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A ENDS exposure after he allegedly had sex with a stuffed animal inside a Walmart store. Police WEIRD NEWS say 19-year-old Sean Johnson was caught on Dateline: Spain surveillance video just before 3pm on Oct. 14 A comedy club in Barcelona has allegedly performing a sex act on a stuffed horse and increased its bottom line after introducing a then putting it back on the shelf. Police said pay-per-laugh system. The Teatreneu Club is the item was “contaminated and unsellable.” experimenting with an innovative facial Johnson left the store, located in Brooksville, recognition system that charges users based on immediately after contaminating the stuffed how much they laugh during a show. Tablet toy, but was caught by police a short time later. computers attached to the backs of seats He reportedly admitted to the incident. measure how often an individual customer Johnson was booked into the Hernando laughs. Patrons are charged .30 euros (about County jail on a $1,500 bond. 38 cents) per chuckle, with a cap of 24 euros ($30.60). The system was introduced after Dateline: Minnesota increased government taxes on tickets caused A drunken zombie Santa was arrested for sales to plummet. Owners say individual ticket breaking into a home in St. Paul. Around revenues have increased 6 euros ($7.70) since 9:45pm on Saturday, Oct. 11, police say initiating the new system. 21-year-old University of St. Thomas student Brock Quinn Johnson entered the unlocked Dateline: Connecticut front door of a residence dressed as an undead John Thornton, 30, has been charged with Santa Claus, scared the residents, vomited and breach of peace, accused of what the police passed out. A neighbor told WCCO-TV a report called “mopping aggressively.” The 14-year-old boy fled from the St. Paul home incident took place on the night of Monday, calling for help, while his 16-year-old sister Oct. 13, at the Double Tree Hotel in Bristol. locked herself in a bathroom and called their Thornton, of Southington, apparently didn’t parents. Police found Johnson asleep inside the like the cleanup job being done by a female house in the aftermath of an epic Zombie Pub employee. Investigators say he became Crawl in Minneapolis. The event drew an “unruly,” took away the employee’s mop and estimated 35,000 people, breaking a Guinness went to town on the hotel’s lobby. Police World record for the most people dressed as spokesperson Lt. Donn Watson told the zombies. The teens’ father said the kids were Connecticut Patch that Thornton “began to unharmed, but that no one in his family “will mop the floor but became more aggressive and ever think of Santa the same way.” mopped over the employee’s shoes several times.” The employee repeatedly asked Dateline: Delaware Thornton to stop mopping, but he backed her Andrew Walls, 32, of Magnolia is suing a into a corner. By the time police arrived hospital after he woke up from anesthetic around 6:30pm, the victim was “shaken and wearing a pair of pink panties—which he crying.” She told police she wished to press insists are not his. Walls says he went in for a charges against Thornton. Initially, Thornton routine colonoscopy and was subjected to an was charged with breach of peace. While being “outrageous prank” by employees at the transported, however, he allegedly shouted Delaware Surgery Center in Dover. Walls, who insults and threatened bodily harm to the used to work at the center, says the incident arresting officers. He was then charged with caused him “shame, embarrassment and second degree threatening. personal humiliation,” forcing him to quit his job because of “severe emotional stress.” Dateline: Illinois According to civil lawsuit papers obtained by Police in Chicago say a fleeing suspect tried to The New Journal of Wilmington, “When the lose officers by blending in to the Chicago plaintiff initially presented for his colonoscopy, Marathon. Bryan Duffy, 29, allegedly ran away he had not been wearing pink women’s from officers when they approached him on underwear and at no time did the plaintiff Sunday, Oct. 12. According to WLS-TV, Duffy voluntarily, knowingly or intentionally place jumped into a group of marathon runners the pink underwear upon himself.” The navigating Chicago’s State Street and tried to Delaware Surgery Center has yet to comment make an escape. Officers ultimately relocated on the lawsuit. a Duffy and tackled him. According to police reports, Duffy was found with 10 capsules of COMPILED BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY. EMAIL MDMA, commonly known as ecstasy, and YOUR WEIRD NEWS TO [email protected].

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BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO ear Mexican: A friend and I ate at Carl’s Jr. My Arizona Republic newspaper was on Dour table. A young guy brought our food, ear Mexican: What do glanced down at the headline and Mexicans in the United winced. It read “‘Chorizo’ new DStates think of the mascot for Cactus League.” We violent drug cartel problem asked him why he’d winced. currently in Mexico? Do “Chorizo,” he said with disgust. local Latinos cringe with “You speak Spanish? It means disgust or fear when they ‘meat.’” “It’s a swear word,” I hear another drug cartel said, “like cabrón , pinche ?” story on the news … or He glared at the paper. “They do they feel a sense of are so stupid.” So, chorizo = disconnect because they meat = prick, yes? are living in America now and it’s no longer a —Su Amor Uni-lingual concern of theirs? Do local Latinos currently fear crossing the San Diego/Mexico Dear My Beloved Monolingual: Let border? Do they worry about me show you my chorizo, and you can being kidnapped or carjacked on the way find out! to Rosario like Caucasian people do right now? —Yo Gabba Gabacho ear Mexican: Why do Mexicans always hand-deliver invitations to birthday parties, quinceañeras, baby showers, bridal Dear Gabacho: Mexicans can be scared of the D showers, etc. to streetside mailboxes, rather cartels all they want, but far more frightening to than mailing them through the US mail or the majority of the population is the Mexican delivering them to the door (which is less than legal system. Police officers in the state of 20 feet away from the streetside mail box). Guerrero are being investigated in the Regardless of the fact that it is a felony to put kidnapping of over 40 student teachers; last year, items into US mailboxes, it seems to be a judge set free Rafael Caro Quintero, the impractical with gasoline at over $3 a gallon to notorious drug lord implicated in the murder of be hand-delivering invitations. DEA agent Enrique Camarena. And the less that can be said about President Enrique Peña Nieto, —Mail Male the better ... actually let me take that back. Pinche pendejo baboso . By the way, you and your fellow gabachos gotta Dear Gabacho: Heaven forbid Mexicans practice stop thinking the mundo revolves around you. good manners! This is a relic of Old Mexico, Unless you’re a meth dealer delinquent on your where mail was an illusion and inviting people payments or a drug-war soldier, gabachos in personally was an opportunity to catch up with Mexico can walk around with impunity—you’re the invitee. It’s actually a beautiful thing, much Quetzalcoatl incarnate. No way are the cartels better than getting an eVite or overlooking an stupid enough to kidnap a random gabacho or kill invitation on Facebook because it got buried in them—otherwise, Obama would drone the your feed under the umpteenth Candy Crush narcos to kingdom come, and the Mexican Saga update. a government would pretend to care about justice. But if you’re one of the many Mexicans in los Estados Unidos kidnapped when traveling in Ask the Mexican at Mexico, or have paid ransoms for family [email protected], be his fan on members, the American and Mexican Facebook, follow him on governments don’t care—after all, those victims Twitter @gustavoarellano or ask him a video are just Mexicans. question at youtube.com/askamexicano!

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Crib Notes: Oct. 23, 2014

The last pre-election New Mexico 1 gubernatorial debate was held on Sunday night; it featured opponents ______. a) Susana Martinez and Bruce King b) Susana Gutierrez and Gary King c) Susana Martinez and Gary Berry d) Susana Martinez and Gary King

Monica Pompeo is suing the University 2 of New Mexico for allegedly denying her First Amendment rights. Pompeo was allegedly ostracized by UNM for writing that ______. a) The university football coach is overpaid. b) The food served in the SUB is icky.

c) Lesbianism is perverse. ILLUSTRATION BY ROBERT MAESTAS • RMMILLUSTRATION.PROSITE.COM d) Liberal arts degrees are now worthless. Driving Upstream on the Saw Mill River Parkway 3 There is a new, popular ’80s radio station on Burque’s airwaves. What is an example family on, more or less, the shores of yet right?” of the type of songs played on this BY REV. PROF. ROBERT MASTERSON station? another river, this one named the Bronx “Yes.” River. That’s a lot of rivers. “Gettysburg was a huge battle in the Civil a) “Jeremy” by Pearl Jam o, really, it’s become something If someone has known me long enough to War, right?” b) “Free Bird” by Lynyrd Skynyrd standardized, an apocryphal story I can watch me meet new people, that person will “Absolutely. It was the seal of doom on the c) “Love Plus One” by Haircut 100 S use at parties or when just meeting probably hear me tell this story every time in Southern rebellion.” d) “Planet Telex” by Radiohead people, a story that neatly encapsulates my pretty much the same way I told it to them. It is “In Pennsylvania, right?” hate/hate relationship with New York City. kind of humorous, but it also clearly states how “Yes.” 4 The City of Albuquerque is now It’s the short, finely tooled version of a long, difficult it is for me to even imagine myself “About 5 miles from here?” accepting applications for seats on boring story. It’s sort of like when someone living in New York, commuting into the belly “Correct.” ______. gets an injury, gets a brace or crutches or of the beast every other morning and getting “And these guys fly the Confederate battle a) The new Civilian Police Oversight something, and for the first 10 or 20 times, paid to talk about movies, books and writing. flag on their Pennsylvania pick-up trucks?” Agency when someone else asks, “What happened?” Beats working six ways to Sunday, believe me, “It speaks more to ideology than b) Mayor Berry’s Hayride to Hell the injured party will tell the story, the details, because I’ve worked, and any day without a geography,” I answered. c) An interstellar spaceship hidden in the odd bits and the erratum. Eventually, paper-hat and a name-tag is a good day, any day OV slumped in the passenger seat, though the Bosque though, it gets repetitious and tedious, and without gloves and boots to protect one’s digits he was surreptitiously checking his ammo and d) The APD Donut Advisory Committee the story gets shorter and easier to tell, and from dirty and dangerous things, any day stared out the window. efficient until it becomes something like, “Fell without breathing harmful fumes without “Amish people and shit, right?” Last week a district court judge ruled down the stairs outside my house. Six weeks benefit of proper ventilation is a good day. “Hundred percent.” 5 that raises forced on city workers in a brace and another six weeks of physical It was just a little over a year ago, however, Silence. without union approval were therapy.” Information conveyed, questions that I let the Jeep have its head and we “Philadelphia?” ______. answered before they are asked, and we’re all crossed the George Washington Bridge, “Yessir.” a) Fitting compensation for minions of on to another topic, one of real interest.* crossed the Hudson River, and headed west “Liberty Bell.” the Berry administration So, this is the long way to introduce the loaded with snacks, beverages, maps and my “Uh huh.” b) Illegal and need to be renegotiated idea of me driving up the Hudson River in my science/cultural advisor and researcher, OV Jr. “Declaration of Independence.” with the union’s consent ridiculous green Jeep Patriot** and how I At some point we recognized that we were “Word.” c) An attempt at retaliation by union sometimes struggle with the steering wheel as driving on the very first interstate highway Silence. busters and should be viewed the little car fights to cross the George ever built.*** Can’t say I was thrilled beyond “America?” suspiciously Washington Bridge, to head west, to make reckoning, but the lanes were suddenly alive “United States of ...” I replied. d) Only designed for communist tracks for Moab or Pie Town or Snowflake or with 4-wheelers, pick-up trucks, don’t-tread- Brooding silence. overseers in the union hierarchy Fort Collins or just about any damn place on-me snake stickers and the Confederate In this part of the country, wildlife is 1,500 miles thataway. Instead, I muscle the Stars & Bars. We were in Pennsylvania, all abundant and careless, while people have Answers: thing like a half-broke mustang and guide us right. OV expressed confusion. learned to keep their pets away from the both together up the river to another river, 1) D. Republican incumbent Susana Martinez argued “The North won the Civil War, right?” he highway. Roadkill is almost always a skunk, a with challenger Gary King in their final pre-election the Saw Mill River, and drive that river asked me. rabbit, a squirrel, a raccoon, an opossum, a wild debate this past Sunday. upstream, drive north instead of west, to “Yes.” Yonkers, to Bronxville, to my home and my “Pennsylvania was on the Northern side, Saw Mill continues on page 12 2) C. US District Judge M. Christina Armijo refused the university’s motion to dismiss the case, writing that “ ... simply because Plaintiff expressed views about homosexuality that some people may deem offensive does not deprive her views of First *For instance: an impersonation. Amendment protection.” Norman Mailer Buying Batteries A girl I met at a party asked me to do it for her one morning. I have this imitation I do at parties. Most of my friends have seen me do it She said, “Do that again. Do that thing you did at the party.” 3) C. KRKE 94.5 FM is Burque’s new ’80s station. several times, but it’s pretty funny, and they’ll say things like “You should watch I told her I had no idea what she was talking about. Haircut 100 released the single “Love Plus One” in him do this” or “Check this out; it’s pretty funny” to the person they’re talking Masterson, Robert C. “Norman Mailer Buying Batteries.” blink/ink, North 1982. to. Sometimes they will prod me and say, “Come on, Robert, do that thing,” and Branford, Connecticut (November 2011) I’ll hold my hands near my face and say, “Oh, no. Not at a party,” and then I’ll 4) A. Applications for a seat on the Police Oversight **NYC parking garage attendants and I have been trying to name this color for do it. Agency are open until the end of November. five years. It’s pointless to try to explain Hot Wheels or Deora from the 1960s, It’s pretty subtle, mostly gesture and expression, and a lot depends on lifting so we usually settle on “electric” or “neon” green. Nothing to be ashamed of … 5) B. The court’s decision gives the union and the an eyebrow at precisely the right moment or on the way I curl my hand around city 90 days to negotiate a new agreement through my glass or can of beer or whatever and point my index finger just so. It’s more ***It’s almost certain that the bones of dead people are mixed in with the cement mediation. a like a gestalt or a channeling or something psychic than just doing an imitation, that was used to build this highway system. Think about it. [10 ] OCTOBER 23-29, 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [11 ] feature | Creative NoNfiCtioN

nothing but the Holy Spirit, boy,” I continued. the landscape and the stag and the man form a Saw Mill continued from page 10 “He don’t hold with the distiller’s wicked art.” perfect, resonant shape of mind-body-spirit in turkey or a deer. Sometimes there is roadkill “Yessir.” the light of a truer kind of dawn, piled on top of roadkill as a vulture or a hawk or “Beer and wine?” asked OV. enlightenment. Well, not so much that, but even an eagle that once scavenged interstate “Exactly,” I was happy to affirm. “These are there is a kind of poise between what once buffet found itself part of the entrée du jour. I drinks which man working with nature was, what’s left, what could have been and found myself longing for the days I carried a can ferments, a totally God-approved process.” 2 what is probably going to happen. They’re of silica gel, plastic gloves and bags, a hatchet “You getting this boy?” asks OV, only this telling us now that maybe the radiation at and a knife for the harvesting of roadkill ... time a little bit of pistol shows. Chernobyl is actually good for a couple of interesting skulls, feathers, claws, etc. You “Yessir.” species of birds who seem to benefit from the should see my house. No, you shouldn’t. How long does an elevator take to travel a antioxidant effect of constant, low levels of Harrisburg has the look, the look of distance of ... say ... 15 feet? In Harrisburg, Pa., certain kinds of radiation.***** America, the look of biscuits and gravy, hold the site of America’s worst known nuclear I’m not going where everyone seems to the irony. America wears its damn hat disaster, it takes way too fucking long for a always go. Is it safe? Of course not. It’s the site frontways forward. America will not suffer poor kid in a t-shirt. It’s a living example of of America’s worst nuclear accident (that we what it has suffered every day for the last ... relativity, of how time is a function of know about). Is there any scientific data to ooooh ... the motel has a build-your-own- perception. For OV and myself, this is an show how unsafe? Sure. And a bunch that waffle machine for breakfast buffet. America is amusing few seconds of chitchat with a fool, shows the area to be perfectly safe and certainly doing just fine. though it’s not really his fault, so we’re not no worse than any other particular place. I’ve Three Mile Island is right there, surrounded going to mess around too much. been to Chernobyl, and Harrisburg is no by poor people who seem to be distinctly Pripyat. Pripyat is a freak-show ghost town, brownish and enjoy high rents in the lowest frozen in time, anbandoned, except it’s valued real estate in town with the highest constantly decaying and deteriorating, cancer rates.**** It’s the cost of doing “There’s like collapsing and succumbing to Darwinism via business, I guess. The Susquehanna, a pretty holes in our hearts Relativity. One big difference, see, is that we damn big river, rolls on, and the snail shells are can build our own waffles in Harrisburg, and we at least as radioactive as the cultured granite shaped like Jesus,” do so with gusto, though we, OV and I, never countertop back home. In Yonkers, I mean. completely abandon firearms. We’ve got places Living in New York and, specifically, the OV explains. to be, and they don’t include confrontations Greater East Coast Megalopolis, the one with local Tea Party, Confederate, frontways stretching from Baltimore to Boston along the hat-wearing locals pissed off that Mexicans are Atlantic Coast, that megalopolis, it’s easy to “You might want to suggest the rest of your getting all the good jobs. None of this would be forget that only 50 or 100 miles inland, it’s crew, your little brainwashed choir chirping out possible in Pripyat. America. It’s not New York City or some your upbeat teen tuneage ’cause Jesus is cool OV and I are able to locate the areas of suburb-connector community between the and like your best friend if you let him into Harrisburg considered to be “hot,” to be pointy bits. It’s strip malls and country- your heart learn what it is they’se singin’ about, “cancer clusters,” to have been directly Western music and fluorescent lights on the about just exactly who they’se singin’ about.” covered in the plumes of radioactive steam highway at night and big, deep rivers rolling No response. This kid’s had training. He’s vented on and off and on during the on silent and strong in the deepest of done time in some summer camp learning how management of the what-the-hell Pennsylvania nights despite nuclear accidents to block abortion clinics, debate evolutionists brinksmanship that keeps a nuclear reactor here, there or anywhere. Poisonous snail shells or, more likely, protect himself against the already off the rails from getting worserer and aside, the world is a confused and confusing temptations all male Middle American worserer forever and ever, by looking for a place; here at the eastern edge of the teenagers face: alcohol, sex, drugs, anything Crown Chicken place. When we find one, we Heartland, a message is broadcast from the with an eternal combustion engine, other male know we’ve found the epicenter of the AM stations and the strip-mall (not Middle Americans. contamination. It all looks fairly benign, this storefront) churches (with white pastors, not “We let Jesus into our hearts,” I say, and Three Mile Island does, and what is anyone black preachers): God, the perfect essence of OV is pushing the “doors closed” button. going to do about it anyway? 3 All those people perfect love, is angry and wants money. “We didn’t like Jesus in our hearts,” he tells in Japan, in Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and The local motel with the waffle machine is the boy in the Armor of God t-shirt. Fukushima now, all those people in Ukraine, stuffed full of traveling Christian teens singing The kid is good, and even though he’s didn’t get a Crown Chicken place. They got to and dancing their love for the Lord from small turned a bright shade of red and he’s shaking, relocate themselves to whatever passes for a city, big town churches within striking trembling, he won’t look at the red letter “L” FEMA trailer in those parts. distance of their task force of logoed Chevy in the elevator control panel. Or OV’s finger OV and I are sort of sad when we leave vans and stout sedans of uncertain origin. holding the door shut. Harrisburg for our return to Megalopolis, kind They are the Armor of God or something. “One day,” I told him, “We asked Jesus to of let down and discouraged and a little bit They wear a Bible quote of their t-shirts leave our hearts.” sad. To help out, we stopped at The (Ephesians 5:18), but they don’t know the “There’s like holes in our hearts shaped like Pennsylvania Gift Haus, 4 home to Roadside verse (“Do not get drunk on wine, which leads Jesus,” OV explains. American, The World’s Greatest Indoor to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the “They’re all empty,” I add. “They’re all Miniature Village. 5 Certainly, that’s a Spirit.”). 1 empty, our Jesus-shaped heart holes.” judgment call, but since we didn’t really go “Good to know,” says the youngster. OV withdraws his finger from the button, look at it, we don’t have the experience “Good to believe in and use as a guide in and the doors sort of stutter open; our boy is required to really judge the thing at all. this confused and confusing world,” I tell him. gone so fast, he’s somewhere in the middle of a So, now, I guess, I’m more or less back in “Yessir,” he says, staring straight at the huge, and by “huge” I mean around 20, group one of the world’s largest life-sized cities number flasher thing in the two-storey of similar teens, both boys and girls, wearing driving upstream, eventually under the George elevator. identical Armor of God t-shirts. Washington Bridge, and I won’t go west, I’ll go “God don’t want you messing around with It’s like the end of The Deer Hunter where north, and that will make all the difference. a

****When radiation moves in, industry moves out. Quite near the hottest of 2. Ezekiel 25:17 hotspots in Harrisburg. 3. The other reactors and power generating stations at Three Mile Island still *****nytimes.com/2014/05/06/science/nature-adapts-to-chernobyl.html pump out the kilowatts. 1. The Holy Bible [New International Version (NIV) 4. pennsylvaniadutchgifthaus.com (biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ephesians+5%3A18&version=NIV]. 5. roadsideamericainc.com

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ABQ Trolley Co. @ Hotel sideshow/odditorium, frightening films, a haunted Albuquerque at Old Town (800 Rio Grande NW). $50. house and more. Expo New Mexico (300 San 6:30 -8:30pm, 9pm. 240 -8000. alibi.com/e/114573. Pedro NE). Prices vary. 4 -10pm. alibi.com/e/113719. WORLD BLACKSMITH COMPETITION Over 40 PARTIAL SOLAR ECLIPSE VIEWING Safely view the only professional ferries from all over the world compete for partial eclipse of the sun visible from North America the World Championship. Wildlife West (87 North for the next three years. New Mexico Museum of Frontage Rd, Edgewood). $4 -$7, FREE for kids under Natural History and Science (1801 Mountain NW). 5. 10am -6pm. (877) 981 -9453. alibi.com/e/75098. $2 -$4. 3:30pm. 841 -2802. alibi.com/e/116085. ZIA-BERNALILLO FARMERS MARKET Fresh, locally grown PRIME8 ROCK CLIMBING FESTIVAL Event includes rock veggies and fruits, handmade soaps and salves, fresh climbing competitions, clinics, climbing games, a shoe eggs and more. Zia-Bernalillo Farmers Market (335 S. demo and a good time. Stone Age Climbing Gym Camino del Pueblo, Bernalillo). 4 -7pm. 553 -3290. (4130 Cutler NE). alibi.com/e/114016. alibi.com/e/104871. REGISTER NOW: TOYS FOR TOTS 2014 To sign up, take a valid US ID, a birth certificate and a proof of address. SATURDAY OCT 25 Alamosa Community Center (6900 Gonzales SW). 9am -3pm. 848 -1345. alibi.com/e/115829. ALBUCREEPY DOWNTOWN GHOST WALK $18 -$22. 8-9:30pm. See 10/23 listing. DINE OUT FOR POPEJOY Dine out at a participating ALBUQUERQUE DEATH CAFE Objective is to raise restaurant, and proceeds go to support Popejoy Hall. awareness of death with a view to helping people Multiple Locations (Albuquerque). make the most of their (finite) lives. Swiss Alps Bakery alibi.com/e/115739. (3000 San Pedro NE, Suite F). 2 -4pm. 265 -7215. alibi.com/e/115266. FRIDAY OCT 24 ANNUAL MASQUERADE BALL 2014 Enjoy live music, 3RD ANNUAL FRIGHT NIGHT Featuring dancing and socializing throughout the tearoom. St. planetarium shows, live music by Soul James Tearoom (320 Osuna NE). $75. 6:30 -9:30pm. Kitchen, a cash bar, night sky viewing 242 -3752. alibi.com/e/115929. from the observatory, cocktails and ARMORED COMBAT LEAGUE “NEW WORLD CUP” The more. New Mexico Museum of Natural best knights in the country meet to do battle on foot History and Science in single combat and teams of five versus five. Expo (1801 Mountain NW). $7 -$9. New Mexico (300 San Pedro NE). $5 -$25. Noon -3pm. alibi.com/e/115924. 6:30pm -midnight. 841 -2802. alibi.com/e/116088. See preview box. BUCKET COMPOSTING WITH BOKASHI METHOD Turn food scraps into plant-ready nutrients. Los Volcanes ALBUCREEPY DOWNTOWN GHOST WALK $18 -$22. Senior Center (6500 Los Volcanes NW). 10am -noon. 8-9:30pm. See 10/23 listing. 929 -0414. alibi.com/e/110925. FRACTAL MAIZE MAZE Explore an 8-acre fractal corn THE DANCE OF INTUITION: A THIRD EYE CHAKRA maze and other hands-on fractivities, including JOURNEY Explore each chakra using freeform dance, pumpking painting, hay rides and more. Rio Grande music pulsing to the energy of each chakra, guided Community Farm (1701 Montano NW). $5 -$8. imagery and mandala art. Maple Street Dance Studio 3-6pm. alibi.com/e/111744. (Alley Entrance) (3215 Central). $15. 6:45pm. FROM NUREMBURG TO THE HAGUE: COMING TO 999 -8602. alibi.com/e/112445. JUSTICE? An internationally recognized educator and DOG BOO COSTUME CONTEST Stop by the growers’ trainer from the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam market for this annual doggy costume fiesta brought provides this workshop and training. Grand Canyon to you by longtime market vendors. Downtown University (6700 Jefferson NE, Building D). $100. Growers’ Market (800 Central). 11:30am -12:30pm. 9am -5pm. 803 -0755. alibi.com/e/110611. 243 -2230. alibi.com/e/115448. HANDS-ONLY CPR TRAINING Learn this training for CPR. DRIVING ON SUNSHINE: ELECTRIC VEHICLE SHOWCASE It could save a life. Fire Department Station 20 Dealers of electric and hybrid vehicles present their (7520 Corona NE). 9 -11am. 833 -7300. cars and offer customers test drives. Affordable Solar alibi.com/e/115832. (4840 Pan American Fwy NE). 11am -5pm. 944 -4241. HANDSPRINGS 2014 A conference for writers and alibi.com/e/115443. illustrators of children’s books, featuring panels, THE EASY APPROACH TO SEARCH ENGINE AND SOCIAL presentations, breakout sessions and more. Ramada MEDIA MARKETING National internet marketing Albuquerque Hotel and Convention Center expert Heather Lutze makes a New Mexico stop. (10300 Hotel NE). $125 -$150. 7 -9pm. Sheraton Uptown Hotel (2600 Louisiana NE). $60. alibi.com/e/115402. 9am -3pm. 269 -6975. alibi.com/e/115188. HAUNTED SCARECROW Albuquerque’s only nonprofit FAMILIES EXPLORING THE WONDER OF NATURE: LIVING haunted house. Warehouse 508 (508 First Street SW). OFF THE LAND Use your hands to make a helpful tool, $15. 7pm. 296 -2738. alibi.com/e/112783. then taste foods that redefine fresh in this interactive LATE NIGHT AT THE LIBRARY An evening of scary stories, hike. Bachechi Open Space (9521 Rio Grande NW). games and fun for children grades 3-5. Esther Bone 1-3pm. 314 -0398. alibi.com/e/113736. Memorial Library (950 Pinetree SE, Rio Rancho). FRACTAL MAIZE MAZE $5 -$8. 11am -6pm. See 10/24 FREE, registration required. 7 -9:30pm. 891 -5012. listing. alibi.com/e/115923. FREE CPR CLASS Learn this important—and potentially MAKE A DIFFERENCE DAY 2014 A wide variety of life-saving—skill for cardiopulmonary resuscitation. amazing projects submitted by local nonprofit North Domingo Baca Multigenerational Center agencies in Albuquerque and Rio Rancho. Multiple (7521 Carmel NE). 1 -2pm. 843 -2814. Locations (Albuquerque). 8am -5pm. 245 -1759. alibi.com/e/115835. [14 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI FREE PIT BULL TRAINING The City of Albuqueruqe Animal and Pit mixes. All City Shelters. 10:30am -6pm. Welfare Department hosts free Pit Bull and Pit mix 764 -1164. alibi.com/e/115834. training every Saturday throughout October. Eastside NM FRIGHT FEST Prices vary. 4pm -midnight. See 10/23 Animal Shelter (8920 Lomas NE). 10:30am -6pm. listing. alibi.com/e/113972. NMVFO PINO TRAIL MAINTENANCE Join the NMVFO for FROM NUREMBURG TO THE HAGUE: COMING TO the day for their annual maintenance of NMVFO’s JUSTICE? $100. 9am -5pm. See 10/24 listing. Adopt-A-Trail in the Sandia Wilderness. Elena Gallegos HANDSPRINGS 2014 $125 -$150. See 10/24 listing. Picnic Area (7100 Tramway NE). 8am. HAUNTED SCARECROW $15. 7pm. See 10/24 listing. alibi.com/e/115920. HOPS AND HARVEST Featuring performances by PILATES & WINE Enjoy pilates in a beautiful outdoor Aladocious, Sol de la Noche and The Porter Draw, environment. Event includes light bites and a tour of along with raffle items, food samples and more. the grounds. Casa Rondeña Winery (733 Chavez NW, Marble Brewery (111 Marble NW). 2 -9pm. 243 -2230. Los Ranchos). $12. 10:30am -1pm. (505) 344 -5911. alibi.com/e/110659. alibi.com/e/116095. HUMANIST SOCIETY OF NM MONTHLY SPEAKER SAMHAIN GATHERING Join in and bid farewell to the Sun God. Abitha’s Apothecary (3906 Central SE). 8 -9pm. EVENT | PREVIEW 262 -0401. alibi.com/e/115672. SANDIA PEAK SKI PATROL SKI SWAP $2. 9am -4pm. See 10/24 listing. SANTA ANA PUEBLO WILDLIFE CORRIDOR PRESENTATION A presentation concerning their planned wildlife corridor connecting the Sandia and Jemez Mountains. Santa Ana Pueblo (02 Dove, Santa Ana Pueblo). 9 -11am. 274 -1782. alibi.com/e/115441. TROLLEY OF TERROR $50. 6:30 -8:30pm, 9pm. See 10/24 listing. WESTSIDE BIRTHDAY BASH & HARVEST FESTIVAL Featuring grilling on the patio, free birthday cake, local vendors, giveaways, a raffle and more. La Montanita Co-op-Westside (3601 Old Airport NW). 11am -4pm. 505 -217 -2001, ext 129. alibi.com/e/115450. A Spooky Night at the WORLD BLACKSMITH COMPETITION $4 -$7, FREE for kids under 5. 10am -6pm. See 10/24 listing. Museum ZOO BOO Celebrate 26 years of safe Halloween fun with There are many indicators that signal the games, haunted habitats, costumes and candy. ABQ onset of All Hallows’ Eve. From candy corn to paper ghosts hanging from trees, nothing BioPark Zoo (903 10th Street SW). Included with spells Halloween like a good, old-fashioned regular admission. 11am -4pm. 764 -6214. spook fest. But another sign that the fateful alibi.com/e/103711. day is approaching is a frightful, adults-only extravaganza, in the form of the 3rd annual SUNDAY OCT 26 Fright Night at the New Mexico Museum of Natural History & Science (1801 Mountain NW). 15TH ANNUAL FALL FESTIVAL Featuring 36+ booths for It’s time to get into those costumes you’ve children of all ages to trick-or-treat in a safe, friendly, been conjuring since family oriented environment. Hinkle Family Fun Center that first leaf fell from (12931 Indian School NE). $26.99. Noon -3pm. that high branch and FRIDAY 764 -1164. alibi.com/e/115844. boogie the night away OCTOBER 24 24TH ANNUAL EQUESTRIAN CUP Enjoy the skill and thrill with live music by New Mexico Museum of a Hunter Jumper Competition, auctions, artists, Soul Kitchen, a full of Natural History and vendors, live music, a kids corral and more. Expo New cash bar (but take Science Mexico (300 San Pedro NE). $35 -$75, FREE for kids 12 some dollar bills; 1801 Mountain NW and under. 11:30am -6pm. alibi.com/e/107502. there’s no ATM on the alibi.com/e/116088 BAD TOUR See various sites from the hit AMC show premises), never- 6:30pm to midnight before-seen “Breaking Bad.” ABQ Trolley Co. @ Hotel Albuquerque at planetarium shows, Old Town (800 Rio Grande NW). $65. 1 -4:30pm. night sky viewing in the observatory and 240 -8000. alibi.com/e/114639. cocktails with a curator. Basically, let the CHAKRADANCE CELEBRATION Dance through the seven museum become your playground for a night. chakras during this three-hour moving meditation This 21-plus shindig happens on Friday, Oct. 24, workshop. Studio Sway (1100 San Mateo NE). $35. starting at 6:30pm. The event goes until 1-4pm. 710 -5096. alibi.com/e/114020. midnight, so it’ll do you good to get a sitter for DAY OF THE TREAD Grab your bicycle and lace up your the young’uns. Tickets will run you $9 shoes for this family-oriented, Halloween-themed (general admission), $8 (museum members) charitable bike ride and fun walk/run. Albuquerque and $7 (students). For more info head to Convention Center (401 Second Street NW). $25 -$75. nmnaturalhistory.org. (Mark Lopez) a 6am -2pm. 768 -4575. alibi.com/e/103718. FRACTAL MAIZE MAZE $5 -$8. 11am -6pm. See 10/24 listing. MEETING October’s topic is “The Public Banking HALF-MARATHON & 10K TRAINING PROGRAM Expert Solution: A National Movement,” with guests Vern instruction, education and personalized attention will Hagen and Fred March. Special Collections Library inspire you to cross the finish line. You! Inspired (423 Central NE). 10am -noon. 848 -1376. Fitness (1761 Bellamah NW). $119 -$169. 7 -1am. alibi.com/e/114079. 489 -9484. alibi.com/e/115688. LET’S READ SHAKESPEARE OUT LOUD! Take your own MAKING STRIDES AGAINST BREAST CANCER Form a copies of Shakespeare’s works for a “close” reading. team, join a team or walk as an individual in this 3- Loma Colorado Main Library Auditorium (755 Loma mile community walk. Cottonwood Mall Colorado NE, Rio Rancho). 2 -4pm. 891 -5013. (10000 Coors NW). 8am -noon. 262 -6021. alibi.com/e/114872. alibi.com/e/111271. LUCKY PAWS VAN ON THE MOVE All pet lovers can attend MONSTERS ON THE MESA Celebrate Halloween with a Animal Humane’s 6th annual Pittie Parade with Pit 1K, 5K and 10K trail run, costume contests, a jump Bull adoptions, costume and trick contests and more. house, photo booth, face painting, games, food and ABQ Uptown (2200 Louisiana NE). 9am -3pm. more. Aperture Center, Mesa del Sol 764 -1164. alibi.com/e/115833. (5700 University SE). $15 -$35. 8:30am. MAKE A DIFFERENCE DAY 2014 8am -5pm. See 10/24 alibi.com/e/115652. listing. NATURALIST SERIES: (BATS) CREATURES OF THE NIGHT MICROVENUE NETWORKING AND OPEN HOUSE See the Get into the Halloween spirit by learning about these space, promote your group, look at art and have a creatures of the night with wildlife biologist Ernest W. good time. Unseen Gallery (3107 Eubank, #31). Valdez, Ph.D. Bachechi Open Space (9521 Rio 6-8pm. 232 -2161. alibi.com/e/115212. Grande NW). 3:30 -5pm. 314 -0398. MOONLIGHT GHOST TOUR OF OLD TOWN $10 -$20 plus alibi.com/e/113744. tax. 10pm. See 10/24 listing. NATIONAL PIT BULL AWARENESS DAY Free public unity Calendar continues on page 16 spay/neuter surgery coupons for owners of Pit Bulls Comm

WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [15 ] (7521 Carmel NE). 6:45 -8:30pm. 332 -8677. Community Calendar continued from page 15 alibi.com/e/115635. NATURALIST SERIES: TRADITIONAL PLANT USES Learn NEW MEXICO SOLAR ENERGY ASSOCIATION PUBLIC about the historical and current uses of plants for MEETING The meeting covers Photovoltaic basics and medicine, food, dyes and other daily needs. Bachechi related topics. Albuquerque REI (1550 Mercantile NE). Open Space (9521 Rio Grande NW). 10 -11:30am. 6pm. 247 -1191. alibi.com/e/115921. 314 -0398. alibi.com/e/113742. PRENATAL YOGA Explore ways to reduce the aches and NM FRIGHT FEST Prices vary. 4 -10pm. See 10/23 listing. pains that accompany pregnancy while preparing for your journey. Inspired Birth and Families (6855 Fourth PRAYER FIRE BLESSING A beautiful and sacred ceremony Street NW). FREE for first class. 5:30 -6:30pm. held in the nice garden area. High Desert Center for 232 -2772. alibi.com/e/112008. Spiritual Living (5621 Paradise NW). Love offering. 7-8pm. 836 -9505. alibi.com/e/115918. ROBO TASK FORCE AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAM An after- school robotics club for grades 3-7. ¡Explora! SANDIA PEAK SKI PATROL SKI SWAP $2. 11am -4pm. (1701 Mountain NW). $195 -$230. 4 -5:30pm. See 10/24 listing. 224 -8300. alibi.com/e/109598. WORLD BLACKSMITH COMPETITION $4 -$7, FREE for kids under 5. 10am -6pm. See 10/24 listing. CORRALES GROWERS’ MARKET Fresh, locally grown food WEDNESDAY OCT 29 and fantastic local music. Corrales Growers’ Market ANCIENT HEALING FOR MODERN LIFE: MOGADAO (500 Jones, Corrales). 9am -noon. QIGONG Practice sacred, physical movement to alibi.com/e/81816. stimulate Qi, and reunite with your native body, mind SAN PEDRO MILE-HI FARMERS’ MARKET Enjoy your and spirit wisdom for health and vitality. Maple Street morning coffee while browsing a lovely variety of Dance Space (3215 Central NE). $10. produce vendors and other handmade goods. Alvarado 10:30 -11:30am. 400 -4140. alibi.com/e/110582. Park (2000 Alvarado). 9am -noon. 507 -1840. ANYONE MISSING FROM YOUR FAMILY ALBUM? Meet alibi.com/e/110975. one-on-one with a genealogy consultant to explore your ancestry. Cherry Hills Library (6901 Barstow NE). MONDAY OCT 27 11:30am -1pm. 857 -8321. alibi.com/e/107420. BEGINNING BELLY DANCE Course is designed for HERBALISM SERIES 1 Learn how herbs can treat many students to grow at a measured pace while learning acute and chronic illnesses including respiratory the fundamentals of belly dance. Maple Street Dance infections, digestive illnesses and more. The Source Studio (Alley Entrance) (3215 Central). $10 per class. (1111 Carlisle SE). $135. 6 -8pm. 228 -2356. 5:35 -6:25pm. 453 -9934. alibi.com/e/111279. alibi.com/e/103366. BREASTFEEDING AND NEW MOM SUPPORT GROUP INNOVATION SPEAKER SERIES: #SUCCESSABQ Share your stories, worries and valuable experiences Featuring talks on success stories in local tech with other moms. Dar a Luz Birth & Health Center innovation. National Hispanic Cultural Center (7708 Fourth Street NW, Los Ranchos). 10am -noon. (1701 Fourth Street SW). $10, FREE for students. 924 -2229. alibi.com/e/114597. 5:30 -7:30pm. 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/114833. CARMENCITA’S FITNESS FIESTA ZUMBA Carmencita SIEMBRA LA PALABRA DIGNA TRAINING Learn how we makes you work with fun and challenging cumbia, can hold media outlets accountable for salsa, merengue and other fitness dance moves. misrepresenting our communities through the use of Rhythm Dance Company (3808 Central SE). $8 -$9. irresponsible speech. Albuquerque Center for Peace 5:30 -6:30pm. 250 -6146. alibi.com/e/80567. and Justice (202 Harvard SE). 6 -7:30pm. DANCING FOR BIRTH This prenatal exercise class 505 -828 -3129, ext. 6. alibi.com/e/115262. combines gentle dance moves that feel great before ZUMBA(R) FITNESS WITH SABRINA’S Z CREW Shake and during labor. Inspired Birth and Families what your mama gave you, and burn tons of calories in (6855 Fourth Street NW). $10, FREE for first class. this zumba cardio party with instructor Sabrina 5:30 -6:45pm. 850 -3425. alibi.com/e/111720. Samudio-Ruiz. Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley LUNCH AND LEARN A chance for small-scale Entrance) (3215 Central). $5 drop in, $40 for 10 manufacturers to learn some key tax basics. Box lunch classes. 4:25 -5:25pm. 620 -0327. provided. WESST Enterprise Center alibi.com/e/112088. (609 Broadway NE). Noon -1pm. 246 -6900. alibi.com/e/115928. TUESDAY OCT 28 NM FRIGHT FEST Prices vary. 4 -10pm. See 10/23 listing. BALLET-AFRIQUE COMMUNITY DANCE CLASS READ TO THE DOGS Read to registered therapy dogs in a Exuberantly graceful movement and technique in a relaxed atmosphere. East Mountain Library (1 Old friendly class for brand-new adult dancers. Maple Tijeras, Tijeras). 1 -2pm. (505) 281 -8508. Street Dance Space (3215 Central NE). $15. alibi.com/e/106077. 5:30 -7pm. 366 -4982. alibi.com/e/110399. SENIOR YOGA This gentle class helps seniors build and BASIC COMPUTER TRAINING Learn computer skills with retain muscle tone, range of motion and balance. one-on-one instruction. Alamosa Library Form Studio (3001 Monte Vista NE). $10 -$80. (6900 Gonzales SW). 10 -11am. 836 -0684. 1:15 -2:15pm. 433 -8685. alibi.com/e/107260. alibi.com/e/107604. STORIES IN THE SKY Enjoy stories, songs, games and BEGINNER SQUARE DANCE LESSONS Fun and easy crafts for our youngest adventurers (0-6yrs) and their square dance lessons for singles, couples and families adult explorers. Anderson-Abruzzo Balloon Museum with kids. Albuquerque Square Dance Center (9201 Balloon Museum NE). 9:30 -11:45am. (4915 Hawkins NE). $30, FREE for children. 768 -6028. alibi.com/e/115846. 6:30 -8pm. 898 -4609. alibi.com/e/113400. YOGA FOR HOT SEX Focus on sensuality, experiencing CASINO/CUBAN-STYLE SALSA AND RUEDA DE CASINO saucy movements, deep body awareness, relaxation, This rich form of salsa dance is influenced by Cuban your pelvic floor and more. Self Serve son, rumba, swing dance, mambo, chacha and more. (3904 Central SE). $25/person, $45/pair. 7:30 -9pm. National Hispanic Cultural Center (1701 Fourth 265 -5815. alibi.com/e/110354. Street SW). 6pm. 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/116097. ZOMBIE PREPAREDNESS: SURVIVING A ZOMBIE INTERNATIONAL LECTURE SERIES A talk on US, EU, APOCALYPSE Learn valuable planning and survival Ukraine, Russia: Foreign Policies, Objectives and techniques that may one day help save your life. Strategies by former Undersecretary of State, Dr. Paula Albuquerque REI (1550 Mercantile NE). 6pm. Dobriansky. Santa Fe Women’s Club (1616 Old Pecos 247 -1191. alibi.com/e/115922. Trail, Santa Fe). $15 -$20. 5:30pm. ZUMBA(R) FITNESS WITH SABRINA’S Z CREW $5 drop alibi.com/e/115927. in, $40 for 10 classes. 4:25 -5:25pm. See 10/27 MANTRA, MYTHS & MEDITATIONS Explore the yoga of listing. everyday devotion through chanting, mantra repetition, DOWNTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET ON CIVIC PLAZA An asana practice stories and myths. High Desert Yoga exciting new market in the heart of Downtown. Get (4600 Copper NE). $14 per class for whole series. your fix of local produce, unique artisan creations, 7:30 -8:45pm. 227 -7965. alibi.com/e/114282. food truck fare and other tasty items. Civic Plaza MELLOW YOGA This is the class especially for baby (400 Marquette NW). 11am -2pm. 243 -2230. boomers, office workers and people who aren’t as alibi.com/e/100970. active as they’d like to be. Form Studio (3001 Monte TASTY WEDNESDAYS: CARAMEL MAKING Join farm shop Vista NE). $12 -$100. 7 -8pm. 433 -8685. manager Stephen Humphry for a talk on the caramel- alibi.com/e/107174. making process and a chance to savor this tasty treat. MONTHLY MEETING OF THE MIND (& BRAIN) Learn how Los Poblanos Historic Inn & Organic Farm (4803 Rio to use your brain instead of letting your brain use you. Grande NW). $5. 2pm. 344 -9297. North Domingo Baca Multigenerational Center alibi.com/e/116099. a [16 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY BUSINESS PROFILE • PAID ADVERTISEMENT H T R O W S G N I L L O H

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There are coming-of-age stories, and then “All of us, believers and skeptics alike, love there’s The Member of the Wedding . The 1946 A young Tom Wolfe once told an even Fans of all-things-macabre need to check a good story,” writes investigator Benjamin Southern Gothic masterpiece penned by literary younger Gail Sheehy that the newspaper biz out Ray John de Aragón ’s newest local history titan Carson McCullers defies any attempt to Radford in Mysterious New Mexico: “is like the main Tijuana bullring ... you have book, The New Mexico Book of the Undead: pigeonhole it as such, despite the fact that the Miracles, Magic, and Monsters in the Land to be brave.” And brave she was. Sheehy was Goblin & Ghoul Folklore (History Press, story follows several days in the life of scrappy of Enchantment (University of New Mexico breaking barriers and shattering glass ceilings paperback, $16.99). The Land of tween tomboy Frankie Addams as she struggles Press; paperback; $24.95). It sums up this before that was considered a good thing. Enchantment offers its own spin on some with small-town blues and a nagging urge to see book’s mindset perfectly. Known as a debunker Emerging from what she calls “the estrogen global horror tropes, so local variants of spook the wider world. Rich with themes of sexual and of myths, Radford certainly lives up to his zone” of women’s journalism in the 1960s, stories comprise the core of the book. For racial identity, the play remains relevant today, reputation in this volume as he skewers over a Sheehy blazed a trail into the all-male world of example, “La Guajona” is the vampire witch what with same-sex marriage and racial profiling dozen of your favorite nuevomexicano legends serious feature articles. She wrote pieces on hunting along the road from Taos, “Santa by police being national hot-button issues. with carefully researched and extensively the gritty world of prostitution, covered Companía” drafts a foolish cemetery-visiting McCullers adapted the novella for stage in documented facts. He’s not out to burst Northern Ireland during Bloody Sunday, boy into service of the dead, and “María 1950, and it had a hugely successful run on anyone’s bubble though. Despite what your interviewed Hillary Clinton, Robert Kennedy, Sangre Fría” is a chilling saga reminiscent of Broadway. Catch the Adobe Theater’s (9813 abuela might’ve told you, La Llorona isn’t Egyptian ex-president Anwar Sadat, etc. Her The Picture of Dorian Gray . Aragón goes Fourth Street NW) production helmed by real—but what is real is the cross-cultural Burque’s own James Cady, who has some 1976 work Passages: Predictable Crises of Adult beyond retelling to provide extensive presence and power of the weeping woman serious directorial notches in his belt from plays Life charted the life stages we all go through historical context, greatly enriching this slim by Eugene O’Neill and Arthur Miller, as well as story, and Radford explains its rich history in and was named one of the 10 most influential volume with linguistic, social and geographic his own interpretation of Hamlet . This show runs fascinating detail. He’s got the goods on crystal books of our time by a Library of Congress details. If you want a signed copy, complete Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm, and Sundays skulls, the miraculous spiral staircase at survey. She heads to the Albuquerque JCC with reading by the author and Q&A session, at 2pm, from Oct. 24 to Nov. 16. Strapped for Loretto Chapel, the KiMo ghost and tons (5520 Wyoming NE) on Sunday, Oct. 26, at pop into Page One Books (5850 Eubank NE) cash? Catch the pay-what-you-will performance more. For the next Radford sighting, head to 3pm to discuss her new memoir Daring: My at 6:30pm Tuesday, Oct. 28. The event is free on Thursday, Nov. 6. Otherwise, shows are $15 Barnes & Noble Coronado (6600 Menaul NE) Passages (William Morrow; hardcover; and open to the public. Call 294-2026 for info. ($13 for seniors and students). More info can be on Saturday, Oct. 25, at 1pm, where he’ll $29.99). Tickets are $10 in advance at If you miss him at Page One, he’ll also be at gleaned and reservations made at happily engage in some rousing discussion with jccabq.org, $15 at the door. Call 348-4500 for Bookworks on Thursday, Oct. 30. (Holly von adobetheater.org or 898-9222. (Ian Wolff) a lovers of New Mexico lore, whether they more info. (Randyn Charles Bartholomew) Winckel) a believe or question. (Lisa Barrow) [18 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI Arts & Lit EVENT | PREVIEW Calendar

THURSDAY OCT 23 WORDS BOOKWORKS Cozy Up at Story Time! With cooler weather right around the corner, blankets are the theme this week. 10:30am. alibi.com/e/115893. Also, Ring in the Holidays . A reading and signing with writer Katie Lane. 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/115894. JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER 2014 JCC Book Fest & Author Series: Nicole Mones . The writer discusses and signs her new novel Night in Shanghai . $10 -$25. 7-8:30pm. 348 -4518. alibi.com/e/113740. PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE The Postwar Transformation of Albuquerque, New Mexico, 1945-1972 . Former city planner and real estate appraiser Robert Turner Wood Go (Mostly) Tiny or Go presents his nonfiction book. 6:30 -8:20pm. 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/113860. Home THE SOURCE Fixed and Free Poetry Reading . Open mic A yearly tradition now in its 24th rotation, the readings as well as featured poets, each reading for Miniatures & More show at Albuquerque about 15 minutes. Donations accepted. 7 -9pm. Museum (2000 Mountain NW) brings 401 -8139. alibi.com/e/70927. together a multitude of blue-chip artists UNM STUDENT UNION BUILDING The Filipino American working in Experience in New Mexico . Book launch for the first photography, SATURDAY book about the history of Filipino New Mexicans and sculpture and painting OCTOBER 25 of every stripe. Unlike their contributions to New Mexico. 6pm. Albuquerque Museum alibi.com/e/115903. other shows at the STAGE museum, everything’s of Art and History for sale. Indulge in 2000 Mountain NW ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Grease . Henry Avery some sculpture from alibi.com/e/115908 directs this classic rock-and-roll musical about a Jan Hoy, whose 6 to 9pm greaser and a good girl who rekindle their love. Runs simple lines and through 11/2. $12 -$24. 7:30pm. 242 -4750. crunchy patinas on pieces like the fired-clay alibi.com/e/114141. “Continuity 1” suggest supremely pleasing NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER The Boxcar . heft and texture. John Healey’s blue-gleaming Part of the Siembra Latino Theatre Festival, the play optical glass “Allegro” is shimmeringly modern. follows a group of men who enter the US illegally in William Haskell, a favorite depicter of search of a better life. Runs through 10/26. northern New Mexico, employs intense $15 -$18. 7:30pm. 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/115369. shades of acrylic to produce vast depths in THE STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Thursday outdoor scenes like “Chasing Rain,” while Night Comedy . Featuring three of the country’s best Debra Keirce’s acrylic “Blue Meets Pink” stand-up comedians: Ryan Singer, Andy Wood and painting achieves a boozier effect with Michael Jordan. $10. 7:30pm. 771 -5680. resonant hues rendering a shelf of liquor alibi.com/e/112247. bottles. Miniatures & More used to consist of FILM only small works, but the & More was added KIMO THEATRE Beyond the Myth . Part of National Pit Bull in 2007 to accommodate larger pieces like Awareness month, this film looks at Pit Bulls and John Garrett’s “ICY SHIMMER,” consisting of breed discrimination in America. 7 -9:30pm. handmade wire loops formed into chains to 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/114308. which metal squares and discs—raw, painted, NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER A Better Life . encrusted with metal leaf, embossed or From director Chris Weitz, this film portrays the brushed—are attached, creating a detailed, struggles of an undocumented immigrant who wants moving plate of “armor.” The exhibit opens to to give his son a better life in the US. 7pm. the public on Sunday, Oct. 26—though if 724 -4771. alibi.com/e/115384. you’re a serious and well-heeled collector, you might prefer to hit the grand opening gala on FRIDAY OCT 24 Saturday (for 75 bucks a pop). For more info, see albuquerquemuseum.org or call 842-0111. WORDS (Lisa Barrow) a BOOKWORKS Kale Soup for the Soul . Portuguese poets Carlos Matos, Millicent Bourges Accardi and Célia Eldorado Fine Arts and Crafts Fall Show . Featuring Cordeiro share stories about food, family and culture. over 45 artists showing a variety of work, including 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/115895. painting, jewelry, ceramics, glass, photography, DANE SMITH HALL , University of New Mexico weaving and more. 3 -7pm. 505 -91706870. Remapping the Territory, Our America: A Hispanic alibi.com/e/114558. History of the United States . A reading, signing and TANSEY CONTEMPORARY , Santa Fe Re-Connecting to discussion with Dr. Felipe Fernández-Armesto. 2pm. the Past . A talk with artist Patrick McGrath Muñiz. 724 -4777. alibi.com/e/115380. ART 5-7pm. (505) 995 -8513. alibi.com/e/115906. TORTUGA GALLERY Landscape Revisited/Celestial Self BUFFALO THUNDER RESORT AND CASINO, Artist Talk . Artist Richard Lorenz discusses his current Santa Fe Santa Fe Comic Con . Featuring show, which is on display until 10/31. 6pm. a horror film festival, sci-fi and comic 506 -0820. alibi.com/e/114117. books, creating a tri con experience ZANE BENNETT CONTEMPORARY ART , Santa Fe Eros unlike any other. $10 -$200. 4 -8pm. and Thanatos Opening Reception . New works by alibi.com/e/116251. See “Reel World.” Michael Petry. Runs through 11/22. 5 -7pm. DAVID RICHARD GALLERY , Santa Fe WHAT Artist alibi.com/e/116080. Also, ¡Saludos, Barcelona! Reception . New sculptures by Nancy Dwyer. Runs Opening Reception . Fifty years’ worth of polígrafa through 12/6. 5 -7pm. (505) 983 -9555. prints. Runs through 11/22. 5 -7pm. (505) alibi.com/e/116079. 982 -8111. alibi.com/e/115907. MUSEUM OF INTERNATIONAL FOLK ART , Santa Fe STAGE Pottery of the U.S. South: A Living Tradition Opening ADOBE THEATER The Member of the Reception . Featuring works characterized by earthy Wedding . Carson McCullers’ poignant local clays, salt and ash glazes, and surprising effects play centers around a 12-year-old girl of wood firing. 5:30 -7:30pm. (505) 476 -1200. caught between childhood innocence alibi.com/e/115905. ST. JOHN’S UNITED METHODIST CHURCH , Santa Fe Arts & Lit Calendar continues on page 2 0 WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [19 ] 1pm. 797 -5681. alibi.com/e/115909. See Arts Lit Calendar continued from page 19 & “Get Lit.” and the throes of adolescence. Runs BOOKWORKS Talking with the Devil About Love . A reading through 11/16. $13 -$15. 7:30pm. and signing with poet and writer Jeremy Tolbert. 7pm. 898 -9222. alibi.com/e/103719. See 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/115896. “Stage Whispers.” HASTINGS BOOKS AND MUSIC Book Signing with Ronn ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Grease . $12 -$24. Perea . The author signs a few of his novels, including 7:30pm. See 10/23 listing. The Email Tango and Smiles, Giggles and Laughs . BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE 1-5pm. 319 -6529. alibi.com/e/105787. SHOW . Live comedy and improv. $8 -$10. 9 -10pm. PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE Dishing Up New Mexico: 145 alibi.com/e/114589. Also, Comedy? High energy, Recipes from the Land of Enchantment . Dave DeWitt, fast-moving and hilarious, Comedy? is Albuquerque’s co-producer of the National Fiery Foods & Barbecue alternative comedy troupe. $6. 10:30pm -11:45am. Show, signs his latest nonfiction effort. 2:30pm. 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/65096. 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/115902. KIMO THEATRE Minds Interrupted: Stories of Lives SAN PEDRO LIBRARY Adult Storytime . Staff members Affected by Mental Illness . Monologues highlighting read aloud from their favorite short stories or powerful stories of the struggles, persistence and hope selections from longer works. 3:30 -4:30pm. of those affected by mental illness. $15. 7 -8:30pm. 256 -2067. alibi.com/e/106195. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/114574. ART LEGENDS THEATER @ ROUTE 66 CASINO Jay Leno . A ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND performance by the acclaimed TV late night show HISTORY Miniatures & More 2014 Grand house, stand-up comedian and best-selling author. Opening & Sale . Featuring works by Timur $42 -$95. 8pm. 352 -7925. alibi.com/e/114579. Akhriev, Charles Aldrich, Stephen Datz MCM ELEGANTE HOTEL An Inheritance of Murder . A and more, as well as a host bar and hors murder mystery about group of folks who come d’oeuvres. $75. 6 -9pm. 243 -7255. together for the reading of a rich man’s will. $34 -$57. alibi.com/e/115908. See preview box. 7:30 -9:30pm. 453 -3038. alibi.com/e/115855. BEAR BARN ART GALLERY , Edgewood Open House & MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST Kiss of the Spider Reception . Head to the gallery and meet glass artist Woman . The play follows Valentin and Molina, two men Marti Brittenham, potter Annette Austin and painter in a Latin American prison who share stories about Hollis Hedlund. 10am -5pm. alibi.com/e/115910. their lives. Runs through 11/02. $20 -$22. 8pm. BUFFALO THUNDER RESORT AND CASINO , Santa Fe 265 -9119. alibi.com/e/101650. Santa Fe Comic Con . $10 -$200. 10am -8pm. See NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER The Boxcar . 10/24 listing. $15 -$18. 7:30pm. See 10/23 listing. MUNOZ-WAXMAN GALLERY , Santa Fe Three Muses TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY Cyrano . Drawing Extravaganza . Take your easels and drawing Michael Hollinger’s modern adaptation of this famous materials for an evening of figure drawing. $18, RSVP play features swoon-inducing romance and required. 5 -9pm. alibi.com/e/115890. swashbuckling action. Runs through 11/9. $20 -$22. ST. JOHN’S UNITED METHODIST CHURCH , Santa Fe 8pm. 243 -0596. alibi.com/e/114847. Eldorado Fine Arts and Crafts Fall Show . 9am -5pm. UNM’S EXPERIMENTAL THEATRE, Center for See 10/24 listing. the Arts The Monkey’s Paw . A retelling of STAGE the classic British horror story, during ADOBE THEATER The Member of the Wedding . $13 -$15. which the White family learns the 7:30pm. See 10/24 listing. meaning of “be careful what you wish ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Grease . $12 -$24. for.” $7 -$10. 7:30pm, 9pm. 7:30pm. See 10/23 listing. alibi.com/e/114995. See “Stage BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE Whispers.” SHOW . $8 -$10. 9 -10pm. See 10/24 listing. VISTA GRANDE COMMUNITY CENTER , Sandia Park The FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Spirits of Suspicion . Trans Siberian Express Murders . A hilarious musical Dinner theater special about a woman trying to solve dinner theater experience about a Jewish family her husband’s murder pays comic tribute to the Thin running from the Gestapo, a French inspector chasing Man movies. $56.50. 7:30 -9:30pm. 377 -9593. robbers and more. $8 -$35. 6:30 -9pm. 286 -1950. alibi.com/e/105878. alibi.com/e/111936. MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST Kiss of the Spider THE VORTEX THEATRE The Mystery of Irma Vep . Charles Woman . $20 -$22. 8pm. See 10/24 listing. Ludlam’s hilarious spoof of Hitchcock, Wuthering NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER The Boxcar . Heights and genre movies with werewolves, mummies $15 -$18. 7:30pm. See 10/23 listing. and ghosts. Runs through 10/31. $15 -$22. TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY Cyrano . 7:30 -9:15pm. 228 -4740. alibi.com/e/108843. $20 -$22. 8pm. See 10/24 listing. SONG & DANCE UNM’S EXPERIMENTAL THEATRE , Center for the Arts ELIZABETH WATERS CENTER FOR DANCE, UNM MAIN The Monkey’s Paw . $7 -$10. 7:30pm, 9pm. See 10/24 CAMPUS Shape Shift . A student showcase with listing. original choreography by the finest undergrad and VISTA GRANDE COMMUNITY CENTER , Sandia Park The graduate students in UNM’s dance program. $8 -$12. Trans Siberian Express Murders . $8 -$35. 6:30 -9pm. 7:30pm. 277 -4332. alibi.com/e/112013. See 10/24 listing. LEARN THE VORTEX THEATRE The Mystery of Irma Vep . $15 -$22. PNM POP-UP PAVILION/CNM STEMULUS CENTER The 7:30 -9:15pm. See 10/24 listing. Poetics of Songwriting . Featuring a broad overview of SONG & DANCE poetic theory and discussion of common and CASA FLAMENCA Tablao Flamenco . Join Carmen uncommon lyric structures. 1 -2pm. Ledesma and Jòse Mèndez for a special flamenco alibi.com/e/114937. concert. $50. 8 -9:15pm. 247 -0622. SOL ACTING ACADEMY Signing with an Agency . Join Jody alibi.com/e/115204. Black of A&M Agency to discuss what actors need to ELIZABETH WATERS CENTER FOR DANCE, UNM MAIN know to look for the agency that’s right for them. $50. CAMPUS Shape Shift . $8 -$12. 7:30pm. See 10/24 6-8pm. 881 -0975. alibi.com/e/115639. listing. FILM HISTORIC OLD TOWN World Singing Day in Old Town . Soli GUILD CINEMA The 4th Annual Rocky Horror Musica and the City of Albuquerque present an Anniversary Show . Costumes are afternoon of five local choirs spreading their love of encouraged for this event, featuring singing. 1 -4pm. 768 -3452. alibi.com/e/115836. guests Ri Ri SynCyr, General Blackery, KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Thrill The World Rex Starchild, Mary Jane Monroe and Albuquerque 2014 . Dress up in your zombie gear and more. $20. 10:30pm. 450 -4706. partake in a worldwide “Thriller” dance for charity. alibi.com/e/115614. See “Reel World.” 2:30 -4:15pm. alibi.com/e/110900. POPEJOY HALL , UNM Center for the Arts Halloween SATURDAY OCT 25 Spooktacular! The New Mexico Philharmonic casts a magical spell, with guest conductor Byron Herrington WORDS and a special appearance by Jeremiah Bitsui from BARNES & NOBLE, UPTOWN Mysterious New “Breaking Bad.” $20 -$68. 6 -8pm. 925 -5858. Mexico: Miracles, Magic, and Monsters in alibi.com/e/103714. the Land of Enchantment . A reading and VERSATILE STYLES DANCE STUDIO Super Shaolin signing with writer Benjamin Radford. Breakdance . Go one-on-one for breakdance and all-

[20 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI styles competitions for a chance to win up to $100. (piano) and Joel Becktell (cello), with music from $8, FREE for kids 6 and under. 5 -9pm. 933 -2199. Beethoven to Led Zeppelin. Freewill offerings alibi.com/e/114837. accepted. 2pm. 883 -1717. alibi.com/e/114019. LEARN LEARN HARWOOD’S 6TH STREET STUDIO SOUTH Sugar Skulls: GIG PERFORMANCE SPACE , Santa Fe Mandolin Meaning, Making & Decorating . Spend an afternoon Workshop with Sharon Gilchrist . This workshop is for immersed in exploring sugar skulls as an art form and any mandolin player looking to further their experience a traditional act of remembrance for Día de los of the instrument. $60. 11am -4pm. Muertos. $30 -$45. 1 -3:30pm. alibi.com/e/114278. alibi.com/e/116051. NEW GROUNDS PRINT WORKSHOP Multi Plate Gravure NEW GROUNDS PRINT WORKSHOP Multi Plate Gravure Workshop . Class provides an exciting opportunity to Workshop . $190 plus tax. 10am -5pm. See 10/25 create limited edition prints using positive, negative listing. and multiple color plates. $190 plus tax. 10am -5pm. FILM 268 -8952. alibi.com/e/104587. DRURY PLAZA HOTEL, Santa Fe 2014 New FILM Mexico Film & TV Industry Mixer . Join in GUILD CINEMA The 4th Annual Rocky Horror Anniversary to celebrate and toast the continued Show . $20. 10:30pm. See 10/24 listing. success of film & television in the Land KIMO THEATRE The Fisher King (1991) . Film follows the of Enchantment. $25. 4 -7pm. (505) friendship between a radio DJ and a homeless man. 982 -0571. alibi.com/e/116256. See Part of the Thanks for the Memories ... Remembering “Reel World.” Robin Williams film series. $5 -$7. 7 -9:15pm. KIMO THEATRE Jumanji (1995) . A board game lets the 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/114618. jungle loose in a city. Part of the Thanks for the Memories ... Remembering Robin Williams film series. SUNDAY OCT 26 $5 -$7. 2 -3:45pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/114640. WORDS MONDAY OCT 27 BOOKWORKS Goin’ Crazy with Sam Peckinpah and All Our Friends . A reading WORDS and signing with Max Evans & Robert ALBUQUERQUE ACADEMY Community Academy Lecture Nott. 3pm. 344 -8139. Series . Acclaimed author Alvin Townley gives a talk. alibi.com/e/115897. See “Reel World.” 6:30pm. alibi.com/e/115898. JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER 2014 JCC Book UNIVERSITY OF NEW MEXICO Beautiful You . Fest & Author Series: Gail Sheehy . The A reading and signing with writer Chuck writer signs copies of her memoir Daring: Palahniuk. $25.95. 7pm. 225 -5866. My Passages . $10 -$30. 3 -4:30pm. alibi.com/e/115899. See “Get Lit.” 348 -4518. alibi.com/e/113741. See “Get LEARN Lit.” LOMA COLORADO MAIN LIBRARY AUDITORIUM , Rio MUNOZ-WAXMAN GALLERY , Santa Fe Play + Write + Rancho Rarámuri: The Foot Runners of the Sierra Share . Participants from an ongoing series of Madre . An illustrated talk with photographer Diana workshops read their poetry and prose and display Molina. 6:30 -7:30pm. 891 -5013. their projects at this celebratory event. 2 -3:30pm. alibi.com/e/115926. alibi.com/e/115892. PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE Out of Sight: Blind and Doing All TUESDAY OCT 28 Right . Former ABQ radio personality Art Schreiber discusses and signs his nonfiction book. 2:30 -4pm. WORDS 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/115180. PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE New Mexico Book of TREASURE HOUSE BOOKS , Old Town New Mexico Book of the Undead: Goblin & Ghoul Folklore . A the Undead: Goblin & Ghoul Folklore . A reading and reading and signing with writer Ray John signing with writer Ray John de Aragon. 1 -3pm. de Aragon. 6:30 -8:15pm. 294 -2026. 242 -7204. alibi.com/e/115182. See “Get Lit.” ART SONG & DANCE BUFFALO THUNDER RESORT AND CASINO , Santa Fe FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH Albuquerque Civic Chorus Fall Santa Fe Comic Con . $10 -$200. 10am -6pm. See Season 2014 . If you love to sing, consider joining 10/24 listing. others who share your passion. No auditions STAGE necessary. 7 -9pm. 980 -6611. alibi.com/e/105948. ADOBE THEATER The Member of the Wedding . $13 -$15. 2pm. See 10/24 listing. WEDNESDAY OCT 29 ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Grease . $12 -$24. 2pm. See 10/23 listing. WORDS MUSICAL THEATRE SOUTHWEST Kiss of the Spider BOOKWORKS Alice Steer Wilson: Light, Particularly . A Woman . $20 -$22. 4pm. See 10/24 listing. reading and signing with writer Janice Wilson Stridick. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Opera 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/115900. Southwest presents Hamlet (Amleto) . A once-in-a- JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER 2014 JCC Book Fest & lifetime production that remains faithful to the original Author Series: Juliana Maio . The Jewish/Egyptian-born Shakespearean text and showcases work by Franco author signs her latest historical novel City of the Sun . Faccio and Arrigo Boito. $12 -$82. 2pm. Also, The $25, reservation required. 11:30am -1:30pm. Boxcar . $15 -$18. 2pm. See 10/23 listing. 243 -0591. 348 -4518. alibi.com/e/113743. alibi.com/e/114453. LEARN TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY Cyrano . GUERRILLA PHOTO GROUP Open Studio Play Time . A $20 -$22. 2pm. See 10/24 listing. creative collaborative for models, photographers, UNM’S EXPERIMENTAL THEATRE , Center for the Arts stylists, makeup/hair artists and clothing designers. The Monkey’s Paw . $7 -$10. 2pm, 3:30pm. See 10/24 5:30pm -midnight. 681 -7471. alibi.com/e/89609. listing. SOUTHWEST WRITERS OFFICE , Carlisle Executive Suites THE VORTEX THEATRE The Mystery of Irma Vep . $15 -$22. Strangeness: Writing Science Fiction, Fantasy and 2pm. See 10/24 listing. Worlds on the Bias . A six-week writing challenge with SONG & DANCE author Betsy James, featuring assignments designed ELIZABETH WATERS CENTER FOR DANCE, UNM MAIN to find your stories and set them in motion. CAMPUS Shape Shift . $8 -$12. 2pm. 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WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [21 ] A DRINKABLE FEAST FOOD | Flash in the pan BY HOSHO MCCREESH Follow the Beat Reconsider the tomatillo A toast to Kerouac ADF returns this month to lament the end of Embracing a forgotten fruit another beautiful summer and mark the Oct. 21 death of Jack Kerouac. His wild and vibrant “spontaneous” prose pairs perfectly with one of Albuquerque’s finest pints and a tasty bite from a and edible version of itself, with a softer, less local food truck. As Kerouac, in his native French tart and less strange flavor. Canadian, would’ve said: “Bon appétit!” Book: Big Sur by Jack Kerouac Floor Lickin’ Chile Verde A haunting meditation on alcoholism, death 1 lb tomatillos and literary fame—all dressed up as the fumblings of a failing Zen Buddhist, Big Sur is 1 lb meat (pork, lamb, venison, beef) the perfect bookend to Kerouac’s career. He 1 lb chile peppers (the more variety, the skyrocketed to fame with the publication of On better. Poblanos, jalapeños, bell peppers, the Road in 1957 and was widely hailed as the dried red chile, Jimmy Nardello’s, señoritas, voice of the Beat Generation. But by the time conchos de toro, Bulgarian fish peppers ... most of his books of youthful exuberance were published, Kerouac had transitioned into the whatever capsicum you’ve got, fresh or bitter, road-weary alcoholic portrayed in Big Sur . dried. Diversity of chile is what gives each His desire to know and understand his life and batch of chile verde its unique fingerprint. I the world is palpable—and so, too, is his inability wish I could remember the mix that went to find inner peace. This spidered-windshield of a into the batch we ate off the floor.) book is filled with tenderness and madness, revealing Kerouac as a wind-blown bag of 2 cups chopped cilantro contradictions. It’s a mesmerizing and deeply 1 large onion, chopped human cautionary tale, and the perfect way to 1 head garlic commemorate his passing. 5 bay leaves Beer: Tractor’s La Llorona Amber Red wine for cooking (I wouldn’t cook with This ale is as haunted as Kerouac. All true a wine I wouldn’t drink.) New Mexicans know the heart-wrenching tale 1 tablespoon cumin powder or crushed cumin that inspires ADF’s brew this month. Trapped in 1 tablespoon garlic powder a purgatory of her own making, La Llorona Cut the meat into 1-inch-or-smaller wanders the ditch banks, wailing and forever in search of her drowned children. So, too, did cubes, and brown it in the pan or under the Kerouac wander, and he ended up every ounce broiler. Using a tender cut of meat makes the as bitter and lonely as that mournful specter by job a bit simpler. After browning, tough cuts of his end. Tractor’s La Llorona is a silky amber—my meat should be braised in 3 parts water and 1 draft looked slightly unfiltered and as gorgeous part red wine, with 5 or so bay leaves and a as Corrales acequia water—though it may well have been the last glass in the keg. It’s earthy on sprinkle of salt. Bake at 300 degrees in a the nose, most certainly a beer with all the covered dish until the meat softens, adding smoke and harvest of autumn. It starts toasty more water and wine as necessary. and bitter thanks in large part to the dry With your meat in an oiled pan on hopping, and the medium carbonation helps it medium heat, cook until it begins to sizzle and finish slow and syrupy. Chile verde in the raw PHOTO BY ARI LEVAUX add the onion and garlic. Savor the aroma as Food: Street Food Blvd tacos (two you stir. Season with salt, pepper, garlic ways) BY ARI LEVAUX batch off the counter before dinner one night, powder and cumin. When the onions are Kerouac’s road meets Big Sur’s SoCal style the five-second rule was cast out the window. translucent, add 1 quart of chicken stock (or beach grub in a truck reminiscent of the State We scooped it off the floor and into bowls jus from your braising) to the pan. Simmer for Fair food alley. Road-worn diners are invited to ity the tomatillo, one of the most ignored pull in to Street Food Blvd at the end of a long with a spatula, and ate it with the abandon of 30 minutes. As the meat simmers, the next and misunderstood of all produce items. desperate drug addicts sharing a soiled needle. steps take place in the food processor. summer drive. It offers up a delicious twist on When I see them at the farmers market, local fare (think nachos and tacos)—and P Aztec wordsmiths honored the unusual Remove and discard the husks from the elevates its menu with fresh ingredients and languishing in the stalls of growers who would architecture of the tomatillo with the name tomatillos, slice them in half, and purée along clever flavor combinations. The standouts for otherwise be on their way home were it not for miltomatl , which means “round and plump with the cilantro, garlic and chile peppers— this road-weary traveler were the fried avocado their tomatillos, I’m reminded of the last kid taco and the sumptuous brisket taco. First, the with paper.” trimmed and de-seeded as necessary per your to get picked for a kickball team. Nobody Almost 2,000 years later, people are still heat tolerance. If you have some green avocado: It had more in common with tempura values tomatillos or knows what to do with than with that heavy, deep-fried batter one captivated by the fruit’s appearance—only to tomatoes that you picked off the vine before might expect at, you know, the State Fair. And them, except to make salsa. And honestly, it’s bring some home, discover their strange, tart the big freeze, you can throw them in as well. the juicy brisket taco made perfect sense as both hard to argue that tomatillo salsa is any better flavor and say “Hmm.” They proceed to search (Note: If you want to chicken out here and barbecue and as a taco—which is no small feat. than tomato salsa. The true strength of this online for tomatillo salsa recipes. If they only just make tomatillo salsa, your work is Both were finished off with queso fresco and fruit lies elsewhere, but few seem to know it. fresh toppings for a light bite with enough knew. essentially done. Add some chopped onions staying power to soak up a beer or three. The My version of Microsoft Word doesn’t even Chile verde is a simple dish, but so rich and start dipping your chips. But understand innovative menu looks to be in constant flux, but acknowledge “tomatillo” as the correct and complex that one might expect it to be that you will be missing out on the culinary we recommend trying anything (and everything) spelling of a word. But if these software harder to prepare than it is. The ingredients experience of a lifetime.) with the brisket in it. developers and farmers market shoppers were combine into something greater than the sum Stir this mush into the meat pan and to try my chile verde (not to be confused with Buddhism teaches a “joyful participation in of their parts in remarkable fashion, such that simmer for another hour or two on low heat, the sorrows of the world,” and this month’s ADF green chile), they’d be reprogramming their the finished product can make an average seasoning with salt and pepper, stirring offers up a dark and brooding triptych your inner word processors and updating their meal plans, cook look like a genius. frequently and adding water or stock as Zen Buddhist can truly revel in: light and hearty such that proper respect is given to this Pork is typically used, but most any meat necessary. When you’re ready to be done grub; a smoky, vibrant local pint; and the ancient fruit. will do. I like it with deer and recently made a cooking, stop adding water and allow the gravy conflicted madness of ignorant craving that I call it “my” chile verde recipe, but it’s Kerouac’s book chronicles. An afternoon spent batch with lamb, which resulted in a dish that to thicken a bit. Serve with tortillas or rice, or meditating with each just might get us all one adapted from bits and pieces I’ve picked up tasted like something from an Indian in a bowl like soup. step closer to Nirvana. And for those who enjoy from various other recipes. Of course, the restaurant. It seems that chile verde can do no The prep time in chile verde is reasonably comparing films to the book that inspired them, descendants of Aztecs and Mayans have been wrong. last year saw a pretty damn good adaptation of short, but the cook time, ideally, is long. combining chile, tomatillos and meat for The tomatillo’s tartness penetrates the Whether made with a succulent piece of pork Big Sur from director Michael Polish. So until millennia. I kept messing with my recipe until next month: Keep your beer local, keep your meat, tenderizing it and creating new flavor or a slow-cooked lamb shank, chile verde is a food bucks with food trucks, and keep the mind it got to the point of such awesomeness that, combinations. Meanwhile, the tomatillo dish worth waiting for. And if necessary, it’s a when a housemate once knocked a finished and spirit free by reading dangerous books. a becomes transformed into a surprisingly rich dish worth eating off a dirty floor. a [22 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [23 ] REEL WORLD FILM | revIeW BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Give yourself over Dear White People Every year Pride & Equality magazine presents a special Halloween screening of the sex-and- Unabashed comedy-drama about black and white college students sci-fi musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show . This year it will take place Oct. 24 and 25, 10:30pm, at Guild Cinema (3405 Central NE). plays all the race cards Rocky Horror New Mexico will be there providing the mandatory live shadowcast. Other special guests include Albuquerque burlesquers Rex Starchild, General Blackery, Mary Jane Monroe and Ri Ri SynCyr. This sounds like it’s gonna be an epic show. Tickets are $20 apiece and include a bag full of props to play with. Only 100 tickets are available, and they go quick. So get on over to myprideonline.com/rocky-horror to claim your seat. Bloody good timing One major component of this weekend’s inaugural Santa Fe Comic Con is the newly unearthed Open Wound Film Festival. This timely, horror-based indie film showcase will take place Friday, Oct. 24, through Sunday, Oct. 26. A total of 11 short films (under 7 minutes), 16 intermediate films (7 to 75 minutes) and 3 features (75 minutes plus) will be screened. There will also be a special Sam White (Tessa Thompson) would like you to rephrase that last remark. collection of seven New Mexico-made shorts. Special guests Ernie Hudson ( Ghostbusters ), about calling Anglos to task for their Linda Blair ( The Exorcist ) and Ari Lehman (the BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY original Friday the 13th ) are scheduled to make Dear White People shortcomings. It’s also about asking black people appearances. Lehman will participate in a Written and directed by Justin Simien about where they stand on their own self- y the power vested in me by absolutely no screening/Q&A of 1980’s Friday the 13th on Starring Tyler James Williams, Tessa Thompson, identity. At its best, the film holds up a mirror to Friday (which is, sadly, not the 13th) starting at one, I hereby declare 2014 The Year of “The Kyle Gallner its audience and confronts stereotypes head-on— 6pm. Blair will present the film festival’s awards Conversation.” Whether you’re on the B Rated R often with a sharp sense of humor. (Anybody on Saturday night. That’s followed by a streets of Ferguson, Mo., protesting racial Opens Friday 10/24 who rags on Tyler Perry movies is good in my screening of 1973’s The Exorcist at 8:30pm. profiling or, like Bill O’Reilly, you profess open book.) Simien is eager to show off his educated, Other screenings/parties are scheduled doubt that “white privilege” even exists, you are pop-culture-savvy wit. At one point overly throughout the weekend. Admission to Open still actively involved in “The Conversation.” It’s the narrative as anyone is Sam White (the Wound Film Festival is included with your enlightened Sam has nightmares about being a admission to the Santa Fe Comic Con. Individual not that racism and prejudice hasn’t been an charismatic Tessa Thompson from “Veronica Cosby kid. (“My sweaters were so big,” she day tickets cost from $10 to $20. Weekend active topic in America since ... well, since Mars”). Sam is a campus rabble-rouser who moans.) At another point her (secret) white passes are $30 to $35. VIP tickets run $75 to Christopher Columbus shook hands with a bunch broadcasts a weekly radio show called “Dear boyfriend begs for recognition, asking, “Can I at $200. All events take place at the Buffalo of Arawak tribesmen in the Bahamas. But the White People,” offering up gentle (and not-so- least get credit for a solid Coming to America Thunder Resort & Casino between Santa Fe debate over how we treat each other and how we gentle) satire about race relations. (“Dear White reference?” There are a wealth of well-spoken, and Española. Go to openwoundfilms.com for a come to terms with our own ethnic heritage People,” she announces in typical fashion, “the even-toned conversations on display. Watching complete schedule of films and times. seems to be reaching a fever pitch. This is, in all minimum requirement of black friends you need the film is a bit like hanging out in college and likelihood, a good thing. Better a spirited to not be seen as racist has just been raised to getting into a lot of half-drunk, overly verbose conversation than a bloody brawl. Certainly two.”) Upset over the school’s recent policy of conversations. That’s appropriate, given the Mix it up nothing is solved (or advanced or overcome or desegregating residence halls, Sam decides to run milieu—but the film never really works up much New Mexico Women in Film, TV & Media hosts whatever it is we’re trying to do here) in the for president of the African-American residence energy. its monthly mixer this Sunday, Oct. 26, from 4 absence of open, honest speech. hall. Unexpectedly, she wins, forcing her to Based on the evidence at hand, Simien could to 7pm at the Drury Plaza Hotel in Santa Fe So it is with expert timing that freshman finally start coming up with solutions to all the turn out to be an important new voice to watch (228 E. Palace Ave.). This is your opportunity writer-director Justin Simien’s comedy-drama problems she’s been complaining about. out for. But he’s clearly still in the early stages of to “rub elbows with the industry movers and Dear White People arrives in theaters. The first- As it happens, a reality show looking for cast shakers in our state” in a fancier-than-usual his career here. Dear White People is sprawling in members and hungry for conflict may be directly setting. There will even be live music by John time filmmaker has chosen to tackle no less a its characters and choppy in its narrative. Simien Rangel and door prize giveaways this time subject than race in America for his debut or indirectly responsible for Sam’s political tries to disguise this by dividing the film into a around. Tickets are $25, and proceeds will go feature. It’s a topic he addresses with a great deal victory. This possibility angers wannabe actress number of brief segments, each with its own toward funding next year’s NMWIF of enthusiasm, a bit of self-deprecating humor Coco Conners (Teyonah Parris, “Mad Men”), chapter title. The film holds together, but it feels scholarships. For more info visit nmwif.com. and an encouraging glimmer of skill. who grows increasingly jealous of Sam’s like the work of a noble amateur searching for his The characters in our loose, academic popularity (not to mention her YouTube hits). voice. Despite the fact that Dear White People ensemble are united by the fact that they all The diva-esque Coco identifies far more with the bears a structural similarity to Spike Lee’s The real Wild Bunch attend an upscale, Ivy League college. The likes of the Kardashians than with her own race, incendiary ensemble Do the Right Thing —with Celebrated local author Max Evans ( The Hi-Lo traditionally (and still primarily) white but Sam’s ubiquity imbues her with a sudden Lionel as our apolitical observer Mookie and the Country, The Rounders, Bluefeather Fellini ) has Winchester University is experiencing its own burst of (ratings-worthy) black pride. Halloween party subbing for our overheated just published a new memoir through UNM fast-rising racial tensions. Things come to a head Meanwhile, afro-sporting outsider Lionel summertime riot—Simien is not the young Press. Goin’ Crazy With Sam Peckinpah and All when the campus’ snooty frat boy humor Higgins (Tyler James Williams from “Everybody firebrand Lee was. His arguments are a bit too Our Friends recounts the infamy-filled personal magazine throws a “Negro”-themed Halloween Hates Chris”) drifts around the periphery, trying wordy, his emotions a bit too reserved. life of Evans’ good pal and drinking buddy, party. While this seems cartoonishly to figure out how he fits into all this. Several Dear White People is smart; it’s professionally legendary Hollywood director Sam Peckinpah inflammatory, it’s an actual thing that happens at years into his college career, he’s still unable to (The Wild Bunch, Straw Dogs, Pat Garrett and made—but it’s more Dead Poets Society than settle on a major, a residence hall or much of Billy the Kid ). Epic artistic battles and infamous actual colleges in America. The fact that real-life Malcolm X . The humor, the drama, the romance: drunken benders are just the tip of the iceberg college students need to be told showing up in anything else. The editor of the school newspaper It’s all a tad too held-in-check. And the “lesson when it came to the man known as “Bloody blackface at a “pimps & hos” party isn’t cool sees a spark in his writing, however, and figures learned” ending is a bit too pat for such a Sam.” Starting at 3pm on Sunday, Oct. 26, Evans more than justifies this film’s narrative direction. Lionel might be just the man to dig up some nuanced, contradiction-embracing film. But— will be at Bookworks (4022 Rio Grande NW) Before we arrive at that fateful party, however, interesting dirt on Sam White’s sudden rise to with its prickly observations and its willingness to signing copies of his book and talking about his we get to meet a few of the people whose lives are power. ask hard questions—it’s a great way to continue days and nights with Mr. Peckinpah. a about to be impacted by it. As much a center of Despite the title, Dear White People isn’t just “The Conversation.” a [24 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [25 ] TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX TV Dead Pool Which new shows are dead men walking?

CBS— This juggernaut network only added BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY a handful of new dramas (“Stalker,” “Scorpion” and “NCIS: New Orleans”) to its already solid alloween is fast approaching, and it’s hard lineup. “Scorpion” is a laughable attempt at a to believe, but we have yet to see a single high-tech action series, but the ratings are sky- H killing on the fall TV schedule. What with high. If CBS had to cancel anything, it would all the cop shows on TV now, fictional corpses be “Stalker”—but even its ratings are aren’t hard to come by. But we’re weeks into consistent, week to week. the fall TV season, and network executives FOX— Based on ratings and reviews, two haven’t killed off a single underperforming shows are close to death. The murder mystery series. Sounds like it’s time for another TV dead “Gracepoint” starring David Tennant and the pool! Gather your friends, throw in some sitcom “Mulaney” starring standup comic John money, and predict which of the new fall shows Mulaney are the network’s weakest spots. FOX will be the first on the chopping block. had high hopes for both. “Mulaney” was ABC— Ratings for Tuesday night’s social supposed to be the next “Seinfeld,” and media sitcom “Selfie” aren’t exactly OMG. But “Gracepoint” was a remake of the popular they’re just pitiful for that show’s following act, British series “Broadchurch.” FOX has had a “Manhattan Love Story.” It debuted with a 1.5 rough time attracting viewers to the live-action rating (that’s a mere 1.5 percent of all TVs in shows in its Sunday night “Animation use)—and it lost 40 percent of that audience Domination” lineup, and “Mulaney” isn’t the very next week. It’s in serious mortal peril. helping. “Gracepoint” has already been termed The sci-fi/supernatural, crime-solving series a “limited series.” That means it has fewer “Forever” didn’t start out very strong, but it’s episodes than the normal 22 per season. But the shown some growth among total viewers and network would certainly have brought it back has been beating CBS’ “Under the Dome.” It for a second short season if it had performed might survive. But probably not forever. well. It hasn’t. So, given that it wraps up in NBC— NBC hasn’t had a hit Thursday only 10 episodes, is it likely FOX will pull it night sitcom in a dog’s age. This season’s top early? Maybe. ABC yanked its limited series flop is the rom-com “A to Z.” Ratings are “The Assets” earlier this year. It all depends on hovering at 1.0 in the 18-49 demo. Lower than what FOX has got in the pipeline for that and you might as well be on basic cable. midseason. Following close behind its exit will likely be the The CW— There’s been one new drama much-touted, little-appreciated “Bad Judge” (“The Flash”) and one new comedy (“Jane the with Kate Walsh. Wednesday night’s “The Virgin”). “The Flash” is a big hit teamed with Mysteries of Laura” is one of the worst-reviewed the network’s other superhero drama “Arrow.” shows of the new season. But it debuted with And “Jane The Virgin” gave the mini-network solid numbers. Even though it’s been losing its biggest Monday ratings in nearly three years. viewers each week, the numbers still aren’t as Looks like we’ll have to wait until midseason low as some of the other shows in the danger (“The Messengers”? “iZombie”?) for a possible zone. cancellation. a

magical heroine helps plan her new “Adventure Time” episode just stepson’s wedding—which is a in time for Halloween. Keeping with THE WEEK IN fascinating thing witches do. the season, Finn and Jake fight off a vengeful specter who has invaded SLOTH SUNDAY 26 their tree house. “The Great Halloween Fright Fight” The Dorm (MTV 9pm) Rachel Talalay (KOAT-7 7pm) Families compete for (Tank Girl, Freddy’s Dead: The Final a $50,000 prize by decorating their THURSDAY 23 Nightmare ) directs this horror-thriller homes for the holiday. about a shy college freshman who “The Shatner Project” (DIY 8pm) Rev “Benched” (USA 8:30pm) Lawyer Run, Vanilla Ice, Daryl Hall, Adam transforms into a new person after she rooms with a popular coed. sitcom? Yup, lawyer sitcom. She’s Carolla and now William Shatner: Is working for the public defender’s anyone left in Hollywood who doesn’t “Boardwalk Empire” (HBO 7pm) HBO’s office, he’s her adversary in the DA’s need their own restoration show? turn-of-the-century look at mobbed- office? Yup, she’s working for the Damn it, Jim. I’m a doctor, not a up Atlantic City closes up shop for public defender’s office, he’s her licensed contractor! good—much like the real Atlantic City. adversary in the DA’s office. They’re ex-lovers? Yup, they’re ex-lovers. FRIDAY 24 MONDAY 27 WEDNESDAY 29 “Constantine” (KOB-4 9pm) Vertigo “Hair Jacked” (truTV 6pm) It’s a game Comics’ cynical supernatural show in which unsuspecting people at “Lucha Underground” (El Rey 6pm) detective (played once by Keanu a hair salon are ambushed and asked Robert Rodriguez’ Hispanic-themed Reeves) gets the TV series makeover. a bunch of questions. If they get them genre network takes a reality show “Killing Bigfoot” (Discovery America right, they win money. If they get them look at the world of masked 7pm) In order for the title of this new wrong, they get a terrible haircut. (No, Mexican wrestling. really. That’s the show.) cryptozoological reality show to be Dylan Thomas: A Poet in New York remotely believable, “Finding Bigfoot” Drumline: A New Beat (VH1 7pm) Newly (BBC America 6pm) The Beeb would have to be off the air. Mariah-less Nick Cannon stars in this chronicles the last days of the made-for-TV sequel to the 2002 famed Welsh poet. “historically black college marching SATURDAY 25 band” movie. “Rival Survival” (Discovery 8pm) Who says Republicans and Democrats High School Possession (Lifetime 6pm) Mr. Dynamite: The Rise of James Brown can’t work together? Arizona’s Fortunately, given the time of year, (HBO 7pm) HBO goes the archival Senator Jeff Flake and New this one’s about demons and not footage route to trace the rise of soul Mexico’s Martin Heinrich worked marijuana. star James Brown. together to star in this one-off The Good Witch’s Wonder (Hallmark reality show about two “rivals” 7pm) Catherine Bell (“JAG”) stars in TUESDAY 28 stranded on a deserted island with this sixth sequel to Hallmark’s only a large film crew to keep them apparently very popular seasonal “Adventure Time” (Cartoon Network company. a movie series. In this outing our 7pm) Cartoon Network breaks out a [26 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [27 ] FILM | CAPSULES

La Cage Aux Folles The Best of Me director of Chocolat . Reviewed in v23 i32. 122 minutes. PG. BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Two gay men living in St. Tropez have their lives turned upside This could be the Nicholas Sparksiest adaptation of a (High Ridge, Movies 8, Movies West) OPENING THIS WEEK down when their (straight) son announces he’s getting Nicholas Sparks novel to date. In this schmaltz-heavy The Judge married, forcing them to meet their conservative new in-laws. romance, we’ve got a blandly photogenic couple (James Robert Downey Jr. is a big-city lawyer recalled to his 1,000 Times Good Night This popular 1978 farce was remade in 1996 with Robin Marsden and Michelle Monaghan) who tragically break up childhood home to defend his estranged father (Robert Juliette Binoche plays one of the world’s top war Williams and Nathan Lane. In this day and age, the and then reunite after many years. Boat docks at sunset? Duvall), a local judge, on charges of murder. Downey and photojournalists. After she has a near-death experience with caricatures are a bit outrageous, but the manic comedy of Check. Quaint old country barns? Check. Kissing in the rain? Duvall chew scenery at an impressive rate, but the low-grade a female suicide bomber, her husband (Nikolaj Coster- manners still holds up. In French and Italian with English Check. It’s Nicholas Sparks all right. 117 minutes. PG-13. John Grisham-wannabe script is short on logic, heavy on Waldau from “Game of Thrones”) gives her an ultimatum: subtitles. 110 minutes. R. (Opens Thursday 10/23 at SUB (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Century 14 melodrama. 114 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Give up on her career or lose her family. Taking one last trip to Theater) Downtown) Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) a supposedly safe refugee camp in Kenya (with her daughter Ouija The Book of Life in tow), our protagonist comes face to face with just how Left Behind Hasbro and Universal Pictures have already made Guillermo del Toro ( Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy ) produces this much she risks every time she steps back into the line of fire. It’s come to this, has it, Nicolas Cage? Starring in a reboot of Transformers and Battleship into mind-numbing multimillion- candy-coated, fiesta-colored cartoon. In it, two small-town 111 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 10/24 at Guild the 2000 Kirk Cameron born-again Christian shocker of the dollar action movies. So why not turn Ouija into a cheap pals (Diego Luna and Channing Tatum) battle for the heart of Cinema) same name? Yeesh. Cage plays an airline pilot who gets left ghost drama? A bunch of teens use an “ancient spirit board” their childhood sweetheart (Zoe Saldana)—spurned on by a on Earth after The Rapture. Even renowned Jesus-lover Kirk 22 Jump Street to “awaken the dark powers.” You know what happens next. pair of cosmic entities, the angelic La Muerte and the Cameron only managed to make three of these things before The 2012 comic reboot of teen cop series “21 Jump Street” 90 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday 10/24 at Century 14 demonic Xibalba. The film’s complicated mythology borrows a flaming out. With Cage’s star power, will we finally get worked almost entirely thanks to the efforts of its game cast Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) lot from Mexico’s Dia de los Muertos tradition. The result—a cinematic versions of all 16 of Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. (Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, chiefly). The simple script sort of reverse Orpheus and Eurydice —is probably too dark Jenkins’ Left Behind books? Probably not. A criminally and low-impact direction certainly didn’t add much to the Psycho (1960) for the youngest kids. But this original, unpredictable toon is restrained Cage spends the entire film trying to land a plane, proceedings. This rude follow-up (set in college) tries a little Well, you can’t do better than Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 killer a vivid seasonal treat for the rest of us. Reviewed in v23 i42. while everybody else takes 90 minutes to figure out The harder, crafting a bigger-stakes story and a perfect storm of classic for Halloween viewing. Anthony Perkins is often 95 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, Rapture has happened. 110 minutes. PG-13. (High Ridge, self-mocking jokes. It ain’t smart, but it does have drug imitated, never equalled as the confused young slasher Century 14 Downtown) Century 14 Downtown) content, brief nudity and a Benny Hill reference. Also, it’s Norman Bates. If all you can remember is the immortal shower scene with Janet Leigh, then you should give this one The Boxtrolls been shoved back into theaters for a week so it can make A Matter of Faith a second look; it’s got plenty more jolts in store. 109 From the makers of Coraline and ParaNorman comes this more money. 112 minutes. R. (Opens Friday 6/13 at Century This week’s overly earnest, preaching-to-the-converted, faith- minutes. (Sunday 10/24 at Century 14 Downtown, Century stop-motion-animated toon about a young orphan raised Rio) based melodrama is A Matter of Faith . Jordan Trovillion (who Rio) underground by cave-dwelling, trash-collecting trolls. The look appeared as “Goodwill Cashier” in Jack Reacher ) stars as a 23 Blast is imaginative, but the story is so-so. Based on the children’s good Christian girl who goes off to college (mistake number In this inspirational, inspired-by-a-true-story sports movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show novel Here Be Monsters! by Alan Snow. Ben Kingsley, Nick one) and suddenly finds herself “influenced” by an (has there ever been an “intentionally dispiriting, inspired-by- Not a lot of explaining is necessary here. This transsexual, Frost, Richard Ayoade and Tracy Morgan provide voices. 97 evil/secular biology professor (Harry Anderson from “Night a-true-story sports movie”?), high school football star Travis sci-fi musical from 1975 is the essential cult film. To minutes. PG. (Century Rio) Court,” of all people). When her loving Christian father Freeman (Mark Hapka from “Days of Our Lives”) is suddenly accompany the lusty gyrations and tuneful dialogue of Tim discovers that his precious daughter is considering believing stricken with irreversible, total blindness. If you think that’s Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, et al., there will be a Dracula Untold in evolution, he pledges to do something about it! 89 going to stop him from taking his team to the state special “shadowcast”—with costumes, props, the whole Universal has decided to reboot all of its classic “Universal minutes. PG. (Century Rio) championships, you don’t know the power of perseverance shebang—performing live on stage in front of the film. As Monsters” films, starting with their chief bloodsucker. and Jesus. 98 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday 10/24 at Rio always audience participation is not just encouraged but Unfortunately somebody at the studio thought he needed The Maze Runner mandatory. Presented by Pride & Equality magazine. 100 one of those “boring superhero origin story” movies. Here we Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, High Ridge) More post-apocalyptic YA teen lit hits the big screen. In this minutes. R. (Opens Friday 10/24 at Guild Cinema) find out how good-guy Vlad Tepes (Luke Evans from Fast & adaptation of James Dashner’s hit book trilogy, a mind- Alive Inside Furious 6 ) became a vampire to fight off invading Turks. This erased teen (Dylan O’Brien, “Teen Wolf”) is dropped into a This remarkable documentary profiles the work of the St. Vincent one’s perfect for people who felt Bram Stoker’s classic tale community of “runners” trapped inside a deadly, monster- nonprofit organization Music & Memory. Founder Dan Cohen Newly divorced Maggie (Melissa McCarthy) moves with her needed to look a lot more like 300 . 92 minutes. PG-13. filled, impossible-to-escape maze. Why? Just wait two more has led the fight against an entrenched health care system to young son next door to cranky old misanthrope Vincent (Bill (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, movies and you’ll find out. 120 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho demonstrate “music’s ability to combat memory loss and Murray). Before long, the drinking, gambling war vet is baby- Century Rio) Premiere Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) restore a deep sense of self on those suffering from it.” The sitting her bullied, father-figure-seeking son. We’ve seen this kind of “innocent kid melts the heart of a mean, old codger” The Equalizer film’s a little too gung-ho hagiographic about Cohen—but it’s Men, Women & Children plenty of times before. But the cast really gives it their all, The popular, but mostly forgotten 1980s TV series starring quite a sight to see Alzheimer patients suddenly come to life A group of high school teenagers and their parents attempt helping this prickly tragicomedy rise above the schmaltz. 102 Edward Woodward as an elderly, ass-kicking former when given a set of headphones and some familiar tunes. 78 to navigate the many ways the internet has changed their minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday 10/24 at Century 14 intelligence agent gets a reboot courtesy of actor Denzel minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 10/24 at Guild Cinema) relationships, their communications, their self-image and Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, High Washington and director Antoine Fuqua ( Training Day, their love lives. Adam Sandler, Jennifer Garner, Judy Greer, Awake: The Life of Yogananda Ridge) Olympus Has Fallen ). Washington is a tough guy with a Emma Thompson, Dean Norris and Rosemarie DeWitt star. This “unconventional” biography takes a look at the Hindu mysterious past who volunteers to protect a young girl (Chloë Jason Reitman ( Juno ) directs. (High Ridge, Century 14 swami Paramahansa Yogananda, who brought yoga and Grace Moretz, Kick-Ass ) from ultra-violent Russian mobsters. Downtown) meditation to the West in the 1920s. George Harrison and STILL PLAYING 131 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Deepak Chopra are interviewed. There’s a lot archival material Addicted Cinema, Century Rio) My Old Lady and “metaphoric imagery.” 84 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Lionsgate’s new “Code Black” label distributes its first film, an Fury A middle-aged American loser (Kevin Kline) inherits an Saturday 10/25 at Guild Cinema) upscale erotic thriller based on the best-selling dirty novel by apartment in Paris, but it comes with a hitch—an elderly Who doesn’t love a good tank movie? We haven’t had a good Zane (who also writes “Zane’s Sex Chronicles” on Showtime). tenant, played by Maggie Smith. Our penniless protagonist Dear White People tank movie in a long time. Tanks are cool. Brad Pitt stars as a Sharon Leal (“Guiding Light,” “Hellcats”) plays a successful camps out in a spare room while figuring out what to do with Reviewed this issue. 106 minutes. R. (Opens Friday 10/24 at veteran Sherman tank commander leading a five-man crew businesswoman with a loving husband, two beautiful kids the property and finds himself regularly abused by his Century Rio, High Ridge) on a deadly mission behind enemy lines toward the end of and a successful career. She’s also got an addiction to tenant’s mean daughter (Kristin Scott Thomas). An tartly World War II. Outnumbered, outgunned and limping along in a Happy New Year naughty, naughty sex and finds gratification with a sexy, sexy enjoyable if stagebound directing debut (at age 75) from broken war machine, our heroes face overwhelming odds. A ragtag team of “losers” becomes famous while trying to pull painter (model Tyson Beckford). This might tide horny female veteran playwright Israel Horovitz (dad to Beastie Boy Adam Gritty, bloody and brutally paced, this down-in-the-trenches off a gigantic diamond heist during a world dance viewers over until 50 Shades of Grey in February. 105 Horovitz). 107 minutes. PG-13. (High Ridge) look at life during wartime mixes exaggerated movie violence competition. There’s dancing, singing, romance, action, minutes. R. (Century Rio) and “ugly truth” history in almost equal measure. 134 martial arts and plenty of wacky comedy to be had. Shah Pizza Girl Massacre minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere This locally shot horror-comedy finds a troupe of actors Rukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Abhishek Bachchan, Boman Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Cinema, Century Rio, High Ridge) rehearsing for their latest play at an isolated cabin out in the Irani and Vivaan Shah star. In Hindi with English subtitles. Good, Very Bad Day woods. Trouble soon shows up in the form of a vengeful, 165 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 10/24 at Century Rio) The popular chidren’s book gets turned into a madcap Gone Girl comedy in which an unlucky boy transfers his bad juju to his knife-wielding pizza delivery girl (Amy Bourque). Don’t worry, David Fincher ( Fight Club, Se7en ) directs this gripping John Wick hapless family for a single day. Steve Carell and Jennifer she’ll give you a slice. Cast and crew will be in attendance for adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s twisty crime novel about a man In this hard-hitting, rather minimalist action flick, Keanu Garner are on mom and dad duty. There isn’t a lot of depth to a post-film Q&A. 79 minutes. (Guild Cinema) who comes under intense media scrutiny after his wife Reeves plays a retired hitman, an unstoppable force of be found here—mostly just a string of chaotic set-pieces—but disappears. Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Tyler Perry and Neil nature, who goes gunning for some stupid criminals when director Miguel Arteta ( Chuck & Buck, The Good Girl ) adds Pride Patrick Harris star. 148 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Bill Nighy, Imelda Staunton and Dominic West are among the they kill his dog and steal his car. The brutally efficient just enough honest-to-goodness social awkwardness to give Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio, High Ridge) very British cast of this feel-good historical comedy-drama. In character borrows a lot from Richard Stark’s Parker novels. it a bit of gravity. Reviewed in v23 i41. 81 minutes. PG. the summer of 1984, the National Union of Mineworkers went But the action is a major blast. 101 minutes. R. (Opens (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, The Hundred-Foot Journey on strike. In solidarity UK gay activists offered to help out. Friday 10/24 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Century Rio) After the untimely death of their matriarch, a brokenhearted Needless to say the rough mineworkers of South Wales didn’t Cinema, Century Rio) Indian clan wanders Europe looking for a place to open up a Annabelle know what to think of the rainbow-colored contingent. A family restaurant. They end up in an impossibly picturesque Kaththi Pity the poor, flesh-and-blood stars of The Conjuring . Turns happy-go-lucky group of gay and lesbian sympathizers were, French town where Papa (Om Puri) decides to hang up his Indian star Vijay ( Naalaiya Theerpu, Thuppakki, Kannukkul out the inanimate doll got her own spin-off before they did. at first, greeted with something close to hostility. In time, of shingle across the street from a Michelin Star restaurant. Nilavu ) stars in this action thriller about an international Seems another nice couple are experiencing deadly course, the two oppressed parties learned to appreciate one Gifted young chef Hassan (Manish Dayal) falls in love with gangster (Tota Roy Chowdhury) being hunted by the police, supernatural occurrences after they bring a creepy antique another. This one borrows a lot of tone from films like Billy the rival sous chef (Charlotte Le Bon), while Papa starts up a who have enlisted the help of a criminal mastermind (Vijay). doll into their house. Do I sense a team-up with Chucky in Elliot and Kinky Boots , but that’s not a bad thing. 117 love/hate relationship with the fancy French restaurant’s In Tamil with English subtitles. 160 minutes. Unrated. (Opens the near future? R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho minutes. R. (High Ridge) uptight owner (Helen Mirren). This is exactly ( exactly !) the Friday 10/24 at Century 14 Downtown) Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) sort of semi-exotic foodie romance you would expect from the

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Mon-Thu 1:00, The Book of Life Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:15, 4:45, 7:15 4:05, 7:25 The Book of Life 3D Fri-Sun 9:45 Pride Fri-Sun 4:15, 7:40, 10:30; Mon-Thu 4:15, 7:40 The Best of Me Fri-Sun 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10:00; Mon-Thu Men, Women & Children Fri-Thu 12:50 1:30, 4:20, 7:10 Left Behind Fri-Sun 4:10, 10:10; Mon-Thu 4:10 Fury Fri-Sun 1:15, 4:20, 7:25, 10:30; Mon-Thu 1:15, 4:20, Fury Fri-Sun 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 10:20; Mon-Thu 12:30, 7:25 3:45, 7:00 The Judge Fri-Sat 12:35, 3:50, 7:05, 10:15; Sun 7:05, Gone Girl Fri-Sun 12:30, 3:50, 7:10, 10:35; Mon-Thu 12:30, 10:15; Mon-Wed 12:35, 3:50, 7:05; Thu 12:35, 3:50 3:50, 7:10 Dracula Untold Fri-Sun 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:40, 10:20; My Old Lady Fri-Sun 12:45, 3:55, 7:30, 10:35; Mon-Thu Mon-Thu 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:40 12:45, 3:55, 7:30 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad The Hundred-Foot Journey Fri-Thu 12:45, 7:20 Day Fri-Thu 12:15, 2:30, 4:50, 7:00 Gone Girl Fri-Sun 12:40, 4:00, 7:20, 10:40; Mon-Thu 12:40, 4:00, 7:20 MOVIES 8 Annabelle Fri-Sun 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30; 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Sun-Thu 12:00, 1:20, 2:40, Hotel Transylvania Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:30, 5:05, 7:35, 10:05 4:00, 5:20, 6:40, 8:00, 9:20, 10:40 The Hundred-Foot Journey Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 Happy New Year Fri-Thu 11:10am, 3:10, 7:10 The Giver Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:35, 5:10, 7:45, 10:20 23 Blast Fri-Sat 11:00am, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40; Sun As Above/So Below Fri-Thu 7:10, 9:40 11:00am, 7:00, 9:40; Mon-Tue 11:00am, 1:40, 4:20, The Purge: Anarchy Fri-Thu 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 7:00, 9:40; Wed 11:00am, 9:40; Thu 11:00am, 1:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fri-Thu 1:35, 4:15, 6:55, 9:40 The Book of Life Fri-Thu 11:05am, 1:45, 3:05, 4:30, 7:15, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:50 10:00 When the Game Stands Tall Fri-Thu 1:50, 7:05 The Book of Life 3D Fri-Thu 12:20, 5:55 Maleficent Fri-Thu 12:00, 5:10, 10:20 The Best of Me Fri-Thu 1:20, 4:25, 7:30, 10:35 Lucy Fri-Thu 4:40, 9:55 Fury Fri-Sat 11:05am, 12:15, 1:25, 2:30, 3:40, 4:50, 5:55, Maleficent 3D Fri-Thu 2:35, 7:45 7:05, 8:15, 9:25, 10:30, 11:40; 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Notably The Rolling Stones latched onto the myth in oblique fashion, while artists like Black Sabbath and Electric Wizard made no bones about it: They proudly sold their souls for rock and roll, they claimed, at one point or another in their dusky careers. Kissy Sell Out Le Butcherettes' Teri Gender Bender It’s no surprise then that the mythos of satanic involvement in rock music leaked slitheringly into the goth movement too. In his Duke City, El Lay-via-Guadalajara garage punks new autobiographical reflection on the work of BY AUGUST MARCH vibrant vocalizations have been compared to dark demiurge Bauhaus, Who Killed Mister Tina Turner for their earthy depth and syllabic Le Butcherettes open the evening’s door into Moonlight?: Bauhaus, Black Magick and intricacy. Tickets range in price from $15 to $20. oblique oblivion. This duo, made up of Teri Benediction , bassist David J. Haskins writes “Gentle hearts are counted down/ The queue Doors are at 7pm, and the music begins at Gender Bender and Lia Braswell, brings their about his youth in the midlands, mesmerized is out of sight and out of sounds/ Me, I’m out 7:30pm. sometimes blood-soaked, always blunt and music-making, rampant drug use, casual sex, restless rocanrol metaphors exploring misogyny automatic writing, the nature of the antihero and of breath but not quite doubting/ I’ve found a the influence of a dark agency on his life and door that lets me out!”—David Bowie, “Rock Friday and mayhem to our humble burg for your consideration ... before Melvins burn it all to the work. and Roll with Me” Former BBC Radio One DJ and eccentric electro- Despite the foregone conclusion some ground. Passage through this particular portal wiz Thomas Bisdee, who goes by the stage and readers may make, that such themes— costs $18. It’s a 21-plus affair enhanced by truth broadcast moniker Kissy Sell Out, plays a show at particularly in relation to rock and roll music—are It’s a fact: Music is a balm for the soul. If things and terror. The venue opens at 7pm, and the at best predictable and at worst hackneyed, Stereo Bar (622 Central SW) on Friday, Oct. 24. didn’t go right for you at work this week—or righteous ferocity starts at 8:30pm. Haskins does a superior job of telling the story of you’re feeling guilty about giving that bearded Besides his history as an absolutist arbiter of all the rise, fall and repeated resurrection of a highly bicyclista the finger when he ran the stop sign at things EDM while at the Beeb, Kissy is known for influential group of English rockers. Wednesday His blunt first-person account begins with the Stanford and Silver—have I got a solution for his use of multiple sources in his production of roughly illuminating events that led up to the you. It involves the door that our pal the Thin sounds. He sometimes mixes classical recordings Sacramento, Calif.-based experimental trio Tera writing and performance of “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” White Duke mentions above. By crossing that with effusive electro thumps that blare out at Melos have a gig at Sister (407 Central NW) on and ends with the morbid poignancy of the threshold, you can effectively banish many of the 128 BPM. Wednesday, Oct. 29. Often linked to genres like band’s last gig in Portugal with The Cramps. In math and prog rock, Tera Melos (Nick Reinhart, earthly troubles to which our humble flesh is heir; Kissy’s take on dance music also makes artful use between Haskins details the spectacular, guitar, keys, vox; Nathan Latona, bass; and John sometimes sodden twists and turns of stardom, so step out into the real world of live music, of melody that consistently compelled listeners Clardy, drums) have far more to offer the casual his penchant for dreamtime and out of body Burque-style. out from their dreary East End flats and out into concertgoer than such appellations may suggest. experiences and his odd fascination with and all-night motion parties with tunes like “Control” repulsion by the dark arts. Of course war won’t go away. Neither will the Tera Melos incorporates melodically fascinating and fantastic dubstep-influenced fantasies such The result is a tome that is serious in tone yet scourge of disease. But for a few hours, all that elements of jazz as well as a complex fusion of as “Drive.” After conquering much of the laced with humorous and compelling anecdotes may not matter. Given the spectacular currency percussive elements and synthetic keyboard and from the nascent goth scene. Haskins’ sceptered isle with these proclivities, Kissy has of this week’s concerts, you might never worry pedal outbursts capable of reducing Neil Peart remembrances of life on the road are particularly arrived in America bearing break beats and heaps again. But to reach that comfort zone, you first and Geddy Lee to shameful tears. memorable, placing the artist in the midst of an of Vicks VapoRub. Just kidding. Really the dude’s infinitely chaotic rock and roll circus. The have to open the door. musician’s tale of his first time in Los Angeles— high-energy stage and sonic antics are definitely Richly textured and unconventional in their which ends with his refusal to sleep with a Thursday worth a gander, and it all goes down at 8pm in approach to rock, the work of Tera Melos groupie because of loyalty to his much-cherished the space formerly known as the Golden West. demonstrates a sort of inventive innovation and girlfriend back home in the UK—provides an On Thursday, Oct. 23, Outpost Performance focus rare among perpetually touring indie bands awesome counterpoint to the crazy magic Space (210 Yale SE) presents the Ngoni Blues Sunday on tunes like “Sunburn” and “Tropic Lame.” Their floating through the rest of his life. Band featuring Bassekou Kouyate. A native of split with Texan instrumental math-rockers By By Chapter 13, Haskins is busy contemplating Easily pronounceable, beyond categorization and Mali, Kouyate plays the ngoni; this instrument, the End of Tonight, Complex Full of Phantoms , his spiritual awakening at millennium’s end, darkly anomalous in their sludged-out, droning with a stretched animal hide providing resonance remains one of the aught’s best, underrated rock writing, “The angels were singing, but still there manifestation, Melvins drop by Launchpad (618 were devils on my shoulder, dishing out death under the strings, evolved into the banjo. In its recordings. Admission to this cool, calculated Central SW) on Sunday, Oct. 26, to produce metal and the blues.” Above all, this sentence traditional form, the ngoni produces a sound that concert costs $10, and it’s designed for folks what can be loosely defined as the music of the summarizes the complexity of the artist’s output resembles a hollow-body electric guitar played over 21. Sister opens up at 8pm, with as well as the ultimately ephemeral nature of ages. With King Buzzo up front, delivering brutal with flat-wound strings. Virtuosos like Kouyate computations commencing at 9pm. invoking Beelzebub while seeking earthly use the instrument to deliver quick melodic epiphanies to grunge and everything that came benediction. a phrases that are lively and piquant. before and after, Melvins are always a contender Contrary to Bowie’s situation—that’s lucky for for the show of the year. The current lineup you, Mr. or Ms. Burque concert hound—you have Who Killed Mister Moonlight?: Backed by a band that includes his wife, vocalist includes mainstays Buzzo and Dale Crover as more than one door from which to choose this Bauhaus, Black Magick and Benediction Amy Sacko; Mamadou Kouyate on ngoni bass; well as newcomers Jared Warren and Coady week. They all swing open at an appointed time. David J. Haskins and Moctar Kouyate on calabash, the Ngoni Willis. Expect Gluey Porch Treatments and They open into places where you can, through Jawbone Press Blues Band performs music that is intensely paperback perhaps a Hostile Ambient Takeover at this one. the miracle of musical experience, finally set rhythmic and informed by tradition; yet it’s yourself free. To quote one of the Starman’s memoir Contributing to the prior pronouncement of a, like, forward-looking in its attention to influences that peers, “You’ve got to get in to get out.” So get $19.95 range from rock and roll to Latin jazz. Sacko’s totally memorable concert experience here in the out there. a [30 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [31 ] SONIC REDUCER Americana • 8:30pm • FREE BY AUGUST MARCH Music SHERATON UPTOWN HOTEL John P. Martinez • variety • 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! SIDELINES SPORTS GRILLE & BAR Chris Ravenous • Le Calendar classic rock • 9pm • FREE Butcherettes SKY CITY CASINO HOTEL , Acoma Vinyl Tap • classic rock • Cry Is for the Flies 9pm (Ipecac Records) THURSDAY OCT 23 SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Bella Gigante • 8pm • $10 SNEAKERZ Happy Hour: Click Band • 6pm • FREE Le Butcherettes’ latest BLACKBIRD BUVETTE Fractal Frequencies with Kate Star THE STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Vegas Night: release Cry Is for the Flies Cherry • trance, dance • 10pm • FREE DJ Direct • 9pm • $5 for women; $10 for men is literally a far cry from CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales B-Man & the ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO The Peacemakers • 6:30pm • bandleader Teri Gender MizzBeeHavens • rock • 6pm • FREE FREE Bender’s earlier work, especially 2011’s Sin DIRTY BOURBON Zach Coffey • country • 9pm • $5, FREE STEREO BAR Kissy Sell Out • electronic • Sin Sin . While the primal scream-adelic tone for ladies 8pm • See “Show Up!.” of Sin Sin Sin was refreshingly vibrant, Teri EMBERS STEAKHOUSE , Isleta Casino Eryn Bent • indie, STONE FACE TAVERN Todd Tijerina Trio • blues, Americana • Suárez aka Gender Bender uses this recording folk • 6pm • FREE 8:30pm • FREE to demonstrate the constancy and rich IMBIBE THROWBACK with DJ Flo Fader • 9:30pm • FREE TLUR PA LOUNGE , Sandia Resort and Casino Blu Sol • LAUNCHPAD Miss May I • Affiance • Louder Than Sirens • texture of her voice. Without losing track of its dance, variety • 9:30pm • FREE Brotherhood is Legend • metalcore, deathcore • TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Brahma • country • passion, Suárez sounds deeply, darkly 7:30pm • $15 9:30pm • FREE resonant on opening track “Burn the Scab.” MARBLE BREWERY Boomroots Collective • reggae, hip- UPTOWN SPORTS BAR & GRILL DJ Flo Fader • 9pm • FREE That track also showcases a stuttering hop • 7pm • FREE VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Sina Soul • melodic basis that’s perplexing but ultimately MARCELLO’S CHOPHOUSE Karl Richardson • 6:30pm • R&B • 7:30pm • FREE rewards listeners with its ability to simulate FREE VICK’S VITTLES “We Can Duet” Country Live Music • 5pm • human emotional states. “Boulders Love Over MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Eileen and the Cross Country FREE Layers of Rock” offers listeners an enigmatic Band • country • 6pm • FREE WAREHOUSE 508 Locals Only: AMG • KAPA • Davonte electro feel mixed salaciously with Nina MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION Alex Maryol • blues, rock • KidTana • Dom DEAN • DJ KidOfficial • 6pm • $5 • Hagen-esque vocalizations, just as “Poet from 8pm • FREE ALL -AGES! Nowhere” could be a pop song topping the OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE Bassekou WINNING COFFEE CO. Scott Steele and the Atomics • Kouyate & The Ngoni Blues Band • German charts. Overall Cry Is for the Flies is a 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! 7:30pm • $15 -$20 • See “Show Up!.” YANNI’S MEDITERRANEAN GRILL AND OPA BAR Le Chat stunning statement of artistic evolution that THE RANGE CAFÉ , Bernalillo Open Mic & Jam hosted by Lunatique • dirty jazz • 8pm • FREE never abandons Suárez’ punk roots but DeRangers • 7pm • FREE instead expands on them in massive, singular SCALO NORTHERN ITALIAN GRILL Next Three Miles • SATURDAY OCT 25 doses. indie, folk • 8:30pm • FREE SISTER Decker • Sad Baby Wolf • rock • The Lymbs • rock • BIEN SHUR Kari Simmons Group • 9pm • FREE Melvins 9pm • $5 BLACKBIRD BUVETTE Billy Crooze and The SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Tim Easton with David Berkeley • Dinglehoppers • 7pm • HashA¡shA¡n Soundclash: hold it in 7:30pm • $12 • Latin Night • 9pm Left_Handed_Electrønics 1.0 featuring DJ Imeh • El (Ipecac Records) ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO The Bobcats • 6:30pm • Yonquero • Hosomi no otoko • VHS TEA • 10pm • FREE Melvins mainstays King FREE CLUB 102 SKY CITY CASINO , Acoma Vinyl Tap • classic Buzzo and Dale Crover VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Mélange • rock • 9pm joined forces with vocals, guitar • 6pm • FREE COOLWATER FUSION RESTAURANT “GET LIVE” Saturdays WINNING COFFEE CO. Open Mic • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Butthole Surfers veterans with DJ Caleb Crump • 8pm • $10 ZINC WINE BAR & BISTRO Roy Schneider & Kim THE COOPERAGE Nosotros • salsa • 9:30pm • $7 J.D. Pinkus and Paul Mayfield • 9:30pm • FREE CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Rock Zone • rock • Leary for their latest record hold it in . 6pm • FREE Sounding as buzzed out and sludgy as ever, FRIDAY OCT 24 DIRTY BOURBON Zach Coffey • country • 9pm • $5 Buzzo and Crover actually add depth to their DOWNTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET Wagogo • folk, island • signature sound with inclusion of former ABQ SUNPORT GREAT HALL Jazz Brasileiro • bossa nova • 7am • FREE • ALL -AGES! members of Gibby’s Texas toilet-psych army. 11am • FREE ENVY @ ROUTE 66 CASINO Forbidden Fantasy: DJ Opener “Bride of Crankenstein” carries on the BACKSTREET GRILL Spankey Lee • solo finger-style guitar • Unscene • 9pm • $10 Melvins’ tradition grandly, while “Barcelonian 3pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! THE FOXHOLE HalloFest: La Haine • speedcore • Hollow Horseshoe Pit” is spacey enough to cause BIEN SHUR Kari Simmons Group • 9pm • FREE Tongue • hardcore • CRTTRZ • math rock • Catholic Girls • listeners to peek out their windows or front BLACKBIRD BUVETTE Low Life Happy Hour with DJ Saintly Rows • emo and more • 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Caterwaul • 6pm • “Leftover Soul” with DJ Leftovers • doors for evidence of an alien infestation. “I GASWORKS Chasing Safety • hardcore, rock • 6:30pm • 10pm • FREE $10 • ALL -AGES! Get Along (HollowLeary Moon)” has BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Abyssal • metal • Old and Ill • HISTORIC EL REY THEATER PURE EVIL: Boombox Cartel • hollowed-out honky tonk conceits, and closer psychedelic, metal • Bridge Farmers • Curse • 9:30pm • Sin7 • Curtis Dirt • Nic Nagel • GVAR • DJ Espy • DJ Gene- “House of Gasoline” is a reminder of the Donations encouraged e-ous & Beufie • 8pm • $10 rocked-out goodness that Melvins have COOLWATER FUSION RESTAURANT Peter Bonner • 6pm • IMBIBE Ryan Shea • 10pm • FREE always been capable of generating. Of course FREE • Ambiance Grown and Classy Friday with DJ LAUNCHPAD Guttermouth • punk • In the Whale • Against Buzzo’s guitar dominates this album and for Caleb Crump • 8pm • $10 The Grain • hard rock, metal • 5pm • $10 • Night of the good reason. As the brains behind the outfit, CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Lightning Hall • Living Cover Bands: The Coma Recovery as Depeche his vision is as cruel and crunchy as ever. 6pm • FREE Mode • Cowboys and Indian as Motley Crue • Distances DIRTY BOURBON Zach Coffey • country • 9pm • $5 as Garbage and more • 9pm • $5 -$7 EMBERS STEAKHOUSE , Isleta Casino The Bobcats • LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Donohoe & Mr. Gnome 6pm • FREE Grimes Project • 9pm • FREE The Heart of a GRAVITY NIGHTCLUB Nocturnal Nightmare • 7pm • $10 LOW SPIRITS Día de los Grateful Muertos: Top Dead Dark Star HISTORIC EL REY THEATER run X Tour: Boys Noize & Center • 600 Pounds of Sin • roots, rock, funk • 8pm • (Terrorbird) Baauer • electronic • 9pm $5 IMBIBE DJ Rotation • 10pm • FREE MARBLE BREWERY The Porter Draw • alt.country, Terrorbird/El Marko ISLETA RESORT & CASINO: THE SHOWROOM Bobby Americana • 7pm • FREE recording artist Mr. Bones and the Raging Idiots • Lindsay Ell • country, MARCELLO’S CHOPHOUSE Tony Rodriguez Duo • 6:30pm • Gnome (singer/guitarist singer-songwriter • 8pm • $10 FREE Nicole Barille and LAUNCHPAD Thee Sanctuary: Bloodsuckers Bazaar • 9pm MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Exit Zero • 1:30pm • 2 Mile Train • drummer/pianist Sam Meister) release their LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Donohoe & 6pm • FREE second album of art rock titled The Heart of a Grimes Project • 9pm • FREE OLD SAN YSIDRO CHURCH , Corrales Birds of Chicago • Dark Star on Nov. 18. Deeply textured with LOW SPIRITS Night of the Living Cover Bands: Pancho! as folk rock • 7:30pm • $22 -$25 • ALL -AGES! layers of musical nuance and ghostlike, Amy Winehouse • Youngsville as Tom Jones • Hounds THE RANGE CAFÉ , Bernalillo Breaking Blue • 7pm • FREE Low as The Clash and more • 7:30pm SAVOY BAR & GRILL Todd Tijerina Trio • blues, Americana • emphatic vocals, this work is worthy of MARBLE BREWERY Alex Maryol • blues, rock • 8pm • FREE 6pm • FREE inclusion in just about any post-rock record MARCELLO’S CHOPHOUSE Karl Richardson Duo • SCALO NORTHERN ITALIAN GRILL Le Chat Lunatique • collection. Lasting less than a minute in 6:30pm • FREE dirty jazz • 8:30pm • FREE duration, the title track is haunting and at its MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Paw & Erik • bluegrass • SIDELINES SPORTS GRILLE & BAR Ryan Divide • classic end, awakening. That tune gets followed up 5pm • The Jakes • classic rock • 8pm • FREE rock • 9pm • FREE by the quirky, jaunty and galloping sounds of MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Gene Corbin • Americana • 1:30pm • SKY CITY CASINO HOTEL , Acoma A Tribute to Rod “Rise & Shine.” It isn’t all whimsical artifice for Still Rocking • classic rock • 6pm • FREE Stewart • 7pm • $15 • ALL -AGES! Barille and Meister though; “Star Stealers” MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION Felix y los Gatos • Americana, SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe JD McPherson • rockabilly • The proves the band is deeply informed about the Creole funk • 9pm • FREE Cactus Blossoms • 7:30pm • $16 • Doubting Thomas • rocanrol genre, while the creepy lo-fi OLD TYME SHOP AND ICE CREAM PARLOR , Tijeras Open techno • DJ Erin E • Bacon • 10pm Jam Session • 6:30pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! THE STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Luxe: DJ Andy construction of “Odyssey” could have been OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE Jacky Terrasson Trio • Gil • 9pm • $5 for women; $10 for men drawn from cosmic interactions with the jazz • 7:30pm • $20 -$25 ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Swag Duo • jazz, blues, Boognish. This album is never a novelty or an THE RANGE CAFÉ , Bernalillo Quality Retreads • Irish, Motown • 6:30pm • FREE anomaly. Throughout, Mr. Gnome repeatedly delta-billy • 7pm • FREE demonstrates that Cleveland rocks after all. a SCALO NORTHERN ITALIAN GRILL Cali Shaw Band • indie, Music Calendar continues on page 34 [32 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [33 ] SUNSHINE THEATER Everywhere I Go Tour: New Politics • Music Calendar continued from page 32 dance-rock • Bad Suns • rock, alternative • SomeKindaWonderful • 7pm • $17 • ALL -AGES! STEREO BAR Get Out the Vote Party!: Mondo Vibrations • TANNEX Wildewood • indie, Americana • Christian Lee reggae, rock • Felix y los Gatos • Americana, Creole Hutson • AJ Woods • folk, rock • 7:30pm • $5 • funk • Zack Freeman • DJ Tahnee • 5pm • $5 ALL -AGES! SUNSHINE THEATER Carnifex • deathcore • Inhuman VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Bob Tate • solo Hands • metal • A Malicious Plague • deathcore • Vale of piano • 6pm • FREE Miscreation • Cytheria • 7:30pm • $12 • ALL -AGES! ZIA DINER , Santa Fe Bluegrass Jam • 6pm • FREE • TLUR PA LOUNGE , Sandia Resort and Casino Blu Sol • ALL -AGES! dance, variety • 9:30pm • FREE TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK In The Mix: Live DJs • 9pm • FREE WEDNESDAY OCT 29 TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Brahma • country • BLACKBIRD BUVETTE Open Mic Night with Felix Peralta • 9:30pm • FREE 7pm • FREE VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Shane Wallin • CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Last Call • jazz • soul, pop • 7:30pm • FREE 6pm • FREE VICK’S VITTLES “We Can Duet” Country Live Music • 5pm • DIRTY BOURBON Latin Sin Wednesdays with DeeJay FREE Louie • 8pm • FREE WAREHOUSE 508 Scumtober: Ugly Suspects • Flatline EFFEX Weekly Goth Night: Phenox • 9pm • FREE Rebels • Highly Fluent • Real Scholar • 6pm • $5 • EMBERS STEAKHOUSE , Isleta Casino Milo & Co. • jazz • ALL -AGES! 6pm • FREE WINNING COFFEE CO. 18th Annual Halloween Balkan GASWORKS Pure Noise Records Tour: State Champs • Bash: Goddess of Arno • 7:15pm • $5, FREE for pop-punk • Handguns • pop-punk • Forever Came children under 13 • ALL -AGES! Calling • Front Porch Step • Heart to Heart • melodic ZINC WINE BAR & BISTRO Jacocha • rock, pop • 9:30pm • hardcore • Brigades • 6:30pm • $12 • ALL -AGES! FREE GIG PERFORMANCE SPACE , Santa Fe Ralph Alessi Baida Quartet • 7:30pm • $20 SUNDAY OCT 26 ISLETA RESORT & CASINO: THE SHOWROOM Nash Bash Young Guns Showcase: American Young • Casey BLACKBIRD BUVETTE Sexy Sunday featuring Wae Fonkey • James • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! 7pm • FREE LAUNCHPAD Duke City All-Stars • 5pm • $10 -$15 THE COOPERAGE Caravan of Thieves • gypsy folk, swing • MARBLE BREWERY David Berkeley • singer-songwriter • 7:30pm • $20 • ALL -AGES! 6pm • FREE CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Eryn Bent • indie, MARCELLO’S CHOPHOUSE Larry Freedman • 6:30pm • folk • 3pm • FREE FREE CORRALES GROWERS’ MARKET , Corrales Monday MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Marilyn Hubbert • 6pm • FREE Catfish • acoustic • 9am • FREE MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION Blues Jam with The Memphis GASWORKS From Indian Lakes • alternative • 7pm • $10 • P. Tails • 8pm • FREE ALL -AGES! SISTER Tera Melos • rock, jazz • 9pm • IL VICINO BREWERY CANTEEN Keith Sanchez • rock, $10 • See “Show Up!.” blues • 3pm • FREE SUNSHINE THEATER Built to Survive Tour: LAUNCHPAD Hold It In Tour: Melvins • heavy Matisyahu • reggae • Radical metal • Le Butcherettes • punk, garage • Something • Cisco • 7pm • $30 • 8:30pm • $18 • See “Show Up!.” ALL -AGES! • See preview box. MARBLE BREWERY Marlee Crow • singer-songwriter • VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Bob Tate • solo 2pm • FREE piano • 6pm • FREE MARRIOTT PYRAMID Jeff Lorber and The Jeff Lorber WAREHOUSE 21 , Santa Fe The Bash: Open Mic/Jam • Fusion • jazz • 7pm • $50 5pm • FREE a MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Sean Ashby • Americana, roots • 3pm • FREE SISTER Harassor • black metal • I Cum Drums • Bongdom EVENT | PREVIEW with Raven Chacon • 5pm • FREE VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Bob Tate • solo piano • 6pm • FREE MONDAY OCT 27 BLACKBIRD BUVETTE Whiskey Business Karaoke! • 9pm • FREE BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Julia Rich • Memory Boys • psychedelic, new wave • Half Shadow • 9pm • FREE CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Roger Jameson • 6pm • FREE LAUNCHPAD In the Minds of Evil Tour: Deicide • Septic Keep Your Ears Kosher Flesh • Abysmal Dawn • Carach Angren • death metal • Grab your yarmulke, rasta dread knit or simply 7:30pm • $20 a buddy to witness the “Gift of God.” That’s MARCELLO’S CHOPHOUSE Open Piano Night • 6:30pm • right, folks. Matisyahu will bid shalom to FREE Sunshine Theater (120 Central SW) on SUNSHINE THEATER From the Bay to the Universe Tour: Wednesday, Oct. 29, on his Built to Survive G-Eazy • IAMSU! • Jay Ant • hip-hop • 6pm • $25 -$30 • Tour with Radical Something and Cisco. You ALL -AGES! may know this performer from his Top 40 hit VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Bob Tate • solo “King Without a Crown” or the popular “One piano • 6pm • FREE Day” with Akon, but if you don’t already know: He’s no shtick. As a reggae, rock, beatboxing TUESDAY OCT 28 and hip-hop artist, Matisyahu sets himself apart from the crowd by including Orthodox BLACKBIRD BUVETTE Try vs. Try: Bi-weekly Open Mic • Jewish themes in his music. His sound is 10pm • FREE chilled-out electro reggae with beautiful lyrics THE COOPERAGE Jim Malcolm • 7:30pm • $15 that range from religious to poetic. In “Akeda,” CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Frank & Greg • the title song off his fifth (and newest) studio 6pm • FREE album, he refers to IL VICINO BREWERY CANTEEN Ian McFeron & Alisa one of the central Milner • indie • 6pm • FREE stories in Judaism and WEDNESDAY IMBIBE College Night with DJ Automatic & Drummer Christianity, crying OCTOBER 29 Camilo Quinones • 9pm • FREE “Avraham, Avraham/ KIMO THEATRE Home Free • country, a cappella • 8pm • Sunshine Theater Take your son/ Take 120 Central SW $20 -$30 your blade/ Take your LAUNCHPAD Being As An Ocean • melodic hardcore • alibi.com/e/115222 rope.” But in 7pm Gideon • melodic hardcore • Wolves At The Gate • post- “Surrender,” he mixes hardcore • Incarnate • Seconds To End • 7:30pm • $12 the spiritual with the MINE SHAFT TAVERN , Madrid Timbo Jam Session • 7pm • poetic, intoning, “Could I move like a prince?/ FREE Slay the dragons in my way?/ I’ll be dancing in MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Harvest Potluck: Steve Kern • 6pm • the wilderness til my dying day/ I’ll be dancing FREE on the grave of the brave I have slayed.” This THE RANGE CAFÉ , Bernalillo Ivan Rane • fingerstyle all-ages gig runs from 7 to 11pm, and tickets guitar • 7pm • FREE are $30. It’s sure to be chaval al hazman! SISTER Green Beard • Dham • Holy Glories • 8pm • $3 (Renée Chavez) a SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Greensky Bluegrass • 7:30pm • $15 [34 ] OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI OCTOBER 23-29 , 2014 [35 ] straight Dope | aDvice from the abyss by cecil aDams Does prohibiting gays from donating blood still make sense?

At the University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt each year, there’s a blood drive where teams can earn points for donating. Increasingly, there has been on-campus criticism of how this discriminates against categories of students restricted from blood donation, especially men who’ve had sex with men (MSM) even once since 1977. Give me the straight dope: Is the FDA still justified in preventing MSM from donating blood? —Patrick Augustine

Excuse me, Patrick. Since when does anybody at the University of Chicago have sex?

But you want a serious answer. Allow me to provide a two-parter: percent. The French idea, you’ll notice, is that Q: Is the prohibition against blood donation if monogamous MSMs (i.e., those with one partner in you’ve had gay sex even once in the past 37 years the past year) would be allowed to donate. justified? In contrast, in most US research I’ve seen, the A: No. If a man had sex with another man one point of comparison to present practice is a time (hey, maybe even twice ) in 1977 and hasn’t yet hypothetical donation ban for MSMs with any same- come down with HIV—which of course is the issue sex partners in the past year. In other words, behind the ban—he’s not going to come down with it assuming you’re not also into women, you’d have to now. Your columnist appreciates the value of bright- be celibate. Possibly due to this stricter standard, line rules as much as the next epidemiologist, but no two US studies have found a one-year ban would sense being ridiculous. result in a lesser increase in transfusion-caused HIV cases: 8 percent in one study, 66 percent in the Q: Is a prohibition against blood donation by other. male students who’ve ever had sex with another man justified? What does that mean in practical terms? Yet another study estimates a one-year ban would A: You won't get any argument from me. result in roughly one additional case of HIV per year in the US On the face of it, that would seem to make Let’s review a few facts, starting with the odds the present lifetime ban difficult to justify. of getting HIV from various behaviors: But the change doesn’t amount to much. • From penetrative anal intercourse—1 in Insisting on what is, for all intents and purposes, a 20,000. year of celibacy for MSMs drastically reduces the donor pool. Studies in the US and Canada have • From receptive anal intercourse—about 1 in generally found that moving to a 12-month ban 200. would only allow about 1 or 2 percent of MSMs to donate—139,000 potential donors, according to • From receiving tainted blood—9 in 10. one estimate.

You get the picture. In the old days, getting HIV- Would it make more sense to adopt the French infectious blood was tantamount to a death notion of allowing monogamous MSMs to donate sentence. At the beginning of the epidemic, there with no special restrictions? For the general wasn’t a way to test for HIV in donated blood, and population, arguably yes. In the US, the prevalence many infections were transmitted by transfusions— of HIV among gays is substantially higher than 1,220 cases in the US by the end of 1987, plus 1,100 among straights; nonetheless, healthy monogamous in Canada and 1,700 in the UK. As a result, indefinite gay couples are at no greater risk of contracting bans were placed on blood donations from MSMs in sexually transmitted diseases than healthy much of the world. monogamous straight ones.

Drastic? Maybe, but together with crucial But such a rule wouldn’t make much sense for improvements in screening, it had the desired result: college students, or for people under 30 generally (I The blood supply was secured. The amount of pick this age arbitrarily), for whom monogamy isn’t donated blood that turns out to be HIV-positive is necessarily the default state. Most would thus still minute—only one unit in 1.5 million flunks screening. be excluded from donating; of those who aren’t, the From 1999 through 2012, just six cases of HIV from one partner they’ve had in the past year might be blood transfusion were reported. Given an estimated that wild man they met last week. 13 to 17 million units of whole blood donated per year, that suggests you have something like a 1 in 35 In short, whatever restrictions short of a lifetime million chance of becoming infected with HIV from a ban one might reasonably adopt for the more settled blood transfusion. (read: older) portion of the population, a one-year celibacy requirement (admittedly, when you’re in Rescinding a lifetime MSM ban would have your early 20s, this might as well be a lifetime) consequences. One study estimated that if France’s would still be the best policy for young gays. a lifetime ban were changed to exclude only MSMs Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com or write him c/o reporting more than one partner in the past year, Chicago Reader, 350 N. Orleans, Chicago 60654. Subscribe to the transfusion-related HIV cases would increase 370 Straight Dope podcast at the iTunes Store.

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