KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Banana. Beef. Beets. Banana who? Beef who? Beets who? Banana split! Before I get cold, Beets me? you'd better let me in.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Broccoli. Butter. Cheese. Broccoli who? Butter who? Cheese who? Broccoli doesn't have Butter be quick. I have Cheese a nice girl! a last name, silly! to go to the bathroom!

Knock, knock Knock, knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Donut. Figs. Ice cream. Donut who? Figs who? Ice cream who? Donut ask. It's a Figs the doorbell. Ice cream if you secret. It's broken! don't let me in!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Ketchup. Kiwi. Lettuce. Ketchup who? Kiwi who? Lettuce who? Ketchup with me Kiwi go to the store? Lettuce in we're and I'll tell you! freezing!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who's there? Olive. Orange. Orange. Olive who? Orange who? Orange who? Olive right next door Orange you going to Orange you glad I to you. answer the door? didn't say banana!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Orange. Turnip. Abby. Orange who? Turnip who? Abby who? Orange you glad to Turnip the volume, Abby birthday to see me! it's quiet in here! you!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Abe. Ada. Al. Abe who? Ada who? Al who? Abe C D E F G H…! Ada burger for Al give you a kiss if lunch! you open this door!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Alex. Alfie. Alma. Alex who? Alfie who? Alma who? Hey, Alex the Alfie terrible if you Alma not going to questions here! leave. tell you!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who's there? Amanda. Amy. Andrew. Amanda who? Amy who? Andrew who? A man da fix your sink! Amy fraid I've Andrew a picture. forgotten!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Anita. Annie. Barbara. Anita who? Annie who? Barbara who? Anita to borrow a Annie body going to Barbara black sheep, pencil! open the door? have you any wool...

Knock, knock. Knock, knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Barbie. Ben. Caesar. Barbie who? Ben who? Caesar who? Barbie Q Chicken. Ben knocking for Caesar quick, she’s 20 minutes! running away.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Claire. Doris. Frank. Claire who? Alfie who? Frank who? Claire the way; I'm Doris locked. Open Frank you for being coming in! up! my friend.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Justin. Howard. Isabel. Justin who? Howard who? Isabel who? Justin the Howard I know? Is the bell working? I neighborhood and had to knock. thought I'd come over.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Ken. Kent. Lena. Ken who? Kent who? Lena who? Ken I come in, it's Kent you tell who I am Lena little closer freezing out here? by my voice? and I'll tell you!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Luke. Mikey. Nana. Luke who? Mikey who? Nana who? Luke through the Mikey doesn't fit in Nana your business keyhole to see! the keyhole! who's there.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Nobel. Otto. Robin. Nobel who? Otto who? Robin who? No bell, that's why I Otto know what's Robin your house! knocked! taking you so long!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Sherlock. Troy. Tyrone. Sherlock who? Troy. who? Tyrone who? Sherlock your door Troy ringing the Tyrone shoelaces! shut tight. doorbell instead.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Wendy. Will. A herd. Wendy who? Will who? A herd who? Wendy bell works Will you let me in? It's A herd you were again I won't have to freezing out here! home, so I came over! knock anymore.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Alpaca. Chick. Cow-go. Alpaca who? Chick who? Cow-go who? Alpaca the trunk, you Chick your oven, I No, Cow go MOO! pack the suitcase! can smell it burning!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Goat. Honey bee. Monkey. Goat who? Honey bee who? Monkey who? Goat to the door and Honey bee a dear and Monkey see. Monkey find out. get me some juice. do.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Rough. Some bunny. Who. Rough who? Some bunny who? Who who? Rough, rough, Some bunny has been Is there an owl in rough! It's your dog! eating all my carrots! here?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Amarillo. Venice. Yukon. Amarillo who? Venice who? Yukon who? Amarillo nice guy! Venice your mom Yukon say that again! coming home?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Adore. Alien. Amish. Adore who? Alien who? Amish who? Adore is between us. Just how many Awe, I miss you too. Open up! aliens do you know?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Atch. Armageddon. Avenue. Atch who? Armageddon who? Avenue who? Bless you! Armageddon a little Avenue knocked on bored. Let’s go out. this door before?

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Bed. Boo. Broken pencil. Bed who? Boo who? Broken pencil who? Bed you can't guess I didn't mean to make Never mind. It's who I am! you cry! pointless!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Burglar. Canoe. Cash. Burglar who? Canoe who? Cash who? Burglars don't knock! Canoe come out and No thanks, but I'll play with me today? take a peanut.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Cargo. CD. Comb. Cargo who? CD who? Comb who? Car go vroom, vroom! CD guy on your Comb on down and doorstep? I'll tell you!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Dishes. Doctor. Dozen. Dishes who? ? Dozen who? Dishes a nice place You've seen that TV Dozen anyone want you got here. show? to let me in?

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? From. Howl. Leaf. From who? Howl who? Leaf who? Grammatically Howl you know it's Leaf me alone! speaking, you should really me unless you say “from whom.”฀ open the door?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who's there? Little old lady. Needle. Nun. Little old lady who? Needle who? Nun who? I didn't know you Needle little help Nun of your business! could yodel. gettin' in the door.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Police. Police. Radio. Police who? Police who? Radio who? Police may I come in? Police hurry—I'm Radio not, here I freezing out here! come!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Scold. Tank. Water. Scold who? Tank who? Water who? Scold outside—let You're welcome! Water you doing in me in! my house?

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Witches. Wooden shoe. Zoom. Witches who? Wooden shoe who? Zoom who? Witches the way Wooden shoe like to Zoom did you think home? hear another joke? it was?

Will you remember Knock, knock. me in 2 minutes? Who's there? Yes. Somebody who can't Knock, knock. reach the doorbell! Who's there?

Hey, you didn't remember me!

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