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The Ursinus Weekly, November 30, 1936
Abe E. Lipkin Ursinus College
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WHO BOYCOTT IS THE BENNY? The Ersinus Weakl- LORELEI Entered December 19. 1902. at Collegevllle, Pa.. 8.8 Second Cl8.88 Matter. under Act ot Congress ot March 8. 1879. ======-=~~------VOL. 35 No. 12 MONDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1936 PRICE, 5 CENTS DEAN DELIVERS ADDRESS IN CHAPEL ----_._------.
.-- 'i .• Ok .. ~ ~ Q:apacity Aubienc~ Ursinus Co-ed Is Accosted Graterford Con ~ is tens
CQIIr .. 1938. 8..". ~nolclo Tot..ccoC<>mI>UlJ ex-'37 - Andy Jakomas, ~ HERE'S WHY THERE'S NO OTHER TOBACCO UKE PRINCE ALBERT: P.A.IS OIOICE Greek-have you forgotten him? AlUMNI NOTES Well, he hasn't forgotten us. Wait MELLOW TOBACCO - "CRIMP CUT"FOR COOLNESS-WIlli THE"BITE-REMOVED BY and see. SPECIAL PROceSS. IT~ THE LARGEST-SELLING TOBACCO I • • • • • '3G-Tucker Beddow is reported '64-A son and two daughters, IN THE WORLD. AND SWELL FOR "MAKIN'S· CIGARETTES. to have an attachment for an un which makes triplets, were recent dergraduate. Tee hee, her first ly born to Mr. and Mrs. Alexander name is Virginia. J. Toodlesnoodle. Mr. Toodle • • • • • snoodle '64, was wounded six times PRINCE ALBERT MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE: 'OO--John Jones was not among in the Civil War, shortly after be Smoke 20 fralfl"&Dt pipeluJa aI Priace AJhftt. II you d_'t fUMllt tile ...... those present on Old Timers' Day. ing graduated from Ersinus. eat. tuned pipe tobacco J'OU _... .mokecI. nturD tIM pockeI lID wltJI tile John is a graduate of the Yale reet or the tobacco Ie It to aa at aay time withia ...... fram tWa ...... • • • • • we wiD ref"ad fuJI pun:.... price, plu ...... class of 1900.• • • • • 'S5-lrvlng Rappoport has lost '98-Neither was Jeremiah Jay. I his job with the Atlantic City ead Blade-Telegram-Free Press, as a H e is d '. • • • • result of an accident in which he '36-Ima Success and Hugh Sed- lost both hands. The poor bay 18 PRIRIiESiLHT;:= itt setld word that they have ac-I speechless. cepted positions with the local WPA ---u road gang. Wbo Is Benny? THE URSINUS WEEKLY 3
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BENNY indicates the best part of this issue. -UNEXPURGATED EVIDENCE OF W. S. G. A. INFLUENCE
Who Is Benny? CURTIS OR BRODBECK ... , .. Benny's Not Particular
AH-HA-when Benny's away, his roommate will play.
The old in its Heydey URSINUS REC ROOMS Breaking ground for the new.
MAYBB- Lorelei Aftermath
FRATERNITY- DIETZ' friend JUNE AND THEN - - - which fraternity is this? OUR enemy
When You're Tired of Looking ADVICE- At These Pictures, Try These- ~ it:::::::! :: ::::: Unneeded in Ride Free on Schuylkill Valley a Plague year. Bus Movie Tickets to GRAND NORRISTOWN Who Is Benny? Wednesday and Thursday Joel McCrea and Joan Bennett 14. Benny who? BENNIE BED TIME TO-DAZE CROSSWORD both or him in 17. Benny's favorite sport. Shreiner Night Life Down "TWO IN A CROWD" 19. Benny's tennis coach (Tyson). Friday and Saturday 1. Benny's girl, first letter H, last L. 20. Editor of this issue (Bennie). 2. Benny who? Bruce Cabot and Lewis Stone 23. Benny's Deutsch prof. (Yost). "DON'T TURN 'EM LOOSE" 4. Benny's roommate. 24. Benny had to go. 6. Benny's home town. NORRIS 8. The rnap who helped Benny win Across Tues., Wed., and Thurs. the war. 1, 3, 7, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 18, 21, James Cagney, Joe E. Brown, 8. Benny's chern. prof. (Beardwood) Olivia DeHaviland and Dick Powell 11. The editor of this issue (Benny), 22, 24, 25, 26, 27-What you are in 12. Ditto. for trying to work this. (Benny 'A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM' has a word for it.> 13. Benny's third wife's initials. STOOGENT KINDT Come To The Fri., SAT., and Mon. SENIOR BALL Gladys George In Bring A White Girl "VALIANT IS THE and TaUs -- WORD FOR CARRIE" We fumlsh the GARRICK TOP HATTERS Wednesday and Thursday - DOUBLE FEATURE - FRIDAY, DEC. 4 Bela Lugos1 in 9 P. M. ''POSTAL INSPECTOR" and The Gay-Thompson Gym "ABDUL THE DAMNED" Friday and Saturday ItEGI8TBAB- F. I. lignina' prospective students Tax ------$3.50 Bob Allen in . "UNKNOWN RANGER" On Stage Friday Night FINALS AMATEUR SHOW 4 THE URSIN US WEEKLY - ' ..~, - " ' -~'~ -"-' JOHN W. VANQUISHES JOHN W. ; twice more was he driven back viewed and asked how it felt to blah!" I 11'. Guest insist ed. At this I Alr·Conditioned For Tour Comfort by the then intense h eat arising make rapid and intimat e contact point, both speakers beca me warm J. W. UPSETS DOPE AND TABLE from the square of play due to the with chess men and the chess ed up, and talked at once. Little ROMA CAFE rapidity of the challenger's moves. board. He replied - "You don't could be understood, but the gen 1H wut )Jilin Street Ex-Champ Weal'ied by Battle; Calls Milton La d Quits icc] nuttin. You just get mum all eral point that bot h of the debat-I N ORRISTOWN, PA.. For Weal{ Tea and Lemon And then, trapped, and already ovel' " e1 s seemed to make was to the I J a m es t;mnnl. 1\J g r. - PbODfj 6001 The new ch ampion w11l very effect that bla bla bla bJa, bl a. Q uulllJ Food" Popular PrIces (A water boy's view of the U1' hearing the water running in t he showers, the Milton Flash of '38 did shortly be challenged by another Argue on Different Topics sinus Chess Club championship noble character. This forthcoming I match between John W. DeWire, as gallant a thing as has ever re Obser vers had feared this out LANDES MOTOR COMPANY dounded to the credit of the Ul' match, it is expected, will t ake Jr., the champ, and Dr. John W. place in the Madison Squa re Gar break fo r some time. Mr. Guest is Mauchly, the challenger.) sinus Chess Club. His fingers, debating this season on the mini FORD weary and bruised from his repeat den arena, there being not suffici The crowd was tense. Police with ent room in the champion's house. mum wages topic, and Mr. Wimer SALES and SERVICE STATIONS riot guns and teal' gas waited by ed but fruitless assaults upon the on the foreign wars question. It small figures, h is noble spirit sagg Louis, Braddock, and Schmeling Collegeville and Yerkes, Pa. the thousands to quell any incipi wi) 1 be in the challenger's corner was hoped that the two leather ent. riots, should the crowd become ing, defeat staring him in the face, lunged young men for this reason he summoned every ounce of the (whose name as yet has not been too excited. The bell rang. A hush divulged), while in t.he champion's would not be crossing paths, but BECHTEL fell on the gathering. DeWire eyed courage and flaming spirit of Saturday night's encounter proved J. L. blave Zacharias Grizzlies and, as corner will be Dr. Franz Sargas, SEl the board with a strange look on that honor will still be honor. they care not the issue, so long as his facc that defied interpretation. a gasp of horror and admiration --- u--- they can shout it loud. It 1s Funeral Director He had pruned more than an ounce went up from the throng, he doubted that eith er realized the of blubber from his person in an brought his foot up with a resound Walls of Bomberger Hall Shake other was arguing on a different 348 MaIn St. Collegeville. PL ticipation of the struggle and ap ing impact under the table, and As Guest and Wimer Debate topic. ------peared to be in splendid fettle. the match was over: a new champ --- Suddenly without warning he lash was crowned. Although many were able to Th~ first bla! rattled every ~ in- Mauchly Crowned Champ make their exit in time, an unde- dow m Bomberger. By the tlme ed out Violently and made the first COMPLIMENTS move. It was a true master-stroke, Gentle reader, you must forgive termined number of persons were the debaters were rea.ny un der magnificently timed, and its sud this correspondent for waxing sen stricken deaf by several blasts in Iway, the deafened audIence had denness sent our disseminator of timental over this noble saga of BombelgCl' chapel the oth er night, left the hall. OF applied mathematics reeling. The the chess board, and the red, red when a debate between Paul Guest Alternates were Alfred Gemmell crowd sat stunned, their hearts badge of courage. I think many of and William Wimer took place. and Alfred Gemmell. &>ked about pounding in their throats. the crowd must have wept a little, The outburst came in rapid suc- the nature of their material, both DeWire Driven Back that such effort and knightly gal cession, and before police could Gemmell and Gemmell said, HBla." College Drug, Inc. Quickly recovering, the professor lant.ry should go uncrowned. John separate the combatants, the walls The Studen t Council has sug- crossed his opponent by making (junior) sat down in his dressing had been badly shaken. gested a ruling to hold all future ene lightning move, then another, room and called for a little weak "B1a bla bla bla!" screamed Mr. debat es between leather-lungs a nd then another. The effect. of these tea and lemon. The winner, who Guest. "And furthermore, bla bla die-hards on Patterson Field, in the B. S. LEBEGERN thrusts sent DeWire st:l.ggering as knew a great soul and spirit when bla bla bla!" dead of night. Realizing the threat the willing mob cheered the au he saw one, took hIm into his arms " T disagree I Bla! bJ a ! NoL only to animal life lo r miles around that, but blah! blah ' and bla!" should this plan be carried out, dacity of the maneuvers and then and soothed him, and led h1m ------ma:rveled that the champ should away. trumpeted Mi'. Wimer. the S. P. C A. is expected t o inter Later, Dr Mauchly was lnter- "Yes but don't you see bl ah blah vene. Who Is Benny? continue. Twice more he tried, and I
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ALL=STAR FEMME GRIDSTERS 'I ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN II Entertain at BEAT MALE ALL=HAMERICANS by Abigail, the Lover's Friend VALLEY FORGE HOTEL Lone Score Comes in Dying Seconds Dear Abi ail: 28 Ea t ) 1810 Street On 81 Yard Goal by Tarzan I Th gb ' t f ff ti N ORRI STOWN, PA. e 0 J ec 0 my a ec ons S. GarWOOd Kulp, Mgr. - P honc 3260 In a post-season game to de will not have me because she has termine the sex football champion too much J ack. Ware can I find ship of the Colleg-e, a heavy. the Will Power to turn my I powerful, All-Star girl's team out though ts away from h er. I BURDAN'S lasted a light but scrappy male Applesauce contingent and emerged the victor Dear Applesauce : ICE by virtue of a field goal bv Ruth You need worry no longer. I I CREAM "Tarzan" Grauert from the 81 have looked into the crystal, and yard line in the final second of the answer is there: You are so I Phone - Pottstown 816 play. As a result of the Men's much Libby's Applesauce. ------team's licking, all male students • • • • • I are forced to accept bids to the COMPLIMENTS Lorelei next month, in spite of the Dear Abigail : I general strike to boycott the dance I have had many love affairs, FRANK R. WATSON that is being organized. but alas, I tire too quickly of every Costello at Quarter I dashing youth. Right now I am without a lover, and the Senior Edkins « Thompson THE SAD TALE OF GLENWOOD MEMORIAL Due to the presence of two var- I B 11 is . on. W It h 11 I sity men in their line-up, the men d~? commg a s a or were favored to win the game, but , Queen B. ;----K-E-N-N-E-T-H-B-.-N-A-C-E---:. THE DEATH OF CARRIE McSMITHERS both "Fats" Costello, in at quarter and speedy Tim Knoll, who had Dear Queen B : Miss Carrie McSm~thers was sure one fine girl, been shifted to an end position You have been fickle, and now DE SOTO & PLYMOUTH Slender and graceful with hair all in curl were outshone by the galaxy of I you must pay the Price (unless you Modern inside Lubrication Dept. As fine a young lassie as ere could be found stars that graced Patterson Field can get him to take you and pay 5th. A veo & Main St. 'Mongst all the young maidens who 'round here abound. Saturday evening. The contest: for it himself) . Collegeville, Pat which was the first night game • • • • • She was not just fair but as pure as a fiower, ever staged at Ursin us, was played Dear Abigail : Simple and honest and sweet by the hour. by the light of the moon. Can a boy be in love with two But one tragic day to Ursinus she came, Santa Lucia Recovers Fumble girls at the same time? Shall I SMITH'S A nd suddenly died in a frenzy of shame. The game opened with the re- stick to the girl at home? Har turn of Butzie McDevitt's long shaw I solve my problem? CLOTHES SHOP It happened because in just one moment weak kick-off to the 30 yard line by B. B. Men's, Young Men's and She gave up her virtue to one college sheik. Snake-hips Ridgeway. At this Dear B. B.: He was tall, dark and handsome and smooth as sweet 011, Boy's Wear point the men staged a concerted If you were a Beau Brummel, I 214 Bridge st., Phoenixville And ere she could help it was one fallen goll. drive that pushed the ball down would say, keep both. But as it to the Gals' 1 yard marker, where is, concentrate on the co-ed until .------~ Before, she had passed up all manner of dates it ended when Santa Lucia came Easter, and see if the Bunny brings To visit the grandstand or hang over gates. out of a pile-up in front of the you anything. But this dark, young Romeo took her by storm goal line with the ball in her pos- • • • • • GET YOUR And shook her all out of her usual norm. session. The feature of the drive Dear Abigail : was the terrific line-bucking of W So gladly she went with him one moonlit night Elliot Towsey, Jr.. and the off I am in love with a boy, and he LANTERN Upon a dark sojourn through lanes out of sight, tackle smashes of Hairbreadth Har is the most perfect boy in the world, except for one terrible fault: 'Til finally reached they the end of a street ry Halberstadt. Raymond Costello SUBSCRIPTION That went by the name of Glenwood, and was neat. III dId fairly well in the blocking he is forever punning. back position. Am I wrong in feeling that my NOW life with him could never be happy Now it just so happened that on this dark way, However, when little Skippy Reed There was at its end a stone hut, which they say unless he stops these horrible kicked out from behind the goal emanations from a fermented 3 Issues - 50c Was constructed for reasons that nobody knew, line to the Male 18, the stronger brain. (Singly - 25c) Except to be used by two lovers so true. sex was forced to punt after Nell's Nauseated. Bells Wright and Daisy Jensen So in there he led her, and the shining moon broke thru' to spill the ball car- Dear Nauseated : SHORT STORY Came in through the openings to light up the gloom. riers for losses. It was on the No , you are not wrong. I mar POETRY And, ah, 'tis so always, the Dpell was too great, punt that Gangster Throne was ried just such a man, and now look And Carrie fell into the arms of her mate. extricated from beneath monstrous at me and the columns I write. ESSAY Jeansie Weansie IDsh, powerful :::=:~~~==~~~~==~~==~ ART Now this is the point where the story should end, tackle for the weaker sex, and was Phone 339 R 4 H. Ralph Graber For Carrie would turn in her grave if she kenned carried from the field on a bench. See Eli Broidy- That I had revealed her dark, secret disgrace, Von Kleeck Upsets Costello Business Mgr. Which happened to her in this lone, lovely place. From this point until the win BAKERY ning markers were scored in the But scruples I banish in telling this tale: final second, neither side staged SODA FOUNTAIN CIN. BUNS Poor Carrie was far, far too morally frail. any scoring threat. The defensive free ServIce on orders dellvered She cast away all her long nournished virtue work of both sides featured as the to dormItorIes In t.he nIght. And let this young Romeo kiss her, mon Dieu. teams see-sawed back and forth COLLEGE Squeaky Von Kleeck did yoeman As soon as he finished she turned deathly pale, work in backing UTJ the line and on And cried with a horrible, grief-stricken wail, ~be 11 nbepenbent PHARMACY one occasion hit R. Costello, fragile CHAS. H. FRY, Ph. G., Prop. "Oh, why did I do it, no longer am I male Quarter. so hard that he had Print Shop Collegeville, Pa. A pure little maid," and she dropped with a sigh. to be removed from the game. As Prints The Weekly and is equip the male contingent was pretty ped tQ do all kinds of COLLEGE They buried her 'neath the stone fioor of the hut well battered, Augustus P. Johnson Printin~ attractively. O~ a night that was dewy and moonlit; ah, but trainer extraordinaire, was pressed Collegeville, Pa. Q::::::: =::: i i : = :::: -=-::: ::: ::: :::::::::::::;;!;:: ::: :- Poor Carrie was never again to go in into service. That beautiful shrine which engendered her sin. Flora Dora Blocks Punt To-day the stone place that Is Carrie's last burial The deciding break came when I!lllll!llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilIIIIUS Is named in her memory Glenwood Memorial. W. H. GRISTOCK'S SONS But, ah, the young co-eds who visit it now ~~~: ~or~id:~~rd~ke~ r~~~e~as~ i I Have not Carrie's virtue-thank goodness! from Skippy Reed to Harshaw wa"S CAMPUS - completed, but in the wrong direc- ! I COAL, LUMBER AND FEED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~= tio~ p~ting ~e Ga~ b~k on ~ ~ A PHYSICAL INTERPRETATION OF SCRIPTURE their own 10. After Flash Snel- == SANDWICH SHOP e linger sped through a hole at cen- ; ; COLLEGEVILLE, PAt . ter for 9 yards. making it third == = Dr. Mauchly is my shepherd and I His. polici~s, his theories, and his and 31 on the 19, Tarzan Grauert I 716 Main Street i I am in dire want; he preventeth questions frlghteneth my wits from faded back to the single wing posi- = = me from lying down in my bed; he I me. tion to carry the ball around end ;== i leadeth me to distraction with his i He assigneth me extra work as However, seeing the timer raise his Phone 283 B quiz problems. a punishment in the presence of gun as the ball was snapped, the I i Patronize Our Advertisers. He shaketh my resolutions to get mine classmates; he anointeth my heady Ape-girl calmly dropped the 1:!1II11nnmmnllnlllnllllllllllllnnlllllllnllilIDIIIIIIHlllllllllllllllllllllllllllnllluIIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIll!) a college degree; he leadeth me to qu~pa~uwUhred~ncilmub, b~Lswungh~trus~rtghl~gand ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ make a fool of myself before my and my zeros filleth a whole col- the pigskin soared 81 yards thru' lilRUlIIlIlIlIlIIlIlIlIlIlIUlIlIIlIlIlIlIIlRKllIlIlIlIlIlIUlIIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIIlIlIlIIlIIHlIIlIlIIlIlIlIlIIlIIllII1IIIIIIIUIWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK311111111111uwmllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllJUIIUIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIllili11 11 "'1111, classmates. . umn. the air to split the uprights and § fa Surely, theories, exams, and prob- give her teammates a hard-earned ~ g Yea thou~h I burneth my light lems will follow me all the days of and fairly well deserved 3-0 victory =c~___ BUTTER PECAN I until my roommate howleth, I fear my college career, and I will dwell ~ much evil; for he will flunketh me. in the Bughouse forever. Co's Ed's ~ § Harshaw ...... :... E ...... McNair ~ I Ulsh ...... T ...... Hayashi I IS ENGLISH? PHOOEY!! Wright ...... G...... Albright ~ Woe unto the student who college English taketh; JensenLucia ...... CG ...... KelleKindyt ::~- THE NUTS! I For the stuff that he must learn, of other men would maketh Young ken ...... T ...... Throne ; Lunatics and nit-wits of no unknown degree McDevitt ...... E...... KnOI~1 I I Grauert ...... Q. B ...... Costell _ (As from this poem is evident that it has made of me). Lees ...... H ...... Halberstad I Come in and inspect our long MUton, Bede, and Shakespeare are brought to our attention; Snell1nger ...... H ...... Ridgeway Lyly, Greene, and others far too numerous to mention. V KI k F B Towsey line of ice cream lovers. We The "mighty line of Marlowe" is pounded in our ears, C~~ ..... ~~~ ..... :::: O· '00 ...... 0 . ~ I carry pennants, orange Pine-Ii Along with sundry ballads, sonnets, and "King Lears." Ed's ...... 0 0 And Beowulf, the epic, ahl that immortal WJ'iting Ref.-Joe. Ump.-Joe. LineSman~... apple, a Black List, and other I -Joe. Field judge-Joe. Scorer-! student necessities. Is catechized until I wish that that old warrior, fighting Joe. Neath the sea with Grendel's Ma, that hardy monster wild, Bad ended his career with death whlle he was yet a child; S And that example followed by those in later years Who sought to entertain us, but bore us quite to tears COUOOE::: ;;:AL BANK II Ersinus College Supply Store With their romanttc sonnets, and tales I and poems sweet, Whlch sbould have been consumed by ftame, eternal end to meet. INTEREST PAID ON DEPOSITS Small-Dip Clouse, Mgr. Messers Gemmell, Bartman Were tbJs example followed by others of this lot, Member of Federal Deposit ThJDk what a heaven school would be with EngUsh work forgot. Insqrance Corporation GlUllllIIIIIIDJIIIIIIIIWUlDIIIIIIIIIIIIBIIHIIUIIIIIUIUIHIIKnI_IIIIDIlllllllIIDUDlDRIDllIlUAR_lUIInlDIIlllUUlHUIAIWIUBUIIIIIUllIIIIIUiIIIIIIIIII1111 • 6 THE URSINUS WEEKLY
N~tturallie the conscience-strick- II Iever, that t~ese professors do. come I j:StUdent Felts .... $2.50 en ownsfolk. in their hour of Ch I to chapel faithfull h t· Plague travail, turned to their devotions. ape y, one eac Ime Mellow Felts ...... $3.00 (Continued from Page 1) he is supposed to lead the services, Browns, Greys, Blues · h ~anie times a day the poore vic- . . (CorHlnueri (rom t> a ge 1) and they love it, too. _ :0-, P arad e TIme, w en the annual tlIDes lined up outside a smalle mmglmg with all the guys and gals I • Ii Also- Mallory and warfare took place between the structure of frame We do not I that a fellow knows on the cam- h' h Hfweve[d' the only point on I ~) Stetson Hats clans of the Froschmann and the know J'uste what' pus, and sing a good, solid hymn W lC cou see some sense in Sophamaure. religion held a d b d b t t·}' his arguments was where he said FREY & FORKER sway, but the legende goes that n ear a goo, su s an la h t h 142 W. ;\faln NORRISTOWN P erk yomene W as Ev fil e Arabesque d . thought or two. l Ow, 0 say t e least, the picture I No one, of course, had thoughte I . t h eSlgnes we:-e carved Questions Forced Religion of those people taking roll call in . ------to curb the gentil Perkyomene, as 1m 0 t ese ~ooden meetmg-places. Then the young man in the seat church. c~rtainly made it look more Phone Collegeville 21 it flowed paste th d' t . kt d such as stals and a halfe-moone on beside me, who is a radical, said to like a JaIl to him. I We Call and Deliver Free e IS riC .e, an the door. And to these meeting- The f 11 h d COLl all the stoode~ts would dlSporte places the afflicted would make all me, say, how about that girl check- . poor e ow a some g.ood EGEVILLE themselves in Its clere waters, and, haste lng off our names in that chapel pomts, to be sure, but he was Just CLEANERS and DYERS when thirstie, would drink full . attendance book of hers? Then Ia little bit narrow-minded. welle. And 10! this proved to be Parlour Pinke Remedie he tried to tell me how it was mak- u Ray Costello, Men's Agent the undoing of the towne, for in Fortunately, there was living ing him subconsciously feel rebel- M-I-t- Hannah Leisse, Woman's Agent those clere waters lurked much near Trappe a young ladie named lious to be forced to be religious lIla that was eville. Helen, the Gud Angell of Mercie. when he hadn't a mind to be. Is I Before the turne of the monthe, It seemes Helen had discovered a that doing me any good, he said. (Continued Crom page 1) several inhabitants were besmote remedie for The Plague's ravages. I explained to him. however, how town Jail, where he is being held with The Plague. The good folks She would mix UP a pink solution it was that this school being a re- pending charges for assault and, of Trapoe were dismayed at this and bidde the patient drink it ligious college as stated in the battery. He was in a daze, but it Good Printing and each watched for the Symo~ downe. One gud knight of the dis- catalog. it is necessary to show the is thought by many that he was tomes of the disease on his owne trickte, by name Gene the Cam- outside world that this statement merely pretending ignorance of person. oahmer, used to sit aloft on a is true by having all the students the charge against him. Governor Someone has said, "Success . No one had long to wait. The cloude, and laugh at the anticks go to chapel for religion. Oil in a statement to the press vi"timps were stricken pale. They of the mob. It was he who coined Part of Regimentation Program after the prisoner had been success on a big scale comes from loste their apnetite. Thev choaued the phrase "parlour pinke." and He was very obstinate, insisting fully taken, is quoted as follows: the effective handling of and gurgled. and gasned for breath. gave it to oosteritie. But it came that he paid good dollars to be at "We were only too glad to help out In one weeke, the Bills of Morta- to passe that one day his visage, college so he could go to classes I in this dire crisis. It is true we many little things. Every litie jumoed from 17 dethes to 208. too, became grimme, and he hast- for an education, and not to have lost a few men, but in cases like big job is a bundle of little The diseased raoidlv became the ened to get the hecke off his cloude, church every blessed morning. It this no price is too high to pay." ones." deceased. The corpses were buried and come down to earthe to drinke was with a great deal of difficulty u--- by night in a huge pitte harde by of the "parlour pinke" remedie that I was able to show him that ACCI-dent the Pumpe Hus. which the gud Helen was offering Ithis Is in line with Pres. Roosevelt's Our experience is a val- Not all victimes were attacked to one and all. ideas on regimentation. uable asset in every or fatallie. Some were ravaged more The worste was now over, thanks He saId, why if this keeps up, we (Continued from page 1) mildlie than their neighbors, and to the medicine. The Bills of Mor- will soon be conscripted for chapel l Local authorities could discover der whether it be large these managed to continue getting talitie decreased steadily. Flnall1e every morning l1ke in Germany for no motive for the crime, and hence or small. out the Weaklie, a sort of news th~ stoodents were. okaye, and re- the army and be shot for deserters came to the conclusion that it was I periodical strucke off at that time. gamed their appetIte for Parslie if we don't come some morning. purely accidental. To prevent any Geo. H. Buchanan Co. lt was then that the sixe-page Potatoes, and all was welle .. ~he Furthermore, he said, if these suc~ further catastrophes, a local Weak lie was instituted. "Prithee, gud people held a ThanksgIvmg professors want to have such a ordmance has already been drawn I why do you put sixe pages in the IService, in honour of the ende of regulation about demerits for up stipulating that henceforth any 44 North Sixth St.. Philadelphia W"aklie, where onlie four have the Plague Year 1665. More than chapel cuts in their faculty rules, students desiring use of the Rec- Bell, Lombard 04-14 been before?" someone asked the one soule expressed confidence that why don't they come to chapel Hall traffic lanes must carry lights editor. "Because this is a Plague in a hundred years or so, modern themselves. at all times and must not cross the Keystone, Main 78-59 Year," was his briefe response. science would have learned how to I soon explained to him, how- white line in turning a corner, and 1·------...; stoppe such horrible Plagues for - -- Iadvising that all such students Who Is Benny? good and aHe. Who Is Benny? carry heavy accident policies. Who Is Benny?
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