21 OCTOBER 1988

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Inside Students slam this week's Student Sampson LOANS UU students unanimously condemned Pro- ly to speak at a computers fessor GS Sampson for his contacts with and mathematical logic con- Is the end nigh? L South Africa at Tuesday's first OGM of term. ference at the University of 13.6 the Witwatersrand. Although The meeting passed an the University should also in accordance with Senate emergency motion submitted make a stand on the issue." policy he informed the Pro- by the Union executive, de- The motion instructs the Vice Chancellor of his inten- nouncing Professor Samp- Union Executive to take tion to travel to South Africa, son's actions in breach of the whatever action is necessary he refused to comply with HARD University boycott of South strong requests from the PVC Africa, and calling for an im- by not to go. mediate campaign of protest LEEDS STUDENT Yesterday the Union's cam- at his lectures and tutorials. REPORTER paign manifested itself for the This is• a matter of our first time with a mass picket SELL University and our Union's against Professor Sampson to of one of Professor Sampson's reputation," General Secre- convey the Union member- lectures (see report below). tary Dave Hampson told the ship's disgust at his dealings Further demonstrations are How the meeting. with the Apartheid regime. being planned, and signa- Government We have to make it quite Professor Sampson Is head tures for a petition to voice sold Sellafield clear that we untterly oppose of the University Linguistics student anger at the Pro- Professor Sampson's dealings and phonetics department. fessor's actions are being col- p.7 with South Africa and that He visited South Africa in Jo- lected now. plus NEWS SPORT Picket succeeds TV GUIDE BY ROBIN PERRIN and lecture by Leeds delivei the lecture. ions on; he told Leeds University lecturer No students arrived to hear Student. rofessor Sampson the lecture and Sampson was Sampson flattly refused to was succesfully boycotted left to reiterate his support for discuss the issue of the poll, yesterday lunchtime. the regime and to criticise tical situation in South Africa, A crowd of over 100 stud- the OGM motion passed on claiming it was not the time ents stood silently outside the Tuesday, for such a complex issue. lecture theatre inb the Roger 'The matter of staff travel His only comment was Stevens Building as an unrep- is not within the province of 'South Africa is not the most entant Sampson arrived to a student union to pass mot- evil regime in the world! MAGAZINE • Sundanese student Sadgi Kabollo blasts Professor Sampson Quentin CRISP LUU locks out rap fans Salt 'n' Shake on-student rap fans are to be banned from May has already categorically p.6 LUU as part of the Union's major security stated that outside security and operation for next month's Run DMC/Public the organisation's own staff will NEnemy Refectory concert. Admission to the Union be Inure than adequate to deal DEREK Building will be by Union card only, with no sign- with any trouble inside the Refectory. JAMESON ins for friends. Shivtiel claims that Union But ticket•holders for Roy Run DMC's current world lour. Council's only aim is to prevent Harper :s Riley Smith Hall gig of which LUU is the only col- p.9 confusion on the door of the — also on November 5th - will lege venue in the UK. It is also Union building on the night of AND he admitted to the building the Union's first ever hip hop the gig. even if they are not students, booking. despite accusations of double Finance secretary Dar Shiv- "We merely wanted to avoid GOOD TO standards when the decision tiel denied that the Union is having the same troubles that was made at Monday night's operating a similar unofficial we had when The Ram ones Union Council meeting. 'anti-rap' policy to that follow- appeared here last year:. he The controversial move ed by many London venues. said. comes in the wake of "There hands are known for -The Exec of that time (rd newspaper scare stories claim- violent incidents on their tours which Shivtiel was a member) GO ing that hip-hop groups attract in the USA and in Britain," he decided to close all the Union a violent crowd. Public told Leeds Student. building to outside visitors with what's going Enemy's recent Brixton shows "We don't want our about a day's notice: conse- ended in a mini-riot against the members intimidated into sign- quently many people arrived Dill in Leeds police. ing in people they dont expecting to be able to get a know... these people could drink and were annoyed when And a man was stabbed to • Public Enemy — block steel in the hour of chaos death at a previous date on wreck the Union:' Ents boss they couldn't get in:" TV — p2 NEWS— p3,4,5 LEADER—p6 FEATURES—p6&7 THE FAN—p9 CLASSIFIED—p10 SPORT—p11&12

16.00 ?oo 15.50 Children's TV All those 14.15 Sport on Friday! irTv ScoobV C 4 16.20 Conflict - old faves, Ewoks(?) The Russian Freetime Satellite Show (?), 2 animated 1 Blockbusters Newsround (Yawn), 18.00 Fraternally Yours - Laurel matchboxes have a fight i7 45 ITN News Record Breakers (Roy and Hardy. Personally I hate them, 16.30 Fifteen to One: Quiz Castle, yeah) but each to his own 18.00 Calendar 17.00 Scarecrow & Mrs. King 17.35 Neighbours Yes, you 19.05 Bilko This is FUNNY. 18.00 Baseball guessed 19.30 On the House Smiling people 18.30 Living It Up. Family Fortunes - aargh 19.00 Channel 4 News this a 18.00 Six O'Clock News doing DIY. 19.00 Me and My Girl. more intellectual news Regional News 20.00 Lovat Roat (sic) 19.30 18.35 Beauty & the Beast 19.55 Book Choice 19.00 Wogan 21.00 A Gentleman's Club 20.00 A Taste for Death made 20.00 Irish Reel - Ireland today. 19.40 Blankety Blank Boredom 21.30 Protectin the Children - Be 21.00 from a P D James drama. 21.00 The Golden Girls - a 20.15 Two Ronnies Omnibus generous surprisingly funny American Extremely middle class Newsnight 22.00 News, again. 22.45 sets in trouble with TV prog humour 23.30 International Snooker 22.35 Benson a dog. 21.30 Village Show 21.00 Nine O'Clock News - 00.20 Six from Europe 22.00 Whose Line Is It surprisingly the same as at 6 23.05 International Darts, mate Anyway? no, this is not a 21.30 Casualty Tension & drama squabble about who's cake in a hospital.. 00.30 News, News, News The Ray Bradbury that is... 22.20 Omnibus 00.30 Theatre - The Crowd. 22.30 The Last Resort East End 23.20 Late Film: Spring and Port generally cool-dude Wine 01.00 The James Whale Radio Show. If you like him, watch 23.20 Halfway To Paradise. - 1.00 Weather it, If you hate him, as most do groovy new music programme then don't. 00.20 Baseball - obviousoly a 02.00 Nnnnnight Nnnetwork fvvillearters Film - trendy radicalism into the 01.20 Dark night.

09.00 Pages from Ceefax 1 08.20 Saturday starts 06.00TyANinc:saurcaySp0 c 4 09.30 How Does Your here inc. Bananaman, 2 Sport Garden Grow? Egg'n'Baker and Going 12.15 Open University Y T V and Widea 10.00 4 What It's Live! with Phillip Schofield 14.05 Network East Exclusive wake (sic) Worth and plucky Sarah interview with '60s Hindi Film 09.25 Motormouth inc She-Ra 10.30 The Story of Alexander Greene, featuring Yazz star Mumtaz. Princess Of Power. Graham Bell Biopic thing. and the Plastic Population 14.45 Saturday Cinema: Return 11,30 America's Top Ten. 12.20 Le Rove de Pygmalion and The Christians of the GunfighterDog-end Casey Kasem anyone?. French animated short. 12.15 Grandstand '60s TV movie western. 12.00 UFO Classic Gerry Anderson 12.25 Film: Bataan After fighting 17.00 News; Weather; Sport 16.20 The Sky At Night with boss space-alien prog. an heroov rearguard action to 17.15 The Flying Doctors space cadet Patrick Moore. 13.00 ITN News then Saint cover the evacuation of the featuring the Queen of the 16.40 International Snooker and Greaysie Early bath island of Bataan, 13 US Outback competition 18.50 Newsview time is well overdue for this soldiers wait for the Japanese 18.00 Noel Edmond's 19.30 Dancemakers New series duo of buffoons. to close in for the kill. Well Saturday Roadshow opens with the Rombert Dance 13.35 Wrestling scary Russian spesh company's crock at Richard 14.15 Darts. 15.05 Channel 4 Racing. 18.45 'Alio 'Alto Aiston's Pulcinello. Score by 16,15 Return of the Antelope 1T05 Brookside. 1910 Bob's Full House Greed Igor Stravinsky 16,45 Results Service with 18.00 Right To Reply a-go-go 20.15 Rhythms of the World poison dwarf Elton Welsby. 18.30 Cities of Islam 3: Caio 19.45 The Russ Abbott Show Culture tourism with a soupcon 17.00 ITN News, then 19.00 News, then Hollywood with 20.15 All Creatures Great And of international Gypsy musics. Blockbusters James Mason. 4: Autocrats. Small 21.15 international Snooker. 17.45 New Faces of '88 20.05 Game, Set and Match 21.05 News and Sport 22.00 The Secret Life of Sergei 18.45 Blind Date The dream we Len Deighton thriller 21.20 Film: The Poseidon Eisenstein for Riga to all dream of... boy versus 21.05 Allegro: Vladimir Adventure How do you Hollywood to Moscow, girl in the World Series of Askenaxy The vital spot the captain of the 88 Eisenstein's life, Then: Love Juices Are Russian The Poseidon? By his cap size 22.55 Battleship Potemkin His 19.30 Beadle's About Oh dear 22.05 Film: The Secret 23.15 The odd Couple Passable most Famous flick and a true 20.00 Murder, She Wrote Policeman's Ball You must rehash of classic comedy milestone. Tonight's showing 20.55 ITN News, then Bust have seen this. 23.40 Film: Endless Night features the legnedary Red Flag 22.15 Movie Premiere: Police 23.50 Baseball. Agatha Christie thriller with sequence hand-painted for Academy 2: Their First 01.50 Close Hywel Bennett and Hayley Potemkin's 1925 premiere in Assignment. Mills (Yay!) colour For the first time on TV. 23.55 Darts 00.05 international Snooker 01 00 Night Network SUNDAY

12.05See Hear! Deaf people's 12.00 Film: Sky Pilots 12.00 The Network 7 Last prog. Walden in current series. 1 2 YTV Interview C4 ".°0 boo boo. 12.30 Country File 13.00 The Mind Machine 6: 13.00 News, then Link 13.00 Lost in Space 13.00 Newsm then On the Madness Madness, they call it 13.30 Farming and Inshore Cult space drama Record John Dimbleby madness. Well if this is madness Weather prog. and Michael Cole. Is then 1 know I'm filled with 14.00 The Human Factor 14.00 Film: Greed Silent socialism dead in Britain? gladness (etc) 14.30 Darts spectacular of love and 14.00 Eastenders 13.50 The Horse of the Year 15.45 The Queen In Spain Best avarice 15.00 Film: The Capture Oil Show place for her 16.35 Obsession Animated short. power struggle thing, 14.20 40 Minutes Dolebusters, Well 17.00 The Fall Guy Typical Lee 16.40 Stone Monkey Rock- 16.25 Motor Show '88 Thatcherite Majors vehicle, Al drivel climbing documentary. 17.15 The Clothes Show 15.00 International Snooker. 18.00 Bulleye Jim Bowen is 17.10 News, the The Business Including Bride of the Year 16.35 Music in Camera beyond doubt the King of Programme. and Spot the Shirt r?) 17.05 Rugby Special Rock 17.45 Amercian Football Don't 16.45 The Franchise Affair 18.05 The Roux Brothers 2: 18.30 News and Appeal get mad, get evenll Thriller-drama Soups grid Stocks 18.45 Highway Big hearted Harry 19.00 Equinox: Bamboo The 18.15 Spelling It Out This week: 18.35 The Mney Programme. Secombe from North Donegal material of the future. Homophones. That's 19.15 The Natural World A 19-15 Concentration. Game apparently. homophones Passion For Grouse show 20.00 Rebel of the South Seas 18.25 News, then Songs of 20.05 Face to Face 19.45 Live from the Palladium Civil war rages through Praise from Helenburgh 21.35 International Snooker Tarby introduces sex go Tom Samoa 19,15 Last of the Summer 22.20 The Amercian Wave: Jane and others. 21.00 The Media Show Special Wine Treasure of the Deep Brian DePalma's Blow 20.45 News, then Piece of TV 2000 The future of the 19.45 Howard's Way Out High tension and very Cake Wartime RAF hi-jinks. idiot box as presented by 20.35 Bread Crap scouse sitcom black humour: tres DePoima 22.00 Hale and Pace About as Muriel Gray. Late night porn 21.05 Film: Number 27 00.05 International Snooker 'alternative' as The Price Is and mega-soap ',D's ore on 22.20 News, then Everyman 01.00 Close Right. the horizon. 23.25 O'Donnell 22.30 The South Bank Show 22.50 Film: Comes a investigates. .. Age Melvyn hits it off with David Horseman 23.55 Network East Puttham. 01.00 Baseball 00.35 Weather 23.30 Scrumdown. NEWS `Stop Rapeman' Top-up loans picket fails on the way, says Baker by Neil Hesketh "Top up loans will en- ducation Secretary, Kenneth Baker has courage young people to in- denied reports that there are plans to en- vest in their futures and ease Ecourage Universities to charge students as the burden on parents: much as £500 of their tuition fees. Lord Chilver. Chairman of Speaking at the Tory Par- Lill] Welfare Secretary, the Universities Funding ty Conference in Brighton. Will Wood said that he was Committee that will decide Mr Baker stressed that there very worried about students on the policy said, in an in- were no plans for such a having to pay fees, "its just terview with The Times scheme to be introduced. another step to students pay- Higher Educational Supple- This was despite an earlier ing for their education:: he ment. that he hopes that, suggestion by Mr Robert commented. "The student values educa- Jackson. Under Secretary for If the scheme is to he tion so highly that he or she Higher Education, that the floated it will be a radical ex- is prepared to commit scheme would provide for an tension of the present resources to it" initial payment of SI million Government plan to replace Details of the grant to set up hardship funds, with maintainance grants with replacement plans are ex- students then being asked to loans, Kenneth Baker is still pected in a White Paper next meet the cost of tuition fees sure that this plan will win month. through loans. votes. see feature on p6 Rapeman fans not being very receptive. ast Friday's picket outside LPSU against an Rapeman on in Leeds again appearance by the controversial noise band soon. Li Rapeman passed off without incident, and Meanwhile the Leeds apparently without dissuading anyone from atten- Polytechnic Jiu-jitsu club ar- ding the show. rived for their usual Friday Some one hundred pickets a band with such a name practice session to find the — mainly Socialist Workers should play on Polytechnic entire Union buiding, LPSU's — attempted in vain to per- property. protest against Rapeman all bars and facilities inside were suade concert-goers to think "I strongly urge all students locked up. twice about attending the to stay away from this con- besieged gig, which had cert.:' he said. "No-one had told us that been condemned earlier that LPSU Exec have since con- the Union was going to be day by Polytechnic director finned that Rapernan's pro- shut because of this gig:' Chris Price on behalf of the moter Steve Hawkins of ICE stormed the club's instructor college's governors. will no longer be permitted Ian Starr. Price issued a press state- to book concerts into the Po- "We were given no notif- menl on the previous Thurs- ly Ents hail. Hawkins later fication at all by Exec and day in which he said that told Leeds Student that the last Friday just proved to be though the Polytechnic show — which also featured a waste of time for us. Peo- authorities understood the Dinosaur Junior and the ple will think that the club is Union's legal obligations to band of Susans — had been defunct simply because no- allow Rapeman to play. they a resounding success and one had the courtesy to tell Lovis Le Prince's first moving pit:Jure> recreated Live a ■Leecit. ■oue for the film Fest:vol lost Thurs- were gravel∎ concerned that that he will try to put us what was going on." day PICTURE: KEIRON DODD Oxford Uni in private 20% discount off salon prices with student cash search union card xford University is expected to announce £5.90 officially next Wednesday that it is laun- MEN'S CUT & BLOW 0 ching an appeal aimed at bringing in £220 million of commercial sponsorship for its colleges. RESTYLE & FINISH The Oxford University paper The Campaign For Oxford £9.00 Cherwell understands that the backs the sponsorship ideas & CONDITIONER Queen Mother is to be a and a spokesperson claims trustee of the new fund which they represent: PERM-CONDITIONING will seek out industrial and return to the University's business money to replace 750-year tradition of private & FINISH dwindling government benefaction, a tradition only Short Hair c18-0° recently replaced by govern- £25.00 funding. Long Hair The University's student ment funding in the 1920s" a' . union has reacted angrily to Meanwhile the Cmapaign the proposals and is staging a For Public Education is submit- THE PEOPLE WHO CARE HIGHLIGHTS, LOWLIGHTS,c 00 referendum next week to ting model motions to junior ABOUT YOUR HAIR guage the student reaction to common room meetings, urg- CONDITIONING & FINISH 21 the most controversial move in ing all students to reject what the University's recent history. it describes as divisive pm- Meanwhile two campaign posals that will set colleges groups have been formed by against each other in the bat- students to fight on the issue. tle for funding_ Iranian student killed 8 KING CHARLES STREET by John Rigby Off The Headrow antis Roshan, an ex-Leeds University student. n who gained a BSc and MSc in Chemical Engineer- Leeds 1. Tel: 432096 Rfig, has died in Iran. Roshan, a former member of the LUU Moslem Iranian Student Society, lost his life fighting for the National Leeds but he abandoned his Liberation Army of tarn studies to join the Mojandein. (NLA) against Ayatollah Kho- rite,or/af The Moslem Iranian Student 7. meini's regime. Ramis had enrolled to Society said he would be study as a PhD student at "Missed immensely" Leeds Student 21 October 1988 3

11-104: ((t AN.% st Wo:AXs.A.M.4.4.1.1.4 01.11.0.1. 1:0411104 D-AP, NEWS Loans-backing Gen Sec faces student anger by Tom Symonds is an officer of the Union. This Manchester University have sign- fact however is reported on the wo hundred students at front page. ed a motion calling for the removal of Union General - Secretary, Simon Millson. The question is whether in a dlson is accused of Gross of student loans currently being personal capacity, I have She Misconduct by the motion, which considered by the Government, right to say what I have said or questions an article he wrote in The Union has a policy of nppos- whether as General Secretary I "Campaigner", the newspaper of ing student loans. am muted for the rest of my term in office. the Social Democrat Youth and Millson believes that the article Students. does not compromise his position A meeting to decide Millson's In the article Millson gave his as General Secretary because it fate was due to take place at 1pm support to the proposed systems does not mention the fact that he Wednesday.

Stop the violence NUS call for by Marilyn Sequeira more control 1V1/ eridian, it sexual aluuse support group. IT7 held a forum in the by Mark Willams Poly Ends Hall on Monday n an effort to increase student representation on the new lunchtime. Higher Education governing bodies, the National Union of ALTERNATIVE The network came into he- Students is to appeal to all Universities and Polytechnics CLOTHING & FOOTWEAR ing when victims of sexual Ito take advantage of a clause in the Education Act which abuse got together, aiming to allows for the election of one part-Urn student to sit as a provide support for other vie. govrnor. LUU General Secretary, Dave ACCESSORIES tams of abuse, and also to These bodies decide upon such fundamental student issues as Hampson supported the NUS in- challenge and change socie- financial administration vet, at itiative. He recalled instances ty's attitude to sexual abuse. JEWELLERY RECORDS present. most colleges do not where students had heen asked The Iwo speakers, both 'stir• have this provision written into to leave meetings to times when POSTERS TAPES vivors' of abuse, gave an ex. their regulations. Instead, whilst it was felt they were not entitled Planation of the work of the the election of the single hill-time to hear certain points of debate, VIDEOS group. It tries to change the student remains a matter of right. and added. "Although this move stigmatisation of abused the post of the part-time student won't make things totally fair. women in society, and to pro- representative is offered as it will make them a lot mote the education of the optional . fairer 14 NEW STATION ST LEEDS OFF BOAR LANE public about the facts of sex• ual abuse. Meridian also challenges a legal system which, it claims, does not Down and out recognise nor punish abusers as criminals. in Cambridge BE The network is run by Wityslo by Rochelle Ford Local student leaders accuse rtwo women and principally helps sexually abused women and ver 70 Cambridge National and Local Govern. children, although there is a students recently ment of criminal negli- mens support group too. camped out in pro- gence. The group is not officially O test over housing costs in recognised as a charity, and Cambridge students re• has only a few sources of Cambridge. It highlighted a ceive no weighting in their financial aid. problem that is becoming in- grants unlike their London Representatives of the creasingly national. counterparts, and a lot of the mama group are traveling the coun- Students, mainly from city accomodation is swal- try speaking in Llniveritles Cambridge arts and technical lowed by a University and Polytechnics, hoping to receive some of the money college. are victims of the monopoly. A full grant of from student unions and East Anglia property boom, 52050 is leaving many womens groups that is badly which has led to private sec- students with just SGOO for a needed. tor rents of over S40 a week. 38 week year.

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a* onnect, the new student magazine, has been bann- ed from sale in Newcastle University S.U. because of a general feeling that it has "misrepresented the truth" regarding issues of major important to students. The magazine's lengthy Richard Park, called the welfare sectiion is considered magazine "dangerous to the to be the main source of financial health of students" misrepresentation, despite L.U.U. Welfare officer Will the Editorial Adviser, Richard Wood agreed that the hous- L. Johns' claims that it has ing benefit details were com- been put together by pletely out of date and could "Welfare Officers from even stop some people from • Cheque this out! ETC campaigners meet the Lady Mayoress (right) around the country". Due to claiming. He was also con- by Vannessa Nolan Presenting a cheque for ourselves" will also be shown in the its serious mistakes on vital cerned that "so much false in- he Lady Mayoress of 55.24, equivalent to one day's After the success of last University's Riley Smith Hall issues of student concern formation was contained in a Leeds, Mrs Joan Vallans, grant and the amount students year's campaign, when 510,000 from October 27th-30th and such as Supplementary magazine so widely available Tmade a flying visit to the are being asked to donate, she was raised for basic tent- campaigners will soon be tour- Benefit (now known as In- to such a large number of university on Monday to said she supported the cam- making equipment, students ing halls and flats to ask for come Support) and the students': He also stressed demonstrate her support for paign because "We take things are now hoping to complete donations. They also hope to "Housing Act 1988 (which that any students wanting ac- the Eritrean Tent Campaign like shelter and healing for the project by supplying can- pitch a tent outside the univer- won't he implemented until curate information on these 1988, and to open an exhibi- granted and should help peo- vas and other materials. sity building to further 1989, Newcastle Student's issues should not hesitate to tion in the Parkinson Court. ple less fortunate than The exhibition on the project publicise the campaign. Union Welfare Adviser, go and see him in Exec. Uni liberates ustic 5 1988 BOOKSELLERS war archives TO THE COMMUNITY FOR SIXTY YEARS by Kama! Ahmed along with musical instruments THE STOREHOUSE OF KNOWLEDGE! he Liddle Collection, the largest and most made at the Front. entertainment costumes worn by the soldiers OVER 250.000 BOOKS 'THROUGHOUT OUR BRANCHES IN LEEDS important private collection of personal memories and collection boxes from British Tand memorabilia of the great War, has been ac- pubs inscribed "For Our Lads no quired By Leeds University. the Front". Built up by Mr Peter Liddle where the collection was ALL your book requirements on three floors Although essentially founded over a period of 25 years II con- previously housed". on the heritage of the "ordinary tains the diaries, letters, personal The unique feature of cutlet-- man"people of the highest at The largest university bookshop In The North! papers. photographs, personal ef- lion is the personal nature of the military and civil eminence have fects and tape-recorded remini- material. It includes the letters of scences of more than 5000 ser- conscientious objectors held at contributed, including the sculptor Henry Moore. Our service Includes: vicemen as well as civilians. ArmIey Jail in Leeds. One In—depth coverage of ALL academic subjects, Mr Liddle commented, ''l am Quaker. the first "white feather" University Librarian, Mr Reg absolutely delighted that the col- to be sentenced to death, was on- Carr. regards the acquisition of Special orders for any book in print, the collection as one of the most lection is staying in the North and ly allowed lavatory on which to Interest free monthly accounts, has found a home in one of Bri- write his defence. The style of significant events in the Library's tain's great research libraries The presentation apparently worked recent development. "The size Personal attention from a family business, move to Leeds means that we — he was later reprieved. and comprehensiveness of the World wide postal service. can build on the sure foundation The original sheets of paper archive is unequalled anywhere built at Sunderland Polytechnic, are now held in the collection fir the world.- Twin suicide iistiCks AUT could by Ion Millar tiring the summer university bookshop vacation, two students from Liverpool Um 21 Blenheim Terrace, black exams versifyD took their own lives. They were Mr P. Lehan, a 21 Woodhouse Lane, year old Medic, and his Leeds LS2 91-11/41 he 30,000 member Association of University girlfriend Miss L. Patrick, a 20 Teachers has decided to ballot its members on pro- year old Physics and Maths Tposals to boycott setting, invigilating or marking Undergraduate. examinations, if they do not receive next year's promis- Mr Lehan committed suicide by remaining inside a fum- ed pay rise. filled car, near his home ;n Telephone They may also refuse to in- ballot, co-operation with Cheshire. It appears that the terview candidates for Univer- schemes for lecturer appraisal suicide was caused by the (0532) 432446 sity places or to process is to be withdrawn this week pressure of exams — he was applications. University technicians were due to resit his 3rd year However. University Vice- also due to hold a one day medical exams the next day. Monday to Saturday Chancellors are warning that strike on Wednesday, in protest Miss Patrick's death is thought they may be unable to afford at the Government's failure to to be related. She descended 8.45am to 5.30pm to review academic increases review their pay, which an in- 40 feet from a motorway in 1989-90, as previously dependent enquiry shows has bridge only one week after Mr agreed. fallen 18% behind similar jobs Lehan's death and one day Following September's in industry. after his funeral. Leeds Student 21 October 1988 5 ■1■INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER LOANS University Union Council's decision to close the Union building to all but Fourth time unlucky? Union card holders for the Run tudent loans are like hang- can't afford it. The latest idea to be loans to pay off, students will be, DMC/Public Eneny gig on November overs. Everyone thinks they offered. which seems likely to be looking for courses which pay off Sknow what they are, and hopes accepted, is the 'top up loan', in their huge debts faster. The 5th is the best of a very poor selection that they will merely go away. Yet which the current rate of £2.050 humanities side of the curriculum of options. It's understandable after the Government White paper due will be kept. and a top up loan of could almost disappear. last year's Ramones chaos, but it may out before the end of November, £1,000 will be added. This loan will Many people from less well off will finally give us the answers to be paid back through the tax backgrounds will be discouraged well create a lot more problems than the years of speculation about the system. over 10 years at from going to polytechnics or the Union has bargained for. solution to the pathetic grants preferential rates of interest. universities. not wanting to incur A large minority — possibly a ma- system. The facts have been well All reviews of the grant system huge debts. This fact, combined documented — since 1979, the real so far have ended in the rejection with the probable discrimination on jority — of ticket holders for the gig value of the grant has dropped by of loans. Yet the constant race and gender grounds can only will have Union cards already 24%. Many reviews of the situation procrastination on the part of the reduce the intake of higher because they study at the University have been set up. The Walden government has resulted in the education, not increase it. The Committee of 1986 advocated an average student outside London introduction of market forces into or Polytechnic. increase in student income without having 5380 per year to live on, education has not worked in other Granted, the aim is not to exclude incurring more public expenditure. and £13.60 per week for rent The countries either. The high cost of students — we all know how well- Sie Keith Joseph tried to introduce loss of housing benefit in 1986 has setting up a loans system has out a fully fledged loans system but made matters worse, The effect of weighted the costs of a grants behaved and reserved they are, not ended up merely raising the levels loans on the academic side of system. In Sweden, the loans like nasty crowds of hip hop fans. of parental contribution. college is frightening. With massive system is massively subsidised by fact is that most students are However, unfortunately for the government, They are in fact But the moving back towards a grant white, and when the Union is seen to students, 50% of parents default on their contributions because they just system. be allowing most white people into the Report by n 1985, following yet another greater potential for future earnings bars while excluding the majority of Government examination of sutdent Karen Thornton & are favoured in order to reduce the the black audience for the show (who Ifinance in Britain, the NUS commis Tim Whitwell debt burden. sioned its own survey of the systems — the more numerous and more will be expected to sit on the steps or adopted by four other countries — complex the student aid packages, the Swede, Denmark, USA and Canada. — an initial increase in working class more costly the system is to go to the pub elsewhere) then some These combined different proportions and low income student participation administer. resentment is bound to follow. loans, & state guareanteed bank loans, was not maintained. — in 3 out of 4 countries, leading to a multiplicity of student — unemployment & depressed governments were reliant on the While Ents itself has ample ex- support programmes. The main graduate wages were adversely cooperation and good will of perience in daaling with potentially conclusions of "Student Loans; The affecting graduates' loan repayments. commercial banks, and acted as Costs & The Consequences", were that; — the longer time length of courses guarantors of student loans. troublesome concerts inside the Refec- — there is a high initial cost of setting was not welcome by employers — because of the length of loan tory itself, the Union's own policy on up a student loan scheme that could seeking graduates with a long working repayment schemes, student loans take year to recoup. life ahead of them. appeared to militate against mature the matter needs sorting out. Knee-jerk — the most successful schemes studied — the age of independence from students. reactions like blanket bans on concert- contained a high level of government parents in all four countries studied An outline of each country's subsidy, and default rates on loans was lower than in Britain. individual system is given below (all goers are not much help. were lowest where government input —student loan programmes distor statistics are dated 1984-5 unless was highest. student intake; shorter courses with otherwise stated)

CANADA The government has rejected this idea, and political pressure STRUCTURE: Education is the responsibility of the 10 pro- has been applied to keep banks from withdrawing from the vinces & 2 territories, funded provincially & federally. The CSLP scheme. Leeds Student national Federal project, the CANADA STUDENT LOANS PRO- DIFFICULTIES: Part-time students are not eligible for CSLs: GRAMME (CSLP), is administered by the provinces in conjunc- part-time & holiday work are of fundamental importance in Leeds Student would like to apologise tion with their own student aid packages. Hence there are 12 financing a student: provincial variations in grant-levels; dif- different packages, made up of various combinations of CSLP, ficulties in obtaining aid to study outside the home province; to our readers for the lengthy delays provincial loan, provincial grant, etc. The provinces assess stu- 1964-80 — 79000 CSLP default claims referred by the banks in delivering the first two issues of this dent need and consider parental &/or spouses' income, as well to the federal government. as the expected holiday earnings of students themselves; term's paper. students unemployed over the vacation have to provide DENMARK These unavoidable problems have evidence that they TRIED to get work. STRUCTURE: In 1982, state loans were reintroduced as a However, only 35% of students actually receive Federal response to the high level of student debt. The present system been caused by a change of printers &/or provincial aid. Interest on CSLs is paid by the Federal combines government grants. loans, and guaranteed bank at short notice. We now hope to be government during the period of study and for 6 months after loans, up to a set maximum total. GRANTS are non-repayable graduation. Thereafter the loan is consolidated & the repay- and means-tested; there is no compulsion on parents to meet able to ensure a regular Friday lun- ment programme must be agreed with the bank involved. The their contribution. LOANS are available up to 50% of the chtime delivery to all Higher and Fur- maximum repayment period is 91/2 years, and interest relief grant's value, with a reduced interest rate applying during the is available for those unemployed, temporarily disabled or on study period & one year after. Thereafter, the interest rate ther Education colleges in the Leeds low incomes. The interest rate on CSLs is presently fixed, rises & repayment must be within 14 years. Deferments are area, as well as the major Halls of although the banks involved would prefer to se a floating rate, available for hardship cases. GUARANTEED BANK LOANE Residence and —off-campus departments. If you are experiencing difficulty in obtaining a Leeds Student please con- Edited this week by Vee scheduling of an Israel/Palestine Why not ged rid of the Please Leeds Student do no REAL WORLD, WHAT debate on a Friday night. NUS in its unwholesome darken further your aireac• tact us at the phone numbers above REAL WORLD? I believe the way to reform the entirety? Replace it with dim reputation. without delay. NUS is by the introduction of something we can all Surely jokes can be °biome+ Dear Sir, volutary membership. This believe in, like the That- from other sources without has The Way to Reform would not initially make a cher Youth? Politics is ing to blacken the otherwis It is becoming increasingly dramatic decrease in the tedious anyway, what we pure name of our now goo clear to students that the NUS membership because new need is a new religion... father King Elvis. is in dire need of reform With students and old will join for I write to you I know with tru a budget of £2,000,000, its ex- reasons of security. However, STUDENT HUMOUR P1.34 belief on my side Editor: Andrew Harrison tremist policies simply do not having paid £10 (given on top Dear Leeds Student, Yours Faithfully, Reveren News editors: Robin Perrie and John Rigby represent the wider views of the of the grant by the LEA) students I am writing o you, as I feel Roddi, Chairman for the Church of th News features editors: Karen Thornton and Tim student community. Many will look at NUS critically I must, after reading an article and New Elvis Christ Whitwell students ore now seeing that on think twice before joining the printed in the paper on the 14th October. The article appeared If you're such a big far Sports editor: Simon Rigg organisation of such a size is next year. how come you can't spe simply too large for people to In this way the NUS would be in the 'fan' and was an attempt Design: Graham Alexander and Steve Hicks at humour with the dagger firm- his second name propel say-'it doesn't concern me'. forced to come into line with the Contributors: Kernel Ahmed, Rachel Ford. Alex ly in the back of the Tate Elvis ly? Its Aron, man, nc Reform has been promised for majority of non. radical student Gardiner, Neal Hesketh, Dave Hobbs, Ian Millar, Aaron Presley. Aaron. We can spot you many years now but at every opinion and so it would once anywher As the Chairman of this handwriting Beezy Marsh. Lesley Maitland, Pipa Monjandino, conference we see the some left- more reflect the views of its parish, for the church of the Adam. Vanessa Nolan, Marilyn Segueina, Julian Steen, wingers screaming at each membership . New Elvis Christ, I Find these BELIEVE THE HYP Tom Symonds, Paul Twite, Vee, Edward Venner, other and sick practical jokes yours, comments, uncouth, blasph- being performed such as the Dear Leeds Student, Mark Williams. David A.S.Pearce emous and definitely not funny. Robert Winfield's column

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STC PLC ■••••••••••■WM. Men are men and so are women Vee and Adam Higginbotham talk to Steve Albini of Rapeman

'Rape: n. A seizing by violence; carnal knowledge What should have been a simple of a woman against her will.' argument about a name has turned teve Albini must be tired of justifying that name. The into a series of hysterical denunciations preconceptions built up around the word 'rape' — of Albini himself. But, as the female S restricting it closely to a single meaning — are members of the other bands on the reflected in almost every question asked by our fellow Blast First tour are the first to testify, interviewers. The dressing room is crowded, and Albini and the band are not the creatures that the guitarist David Wm. Sims have been answering questions caricaturists would have us believe. all day. We want to ask him about the rape of everyday Susan Stenger's (Band Of Susans) society, the mindfuck perpetrated on every individual every reaction is simple: 'They're a great day by power and his friends. The right-on questioners band so. I don't like the name, but its don't want to ask this, they want to ask about 'rape'. just a word. I consider myself to be a So why — they ask — choose man sitting before us who's at such feminist, and I consider Steve to be an such an offensive name? great pains to express his surprise at enlightened man. I'm not offended by Why? the statements being made in the press his atitude or his music, and I think 'It comes from a comic book that about him, and his horror at some of that's far more important.' we like, and there's an association those who claim to support him. The music press has reacted to there. The insanity, the 'What bothers me is the people Rapeman by reiterating the usual bewilderment that you get from who, in support of us, take an NME sentiments old style moralisms reading this thing, it has a specific incredibly macho attitude, y'know, (not as far from Victorian Values as reference.' 'fucking feminists, I'll show 'em they would have us believe) dressed But surely its just a deliberate rapeman', that bothers me because up as political awareness. attempt to be offensive, part of the they're putting forward a viewpoint I Albini won't play these games. He path of outrage from Big Black, have absolutely no time for.' has to reject this viewpoint, has to with Songs About Fucking, But that isn't the main reaction of reject the rape that takes place every onwards . . . its part of that whole course. The more common reaction is day as power seeks to describe our thing? that of those who hate the name of the every move, denying us a darkness, 'Well, for a start, not all of the band. The response may still be small, an otherness, a 'feminine' that we can creative decisions in those cases but, as the NME and Melody Maker escape to as non-beings. Rape is not were mine, so its not that much of have shown, the coverage given to the simply a physical/pseudo-sexual on Albini lineage Secondary to response is massive (albeit inaccurate oppression, it exists all of the time for that, the name Rapeman was lust in the latter case) all of us, rape is: chosen as the name of the band 'Yeh, I can't be surprised by the 'Every breath you take/Every bond with no agenda in mind, its lust a reaction, but I am surprised by the you break/Every step you take i'l 'II be name Interest shown in it. In America, a watching you' This refusal of morality, of any couple of gigs have had very minor He toys. 'We need to penetrate the political content is what made Big protests, but the protesters obviously facts, need to develop a science, need Black so good. A music in and of had no conception of what we were on to know who's guilty or not. She itself, interested in emotions, in about. Over here, it seems like there's interrupted because she wanted her physicality, but no in causes. Its a a contingent of people who actually text to interrupt his reason.' process of endless documentation, have an inkling of what we're doing. (Criminological Displacements). of fascination without any adopted They're still so incensed by the name, To restrict such a powerful word to position. This concern with the they still freak out about it. We never a single meaning is to play power's 'perverse', burrowing right in, took into account English people. games. Albini lays things bore, but immersing himself; its hard to The English reaction is, perhaps, won't ask why . he doesn't really reconcile this with the shy, educated strange, and sometimes ill-formed. need to.

Out of the Flesh TRASH CREW Rand of Susans, Dinosaur Ju • and Where the Susans take this appreciation and it into rejecting what its seeing. forcing it to Editors: Andrew Harrison rapeman at Leeds Pols. indulgence of modern schizoid tendencies to an disappear. Wall upon wall of power, of virulence, and Chris Donkin Review by Vee extreme. Dinosaur Jr. attempt to re-assert a is turned on to the audience. childlike simplicity. a wall of pain where the For us it is a position of submission, of being Arts: Hayley Lee he Band of Susans aren't anti-intellectual. problem is not one of decoding a message. but willingly pulled apart by the force of contact, the Music: Adam Higginbotham. It's just that they refuse to impose order on a rejection of the necessity to encode in the first body vibrating, becoming the noise. The name Twhat occurs around them_ they won't place. They prefer a living, direct experience that is appropriate in a way. They do take us by Vee comment. won't try to slow thoughts down to an audience can tap into, ran ride on. Stumbling violence. but it is not something that makes us Features: Gay Flashman, enable understanding. They build up a across the stage. their lack of any understanding, aware of the body, only something that forces us stratospheric noise ('Kiss the Sky!'). trails leading of any wish to understand is reflected in their to forget it. We are placed in the position of the Emma Brown out from the guitars and exploding. On stage there blank faces. Tonight they fail to touch the real feminine, but it is outside of gentler. With Good To Go: Jane is an extreme economy of effort. But down here, depths of non-sense, leaving that job to Albini Rapeman it is something apart from rational its hard to concentrate. the primacy of the eye himself. experience, I can't feel my body, can't feel my McDonald burning out slowly, steadily, What takes over is *in seduction, all the energy that you gathered self, can't be tied down. described or dissected, Galactic designerism by an Ear: the auditory nerve as transformer. Jr yourself is turned over to the object.' ('Forget I simply am NOT anymore. Space Cadet Funky 'G' and pushing sensation through the body. preventing Baudrillartr, BaltdrillardlLotringer), Rapeman ARE violaters. but, lost in the general its escape. Rapeman ARE seductive, in the only real sense power that they have called into being, they lost. Federation Command To feel-it is no longer a matter of hearing — left. Like Dinosaur, they chose to ignore meaning. their own postures, pushing away attempts to label Terminater Hix. Live long this is to be placed in a chamber of sensory But they won't go back to childhood, its more a them as responsible. as creators. A final. mad. indulgence. Caught in a telephone exchange gone passing beyond, beyond the normal state of revelation burns up all in its path. pulling us and prosper! mad — voices floating in and out — sense (and human individuality. They CRUSH the individual. towards the millenium. sensibilities) break apart from the inside. the KICK the mind, the soul, to piece, frightening Brilliant. final, disappeared: what more is there? October 21 1988. Trash Magazine 3 Picture: Darrell Moreom

THE PROCLAIMERS (POLY) For what they locked in animation, overwhelmed by a waft of marijuana Nationalists.' Review and interview by Nick however, Craig and Charlie made up for smoke and a throng of roadies, groupies, 'You're not?' I asked. Brownlee with the accomplishment of their renditions. floozies, boozies and druggies. Instead 'We've always been interested in The familiar numbers went down a storm found Charlie and Craig Reid — The Pro- politics. We're interested in our country. nce upon a time Craig and and the early accoustic songs from the first claimers — and their manager Kenny But we're not Nationalists.' Charlie Reid were members of a album benefitted from a thumping MacDonald. How did The Proclaimers' sound evolve, Opunk band in Auchtermuchty. backbeat. On stage they have a clarity 'Siddoon,' Kenny said. 'Can I get ye a I wondered. Charlie finished his Pepsi and Then they became an acoustic duo call- and harmony that is irrepressible and that beer?' said that he and Craig were influenced by ed The Proclaimers and enjoyed modest little can deter not even the garish green So far, so good. I took a beer and sat the folk-popsound of Dexy's Midnight Run- success with an album and a tour sup- spotlight that periodically turned Craig into down opposite Charlie and Craig. They ners. Craig added that the distinctive har- porting The Housemartins. One day a space alien. looked fresh-faced and alert. They supped mony of The Proclaimers came from years Gerry Rafferty, seventies crooner and Lost week The Proclaimers looked ner- from Pepsi cans. of busking together when they were on the Proclaimers' producer, had the bright vous, but this month's college tour and next 'Would ye like a wee box of Smarties?' dole. Did they enjoy being famous? idea of adding backing musicians to art month's excursions to Europe and America Charlie said. Smarties? Perhaps some 'We've been waiting years for this,' album track called 'Letter From should help calm them down. They have obscure Caledonian term for drugs. I ate Charlie said. 'All the time when we were America'. The ensuing single was a hit plenty of time. from the box. They were indeed Smarties. in punk bands and on the dole we dream- and the rest, pop pickers, is history. At Nonplussed with these pop stars I asked ed of it. We owe people like Gerry Raf- the Poly last week the decision to fortify INTERVIEW Charlie whether the big time was going to ferty a great deal for making it happen and the row and distinctive music of The spoil the engaging rawness of The not compromising our sound.' Kenny Mac- Proclaimers with a seven-piece band in- Backstage at the Poly and up a cor- Proclaimers . Donald began fussing about, and I realis- cluding o mandolin-player, a steel- kscrew staircase there is a little room. It is 'Nah,' Charlie said. 'We've been doin' ed that the hour was late and The Pro- guitarist and a fiddler was vindicated called the dressing room. I had heard of this kind of music for years. We're not gon- claimers had to be in Liverpool tomorrow. by o large crowd who leapt and such rooms before. Here pop stars sit and nae change now.' Aye,' said Craig. There was just one more question I had to gyrated to the footstomping numbers stew before they perform and where they I wondered, then, whether success in the ask: and seemed to know the words to the and their entourage guzzle from platters sinister pop charts was compromising the 'Tell me about your spectacles. Are they ballads. The Proclaimers, by contrast, of sausage rolls and buckets of ale when nationalistic leanings of The Proclaimers. for real or for publicity?' Charlie smiled. rattled through their set confining the performance is at an end. 'Achl' Craig said. 'Listen,' he said, 'We're both twins and themselves only to vigorous knee- I climbed the corkscrew staircase, open- Charlie shook his head. we're both shortsighted.' Aye,' said wobbles and the odd handclap. ed the door at the top and expected to be 'Everyone accuses us of bein' Scottish Craig. Doctorin' the Playhouse Shakey BRITISH PREMIERE of COLOURS teen, becoming pregnant, being raped, and out what Miss Binnie is attempting to say. The Tempest — Leeds Civic Theatre by JEAN BINNIE. giving birth to a stillborn son. if anything, in 'Colours'. The serious theme Review by Joe McMartin Reviewed by Bayley Lee 'Colours', based on the true story of Dr of the injustices and inequalities inflicted n Officer but no Gentleman and Jane Barry. a precocious upstart caught upon women is encroached in a farcical he problem facing the amateur certainly no Lady. in the bodily limitations of a woman of the comedy, with the action generated by a director staging a well known A 'Anybody can do anything' is the nineteenth century. portrays her struggle script full of affairs, pregnancies, rapes and Shakespearian comedy, such as doctrine Dr Jane/James Ban-y models her to accomplish her ambition of becoming even a 'live' caesarian, demonstrated `The Tempest', is whether to produce life on — and By God not only can this the first woman doctor. Aware that she grotesquely upon the stage, and engulfed it innovatively or traditionally. Of woman. disguised as a man do anything, can't change the prejuduces and in an anti-male dialogue. The Playhouse's course, if you plump for the former but she experiences every conceivable in- chauvinism of the male dominated medical treatment of 'Colours', however, cannot be you are hampered by a small budget fliction known to Woman, including hav- world she decides to play them at their own criticised as the actors, especially Hetta and failure is more of a problem than ing three lovers at the tender age of fif- gapie and masquerades as a man in order Charnley as Jane Barry. show not only a a good original production. On the to gain access to medical school. St Guys great versatility of character, but also an other hand, by selecting the latter your Hospital, and even the army, in the utter conviction to bring off what can on- risk boring an audience familiar with masculine personna of Dr James Barry. ly he seen as a fragmented, misinter- the play. This unbelievable. but professed true pretated biography of an outstanding This taken into account, the perfor- story, is in factual detail a little too good woman oi history. mance at The Civic Theatre was vague- to believe — she/he manages to escape ly disappointing in that it contained every possible medical examination re- very few new touches. Music played on quired. and is only sussed by her an electronic keyboard did add a uneducated. negro slave. played superbly THEATRE modern flavour to it. Apart from this by Sidney Cole, and her numerous lovers, there was little to make the play stand who onlv seorn to be there to satisfy her out from other amateur theatre. However, this was in part balanced rampant and insatiable sexual appetite. Although the play is an obvious attack on from the multi-talented This is the only real conflict Jean Barrie by good acting men's intinsic self-supposed superiority Gwyneth Hadley, playing Ariel and seems to find in her Dr Jane/James over the 'weaker' sex through the medical Martin Key as Prospero, the outcast transsexual transformation — the tearing amazements of Jane Barry, it is ironic that noble with sorcerer's powers. In places apart of her desire to put the male the author turns the heroine almost into Key managed to capture the lyricism chavinistic world at right and her uncon- a man herself. masquerading and acting in Prospero's speeches and a few first trolable libido that leaves her with one as a male counterpart and only succumb- night faults should not detract from his stillborn son and one daughter who is to ing to the general human urge — the sex- performance. Gwyneth Hadley skip- die later as a punishment of her filial ual act. But then in the last words of the ped and sang her way through each act negligence. author: 'Men are beasts, but what with a vitality absent from the other It is difficult, almost impossible to work beautiful, dirty beasts.' actors.

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BANANARAMA: THE GREATEST HITS girls who subsequently became Duranies or Brosettes. COLLECTION (London) 'Touch Of Death' Hall and his motes, everything from Most disturbingly of all, I had thought, all this time, 'Really Saying Something' to 'Rough Justice' is classic Review by Adam Higginbotham that Bonanarama were . . . crap. featherweight pop. Beezer. So, settling down for an evening at home with Cascading echo-drenched vocals, a drum-sound ow, I'm sorry, but I seem to have been labour- 'Ramos — gleeful at the prospect of taking said frothy derived from hitting Bernard Manning in the stomach ing under a considerable delusion for some pop icons and giving them a good kicking — I was with a plank, simple keyboard hooks and, best of all, years now: 1 was under the distinct N impression distressed, nay appalled, when I found myself actually that bit in 'Robert De Niro's Waiting' where one of that Bananorama were three entirely talentless bimbos enjoying this record. Weird. them sings 'talking Italia-a-a-an'. Wizard. from Somewhere In London; I could have sworn that Hearing the early 'Banas singles, mystifying ly plac- Sadly, in 1986, they ran into Pete Waterman, said entirely musical-ability-free-girls hod been ed on the second side of this album, was a shock okin presumably lying paralysed with laughter outside a systematically trashed by the music press at every turn to a religious exper;ence (Hmmmn . . . laying it on bank, and since then their original sound has been of their disturbingly hit-filled career; I was convinced bit thick, here l feel — Ed) With the exception of 'It tainted by the standard SAW formula: 'ooh, soundinc that nobody really took them at all seriously and their Ain't What You Do, the result of what many would a bit different there, Pete, worm° put some more se- records were purchased entirely by twelve-year-old consider the crucially unwise collaboration with Terry quencer in . . . etc.' Sad.

HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER lection of tableaus that are, by turns. tragic. uplif- URBAN ACID (Urban) rneladrana is. their whiperaek Linn h, ting or hilarious. The addition of a live orchestral In making 'Hellhound' the sick people who VARIOUS ARTISTS beats and their spine buggering ba.sslint rendition of the score means that the emotional brought you 'Hellraiser' appear to have felt no Tennant and Lowe are suburban lads effect is totally staggering. Reviewed by TERMINATOR HIX need whatever to deviate from the formula they heart. developed for Filmaking For The Morally Derelict The pleasure of silent cinema is in the frozen Look out! l'here are Flutes! which they developed last yeas The idea behind images provided by the film. Griffith's obsession his is it kids, this is what you've been Peek behind these curtains of sound at that was to make a film with the express purpose with female children means that there has never waiting for, finally an acid house com- the tales are not of dance romance and pt of topping the same four innocent and been a more beautiful selection of women than pilation that you can lunatical sion but cups of tea and shopping. Davi,' predominantly very stupid members of the general are gathered here. The battle scenes depicting the Byrne once said that it was the most dif- public as many times as possible. in as many in- fall of Babylon art• probably the most over-the- ly wave your arms about to and just sit and conceivably disgusting ways as possible. in under top ever seen. In fact everything about this was listen to without chewing your own face off ficult thing in the world to make boring two hours. Essential to this twisted project was the over-the-top. I'm trying hard to restrain my reac- in boredom. things interesting : the Pet Shop Boys find desire to spill unfeasibly large quantities of the tion. AU that needs to be said is that this was in- Is this the future of dance music, where boring things interesting which makes the thick red stuff, whilst maintaining the audience's credibly. incredibly brilliant, and if you weren't whole business easier. collective concentration by careful deployment of there. you missed the most emotionally draining the artists have finally decided that they've a storyline which would not ordinarily satisfy experience of recent years. (Veel. stripped the record down to its very basics Boring things like chihauhas and old viewers of 'Button Moon' A FISH CALLED and its time to rebuild Elvis songs, boring This, of course. entail- FILM F ESTIVAL WANDA is a more complex words like 'Possibly' ed special effects which 'Rubbing out old ladies is and 'Actually,' boring make 'Alien' look like not very nice•neither is and different way? ALBUMS ideas like disco 'Delia Smith's Cookery PREM IERES buggering Penlibt . This is not acid for Couriac and holes in the This exchange between acid's sake, the twit- music. On their pro- plot you could park a Ford Transit in. However, Isevin Kline and Michael Palm is not in fact the tering synths have become secondary to the per records the Pet Shop Boys assimilate this is not going to bother your average shlock- moral of 'A Fish Called Wanda' but more an ex- actual music which incorporates more ex- the accumulated stuff and nonsense of ten horror fan. who is well-used to such merry capers ample of the extremes between which the film years of disco culture. And then they redo emanating from this particular sticky and congeal- moves. Cinematic cynics might have been inclin- citing and interesting sounds like ... flutes! ing corner of the cinematic field. Indeed, many ed to say that a film written by and starring John There is a refreshing difference between them again on records Like Introspective. will be impressed. as the director and scriptwriter arese couldn't fail even if it wanted to, but the tracks. ranging from the poppy disco of A track like 'Left To My Own Devices' of 'Hellhound' have managed to successfully carry fact remains that 'Wanda' is one of the most ge- Charm to the 'I see spiders., nightmare is a case in point. You'd expect Tallulah on where 'Hellraiser' left off in respect of its be- nuinels hinny films of recent years. city!!' of 'The Candy Man, though Positive Gosh on a downer from that title but it ing a genuinely terrifying British-produced hor- A ludicrously contrived plot is carried almost sounds like a billion dollars, fast and gleeful ror movie. In a genre dominated by abysmal to the bounds of belief by a cast funny enough Noise's production gives the album a con- American 'comic-horror' such as 'House' and to win Oscars for reading shopping lists. Kline sistent gonad aching sexiness that even but above all fizzing with newness. Or 'Frightnight'. this is an impressive feat. That it is plays an ex-CIA hitman and closet philosophy stu- deep house found difficult. Frankie Knuckles' spattering deep house also surprisingly original can only be considered dent. Patricia Hayes appears as a little old lady Hard core acid heads will say this album treatment of 'I Want A Dog, all chrome and an unexpected bonus. (Steve McGarrett), accompanied by three terriers with a drathwish. is merely citric and not sulphuric but its echo. And the bleeding lyrics are still about whilst Jamie Lee Curtis fulfills all the promise she bedsit life. INTOLERANCE displayed in 'Trading Places' and more. as the more likely to survive the '80's than the 'chick' with more brains than the men and a sex- halluncinatates comp. This is acid for the In short. you can take your Tracey Chap- ual weakness for foreign languages. mans and feed them to Metallica. The If you weren't there, yuu just won't understand masses, if they cannot have bread. let them how much of an understatement it is to call this Clecse. still mane-ally funny without a trace of have acid. reason that the Pet Shop Boys consistently good of Basil. treads the thin line between 'good'. If your idea of a silent film is a Laurel and rattle off nut only pristine pop but also cold Hardy short. a Zorro ten-reeler. the shock would slapstick and pathos. while fellow Pythonite Patin THE PET SHOP BOYS: lampin' dance tracks is that they unders- plays a hardened criminal with a soft spot fur have been considerable- tand that the trick of making a boring idea III Lima& Introspective (Parlophone) Griffith's stern hand leads us through four in- interesting is to do it anyway and let it do tertwined tales that tell of intolerance down the This is the film of the year...don't mirg. it. (Ctirti Reviewed by ANDREW HARRISON should say. ages. The acting is simply superb. built itito a col- Dunkin). For all their swirling Ibizari string its own work. Introspective? I October 21 1988. Trash Magazine 5. I h e Ile 0 1

6 Trash Magazine 21 Oclober 1988 uentin Crisp, Britain's orginal "stately home". aside in order to build a galleon in a bottle". he seems to like neither. "Sex is a pastime, love is a resided in the garden of Chelsea Arts Club. sur- He recognises that his anti-hobby is unpopular — "it duty. The pastime of sex is a terrible effort and is the rounded by an aura of confidence and a cloud makes people uneasy". He may do nothing. but he last refuge of the miserable". of purple-rinsed hair. The necksearf matched the Q does nothing socially." I like my friends, but I'm mad His definition of love is perhaps slightly more promis- rinse perfectly. and as he stretched out his hand about strangers". Lust for new encounters is constantly ing: "Love is the extra effort that we make in our deal- towards his Guinness a massive monstrosity of a dress- satisfied by his position as an official 'personality', and ings with those that we cannot like. Half the world's ring adorned his finger. as he so magnanimously puts it; "It brings people to weld' is love." This outrageously camp. eccentric entertainer, con- you". Quentin is worried by today's Gay Liberation Move- siders himself a creation of time, place and parents. Having emigrated to America. Quentin has had an ment and its ferocity, especially in America. "This in Brought up during the I920's in middle-class suburban opportunity to compare friendship on either side of the itself is not bad, but the trouble is that anger begets England he recognises that his parents were the domi- Atlantic. America wins hands-down, anger." nant influence on the Quentin Crisp of today. "The fact "In America. everybody is your friend because He is dubious about the necessity of homosexnalitv as is, your parents influence you more than anybody ever everyone is everyone else's guest. Friendship in a sexuality/way of life, and feels that life would ben lo t will again". England is fraught. You have to make friends, then you easier if people could live without it. It is enough for He had an unhappy childhood — "I never had a get stuck with them. then you feel you owe them homosexuals to be allowed to exist by the 'straight' -ma- moments peace. I have an inability to refrain from ad- something." jority, without that majority according the minority their ding my entire being to what I am saying". This unhap- The multi-cultural nature of American society pro- rights. piness is undoubtedly related to hsi observation that duces what he sees as a high degree of civility and But in America, how much liberation does he have? I "nearly everybody tries either to please or annoy their 'have-a-nice-day' (sic) politeness. "In Britain. everybody never have the feeling that I had better not... in parents. My misery however was largely of my own is from the same family which explains why they insult Manhattan almost anything goes". making". each other so." He worries that "liberation has become shrill!" yet This apparent social disability of no-conformity Obviously not a 'political animal, international ex- dues not seem partietdarly worried about AIDS: "Aids however, turned our to be a boon rather than a perience has given him the opportunity to observe. is all the rage in America". he says. This is not a blase drawback. "In the past I was a wilful eccentric, now "Good politicians must glow, especially as they can't attitude: he recognises the dangers but. as he says, the I'm just a funny old gentleman, and not a threat to alter the fate or things. Mr. Kennedy radiated political human species has survived the Plague, the Black anyone". His inimitable individuality has been express- probity like a lighthouse — he had the USA look." Death and Spanish flu. "nature twists and turns until it ed in media all over the world: books, film, video, one- Bette Midler is more his kind of candidate for President survives". man shows, television — all have broughtt us the eccen- — she obviously has the "USA look" tool Looking to the future. Quentin recognises that at 80 trie•delights of Mr. Crisp. The man himself claims "I On a more serious level. he has identified a fun- years of agr. "my future is now. I live from day to am not famous. I'm notorious!" damental difference between dear (Minni• and Mrs. day." He has no intention of returning to Britain as he His cynicism for the conventionalities of real life is T. "Mr. Reagan wants to rule the world and be loved. is now too "spinsterish". obvious. He never has had, nor ever wants to have. This you cannot do. Mrs. Thatcher doesn't give a damn Neither does he intend to write any more books. In children: "the problem with children is that they are whether you love her or not, as she will win.She is ab- his writing he has attempted to "set people free from not returnable. and the problem with parents is their solutely single-minded. she is invincible. She rules a caring about what other people think. It's a terrible relationship with their children", country which fundamentally despises women, to the mistake to live you life wondering what someone else Quentin. echoing Huxley, foresees "a time when English. to be manly is better". thinks about you, all that matters is what you think children will be created by white-coated technicians in Mr_ Crisp displays u strong sense of empathy with about yourself." laboratories who will not say. 'and after all I've done women and the struggle against their subordinate posi- Ultimately he realises that he is bound to go the way for you". tion. "All the women in the world are worn out with ac- of all flesh' but he seems to have reconciled himself to "Apart from the bother, I would never want to people tivities which have been thrust on them by their his fate. "Life is a process of getting ready for death. the world with people like myself. Only those rope mothers". after all, nobody wants to get into his grave still feeling with total self-assurance. and those who are equipped to Quentin advises women: "Don't take any notice of frisky." live should have children." housework; concentrate on yourself and nothing else." "I did whatever I could against all odds, and I only For most of the time this personable octogenarian He sticks to his own policy — before he moved to New regret the passing of my looks". does what he does best: "I have no aptitudes. Most York he lived in a Pimlico bedsit for 40 years and And with that. he left us to go back to doing what he people like to do what they do well. I'm good at doing never cleaned it. "After four years the dust just didn't does best, nothing. nothing, I breathe, and I blink, and that's all I do. It get any worse. "If a first you don't succeed. failure may be your amazes me that .someone would set everything else Quentin's views on sex and love appear very cynical; style".

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erek Jameson is basically sound — a lot 'The system was easier to beat in my day, now SOMEONE ONCE sounder than his media-star personality at it is virtually impossible. All the top jobs go to those Dany rate. Although he would undoubtedly with academic qualifications from Oxbridge. In dispute that his radio/television persona is different Thatcher's Britain class barriers are more rigid and ASKED DEREK to his true self, when you meet him face to face difficult to break down than before.' either the hype is left Without exactly having JAMESON WHAT behind or he realises the Interview by a chip on his shoulder. need to be loud and Martin Ziegler Derek Jameson is certain- THE NEW PAPER brash is no longer ly concerned about his necessary. background. When HE WAS THEN For a start, where many media figures would Radio Four's 'Week Ending' described be hesitant to offer an opinion, the star of 'Do They him as the 'archetypal East End boy made bad' WORKING ON Mean Us' and Radio Two's breakfast slot happily and 'uncluttered with taste or talent' he sued for describes his political beliefs as being 'Royalist libel. He lost and it still obviously rankles — none THE DAILY STAR Anarchist'. of your nouveau riche here. 'A contradiction in terms if there ever was Everything considered, he is a man with a sense one,'he acknowledges. 'but although I'm anti- of humour. While editing the Daily Express let- WAS GOING TO authority and anti-establishment I reckon that ters, he received one from 'A proud mother who Prince Charles is the only one talking any sense recounted that. her children, aged 12, 9 and 7. BE LIKE. at the moment. He has compassion and concern were all born on the same day, September 15, for everything, be it North Sea seals or inner-city before sending it off to the composers he added "TITS, BUMS, slums. `Mind you, my husband and I only screw on Signing copies of your best-selling autobiography Christmas Day.' QPR AND ROLL at Austicks in Leeds is not the normal behaviour Do I mean Derek Jameson, BBC star and editor of your ordinary self-styled revolutionary. but then, extraordinary? I certainly do! as the cliche goes, Derek Jameson is not your or- ADVERTISEMENT YOUR OWN dinary man. Born illegitimate in Hackney, he started work at fourteen as a messenger boy for FAGS," HE Reuters. By 1983 he had been editor of four na- tional newspapers — all in the 'popular' section REPLIED. of the press. Did this ex-Communist, Labour sup- COLOUKS porter have second thoughts about working for one of Maggie's mouthpieces? Apparently not: BRITISH PREMIERE 'I've never compromised my beliefs — whether you are a Tory or a Labour supporter you run the • paper as professional. You do what the directors ..-..l '' want you to do. Only one paper — The Mirror — liril supports Labour, but I should say over half of all journalists are on the left. It would be infantile to suggest that editors and journalists can reflect the views they want to.' ,,., ..>, /-r,--- While he professes that he has no philosophy ' ____..,-. • -- of life, he says that he believes that the majorit of people are basically kind and good. 'Blessed James Barry, Her Story reit.. al R., by Jean Binnie are the meek is the only thing with any The outrageous life and adventures of Jane Barry, to me, and I try to base my image on that. whose incredible secret remained undiscovered until her death in 1865 . Whether he believes that he comes across as meek on 'Do They Mean Us' is certainly food for LEEDS lir 13 Oci – 5 Nov Box Office (0532) 442111 thought. In the flesh though, Jameson is quieter PL)YHOUSE and almost anxious to please, even self-effacing: After postulating that he 'Only records the foibles Student standby: and follies of this evil world, but doesn't comment Half price Monday to Thursday on them,' he grins self-consciously — 'I rather like from opm on the day that — could you read it back.?' (subject to availability, Whatever he says, Jameson is certainly Union card required) dissatisfied with Britain in the eighties. October 21 1988 Trash Magazine 9 . Frank Sidebottom (Left) appears at Leeds University Union on Wednesday 26th October. Bring your papier mache DEACONON THE BLUE GOON'there's still a grown-up head. LUU tonight singles market out there? Quite why this chirpy but Is it a load of cobblers? involved scots pop - Probably more than a designed with melody little of each. and affluent young Apart from the ob- customers in mind - vious and rather facile should suddenly become Prefab Sprout connec- so popular is not an easy tions, Deacon Blue are a question to answer. Steely Donnish sort of a Is it a reaction of some crew who one suspects STOP MAKING taken pole position. speak • sort against the strictures sat out most of the SENSE A straight recording of The soundtrack you'll eighties pausing only to David Byrne and crew know - it gets played to imposed on 'albums Odeon 3, 8pm Wed give a qualified nod to on their Speaking In death at every club stu- music' by the return of 26th Oct the great dinosaur Pro- the likes of ABC in their Tongues tour sounds like dent night - and the on- gressive Rock (Hello pre-metal (ie unsuc- If The Blues Brothers is a recipe for instant ly problem with this Simple Minds)? Is it a cessful) period. Much of the obligatory stude-flick matchsticks-in-eyelids cracking film is deciding game try at knocking their stuff makes one then Jonathan Demme's time. But Demme allows whether or not you together something a lit- believe, yes, that punk rivetting Talking Heads Byrne's skew-whiff sen- should clap at the end of tle less instantaneous on really did never happen. concert documentary is sibilities to speak for each song. It just feels 7 inch in the hope that Did it anyway? the one that should've themselves. And do they strange, doesn't it?

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Ming home sick? Already missing your goofy, pony- tailed younger sister? Well, worry no more. Open any Fnewspaper and the chances are she'll be glaring out of the page at you featured in one of the Government's latest advertising campaigns. The picture is of a school- adverts don't have to be girl's head, mounted on a balanced and represent plaque and accompanied by both sides of the argument. a headline proclaiming her This makes it all but im- status as an endangered possible for opposing views species. No. the Tory Lost year's NUS London demo. Is there any hope? to put their case credibly. aristocrats, fed up with The tone and style of the e available to all students up to government maximum. In- more to social factors than the system of finance as working shooting grouse haven't government adverts is such -est rates are fixed (generally lower than commercial rates) class families appear to display a resistance to borrowing for turned their attention on that they skirt controversy, set by each individual bank. The intention is to phase these educational purposes. Also, where a studentt fails to 'make the nations schoolchildren. putting issues across in a Instead a drop in the t as they are "too expensive. & act against the best interest the grades' for a particular semester of study, assistance is with- very matter-of-fact and com- students." up to government maximum. Interest rates are number of school-leavers mon sense manner. held until these are made up. This had led to concern about has led to a shortage of ed (generally lower than commercial rates) & set by each The prohibitive costs drop-out rates being higher because of the additional finan- young skilled workers, a means no group cold hope iividual bank. The intention is to phase these out as they cial costs incurred in re-sits. problem which the govern- to match the government's "too expensive. & act against the best interest of students.- ment is responding to campaigns. Things have FFICULTIES: Average graduation age Is 26 but employers USA through its Employment been made more difficult ?. seeking young workers. This is partly a consequence of STRUCTURE: This is amazingly complex. There is no one Training initiative. since the placing of tight Danish "dip-in, dip-out" system, (no time limits for course national scheme but many. Some are college-based, others The rights and wrongs of restrictions on the political mpletion), which permits wider student choice but is increas- are federally organised, and different criteria and means- the scheme have been ade- advertising of local quately discussed else- authorities. This action was ;ly used to gain periods of employment (to lessen debt testing frequently apply. Thus student aid consists of a where. What hasn't been a response to the PR suc• rden). There has been a noticable fall in health graduates, 'package', normally put together by the financial aid officers examined is that once again cess of the GLC's anti- e to the length of their courses (incurring higher debts) and at the student's institution. Tuition fees are frequently an in- the government are pour- abolition campaign. e decline in potential earnings. tegral, & sometimes a huge, component of such packages. The ing huge amounts of tax- The IBA bans all forms of 3 major schemes are the PELL GRANTS, the GUARANTEED payers money in to pro- non-government political WEDEN STUDENT LOAN (GSLP), & the COLLEGE WORK STUDY PRO- moting a scheme which is advertising from television. ERUCTURE: This system of 'study assistance' has no corn- GRAMMES. Traditionally though, student financial support is opposed by the TUC and Both Greenpeace and seen mainly as the responsibility of the family. large sections of the Op- Friends of the Earth have ercial involvement. It is calculated at 140% of the national position parties. had their adverts refused. sndard of living index and is broken down into grant & loan The GSLP is the largest programme, "Administered on an In 1986 the TUC used a top individual level by the lender who may be a commercial bank, The Government is now oportions. In 1965, this ratio was 25% grant; 75% loan. In one of the country's top advertising firm. Delaney 85 the ratio was 6.5%; 93.5%, CSV, the administrative body, a credit union, or a loan association." Loans are insured by advertising spenders, se- Fletcher Delaney, to make a als with both the grant & loan sections, and all students over the Federal government, which also subsidises the interest cond only to Unilever. In merles of anti-apartheid are eligible, and considered independent of their parents. rate. Other programmes are administered by the colleges 198 ti the adverts. These were denied a erest at a subsidised rate accrues from inception of the loan, although 90% of the funds are federal. Default rates are quite Government "Whereas Unilever high (10.3%-17.7%) and vary between the different schemes. will spend bet- promote their wash- TV showing, t repayments are deferred until 2 years after course corn- though they ween 188 - ing powder, the gover- !hon. Postponement are available where post-grad' income The long-term government aim is apparently to reduce the were seen ex- 100m on adver- nment attempts to Is below a certain level, and the maximum repayment time student aid available and redirect the remainder to the par- tensively in tising. Whereas soft-soap some of its 20 years. An average 4—year course incurs a debt of ap- ticularly needy. Unilever pro- cinemas more contentious ox S12000. The current default rate is lower than that on mote their was- around the DIFFICULTIES: The system is very confusing and ad- policies." country. rsonal commercial loans and repayment is viewed as a "civic ministratively very costly, especially the college-based hing powders, the govern- Even this ty." schemes. Students frequently do not know what they will route has now been closed 4s in the Danish system, a 'credit system' means that course ment attempts to soft-soap receive until they actually arrive, or may never discover their some of its more conten- to opposition groups. igths are longer than in Britain, allowing periods of employ- entitlements at all. The US Students Association claims there tious policies. Earlier this summer the Nit in between study. A high entrance age of 23 suggests has been little or no improvement in student finance since Much of the rise in adver- Cinematographic Editors at students may also be saving prior to study in order to 1976, and that increasing numbers of parents are failing to tising expenditure has been Association voted that their duce the debt burden, make up all or part of their contribution. Debths average up a result of the government's cinemas — which include the Odeon and Cannon FFICULTIES: In common with the Danish & Canadian to $31.000 for a medical course at a private college, $21000 huge privatisation pro- gramme. The privatisation chains — wouldn't show stems. the Swedish have seen a decline in lower-income in a public institution. Comparable figures for arts/sciences anymore polit• oups's participation in higher education. This is linked are $7350 & $ 6030. of British Gas marked the most expensive advertising ical adverts. Even groups campaign ever undertaken. like the RSPCA have been One of the most sue- denied screenings. cessful campaigns has been There is a role for public the PR exercise carried out health and safety adverts on behalf of British Nuclear such as the AIDS 'Don't Die use that feeling to offer a prof piece of his chewing gum to the it week's Stude displayed the Y! BROTHERS AND SISTERS Fuels inviting the public to of Ignorance' campaign. of his seperotion from the flow young blond sat in the said car. ries dogmatic and misguided JOE MCCREA come and visit Sellafields. However, expenditure on itself' I ask you — ore you real- This had me thinking, so, one obi() Of all things public in Yeh, and when the La This £6m campaign was these is dwarfed by the ty so desperate for reviews that sunny day, I set out in my car, estal dear fashion. bour Party comes to designed to allay the glossy privatisation you're torced to print such armed with fresh packet of gum. Robert rightly finds fault with power we'll all have public's post-Chernobyl campaigns. Upon reaching the first set of old-style nationalised in- lemonade and buns for pretentious drivel. fears. People are invited to Adverts to be wary of at lights, I noticed a car pull up 'stries, few people dispute tea too. Why do all Soc- Yours, visit Seilafield where they'll the moment are the cam- Andrew Blackman beside me with a rather attrac- ese problems; Robert's a rgu- ialists use Capitols and be bombarded with images paign to recruit nurses. tive lady in ant, which seems a blanket long words so much? Semlotically speaking of of the safety and cleanliness These imply that the So I leaned across to offer a rivate Good, Public Bad' is no You'd never catch me us- course, you seemed to of nuclear power. The suc- recruiting shortages in the piece of gun+, but imagine my ewer, however. What is need- ing long words. have ignored the ellision cess of this campaign has profession can be overcome surpriss when up popped the 1 is a new form of public of boundaries dividing resulted in Sellafield by showing how much more head of the captain of the local vnership, guaranteeing cc- LETTER OF THE WEEK signifier and signified, becoming one of the coun- exciting and responsible rugby league learn threatening untability social responsibili- Dear Sir, between form and con- try's top tourist attractions. life on the intensive care to punch me square on the nose. and employees' rights. Of all Just who the hell does this tent. Basically you just A new 5.5m visitor's centre ward is compared to your As you can imagine I didn't e parties, only the Labour 'Vee' think he/she is? This cretin didn't understand what 1 has just been opened to average office. Don't be stay around for iong So be toy has argued for this op- could quite easily fill 'Pseuds was talking about? welcome the visiting conned. The recruitment warned; this particular brand of m, with its proposals for social Corner' for months to come. My BRAIN ACHE. P1.4 multitudes. crisis has more to do with chewing gum could seriously Nnership. Robert would do own personal favourite was the Such advertising cam- inadequate resources, poor Dear Editor, damage your health. ell to consider this option. bit about Marc Almond wanting paigns are clearly designed pay and bad working condi- During the holidays I was for- Yours, Ralph Brainic% Come on Leeds Student, if 'to become MORE aware, no! to change people's attitudes tions. The Government is tunate enough to see the chew- permanent column and )u're going to put words int:, less. When he could have de- A and behaviour. A problem trying to pull the wool over od where one young a pint awaits you if you y mouth, make sure next time evolved until he BECAME the ing gum with this strategy in a our eyes. If you see Sid, tell come into the office. ey at least stand up to some emotion he was experiencing, man in his car reaches across to My democracy is that the him. lamination. he chose to recreate himself, to the neighbouring cur to offer a kind of guy...

Leeds Student 21 October 1988 7 Paddy Ashdown; DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE? Reprinted from last week's issue due to error

large crowd say Paddy [tilling his Party to 'constitutional fluence of class in voters' behaviour. possessed of a fairer system of Ashdown, newly elected reform, probably as substantial as He contends that, 'the interesting representation the SLD might well A leader of the Social and the Great Reform Act of 1832'. thing about Thatcher is that her ap- represent a potent political force. Liberal Democrats, deliver an im- Although, Ashdown is promoting a peal is actually cross-class. What in fact she has discovered is that we are Nevertheless, in the present day pressive speech in the university modern image, his politics clearly context, and given the existing have their roots in historical tradi- moving away from a coalition of Great Hall last Thursday. (6 Oct). In classes, to a coalition of ideas'. This electoral system, all of Ashdown's tion of radical liberalism. Yet his commitment cannot rescue the SLD it, he attacked both Thatcherism, commitment to the principles of development, coupled with the rise which he describes as 'an historical of a section of the population whose from the political cul-de-sac in which democracy can sometimes prove a it finds itself. aberration' and the Labour Party, double-edged sword. For example, concerns gravitate more around which he accuses of using 'a scan- when quizzed on the absence of def- quality of life rather than quantity of Despite repeated questioning, dalous distortion of democracy call- ence from the recent SID conference material possessions, is the key, he Ashdown remains reluctant to come ed the block vote'. Before his ap- agenda, he denied that this indicated believes, to the SLD's political clean on this point. He dismisses pearance at the meeting, Ashdown a relative unimportance of defence success. pre-election pacts as 'a grubby outlined to Leeds Student, his vision for the Party. Paddy Ashdown is a politician of share-out of seats which doesn't of the future both for his own Party However, when pushed further, he consummate ability and not a little work', yet admits that 'without and British politics in the 1990s. admitted that the reason for its charm, if a little prone to the odd tactical voting, I wouldn't be in Parliament'. This stand inevitably Ashdown does not see the S.L.D. as absence was that: 'Not one of our 640 gaffe, the classic during his speech constituences submitted a resolution to Leeds students being 'Personally, leaves him with only blind optimism a centre party, preferring to as a basis for his belief in the future, characterise it as 'a radical party, out on defence!' I'm delighted by the poll tax, (blush) His concern for democracy led him ... it's a time bomb that will do off as he implores potential supporters: to change the face of Britain substan- 'Vote for us, support us and we'll tially. in a way that is actually more into a scathing attack on his in the Tories face'. erstwhile allies in the SDP, of whom win. I'm not entering the election on radical than the other two parties'. Young, articulate and intelligent, any other basis'. He contends that its radicalism rests he said: 'They're the people who he is the archetypal face of modern on four pillars — environmentalism, couldn't really work together. liberalism. Those present in the Brave words, but in the present internationalism, the refurbishment They're the people who couldn't take Great Hall saw him deliver a perfbr- situation, given the SLD's chronic of democracy and investment in the the democratic wishes of their own mance which recalled the heritage of lack of seats from which to build, and future. Party'. past liberal orators, who challenged support which is dispersed amongst It is the refurbishment of Ashdown's confidence in the crowds with their radicalism and numerous constituencies throughout democracy that lies at the heart of future fortunes of his Party is based frankness. Oratory cannot. however, the country, Ashdown remains Ashdown's philosophy. He is com- on what he sees as a declining in- overcome reality. In a Britain whistling in the political wind. • • •. • • . • • • • • • • • •

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Orient eer) express BPSA bout begins

he first regional round B.P.S.A. takes place away of the British Poly- against Trent on November Ttechnic Students Assoc 2nd, and the last regional i.ition took place last Wed- match takes place against nesday. Leeds Poly were play- Sheffield at home. ing Huddersfield Poly at Leeds. Trent and Sheffield, various sports, with Hockey, according to the B.P.S.A. Soccer, Rugby Union squash, handbook, are the three Table Tennis, Volleyball. largest participants in the Basketball and Netball all be- competition, and all play in Log involved. the same league as Hud- The next round of the dersfield. one of the smallest. LPSU move on up eeds Poly Student and around the coN eehtre_ Union have moved up Now the students at Kitson L a gear in the manage- college. and those at the ment of their facilities. University can use the unit. As well as the sports hall, primarily for the use of mar- ire— which is staffed from 9.00 to fiat arts . 5.00 every weekday. the Small groups of people health and fitness suite is from outside the Poly will be now to he staffed from 4.30 trained by the instructors us- till 8.00 each night. ed by Poly students. and Po- The move has been pro- ly students will be able to mpted by the poor physical bring friends from other col- and recreational resources in leges to the classes. Play up, play up by 'Martin Potter when a latter course error also did exceptionally well on true American spirit by he first event of the and a Poly disco caused him the medium course. finishing well last, over half and play the game year proved very fruiful to lose vital minutes. Christine Shekelton finished an hour behind the nearest Tfor the orienteering The course was un- second in 40.41 mins. Neil competition. he Polytechnic depart- ball regularly, then contact club. deservedly won by Tom Manna and Andrew Nichols Andrew Beeson didn't feel ment football leagues the sports administration In the mist of Luddenden Somers Crocus in a time of came fourth and fifth respec- up to long run so ran the Thave now begun, and office at the Poly city Dean, near Halifax, the club 36.35 mins. Alan Powell was tively. The extreem hills and shortest course but still finish- look set to be as big a success site. took the first four places on only five seconds behind and rough terain took their toll on ed second in just under thir- as last year. STOP PRESS Last years the longest course. The long the new improved Malcom Paul Kim and Jo Steele who ty minutes. However, some teams still winners of the inter- awaited return of local hero. Erskine another minute finished a bit further down All the new talent shows require players for the department competition. The Martin Potter (calm down behind. the field. much promise but some peo- Wednesday afternoon fix- Architects, are now short of Marl, old son) was marred The newcomers to the club Nancy Fiscus showed her ple showed more than others. tures. If there are any Poly a goalkeeper. Any budding students who are free and Peter Shilton's can become New gym willing to play friendly foot involved by ringing 755781. delayed Late kick off

here have been hold ome of the university from clubs who have not vet tips and delays over the Inter-Mural leagues have received information about proposed new gym- been a little late starting t he leagues. please check at T S +Or nastics centre for the Poly- off. the sports office at the technic Becketts Park site. If there are any queries university. It will be decided whether to go ahead with the proposal at a meeting of the Policy and resources meeting of the city council next month. The new centre will be a Mad Fax II big improvement for the Po- ly. but there are fears that he new Polytechnic recognisable picture of Kos funds will be diverted to Shef- filolaxes have arrived Anderson. sports supremo at field, who are staging the Tat the students union the Poly. World Student Games in this week, Free to first years. Leeds Student says "Is this 1992. they contain an instantly man in bulbar

• NOT Leeds Student by Robin Perris and performance of the nugrant field was controlled and a Simon Rigg keeper prevented the score to a brilliant We) right foot drive curl- more embarrassing level. ed around the keeper's outstret- ISsusual. last one touch Liver- ched hand, and smacked the Leeds Student 1 Economics 6 poolseque game just did not back of the net with a resounding his was nol a game of Iwo seem to come together As they thump. halves, and the boys did say-the only way is up baby. kir Thank God that the LS team TMK do well. A disasterous me and !rum,. have managed to secure the soi- start to the new season, which The Stude's team captain was ing of Adam ligginbotharn must must surely leave the manage' largely to blame fur the heavy surely mean that the goal will be Harrisons position in some defeat. and his marshalling of the more secure in the future jepordy defence was largely a mix of had Well lads, we lost. but we can New signings are desparately judgement arid sheer laziness_ It say that four boys went into the needed, so much so that the is to he hoped that his continued arena, and four broken old men team were without a keeper un- captaincy will not result in such came out. Rigby was sure and in til a migrant was tumid to fill the embarrassing defeats again. The contra and the only one that position. The transfer market IS goal. when it came, was the came away with any real credit must have some new players to work of sheer genius. (No it was Ziegler. Petrie marshalled offer, and it li doesn't then a wing wasn't. Yes it bloody well was). the troops with natural assurance and a prayer may lust not be and came from the midfield and panache. Well done enough. general Rigg (if Rigg is a midfield Economics, the boys done well! Economics ran the LS defence general then my name is Lord Team: I unknown 2. Riggers ragged and only the excellent Lucanl. An interception in mid- 3 Ziggo 4. Perm 5 Sporto! Lit Leeds Student 21 October 1988 23

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After the explaining the lack of glorious successes of the ploited fully to score in points. last two seasons it was not the corner, ike Tyson's interview long before the Leeds Leeds moved up a gear, Nevertheless Hensley on Network 7 Ihis machine sparked into life with debutant Stott indust- cappleted a fine hat-trick Mweek seems to con- with Hensley shrugging rious at scrum half prov- in ►typically Ramboesque clusively prove that he is a off two tackles to thunder ing more than a handful style and at the final whis- nutter of the first degree, and over the line. for a tiring Edge Hill and tle skipper Connolly felt his wife seems to be a Once again the Leeds before half time Hensley that after some fine tuning moneygrabber. but very forwards showed an insat- had touched down under this Leeds team will once brave young lady. Anyone iable appetite for tackling. the posts and Luty had more be in pursuit of who can sit next to him and ferociously led by McCar- sped 70 yards sidestepp- trophies come the end of tell the world that her hus- thy and Davidson which ing majestically to seal the season but as band can be a "very volatile gradually forced errors Edge Hills fate with we all know, even a weeks character who is liable to let from a spirited Edge Hill. another score under the a long time in Rugby. fly at any moment" has got to have guts. Tyson's mood drifts from a quiet and caring cititen. to an aggresive and arrogant Stickin' out person, and this only helps to get him into trouble every time he leaves the house, His wife, meanwhile. comes over as a conniving woman, whose one aim in life is to gain half of Tyson's fortune in as well a publicis- ed divorce case as possible. by Nigel Oakley LUU lst game and they were in The image of this boxer climbing into a ring with XI 4 Sheffield Uni 1st XI 1 front by half time with Shakespearean actor Bruno eeds University goals from Dave Wooley is one guaranteed to bring have made a solid and John Watts. The third everyone's worst nightmares start to the new goal came curly in the L to life. football season and they second half from Andy convincingly beat a Clarke, who made the Bruno, the man of a thou- disorganised Sheffield most of the mistake by the sand yes Arry's comes over University side at Weet- Sheffield defence and as a nice, honest, witty and wood last Saturday to give he scored again later to very stupid man. them two wins from two make the score 4-1. Anyone who has every in- by C. Burr Leeds 13 Cheshire captain Wilmslow- which tends to suggest that tention of climbing into a Ashton 4 Lawson, the new first team. the men's Lacrosse team games, Leeds would have Leeds started well and scored more goals, ring with a maniac who can captained by England mid- will again be the most suc- knock down a fifteen fter remaining unde- had most of the early especially during the se- stone fielder Pickton Terbaville, cessful of all the university agressor in twenty seconds feated all last season possession but it was Shef- cond half, and their gelled with an uncanny teams. must have either a religious seemed impossi- field who took the lead finishing may have to maturity to gain an Special mentions must be belief in his own destiny, be ble that the men's lacrosse after half an hour. It was be better if they are undefeatable 9-2 first half made to newcomers Ivan very stupid or being paid a team could possibly im-, lead. from this point however to translate their early Guillet and England face-off large amount of money_ prove, but last Saturday Although the second half man Dominique Quiggley that Leeds dominated the form into UAU success. There is no evidence of saw what must be consid- saw a reduction in goal as well as last years captain Bruno being a religious ered as one of the best mouth pressure, the Leeds and goal keeper Brine zealot. and far be it for Leeds performances ever seen team maintained a Meshkitt. Friendly tribute Student to suggest that Bruno on Yorkshire soil. dominance that never look- Goalscorers: Terhaville 2, is doing if for the money, so Having lost seven first ed like being relinguished. Qiggley 3, (linnet 2, by Joe King hard-hats on_ the odds are that the cons- team players from last year. The Final score was a Duckworth 2, Swales 2, Alexei Jesoby showed tant pounding of . leather including top scorer and comfortable 13-4 victory Wood 2. he king's of talent what a grooveron against bone(head) have had the advantage manoeuver can do, linking finally caught up with him. well to inspire the fourty Fifth T of playing the Still, Bruno and Tyson is minute goal. With the vigour higher league [earn on the most on/off fight since fixtures: their home pitch. Leeds and bounce of a thorough- bred, he hammered the people began Io become ag- FOOTBALL (home) WOMEN'S LACROSSE were keen to win this leather home like a vicarious gressive, and revelations Wednesday 26 October Lai WOMEN'S HOCKEY Saturday 22nd October LUU friendly as a tribute to Kerly. Then the game about Tyson look set to give 1st, 2nd and 3rds v ''ork v Hull (home) Mike Brooks. quickened in one quantum him an image he does not (away). Saturday 22 October LUU lst's v Adel (away) LUU 2nd's NETBALL Nobody mastered the first leap with Leeds of having seek. v Adel (home) Saturday 22nd October IA Ill half, play was scrappy and lime to reflect on the defen- MEN'S HOCKEY The money he sought has Wednesday 26 October LUU 1st and 2nd's v Bradford both sides had only snippets sive errors which led to tin' Saturday 22 October LULI now been given to him, mak- lst's and 2nd's v York (away) Mandela Stars (home) of constructive posession. two Rotherham goals. lst's v Scarborough (away) Wednesday 26 October LU The player/ Stoat, commenting ing him one of the richest LUU 2nd's v Brigg MEN'S LACROSSE 1st and 2nd's v York (away) manager, Stoat, bad some philosophically on the defeat. sportsmen in America. What Wednesday 26 October alit Saturday 22nd October LUU RUGBY UNION stern half-time words for the said "if you make winning it has done to his mind is a 1st, 2nd and 3rd's v York v Heaton Mersey Guild Wednesday 26 October Llit/ team and Leeds emerged your God, it becomes your different matter. Know what (away) LUU 4th's v York (home) 1st and 2nd's v York (away) from the trenches with their I mean.! 24 Leeds Student 21 October 1988