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Incorporating:rate le magazine October 20, 1995

\ 41111..■.. THE MAII ATTRACTION 05. Brad Pitt, Robert De Niro and Dustin► Hoffman star in Hollywood's hottest film of the year Juice magazine speaks to the man who made it possible Exclusive preview: segment one DE TRU TIVE RIVALRY' RUINS COURSE -LEAKED REPORT Selfish managers damage teaching miNn Kii

MEDICS are facing the collapse of their training schemes because of FRESHERS SPLIT CONDOM SALES selfish university hospital bosses, it is claimed this week. Fswillial on-the job trainim2 l: Inc ins jeopardised as Leeds University hospitals battle each other for clinical prestige and government cash. according to an unpublished report leaked to Leisytv,tirridem. Divisi•e "us earl them- attitudes wean teaching setision are being camelled and lectures disrupted by 111\1110; anti jibes :timed at rival tini ■erstIN hospitals frame': sargems are angry and upset .it the %ORM is blamed on hustile markt.' I'. tmvs in the h•altb Rivalry

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S■1.1111. ha‘u 1111.7 ..1 mired h, 1 eels 1. 1■01.•1-,11.■h c,1111101i III) 11.11t1111.2 .In• fourth year. alai did tint wtsb to he n'„uncii It terrible that consultants ,u I'm:\ lighting In proji-up the 101 111•1f 111,Ati hits/mud that the) no longer bother With teachtttg. - In response to the imusisitts. a business spar:quail be Led FRISKY freshers are demanding more condoms than ever - but it has 'alien foul of fresher "errnbatrassment" at the shag begs Meanwhile the use or condom machines at LMUSU is easily said "C 'ompetition between hospitals In du:ucw NHS inarliel depends where they study. outstripping LUU. plan is only mound.- While condom claims soar at LMU. first years at Leeds University are much slower off the mark when it cornea to asking for their Katie Moore. Publicity Secretary at LMUSU, said: Push years are far Pr, des,am Brian Jewett, Demi of lAxsis Medical School, said complementary 'Shag Sags.' more randy than they were last year lie could not t;ininnelll because the report had not been A whole tray lull of free condoms In LMUSU•s welfare office was discussed b) the anis ersity. Hut lit suggested opine ins vitii.r..51 cleared out within days, but LUU's attempt to raise sexual awareness Words' Indira Das-Gupta Pic Clare Grelik al the rirpon should he eoostdereti vsli

INSIDE: News 1-9, Comment 6-7, Feature 10-11, Science 12. Consumer 13, Careers 14, Sport 16-20. Plus 20 page juice pullout magazine News Touch of fame reaches halls Faculty bungles module options 1).1\11)1 .\ ticIN to, c-••to:.001 he 4,1 110.: .111,11-t.D..1 t I RETIIRNING year-ahroad students ► em registered. despite heen tole 110, Yo •'l IC1,0,1,4111 I 111 1 ...• 1 .I'.1I1 11 , have faced administrative confusion earlier that there were eat problems. I •.11..Ii C I I ,11 -II, .1 1 11.1 I ";I,1,11 •• .01.• o -I It, which has 11•1 them registered for the Site Baker, who coordinates I ),1 1 1.1•• ■11 .0 1 ■1 • ;1• I • , I wrong coerces. wrirt,-2, Gillian Womb. module selection for the English I II,\ .111111, net Il annti: ha , i1.' 1\ I • tut, have complained of neglise department. said that they try 101)11,4w...1 ;11111 UniTiciency in Leeds University' everything possible to accommodtm. tit .1 11.1.L.1 1 'di .11 III. :i1111 • ....! .111 111,, 11.111 nelish department regarding their students' choices. I III, L. I I141/11..11, .1 111,11 .1 II. 41111: ,;11,1 ',home of modules for this year. The Their policy of sending Annul 1..11r 14 •.111( 11." ,111..1., 11. h‘l, 11111 .11),I itistilly respected department scud students information on modules OAP,' I, .e lists late to dues not always work because ON THE V1411. MI runs. too th 11 111 III 1111111 'module el 1121!11 .11111 Ir.1 1•1 111V 'loll students who Nen spending u third coMmunicatinns are often prier ■ I I. AIN: NAIT11 "It . rrral 011 \ It' • tAl.1i 11,11 Hero l year in a furrign country. between departments at the and lint, It V. utt tht. .1111:111 Suzanne Bison. joint humours university. The English department HORIZON Ink' III he 1 III 1 1,4k...to:iv I ell'. 15111N V. rH ,iii the student of English and French. was VIM he given Ilw wrong address. ks tilt ,Ind Cl" ...nik, 1 11‘..1%I11)' forced to ;Moue Ii confirm her SM. Baker said. -Mery is no fotilpmof Jml ally 01,011.1-‘11, chalets became the paperwork had system.- with celebrity ‘1)00101 1.11-dir 1\'‘.:11 111111 Iii Iwo \Set•1,, 111111' ti111111112 1.'011111111e arrived so late. Students remain unconvinced. II m Finn 111011,..t• 11...1.11 4'1 .if tirelloli !tall 1 Upon arrival in Leeds she -They seemed clueless concerning weather forecaster .1 discovered Buil her chnieeS had not joint honours students." taut one. Stevie Sunshine

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'i■ealliereall Regional torn:tug itsoilahie on 1118411 5tH) 117 Premium rated. through ■ if ‘ floar n1 1S ,iii ■ ndCpin,dcaa Itcw,paper Its VOIC 1 1 ser ■ins; student, it Lord. UNION officials have been litti ttermity. Leeds SAcimphlilan Unites-at% and forced to rush an important UNION PUSHED TO other collegu• in aattond 1■11.011.11 111‘IN decision about the purchase of ilhlth." by a ethic Iii a new bar. MAKE CRUCIAL hut it ytau Ita ■r may itruhlutut.. I-Mil bosses rave the union t= ree i,tna •t Ilrr !'abuse. only 24 hours to decide whether to !Widen! hiestspapri- take OA Ihe responsibility of DECISION IN A DAY 'DON'T STOP: Students sample Corteorres Pic:Clare Graftk lArib,I'niveriiity building and running a bar in the ill Hat 1S7 BURtiERS and chips have been school ot tanners catering Kirkstall Brewery residence. !LUX Iclu,cti litbe hulloed into 101 111 an 1St 1011 replaced by tagliatelle and Andrew Salt, VP Beckett Park. Exec have now agreed to undertake the immediate answer until the university lasagna at a new student caterie. believes that students will relish operation but feel that they had little choice agreed to certain conditions, it rite.% Kur/uyn the greater choice of food about it_ These conditions involve the union Voriettrie's.• the halianehemed available and con.siders that Editor having complete control over how the bar is Sian Ropy The university knows that were best at snack Nu that oriental last week 'Cieleones' offers a sophisticated running bars. If they thought they'd make built and run in addition they are insisting ern LMU's Beckett Part campus, but itlfordable alternative for 1)rpott Editor money on it they wouldn't have offered it to on a five year licence for the property, offers a range of pasta dishes and health-consctuus stuckmts. Ilnia Smith us." said a spokexpermm trim, exec. They are disgusted at the Ka!, they have even boasts a selection of Students dining at 'Corlennt . been treated and believe the university' speciality herbal teas, as well as expressed then satisfaction with ,juror Editor Profit behaviour to he totally unproiessi•mai. II:maul: tom, More standard fare such as the service at the new snack bar Dav id Foalger. VP CommanICations at Pressure toasted sandwiches and milk and praised the value for mimes Arts Editor. LMUSU. explained -They know the we shakes- and relaxed atmosphere in Jim Biswell have to expand into halls Ili residence so we Simon Caffrey. President of LMUSll said LMUSU Exec decided upon compariFem to the more crowded Ilan Jolla -The ninon found itself under tremendous refectory. Genttrui call continue ro pros ids a good sees ice tor the Mediternmean himmla after our students. Eten so, we ,,v011.1 Make a pressure to retake a decision on a project that considering the demands of LMUSU are currentls

Books Editor, profit OM of Iles for 5 year, has been running tort yells.- students for healthier ern-site smnsidering an extension ill their lymity Mantic, tract hate already had to fight to He continued- "We have had limited catering. drinks license as one over- t 'Meg MOM.. Com lace LA11.! to drop the animal rent from input until the final stages of each The no-smoking cafeteria ts enthusiastic customer demanded des elopment This is totally unacceptable as the t 'mamma & .1naltsls Edit, o. f 50.000 In t-10,1100 and are ielo,ing hr heralded by mum bosses wine to he provided to tido, MottraLird accept the profit share scheme proposed by and we will &dowel.' be FAH-Ic the matter antidote to the horger-and-chips 4C-C1imp:my his meal. the university. I urther.- Liles-1)1e Correspondent hooey: Rtdessa) %bode Editors NEW TORY THREAT TO GRANTS Stinking COLLEGE MERGER WELCOMED Sieve !kit List NLW• draft report on lughet national Insurance 1)1,1 ,.uttst: , at one Leeds Principal and Chief Executive. ()wen it iih.,■ 41 education has recommended contributions over a 20 year burgers university is ill soon be Leslie Wagner."the move means I'tee MN hue:, ,crapping the present student period. supplemented by the institution's we will be working Inge N•b., Editors grant and 1(1.1)1 system, write.% This would replace the .1.%(1 McDonalds restaurallts !inks with ;mother local college. sywcsIttectliacrt icthael Ifyie xaindyeait alt I ats It:• Jonathan Landman. present system of itic,e11.• have been bombarded ii iii writes •thine Jan•s... tear. we Ilauttlh.n It says stone students based payment, which has ••ttitkbombs- by :logy protesters Officials at Leeds well he looking at a full merger- "Oita: I'llattr this week. writes Sarah Mettuplitan University have just The move has b hid Rut-wrier should he ilia:get] 'top-tip been criticised for leaving s.., tees' for going to elite students with high charges V114 'Lion. announced their affiliation with welcomed by union lead it“titutions soon after graduation. Anonymous groups cleared Airedale and Wharfedale Simon Caffrey. President CI Phut, I truces 1 he paper front the The report says that the both the Leeds restaurants with Technical College, rneamng that LMUSU. said, "I am el t ' lair.I .Iatta. (2onsen alive National Policy state should still fund tuition the stinthomtis at lunchtime On the two will be sharing resources the university has n: No-t, Group nn Higher Education but some expensive researvii Monday. Members of as well as modules. straight Into a merger Animal rights and Earth Science Editor reports that the present system based unisersities may need to However, a further reported an institution, we wouldn't he Da%td ..‘tIttitt is "highly inefficient" and charge 'top-tip tees.' Al fairs groups then issued merger between the two is not able to cope with the lleV. should be replaced by a Becca Ryun, Welfare lealltis to customers. who left. foreseeable in the near future A spokesman for Airedale and Sport Editor private sector repayable loan One of the protesters according to university bosses. Wharfedale College said he had Jon fit.-41.:f, Secretary at Lill'. said that from banks and building nearly everyone in the higher deserilied the protest as -a huge The affiliation is expected to an open amid on the issue amt of people who IllIStrtesS 11:1111ICal societies. education field are looking for success. tors he fully MOO-Way by' the end of that It was important 10 first Student:, would repay the ways to improve the .present read the leaflets then didn't bet. this semester_ make the affiliation work before loans through income tax or system. 'surge's.' According to L.Mlls thinking about the Mutt- 2

3 Police appeal Anarchy in for murder witnesses SAKI'. we appealing ley the LUU stielent wiMemes Ihilluwing the .-sty centre murder al a local Ivy Siks 1-1.14irle ; .ekr•IJOIrffil tin Friday night, write% .40710' /*ewe. l't 'SKS ut Leeds University are getting Andrew Baum. Eft and 17 all respectable and setting up a sircirtr Ill .trine, was found at around Rain 1.1.1 1'. lust Friday. near the Vicar 1..istiv 'NOW. a founder member of the music taxi rank. Ballot thttl ut 1.4..etk: society ti hich i, to be established nest lettered lnitrnktry on Saturday week. remarked."Were not anarchists, we want to organise a social group to Three student wilnesv.!s. rine promote gigs and discos at LUI - and ti um Leeds 'sliver:toy. have organise trips to punk gigs outside already rinivitle4.1ritAice wills Leeds." felevani 111l4 'Pie mane% (- o-founder of the starlet). 'Mr No' ol the VI. it 114:SMIS are 15.11 heIttg ;added, —1 play the ( •uminate. and tried in reteaNett. due ill the •erily's nature juin .1.1.1 danceband." Of Iltr com•. "Vic aim to launch a punk hand madc- Inspector Liruhb. local 'imam ap of es crybody in the society, one of fror it firer for the Vk'est Yorkshire utrnibers is in the Leeds University ix Ike .Tressed. "then': mash Wave chamber choir - he will sing the high kelt 111:105 olha quilenre around antes." et 111•11 hurtle and their help iN very The punks said the are socially It needed •' cnneerned and like In ins ite anyone from An ideraikii picture ot grannies to students In drink home- brewed beer at their house.. 'Mr Nor added. —1 like animals. except DRESSED FOR SUCCESS. Members of LUU's new punk music society Pic: Malt Mornington cals. I 'm allergic to them." The ..a.pect %NA, set„nl;IlnleJ by an altmelive ...Annan in berms! te.venit•s. with blonde way s Nhoulck-r Irrigth hail •h, inn dvess. Thief takes Gang terrorises off with bra

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i I 1.11 ai. I ■• 1. it snubbed fresher 1'1., La • a 'II, • .,11. 1 tI L'11 i11 I a, !AIM, I his unusual e..s. eta .Weittred ATTACKS ON STUDENT in the mghl of SahOlial teteitier 7 when all %tee ,,,n;upani■were out. DENIED A PLACE IN A neighbour V. Ink , W11111:04ed the Incident d•s4 i died Ili,• ilitese• us hong her,: . and of age UNIVERSITY HALLS Perham e‘CII 1114,1e sill p• ;sine Man she hook-11-i; the drsappeatame of the tliael, TERRORISED student is sleeping on a friend's bra. het, ,lie er a , floor this week after a horrific spate of attacks Dave oirs•• ,carelt that has left him too afraid to return home. feriae. einem arilhoheres. Liatiaut Ali_ 2(1 years old. a mature sluileni suitivine desuril•s the le hole i.stie Public Relations ;.11 LA•L' is constantl■!icing hara,,,cd by inn :Ia.% hit aggressive tic ighttimrs. W hen Nit ict mil I) lid Ni_12,.■15 Pub applied to uni■er..11). lie explained that he would like itt — - Foaming hell they were verulforow.1 by an Alslali live in halls. because 1w is sell- Mail who warned them that he funded itrel has liulued Imanco. IFl hl [Nit was -It. be feared '' The mall then ". k WV, tier, he was tin-net" down hot I -It Pit I I tl •.■_Ili pulled out a ih•et•t% 14nuc wall a plw:e in halls. I .1 Iwo loot blade and %).:Ived it 1.01 •It• 11 , anitind III the street. , Unsafe sol d, Three clays later three Men 01 , . 1 1C , II,N.LI I),ssid Foulger. VP forced then way 1111(1 the house at .1 Communications at 1.M11St l . 12 45am. apparently 411ittry Over explained; "More and more IlarraNninent they had been 1111111111 IA hell .1 Ili,: people are applying In the I.M1' 'receiving They ihreaterwel and there is not the capacity LIi Shahid Naf.ir. a Medical Science Pic: Nick Lee UNDER SIEGE: Umlaut All and his housemates. tamed out ot their home. 11.111(1-,. heRISC all lash years in University student. with a knife anti threw 11 lel] OIL:. accommodation. and priority is him against die wall, accusing the Two days dated the student, 'user UV Weekend I latoul ■I, avid lilt 1:1,01:171t.il iu the ,11111 II given In those under 21 seas of students of telephone hwuremeitt. had a hnck thrown through their And the) .ere linu-,t wait-, hate help front window and also through .imply became 'he). ..1le snidely, Hum inan .. and lily -.111 ei lilt age. lliiittriumaely students are even though they did not know 1,. forced In nut%-c into unsafe where the locals lived. After their car ye'aidsereen. toilet m the, mud .l1:[llllf l llMI.IlIi ii „lilt[ 1.• II) lute waving the knife around. and The bullies argued that the the r5llii .1i, ..1 ih.• huh Iol 101 :III hoot %%1111,- mesa tea. cloareil tip. bu t Soon after moving in LiaLialll warning Mr Nazir that he "would student% had been noisy one Nostisilfm %hot lh. t Appii ,.14 lied 1)1 ■•,:111 Ow% 1x141 Iheop,•1\ I '01's1 managemeto hale and his brother were on their way he held res,ponsible ley any noise Saturday maiming, but Mb Ale I he gang, the men Jens, all .4relloat...... nu friend• 11, Mil,. 11, 111C% tan! ghat Iin■e v..111110 lir• out on Swanks). lk-liihss 7 when .itter 10prn", the Matadi:mien and his lentsemairs were all away knor, ledge of harrassment teal te11111Mtg tl lisle pat, • 3 1 II,. I 1.4 \ News COLLEGE

1.%4 till !MIS I(' riillc:. • lilt debts Hi over I I EXPLOSION CAUSES CLUB million. is still stytiarr Whin: for its stinkmi. it tlfe1 Aare kieer . Thiinias Duntly colles:c has seen an niciease In sivilein numbers and etriects the upward trend to continue. Colin Couhte, Acting Chief Esectilive. said -In the past year we hat e a number of new finnrintintries \ and offer unique educational sounds ,if gunshot out !hi 5i tit Tw.uNI.L.1 1, f's llpip„I lip lip iris Vie are %vine hat nearly led t i seriolis H but n hit a I Cell. 1 liii,et%.11, ..dudela Isle} th.i1.11,l111 it was a do nun% oihc, .-tlegcs At Ton drinkers lett hilt• bal. a thud year psycliolligt student at under started to gather on the l vett,. [Miser-mit said. The noise was actually cawed by arrangements '' oasem •nt when a loud explosion hatie•r but many of the partygoers. tie added I ..:is heard just Hillside the exit ilna55 life III Ibis. panicked and fled aflccl the +el I.. I .sersonc was Ilan', king lie‘aliNe HARVEY'S: An explosion led to chaos for clobbers Plc: Matt Thornington from the doh. guidore to the crush if the pavement. i.oinimition she and lies pleads ran cuts and bruises to her arm and does A third year lass studetlt had been down the Toad AN she rounded !he ant think it will put her off going to one 01 t he hist to loaige the viol% and coiner opposite Mr Craig. she was Harvey's In the future. "I wrialdiri vv us On the edge of Ihe drivel when sink), by a car resursitle frelal ilit let anything like Ibis put me off. It ihe incident stinted alley. could have happened anywhere." PIE AMSRAIIIMFLYER in an attempt It, lice trio') the Fortunately the girl received only said.

''DEPARTURES EVERY FRIDAY” Faulty alarms flepartIng the tiedvatty friday evenly; fa ow ovenlasht travel to Asatadaa agniving In Argatwdaa at appranskady tigasau on Saturday sonata • the rat of tin day and minim Pit Paden le Ina for yoe to avian Me tualuottuu city Alit ih oultsral attraetbas w We party for the • EXECUTIVE COACH waken) five choler a vows ' ignite anger • T V Video. Tollet.M.0 Ratenelna to ow ear* tor a 1013si1 ricartwe hack to the • Hostess Service UK Arriving pack at vow original pack op peon Swap Residential and Hot/Cold Drinks Service It, JI s.511 Nit u '.1 I to time. RESIDENTS COMPLAIN AS Commercial Service., explained that the fire RESIDENTS at a Book Through Your REPEATED FALSE ALARMS alarms are new to the university, hall of building. and are University Travel residence are ex periencing se vere Shop ULTRA demanding to knovi DISRUPT FIRST WEEKS teething problems. %thy they are being "The university has not taken over the system yet, plagued by a series of first occasion several fire even a site agent came to engines appeared but later see w hat w as going on. because we are not satisfied ULTRA _17=121 faulty fire alarms. alarms have brought no one Most of us didn't lease the that the system is Leeds Loiversitr out toinvestigate. building, either. assuming it adequate." Potter said. students tiling in Henry One first year English 14411.usl another scare. "At thy moment the MINI BUSES Price fiats have been student. who preferred not "II could easily base alarm company are still subjected to regular to he named stated: •*As it been a right nightmare." responsible for the system, but we should he taking bursts of the fire siren happened. the alarm last added the Henry Price over very shortly." since they milled in Friday was triggered h3 resident. burnt sausages. but not three weeks ago. Carl Puller. Director of TO HIRE FROM £35.00 The past week has seen eight fire alarms - three of them during the night. And now they are asking RADIO university officials why the 49 SEATERS FROM £40.00 problem has not been solved. RETURNS

Stress L•edr Student Mato hits the airsva. es again tram tit:Wiry ti Stair - one of Octiiher 4311 residents. and a second The student-run sear Accounting and stet ill gtl'r,nitse. a surf at the Finance student 01 programmus to sang unisersity - said: "This is esery maim: haste causing unnecessary stress LSR 1%111 he at the start of term." holadca.tnie 11)7.8fin She added: "It would be until No •ititier 23. more understandable in a Fur a lull radio new building, like Oxley I% see ' was last year, but this Is ,lplienienisegment l itt ridiculous." week's ULTRA 'The incidents base also Leeds Student. increased rears about the safely of residents: on the -J

News It itissli i Pinta) Cletolicr 211, iwit5 viewpoint Freshers forced to move %I III 500 l;Misrlt liNIVEI111 I-1 loll i% to evict one hundred this week The students arc currcutly Leeds Student ventures forth each residents after lust two terms forme them organising a petition in aft 40:1110 to delay to leave their friends and move elsewhere the work which will take longer than the week to guage your opinions and Residents at Leeds Univer.iaty-s Elleishe summer boldly, incomplete uncover your hidden secrets... Hall will he moved out after 1iastet to make As well as oreanising the petition, the way for refurbishment work • leaving the residents are thatiing a letter ti'• Potter. students to find accomodatiiin in other halls Ditector of Residential and Commercial This week, we're just dying to know or the private sector in the third term. Sett is'es. n1 an attempt to delny the work. The 100 student, had little choice tan to Mr Potter explained 11E0 "we ate maktug "Where's the weirdest place you've sign a contract which limited thou 11' two the first ill a had sttuatain . the .tittletits will MM. at 17:Ileislio when they were Neill their he housed a, near to the unicersiis ever had a shag?" university offer during the summer possible dining the summer term- However. the t lit i nit and the I-le added that he was very w Ming to inconvenience of the work on the hall's discuss any piohlenis with the tesitlents ill interior is the subject ell a camp:lien launched Ellerstie Hail DOOMED: Elleralle Hall Pic: Katie Phillips

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"You know once in a while, in bed is the strangest place to shag. I'm sorry. but it's true! Are viiit rgiting a kick out of this or disabled stranded Iii 1,to hi I K Greg Stekelman, second year English & WINDOW SMASHER DISABLED students are being let Spanish student down by universitv organisation and now face four weeks without proper access to crucial areas, it was revealed this week. The old wheelchair fat between LW's Eecture EVIDENCE: Our I hcalte, and students tuition has long horn "Oh. no. it was actually in a bush, reporter demonstrates onsidered unsalc by the union•s but if I say it was under a weeping the thrown brick Officer. Mark Decent' s willow, that sounds much nicer. Pic: Nick Lee -14•, doesn't it." :Hite it'll is dangerous and it'' ow es BOSSES FAIL tt With cerstrin wheelchairs. it could tilt TO PROVIDE Pavla Beier. Media Studies graduate And fall till because it lean, the wrung say." NEW LIFT FOR A new lift was requested by the Access and Physical WHEELCHAIRS, Environment Group. and 'The weirdest place I ever had a was supposed to be the most recent coon's' in shag was in a telephone hos in installed over the %Wailer. LMU's "tunas ceptatifc - Wales whilst I was on a disability record and Geography field trip. hut it 1 sits Cost this Is a -craty 'in 'Birmingham'. is that Wheelchair users 1.1lic‘, runnier''" II had been decided to In lease the unisersok • go replace the lilt and to install into the earpark, until a new one pros/ding access round the huilding and then 'Ben', second year Law student to the assts Hull at the same re-enter throult another time This was decide.) in dour order lo Cut down on the total r,t.l the operation Further However when students I N11: . (1111:KY kids threw a hock through hock as it came flying Unuugh the returned in Ociobet. the old Irtsahilily )II ik the window tit' a student's house'. and window. He shouted at the buys, 1111 had been taken out but 1111:t InRc to travel a "Iii a I ield with Itituls and loutts then had the audacity to offer to tkt tan off laughing. Alistair had not seen there was no new lift cal ' loather, Airflow cis frn.:in I. jiths for the tecupants, •ron's huiim the last of the kids. as a few minutes installed_ little but -all Mu-Gupta later they knocked on the door and Mike Wilkinson, the registered disabled students Two hOys aged arottlad asked hum it he would like them Ii' University Secretary. said have been given u parklite committed the vandalism last tidy the gankri. that this was due to space in the hack car park." wielded %luring broad When the shocked student calmly "technical reasons"- An EMU spokesperson ro, thiyhglit.Alistairr Waugh, ins: occupant refused their offer. they kids then told as that the work is Mark Devenes insists Dave Grimwood, second year of the house in Wtt011hl Reit% LS :Ls asked "By the way, did you knirw that that more could be done to underway and will he Management & Economics student sitting in his from mom at dictum. yout front window -%; broken?"' before ease access for 1.1tNabtrd finished tit some point ne and mailiwly escaped tieing hit by the leaving. sniggering. Ntudcms and that this is just month . Design boffin wins LIBRARY LOSES OUT ON BOOKS "My firm time was my strangest NATIONAL furniture design and it was tit a park, which comp:mum has turned out well the money to he spent on hooks about ihe problem. However Ito happened to he in Canada.- for one Leeds student. THE renovation of a university wrilal campus has heath that less At Me moment, many essential explained that it is Iva the duty el KeLk hooks site thIlicith to fuld, stilt the lihr.uy to supply students with Second y ear stticlent. Money is being spent on Milan only less topics of the same Issiks they should be buying with Richard Iliglifiehl has won top hooks. according to a teport puhlisditd hits wrirec F frid- edition available to meet the their grants prim to sou m the "Furniture Ben Whiston, second year History student needs of an enure faculty of Explaining the difficulty laced lot Vanlipe- coinpctitian, alter OlectilK Its students There is often a 51 tiling by the derailment in ullocilling tieing entered Is MA 111101 I U 11 as placed among list at lip to tiller weeks beriile the hilt to in,s1 .■alit tee, needs, His piece. called 'Match'. 'bottom ten in tt new leapie lahle published in the l'imes Higher the hooks are ivmluble.- he sand that priority will hs- was a set tat cafe-style llirtiltUtr lohri I leap. the Head of the on riteirasing the sanely of hooks by Sara Teiger I with Olatitteable I eat Lire s (of drreuuunal Supplement complied Learning and Support usadahle and keeping them up to 111(11•01 or 'Widow use Week, Plans to improve the library facilities Beckett Park will reduce Ittipanment. eN1110S,,Cit S,1111141th date 5 i,„. Comment & Analysis STUDENT OPINION 5+0„,„,yt *o t satiny 's stool r Wont; le s, Second-class '+ke fewest of Vow ... citizens suffer Talking Looviet._ policy of errors IR horse Nuiirins it's only a Shot{ walk between the union and retie:too,. Very novenient kl yoarre feeling hungry after a few pints in the bar proper t intertimately. for the last three months some students at LMU have ell-naivety been berried from making Om journey. Its 1101.1% if they an a Gillian Shephard's new dangerous element who cannot he campaign aims to improve allowed into the maul university building. Non are they undesirables al., our English. TOM MILES should be refused admission to the reckons it won't make no (mon. They just happen to he Ms:illicit difference at all The old chair-lift. which shortild hair allowed easy access low all student, was corelemned as "inherently The Campaign for Better English. betray s the government's lack of seems Mrs Shcphard could teach dangerous.," a committee neeminiended ,...„:„ ,,.,„,,.,... . ,. Gillian Sheppard Better than what? You may well ask. sincerity. Compare it to the cost in a Michael Howard a thing ow two atom a replacement and during the summer F, announced this week that Ed Weiner. editor of the definitive Bash sports car or a 'tomahawk buck-passing. it was remove(!_ liefonunately tlf rifting Oaken English Dicoonary, agrees missile, which retails at a slightly Anyone who is suspicious of this was put in its place - effectively she wants tonenaltse young people who With heatheachers across the country. more respectable $1.3 million, Is that new government initiative I and you preventing disabled students from what our language is worth/ As for the should he since ditee two words (keel making the journey withilut traversing 4 "communicate by plea", and to this end has launched a Government'. idea of grammatical normally goo together), will no doubt the ear park, negotiating three ramps adverts, Weiner thinks it is have spotted that even Mrs Shepherd's and a steep hill before entering through campaign liar the hone use of the English Language. She pulled her plan The campaign's "hilarious!" idea was pinched from the French. the emergency doors (which arc often This seems to he a cunning who have this year been trying to tell hocked.) out in the hat at the limy Conference In lilaark3(11 last week. arid named budget alone government scheme which dues not fortify their language. One diffenaace What went wrong'' One high-level impinge on anyone, and yet panders hi is that the French are an important university official blamed the tenure on Trevor McDonald as Chairman of the new body. with 'Tory MP Cyles logeys, conservatives, and people chunk of those who speak their -technical rea.siius." another on betrays the ligli)Called about the supposed decay language. whereas we In Britain "adnunistrative error." Now, if this was Brandreth on the boatel Shepherd received a standing of the parts of our society we hold generally realise that the tattle of our a one-off then we might be satisfied must dear. AI the same time. the world language is not subject to our with their explanatems - alter all ovation, and logged an imptesSive Government's 1min 8 ex and 92 decibels on the government campaign is associated country's control, In alone our anyone can make a mistake. with one of society's heel loved minor government's. But this is not the Bost time disabled -rapture:meter" for her rhetoric. She lack of sincerity also announced that in future English celehs and can trade on his reputation. It is not clear what needs to he students have complained about the The launch was accompanied by all done to the English language. Even if way the university has treated them. Language GCSE results would conic with a separate grade for spoken It is impossible to measure the sorts of sickly articles in the nationals there is a problem, the campaign may, Twice in the last two years blind standard of English. If young people telling us how. lovely Trevor for a refreshing change, lx' aimed students have claimed vital equipment English. She insists that this is ma do grunt. it is a mutter of self McDonald is and patronisingly squarely at the symptom rather than treilv Student about regiimal accents, but rather a was denied them. Alm presentation and confidence." he said. playing on his race and his imaee as a the cause of our country's malaise. refitted itte,e cases several other skill which today's youth is lacking and which lets them down in the job Weiner chalks that the standard of traditional gentleman. Mr Weiner sums it up: "The whole students Larne forward with their English has fallen over the test 20 It might be cynical but most of the thing is completely political." Is it all account, id shoddy treatment market. Mel kinald's oaceetng group has years. but claims that young people marketing ploys and publicity just hahimey't "Definitely well down At the time the university promised may have a problem of gimmicks rue being produced by the baloney end of the scale". The to clean up its act and stressed a haat given an admintranatve budget in Ea:10,0001m the nest IWO years. and communication with oltk-r people - Messrs McDonald. Brandreth and co, word must go to JUli111► Watson. a commitment ice pron-ding aisahlcal poliertnen. teachers, and so on- SIIICC Mot Shepherd was not good fourth year politics student What is it rights. But if we add this latest case are expected to raise their own funding -118:Y hum then on. The new body hopes to have no problem using very colourful enough to put forward tiny of her own all about? "Oh, that bullshit. It's just 's disabled policy seems to English in their peer group." he added ideas. If it all goes well. no prizes for boring people who haven't got much, 111111.41.1111 to a catalogue of mistakes, popularise the rules of grammar with edvetts, perhaps similar to the -Ploenis So whet's the campaign really all guessing who gets the credit. Rut VINC WIRD with their lives " Seems errors and buck-passing. about'? After all, the budget alone should it all go horribly wrong, it pretty clear to me, lit course. no one thinks LMU on the Undergmunr. chiefs art. purposely discriminating against disabled students. But until the university rethinks its attitude disabled 01 outrage, part PC or nut 15(.77 587 Leeds Student newspaper students will continue to he treated as Leeds University Union Al a ricW student arriving seconil•tass citizens. HOW would the world PO Box 157 at ',eras University for operate tl we lived by MN LEEDS L.S1 IUH freshers week 1 was shocked Bhunire's rules? I never New Fax: (0113) 246 7953 to find third members of all this uploar when four Malach faces e-malt: 1,1111 went chasing after at white police officers Letters gy.ktvl._ae.uk group of Muslims outside riddle of the jinx continually heat a Mack motorist, were captured on the freshers' fair, Acting upon Till AL is nothing mine so pathetic as a videotape and then acquitted have some ghastly, and nut "complaints" from students; 'mum general meeting where no one by a white jury Rodent rant The straight farts particularly appetising. they lllll moned ...rcurity turns up_ Recent history is !Mara with Does it matter that nine of them IA hI has only a handful of yucca,: STI 'DENT I sus are far results. les, mice are the 1 would like o• respond to and insisted that certain the pry were black? Does leaflets deemed anti-semitic meetings to slaw for the lust few years. matter what we think! No. at frum luxurious and anyone guests from hell. Julian's letter of Friday °ember So, how to evict them? must not be distributed. The LMUSU have aim( ea given up hying to the the day, the jury would be mad to expect t .1 where EMU ye:net:lamed of Ohl ..l Unfortunately it isn't that scene created by this led me gam them. have to listen to the evidence otherwise, but until now I not catering for the needs of easy. Witnessing the effect to question the anti-racist This year. however. we were told it and make a decision horsed 1.tr heliev ed I could put Up with lesbian, gay and bisexual or a mousetrap on a match. credentials of the union would he different. Richard Which. the facia. nut media most things - squeaky students While we are aware I feel loath to inflict this on executive. Admintstmtion Secretary at 1.1.111. influenced (minions. floorboards, stained that we currently do not have poor !Matilda and her I was horrified by the promised 06Ms as you've never seen Otherwise we would he hack carpets. leaky taps, even an lAill ollicer we are trying to mates. let our ever) 's actions. I thought them before, with crowd-pulling to burning people on stakes slugs - that is. until the rectify the situation • elections waking in lllll ern is spent in would lie treated like atinaliims like music. costums. special on suspicion tit' tieingwitches onslaught of the mice, The are Nov 13 (pick up your that I deep discussion debating elects and even a UMW!) penermance When one of the main first two weeks in our nevi election pack NOW.) an adult now I'm at how to dispose of them. loan Theatre (loop halfway through( witnesses:. Vemetive house have been haunted by The LOB antes. hastawayN IIIIi'VeCtiity.IDUI they seem to "Mousetraps?" - too think I need protection front threcaluariteengav !silk echiang to the I •ihrman, refuses to answer the invasion of these furry nun the LOB society and when so wind of Marxist rhetoric here questions on the grouncLa that critters. They have an cruel, "poison?" - not had, the last officer left the society a few religious nutters. The but the dead mouse wedged At last, it seemed. the union was he may intaiminate himself. irritating knack of getting e.illapsed. If there is anyone literature- that I read in behind the cooker could doing something about political amity ibis leaves ground for anywhere and everyve here. who wishes to take on either emphasised anti-racism start no smell after a while, How poignant. then. that the very first of teastmahlc doubt_ Innocent Tina gnaw away happily iesponsibility then I shall rather than anti-Semitism: these OOM sp eteaculai-s. planned tor this until proven guilty (which he in your food cupboards. "a cal?" - 11313, don't like endeavour to help then t. 'The Exec claimed that week. should lad even to get as far as wasn't, right of wrong), rather scurry about behind the them. So I guess we're As for the comment about they were acting on behaW racy: no one had any business to than guilty until proven fridge, and at night all hell hound to let them impose being the only visible non- of the students who were on our hospitality for a submit and so Match's bag of nicks had innocent breaks loose as the minute hetenasexual in one's maim I offended, but out of 18,000 while longer - until tine to he tot away again. Anyway, woodd oar monsters take over the think that was totally uncalled students a few complaints This is not the start he would have murder someone. leave a household. They squeeze nibbles at my cho•olute for, as we have always teed to do not justify treating its all wanted, and rather snggests the union glove al the N4:4.310 and throw themselves tinder doorways. hobnobs and then they're. maintain a non-internal:miry like children whir cannot MAD! war against apathy is jinxed. OGM II 1, the other tine in your own climb the stairs ISO no-one environment tie all stdt•nts decide fur ourselves what planned la the week after next hut the garden? Ls safe) and apparently have we read. bookies have stopped taking odds on how a penchant for climbing ('bossed oft Deborah Ilartiniut many people will turn up. John Franklin into toasters which can of 'heNtrhit Avenue VP Administnation, Michael Savage 6 . . . , • . • • • ••• • • • . . •••••••.4.• w • • . . • • .• • • • • • ••••••• Comment & Analysis pe7- GALLAGHERk

he national lottery has much your lucky break on Friday to answer for. We used to he Noltinin I. 1)111 I Ic.knn 11141 the a nation of animal lovers. T IN; iv i10..e.led III Pc. • ; alien it's tine mutter that they're dltclet kniatk our, hey 1,110/1% th.il I Thanks to the lottery, we're now all c., in v. Inc h al at;n sp eel. Cal$'1 Alit play hecause, ,L.5 the advert say's, it Ye:, the FC:Isoll London gets the cash is at more sensibls- idea would he to spend pathetic gamblers. Mention could he me. I'm getting a crap deal and I because Mae.. where all the theatres are Aid the money on something smite regionally • Vinalot these days and people think know it. Nevertheless, if ma numbers cow lir suitehle. In Manchester, fur example. when not of a man's best friend but tomorrow, tell all be a different at u}. You can the average Joe 'a interest in art preservation is bet % ,te tumuli" ttt111Jr on that. whether or not its a rollover week. switching to Silk Cut Mild. kv cry where you WM, there is the The average Joe's perhaps the money would he bow li etery. There's no escape from the lire- spent nn joh-erealien schemes to eating monster of a game that Camelot interest in art entitled the region's tints-aye unleashed last year. You cane, ,1 miemployment LEEDS UNIVERSITY scratch cards. i ne tat ion II me tic. and nee,: preservation is The Natiunal scratch cards. The tither night l decided to cynical scheme Since the first week. I've used the Same aumhcls get away from it all and watch Brookle. switching to Silk Cut UNION Thls waits that I have to play What did I find? More bloody lottery_ ...vela, week until I die. The ono' However. the popularity of the game is not it's no good trying to hide the unequal tune I don't. I'm hound to win universal II o musty played by those from distribution of profits simply ProPPIII they knew they've get me. and s pourer amts. Which is odd treatise !! "P weds Britain' the odd token arts pruject outside the M25 millions like me. hooked_ time lion's share of the cash aeons 11, benefit the Two weeks ago, the Scottish Opera announced realise I'm subsidisine tit, Arts Council -i.e.. a tiny hand of twat, in was going to have to go part time is because purchase of the C'huic hi Impel 18th CORDUROY £6.00 cravats in Central London. no-one is going to see them 10.8 per cent of !never he tote has s„ ,out Ii been ADV This• week has seen £411 million blown on tickets were Nought by indigenous rocks last paid by sit many Inc •onlvthirtV oct just two theatres in London. At the came tin e. year.) that belonged to them tc at tibrarica up and down the country are If the musses have been offered Melt culture and funding fringe leant,' twilit. :iimpaigning hecauae they huve no inoney. and dunk it shit then the Arts Council have who expire!: contemporary themes I artery rules prevent money golly to libraries. weds THE OUTCAST re" right to stets' it doe II ,1111 IhriLlts Iluough mime. but I still play. BAND £1.00 1st MURPHY'S PROMO 11 1 1‘, 'Al 11 11 Nov NIGHT YEARS

Fruko; r kqe;ber _aril the weds by Sarah Ow ic. ■ HACK MOTHER MAY I A weekly sketch of student politics £1.00 X-CNN Fashions in Nov Leeds shops Exec meeting, LMUSU Monday October 16 dampen Setif:RI: have all the meta gone? Whatever tianal and confused and ready to believe almost sat MEGADOG enthusiasm happened to the sixties? Why anent students hurling anything, YOU allihwl began to agree. for example, that egg: at the Tories any.timnal 'Idealism is. deal. The what I.MUSt n•als mole than anything else. is a 11th l 11F:AILINES have always heady thrys of politest: and twatpanons an... gone. Now camera beaten in every toilet athlete. pnividing live SABRE TOOTH E " heen the talking point of rio one does. anything inure radical dein wearing their and exclusive tectitucolts n. coverage of the goings-ail Nov the glossie. It should he baseball cap the wrong way mint. themin on the hag screens ut the union bar, DOG TOUR obvious now that they are Stilton 'Chirpie” Odic" can't even manage that (runestopping Chirpie was loving every minute. down. definitely down. and lake the naa of Exec, the I-MI_JSU Pm-Went is a wise Dom Mai-genera VP takeatuon SL Canipaigns, that's that. student pohlietan for our times: steady, censers atsve. a looked rum sceptical; earnest Andrew Snowball. The latest whim of those safe pair of hands on the union laical If it's a yvat of Spirts Offieet. was none "We shined sat hidden persuaders of the competent hiok-korping and efficient administrainin madly liaise with the university's se•unty manager. CHUMBA £7.50 fashion world as a you're after then eitirpites !axe man He'll turn up to even if we do think he's .5 t'"a •r No one was ihe 18th renaissance el 'twiny:, he'll pal people on li• back, he tel you worried about Big Brother though. timea being what Renaissance Lack el know he's President with a 4.-efinal 'P.' Just thin': they err. All they could think about was the money, ADV imagination causes expect the Reyuluteen. and so the queatiiin was put away truly In rise wail; Nov WAMBA designers to tall hack on Tlus week's Darting of Exec was a Last' in point when the wheels of bureaucracy Lome full car, I. history and come up with 11de agenda promisol things like 'SRC' Restitutions." Talking at which. the soared great pr•aentaiI.fl the magnificence of yards •1CC leeetion.s' aril -l!fit. 7: bur The Presiikaii had the evemng had the nue 511'4UL-thin of tieing confined of patterned velvet. ruffled other plans. "'We're toting to auseend tamale le orders excited:ely palm. -Intimidation (if Sahhai lemuls ht weds and pleated, and edgings of Mr a presentation allied minim sinveillance... ale SWSS' Was the hiatiluterif a two- page coneetunt braids and brocade. Rich declanal_ opening the flee la iWi hopper 'eine/ I lorvvankat by 1.)eborali Hartman. still hulling at a 22nd ." geld piping. slashed DUBSTAR" YV oh armfuls el mean-lot ∫ cameras. lumpus in the leaca. Whet. with those perennial Maims ADV heavily draped double die 'Addle a poiple who suggeatai putting tip In un the Socialist Workers. Nov sleeves and square :aitteras luutall a Limon building would have tarn Holstein had known she tag 5ulthet ht• at the necklines - all very !alien's-alas Dig Brothers trying to emetic% civil telling Iwo just couldn't wait a hit like l» Simpson decorative hut unobtainable file-rhea and crack down on eur every last belch Now lawyer writing 0'0)111111e down anti telling the in fist, just it little 111Lht of they're ern as n I,t rllx t e.xelefe Ito Execa to spend get on with ti hi the debate that ensued, Machin: the sat DREAD ZONE £7.50 r1 y. itinusatels of peaula and elaim they've :tawny done Y11 Adminienaion's korner was bluetit steely by an Su if we are in be less sons wilds) empty chair, only a rotten Cad Wiltild that: 25th idealistic - it hat's aloof r Hence you might have eapeeical allepie to like the to suggest this 'narked an itier aemern in her peso,. + GUESTS, DJS ADV 'the form of the JiltUtilit idea nt 05010 worth 511 canieras and he del. hi tact of uratiment,Then again. there are pales of mitten Nov is long. lean and ducky he liked it so moat that he'd been having long talks low-down caid-. on l.Ml1SU Eves-. at kite II dips week ALL TICKETS FROM CATS I nothing flew i Cutolirt, are aid' die counters conixisty dr previous week_ and la anything go hr. Like children at the monad uhlle in AM Mon, (WW1 take the etatbk to explain to Eaa what was their teacher's hack is turned, the kids fairly revelled autsergine. russet, slate. "'tang to. liNattl they looked tin with blank teem- re in Moss Itannwris alt grace. deckling to treat her STATE OF THE NATION plum-red and chocolate two slick gents it.a.plentlent in smart suits look the complaint with new candner don't knoe, if I can brown. Shady and shapely !hoe delivering the sea unl-hand carredessnan he with say this 'ben Detairah m11151411 her being hem.- is gaol BRITPOP,RETRO,CLASSIC INDIE we should he laced and 1min fultertrigly, hit of course he del. Anti ;IN a subliminal advertising "Weae tugger mid NI:Art. EVERY THURSDAY HARVEY MILK BAR nicked in clinging crepe. truer than alivone happeniet, nue tar two others had their ea es), velvet and sena They leminded rim of that pair in Puip trainer, prop teing: "Debutalea attatide 'lid um exiled) help the 9.30PM-2.00AM. £2.00 ADMISSION It's oh so romantic. but only irraeatt of toting gum; these guys re Nnttrd SWS,S situation.- oh so unavailable in Leeds cameras Instead of quilting the Bible they preached rote I larunan will lave lO lead about a re the II you are stem:lung tin an the gospel Hod Sell But. jardicialey enough. they mat minutes - if they're rut-ceded with Exec original and exciting choice were still only aliet yi nn' money. (hie spoke about umial atlenthui to detail As tor S'WSS. it e PARTY ON ie clothing - forget it just laow peel the cameras au. the I whet about how rear decided they should use in amity a quick jaunt uround the taxes they are. time Brat about hoe they ate hater than another day. just going its prove. that FULL ON POP DANCE VIBE mint prominent shops wilt Mat die second :thorn hew the) ale even hiller than mg even the wet hLulkeh. of exlays EVERY FRIDAY HARVEY MILK BAR soon dampen any •rimerroptierv.This double act had I-fasten:al the art of student politica pin leflie-hasteng enthusiasm. speaking in elieniate senten ces. leaving the audiense Arial id a, good gossip. 10.00PM-2.00AM. £2.50 ADMISSION 7 TIME ON YOUR HANDS? NE ED EXTRA CASH?

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Sleeper review the singles it's not bedtime reading. Album and live reviews II EN he was only 13, read will never he forgotten. 11w kept them alive. They survived the D:Reani interview Lorenzo Cureaterra novel is split into three sections, The abuse. but left with emotional scars raced horrors that first is a nostalgic tale of childhood that would never heal and physical no boy should ever friendships in the style of Stand By problems that would plague them have to encounter We. the second a shocking account of for the rest of their lives. Segment 4 andW w as stripped of that most the terror of prison life and the third John and Tommy became precious of things - his childhood and final part asks us to sit as judge hardened to the world. Nobody Concentrated innocence. and juror in a courtroom drama. w ould come close again. They lie 16115 written all open, honest one wrought with controversy and drifted into drugs and crime. juice and devastatingly graphic account or some very 'unusual proceedings. eventually founding a notoriously his ordeal. Sleepers reads like a Lorenzo Carcaterra was one of a brutal gang. the West Side Boys. PAGES 12-20 thriller yet every word is true. Once group or four boys who grew up in Michael left the neighbourhood. the '60s in 1101's Kitchen. a mafia- went to a good school, studied law ' Chit+ t.orner run district on the West Side of New and became a prosecutor with the • Yinortared fare act York. Exposed to poverty. domestic District Attorney's office. violence and organised crime from Carcaterra himself found a jab nn ' lull _-flay TV Itsting, Waterstones an early age the hogs found security the New lark Daily News. What in a friendship that cushioned them remained common to all Tour was a f the harsh realities of the streets bond that ran deeper than blood and they lived an. Despite the trials they an 'overwhelming desire for revenge. if you want to \ ROB NEWMAN raced every day the four had One night, sitting at the bar of a add listings or managed to steer clear of trouble (km11111%411 Irish pub. John 25th October until the dii) that a seemingly recognised one of his former captors write for the harmless prank went disastrously amongst the diners. Calmly. John magazine, call 7pm wrong. and a man was nearly killed. and Tommy walked toward the What happened next was to change guard, confronted him and emptied powerful and compelling story told the juice their tint's forever. a round or bullets into his hotly. with the honesty intd strength Free Carcaterra and his friends were Once the two gang-members were necessary to face the nightmares of hotline sent away to Wilkinson. a boys arrested, an opportunity arose fur lives lett shattered by the evil which Ring 244-4588 for reformatory school in upstate New both the D.A.'s assistant and the grips the hearts of men. lurk. Here they were subjected to a journalist to work the system and 243 4727 more details %•ar of beatings. torture, and rape at play their part in a remarkable Sleepers is published by he hands of four violent guards. quest for revenge and truth. Century and is available fur 1"hr-oughtn't this living hell only Sometimes touching. sometimes their undying loyalty to one another shocking. always gripping: this is a £15.99 12 HOLLYWON SPE= 2/3 with the enemy Lorenzo Carcaterra tells Greg Moore

why he wrote his new book Sleepers, a Man of the tormented moment Bra lavv d Pitt stars true story of sexual abuse and torture. yer. Mich as Lorenzo on Sullivan Id ortimicarcaterra leans across idol looks Poignant too is the nostalgia for u Kitchen "Brad is a really nice Bract Pitt at me intently.. • Vtnukl you like some which has long since ceased to exist. a Kate mitre potatoes?' he IAN politely. lir predominantly Irish and Italian community hound by guy. my daughter discuss a hook as disturbing and moving the strict moral codes of both church and mob. That the has been hanging with him as Vecpery with the man whose hamming was the '60s, before guns and drugs inevoeahly good changed the face of American inner cities• summerfr and they have becomeover experiences inspired it hardly seems ideal table iends. l think th talk. The hook is dedicated to 'sleeper everywhere.' e Sentenced to a year in refOrmatury school to those who didn't make it, who died in body and wants to see the film again " o reason She after a prank Neill horribly w rung, ( 'artaterra spirit. whether within the walls of Wilkinson or only is to se and his three Friends suffened both phy.sical and much latter. But most of all. he pays tribute el his nly e Brad sexual abuse at the hands of their brutal guards. friends, united by a bond which even Wilkinson They would never he the same again. They could not dissolve, Despite all that happened. despite became sleepers. how much they were altered. this friendship Yet Cateatem, seems unperturbed by the prospect Survived. How. in spite of everything? "We never of the conversation. Chewing his steak. he talks judged eachuther: You know. there's a saying in quickly. relating anecdotes. mentioning in the space Hell's Kitchen." he grins. "A friend helps you move of minutes Dustin alotimunes professionalism. Bob huse: a best friend helps you move a body' Sometimes he is given to wonder whni might had "They got their payback," he says happened, had that prank not guile smt-tteribly-wrong on that fateful summer day in 1967 "I dunk Tommv STA TRAVEL of the tour guards who terrorised would have been an ordinary working man John him and his friends. "Two are would have become a priest. Maybe a cep. Mike would have teen a lawyer with Ilk own ptuctice. on dead. A third is in real bad shape. maybe a pis ecemor," Wilkinson changed a priest into a hardened, The fourth guy. I think at this point drug-fulled killer a lawyer into a broken man, Its mg wished he were dead." alone with Insdxun somewhere ill the English countryside. Ilk Nirot's taciturnity and his 13-year-old So Crireaterra not surprisingly, sees htmsell :e daughter's crush mn Brad Put. I hardly dare• interrupt the lucky one Dow released Isom the retemiatory. him to ask about his pail. Yet he chose to write with he was sent to It 1114th Island of the coaq of Italy er n! far out such naked honesty about those darks months which could spend time commg to terms with what ham) BUT WITH OVER marked his coming of age. A secret cd nee illed happened. And tITICV eo icaux hegast to exert its years public domain, the suhrect of an deadly influence on the streets of Hell's Kitchen, his unernatiuted Ix-sneaks and 'Theme motion picture farndy rrinved to a better neighbourfamod. thus securing Careaterra a deceol edneate 100 BRANCHES WORLDWIDE Has. then, writing the hook been a tionnill therapy' -.That's one of the mastitis I went tote It: In get it Yet nothing • neither Inik, money. security orate of out of in system." he says. -But l don't Lee?, it it's hive 'I if his 'family can erase the memories his time 'wade Wilkinson "I'll always be a sleeper," he WE'RE NEVER FAR AWAY been thempetate. I probably wiin't know that for a number of years," In all, the book took two years to sigh,. shaking ins head. -I'll always be a sleeper ' write. a Ione and painful process, The second pan. which deals with the site he spent inside the NI/Wirlffi Wilkinson in...mem. was aborted twice More he could finelly steel himself to confirm the temble events of that year He still hasn't read the passagm through since finishing Mem. Sleepers on * SPECIAL STUDENT & UNDER 26 FARES Regardless of whether or not the hook will dull the pain in time. he wrote with a thOre from/rtn from/rtn immediate motive: revenge. -They got their Celluloid payback." he says of the four guards who terronsed Paris £59 Amsterdam £69 him and his wends. -Two are dead. A third is in peal ot only is Sleepers a bestseller in bud shape den't think he'll last king. The fourth America. and set to become one in Frankfurt £100 Hong Kong £477 guy. I think at this point wished he were dead." He rsT 18 other countries, including Britain, knows he wasiuselvcd and knows his crimes an: the it has also made the transition from hook to Miami £240 Nairobi £378 subject of universal outrage and repuLoon. film in the shortest time ever. Submitted to New York £150 Athens £120 (Creamer-a met the sane: ex-guard recently, whilst Rand omhouse on Febuary 14 this year. it working on Steeper!. Inc reflect] Its pleas for was sold a mere two days later at auction Singapore £419 Belfast £55 liegivenessrThe tables have turned: those who for S2m to Propaganda films, a subsidiary Oslo £156 Brisbane £550 tormented him now leas him should he reveal the y• of Polygram. Barry Levinson. director of true identities. His sobs were runs' silenced by the Rain Mon aril Di.sc• usurr. wrote the blow of u truncheon. but now his cored is heard by screenplay in three weeks, before Lorenzo 88 Vicar Lane, Leeds, LS1 7JH Caracaterra had even finished reading the millions. Tel: 01 13 244 9212 Fax: 0113 244 88115 Yet revenge and anger are %Owned by totter proofs. Once Brad Pitt 's name became regret. Throughout the book. an oserwhelming sense linked with the project, things really got of longing and loss prevails_ Can.aterra evokes an moving and other big names followed. 'AM IN OXFORD, MANCHESTER, LEEDS. GLASGOW, CAMBRIDGE age of lost innoixrice when the streets tit Hell's Shooting started in May, with a budget of ST Kitchen were the limits of his world, a carefree if 570m. 1f all goes according to plan. the film hard life, given over to good-natured pmnks and will be completed early next year. with the LONDON. NEW YORK. LOS ANGELES. TOKYO. BANGKOK. SYDNEY. AtICKLAN0 release date set for autumn 19%. STA TRAVEL petty thieving, Ugrtient 2>

Macbeth Civic Theatre Dir: Malcolm F Brown Ic leltl will haw fill aid." says Macbeth. setting the lone fur the niunlerowi Shakespearean play. The amateur actors eel the [barna inpup of the Leeds Ansel:nue had high ambitions and courage in their attempt I,. limier ...aid) a well known and difficult plaY But %11.411L111WV1i KWH MOW appropnate The sanest atallig the ensemble called lie less demanding project. which would have Bloody Dialers ....eteinieet1 better ri_-cults. I lighlights of the cycling! were Michael lin aik-shank and Ciwynneth Hadley starring as the waft Macbeth whose gnat lie power becomes their runt. The duo succeeded in revealing some I if the torments of a murderous stinseienty_ Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you suddenly find the world on Similarly. Martin Key ou Mrwduff ease urnovnig Lie Iry instrai ir in of the pain nt a mail isixwe family has been merlin-ed. Rut die pertieniarklas of these the brink of Armageddon. DAN JOLIN takes the plunge and is swept away by Crimson Tide three multi liot make up Its n general luck of livelines.s and pace in the productis at. The stvires were too sterile and resembled mine the the all-threatening Russian relielboa. tonipositirin of a painting rather than vivid action_ ou think es erything's okay This is the basic priNIUSe behind Tony At the root of this Crisis, which places the Even if this effect was desired by the director. now the Cold War's over? Scott's Crimson Title. the latest "acti on fate of the world in the hands of a few Malcolm Brown. it did not have a positive impact packed" and "hlockhusting- movie to %Veil, y ou're wrong. You military officers, is the but quite the reverie. the actors came across as reach our fair shores. Perhaps Mr Scott personal rivalry think the Russians aren't ss. s idea puppets. y was employed by the American between Captain Ramsay (Gene Hackman) The sets were quite gisid. though Simplicii, the had guys anymore? Wrong and his Executive Officer, Hunter Menzel authorities to justify their military' Washington). Ramsay is a gritted war allowed for a swill Chang: ill scenes and the again. The world isn't safe, we're spending and maintenance of a nuclear lighting created an atmosphere of mystery and veteran - simple. aggressive and determined to still under threat of nuclear deterrent, and this film could he seen us darkness to emphasise the evil In the storyline launch a nuclear strike on Russia. Hunter is holocaust. extremists in the an exercise in propaganda. But, The ciwtunies balanced some hue imams% the his foil - educated. intelligent and subtle, but otherwise baltell stage. with colours symbolisnic Republic of Russia could take over fortutudels, it's all a hit more he doubts the rationality of the order to strike, innotvriec and guilt The naturalistic props were any day and point their big, rat, complicated [ban that, and Tony Scott is and stands in Ramsay's way Then the shit hits the fan. confusing. however because they contradicted juicy arsenal at the Free West. In far too talented to he wasting his time on The rivalry is presented flawlessly, thanks the abstract stage setting. One was left with the the blink of an eyelid we could he jingoism. rinptexsion that the potential of the ensemble Yes. the 141111SlanS are the enemy. or at least to outstanding performances by Hackman and didn't quite match the high demands lir the play. at Del ('on One. So we're not okay a rebel group led by a right-wing Zhirinossky Vsashinettm and to some pretty impressive scripting. At first. its just suggested, bubbling - accept it. figure are, and a post Cold War u,trtd iN Anna-Katharina Peitz. portrayed as being on the verge of nuclear under the surface as Ramsay and . taunter gn destruction that can only he aserted through through the motions of pretending they gel on. American endeavntu. But the focus of But, as the situation heats up. so th, their Crimson Title is on the specific level tit a tempers and it soon reaches a point where you crisis taking place in an Americaa nuclear just expect the two of them to slap their dicks submarine, itself presented us a microcosm on the table and see who's is higgest. LEEDS CATHEDRA' lit events occurring simultaneously during As you may have guessed. Crirri.ron tar is CHORAL Wild APPLICATIONS ARE INVITED FOR THE POSITION he Royal National OF CHORAL SCHOLAR (VALUE £500 PA) Theatre's version of John it YKeelle "s Wild TOats exploded into life Scholars are required for one evening a week last week at the Bradford Alhambra unwitting an (Thursday) for Choral Vespers and Full Rehearsal evening of mud-instil/W. comedy. The outstanding cast and one Sunday Service (11.00am) out...Wed of a host of familiar faces including old hands James Mum (Terry from flue The three Cathedral Choirs (boys, girls and adults) have just returned tram a 1 ikely lads I, Andrew Sacks lour of Ireland and have already been invited by the Archbishop of Kirov to (Manuel in ErtwIly Towers. I and tour Russia in 1996. RSC leading light Anton I .esser. Written just dyer NO yew's ago Wild Oats lases none In the last three years the Cathedral Choirs have broadcasted live televised of its energy in this accosible services for ITV and the BBC as well as Sunday Half Hour for Radio 2, revival and the jokes are as fresh as it they had been Morning Worship for Radio 4 and a programme of Christmas Music for penned yestertlay. Radio Leeds. The conveluted plot ins likes more entangitionts and ntisund•rseuuling.s than the personal Further details may be obtained from: life of Das id Wicks in horenders. At the centre of the story IN Jack Rover Stuart Thompson, Director of Music. a wandering thespian whose days of sowing wild oats come lit an end Cathedral House, ss hen he meets the beautiful Lath Amaranth, a Quaker dedicated to Great George Street, livtog a simplebfe and niece of old wadi tg, Sir George Thunder. Leeds, LS2 8BE the trouble is that Amaranth thinks Jack is Sir George 's SOIL Tel: 0113 244 8634 Mobile: 0971 213 901 Fax: 0113 245 3626 I tarry. and in the meantime Jack is 14 Film Panther (18) a Cinema Dir. Mart() Van Peebles

ming a tins' of poles. nppres...... witi set against the haL:kdri cp of the Vietnam' war, the Black DPanther Party for sell defence was brim. la.liat started as it small number lit unatincil men in I /Aland:scam vaNtiLl trait a woildw ale organisatiou •bolt~ group of pasiple highlighted the brutal nature of the Anienc-ail police system and helped posh the issue of black civil nghts into the foreingit of 1 TS politics. 'Icrid halm the tanstaative of a young avant 1 Kadeern I lank:ow i'uniher tells the story th.1111114: Pony's birth in its ultimate and perhaps inevitable Lkastn►etiori by the FRI. This 'miming tore story shocks with its graphic scenes of salience. althoueh the most %hotline aspect comes at the climax. with the eventual deteal of the Panthers. By pumping heroin into the ghettos. the Pitt just sit back and watch the black commune/1y destroy itself. 'This film is extnatiely poignant, destroying the illusion that Atm-tie:1 is the must liberal snaiety on earth. anti that every individual is equal' Being such an erns itivt: film about Limn:mum l'onither hears rimy resemblances at Spielhere's Schindler's list. Indeed, in many ways the hlaet, arr. portrayed as the Jews of America, the underclass of society. This is emphasised when the plan to infuse heroin into the ghettos is described chillingly as the Fund Solutitin. Some of the more cynical wrong us may point to the fact that Van Piscbles is a black director and the 11.11 deny everything. Nevertheless, what cannot be denied is that the black community suffered interlerahly at the bloke's film. From the phallic overtones of testosterone. Honest • every wining walked conversation have -Tatatit int,- stamped all hands of the Arnencan establishment. Nobody the sub itself to the hall-slapping humour and out of the theatre with a deeper voice and over them - like an argument which occurs knows how many innocent people died in the name the fact that the only female character facial hair. over who drew the Silver Surfer hest I of justice- However. as one 01 the gang mei-cave, (Hunter's wit:1 is in it for all of one minute, While it involves top-quality acting. hereby declare the rumour that he helped aays, you can't fight racism with racism - perhaps it can be seen as a no-holds haired. direction and effects and while it keeps you Scutt out with some of the script in be tale. that's a message for us all. roistering-doistering gruff lad of a movie. comfortably on the edge of your seat. Crimson Tide is Just great• it's one of Although it is about a serious stshjia,t the film Friendship. loyalty and male bonding quaking under the tension. this movie's Scott's best movies yet. It makes 'The still manages to contain a large amount of humour. through confrontational situations are all crowning glory is its dialogue. Classic one- Hunt For Red Oeraher look like Praire of Added hl solid perfirmiance, from all of the cam themes, and 'boy's things' like guns. comics liners. such as "You don't put on a condom Tides. and has more spunk than a blue and some la rod tunes, this rneans there isn't much and even Star Trek references predominate if you're not gonna fuck" (referring to the whale with the horn. If the world still wrong with l'anther This film will make you throughout. If Speed was an action movie fact that the Russian rebels are fuelling isn't safe, then you might as well get laugh, may make you cry alai will ilefiititely pet that got your adrenaline pumping. then their launch pads), basically make this some entertainment out of than fact. Be you &eking_ Cranston Tide dues the same to your film. although certain snippets of hard - go sec Crimson Tide. Justin Penrose

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PIP,. ittV1:11,, M Wocslward brings a sparkle lib the pan the ,riling. h teaming: a remarkably Disney. basal and evil. along with love rhe highlight of OK- Iilnt rs its aililICIII, %11,,i elk% II% e 11 the ...1 4111M.. I LIIICI .11 of Ainanaith at what email have been agile eau to Dego late these obstacle,. and hate. collide to reveal a Romer. :aid breathtaking alilinantill and OW \ urws I tf music Mild' ais.4111110111.ts Ilh' Ihili•l , ,,,. 41 ■.1' a Varnd role. %Mien 1014.1 10 get a raw 'Me so 'Ilse immure, sneaky malls to Juliet type lose story, the two levels 1-01::11111144 lwdscalxs. matdhung sweet)) Ikea- lovable farmyard eleilac has hi alt icing a oil ;leaded by the tact that their rt.-Vet:HSI' idealists to survIng haggard casualitus of die deat in this type of play unless they the modern wield with the Imes Imo with the song, 'Paint with all the cob tuts ate a lieger-than tile matriarch or a hum iking like Ye Okle flimpy Eater rotas SS isle 14 t fight each other. 'Chowe ill the wind'. Cie& Itery is ceiraink due Berl elision 'The enraept 'Nett is prrear- hat,. hut buxom lady all - waiting we.aniw a big I 7th Century hat and caught in the middle. and then only 11/ songsvnters Stephen Schee:nu and the fill II 's simple applies:Ai to right and wnsig Huwevei, the play really hi:kings- wig guidance conies tam a Salklag willtor. Alan tn. at least as just a break mike ii iletessible In children, while retaining the - te Anton I .Cr■Si:r as the dashing Rover. Ile: Lira have great tun portraying tree. SS hitil happens to he Pikithinuag Prima Elton John la ack-s adult message_ I sexy angl•stapping. and theatrical an ailing world within an aortae erandria Sher Vie, is simnel:enough Pocalhontas weds tr lie slicker and flas venter of ,4,sonal tarra is a Werth!: pusturing male: Rover one La the world and when the intmerous loose without the Met that the is also nver two sharper tin it to equal the urcress of an!, it atruyal of Ouch's Wattage: sten. the niikst attractive metas on stage. He', ends have limit neatly tied Rover MI hundred yews old- did Disney umnewar a the other 12 hill length Disney enchanting wined"' in mid characters alma- being ever leant how to Lava/ eniiiiph to ftico1111114:1k1 If geilltIN got a SILakespewe quote for every Cu perform their version la& YOU amid leaves une hoping that they won't But the +tors 's LI nfonimaicly. the old Disney lies with its viand et.ploiatirar or die Revolution. Ixa.Leacu but heel tines endeatillellY like h. It didn't need a genius to diaori The /fun/ lribrrk oj *me ()ante, tosmula kicks in again as the film and the itantn, 44 tongue %ix-nevi:1 Amaranth is &Awe that the audience liked the divot next attempt, as much as they have the human condition COrilic17111E! National's's pin ft mimics. very much attempts to teach children u few nasals tilts !Mir) impial nrIlls. *War as well us showing than a pax{ ea/maw Its a gloriously bawdy indeed. Hie main lessen is reaptai of nailer am M I Clare Lister Abby Clegg performake with dire for Jeremy Gemma Wallace 15

The Vampire Lovers(18) FILM Countess Dracula Hyde Park Picture House Stars: Ingrid Pitt

:shim vailipiiisiti, misty giat.eviiitis and ad as a Hattie &capitation - the perfect ingredients for a Leeds played host to Hattie Hayridge last week. CIE I.elebnition of flarnmet Horror and its most le, l, els temale lead, Ingrid Pitt, star of high the SANGSTER proves that girls just want to have fun evening's films and present :11 tins .1V171:11 double hill earning. he Feast and Firkin is rapidly becoming a The lfunpir• liwo-s, our tirsi taste of gore. proved itself a Hammer classic. The plot - almost as flimsy as prominent feature in the life of Leeds students roost of Pitt's clothes - follinvs feisty lesbian vampire despite its relatively recent creation. It's Manilla and her efforts to seduce as many young T ingratiated itself into the Utley Run, and now tenedea as she can get her fangs on. Naturally, the noble the Wednesday night comedy double hills provide fathers of her victim. George Cole and a suitably gnm another reason to wobble through its doors of an Peter Cushing. are none too impressed and pniceed le lure Manilla to her grave in order in drive the obligatory evening. Once you have fought your way through the stake through her heart (and decapitate her Met for good Node lads glued to the satellite screen up to the function measure). room, the atmosphere is very different. The bar is Before this grisly end. however, much hilarity is to reasonably quiet and there seems to be an older, less be had from the high proportion of heaving bosoms, seam-naked romping and lesst than sophisticated "special laddish clientele. efftezis." Nevertheless Pitt's perfonnance. a spirited The compere for the whole season (which runs until December) blend of seduction and campnese admirably is Rob Asterby, who quickly established a rapport with the crowd, compensates bar the film's lack el style and the exploiting the limitless comedy potential of the words "special" hamming of her co-stars, particularly the nauseating (as in special school) and "Scunthorpe." His promise that the Madeleine Smith as Mercilia's dewy-eyed prey. winner of the audience-participation joke competition, of which Undoubtedly Hammer at its low budget heat. more later, would he allowed to smash a hideous porcelain sad Countess Dracula, on the other hand, was truly clown statuette was a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. shocking essentially because it resembled a real film. The first act we.. Linda Smith. who looked perfectly normal compared The air of amateur theatre was replaced with noticeably with her publicity photograph, which gave the disconcerting impression less humour and some sound performances. Here Pitt that she had no eyes. She started off nervously. but as the audience plays a widowed Countess whose passport to eternal became inure friendly and drunk). she relaxed too. She tackled such youth involves regular bathing in the blood of sacrificed burning issues as eatanisrn, dyslexia and rugby - "call me old-fashioned. virgins. Posing as her young daughter. Ilona returned but I think people should have necks". When a rugby-enthusiast heckler Life's Big Questions - When do you take your make-up oft while having from hoanling echool, she seduces a young man, to the urged her to "show us yer tits". she said she found it rather sweet. "the sex? What do the French say when they get deja-vu? Why do they bother disapproval of her older lover. The rivalry between the triumph of hope over experience." Some of the material was rather tired. putting a whistle on your plane lifejacket - if they didn't notice the plane two men. well played by Nigel Green and Sander Flea. especially the "aren't old people crap" routine, but on the whole, the act crashing, is a feeble peep going to make much difference? The exposes the truth, and young lime (Elted meets his death was fresh and funny. predominantly male audience didn't always know what to make of her. in saving the real Ilona from her mother's next bath. Then came the interval. in which the compere challenged the audience and they failed to get some of the more female-oriented jokes (PMT! But Far-fetched though the plot is, the performances are to compose jokes about "a figure in the news" (predictably, if regrettably, I'm trio busy playing volleyball in white shorta...1 but hasically her routine more polished than Mace of The Wunpire Liners. The Rosemary West) and "a household object" (a biscuit barrel). The was accessible. quirky and cleverly delivered. scenery and direction too are much less false. Still a fee antl.coming responses ranged from the unrepeatable to the bizarre - there was a great The Three-Legged Dog Club promises snow wear up- laughs. in the shape of lusty tavern whores and a one about genii:Jilts and buried girlies - but most were crude. obvious and comedians over the next term, and watching a live comedian interacting on ludicrous: old historian straight out of M4 NU.l PI* 41, but in pretty poor taste. with the audience is a completely different experience io seeing them itglimpse of a lesser on the whole Countess Drocren is Afterwards. Hattie Hayridge delighted the audience with her handy TV Whether comedy is the new rock'n'roll or not. it's here, it's fun and known quality side to Hammer Horror. This double hill tips and dippy stage persona. After opening with a couple of soft targets is worth a look. hinted at what Hammer might have been if it had only (Rosemary Conley and Mystic Meg) she moved on to more offbeat had the chance too develop the vampish talents of Ingrid subjects such as the cardboard computers at Clinique counters in Pin department stores, going to the optician and how to get free deifies by Three-Legged nog Comedy Club nights are every Wednesday cost f4 (NEU, and ararr ar 7.30pm. For details ask at ihe Louise Norgate tufting your own raffle tickets to nightclub cloakrooms. She interspersed the gags with little girls attention lapses and some Iti

to Dead Ringers), danger lurks in the Land and Freedom(15) Exquisite neir vents (Miens to The /nol) and the MGM Cinema Tenderness118) secrets of life exact a heavy toll FILM ielorheera to eadt-Recornes Her 1 ► Dir: Ken Loach Hyde Park Picture House Ot course. formulaic films can Stars:lan Hart, Rosana Pastor Dir: Carl Schenkel work well, especially when they use humour to link various pastiches. Stars: Charles Dance, Malcolm Unfortunately. Exquisite Tenderness and anti Freedom Is the story of a young MacDowell takes itself fur too seriously, even Communist Party member who leaves Liverpool in with a acript that requires 1936 to fight Fascism in Spain. This is director Ken ming a friendly torture resuscitation after mere minutes. LLoach's third feature in as many years. and it session with fellow doctor sparkling with such midget gems as: continues the theme of personal struggle, as examined in Charles Dunce, James "How did you know where I'd be?". previous films, such as Raining Stones and Ladybird DRefRal, who plays a twisted "There's all the equipment you need Ladybird. surgeon out for revenge (heard this here." and "It was you, you made MC When David Can tlini Hart) dies, his gemildatighter one before?). decides to explain the it monster." finds a record of his time in Spain helping its people defend meaning of 'exquisite tenderness.' "It As a medical heron the film their newly-foneed republic against Francois Fascist is the point where pain is at its attempts to exploit an audience's uprising; this Min is a portrayal of these records. David extreme," he declares. One wonders phillna of the sharp and nasty things finds an atmosphere of hope and camaraderie when he whether, in the history of cinema. a doctors tend to toy with. arrives in Barcelona to enlist in the socialist POUM militia character has more accurately Unfortunately. there are only so but. spirit and solidarity tirade, the militia have kw described the film he inhabits. many shots genie?) of gratuitous reatturive: training consists of boys drilling with sticks for Exquisite Thriderness is extremely needle abuse (and the extraction of weapons, and the only rifles are nineteenth century relics. painful. what looks like anon a permit; can On the dusty hills of the Aragon front dinner is always Having witnessed the murder of bear. and lacking the vital signs of beans. Still, the militia try to entice enemy surrender by his brother at the hands of is surgeon. Min-based suspense the violence yelling at the Fascist lines "The food here's fucking great Kemal- decides to play 'Dtelers and ultimately tails to excite or scare, This is ii frustrated war tif propaganda between two Nurses- himself, embarking on a appearing more as a symptom of overstretched forces, himself exchanging gunfire with a Mancunian. Amongst a suspect research project involving !MAIMS exhaustion. The bloodshed accompanying the liberation of a Fascist- marvellous wine ensemble. Hun's role is pivotal. Through cell rejuvenation. After being Erquitiirr Troul•rstrAA is haled its a held village is justified as peasants and militut get together him we experience how dignity can remain. even when discovered and sacked, he decides to film which will suspend sou "in a to discuss whether to collectivise the land for the war eiTon. hope has been ovelcone and ideals, betrayed, although his make Dance and two fellow doctors netherworld somewhere between In such urguments we see democracy function at its most pertormance Is also a sensitive ponrait of a native youngster (played by Malcolm MitcDowell and proemial dishelief and abject elemental. But the republicans" ardent struggle will fail growing up. Isabel Glasser, pay be their lack set hysteria." The disbelief bit is a unless supponed by Stalin's Russia. When this support Mae his death, as his granddaughter reads has letters, we foresight_ If you think you've heard cracking diagnosis. I couldn't believe mantle,. David is turn between loyalty to his friends and to glimpse a eTraah the Belle' sticker outside David's flit; the this all before, you have. The plot is that Me likes of Dance and the C'enimuniat Party_ Spanish Civil War was perhaps a critical turning-point in a multiple transplant patient suffering Met:Dowell, who, alongside Glasser. Although much of Land and &cretin,' is polcinic, it is a the laded fight to destroy Fascism. Like Orwell's Menage rejection phenomena. stuffed with try their beat, would ever he paid 'Niece' Lunch film. His work describes with unrivalled teo Cuialimia. Land and Freedom is a naming account of situations from other films, which enough Reeky to appear in a jectere syriipath), the trials of people's lives, whether they be on the one man's experience of that war doesn't come alive as a whole. A like this building Noe or the battlefield. Here also is his trademark. deranged scientist is desperate he tunny futility, as when scow's. David is staggered toI brut Robert Wilson -mixes.. at any price (..1: froneenseen Ben Verinder t 17

Segment 3> Delicious or disgraceful? McAlmont & Butler - EMF - Afro King (EMI) You Do (Hut) Hard as it is to believe there are three other members of A rather feeble ottenng from the now dive:ism{ This lasts alum it) seconds before being Sleeper. Owen Gibson took the week's stash of singles pa nnership after the glimmering splendour of "Yes. I confined to the dirahm of history. "oh dent, that think Bernard Butter is a brilliant guitarist," gushes NO11116 like every other EMI, song cv er....they for guitarist John Stewart's perusal and found out that it John "But he scents to he domg what Johnny Man can't write songs." The sureestuai that the did with Electronic and getting away from what he 'Britpop explosion' was a reaction against the isn't just Louise who has the big mouth.... does hest." Which neatly brings us onto the subject mundanity of EMF, Carter Cl rd brings a vigor ous of John's own guitar heroes. With a wry smile and response from John, -Britpop's inekin. perhaps a touch of the green eyed monster, he Imlliilm And he's al ways whining on about prim He s not Hell in 1979 Still, it-11 probably go to 'writhe( OM It probably won't last very limit hilt it's about in pain someone whoa tau' canter, Itio're in tar twelve years as the nations housewives songs and the reason why Britain doesn't sell he4tellailuISse;te(ireahommlibinCe..-4tiZpOpUn isCintlihrityguwilarth ia'4erias. pain Fair eitougb_ plir down to Woolworths in their droves, istilcandl many records in America is that we haven't training. He listens to loads of weird American shit produced many enod hands in the last ten years." DJ Crystal - and then incorporates it into Blur's sound The man's • Meatloat - Strong ,tuft trout a man whose hand are often Perpetual Motion EP a genius." As a fully paid up member of the Blur seen as the chuneers hitching a Ild• on the I'd Lie For You and That's the Truth fancluh I wondered if he saw them socially "Well, Brum) bandwagon. So what did he listen to five (Payday Records) Ales always goes down the Mars Bar anti (hies loads sears ago. "American stuff like the Piors and (Virgin) of coke but Graham does actually drink in The Guixl Pavement Not WI:then? -Nor A jungly, nippy offering in the vein of Cnodie hta Mixer so I so: him occasionally," Ala, so there is a Mr. 1.0al .s plan ot would thiniiiiatioa through Ian as good. "I don't like dance music of John, Camden mafia at work then? "Yeah," smiles John, PJ Harvey - espensive videos teaturme scantily clad young helpfully. What. nut even Massive Attack and "It's like a hierarchy, you start off drinking with Tiny nadirs and annoyingly 1.1%erhkiv.ti ballads Tricky? "Ni'. not testily, it's got no singing on it," Monroe and than work your way up the ladder. It's a Send His Love to Me (Island) onunucs apace with this astonishingly poor Some would call that very nano•minded, "Yeah. laugh tan tic got nothing to do with the music: it's release. holm agrees. "Ii takes about three hours I'm a hit of a song fascist. actually." he smiles. all about who's wearing what and who's shagging start and sounds like every mho piece of A hit of a tricky one this. as 17 has come In t..1 •Though don't go calling nit- a fascist or I'll brill all who. It's all it load of bollocks really," As the single Ion tit stil.. Rain I Otli,e lately. What's 141 nonsense Me:gloat has released since But Out 01 sons of trouble!" meandets del its orchestral finale John has thermal kin the problem? "She's made some good re.,„,, Is • word. It's quite, enns nice isn't it " thing is, she's marketed as though she producing some kind of 'art' when it's Ina II Fun-da-mental - .111■4 pop music.” Surely- it must piss Wm 111.0 the hand is dominated so much by one Mother India Remixes (Nation) personality. "Na." he states adamantly, "I always Provokes a typically taletilliN mid response from agree with what site says because we've been John upon spying the CD. "Someone should mates since college and we lout together because SINGLE OF THE WEEK a.v.w.sintite this guy because he is MIL 'Ffil stria no one else agreed with us! The whole thing has ;evolution and politics and he's so full of shit." This been blown out of proportitm: I mean. who can Longpigs - Jesus Christ (Mother Records) seems an opportune moment to take John to task an name the organist in 'the Charlatans? We just get Louise's frequent asset- inn that the BNP should he picked on because we've got a female solver" "This N it. Single of the week. This hand is brilliant." Jon allowed fivedoill of sivi..vh. Unsurprisingly John enthuses, "This is a flicking great song, the guy's a brilliant backs her to the Ink 'The IMP gets more publicity Smashing Pumpkins - songwriter and they're great live!" Su you like them then? from the Anti-Nan movement than it could ever "Yah, and they're the only band who I know who've all been in generate itself It's just a couple of hundred nutters, Bullet With Butterfly Wings primal. which kiuda puts Oasis in the shade." A Blur man and if we ignored them, they'd go away. The music (Geffen) through and through then'? "The thing about Oasis is that they istess really gets on my tits because they just want do um) much c't Ike and when you do too much charlie you their SA Itindlitc and we don't them toI Sell our recsi.rds, 1111111 's frac lights up when this CCD is it hecome malty ;arrogant and start believing everything yoU do is - people buy them because they hoar Menton 11w hut this lust offering foam Billy Corgan and brilliant " Will the Longpigs ever reach such di ay heights, radii mid like them. Music journalist:rue basically since Siamese Dream is met with disappi,iiirincoi "They deser.e to, but it'll be ul with wankers like Menswear just itoreholes who want to he in bands." With that This is route good but at the end of the ties it s in the :harts, Because they're from Sheffield they'll have to keep final 'ant he was gone. leaving the impression that there's mein than or le likable, opinionated and lust ant her Smashing Pumpkins record vs Ili n uniting loads and liupe Nipple hear their sont:',- he's in the position to do something really special lalenled member of Sharpen Mojave 3 NAKED PROMOTIONS PRESENTS THE LAUNCH OF ■il utIllraly 1.1.,,,„,, like. Mojave 3 have Nelanthoured out of CLASS DiErfliTioil the ashes of Slow div e with a AT THE LEEDS WAREN0USE PLAyirt6 soporific collection of songs. on Ilheir debut otsA 3.h. CLASSIC DAPICE ANTHEMS fRoM 89 - 94 le,mormt• St nisi! MTH THE HEADS Of THE MUSK, DEPT.

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a hit of polities? Something real, whose, hark isn't half as had as its bite? FIR'S'IT hought not No. it's hem you sit with Teenage Kicks yet' two-bit nu-lie-set 'odic eh aneers whose feather-light manifestoes are equalled only by their tired. old sounds. Do we really need yet another gang of sullen Manc's? Dave Hall finds Deinmental, ∎ a course, are ma of that fold Xenophobia is the sound of pissed-olf Asian out what makes youngsters NORTHERN UPROAR so special. youth. Former Fundamental duo Goldtinem and Bad-Shat-Lallaman may have spent three years crafting this record but the contemporary appeal is overwhelming. smugness. Northent Uproar have There's the opening hhangra hip hop of lio years of an upbringing of classic music to liangru Muck' where Devon Ban-Tan's rag.ga age, four lads fall hack on for their 'major wisdom sets the imhohest of tones for the from influences in what we do,'Beatles. proceeding nde. Then things get genuinely Manchester Stones, Faces, you name it. the thrilling. 'Infotmer is a duhby. breakheat Uproar have heard it and milked it adrenaline nish, the news exempts of. one have decided for what can only he the good of iessumes, the mem Bradford nuts serving as a Athat age is nit harrier to a their health. sinister backdrop. Pick oldie bunch. however, is world of rock and roll. But The set is shim and sweet as the awesome 'Babylon'. when: the Klansmen's is it possible that such Northern Uproar try to play. as appaling acts are recalled in graphic detail young upstarts can write a good as they talk. Looking al them finishing., castration, lynch law • they were. and nit stage, as it they have been We, sick, evil peoples Elsewhere. well. just killer tune, play a seething still doing the rouuds for years, and the ihop4 every ham: of taineern is kindled uptal and set and still possess an aura packed expectant crowd feeds their 4 111141detIVS. iliell beautiful it's all set to aeon, that defies their obvious enthusiasm. The opening soundtrack Itell. they even manage to squcete pubescence tmck. 'kternuries'. has all the pace the Bond theme into 'Irvine (In The Edge' and it "Its a definite advantage and est:item:4a of the hand they that's not a Matt ,PI raior-sharp irony then what being young because I. what say they all. NIIrallel'Ing with all the hai mon le, and ntls any guts! Piers Martin we are all about". spouts 1 eon time !evolves 'Rough 1.1t1 " and Meya, outspoken singe' and "Wattliiv, On' Isiah come from the bass-player. "It doesn't bother Intastalla 'tug le, anti although none ei impure us at all, it 's better in fad. wall the hi illiance of Whether we were I tt. I 4) or 20. 'Rol leici they still maintain we would know what we a quality rarely seen. As the songs wanted to he It 's happened at roll out. Northern Uproar just stand this age. and it's the hest time and play. There are no high _finks.

to he isn't it?" guitar spinning or spasmodic stage ittastella's tl'hai You Germs Darin in. They simply Its,:' is a No doubt about it. Northern limplitg a la Isuringly bland. inoffensive. and therefore Uproar Lire cocky and sure of play I 14-341. down, !lick and roll. la vinipletely uninspiring and ineffective themselves. but their attitude It', set closes -Ritileuliaster., album. carana lie hunted -We gain oil tintiody, caws ass sat cti.afte.,5 The band'. itamesake (Stella i sounds at everything man. and I think you've because the ',MIL IS I-1111d runes like a Sarah Crae.k nen v.:uvulas, ion" The gut to when you ate sic yisaug and and prink'. it its their anthem tot Night"). and at others dike tin the title tack). as inexperienced. We knits,: that we not in. and you can't help hut [hough she's aspiring to capture some of the mu have the talent, but you are never think Mal this is what it's all .iholit sexual energy. which Justine Prisellitian armed'. so talented that you know LN:sIttle iv hat they think. ',Celli to exude so easily. everything.- Northern Inuit' a ill Wee! ir is pilaffs of stardom one "1 I Awe the Smell of New Grass". the final In a world where the press Lan day. track here, is the only song which Is reasonably hype and kill a band in line Iiivil because all good hands eventually is heatable A 10 minute epic in two parts, ri swoop, are you Reeser wary' about vititmay their welcome flit! n combines ', svenly_ homed onto ,lour fed mg what us around the corner ',' "Welt' 111:11 /MUM,. U11.111 .111 It.111(1‘ ■ the flINI 141li. vottia laiithack tegeac vibe in the not one IA these hands that dint', hail the youth. alohl I. ,11 111111 11 • 11,'..1 sevond know what's going on, spaced tout that the•C lads possess, the world Ali, worth a Illetautit is -Grand Mastel-, a , it out heads all of the tame. I've wouldI he a hrigftier place. Whether situg sulked in 'NON Human Laavigne deur:mu always waled this, being a rock it lases a month, a year or a &Iv, At • ms., with a chim, which faintly et:tale' New star. I know every song and album I..rptitar ,tt1 11; I had. is going to he mega. Sts ha us, we us CsClt nig about music, and cute tin• 0.011.1i1 tso ' Ws. don't ).nt swit.i; t”,,,jcitev no_one :L., am, Mau YOU pure tin that. Its gulag to laia for . is to put :111 off the CD and go di i slant-Ming less Is lone " Call it naively or pure end of their young, instead' di cane. Sadie Whittaker Various rTh No. 2 .;.."41r-,,bw• I ' Power of Dreams .. ii 'ITIAA2.JJER toned the skip bunt/II halt} useful vi hilt. listening to this. There is plenty of devent stuff here. but Techna Nights. Anthem Dawns is littered with plenty of crap in between. '11TaM gild By It's all very experiential - the hist CD, "rechno Nights' is, well, 'cuming up'. while 'Ambient Dawn' is • yep 'coming down'. Great ailing from Ireland . Power of Dreams reason why Inuit granm Etnigiants 41F141 Re is Power of [WWII's' detail album gathers together einimt. but unfortunately no entridency always did well to avoid the " new UT' such a good sword the sweetest of songs and smothers them in a Proceedings begin with a laughable New Age Htag. Unfortunately. after this album they Listening to al is like looking at a landscape gluritalS coating of intricacy and delicacy. soundtvite fries TheShanten (for God's sake?). also avoided any loin' iii song writing talent just painting or reading Shakespeare. Every time Although the majority ad Immigrants, 'The Chem ical Brothers. Orbital (pictured above, as successfully. but before they lust the plot there is something new. something us yet I:mien:ow and Me is concerned with love and Plamikman and Red Snapper all sit they graciously gave us this musical unheard that only accentuates the magic. If this ielatinnships, the lyrics are never too twee or uraomlunahly alongside dross by Inner City, masterpiece. album was a cereal it would indeed he Kellogg'% sickly . For example. "100 ways to kill a lust' ' is The Grid and Adamski. and tracks lade IntmignInts , Entigrunti and Mr . like all Fruit Fittrr, the finest song on the album. It belles its cliched title by providing a storming and narasorly into one another OK. so INN is great albums, appears simple yet is charmingly Led hy singer-songwriter Craig Walker . pn ■hably the idea - the dubbing experience and hypnotic . The opening track, "rbe. jake's on me Power of Dmains wen: at traditional thin piece uncompromising end to the record. hand who completely understond the value of a II WAS sad III see Power or Dreams fall into everything - but I didn't appreciate the Satires i a sets the standard: an acoustic guitar strums Paradise's serenely elegant 'Snit ikehelch 11 melodically, evenundly joined by twiddles or true pop song. 'Never told you' and 'Where is the trap of grunge and greasy dreadlocks. but at being immediately pummelled to death by DJ lead guitar. By the time the bass and drums enter the love?' are two of the hest examples of a least they wrote the songs firm and grew hair pop. later And that's rare nowadays. Hell's teumnie nimble- Fun and maser tine in the fray. there are delicious layers of harmonies three-minute journey through the land of about equal dose... swarming inside your head. 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rhen Peter ('unnah raises his hand so does the audience. When he jumps around the crowd bounce in time wwith him. By the time he opens his mouth to sing the first lines of `Things Can Only Get Better' the gig is starting to look like a game of Simon Sank. On stage Peter is a little boy in a toy shop. laughing and joking with the teenyboppers trying to get a glimpse of their heartthrob. It hardly seems the same person cittim2 opt iosile in the interview - cool, calm and collected. Well almost. Anyone who dresses in a had pair of shell-suit hottoms, Caterpillar hoots and a pair of surfing silver itlasses strategically placed on lop of his head can hardly he descrihed as cool. At least there were no tartan suits in sight - Peter agrees this may he due to a certain eini-er, Radio I DJ. 'Track le hi Itil wins arc my kind of thing. I don't ha\ e a specific image - I just dress to he comfortable. The tartan suit was chosen to be the cover shot on 1).-Ienun On I by chance and I have put them all to the hack of the closet since Chris Evans started to wear the ►.-

ash ark then they could stand by 1-1-` LMUSU LU Refectory ione of the open doors As a --/result of these, cautionary sh; hand of my dreams, young as CS there Were no casualties at Ark, ll luvdtip" might be a hit of a nlCJsur yon like, richer than a Black Forest which just govs to prove that events 411 IhIS cringeworthy cliche but its the only gateau and full to bursting with kind need not always end In uagedy. A way to describe the atmosphere al r outhful evtilierartee, tunes. and honest to A As the Dream Frequency dancers did irk al Leeds Refectory on Saturday griminess papstr le. their stall in their rather eye-catching iugbt. Walking up to complete strangers Not I, ht. 0{1411,11,2 I Idled liPr1ili 1.1.1111 ti their_ the party attnitsphere really began to and proclaiming your undying hive for 1.13:.11, I. Ilk! Mid ..-•,..1 r ,...101% I•'r ■L iiitlill ,,1 kick in. The fluorescent sticks were out in ■■ them was the order of the night as was ,1,• ,1 ' ■, ' ,L'' • f ,I S• ., Ill li, •,'.. , f '. .', '1 full tome and eseryone was reaching for the trying to emulate the rahhit from the skies in mason_ Duracell advert on the dance floor. and liseer one in the crowd was .cry much on ■es. I admit In doing bulb. t, L • high when Dream Frequency departed and kllii,,L101 se't111111 .11 the c, too ax, I I] Sy took us even highei with his set, A:met:tit. mile it cry oilier entrant ticiay iic lop I 1,orokho I a hid; oo less than superb lie gave the ∎ !l•:toed too -I Iro..- erupt hi i he scion or ■ 1 111 oh•: Folcloo i‘d,• thooth.:11 low, iii low .load Happy House at its hest and chortled ,2ii:iiii, it, plohilt,1y fail to +.1\ th.li Ilideltle I,.. d mil a swirle of such gems as 111,Ii■lib' ■iltliel -111ki: I.so:, 01 111.10s.' of those '110.'ht 1111Igit I ;1111htlt •.,1111/11111i' 'Renegade Master" and 'Pee. Fi Fit hint", to e-elit Mc caption:: al Ai k w as pos.itil. 011 '.:11 1).11 hill 'SOLI The only really disappointing moment 111 his &tie indin...st 1 hi, is inalmie to gor tilt III 112.11I or.01.1ed Amthottir set was when finished :non. Ghoul. ruts face or. oroo•‘r 'Arlon:to .. he a tilt the punier- k'iVS1•...11 .111.1 11'4141 Mull) people may Oita that events such lorrori.ok roo %mid foulnil ir otorplo,,,tore 1.' lame 01. VIt.11, "' 1:I• a i1 as Ark are Just :in escuse to take clipintO■ loo oh- o.ohoio tool •Ii hour. il Moult o-oolone kind id that chic) cum.! • altle1111% of drug, and But the music is ,.....istame N.s. hone .1k rirelatill./iiS Luc taken horned an others. nc notrio: secondary to getting high on L• s .10 I,1 vii,iiic aim poillic (111111 co...Mu:dr 'II raking good lint: 1ri. Iasi Saturday, secondary is detinir:•!-, .1.'hi.olhotr. where', floc barrio' A to larirh,2 TWIN: cheers ha them, then and elm inn adjective which I would tr.hlr -Airs dom. iti lo■rttled 1111rWrdl V..iitel .1110.1 Tomtit the car tin Ash. They ['talk ought to '1111511 %Iiich was outstanding do monoctioing :Amour ihrisc leAthVf Ivittrsets, In ■t OW IV..., dr.0:0111111g 'Mater drinker. the It laps 'II the 101let, Were ,I.Ittk- Iviit It ,I.,loo o-r-. Indira Das-Gupta Ben Blench. did Ice! in desperate need iii stnu.- I i --. .ill

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Segment 3> MUSIC 10/11 D:Ream it's over D:Ream; yesterday's pop but today's pap? JENNIFER MATTHEWS asked sex-starved Peter Cunnah whether things could only get better.

Way hack m lhe early mini les 1) ileum mint. I will never do an Intel % levy Koh those loctore. I'm nil se into Illvs,aig Ilk him were tist a small time hand with one types of girly maga/Ines again." steno 101 in (tutu IA the camera ilusugh I !co,- excel ent tune. Althongh it eventually Peter continue>, nutting, "It's time I wits taken enough of that in videos, I get %cry involved in the reached number one and D:ream became a seriously as a musician. 1'%e he•ti playing making of toy sideos especially 'Blame it kill me' household name overnight. but this has only instruments tor as long as I call remember My which VillS :11/011l reltinliti8 to the Mots ttf Oki served to annoy the frontinan. "I'M always music i% so important. We're not some Ireland" Have you seen the roiled' I was more asked to speak about 'Things Can Only Gel teenybopper hand who are after only the fame and inclined to think et was absnit Peter showing all Renee but I really don't want hi, rve wrmen lortune, I was into all the commercial crap last about his overstated pi ipulanty. thous-ands of wally gourd songs wax then and our year, hal Slow ifs time fur D:Reant to hr seen as Alter the concert we all sped off to the new show is brilliant. 1/Ream ace not about 1hr Ile getup that we an: udented." aftershow Fumy and I think I'm going to send off past but the future. That :sting wan about Fxsrasy A couple ul year.. 40 I would have agreed that for a refund on my taxi lore Peter sat Ana hair D:Ream were Making a Contrilltalial to the music tables away Iron) the rest of the hand and looked aerie, but then new material, especially recent compleily worn out. in fact he Blocked similar to the I reminded him 01 his single -Party Lop The World', sits uncomfortahly stale I interviewed him in he had refused to have alongside Melo previous exploits. It in a hoot- his photo taken becautse lie was unshaven I. The admission, "I would sleep tapping. busy little number but certainly fat mini party was very boring. out the happening, Imo feint; pitgrtastii To cut a long story skint the hand trashing riot that I expected I left early with my around more if I had the Iiiday produce stale. dodgy pop songs. Peter dlu,uxl. ,luau Rol I'll keep listening to their music obviously didn't sluice my pessimissint'llie'tripes but my poster id PeterE el maw, down off the wall time"...suddenly loverboy chosen as singles were the poppies! inn Over. on the I hope he will bring a decent n-Lord soon which album *cause they ae11 baiter. the rest tit the album will 'hike. nu- hivIter: didn't look so comfortable is (Merl with serious tulles and ballads_ I love writing bulbuls " I ;net on that day. at the sold out concen. there were eenantly nutny excellent songs and I don't do that anymore. You see. as a hand II Peter wants respect perhaps he should Marl we have a certain responcihility towants our falls releasone some less radio-friendly miles aria bring and we accept Out" teal alkali dt:Len1 track. It must he everyone's dream to have then lace Speaking to Peas was like tallatog to siiintsIlle staring our from the bedrocom walls of their toms Its Inen.1 bout tratily. ik- assitreLl me, that he Not many stars lioWeVer sleep '.didn't do tie thugs thing' yet 1 felt he wasn't with their tans and I reminded him of his telling site' Whig,: truth and wahine but the mak In y- :Omission thut "I would sleep around more of Ireland hr owned op to trying ecstasy and it sametl had the time; taken from an mita-view with Peter a scandal. With Peter tilosMg- wilie Uf 1111 crediht ltti Cunnah in Lo l,+ magazine. Suddenly los erhoy (how much did he have in die first place I t< used Pete looks uncomfortable_ did the later %IVY.' to he an influential in the the dance drug seem. and with 14N/L.5 and (hey took what they wanted to was curium:, it he would consoder doing a hip tat heat and twisted it to soy what they wanted to the DJ stand, -1 might consider it. I never has

sleeper 'ver lads' squeal at IMIIINe lit gt.T.‘\ her "Ws tau," tin some things LMUSU /never change_ I :anise will always Kilmer a flagging gig Flat you'll go meanwhile, Sleeper will always hr also-rafts, at. sweaty. leery hlokt alert! And momentanly riding on a Britpup wave main to lovely' Louise Weller may well thank wash diem op alone with the iesi 01 the God she attract.% such an audience. for F driftwood. otherwise Sleeper's sold out gig may base "A good night that," unused the majority of been an acutely embarrasing and sparsely the punter. as they mshed home, no &ova It populated affair. For Slcs.per fit into tits' make sure that they caught the Adult tient", I Britprip mould perfectly - hit; On style and while it was Mill on tor free. Sail. sad, ,:so looks but miniscule on talent. You are probably all too aware of this on their Ben East far mord.. and unfortunately there's absolutely no change five. with an ISIC This gig could he art 'event'. u chance h., Lai. 'nick anti seems' how f;LI SICepei ha% ,•11,• But ills anything and everything (Orr l'hc hot...int looks moody. II.0111.4, port: is , :II. .111 opening doors to a wand-wide range 4 disgustingly affected naivety and the ettitarisi 1.111% looks perky when the girlies in ti. Audience stripped clown to then undo o,. _, of discounted travel available from ._ tainhco•il on lop of the ile+leeM aVaildhie pal: 01 Nilt iliiIIL•1,. your local Student Travel Shop On'‘ in '1hsco Duncan' do Sleeper Ineak fret nolo their chug-a-tong noun and shiny, am lire or Ilerhaps more importands. belief. All or Students' Union their Kingles are predictahly whe•led out and flto death, in )ust the same style as they lt .n a year caller, And pia like ti scar :W0. International Student Identity Card 'S I C Pic. Marie-Pierre Trigla Colombia on every Wednesday Segment It>

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Ever wished you could hear a few more of those tracks that you grew up with? Ever wanted to hear Bad Boys more of your favourite tunes when you go out? Ever wanted to go out and party like the old days? Harvey Keitel afficionados should head for Well now you can. their video store and pick up Bad Lieutenant. Richard Farthing did exactly that. Thursday 26th October sees the launch of a new retro in k•itel stars in also has the added bonus or night at the Warehouse - Class Deienlion. The night thence released humour and lust will specialise in classic dance anthems from 1989- HI', /I% grail/ a 111C/ / plaits. hoth of which are 1.994, each month being a different year and the night kieeted by Ahel entity ly absent in firdit I-errara :nn- eve'. is running on the second and last Thursday of each ups 1 ,1) 'Oh 111 111, !II nattiralls outstanduir. and month. The night will base Its theme on old skocol, pi.). O.., a! lh,1/ ■11.1,111,!!•: I.!!+ dominates the 111111'0.1M his with dancers moving to the sounds of Paul Taylor dal !Id, 1 I i1• ill pri 111Yle (Loveland - Angels) and Lee Wright (Basck 2 Basics) nlcuni school Its al, .rte evlhies of Scorsese s /au on the 26th. A party with the Hacienda's classic DJs 41INVIsIN Ills ,olleagnes /trivet :mil even thr t.-zAr IN:graded tiv fits ens moment. icenrha fe if ( 'hei NI, to the Nipperk and Bobby Langley will be held on Thursday the had lieutenant is ;I I; inn 411 Ilk' 14 ,1147 Mail 41141 sus 9th November- Cleveland City will spin a four hour 11111y1a11111 4.4 4111111g tat go MI, w1111111V acc 11111111alion of set on Thursday 23rd November. To itml 1995 on a 11111 to pent-tip 'aggression and hnliii111) and valency. high, Cohn Eater (London), who is smashing the w ith his job. 114111111:ed toy his own VOILII II 111111 tiarte41 ht Catholicism. lbs own mind Is London scene with his classic sets, will be holding lt,N41 Nit11111! Ile e.anial full of the el it south which he class on Thursday 7th December. Meanwhile, in the lindelNla1141 1,14 hy she Baca nrn is .1■ nfo 'tiled daily upstairs staff room bar, Dj's Everhart, Rick Moran, Pete leant revenge. A catholic The dim 'thew endinp hits and Umberto will be teaching funk, soul, hip-hop and himself. he is moved by her an unsatisfactory note. almost swingbeats- %smiling feirgiveitess lor as it it la as tacked on at the attackers. ulthour,h bet-tar:is end It 1St-tiers ■.liaracto had anonymous direction makes it been able to cool nun his club corner Free membership will be available on the night and is hard to l'erl much sc mpalln demon, antl vhangett also available from Ted Baker in the Victoria Quarter_ nu, perKmality. it may have added Drinks promotions will be supplied to ensure an is a ten Jt pre,air2. 1111.1k ah. 101 to the film's dramatic impost. 11111c shad,' 111 011111r .111 As it IS, we itty kft unint wed. excellent cheap Thursday night out. As a moi,se../taril.watertaar ss I a little lot; solemn and slow Entry fee f5 NUS/E6 others. Ilit• 14 , 11-, .0,1 moving, This is fru convict ist Every fortnight at the Warehouse, 19-21 Somers Street. 11$0'11. ilia111 , 11111.'111 \%!111• it ve‘. Keitel fans only

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ik you might he fingtven all lime record for Treace- vehicle sill*s in the exam-to-lac- released 1 kid In 4 Blur lor thinking that the current one movie - and the sheer qtamtily 'kat% /bras. This debut retinue stars James lone hero against the odds malting to diminish the quality nt every MATT GOODMAN'S ("alumni favourite Rill Paxton as a small Waycle of action mos ies single crash and ham. A definite Inuit Alubanut .thentl teaming up with began alai Div Mtn! tand progreascal contender tor lincst action moreo ever Iwo hie city detectives In catch a gang of with alarming rapidity through all the mak wanted criminals, The build-up is better possible ramninata ins 01 airports, planes, A mos is that might cr mime, ii only films on friday than the pay -off, but like the beat trams and buses i the genre really kicked tat 11w grounds of stupidest slim:41e tin examples of the genre. this is sleek, off in taa2 with :Mad Afar 2 tTuestkiy which to base an acre leer IS lioultk moody stuff, Impart (Saturday 10.tX11-ar, ITV). a kali Sleek and namely might also Int tOpm. BliC It Known in the Stales as the mirrnhling one's current recluaiveneas DeVuo. Christopher %Ikea and Claude Van ()tannic vehicle with the tin describe Spanish export Antonio The Road Wamor, a much mire and laughably wide girth. hunotia for Michelle Hoffer: the hatter appcarmy to 'muscles hum Brussels' playing twins Batkkrus, You might remember hum as eianionlec. mulliiker. the flick stars Mel Brando's retort 'What have you got?' that uasuit and stealing the film lake Gibson ItS pi!, i4:110-60p Mat.. stalking the double Danmage, sd, el speak. The two Tam Hanks' boyfriend in the movie that when asked what he was It:belling against Mud Mar 2. this is one of those raw siblings are complete opposites: one a nearly dealt with AIDS. Phi/Lefe/p/ria. desert wastelands. scavenging for petrol, The Mid One, an curly example of the sequels that outclue,a the original. Nana martial arts expert_ the other a shyer. more 1-k's on his 11011k1turt ui nomen no the the ultimate commodity of the hiker movie, was famously banned for One genre that has received a great nailing type. But faith are called tic action Verge' Of A Nervout Breakdown While out hunting he happens to stumble years in Britain for scuing kids abaci deal of attention booty is film noir. No to avenge the death of their parents years (Sunday I1,40pm, BB('21, a winner from across an unhappy band of stragglers who example_ Nothing changes. ,aupriae then that when there's something earlier. Not the finest showcase of the Van quirky Spanish direelui Pedro requite his services. The filmidlevolves Brand() would make a petty good foe that touches on the public consciousness, min's talents, but he's 110 Cyhtlfg Almodovar. Spain has given us !luny into one grand car chase with Max tor Batman in a hitt= WWI in that there's tit accomprmying Channel 4 In the fifties, heanthmb haves didn't 'lungs over the yeah, some of which kicking some seriotts automobile ass in franchise Ihaving alreadk appeared in the season, and noir is no exception_ The crane any more dangeneis than Marion deserve the imposition of UN sanctions - order to satisfy his new found friends. original nkdvie vemionO1 IX' Comics' season kicks MT with One False Move Braialo in The Wild One (Saturday such as the comma of the 3.24 TV show What this boils down In is probably the other suualaid bearer, Superman) but in (Sunday 10.Wpm, Chtutnel 4), an 3.35suit Channel • and sonic of which we should positively &EMMA Returns iThuriday 9.110pm. exeelleni. mrxkin example of the cycle 41. a Net that's embrace. like the work of the ITV) you'll have to make do with the not din.‘eted by (IN timer Carl Franklin bit hard to alOreinentioncal Almodovar. Brnokdown altogether unsatisfying treble of Danny (who's just dimcied Denzel Waaltington in arid Sir Les Patterson sannuch given is a real delight. in Look At Me When I'm Talking To You Odeon Cinema 7.30 Friday, October 20th Pocohontas 1.30. 4.00. 6.15, 8.35 West Yorkshire Pulp Fiction + Saturday Night Fever phew, what hips. eh girts7) delivers Hyde Park Picture House 9.00 Nine Months 1.25, Playhouse performances of such unlimited coolness that you can almost lorgive him for Look 3.50. 6 05. 8.30 It's an all-out Travolla-test at the Hyde Who's Talking Little Rascals 1.05 h fiqj / I Si Park. Both of these films are thoroughly II you're the only person in the world While You Were deserving of your time and your hard- who hasn't seen either of these films then Sleeping 3.10 Wagged cash, and you really shouldn't remedy the inadequacy in your cultural Mortal Kombat 1.15. King Lear 7.30 contemplate doing anything else tonight upbringing immediately. 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These gases creation of a•seeond home for mankind, a (-Imola}, Mars Is Ilia a nice place to live. would be churned out of solar and nuclear 22nd century Noah's Ark. could also have .1 Proactive Prozac but you probably. knew that already. There is powered tat:times, built nn the surface id powerful and disruptive effect on our SOL-101. A letter ni this weeks .Vrti. S4 hooting 4riat1.1111S liar no atmosphere. no oxygen and the Mius Carbon dioxide is also iinpona nt. and and even lead us to care less about the temperature is 3 rather bracing -60 C. Winds could possibly be released from reserves condi l i ll n of the Earth than we do at present I1O.IL, 0100S Of and how dices tuay he being reduced by users. Good quality Ecstasy is beCOMITlil ul tip to 150mph nivage the surf ace. carrying within the Martian tee caps by melting them Realistically, tern:formation is unlikely rarer. and users are combining mixtures ot other drues with them a consnun bombardment of According to calculations based on the ever to be undertaken as a serious project hi enhance the effects One such drug OW. airborne dust. Step outside without 3 earth's climate, an initial temperature list iii But, lot u traction of the cost that it lakes to bete kninVII as the antidepressant Proms:- snit. the an MI t WI that pm' 4 C would trigger a runaway eteenbouse launch a space shuttle. valuable research C'oincidentally. the Pnizue may he reducing the bloodblood would boil. effect. resulting in an overall rise of 55 C. could he carried out. teaching us more about noun nosieity rif the Ecstasy, perhaps reducing. the It was not always so hostile. three billion The surface temperature of Mars would then how to manage our own climate effectively. d brain damage. Reports indicate that the years ago the planet had conditions similar lo he warm enough for flowing wale' and would Studies of Mars would pros ide important fruits/ Ecstasy combination is gaining increased those that enabled the lot manila ot life in be blanketed with a thicker atmosphere. information about what affeels delicately faviiirr with dubber!. Prozac is a pn:senplion-only earth. Photographs of the present martian The second. and by far lengthiest stage of the balanced eensysiems. and how to protect drug and Mere is growing concern that it is gaininv surface show a series of dried riverbeds. transformation could now begin. The present them. Then maybe, if we can improve the 'Iwo-value, and suffering increased abuse wry idence that there wars once flowing water. Martian an contains nn oxygen and is not Earth's own environment, we won't want to 'flux implies that the temperature must have breathable this could be changed by leave anyway. CONSUMER PAGE 13 Supermarket

Broke? Confused? Can't get a bag of spaghetti for under a fiver? Well, help is at hand. DAVID KENNING went off his THE PRICE IS RIGHT? trolley and found the best supermarket bargains in Leeds. Ginger Snaps: NICK LEE

iLTNLIKE REAL LIFE ih• proce..ion of students heading back Spaghetti Toilet Milk Small tin Baked Plum Sliced wash ,•thect of Supermori, into divriest Leeds 6, ladoi Beans Tomatoes White Sweep is to spend as Safeway's hags - and 'The Blob' the 500g Rolls 1 pint Tuna in much at. possihle. All formless mass seen at the bus ship 4x white brine 400g 400g Loaf good fun. but not really thaside the Memo') Centre tin a practical on a tandem grant. So we at Saturday evening. In the hear ot own brand own brand own brand own brand Student land, also find the the caring sharing Lecda Student spent £1.62 23p 45p 45p mamma. and hijou Cii-op t you kilo Sainsbury's an afternoon trekking nwnd the reutil "Economy" 'Economy" "Economy "Economy" emporiuMs of Leeds. We bring you the where it is). This seems to be um .t 43p 28p 49p 16p 3p 3p lowdown. to how best to stretch your local 'romer shop' type affair. 75p Accordingly. prices ate high and VOLI pennies and hopefully have some left own brand own brand M own bran( i own brand own brand for the important things In life - beer, almost expect 141 find a packet of i,rnc be 21p 19p 39p clothes etc Ben's rice that's lv:en kis icking about Tosco 43p £1.62 One important factor is location. since It/72 lotting behind the tinned "Value" "Value" 28p 49p "Value" "Value" "Value" links. you're lucky enough to own a .weeltnir. 25p 55p 16p 16p 27p car. Sahtsbury's (off the Ring Road, To test the relative merits of the Moor Allem in) and Team (RIanalhay out-ot-town food cathedrals, the own brand own brand own brand own brand Rd. Oakwood) can be written off W114 ■Ittsalc warehouses and the city 35p straight away. This is a shame. Ask for centre superstor. we put together a Safeway "Savers" "Savers "Saver"Save Immo-)typical shopping list and 28p 49p - 23p 25p a lettuce in Sainsbury'► and you'll he 25p 75p 16p 27p offenx1 more valie41es than you ever compared prices Simple as that die knew existed. It's also handy for those table tells the story own brand own brand c min brand own brand own brand But don't Impel there are other esoteric and erotic ingredients you 3636p £1. 85 21p 17p 39p saw Gary Rhodes and Delia Smith use places to shop that didn't quite lit in Asia "Just' Lockwoods" "Prince's" "Farm Stores" lust night on telly. Ask the spotty oik in our survey. Jack Fulton tArraktle 'Farm Stores" 26p 49p Netts I Knkstall Rd, near the viaduct t Cottle. Headingley) stock an excellent 25p 85p 16p 16p 27p where they keep the Balsamic vinegar range of cheap and cheertul freenr own brand ' awn brand . own brand 'Farmers Boy" "Farmers Boy' and watch his face slowly petrify as he foods, so you'll always be able to 21p 19p 30p tries in translate your request into afford your Findus Cnspy Pancakes. Morrisons Neanderthal And to recreate that !stafee's feel in 'Farrets39P Boy" L1A9 28p Bettabuy"4513 "Bettabuy' liettabuy" 'Bettabuy" Asda tOwlcotes Centre, Itudsey) is your own home. Muumoniat's 25p 35p 16p 16p 27p also a tad far away for those wins mu Bmdenell Grove. ILSoi litter a personal transport. though it has a phenomenal range of spices. estate Not Not own brand "Warburton" spntlan bus service and is close to New vegetables and all the iuxessories Available Available 20p Pudsey station. However. bear in mind (poppadums. mango chutney. lime Kwik Save Today. Frills" "No43P Frills" pickle, etc etc). All you need to supply Today! £135 26p 12p that you have to catty yourpods 9p 25p home with you afterwards. Kwik Save is a table full cot leered up rugby lads So remember. next time _. (by Kirkstall lights' falls into the Near) own brand own brand category for range. failing to stock two you're at the checkout, and of the items on our shopping list, you hear the Sin" think Netto The two old stalwarts. Safeway how much bloody 24p economy89P 26p ece2n8opm v 7p! 12p 25p (Anidale Centre, treadingky I and money you've just 49p 35p Morrison's (Mei-non spent Censer offer a own brand own brand own brand own brand 23p 23p balance ot Co-op ' 52p commie's:, Everyday' 'Everyday" 35 55p Everyday" "Everyday" 39p and decent 29p 69p 16p 17p selection. Freiherr; will rid by now he getting used to the sight of 'The Snake. r1 the ri '14 iJ r

.- ve cogitated. ruminated and looked mond a few shops. Bargains ANare there to be had if you're willing to search tor them_ Star Buy has 40 be 7p for a I in or beans from Nero, but remember, this is 0 ('tire test - we ha ven't actually tasted any of the slat In this world, you get ssliat you pas tor, he OK

only 33 A RTHUR ANDERSON Arthur who? a Tax Consultant ..? CAREERS 14 ARTHUR ANDERSON & CO SC Ca ed to Account

Accountancy? Just messing around with numbers, mate. Well, no, actually, there's a lot more to it than that - as four thousand graduates can testify. IMOGEN RIDGWAY opened her ledger and investigated

KNOW WHAT you're thinking - ' I ■1 N11'1.11101- 1 .1 , .i•k oinitzun;), well, that's all very viii l'LlIt I don't do maths - why should I read K-1-tyapc it 's the gri 111. 7.ervwes this?". Well in tact. only about 10% of the ill Britain that attracts graduates - an 4,1XX) graduate% w ho chow to beenme make' accountancy qualification not only allows for 1r .11.incied .V.-conniains in 1004A 1 hail math, amnion within the industry. but could assist ..!.....•,.... Nit • .1..,..tc , ... •it, ...Ind •L,.1.11 an- yon! if yriu wanted to set as an .;rolls .21.11111.11,. V.Cit' .d, l‘t•Il L,p1....-LILL.,1 up un &AA tridepeikirm Financial Adviser. 1.-. well •IN I hose Abu 11;111146:1; ..lt,;21re, ill It you' ve pit for are hoping to get I a decent accountancy or lifillikt• You see. although good A-level passes. 'hell good numeracy and literacy' me required 0 y•nt class of degree, and fancy becoming a Chaiteical A,. , oilman' training to he a Chartered Account:ma could be an option for you. Although the naming is hard firosfwcrp.t. civil e, ers are mole lateiesied iii work. most tit those who begin a uaining businesses are run. so that you are Ill a ()tranvia your ability tot work as part .11:i team. interact to offer sen'ible mid effective advice. with others., and ciimmtinicate effectively than (amiss: end up passing their exams - after all, commitment and w. allinenes, to What's the pay like'? Well, as with every 1. oanur skill, ...... 11h a scientific ealealatin team arc Job, working in London will mean you paid why du so mail) graduates cilia's,. to qualities that potential employers will expect gel "If you've got (or Si, competitive salaries tire offered by bectime accountants? Well. it could be due to you III deniceiv-arate if they 're going to employ mom, but the leading firms throughout the cowry_ 1.eeds the vast opportunities oltered within the field of yon_ Sit how long dim it .-...Cti1114,! in particular is II significant centre tin are hoping to get) accountancy 'ascii - which puts pas to another !AC hi 1. accountancy. with all the maim lions being common misconception shims accr tuataras. thus Chartered Accountant ' Usually, training contracts for graduates last three years. and are represented. they spend all it hunched over their ledgers a decent class of But what happens otter you quality ' %ell. and adding Illiii:hillec. AN well as omitting and undertaken via a firm of accountants who will pay you a notably salary during your training that mull depencLs ten you. 11 you want to hook-keeping. there are openings iii the fields specialise. then your employei will probably be of taxation, corporate finance. management period. You' ll ha Ye to take three stages tit degree, then able to accommodate you in one of its consultuney and information lectimilogy. The exams, and will tie expected to pass them. but departments. or even lifter you the chance of large accountancy firms, such as Arthur your employer will do their hest to encourage you to study and offer guidance. eventual partitaship. it hi the other hand. once training to be a Ifs up to you to apply for a training you're qualified you may decide to set up on eraitravt, which could itteiut writing to the large your own, or leave Britain alnigether and work Innis and ha iking for out in the Careen Service abroad. The United States an particular has a Chartered for details of seminars and presentatirms, or rapidly expanding finanetal services market. researching the details of smaller firms in So why not think about accountancy - the,.- days. it 's much mitre than ticking column. Accountant coul I.eeds, ycau home town. or any place you dunk yi iu 'il like to work. numbers and sitting in tut office all day. 0 But what does training ins Ow? Well it's you're thinking atonal apply ing fur a miming be an option for not all exams and revision. contrary to popular contract Irian next year. then the big firms will , belie) .Accountancy, particularly in smaller he advertising this term - ask your Cartier 'inc., is about getting to know your client and service for details. and you never know, it.' you." ■ their needs. so you II get the chance to git 011 ei uld he the exert choice kir you • utter all. 111.1114S, study MX1111011_ anti understand the way 4,000 graduates can't he wrung

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The champions Mill he the team with the most points at 11w end of the season In ihe es cut iit a tic the Captain's points 1‘ ill 11111 4.'1111111 as dolible. II Mere is still a tie Illy ntanaver whose :mac king player, I that is ihe inultirlders and :entre fiiroiirdsi li.i u. the highest .coat' will be the winner Ii there are still two teams on equal points Then the manager whose defensive players Moe the highest ...core will he' the winner It there is still a tie the result w ill he • determined by a penalty RITAIN'S biggest student competition is shoili-out between the ready to sort out the Alf Hamseys from managers. So get practising. Bthe Graham Taylors for the second consecutive season. HOW TO APPLY Leeda Student is giving you the chance to play Total Once you have chosen your Football - our £I.000 fantasy football style competition. team fill in he application ll's free to enter and easy to play So easy_ in fact. that form at the bottom of the more .than 1,200 people entered last year's competition. The page (44'1kt:evers should he winner, Jon Tobias. scooped the lop prize despite giving number one, defenders just seconds' thought to his team selection. numbers two to five. etc However, please place your THE AIM OF will he awarded points based captain on the last line TUE GAME on their actual performances marked 'con'. Entries can he in the Premiership. posted to. We're giving you a fictitious The scores will reflect the fund of £38 million to buy the goals they score. the clean Leeds Student, Leeds team of your choke from the sheets which their teams keep, list of players provid ed on Ilniverstf% I Ilion. PO Box and the number of goals their 157, Leeds I tit page teams both concedes and THE PRIZES scores. Players' scores Alternatively. you Can (hop should he published every them in to either of our The manager whose team has week from October 27 accumulated the most points "Uwe., the Porters' Office at onwards. And a league table L.LIL: the Inforrnalion Point at at the end of the season will showing the top 50 teams and he presented with a cheque tor sty Site and Beckett Park. sir their managers will be post them in the boxes enough to pay otl any published regularly. self-respecting student's 111,1si,led around the sarioirs overdraft. trails nit Residence Isubject to There will also he generous TEAM siziEcTioN aNiiilahiltlyi I. Applications Manager of the Term prices must he received by 12pm on With your 1 IvIltiolis E Ati These are awarded to the (klohel 27. Please note that million you 11 MS1 buy a team manager whose tram only one application will he of II players from the list accepted per person. If inure gained the most points during provided on page 18 that term_ than one is received all will - Your leant must not exceed he deemed void. These include a Valentine's OK million. so choose your For a t,..ain I. be accepted we in a gamic' they also lose one ill, .1,, except tor nicht for two in Leeds City players carefully. must secei e a proper point for every goal they Ili: WHAT THEN? Hilton hotel, free gig tickets application form. conceded during a game cuptain courageous - No More than two tit your to the university concerts of Simply sit hack and watch players can he from the Same - Choose a name for your except the firm one. scores double. your choice And lor the real Premiership team. team of no more than 24 lltidlielders also low one CHAMPIONS your players as their scores soberly-challenged we base Your learn Must comprise letters. Any name deemed point lor every goal their team Since [loons wi ll iiril!s he charier. Whether your team £70 of Oddbms vouchers 111 one goalkeeper, Iwo full offensive or unacceptable will concedes in a game except the aw urtfed for Premiership gels oft to a Newcastle -ecrpre give away. hacks, two centre hacks. four he deleted and the manager's lust one. They pain one point matches from October 14 flyer or begins to sink like Rest of alt, it you win our midfielder.. and two centre Milne only w ill he used for every go31 I I I CI* team rather than from the beginning City, remember it's it cup competition. you will be forwards - Ensure that your name, scores except the first one. Flt the season - the manager's ittio:Ithori not il sprint on your way to Paris for a You inns! also nominate one address and telephone number Centre forwards will skill is even more vital than weekend of fun and Indies are printed clearly oil the score one point (or every tn,a1 player from the defence or ever The best of hick! midfield to he your Captain application form, and that HOW ITS SCORED r Courageous. His points will each of yitto players' names Each week from loctoher 1• and code iturnher:, are alway s count double the plasers listed not page is - 1E: APPLICATION FORM TOTAL - Any team that dors not a 1.1:10104141.l adhere to the criteria o ill =TUDENSTUDENT be rejected. SURNAME: FORENAME HOW PLAYERS SCORE: e ADDRESS:_ Players will he allocated 1 POST CODE: TEL NO: points on a week. ris week basis Points will he awarded as billows 1 TEAM NAME: Every player still Cfs three points if they score a goal. I, D. CODE PLAYER'S SURNAME TEAM Goalkeepers and I defenders gel three points 1711 for every clean sheet they I OVER THE MOON Jon Tobias receives his winner's cheque keep ii.e. conceded no goals1- I 21 L 3t 1T101.0..Asiticonorrioss , IL

1. ihilt upplirahous made thing !sea. anplklition forms 0111 Itt LICLVIIL111. :I-11 • Applo atoms M1141 Ise remised t) norm Ft alto 27ib ( • oline 0013 1uIa a n. published in our ofikkid T4 11 I. ham* hat *III he accepted as entities into the im tos. Incur, tio (utiles will be null and toid, ;F-1I I • =s Offered hit ure (limo) by a panel a fiwahall esprris to renteseiti current 11C111111.1110,...dpborr. Niel% Caritua ertmier.hip- hi • Appikahr■ocketwas tutiqlw 11 letreen I Sayers (roam the published list and •boold not ...Steed fictitious plater ridge* Wined Went• lita,ee up pa lilt s iitue of million for the *linty team. fs. The ream luaw one geNalk ■rwprs.t.., run ',wk.., Pon collo. bucks, four midfielder" cud to centre roivi ardt, 1110 (111111.111 pick mort• 11tarilwop pliw■rts room any one Pecnitenihip side. 1. Lerd. StudynCr Independent pent' esperte will ponide updated •ord. on cavil plaoir's perfortmuus• hosed on Ibr prom:ding rme or two weeks. for ion APPIJoillions It ...ipplicaliona sin& art- incomplete or illegible will not he accepted. +4,1c are r,-.p.mihir which an. Mai or &Myra. artrr ihe hod sdfferal IA Curling Premiership match the collo:me perhirtrumcc of each ludisidual planer from the hegInninptift.he promotion will lie pottilbrd. the .4,151111. 5%. si III in. The rum Ono prin win un to the mitonarr whore tram 11/1• Froo-1 pond.. colt.. end of rtioaritim oh. oitimeillion 111,1,111.7114 complaint/ nut our dts kWh 111 fiirul and we will not enter into torn sponile Is• mein d. all null h, an. application .411 I.: accepted per person. If mare than are , and eromollonal and esplinuitors cops ranting to the cuMpetition form part 01 Me Piro. I 1 t',, pin, haat otivissurii Total value of team <= £?? million It Sit oil/Juts inn deemed to aet silt the terms mid condition. when entering thr eottipailitolti 15 1 lir l crib Stud.," editor's decision Is final L

18 11'1 II 111 NI 11,1., Lkt..1.,-1 Sport IN BRIEF CROSS COUNTRY AN outstanding nil by Laura Worfenden led I UV ti. video. over then sludenl iivalr. in Maii,Iteqrs 4111 Saturday Leeds finished filth overall Intl were the lira student team OAR S OIVIE home. targely thanks to Woffetiden's opening kV • It. time id II 1I011n ‘sas, ii liturili lastest 01 the ra, Kerry Hoyle I 13 51milit Lc; '' Leeds Iii much before 1,..--sf. THIS WEEK ALEX GUBBAY Lerivsey 111.51111111) Iv' SENDS FRANK WILLIAMS 1111111/gli the Bell In sedan the FOR AN EARLY BATH llininins The teelind loam finished :16th. while the lourili team 141 sit heat the thud want the by one place 'The men's relay leatmed ., tremendous perfonnance trout Andy Halley IY.,42.ritini. who tecoided the la:Venal ranieql lime Or the do. I-k lilual the team ten ph:et% after runs by Pere Sleet 410.11min) and Mick Hill 111.115miN Rohm Heap (10,37min). captain Clins Maxwell t 10.49min) arid Ion Greenwel I I 11.02 I coltsolidated to bring the team Real Caul Nails: 17th. Todd Stewart's 10.35miii kg was the highlight of the second team's promising display. They finished 44th. while the third team C11111e hi one (19th. customer It is with great regret that the cross country team So) Damon ilill has puhlicly conceded defeat announces the death of Pete to Michael Schumacher. Atiatison• !badly remembered German's thrilling victory in the European .is Coach Pew._ tk was coach The to the team in recent year. at Grand Prix at the Ntirintraritig leaves him needing ,. main !tinning and on the only three points hi he mathematically assured of his track. and uas also an active second consecutive Formula One world drivers title. member of Leeds C'its Hill now has it. face up to the fact that the dtrarn of Athletics Club His death 1... Becoming Britain's eighth world champion Lags once mote sadly moiln..,1 ludul him But lipid': land the t'iliwittiertas Ciao _ unship) so nut ORIENTEERING Ingh to motivate km Iu pertinm r ;rand l'os at ;lock_ Suzuka and Adria By Steve Hall °Odium, looming large in his rear wing mirrors should do the trick. A DEPLI:TED Ltd The young Sent, who Name Williams No 2 following Orienteetina learn were the tragic ikadi of .1yrton Selma Ni Imola last year. has among I 500competitors' at certainly competed on equal terms this %Cason, and has the Twin Peaks event neat arguably betionte one .11 the fumes'. properties tin the Fl Buxton on Sunday. cireuhl. Lex& %tar of 11w,day was He has pit ryinuics.siyel), tltlicksr ill qualifying - three i . Andrew Gasket. who in h sricci.Nsive pole ptisilitait heat testament at his natural speed first event flew round ihi and rex:only has shown great tualunty and crati to carry hardest novice course of 7 this firm Olin the race itself. km in a nine of 7t) maw His hose oval, Chris Priddts, run 'l alert. well on the cone course but smuggled on two controls to Yet just oulthards Ili rally finish wellilown. he has ,liso . . Fresher Karl Ono was longer required by Vvilliains. -11wir loss- more cautious in his fits, ! ai:Lept that ilecisilln was taken in experience of [knish are:- Coulthaids periormitmes weir atlesieLl by .1 inidonged [salt Ind completed the l'yellii, .11 tonsillitis. But Frank Williams surely cannot Justify the start IA the settson cilia's,: in a re-spa:table lam. leleasing the rising sun he chose at Club treasurer Natusli.. ahead of Nigel 41,111)411 - a man with a proven imck reconl May. competing for lit. •ild vastly more experience. second time, perfornico Cotiltharifs replacement at Williams will he Jacques ■.1tiriv 1114%4 diampi,,11 another impressively to complete. In Villetiensr the !,-- 'orange' CtitirS, in 54 min, ■. \1ICI1Uttl New meinher Lynn, Hu. n ,1 2I 011 tilk .ih1ita 1,11111It' Gillesppie. Helen Gardnci ild•ettel switch arum Indycat Ire Fl three years ago Helen Pway. Gary Slater and [In itigh Villeneuve's chances should he enhanced by Stove Hall also ran well. Andretn. incickittally, has rctliscoseredl• The (Inemixring tevn are since retuning to the Stales, finishing trairili in this in :Minn again this Sunday in .senes with one win and three poles, Sheffield Although Coulthard's car is likely hi he infe r_ Villeneuve N. f eNpeCII him tsupixined by Mika kon Dennis and possibly Alain Prost, to make a &titter NETBALL titaxtet next seam MI. I E E CilVen last year'x exciting and highly contra. %.“1:1!. , ii, 11 i1I1 C111i1 1. il, lilt', denrlueineia. you may hays written off the final t over Manchester in a tight. of 19(15 as something of an ann-clirravi. hard fought encounter with But with CnUltiladl harbouring realistic hopes of their rivals from across the overtaking Hill. in second place, and Hill delormined lo Pennies. The 32-43 defeat was prove Mai %Mains male the correct decision, expeo sparks harsh WI Leeds, but the to fly. second team cruised to a 34- 13 win.

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Hornets nest DISPLAY awaits rock LMUSU Canoe Club are making_ Rovers rapid progress. Paul Richardson IN late October 1992, Leeds United were the reigning League Champions, but had heen struggling in the met the Splash Street Kids league and were on their way out of the European Champions Cup. They probably saw their visit lo lowly Watford in the Coca-Cola Cup as a chance to boost morale with a conclusive victory. they lost 2-1. (in 'I uesday. Blackburn Rovers r League Champions. ,trugeliow m the league and in Europe navel to Yivarage Rood to lace Watford in the Third round of the Coca-Cola Cup Thi• words 'lightning' and 'mite" festinate here wal'ts1,1„cdome clean, sop 1irtit .1 supporter Paul Goldsmith +ince I wits ms and have been predicts a it4>ciinel"fi(".vAg filtivZocliiffiYisme%:laieren delayed because their Coca-Cola Cup supporterly have been held up on the MP. I'm proud of the exit for the fact that I've stayed loyal to my load club through thick champions anal thin. "Thick' was the arty eighties when, under the tram rctimps one day ht. graham Taylor, Watford will become more HIM,. Mai, ,.arne second in the League-, he is idle. and then Watittol leached the FA Cup final, must he resigned in losing and gut to the' third round of him li is Ramage who holds the UFFA Cup, Thin'? Well, the key to Tuesday's game let's just say that last season Blackburn simply do not travelled to Cironshy and possess anyone who Call Barnsley to watch them. and up a defence us well as he leave it at that. can Itt today's 'rich getting VV.:11110rd hors's :'vets O richer climate, the future chance 01 beating Iire..kreene looks bleak for learns like CANOE BEUEVE LMUSU in championship action last year INSETS: (left) Pete Stringer and (right) Ben Dutton but are Unlikely to du xu 11) Watforal, Liverpool just spent out playing them. A 'smash CX .5m on Sian Colly more. and grate' v■ium et attack is W'attord's record siening'' More fiery to result act a A NOEISTS talk of craving unhelinable bur., then you go down." take them out on a 4.:ouplc of gut .I lakes anti J550.01)0 Foe Luther Lilissen. Lir Alderson has been a squad member for a eotiple .11 major nights out." says Pete. goal. If manager Glenn (heir sport like adrenalin for four years. She say S that joining the Once novices have. done basic traming Masterpiece Roeder had had the money junkies, and Ben Dutton LMUSU Canoe Club has given her an at pupil sessions, they go out to such white that Kenny Dalglish had C Hiaekhlarn and! knows precisely why. "Menu into how safe such sports can be writer venues as nearby Wharfdale and the when building this team. Watford's teams really When Ben arrived sn Leeds Iwo with a good group of people and "friendly" lees Barrage Course, Ben admits perhaps Watford would exemplifies the monetary instructors." The self-confidence which Liz that initially the seasoned canoeists have h. possess the big centre years ago he'd never sat in canoe. chasm that separates clubs has gained since taking up canoeing has "spend a but of time chasing the fresh. forward they need and Incredibly. by the end of the first term these days. HIttekhuries. prompted her to take part in other down the river. often not its their boat, wouldn't resemble a nickel he'd bought a boat_ To describe him as ikeforce i Sutton and exhilarating past-times such as climbing However. he is quick to point out that these without a warhead an addict would he an understatement. Shearer) cost and scuba-diving. As her mum-mate Mick adventures rarely deter them. lsievertheless. look out for an Since then Ben has hecome a prominent %Bolds only sconne power Alderson Om relation) says succinctly: Ben's enthusiasm for canoeing is almost 'ewer. History is on Widistray, comes lour. Kevin Phillips. member of the impressive LMUSU Canoe "Canoeing can make sou nn adrenalin contagious, and it wasn't long before he and side' Club. whose women\ team won lass year's who cosi f f0.001) Phillips junkie. you can crave it " team captain Jim Evatss had convinced me came from Baldock 'Town. Interesting Poly Championships. The meres funstwd a According lo Lit• the friendly' to take a 'crash course' in basic eantwete and Is quite frankly a close strend in their event. atmosphere in the LMUSU squad is helped technique. masterpiece of effective IMier interesime rie• nest However, club Chairman Pete Stringer sal much of their time being spent away As tin aquaplitthic. my nerves were stooling - sinkers who score is quick to point out that success cannot from competition. "Everybody canoes to It hardly calmed when Ben - now in roach week ate Stoke :1 le. he le ery other game drin't necessarily he gauged by trophies le‘; mode - informed me "ytaew out sitting tit Preintershop leaders :ii..:1v.: heap. The been great to see those who began as the canoe. yinftv wearing it," The only 11,co;rorti Newcastle I.ndt•d. Millwall lie a big centrent freshers eventually become qualified manoeuvre I executed particularly welt was at home to Sheffield partner Phillips instructuts." he says. At the top of the to capsize. But the longer I Wal• in ihe hoar Wednesday. Barnsley at As I later found out when literally has led to dead-end aftei the more at ease I felt, which is quite -a home lit Arsenal and - as even plunged m at the deep end. the presence of rapids you can feel compliment to Ben's tuition dead encl. Premiership reserves cost Coventry at home to such experienced canoeists at training Although the squad are looking forward over Elm these days. Tottenham. in a repeat of the sessions is extremely reassuring its the the fear as a surge to working with new coach John Isitkavrie Blackburn's defence includes 1937 PA Cup final one oi novas.). It is with groat sadness that a goalkeeper (Tim Flowers) ilie best of f114.(letti The unniated observer may ....Insider in your stomach the services of his gibed Ixetk,, \ us sport but Pete and who cull near to i3m, and Leeds United's trip to Derlay canoeing a danger o Rymer. Terry is seriously ill with cancer tenni! this. in recur four million pound defenders Hen were quick iil different Wye]." Ay. says. "But everyone is and the club are hoping hi stage an event in County would have been the Years the squad have sultered only two Watford's defence =Ades accepted irrespective of their ability " The honour of the sterling contribution he has tie of the round 20 year ago. serious injuries - o broken arm and a Kevin Miller It,. 0.0001 and fact that the team has comprised members made to their success. when both sides were the dislocated shoulder - which compares lima C ulin roster with severe visual impairments or (Wetness Adhering to Corinthian tilt Pre, eminent teams in the favourably with most field spoils reveals how open the club is Cu ancomers. LMUSU Canoe Club prioritise Ifsa But the jewel nl NV:10'144S country Nowadays. Derby Respect Efforts have been made recently to mistily collective enutyinent in the spurt bargain hag crown Is Craig are fiat Divisinn stnigelers. boat lot the benefit of adept disabled their own personal perftamance Jim I•t....- leanaree I f9(1 alibi 'ugh l.ceds. vulneruhiliiv Although Ben nonchalantly spoke ahout canoeist Mans Devaney is immensely rattail of wanting Febnialt • the sort al in knock-nut COMpolown, the tune when he "smashed his face-guard The Camie Club's llirre pound Chris Cotaxe Shield lot the team's Moos midlielder any Premiership makes pup topp. ■lielll 41111 against a rock," I wondered if these membership fee is among the cheapest at eVer3, off the water. learn would covet. Ramage is Ile compiiiihed canoeists ever encounter tear, LMUSU, and their twice weekly naming hi-Tern' of a victory. The event requited • 1011011g other things soblitne passer. glorious "You have to have respect lot `hie water'." sessions in the Beckett Park pool ate Meanwhile. I shall he - a halt-Mile Walk In nee/Ing 11C1110.!ralnie■shooter. and has an says Ben, "It's if you're arrogant in the Mat popular atfairs. The team is making travelling down lac W,01,,,.1 more than togas. any I k•,1'. liTimeasurrible influence on Shut You can get tun trouble. When you're positive efforts to keep newcomers WeatIng Wile II teams are nerds-on to defend their inles this at the top of the rapids you can feel the fear interested, and will travel to Keswick with as a surge in your stomach, hut you get an .10 freshers m a couple act weeks. "We'll rear, it'4, probably these buys out of Men 38

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GOALIV Jun Brodkin RUSHThe f-trq XV rugby ream went clown 111-3 on the *stance of injured III IBERSIDE v%eri,! LMUSU women's captain Man.Coley. England Simkins ik tinder a deluge of goals as and Wakefield %%mod new Al Kale:. IMUSU women's hoeke3, war Limited in ItIr the fixture_ But 1",arharts dominated the hacks and tan ICINGS teams hit sparkling form on , hockey run riot in firer-half three trio, without reply. Wednesday. The .t.vond XV Nutlet-et( a 57-11 , SKI CLUB The fu,l \I Li141...L•4 hi a I, n 0.111 4k-fent. at the hands tif a well drilled romp..41 in BUSAcwener .side. while the third team went drown ■ 4 II the .I1-.Jane .0 !crib 14 ,11 73-0. The women's rugby XV were A [WS I roni es. Nintlicrii The name for 1'' I1 and the wi•iwn'• side eaccii down ' I Is- ...ectind team weie welt learn CF1,1111111010. tile III1S1 ti,lnl .111: lu it IL tors I.l iLf's tennis tom,. a1+ , !Aut. -Me 1,• ,'11,i11,11p. 1,4 Ihe .1 .1..o.11111 student ski groups ■, while K4,11:11 A plojtettotri:,. cow. Ineing victory women were narrowly brawn on 11,4111■,. among the Lr• coRT:, Mett1:111), anti l'amsin ['me were in Ito the women• ICAnt Itarnoi drew. white the moo I Nit'titH euipo,e4.I lavech, AM C11/ 41Cd 51. First pair sieve .41,41 1,, fuiiihei•ILI4:, 1.01 ..utstaritline flaw. ...11,:wed 'mile pride ior 1111 on a a%kity day Emma Parke. 1:lavomxt and MKhael Glaser enjoyed l sill were 41eali I Nilltitr.; 11414.4,Q. team. 14.'t. Chalets & Apartments albeit with ten 11101.'ihe first Xl I -hat lone (Iiirsey. Kate Flee:it-It and a Close fought win. but neither their hltIlk I: \time, at Durham Marcos More! nor Jamie Douglas All /cm.' lisit :St neon's rushy nil 1e4,1 through Danny ("hod ktihank won 3,41 I-- in Austria & France • gild emulate tlii•i‘noa:es.N. 1111.111,4. won CR - 11,4, fir,t \V Pertatii ;unt lonny Ike hcflny 6'1 ilciva(cd

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