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FRIDAY 25th JUNE PHEW ! IIUHAT A ISSUE 263
Silly season starts !
During this week, a strange abundance of fences began to spring up in the ampitheatre. Seemingly overnight .they grew out of the flower beds and surround -ed the footpaths, LEFT: Rumours were rife. Could this be a plot by the terrified people of Guildford to slowly fence in and finally eradicate the mafioso-style students at Surrey? RIGHT; But no, all is revealed. The Free Fest cosndttee gambol happily behind their self-created Stag Hill Staglag 8 fenca. Question:- has the sun affected their brains or are they natur- ally inane? Spot the Loonie! DOESNT ANYONE CARE ?
Last week, I wrote an article in Bare the moment, I am in the middle of my BELOW: Àttempte at croquet outside the Facts about the proposed rent for next year. Presidential Report which contains several Sports Hall. Could this be a particle recommendations that I think will improve mechanics seminar? In it, I said that a paper would be brought to theG.M. this week. On tuesday,we had the Union.. .but they cannot be put into the AGM, which was just quorate. On öiis operation without you being present to Thursday we had an EGM to discuss the constitute a quorum. Everyone complains rent paper, and äiere were 37 people there. about the Lower Bar: the plans for improv- A quorum of 50 and 1900 of you who are ement are awaiting approval. If you want a going to be affected by the level of rent for better bar service then make ai effort so next year. I always thought that the level that it can be done. of rent was of great concern to students... There are some veiy important where is that concern now ? 7 It only needs decisions to be made that will effect the 2.6% of the people living on site to make a operation of the lAiion.. .these must be quorum, yet no one turns up. It's not the made now. If we could have 1 hour of your attitude to say that everyone else will go so time in the G. M. on Tuesday, we could why should I bother. It's your Union and get these things sorted out. If you want your rent that is at stake. things to be better then come along and give your backing to Mary and myself. It'll This year, Nfery and I have worked to only take a small amount of time next improve the fecilities in operation in iJie Tuesday and L.Th. D is lovely and cool'!'! Union, for the benefit of the students. At
>K>.i" uluB. Meeting for all skiers and ATHLETIC AND CROSS-COUNTRY CLUB SOCIAT.. those interested, Wednesday 30th. UGOpni Wednesday 30th June, Manor House. Every- in the Card Room. AQi for election of one associated with the clubs are invit- next year's officers. ed to partake in this end of term fest- RIDING CLUB.Important meeting. Tuesday ivity. Transport to Manor House will be 29th June. Room 102, 1.00 pm. All inter- provided from Senate steps between 7.00 ested in being on the Riding Club Comn- pm Md 7,30 pm for those who cannot make ittee, please attend. their own way_ to Manor House. (If you are Mt entitled to unemploy- ment benefit) They will then post you VICE PEESIDEWT a reclaim form, which you should fill ^ and return to them. Your Supp.Ben. Glrocheques will then automatically- ifon^ owing to the Thlvereity - ^ive in the post - as long as you keep signing on weekly. to students (matrAH a ibr thoae yibo haven't on (a; 'Ihere are still some final year before mum students who owe the University some After you've been to theUB8, go to the money. Ihie to an Ordinance Ruling of DHSS to arrange a tijne for an intervie last June, this means they will not with them, you will need details of get their degree until they have paid rent paid, savings you possess etc. LOWER BAR the outstanding debts. Any problemi] please see me. The plans for the proposed alterations At the Senate Meeting on July IJ-üi are shown elsewhere in this edition. the degree results will be ratified A quick note ; The idea is to give a bar that is -so if you are planning to go to the to those signijig on at easier (and cheaper) to operate, and liegree Ceremony on July 17th, tnaVo hoiflii - make siara you sign on at your more attractive to drink in. Have a sure yoxir debts are paidi local IB Offlcs on the 5TRST MY 07 look at the plans and see me if you There are also a large number of 123 fAC. (i.e. Mon.Sth July) or you have any questions. 1st year students who have not n-iy lose some payment. RENT collected thier £3 rent rebate. This The paper stating-our case for rent is is fiom the beginning of this teim available in the Union office if you vdien some first years were inoorrectly want to read it. I hope that ity^ran billed. Please collect your £3 ft^ be discussed at Tuesday's (31, if not the Cashiers Office' in Senate. then the rent for next year vil^ be decided (yet agaia) without any Union Policy on the matter. ' WASHING-UP • To put the Matter straight. The maintenance department is responsible for buildings and services, the Ground staff for watering trees, and its the cleaning department who wash down the walls. Recent letter writers take Welfare Handbook ajid Learn to Stud note! Booklet Both publications are progressing satisfactorily - and I'm happy to say that both are being paid for out of University funds, Ehe Leam to Study Booklet is being People wanting rooms : helpers paid for by the Teaching and Learning etc. . .please leave • note in the Ifethods Committee, and the Welfare Free Festival P/H. for P-'ilette. Handbook is being paid ftom the People who can take posters ST Ylce Chancellor's Discretionary Pimd. home please colletM them from Tbursc/ay Duly Could It be that » discretion is the the reception desk. St. John's better part of welfare' (groani) Ambulance will be here on the Both will be distributed to 1st year day-collections will be made in at 8'OOpn students next October, but there will advance .please donate generously. be copies available for continuing Anyone wishing to have a stall, year students (free of ohargel) from please contact the market managers the Tfioion Heceptlon Desk, Exhibitions -contact Stuart. People needed lo help with the 5. Social Security for th^. mimmo^ typing and putting the programme together next week-please contact ?1IUENURT ft S Many of you will still be reeling from the coa^llcatlons of the Easter Dave. People needed to help routine! Well devious have been distribute Pre -Progra mmes on at work and It would be very much Saturday-coatact Dave or Steve. appreciated If those of you vho are Any info, see enteta inm ents staying in Guildford and want to sign noticeboard or contact Steve, on can do so by the following systemj- ALL CORESPONDANCE VIA FREE FEST P/H (UNION). The Unemployment Benefit Office in Onslow House will be flooded out on Monday July 5th by students from elsewhere returning home to sign on. So IT Signing on at UBQ for tbil. of Surr- ey Students you dont have to it's Surname Initial Tlipe Tues 6 July A - L 9-12noon not compulsory
Wed 7 July M - Z pg^f Arts Sec. We apologise for recent references % times in Bare Facts to -feintenance Dept. Please could ail Chairpeople, secretaries, The UBO will process your claim dated being responsible for washing down Presidents, or what ever, who are at Monday July 5th so you won't lose out bulldincs. We understand that the Dept. ly sibling on a day later and you concerned was the Cleaning Dept. present running an Arts Society, please won't (hopefully) have to queue up leave a note in the Arts Sec. P/H as to for ages either. They will also give who they are - where they can be contacted you your weekly signing on time. in the vacation (i.e. address and telephone number). This is so that Arts can be pade 11) Supplementary Benefits a going concern as soon as possible next If you have siffied on in Guildford term. over the last year, there will be no need for an interview with the DIES Sam Ashton. (si^ of relief all round) The UBO will pass your claim over, to the DHSB so MUCH FÜR GOOD, CLEAN FUN LAST NIGHT, AS A RESULT OF THE GBIERAL GOODWILL, HAPPINESS AND RELIEF GENERATED BY POST-EXAM EUPHORIA AN ITOMPTU EXHIBITION BY THE ,MUSIC DEPARTMENT WS HEU IN Tl£ AMPHITfOTRE. W SEVERAL HUNDRED PEOPLE TI€RE WERE ENJOYING TfEmVES IN TIE EVENIfJG WARMTH TO TIE SOUND OF SOTE "LOW-KEY JAZZ", AND ACCQfPANYING im WITH mCE AND SONG. SUDDENLY APPEARED CERTAIN MERS OF SECURITY AND AT^ UNIDENTIFIED MEMBER OF STAF PRONOUNCING THE ILLEGALITY OF THE FmCTION, THREATENING POLICE ACTION AGAINST THE PLAYERS, AND GENERALLY SPOILING THE BEST, mST SPONTANEOUS EVENING Miti HAS HAPPENED AT THIS UNIVERSITY DÜRING LI VING STLDENT WE VDUU) LIKE TO fWE A STRONG POINT THAT IT WAS ONLY THE GOOD NATÜRED MOOD OF THE mJORITY OF STUDENTS TfERE THAT PREVPiTED A VERY NASTY INCIDENT. ALTHOUai IT IS ADMISSIBIE THAT CERTAIN POOR B -DS STILL HAVE Om TO TAKE, TIE NOISE GENERATED WAS NO LOUDER THAN A HI-FI AT REASONABLE VOLUTE IN THE ROCH NEXT DOOR. TIE WIN GRIEVANCE OF SUCH PEOPLf WAS PROEABLY TIE IDEA OF OTTER PEOPLE ENJOYING TIF1SELVES. SO WHO IS EING SELFISH? IF, CONTINUALLY, EVERY ATTFPT TO WKE THIS GLORIFIED TECmiCAL COLLEGE INTO A INIVFRSITY IS m WITH SUCH PETTINESS AND NARROW^^INDEDNESS, TTEN IE CATJ C^TINUE TO EXPECT TfE SWE PERCENTAGE OF INTELLIGENT AND IWGINATIVE STUDENTS TO DROP OUT AT TIE PRESENT REGRETTABIE RATE. FINALLY, THANKS TO fTÄRS OF THE MUSIC DEPARTIWT. ^lORE SOON, PLEASE.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BARE FACTS. WANTED WANTED I'M SERIOUS HONEST
Work for a redundant sabbatical officer. Accomplished bureaucrat, devious mind, loves childien and animals (that's you folks.') Anything considered as long as it's legal for month of SEptember Ideas, suggestions and offers to Vice President's office as soon as possible, please Love and kisses Mary XXXXXX en bee TO ALL STIDENTS ABOUT TO BEGIN INDUSTRIAL YEAR, Before you go avay at the end of this term, please can you let me know via Ind.Yr.Officer P/H whether you want to be sent Bare Facts while doing your Industrial training. Bare Facts will only be sent to those who have requested it. ALL L.R.S. STUDENTS. CHRISTIAN AID. Mike Hammond, the Hon. Treasurer of the Guildford Christian URGENT. INTRODUCTION WEEK. Aid Ccsfflnittee, conveys his thanks to all those at Surrey If you are interested in meeting the new L.R.S. students University who contributed in any way, by collecting or next term to help them get adjusted, come along to the giving, to raising the £306 we sent to Christian Aid. Union next Friday morning (TODAY) to our meeting at II a.m. Please try to come...... So far he has received £3,380 from the Guildford area and MORON AND PELLA. hopes to reeleve a further £1,200 based on last years collec- tions. This would result in a total of £4,780 which compares favourably with last years total of £4,374. Once again, JCE AVAILABUE. thanks to all concerned. There is a teiq>orary job available in the High Street from FINANCE AND GENERAL PURPOSES CXMITTEE. Ist July to a period unknown as the person to be replaced is The Finance and General Purposes Comnittee of the University away on sick leave. The job consists of being a general mess- suggested a University membership fee of £23.50, not £22.50 enger, collecting and taking post to various offices, washing as stated in Bare Facts last week. up cupa etc. and a amali amount of lifting equipment. The hours are 8.30 to 4.30 Monday - Friday and the salary is THANKS, £38.70 per week. Mr. "Chris" and Miss Silvana thank all students and staff for Could anyone interested contact June in Enquiries on Ext.568. the continued support for the Hairdressing Salon in AA block. They wish everyone a happy vacation and hope to see you again P.S. As soon as the sick person returns to work the temporary in October. will have to leave.
and in the forthcoming feculty reorganisat- ion will probably be even more powerful. THE STUDENT GAP! 4. Senate Finally we come to the Senate, t ne most powerful academic body of the Lfeiversity. You may not have noticed it yet, but the Here we have a stud«it member from each Great Student Gap is about to overtake us. Faculty, I PG and the President and the VP. No its not the summer vac. as such,dio' that is the main culprit. - which is not a lot out of about 50 other members 1 The Gap affects all of us and gives the OK so that's the set-up and the extent of biggest headache to tìie V. P. (Education). our representation at present. The trouble The Gap is what happens to student representation within the academic is many of you may well have known committee structure. It starts in the "ll't HOI iht iniriknuaJ fnunilmaiias uf his nothing of all this - so do some finding out fmoKial rheortn ihai gro me. il't ihr var hr summer term when the reps, do exams, flauHU hh Oft« ViltmUy lie!" - which is your Faculty? and then graduate, go into industry and - does your dept. have a Staff/Student generally disappear. They leave The Gap Liaison Committee? whidi remains until abo\tt Week 6 of the 1. StafiyStudent Liaison Committees - who is your year's rep.? new session in November. These are generally run on quite an - do you have reps, on the Course board? Informal basis and some mechanism of If you don't taiow - ASK. Ask dept. tutors, It is obvious that this situation is ludicrous this type should exist in every dept. for us as students if we really want our COTtinuing year students, dept, secretaries These committees act in an advisory etc. Don't be put off. ft is vital we take representation in Education to mean capacity to the Course Boards and have something. Last year Mary spent endless part In our education in an active way- reps, from each undergraduate year. just moaning about work loads, assessment hourstrying to track down elusive dept. 2. Course Boards of Studies reps, imtil November and since then good methods etc, achieves nothing. There is one of these for each undergrade— Please think about being a representative. representation has been maintained against uate course and they make all the decisir . all odds. We are determined to achieve If you're unsure about v^t it entails see ons regarding your course content, me or Mary - we can show you people continuity next year and this is the main assessment and organisation. They also area of effort. who've done it and emerged relatively make recommendations to Faculty/Senate. unscatìiedr We need your interest and help - only you This is the most important level for us to If you've been elected as a rep. already can contribute to the content and assess- have representation and unfortunately it or if you get elected next term PLEASE ment of your course - the V.P. can't do is just where we have least and must let me know so Aat contact and commun- it for you. So don't be confused by tìie strive for more. ication is possible- this is Very Important. various bodies involved, many students 3. Faculty Boards have done this and found it very enjoyable There is a Board for each of the 4 Facs. Remember i- and &r easier than it sounds. Being a and 1 student ^m each constituent dept. l. Fill The GREAT STUDENT GAP - for Course Boar J or Faculty rep. is not that sits on the board witìi 1 PG for tìie Faculty your education's sake. grandiose*. However there are problems The V.P. is a member of Fac8.2,3&4 2. Motto in Education - If in doubt, ASK! in that the whole set-up is shrouded in (Fac. 1 is still holding outl) These boards mystery, so I'll explain briefly what is in- formulate policy for the &culty and act as volved. There are 4 stages in tìie hierarch communicators between course boards ical structure:- md Senate. These are important bodies JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GUESS — A LETTOR ABOUT THE CONTINUAL GRASS- CUTTING BY TRACTORS ON STAG HILL. Dear Editor, We would like to draw your attention to the herbicidal maniacs who are at the moment mercilessly slaughtering numerous innocent generations of grass. As a hedge against morons, I shall elucidate. (Not in B.F. e you won't - typist) Grass has never won a gold medal at the World Quick-growing Championships, neither has it, on any occasion, posed a serious threat to mankind. Why, then, should we butcher it in this way. Dear Di (Who is this Edward person anyway?) Why am I writing this? (I was beginning to - After last week's letter 'from those anonymous wonder o^sclf - typist) Could it be out of a deep-rooted (as always) "Homeless Undergraduates", may I compliment moral concern for the continuation of grassy life? Or the staff of the Accomnsdation Office for their help could it be that I am seeking to take advantage of the in fioding me accommodation for next year. I found sole sunny day allocated to 1976 A.D.? Imust confess it them courteous and considerate, and have no coaq)laint is the latter, as I lie here on Stag Hill, nut brown with about their conduct. sunshine, but green with macerated chlorophyll, I wonder Let's just briefly consider their problems. At who is paying these diesel-powered agents of phyto-elimin- the moment it looks like about 130 students will be ation. QUESTION- Rave they got a suntan? Have they even homeless at the beginning of the next academic year, noticed the close resemblance of Stag Hill to the Gobi unless something drastic happens in the meantime. The Desert? Do they, in fact, give a shit as to whether or staff of the Accommodation Office have to find places not I resemble a bronzed sex-symbol by July? Could the for as many students as possible " I certainly don't answer be "NO"? Correct, so vrtiy not tell them that the- envy them their task - and this must entail a fair amount grass needs to be cut but once, or (as my ear is nearly of telephoning, to try to find landpersons (doesn't it torn off by a passing tractor tyre) are they secretly sound ridiculous?) with vacancies. They must also do in the pay of the oil sheikhs who seek to boost the economy their best to answer students* enquiries/ problems. using one gallon of diesel fuel per blade. I wonder if our homeless undergraduate colleagues The moral is clear. Grass cutters are designed bothered to mention their accusations to the Accommodation to cut, not obliterate grass. Students like to sunbathe, Office staff. Could it not be that the landlady mentioned so why do'nt they stop cutting the grass before they start had not yet been added to Che list, and similarly the cutting up students? friend? - vacancies do take some time to filter through. Luv'n' kisses, Could it not also be that the students arrived at the Robert Phant. landlady's house too late to secure the acconmodation, Query from Typist- Considering the extreme shortness of someone else having seen the notice first and beaten them the grass already, you would need to be bloody thin not to it? This would explain why her name was not in the to be seen by the tractor. 'vacancies' file - it had been in and subsequently taken out, when the vacancy had been filled. I have no way of checking with the writers of Dear Editor last week's letter, since they desire anonymity - and I notice that smart-ass one liners are conspicous by hence cannot ascertain the facts of the case which they ttieir abs enee, I hope I can remedy this. mentioned. Yours sincerely, N.E.One Mike Evans, . 1st -Yr. Biochemist.
Dear Editor, ••••i^. z-^- May -I through the medium of Bare Facts- express .'\DVERTTSEMF.\T my gXateful appreciation for the party given in my honour last Monday and also the very welcome gift of the Union 4 Shield. I shall hang this in my office at my new branch and it will serve as a reminder of the many friends I have made here. I have always tried to be as helpful as possible English within the limits imposed by the need to be sensible and I am sure you will have no trouble with my successor when he is appointed,' for I shall thoroughly indoctrinate him into the slightly unusual needs oi a place like this!I With every good wish, to everybody and the best of luck in examinations and your future careers. Yours sincerely. As A Foreign Language
Brian Vallancey.
Dear Ed, A funny thing happened in the Hall Restaurant at 5:48{na last Sunday, Junè 20th. IT CLOSED. classes now It's bad enough that University students have to eat their dinners between 4.30 and 6.00pm, but that the Refec should close down early for the sole reason that the Chef's watch was running 15 minutes fast is SICKENING, At twelve minutes to six (according to the University clock) the Chef decided to close because, as he showed to all "latecomers", his watch said five past six. About At: 10am 2 pm five of us looked at our watches; sure enough he was off by 15 minutes. There was no changing his mind» In the next ten minutes (up until the Cathedral bells rang out for 6pm) twenty-two students walked in for dinner, and were turned away. However is in charge of catering doesn't really care DETAILS: that we went without dinner, or that the chef skipped off early at our stomachs' expense, let them 'chew' on this: LANGUAGE CENTRE OF GUILDFORD As there was enough food to go around, and twenty-seven 2, GUILDFORD PARK ROAD. students were turned away, and if we spend an average of 50p per head, then the Chef cost the University around (Next door to railway station) £14. I know a lot. of good ways in which that mone^ could TELEPHONE 35118 have been used. ^^ MORE LETTERS.... V V»«
Dear Ed, It is difficult to answer a letter from 'homdess' stud- ents who appear to have decided already tiiat they will not have anywrfiere to live in October. To state the obvious, the University has no extra accomodation to house those who have given up the NO BELL-PEACE. ; search for lodgings. ' All students needing accomodatim next year are asked Dear Di, to call in at the Accomodation Office, fifth floor, Senate House, The Cathedral bells probably give great pleasure to AS often as possible before the end of term. We have already people - mostly people who live a comfortable distance away from boused 240 students, 74 of these in the last three weeks. Kfest of the tower; they certainly cause great annoyance to many students. these people were successful because they made a conscientious There has iiever been any lack of protest from those who feel the steixh for a ];Aace to live next term. discomfort most keenly. The people responsible for the Cathedral We never turn down offers of housing for students but take the problem seriously and, although there are other priorit- Ficople often become confused about which college they have spoken ies which make a strong demand on a Christian budget, fliey intend •^en they are in the habit of calling several when tJiey have a place to tackle this issue. That means BAFFLING THE BELFRY on the to let. University side. The eventual cost of doing this is not yet known, Travel allowances are properly dealt with by llie student's but it is clear that help will be needed from our side of the hill. cfim I ocal Authority, by Registry, or the Student Welfare Officer. The question of how to raise the money and how much to raise has I^ij^lf The Accomodation Office is open betweci the hours of to be worked out now by Uie S.U. and the Univ. Admin. But while ^.00 am and 5.30 pm... .5.(H) fwn all through the vacation. Finally, nothing extravagant or rash is going to happen, you may like to 'if you have not found anywhere to live you can book a place in know that things are moving and there is a real prospect of peace ' residence for up to three nights in September to come back and in our time. ^ have a final go. Bookings are being dealt with by the Residences Yours sincerely, I Office, Thames House, Surrey House. Peter Fisher. ' /fpommodation Office.
u> u) r\SH U- o U) -o» L. C P 6 sP 6 O 0 ^ J o courts O- so that arma, legs and other appendages are a common sight hanging out of doors, windows, etc. Anyway, once establish- ed on these luxurious modes of travel, one does not usually have the pleasure of a seat, but grasps the nearest handrail chsir back or ccmrade, as the treacherous beast begins its shuddering joumey aerosa potholes, cobbles and various matter strewn in its path. Don't stand anywhere near a door unless you want to get off or else block the gangway, Slack pretending you're going to get off or the rush will over- come you! Enough of transport- now that we are tough unrelenting individuals nothing can stop usi and at least they don't get bombs on the Underground! On to an amusing episode. The group of us were invited to Visit the British Ambassador Sir Hugh Smith, and his wife Lady Smith (who incidentally is 75 to his 57 but he's not so bot - no teeth!) Drinks were putrid, Brit.-style, but pienty of eats to scoff - so we duly scoffed and chatted and ate nuts (...- Typist), meanwhile avoidingpolite chat with Hughie baby. Left gratefully after an excruciating l^hrs. Ue decided to make an in tiie USSR excruciating ni^ht of it and went to the American Consul- ate, haven of peanuts and Coca Cola and fresh orange juice and, unfortunately, American Marines. The Bar was superb with v. cheap drinks - we had out first Harvey Wallburgers for a laugh. They were amazing so we had L=ROM OLR CORRESPONDENT IN ÜNINGRAD, rather a lot. Greetings friends from your long absent, courageous Tracked down our first fruit yesterday - an orangel traveller, at present peacefully roosting and rotting in It's really scarce, and when oranges and apples do appear, a Leningrad Student Hostel. No, I haven't defected and queues are so long that we never wait. Ve^etables are it's not a devious Left plot, but simply part of my course. O.K. and in good supply, if limited to just carrots, I and three others are staying here for three months to potatoes, cabbages and onions. Hence we are compiling improve our Russian. So I thought I'd teil you the few a good food guide to Leningrad- a pleasant occupation, but interesting events and a bit about how we find life here. eats up the roubles rather! Firstly there is^ the "Queue Phenomenon", You queue I'll write again next week- letters are taking ages for everything in Russia and it's not toc good- all the to get through- someone naist be sabotaging the pigeon old dears clawing their way through just like the grannies feed! So kiddies, wait with baited breath for the next in Monty PythonI No kidding- people here are much more instalment including - the buffet that closed for lunch, pushy, aggressive and abrupt than in the U.K. We used an outing up a Finnish inlet (!!), champagne cocktail to feel really pushed around but are now used to it and recipe, a Very Special Train and I-have-a-birthday-and- stick the boot in ourselvesl But when you think about it, stand-in-a-queue-for-3-hours-and-receive-an-offerrI-had- they've had to queue and fight for everything for centuries, to-refuse—! And details of the Last Great Leningrad so it's no wonder the Soviet teiiq>erafflent is such... Whore-House...... A few words about transport - buses etc come every Luv 'n' kisses, two minutes which is excellent, but every one is packed Sally Bird. ANYONE GOT A DEGREE CEREMONY on the morning of the 17th July? Like to share Accommodaiton robe costs with brickies from house 8 Stag Hill Court, who might get degrees (results soon !) in the afternoon? See- TO LET One bedroom ( with double bed ), share house on seml-permanant basis. Paul (5*11" ish) Room E, today or next £5 p.w. inclusive of Gas, Electric (meals week (but not when I'm out) provided for a student). Share with...... Colin (6' ish) Room D, nejtt week perhaps "Wife 21 years (often in, but sometimes out) Husband 21 Years Daughter 2 years Other Paul (5*10" ish) Room A, when he's Prefer lady willing to baby sit one night a in (Often out but does come in)(usually week (Sun.). Contact Graham , Central late) Stores. ACCOMMCPATION TO LET A single bed Steve (5'10"ish) (With high heel shoes on) sitter with all facilities to let from 1st July Room B, after 1st July (when back from 1976, Rent £7 p.w., University 10 minutes Scotland ) walk. Please contact immediatly. I.S, Hudiara ( Riysics ) Ext. 652. Alan (6' ish ) Room C, might be in, might be out (currently away, but should come WANTED TWO GIRLS who have been alloc- back). ated rooms on the same floor/ same bouse in Surrey court, to swap for two adjoining A PLEA FOR HELP is anyone interested in singles in Stag Hill Court. helping with 7th Guildford Brownie jack Contact Nicky Hancock , Rawson 2/10 or via' meetings next year, own transport preferab- U.P.H.H. le but not essential. If so please contact F. Foord via U.P.H.F. SUMMER ACCOMMCOATION REQUIRED I need a room near the university after OOGEf-reSIS Last contributions accepted August 22nd for a month or two, willing to POR SALE now : (poetj^r, short stories, photos etc via Arts Sec. P.H. share Any postgrad student who wants to ^ ämTfM Radio cassette recorder exc- keep his or her room on site and is going on elient condition £15. ^«co^e^. «cc WANTED LADIES bicycle in good condition holliday at the end of August please get in Also Russian 7 Band radio LW/MW/SW pleaée ring George Pert on ext 630. touch with me. Ring Mike Stambouzos at excellent condition £12. Ext. 849 or leave a message in room 20 AC Also Slazenger squash racket, hardly WANTED PASSENGERS for Yugoslavia and 20. used £5. Greece to split the costs for twomontíisin STUDENT working here for Vac. needs a five seater V.W. van . Start July lOth. Contact Shafik. Ext 605 or 6B17 Cathedral acommodation until 1st October. Reply court. Travelling costs would be about £50. Lift via u.p.h.E , given to anywherer on route. Please ring FOR SALE Ford Cortina 1300, Mk 2, 1967, Geoff Beastall at 01 394 1731 . Ext 282 or blue 4 door saloon. Taxed, Mot'd,£295. EXTREMELY URGENT Summer holiday 01 392 2406 ( Evenings ) Phone Extn 475/402 or 28AY21 and ask for acommodation needed for 3 ( end of June to Chris Chelm . Or SHERE 3217 after 6.00 WANTED 1 pair small hi-fi speakers, mid September ). Anything in Godalming or ^heUn . . f e, at weekends. handling 15 watts minimum. Good top Guildford areas. esential. Price negotiable, Chris Chelm Please contact Sue Lloyd via Music Dep PORTABLE T.V. 10" B/W made by KB, Extn. 475/402 or 28AY21 mains only, with aerial etc. £28. See Fkul, dept. Pigeonholes. 8E Stag Hill Court today (Friday) or next WANTED ASSISTANT SALESPERSON to ACHTUNG PEOPLE WITH A flat or house week. which they need to retain over the summer help run the union trading stall at the Free I need a room for the two weeks after term FOR SALE IX Prinztronic mini scientific Festival from 11.30 to 5.30. Strentii and ends until the graduation ceremony (JULY calculator, memory, mex, pi, 1/X, JT^ willingness the only qualifications needed. 3-17 ), Preferably self catering. I am a LnX, e , and usual trig fiinctions. £10.005 Interesting wori: outside (next to the ice final year Met/Mat student, clean and ( Half P discount for all B.F. readers). cream van'. ). For details of páyete, see freindly and have my own car. Apply union P.H.P. For Steve Pothecary. Sue, the uniDn receptionist. If you can help ( Please '.) contact me WANTED URGENTLY One large trunk. FOR SALE Prinz Galaxy 400 mm , f 6.7 at Cathedral court 1B2 or Guildford 65165. C!ontact Louise, Union P.H. L or Wells-4 telephoto lens. £25 Phone Mick Ext. 765 Also work wanted for above clean -11 Battersea Court. freindly , hard working person for the sam« FOR SALE period. 1) One automatic rice cooker £9 WANTED Tools for a Renault-4 anything considered as long as it is metric. Contact 2) One Aiwa FM/MW/SW Radio cassette Dave U.P.H.D or Stag Hill Court 27 G recorder. Good as new , only £25. Tel 64414 Personal 3)0ne gents Seiko wristwatch priced at £55 A in town, offers around £33 accei*able. WANTED STUDENT ( 12th July to 7th Septem -ber ) To join feimily of four and coach maths TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION Contect K.T.% Battersea court P-hole N and English to boy 11 years and girl 10 years Introductory lecture. Friday 25th June 8.00 before the term ends. Can live with family but flat is available to 8.00 pm at 152 Guildford Pkrk Avenue. single person if prefered, swimming pool, pocket money. Contact Mrs. R.A. Taylor Admission free, all welcome. Tel. Bookham 52691 GEORGE Please bum the negatives , Love Wanted and kisses Jonhathon and Lionel XXXXXXX. THREE TICKETS wanted for beer festival FREE lift offered. Does any qualified driver Evening only. Contact Karen Howe, want a free lift to Kent ( preferably N. E. ) ALICE Call in dear friend or ring soon any- Pickard 4/6, Battersea Court. on next Sun, Mon or Tue ? Contact Stuart way , love Eeyore. U.P.H.E. Heartfeild U.PH.H. or S.H.C. 4G2 Tel 64046 any spare beer festival tickets ? ( Buff or WANTED DEAD QR ALIVE a push bike. DESPERATE Beer festival ticket wanted . 80^ green) contact Bob Morley , Flat 373 Contact Rosey Wey 3/6 by Saturday 26lii paid by Mike Winter . Via U.P.H. W. Rawson House, Battersea court. June. FRIENDS OF ASIA Socletv is holding Its The Sikh Soc. is holding a religious ser- G. M. on Tuesday 29th June at 5.00 pm in vice in the Hall Lounge on Sunday 27th L. Th. E. Members are requested to m m HSt£ June. The Guru Granth Sahib will be attend. specially brought from London for this RIDING CLUB On Thursday lOth June, service. our team, consisting of Caroline Newman, SERVICE: will commence at lOo'clock m TB£ SOCIETIES Michele Boyd and Denis Petropoulos, set off and will be conducted by Kirtani Jatha from for Radnage | of an hour late because Denis Bristol. English translations of the hymns forgot to wake up. On arriving, well- will be available. MEDITATION. RAJA YOGA. prepared (we thought) to take on our stiffest LARGAR: will be servedat appox. 1.30pm Raja Yoga is not 'ordinary' yoga. 'Ord- opposition ya: 2 Oxford teams, Nottingham. inary' or hatha yoga - the yoga of phy- ALL WELCOME Exeter and Radnage. We found that neither sically disciplined posture - has become For further details please contact D.Singh Nottingham or Exeter had arrived. Still, very popular recently because it offers 5B/22 Cath. Ct. all the more reason for thinking we could integration and relaxation but, strictly JOLE NE SOC -discus8ion:"Is love really win this match too'. speaking, the word 'yoga' in this con- like a butterfly ? " 8.30pm Sat. 26th. Michele started off well by forgetting her text is a misnomer. 'Yoga' means 'yoke' CHI-RHO 11. OOam A service of Holy -union or connection. That iwplies two test halfway through and then riding a test communion in the Cathedral Chapter entities to be joined - the human soul not of her usual standard. Denis surprised House. 8.00pm At 6 Cathedral Close and God. What Raja Yoga offers that us all by managing to get his really stubborn Peter Fisher talks about Controversy and other yogas do not is the complete know- and unco-operative animal to canter at the Christianity. Come along;listen anddlscus ledge of the self and the Supreme.lt is right time. Caroline's test was hardly the only basis of this real understand- Coffee will be served. brilliant, though a little better than the ing that there can be a union. No man- There will be none of the usual weekly others. Next came the jumping - Michele tras, breath control or postures, are meetings. The committe wish godspeed rode a good clear and Denis virtually necessary. Purely by the power of to all those who are leaving for the great forced his horse to jump a faultless round. creative thought, meditation gives the wide world, and we hcpe everyone has a experience of the metaphysical consci- Caroline's communications with her horse, happy and restful vacation. The peace ousness being freed from physical limit- unfortunately, were not as good. Having and joy of our Lord Jesus Chmt be with ations. jumped several fences the animal clearly BRAHMA KUMARIE JAYANTI will reveal more you all. decided it had had enough of Caroline and on the subject of RAJA YOGA, so come OF ASIA SOC. are presenting a refused point blank to complete and along to L.Th.G on Tuesday 28th at 7.30 lecture on Raja Yoga and Meditation by reducing the team mark quite substantially. pm. Admission Free. All are welcome. Brahma Kumarie Jayanti. Indian bom, Well - we finished last. A bit of a shame THIRD WORLD FIRST.;We hope that Third Yogi Jayanti has lived in London for the considering the team has shown a high World First has provided a useful insig- past 18 years. She was educated there ht into the problems encountered by and standard throuhgout the year winning the aspirations of at least a small section and gave up Pharmacy studies at the majority of its matches. The following of the underdeveloped 'Third World'. London Univ. Syears ago to dedicate her riders have represented the University Should any student or member of the Un- life to Brahma Kumaries. She teaches this year: Jane Hooker, Jane Netting, iversity have a particular interest in meditation at the Raja Yoga Centre in Michele Boyd, Denis Petropoulos , Andy a particular aspect of the Third World, London, a branch of the Spiritual Univer- Solway, Mark IDyson, Cathy Swan, Cleo please don't hesitate to contact us sity which has 450 centres around the Cole, Chris Cann, Nigel Jewkes and thro' the Union P/H as we may be able to world. Come and listen to her on Tuesday Caroline Newman. highlight this and organise a meeting 28th June at 7.00pm in lecture ThG. or a film show/lecture. Suggestions and GYMKHANA Would anyone without transport BUNAC Pes pit certain difficulties this ideas for next term's activities are please contact either Caroline Newman year BUNAC is still surviving nationally also very welcome. Bourne 412 or Francis Foord 4th Court We would like all the magazines and and the various schemes will operate next 2B/29 before 4.45 pm today. books from the Third World First Book- year. In order to offer these sehe/«es to CHRISTIAN UNION.: invites you to hear stall before Easter returned thro' the the students of this Univ. somebody is Trevor Martin speaking on the subject of Union P/H by Wednesday if possible, if urgently needed to run the Surr^club^« 'Healing' on Saturday 26th June at 7.30 pm not, before the end of term, as this If this interests you, please leave a nòte " in L.Th.B. Coffee and biscuits will be literature will be needed for re-lending giving your name and address In the from the bookstall which will be held available afterwards. You are also Invited Bunac ph. next term. If áiyone is interested in to the University Prayer Meeting in the lending some of our books/magazines or Union Readiig Room at 8.15 am every hanging on to them during the vacation, Monday morning, and Hie Christian Union please drop a note in our P/H. Prayer Meeting every Monday in L.Th.B Again suggestions for the bookstall are weIcome. at 5.00 pm. TROOPS OUT MOVEMENT : Important STAG HILL COURT.t Boat trip, Wednesday Meeting. We aie having a thorough discuss- 30th June. Coach leaves 10.00 am from Senate steps. Tickets 40p from 14H or ion of the current situation in Northern 31G. SHC. Court members may buy a max. Ireland and how this relates to the 'Troop of 2 tickets each. Out Movement.' demands. In particular, we shall be looking at the growth of Protestant O.F.Ü. para-military forces., the nature of the IRA The O.F.U. Conmittee are looking and the operation of the Prevention of for 12 people to check tickets and Terrorism Act. This is an important meet help at the perfomances. 3 people ing - if you support 'Troops Out' please are needed at each showing and come at 5.00 pm, ïoday, (Friday) Comm- these lucky people will see the film freo at that showing. ittee Room 105. Thj-s will be a long tern CANOEING ENTHUSIASTS. ;There will be a FREE FEST.; Help is still needed for the committment (i.e. for the whole meeting for all those interested in the Free Fest, this year. Pay and accommoda- year,) and applicants must realise Canoe Club (remember the River Sports tion available. Please apply to Security. that their enjoyment of the film is Antics!) and discussing plans for next A^in are there any socs. wishing to sell/ year, including Introduction Week, will secondary to the responsibility of show tììemselves in the Market ? Contact helping run the performance. take place next Monday 28th June at 1.00 pm in the Union Card Room. Officers Ure L/U. An^help - come to meetings in Any people helping O.F,U. at for the year 1976/77 will bé elected Room l'ì2 in Union on Thursdays. present and wishing to do so ne xt and therefore anyone interested in org- year, shouldreapply. anising expeditions; courses, trips, Anyone interested should come to H.E. SOC.t are holding a A^^irzels and UAU, and BUSF competitions etc. or gen- the HEADING ROOM in the 'JNION Wenchs Disco in the Hall Bar starting at eral administration will be invaluable between 12.00p.n. and 2.00p.m. 8.00 pm. Worzels and Wenches lOp, A for the coming year. nexxt I'bnday 26 June. Others 2Op. y programmes Friday fSaniaujs 8.00 Graham Jones. 9.30 Closedown. NILS IX)FGREN "Grin/l+1" (CBS) ***i 5.15 Countdown.1 This is a double album (price £3.25) which as far as I have been able to 7.00 Focus. sues out is the combined rerelease of 7.30 This House. two earlier Lofgren albums designed to 8.00 Light Shine-Andy Sandford. coincide with his current popularity. 9.00 9 o'clock rock with Vincent To be honest my first reaction was to Forester. wonder what ail the fuss is about. However after giving it a fair chance; 10.00 PeteSleight & Quentin Perks. I decided that it did have a few good Saturday points. One particularly noticeable track was "Direction" a really nice 9.00 John Lavender. rocker. There were one or two other 12.00 John Buxton. fairly good numbersj "Take You to the 3.00 Graham Jones. Movies", "White Lies" & "Soft Fun" but ALBUM REVIEWS 6.00 Anything Goes not enough to make me recomœend this ***** Excellent album. Perhaps it would have been 8.00 After Eight Show with Steve * Compares favourably with the better to have selected the beat tracks Pothercary. Wombles for a single album. 10.00 Top 30 albums presented by CURVED AIR "AlilBGRNE" (BTM) ****i Alister Thomson. "Airborne" is Curved Air's 7th sehe Sunday scheduled album,possibly their most HEAD EAST "GET YOURSELF UP" {A4M) **** important and probably their best. Here s a good album by a band that l'm 12.00 lan Pike. The new single opens side 1 "Desiree" certain you've not heard of before, 2.30 Look towards the Light... C. U and could conceivably be described but l'm sure that you will hear a lot and could conceivably be as succesful 3.00 Little Boys Keith Spület. of them in the near future. As good an as "Back Street Love".The real high album as you could reasonably expect 4.00 Les Rc^erson. light comes i way through» with "Juno" from an unknown outfit, A mid-coast 6.00 Back in the Night with Päul a Darryl Way song very like "Over and band with superb harmonies, and yet the Rogers and Dave ftirsons. Above" from Fhantasmagoria it is a music rocks along with a funky beat, 9.00 Phil Poulter. beautiful number.Next^is the very and in some places almost boogie. The funky Touch of Tequila which could great thing about this album is that it Monday make a very good follow up to Desiree, is so tight, very pleasant and instantl' On side 2 "Heaven (never sftemed so far instantly likeable. Ail in ail a very 8.00 Graham Miller. away)" features Sonja's vocal at its good album and a very promising band. 9.30 Closedown. best.Newest member Tony Reeves adds a 5.15 Walking my way with Bazza great deal on bass and in Mick Jacques GRAHAM PARKER "HOWLIN WIND" (vertigo) Stone (Almost a brikkie) and Stewart Copeland,Sonja and Darryl **** 7.00 Focus with Simon Curry. have found themselves a combination good enough to make Curved Air a Backed by the Rumour - this is a collec 8.00 Mardi Gras with Graham Miller forceful outfit once again.Favourite ba collection of old favorites ftow the 10.00 The Boss (Graham "Jugular" band or not this is a hell of a good Pub-Rock circuit. Brinsley Schwarz, Bob Jones). album. Andrews, Dave Edmunds and Martin Tuesday Belmout are a few names that come to mind, The opening track "White Honey" CARLY SIMON "ANOTHER PASSENGFR" *** 8.00 Barry Stone. features typically Brinaley keyboards 9.30 Closedown. (Elektra) and is probably the best song on the The lady who has brought us such 5.15 The 353 Show. LP. "Howlin Wind" is a raw, roeky album classic albums as "Carly Simon" and 7.00 Focus with Mr. Mc Grit. Parkers vocals are harsh but clear and "No Secrets" to name but two,on this at their best on "Soul Shoes" and "Lady 7.30 Studentwise. album she's backed by james Taylor.«, Doctor". 8.00 Wieva Mubla. of course...Little Feat and the Doobie 10.00 Indian Music. Brithers,With a little build up like JOHNNY & EDGAR WINTER "TOGETBER" 11.00 Phil Poulter. that it can't really be bad can it» Yet somehow it doesn't quite live up (Blue Sky) ***i Wednesday to its expectations. It is difficult to A rather odd combination of tracks on put a finger on the fault but I think this one. The Winter Brothers get 8.00 Alister Thomson, the answer lies in the material. together for a collection of rock & 9.30 Closedown. rollers and soul. "Harlem Shuffle" to 5.15 Mc. Garret's final fling. Perhaps the formula has become tired, "Let the Good Times Roll", "Soul Man" 7.00 Focus although I am sure it will delight to a rock'n'roll medley - that is a lot 7.30 Screen Scene. Carly's more ardent followers, there of ground to cover, l'm not altogether is only one track which lives up to the 8.00 The D & M Request Show. sure that it works. The medley is very promise "Cowtown" which is excellent clever - the transitions from song to 9.00 The Friday Show. and will hopefullly be the next single. song are often unnoticeable. Very 10.00 Dave Moon presents It is by no means a bad album, but just interesting. 11.00 Nightlight with Phü Poulter. a little disappointing. The vocals are ?s good as ever, unfortunately the Thursday material lets it down. 8.00 Bev Norton & Karen Howe. 9.30 Closedown. weaBBUUuaaqnnrH 5,15 OK? So whats new? Graham and )000'P s B o < Alister. 7.00 Focus. 8.00 Music Machine Dave Ashley. 9.00 Panama Red Show Bill Rees. DO'OT FOR(arr a special édition Apologies for the lack of 10.00 Mainly Jazz with Tim Lamming. of "Walking nrr Way" this Monday service to a number of 11.00 Star Track with Kev Napier. on Ü.R.S. at 5.15. There wiU be rooms this week.... ve had a run dovm of the Mew J4isical anumber of engineering Express ail time top 100 records, dìfficulties. well the top thirty of theia any- 312*002 way. See you Uond^. 50. THREE COMPASSES Alfeld, Courage Mild & Best at 22p a pint - beat that : With prices like that this pub UP GROTNYS justly deserves pride of place, how- ever there Is much more than just that. This place is on the perimeter ol G'momtng Campers, of Dunsfold Airfield off the major road and a mostattractive place, large tables At last we are there, a few and benches outside give lots of room missed issues notwithstanding, at for end of year celebrations. The the mystical ^ century - 50 pubs. interior is large but not flash, being In fact we have visited and reviewed off the main road means that the two well over that number but some bars have been retained and the public have been outside our area and does not get invaded by the old- therefore have not entered our shool-tie gin-and-tonic brigade (was numbering system. that an unintentional pun?). The local beer guide says of the saloon:- We hope to go out with a bang - or at least with some good ones, with the Manor House Beer Festival coming up on Saturday, 26th how else could one go'. But now to business :- 49. SIR ROGER TICHBORNE Alfeld Bars, K & B FREE FESTIVAL (again! typist) Attic Theatre; A lot of people asked A beautiful evening, the Empress about Attic theatre when they were purring magnificently along at 75 down earlier this term, but few people mpg and a King & Barnes pub, what went along to see them • Shame! But more could one wish - to be allowed "Steer clear of the dreary saloon; all is not lostas they are returning to win at pool, why, I know, I should everyone else seems to." - and for the Free Arts Festival at the very true it is. enjoy being beaten, yet again. Why end of term. I play the wretched game I know not, Attic is what is loosely known as last time I played it, at the Hautboy, On your way there remember Fringe theater a form of theatre she beat me, now she did it again - the Bricklayers Arms at Shamley which breaks away from traditional Green and the Leathern Bottle on forms, content and theatrical surro- isn't my humiliation complete? (I the A281. ndings. They look for an audience did win one game in fact) The pub and then take the theater to it is very small from the outside, a anywhere. They are established actorf litäe bigger inside, shades of Tardis I This half of us will be here and struggling newcomers and whats but mind the height of the beams, very next year, we think, so keep more extremely versatile. They are low I This Isn't a posh or flash pub supping and we shall see you yeu but quite good fun. The K & B (double*.) at Manor House on coming armedwith a whole load of Saturday. goodies so keep your eye open for bitter was on an unusual quadrant them and then open the other one and hand pump and was in good form - it be fed sunshine. is a dryer beer than most. Gurgle, gurgle, Will 'n' Barry. iWNSUMECONSÜMBCOMSÜMEAIISOHTSQFiraOIILESWITH^ Con Sumer Column WITHGUSTOEATDRINmTCHSEfflEARE&TDRIinCRA TORTuinM TPFTIiiTFATDRINlP Dear B.F,, (or even Dear Ed), SEX OP, QUEEN GOES BACK TO SCHOOL I've noticed recently that lots of people who have had exans this term have been taking Pro-plus tablets to The woman who helped thousands of mn to be safe help them concentrate. Thinking that this might be a lovers is calling it a day and going back to school. good xdea, I trundled down into Guildford and purchased a bottle of 36 tablets at a cost of 40p. Upon returning perfoi^d 5,500 vasectory to my bouse, X noticed that the tablets claim to contain ^ three-year Social Science an active ingredient of 50mg caffeine each. I have ^IIa ^^ Jniversity in Guildford. She said heard it rumoured that this is the equivalent of 300 cup- I got past the first 1,000, I got of coffee, so I did a little investigating and came up with the following results:- CAFFEINE CONTENT IN mg; Daily Mirror Coffee, per 125ml cup 95 - 125 IPro-plus tablet 50 I therefore conclùde that one Pro-plus tablet is approx. the equivalent of ia cup of coffee, and if you make it yourself, coffee works out cheaper. Alun W. Morgan. FILMS KSZI WEEK THIS WEEK L.C.P. L.C.P. OIEON 1 Lenny PLUS Lion City 7:35 OISON 1 Papillon PLUS The Way We Vate 6:00 2 The Exorcist PLD5 the Turning Tide7:20 2 The High Plains Drifter PLUS 6ik0 3 Qator PLUS Freelance 6:30 Joe Kld 3 I«st Tango In Paris PLUS 6:25 STUDIO 1 Shivers PLUS Cannibil Girls 7:05 Everything lou've Always Wanted To 2 I Am Not Feeling Ifyself Tonight 7:25 Know About Sex ** STUDIO 1 ì-faadingo PLUS Valanti Papera 5:U5 OSCAR FID4 UNIT PRESENTS ... The Conversation 2 The Return Of The Dragon PLUS 7:00 This is a spy-thriller and it will be shoun in Lec. ^^f.-^fi^ii'ìTi'iangr. n Tneatre D on Sunday and ibnday^iune 27 / 28 at 6:00 and 9?00 as usual. + SHTV's "SUPJŒI SCEiiS". CAMPUS L Of Asia have a lecture on Ioga Catherdral Court has a Disco in the Hall H)N 26 June FRI 25 June Bar, which starts at 9s00 and has a Bar and Ifeditation lAich will be given by Brahma Kumarie Jayanti, in lecture Extention until 12:00. » Theatre G at 7sOO. Parachute Club will be showing their film Airgasn atTOO axïd. not at 7^00 as has been TOE 29 June Battersea Court are htiLding a Barbeque previously advertised, in Lec. Thr. D ertlich starts at 8:00pia and includes: Bar; Ents presents from 8:00 "til 12:00 Free Bar extention; Caili Band; Black Prism Music Evening >rtiich has a Disco and a DiscojFoodj Free Admission. Bend called Switch Si Ich Sneiftty presents a lecture on the Sikh View of Life ty Dr. T. SinghwhoCis SAT 2Ó June Christian Union will be discussing Healing carrying out research on the Sikh Religion) in Lec. Theatre B with Trevor Martin from in_Lec^ Ttoatre E at 7:00 about 7:30. ' ffomelbcnqrie s Society presents an evening Surrey Coxu:^ Silly Hats D3 sco will take of fun at the Worzels and Wenchs Disco in place in Thatres House .Admission is l5p the Hall Bar from 8:00 til 12:00. Price without a Hat, 5p with. (Gales Ales) Dress- I Od. Others- 20p SUN 27 June Chi-Rho will be having a discussion on July U.R.S .have a disco in the Ifall Ber from . Controversy and Christianity with Rev. Ô:0C^. -with prizes. Peter Fisher. FRI 2 July Ents have the last Fz>ee Disco in the Union of the year! It starts at about SfOO and will go on very late with a Bar Exbention. > We request that idiaa sulnnitting infonoation for Whats *on tha^ the sane information is entered into the ERPS S j^^Thvrsday next we eh EVÏMTS DIABT which is at Union Reception. cockroach 01 41 O •-J > 00 0 0 to a O CO (MX ä 9 g SB ••aw o 8 01 «a •wogi-tn« . gcM « Tl F^îîjSl» eeun-oaooa oap.'iHa9(3o 9'F4 Cw -oujaH -H js u MU Aodai4J U4J Su n •SSuwu'O-aU'H 'NO ^ci^npäcs "Salgo ä*-§ >>OUu3 ••9aB AO to d 0) o h od • o 3 D.U a. §e ©Ibe îlfjanfeô ®b I teeny weeny Ihou Owing to the lack of David Sandeman, This House is a mere shadow of its THANKS TO: Martyn, Bill, Steven Mike and Chris for printing. Chug for not, Simon for former self. Tuesday was the AGM jogging and folding up,Owen>Mary,Smith(not Jones), Graham and Martyn for typing, Sally for blowing up and exposing herself, Owen for letrasetting, Stig (S.lSWeds) which was a little bit boring but very for appearing or was it disappearing, Gordon for looking lost and trying to read vital. Thursday was inquorate. This this over my shoulder,(Î) for making her mark, Mickey for returning to the fold and writer's disgust is forced into silence • sitting at the Ed's desk. Di for editing and being too busy to sit at her desk. by lack of space and suitable eloquence Someone for re-allocating a fan to help us keep our cool, all the collators for See Tom's article on the front page. stuffing, does Martyn love the hammer, Mike for being jealou8,Neil for doing his thing on time (just), the printers for obeying the age-old rule'if it doesn't work OOP. use a bigger banner,half of the staff for going to sleep in 103, the heat for not only affecting the chemicals, Nodrog for being sickly, ^J^ fS^ XuU^