alumni Center a 35mm camera, know how lo develop own Newly carpeted 2 bedroom house. 15 firs per week, evenings 4 weekends re- 1 block from campus •DG PLEDGES ' DG PLEDGES' We're looking forward to meeting you. by Sept 10.1993 pictures & have access to darkroom. Salary to quired. Apply Mon. through Fn. after 4pm at Welcome to the wonderful seas ol See Tuesday's BG News for more details. LIMIT 24 TEAMS be determined. Hours vary. Call Michelle at 354-1790. DG'OPEN RUSH'DG 113N. Main St. Delta Gamma. Your voyage is over HURRYI (419) 866-8725 lor more details. Leave mes- EBSCO TELEMARKETING SERVICE and you're hen to stay. We are TIRED OF THE USUAL DRUDGERY OF sago Nice efficiency api. close to campus. Quiet. very happy to see you aboard. DG DG DG ERIKA HOSTASA DG DG DG WORK AND CLASSES? Calling All Writers. clean. Call 352-0426 until 9/i2. After 9/13 call Thanks for coming our way* The French House needs a house boy. Apply 352-0717. You are AWE SOME 11 Be a volunteer) Check out what area agencios Miscellany Magazine is looking lor people in- « 2-2C71 or 2-2322 All 24 ol you are lantasticl I'm so glad you've joined Delta Gamma. have to offer Meet at St. Thomas More at terested in seeing their names published Now renting 2 & 3 bedroom apartments. Rent Now let us be your anchor for the TRAVEL FREE' SELL QUALITY VACATIONS You're in lor the time of your lifel 7:30pm on Wed., Sept. 8. Meet in the Fireside Other positions are available. Come lo our in- starts at $399 $455. Central A/C, carpeted, rest ol the way. We love our new pledges. Congratulations! Lounge (by the office and pool table) at 730pm formational meeting Thurs.. Sept. 2 at 7:30pm FOR THE MOST RELIABLE SPRING BREAK appliances included Applicants must be in- Love. Your DG Sisters DG DG DG MELISSA DG DG DG or in the gym anytime after thai. Free and open in the Commons. 2nd fir. West Hall. For more COMPANY! CANCUN, JAMAICA, S. PADRE come qualified. Will accept section 8 certifi- lo all information call Michelle at (419) 866-8725. ISLAND. FLORIDA. BEST COMMIS- cates. Handicap accessible units. For more in- SIONS/SERVICE CALL SUN SPLASH Fall 03 sign-up for Women's Self Esteem Toledo Stockbroker needs computer operator leave message. formation. please call Barb, Bowling Green Es- ALPHA GAMMA DELTA TOURS 1-800-426-7710. tales. 352 5987. Congratulations Tiffany Shilrm on your recent Support Group. Meet new people, increase pan time lor Fall semester to run transactions DJ, Bartender. Iloor walker. self-awareness, reduce stress) Call Sheila or lavalienng to Watty Scheide from the University and reports. Prefer IBM Wordstar W/P know- Appty in person, 8-10 p.m. Volunteers needed at The Link lor the Victims ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT Ellen at 372-2130 to ore-register Deadline: ledge if possible. Contact ihe Co-op Program, 176 E.Woosler. 353-3030 Advocacy Program to support victims of sexual above Wizard Graphics windows overlook ol Pittsburg' Fndav. 9-10-93 ALPHA GAMMA DELTA 238 Administration Bidg 372-2451 ASAP lor SOP/Cassidys assault and other violent crimes Applications Mam Street. Subleaser needed immediately. details. due 9/3/93 by 4:00pm. Call 352-5387 or stop Nice Place' $335/mo & elec Sepi (reel Event Photography Company looking for fun. by3i5Thurstm. Leave message at 352 6521 with Rich Football Breakfast Buffet USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG oulgoing and agressive people to photograph ALPHA XI DELTA ■ ALPHA XI DELTA Saturday. September 11th It's time to make a change. Pick up a petition to events on BGSU campus. Photography know- Waiter s/8artenders Rooms available in BG home. Grad students Congratulations Alpha Xi Delta, Jen Sheldon 900am -12:00Noon be a District Senator in 405 Student Services ledge heiptut. we provide training and equip- Bowling Green Country Club-Day sh.fi. prelerred. 352-1631 or 3548701. leave mes- and Delta Tau Delta. Geolf Miller on your lava- All You Can Eat today Due back in 405 Student Services Sep- ment. Must have transportation. Call 372-6245 352-3100. Apply in person. »«9« hermgi $2.75 tember 7,1993 by noon. Quarter's Woodland Mall USG USG USG USG USG USG USG USG EXTERIOR PAINTERS ALPHA XI DELTA ■ ALPHA XI DELTA 352-8228 11 Experienced Student Painters needed to paint Welcome Back Lades For all your Bowling Green aroa homes Full or pl.time. Mary Kay needs call Pam al 352-4915. AMERICA'S COLLEGE PAINTERS. 1 (800) Specials for all students. Alpha Xi Delta ■ Alpha Xi Delta FREE DOUBLE PRINTS 626-6267."Palntlng America's homes coast The Sisters'ol Alpha Xi Delta Aug 25th to Sept. 10th XO XO XO XO XO XO XO to coast" are proud to announce 35mm FILM SALE The Sisters of Chi Omega wish to extend a sin- French House needs a house helper lo be paid our new Initiates! Si .49 after rebate cere thanks to the brothers of Sigma Alpha wilh breakfast, lunch & dinner dairy & $50 per THE PICTURE PLACE Epsilon Thanks for the "Kissing Carnations") semester Call 2-2671 or 2-2322. Suzanne Prokay in The Student Union XOXOXOXOXOXOXO Kim Roddy FUNDRAISER: All II takes Is a group with a Alpha Xi Delta ' Alpha XI Delta little energy and a lot ol excitement to eam KAPPA SIGMA ' CHI OMEGA WANTED top dollars In just one weekl Call (800) The Brothers ol KAPPA SIGMA would like to 592 2121 Ext. 312. congratulate Robb Forbes and Anne Kleis on Help wanted. 2nd shift. 2-10 pm for their lavalienng. 1 or 2 roommates needed lo share apt. cook/waitress. 1st shift, 8-2, dishwasher. Con- KAPPA SIGMA ' CHI OMEGA Furnished, air conditioning, low rent tact Lmda or Dan at 353-3858 or come to Cor- Call Andrew or Frank at 354-0124 ner Grill at 200 N Main, BG KAPPA SIGMA ' CHI OMEGA The Brothers of KAPPA SIGMA would like to CENTER FOR CHOICE II congratulate Chris Pantoja and Amy Jalon on Conlidential Health Care For Women their recent lavaliering. KAPPA SIGMA ' CHI OMEGA Show • Abortion through M.T.Muggs 20 weeks Monday Nile Maddness Broadcasting • Morning after 22oz. bottle SPECIAL treatment $50tacos LIVE this Labor Day • Caring friend or Often Loved, relative allowed Sometimes Hated, But Never Ignored. 7-7:30 p.m* from Kaufman's for personal Rush support SIGMA PHI EPSILON at the Holley Lodge 16 N. Huron Organizational meeting of Toledo, OH 43604 PI SIGMA ALPHA 1 -800-589-6005 (Political Science Student Honor Society) Wednesday. Sept am. 4:30-6p.m. Room 301 -- Education Building WFOB M&a 7 AM 1430,. iWPAtJO. • All political science majors and minors are en- couraged to attend Officers {president, vice- president, and secretary-treasurer) will be [)iSalle Alpha Chi nominated and elected, and ideas lor the se- THE PORT LAWRENCE mester's activities discussed. */ RPST4 t'Ji"«T TITLE AND TRUST COMPANY Omega Relationships! Have you lived in a alcohol/substance abusing homer Are you experiencing problems from a Spring 1993 past or current relationship due to someone el- se's alcohol or other drug use? II this sounds Scholars familiar, a support group is now forming to en- hance communication and coping skills. Call Sheila or Ellen at 372-2130 by Friday. 4.0 Scholars: 0/10/93 for information on joining. Often Loved, Christina Belardi Senior Hockey League Open to BGSU Students. 16 Games plus Tifni Bressi Playofls. ti 55 per person. Can be charged Kristine Losz thru Bursar. Deadline Wed. Sept. 8. For more info call The Ice Arena at 372-2264. Sometimes Hated, Jennifer Mathe Jennifer Olson HOME OF THE 1^92 MAC & LAS VEGAS BOWL Dean's List: But Never Ignored* Wendy Breitenbach CHAMPIONS AND YOUR FOOTBALL FALCONS! Christy Compton Jennifer donaldson Jennifer Cagel Jill Holowczak Sheryl Holtrey Kelly Kuntz Allison Maguire m Laura Nonter Liz Olson RUSH Jan Pearch Deidra Roberts SIGMA PHI EPSILON Tricia Savarese Jennifer Southwick Holly Stanaford Rush Dates: Holly Trenam Wednesday, Sept. 8 Monday, Sept. 13 Thursday, Sept. 9 Tuesday, Sept. 14 BOWLING GREEN VS. CINCINNATI Saturday, September 11 -1:30 p.m. f 7:30 - 9:00 Each Nisht Call 2-2795 for more information 'I EASY ADMISSION - JUST PRESENT YOUR BGSU I.D. AT ANY WESTSIDE GATE I THE Issue seven. Volume one NSIDER September 3,1993 M..Upk.J. Iffl

THE From the Editors... I\SII>I;I: Another semester, another insider. them to go ahead and pass them on to you. a review of Mel Gibson's new film, "The Man We're glad to be back. Or, at least, we're We're Just doing our part. Without a Face'' on page number seven. glad to be taking over. So... on to the good stuff. In This Issue: Underneath him is our old friend, The In- EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Whenever some new blood pumps its way It's big. It's green. It's amazingly unpopular. sider Film-Trivia Contest, your chance to Into the multi-chambered chest cavity that is Yes, It's Barney (you thought we were talking CONNELL BARRETT gain free admittance to Woodland Mall's The Inslderf????), we feel it's necessary to about President Olscamp's University expense Cinema *5. And all you do Is write stuff down. address you, the reading public, and Inform account, didn't you?). This week Editor-in- On page eight, Mellnda Monhari has a little you as to the sort of changes that will be taking Chief Cornell Barrett takes you on a fantastic preview for BGSU's fall theatre itinerary. And MANAGING EPTTOE place. journey to the world of Barney - or more spe- Mary Katharine Okom rips into a book which DORIAN HALKOVICH For instance, no longer will we be Including cifically, the world of people who aren't all too she but did not like hardly at all. Good stuff. our weekly fashion column about the durability crazy about the Everywhereman. Turn to of pastels. Gone, also, Is our annual swimsult pages six and seven to find out why. issue, a popular but highly devictve manner In Page three upholds our music reveiwing tra- STAFF WRITERS which to solicit much needed ads (Just look at dition. Dorian Holkovich takes a trip to Kali- JOYCE ASHMAN this Issue, and you can be sure of It). fornia for a half country/half progressive Additionally, in a continued effort to dis- kind of thing. And new kid Joyce Ashman tries DAVID COEHRS tance ourselves visually and creatively from her hand at Bim Skala Bimto find out Just The News, we at The Insider- beginning what a Blm Skala Blm is. AMVDEEB next Issue - will print every story and headline Guess what! CHRISTINE ECKSTEIN in Hieroglyphics. "Anything to be Different," Bowling Green finally (and again) has a real, that's our motto (if that doesn't work, all verbs genuine, no-kidding comedy club called, Ironi- LAWRENCE HANNAN will be removed from the text to give us that cally enough, The Comedy Club, located in "avante garde" reading feel. Days Inn. Laugh and rejoice, it's supposed to MELINDA C. Anyway, we (and you) have a long semester be a killer. Ross Weitzner fills you In on page MONHART ahead of us. So we'll be trying our damdesl. four. And he's sharing space with Dr. Dave going to every extreme to do our best every and his incredible college of musical know- MIKE SIEBENALER week, trying to find the stories, Issues and top- ledge, who is BACK for yet another semester ROSS WEITZNER ics that most concern you. And when we find of giving you guys free stuff. them, we'll make sure to tell whoever's got Staff film critic Mike Seibenaler debuts with

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BUSINESS THE GRAPEVINE RE- MANAGER PORTS...: Just about everyone BARB MILLER whose been in, near or around Bowling Green for a couple of years has heard of Charlotte's ADVERTISING Webb. MANAGER The band, which has endured a series of personnel changes, is COLLEEN WHITMAN looking forward to playing In our fine city sometime In the not too The Insider distant future (they'll be travelling Magazine is published until then). When they do, they will every Friday during the be sporting Tom Lynch, their new academic year by the bassist. Board of Student Until then... Publications of Bowling Green State University. BABY, WHY DONT Opinions expressed WE...TONKJHT: Stonebyrd at by columnists do not Easystreet, Rizzo at Howard's Club necessarily reflect the H and the Laughing Hyennas and opinions of The Insider Gut-Piston at Club 21 Magazine. Readers are SATURDAY: The Affair at Ea- encouraged to voice systreet, Introverts 9 at dub 21 their opinions to Insider and Rizzo at Howard's Club H Magazine with Letters to the Editor, which will be TUESDAY: open mike night published in each issue. with Matt Corrigan at Easystreet Entries should be submitted to insider Magazine, 214 West WEDNSDAY: First Light at Ea- HaD, Bowling Green. OH systreet; THURSDAY: Introverts 9 and they should include at Club 21 and Red C at Easystreet a phone number where Cafe. you can be reached for conformation. Until net week. Later. frt.Sot.S, im •toSMiM' Cbuntiy (and more) reigns in 'Kalif omia' from said films. Now we all know mixture of sound are background that these singles either reach dra- vocals that give the impression of matic popular proportions or Seattle meeting En Vogue. Now, I plummet to the murky depths of re- know that this description sounds a jection. little bizarre, but actually the song Is It remains to be seen whether awesome and one of the best on the new CD release from the up- the CD! coming movie "Kalifornia" will fol- Another great tune is "Lettuce low suit with such popular releases and Vodka'' by X. This song as the soundtrack from "Benny sounds like Julianna Hatfield meets and Joon" and "Last of the Mohi- Michael Stipe. The driving beat cans." combined with the funkiness of the The CD features such well B-52's lends a freshness to the Various Artists known bands as Drivin' and Cryin' usual drawn out pounding of hea- Kalifornia and The Soup Dragons, as well as vier songs. PolyGram some less familiar names, such as The CD twists from an almost As college students and the cap- Mind Bomb and David Baerwald. I heavy, progressive roster of songs tive audiences of television before, was not quite sure what to expect. to an unexpected country cluster. between, or after classes, we all see Mind Bomb begins the CD with Now, country is not one of my commercials. One of the most "Do You Need Some," a powerful, favorite styles of contempory mu- prominent commercials that fla- thriving beat remeniclent of hea- sic, but I even found myself tapping shes before our eyes is the promo- vier sounding Extreme songs. The my toe and enjoying the melodies. tion of a new movie. funky beat compliments vocals of a One of the countryesque songs Lately, the movie industry has singer whose voice is typical of the on Kalifornia is "When You been flooding the paper trails with Seattle scene. Come Back" from Drivin' and ads and the airwaves with singles Intertwined with such an unusual Cryin'. The song has a bluesy, kind of easy-going melody blended with expert usage of a harmonica to lend a "back home" feel to the song. Most of the songs on Kalifor- nia are fantastic. This is one of the best sound- tracks to come out in a long time. Just about anyone can get into it - BIM SKALA BIM: They're really a nice buncha guys, playing smooth, well- no matter what music they normal balanced ska. What's ska? Read and find out... ly enjoy. -Dorian Halkovich said. 1993 (Call 691-7463 for further Live At The Paradise, featur- Information). Bim Skala Bim ing ska - a music which originated Bim Skala Bim provides a Live at the Paradise In Jamaica during the early 1960's rhythmical beat, adding reggae Bimska Music - Is available on the band's own style to the traditional rock. Al- It's a fact - college students love BIB Records lable from Relativity though, for those individuals who their music, whether it's classical, Entertainment Distribution (RED). enjoy the heavy bass tones in the rock, R&B or heavy metal. Captivating the listener for an en- music, the band suffers such a defi- However, musical tastes In today's tire 70 minutes, the 19 tracks in- ciency throughout most of their lifestyles have branched Into new clude many live 'avorites, as well as tracks. dimlnsions, including techno, in- several rare cuts. dustrial and ska. On August 31, the There are times, however, when Nevertheless, the driving beat band Bim Skala Bim presented ska the musical effect must be experi- does keep toes tapping and heads to the public in their newest CD enced In a crowded, smoke filled shaking. release. Live At The Paradise. room, and Frankie's of Toledo will -Joyce Ashman While this Is the first ltve per- host Bim Skala Bim at a 18 and formance released In the past over show on Saturday, Sept. 11, several years, the seven members CINEMARK THEATRES of Bim Skala Bim, Boston's inter- natJonally-known and most ac- WHEN YOU RIDE complished ska group, has de- n,.,r.a. c WOODLAND livered the renowned Intensity of DRUNK, ONE MORE FOR CINEMA 5 Mlll playing live to their 4,000 dedicat- THE ROAD CAN HAVE ed fans. After many demands for AN ENTIRELY 1234 N. Man Si 354 0556 J such a style, the disc was recorded Monday thru Friday fthow* •!art a! appmaartafeWy^ DIFFERENT MEANING. 4 pm. Saturday and Sunday- Fuf Schadulaw* during a recent show at the Para- •arty ahowa btlad dise Rock Club In Boston. Alcohol quickly affects your judgment, "Our live show Is like a snake- > The Fugitive- PG-13 -< balance, and coordination. Don't Martaion Ford. 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buddies at Finders Records And Tapes located at 128 N. Main in lovely downtown Bowling Green. "But that's not all. That winner will also be the proud recipient of a FREE one-item large pizza cour- tesy of our good friends over at Campus Polh/eyes at 440 E. Court, right by campus (hence, their name). Now back to you, Dave." So, without too much more fur- ther ado, here is this week's quiz: Which of these popular British bands has produced only ONE by Dave Biskind T Top 10 hit on the American ne Incredible College of Musical charts? The Insider/Ron Weilzner Knowledge A) The Who B) The Rolling Stones TAKE MY STEAK ... PLEASE: The Comedy Club comes to BG. showcasing (he nation's best comedians and some C) Supertramp good grub, to boot. Comic Gary Davis played last week. ...and they said it wouldn't last. D) Bad Company Here I sit, three and a half years E) Queen after I humbly began this little F) The Kinks Dust off your funny bone! diversion. What diversion?, you Just send in your answer, along new readers wonder. Well, let me with your name address, phone tell you... number and favorite memory of This here's the finest music quiz the summer of 1993 to Dr. Dave's Club brings chuckles to town west of the Rockies. What's it Quiz', c/o BG News, 214 West called? (Everyone In harmony) "Dr. Dave's Incredible College of Hall - or >ist slip it Into the unisex wooden box in 210 West Hall be- by Ross Weilzner Comedy Club folded a couple years later show al 10:15 p.m. on Saturdays. Musical Knowledge." staff writer back. An alcohol-free operation, it met The shows will feature only comedians fore 8 a.m., Tuesday, Sept. 14, Spanning the globe and beyond, 1993. with little success and closed quickly. who perform at such hangouts at The I strive to inform, enlighten, The Comedy Club does offer alcoho- Improv in Los Angeles and Catch- (By the way. It's only one winner amuse, endow and fascinate you, per household, per semester - un- Okay, class, what's the proverbial lic beverages, but that isn't their focus. A-Rising Star. And the shows are the financially challenged student question in Bowling Green? "We really didn't consider the past," usually rated R. less otherwise noted.) That's right, "What do I do this and music buff that you are. Don't be alarmed if you don't said Hoye. "We just decided to offer Management suggests reservations, How will I accomplish these lo- weekend?" Well, Days Inn's BG Ribs something to the students and resi- as those who hold reservations will be see this column next issue. Unlike and Steaks has the answer. fty goals? It's easy, you eediot, past years, I won't be writing this dents other than bars and drinking, es- given priority seating. easy!! You see, I pop in here, write The Comedy Club. pecially to those who can't drink yet." All seating thereafter will be on a first on a weekly basis. (Yes, Dr. Dave the quiz and wait. What am I wait- has other commitments. Which "The management deckled that Each week an emcee and two come- come, first serve basis. Far more in- ing for? You. I'll ask a music trivia Bowling Green was desperately in reminds me, the answer to the dians will appear. Last week. The formation and/or reservations, call question and all you have to do is need of some new form of entertain- Comedy Club featured the talents of 352-5211. question that I know many of you write in, provide me with the accu- have spent nights tormented by is ment," said Michael Hoye, food and Ohio natives Gary Davis and Letter- "If the demand is there, there is the rate information and hope that beverage director of Days Inn. "Yes, I am a real person.") man-veteran and headliner Jesse Nutt. possibility that we'll have weeknight you are chosen as the winner. According to Hoye, the main goal of The remaining acts for the next four shows," said Hoye. Before I bid farewell for the What could you win? Some fa- week, let me wish Veru and Tim all The Comedy Club is "to provide quali- weeks will come from New York, Now there's no excuse when a friend bulous prizes. This year we have a ty adult-contemporary entertainment the best as they prepare to wed Washington DC, New Orleans, At- of yours asks, "So.what'dyoudothis highly- valued returning sponsor to the residents of Bowling Green." lanta and Pittsburgh. weekend?" this weekend. Congratulations, Bowling Green has taken a stab at and a swell new sponsor. you two lovebirds. Have a marve- The shows are Fridays at 9 p.m. with There's always BG Ribs and Steaks. (Don Pardo voice) "This week's the comedy scene before. Doodles both a dinner show at 7 p.m. and a No joke. lous week and many splendid re- winner will receive a FREE promo- turns. tional cassette courtesy of our old

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dience. Margaret Whitton plays the lems McLeod and Norstadt encounter by Michael Sicbenalcr as the story progresses. Insider film critic mom, looking for husband number five, and Fay Masterson plays the older This is an extraordinary movie be- step-sister, Gloria. And Geoffrey Lewis cause of the solid story and the deeply "What do you see? Is it this? (points has a small but important role as the personal performances given by Gib- to face) I assure you it is human. If town sheriff. son and Stahl. Audiences have seen that's all you see, then you don't see Most of the characters' actions in- many man-child friendships in the last me, you can't see me.' volve pain and struggle, but look for couple of years, but the friendship of This dialogue sums up the theme of some funny scenes between Charles the two main characters in this movie the new movie, "The Man Without A and his l(>year-old step-sister, played stands out from many other perform- Face" (PG-13), Mel Gbson's direc- by Gaby Hoffman (she also played ances. torial debut. Gibson also stars as Justin Ross Malinger's eccentric girlfriend in Because of Gibson's personal in- McLeod, a seclusive man with a terribly "Sleepless in Seattle"). The bond be- volvement with the picture, " The Man disfigured face. Newcomer Nick Stahl Without A Face" is much like Kevin plays the young Charles Norstadt, a Costner's "Dances With Wolves" and DIRECT FROM HOLLYWOOD: Mel Gibson steps behind the camera for the Brst troubled boy living with his mom and Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiven." The time with The Man Without A Face.' a story of a facially disfigured man who de- two step-sisters. Gibson does an added task of directing allows Gibson velops a heartwarming relationship with a young boy (Nick Stahl, below). McLeod has been the victim of admirable job... he to have more input. Actors can make vicious rumors and town folklore for suggestions to the directors but can't years. He has grown out of touch with doesn't overdo do much more. By both acting and people, living alone in a huge house directing, the star becomes more re- overlooking a lake. technical camera tricks, sponsible for the film. Charles has problems with: passing which comes prescribed The movie tends to be more person- an entrance exam for military school, al to the audience because it generally living with a family of all girls and blank- especially for first time comes from the vision of one man - ing out whenever he thinks about the directors. a Gbson He has found a movie he can past, especially his dad. make to communicate a powerful mes- After discovering McLeod was a sage to an audience. He put great former teacher, Charles asks him to amounts of work into this film, and his help him study for the entrance exam. efforts genuinely show up on screen. Together, they help each other con- tween McLoed and Charles becomes The movie flows together very well quer their hardships and create a the primary drive for the movie's sto- and uses every piece of action and dia- strong friendship that must last through ryline and keeps the audience's atten- logue with purpose. constant antagonism and countless ac- tion throughout. cusations. Gibson wasn't supposed to direct Especially impressive are some gen- Actually the type of action featured this movie, but he does an admirable uinely emotional scenes between the in this movie lends a refreshing job in this, his directorial debut. He two characters, like their recital of a change to the normal tough-guy roles keeps the shots simple; he doesn't Shakespeare play and Charles' surpris- Gibson usually plays. The emotional overdo technical camera tricks, which ing discovery about his dad. The story sparring between Gibson and Stahl comes prescribed especially for first line flows well (listen carefully to the provide the audience with enough ac- time directors. opening sequence) and keeps the audi- tion to keep them centered on the plot The supporting cast does a good job ence involved. The rise of action direct- and allow them to forget Gibson's conveying their actions well to the au- ly coincides with the increasing prob- bad-boy image.

Here you go. The ever popular, This magazine will self-destruct in one's easy-, Pia is one bad actress.) tra, extra, super duper bonus ques- always requested, nationally beloved 15 seconds. BRUCE WILLIS: The man hunt- tion for nothing in particular: Who and universally adored Insider And please include name, year ing down Harrison Rard in "The played Hawkeye's pal, Trapper FUm-Trivla Contest, ft's back, and and phone number. Fugitive" was hunted his own self in John?) that's all there Is to It. The first five (correct or dose to it) Oliver Stone's' JFK." He played al- The ground rules are the same. entries shall win two free passes leged conspirator day Shaw. Who SIR LAWRENCE OLIVIER: You answer our questions correctly, apiece, generously donated by the is he? How many hairs does Nick Nolte toss 'em In an envelope, mail 'em to fine men and women at the Wood- have in his nose? If you don't know the Insider Magazine FUm-Trivla land Mall Cinema #5. Take these CHER: Who directed "American that, try this: In 1987s "Extreme Contest, 214 West Hall - or deliver passes to said movie house, and Procrastination, I stab at thee. Grafflt^•? Prejudice," Nolte teamed up with a it by hand to the dilapidating Max- they'd let you watch neat flicks - Let's quiz. We'D do it easy-to- certain brunette beauty. She also well House coffee can on the In- IFOR NOTHING! difficult, in order of movie stars' act- PAUL NEWMAN: Director starred with Robin Williams in one sider desk in 210 West Hall. You Woodland Mall Cinemas also ing ability, bad-to-good. Robert Airman gave us Hawkeye of his early films. Name the actress must accomplish these goals by offers $3 matinee tickets and the PIA ZADORA: Name the man Pierce long before Alan Alda and the Williams flick. Wednesday, Sept. 8, any time that's biggest, fluffiest popcorn this side of who played The Joker in the 1989 portrayed him on TV. Who played convenient. This is your mission. Orville Redenbacher. maga-smash hit "Batman. "(This Pierce in the movie "MASH'? (Ul- Good luck.

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by Connell Barrett fies. "I'm a journalist, like yourself, and Editor-in-Chief "We carry just about everything - ■I I do is report the stuff I hear... I just m pillows, blankets and everything ... relay that message to the public. When the Cabbage Patch Kids came He's big. He sings. He's our best "whenever he comes up in the out, that was about the same (intensity friend. news, like when he held up the liquor level), except ...there's a lot more Bar- And he's the devil. store, went nuts and picked up the ney stuff." Or at least he seems that way to hooker, we just reported that." Shaffer is quick to chime in regard- many adults - both with Barney- If Barney Is Satan's subordinate, ing Barney's commercialization. watching children and without. then the nation's toy stores are in on "(The marketing) is all just a scheme This purple and green tyrannosaur the misanthropic plot. On the market, to raise money to help advance their hatched from the Lyons Group, found- one can get... everything, or as close (Barney and his evil masses) cause." If ed in 1988 by Sheiyi Leach, Barney's to everything as possible. so, perhaps he's going about it the creator. He's been called a form of "e- Parents interested in thought control right way - with literature Besides the dutainment." A small, seemingly harm- may look into the Barney Memory toys, Barney's name is plastered atop less stuffed dinosaur who, when sum- Game ("Your first memory," the box books designed to help children read, moned by the power of the childrens' reads). And if parents are hoping to get color, leam shapes, et al. Not particu- imaginations - with a mystical''shim their youngsters hooked on Barney be- larly nefarious tendencies. Or is that baree, shimbarah" - would spring to a fore the children are even capable of what he wants us to think, that he real- living, breathing six foot tall dinosaur. independent thinking, Barney Wrist ly does love us, and we realy love him He would teach the group helpful les- Jingles are available ("Age: Birth to 18 back; meanwhile he's flooding the sons of life ("You're special. Everyone months"). Out of the womb and into market, not just toys but literature, too, is special. Each one in his or her own the jingles. waiting to take over. way"), dance with them, sing songs if you want it, Barney has it. Just try If that's his game, he's off to a good about friendship and not eat them not finding something, and you'll see beginning. afterwards. how difficult not finding someting is. "We have more than I could say," Barney seems to be the type of Toy stores are engulfed in a sea of said Jim Beard, assistant manager at model most adults would want their Barney paraphernalia. At one relative- Walden Books at the Woodville Mall, child to follow. He's patient, friendly, ly small shop - about the size of a speaking of Bamey books in stock. generous, moral and loving. He en- Hallmark Store - located in Toledo, "We have one or two copies of just courages children to make friends, pur- the following items were displayed for about everything. It's literally several sue their interests and develop their the taking - well, the buying, anyway: dozens. natural talents. Barney Foot Jingles (as noted), the He's also happy. Very happy. This Barney Nite Light (sic), Fun Time Bar- guy is ecstatic, as is his coterie, "The ney ("A Super-de-duper poseable Backyard Gang," a handful of shin- pal"). Fun Time Baby Bop (Barney's y-smiling, twinkly-eyed children who petite female triceratops and apparent- leam and cavort with their imaginary ly platonic friend), the Barney and purple pal on Barney and Friends, the Baby Bop Deluxe Play Set, the Barney simplistic yet wildly successful PBS Play Set, the Barney Bank, the Barney program. Picture Game, Barney Sticker Fun, the The gang doesn't fight or make fun Barney Roll Back Pal, the Bamey Peek ^T *~ of anyone; they're habitual friend 'n Play, the Barney by the Sea Molding » makers and discriminate against no and Decorating Kit ("Non Toxic"), the one. Bamey Travel Pack, the Barney Nap So what's the rub? Barney, a phi- Mat, the Bamey Comforter, the Bar- lanthropic and loving mate to all who ney Toddler Bed Blanket, the Bamey can only imagine him, seems to repre- Thermos, the Bamey Wood Board sent purity and goodness. He's an Puzzle, Barney's 16 Oz. Canteen, adamant appreciator of all things. He's Barney's Three Piece Child's Dinner- CT | niceness personified, and he's uni- ware Set, Barney's Plastic & Terry versally adored. Pretty much. Snap-on Bib, the Bamey Party Pack "Barney is the devil," said Denny (paper plates), a bounty of posters, IT Schaffer, morning radio personality on Barney Slipper Socks, Bamey T-shirts, Toledo's 92.5 KISS F.M. Schaffer up- Barney Hats, Barney Raincoats, Bar- dates all interested listeners on a semi- ney Umbrellas, Barney's "Strike up the daily basis with the Barney activities Band" Bowls and Dishes, Bamey Cake not receiving as much press attention Decorating Party Favors, Barney San- as they should. dles and a gigantic stuffed Bamey sell- "I just know of his links to the devil ing for about $250. ... He mesmerizes children. If you ever Some of the tapes: "Bamey in Con- try to talk to a kid when he's watching cert," "Rock with Barney," "Barney's Barney, he won't know you're alive. Campfire Singalong," "Barney's Ma- r—•—;— It's evil." gical Musical Adventure," "Barney's Barney Beelzebub, as Schaffer refers Best Manners" and "Bamey Rhymes to him, is building a cult-like following, with Mother Goose." using his powers of darkness to achieve Grand total, if you purchased one of a goal, one clearly nefarious but, as of each item carried by this outpost, in- yet, unclear. cluding all the home videos, rings up at And the plan begins with the chil- $755.85 (plus tax). Average price of a dren. Barney item. Bamey stuff isn't expen- "I think it's all a plot." Schaffer said. sive; there's just so much of it. "Most of the kids who watch the show Marketing phenom or Satan's de- - not all but a tot - by the time they're mon? 10-, 12-years-old, are really messed Debra, from the aforementioned toy up. Again, not everybody, just 99 per- store and forbidden to use her last cent." name when speaking of Bamey, Perhaps, Shaffer seems to reason, doesn't think think the purple spawns Barney's goal - while disguised in les- from the bowels of Hades, but she may sons of love and sharing/caring - is a not mind seeing him end up there. widespread decomposition of our soci- "I have kids, and it (the Bamey ety. craze) gets tiring," Debra said. "It's all "The kids grow up to get uncontrol- around you. Everything's Bamey. lable - they become hookers, (they) rob Great, if it was just a tittle bit, but it's liquor stores, all in the name of Barney too much. It's better than watching the Beelzebub." turtles and all that violence, though." Schaffer considers himself a freedom The Bamey merchandizing craze is fighter in the never-ending Battle of unprecedented, Debra said, though Barney. His job: to report the truth. previous mass-marl;eUng ventures "I'm not an anti-fan," Shaffer quali- come close. M..S.P*. J. I»f3 I make up our minds Plagiasaurus? What Barney and Friends f\ lacks In originality. It makes C \ "Just in the past three months, the Rainbow" (he lacks a classic voice, of it. He's everywhere. You got Bar- un for In borrowing. Note: S/§ book angle has exploded ... He'sever- many argue). But Barney, for whatever ney, you got Barney and Barney and ywhere. When kids see Barney in the reason, is different. Barney and Barney." - The song "I Love You" store we immediately get screams of Daniel Madigan, assistant professor Tim Smith's got Barney. Smith is the ("I love you/you love me/ 'Barney, Barney, Barney!' of English, specializing in literacy, said director of public relations for we're a happy family") has Beard has seen little fall-off in Bar- the backlash may have to do with the WBGU-TV, which carries the program become Barney's trademark tune - his "Hey Jude." But if you ney's popularity; only poster and video quality of Barney's most popular out- daily. He credits our fascination with think you've heard the music before, you're right. Barney's taken sales have been slowing of late. He let, the PBS Barney and Friends pro- dinosaurs - and Barney's playfulness the Utopian lyrics and splashed them over the sounds of "This Old does see an end to the madness. gram. and friendly appeal - to the character's Man"(tne one who comes rolling home). "There's a lot of repetion (on the rocketing popularity. -In "Barney's Magical Musical Adventure," he and the gang r"es, it's definitely going to run its show)... There's a lot of canned stuff "It seems people have a natural in- sing and dance to "Looby-Loo," which looks and sounds myster- course and slack off... the Barney ... it's so slick. Other shows with other terest in dinosaurs ... It's easier for the iously like the wedding reception dance staple "The Hokey- items are of a low quality, poorly de- children had more originality, more target age kids to relate with Barney, to Pokey." signed and poorly put together and surprises. There are no genuine sur- sing songs and do a little learning." packaged." prises on Barney and Friends. I think Children, Smith said, have a higher "The Hokey-Pokey" - "You put your right hand In/ you take So the adult says. But it's the grown- the originality of Barney doesn't com- threshold for repetition. Grown-ups, your right hand out/you put your right hand In/ and you shake it ups who, for whatever reason, lack an pare to Sesame Street." when reaching a certain point, burst. all about/ you do the Hokey-Pokey/ and you turn yourself around affinity for Barney Not everyone de- However a simplistic program lack- "An adult can only take so much spises the dinosaur, of course, but a ing in originality does have a place in repetition. If you have a favorite song, "Looby-Loo" - "I put my right hand in/1 put my right hand out/ there's a growing number of discon- children's entertainment and children's and you hear it 10,000 times, you're I give my hand a shake, shake, shake/ and turn myself about (sung, tent. Which may be considered odd, education, Madigan said. going to get sick of it." incidentally, to "The Farmer In the Dell"). considering the genuine affection "The simplicity lets the children in ... Smith disagrees with the Shaffers of - The public domain classic''John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt" adults tend to hold towards the most it's an opening, a way to allow them in the world. Bamey is not the devil, nor becomes "We are Bamey and the Backyard gang." (Instead of famous children's television icons, Se- the conversation ... I don't think that is he even one of the Satan's servants. ' 'John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt/ his name Is our name too" we same Street's Big Bird (as well as Barney is the devil. The kids like it, and He's actually helping society, at least a many more characters from that show) if it works, it works." little bit, pointing out that Barney has get,' 'We play with Bamey every day/ he plays with our friends and its sister program,The Muppets. Madigan agrees that the Barney's done a good job raising money when too.") It's difficult to find many adults la- commercial saturation is a contributer he's been involved in pledge programs. - The song "The Noble Duke of York" smacks mysteriously of menting ubiquitous Big Bird products to much animosity from adults. Okay, we'll give him that. He likes the bus riding classic "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall." (there are a lot) or screaming for Ker- "Like anything, they flood the mar- kids, teaches them and plays with mit the Frog to stop singing "Over the ket, trying to get anything they can out them, and he raises money for charity. And all the Bamey merchandise hasn't exactly stymied our national economy (though if children got all they grabbed fr-eA*« Htmiy * Nnov r ) dren ages 3 to 10, younger if they want . »0U* LOVf n MC y/wimI/ ~N wrist jingles. ' I >»ft SOW* So why doesn't Beverly Gray, a li- -) \ l«,Tf censed practical nurse working mother I W • t. y.BESOMl and employee at Anne Grady Center in Holland, Ohio, care for Bamey. "I think it's his voice," Gray said. "I want to strangle him. Would a dinosaur talk like that? 1 think he sounds a bit ef- feminate ... I mean, come on." So who is Bamey? Why has he been praised by our children and vilified by our adults. A guy in a purple and green 1 dinosaur suit jumps up and down and ujy sings, and the kids love it. Madigan said that It mostly comes down to personal preferance "I found that it comes down to a matter of taste. It's geared towards children. A couple parents I talked to in education really liked it... But my chil- dren think it's kind of corny that I watch the news. They think it's ridicu- lous. I watch the same thing every night - death, murder." It's all the same repetition. "If anything's gonna make Bamey fizzle out. it's gonna be because of adults not liking it," and they would re- fuse to let their children watch. No more Bamey. Shimbaree, shimbarah! HMfcW MM S«E>. i. mi 8 ■ Author, author 'Bottom's' falls Play time's almost here... flat on its rear are February 23 to 27. open as the first Elsewhere production by Melinda C. Monh.irt by Mary Katharine Okom round paperweight on the desk "I Hate Hamlet," by Paul Rudnick, of the 1993-94 season. Injidtr theatre critic Insider book critic and decides that it's a perfect ob- will close off the mainstage season The expressionistic play "The Add- ject for their insertion game. when a well known T.V. star is forced ing Machine," written by Elmer Rice Delicately put, they find they Behind the curtains of the University to play the role of the tortured prince - and directed by Patrick Faherty, will If you are interested in a book have an enormous problem on theatre department awaits a season full Hamlet, the greatest part in theatre. explore the bookkeeper, Mr. Zero. that will allow you to glance into their hands when the game is over of entertainment that is sure to delight He's coached by none other than the Zero kills his boss when he discovers the mind of a truly sick person, and they realize the game piece is a variety of audience members, even ghost of John Barrymore. This show is that he (Zero) is being replaced by an then Jeff Putnam's new book Bot- missing. the hard to please. scheduled for April 20 to 24. adding machine. This show runs Nov. tom 's Up should be at the top of These are only a few of the hilar- The 1993-94 University theatre The Joe E. Brown Theatre will start 17 to 20. your reading list. ious exploits of the biggest pig on season holds 13 productions ranging off the season with "Old Times," writ- An original script by James Bunzli, However, you must be warned earth. One wonders about the from the comical to the classical. Vet- ten by Harold Pinter and directed by "Breakfast Anytime," looks into the re- that this book is also a study in writer when a character is so con- erans and those new to the University James Bunzli, October 20 to 24. lationship between Janet, an English banal stupidity. The main charac- vincingly offensive. are encouraged to come and experi- Memory and fact become intertwined teacher, and Steve, a comic. Directed ter, an admitted chauvinist pig ence a piece of live excitement that as a husband and wife entertain her old by Kathryn Schimmel, the show dates named Gordon Bancroft, relishes onfy the theatre can p. ovide. friend in this comedy. are Feb. 2 to 5. the fact that he looks at women's Production coordinator and costume Second to hit the stage will be the all- The Elsewhere Production will close genitals as a "picnic" and cannot These are only a few of designer for the University, Margaret freshmen production of Barbara Rob- the year with the One-Act Play Fes- function unless he's sloshed. McCubbin, said that the theatre de- inson's "The Best Christmas Pageant tival, April 13 to 16. A bill of six one- Usually, a story of someone's the hilarious exploits of partment aims for variety. "It's enter- Ever," December 1 tc 5. Directed by ad plays will be announced at a later life has a beginning, a middle and the biggest pig on earth. taining and students can learn from it," Michelle Pagen, this comedy will bring date. an end, with changes occurring McCubbin said. "It's a live perform- the audience into the lives of six town University theatre is for anyone and along the way. Bottom's Up is One wonders about the ance; you never know exactly what's bullies who get the main roles in the everyone. curiously lacking in this depart- going to happen." church pageant. "People tend to think that theatre is ment - Gordon is the same man at writer when a character Susan Zeder's "The Death and Life On Febuary 5-13, Wendy Wasser- extremely high brow and you have to the end of the book as he is in the is so convincingly of Sherlock Holmes," directed by F. stein's 1989 Pulitzer-prize winning be intellectual to come and see it," beginning. Scott Regan, opens the season at the drama, "The Heidi Chronicles," will McCubbin said. "That's not true. We'- Gordon lives below a woman offensive. Eva Marie Saint Theatre, Sept. 29 to follow one woman's search for self- re the central thought for everything whom he's never seen, but falls in Oct. 3. This play concerns itself with fulfillment from her high school days in that can be expressed." love with her when he looks up her the world famous detective and his the 1960s to the present. Diane Rao dress as she's walking up the creator. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, meet- will direct this season's Theta Alpha stairs. When he finally seduces ing in the midst of cracking one of the Phi, national theatre honorary, produc- her, he likes to make enough noise However, In fairness I must say most baffling cases ever. tion. during sex for her nine-year-old that the bookjacket does proclaim Other shows at the Eva Marie Saint Dylan Thomas' "Under Milk boy to hear. that Gordon will disgust decent Theatre this year are as follows: Wood," directed by Brian! Lee, runs Did I forget to mention the other people and delight those of us who "The Importance of Being Earnest," March 9 to 13. This poetic writer seven women he continues to see are not in the vise of a mind which written by Oscar Wilde and directed by brings to the stage the contrast of life in throughout the duration of the operates like Gordon's. Allen Kepke, is filled with young love, a small Welsh fishing village with its book? Not only is his mind twisted to comedy and the charm that keeps surrounding world. One of the many women is a begin with, the extent of his alco- theatre patrons returning. This produc- The children's show for this season psychiatrist whom he's fond of holism obliterates any chance tion runs from Nov. 3 to 6. is "Shmeil & Shlimazel: Yiddish Folk visiting when he's out of cheap nature had to nurture him toward Next semester will bring the jazzy Tales" adapted and directed by F. wine at home and faces the DTs. sanity. His ego and his fear of re- version of Frank Baum's "The Won- Scott Regan. This show runs April 8 She keeps vodka stashed in her of- sponsibility lead him on a deliber- derful Wizard of Oz." Entitled "The and 9. fice and an informal file on their ate path of self-destruction and Wiz" by William F. Brown, with music Elsewhere Productions in 411 South conversations together. away from a promising life as an by Charles Smalls, this production is Hall are an outlet for experimental And I almost forgot to mention opera singer. full of rock, gospel and soul that is sure theatre. From Oct. 13 to 16, "Incom- that she enjoys having foreign ob- It is difficult to find merit In read- to liven up the stage. Directed by Lun- municado," written by Tom Dulack jects inserted into her bodily ori- ing a book about such a primal deana Thomas, the dates for this show and directed by Robert Hubbard, will fices during their informal evalua- slime, but it does vividly illustrate tions. what to always try to quelch in this Even more potentially vomitous life. is Gordon's obvious sick pleasure Reading this book will bring you in being extra rough during their dangerously closer to complete in- "sessions." Well, one day Gordon tolerance - and men beware, be- goes too far - literally. 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