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Vol. XVIII Z59 SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA, WEDNESDAY, MARCH Ì, 1939 No. 37 San Francisco Campus Fraternities Administer Seeks Concert Pledgeship to Thirty Two Men By Symphony Exposition Heads At Meetings on Monday Night Ask Dr. Eiehheim To Gather Group Social Organizations Shortens

*' Heaping more honors on the Initiation to Four Weeks9 Set All-Southern College symphony orchestra, Dr. H enry Eiehheim, Dates for Formal Induction

famed conductor of the group, • Thirty- two men students became revealed yesterday that the or- pledges to the four campus social chestra had been invited, to play at Sororities fraternities last Monday, according the Golden Gate International Ex­ to Administrator Paul A. Jones. position in San Francisco. The let­ Fete Pledges Conforming with the new policy set­ ter which Dr. Eiehheim received re­ quested him to organize a musical up by the Inter-fraternity council group of college students to play in At Meetings last semester, the prospective mem­ Western States Auditorium some Sa­ bers were launched into a shortened turday in July at 4 p.m. Tau Gams, Delta Zetes, period of pledging at regular meet­ In charge of arranging the gather­ Alpha Thetes Discuss ings Monday evening. ing of students will be heads *of the Plans at Sessions Monday local college, president Clarence L. The period will last a month, cul­ Phelps announced yesterday that let­ • Going into the second week of minating with Hell week between ters had been sent 13 presidents of pledgeship, the campus social sor­ March 20 and 25. On the following K colleges in Southern California re­ orities met Monday night, with the Monday the men will become regu­ questing participation in the musical prospective members holding the lar members at ^formal inductions. venture. A definite date will be set­ spotlight in activity. Five more weeks Beta Sigma Chi led the fraterni­ tled upon between March -25 and of pledgeship remain for the wo­ April 1, the deadline set b^ Exposi­ men’s organizations, with formal in­ ties in number of pledges chosen tion officials. • Custodians for the semester for itiations and rites being planned by with 14 taking part in initiation 29 Station Broadcast the fraternity scholarship cup are the various groups. ceremonies Monday. Sigma Alpha members of Tau Omega, headed by The All-Southern California Sym­ Meeting at the home of Barbara Kappa selected eight men, Gamma MALCOM WOODHEAD, ahove, phony concert, an annual affair, Ellis, 1606, Tau Gamma Sigma Woodhead set his brothers an ex­ Sigma Pi asked seven and Tau which was presented last night at sorority made plans for a sorority am ple by placing in th e first ten) m en Omega three. the Lobero theater, received its great­ party for all-southern California of the campus scholastically* est recognition to date when it was symphony concert held last night. The pledges are as follows: broadcast over 29 stations of a na­ An informal party, to be held in the Beta Sigma Chi: Ralph Albert, tional network. At the last minute, near future was also discussed. Clyde Cadwell, Don Estey, plater Tau Omega Alpha Theta Chi sorority met at local officials were informed that Gregory, Bot Hatcher, Jim Long, the presentation would be available. the home of Mrs. Paul Jones, spon­ Robert Miller. Jack Richards, Fred Previous plans had called for the Wins Trophy sor. A "Mother Goose” dinner was broadcast to be heard in Santa Bar­ given by the attive members in hon­ Richardson, Marvin Sands, Clifford bara alone. or of the pledges. Nursery rhymes Wrightson, Gordon West, Edward provided a theme for the dinner. Doty and Harvey Wilson. • Immediately preceding last night’s performance by the all-Southern California symphony concert, DR. HENRY Santa Barbara State’s recognition For Grades A discussion of the Bowery Dance EICHHEIM, extreme right, explained some of the finer m usical intricacies to three attentive listeners. 'Pictured from at the Fair received another boost Sigma Alpha Kappa: Bud Bur­ to be given, by the alumnae on left to .right are students LOUISE JACKSON, MARGARET JONES and MRS. ANITA COCHRAN PRIEST. when it was learned this week that • Winner of the cup semi-annually dick, Bob Cottam, Bob Hall, Pat March 1 was also held, with plans An almost capacity crowd packed the Lobero theater last night to hear the collegiate musicians perform in the thé Plays and Players club, campus awarded the social fraternity on the Kelly, Gilbert McKeon, Dale Snyder, being made to arrange the annual annual musical event, while 29 stations broadcasted the concert over a national network.—Cut Courtesy News-Press dramatic organization would present campus maintaining the highest Everett Tozier and Belan Wagner. - "Petticoat Fever” on October 28. grade average was announced as affair. Gamma Sigma Pi: Paddy Cau- Entertainment by pledges featured The local department was invited by Tau Omega yesterday by the Inter- dillo, Robert David, Howard Eccles, the meeting of Delta Zeta Delta at Elsa Maxwell, who appeared in San­ Fraternity Council supervised by Bill Elliott, Tom Guerrero, Nemie the home o£ Carol Lambrecht at rGreatest9 Orchestra Hits Peak ta Barbara at the Lobero theater Captain Paul Jones. The fraternity’s Navarro and Oliver Sholders. 518 E. Pedregosa^ The meeting took last week." consistent 2.10 was good enough to Tau Omega: Robert Brady, Wes­ Win the ' coveted award for Inst se­ the form of a supper affair. Plans Previous Cancellation ley Linda, Craig Snasdell. mester. for the presentation of the pledges A short rush period preceded the The Plays and Players, undee-'the With Eiehheim Conducting In order of rating the other three March 17 at La Hacienda were an­ pledging. One open house was held ' direction of Frederic W. Hile had fraternities were Gamma Sigma Pi, nounced by Helen Whittaker, social by each fraternity* last week, after Originally scheduled the presentation with an average of 2.48; Beta Sigma . chairman. which names of men the fraternities of "Petticoat Fever” for the current • The modern adaptation of the word "$ymphony” to imply per? Pi, 2.66; and Sigma Alpha Kappa» AH seven of the campus sororities desired to become members were fil­ semetser, but were forced to cancel fection, harmony, unity, mechanistic exactness was never more in 3.08. made plans for attendance at the all­ ed in Dean Jones’ office. Nine Students it to allow the faculty to present southern California symphony con­ Ten highest individual grade ave­ A unique system of announcing a place last night when Dr. Henry Eiehheim conducted the All-South­ "A bie’s Irish Rose.” cert, with each group reserving a rages v^ent to R obert Scal^pino, prospective’s selection, is then fol ern California Colleges Symphony orchestra in two hours of precise No definite date has been set for special box. Next meeting of the Enter Second Gamma Sigma Pi, with an average lowed. He is informed by Jones tha official Santa Barbara State college^ organizations will be held one week and beautiful music at the Lobero theater. of 1.0 or straight A; Bruce Davis, his membership is desired in a fra day, according to Graduate*1 Manager from Monday night. Gamma‘Sigma Pi, 1.25; Fred Mon- ternity. He is asked to state the or ' Opening in a cheerful and happy Speech Round Don Follett, but it is believed that it son, Sigma Alpha Kappa, 1.50; ganization to which he would likr realms o.f music lovers was done with will take place when the Gaucho mood, the orchestra played Brahms* Mark Jones, Gamma Sigma Pi, 1.61; to belong, and if it corresponds with • Contestants in the intramural ex­ contingent travels to San Jose for a mixed-medley of students* songs of splendid magnificence by the group Bob Reynolds, Tau Omega, 1.76; Revue Practice the one that wants him he becomes temporaneous competed for the right gridiron game. around 1830 in his "Academic Fes­ when they played Bach’s "Air on Pat Quinn, Tau Omega, 1.7^2; Carl a pledge. tival** overture when he p aid his the G-String” and the generous ap­ Yo enter the semi-finals yesterday Jorgensen, Tau Omega, 1.80; Clar­ The new mca will partake in a Àrtinian thanks to the University morning. Of the nine students en­ Takes Form plauding house paid ovation after ence Lair, Tau Omega, 1.82; Mal- number of the usual pledging ac­ of Breslau for a doctor’s degree. The tering the second round seven were Woosleytv Lists com Woodhead, Tau Omega, 1.89; tivities for the next month. Formal, ovation for it- Entirely resting on • "Club de la Noche” rehearsals are rising and falling of the Symphonic and Charles Bailey, Sigma Alpha initiation follows on March 27. the versatility of the strings, the selected for the next round. in full swing, and Director Carlos adaptation of the conglomeration of Kappa, 1.91, "melodies of the campus** filled the music leaves one’s acceptance of its The contest was held in room 82 New Calendar Bee is confident that the show is Last semester’s winner of the tro­ house. meaning entirely to the scope and during the assembly hour with Dr. set to be the best of a long line of satisfaction of one’s mental straits. phy. was Sigma Alpha Kappa frater­ 1334 Enroll One of the few numbers whose William Maxwell, professor of Eng­ • Announcement of the tentative successful Roadrunner Revues. The repulsive melancholy of the nity, last on the list this term. Ail magnetic attraction ; is so great that* calendar for the remaining semester Due to a few minor cast changes, deeper violas and basses is counter- lish, and W. Charles Redding, direc­ grade averages were compiled by the even the worst critic need not shut was made by Gordon Woosley, class completé list of those who are to At College pointed to soft dark velvet by the tor ef forensics, acting as judges. D ean’s office. his eyes in order to forget the un­ president at a senior class breakfast play the leading roles are unavail­ tender, swishing, silken tones of,, the musical posture and manipulations Individual „ rankings of the seven meeting in the Cafeteria yesterday able at present, but Jean Smith, • Largest enrollment at the spring violins, ascending and descending, in of the players to hear the piece is students were withheld. at 7 a.m. This meeting was the first Alfred Artuso, Ted Tod, and Paul semester in the history of Santa methodical and freedom expounding Council Meets Gaziii are those who are definitely Schumann’s Symphony number 1. Ray Allen, Raymond Baez, Alice of the semester. Plans were made for Barbara State was announced by gestures of tone. a meeting in the latter part of March cast in supporting parts. Miss Wilhelmina Menken, assistant and Dr. Eiehheim and the collegiate Benson, Leesa Bestall, J . T. Daniel, Tschaikowsky’s "1812” overture which will feature practice interviews Jim Stanley, George Booth. Janine recorder, yesterday, who ¡reported musicians in v their portrayal of Frink Douglas, and Vernon Dun­ Tomorrow offered an excuse.for the "grandest with -the head of the Long Beach Rupertus, Marjorie Low and repre­ 1334 students had completed final Schumann’s tone poem of-life and can will compete in the semi-finals group in nine years of concerts” to City Schools, personnel department. sentatives from Weldwold are due registration. death of spring were no exception. . next Tuesday at the same hour. • Fireworks are promised at to­ call the show to a close. One of the Another breakfast meeting has been to present specialty numbers, while Regular student enrollment was Heralded by the clear bell call of Carlos Bee and Jack Alderman were morrow night’s Associated Students most martial and patriotic pieces, scheduled for April 23 as well as a the dance chorus, directed by Vio- 1264 while 70 students are taking the trumpet, rising to the fresh, eliminated from the group in the Council meeting at 7 p.m. in'"'Room the overture depicts the rise and class picnic in the latter p^rt of May. lette Glahn, includes Gracie Wil­ liipited work and not carrying the sweet, almost odorous scaled pic­ second round; 80, Pine hall, by A. S. President fall of Napoleon in Russia. The bril­ iams, Eleanor Brauns, Harriet Rich­ full number of units required for torial of the youngest season of the Dr. Maxwell and Redding will act This year the senior class is inno­ Doug Duckham, who states that a liant and dashing "La Marseillaise” ards, Dwaiia Branyon, Billie John­ regular standing. year and fading finally from the as judges for the semi-final. The vating a commencmeny luncheon "purge” will take place of council pushes more and more to the front son, Bobbie Ellis, Dorothy Phoenix, redolent scherzo to the surprisingly same general topics and the general which will, give the parents of the members who have missed a number Don Follett announced that. 1259 throughout the number showing the and Beryl Davidson. had paid student body fees through individual coda that reflects the topics will be used in the contest graduates an opportunity to see the of meetings. All of these members advance of the French troops and Billed for feature attraction is a his office to date, and that all en­ entire scheme of the piece: "In the Tuesday. campus and to become acquainted will be asked to tender their resigna­ their initial victories. Then from a quartet composed of Frances Hoel- trants had paid tuition and inciden­ valley blooms the Spring.**—Boett- Final competition wii be held be­ with the faculty. tions, Duckham states. softly and distant heard tune comes scher, Alberta Adams, Ethelrose Or- tal fees required for registration. ger. tween M arch 13 an d 17. D ifferent The members present heard a talk Other business occupying the the loud and cl/amorousi- Russian loff and Mildred Meacham who will A radio broadcast of the remain­ lists of subtopics will be chosen for on Samoan Islands by Mrs. Laura Council will include a committee re­ war songs, the shouts of victory and afford musical atmosphere through­ der of the concert tuned in to catch these speeches. The usual hour pre­ S. Price, head of the elementary de­ port by Ellen Seymour on the bulle­ Santa Barbara Police trhe noisy madness of a victory struck the * opening Christmas., song of Bi­ paration period will be premitted. partm ent. tin boards and trophy case. out the show. Test Collegians* Cars zet’s '"L’Arlesienne Suite.” > The country when the French are de­ plaintive Provencal carol wore a feated. Although the music of this • Untrusting officers of Santa Bar­ way to the exquisite charm of the particular piece has been the cause bara Police yesterday appointed of much anguish even in profession­ Henry Wells Discloses Facts on European Educational System Bizet music of the suite, which re­ themselves graders of brakes in San­ flects the unsuspecting «couple fal­ al orchestras, the college students, ta Barbara State college. The test ling into love, revealing their im­ under the soothing and skilled hand Student Emigre Compares Nazi American Instruction Lauds City’s Beauty consisted of attaching a ball-bearing mature emotions and feelings of in­ of Dr. Eiehheim, seemed in the , , runway on the side of cars. nocent ecstasy, turning to the re­ greatest of ease and left their audi­ By BILL MORRISSEY ' the Tower grades have been reduced dreds of hundreds of thousands in form of "bierkomment”-—inhaling a The object was to make the ball­ ence. as any group playing the music signed lovers in the full-bloom of by one year and the program cur­ construction of such as the Siegfried see in of beef for each infraction of bearing climb an incline with a quick honest, sincere and worshipping correctly would, utterly breathless • With the addition to the Santa stop. Collegians Tailing to make the tailed. The girls, after completion of Line on the French border. the rules—we understand the rules amour with the bursting over of the with the splendour, ; madness" and Barbara State College campus of ball climb the incline were given 8 years of school, are sent for two The high school student now ad­ were very numerous. melodic photograph at the vtedding stirring airs of the composition. Henry Wells, recent arrival from "flunk” notice. The notices guar­ years into the fields, into mills, into "Many things are different here,’ ceremony in the Carillon. The dying A receptive audience reflected Eurqpe, comes disclosures of im­ heres to the Swastika program. From anteed a private consultation with laundries. The business or profes­ phrases of the piece, which is said this writer’s opinion when it remitted portance . to every student interested the ages of 6 to 11, he belongs the Wells explains. "Campus life is more Judge Harsh. sional woman is no more in the to lay out the pattern for his great for the great performance of the in education and .social structure. J ungwolk societies, in high school informal. One cannot attend even Reich, with housewifery the single he is instructed 5 days a week with "Carmen,” is the reveries of the old future great artists with rounds and Having lived 15 years in Ger­ high school in Europe unless one vocation. Nazi infiltrated education, on Sa­ couples after fifty years of love, rounds of grateful applause. Yes, many, 4 in Switzerland and having At the same, stage, the young man turdays he receives military instruc­ can afford to pay. Attendance in reminisce. laT night the All-Southern Califor­ travelled extensively throughout the is sent into the compulsory "arbeits- tion and two evenings of the week class is not compulsory there and in £ Music that should be used for the nia College’s Symphony orchestra Continent, Wells has acquired a per­ dienst,” the military service organi\ the student attends the "Hitler the University, only final examina­ conversion of plain people to the became the world’s— Drundo. spective unusual in a student. The zation, where he is compelled to Youth” meetings. tions are given. Also, one finds no old regime of education has been build roads, learn the goose-step, married’ students.” T oday— considerably changed with the advent Henry Wells finds Switzerland and obtains pre-military training for Wells is a medium- sized, good- . of Der Feuhrer. and the Third the most attractive country in Eur­ 7:30 p.m.—Alpha Phi Gamma Social Group Holds Informal half a year. He is then compelled to ope. There he attended a university looking chap, speaks English fluent­ meeting, A.W\S. clubroom. Reich. In the past, the elementary enlist in the military service for two in Lausanne and in Geneva, the ly and is taken with the beauty of 7:30 p.m.—Players club meeting. • Informal initation for new mem­ and preparatory school structure years. The Third Reich obviously has League of Nations sessions. At the Santa Barbara. In expressing his bers of Tous les Temps, / women’s Loma street. was essentially the same as the Am­ T om orrow — no unemyployment problems, mere­ University, he belonged to one of hopes for his future in the "land of Sunday evening, March 5, at 7:30, erican. Formab education was well- 7 p.m. —- Associated Students social group, was held Monday ly employment ones. the Student Societies prevalent in the free,” Wells states, "I plan to night at the home of Mrs. Ida Ed­ was the date and time set for the taught, according to Wells and pro­ The third panacea for unemploy- - Europe. These societies áre social in continue the study of surgery and Council meeting, Room 80, wards, 322 W. Mission, announced formal initiation which will take vided a definitely usable cultural- ment in the Reich is work in the character with speakers highlighting medicine. At present I would like Pine hall. Mary Dunham, president of the place at El Cortijo. Gerry Hoyt, educational background. huge munitions and armament fac­ the meetings. Penalty for not observ­ to find some guys to tutor in French 7:30 p.m.—Junior high depart­ social chairman, is in charge of Now, under the totalitarian frame­ club, at a regular business meeting tories, and by employment of hun- ing the regulations comes in tbe and German. ment meeting. Monday night at her home on both affairs. work, the student refugee claims, Pag* Two Santa Barbara» California, Wednesday, March 1, 1939 Scribe Moans While Writing THE SYD pMasterpiece9 Crack the, Whip: 1939 Style 193« Member 1 9 » REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY • Dam such a job! My bosom pal The Laugh Heard Round the World Pbiucicrlr d CbSeeialeFVess National Advertising Service, Inc. and buddy, ye olde managing edi­ College Publishers Representative tor says as how I have to write a Distributor of 4 2 0 Madison Ave. N ew York, N, Y. feature—all of which leaves me in • The big climax scene in the continental puppet show is at an end. C o llo ftic ite D if5 © sl CHICACO • BOSTON * LOS AROILES - SAN FRANCISCO very much of a dither. What am I going to write about? Maybe I should The dictators, Hitler and Mussolini pulled the strings and dummies put an ad in the Gaucho worded: Chamberlain and Daladier jumped. Complete recognition was ac­ JACK KITCHBN ______-...... EDITOR “10c reward for finding of lost ideas corded this week the "Natonalist” government in Spain 'of "Charlie Syd C ohen...... City Editor for feature writing.” All of which re- Barbara Parker, Shirley Willd.——______Campus Editors minds me that I took a course for McCarthy” Franco. One more democracy goes the way of the swas­ Rosalind Bradbury...... - ...... Women’s Editor feature writing once. Betcha Mrs. tika and bundle of faggots and leaves the map Bert Powers...... — ...... Sports Editor Bennett would be most downhearted manufacturers begging for mercy. No sooner do if she could see her prize (?) pupil ASSOCIATE EDITORS now. the manufacturers release a new number than the Jack Newman, Waldo Phelps------...... Sports Lemme think—I could wrjte about string-pullers get to work on revisions. some of the crazy (pardon me, Frank Douglas, Robert Scalapino, Bill Morrissey, Bill Sparrow In due" time, of course, the map makers, or the Fred Smoot, Helen Dixon, David Westaway, Bob Williams-----Editorial girls) hair Styles some of the cam­ pus femmes are wearing right out fellows who actually draw the maps will have a Walt Bradbury------...... A dvertising M anager in front of God and everybody. But, John T. Porter...... Typography Adviser simple task if the Führer and the Duce have their again, that might not be such a good Margaret B. Bennett...... — Journalism A dviser * idea because on accounta my girl way. A ll of Europe will be colored in two shades, friend might read it and then I’d signifying control by two powers. The social an- • Under the Nazi policy, relentless forces are unleashed which can­ be in the doghouse again—or have thropoligists, too will have an easy time of it. In­ I ever gotten out yet? Nope, guess not be stopped. The elimination of the Jews by Hitler and his band that won’t dd at all. stead of distinguishing between Slavs, Croats, of Nazis all in all was a very simple process, for the poor unfortunates Ah, March is here and with it the Serbs, Hungarians, Austrians, Germans, Italians, well-known March winds. Whooppee were outnumbered 200-1; but now, a greater menace has arisen and —short skirts are back in style, too. Poles and the rest, all will be classified as "Nordics” or "Aryans” Y’kndw, methinks it would be a good That is, all those eligible for classification, and eligibility will be undoubtedly will cause no end of trouble idea to have a beautiful legs contest subject to a committee ruling by the powers that be This new enemy is the Cath­ here at this eminent state institution olic, numbering 30,000,000 in a and charge you townspeople 25c ad­ Anthropology has been deduced to a simple science by Hitler’s mission. Betcha maybe we could give process of Aryanization. One Hans Gunther, a Nazi savant, first Nazism Faces population of 70,000,000, or 40 the financial office quite a thrill. per cent o f the total. Conflict But, as I said before/ maybe I better preached the gospel of Aryanism and of blond, blue-eyed Nordic sir New Opponents not write about that either because between these two, Catholicism premecy. The idea traveled to Italy, where Mussolini called out his of the aforementioned girlfriend Italian wise men to formulate an Aryan policy for Italians. The In Catholics and Nazism, is beyond all re­ (same one). She’s liable to^think that conciliation; one o f the other my interest in this beautiful little Italians did not conform to the Nazi ideal, but what matter? Hitler scheme is not solely concerned with said the Italians were Aryans so they were. must be destroyed the welfare of our Alma Mater. Af­ There are five reasons why this inevitable struggle must take ter all, there’s really not much use The next and logical step will be for Herr Gunther to convince place and why the two are rreconciliable. First, Nazism in itself is a in my deliberately sticking my chin Daladier that all Frenchmen are Aryans, and from all outward ap­ out while I wait for somebody to pearances, his job should not be too difficult. In logical order, then, crusadng religion; it can stand no others. Second, the Nazis hate bat it back again. ** • Christianity "because it is Jewish” and Catholicism because it s in­ By DAVE WESTAWAY Darn it—gosh, I already said that will the Frenchmen take over the reigns of government through a ternational. Third, Nazism must have a succession o f "suckers.” and who am I to repeat myself. I legislative measure and establish authoritarian rule in France. He • W e would blush to sully the pages of this respectable column with was just thinking (no cracks, pliz) Young Nazi hooligans must have some outlet and Jews have been will, that is, unless France rebels at his tactics. The average French­ anything scandalous, but they censored last week’s social sewerage, this thing makes just about as much take care of. Fourth, the Catholics are worth $20,000,000,000 and the sense as one of the text-books for a man likes to consider himself radical, and expects his representatives anyhow. Some/scientist claims that 80 per cent of mental impressions course I am now sleeping through. in the Chamber of Deputies to really represent him. Voting for Nazis must have it. Fifth and most mportant, Catholicism claims the Mebbe I should become a text-book loyalties of millions, especially the young; Hitler, aware that victory are lost inside of 30 minutes, which gives to the writing o f these writer and make a few million dol­ French recognition of the Franco regime in Spain is certainly not in depends upon the control of the youth, is set to conquer them. But paragraphs something of the futility which it so richly deserves. lars. No, no, a thousand times no. accord with typical French thought. My hereditary feeding for the under­ Retraction: Shiela de Richebourg Nor is kowtowing to the pair of mad dogs typical British policy will he? There is only one fly in the ointment, the Catholics.—J.K . dog prevents me from ever making • "Why are you going to col­ and Arthur Suffolk contrary to the vestigated the playing of bridge in my name an anethema to students of and Englishmen realize it. Chamberlain was called a "traitor” by last column» loudly ascertain that the “Study in Filth” as Dr. Maxwell future generations. Besides, who- ever lege?”, "Which philosophy ' do members of Commons when he announced this week that England they don’t know each other. This labels the Gaucho club. Report: as . heard of a text-book writer with a Question List you consider the greater menace million dollars? had recognized the Rebel government. Even conservative Britons comes from telling everything we get many as five people are allowed to Gee—I just made a breath-taking shuddered at the brutality of the move of the Umbrella Man. The to democracy — communism or our ears on. kibitz on one hand» but auction ki­ Reveals Opinions discovery! All of this tish and tosh Loyalists in Spain were "sold doWn the river” Chamberlain and fascism?”, "Do you think college The girl that we described once bitzers for contract players are bar­ adds up to just exactly nothing. Of Collegians athletes should be openly subsi­ before showed up at the Gaucho red. Th epicking up of played tricks Guess I’ll quit and hand it in this Daladier put one more spoke in the rapidly growing fascist wheel, dized?” These questions and office and Jack Newman» squire of and putting them back in hand is way. If my erstwhile pal, the editor, the same wheel that wil| eventually attempt to over France and doesn’t like it, maybe he can rear­ dames» thinks she is a menace to allowed if not run into the ground. England. When the time comes to strike, it is a certainty that Cham­ many others are this week before range the words so they’ll make some the leading college students of America, when the .official question­ normal breathing. Analyzing missteps after each play sense—but I seriously doubt it. G’bye berlain and Daladier will not be. at the helms of their respective gov­ Bill Sparrow spends so much time is not prohibited. Not to mention now. naire of the "Who's Who of Students in American Universities and ernments. at the house where Alberta Adams that nobody has been hurt yet when resides that the other day when he Colleges” was released throughout the United States. Included on every once in a while somebody says the list of students were six Santa Barbara collegians. went home his own dog bit him. Skirts Bring While Hitler was scoring a victory in his "own” territory, his At the George Washington dance something like this, “Oh, partner, The list contains a group of fifty questions covering every type a week agb Friday: Bob Holden with we’re set again. I just love to over­ American representative did not fare so well. While Fritz Kuhn of interest from the stage to books and over to politics. The answers a new belle on the campus this se- bid, don’t you?” Idea Variety "heiled” in the best Nazi manner at a Madison Square Garden filled mester, Dwala Branyon; Peter Skaer Greek Valos dances just like he • Skirts. with storm troopers and tense spectators, Dorothy Thompson heckled will be made to the likelihood of war, to the abuse of institutional escorted the Lois Scheppele; Phil plays football, doing some open T his one word m ay m ean any* power by the press, the pulpit and the radio. The dominant search Turnbull plus Lee Stannard; the and gave forth the laugh heard round the world. M any commenta­ number of things to different peo­ nice looking girl with Johnny Jor- field running and pivoting on the is to ascertain the status of the collegiate mind of America. Much is ple. It always makes me think of tors choose to call Miss Thompson’s attitude a breach o f etiquette dano was a miss Helen Barrett; dance floor that would really look sweaters. The college man or adol­ and classify it as conduct unbecoming a lady. But no one can deny on the list of which we can not speak here except to say that the Bill McArthur and Bus Bolas es­ good if he was carrying a ball in­ escent lad may think immediately corted the inseparable Mary Eileen that Miss Thompson had the last laugh, although she was evicted questions bear an active proof of the accurate study in process. stead of a gal. of a girl. Most any one, because^ Haskel and Charlotte Pladson, both W e can not do more than hazard an estimate of the outcome Paul Davis is having trouble get­ of recent fashion, would think of from the meeting. In fact, any one who laughs at the Nazi movement new here this semester; Oliver Shol- ting his »fraternity pin back from the legs, but to some a skirt means just of the study and any individual guess would be rather out of place ders with Verna Erving;* Edward is assured of the last laugh, for the simple reason that Nazis do not Carpinteria girl that he planted it something to wear. McPhee with Miss Miriam Kircher; laugh. Nazis are not taught to laugh, but to hate and to take the at this time. W hat we can observe is that an accumulation of opinion on. Popularity of skirts has increased Edward Jenkins and Dorothy File; Saturday night at Ventura: Mar­ ever since the “Gibson Girl” era business of life seriously. will contribute not only to understanding college thought but also Joe Heiden, a new campus cut up garet Rowe with a local fellow nam­ when they were worn with starchy to giving it some practical direction. W hile it might appear at first with Mary Jane Chapmatf; George Come to think of it, maybe the Nazis have nothing to laugh ed Bill Plank; Jack Cornwall with blouses, high collars and voluminous McDonald and Midge Meacham; conjecture that the persons answering the questionnaire will be of an Mary Tucker. sleeves. They were long and some­ about. Howard Joham plus M’Lou Neilson; Tiny Davidson is on the loose exceptional group that would not represent average opinion we later La Verne Jones and Bill McPhee. what narrow, a definite contrast to again; getting around too. Even the observe that the sheer diversity of questions will render a more uni­ The Dies inquiry committee in- what the modern co-ed wears. Skirts, Informant No. 742 reports that a local instructor asked his Westside Boys club is receiving some as other feminine apparel, varies form picture than might be otherwise considered. of her attention. according to Parisian whims but the class the other day "if any student had K MARKETS e Six Virginia college presidents conducting a campaign for funds to • The University of Georgia has SHEETZ-at-the-BEACH State and Ortega :—: Anapamu and Sta. Barbara reproduce on the Tulane campus the will be instructors in the second banned student hitch-hiking at night On Cabrillo Blvd. Fountain Specials great Maya pyramid in Mexico. alumnae college to be held at Ran- and has forbidden co-eds to hitch­ Milpas and Gutierrez :—: Hollister and Mission e The earth is 13,900,000,000 years dolph-Macon Woman’s college. hike at any time. Santa Barbara, California, Wednesday, March 1, 1939 E L G A U CH O Page Three 'Abie’s Irish Rose’ Play Staff. Announces Prize Contest Jor Student Ticket Salesman Cast Polishes Campaign for By ROSALIND BRADBURY Competition Rules • Hello . . . Clara Mae? . . . I’m 1. Tickets to be distributed beginning Wednesday, March 1, in Performances Student Body office. Ducat Vending glad that I caught you at home . . 2. Prizes will be given for most points in ticket sales as »follows: What? Oh yes, this has been a busy For Comedy #5.00 prize to individual on campus scoring highest point BeginsO TodayJ semester. Our co-eds are all looking total, on the following basis: quite snappy though. Dr. Ellison Provokes 2 points for each general admission ticket sold (.50 each) Supervisors Bradbury, A n exam ple of th at rem ark is Merriment by Confusing 1 point for each student ticket sold (.25 each with Jacobs Reveal Prizes FRANCES BUMP AS who *was most License, Phone Numbers S.B. card) For Individuals, Groups attractive the first of this week in a #5,00 prize for campus organization whose numbers amass • With a little more than a week greatest'total of points (points to be reckoned on same • Announcement of the most gigan­ sports outfit composed of a tweed left for rehearsals, the all-faculty basis as above.) tic concentrated ticket sales cam­ jacket generously flecked in light to be presented by the college Little 3. Tickets will be issued to individuals only. No blocks of tickets paign ever to be put on by the col­ record- breaking Broadway comedy and dark blue tones and a slight will be issued to organizations, as such. Each individual signing lege . came this week from "Abie’s grey, a dark blue skirt of soft wool, cast of "Abie’s Irish Rose”, famous for» tickets must designate the organization, if any, to which his Irish Rose” staff members, Dr. and with this FRANCES wore a theater on Friday, March 10, has points will be credited for the organization prize. If he is a Charles Jacobs and Walt Bradbury. already reached a point of histrionic , scarf of a warm off-wine shade. member of more than one organization credit may be given Ticket sales commence today for perfection which promises the finest MARY CORBUSIER, another of our only to one organization designated. che all-star faculty comedy to be attractive new girls, looked lovely the and funniest play ever presented by 4. Money turned in prior to the date of the play, March 10, 1939, presented Friday evening, M arch 10, the Little theater. other day in a-^ tailored beige wool will add 5 per cent to the point total of the seller. Unsold in the college auditorium. Featuring jacket. Her complete outfit was very Director Frederic W. Hile report­ tickets not returned by Wednesday, March 15, 1939, will be the campaign will be the offer of sporty and appropriate, but the ed this week that hi:» cast is superla­ charged against the person who received them. valuable cash prizes for the indivi­ jacket had such a beautiful cut and tive in ability and handles the many 5. No more than ten student tickets and ten general admission dual and the organization which was of such an unusually fine wool comedy scenes of "Abie’s Irish Rose” tickets will be issued at one time to any individual. More may accumulates the greatest point total that it was especially outstanding. with almost professional finesse. be obtained when money is turned in* for tickets previously on the basis of ticket sales. Rules for The new girls have been catching The only difficulty which has ap­ assigned. the sales competition, announced to­ more than one eye and have been peared in the rehearsals to date has 6. Individuals signing for tickets will be held responsible for day by Dr. Jacobs, faculty staff mem­ tickets assigned or value thereof. the cause for many remarks con­ been a source of merriment to cast ber in charge of ticket sales, are 7. Prizewinners will be announced following the date of the cerning good-looking clothes. One • Culinary art is displayed in the members and the .staff, according to printed in today’s issue of El Gau­ play, March 10 in El Gaucho. The organization prize will noticed in particular was CONNIE reports from the rehearsals. Dr. Wil­ cho. Walt Bradbury, publiicty direc­ pictures above and to the right by be paid to the treasurer of the winning organization. STOLL whose beige and black en­ liam Ellison who plays the part of members of the State college Home tor, will supervise the contest. semble was rather unusual. Her skirt Father Whelan, a Catholic prwiest, DR. CHARLES L. JACOBS, Bradbqry announced that soror­ and sweater were of black wool, and economics department. EUNICE has a line in the play which involves ' Faculty Member in Chqrge of Ticket Sales ities and- fraternities as well as other with this she wore one of the new FOSTER, above, prepares to place his making a telephone call. campus organizations have been con­ long length fitted jackets in a pearl- a cake in the oven, while MARY The good doctor, true to the tra­ tacted to take part in the sales com­ beige shade. Her only addition was ALICE HALFERTY, right, squeals dition of the "absent-minded pro- petition, and that the response in a good-looking necklace of heavy fessor”, constantly confuses bis own Op en Forum to Hold general campus interest is gratifying. gold metal. with delight at the finished .product* automobile license number with the The contest officially begins today —Cut Courtesy News-Press The fashions of the coming sea­ phone number he is supposed to call, with tickets being assigned to sellers son are providing to be as interesting so that every time that particular Second Meeting Tuesday at the windows of the student body and outstanding as they are unique. scene arrives in the play practice, offices. Romance moves through' the var­ he picks up the ’phone and s$ys, • Continuing the discussion of stu­ Sparrow Sets dent finance, the Open Forum will Dr. Jacobs issued a signed state­ ious shades, fabrics and designs of "4U-667”, instead of "Vanderbilt ment directed to general caftipus at­ the forthcoming spring modes. The 7123”. The only alternative the des» Librarv

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