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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Xavier Student Newspapers at Exhibit. It has been accepted for inclusion in All Xavier Student Newspapers by an authorized administrator of Exhibit. For more information, please contact [email protected]. av-en. THE ~. .. . 1011\iiDI 81 st Year Week of March 20 Issue 23

News EXECUTIVE Xavier welcom.es President Clinton to cam.pus Saturday. See page 2 form.ore details on this exciting guest visit.

0 Perspectives Budget wars­ Senate attem.pts to bully The Newswire

Sports Sm.ydra savors . Xavier experience

Diversions 'If Lucy Fell' and ~and.it Queen THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF MARCH 20, 1996 - PAGE 2 EWS ·President Ointon

Se~~te electi<>,;n~ to4,~y ::, "'..) '· Student senate elections will be held today, W cdncsday; March.· BY JEFFREY R. DAVIS· mitside the cafeter,ia .in the . University Center. Faculty and 20, from 8 a.m.-12 p.m. and 2 ~5 p.m. in thc:AitcrUall lobbyaiii:I THE XAVIERNEWS\VIHE froml2p.m.-2p.m. and 5-7p.m. in the UnivcrsityCcntcrin.front staff tickets will be available in of the cafeteria. There arc 15 candidates running for 16 seats. The presidentof the United the Alter Hall lobby outside of Write in votes arc encouraged. States is coming to Xavier this' Kelley Auditorium. Tickets arc Saturday.' available on a first come, first The visit will mark the first serve basis. time ever an incumbent A photo ID is required to Entrepreneurial loans president has visited the receive a ticket, and each person .rnust sign his or her The Xavier Entrepreneurial Center, in cooperation with the university. nariu:i when getting· a· ticket. Hamilton County Development Company, announces the cre­ Gene Beauprn, director of In addition, ()nly one ticket ation of a Micro-1,oan fund for Xavier student cntrcjucncurs. Xavier community relations, may be given to each student The Micro-Loan fund will provide loans to students starting said a White House advance for se~urity reasons. Members summer, par·t-timc or immediate post-graduation businesses. ·team came to Xavier on tile photo of the faculty and staff can Students interested in applying for a small business loan should Monday to begin preparing ·receive two tickets each. contact Dr. Sandy Eustis, chair of the Dcpm·tmcnt of Manage­ Sch111idt Fieldhouse fo1· the Presidellt Bill Clilltoiz; the As of Tuesday afternoon, ment. and Entrepreneurship for further information, at 745- presidential visit. 11atioll 's 41 stpresidelll, will be at : Xavier officials did not know 3429. "The White House contacted Xavier's Sc/1midt Fieldhouse 011 us and wanted us to send them Saturday. how many.tickets would be information about the pro- available t9 students. Tickets grams," Beaurpe said. _are non-transferrahle: Beaupre said he was told by members of the national press Anyon·e who receives a ticket Graduate office help White House officials that the with him when he lands at the · for Saturday rimst he s~ated by pr~s_ide~t will speak to a Greater Cincinnati-Northern· . ll:30 a.m. Although doors open Accor«!ing to the Graduate Services Office, more graduate . assistantships are now· available for the .1996-97 school year. Applications 'are available in the Graduate Services Office.(312 ~°i~1~~~~~.····*·~~~Nt~~~~~·;:;~~~f.$i~~~~·· Elet Hall) and the Career Services Center (University Center). s~cfoty~ / ...... ·.. · Clinton will~r~iv~;:~t X~vier in ; -,;:.Security will he~very. high for To give students ample time to complete the application and •White· House officials first · . his presid~ntialmot~~c'~de. · · the presidential· vi~it, ~rid . · . · gather the required material, the deaclline for these new positions contacted Xavier becamie of the At 10:30 a.m., Clinton Will Anders advises students. to limit is April 12. For more information or questions, call 745-3360. school's Service Fellow pro~am partieipat~.i~ a roundtable. what they have in their; pockets' as well as the Institut~ for · discussion about the Commu- because they will he going Community Capacity Building nity Youth Collaborative,':a through a metal detector on the program. program that uses citv-wide . way into S~hlnidt Fieldhouse The Community Capacity resources to help tee~s ge.t and they don't want.to hold up. Scholarship winner Building program is a two-year- motivated, in school, and on- the lirie searching for elusive old program which brings trackto graduate. . articles on someone. Gina Honigford, sophomore French and secondary education residential leaders from At around 11:40 a.m., Several other.rules are being major, has received a scholarship from Pi Delta Phi and the disadvantaged communities to Clinton will speak to an implemented for Clinton's visit, French National Society to study in Frnncc this summer. This Xavier to discuss how to solve audience at Schmidt Fieldhouse including the following: . scholarship is one of two awarded nationally. She will study at the their problems without the help for about 45 minutes before *Anyone attendirig the American University of Paris. All of her expenses will be covered of others. It is cosponsored by. departing to the Maisonette speech must have a·picturn ID b~ the scholarship. The .United Way.and Corimm- . restaurant downtown. · with them the clay of the visit. nity Chest. · • · · . From the Maisonette, · *The doors to Schmidt Th!}..Service F~llow Program Clinton ,Vin depart for the Fieldhouse will be closed after International -week gives 'students the opportunity airport and leave for Columbus '11:30 a.m., and no·one will be to. do comm.unit)' service while ·w }1cre h e wi ti attend an event a II owcc I m· a f tcrwar· ; " d. s. ' attending the university Oil a ,. I 01 *S' . f ki I . The Jntcr~ational Students' Society and Pax Christi will be'• "' '·" .... ·" .. ,.. ,,,._ . 1or t 1c 1io Democratic Party , 1gns o any 'nc are not. .. presenting this ycal·'s International Festival/Peace Weck '96. · f9IJ:Sc_h()l::irship. · '.: ·~ ,·.v~ '. ..-J~ and two smaller events. , . pdrn~ltted ...: . . -. , ~~;t;r :, , ·Bcai•.v' ~e.said Prcs1cic'n.1: ·.>.. :...·.·. x · > ·' "" ·· x· ; "· 'f1·- · ·1 .... :;1·1·""'" Filled with variouscultm~al activities, the even tis aimed at raisinrr . avter 1 resic 1ent Rev. James · avter o 1cm s are sh ·;; >'·· . 0 issues of peace and justice as well as presenting students with Clinton !s visit is an official - . .·' Hoff, S;.J. said, "Xavier working ~ri sc~cr'al aspetts· of~ .. different perspectives on world culture. The event ~iJI open with presidential visit and will not be University as a university is so the'evcnt; including. pa1·king. u.sedas election I d p - I . 'B · . . · · · 1· h Wh. a cookout on the residential mall on Monday, March 25 from ll an cam1mi.,··~1 p ease t Jiat rcsic ent Clinton · eaupre smc t e 1te a.m.-l p.m. Later that afternoon, Dr. Howard Tolly of the rally.· has chosen the university as a House advance te~l11 is w9rking University of Cincinnati will give a speech entitled, "The UN Tucscl11y afternoon, venue for discussing issues very cooperatively with Xavier Commission on Human Rights" in Alter 223 from 4:30-5:30 p.m. Whiteho.use Midwestern Media critical to the welfare of our in dealing with certain issues to A mini soccer tournament will take place at Cohen Field on Relations Director Brenda nation." make the president's visit a Tuesday, March 26, from 4-10 p.m.' Anders gave the final schedule Tickets will be issued to hassle-free one for White House for the President's visit. students Thursday morning officials ~nd for the Xavier eo'!1pilcd by Virginia Sutcliffe He will bring around 85 beginning at 8 a.m. in the lobby community. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF MARCH 20, 1996 - PAGE 3 Newinfonnation technology minor implemented

a year ago because th~ college of have an advantage over those course in a student's major that and it can help students to do 8Y~VIRGINIA SUTCLIFFE business found students (both who don't," said Crable.· relates to· infom1ation technol­ their jobs better," said THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE. business and non-business) The basic requirements ogy, we can tailor to the specific Crable. . were interested in the informa­ include three classes: Manage­ need of the student such as an Students can sign up for tion systems area. ment of Information Technol­ independent study," said the ~or in the Coll ege of Dr. Elaine Crable said that ogy, DataBase Management, Crable. Business undergraduate Xavier is making physical - . - -- . plans to move into the 21st the minoris helpful to a student and Hardware/Software. The new minor started office. century, but they are also of any major. Two informatio~ technology informally this spring semester For more information, making academie plans as well. "We found from employers electives must also be taken. and includes SL"{ students so far. contact, Dr. Elaine Crable at ·. The new university minor in · that wh~n interviewing people Crable said these may be an The minor will officially 745-2029. information technology will help for jobs, students that have a . elective from the student's begin in the fall semester. students meet the demands of technical understanding, even if major which relates directly to "lthink this is a nice the 21st century, they are for example an · information technology. opportunity for people to have The idea was first thought of education or English major, "If .there isn't a particular some technical background, Physical Plant -worker: 'Sex is not a gatne' -·-·-··-·-"" 8'i VIRGINIA SUTCLIFFE .'.fHE XAVIER NEWSWIRE

Ar~ you sick of being educated about sex from magazines and talk shows? Well, Physical Plant carpenterKevin Stambaugh can help. . Stambaugh and three of his friends have come up with a photo by Carlo& DeJeaua game ·called "Sex is Not a · · Physict1lP/a11temp/.oyeeKevi11 Game," in an effort to change Sta111haugh is proudef his 11ew the way teenagers and yo.mg · ga111e. adults learn about sex. . The idea for the game canie more fun with the game than from a discussion the four had anyone," said Stambaugh. about the lack of knowledge .Stambaugh said the game ·young people have concerning really isn't meant to be a scare sexual issues, and the difficulty tactic, its purpose is to make ' . they face as parents discussing young people aware of the· sexual issues with their chil-. important responsibilities dren. involved with sex. It is an ice "We were basically talking breaker for parents and .·. about how rough it is to educate teachers to educate teenagers . kids in matters of sex, and about sex; decided it would be easier if it "It is tough to come face to was in the form of a game," said · face with these issues, but if you Stambaugh. ignore them, they could kill The game itself resembles you,"said Stambaugh. "Trivial Pursuit" and contains ·Stambaugh says the group 900 questions·in three different doesn't have any definite plans categories: Sexually Transmit­ for a second edition, but hopes .. ·.·• Dominois Pizza will Fast, Free oenvery111 ,. ted Diseases, Sex Itself, and they could some day come up ·. · award ·tree, 30 1-topping Xavi~rUl"livers.ity · ·• Pregnancy. with other games to educate largepizzas·to the.dorm 3915. Montgom~ry R.d. , Stambaugh and his friends students in other areas. •.. purchasing the most · h~ve sold 300 games to local and "All of our efforts right now :·•pizzas starting March13 ·.395~74()() national high schools, universi- are in the one game because we . lies and other institutions. don't have a lot of money for at Xavier. University . bur. drivers earry .·less than They have even sold some in advertising," said Stambaugh. n:mning through . $20.00. Limited delivery area. · .places like Bermuda and "Sex is not a game," can be , Cl 996 Oomlno.'a Pizia, Inc. · March24. Alaska. purchased for $29.25 plus ·'.'Most of our game sales are shipping and handling. .· to junior high schools a~ch1p, . To order the game, call I-· 800"887-GAME or, contact but we have. found that. the. college students are having · Stambaugh at 745-3151. 111•• lllllll•mllBS liBll 111111 II• I I JI

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·rnEXAVIER Struggles with senate f»ERSPECIJVE.S NEWSWIRE A STUDENTS' JOURNAL

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. ,Editor-in-Chief .. ·.·;:· .. l :.I:;, ' .1:. . AMY, HEJ,.M~S. . ~:-.. : f. -.· BY PATRICK:AYERS B~Manager .. M. ANDREW WADE ·' · 'THEXAVIERNEWSWIRE

. ;'.·· Ailveliismg Mm1ager CJ\Roi..E McPHiwrs . remember in grade school 'the~e was this · ·I one kid that everyone· was afraid of. Stan Managing Editor was huge,.a mutant practically, and I'm sure Hou.1EMcRAE he was the only person in my second grade class who had to shave every morning before Special Projects school. KRISTA SIGLER Anyway, he discovered early on that because he was so big he could threaten and - .Adviser bully people to get his way. He had his own MIKE K.\ISER . little regime of terror going, and it was widely. und~rstood that if you messed with him, you got flattened. News Maybe the student senate knew somebody feature article about their club. At the Newswire where the real power on campus Jeff Davis like Stan when they were in grade school, Virginia Sutcliffe beginning of the year, a memo was sent out was .. Instead of making an informed, because they certainly seem to have adopted to the president of every student organiza- rational decision after consulting all of the · Perspectives his tactics. · tion on campus, outlining how they·could parties involv~, the senate made a knee- Patrick Ayers On March 11, in a seemingly unprecedented do just these things. AU they have to do is_ jerk, emotional decision·b·~sed on ignorance. Becky Ranallo move, the senate voted 18-0 to reduce The . ask. . . Aft~r ~eighing all ofthe options, and after Newswire~ budget for the '96-'97 school year Furthermore, we can'tjust add a page getting.ni~e and aniryabout the bullying· Sports to $0. This was done because the senate was to a newspaper; W.e work in increments of · tactics b~ing used, Tlui/Vewswire refused to Jason Beck concerned about Tire coverage of Pete Holtermann Newswire~ . four, so we wouldhav~ to addfC?urpag(!S ) .•. >he·ruianCially held hostage. We called their SGA-sponsored events and small club news. or drop three in' order io give:lli~~~riat~'if:";~';::·g1uff ~n'd refu~ed to negotiate;·. After several Diversions Various ideas were bandied about, one of whole page. Then that page has to .. be .. -·· ·meetiiigs, and with the help of SGA President Soren Baker which was an entire SGA page in each issue filled, which is no small task in' and of '>Damon Jones, Tire Newswire prevailed. Charles Fields devoted to whatever news the senato"°s .deemed itself. , . . The senate backed down and decided that worthy. The plan, apparently, was to with­ Finally; there are real ethical issues maybe cutting funding wasn't such a hot idea Photography hold funding ilntil Tlie Neloswire agreed to the . involved with our giving senate a whole after all .. Carlos DeJesus senate's demands. Megan Miller page to do with as they please. Any The budget situation is an unenviable one. The problem is, no one ever asked Tiu! journalistic integrity Tire Newswire has. .. The money just isn't there to give everybody Calendar/ Fun Page Newswire. goes right out the window the minute we everything they want. Our particular Jay Kalagayan Our offices have been in the same place all· start letting a governing body determine. · problem wouldn't have even been an. issue if year. We are a short, three-mi~u.te walk from our conteni. It would be just like Tire the Publications Committee was up and Layout/ Graphics the place where senate ineets. If all these . Washington Pc',st letting the Congress of · running like it was supposed to be. The Kip T. Noschese senators had all these problems, why didn't the United States tell them what they can . senators, as a whole, do a pre_tty good job of they ever stroll over and check out our Advertising and can't print. .· - representing the students and getti11g things John P. Glynn operation? Anyone on our staff would have The real problem here; howeve'r, is not done at this unive.rsity. They just need to loved to talk to a senator about their concerns. what the senate wanted, but how they keep in mind that they are servants,.not Distribution We have no problem taking suggestions and went about trying to achieve those ends. lords, and that there is a proper way of James Uhler criticism (just check out the last couple of They tried to. use our funding as a means treating people and· an· improper way .. Most letters to the editor). We won't; however, be of forcing us to conform. , of the time they (as a group) handle them- bullied by a bunch of people who know Don 't think for a ~ute that it was a selves with grace and style. This time they Thr .t'1tvl,.r 1\'ew.ffl•l°re i8 puhli.d:e1I nothing about producing a paper, and who are level-headed, reasoned debate either.. screwed up. They made it look like if throughout the tichool year, exce11t dur• ing ncation and final eJUlnlli1 b)· lhe 11t11· so uninformed about this publication that the When asked about the severity of the someone didn't kowtow to what the senate 111!11111 of Xavier Unh·1:raity, 3800 Victor)· entire premise upon which their problems are Parkwa't', Cincinnati, 011 45207-2129. move, D.~l.l ~ocella,.chair of the senate's wanted they'd be left out in the cold. They The !ilal~menluml u11i11iomrnf7m.Xflvit>r based is inaccurate. financial.~ffa~rs.con;imittee said, "Well, in weren't sure how to react when someone Nt!14'Sll'l'n• are nul net:cMarily lhoM! of the

111udent body, facult)' 1 or11dminhuratfon The senate was concemed-about the the heat of the moment people start going stood up to them. nf Xa\ier •. Statemenllt and opinlon11 of ~lurn11i.11u do nut nt!Ce1111u1ily re01!t'l tbtNlc coverage given to small clubs, claiming we and things start rolling." Just so you know, Stan, the bully back in nr the cJilor11 or general 11lnff. dicln 't cover small club activities, and we made Subsr.ription nte1 arel30/)·car or !15/ So they got mad, and felt offended that second grad~, didn't get away with it either. semcAtcr within the USA aml are pro· it difficult for them to advertise. In one The Newswire was biting the hand that After a while a bunch of us got sick of being rated. Suh11crlplion in11uiric11Hhnuhl ht! directed tu Andrew Wade, Hu1ine111 meeting, a senator proclaimed that he couldn't feeds them, and this attitude surfaced in · picked on; One fine spring morning we Mana~er (513-745-3130). Adv•rli•ing inquirie1 ahould be directed lo Caroll:! br.lieve The Newswire didn '.t offer clubs a the debate. ganged up on him on the playground and McPhillipli, AJver1i1in1 Man•Ar.r (513~ discounted advertising price. The thing is, we · "Everybody was kind of pissed off that· redistributed the clas·s 's lunch money. Stan 745-3561 ). One copy or Tll~ .ra•i

BY JENNiFER BRINKMAN only two displays, the bookstore distributed, Dr. Ron Slepitza organization on campus devoted this mean that, like rape, sexual and the WORTH bulletin of Student Development wrote, to dealing ~th women's issues, harassment never happens on Gur.sT COLUMNIST hOard, and one activity, "As much as the celebration of WORTH, has such a miniscule Xavier's campus? The reality of sponsored by WORTH and Phi the contributions of African budget that printing an not hiring a replacement for this Alpha Theta. Not only is this Americans brings a richness to impressive brochure like position means that it becomes liroughout history, women disheartening, it is also appall­ our American heritage; it stirs Multicultural Affairs' .is more difficult, if not impos­ T have fought for the right to ing on a campus_ where over 54 up thoughts about obstacles completely impossible. Al­ sible, for women to report have an equal education, the percent of the population is that have been overcome and though I realize that WORTH is sexual violations. But if the right to own property; the right female. lexpected so much those that remain. While you much smaller than w1iversity doesn't feel that it is to be granted a fair divorce, the more from a campus that so may not recall the struggles for Multicultural Affairs, I still feel important enough to ftll an right to vote, the right to work wonderfully celebrated Black freedom and justice .•. hearing, that the only group on campus administrative position that deals outside of the home, the right to History Month. February was reading and reflecting on the which deals with women's directly with women's sexual control our reproductive so enlightening for me. For lessons from that time may h~ issues should have been given oppression, how can we expect systems, and the right to earn once, I saw ~tudents taking a just what is necessary to he~p us some support, either monetarily them to remember the impor­ equal wages. But on Xavier's part; no matter how small it today." I applaud Slepitza for or administratively, in repre­ tance of Women's History campus, the majority of people may have been, in learning recognizing the need to con­ senting over half of this cam­ Month? don't seem to he remembering about another point of view in tinually re-evaluate the Civil pus' students. In his message in the hro­ these right~xcept the right to our country-one that many Rights era. I agree that only Perhaps it is easy for Xavier chm·e mentioned before, remain completely apathetic to may not be well acquainted through continually studying to ignore Women's History Slepitza ends with this state­ what women have accom­ with. Why then, has this· the past can we move forward Month, because it is ment. "I invite the entire plished. campus seemingly forgotten in the future. But this same falsely assumed by many that university community to join This month is Women's about the history of women? statement should apply to all women have achieved every­ together to honor not just Black History Month. How many In reading through the Black minorities and oppressed thing. They can work outside of History, but human history." readers were aware of this? History Programs brochure, people . the home, go to college, and get Well, I invite Slepitza to ensure Well, on campus I have seen .·which Multicultural Affairs. Obviously at Xavier it divorced. But have women that all categories of human - '· ' . ~- ' .. ., doesn't, because I did not see really achieved equality on this history are equally represented Slepitza or anyone other than campus? The university still on this campus. Or aren't SUMMER AT LOYOLA the history department hasn't hired a full-time director women included in his definition publicly offer any words of of Affirmative Action lo replace of human?

su'pport for the importance of Dr. Merelyn Bates-Mims who }e1111ifer Rri11/m1rm 1'.< " j1111ior .. EARLY SESSION Women's History Month.· left her position before the '95- Fre11ch n11d history mnjor from · Six-weefrbeginning·May•l 7 (6 pm) Further, the only s.tudent .~. 796 school year began. Does Fr"11kli11, Term.

LATE SESSION Six'weeks beginning June 28 (6 pm)

• Day. evening or weekend classes. • Courses in business, arts and sciences, • Letter to the editor • education, nursing. · • All courses applicable to Loyola University Chicago degrees. volved in many other activities. Lieb Family Fund, c/o Xavier • Classes held at Loyola's Lake Shore His simple statement, "When University, 3800 Victory ,Park­ (Chicago), Water. Tower (Chicago), Anthony died, I gained a guard­ way, Cincinnati, Ohio 45207. Medical Center (Maywood), and Tragic ian angel...Today I have four," We leave you with these words Mallinckrodt (Wilmette) campuses. exemplifies his faith in Goel. spoken by Chris at the funeral: We often ask ourselves why • Co11ve11ie11t To11cl1-Tone registrati~n "Joey could make funny faces, (ITR) system. children die, only to find the futil­ ity in the question. There are no Zack could tell you where outer space is, loss answers or explanations, only r------~------, Jon could run around the bases, TrtE SUMMER SESSIONS . To receive your free copy o( thr 19% : more questions. But for each of l.oyola University ChicalJn T/11• S111111111•r Smio11$ huller in, I Ifonly I could trade them places." 1120 N. Michigan Awnuc rc1urn .:nupun or call (.ll2) 1>15·i>501. : On March 5, ~. fire destroyed those who are gone, there is a hole Chk;1i;11, ll.t>Ol•ll·21% : the Lich house, claiming three in our hearts thai knows no encl; Mark Augenstien I I young lives. Jonathon Robert, 9, This tragic loss brings two com­ Mike Mulcahey ~lllL' I I Zachary Matthew, 7, and J oscph munities together-the Milwau­ seniors I AdJrns I Thomas; S~ were taken away from kee community and the Xavier I I their family of 17. Four weeks .. University community. Through Slalt lip I I I. . I prior to this tragedy, the family QUr cornhinecl efforts, we may not L------.. ------~----..;~-,-----.------J sustained another loss of their 20- be able to change March 5, hut we ·monthcolcl brother and son, An­ arc able to help ease the pain of thony. Their oldest brother, their losses. Xavier has estab­ Chris, a senior at Xavier, is a lished a fund to help the Lieb friend and role 1i10del to many. famiJyin thcirtimeofneecl. Many Chris is a natural science major· have come forward to contribute, and peace studies minor, a mem­ butmuchmoreisnccded. Ifthere ber of Pax Christi, Mortar Board is any way you are able tocontrib:_ and Wrestling Club, and is in- ute;please send donations to The THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF MARCH 20, 1996 - PAGE 8 ""....,.""~~""""~"'-:::-:r.. , ...... F.T... f'<'C'•,r~~~~~,...,'?'~"',.,..~.,...... <»~r· ~"°"""7'"..,,.f'---A1~-~~::i.':'-"'.:-"K'<'~ """'~;""'"~~- ~,,,--::~-~,.,.,..,~~~~'t""''~~~~~~~=~=~~~<'~-~~'"1""',,..,.....,'.f...,,~...,.,.,,.,,_'t~""""~"'" s PORTS X-emplary efforts Junior swimmer Joe Leibold and senior soccer player Maurice Schilten have been named to the GTE DistricdV Academic All­ . America First Team. Leibold, a 4.0 natural science/pre-med major, holds six school records, individually in the 200 and 500 yard freestyle and 200 butterfly and as part of the 200 and 400 freestyle relays and 400 medley relay teams. Schilten led the Musketeers this season with nine goals and a school-record 13 assists. He 61e photo earned first-team Atlantic 10, All-Ohio and Mallrice Schillell All-Mideast Region honors. Schilten has a 3.74 GPA and will receive his degree in accounting this spring. Both Leibold and Schilten are now eligible for the GTE National Academic All-America team. photo by CarlOll DeJeaua REC SPORTS IN SPRING BLOOM: The Recreational Sports While Xavier pitchers tried to keep the Roc!.·ets at hay,Jimior Mike Saktried to keep them atfirst base. Department will hold several events to open the spring season.

Rec Sports will sponsor lntramurals Championship Night on BradfordJ hurls shutout March 28 at 7 p.m. in the O'Connor Sports Center gym. The women's intramural basketball championship will be held at 7 p. m., with the men's open division championship at 8 p.m. XUIM XU showshome pow~r March Madness includes food, drinks, entertainment and more. Entry forms are now available for the sixth.annual Rob Sieber pitcher··.nceds to. feel .pressure practicing with more intensity and BY TOM DE' CORTE Memorial Golf Outing in the OSC lobby. The tournament swings situations," said HoWicz·. "He's that will help." THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE . off April 13 at Glenview Golf Course with a 1:30p.m. shotgun start. i • ' ' : : : ; r • ':- ' • • ~ ; • • notthrowingaswellashecouldor Leading the offensive attack The $20 student entry fee($~~ for non-students) includes IS holes;, · , Q~twosolidpitc~p:er­ will throw:down. the line."-.,, for the Musketeers.this week was of golf, cart, dinner and prizes. Only a few spots rema~. , formances and a timely . hitting· .The Atlantic 10 honored . Dallio. With two more home runs attack, the Musketeers base~all Witte's improvement.by naming this week, Dallio has already CROSSTOWN FACEOFF: The Xavier hockey team will take team overcame defensive lapses him·Pitcherofthc Week. clubbed five round-trippers, on Cincinnati in a special doubleheader with the Cincinnati Cyclones· to score three wins this week, _ The Muskies used the heavy more than he hit all oflast scaso.n. on Friday, March 29 at 5 p.m. .. upping their record to 7;.9, lumber to defeat Toledo on Sun­ For the season; he is hitting .346 The Crosstown Faceoff marks the first-ever matcbup between - Josh Bradford hurled a three­ day' banging outl5 hits in an n .. clip, with 21 RBis .and a .750 XU Ice and the UC club, which is in its first season following a long hit shutout on Tuesday, helping 8 victory. Sophomore .catcher slugging percentage. He earned hiatus. The Cyclones will then take on the Minnesota Moose in an the Musketeers shut down the Jim Dallio homered to the oppo­ A-10 Player of the Week honors IHL match at 7:30 p.m. Anyo!le holdi~g a Cyclones ticket, now on Mi~mi Redskins, 7-0. Bradford site field for the Muskies, first for the second straighttimc. sale for $10 and $6, will be admitted free to the Xavier match. upped his record to 2-1 on the baseman Mike Sak had two hits "I think he's· in a lot better For advance tickets, call the Cyclones office at 531-7825. season. He leads the team in ERA and four RBis, and shortstop physical shape this season and his at 1.29 and strikeouts with 25. Marty Sparks slapped three mental approach to hitting is get­ HORSES AND OARS: Xavier Crew and Student Activities "We're a very confident team singles. ting better," said Howicz. Committee will sponsor the annual "Night at the Races" this around Josh (Bradford)," said Although the Muskies earned Gale saiCI, "He's a lot more Friday. The $10 cost per person includes dinner at 7 :39 p.m. and· center fielder Jayson Gale. "He's three wins; they showed some relaxed on the field and he's a a chance to bet on horse races starting at 8:30 p.m. For more a great competitor and pitcher." weaknesses in the field. Xavier real leader on this team." information, contact Pete Havcrkos at 731-3449. Freshman starter Louie Witte fielders committed 14 errors in Freshman Rodd Hampson has - Jwmn Beck also pitched six strong innings, four games, bringing them to 54 also been swinging a hot bat for giving .up only two hits and no errors in 16 games this season. the Musketeers with a .351 aver­ earned runs in the fii·st game of a lfowicz offered some explana­ age. Outfielder Jason Du Vall has This Week doubleheader against Toledo last tion fort he defensive lapses. "The been a threat on the basepaths, (weather pcnnitling ... hrrrrrr!) Saturday. Xavier to.ok the first weather has been a factor for us. leading the team .with five steals. game 12-4, but clropp~d the sec-, We haven't had as many reps in This week the Musketeers Friday, March 22 Baseball vs. Dayton, 2 p.m., ond game 6-3 to the Rockets.· · practice as we'd like," said travel to Butler on Thursday be­ Hayden Field Xavier broke the first game Howicz. "For· example, Louie fore returning home to face Women's tennis vs. Illinois-Chicago, open in the sixth inning With a 10- (Witte) has had a problem of bad Dayton on Friday and the Detroit 3 p.111., XU courts run barrage, capped off with a fielding his first three starts, but - Titans on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday, March 23 Baseball vs. Detroit, 2 p.m., two run homer by Rodd that'sjustoncofthosethings. We Yesterday's Crosstown Slugout Hayden Field Hampson. Witte took the win (1- have·some very good players, and and this afternoon's match against Men's and women's tennis vs. 2) and Gale added three RBis. we'll improve ... butbeing7-9with Indiana were cancelled by rain. Eastern Michigan, XU courts Assistant coach Dave Howicz the defensive troubles we've had · Howicz said, "Dayton and Sunday, March 24 Baseball vs. Detroit," 10:30 a.m., said even though Witte has "gone is a testament to the talent we Detroit· ai'e good tests for us. Hayden Field through sonie frustrating times" have." · Hopefully we can gain some mo­ Tuesday, March 26 Baseball vs. Miami,2 p.m., in his first three starts, he can . Gale said, "We' know what we mentum now and the right play­ Hayden Field only stand to improve._ "Every havctodooutthere. We~vcbeen ers will peak a·t the right time."

·' TH E XA v IE R NE w s w IRE - WEEK 0 F MAR c H 2 0 ' 1 9 9 6 - PAGE 9 ~~' ~ .-. ~ -. 1' ~~~ ~ ~ - I,• , ~ '+~,, < ~ > Smydra walks long march.of XU hoops

BY JASON BECK to work hard, try out in the gave up too many buckets. By· offseason and see what happens." contrast, he dicln 't even play in Till: XAVIER NEWSwiRE What has happened has been his favorite, last year's win at Amiclstthestonn that raged at a masochistic rendition of George Washington which helped Xavier's regular-seaso~ finale "Rudy." Though Smyclra get XU to the Big Dance. against Duquesne earlier this garnered little' action at the It is those moments after a big month, a familiar, loomingfigure Cincinnati Gardens, his hard win that Smyclra will miss. And roamed the sidelines. Standing work during practice has though he earned the fewest points throughout the Musketeers' surprised XU big men for four of his career this season (two), the second-half comeback, he nearly years. Some responded by strides the young starters made willed the team to victory, en- ·knocking him down, others by bear some~hat to his credit. Af­ couraging the XU lineup and swinging at him. Though it may ter all, Smyclra spent a preseason engaging everyone else. not have helped team morale, Friday night diagramming plays Midway through the resur- Smydf'.a 's madness had a point. to a newcomer. Four· years · gence, a referee asked him to sit "I knew my role going in four allowed him to memorize the clown. Trainer Roger DeGarmo years ago, and that was to make pl~ybook, if not utilize it. tuggeclathimtoobeytheofficial. the team better," he said. "I Smydra wiJI take that sort of But the motivator shouted back. think Brian [Grant] figured it anonymity from Xavier into the demanding his team to stand up. out, that if he played hard hack, U.S.- Marine Corps Officers And so while head coach Skip it would help him toward his School this fall, along with a Prosser ·squatted through the game." master's of education clei,'l'ee. game,Ma~kSmyclrahelpeclcheer Grant, the hardest player. "Being part of a team, you and coach his team to victory at Smyclra faced, became an NBA have ·to understand that sum is Pittsburgh's Palumbo Center. lottery pick. Sophomore T.J. always greater than its parts," "Actually, he'~ more of a Johnson finds the correlation. Smyclra said. "Here, I don't care cheerleader than a coach," head "This guy isn't going to play photo by Carl08 DeJe111111 if I get any credit. But I've defi­ coach Skip Prosser joked. much, and he's banging around Seniorwalk-onMar!.:Smydra (left) receives hi.spartinggiji, aframed . nitely accomplished everything I ·Regardless, the walk~on has -with everybody," Johnson said. action picture, from head coach Skip Prosser. ' set out to do and so much more." been more of both than a game · "At first it surprised me, then it Yet Mark Smyclra is not an­ player. But as the lone senior inspired me to play hard myself." "When things are goingwrong, utes," he said. "I love to play on other Rudy. Instead, he com­ Musketeer~heistheonlyconstant The work Johnson amJ Grant he is always positive," Johnson the road toinstigatefans. The first pares himself to Robert. DeNiro from the MCC c ..ampions of four put in pays dividends come game said. "You harclly ever hear some­ year, no one cared because I was in the rdm classic, "Raging Bull." years ago. ·time. Forwalk-ons, however, the thing negative coming from hiin." a nobody. As I've gotten older, Like DeNiro, he allowed his Not even: Prosser has been at · reward never equals the ·.work; . Not toward players, an)'Way .. they don ;t know me as a player so opponent to beat him up, but XU the last four ~easons.:It wlls Yettas Smyclra watched Xavier To hpposing fans~ he is the weak;,· much as a goofbaU." , ·'.·'' · never knock him out. Smyclra: Prosser,· however~< who · helped. · ' basketball· from · the ·bench, he·. est' link of the enemy, the easiest · The team ideal has long since has taken four years of beatings Smyclra make his mark on XU · released his pent-up energy in a target; · To referees~ he is the replaced the desire for playing to improve Xavier basketball. basketball. As an. as~istant in ~ore vocal form. player with seemingly the least time. His most memorable game "At some times it's been tre­ 1991 he told a freshman Smyclra, · Hi~ gameclay workout is an right to argue a call. Just as isn't last year's game against mendously hard, at other times who had just.been cut from the .enclless succession of laps: from Smydra agitated in practice,' so Georgetown in the NCAA it's been very satisfying," he said. team in the pre~eason; what he one encl of the bench to the other, could he rile a road crowd. Tournament, in which he played ••Threeplayersswungatrne. Five had to do to be a walk-on. giving a pat to ·a Xavier starter "Sometimeslclon'tknowwhat in the final minutes of a close first guys elbowed me in the head. But "He told me, •Just don't get leaving the game, then back to his happens. The only friends I have half. Not only was he running a nobody kicked me, because I was clown,"' Smydra said. "He said Gardens seat. are teammates for those 40 min- fever toward gametime, but he never clown long enough." Xavier nets strong spring start

woman in Xavier tennis history. The in a row. Despite their struggles on the BY PETE HOLTERMANN record is 77 wins, and Pacella has road, they picked up a win at home on THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE earned 13 of her 73 wins this fall and Monday over Indianapolis. The Xavier tennis program got their spring.· The biggest obstacle for the men spring season under way with a few Frcs!mmn Lindsey Beeman has also this spring has been overcoming the matches in early February. Things Imel an impressive spring. She was lossofjuniorJeffRoth. Roth'sseason really got going for the teams as they added to the singles rotation just hefore ended prematurely when he suffered spent spring break competingin Hilton the Hilton Head trip, and responded ·a knee injury. Head, S.C. by winning her three of her matches. This injury resulted i·u ·lineup The women's team went 3-1 on the Number one singles player Meghan changes for the men, and they have trip, giving them a 5-1 record for the Caton also helped Xavier with three had some t~ouhle adjusting. "With spring and a 12-2 mark overall. The wins on the trip. Indianapolis, I think we gelled men had a harder time, and lost all Pacella is optimistic about the together, and I hope it means we'll three of their matches. However, remainder of the spring season. play well in the coming matches," said their Victory over the University of "Finishingstrongin Hilton Head really sophomore Eric Gaughan. Indianapolis Monday gives them a 2- boosted our spirits for the rest of-the Junior Monish Patel has been 3 ~ecorcl for the spring. season," she said. playing well for the men. He was the The women. have been led by the The men started off their 1995-96 only Muskietopostina winning record play of senior Heidi Pacella, 6-0 this season strong by posting a ~ record in Hilton Head, and he improved his To'!' Eiaer/Xavier Sporla lnfonnalion HeiJiPaceHa uchasingdown the career recordfor it/ins spring season. She is also five victories heaclingintoffilton Head. Once there, season record to 10-2 with a win over at Xavier. away from becoming the winningest however, they dropped three matches Indianapolis.• THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF MARCH 20. 1996 - PAGE 1 0

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teams to the NCAA, and four to • Mter seeing both ~arcus BY PErE HOLTERMANN If you don't believe me, here • Portland needs a new comes the proof: mascot. I guess if I had to the NIT, and none have Camby and Tim Ducan in NEWSWIRE COLUMNIST • CBS commentator Al opportunity to throw on jeans, advnced past the second round. person this season, I would love The first two rounds of the McGuire came up with the most suspenders and a big head while Only one of these nine teams is to see them face each otherin NCAA tournament for 1996 are unique analogy of the tourna­ maintaining my anonymity, I'd still alive. Michigan State the Final Four. They squared complete, and so far, the games ment thus far. act like a moron. played Fresno State late last off on Dec. 6, atUMass. The have lived up to the billing of McGuire likened -Actually, no I · night in the second round of the . Minutemen heat Wake Forest March Madness. I had the the slashing effect · wouldn't, which is NIT. You heard it here first: 60-46 in the game. Duncan out­ opportunity to attend six Marquette point why 18,000 people Significant action will he taken rebounded Camby 12-9, but Midwest Region games in . guard Aaron wanted to kill the by the Big 10 to start a confer­ Camby outscored Duncan 17-9. Milwaukee this weekend, and I Hutchins had on guy after the first ence tournament within the· Duncan earned bonus points kept up with all the other action defenders to a root five minutes of next three years. ·for knocking down a three via "Sportscenter" and the canal. their game against • CBS ran far too many - pointer. This is a classic battle tournament coverage on CBS. • Michigan needs a Villanova. commercials. These long in the middle in a year when There were many memorable new fight song. •·Speaking of · commercial breaks are even guards are receiving so much moments among the 48 games They must have Michigan, those longer when you are at the attention. that were played this weekend. played that song 50 file photo boys need to keep arena and staring at the floor. • Virginia Tech forward,Ace Everything from annoying times during their AceCustis'tattootrumps better track of (As already mentioned, the Custis has the.best tattoo in mascots and fight songs to first round game any other in the NCAA. their timeouts. -bands and mascots were not college basketball. His bicep miraculous victories made this against Texas. Besides, why Once again, the Wolverines that entertaining). bears an·image of an ace card. first weekend of the tournament "Hail to the Victors" when they attempted to take a timeout • The Purdue-Georgia game • Finally, there is something truly mad. are losing? they.didn't have, and wound up took way too long to end; There 'Vrong with you if you did not with a technical late in the were three full timeouts in the throw your pool aside to cheer game. Maceo Baston brought final six seconds of the game. for Pete Carriland his Ex-ump discusses homosexuality l,>ack memories of Chris W ehher And rather than showing us Princeton Tigers. It was great as Michigan made ~n early exit. another game (UConn-Eastern to see this legendary coach pick Pallone returns to Cincy • The Big 10 is really over­ Michigan for example), CBS up a tournament win before his rated. The conference sent five just ran commercials. . retirement. BY JASON BECK Pallone's question-and-an­ swer session focused on his ·I I C ,0 R P S Tin: XAVIER NEWSWIRE RESERVE OFFICERS'. TR A I I G struggles after baseball. "No Dave Pallone will forever be town, no city, no organization known in Cincinnati as the um- shou1d ever discriminate against pire whom Pete Rose shoved. anyone," he said~ Pallone, then one of the most Though Pallone. IJ'a~ visited respected umps. in the National about 30 campus~~ a· year ~ince League, had to leave the field that 1991, the visit to XU was his first night with thousands of fans stop in the Queen City since the tossing objects at him from the Rose incident. But the parallels stands in Riverfront Staclium. between them run deep. Just as Yet not even that could com- Rosebargrunedintoalifctimesus­ pare with the grief he suffered pensionforgambling,Pallonewas less than a yearlatcr, when Major forced to resign by the National League Baseball "tossed" him League following an erron_eous from the game for revealing his storyhehclievestheyplantedlink­ homoscxuality. Not until then ing him to a child abuse ring in did Pallone learn a valuable lcs- upstate New York. son from his famous tirade against Pallone called it "a baseball's hit king. .convenient way" for "How dare you ask baseball to brush the others to respect you issue of gays aside. when you don't respect However, Pallone said yourself." homosexuality rc- The message re- mainsinbaseballinthe sounded throughout rank·~ of players, .. :snmu:astllOOL FORPEOPLE Pallone's 90-minute coaches, and general lecture last Wednesday tile 11hoto managers he knew. ON·TBEIRWAY TO TllETOP. at Kelley·Auditorium, Dave Pallo11e Nowadays, both If you didn't . sign. up for ROTC as a By the time yo~ have graduated from freshman or"'sophomore, you can still sponsored by the Committee on Pallone and Rose host radio college, you'll have the credentials of catch up to ' your classmates by an Army officer. You'll also have Contemporary Social Issues. shows; ~allone spent the after- attending Army ROTC Camp Chal­ !he self-confidence and discipline Beforc his dismissal, Pallone noon interviewing XU point guard lenge, a paid six-week summer it takes to succeed in college and said, "I was living a double life," Gary Lumpkin. Through theair­ course in leadership train~ng. beyond. a looming figure on the field, a waves, Pallone hopes to address man hiding his relationships off sportswhilcallowingspacctodis­ of_it. Since being open, however, cuss homosexuality in society. ARMY ROTC Pallone has built a new life, Though his new double life as publishing an autobiography, radio host and touring lecturer TIE SMARTEST COi.LEGE COURSE YOU CU. TUE. Dehi11dtheMask:MyD011blelife maybetiring,it'sadualityPallone u1 Baseball. He has a sequel, can live with. "I'm having such a For details, visit St. Barbara Hall or call Outcry, due out next summer, greattimedou1gitbecauseldon't 745-1062 while his speaking tour rolls on. mind it at all," he said.

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BY SOREN BAKER part of Petkofrs legion despite his cowardice and lack of Tm: XAVIER NEWSWIRE military polish. With a combination of Saranoff, another loyalist, grace, delicacy, wit and also has eyes for Louka (Corliss pas~ion, George Bernard . Preston), the Petkofrs Shaw's "Arms and the Man" servant; Like a spider's web, comes across a winner at these intertwining iove stories Cincinnati Playhouse in the · provide several si.tuations in Park. Shaw's play has been which more than one victim is well served by a fine acting trapped or duped. ensemble. . Through~ut the play, the _The home, garden and energy and vihrance trans­ library of Major Paul Petkoff ferred from the stage to ·the (Alan Mixon), a Bulgarian audience makes for an enjoy­ Raina (Katherine Heasley) a11d military man involved in the able experience; ·Major ·Sergius Saralll!ff (Johll · Serbo-Bulgarian war, provide While the first and second · Wojda) exchange a g/011ce dur­ the backdrop_ for what Shaw ~ acts may drag somewhat, the ing "Amis a1Ul the ·Ma11. " referred to as an "anti­ third act is a triumphant finale romantic comedy." Pctkofrs The initial encounter · that negates any shortcoming insincere, self-centered between Raina and Bluntschli revealed earlier in the presen­ daughter.Raina (Katherine plants a seed in both characters tation. Heasley), falls for Captain. which 111akes the engaged Raina . · "Arms and the.Man" - · Bluntschli (Sam Gregory), a long for her distant Romeo and part love story·, part comedy - file pholo suave and charming runaway Bluntschliwish to return to his is warmly and effectively enemy ~oldier who narrowly ~nemy 's home. However, presented by the Pla'yhouse The members ofBandit Quee11 regularlyplay a ha1Ui ofc~rds whe11 escapes death from Petkofrs ·Raina is supposed to wed the player;-s. they aren i playing music. · troops arid finds temporary foolhardy Major Sergius For ticket inf.ormation, call re(uge in Raina's bedroom. Saranoff (John Wojda), who is 421-3888.

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1111111 Ll. JS ltl'ili'lillllll! THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF MARCH 20, 1996 - PAGE 14 •Xavier Crew & SAC present •It's a wild, wild, wild, wild Wild Bill is coming! Yeehahh! "A Night ~t the Races" at the world as the residence halls sun ay Delhi Lodge. There, you can bet sponsor the second annual Xavier March24 •The women's ·basketball on horse races and enjoy a meal Scavenger·Hunt. See if you can team will have its annual banquet ALENDAR and a beverage. Call Pete at 731- find Calendar Man a Viewmaster, at 11 a.m. at the Vernon Manor let's get wild, crazy, and vote! 3449 for more info. a bowling shirt, or Barry · Hotel. Awards will be given to the • Earthcare & Amnesty Manilow's Greatest Hits on S­ Lady Muskies who celebrate their International have brought the track. The ruckus is from 4-10 wednesdav first year in the Atlantic 10 March20 "J f4!!tsday Quilorilbo Steel Drum Band to p.m. Conference.. Tickets are $20 a •International Coffee Hour •Veg Out will he held in the perform in Bellarmine Chapel. . •Supreme and sassy soprano head. Forreservations,cal13417. will be today from 3:30-4:40 p.m. . Dorothy Day House tonight at 5 Admission is a buck with student Diane Lennon will perform her· ~Hey, silly dirt, C-Man heard p.m. Sister senior recital in Bellarmine at the Romero Center. Paula Gonzalez will. ID arid $2 without. Feel the beat ·that there weren't enough will he at 7 p.m. · Chapel at 7:30 p.m. •A rain forest be outside speaking about solar energy candidates to fill the student of the University Grill. No, Dr. and alternate energy sources. •Get yourself to the University senate. Well, don't coniplain Quest's growth serum did not get Cafeteria and dance the night Hopefully, they won't serve when the select few who filled out out of control, it's a display by baked beans. away. The Xavier Big Band an application determine what's Earthcare to teach us about presents "When Swing Was King" best for Xavier. · nature. tonight from 9 p.m.-12:30 a.m. frida •If you think The Neuiswire •Senate elections are today! March22 Y Adinission is $10 per couple and •Interested in organizing sucks, write us a letter. If you •The department of nursing $3 a head with student ID. student events on or off campus? think The Newswveis great, drop is invitingprospectivc students to Well, today is the deadline for a line. It only takes a couple of learn lnore about their programs your application to the Student minutes and on~campus mail is at an open house today from 7-9 Activities Council. All applicants S'!~ay . free. ML2129isthebox. C'mon, p.m. in Cohen Center. . should drop off their forms to the •At noon today, Jazz Fest. '96 monkey! The C-Man dares you. •The Company, X.U. 's Student Activities office in the will take place in the University The C-Man triple clog dares you! liturgical drama troupe, will University Center. CenterTheatre. Highschooljazz perform a Christian drama in We at The Newswire hate to •Women's tennis hits the court ensemble~ will he performing all photo by Shetikwa DeJe8U8 Bellarmine chapel tonight at 7 :30 make mistakes. If you find an with the University of lllinois day as well as Xavier's own Jazz Cale11dar Ma11 labors 1111der p.m. Admission is $5 or free with error, call 745-3130 and let us today at the Xavier tennis courts. Ensemble under the direction of Xavier's new worl.~ st1idy Xavier ID. know. Thank You! Match hebrins at 3 p.m. John De Foor. program outside the u11io11.

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