Tunkhannock Area High School Tunkhannock, Pennsylvania The Prowler January 2019 XIV, Issue XLVII

Local Subst itute Teacher in Trouble Former TAHS substitute teacher, Zachary Migliori, faces multiple charges. By MADISON NESTOR Former substitute teacher Wyoming County Chief out, that she did not report it originally set for December Tunkhannock Area High Detective David Ide, started to anyone. 18 was moved to March 18. School, Zachary Migliori, on October 11 when the When Detective Ide asked If he is convicted, he will was charged with three felony parents of a 15-year old Migliori if he knew that one face community service, and counts of distributing obscene student found pornographic of the girls he sent explicit mandatory counseling. material, three misdemeanor images and sexual texts messages to was a 15-year- Tunkhannock Area High counts of open lewdness, and on their daughter’s phone. old, he explained that he School took action right away three misdemeanor counts of The parent then contacted thought she was 18-years-old to ensure students’ safety, unlawful contact with minors. Detective Ide, who found because she hung out with and offers counseling to any This comes after the results after investigating that the many seniors. After being students who need it. of an investigation suspecting substitute teacher was using informed of one victim being Sources:WNEP, lewd contact with students a Snapchat account with the 15-years-old, Migliori said he WCExaminer, CitizensVoice proved to be true. According name ‘Zach Miggs.’ was disgusted with himself. to court documents, Migliori Two 17-year old females Judge Plummer set used Facebook Messenger also came forward, one of Migliori’s bail at $50,000. and Snapchat to send nude which said that she was scared His family was originally photos and sexual messages when she received explicit unable to pay it, but later to underaged females from messages, and immediately posted the bail releasing September to October of blocked Migliori. She also Migliori from the Wyoming 2018. mentioned that she was so County Correctional Facility. PROWLER STAFF PHOTO The investigation, led by uncomfortable and freaked His preliminary hearing Pennsylvania Farm Show NHS Shoe Drive By LOGHAN HIRKEY On January 5 the annual over come to experience this Donate your gently worn used Pennsylvania Farm Show was agricultural event, and and new shoes. back in town near Harrisburg, there was plenty to do at the By KIERAN CASEY PA. Although I didn’t have a PA Farm Show! chance to go this year, I went There were cider samples, raise funds with three years ago. There were wine competitions, cheese NHS by donating shoes in the thousands of people, hundreds competitions, honey extrac- front lobby of the Tunkhan- of venues, and even a cheese tion demonstrations, maple nock Area High School. sculpture! But what happened syrup extraction demonstra- All contributions will go to at the PA Farm Show this tions, hand crafted items Rise Against Hunger, an orga- year? displayed to test, a Farmer’s nization that helps distribute The Farm Show ran from Market, pumpkin contests, food and aid to the world’s January 5 to January 12. and multiple youth competi- most vulnerable. All shoes are Known as the largest indoor tions where kids throughout accepted; please help NHS agricultural exhibition in the the area compete with their and people in need. Donate PROWLER STAFF PHOTO nation, with 6,000 animals, animals. It could be pigs, today! 10,000 competitive exhibits, sheep, goats, cows, poultry, food at the court: mozzarella and 300 commercial exhibits. horses, and even rabbits! Of course, there is the infamous cheese cubes. It is located in PA’s capital, With plenty to do, the butter sculpture that you must Harrisburg, at the PA State Farm Show is something you see! Farm Show and Expo Cen- need to see at least once. Ad- If you need a bite to eat the ter. It has over 9,000 parking mission is free, and parking giant food court has an assort- spaces! is fi fteen dollars. Do not miss When I said thousands ment of foods, such as potato the experience next year! of people, I meant thou- donuts, fi ve-cheese mac and Sources: pennlive.com, farm- sands of people from all cheese, and the most loved show.pa.gov 2 THE PROWLER EDITORIALEDITORIAL VOLUME XIV ISSUE XLVII Clyde’s High Tunkhannock Area Letter from the Editor It’s going to be quite the year… School Surviv- High School By LOGHAN HIRKEY 135 Tiger Drive Happy New Year every- al Guide Tunkhannock, PA 18657 one! I am so incredibly ex- Now a little less declassified cited to have been promoted (570)836-3111 By CLYDE JENKINS to chief editor! Maddy and I Hello, and welcome to the Chief Editors have a lot in store for the rest second edition of Clyde’s Brendon Ely of the school year, including (declassified) High School Loghan Hirkey in this edition where Maddy survival guide. In my first edits weird hairstyles on PROWLER STAFF PHOTOS Maddy Nestor edition I talked about how to teachers! Dance, Chorus, Band, 4-H, survive the first month, now Assistant Editors A few facts about me are I and being the Public Relations that you’re getting used to the officer for the Steering Com- Ireland Clark love Fiji water, my mom is the concrete jungle, I’m going to mittee of 2021! Now that you Jacob Ezzo best mom ever (no really, ask show you how to not just sur- know about me, enjoy Emma Moran anyone), and I do a variety of vive but thrive in here. activities. These activities in- the paper! See you all again in Director clude Field Hockey, Lacrosse, March! First step: attitude. It’s father once traveled to Ger- 2019, and although the gym Kieran Bedford Martin Lu- many, where soon after being membership may not work out Advisor inspired by the Protestant Ref- this can. Without any motiva- Mrs. Staci Wiernusz ther King Jr. ormation Leader, Martin Lu- tion you’ll be swallowed up by work and hate high school ther, he decided to change his Staff Reporters Day more than ever, and that’s the as well as his 5 year old son’s opposite of what we want. So Serena Aumick More to learn name. MLK was such an intel- instead about worrying about Aurora Beaucheane about the honest ligent student, that while your weight or your appear- Donovan Curley and caring man. in school, he skipped ance for New Year’s, try ac- grades 9 and 12 before enter- cepting it, OR hear me out on Emelie Filer By KELCI WILSON ing college at the young age this. Focus on school and its Josie Galella With the approaching cele- of 15. While enrolled in col- work; it is a new idea but trust bration of Martin Luther King lege, King graduated with a me it works. As someone who Robert Jenkins Jr.’s legacy on January 21, it degree in sociology. Later in suffers from clinical procrasti- Ava Kidd seems an appropriate to his education he received his nation, I can tell you it is hard provide unknown insight into Cathleen Peters doctorate in Systematic Theol- to get out of, but if you the true life of MLK. King ogy. now you may make it. Samantha Shygelski was, and remains, an incred- In 1958, a decade before But that’s enough out Kelci Wilson ibly well respected and ad- his death in 1968, King barely of my mouth, here’s some mired man. His life is of great escaped an attempt at assassi- words of wisdom to get you importance to many and he nation on him. While signing through the year.highschool is well deserves the celebration copies of his new book Stride rough, theres no hiding that. of his accomplishments. for Freedom a woman came you’ll want to quit, there’s a Martin Luther King’s “I up to him and plunged a seven lot you’ll want to do during Have a Dream,” speech is one inch letter opener into his your highschool career. if you of the most famous speeches chest where the blade from it keep your head on straight and in all of history. We all know rested against his aorta. King out of trouble you might just it and the importance is holds underwent surgery and it was make it. for the turning point in soci- later revealed by surgeons that ety. King was a man of com- just one simple sneeze could passion and intelligence, while have killed him. After recov- many know this, there is much ering from his injury, King more unknown about him that revealed that he felt no ill will deserves recognition. This ar- towards his attacker. The kind of person Mar- ticle seeks to provide a greater tin Luther King was, is the knowledge of the life of Mar- kind of individual, most peo- tin Luther King lived. The ple would strive to embody. facts of his life that are not The compassion which he necessarily as well-known as exudes is both a sign of great others. For starters, the real birth maturity and self-control with- name of MLK was not Mar- in himself. The intelligence he tin, but instead, Michael. As shared with the world is a gift and should never be forgotten. a pastor in his time, King’s PROWLER STAFF PHOTO Both Mrs. Wisnosky and Mrs. A. Burke Source: https://www.history.com/news/10- rocked their casual styles. things-you-may-not-know-about-martin-luther- king-jr VOLUME XIV, ISSUE XLVII Entertainment THE PROWLER 3 Political Gaffes Diving into America’s favorite Communists! By MADISON NESTOR Karl Marx’s idea of com- regulations, the media ate it a better place. We are great…” munism is generally looked up. Conservatives everywhere down upon in the United came to a mass-realization In 1956, Soviet Premier States, so when a slight slip- that Clinton’s hatred for capi- Nikita Kruschev’s words were of-the-tongue mistake occurs talism fi nally came out. mistranslated into “We will surrounding communism, it bury you” to a Western am- is generally made into a big In 2018, Fox News reporter bassador, which obviously deal. Also, with media outlets Ainsley Earhardt claimed that resulted in mutual feelings of tracking politicians’ every the United States defeated peace. These misinterpreted words were thrown all over , it is seemingly impos- “communist Japan”. He ac- PROWLER STAFF PHOTO newspapers and magazines, sible for these mistakes to stay cidentally said this while and eventually Kruschev ad- dig you in”, meaning that out of the public eye. criticizing New York gover- dressed the misinterpretation communism will outlast capi- On a Friday afternoon in nor, Andrew Cuomo, for say- several years later, “I once talism. 2014, Hillary Clinton, speak- ing “America was never that said ‘We will bury you’, and ing at a rally for Massachu- great.” To conclude this article, setts governor candidate I got into trouble with it,” he here is a lovely Richard Nixon Martha Coakley, indirectly en- The extended quote of re- said during a 1963 speech in quote in response to the Wa- dorsed communism by stating, porter Earhardt on Fox’s show, Yugoslavia. “Of course we tergate Scandal tapes, “I was “Don’t let anybody tell you Fox and Friends, is “We will not bury you with a shov- under medication when I that it’s corporations and busi- defeated communist Japan, el. Your own working class made the decision to burn the nesses that create jobs.” De- radical Islamists … We’re the will bury you.” What Krus- tapes.” spite being said in the context most generous country in all chev actually was trying to of disagreeing with the effec- of the world. Yes, we have say more closely translated to Sources: nymag.com, japan- tiveness of Republicans’ plan our faults, but because of this “Whether you like it or not, times.co, BBC.com, thought- to reduce business’ taxes and country our world is defi nitely history is on our side. We will co.com

Warped tour: Update Anticipated Movies in 2019 From fi rst to one more? How many are Marvel? By IRELAND CLARK By CLYDE JENKKINS The last movie coming It’s no secret people miss Warped Tour, but a lesser known The New Year brings new out on July 19 is the live-ac- secret is becoming quite public. Warped Tour is coming back movies. The top three most tion The Lion King. The only for one last time. anticipated movies set to come visuals received about this When the legendary Warped Tour said its fi nal cross- out in 2019. movie are a trailer and pic- country tour would be 2018, all emos alike were crushed, The fi rst Captain Marvel tures. The trailer is short and but on ++e horizon is hope for a new day: Warped Tour 25th on March 8. This is highly concise, but there are already anniversary. A shiny beam of hope gleams in the distance and anticipated because the trail- criticisms. Some are saying it feels too good to be true. In a way it is, for this one will be ers don’t have good visuals, that the trailer doesn’t look different. It won’t be a full cross-country tour like the others potentially showing too much, as colorful and lively as the but instead stops at select locations. The exact stops aren’t and they are repetitive. Fans original The Lion King. Others known yet, all we know is that there will be an east cost, a also look forward to how the are saying the CGI looks bad west coast and Cleveland. new superhero will play into and the characters look ugly. What will this wonderful attraction hold for us is unknown the MCU and the aftermath However, we’ve only seen a but the wait is on. of Infi nity War. Fans are wor- trailer and pictures. The movie ried how the actress Bree Lar- comes out in the summer, so son will portray her character audiences will have to wait Captain Marvel. Thankfully, a bit to see if the movie is as fans won’t have to wait too bad as the trailer. long to see if Captain Mar- These aren’t the only mov- vel will be a great addition to ies coming out that are excit- the MCU. ing to fans but these three are The next movie is Aveng- especially anticipated. Fans ers: Endgame, debuting on are nervous to see how these April 26th. With the way movies will play out, and things ended in Infi nity many are hoping for the best. War people are dying to know Keep an eye out for these what happens next. What movies, because it won’t be does Thanos do next? What do long until they debut. the Avengers do and the other heroes? Everyone has many Source: www.marvel.com questions that need answering. 4 THE PROWLER NewsNews VOLUME XIV, ISSUE XLVII The Government Oscar Predictions Who will take home a trophy? Trump claims that he is prepared for the By IRELAND CLARK government to be shut down for years. With the end of 2018, and the start of 2019, award By SERENA AUMICK shows are common, and many already predict who will You may have heard of be nominated. The Golden Globes already passed, but the the government shut down Oscars won’t debut until February. While official nominations through the news or talk, have not been released yet, many critics and fans are but do you really know how PROWLER STAFF PHOTO speculating, these are my predictions for best picture, best many people are affected by museum, are said to be hav- actress, and best actor. this? Approximately 800,000 ing a “paid vacation”. While For best picture, I’d say is a tossup between A Star is people. The longest full gov- the essential employees of the Born and BlacKkKlansman. Both films received praise from ernment shutdown occurred government must continue go- both fans and critics. A Star is Born was directed by Bradley in 1995-1996. This full shut ing to work, un-paid. These Cooper, and starred both him and Lady Gaga. The music in down lasted twenty-one days. employees include social se- the film is obviously stunning and the story and relationship Donald Trump’s current par- curity workers. between Lady Gaga’s character and Bradley Cooper’s is tear- tial government shutdown has jerking and beautiful. BlacKkKlansman on the other hand Due to both Trump and the already lasted seventeen days tells the true story of an unbelievable plot that took place in democrats being unwilling to and Trump claims that he can the 1970s. The film is beautifully shot and has a nice musical even negotiate on a price for go on for years. score, though the music can be misplaced during some action the wall other than the 5.6 bil- The government shut- scenes. The film has a message about the violence between lion dollars Trump is asking down affects different people races and despite that, it can be quite funny and features some for, many people are going in many ways. For example, stellar comedy scenes. BlacKkKlansman is directed by Spike without pay. Although, they the people considered “non- Lee, who previously directed other beautiful films with a will get payback at the end of essential”, such as the people message, such as Her. the partial government shut- that work at the Smithsonian For best actress, it seems clear that Lady Gaga will win down. for her role in A Star is Born. She portrays a woman who wants to be a singer and ends up meeting Bradley Cooper’s Tiger Endangerment character. Gaga previously acted in other acclaimed pieces Population rapidly declining since the 1970’s such as American Horror Story. She did a great job in the By AVA KIDD show and an even better job in this film. With her skills in Within the past century, singing and acting, they both create a stunning performance. I their numbers will continue to the world’s tiger population don’t see any other actresses who could compare to her role, dwindle. went from 100,000 living in nor the acclaim it brought. On top of their miniscule the early 1900’s, to only 4,000 The best actor category is hard to predict this year. habitat, tigers are a popular remaining in the 1970’s. As You have great actors like Bradley Cooper, Rami target for poachers, who of today, the wild tiger count Malek, Christian Bale, and John David Washington. All these them and illegally market is around 3,300. The only actors gave amazing performances so it’s hard to choose. off their skin and bones. The subspecies that currently re- Honestly, best actor is up for grabs and we will just have to poachers typically use power- main within that population wait to see who will win. ful jaw traps to immobilize are the Bengal, Indochinese, Best picture, best actress, and best actor are arguably the and slay them; this method is Siberian, Malaysian, South top three most anticipated categories. Many great films used more often than shoot- Chinese, and Sumatran tigers. came out in 2018 so my predictions could be way off. The ing due to the bullet wounds The three most recent subspe- 91st Oscars premieres on February 24 so it is not too long a destroying their pelts, which cies that have gone extinct wait to see who will take home a golden trophy. are the Bali tiger in the ear- is the body part that the seller ly 1940’s, the Caspian tiger in receives the most profit from. will increase and leave the early 1970’s, and the Javan Ways that you can help less space for other wild- tiger in the mid-1970’s. The lead tigers out of endanger- life in the few jungles lives of tigers have been ment are through donating to that are left. Without our threatened for quite some time tiger research and protection help, the population will now with little progress made organizations such as the Cor- gradually decrease even in raising their numbers. bett Foundation, the Save the greater due to the mind- The most common Tiger Fund, Panthera, WWF, less destruction of our causes for tiger endanger- and Big Cat Rescue, to name a planet and illegal activi- few. These organizations work ties. The remaining tiger ment is expanding human PROWLER STAFF PHOTO residential and agricultural to limit poaching, protect and subspecies could go extinct areas and jungle destruction, link tiger habitats, rehabilitate as soon as within the next ten which happens to be the big wild cats in need, and work years as a result of human- cats’ habitat. The loss of habi- with governments to maintain ity’s negligence. As a school Sources: tigersincrisis.com/ tat means an additional loss of awareness. district, we can’t sit back the_status.htm, tigers.org.za/ food, water, and area to roam. Without tigers, other popu- and watch our school mascot tiger-conservation-groups. The jungles are vital to tiger lations will be thrown off. For struggle. life, and without their home, example, their preys’ numbers VOLUME XIV, ISSUE XLVII entertainment THE PROWLER 5 Scandalous Novels You Must Wolf Children Read A story for all. By CATHLEEN PETERS Banned books aren’t bad... The story of Wolf Chil- By JACOB EZZO dren is about a mother Many of the most renowned named Hana who falls in love literary works have a scandal- with a guy she fi rst saw at the ous past or a scandalous topic university. She fi nds out a se- that in its time created hatred cret - that the father is the last by conservative reviewers. descendent of the Japanese Many schools or even coun- wolves. tries banned these books for Hana gives birth to Yuki, many reasons. then to her little brother Ame. Doctor Zhivago written by On that day that Ame was Boris Pasternak in 1957 is born, Hana got wor- riddled with themes of loneli- ried about the father, so they ness, disillusion, revolution, went out in the rain to look for and the unpredictability of him. They meet a man who reality. When it was given to tells them that there’s a PROWLER STAFF PHOTO editors in 1956 it was rejected dog down the road and Hana spell, which is just to remind for its obvious rejection of runs to see if it is her hus- her to remember not to trans- socialism in Russia. After its band. It is him, and he ends up form into a wolf. As creation members of a branch dying. for Ame, he goes into the in the American government woods and learns how to be- The family can’t have a published the book in most come an adult wolf. countries except Russia. It be- funeral because he was a wolf The story is by Mamo- came a form of literary war- PROWLER STAFF PHOTO when he died. As years go by, ru Hosoda, It is illustrated by fare. crimes of passion. It has also Hana takes care of Ame and Yu and the characters are A Clockwork Orange, pub- been banned in many schools Yuki. Yuki goes to school designed by Yoshiyuki Sada- lished in 1962 by Anthony because of its content. and her mom gives her a moto. Burgess, was revered by edi- To Kill a Mockingbird, gia Line is from the album Evolve tors and reviewers because of the well-known literary clas- This band is a blend of Pop, 9. “Weekend” by Kane Brown its use of “hip” words. This Kane sings about “chilling on sic written by Harper Lee and Country, and alt rock, mostly book is unique for its time. the weekend” with friends and published in 1960, was so falling under the country Many themes are included family, watching the sunset, awe-inspiring that it earned genre, though this song is such as violence, rape, and TV, and fi shing Harper Lee a Pulitzer prize. about a couple who fi nd love crime. Many, if not all, The book points out the bla- is best when kept simple. 10. “Love Lies” by Kah- schools have banned this book tant racism and inequality 5. “Mercy” by Brett Young- lid & Normani- because of its adult subjects. This song is about lovers in the south during the early This is an opposite to the looking to each other for trust Lolita, even more scandal- twentieth century. Because of other love songs on the chart, and understanding, from the ous still, published in 1955, its strong use of profane lan- the song is just a pure note of movie Love Simon. it gave a new theme to litera- guage it made its way onto the sadness and remorse at a bro- ture: A man getting married to banned book list. ken relationship that Brett just a women to get to her daugh- wishes would end fast. ter. This book is fi lled with Sources: archive.nytimes.com, 6. ”In My Feelings” by Drake adult content such as rape and www.npr.org Yes, this meme of a song is still clinging to the charts after Apple’s Top Ten Chart gaining massive popularity This seems a bit familiar... over the summer. Drake is simply asking for commitment By DONOVAN CURLEY want to be known as hard-core from Kiki, KB, Resha, and JT, 1.“Natural” by Imagine Drag- partiers with the lyrics and the are these the same girl? The ons genre that they made this for. This song is still clinging in 3. “On My Way to You” by world may never know. 7. “You Say” by Lauren the chart’s top ten, from the Cody Johnson Daigle most recent album by Imag- After debuting in 2016 this ine Dragons, Origins, this newer artist has had to fi ght Lauren is pleading for some- song is heavy with guitar and his way to the top of the charts one to lean on as she doubts drums carrying the impor- and seems to have gotten her place and strength in the tant message to stand strong world in this 4:30 song. there, however the song he 8. “Whatever it Takes” by against your enemies. uses is very uneven in the fact Imagine Dragons- 2. “Young Blood” by Five that guitar went from being in Imagine Dragons protects the Seconds of Summer the background to drowning This band wrote this song to top 10 list by doing literally out the whole song in the end. “Whatever it Takes”. The song tell the world that they don’t 4. “Simple” by Florida Geor- entertainmententertainment 6 THE PROWLER VOLUME XIV ISSUE XLVII Bird Box Movie Review I swear I watched it fi rst… By LOGHAN HIRKEY On Friday December 22, I and proceeding to bash her It is only when Trev- knows she must go some- ante Rhodes (Tom) helps her where else with the children. was scrolling through Netfl ix head through it. Malorie real- She tunes into a radio when I saw a new movie star- izes what is happening and up and into a nearby home is she somewhat considered safe. and hears from a man who ring the lovely Sandra Bull- runs to her car, so she and her claims he has a place for her. sister can safely make it home. When she enters ock. It looked intriguing so I With a leap of faith, she takes Within twenty minutes of the the home, Douglas is obvious- decided to watch it, and what Boy and Girl on a wild boat movie starting, everything ly fi lled with rage and blames a ride it was. ride through the river, blind- Bird Box is un- around them is in complete Malorie for his wife’s death. folded. Of course, she like any movie you’ve ever chaos. It only gets worse when He is pretty salty the rest of takes her beloved birds she seen. It revolves around an Malorie’s sister sees “the his screen time in the movie. Other lucky individuals got at the grocery store in a invisible phenomenon that thing”. lives outdoors and makes are in the home trying to fend nice box with her. She crashes the car, and Through near death experi- people kill themselves in mass for their lives as the epidemic when she still isn’t dead, Mal- ences, they fi nally make it to suicide. The movie starts out rages on outside. Tom smartly orie watches her get hit by a a school for the blind. (At this with Sandra Bullock (Malo- insists everyone closes the garbage truck. What an . point I was sobbing because rie) and her sister going to the blinds to the windows, and Malorie, obviously terri- she almost lost Girl.) They are hospital to check on Malorie’s that was how the fi rst thirty fi ed, runs with the crowd until welcomed with open arms and growing baby. Like myself, tense minutes calmed. John Malkovich’s (Douglas) I don’t want to spoil the Malorie ironically meets her she does not want a child, and wife runs to her aid after she whole movie (although 45 baby doctor fi ve years later makes a lot of sassy jokes to has been pushed down. Out million people have already in this very place. To end the the doctor. However, having a of the kindness of her heart, streamed it) so let’s just say suspenseful, and depressing child is not her only problem. she sees that terrible thing and they live as best as they can movie on a nice note, they let Upon leaving the hospi- steps into a burning car. (How with no accidents except when the birds free in the sanctuary tal, the epidemic begins with Malorie still didn’t see the they go to the grocery store. to be with the other birds, and a lady looking out the window phenomenon is beyond me.) RIP to my favorite character. Malorie gives Boy and Girl Evolution of Rock Music About two weeks in, Dani- new names, Tom and Olym- Everything starts somewhere… elle Macdonald (Olympia) ar- pia. By DONOVAN CURLEY rives at their door; she is also Although I basically Rock music is a fairly new pregnant. She becomes close spoiled the whole thing, I genre. It was a craze for a with Malorie, which is a good highly recommend Bird Box. generation of kids who were thing for later on (spoiler It is thrilling and something looking for some kind of re- alert). new. Getting to know all the lease after having to conform A non-infected person is characters makes it all the to their parents’ lifestyles - it also let in and he basically ru- more diffi cult when they die. seemed the perfect outlet. ins the “peace” when he gets Also, whatever you do, DO Considering that it really everyone to look at the mon- NOT do the stupid Bird Box picked up speed in the 1950’s, sters, and everyone dies ex- challenge. It’s probably the the music isn’t quite what we cept for Tom and Malorie. most idiotic challenge to date. are used to calling rock to- Malorie now not only has to The Bird Box memes are fun- day. It was Buddy Hollie and raise her newborn son, but ny, though, look at them. And the Crickets and Elvis where Olympia’s newborn daugh- always be thankful we don’t groups used standing basses, PROWLER STAFF PHOTO ter as well. Malorie later have to wear ugly blindfolds! guitar, and drums. names them quite boringly Source: imdb.com The 1960’s used mostly The 1980’s and Boy and Girl. electric guitar, steel guitar, and 1990’s showcased the heavy For fi ve years the epidemic bass. These are the songs that hitting AC/DC, Twisted Sis- rages on and Tom and Malo- you will hear on the oldies’ ter, and Huey Lewis (and rie raise Boy and Girl. They radio stations. “Classics”, the the News). With groups like use blindfolds when they go bands/artists on this list would Nirvana, CREED, and Smash outside, and they use strings be Marvin Gaye, Rolling Mouth climbing in during the to get from place to place. Stones, and The Beach Boys. 90’s And of course, this was They must always be careful This music defi ned the gen- the time that most people will of the non-infected, who try to eration that went to Wood- remember Michael Jackson get anyone to look. stock and even those that did and moonwalking. Sadly, the movie yet again not. The 2000’s was ta ken takes a turn for the worse The 1970’s were run over by Sum41, the Killers, when Tom saves his “fam- by Kansas, Led Zeppelin, and and Nickleback. A time for ily” from the non-infected by Queen. This music seemed to massive growth, a new gen- distracting the non-infected, be a celebration in this period eration was born and we are which ends with him look- for all the wars that ended and PROWLER STAFF PHOTOS now looking behind us to see ing at the monsters and dy- confl icts resolved. where music leads now. ing. Malorie, quite distraught, School VOLUME XIV ISSUE XLVII THE PROWLER 7 TASD Broadcasting Recruit- Rhythm and how the ment School System Ruined it Looking for students interested in fi lm- Have the school systems been ing or commentating on sports If any student is interested We need people interested jeopardizing the quality of education in Sports Broadcasting or TV in taking a job of being cam- production, see Mr. Keown era operators, producers, and their students get? By JACOB EZZO in room 138 to join our new on-air commentators. Please TASD Broadcasting Team. talk to Mr. Keown as soon as We are looking to stream possible if you are interested many sports events and school in being on the TASD Broad- activities, including the spring casting Team. musical, The Sound of Music. Apps for School You know you’re on your phone all the time… By EMMA MORAN Let’s face the facts: the average teenager spends six hours a day on their phones. Six hours. You could be do- As most of you think, PROWLER STAFF PHOTO ing a lot more with those six school sucks. Most of you Records show that the hours, but, hey, I’m guilty of are tired, unmotivated, and unnatural shift in teen it, too. So instead of watch- irritated at the fact that you circadian rhythm makes ing vine compilations on have to wake up at 6 a.m. them more alert at night and YouTube, what if you spend to make it to school on therefore make it harder for one of those hours using these time. I understand your pain them to fall asleep before 11 free, helpful apps to help you because I too have to wake p.m. If you were to fall asleep succeed at school? up ridiculously early to get to after 11 p.m. and wake up at school at an ungodly hour. We 6 a.m. you would only get 1.Quizlet: Do you struggle PROWLER STAFF PHOTO are always so tired because seven hours of sleep, the bare with vocab? If so, Quizlet is a have a Remind, you can al- waking up to start the day at minimum recommended for fantastic app to use! It’s sim- ways ask your teacher to make 6 a.m. interrupts your natural adults. ple to use, and you can make one. sleep schedule. For those of Up until a few decades ago, as many fl ashcard sets as you you who do not know your students went to school at the need. It can be used to study 4.Headspace: If you’ve had natural sleep schedule aka the earliest 8:30 a.m. In the 1970’s other languages, too! Mrs. Wynn for gym, you’ve circadian rhythm or internal school attendance started probably heard of Headspace, body clock is the body’s to grow rapidly, so schools 2.Duolingo: Speaking of other and you might be rolling your ability to tell itself when to decided to consolidate their languages, Duolingo is a fan- eyes right now. Headspace is sleep. multiple bus school tastic app to help you study an app that helps and teaches Usually people become the system separated by schooling other languages. I’m cur- you how to meditate. They most tired around 2 a.m. - 4 level into a minimal bus rently learning French on it, have different meditation set- a.m. This, of course, is not system that lessened the as Tunkhannock doesn’t offer tings and lengths. If you’re good because if you only get amount of money needed to French courses. You can use it like me and have a thousand four hours of sleep there is no pay for busing to and from as I do, to learn a language the and a half things going on in doubt that you will not be at school. Students’ sleep and school doesn’t offer, or use it your head, doing a three-min- peak performance. That is not education quality has been to further the language you’re ute meditation to help clear completely set data and can jeopardized for decades to learning at school. your brain is helpful. vary from person to person; save a quick buck. Sources: www.sleep.org, www. 3.Remind: If you’re like me, I hope this helped! Maybe that is why some people seem sleepfoundation.org, www. cdc. you forget about assignments to always be chipper and well- next time you fi nd yourself gov, Adams Ruins Everything- Why and projects all the time. Re- scrolling though Pinter- rested. Teens Aren’t Getting Enough Sleep mind is an app that lets teach- est looked at recipes you’ll ers communicate with their never make, you’ll use one of students about assignments, these apps instead! extra credit, and other im- portant information. You can Source: qz.com also talk with your teacher if Other parts of the world do not even have formal schooling. Perhaps we you’re confused about some- should consider ourselves lucky and switch up our own personal bio- thing. If your class doesn’t rhythms? 8 THE PROWLER world VOLUME XIV, ISSUE XLVII New Year’s Resolution: Keep or Not? Is it worth it? By KELCI WILSON With the change of resolutions are often a tough something holding them back the New Year, many individu- concept to achieve for oneself from being there for them- als decide to be and do the and requires attention in cer- selves and will, hopefully, in things that are important for tain instances. time overcome that. them to accomplish. Some Some reasons for simply may follow through or some To complete something quitting on your resolution may give up along the way. that is an importance to you may include time to achieve PROWLER STAFF PHOTOS It seems more likely that a requires the willpower to do it it, unrealistic expectations for it is okay to sit back and de- person would simply reject or for yourself. It is important to yourself, or simply not be- cide if they can truly complete forget to complete their reso- set specific goals and at least ing ready to follow through it. lution for the year. New Year’s try. If a person’s motivation with it. Individuals may have feels as though it’s wavering, Popular Snacks around the World NYE in Other Countries Popcorn? Vegetables? Or something else. . . Other countries’ celebrations might By SAMANTHA SHYGELSKI surprise you. The more shards you have on By AURORA BEAUCHEANE your porch, the more friends Everyone knows that in the and family visited the night U.S. people often celebrate before. In Japan they have a New Year’s Eve with parties different reason for making and by watching the ball drop noise. They ring the bells in in New York City, but other temples 108 times to dispel countries have very different negative emotions. ways of celebrating. In Scot- In Bolivia they bake a coin land, New Year’s is a three- into a cake, and if you day long celebration. Starting the coin you are said to have on December 30, people go good luck for the next year. outside and hold torches on They also use baked goods in the main streets to form “riv- Ireland, where some people PROWLER STAFF PHOTO Let’s be honest, a good 90% They have a golden crispy ers of fire”. In Spain, people hit the walls with bread to get of what we eat is snack foods. crust and a soft doughy cen- start the New Year healthy by rid of evil spirits. In Sweden There is just a comforting ter. The Mediterranean and eating twelve grapes, one for they simply drop scoops of feeling you get from lying on Middle Eastern countries like each chime of the clock. If whipped cream or ice cream a couch watching TV while Greece, Cyprus, and Turkey you are successful, it is said on the floor to symbolize the shoving your face full of all enjoy fried dough drizzled you will have a prosperous richness of the year to come. popcorn. This got me think- with honey or syrup most new year. ing, what are some popular commonly called Loukou- snack foods in other coun- mades. The rich and diverse tries? There are hundreds cuisine of Brazil provides its of cultures all around the people with coxinhas, tear world, and they all serve dif- drop shaped croquettes filled ferent kinds of food, and since with shredded chicken or snack foods are the epiphany cheese for vegetarians. In the of food, they must be the best Netherlands you can enjoy the foods to eat from those coun- popular stroopwafels, a thin tries, right? waffle filled with a delicious In Pakistan, Samosas are a syrup like caramel, usually very popular snack food. They enjoyed with coffee. Japan has are fried triangles of dough many street markets, in which filled with meat, vegetables, you can usually find Taiyaki, and assorted spices. In Ven- fish shaped pancakes filled ezuela Arepas are a common with red bean paste, custard, In the U.S., noisemakers are a These are just a few snack food. They’re corn chocolate, or matcha cream. popular way to celebrate, but ways other countries cel- pancakes filled with whatever These popular snacks from in Denmark they have another ebrate. Although some may meat, vegetables, and cheeses around the world reflect the way of making noise. All year seem odd, they all have a you want. Probably the most cultures of their countries, and long they save chipped cups unique meaning. iconic South African treat are some of the most popular and plates for New Year’s would be Koeksisters, they things to try if you ever visit Eve. Then they go around to Sources: List 25, Green Glob- al Travel are a sweet fried dough twist the places mentioned. friends and family and smash soaked in a cold sugar syrup. the plates on their front door. Source: theculturetrip.com VOLUME XIV, ISSUE XLVII editorial THE PROWLER 9 Zodiacs Explained Get ready for a wild ride By EMMA MORAN If you aren’t living under If you were born between If you were born between a rock, you’ve probably heard July 23 and August 22, you February 20 and March 20, of zodiac signs. Maybe you are a Leo. Leos are a fi re sign, you are a Pisces. Pisces are a read your horoscope daily, or they are a fi xed sign, and the water sign, they are a mutable maybe you have a friend who lion represents them. Leos are sign, and are represented by blames everything in their life generous, warmhearted and the fi sh. Pisces are imagina- on their zodiac sign. Zodiac faithful, but also bossy, intol- tive, selfl ess and gentle, but signs are a part of astrology, erant and patronizing. also fl ighty, weak-willed and “the study of the movements If you were born between gullible. and relative positions of ce- August 23 and September 22, lestial bodies interpreted as you are a Virgo. Virgos are an Now you might be ask- PROWLER STAFF PHOTO earth sign, they are a mutable ing - what do you mean by having an infl uence on hu- you were born on the Cancer- sign and the virgin represents fi re, earth, water and air man affairs and the natural Leo cusp, which means you them. Virgos are meticulous, signs or what do you mean by world.” Astrology captured combine the qualities of emo- practical and intelligent, but cardinal, fi xed and mutable the minds of people, and there tional Cancer and fi ery Leo. are many questions circulating they are also worriers, perfec- signs? That’s a wrap! Next time about them. tionists, and conservative. you and your friends discuss How are Zodiacs assigned? If you were born between The signs have elements - your Zodiac signs, remember Your Zodiac sign is deter- September 23 and October 22, fi re, water, earth and air - as what you learned from this mined based on the position you are a Libra. Libras are an another way to classify them. The fi re signs - Aries, Leo article! of the sun on the day you were air sign, they are a cardinal Sources: zodiac-signs.org, astrologers. born, and which constellation sign and the scales represent and Sagittarius are known to com, merriam-webster.com, cse.ssl.berke- ley.edu, astrostyle.com, and astrology.com was behind the sun. For ex- them. Libras are romantic, be passionate, temperamental ample, if you are a Taurus, the sociable and peace-loving, but and fi ery (pun intended). The constellation of Taurus was they are also indecisive, gull- water signs - Cancer, Scorpio, Cats vs. Dogs behind the sun on the day you ible and stressed. Pisces - are intuitive, creative Which is better? were born. If you were born between and emotional. The earth signs But what’s your sign? October 23 and November 21, - Taurus, Virgo and Capri- By EMELIE FILER If you were born between you are a Scorpio. Scorpios corn - are grounded, loyal and The Cat vs. Dog Debate March 21 and April 20, you are a water sign, they are a stable. The air signs - Gemini, has been a popular argument are an Aries. Aries are a fi re fi xed sign and the scorpion Libra and Aquarius are known between pet lovers for years. However, is there an answer to sign, they are a cardinal sign, represents them. Scorpios are to be ever-changing, adventur- this debate? and are represented by the emotional, passionate, and ous and loving. The signs also possess Let us look at the pros and ram. Aries are known to be strong-willed, but also secre- qualities as another way to cons. Everyone knows the adventurous, energetic and tive, jealous and possessive. confi dent, but also quick- If you were born between classify them. The cardinal phrase, “a dog is a man’s best tempered, impulsive and im- November 22 and December signs - Aries, Cancer, Libra friend,” but I don’t think pet patient. 21, you are a Sagittarius. Sag- and Capricorn - each start off lovers give cats enough credit. If you were born between ittarius is a fi re sign, a mutable their respective seasons. They Cats are easy to take care April 21 and May 20, you are sign and is represented by the are natural leaders and thrive of, and you do not have to a Taurus. Tauruses are an earth archer. Sagittarius are opti- on creativity. The fi xed signs worry about them getting into sign, they are a fi xed sign, mistic, honest and curious, but - Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, and your garbage or walking them and the bull represents them. multiple times a day. Cats are also restless, superfi cial and Aquarius - fall in the middle Tauruses are loving, patient, for you if you want an easy pet impatient. of each season. They’re the and secure, but also jealous, planners and can turn creative that is usually calm and quiet. If you were born between Dogs, however, might be a infl exible and greedy. ideas into reality. The mutable If you were born between December 22 and January 19, better pet if you are looking for signs - Gemini, Virgo, Sagit- May 21 and June 20, you are you are a Capricorn. Capri- something fun and playful that tarius, and Pisces - are at the a Gemini. Geminis are an air corns are an earth sign, they will also be loyal to you for as end of each season. They are sign, they are a mutable sign, are a cardinal sign, and are long as you have them. the adaptable signs, able to and the twins represent them. represented by the sea-goat. Whether you are a dog fi t into any situation, and are Geminis are youthful, com- Capricorns are practical, am- or cat person, I think we can known to be prepared. municative and fl exible, but bitious, and responsible, but agree on the opinion that both also pessimistic, rigid and There is another factor that pets would be a great adjust- also superfi cial, inconsistent affects your sign - cusps. If and fl irty. over conventional. ment to any family, big or If you were born between If you were born between you were born in the fi rst or small. June 21 and July 22, you are January 20 and February 19, last fi ve days of the birthdates a Cancer. Cancers are a water you are an Aquarius. Aquarius for your sign, you were born sign, they are a cardinal sign, is an air sign, a fi xed sign and on a cusp. A cusp is when the and the crab presents them. represented by the water bear- sun is moving between the zo- Cancers are emotional, imagi- er. Aquarius are friendly, in- diacs. If you’re a cusp, you’re native, and protective, but also ventive, and independent, but a combination of the qualities of both signs. For example, moody, over-emotional and also unpredictable, detached PROWLER STAFF PHOTO clingy. and unemotional. if you were born on July 17, 10 THE PROWLER RANDOM VOLUME XIV, ISSUE XLVII Most Unhealthy Food Chains Children’s Pr oduce Market By JOSIE GALELLA When thinking of fast burger, as 90% of their items Helping the community food, health and nutrition have far more than the dai- The children’s produce with the registration deadline is not exactly what anyone ly recommended amount of at market blends the concepts of February 5. To register you would expect from it. Yet least one of the six nutrition of a farmer’s market, a food must fi ll out a form provided some chains still manage to categories, and over 50% of pantry and an after-school to children. If you have not take people by surprise with their products are ranked in food program. The program is received one please check in how detrimental they can be top third of amount of satu- a free monthly distribution of the offi ce for a . You can to the body. rated fat. fresh seasonal fruits, vegeta- also email childrensproduce- Currently at the num- bles, milk, eggs, dried goods, [email protected] or go on Quizno’s takes fourth place, ber one spot, according to and more. Available to any Facebook at TASD Children’s with 21 of their sandwiches 24/7 Wallstreet, is Sonic. school family, it does not limit Produce Market. containing over 1,000 calo- Their burgers contain more ries. participation based on income. Also, if you would like to than 1,100 calories, and half The produce market hap- help the community the mar- 5th and last place is taken of their menu items hold at pens on every second Tuesday ket is always in need of - by Arby’s due to one third of least one gram of saturated fat. of the month at the interme- unteers to assist at the produce their menu containing high Carl’s Jr. sits in second diate center cafeteria, from market. Just come by around amounts of trans fat, and all place in terms of most un- 3:35 to 6:00 p.m. This month 3:00 to help set up. All help is but one of their sandwiches healthy, as most of their it will be held on February 12 appreciated! breakfast items on the menu deemed dangerously un- are stuffed with six grams of healthy. Pokémon Ultra Sun/ trans fat- which is unhealthy This list can make a person Moon Game Review in even the smallest amounts. think twice before grabbing In third place is Whata- the easy fast food. For people who love to play this game Common New Year By CATHLEEN PETERS The game Pokémon Ultra Sun and Moon are awesome Resolutions games to play. It takes place in the Aloha region where you New Year resolutions often made battle the island trials, and collected the Z-crystal to beat the By SERENA AUMICK totem Pokémon. The totem As you all know you will Pokémon are and you’re able to do them be seeing the typical, “new the stronger practically anywhere, and they year, new me” post can be Pokémon you work nearly every muscle seen quite often around the must beat in in your body! Planks are New Year. “What are the order to get a also a common exercise that typical trends followed to Z-crystal. You works your core. Yet again, achieve the ‘new me’?”, must travel to no equipment needed! A good you may ask. These popular four islands. exercise for your legs would trends include eating The one you be to go on a bike ride. better, exercising more, and live on in the Having a skincare routine getting into the groove of a game is one of doesn’t necessarily mean skincare routine. them, mean- getting all the trendy Some of the diets for ing the island. expensive skincare products. eating better include the You continued For example Freeman face vegan diet, the paleo diet, and the island trial masks run as low as $4.29 the Atkins diet. The vegan until you de- each! They also have a diet includes not eating any feated all of very wide range of what animal products nor any meat. the Pokémon. you can get. They have, The paleo diet consists of This similarly clay face masks, foaming eating no processed foods. happens at all clay masks, peel off Whereas the Atkins diet of the islands. includes a limitation of 20 masks, facial scrub masks, grams of carbohydrates per and moisturizing masks. Next, you go to the Pokémon league, and become the day while you are allowed an These are some of the champion. Becoming the champion involves having strong unlimited amount of protein most common New Year’s Pokémon. Once you become champion, the game is over. resolutions people make. and fat. This game is very thrilling and it defi nitely will keep you A common exercising goal busy! would be to obtain a slimmer body. There are many different exercises to reach this goal. The push- ups require no equipment PROWLER STAFF PHOTO VOLUME XIV ISSUE XLVII TECH THE PROWLER 11 Samsung Galaxy s10? Predicting 2019 Trends It’s all just rumors, maybe? What could happen this year. . . By BRENDON ELY By SAMANTHA SHYGELSKI Samsung is an innovative 2018 was full of surprises, phone manufacturer that’s dramatic twists, turns, and been, well less than innovative trends. So, you might be lately, meaning their phones asking, what will be trendy have been nearly the same in 2019? This article is going thing for 2 generations now. to attempt to answer those That doesn’t mean those questions. devices aren’t bad, in fact the The first thing sure to be Note 9 is a fantastic phone trendy in 2019 is politics. No when put against competitors matter what year it is there and that is explained in are always crazy politics more detail in previous happening and everyone editions of the Prowler. wants to know what the scoop The s10 is set to be one of is. Politics are always on Samsung’s most successful social media and television, so Here’s to 2019!! devices, if the rumors are true. PROWLER STAFF PHOTOS even if you’re not interested, the electronics field currently you’ll end up hearing about developing new technology, Coming to Netflix in January 2019 something. The candidates there will probably be at least for the 2020 presidential one more iPhone release this election campaigns are sure By JOSIE GALELLA fictional story, The Boy in the year. to start, and ads will be Netflix is, without a doubt, Striped Pajamas. Lesser All in all, I think the trends everywhere. rather skilled at filling its known works to keep an eye this year will be like last Electronics and gaming site with shows and movies out for consist of The Assa- year’s with some slight are also highly likely to be that will have you bingeing sination of Gianni Versaci- a changes. But you really trending. New games are for days. Based on the wave documentary centered around can never predict what will always released, and one is of new shows and movies ar- the murder of fashion de- happen, we can only wait and sure to start a new craze. Plus, riving this year, Netflix will signer Versaci, and Marvel see what 2019 will hold. have no trouble keeping view- film Ant Man and The Wasp. ers hooked. The rest of the year will January kicks off with well- provide us with new seasons Glasses vs. Contacts Debate known titles such as Godzilla, of the futuristic British series an upbeat cartoon center- Black Mirror, 13 Reasons Which is better? ing around penguins called Why, One Day at a Time, By EMELIE FILER Happy Feet,1997 slasher the sitcom based on a Cuban As someone who wears film I Know What You Did American family, recently glasses every day, I can Last Summer, the entire In- released The Chilling Ad- vouch for others who also diana Jones series, the iconic ventures of Sabrina, Marvel wear them, and I can say Pulp Fiction, The Incredibles series The Punisher, Stranger that it is not fun. But is there 2, The Addams Family, and Things, and The Unbreakable any other better way to en- heartbreaking World War 2 Kimmy Schmidt. hance vision that isn’t 20/20? Zen 2 If you have problems with The prices keep falling, and their Rep. Keeps Ryzen. the concept of things being in By BRENDON ELY your eyes, and touching your Advanced Micro Devices eyes, then contacts probably or AMD is the second major are not for you. On the other company that fabricates hand, if you would rather bet- processors for computers. The ter your vision without hav- company was on a downfall ing to wear glasses, and have for a little over a decade, but others see you wearing them, one announcement at AMD’s has announced Zen 2, which is contacts might be a better 2016 New Horizon summit basically an update to the core for you. Both sides have pros and changed all that. components of the processor. Glasses have a nice way of cons that come along with Since the Announcement of This second generation making someone’s face look them, and if you end up not Ryzen AMD has been backing of the zen arcitecture will more interesting, and you can being able to choose between their competitors into a price mean even an better price pick any style, size, and frame the two, you can always try to performance corner and to performance ratio, giving that you want. both. beating them for the most part, more power to the user all and this is a good sign. It’s while taking less from the such a good sign that AMD wall. 12 THE PROWLER TRENDEDTRENDED VOLUME XIV, ISSUE XLVII The Best Memes of 2018 A look back on the beloved memes of last year... By AVA KIDD While 2018 has reached eo shows him singing Lovesick Howard the Alien is an ani- an end, it’s nice to reminisce Blues by Hank Williams while mated silver alien dancing in on the memes that introduced decked out in the ultimate front of a green screen to Mon- themselves to us throughout country boy attire: a white ey Longer by rapper Lil Uzi the year. Below are the most long-sleeved shirt, a red bow- Vert. The alien did not have popular, family-friendly, PG, tie, jeans, a belt with a rather any ties to pop culture before and clean memes that brought chunky buckle, and cowboy becoming popular, as it origi- joy to many. boots. He blew up on Twitter nated from a YouTube video soon after his performance and posted in 2017 titled “FREE “Somebody Toucha My Spa- became a social media star. GREEN SCREEN-METAL ghet!” Ramsey has also begun a ca- ALIEN DANCING.” He later PROWLER STAFF PHOTO This meme originated from reer in the music industry and wove his way into memes such and once Johny opens the 1939 cartoon The Three released his own album titled as him boogying next to a car his mouth to reveal the sugar, Bears, which retold the fairy FAMOUS. accident, and him dancing to he and his father laugh togeth- heavily bass-boosted music. tale Goldilocks and the Three “I Don’t Feel So Good...” er. This became popular due to Bears. Many aspects of the tale Johny, Johny the strangeness of BillionSur- were changed in the rendition, The long-anticipated re- priseToys’ videos, since they like giving the bears an Italian lease of Avengers: Infinity The Johny, Johny meme are translated from a foreign accent, and replacing the clas- War sparked this meme. The came from the YouTuber Bil- language. sic porridge with spaghetti. Af- film ends with the -Aveng lionSurpriseToys, which is ter Goldilocks breaks into their ers, (except for Tony Stark,) a kid’s channel that uploads And with those memes in the home, the bears return to find disintegrating due to the an- nursery rhymes with the char- past, we move on to the New everything out of place. Upon tagonist, Thanos, acquiring all acter Johny and his family. The Year. We will encounter both arrival, Papa Bear realizes that 6 infinity stones, which keep original Johny, Johny video unfunny and funny, predictable his spaghetti had been eaten the universe balanced. Before was deleted, however plenty and unpredictable, and even and exclaims, “Somebody tou- Peter Parker disintegrates, he of remakes have been created inexplicable memes, however cha my spaghet!”, thus creat- tells Stark the iconic line, “I by other channels. The main we can all agree on one thing... ing a meme. don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark.” theme of the video is Johny at- at least “hit or miss” is in the Content creators quickly made tempting to eat sugar without past. I shall be wishing you all Yodel Boy parodies of this, for example, his dad finding out. The rhyme successful meme scavenges in 2019. In Harrisburg, Illinois, child- an edit of Shrek disintegrating goes, “Johny, Johny?”; “Yes yodeler Mason Ramsey swiftly with the caption, “Donkey, I Papa?”; “Eating sugar?”; ‘No, Sources: https://www.knowy- don’t feel so good.” Papa!”; “Telling Lies?”; “No, rose to fame after being filmed ourmeme.com, https://www. Papa!”; “Open your mouth!”, yodeling in Walmart. The vid- Howard the Alien youtube.com Photoshopped Teachers I would say that I am sorry you had to see this, but it is pretty funny… By MADISON NESTOR This edition includes some of our teacher’s with hairstyles inspired by many of your dreams. I honestly have no words left to describe this… enjoy!

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