KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Banana. Beef. Beets. Banana who? Beef who? Beets who? Banana split! Before I get cold, Beets me? you'd better let me in.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Broccoli. Butter. Cheese. Broccoli who? Butter who? Cheese who? Broccoli doesn't have Butter be quick. I have Cheese a nice girl! a last name, silly! to go to the bathroom!

Knock, knock Knock, knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Donut. Figs. Ice cream. Donut who? Figs who? Ice cream who? Donut ask. It's a Figs the doorbell. Ice cream if you secret. It's broken! don't let me in!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Ice cream soda. Ketchup Kiwi. Ice cream soda Ketchup who? Kiwi who? who? Ketchup with me Kiwi go to the store? Ice cream soda and I’ll tell you! people can hear me!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who's there? Lettuce. Olive. Olive. Lettuce who? Olive who? Olive who? Let us in; we’re Olive right next door Olive you. Do you love freezing! to you. me too?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Who's there? Who’s there? Orange who? Orange. Orange. Knock, knock. Orange who? Orange who? Who’s there? Orange. Orange you glad to Orange you going to Orange who? see me! answer the door? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Quiche. Turnip. Abe. Quiche who? Turnip who? Abe who? Can I have a hug and Turnip the volume, Abe C D E F G H… a quiche? it’s quiet in here.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Al. Alex. Ada. Al who? Alex who? Ada who? Al give you a high Hey, Alex the Ada burger for lunch! five if you open this questions around door! here!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who's there? Alex. Alfie. Alma. Alex who? Alfie who? Alma who? Alex-plain when you Alfie terrible if you Alma not going to open the door! leave! say.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Amanda. Amy. Andrew. Amanda who? Amy who? Andrew who? A man da fix your Amy fraid I’ve Andrew a picture! doorbell! forgotten!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Annie. Anita. Annie. Annie who? Anita who? Annie who? Annie thing you can do Anita to borrow a Annie body going I can better! (bonus pencil! to open this door? points if you sing this line)

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Barbara. Barbie. Ben. Barbara who? Barbie who? Ben who? Barbara black sheep, Barbie Q Chicken! Ben knocking for 20 have you any wool? minutes already.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Billy Bob Joe Penny. Who’s there? Candice. Billy Bob Joe Penny Caesar. who? Caesar who? Candice who? Exactly how many Billy Caesar quick, she’s Candice joke possibly Bob Joe Pennies do you running away. get any worse?. know?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Claire. Doris. Dwayne. Claire who? Doris who? Dwayne who? Claire the way; I’m Doris locked. Open up, Dwayne the bathtub coming in! please! ⏤ I’m dwowning!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Frank. Howard. Isabel. Frank who? Howard who? Isabel who? Frank you for being Howard I know? Isabel working? I my friend. had to knock.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Joe. Justin. Ken. Joe who? Justin who? Ken who? Joking around with Justin the Ken I come in? It’s you is one of my neighborhood and freezing out here! favorite things to do! thought I’d stop by.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Kent. Lena. Luke. Kent who? Lena. who? Luke who? Kent you tell who I am Lena little closer Luke through the by my voice? and I’ll tell you! keyhole to see!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Mikey. Nana. Nobel. Mikey who? Nana who? Nobel who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the Nana your business No bell, that’s why I keyhole! who’s there. knocked!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Otto. Robin. Sherlock. Otto who? Robin who? Sherlock who? Otto know what’s Robin your house! Sherlock your door taking you so long! shut tight.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Wendy. Troy. Tyrone. Wendy who? Troy who? Tyrone who? Wendy bell works Troy ringing the Tyrone shoelaces! again, I won’t have doorbell! to knock.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Will. Alpaca. A herd. Will who? Alpaca who? A herd who? Will you let me in? Alpaca the trunk, A herd you were It’s freezing out you a-pack-a the home. Can you play? here! suitcase!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Amarillo. Chick. Cow. Amarillo who? Chick who? Cow who? Amarillo nice guy! Chick your stove, I can No, cow go MOO! smell it burning!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Honey bee. Interrupting cow. Goat. Honey bee who? Interrupting cow Goat who? Honey bee a dear (you yell MOOOOOO Goat to the door and and get me some before they can say, find out. water. "who?")

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Interrupting sloth. Who’s there? Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Monkey. Owl. who? Monkey who? Owl who? (wait for 10-20 Monkey see. Monkey Yes, they do. seconds) do. Sloooooooooth.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Bunny. Who. Amarillo. Bunny who? Who who? Amarillo who? Some bunny has Is there an owl in Amarillo nice guy! been eating all my here? carrots!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who's there? Who’s there? Europe. Havana. Ida. Europe who? Havana who? Ida who? No I’m not! Havana a wonderful Surely you know it’s time wish you were pronounced IdaHO. here!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Kenya. Juneau. Oslo. Kenya who? Juneau who? Oslo who? Kenya feel the love Juneau the capital of Oslo down, what’s tonight? (sing Alaska? the hurry!? along!)

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Defense. Venice. Yukon. Defense who? Venice who? Yukon who? Defense has a hole Venice your mom Yukon say that again! in it—so our dog got coming home? loose.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Eileen. Howl. Ken. Eileen who? Howl who? Ken who? Eileen over to pet the Howl you know it's Ken I bring my dog dog. really me unless you to your house? open the door?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who's there? Leash. Patsy. Rough. Leash who? Patsy who? Rough who? Leash you could to is Patsy dog on the head, Rough, rough! It’s your answer the doorbell! he likes it. dog!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Abbey. Alligator. Bacon. Abbey who? Alligator who? Bacon who? Abbey birthday to Alligator her a nice Bacon a cake for you, Abbey birthday birthday present. your birthday. to you…

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Gus. Organ. Sue. Gus who? Organ? Sue who? Gus how old I am Organ-ize a party, it's Sue-prize! Happy today! my birthday! birthday!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Adore. Alien. Amish. Adore who? Alien who? Amish who? Adore is between us. Just how many aliens Awe, I miss you too. Open up! do you know?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who's there? Atch. Armageddon. Avenue. Atch who? Armageddon who? Avenue who? Bless you! Armageddon a little Avenue knocked on bored. Let’s go out. this door before?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Bed. Boo. Broken pencil. Bed who? Boo who? Broken pencil? Bed you can’t guess I didn’t mean to Never mind, it’s who I am! make you cry! pointless!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Burglar. Canoe. Cash. Burglar who? Canoe? Cash who? Burglars don’t Canoe come out and No thanks, but I’ll knock! play today? take a peanut.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Cargo. CD. Comb. Cargo who? CD who? Comb who? Cargo beep, beep, CD person on your Comb on down, and vroom, vroom! doorstep? I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who's there? Dishes. Doctor. Dozen. Dishes who? ? Dozen who? Dishes a nice place You’ve seen that TV Dozen anyone want to you got here. show? let me in?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knock, knock Who’s there? From. Who's there? Etch. From who? Leaf. Etch who? Grammatically Leaf who? Bless you, friend. speaking, you Leaf me alone! should say “from whom.”

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Mustache. Little Old Lady. Needle. Mustache? Little old lady who? Needle who? I mustache you a I didn’t know you Needle little help question, but I’ll shave could yodel. it for later. gettin’ in the door.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Nun. Police. Police. Nun who? Police who? Police who? Nun of your business! Police (please) may I Police hurry—I’m come in? freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who's there? Radio. Scold. Snow. Radio who? Scold who? Snow who? Radio not, here I Scold outside—let me Snow laughing matter. come! in!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Who's there? Spell. Tank. Wa. Spell who? Tank who? Wa who? W-H-O! You’re welcome! What are YOU so excited about?

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Who’s there? Water. Witches. Ya. Water who? Witches who? Ya who? Water you doing in Witches the way to Aw, you're so the store? my house? excited to see me!

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who's there? Who’s there? Witches. Wooden shoe. Zoom. Witches who? Wooden shoe who? Zoom who? Witches the way Wooden shoe like to Zoom did you think home? hear another joke? it was?

Will you remember Knock, knock. me in 2 minutes? Who's there? Yes. Somebody who can't Knock, knock. reach the doorbell! Who's there?

Hey, you didn't remember me!

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