Colne Engaine Parish Magazine for all the people who live here

February 2015

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EDITORIAL THE PARISHES Editor: Michael Estcourt , and Colne 2 Brickhouse Road, CO6 2HL Engaine parishes are under the care of Tel/Fax: 01787 220049 our Team Vicar and arrangements for [email protected] Baptisms / Weddings / Funerals and All copy should be sent to Michael. other services or use of the Church Advertising: Terry Hawthorn should be made with; 6 High Croft, CO6 2HE. T: 01787 223140 Team Vicar: The Reverend Peter Allen [email protected] St Andrew’s Rectory, 5 Shut Lane, All advertising should be sent to Terry. Earls Colne Design: Juliet Townsend T: 01787 220347 14 Oddcroft, CO6 2ET. T: 01787 222459. [email protected] [email protected] Church Warden: Mr Desmond Shine 4 Brickhouse Road CO6 2HL PARISH COUNCIL T: 01787 223378 [email protected] Parish Clerk: Terry Rootsey Buntings Green Cottage, Halstead Road, PCC Secretary: Mrs Rita Prior Colne Engaine CO6 2JG. 21 Church Street, Colne Engaine CO6 2EX T: 01787 220200 T: 01787 223867 [email protected] [email protected]

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WELCOME FROM THE EDITOR Comings and Goings As we stood on the top of the church tower at 8 o’clock on the morning of Christmas Day, with the sun breaking through the light cloud over Earls Colne, Nigel Warwick and I reflected on the pleasure – for him relatively recent; for me for over 30 years (with time off in Dorset for good behaviour!) – of living in the peace and beauty of the Colne Valley. I’m writing this on the day of the terrorist attack in Paris, which seems a very long way from our small corner of eastern . Nevertheless, we cannot afford to be insular about our relationship with the world about us. Colne Engaine has always been – in my experience – a vibrant and caring community, containing a broad mix of people who work both locally and in London; an equally broad range of ages and backgrounds; and a mixture of locally-born and in-coming residents. It is this variety that makes the village such an interesting place in which to live. In this issue Hannah Elkington writes about the English Oak tree. She composed her contribution immediately before giving birth to our youngest resident, Martha Rose, who arrived in the early hours of New Year’s Eve. We offer our congratulations to both Hannah and Dan. Joe Barnes, who died in early December, was the longest resident of the village, as you will gather from Cate Gunn’s article, having been born here 87 years ago. ‘Nobby’ Clarke, who died just before Christmas, was, at 100, our oldest resident: more of him in next month’s magazine. This is the first issue for many years not to contain an ad from Bone-Dry Carpets. Stephen Simper is retiring, and he and Sara will be moving to Bergerac in the near future. We wish them well in the sunshine of southern France, and thank them for their steadfast support of this magazine. On the other hand, new advertisers keep popping up, and Suzanne Giera is hoping to capitalise on her sinuous dancing at the Colne Review by starting classes shortly. It has been a real pleasure to step into Michael Estcourt’s shoes for a month whilst he enjoys a well-earned rest with his family in Barbados. The village is clearly going strong, as is this publication. Roll on 2015! Terry Hawthorn, Acting Editor 4 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

LETTER FROM THE REVEREND PETER ALLEN I well remember as a child attending services on Ash Wednesday. and the impact the ceremony of ashing had on me as the large and mysterious Catholic priest solemnly advanced towards me with the bowl of ashes, and proceeded to mumble some words over me as he made a sign of the cross on my forehead in ashes. It was a ceremony that brought home to me my own mortality. Some may question such heavy burden being placed upon children so young, but on reflection even as a small child I can remember I had an awareness that life as I knew it would one day would come to end and I would be no more. Recognising and coming to terms with our own mortality is I suspect something we may begin to do at quite an early age and continue to do throughout the years of our life if we get the years to do that. Recognition of our mortality and that we return to dust is only one part of the message of the ashing ceremony which also includes the need to accept the sin that lurks within us which needs acknowledging. Traditionally what follows throughout Lent, the beginning of which is marked by Ash Wednesday and the imposition of ashes, is a season which in part is designed to give us space to reflect on our human frailties and our need of help with the problem of our sin and shortcomings before God. This may all sound very dark and to some outdated and just the kind of thing that turns people off the church, the thought that it keeps going on about sin all the time. However Lent does not encourage self-inspection in order to bring us to despair but is more about encouraging us to set aside time to recognise darkness in order that we may rejoice even more in the gift of light which dispels it. The self- inspection of Lent is not a destination but rather a passage on a journey that is heading towards the light of Easter which reveals to us God’s answer to our darkness, the risen Christ. Easter, our destination throughout Lent, offers us forgiveness, acceptance, renewal, security, opportunity of change and it shines like a beacon on a hill as we journey throughout Lent inviting us to walk towards it in humility and faith. It is partly because of our familiarity with the Easter message that it can sometimes lose its power to be as truly transforming and life changing as it ought to be. Journeying well through Lent can help us reclaim, or discover for the first time, the truly life transforming good news that is Easter is. The Church of England keeps these seasonal journeys and passages of time within its calendar as reminders of the foundations of the Christian faith which we do well to bring to mind again and again. However whilst we are communally reminded through the liturgical calendar we can also take the principles and message of Lent and Easter and make them part of our daily walk with God. We should carry within us something of the message of Lent and Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 5

Easter making a daily recognition of our own darkness and God’s glorious light. As with Lent itself such an awareness shouldn’t be seen as something that drives us to despair, but as a daily reminder of the goodness of God found in Christ who sets us free each day to walk in the Light of life. Every best wish, Peter PS We offer Rev Hugh Mothersole a warm welcome as he returns to his role as Team Curate in the Halstead Team Ministry after serving in North Hinkford as part of his curacy.

Lent Groups: Magnificent Jesus

In this Lent study guide, Wendy Virgo explores the rich images in John's Gospel which reveal Jesus as the magnificent Saviour who meets all our needs. We follow Jesus' ministry as His encounters with ordinary people unfold new aspects of His character: Evening Group: Mondays 7.30–9pm at Earls Colne Baptist Church, Halstead Road. Feb 23rd, March 2nd, March 9th March 16th, March 23rd If you wish to attend the daytime group contact Rev Peter Allen 01787 220347 or [email protected]. Each book will cost £5 and can be obtained from Peter or Hugh.

Prayers for the Parishes Bible Reading Fellowship 9-9.30am Thursdays Group with Bible Study Thursday, 19th February at February 5th 20 Hayhouse Road, Earls Colne Church Hall, Brook St, Colne Engaine We would be delighted to welcome new faces. th Do give this friendly discussion group a try! February 12 Discussion is often triggered by the The Rectory, Shut Lane, Earls Colne readings from our Bible Reading Notes but it is not necessary to read these to February 19th join in and enjoy the discussions. We find these meetings help us to clarify what Church Hall, Brook St, Colne Engaine we believe (or don’t!), to discover that others February 26th have the same doubts, problems etc. as we do and to grow in our faith, as we see what the The Rectory, Shut Lane, Earls Colne Bible has to say on a wide variety of subjects and how that affects our daily lives. Finally, don’t be intimidated at the thought All Welcome of ‘discussion’ – no one has to say anything if they would prefer just to listen! 6 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 7

SERVICES & READINGS IN FEBRUARY 2015

Sunday 1st February Colne Engaine 8 am Holy Communion BCP 10 am All Age Service & Junior Church Earls Colne 10 am Morning Worship 4 pm Service of Light inc. Christingle White Colne 10.30 am Holy Communion CW Readings Deuteronomy 18: 15-20 Mark 1: 21-28 Sunday 8th February Colne Engaine 10 am Morning Worship Earls Colne 8 am Holy Communion CW 10 am All Age Service Readings Proverbs 8: 1, 22-31 John 1: 1-14 Sunday 15th February Colne Engaine 8 am Holy Communion BCP 10 am Mattins BCP Earls Colne 10 am Holy Communion CW White Colne 10.30 am Morning Worship Readings 2 Kings 2: 1-12 Mark 9: 2-9 Wednesday 18th February Earls Colne 9.30 am Holy Communion & Imposition of Ashes Colne Engaine 7.30 pm Holy Communion & Imposition of Ashes Sunday 22nd February Colne Engaine 10 am Family Communion CW Earls Colne 8 am Holy Communion CW 10 am Morning Worship White Colne 10.30 am Morning Worship Readings Genesis 9: 8-17 Mark 1: 9-15

FROM THE REGISTERS PASTORAL CARE Funerals Would you or a friend like a visit from a 23rd December 2014, Colne Engaine member of our pastoral care team? Sidney Charles “Joe” Barnes Mrs. Ann Norris 01787 222015 We commend him to the Lord’s keeping Mr. Terry Hawthorn 01787 223140 Mrs. Beryl Amy 01787 223486

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PEWS FOR SALE About 10 years ago, the church removed some pews in order to install a new organ. They have lain in dry storage ever since, but the PCC have no use for them, so we are offering them to villagers first, before sending them off to auction. There are four pews, constructed in pine (just like the remaining ones). Their dimensions are (in “old money”!) 34” high x 14” deep and of varying lengths: 1 x 90” 1 x 100” 2 x 116” They need to be dusted down and cleaned up for viewing, so they will not be available until the first week of March. To register your interest, please contact Des Shine, the Churchwarden, on 01787 223378 or [email protected] Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 9

LENT QUIET DAY 2015

Lent is a time of reflection as we prepare for Holy Week and Easter and as part of that preparation a Quiet Day is being organised to allow a few hours of quiet space for personal reflection. The date is Tuesday, February 24th at the Annexe at Assington Hall, CO10 5LQ, and the day will run from 10 am to 3pm with short worship, reflection and prayers offered. It will be a day to bring your own lunch that we eat around a table and talk. The morning and afternoon times will be quiet for each to use as they wish: reading and walking are often favoured. The choice is yours. Do please consider joining the day, or part of the day only if that is all the time you have. Hugh Mothersole has offered to co-ordinate and he can let you have more details as they become available so please contact Hugh to register your interest on 01787 222211 [email protected]

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JUNIOR CHURCH

December was very busy for Junior Church with lots of children taking part in our brilliant nativity play. The excitement was too much for some of our stars, with Joseph falling off his chair, the star refusing to go very far up the aisle, the stubborn donkey and the shepherd on a hopper making it a memorable event for everyone! The travelling crib was also very busy going around to lots of houses in the village (find out more on page 13). We hope those of you who had this enjoyed it: for those who didn’t participate this year, we will be doing it again next year so be sure to get your reservation in early in the autumn! The February service is on the 1st, so we hope you will join us for more exciting activities, including a craft option. Alison McKeown and Ginny Jeggo 12 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 13 Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 13

THE TRAVELLING CHRISTMAS CRIB

During the month of December, a portable stable was used by the Junior Church as a means of taking the Christmas story into the homes of the families whose children attend our All Age Service and Junior Church on the first Sunday in each month. Made by Alison McKeown and Margaret Hill, it is aimed at toddlers and small children. It is covered in child-friendly fabrics and the major figures from the Nativity story are all fashioned in knitted style. The aim is that parents can use it to tell the Christmas Story at home, thus extending and amplifying what their children have learnt in church. A candle and a pack of angels were included, so that each family could put an angel on its own Christmas tree. The Travelling Crib started its journey round the parish at the beginning of Advent (30th November last year), and by the time that it returned to the church for the Crib Service on Christmas Eve it had visited 16 families. It will be out on its travels again next Advent, so if you have young children, look out for details in the November edition of this magazine! 14 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 15

SPANISH GROUP The Colne Engaine Spanish Group is now in its third year. Since starting as complete beginners, the students have made good progress, and have said that they have found that a knowledge of the language has really added something extra to their holidays in Spain. Recently there have been requests for a new beginners class to start up in the village, so if you, or someone you know, is interested in learning the Spanish for how to buy drinks, tapas and meals, how to shop, make your way to the best places, find accommodation, and more besides, then... Ring the course tutor, Tony Greaves on 01787 472576 for more details. Alan and Kate Barnard, Diane Myhill and Terry Hawthorn can all vouch for what is a very enjoyable evening once a week in MARQUIS the Village Hall Annexe, and can give you more information. ESTATES QUIZ NIGHT Property Sales and Lettings in You are invited to a quiz night on the Halstead and surrounding villages. 14th March at 7.30pm at the Colne All types of property continually sought for buyers and tenants. Engaine Village Hall, in aid of The Competitive rates. Children’s Society. Tickets cost £6 A personal, professional, each, teams of 6. Please bring your reliable service. own drinks and nibbles. Established 1990. Tickets are available from Contact Jonathan White on Rita Prior on 01787 223867. 01787 476888 St Andrews Cottage, rear of 21, Head Street, Halstead CO9 2AU 16 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 17

OUR PARISH COUNCILLORS Members of the Council work hard to make sure that Colne Engaine remains a beautiful and tranquil place to live. So if you have any comments or suggestions please feel free to contact them. Members of the Council Chairman: Cllr. Darran Lingley 01787 224166 [email protected] Vice-Chair: Cllr. Patricia Taylor 01787 224876 [email protected] Members: Cllr. Alan Barnard 01787 224709 [email protected] Cllr. Richard Jones 01787 220163 [email protected] Cllr. Stuart Rust 01787 224434 [email protected] Cllr. Tim Everitt 01787 223612 [email protected] Cllr. Lucy Orrow 01787 224786 lucy@@colne-engaine.org.uk Roles & Responsibilities for the Members & Clerk ASSOC OF LOCAL COUNCILS: CLLR TAYLOR & THE CLERK Clerk (part-time): Terry Rootsey FESTIVAL COMMITTEE LIAISON: CLLR BARNARD FINANCIAL CONTROL: CLLRs BARNARD & EVERITT 3 Box Mill Cottages, Box Mill Lane, FOOTBALL CLUB LIAISON: CLLRs LINGLEY & RUST Halstead CO9 2DR FOOTPATHS & TREE WARDEN: CLLRs TAYLOR & LINGLEY t: 07946 096331 TOWNLAND TRUST: CLLRs LINGLEY & EVERITT [email protected] FUNDING FOR VILLAGE PROJECTS: CLLR LINGLEY & THE CLERK www.colne-engaine.org.uk RECREATION GROUND: CLLR LINGLEY PLANNING LIAISON: CLLRs TAYLOR & RUST ALLOTMENTS: CLLRs BARNARD & EVERITT VILLAGE HALL COMMITTEE LIAISON: CLLR JONES YOUTH CLUB: CLLR JONES VILLAGE SCHOOL COUNCIL LIAISON : CLLRs LINGLEY & JONES WEBSITE: CLLRs JONES & ORROW Colne Engaine Parish Council meets at 8pm on the 2nd Thursday of each month, except August, in the Jubilee Annexe of the Village Hall. Public and press are welcome to attend and at the beginning of each meeting a 15 minute Public Session is held for non-members to address Council on items specified on the agenda. Please feel free to e-mail, telephone or post a note through the Parish Office post box about any items you would like added to the Agenda and/ or noticeboard, or anything you would like to report to the Parish Council. 18 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 19

NOTES FROM THE PARISH COUNCIL I hope you all had an enjoyable Christmas and wish you a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. Since my last notes there have been two Parish Council meetings, both of which had unusually light agendas. The full minutes for those meetings can be seen on the website www.colne-engaine.org.uk. Some of the matters discussed were: Planning Application: Erection of extension to garage to form double garage at 2 Shellcroft CO6 2JE. Members of the Council had no objections or comments. Parish Council dedicated phone line. Following the Clerk’s house move, it was decided that the most cost effective method of rearranging the Council’s phone line would be to have a dedicated mobile phone. The new phone number is 07946 096331. 2015/2016 Budget As you may be aware central government has cut its funding to local Councils with Braintree’s funding being reduced by 15.4%. In turn the Parish Council’s Localism Grant has been reduced by the same amount. With this in mind the Parish Council has managed to keep its projected expenditure at the same level as last year which was actually reduced from the year before. We clearly will not have any figures until the Council Tax bills are published but it is likely that there will be a small increase to cover the reduction in the Localism grant. Highways Various street lights not working, large pot hole in Mill Lane, lump in middle of road on Halsted Road: Clerk to report. Resident expressed concerns about speed of traffic in Brook Street. A residents’ speed watch has previously been considered but faltered due to lack of sufficient volunteers. Regards to all, Terry, Clerk to Colne Engaine Parish Council

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CAROLS ON THE GREEN

Hark! What was this celestial procession floating to the village green on the 12th December? A host of angels you say? A heavenly choir? Or was it Nick Chapman leading a torchlight parade of happy carollers from the church to our village Christmas Tree? Yes it was our annual ‘Carols on the Green’ event and a wonderful time was had by all. We were kept warm by the mulled wine and a burning brazier and the warm glow of singing so delightfully together! Thanks to Nick for leading the singing and to everyone else for joining in (when will we learn all the words to The Twelve Days of Christmas?) Thanks also to Ginny Jeggo for organising the torchlight parade, the 5 Bells for mince pies, Pat Taylor for the electricity, Sam Blackwell for the logs and all the other volunteers who always turn up and just ‘make stuff happen’. £124 was raised for the Children’s Society. We look forward to seeing you again in December 2015! By village correspondent Scoop McPencil, of the Festival

FOOD BANK

Hunger is an issue in both developing and developed countries, as many who support the Food Bank movement well know. Started some 3 years ago, the Halstead Food Bank is open every Monday from 11am to 3 pm, and during December it was very busy indeed. Since April, it has helped 340 people in the Halstead area, including 132 children (as reported in the Halstead Gazette on the 12th December). If anyone would like to donate tinned or package food, please leave it in the back of the church, but remember, it must have a 6-month sell by date! Please contact Jane Lambert on 224220 if you can help or have any items that need collection.

NSPCC If anyone is doing a New Year turn out, don't forget that the NSPCC would love any second-hand books in good condition. I am very happy to take them over to the store in West Bergholt for their annual sale which is held in October. They start sorting in The New Year! Please contact Jane Lambert on 224220 if you can help or have any items that need collection. 22 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 23

THE MIGHTY OAK

This is my favourite tree and I should think that I share this with many other people! It is often said that the country’s success was built on Oak– we have used the wonderfully strong wood for so many different purposes. It is in the frames of our older houses, and built many ships used for trade (and war). The Latin name of the English, or pedunculate, Oak is Quercus robur which means “strength”. In case you are wondering what on earth is meant by pedunculate it means that the acorns hang down on little stalks. The Oak is also a magnificent tree for other wildlife. They support more other species than any other tree, with some studies claiming they can support around 400 invertebrate species. The acorns are food for many birds and animals, such as Jays and squirrels, and in the past, before commercial wheat production, people would grind acorns to make flour for a type of bread. The leaves break down easily and produce excellent soil conditions around the trees. Many creatures also find homes in the tree – Oaks are common places to find woodpecker holes, and the smaller species of bats can be found roosting under loose bark. They are also a host to many types of fungi. Not all fungi are harmful to trees, much of it actually helps with nutrient exchange in the roots and therefore assists the tree in growing. Acorns are not generally produced until the tree is at least 40 years old; but this is still the childhood of an Oak. One of my favourite sayings about the tree is about its longevity: “300 years growing, 300 years resting and 300 years gracefully declining”. There is a register of ancient trees at www.ancient-tree-hunt.org.uk so if you want to search out some really old examples this will help. Marks Hall has quite a few listed. Ancient trees tend to have a huge girth, with possibly the oldest Oak in Britain, the Bowthorpe Oak in Bourne, Lincolnshire at around 1000 years, having a girth of 12m 30cm. I think that often trees are one of the things in the landscape we take for granted, a backdrop to our lives. When I lived in central Scotland one of the things that I missed most about England was the trees, there just aren’t as many large trees dotted about. Essex is one of Britain’s least wooded counties but we are still able to see plenty of Oaks, and other lovely species, at field edges and in small areas of woodland themselves. Next time you’re out for a walk look up and take some time to appreciate them! Hannah Elkington (pictured with her new baby Martha Rose)

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‘JOE’ SIDNEY CHARLES BARNES: 12TH JANUARY 1927—12TH DECEMBER 2014 Joe may have been christened as Sidney Charles, but he was always called Joe, and it was as Joe that he was remembered at his funeral, on 23rd December. Joe Barnes’ christening, marriage and funeral all took place in the church of Colne Engaine, the village where he lived his whole life. Not many of the people living in Colne Engaine now, and contributing to its community life, were also born here, but we should pay tribute to someone who was so much a part of the village, albeit in an unassuming way. As his daughter Jennifer said in her tribute to her father, ‘he was a familiar figure around the village and so many people have mentioned to us that they will miss his easy going personality and happy smiling face’. Joe lived his whole life in Colne Engaine apart from his national service; he joined the army when he turned 18 in the final year of the Second World War and served in Italy, Egypt and Palestine. Joe Barnes was born in a cottage on Green Farm Road, the youngest of nine children, before the family moved to Brick House Road. He went to the village school and then school in Halstead until he was 14. When he left school he started working for Hunt’s, at the Atlas Works, but couldn’t stand being shut inside all day, and soon left to work for Bone’s, one of the two builders then based in Colne Engaine. It was at about this time that he noticed the daughter of the landlord of the Five Bells, Benita Goodwin. Once she had caught his eye, he knew she was the girl for him; Benita was also the Secretary of the Colne Engaine Football Supporters club. Joe played centre for the Engines and Dickie Page, ‘the Alex Ferguson of the Engines’ always said Joe could have played professionally. As Jennifer said in her tribute, her parents ‘became the Posh and Becks of their time’! Joe and Benita were married in 1951 and lived for two years with her parents in the Five Bells before moving into one of the two new council houses built on Road. There they brought up two children, Jennifer and Graham, and lived happily together for over 60 years. They celebrated their Diamond wedding anniversary – with a party in the Five Bells where it all started! – in 2011. Benita told me that through out their marriage they talked everything over, and (almost!) always agreed on everything. There is no better way to finish this than with a comment made by his daughter Jennifer: “It is said that “A wise man is content with his lot, whatever it may be, not wishing for what he has not”. Then that must make Dad a very wise man as he was content with his lot – although his lot was not a lot in material terms but in the things that mattered most – a long and happy marriage, two wonderful children, four beloved grandchildren, friendship and respect of his peers, and good health.’ Cate Gunn 26 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

POPPY BOOK CLUB

The Poppy Book Club has been running for a number of years and meets approximately once every six weeks on a Wednesday evening, generally at the Five Bells. We all bring a choice of a book and vote as to which one we read then review at the next meeting. It is all very informal and we generally have a meal (optional), chat over the book and have a general gossip! If you would like to join us, the next meeting will be on 4th March at 7pm (for meal) or 7.45pm for book review at The Five Bells. If you want to come prepared, we haven’t yet chosen our book for the month (post-Christmas hangover comments are not required!), but if you would like to join us we always look forward to welcoming new members. For further information please contact Rita on 01787 223867.

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DECK THE HALLS… SOME POST-CHRISTMAS THOUGHTS It’s now the afternoon of Monday 5th January 2015 and I’ve just started to take down my own Christmas decorations. I always feel a little sad when all the greetings cards come off their strings and all the tiny glass and wooden ornaments are carefully wrapped and put back in the various boxes in which they will reside for the next 50 weeks. A lot of these baubles have some happy memory attached to them- like the very first tree decorations my husband and I bought for our very first Christmas together in our new home. There’s the little wooden nativity scene - it’s always hung at the top of the tree surrounded by various angels acquired over the years - and the Bavarian-style rocking horse given by a friend. Our tree is always topped by a star. This year it’s been a bit on the skew as it’s a little too heavy for the topmost branch but, heigh ho, it’s bravely hung on and done it’s job - as did the star that led the Wise Men to Jesus in the stable. Liz Pottinger

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COURTAULD MEMORIAL HALL & JUBILEE ANNEXE www.courtauldmemorialhall.co.uk The Revue held in November was very enjoyable and made us £460. Our Events Co-ordinator, Lucy Orrow, was instrumental in getting the show on the road. A big thank you to her and to those of you who participated or supported. Hopefully we can do it again perhaps later in the year The Colne Engaine Drama Society whilst not participating this year were very helpful in allowing us to use their equipment and stage lighting. We do appreciate the help and donations we get from users and from all of you who recognise the value of our Village Hall. Thank you to Rachel for decking the hall with so many beautiful homemade creations. We hope you enjoyed the Pantomine this year, always a popular event in the hall. A new Egyptian Dance class will have started on Monday evenings from 7.30pm so do join in for some fun and to keep fit and please contact Alistair or Rachel if you wish to start something new. The Annexe is also available for hire. We wish you a Happy New Year and we will continue to modernise and maintain the hall and grounds as best we can. We are all volunteers keen to see the community continue to have this facility to be used by the people of the village. It is nearly 100 years old, having been built in 1921 initially for the men of the village or those who managed to return from the Great War. We always need help, support and funds so please ”keep spending“ in 2015 and do try to come to the two events below. TRUSTEES: Chairman: Stuart Rust 01787 224434 [email protected] Treasurer: Ron Steele 01787 223852 [email protected] Lindsay Lane 01787 223073 [email protected] Geoff Marcoolyn 01787 222334 [email protected] Alistair McMillan 07720 847883 Secretary: Valerie Trew 01787 222956 [email protected] Hall Manager: Rachel Owen 07969 354393 [email protected]

HALL FUNDRAISER: HALL TIDYING MORNING Saturday 21st February 9am-12noon OVER 30s NIGHT An opportunity for villagers to join the Saturday 28th February 8pm-midnight Trustees to help with minor maintenance Do you wish that you could re-live your inside and out and for all Groups that use the youth with a dance to your favourite tunes and a few drinks? Hall to have help to spring clean their sheds. Then post your song requests on the Please come and help! Hall Facebook page, get your gladrags on and come and party like you used to! Tickets £5 from the Village Shop. STEAM CLEANER NEEDED Hot dogs will be on sale but please bring your own drinks. Donation(s) welcome (money or equipment!) For more information contact Rachel. Please contact Rachel. 30 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

CHRIS HAZELL CAR CARE ALL MECHANICAL WORK TO PATIOS FOUNDATIONS ALL VEHICLES UNDERTAKEN BRICKWORK ALL DIGGER WORK 30 years experience Servicing FENCING WATER SERVICE POINT DRIVEWAYS INSTALLATION MOT preparation and testing DRAINAGE & REPAIRS General Vehicle Repairs All aspects of groundworks and hard Collection and Delivery Service 07814 559583 / 01787 223348 landscaping carried out to a very high standard with all work guaranteed. CONTACT: PAUL WHITTLE 01787829396 / 07773474325 [email protected] Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 31

DID YOU KNOW?... A SHORT HISTORY OF THE SEXTON’S FIELD TRUST Historically, in this and many other parishes throughout the Church of England, a Sexton was employed by the Parish to look after its graveyard and to dig graves. As time passed by, the cost of these duties became more onerous than most parishes could afford, and the duties of the Sexton were taken up by voluntary labour in the case of maintenance, and undertakers as regards grave digging. In Colne Engaine we employed a Sexton until the mid-1930s. His payment was the rent from an allotment field in Brook Street known as the Sexton’s Field and held by the parish in the Sexton’s Field Trust, which was created in December 1914. After the demise of the role of Sexton, the Sexton’s Field was managed as part of the Parochial Church Council’s Churchyard Fund. This arrangement continued until 1981, when the Charity Commissioners insisted that the finances of the Churchyard Fund be separated from those of the PCC in order to have clarity of purpose and a level of independence from both of the original sponsoring bodies. The Sexton’s Field Trust was modified accordingly. The Trustees were named as two representatives from the PCC (normally the Churchwardens) and two from the Parish Council (normally the Chairman plus one other). The Trust was, and still is, responsible to both bodies for the management, maintenance and development as necessary of the allotment field in the interests of the village as a whole. The rent from the allotment holders was used for the upkeep of the allotments and the graveyard was cut and maintained wholly by parishioners. In the late 1980s, the equipment used by volunteers who cut the graveyard came up for replacement, and the PCC decided that it could not justify the cost of replacement. The voluntary cutting rota was replaced by a commercial contract to cut the grass during the summer, and this arrangement continues today. The Trust funded the contract from the allotment rental income and the interest on its capital deposits. Then, in the early 1990s, about half of the Sexton’s Field was sold to provide affordable housing for the village, and the Trust received a significant sum of money from the sale to supplement its small capital base. Over the period from the mid-1990s to 2007 the Trust continued to fund the graveyard grass cutting contract, despite its allotment rental income having been very much reduced. The shortfall was made up from the capital balance of the Trust. At the end of this period the capital account of the Trust had reduced to about £3,500, and at this point the then Trustees decided that no further erosion could be allowed. They therefore notified the PCC that each year they would pay for those cuts which could be funded without affecting their capital base, but thereafter the PCC would have to pick up the balance of the contract costs. The Trustees currently pay for the first 4 cuts out of the 10-12 required each year. The remainder of their income is used for maintaining and developing the allotment site. This year the Trustees have cleared an overgrown area at the bottom end of the allotments, levelled the ground and are about to remove the accumulated rubbish from it. It will then be offered to those people on the current waiting list for allotment sites. The current Trustees, under the chairmanship of Rev. Pete Allen, our Team Vicar, are: For the Parochial Church Council: Nick Orbell and Terry Hawthorn. For the Parish Council: Alan Barnard and Tim Everitt. 32 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 33

CEWM: COLNE ENGAINE WAR MEMORIAL: UPDATE The arrival of 2015 brings with it a number of significant events. The 100th anniversary’s of the Gallipoli Campaign, the Battle of Loos and the 2nd Battle of Ypres. Colne Engaine men were involved in all of these events at various stages. As for CEWM, we have two major events planned. The first will be our support again for the Essex Girls and Boys Clubs Charity Jailbreak on the 18th April. We will putting in two teams again this year. The EBGC support our village youth club. The main effort will be a real challenge – to get to the Helles Memorial in Gallipoli (Southern Turkey) in 15 hours. We will be doing this in WW1 Uniform. One of our war dead died there and is commemorated on the memorial. This coincides with the 100th Anniversary of the initial Allied landings that occurred on April 25th 1915. The Jailbreak rules state that we must not spend any of our own money achieving this. We believe we have secured sponsorship for the flights, but are seeking sponsorship to hire a car from Istanbul for the 5 hour road trip to the remote memorial and for the uniform hire. If you know any business or individual that would like to help us with this please do get in touch.

SAVESAVE THETHE DATEDATE 20thJune 2015 Colne Engaine Independence Day

We are hoping to hold a 24 hour Independence Day in the village and hope that lots of you will be involved. All households will be issued their own passports (in the June edition of this magazine) so you can travel freely. We may even have our own currency! Would you be willing to make your house an Embassy for the day and hold a related country themed event? Even invite an “official representative” from the country! The Royal Anglian Regt have already said that they are coming, and we hope to have some WW1 reenactors. In the evening we will hold a large 1940’s Dinner Dance Buy A Brick and we may even have a celebrity or two!! The more we You can make a permanent can do, the more we can all raise. Please let us know what investment in the new you can or would like to do. War Memorial. Lastly we would like to thank all of you who purchased £5 will purchase a brick at The Village Shop, our CEWM Christmas cards. We made over £250 profit The Five Bells or contact to go to the cause. Spike Townsend on Spike Townsend, CEWM Chairman 07782 105287 or 07782 105287 [email protected] [email protected] 34 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

GREENLAND – WALKING THE ARCTIC CIRCLE TRAIL (WELL, SOME OF IT) I’ve learnt that when you plan some sort of a trip away, you have to do the following: 1. set a date 2. discuss it well in advance with the family 3. have a vague idea about what to do when you get there. Don’t do the first two and I guarantee you will not go. After a short walk on the Arctic Ocean in 2012 a friend and I hatched a plan to get out into the wild again and see somewhere different, relying on ourselves to get through. I knew it was going to be hard as Greenland is vast; the size of Western Europe with a population the size of Torquay. It’s a big and lonely place if things go wrong and our start date in September meant we may well feel the bite of the Arctic winter. The plan meant carrying 30lbs of kit each for 8 days over 102 miles from Kangerlussuaq to Sisimiut on the coast and I was looking forward to the freedom of thought that comes from being in wild places. Plans do have to adapt though and unfortunately John had to make the painful decision that, for health reasons, he would not be able to do the full trek. We’ve known each other long enough to be honest and also that you cannot “bluff and hope”. Add to it all that we are not 21 anymore and it helped us decide we should carry on, get as far out on the trail as we could in 2 days and then work our way back. We had a plan! The scenery is huge; rolling hills and nameless lakes covered with low scrub of dwarf birch and willow, beautiful in Autumn colours. There is no real path as such and marked cairns form the route. Fine when it’s clear but I was glad we didn’t get any of the sea fog that is common there; not whilst relying on 1:100,000 maps. In three days we saw no one and our only company were Arctic Hare and Reindeer. The first night saw us camped by a lake making hot drinks and freeze dried chicken curry which is delicious when you are shivering and tired. Later I asked John what was on his mind as we stared down the lake and his response was “This view. It hasn’t changed since the last ice age and I’m pretty clear I need to look after myself, as it will not”. The weather set to rain for the return trip and the temperature dropped to zero with ice on the inside of the windows of the reindeer hunters hut we used on the last night. It is a stunning place to be and even though we were only away a few days I relaxed into the steady pace and the knowledge we only had to walk, eat and sleep. It’s a massive privilege to see places like this where there is literally no-one around, the silence is endless and the air so fresh you smell “civilisation” long before you eventually reach it. Inevitably there is a conflict between making the trip and knowing you are contributing Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 35 to the warming that is impacting the balance of things. Change is evident and the people I spoke to in Kangerlussuaq notice the difference in the seasons, the ice and the animals. Going brings you closer to it though and with that comes confirmation that we are all directly linked to its future. There are plenty of facts and figures flying about in the debate but the one that struck me was that Greenland holds 20% of the world’s fresh water in its 1.7 million square km ice cap. Enough to raise sea levels by almost 7m. I end up convincing myself it’s ok to go on the basis that I always take something away from seeing different places and meeting people whose culture and experience is so different to mine. It opens my eyes and I’m grateful so I’d encourage anyone who has them to take thoughts of seeing different things and turn them into a reality, whatever that might be. It will be good, I can guarantee that. For me, I have a hankering for cold places again and the Finnish/Russian border is in my mind. Er, Mrs W, can we have a chat! Nigel Warwick 36 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 37

WHIST DRIVES In the Village Hall - 6.30 for a 7pm start on Friday February 27th. A light hearted game of whist, coffee interval & raffle. Everyone is welcome - we’re always looking for new faces. Profits to the Village Hall Improvements Fund. DO COME AND JOIN US Ring Frances Simmons on 222872 for more information. Future dates: March 27th & April 24th.

School hall available for evening or weekend lettings If there are any local groups looking for somewhere to meet our school hall is available from 4.30pm to 10pm each evening and also at weekends, term time only. Mon - Fri before 6:00pm £13 per hour (plus 5% if heating required) after 6:00pm £15.50 per hour (plus 5% if heating required) Sat & Sun £15.50 per hour (plus 5% if heating required) For more information please call Bev Coltart on 01787 222717 38 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

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MOTHERS UNION February Meeting This month we are meeting at the Earls Colne Village Hall on Tuesday 10th February at 2pm. We are pleased to welcome Mrs Blatch from one of our favourite shops in Sudbury, Winch & Blatch. She will talk to us about the history of the shop. All are welcome. Praying Together We will meet at 10.30am on Tuesday 17th February for prayer and fellowship in Earls Colne Church. Please join us if you are able. This year, you will see in our Families Worldwide, all our Link Dioceses have been changed, and many new ones added, and the MU Theme for the year is “United in Prayer”. So please take a special look at Families Worldwide. Our link dioceses are found on page 73, the week 18th to 20th June, when we will remember them with our Wave of Prayer. ‘Jesus promises to be with all who join together in prayer’. Lunch and Fellowship We will get together at the Castle in Earls Colne for ‘food and fellowship’ on Wednesday 25th February, 12.15pm for 12.30pm. Dates for February National Marriage Week is celebrated 7th to 14th February, and Fairtrade Fortnight begins on 23rd February. Beryl Amy

COLNE ENGAINE WOMEN’S INSTITUTE Next meeting: Thursday 19th February at 7.30pm Topic: 'The History of Butlins - Clacton' by Mr Norman Jacobs. Competition: Something Holiday Related. Meetings are held on the third Thursday of each month at 7.30pm in Colne Engaine Village Hall. The WI offers opportunities for all women to enjoy friendship, to learn, to widen their horizons and together influence local, national and international affairs. Visitors welcome. Olive Green 01787 222150 40 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 41

VISIT TO HOLLAND—SEPTEMBER 2014 My daughter, Felicity, and I went with a group from Norwich for the commemoration of the 70th anniversary of the Liberation of Holland. This time we had four Veterans with us, aged 89-93 years. We were based in Venray, not far from Arnhem and the river Maas. We had five full days there, staying in a lovely hotel where we have been several times before. On the Sunday we took part in an annual Remembrance service in Venray War Cemetery where 700 British soldiers are buried. A lovely hot day - our Standard Bearer stood for about 80 minutes while many wreathes and flowers were carried up to the Cross of Sacrifice interspersed with speeches and translations. Uniformed Scouts and Guides and children carried up armfuls of long-stemmed red roses and laid one beside each grave. Next day we drove to the Reichswald Forest cemetery on the German border where there are 9000 graves. We put one of the small poppy crosses beside the headstones of 43 Norfolk soldiers there. Just into Germany we went to the scene of a battle where two of the veterans had been wounded, having our picnic lunch there while the stories were retold. Then to the village of Kervenheim where our wreaths were laid at the two memorials: one is for the Norfolks, the other for the German civilians. Many people shared our ceremonies and the short service in the church when The Lord’s Prayer was said in English, Dutch and German. Tea and huge slices of delicious cakes were served afterwards. One day we had our own ceremony at a Norfolk Memorial previously built by our veterans using Norfolk flints. The main purpose of our visit was to go to Helmond, the town which was liberated by the 1st Battalion of the Royal Norfolks on September 25th 1944. The Chairman of our group, now aged 90, was only 20 years old when he led his platoon into Helmond expecting to meet a German reception. Instead they were all overwhelmed by the thousands of welcoming Dutch people who crowded the streets. After laying our poppy wreath at our Norfolk Memorial in the town we went to a reception at the Castle, then lunch and a special service in the Liberation Park. Our four veterans were given 2014 medals and the widows had beautiful flowers. This was our last official visit, and it was sad to say good-bye to so many dear Dutch friends who have been so kind to us for many years. Neville Bird

EARLS COLNE HERITAGE MUSEUM www.echm.org.uk Current Exhibition: 1914 Centenary An exhibition to commemorate the start of World War 1 which includes the village as it was, recruitment, village hall hospital, losses, celebrating peace and the war memorial. Opening Times: Wednesdays, Saturdays & Sundays, 2-4pm. Admission free. The Old Water Tower, Massingham Drive, Earls Colne CO6 2SZ 42 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

FOUR COLNES SHOW 2015, BY FOUR COLNES HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY This year, the Four Colnes’ Show will be on 8th August and, as usual, will be at the Earls Colne Recreation Club. The schedule is being prepared and will be available shortly. The photographic and handicraft classes have already been set and are as follows: Photography: Class Subject Number 90 Patterns (set of 3 photographs) 91 Young and Old (set of 2 photographs) 92 Dawn and Sunset (set of 2 photographs) 93 Wild Weather (1 photograph) 94 Delicious (1 photograph) 95 People at Work (1 photograph) 96 Digitally Enhanced Picture: Andy Warhol Style Portrait (1 photograph) Photography for Children aged 8 - 12: 162 My Favourite Thing (1 photograph) Art and Craft: Class Max. Size 77 Reindeer made from scrap Notify if over 40 cm wide 78 Bookmark 79 Jewellery organiser, any medium 80 An item made from wood 81 Any other craft not covered by other classes Notify if over 40 cm wide 82, 83 Art, traditional and modern, as previous years 60 cm x 60 cm Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 43

COLNE ENGAINE PRIMARY SCHOOL We have settled back into the new term and we are enjoying our theme of exploring the skills and knowledge needed to be historians and archaeologists. Key Stage One children are learning all about Kings and Queens; real ones and those in fairy tales! Key Stage Two classes are exploring Ancient Egypt, which will undoubtedly include some gory fact-finding about mummies! Our new School Council was busy last term, working hard to ensure that our children take an active role in decision making in our school. They have already managed to persuade us that we should have school ties to mark the transition into Class 4 and after several designs were developed, the children voted for a very grown up striped tie in red, yellow, grey and black. Almost every child in Class 4 now wears a tie and they look very smart. Our new FACES committee has made a great start in supporting our school. Their first big event was the Christmas Fair and after much frenzied activity to get the stalls up and the magical grotto created, it was a huge success. The new committee was delighted with the level of support received from parents, carers, staff, children and the village community for this event and, with your help, raised over £2,000! This is an amazing achievement and I would like to thank everyone involved We have been revisiting and refining strategies in school to support children in developing a ‘growth mindset’ approach to their learning and it is rewarding to see this really taking off with our learners. Mindset is a simple idea based on the theory that people either have a ‘fixed mindset’ or a ‘growth mindset’. In a fixed mindset, people believe their basic qualities, like their intelligence or talents, are simply fixed traits that we are born with and that can’t really be changed. In a growth mindset, people believe that their basic abilities can be developed through dedication and hard work. This view creates a love of learning and a resilience that is essential for great accomplishment. Although people differ in their initial talents and aptitudes, interests and temperaments, everyone can change and grow through application and experience. We encourage children to have a positive view of making mistakes, as this is the first step to new learning. If mistakes are never made, then we think that the learning is not challenging enough! We support children to aim high and set challenging aspirations. By using feedback and teaching to help children to recognise exactly what they need to do to refine their skills or develop their thinking further, they are surprising themselves at what they can achieve! We value and praise effort and resilience in learning - which in turn lead to outcomes which make our children justifiably proud. Julie Sarti 44 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 45

I'm very pleased to report that we had a great Autumn term at Youth Club, now with 35 members. When we add young leaders and guests, our club was attended by a total of 57 young people over 8 different club nights. We played lots of football, pool and table tennis, tried out some African drumming, found out about foraging, danced and sang, made a poppy wreath (which was laid at the church on Remembrance Sunday by members Josh Lingley and Sam Jones), played chess, raised £162 for Children in Need with a night of mocktails and games, enjoyed a gig from founding club member Cameron Scorer’s band ‘The Rising’, went on a night walk, played muddy manhunt, decorated cupcakes, took the whole club to Rollerworld, ate LOTS of sweets and all stayed friends! Thank you unreservedly to the volunteers who provide help and support. My personal thanks go to the Committee, without whom the club would not run, and to Lisa Brady and Young Leader Lily Knightley who volunteered at every session. Lisa, mother of club member Mason, has very kindly stepped forward to be Club Leader and parents will see her each week at the club where she will manage the sessions with the support of the Committee. We are very pleased as she is a great asset to the club. We are looking for a new Volunteer Treasurer as unfortunately Jane Lewis, our Treasurer since Summer 2013 , is not able to continue in the role. If you can use a spreadsheet you can do this job, which involves about 20 minutes a week to manage the club funds and report at 4 meetings a year. Jane is very happy to support the new volunteer until they’re comfortable and the club will pay for some training if desired. Please contact me if you can help. Remaining Club Nights this term are 7-9pm on these Fridays: 6th & 13th Feb, 6th, 13th & 20th March. Juliet Townsend, Acting Chairman 07984 794004 [email protected] 46 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

MOTHER, BABY & SENIOR CITIZEN’S LUNCHES WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TODDLER GROUP OUT TO LUNCH EVERY FORTNIGHT? in the Village Hall every Three ladies from Wednesday morning 10 – 12noon Crossways Church (term time only).£2 per family. Fellowship cook a 2-course meal Drinks and biscuits for up to 40 people at Earls Colne for the littlies. Village Hall every other Tuesday Fun, play, art and at 12.30pm. Sometimes a craft projects and friendly chatter. professional pianist serenades Tea, coffee, biscuits the diners! Cost £3.50. and the occasional Free transport is available. cake for grown-ups. Next lunches:

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Characters I've harked on about this before but we've got a crisis approaching and I don't know how to fix it. Our village is running out of characters! What prompted this line of thought was a quick chat with Doreen Wood (widow of the late great John Wood) while she was in having a lunch with her lovely family. Twelve years ago John was an active member of the Monday Night Club; they were very hospitable to me as a new landlord of the Bells and told me the rules of the Monday Club which were very similar to rules of "fight club"- primarily there was no Monday Club if anyone asked! They also told me a lot of other things that I should do as the custodian of the Bells but that's another story. Anyway, getting back to John, who would attempt many times to finish a joke but mostly spent the time laughing at it before he delivered the punch-line. John and his jokes were legendary, and 12 years after his passing we still bring up a particular joke about an anagram of solicitors that can't be mentioned here. But here's the problem. How do you classify a 'character' and if you planned to be one, not that this is an option, what would you need to do? So ‘help!’ before our village becomes sterile and barren of characters. We need to encourage them out into the open, making the village a richer place to live. O.C.E or C.C.E This summer Colne Engaine War Memorial Committee plan to have an Independence Day for Colne Engaine on 20th June. This gives us many opportunities for having a bit of fun, but I also think it would be a good opportunity to recognise people in the Village who work so hard to keep it flourishing with its plethora of clubs and societies. They also protect its culture and help guide its future. I know it's a bit brash of me but I want to put forward a couple of nominations for the honour Companion of Colne Engaine in no particular order. Cllr Pat Taylor for her unceasing dedication to the village and its future, and Terry Hawthorn (I know he will blush at this) for his empathy and compassion for the residents of the village. These two characters (see previous paragraph) deserve recognition far more than some of those on the Queen's New Year's Honours List. So remember life is so short it can't be measured in the light of the sun. Quite often snuffed out, deleted before its begun. We spend so much of it in worry we lose sight of the realness of it all. Our problems seem to dwarf us with dark shadows but in essence are all pitifully small. The only legacy that we leave behind is the feelings that the sound of your name makes on others hearts and minds. Live long and prosper The Landlord 50 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 51 Have you got an idea for a 2015 cover for this magazine? Send your design to the Editor and you may find yourself a cover star! The magazine is produced in Microsoft Publisher, so please submit designs or ideas as .jpg, .png or .pub format.

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THE NORTH HINCKFORD BENEFICE SINGERS Singing in St. Andrew’s, Earls Colne Choir is not without its opportunities - whether it’s singing at Bury Cathedral or Chelmsford Cathedral or going to sing at Colne Engaine or White Colne, they are all enjoyable experiences. In September, another exciting opportunity arose in the form of a pink A4 letter that appeared on the Earls Colne Vestry noticeboard. It was asking for singers to help form a new group to mark the end of North Hinckford Benefice’s year-long centenary celebrations. Margaret Hill and I discussed whether we should go along but, unfortunately, the rehearsal dates were not convenient for her so I decided to go it alone. There were six rehearsals in all - three at Foxearth Church and three at Belchamp St. Paul’s Church - with concerts taking place at Belchamp St. Paul’s, Foxearth and Great Henny Churches. Ian McMillan, the Liston Church organist and Choirmaster, was our conductor. He proved to be very enthusiastic, inspirational and fun. The choral music Ian chose for ‘Our Year in Song’ reflected the church calendar. The programme allowed us to sing works by Vaughan Williams, Elgar, Mozart and Rutter, with excerpts from Stainer’s ‘Crucifixion’, Fauré’s ‘Requiem’ and ending with Handel’s ‘Hallelujah Chorus - a truly inspirational opportunity. Joining the Benefice Singers enabled me to meet new people and to explore the intricate highways and byways of North Essex, as well as discovering beautiful little churches I didn’t know existed. I also met Margaret King, the North Hinckford Team Rector, as well as Sally Womersley, the new Team Vicar. The choir members were all staunch supporters of their local churches brought together not only by their beliefs but also by their love of music. Ian McMillan is planning a performance of Stainer’s ‘Crucifixion’ for Easter- so watch this space! Registered child minder Liz Pottinger in Colne Engaine Contact Jayne on 01787 221864 Email: [email protected] Member of NCMA - CRB checked Insured - Paediatric first aid trained 54 www.colne-engaine.org.uk Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 55

CHRISTMAS GONE—AND YOU HAVE SOME NEW GOODIES Following Christmas a lot of us would have been lucky to have received some rather nice gifts... What did you do with the packaging? Left it by the roadside for the recycling collection? What better advert to the thief of where to find some new things to steal. Where possible fold the boxes inside out, or tear the box up, or package it in something else, or take it to the recycling centre yourself. How many of us have thought about recording the serial numbers of, or property marking, our gifts? Be they cycles, electrical goods, garden equipment or mobile phones, they may have a serial number. You can record your serial numbers free of charge at www.immobolise.com/index.php There are also a number of property marking products available like indelible pens, SelectaDNA, SmartWater, CRE mark by CRE products, to name but a few. Mobile phone and personal music devices: Don’t forget to make a note of the IME number of a mobile phone (to find it key in *#06#). With this, if it’s stolen you can block it. Many mobile phones and computers come pre-loaded with security and tracking software- make sure that it is activated. You can download an “App” on mobile phones to find your phone and, more importantly, wipe that data stored on it. Check your “App store” or mobile phone provider. When texting or talking on phones, or listening to music, remain “in touch” with your surroundings: a number of road accidents, thefts and assaults occur when we fail to note what’s going on around us. Don’t forget to pass this on to the children. If you would like further crime prevention advice contact your local Crime Prevention Advisor by using the Police Non-Emergency Telephone Number of 101. Stephen Armson-Smith , Crime Prevention Advisor 56 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

PUBLIC BUS COLNE VALLEY COMMUNITY BUS Colne Engaine to No.83 EVERY MONDAY TO BRAINTREE Mon, Weds, Thurs & Sat. The service stops in the villages and in From The Green. Halstead and as long as it is safe to do so, 9.17am arrives at Colchester Bus Station the bus will stop along the route within at 10.10am the village when hailed. 1.22pm arrives at Colchester Bus Station For help boarding or leaving the vehicle, at 2.15pm or with shopping bags, just speak to the Colchester to Colne Engaine No. 83 driver. The service is fully accessible, but Mon, Weds, Thurs & Sat please would passengers in wheelchairs From Town Centre, Head Street phone ahead on 01376 557896. 12.18pm arrives at the Green at 1.20pm FARES, payable on the bus Saturdays Adult £2 (single or return) 4.20pm arrives at the Green at 5.15pm. 5-16yrs £1 (single or return) Under 5s Free Colne Engaine to Halstead No. 329 Concessionary bus passes must be shown Fridays only. From the Green; to receive free transport. Concessionary 11.03am arrives on High St at 11.23am bus passes are available from Braintree and Butler Rd Car Park at 11.25am. District Council on 01376 551414. Halstead to Colne Engaine No. 329 Timetable Fridays only. 11.10 White Colne, Heatin’ & Eatin’, 2pm From Butler Rd Car Park and 2.02pm Colchester Rd High St; Arrives at the Green at 2.22pm. 11.13 White Colne, Village Green 11.14 Earls Colne, Tey Road, Lowefields Colne Engaine to Sudbury No. 323 11.20 Earls Colne, Hillie Bunnies Thursdays only. 11.23 Earls Colne, De Vere Road From Shellcroft or The Green; 11.26 Colne Engaine, The Green 9.35am (Shellcroft) or9.36am (Green) 11.31 Halstead, Market Hill arrives at Sudbury Bus Station 10.24am 11.32 Halstead, Bridge Street 11.55 Braintree, Sainsburys Sudbury to Colne Engaine No. 323 14.00 Braintree, Sainsburys Thursdays only from Sudbury Bus Station; 14.18 Halstead, Bridge Street 1.30pm arrives at the Green at 2.18pm and 14.19 Halstead, Market Hill Shellcroft at 2.19pm 14.24 Colne Engaine, The Green 14 27 Earls Colne, De Vere Road Full details of all the above timetables, 14.30 Earls Colne, Hillie Bunnies including all stops, are available from 14.36 Earls Colne, Tey Road, Lowefields www.travelineeastanglia.org.uk 14.37 White Colne, Village Green 14.40 White Colne, Heatin’ & Eatin’, Colchester Rd Does not operate on Bank Holidays. Colne Engaine Parish Magazine February 2015 / 57

LIST OF DEFIBRILLATOR OPERATIVES WHAT TO DO IF YOU SUSPECT A HEART ATTACK Should you suspect that a person you are with is suffering from a heart attack or they have stopped breathing for whatever reason, Call the Ambulance Service first on 999. When, and only when you have taken this step, you may call any of the trained defibrillator volunteers on this list who will attend with the AED (Automated External Defibrillator) and assist you until the Ambulance Service arrive. Name First phone Second phone Darran Lingley 01787 224166 (5 Bells) 07715 991221 (Mob) Richard Jones 07813 746717 (Mob) 01787 220163 (Shop) 01787 223666 (Home) Brian Fleming 07967 949808 (Mob) 01787 224166 (5 Bells) 01787 222080 (Home) Barbara & Geoffery Marcoolyn 01787 222334 (Home) 07771 950735 (Mob) Jo Davidson 01787 223163 (Home) 07815 140568 (Mob) Suzie & Adrian Gasser 01787 224983 (Home) 07714 647696 (Mobile) PLEASE NOTE WE CAN ONLY ATTEND INCIDENTS WITHIN THE PARISH OF COLNE ENGAINE

24 Hour Call Out / All Work Guaranteed / Free Estimates & Advice OFFICE: 01787 462990 The Workshop, Wethersfield Road, Sible Hedingham, Halstead, Essex CO9 3LB 58 www.colne-engaine.org.uk

EGYPTIAN DANCING

With SUZANNA

(As seen at the Colne Engaine Review.)

Kick start your New Year Fitness Campaign by coming along to the Colne Engaine Village Hall, Station Road.

If you missed the taster session then why not come along to my weekly classes that start on Monday 19th January at 8pm.

The emphasis will be on Having Fun whilst learning the art of Egyptian Dancing in a Supportive and Friendly atmosphere.

Wear loose comfortable clothing and a smile.

For further information call Suzanna on: 07919 220807 59 www.colne-engaine.org.uk INDEX OF ADVERTISERS Accountancy 12, 26 Bed & Breakfast 28 USEFUL NUMBERS Bookkeeping 26 Builder 36 Church Car Care 30 St Andrews Church, Colne Engaine Carpet & Floor Fitting 8 01787 220347 Carpet Cleaning 28 Councils Chartered Surveyor 21 Colne Engaine Parish Council 01787 220200 Childminder 53 Braintree District Council 01376 552525 Chimney Specialist 38 Colchester Borough Council 01206 282222 Computer Services 17, 44, 46 Doctors Dog Grooming Services 47 The Elizabeth Courtauld Surgery, Halstead Dancing 58 01787 475944 Double Glazing 44 The Pump House Surgery, Earls Colne Electrician 48 01787 222022 Estate Agent 13, 15, 21 Schools Fencing 40 Colne Engaine C of E (Aided) Primary School Financial Services 18, 30 01787 222717 Fireplaces 50 Honywood Community Science School, Funeral Directors 27, 52, 54 Coggeshall 01376 561231 Garage Door Man 9 The Ramsey School, Halstead 01787 472481 Garden Services 12, 16, 30 Police Groundworks 30 Halstead Police Station 0300 333 4444 Gas Fitter 31 Village Amenities Groceries 24, 42, 43 Colne Engaine Village Hall 01787 223668 Insurance 20 Colne Engaine Village Shop 01787 220163 Landscaping 30 Earls Colne Post Office 01787 222258 Luxury Toilets 38 Village Groups Newspapers 24, 42, 43 Colne Engaine Village Archive 01787 222080 Osteopathy 30 Youth Groups Oven Cleaning 14 Colne Engaine Youth Club 07984 794004 Painting and Decorating 37 1st Earls Colne Brownies 01787 224175 Physiotherapy 10, 14 1st Earls Colne Girl Guides 01787 220065 Plumber 3, 30 1st Earls Colne Rainbows 01787 224913 Property Services 57 Pub 22, 32 If you are an officer of a club or group in Removals 6 Colne Engaine and would like to place Restaurant 27 information about the group’s activities School Hall 37 and events in the magazine for free, please Soft Furnishings 18 contact the Editor (p3). Solicitors 8, 16, 18 Swimming Pool 15 If you would like to advertise your business Tutor 9 in the magazine please see the inside front Village Hall 28 cover for advertising rates. Wood Burners 50 COLNE ENGAINE VILLAGE DIARY: FEBRUARY 2015 1 Sun Colnes Footpath Association Walk (p26) 8am + 10am 2 Mon Bellringing Practice, Egyptian Dancing (p58) 3 Tue Senior Citizens Lunch (p46) 4 Wed Mother, Baby & Toddler Group (p46) 5 Thu Thursday Prayers (p5) 6 Fri Youth Club (p45) 7 Sat Spring WOW Breakfast (p19) 8 Sun 10am 9 Mon Bellringing Practice, Egyptian Dancing (p58) 10 Tue MU Meeting (p39) 11 Wed Mother, Baby & Toddler Group (p46) 12 Thu Thursday Prayers (p5), Mobile Library (p26) 13 Fri Youth Club (p45), Mobile Library (p26) 14 Sat Valentines Nights at 15 Sun The Five Bells (p22) 8am + 10am 16 Mon Bellringing Practice, Egyptian Dancing (p58) 17 Tue MU Praying Together (p39), Senior Citizens Lunch (p46) School 18 Wed Half 7.30pm Term Thursday Prayers (p5), Bible Reading Group (p5), 19 Thu WI Meeting (p39) 20 Fri 21 Sat Village Hall Tidying Morning (p29) 22 Sun 10am 23 Mon Bellringing Practice, Lent Group (p5), Egyptian Dancing (p58) 24 Tue 25 Wed Mother, Baby & Toddler Group (p46), MU Lunch (p39) 26 Thu Thursday Prayers (p5), Mobile Library (p26), Lent Quite Day (p9) 27 Fri Whist Drive (p37), Mobile Library (p26) 28 Sat Over 30s Night (p29) DATES FOR YOUR DIARY Wednesday 4th March Poppy Book Club (p26) Thursday 12th March Annual Parochial Church Meeting Saturday 14th March Quiz Night (p15) Saturday 20th June Colne Engaine Independence Day (p33)