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December 11, 1986 Scholastic Volume 128, No. 11 Needs You ~ Cover Stories

A Distorted Christmas ~~ 4 By John Coyle and Mike Keegan \jJIfp,.ff What Do You Want For Christmas? JJK1 6 Compiled by Paula Abowd

This Year's Hottest Gifts By Sara Harty A talkative baby doll and a hi-tech version of tag 8 are among this year's fastest-selling Christmas presents

Departments News,

2/Editorial 14/Wired Up 11/0n Other Campuses: Men's Room Mayhem By Peggy Prosser 12/Calendar 16/Interview: 'Sex' At Stepan Center 18/Interview: Kansas City Rockers Sports 22/Music: Live Music: The Best Of '86 24/Final Word: A Time For A Courageous Stand 20/Will The Real Irish Please Stand Up? By Phil Wolf 23/Scoreboard'

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December 11, 1986 Scholastic Volume 128, No. 11 Needs You ~ Cover Stories

A Distorted Christmas ~~ 4 By John Coyle and Mike Keegan \jJIfp,.ff What Do You Want For Christmas? JJK1 6 Compiled by Paula Abowd

This Year's Hottest Gifts By Sara Harty A talkative baby doll and a hi-tech version of tag 8 are among this year's fastest-selling Christmas presents

Departments News,

Cover by Maria Murphy 4 1 Edtorial

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Tired of lists? How about this: an old-fashioned, hee-hawing, get-funky, get-crazy, get-naked Christmas A Distorted Christmas story.

A Christmas Catalogue with something for everyone A 1986 DOMER CHRISTMAS CAROL

Laurel a.1d Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Cheech and Chong and now Time: Christmas Eve Coyle am.. Keegan. Yes, boys and girls, we have the hottest new comedy Place: A cold, dark, dank room - no, it's not a prison cell - it's the Office of Student Affairs. By John Coyle duo right here in our humble magazine. For this week's distortion, Scho Characters: Ebenezer Gold rock and Father David Scrooge, a couple of ghosts, Switek And Montanaro, a few and Mike Keegan lastic is proud to present "A Down-home Christmas with Johnny and troublemakers, and whatever else we feel like throwing in . Mikey." SCENE 1: It's II: 59 p.m. on Christmas Eve, but there is no joy in Domerville. The administration is CO/lllt illg the scalps 01 student ideas. Let's listell in. Scrooge: "Hey Eb, remember that campus campout idea back in August? .What a laugher, ha-ha-ha. We bah SEVEN THINGS GUARANTEED TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS humbugged that baby into the next county. Yuk, Yuk, Yuk." ON CHRISTMAS MORNING Ebeneze.r (with tears of joy pouring from his eyes: "Yeah, what a jokc, but that's nothing. How about t?at parietats issue? I'm still laughing about that one. Hardy-har-har. Couldn't bah-humbug that one qUick enough~ Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle." 1. Saying anyone or a combination of the 3. Coming down hungover and blowing Scrooge: "Hey, Big E, how about throwing me another Moussey?" following: chunks all over your new angora Ebenezer: "Sure, why not, we're legal. Tee-hee-hee." a) "Is that it on the gifts?" sweater. Scrooge: "We're legal, that's a good one. Guffaw, guffaw, guffaw, b) "He got more than I did." 4. Stepping on your new Vuarnets while Ebenezer: "I think the funniest idea was that 24-hour study lounge in LaFortune. It's not like we built that c) "I'm not walking the dog." grabbing for another gift. place for the students. Bah-Humbug!" d) "I can't believe you bought this." 5. Saying you like it and then giving the SCENE 2: Four empty Moussey bottles and two passed-ollt jokers cover the Iloor, Enter Ghost 01 Christmas 2. Burning half the house down trying to ugly face. Past alias Frosty The Snowman. "What a jolly happy so1l1 with a corncob pipe. a button nose ... " - oops see how much wrapping paper you can 6. Opening everyone else's gifts. - sorry, wrong story. stuff in one fireplace. 7. Announcing that you have found Frosty: "Wake up, you loafheads, let's move it We're going back to your childhood." yourself in a Hare Krishna way. Frosty takes Ebenezer and Scrooge back to their boyhood days where it is revealed that the.v were two 01 the biggest sqllids to walk the lace 01 the earth. Beaten constantly by the neighborhood girls, lorced to sleep olltside with their dogs by their parents, they were always the object 01 scorn and ridicule. Frosty: "Golly gee, you guys were losers. No wonder you don't allow a social life at Notre Dame. Go home and WHO GETS WHAT write a million-jillion-trillion times 'I will be nice to ND students,'" SCENE 3:. The Ghost of Christmas Present is holdillg Ollt lor more money, so we axed him. Moving right along . . , The Business Major: The Pre- med Major: SCENE 4: Enter Switek and Montanaro taking Ebenezer and Scrooge to the Graveyard. 1. "Business Ethics" by Ivan Boesky 1. Living With Heart Disease, a study by Swltek and Montanaro: "See what will happen if you don't ease up on the students? Read the epitaph: 'These 2. Monopoly the Surgeon General guys died. Who really cares. We didn't like them because they were mean administrators.' See what will happen 3. Polo shirt Operation by Milton Bradley to you guys if you don't shape up. Huey Lcwis is wrong, it's 1I0t hip to be square." 4. money clip ~: oxford shirt SCENE 5: Christmas Morning, the Grand Fillale. 5. Lee Iacocca lifesize poster ~ 4.\ sutures Eb: "Gee, Scrooge, maybe we've been a little tough on the students." 5. \\ eye chart - lifesize Scrooge: "Come on Eb, it's only a story. How dumb can you be? It's just another one of their tricks, don't fall \ for it." The Chemical Engineering Major: The Arts and Letters Major: Eb: "Whew, 1 almost lost it. Lucky the force is with us (Dam/I, wrong story again). Let's get back to bah humbugging. " 1. A subscription to Science Times 1. "Jim Morrison is Alive," by Jim Together: "Ha-ha-ha, yuk, yuk,yuk, hardy-har-har, chuckle, chuckle, chuckle, tee-hee-hee, guffaw, guffaw, 2. Dungeons and Dragons Morrison guffaw. 3. Plaid shirt complete with clip-on tie 2. Passout and pocket protector 3. tie-dye tee shirt The laughter lades away and the stage gc,es dark. The End. 4. slide rule 4. bong . 5. E=mc2 lifesize poster 5. Hendrix lifesize poster

But wait! Believe it or not, there's more ... Foiled again. Well that's it for our Christmas Special. Merry Christmas.

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Tired of lists? How about this: an old-fashioned, hee-hawing, get-funky, get-crazy, get-naked Christmas A Distorted Christmas story.

A Christmas Catalogue with something for everyone A 1986 DOMER CHRISTMAS CAROL

But wait! Believe it or not, there's more ... Foiled again. Well that's it for our Christmas Special. Merry Christmas.

4 Scholastic December 11, 1986 s o Student Life Student Life prayer is that I will have continued good health and vigor to assume the 8 ..,~ new challenges and responsibilities that face me. I also ask for the Lord's :> continued blessings on the Notre Dame family." ., ...,o Saint Mary's Athletic Director Jo- Ann Nester: "A ski trip to Austria or a condominium on a beach." What Do You Want For Christmas? Sorin Hall resident Tim Laboe: "Vanna White." Compiled By Paula Abowd University Counseling Center Director Dr. Patrick Utz: "I need some clothes. " Notre Dame hockey player Mike McNeill: "A lot of real cool clothes."

Although it may seem like a trite question,it is only as boring as ~ St. Ed's Hall Rector Father GaFY, Sabourin: ~'I want Bruce Springsteen's album on compact disc, lugg\lge and clothes. I'd love to have a lot more the response it gets. And when, in the interest of holiday spir- .~ Father Gary Sabourin its and good cheer, Scholastic asked some of the well-known ~ than that, perhaps a new car - a BMW. , (and some of the less well-known) figures on campus what ., ..:. Saint Mary's Associate Professor of Business/Economics Robert Drevs: they were hoping to see under their Christmas trees on the 25th, we got g "Lots of toys, at least one gadget of some kind that's different." ~ ~ some very interesting answers. ~ ~n Notre Dame (ootball player Troy Wilson: "A Porsche and a girlfriend." Notre Dame football player Mike Kovaleski : "I want a Kovales k1· z~ o Alumni"Hall iector Father George Rozum: "The New Testament on tape Sandwich - me in bed with Vanna White on one side and Christie Brinkley ~ and some gloves with fur inside." on the other." J Notre Dame basketball player Donald Royal:"Mon~,y, a lot of money. It's Saint.Mary's President William Hickey: "I want to announce the name for as simple as that. 1 don't want to be greedy, though. the new science hall. This, of course, can be achieved only if we receive a $3 million contribution." St. Ed's Hall resident Kevin Flynn: "An '82 DeLorean and an A "in Notre Dame President Father Theodore Hesburgh: "Peace for all the Engineering. " '. world." Notre Dame basketball player Gary Voce: "I don't want anything at all. 1 just want to be home with my family." Notre Dame Student Body President Mike Switek: "I want a summit meet Father William Beauchamp ing with Father Hesburgh and George Bush, cooking oil, and a new ear- Holy Cross Hall resident Mary Shine: "~ 914"Porsche, an ankle-length ring." . sable coat, a trip to France, and stuffed ammals. Notre Dame basketball player Scott Paddock: "A thirty-inch vertical jump." Notre Dame Assistant Dean for Computing Terrence J. Akai: "Ask my wife. 1 haven't the slightest idea." Notre Dame Associate Provost and President-Elect Father Edward Malloy: "A sweater to keep me warm in the South Bend cold." Notre Dam~ Assistarit Professor of Mathematics Robert Lockhart: "A box Emil T. Hofman of Cuban cigars and some Iranian missile money." Notre Dame Dean of Freshman Year of Studies Emil T. Hofman: "I want to have all the famiiy together to enjoy a restful, peaceful Christmas." Notre Dame Head of Math Library Jennnifer Helman: "A big diamo~d. ~ Send this response to my husband - maybe it will work if 1 make it pubhc. Pi:! Saint Mary's Student Body President Jeanne Heller: "I want a job and a Last year I got an umbrella." ~ date. Or 1 could win the lottery which means that I wouldn't need either of these." Alumni Hall resident Jim McDonald: "I want some gloves. 1 also want my parents to let me go on the ski trip when 1 get back here." University Food Services Director William J. Hickey Jr.: "A burgundy Mike Kovaleski Lincoln Town Car." LeMans Hall resident Maureen Ryan: "I really want clothes and jewelry." Sorin Hall resident Mark Avallone: "Money." Notre Dame basketball coach Digger Phelps: "To enjoy the full spirit of B the Christmas season." ...l.1 Lewis Hall resident Therese Diflorio: "A pet crocodile." Saint Mary's Dean of Student Affairs Sister Karol Jackowski: "New :>., o Fisher Hall resident Stephen Desidero: "A car would be really nice to dishes, Marilyn Monroe's biography by Gloria Steinem - it's $24.95 at .-. drive to and from school." Pandora's if any students would like to buy it for me. I'd also like a round trip ticket to New York. These are things I wouldn't buy for myself." Lewis Hall resident Megan Scheckler: "A flash for my camera and clothes." Zahm Hall resident Tom Cooper: "A passing grade for Calculus." Morrissey Hall resident Jay Degroft: "I wa~t a hamburger, n.o, make that a. Notre Dame Assistant to the President and Vice President-Elect Father cheeseburger, some french fries, potato chlps and a large dlet coke to go. William Beauchamp: "That is the same question I hear from my family '1'k>trt 'D.::.""" , Mary Shine ~~~.CiI.L6. If I get all that, I'll be content." and for which I have no answer. I really have no material needs. My Mike Switek

6 Scholastic December 11, 1986 7 o Student Life Student Life prayer is that I will have continued good health and vigor to assume the 8 ..,~ new challenges and responsibilities that face me. I also ask for the Lord's :> continued blessings on the Notre Dame family." ., ...,o Saint Mary's Athletic Director Jo- Ann Nester: "A ski trip to Austria or a condominium on a beach." What Do You Want For Christmas? Sorin Hall resident Tim Laboe: "Vanna White." Compiled By Paula Abowd University Counseling Center Director Dr. Patrick Utz: "I need some clothes. " Notre Dame hockey player Mike McNeill: "A lot of real cool clothes."

6 Scholastic December 11, 1986 7 • • Stu den t Life Student Life players answer "yes'" "no" or \ o "maybe" to. Lying is allowed but ~, the other players can call you if ~. they think you are lying. It has ~ been selling big for some time," .... she said. The game costs $20. This Year's Hottest Gifts Budgetary concerns are always a big part of shopping. For the By Sara Harty money-conscious, Lisa Cocoza, assistant public relations manager at Marshall Fields in Chicago, said A talkative baby doll and a hi-tech version of tag that there are a variety of gifts "are among this year's fastest-selling Christmas presents that are priced within the $25 range. Marshall Fields is offering a twist on the traditional present for Dad - the tie. The store is selling designer ties that look like real fish. "This is a fad gift by Ralph ....o Marlin, which is a take-off on .. Ralph Lauren as well as a pun on ~... the fish marlin. The ties sell for ~ no around $20," said Cocoza. Cocoza added that suspenders are ~mother hot-selling novelty accessory for those on a tight budget. 'Metallic' is the key word for fashionable gifts for women this convertible includes trunk space For the busy shopper who year. Both dresses and blouses are and a working hood. The car costs prefers not to leave the dorm being made with metal-like fabric $2,500 and comes in a variety of room, there is always the option of in all colors. "Glitzy rhinestone As the lights and tinsel colors. catalogue shopping. Although the newest variation on the traditional type jewelry is big this year also. go up in dorm rooms Sears "Wishbook" is always a doll. "Baby Talk is an animated We carry a line by Butler and Wil- and students all over faithful standby, the 19S6 Christ battery-powered baby doll that son, which is an English manufac FAO Schwartz offers a $1,200 campus decide to mas Book for Neiman-Marcus talks to the child. She. has a reper turing firm. So far this year it has four-stc.ry doll house complete watch "Rudolph the Red-Nosed offers a wide array of slightly toire of about 12 phrases that are been very popular while. still with furniture and accessories - a Reindeer" instead of catching up dog on the front porch, a garden more exotic and expensive goods. spoken in correspondence to the affordable," Cocoza said. on a semester's worth of reading, hose attached to the outside wall, a way she is held. She is capable of If you know someone who has it is time once again for Christmas Oversized sweaters are still in chimney and a shingled roof. The making a sucking sound when she trouble getting to classes on time, shopping. What follow are some demand, especially those with house is three-feet tall and comes wants her bottle and her phrases for example, a new watch could helpful hints and suggestions for assembled. include such things as 'I love you, major brand names like Esprit. make the perfect gift. Neiman the Christmas shopper. This year sweatshirts with mes Mommy'," said Nugent. The doll "Bears in all shapes and sizes Marcus offers several styles of costs $70. sages or designs that light up are are also big this year." said a'ccurate waterproof his and hers selling well, according to Cocoza. One of biggest sellers this year Shopping for young boys could Cocoza. Steif bears, imported from watches. The Romulus, in IS is Lazer Tag, a sophisticated ver "Our biggest seller last year was be relatively easy this year, FA 0 Sch wartz and Marshall Germany, sell for up to $SOO, karat gold with a reptile band for sion of tag. In the game, players Teddy Ruxpin, a talking teddy according to Nugent. Anything Fields are also more than willing depending on the model. "He is him, and a gold band and diamond wearing photosensitive sensors bear. That was manufactured by combat-related - especially items to accommodate those with more very popular with children," said time markers for her, retails at shoot infrared light beams at each Worlds of Wonder, which also from the GI Joe line - are in high expensive tastes. Cocoza. $2,9~0 and $7,900 respectively. Or other. The game, which retails for you may prefer the IS-karat gold created Lazer Tag," Nugent said. demand. What youngster wouldn't love "For women,. furs are always a $65, is popular with both children Lazer Tag is "in very high demand Dancer style with a square face for and adults and is designed as a Nugent said the board game to have his very own mini popular gift item. We have a Dona and very hard to get - I sold out Caron mink for $12,500 and a long him at $8,500 and a round face for form of tag rather than a combat Scruples is one of her biggest sell Mercedes? It comes complete with her at $6,500. 120 pieces in four days and have a gas or electric two-horsepower sable coat for $25,000. And of type . game, according to Betsy none in stock right now," she said. ers this year. "It's not a children's Nugent, store manager at FAO game. The game offers different motor, which is the equivalent of a course, diamonds never go out of Perhaps Christmas break holds Schwartz in Chicago. For little girls, Baby Talk is the questions on morality that the lawnmower engine. The two-seat style," Nugent said. exciting travel possibilities. A set

8 Scholastic December 11, 1986 9 • • Stu den t Life Student Life players answer "yes'" "no" or \ o "maybe" to. Lying is allowed but ~, the other players can call you if ~. they think you are lying. It has ~ been selling big for some time," .... she said. The game costs $20. This Year's Hottest Gifts Budgetary concerns are always a big part of shopping. For the By Sara Harty money-conscious, Lisa Cocoza, assistant public relations manager at Marshall Fields in Chicago, said A talkative baby doll and a hi-tech version of tag that there are a variety of gifts "are among this year's fastest-selling Christmas presents that are priced within the $25 range. Marshall Fields is offering a twist on the traditional present for Dad - the tie. The store is selling designer ties that look like real fish. "This is a fad gift by Ralph ....o Marlin, which is a take-off on .. Ralph Lauren as well as a pun on ~... the fish marlin. The ties sell for ~ no around $20," said Cocoza. Cocoza added that suspenders are ~mother hot-selling novelty accessory for those on a tight budget. 'Metallic' is the key word for fashionable gifts for women this convertible includes trunk space For the busy shopper who year. Both dresses and blouses are and a working hood. The car costs prefers not to leave the dorm being made with metal-like fabric $2,500 and comes in a variety of room, there is always the option of in all colors. "Glitzy rhinestone As the lights and tinsel colors. catalogue shopping. Although the newest variation on the traditional type jewelry is big this year also. go up in dorm rooms Sears "Wishbook" is always a doll. "Baby Talk is an animated We carry a line by Butler and Wil- and students all over faithful standby, the 19S6 Christ battery-powered baby doll that son, which is an English manufac FAO Schwartz offers a $1,200 campus decide to mas Book for Neiman-Marcus talks to the child. She. has a reper turing firm. So far this year it has four-stc.ry doll house complete watch "Rudolph the Red-Nosed offers a wide array of slightly toire of about 12 phrases that are been very popular while. still with furniture and accessories - a Reindeer" instead of catching up dog on the front porch, a garden more exotic and expensive goods. spoken in correspondence to the affordable," Cocoza said. on a semester's worth of reading, hose attached to the outside wall, a way she is held. She is capable of If you know someone who has it is time once again for Christmas Oversized sweaters are still in chimney and a shingled roof. The making a sucking sound when she trouble getting to classes on time, shopping. What follow are some demand, especially those with house is three-feet tall and comes wants her bottle and her phrases for example, a new watch could helpful hints and suggestions for assembled. include such things as 'I love you, major brand names like Esprit. make the perfect gift. Neiman the Christmas shopper. This year sweatshirts with mes Mommy'," said Nugent. The doll "Bears in all shapes and sizes Marcus offers several styles of costs $70. sages or designs that light up are are also big this year." said a'ccurate waterproof his and hers selling well, according to Cocoza. One of biggest sellers this year Shopping for young boys could Cocoza. Steif bears, imported from watches. The Romulus, in IS is Lazer Tag, a sophisticated ver "Our biggest seller last year was be relatively easy this year, FA 0 Sch wartz and Marshall Germany, sell for up to $SOO, karat gold with a reptile band for sion of tag. In the game, players Teddy Ruxpin, a talking teddy according to Nugent. Anything Fields are also more than willing depending on the model. "He is him, and a gold band and diamond wearing photosensitive sensors bear. That was manufactured by combat-related - especially items to accommodate those with more very popular with children," said time markers for her, retails at shoot infrared light beams at each Worlds of Wonder, which also from the GI Joe line - are in high expensive tastes. Cocoza. $2,9~0 and $7,900 respectively. Or other. The game, which retails for you may prefer the IS-karat gold created Lazer Tag," Nugent said. demand. What youngster wouldn't love "For women,. furs are always a $65, is popular with both children Lazer Tag is "in very high demand Dancer style with a square face for and adults and is designed as a Nugent said the board game to have his very own mini popular gift item. We have a Dona and very hard to get - I sold out Caron mink for $12,500 and a long him at $8,500 and a round face for form of tag rather than a combat Scruples is one of her biggest sell Mercedes? It comes complete with her at $6,500. 120 pieces in four days and have a gas or electric two-horsepower sable coat for $25,000. And of type . game, according to Betsy none in stock right now," she said. ers this year. "It's not a children's Nugent, store manager at FAO game. The game offers different motor, which is the equivalent of a course, diamonds never go out of Perhaps Christmas break holds Schwartz in Chicago. For little girls, Baby Talk is the questions on morality that the lawnmower engine. The two-seat style," Nugent said. exciting travel possibilities. A set

8 Scholastic December 11, 1986 9 £ Student Life of khaki and black striped canvas 0------_1IiIIIIIII _____ 1IIIIIIII __ _1II1II1II_. I. bags could be useful. Neiman- ...~_-""'J i' Marcus' The complete set of :> doctor's bag, binocular case, .....~ belted feedbag, cosmetic bag, "toast" bag and double handled satchel costs $1,080. Men's Room Mayhem After purchasing the proper baggage, why not choose a Some activities, usually reserved for bathrooms, Neiman-Marcus trip as well? One are causing quite a stink on some college campuses possibility might be "Around the World # 17." With three weeks "down under" you should be able to see all the sights. Neiman Marcus promises a taste of "the Bathroom activities are In New Jersey, a Drew University the theory that God created the . cosmopolitan life in Sydney, the judicial board ruled that editors of universe in seven days, tended to . rugged and wondrous outback, making a big stink and topping the "Anything But Monday," a read less and had lower grade and the playground of the Great newswire of the College Press Ser campus satirical magazine, had point averages than other students, Barrier Reef. So pack your silks, vice. To register their disgust with violated the campus human rights reported the Chronicle of Higher your safari wear, and your swim mandatory drug testing, Cal-Santa policy by making fun of gays,. Education. suit." The trip, excluding airfare, Barbara students last week held a blacks, women and various reli costs $4,539. protest called "ur- ine." The stu gious groups. dent government provided speci Raising Moonie sus pi- If gold strikes the fancy of men bottles for students to use, cions, a group called CAUSA USA someone on your list, the catalogue and then sent the samples to the has begun circulating petitions on has a grab bag of gifts that might White House. 2-pound beef tenderloin. Or for Boat is all about space, light and campuses across the nation in help. The "Gold Box Puzzle" is a $72.50 a fully cooked honey glazed $50 jigsaw puzzle with 500 mys motion ... a floating carnival ride Elsewhere, at least 500 Iowa recent weeks. The Confederation ham could grace your table. A anticipating the colonization of State students last week signed a of the Associations for the Unity tery pieces. There is no picture on . honey-cured smoked turkey is any piece, just solid gold. If it's a space." The vehicle runs on two petition asking for "softer toilet of the Societies of the Americas available for $46 if that is the 10- horsepower engines and costs paper" in the dorms. The petition has been asking signers of· the cycler that you are shopping for, a family preference. custom-built, 12-speed, 24 karat $80,000. noted some ISU men offer softer petition on some campuses to gold plated bike could be the solu And for that special science Obviously shopping at Charmin as an effective way to "agree" there should be a God tion. The bike costs $5,000. fiction fan on your list, the catalo Neiman-Marcus isn't for those lure women to their rooms. centered morality in the US., that gue has "an out of this world who earn their money in the din Finally, Stanford marching band all people should be free and that A $34 set of six gold-rimmed members, famous for dropping communism is dangerous. At other Dow Jones glasses are sure to gift." The Bubble Boat is the ing hall, but at the least catalogue second such vehicle created by offers a fun way to get ideas for their pants, urinating on the field, colleges, students are asked to sign please the business-minded person and forming four-letter words as to "promote" the bicentennial of on your list. The glasses include Eric Staller. The boat seats four gifts. And even if you still find under a Plexiglas dome. A moving yourself scurrying through the part of their scripts this season, the U. S. Constitution. bar graphs, various levels of the were banned from marching in discount rate and important events red, white and blue light display, crowded malls on December 24, created with the aid of 600 light desperately searching for that last two games this past November. Students at the schools of the last 10 years through June involved, which include Utah, 1986. For the chocolate lover, try a bulbs, claims to be better than a gift - or those last 10 gifts - maybe fireworks display. "The Bubble that is part of Christmas as well. Anti-gay jokesters are Ohio State, Minnesota and Queens giftbox of milk chocolate cigars College, have complained that wrapped in gold paper. The 10 under fire across the nation, CA USA members belatedly cigars cost $32. And finally, for reports the College Press Service. inform them they're followers of $150, an engraved 14 karat gold Baylor University President Her Rev. Sun Myung Moon. CAUSA plated hard hat could be your gift bert Reynolds, who during a Aliens, Big Foot and the officials deny any ties to Moon or to the mall with everything. recent welcome week declared that lost city of Atlantis all exist, the Unification Church, but If a gift for Mom is what has there was absolutely no homosex according to one third of the 1,000 Ronald Hilton, professor emeritus you worried, why not let uality at Baylor, last week told two students who were polled in Texas, at Stanford and editor of World Neiman-Marcus cook the main dorm representatives to stop mak California, and Connecticut. Affairs Report, contends CAUSA course of your Christmas Eve buf ing and selling "Herb Says' No University of Arlington Professor is a Moon organization. . fet. For $123 you can have a 2- Homos". t-shirts. Proceeds from Francis Harrold, who conducted pound boneless pork loin, a 2- the t- shi'rt sale were to help fund the survey, also noted that stu pound boneless le~ of lamb, and a their group, Zoo Against Queers. dents who believe in creationism, Edited by Mike Farnan

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~ - ~ - , • • -; ,. J ,~.' I £ Student Life of khaki and black striped canvas 0------_1IiIIIIIII _____ 1IIIIIIII __ _1II1II1II_. I. bags could be useful. Neiman- ...~_-""'J i' Marcus' The complete set of :> doctor's bag, binocular case, .....~ belted feedbag, cosmetic bag, "toast" bag and double handled satchel costs $1,080. Men's Room Mayhem After purchasing the proper baggage, why not choose a Some activities, usually reserved for bathrooms, Neiman-Marcus trip as well? One are causing quite a stink on some college campuses possibility might be "Around the World # 17." With three weeks "down under" you should be able to see all the sights. Neiman Marcus promises a taste of "the Bathroom activities are In New Jersey, a Drew University the theory that God created the . cosmopolitan life in Sydney, the judicial board ruled that editors of universe in seven days, tended to . rugged and wondrous outback, making a big stink and topping the "Anything But Monday," a read less and had lower grade and the playground of the Great newswire of the College Press Ser campus satirical magazine, had point averages than other students, Barrier Reef. So pack your silks, vice. To register their disgust with violated the campus human rights reported the Chronicle of Higher your safari wear, and your swim mandatory drug testing, Cal-Santa policy by making fun of gays,. Education. suit." The trip, excluding airfare, Barbara students last week held a blacks, women and various reli costs $4,539. protest called "ur- ine." The stu gious groups. dent government provided speci Raising Moonie sus pi- If gold strikes the fancy of men bottles for students to use, cions, a group called CAUSA USA someone on your list, the catalogue and then sent the samples to the has begun circulating petitions on has a grab bag of gifts that might White House. 2-pound beef tenderloin. Or for Boat is all about space, light and campuses across the nation in help. The "Gold Box Puzzle" is a $72.50 a fully cooked honey glazed $50 jigsaw puzzle with 500 mys motion ... a floating carnival ride Elsewhere, at least 500 Iowa recent weeks. The Confederation ham could grace your table. A anticipating the colonization of State students last week signed a of the Associations for the Unity tery pieces. There is no picture on . honey-cured smoked turkey is any piece, just solid gold. If it's a space." The vehicle runs on two petition asking for "softer toilet of the Societies of the Americas available for $46 if that is the 10- horsepower engines and costs paper" in the dorms. The petition has been asking signers of· the cycler that you are shopping for, a family preference. custom-built, 12-speed, 24 karat $80,000. noted some ISU men offer softer petition on some campuses to gold plated bike could be the solu And for that special science Obviously shopping at Charmin as an effective way to "agree" there should be a God tion. The bike costs $5,000. fiction fan on your list, the catalo Neiman-Marcus isn't for those lure women to their rooms. centered morality in the US., that gue has "an out of this world who earn their money in the din Finally, Stanford marching band all people should be free and that A $34 set of six gold-rimmed members, famous for dropping communism is dangerous. At other Dow Jones glasses are sure to gift." The Bubble Boat is the ing hall, but at the least catalogue second such vehicle created by offers a fun way to get ideas for their pants, urinating on the field, colleges, students are asked to sign please the business-minded person and forming four-letter words as to "promote" the bicentennial of on your list. The glasses include Eric Staller. The boat seats four gifts. And even if you still find under a Plexiglas dome. A moving yourself scurrying through the part of their scripts this season, the U. S. Constitution. bar graphs, various levels of the were banned from marching in discount rate and important events red, white and blue light display, crowded malls on December 24, created with the aid of 600 light desperately searching for that last two games this past November. Students at the schools of the last 10 years through June involved, which include Utah, 1986. For the chocolate lover, try a bulbs, claims to be better than a gift - or those last 10 gifts - maybe fireworks display. "The Bubble that is part of Christmas as well. Anti-gay jokesters are Ohio State, Minnesota and Queens giftbox of milk chocolate cigars College, have complained that wrapped in gold paper. The 10 under fire across the nation, CA USA members belatedly cigars cost $32. And finally, for reports the College Press Service. inform them they're followers of $150, an engraved 14 karat gold Baylor University President Her Rev. Sun Myung Moon. CAUSA plated hard hat could be your gift bert Reynolds, who during a Aliens, Big Foot and the officials deny any ties to Moon or to the mall with everything. recent welcome week declared that lost city of Atlantis all exist, the Unification Church, but If a gift for Mom is what has there was absolutely no homosex according to one third of the 1,000 Ronald Hilton, professor emeritus you worried, why not let uality at Baylor, last week told two students who were polled in Texas, at Stanford and editor of World Neiman-Marcus cook the main dorm representatives to stop mak California, and Connecticut. Affairs Report, contends CAUSA course of your Christmas Eve buf ing and selling "Herb Says' No University of Arlington Professor is a Moon organization. . fet. For $123 you can have a 2- Homos". t-shirts. Proceeds from Francis Harrold, who conducted pound boneless pork loin, a 2- the t- shi'rt sale were to help fund the survey, also noted that stu pound boneless le~ of lamb, and a their group, Zoo Against Queers. dents who believe in creationism, Edited by Mike Farnan

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NRBQ "Modern Girls" "The Race" "Pump Boys And Dinettes" SPORTS: FILM: University Park Mall Biddy Mulligan's River Park Theater Apollo Theater Center Dec. 11-16 at 1:30 p.m. 7644 N. Sheridan Hockey: "Something Wild" 2929 Mishawaka 2540 N. Lincoln Dec. 11 at 5:30, 7:30, and 9:30 p.m. $4.50 Dec. 13 at 8 p.m. Dec. 12-14 at 8 p.m. Blackhawks vs. Vancouver Canucks Scottsdale Theater $4.50 $19.50-24 Chicago Stadium Dec. 11 at 7:15 and 9:40 p.m. CONCERTS: 1800 W. Madison $4.50 "Heartbreak Ridge" THEATER: "Zoo Thousand" Dec. 14 at 7:30 p.m. Chester String Quartet "The Color of Money" University Park Mall Northside Recital Hall "i...... My Name Is Alice" Goodman Theatre Studio $7-25 Dec. 11-16 at 7 and 9:30 p.m. Ivanhoe Theater 200 S. Columbus Scottsdale Theater 1700 Mishawaka Blackhawks vs. Winnipeg Jets $4.50 Dec. 12-15 at 8 p.m. Dec. 11 at 7 and 9:30 p.m. Dec. 13 at 8:15 p.m. 750 W. Wellington Chicago Stadium Dec. 12-14 at 8 p.m. $12.50-14.50 $4.50 "Children of a Lesser God" Notre Dame Glee Club 1800 W. ~adison University Park Mall $19.50-23.50 OPERA AND DANCE: Dec. 17 atb:30 p.m. "Hoosiers" Christmas Concert Dec. 11-16 at 7 and 9:30 p.m. Century Center "Bards, Broads, And The Sacrifice" $7-25 Forum I and II "Katya Kabanova" :1 $4.50 120 S. St. Joseph Cross Currents 52709 U.S. 31 Civic Opera House Basketball! Dec. 13 at 8 p.m. 3204 N. Wilson Dec. 11 at 7 and 9:30 p.m. "The Nutcracker" Payton's 43rd Street Blues Band 20 N. Wacker Bulls vs. Milwaukee Bucks Dec. 12-14 at 7:30 p.m. $4.50 University Park Mall KingstclD Mines Dec. 12 at 7:30 p.m. Chicago Stadium Dec. 11-16 at 1:30 p.m. N. Halsted $8 "Song of the South" $10-66.50 1800 W. Madison $4.50 11 at 9:30 p.m. "Corpse" Dec. 18 at 7:80 p.m. Forum I and II "The Merry Widow" $7-16 52709 U.S. 81 Body Politic Theater Civic Opera House 2261 N. Lincoln Dec. 11 at 7:15 and 9:15 p.m. 20 N. Wacker Bulls vs. New Jersey Nets $4.50 Dec. 12-14 at 7:30 p.m. Dec. 15 at 7:80 p.m. Chicago Stadium $14-17 $10-66.50 1800 W. Madison "Firewalker" Dec. 16 at 7:30 p.m. Forum I and II "Forbidden Broadway~' "The Nutcracker" , Gaslight Cabaret $7-16 52709 U.S. 81 AireCl'(;~n Theatre Dec. 11 at 7:45 and 9:45 p.m. 17 E. Monroe McCormick Place $4.50 Dec. 15-17 at 8 p.m. Dec. 11-17 at 2, 7 p.m. $17.50-i9.50 $4-16 -- News News The reason some dorms are not added McDaniel. Too many stu basketball and Bengal Bouts. picking up WVFI may be because dents have been confused about According to Frank Mastro, sports they have not been wired yet, WVFI, simply because they did director at both WVFI and WSND, McDaniel said. The station not know where the station was the sports staff is small and WVFI operates on a carrier current sys located, nor could they hear the will work to increase it next tem, which allows WVFI to station in their dorms, she said. "I semester. transmit over the electrical system think they wanted to make us WVFI runs commercials during of each dorm, not through the air. more visible, and they wanted to Speaking of Sports, according to In this system, each dorm is indi put us where the students are." Sean Pieri. He is one of the hosts vidually wired. Some dorms of the show and also is responsible ir d Up receive more power than others, WSND station manager Jesse for the scheduling of the and the system must be adjusted Pesta, a junior, said he is looking sportscasters for the station. By Peggy Prosser according to the size of the dorm. forward to the WVFI systems Currently, Wendy's restaurant and renovation. "I think that since the Chicago Tribune advertise WVFI is moving, it's really going Repairs should be completed on WVFI's transmission equipment Also, a large transmitter for with WVFI. to give us a chance to both go in early next semester, which will give the station new life Grace and Flanner might be our own directions." WSND is a McDaniel said they are not necessary because of the larger fine arts station which broadcasts actively soliciting paid commer size of the two dorms. Because of on the FM band. It has a range of cials, -and the station is very selec their location, Holy Cross and hen junior Bill Herzog WVFI's move to LaFortune is 30-35 miles. tive about commercials it does While the station is shut down, Carroll halls at Notre Dame might put on the air. The money .gen Wreturns_ next fall from his scheduled to occur during the first rewiring work will be done in the ne.ed their own transmitters, Currently, WVFI and WSND erated from the commercials pays semester in the London pro week of classes in January. The dorms and transmitters will be Lanan said. Saint Mary's dorms share staffs in areas including gram, he should be able to hear for the sportscasters to travel to bids for the transmitter renovation placed in LaFortune. will not need new wiring, accord news and sports. The change of away games, Pieri said. more than static at AM 640. Her work are scheduled to be awarded ing to McDaniel. Instead,· only facilities will eliminate some of zog is leaving his job as news by tomorrow, according to Adele transmitter renQvation or replace the overlap between the two sta According to FtC regulations, director for both student-run Lanan, assistant director of Stu "The big news isn't that we're ment will occur. tions. For instance, although next WVFI must have newscasts seven campus radio stations, WVFI-AM dent Activities. The work should moving into LaFortune, the big semester one person will still be times a day. The station has an and WSND- FM. Currently, WVFI news is when the system will be McDaniel expects the station to the news director for both stations, Associated Press news wire. It also cannot be heard in many Notre fixed," said Sheila McDaniel, sta be able to run at full operation there will be a separate, distinct receives information from the Dame and Saint Mary's dorms tion manager of WVFI. She said when the system renovation work news staff for each station. Notre Dame Department of Public because of ineffective broadcast that even the small degree of Relations and Information and ing equipment. reception now received by stu- from student groups on campus. But a two-pronged change is on . dents is a credit to the station's "We're an entertainment the way at WVFI. WVFI is student engineers, who have medium, " said McDaniel. "More scheduled to move to LaFortune attempted to improve the capabili so than a news medium, though we Student Center and is scheduled to ties of the transmission equipment. do have a unique responsibility (in renovate its broadcasting system. that respect). We're able to do This change will allow WVFI to The problems with the things more immediately, for receive more attention from stu transmitter equipment have example. As soon as anything dents. It also will affect the histor resulted from "use and abuse" comes over the AP wire, we have be completed by mid-January, she ical relationship between the two over the years, McDaniel said. news often enough that within two added. Lanan said the work on stations. They no longer will share Also the station didn't have the hours it will be on the air. a location in the O'Shaughnessy the equipment is on schedule. One money to make repairs on the sys is completed. "Full operation WVFI's reg1,1lar programming Hall tower and in some cases no of the criteria which will be used tem at the end of each school year. . ,would be for everybody on the includes two 'oldies' music shows; "You can hear sports scores on longer will share staffs. to decide which construction com The equipment renovation-is being Notre Dame and Saint Mary's call-in request shows; Campus Per WVFI way before you can read pany will be chosen is the comple subsidized by an increase in the campuses to hear us. All dorms, spectives, a call-in news show; them in any paper in the morning. tion date of the project, she said. Notre Dame student activity fee; the dining halls and LaFortune," Radio Free Notre Dame, a call- in For people on campus, we do serve "They are fixing the she said. According to McDaniel, show; and Speaking of Sports, a an informational purpose. We do transmitters and also the big move faculty and administrators had no call-in sports talk show. A regular announce campus events, when to LaFortune (will affect the sta Christmas break will be the The activity fee was increased interest in receiving WVFI in staff of DJs fills the shifts at the movies are, where they're show tions). That's going to affect us in perfect time for the work on the _by $20 this year, with part of the academic and administrative station. ing, really anything that's going on one of several ways. One, I sup equipment to be done, according money earmarked for the renova buildings. campus, said McDaniel. "We try to pose that each station will have its to Lanan. The station will be shut tions. WVFI was allocated $35,000 WVFI carries play-by-play of help anybody on campus, any own identity now, and the news down beginning tomorrow this year to rebuild the transmis The relocation of WVFI in football, men's and women's campus group that wants an staff will have to be split up," said and should broadcast sion system, with equal install LaFortune will be beneficial to the basketball, hockey, baseball, announcexp.ent done, we'll make it Herzog. again January 15 or 17, she said. ments each of the next two years. station by increasing its visibility, certain interhall games, bookstor

14 Scholastic December 11, 1986 15 -- News News The reason some dorms are not added McDaniel. Too many stu basketball and Bengal Bouts. picking up WVFI may be because dents have been confused about According to Frank Mastro, sports they have not been wired yet, WVFI, simply because they did director at both WVFI and WSND, McDaniel said. The station not know where the station was the sports staff is small and WVFI operates on a carrier current sys located, nor could they hear the will work to increase it next tem, which allows WVFI to station in their dorms, she said. "I semester. transmit over the electrical system think they wanted to make us WVFI runs commercials during of each dorm, not through the air. more visible, and they wanted to Speaking of Sports, according to In this system, each dorm is indi put us where the students are." Sean Pieri. He is one of the hosts vidually wired. Some dorms of the show and also is responsible ir d Up receive more power than others, WSND station manager Jesse for the scheduling of the and the system must be adjusted Pesta, a junior, said he is looking sportscasters for the station. By Peggy Prosser according to the size of the dorm. forward to the WVFI systems Currently, Wendy's restaurant and renovation. "I think that since the Chicago Tribune advertise WVFI is moving, it's really going Repairs should be completed on WVFI's transmission equipment Also, a large transmitter for with WVFI. to give us a chance to both go in early next semester, which will give the station new life Grace and Flanner might be our own directions." WSND is a McDaniel said they are not necessary because of the larger fine arts station which broadcasts actively soliciting paid commer size of the two dorms. Because of on the FM band. It has a range of cials, -and the station is very selec their location, Holy Cross and hen junior Bill Herzog WVFI's move to LaFortune is 30-35 miles. tive about commercials it does While the station is shut down, Carroll halls at Notre Dame might put on the air. The money .gen Wreturns_ next fall from his scheduled to occur during the first rewiring work will be done in the ne.ed their own transmitters, Currently, WVFI and WSND erated from the commercials pays semester in the London pro week of classes in January. The dorms and transmitters will be Lanan said. Saint Mary's dorms share staffs in areas including gram, he should be able to hear for the sportscasters to travel to bids for the transmitter renovation placed in LaFortune. will not need new wiring, accord news and sports. The change of away games, Pieri said. more than static at AM 640. Her work are scheduled to be awarded ing to McDaniel. Instead,· only facilities will eliminate some of zog is leaving his job as news by tomorrow, according to Adele transmitter renQvation or replace the overlap between the two sta According to FtC regulations, director for both student-run Lanan, assistant director of Stu "The big news isn't that we're ment will occur. tions. For instance, although next WVFI must have newscasts seven campus radio stations, WVFI-AM dent Activities. The work should moving into LaFortune, the big semester one person will still be times a day. The station has an and WSND- FM. Currently, WVFI news is when the system will be McDaniel expects the station to the news director for both stations, Associated Press news wire. It also cannot be heard in many Notre fixed," said Sheila McDaniel, sta be able to run at full operation there will be a separate, distinct receives information from the Dame and Saint Mary's dorms tion manager of WVFI. She said when the system renovation work news staff for each station. Notre Dame Department of Public because of ineffective broadcast that even the small degree of Relations and Information and ing equipment. reception now received by stu- from student groups on campus. But a two-pronged change is on . dents is a credit to the station's "We're an entertainment the way at WVFI. WVFI is student engineers, who have medium, " said McDaniel. "More scheduled to move to LaFortune attempted to improve the capabili so than a news medium, though we Student Center and is scheduled to ties of the transmission equipment. do have a unique responsibility (in renovate its broadcasting system. that respect). We're able to do This change will allow WVFI to The problems with the things more immediately, for receive more attention from stu transmitter equipment have example. As soon as anything dents. It also will affect the histor resulted from "use and abuse" comes over the AP wire, we have be completed by mid-January, she ical relationship between the two over the years, McDaniel said. news often enough that within two added. Lanan said the work on stations. They no longer will share Also the station didn't have the hours it will be on the air. a location in the O'Shaughnessy the equipment is on schedule. One money to make repairs on the sys is completed. "Full operation WVFI's reg1,1lar programming Hall tower and in some cases no of the criteria which will be used tem at the end of each school year. . ,would be for everybody on the includes two 'oldies' music shows; "You can hear sports scores on longer will share staffs. to decide which construction com The equipment renovation-is being Notre Dame and Saint Mary's call-in request shows; Campus Per WVFI way before you can read pany will be chosen is the comple subsidized by an increase in the campuses to hear us. All dorms, spectives, a call-in news show; them in any paper in the morning. tion date of the project, she said. Notre Dame student activity fee; the dining halls and LaFortune," Radio Free Notre Dame, a call- in For people on campus, we do serve "They are fixing the she said. According to McDaniel, show; and Speaking of Sports, a an informational purpose. We do transmitters and also the big move faculty and administrators had no call-in sports talk show. A regular announce campus events, when to LaFortune (will affect the sta Christmas break will be the The activity fee was increased interest in receiving WVFI in staff of DJs fills the shifts at the movies are, where they're show tions). That's going to affect us in perfect time for the work on the _by $20 this year, with part of the academic and administrative station. ing, really anything that's going on one of several ways. One, I sup equipment to be done, according money earmarked for the renova buildings. campus, said McDaniel. "We try to pose that each station will have its to Lanan. The station will be shut tions. WVFI was allocated $35,000 WVFI carries play-by-play of help anybody on campus, any own identity now, and the news down beginning tomorrow this year to rebuild the transmis The relocation of WVFI in football, men's and women's campus group that wants an staff will have to be split up," said and should broadcast sion system, with equal install LaFortune will be beneficial to the basketball, hockey, baseball, announcexp.ent done, we'll make it Herzog. again January 15 or 17, she said. ments each of the next two years. station by increasing its visibility, certain interhall games, bookstor

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And what made Berlin decide to use more of a heavy us if we'd be interested in doing "Take My Breath guitar sound? Away." We thought it was a good song, so we did it; I never even saw the film. It was done pretty much on Brill: Well, keyboards are more of an in-studio thing the spur of the moment ... we didn't know it was nowadays. We can't just spontaneously plan anymore, there's so much involved. What happened as a result for the love scene. of this was that we ended up putting keyboards on' What is Berlin working on right now? last, rather than as in the previous album, you know, Brill: On the new album we decided to get back to 'Sex' At Stepan Center where keyboards went on first and then guitar. spirit of the Pleasure Victim. When we approached . Interview by Catherine Coffey That's why guitar is more dominant in this one. this album we wanted to do it on our own - to be What would you say your biggest musical influences responsible if it bombed. There's so much money As "Top Gun" helps Berlin top the charts, the band have been? . involved nowdays and so much tight control from record companies. discusses its new style and its plans for the future Brill: I grew up overseas, so I was mainly inspired by sixties music. All the Motown stuff, all the English Do you think that with Lovelife you were starting to stuff, all the American stuff, whatever I heard on the get more commercial, more concerned with what radio at the time. I'd say Terry was mainly inspired people wanted from you than with what you wanted by strong female and male vocalists, Janice Joplin, to play? Bessie Smith, Robert Plant, and Joe Cocker. John erlin. a band which made the charts several Brill: Oh, yeah. With Pleasure Victim, it was made sixty songs for the album. We went over to England was heavily inspired by the English synth-pop thing years ago with hits such as "The Metro." "No for under $3000, and it sold over 500,000 copies. So B and recorded basically the whole album with a pro in the beginning ... Ultravox, that kind of thing. More Words." and "Sex (I'm a . . . )"is now ducer that we ultimately fired, Andy Richards. We when the ti~e came to do Lovelife, suddenly we had back on top with "Take My Breath Away" from the basically started over again with producer Bob Ezrin. How did your working on "Take My Breath Away" a record company behind us and all this money. We soundtrack of the movie "Top Gun." Berlin is Terry from the soundtrack of "Top Gun" come about? thought, 'hey, we'll do the same thing but much Nunn. vocals. John Craw ford. bass. and Rob Brill. better because we have so much more money,' but it I: drums. With three additional touring members. the Brill: Well, we'd worked with Georgio Moroder on doesn't work like that. We started getting nit-picky, I During those two years, Berlin reorganized, cutting band played last Thursday night at Stepan Center. its size in half ... our last album - he did "No More Words." He asked worrying about little things, because we knew we had so much time to work on it. ! The show was fast- paced and lively. and Terry Nunn: We went over to England with the I apparently well received. "I enjoyed their per for specific purpose of doing this whole new approach to So, what are Berlin's plans after the tour? mance." said SAB Musical Entertainment Commis Brill: We're finishing up this tour - we have four I sioner J.A. Lacy. coordinator of the show. "I i J more gigs in the U.S. - and then the three of us have thought the band was really friendly." Band I some promotional stuff to do in Europe. And then members spent some time with ScholaStic after the I we're opening up for Frankie Goes to Hollywood all l' concert to discuss the past. present and future of ! Berlin. . . over Europe for eight weeks, then we'll go to Japan - for two, and then hopefully come back to the States Pleasure Victim and Lovelife are very sexual albums. and do some more touring. Why does Berlin place such an emphasis on sex? You seem to like the touring aspect of being a musi " Rob Brill: It's just that those sexually-oriented songs cian ... happen to be the most notorious songs. Sure, it's an aspect of Berlin, but certainly not the major one. Brill: I think it's the whole musician's lifestyle I like. "Sex" happens to be the most controversial song. It's like a roller-coaster of life. When vou're riding up there and the money's coming in, great, when Who came up with the idea for "Sex?" it's not coming in it's . tough. We're our own John Crawford: I basically came up with the music employers. And it's pretty difficult. and the group came up with the lyrics. Berlin. The three of us argued. we fought a lot. We Does performing give you a special high? went through months and months of reorganizing our Brill: The lyrics are from a woman's point of view. whole relationship, amongst the three of us. Brill: Yes, I think so. I think when we come off stage Everyone knows how guys talk, it's refreshing to it's like going through the equivalent of a lovemaking hear it from a woman's point of view. All the dif Brill: One band member decided to leave to pursue a session. It's very physical emotional feeling, the ferent moods she goes through when her boyfriend solo career, David Diamond, and the other two energy off the crowd. That's why every show is dif or husband screws her over. members were asked to leave because we thought the ferent. band was becoming complacent. Usually bands break Berlin hasn't cut a new album in two years. What's up because of too many sparks flying or too many And how would you describe the Notre Dame audi been happening? . ence? ego problems, but that wasn't the problem with Ber Brill:· People' didn't see us for two years, but that lin at all. Everything was so calm and collected that Brill: Very energetic, unfortunately all I could see doesn't mean we were sitting on our asses. We wrote we thought it was getting boring. were boys.

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How about you? thing to do for poor people is to feed them." I mean, Yeah. I'm sure it's affected all of us., I mean, it's it makes sense, but sometimes it's not really accom plishing anything constructive. changed people that didn't want to be changed. It Kansas City Rockers changed people's sexual attitudes and their attitudes Sometimes when you get people dependent on free as far as how much political power people have. handouts, it's just like a drug addiction. You're the In terview by Tim Adams Music can be so many different things. It can be an pusher and they're the junkies. The welfare program anthem of people's anger, or it can be a celebration is not an evil program, and I don't think you can just The Rainmakers rap about religion, writing, of how good you feel about life, or it can be a song cut poor people off and say, "Well, sink or swim. It's like "Born in the U.S.A." your own fault you're poor." That's not true, either, record companies and 'really good intentions' I saw Springsteen in concert, and on the first song but the intentions of the welfare program are not the whole damn auditorium was in tears because what's being achieved. Money gets misguided and everybody knows that feeling of "We've been kicked channelled off. There's just evil in the world, and you've got to keep fighting it. like a dog, but we're still here." I get all worked up about it, because I really believe in it. Did you write "The One That Got Away" because he Rainmakers, whose first album on Do you think your current sound is more influenced you think that's the way human nature is, that we'll TPolyGram Records has been touted by by the groups you grew up with in the '60s or the never be satisfied with what we've done and we'll Newsweek as "the year's most exciting current wave of American groups like the Long always think about something we could have done? debut," are a band out of Missouri who play a Ryders and R.E.M.? Yeah, I think one of the strongest and worst emo wholesome- sounding, socially aware brand of rock Every time someone groups us with R.E.M., I and roll. They have been touring the country, head tions is regret. When I wrote that song, I was pictur don't hear that. I think we're influenced by U2 a hell ing myself down the road somewhere. There'll be lining in small clubs and opening for acts like Big of a lot more than we're influenced by R.E.M. and Country and Berlin. things you'll regret that you did, but the worst things the Long Ryders. will be the things that you didn't do. These are the Consisting of lead singer and guitarist Bob In spirit? things that seem to really eat people up. That's what Walkenhorst, lead guitarist Steve Phillips, bassist music is to me. Several times in my life, I've tried to Rich Ruth and drummer Pat Tomek, the band Yeah, in spirit and in power. Coming out there quit, saying I'm never going to make it, but then I recently stopped off at Stepan Center and wowed trying to knock the wall down. I mean, we don't have would think that if I didn't stick with it, it was going the audience with a crisp, loud set. While Berlin 'much subtlety; we're Whipping it up and getting to haunt me my whole life. I was just going to have' belted out an even louder set, Scholastic discussed loud, like the Who or something. I feel that to hang in there and stick with it. the band with Walkenhorst over the din. Creedence, the Stones, the Who, U2, Dead Kennedys - we've got more in common with those r Could you give a little background information on bands, bands that busted it your signing with PolyGram? and social importance. There's a certain power of rock and roll to communicate id,eas and to inspire through and made a point. We've been together for three years, and it had people to think, change or to feel more in touch with always' been the goal of the band to start playing what's going on. When you start feeling that power In "Government Cheese," what around Kansas City, because that's where we're ,and you're tapped into that, and you're a part of this do you mean when you say the from. We, kept playing allover the bigger circles like big thing, it makes you take a little bit of responsi President is "passing out drugs Engagement Chicago and Minneapolis, and we went out to New bility, a little seriousness. You say, "Hey, let's talk to the American people"? Do you York a few times. We knew what we wanted to do; about something that's worth talking about." mean' he's using welfare han Calendar we wanted to make a record and some original music. ' douts as a pacifier for: the poor? ' A lot of bands know that's what they want to do, but Do you think music is able to change people? Should POsters it change people? they don't know how to get there, and we were one I think sometimes the , of those bands. Basically, we tried to be really organ Yeah, I'm sure it does. Somethnes it's really government and the churches ChagallT-shirts ized about it, just make some logical decisions and strong, sometimes it's really subtle. There's certainly have really good intentions, but write good songs. a power about music. I know that in our song, "Let if you're the President or a sena Christmas How have you guys changed since your days as My People Go-Go," there's religion and there's tor, you really don't know very Steve, Bob and Rich? music. Those were the two big powers, in my life much about what it's like to be when I was growing up, and they were always kind poor. You have to be a mil The band started out playing a lot of '60s covers, of fighting with each other. I never really knew lionaire or very rich to be so many of the earlier songs we wrote were very '60s which one was the right one, but they were always President or a politician, and --- sounding. And now, we've focused more on issues available at equally powerful. Music has changed life drastically most churches are financially and tried to write songs that were about things that since rock and roll came to life in the '50s. It's well off, too. Sometimes their THE SNITE MUSEUM BOOKSTORE mattered in people's lives, that had some political changed the world. intention is, "Well, the only 18 Scholastic December 11, 1986 19 .... a •

A different squad came out of ~ every time down the court, and the Notre Dame locker room 0. Phelps had instructed Rivers not (and, it seemed, out of the a;~ to start the offense until less than referees' locker room) after half .. 20 seconds remained on the 45- time and the Irish gave the ~ second shot clock. The Irish stra Will The Real Irish Please Stand Up? third-ranked Hoosiers a game for ... tegy was designed to keep the the final 20 minutes. Notre Dame ball away from BYU, which had By Phil Wolf shut down much of the Indiana averaged more than 100 points in offense with a 1-3-1 defense and its first two games this year. Digger Phelps has put a different team on the floor pulled within one point, but never managed to tie the game or The Cougars abandoned in each of Notre Dame's first four games this season take the lead. Connor missed a their man-to-man defense at the three-point attempt which would midpoint of the first half in have tied the score with about favor of a matchup zone, hoping five seconds left, and Indiana to pressure Notre Dame into ast weekend, after Notre ~ in turnovers and a 1-0 edge in escaped with a 67-62 victory. making some mistakes. But the LDame had beaten Brigham ~ the NIT. Irish stayed calm, and - most Voce was ineffective in the Young, 62-46, Irish coach i "Even when we pressed important for the victory - hit Digger Phelps told reporters, ; early going of that game, but their outside shots. Connor was them," Phelps admitted, "they freshman Paddock came off the "You've seen about four dif- ·u 3-for-3 from the field, Stevenson were able to get the shots on the bench to score 10 points and grab Stevenson hit 5 of 7 shots against BYU. ferent teams so f ar." Everyone. .3 was 5-for-7, Hicks (who also press. " The big men did not seven rebounds. Scott Hicks there knew what he was talking After the game, Phelps drove the lane for some easy lay produce for the Irish; centers scored 18 points and Royal had about. expressed his frustration with the ups) was 7-for-lO, and Rivers Gary Voce and Scott Paddock 14, but Notre Dame lost the front line. "It's just a lack of was 9-for-16. BYU never came The team that rolled over the each had only three rebounds, game largely because it hit only concentration, especially on post out of the zone defense, and Cougars last Saturday at the ACC and shooting forward Sean Con 10 of 22 free throws. The .Irish defense, and that's what really Notre Dame rolled to its 16-point did not look much like the three nor played 13 minutes and did also lost the services of Royal, disturbs me," he said. "The lack margin of victory. "other teams" which Notre Dame not score a point. who tore a calf muscle with 5:33 of concentration on rebounding - put on the court in its first three remaining. He is expected to be There were a few solid indivi if I see Jamere Jackson go in and Paddock and Voce, who games against Western Kentucky, out of the lineup until the Cen dual performances for the Irish, get rebounds, that to me means hardly got mention in the team's Indiana and Cornell. tral Michigan contest. but certainly not enough team that it can get done. And that's box score, got credit from Phelps Phelps, who said repeatedly in play to beat Western Kentucky. On December 4, just two days the thing that disturbs me for winning the game for Notre the preseason that the Irish are Donald Royal did his part, scor after the Indiana game, the Irish because of Voce and (Tony) Dame by playing - for the first searching for an identity this sea ing 17 points and grabbing seven were expected to roll over the Jackson not doing that." time this season - good post son, now must be wondering who rebounds, and David Rivers defense. The Irish big men Big Red of Cornell. Instead, the Jamere Jackson and the rest of will take the court for Notre came off the bench for his first sloppy Notre Dame squad denied the ball well and boxed that short lineup may have been Dame in its next few contests. appearance for Notre Dame since returned to hand the visitors a out well enough for a 26-16 Irish able to shut down Cornell, but his August 24 automobile 33-26 halftime advantage, the rebounding advantage. "Coach The Irish will face Eastern Phelps knew the same strategy accident. result in part of an 18-8 just told me I sould concentrate Michigan on Thursday night and would not work against the I rebounding margin for the Big on two things tonight, defense I Valparaiso on December 20, both Rivers had eight points and an Cougars on Saturday night. It j Red. The Irish were shooting and rebounding," Voce said. "It in the ACC. After Christmas, equal number of assists. Mark was time for Notre Dame's j well (12-of-23), but again the didn't matter if I scored or not." the Irish will play host to Central Stevenson, who started in Rivers' fourth "team" to take the floor. front line, especially the centers, Michigan on December 29 before place, hit five of his eight shots It didn't matter if Voce scored I failed to do the job on the The squad that started against taking to the road to play Mary and finished with 13 points. last Saturday because he was boards. BYU was not the run-and-gun land, Pennsylvania, Yale, DePaul playing on a team that shot 66 The Irish had 11 days to team that beat Cornell but rather and Creighton before classes Phelps decided to try quick percent for the game. If he plays recover from their embarrassing a team with an even-tempo, cal resume for the second semester. ness as an alternative to size in for that same team in the next home loss to the Hilltoppers, but culating offense. Paddock, Voce the second half. With 11:52 left few games, the 2-2 Irish could There will be trouble for the it was the same stoppy team that and Stevenson started with in the game, he went to a lineup come away with as many as eight Irish if the team on the court is took to the ACC floor against guards Rivers and Hicks to give of five "guards: Rivers, Hicks, victories before they return to the one that lost to Western Ken Indiana on December 2. The the Irish some bulk to go up' Stevenson, Jamere Jackson and school in January. On the other tucky in the Coca-Cola NIT Connor rebounded after not scoring in the NIT. Hoosiers owned a 36-24 lead at against the Cougars, whose start Michael Smith. Cornell could not hand, there may be other Irish Classic on November 21. That halftime, with the aid of a slight ing lineup averaged 6-7: Irish team never had a chance, as bounded, outhustled and out edge "in rebounding, a few favor handle the pace and committed teams which haven't shown their the Hilltoppers jumped out to the finessed in that contest, as able calls from the officials and eight turnovers in the next five Notre Dame kept the ball on talents yet. Which one will take lead and never looked back, win Western Kentucky took a 34-29 17 points from Steve Alford. minutes. the periphery of the key almost . the court next is anybody's guess. ning 80-63. The Irish were outre- edge on the boards, a 12-23 edge 20 Scholastic December 11, 1986 21 5 a Sports Sports

:,.<: ~~roilUdu~ ~~r'the weeK i~ s~orts: ""; Live Music - The Best Of '86 !:ij;~. ". ", ,,:~t~1~~~~[~t~~£~i~~~~~~~t~ .i Live shows provided a great stage for some of the ,i Irish To Face Alabama-Huntsville I brightest bands of the year to show their stuff ; .1 HOCKEY - The Irish split their weekend team's only senior when LAVETTA defeating second-place Wayne State, 257- !I: series with Michigan- Dearborn, defeating WILLIS quit the team for personal reasons 95. Ferris State followed with 81, while the Wolves 6-1 on Friday night, but drop before the start of the tourney. Wisconsin-Milwaukee tallied 80 points in a I ping Saturday's game 4-3 in overtime. last-place finish. I The Lady Longhorns, defending NCAA Jersey artists displayed in concert. about with a sweaty, fun show that champions, coasted to an 84-59 victory in CHRIS PETRILLO, a sophomore out of By Tim Adams featured all the hits, including Junior captain MIKE McNEILL paced their first home game of the season. Clarissa Greenville, Del., turned in a key perfor :I 3. The Red Hot Chiii Peppers at "Surf Combat" and "Home of the the Irish with three goals and one assist. Davis, a pre-season all- America selection, mance on Friday with his first-place time McNeill leads the team with 12 points I the Cubby Bear, Chicago, Brave." hit 10-of-23 shots from the field and fin of 1:48.50 in the 200-yard freestyle. November 2S - At a Chili Peppers (seven goals, five assists). Senior goalie ished with 23 points and a team-high II Another sophomore, Scholastic athlete of TIM LUKENDA earned his first win of the rebounds. the week, BRIAN VOGEL, paced the Irish show, everybody dances - they 7. The Butthole Surfers at season, allowing only one goal out of 30 Sophomore HEIDI BUNEK led the Irish on Saturday with first-place finishes in two nstead of writing about the pogo, they slam and they break Cabaret Metro, August 30 - Strobe shots. against Texas with 14 points; DIONDRA events. dance. This band's brand of rau lights, voice phasers, insane gui The Irish will return to action Friday TONEY contributed 12 points to the losing new Bruce Springsteen live effort. In the Colorado game, which the WOMEN'S SWIMMING - The Notre Dame I cous funk/punk transformed this tarists and a loose-limbed night to open a weekend series with women defeated Mankato State on' Friday, boxed set, which will Irish lost 75-53, Bunek and Toney again Alabama-Huntsville. Lefty Smith's crew 118-93, to even their record at 2·2. In ~ " cold Chicago bar into a sweat brother/sister duo on drums faces off Friday and Saturday at 1:30 p.m. finished as the one-two scorers with 13 and undoubtedly be a hot Christmas 12 points respectively. Saturday's Fighting Irish Invite, the team , , house. Man, can these boys play. characterized this show. It ,was registered 293.5 points to Milwaukee· j: gift among Notre Dame students off- the-wall though not the best WRESTLING· 'The Irish finished 12th out Bunek leads the North Star Conference Wisconsin's 184. Saint Mary's finished with this year, I thought it would be 4. The Replacements at Cabaret of 38 teams in the Las Vegas Invitational in field goal percentage, shooting at a .583 20.5. this group could be in concert. (14-of-24) clip over three games. interesting, entertaining and, of Metro, January 11' - Looking back over the weekend. Irish co-captain SUZANNE DEVINE course, self-indulgent to rank my on all that's happened to the S. Big Black at Cafe Voltaire, Sophomore CHRIS GENESER placed Junior MARY GAVIN, who scored 10 re-set her school record in the 1,650·yard favorite live shows of 1986. Keep Milwaukee, October 25 - Even points against Colorado, also became Notre freestyle with a time of 18:01.17. Scholastic Replacements in 1986, both good highest, turning in a fourth-place perfor· Dame's all-time assist leader with the athlete of the week, AMY DARLINGTON in mind that most of these con and bad, it seems odd to recall that' though the band's equipment kept mance in' the 167·lb. class. JERRY weekend's action. Her eight assists in the also lowered her personal best and school DURSO, at 134 Ibs., took fifth place. PAT two games raised her team-record total to record time by two-thirds of a second, fin certs took place in bars or tiny they put on an incredibly ener fouling up, and even though the BOYD finished seventh at 142 l"s. clubs, where audience/performer 332. ishing in 4:46.64 in the 400-yard individual getic and convincing performance group's bassist' was intoxicated, medley. interaction is an intimate affair, way back 'in January, when they Big Black's lethal combination of and where there's no room for were still on the verge of becom screeching guitar noise and power ATHLETES OF THE WEEK "rock star" posing and hero wor ing big. No one aspect of this show ful. drumming - from a machine, ship. particularly stands out in my of all things - connected fairly AMY DARLINGTON Sonic Youth at Cabaret Metro, memory, except that the 'Mats often and confronted the audience A freestyler on 1. the women's swim Chicago, July 17 - During this delivered the goods to a very head-on. Good stuff. fired-up, pushyaudience. team, Darlington quartet's 50-minute set, hardly 9. Run- DMC, LL Cool J, Whodini finished first in the anyone moved. No one said much 500· yard freestyle 5. The Ramones at Cabaret Metro, and the Beastie Boys at the VIC with a 5:21.62 mark either, but the swelling tide of July 25 - Geez, the Ramones are Pavilion, Chicago, July 6 - A cool in addition to her applause after each song indicated almost getting professional with rap show with several great new record in the that the audience was awestruck 400-yard individual medley. The junior their concerts. Thirty songs in one moments: the Beastie Boys stagger from Fairfield, Ohio also placed second in by Sonic Youth's ability to transfix hour? Sure, it's almost absurd for ing around while singing "Slow the 200· yard individual medley and the and hypnotize the crowd with its men in their mid-to-late 30s to be and Low," LL Cool J smoking 1,650·yard freestyle in the Irish Invite. peculiarly attractive wall of sound. playing hyperactive songs like through his hit "Rock the Bells," BRIAN VOGEL It was beautiful, it was ugly and it "Eat That Rat" and "Teenage and Run-DMC getting ill during The versatile was great. Lobotomy," but the rush of a "Peter Piper." sophomore swimmer took two first- and Ramones concert cannot be 2. The Feelies at the West End, 10. The Descendents at Cabaret two second-place Chicago, September 26 - No band equalled. See 'one and be con finishes in this verted. Metro, August 3 - Coffee-induced McNeill, the team's leading scorer, had three goals and an assist to beat Mlchlgan- Dearborn. weekend's Irish made a prettier record this year speed rock is what the Descen Invite. He placed than the Feelies' The Good Earth, WOMEN'S BASKETBALL· Losses to top MEN'S SWIMMING - Friday, the Irish first in the 400-yard . 6. Naked Raygun at Cabaret dents play, and they pick up the defeated Mankato State, 134-78, to raise individual medley with a time of 4:26.68; and no live performance could ranked Texas and a talented Colorado squad Metro, January 1S - Chicago's pace even more in concert.. Watch dropped Notre Dame's record to 0-3 after their record to 2-1. his 2:19.29 performa~ce in the 200-yard On Saturday,_ Notre Dame played host to match the clever mix of acoustic finest aggresso- rockers showed this weekend's action in the Texas Classic. breastroke also won the event. In the 200- for their 15'-secOlld hit single, the first annual Fighting Irish Invitational. yard individual medley and the lOO-yard and electric music that these New everybody what all the fuss is "Weinerschnitzel. ~' The Irish also lost their captain and the The Irish dominated their own meet, breastroke, Vogel placed a strong second. Scholastic ',22 December 11, 1986 23 p Life In Hell A Time For A Courageous Stand :2 By Father Isaac McDaniel OSB (?)\~B6R~ ...~ u.s .. our c;: MAlT" a Or ~ e- Grn 3 CH~ptEP. vr: LOV£SUtJ(:,LER'S ~800K ~ be a goal of American Catholic universities "'-LOVE. I S HE LL chapters 0 ADVAIJTAbES" 01= HEART812.EA~: "!j 13 ~ @MoI2E ROOM loJ '" PASTE BED. ...C NUDE PHOTO " dowt'\ ~ 9 ~~P£.5 oF @TI"IE 5t.CW~ TO .. OF SE~F CJl A C.RQ,wt... ~ ."£ ::I ~ERE (j)oPPoItTONIT~ e- 7 To go 0 r;' ·~£Ll\tlotJSHf~ TO C":>£,. ,oJ"ltlv'H WITH '1Ov~ WHP,,"'{;. ~ s Notre Dame still Catholic? GLNDjSMC - and, in a larger at large - is for people. to learn .. Does the University reach sense, the presence of homosexuals firsthand that gays and lesbians I ~'WOMAtJ + WIM~" "BRl1TE + JO~P~" out to address the needs, on campus - is only one lament do, indeed, have human faces. interests and sympathies of all its able symptom of a much deeper Unlike some, I do not believe that HavJ MAIJ'1 TIMES members? How accurately can one and more pervasive problem. toleration ever comes about by HAVE. 11"01-0 !:10v describe this school as broad default, or that con<:Jitions for any OOT TO ~I~GE. "? minded and all-inclusive? Let us For there is a deplorable aggrieved. minority progress and perform a timely litmus test. amount of homophobia on this improve ineluctably, as though in campus, and one can only guess at response to the inevitable rhythms Last spring Notre Dame banned the sources of the hostility toward of history. / a public service announcement on homosexuals which turns up so AD'lAATA6EI): SYMSIOTICj PL.VS ~A~Bc Ae>vA.JiA6ES: WOIol"T L.AST. the two campus radio stations. incessantly here: the dorm rector In fact, conditions only SH€.'(..L. C:,E.' L.AR~NGITI5 A'-l\) SH\IT LIP. DAAwSAClcS: NEXT RELA improve when decent individuals ORAuJ~I<,)' Pf.~"'Au£NT LAR-,"'GITIS 'IOr..lS~IP l.)1I... L. BE: JUST ,HE SAM£. Despite its repeated requests who describes homosexuals as • V"'LIICH"J. through the years, Gays and Les "fags" and "fornicators;" the and institutions are willing to put bians at Notre Dame and Saint teacher who half-seriously informs themselves on the line to advance SOUR BAL.L.S 'IS. i~e U70R.L.O I, "MR. Atll) MS. BoREPoM" Mary's College has never managed . his class that he "can detect 'fags' those values in which they profess to believe. Progress toward equal KOtJ\O"SSu.:JC;, DO ~O\J E.vE~ 1.OClWO~Q. IF to win official recognition as a by the way they dress;" the priest 1o\A'16E."1'tI~t~·s MDAl:"O t.II=E "TlIA.:J"lHEl'WO legitimate student organization. who confides to friends that "one ity is never costless, and bigotry 0(: \lS JUST SlTTlNu H~/2.E rJIGtrr AFTER.. 'homo' is one too many." never dies without a struggle; NI(,HT? 1'TT.'!T":r----r.".-:?.:=~---... One wonders what sort of moral Father Hesburgh's many years on leadership this represents from a Is .it not at It'iast plausible that the Civil Rights Commission school that claims to have blazed the appalling timidity and reti should have long since taught us the trail in the toleration of, and cence of this administration have . this. respect towards, minorities. Does done much to convince the already A1>Y"NT~&~S: Srv,vG ('H€:EQ.L.ES'iIllEsr. Al)\'AIIITA6ES: W"QM, C.OMP1, ~2':l. anyone find it hard to imagine the prejudiced that homosexuals American Catholic universities DR"""iAc.~S: tI-lEE"L.E:SS" SMV6NESS. "carry a particular responsibility \)R~W&AC.I

24 Scholastic p Life In Hell A Time For A Courageous Stand :2 By Father Isaac McDaniel OSB (?)\~B6R~ ...~ u.s .. our c;: MAlT" a Or ~ e- Grn 3 CH~ptEP. vr: LOV£SUtJ(:,LER'S ~800K ~ be a goal of American Catholic universities "'-LOVE. I S HE LL chapters 0 ADVAIJTAbES" 01= HEART812.EA~: "!j 13 ~ @MoI2E ROOM loJ '" PASTE BED. ...C NUDE PHOTO " dowt'\ ~ 9 ~~P£.5 oF @TI"IE 5t.CW~ TO .. OF SE~F CJl A C.RQ,wt... ~ ."£ ::I ~ERE (j)oPPoItTONIT~ e- 7 To go 0 r;' ·~£Ll\tlotJSHf~ TO C":>£,. ,oJ"ltlv'H WITH '1Ov~ WHP,,"'{;. ~ s Notre Dame still Catholic? GLNDjSMC - and, in a larger at large - is for people. to learn .. Does the University reach sense, the presence of homosexuals firsthand that gays and lesbians I ~'WOMAtJ + WIM~" "BRl1TE + JO~P~" out to address the needs, on campus - is only one lament do, indeed, have human faces. interests and sympathies of all its able symptom of a much deeper Unlike some, I do not believe that HavJ MAIJ'1 TIMES members? How accurately can one and more pervasive problem. toleration ever comes about by HAVE. 11"01-0 !:10v describe this school as broad default, or that con<:Jitions for any OOT TO ~I~GE. "? minded and all-inclusive? Let us For there is a deplorable aggrieved. minority progress and perform a timely litmus test. amount of homophobia on this improve ineluctably, as though in campus, and one can only guess at response to the inevitable rhythms Last spring Notre Dame banned the sources of the hostility toward of history. / a public service announcement on homosexuals which turns up so AD'lAATA6EI): SYMSIOTICj PL.VS ~A~Bc Ae>vA.JiA6ES: WOIol"T L.AST. the two campus radio stations. incessantly here: the dorm rector In fact, conditions only SH€.'(..L. C:,E.' L.AR~NGITI5 A'-l\) SH\IT LIP. DAAwSAClcS: NEXT RELA improve when decent individuals ORAuJ~I<,)' Pf.~"'Au£NT LAR-,"'GITIS 'IOr..lS~IP l.)1I... L. BE: JUST ,HE SAM£. Despite its repeated requests who describes homosexuals as • V"'LIICH"J. through the years, Gays and Les "fags" and "fornicators;" the and institutions are willing to put bians at Notre Dame and Saint teacher who half-seriously informs themselves on the line to advance SOUR BAL.L.S 'IS. i~e U70R.L.O I, "MR. Atll) MS. BoREPoM" Mary's College has never managed . his class that he "can detect 'fags' those values in which they profess to believe. Progress toward equal KOtJ\O"SSu.:JC;, DO ~O\J E.vE~ 1.OClWO~Q. IF to win official recognition as a by the way they dress;" the priest 1o\A'16E."1'tI~t~·s MDAl:"O t.II=E "TlIA.:J"lHEl'WO legitimate student organization. who confides to friends that "one ity is never costless, and bigotry 0(: \lS JUST SlTTlNu H~/2.E rJIGtrr AFTER.. 'homo' is one too many." never dies without a struggle; NI(,HT? 1'TT.'!T":r----r.".-:?.:=~---... One wonders what sort of moral Father Hesburgh's many years on leadership this represents from a Is .it not at It'iast plausible that the Civil Rights Commission school that claims to have blazed the appalling timidity and reti should have long since taught us the trail in the toleration of, and cence of this administration have . this. respect towards, minorities. Does done much to convince the already A1>Y"NT~&~S: Srv,vG ('H€:EQ.L.ES'iIllEsr. Al)\'AIIITA6ES: W"QM, C.OMP1, ~2':l. anyone find it hard to imagine the prejudiced that homosexuals American Catholic universities DR"""iAc.~S: tI-lEE"L.E:SS" SMV6NESS. "carry a particular responsibility \)R~W&AC.I

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