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By Michael FIaDigaB have to first evaluate the problems otherwise . have been able to of the' various colleges through qualify for college study, a chance. .' '- meetings with their respective to do so. "One. should not be Joseph S. Murphy, ChanceHor presidents, His guiding principle, .deceived by sni'Jp1iStic statements. . . of the' City University of New ." in these discussions, he sa:i~~'is about complex Situations,i, ..•: :: .' York {CUNY), stated that free that, "this has been and always' said. "I am not even sure what tuition: should be a matter of right will be a people's university." making i~ means,' ~j;People and not one of privilege.' have responsibility for I The Chancellor also saw the in- At a press conference held at the use ofother people's money," flux of more middle class students , . the CUNY building at East 80th Murphy said ashe addressed the into CUNY as a result of increas- Street on Wednesday, September issue of college presidents" super-' ed tuition at private institutions, 15, Murphy'further declared th~!vision of Student Activity Fees. . as a good thing. Itmeans new .. "this university has· a special "There should be a shared respon- blood, new energy and new en- obligation to train students.for sibility of fees," be continued, tbusiasm, he said~addingthat the jobs in th~ city." "these fees .represent the product UIJiversity has akvays-dlaDged4o MUrphy described his ascent to ofthe students' work; their lives.' meet new demands ofthisnature, the chanceftors'hip ·as an UStandards are a function of uThe people 'in thfs city are be- £'honorable thing;" and a big Part the economy, and quality is a ing attacked," said M1UPhY~com- of his life, The importance of the . "I" .UUr1"\hv ~ . +l...... • fun~Ql).. ~( ..fagJ....~:t ~. _.....~oIQW~_••~ ~~lJg'911...t...IAecQ~am job. he went on, !saCcentuat~bY said, in refuting' 'suggestions' that of President Reagan'sadministra- .the. extent to.which CUNY has . there has been a. dilution of the tion. More is being taken from the ~.~_. ~~::._-_._~.!}!!Lty- ~f_~~u~!~,~n~n_~~ 9lNX,_.~i.d'...\;k=--.:~~. '~d" -",.~' ~. .-~~.' ~~""':~;... '~'~"~""';::_-:':--.~:-~.. .. _.,.tMv.i-~, ~:'" -~_ -... ~~r""r;"_, ~?-' •• ,::-~~ <'" '. '-, '-"-.. -' • '" " -" ~ '. .r:,"'.~:;:.'= -;=..."''''"",,~~'.-., :... ~.~-",.",._ .. _. ,....~-'~""---"l';'>"-"-"""'~t!"~~~'&'_-"~~"'i~;;'''_'''~~''''''~~',,:. --,.. .., .... "-",-:;:'-:U;;i:- '";.=-.;;'.,: c: ;, ....:,,, ':. ' :-.. .. ' .. ~ . - f~':-~.,,_:t:::::I ~:;-:~~-:';~';DL~;;ii'~'::4tt',_~. -- ..." _. ,-~; .:~~~'? .,.." ., ._ .•. ~~~~~~~''"~,.,;"-" .... ,~,~."~7: . ~ - .. S't".' c1I": __ '" ': z.;,-",,: • ". -., " uuen'u,r·ac~':.'.c, ,',. . .. '~J~,.'~~t~~ _, _: " 'c. ...ij'~7±~ Regi8~Cites Failure ~o U~ ·M~~in Registnition_.1Iam prc)Wenl

...... -. c ; ...... ,.,. registration days/people tried' to found was. ibe,alJsenee of depart- . ,.;. By BiD· Dudleyr ...... , get into the classes they couldn't ment chairpersaos needed to ob- before." Those students who tain "permission slips to enter a Despite a longer period for stu­ wer-e eligible for early. mail regis- closed course. ·6ManystUdents dents to register in, the' latest .trarion iRc.iuded graduate students' got stuck sitting.in;that room so opinions on "Fall ;82 registration and seniors. Of the approximate- long that by the. time they were is thatit is one of the worst in Iy 4900 students who fit into this t~I~ ~hey needed permission years. "The situation has 'been cat egory "Only 3000 actually reg- sl~. It was after S p.m. and the absolutely unbelievable. YO said istered early. McCarthy also 'department heads had already director of the Student Center stated that this year's registra- .gone home;" said Carl Aylman. I .Cart Aylman. 4- A lot of students, tion 'was only two days "longer McCarthy agreed that this w!1s a particularly these involved with than last year's. problem and although he has no late registration, were given a However, all is not dismal. A(:· control over r department chair- rough time;" cording to McCarthy the use of persons. be said he would bring Many students concurred. paid students to help out at regis- . it to- their attention. . ··This whole situation is amaz­ tration proved .to be worthwhile. One idea that has been sUB- ing." said one student, uthe line Previously, students volunteered gested toaUeviate the situation is goes on for what looks Iike a hun­ for 'tbe •£runner" . jobs;' the .the installation of a computer. Up dred yards.,. The student was· re­ people who take the cards. tobact until now most work on registra­ ferring to 'the extremely long. rooms at registration. At one' tion has been done manually. snake-like line that took shape time as many .as 600 pupils would McCarthy claims. however. that. during,late registration. The line volunteer. "But that meant that the up-front costs of a computer circled around the- entire first each group had to be trained and would be t~mendous. However. floor of tile 24th. street bu.iJding; th~t got slow and costly," said the Federal Government has just / MCCartby. ThiS year a group of giv~;Baruch a grant- t() update' Registrar ·Thomas.McCarthy 2S students were paid the mini-theirromputers and Hunter· Col-' . blames much of the problem on mum w~ge. but worked 12 hom:s lege is.ready to ilJstaJl a system tIJe:-·smdents themselves. UOnIy each dayduriDg the entire length under which stucientscould·.waIt ' 6Oe,.. of tbose students eJigibl~ of registration.. '~The situa~ up toa terminaJ·C)peI'atol" aDd See for early mail.~D. registration " was greatly belped~" said McCar~ .bida of.the classes they want-is' :; actually took advantage oftllethy.Ujust 'assfudeats'\yere'fae- ...or~'Asfornex(term.1 .... situation.·· . said McCarthy~ He' iog Closed. cOurses•. 0Itt wGl'ierS' ~ $aid that· although. the .- '~':'" Coatinued. uThis ted to- an over- - had 'been aroilDd Iong ...... _ ~~ 25, •.•Ie break-~Ddasses1 ! ~ of-studeDts register- kaowt1ie'oPeladon aDd (0411. ~ we IJ·rarii&Uttaet.for.'Practical\. . _, .·S '. iiIg ~ ~ .~~.~ Dew studeDts J!MJda1JeUer; '. ~e.!l. lie wflJcl~.etosee~' . ,·l ..'!". ~~ ~ ~ jp a lot of . Ou,eProble...tItat ..~ sta- .--;;!·jle~~oD,F~·to'faftJer' .1 . t .... " ... ~. ·L<·dised~""~~~.;,,: deDtS~·.iiICI8~i"'.'dIis-~~"~:'(·~~''''lrC*nw~' ..r',:· ":< "f~l .- , '. :. '1 ./ ...... f ~'::.~:·~,~iJ ...... ''J "~":, . "'t.,."" ',."" '. :" • .#. '.• .:::", _. · ~.~ - .. _- ;.~. ..

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The.manY $~~ta1 rate income tax expressed- by Mr. entities in this country are openi,ng been estimaed that less than half ofthe enteringfreshmen will receive their,degrees from .iDs~.·.·..· .Schwartz in your issue, dated positiOns sucho'. as' ..... 0,_•..r »: 0 Baruch (see story on p. 5). ,_ .-<. sePtember -:13tb~ . . g'eneral, and e~nan~ing' ,·.thestaff:..0'_ .... s It is nice to note that it is probably not Baruch College ~Ifthat is causing students to 0' o~ I belleve that most.flat-rate in- of their' auditors '-,. and' cOIrip- leave, as only small numbers relocate to other CUNY,oF:non·CUNY schools. There-are, of ­ come tax proposals would exempt · d trollers. There would be some pro- course, many reasons for leaving college before "o~t8iDing one's degreec with one of the thefi irstSIO ,000 0 f Income, an blems in this areahowever, there most obvious reasons being financial. Even with.aid,"many students find college costs too skim it fixed percentage of income are mitigating factors that would high, and.opt to enter the job market without a' degree. . over thethreshold amount. There ~=. ~he Another obvious reason' for student resignatonis said.to be the poor college preparation is an already existing burden on severity of such.pro- received before entering, and the subsequentadmission of underqualified students..While the working. poor and middle- class, inasmuch as the seemingly 'To the fourth objection there is . new CUNY Chancellor Joseph S. Murphy feels the'remedial programs at CUNY schools exorbitant rates of 70070 in the an easy response. The tax-exempt give more students a chance to obtain a degree, perhaps we are relying too 'heavily on highest brackets are better status- of municipal bonds is not such programs and, as a result, are admitting students who are really unprepared for the described as fictitious under the statutorily mandated, This status workload they-must contend with. While it may be desirable to give as many students as current system. is in the Internal Revenue Code possible the opportunity to attend college, it may notbe..-the wisest move. To the second objection by because of a long line ofcases in ' The fact that other colleges have experienced comparable rates ofattrition is by no means M[. Schwartz J would state constitutional law relative to inter- reassuring, although it is nice to know that we are not in this alone. ,,- that the period of the greatest governmental tax immunity, star- philanthropy was -when there was ting with Collector -vs. Day. Is the attrition rate -the result of a failure, on the university's part, to recognize and .. no deduction for charitable works My response to the fifth objec- 'satisfy student needs, the result of allowing underqualified students .to enroll and then and contributions. tion is the same as the response to failing to give them the guidance they require, or the result of the high cost of higher To the third objection, I would the second objection. education? This is not the only question which must be answered, and, while research-may state that the impact would notbe The flat-rate income tax will prove costly and time consuming, it is also verynecessary. as horrendous as Mr. Schwartz havequite a few beneficial effects. When 'Baruch can brag thatit graduates a higher percentage of students than any other would have us believe, The Simplicity and fairness are just a CUNY school, we will truly have the reason to congratulate ourselves for a job well done. tax lawyers can still use their few of the benefits 'from' a status as members of the bar for reasonable rate of taxation on all, their own profit in other ways or most- income. While I. am em- than tax consulting. There would phatically opposed to a "Share- In Defense of LiberalArts be turmoil and difficulty for the-Wealth"crusadelikethat pro- some. However, while I don't posed by, Huey Long, I believe If money is the root of all evil, the reduction of education to-an exercise in practical want to sound cavalier, the tax that all citizens havearespon­ .knowledge is the root of all ignorance. lawyers are, as a group, in-sibility to shoulder a reasonable Most students come to Baruch to learn a trade-or, rather; the trade of trades: the telligent, and have some skills that amount of the burden of main­ business of business is their field of study. They are not interested in the progress of the' would vbe attractive in· the job . raining a govemment.. i.!tcluding human'spiritasitis'expressed in the·history ofpoIitics,°literatureor'pbilosop,by-~Theyarenot marlcet~ m-additioJtt1!Dd~ap- , --tbose -'who~',are-ffie-mOSf""'ot -.,, curious.. Foreign languages, as far as they're concerned, should go back where they came plies also to accountants, 'there is' beneflciiries--oc··tit;----:cti';:i·a: from. Such students want classes in subjects of immediate relevance to the market place. one -segment-of government ser- system. They want, in short, to learn how to make money. vice that is a growth industry that There is littJe in the pervading social atmosphere to convince an entering freshman that there is more value to human endeavor than can be bought and sold. Art and thought are ,Catholic Defends cheap in the United States of America. Our tradition of patronage and recognition of artists or philosphers is short and undistinguished. Beyond lip service (and the present administra­ tion begrudges us even that), there is little notice of their achievements and little or no en­ 'Agnes ofGod' couragement to the next generation to join their ranks. Dear Ms. Blackwell, There was one other point that In such a society, it is not surprising that many Baruch students confuse their string of It was with extreme sadness I was surprised you did not pick business courses with an education. Keeping their nose to the profiwble grindstone, they that I read your review of John up from the' play. Pelmeier's n~ may never discover that there are ways of thinking (philosophy) that strengthen one's ability Pielmeiers Apes of God in the tion that atheists are atheists due to evaluate one's experience. That there are ways of remembering ·(l.iterature) that clarify latest issue of The TIcker. to guilt feelings of knowing that 9P one's sense of the ironic and the tragic in daily life. That there are ways of remaking (art) ] will not bother arguing over they can never live to the that enrich the beauty of and reveal the patterns inherent in the visual world. the theatrics (the mechanics) of moral expectations of the higher-. society~f The aptitudes cultivated via these disciplines have an intrinsic worth for the student as the piece. for that is clearly one's ups in religious which a mother superior would most human being; they have little to offer the student-as-satesman, -as-buyer, number, -as­ own opinion. Plummer's perfor-· -as definitely be a leader.' Remember bread- winner. The value of the liberal arts disciplines is precisely that they controvert the in­ mance seemed anything butsim-: pie and Mother Miriam Ruth was how Dr. Livingstone describes sidious trend toward specialization and dehumanization. Philosophy, literature and art sup­ the guilt shefeltfrom her_ mother. port, nourish and encourage people in their development into human beings. a bit sharper mentally" than the "meddling old fool" you referred how Mother Miriam RutfJ re­ to her as. It is just this type of mind-s Livingstoneofher own attitude that compels me to- de­ mother, and how. finally, when ·it fend Agnes. is discovered whokilled the baby. Livingstone falls to her knees in You mention in your review tears while Mother Miriam tow- that Agnes was seduced by a ers over her denouncing' her lack field hand. This is wrong. At of faith. While one may disagree play's end we still don't know with such a statement, you muSt whether a real man impregnated admit that it is a strong statement Agnes or if it was a case. far- to make and one should respect s.u'0acdBeII0 fetched as itmay seem, of Im- Pielmeier for it. Editor-in-ehief maculate Conception. Anyone Personal ideals aside. Ms.' unfamiliar with Church doctrine Blackwell, youmust give Piel~ . MIdaIeI Flulaa ErI. Bl8ck.-eU Associate Editor Arts Editor would refuse to believe this no- meier credit for delving into an tion and cast itaside as nonsense, area that'is modem~day '°titboo: Photopapby Staff: Grepy GIoftr, Haberi Henudez. Fmak B.B. "adJa•.lee SpaPe"O. However. one who attended a Religion. Inthese days when' the , Catholic grammar school where drama offered in movies-Or Staff Writers: Dtu8ia. JIeaIey. Vera 1IIIdt. KeriIIe OllIIa. _ o.ae" ...... FIiH_-, WeIIIIy Gertler..... GaIdeII~ .... -this dogma was pounded into legitimate theatre ,is bland, com- Hoelaller&. Steft KaIdoII...... " ..... Roltert G. LaneII. Debra ~.DawaRodltpez.·PaIeII s.IdI, . one's head every day for eight mercia! and timid. I 'foun~' it ex- TIle TIeker Is ...... ,bI weekly, ..M.....,..., tile ...... of ...... Oflea'. AI CGIMMI...... M .,...... ~. years can conceive ofit. (I am not tremely refreshing __that 'one Ad*eII to: 'Be TIcker. Box 317•.127 FAd n Street. New Yoril. N~Y, 11811. T*"" N...-r: '725-76»1'7622. alone in this ana·lysis. If you playwright was willing to. t8k~ a ctleck the maj01' critics· reviewS. strong .stand, and I .hope. we,.see Nat De".: FrIday. Oct..1. they also .noted that"the mystery more of him. _w~~.~rsol\'ed.) .. ',.> .-'- ". ,It~.~ ,. ~ •• ' 0 • • r __ - ~ • - - .•••.••'_ •. ~ ~ ~ ~ ,::.~_:~~ :~~._ ._~ .:...~ :.~~.~:.:.:.: ~ .-~.".,:,._ ~ ~ ~ :.~ ~' ~." _.~ "_."~ .:':~ ~.~ '_,-.~-# ~ "~".-:~~;'::';';'~;>" ...... : _- _'. -_:: :_4 •.•• - w ... .. _ ._... __ .... _•.• .. .: ...... -' ...... -. .. .. ---- .. ... - - - -:~ ~-.- .. '.' .' w" . -'.' '. • __ ~:~:... .: ~.~:~ :..~.:;t~.:>_ . " ::?Wi .~ .

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Too often are duct, stressing how the product muTate an informed opinion on sponding compassionate photos we hearing about the shoddy and satisfies those needs. anyone of the major issues of Yasser Arafat holding cuddly perfunctory performances of con­ Product differentiation was tittle babies in his arms-e-Arafat, steeped in our existence today! gressmen (or senators) who usually emphasized in advertising At the federal level: current the "veritable messiah." promised rose gardens to their during the 1960's and 70's, stress­ Labor Secretary Raymond Dono­ Then along comes Andrew constituenices, only to compro­ ing why this particular product Stein. Manhattan Borough Presi­ mise their representative capaci­ van is accused of complicity with was essential to you. Today, dent. with startling revelations of ty with the pursuit of selfish the .mob, He is subjected to a however, while most television what the "real deal" was. On his thorough investigation by a spe­ and print advertisements do cial body convened for this pur­ everything a socially responsible pose. At the height of the inves­ ad should do, problems still exist. For beginners, America is better tigation. two witnesses due to Too often are we hearing about the shoddy and testify in tile proceedings are co­ educated than ever before. Why, incidentally shot to death before perfunctory' performances ofpoliticians who pro­ then, are ads geared towards im­ giving their testimony. mised rose gardens only to compromise their beciles and morons? Donovan is subsequently exon­ representative capacity: with' the pursuit of selfish Take the latest television spot erated of all allegations leveled that Exxon has on the air. A against him and the world turns projects. voice-over announces that Exxon on, hardly skipping a beat in its unleaded regular can help you perpetual revolutions around the alleviate problems that may be sun. An informed judgment as to return from Lebanon. in the projects. caused by your (keyword). his guilt or innocence is suspend­ midst of the strife, he spoke of Because of the preclusion of .88S0line, while a huge siberian ed by the average man. Insuffi­ gross atrocities perpetrated by apathy as a viable answer in to­ tiger leaps across the screen. The ad ends byshowing first an Exxon cient information was adduced, the Palestinians against the Leba­ day's tight economy, it is requi­ unleaded regular pump and then we tell ourselves, and go about nese and of the intensive abuse site. therefore, that we expend Exxon unleaded premium our business. of their military power against more, time in grappling with an pump. At the international level, on them. Which way do we go? issues (both domestically and the crisis in the Middle East-the Stein's report completely under­ internationally) that seem to af­ Also, a point is made to show undeclared war between Israel mined the insidious view (i.e., fect us only peripherally. the 87 octane sticker, the rating common to all unleaded regular gasolines. Why, then, are we to be thrilled by this announcement? THE INTERNA.TIONAL OBSERVER:' The fact is, we are probably not. Gas is Gas. And Exxon is no dif­ ferent from any other brand. Friendly Natives and Pleasant Tours; Commercials for pain relievers also seem to' ignore the A Haruehian in Puerto Rico, Part TW'o Conrinued plore Puerto Rico, inch by inch. stricted to the coastal line only. By Erick Alexander I VIEWPOINTS: from page 2 After a day driving the roads of Our friend J eannete, Baruchian.. . Puerto Rico. and rewarding our­ and native, invited us to her fam------....1 After twenty minutes ofdriving selves with a wonderful plunge in i1y property. It was an enjoyable under the blazing sun with a tem­ experience to picnic near the Student Cites Reasons' 0 the ocean, we met at the hotel perature of 90 , the mini-buses and decided to explore the night river running through the proper­ finaIly arrived at our destination, life of San Juan. ty and to slide down the rocks. the hotel. Needless to say, the Ba­ To Upgrade Graduation The following day we became \. ruchians started their flying show San Juan is a town much like one have taught her to pronounce mountain climbers, as we took on To Ticker: all over again. New York with tall, modern struc­ 16 sea guII" correctly (rather than the highest hill of Puerto Rico. You had a letter to the Editor Carlos Munoz, one of the orga­ tures. heavy traffic, and pedestri­ in the last issue entitled •'Gradu­ the way the College president ans. Old San Juan, with its nar­ From there we could see the coast­ nizers, aided by Francisco Ren­ line of St. Thomas. ate is Embarrassed at Junes.Ex­ pronounces his name)? And don. president of the Spanish row streets, resembled Green­ ercise." Here's another graduate couldn't someone have told her Club, started the cumbersome wich Village. The cleanliness of As the day- of return came who was embarrassed by last to pronounce the exalted name of task of allocating rooms to the the streets, as compared to the closer, it was time to shop for June's graduation, but for differ­ Jonathan Livingston Seagull with Baruchians. This process was im­ Big Apple, produces sheer amaze­ souvenirs. We poured into Old ent reasons. just a little less reverence and " peded by some students' last ment. The natives, both young San Juan and divided our time What embarrassed me was not awe? 1 minute changes in roommate and old, were courteous and between shopping and visiting so much the behavior of the audi­ Among the other things that choices. helpful. historic sites such as £1 Moro ence. but what caused their "in­ led to restlessness in the audi­ .', Some of the Baruchians decid­ Our impression of the people and San Cristobal. fantile behavior" (as the writer ence were: (1) Overly long, most­ ed to stay at the hotel and catch ly uninteresting speeches. (2) A . ~. stayed the same throughout the That evening we agreed to of the letter put it). up on the dreaming aspect of our Worst ofall was the .,infantile" pretentious, too-theatrical voice island. To make maximum use of have a beach party. We drove to lives. Later on that day, we were valedictory speech. A speech that used by the master of.ceremo­ our limited time, every day our the beach, we' set up' a fire, " greeted by a small tropical show­ nies. (3) A silly ritual at the end ,. plan consisted of spending time turned on the music, mixed the went on and on about the virtues er. A tropical shower consists of in which each dean walked up at a different beach and then Bacardi, bathed with beers and of Jonathan Livingston Seagull rain falling while the sun is blaz­ . -- and asked the President to confer driving back to San Juan to enjoy made a delicious meal for the might haye beerrappropriate for degrees, the President going . "i. ing. the night life. Therefore, we had mosquitoes. On our way back, we .' a junior high school audience. through a repetitious formula in The followng morning deci­ opportunity to visit the whole ended up. in a car accident: the but.exhorting college graduates response, sions were made to rent cars. island coast to coast. policemen were everywhere.... to seek inspiration from the noble Before long we were ready to ex- Our exploration was not re- and the details will be in part III. Jonathan Livingston Seagull was The audience would behave what was really embarrassing. better if the ceremonies were Doesn't anyone pre-read gradua­ better. A graduation -can be dig­ tion addresses? And even if the nified without being pompous valedictorian had to urge us to and ritualistic. follow Jonathan Livingston Sea­ Fred Willin gull as a- model, couldn't some- September 17, 1982

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, . rector of Campus Planning. Sev-·' currently being prepared for-·oc- ,cious;"Said-Dr.· ArJineJulius, eraf-other departIitents,.:w~rea1so·~~:'- CDpitlcy- by -the PsyCilolOgy' <{O-. q!tair-p~,~soD' of the Educarion iDvolV:~~ in .summer relOCatiOn . partment, The schedUled time for _. department, All secretarial and . . ,9'ping laboratories in the depart­ Stude by -.-..ea•••'_111t~ staff.·' ·ment __ have. been. moved from the 17th· flOor· of 315 PAS to the 16th Floor of 22S PAS. Auditorium and' work luis- also Lexington Avenue (23rd Street>. .'. .. , been; .carried OQt from' the fourth: building 'by- mid-Ncivember. with •. ~~.We-re happy 10 be able to, floor down. Renovation under yet the aim of expandi~g the present contnbute tomeeting the dead-'. another-phase. is cUttently~linder- facilities. ~', . line'for'readyiDgthose rooms -for way in the 24th Street buildi'ng.·· Professor Mlkulsky also for- ;,-,:.claS'5e~;~~ said ,Supervisor of· ... The-Offic~;ofthe-Dean Of Stu- 'sees ur~"pro\remeDt in the verti- Mainte~nc.e' Leon Lopez. dents ,Is scbeduled::to' be- jDoved·· . cal traffic in 36~PASland,26th ProR;SSOr' MituIsky was appre- to. the 24th Street building in the ·Street::· 'because- of the removal .ci.ative of ~e'-'work done! by the Spring .of'1983.:It will occupy ofthe- Mathematics"departmeot: maintenance staff, citing their space that pr~eDtly houses the The new lobby.,-and tile eleva- contributionsdn helping to meet. administrative, offices. These 'of- tors :a"l 18th Street wiD not be is reloeati()n'deadlines. uWe just fi~are-slated,f6r -reh>eatioiJ"bi .use.

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... 7Je,.. .,... L ,.~d 'SOci~ty ",in,.. stN-ies Sigma Alpha MuFrat .....tJ,.e,. Prepares for .NAKE/) cAN/PUS.1 Co~petition ­ Is .Back on Campus ~!leeruiting Sigma Alpha Mu Fraternity is mention, - Now back at Baruchwhere it belongs. In addition. there are promi­ 8.t tAe,_'t" -- Sigma Alfha Mu is a: national nent Sammies in all walks of-life, " tdl -tJuiMS'./",e5. The Baruch College Advertis- fraternity which began in .19Q9, Including sports, business, gov­ ing Society is accepting applica­ right here in the CUNY system. ernment and the world of enter­ - tiODS for manyipositions. .involved Since then. it has expanded to in­ tainment. To drop some names, in the annual National Student cl ude many college and univer­ former Sammies include comedi­ .. _Advertising Competition of the sities throughout the United an Arte Johnson,. former N~A American Advertising Federa­ States and~ada. Sammies (as all-star Dave Bing, Happy Days tion. . we call ourselves) are good-time star Donny Most (Ralph Malph), people who know how to have Students ofvaried interests are Paul Michael Glaser of Starsky fun. and Hutch fame (be's Starsky), THE TICJt:ER encouraged to participate. Partie­ ularly needed are cartoonists, During the-very short summer. former NFL tight-end John one of OUT events was a .day at NEEDS composers of music. singers•.in­ Mackey and U.S. Representative sr",D£N~- strumentalists, market research­ Great Adventure. We all buzzed Thomas J. Downey of New York. ' down the. Jersey "Turnpike for a ers. writers. and many others. [ could go on and on, but I think day and nightof fun and adven­ r MlHeJ wA,ttr Anyone interested in working on you get -the idea. the competition should either ture. Also. some of our members r» WRlrc! went. one weekend. to the Uni­ ~AMfraternity is not just a come toa regularly scheduled' . four-year fraternity; it is a Iife­ meeting - in the 26th Street versity of Pennsylvania in Phila­ delphia (0 see some of our fellow . time involvement in Sammy tra­ building, room 826, an Thursday If.~AM Newc .(during club hours), or call the Ad Sammies, They celebrated with a dition. is your type of Society at Baruch extension 7294. huge ,bash that rocked until the fraternity, then check us out; Spwts wee hours of the morning. we're always looking for people .n. .i:u~t!.S It is not necessary that,..partici­ Thafs~AM is all about; mak­ who fit the mold of a Sammy. pants be Advertising or Market- ing friends, not acquaintances. It Our posters are everywhere, with . ing majors. Only an avid interest means m~king things happen in information about what we're do­ in the particular area volunteered the school and community that ing. Better yet. come down to for and a willingness to work for can make a difference. It is also one of our meetings. I hope to be a national championship are our little sister program and seeing you there.... because Uncle required. other .things too numerous to Sammy Wants You.

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M()St of . '. - the company's difficulties on its the performances are flippant. 16.Why was Radar di~harged? general director, Beverly Sills. Baron Popoff (1ack Harrold) 17.What is the name of Colonel but. rising production costs, 'labor clowns around in a dance number. ­ Potter's favoritemovie? disputes, poor productions. and while his wife Natalie sneaks off ·18.What is_a five-letter Yiddush the drastic cuts in the arts have to meet her lover. The orchestra word for bedbug? all added to the company's prob­ .was so loud that the performers' , .. 19.From the sameepisode as ques­ iems. If subscription orders and voices could not be heard. ~_ tlon #18, what did Klinger eat attendance don't increase this On the other hand. Hamlet was :. that made him sick? year, there is a chance NYCO invigorating. Hamlet is a great 'lO:What was the, name of Radar's will shut down. play. not a great opera. but the -. mouse in, the'mouse' race? For ove r forty years. NYCO performances in this production '.21.What 'did the M.A.S.H. staff has been an integral part of New are excellent; Sherrill Milnes, in do when uS O'clock Charlie" . York's culture. Since opening its tile title role is so convincing, we came around everyday? doors in February. 1944. with a sympathize•. we are as perplexed 22.In the "Dear Sigmund" performance of. Tosca, the com­ as he and believe in Hamlet's episode, what did Frank make pany' has grown to become the motives. Milnes managed to sing and what did B.J. 'fill it up second-largest opera company in To be OT not to be as convincingly with? the country. Miss Sills is trying as if spoken. 23.What did Trapper John almost to get NYCO declared a National The surprise of the evening is _ ,get discharged for? Opera Company. Ashley Putnam's Ophelia.' Ms. 24.What was the name of the This year will decide NYCO's Putnam•s voice is vulnerable, yet mystery novel that had the last future. The fall season opened strong. Chameleon-like," she- has page ripped out? with The Meny Widow and Ham­ the ability to play the sweet, lov­ 25.Wbat was the name of the let. Both operas were favorably' ing Ophelia, who slowly loses delicatessen Hawkeye loved to received by audience and critics control of her lover and her mind. eat at as a medical student? (Hamlet has sold out). but nei­ Her Ophelia is awesome> Robert TV·TRIVIA 26.WI1at is the name of the town ther production is on par with Hale and Rose Marie Freni , as in which the 4077 is located? past NYCO performances. King Claudius and Queen Ger­ for basic training? 27.Name the man who Radar By David Rotbenberg, always talk-s to on the radio? The Merry Widow (1905) is a trude, are also first-rate. 3.What was the name of theof-" 28.Name the home town and state light Q{'era by Franz Lehar. The Both The Merry Widow and Edited by Brian Hocbberg fleer that Hawkeye made up? of the' following characters:' story concerns the Widow Sonia Hamlet were performed in Eng­ and PbDlip Koenig _4.What",was the name of that fic­ a.Lt, Col. Henry Blake (Elizabeth Hynes), the wealthiest lish. The new fall television season tional officer's fictional woman in Marsovia. "The Wid­ NYCO will have to come up ,'haspromised us many things, but, replacement? '. b.Maior Frank Burns Charles Emerson ow is beautiful,•• says Baron Pop­ with quality productions tosur­ the one thing we know for certain S.What is Hawkeye's full name"? c.Major off...She has $20 million." Baron vive, Still. it is up to us. the audi­ is that the award-winning hit 6.What is Colonel Blake's wife's. Winchester '-. series M*A*8*H will come to an d.Captain B. F. Pierce Popoff's task is to make sure the ence, to support our opera and name?. .- ~.. - ...... e~caPtaiii-B. J. Hunnicut Widow marries a Marsovian so make OUT voices heardv I there­ end' after n seasons' of being OQ 7.Whete does the name Hawkeye f'.Sgt, .' that her fortune remains in the fore urge everyone to experience prime time television. come from? ZaIe g.CpI. O~Reilly country. The baron and his wife, the opera. Tickets range from THE QUFSTIONS 8.What is the number of the Natalie (Susanne Marsee) throw $8.00 to $25.00 and the Student 1. What does M.A.S.H. stand ·nearest M.A.S.H. unit? b.Cpl. Klinger i.Col. Sherman T. Potter a grand party to allow all the sin- Center has discount tickets for for? 9.What is Charles Emerson Win­ gle men of Marsovia the chance the Met. 2.Where was Klinger stationed chester's religion? THE ANSWERS-next page Stage: Czechoslovakia Haunts the Bronx

By Erin Blackwell "caught". the child should be full body and force. One can only cape" and jungle gym for young born. Because later on, a child guess from this performance RacheL Before Sbe Is Even Bom is not a doesn't make you poor." She was what the totality of the character Remembered rooms must be play that succeeds in spite of an .. carried on the shoulder" to Iter . is meant to be. (Does the charac­ actively created each time an actress. burial and given the special ters living in America justify the actress enters them as we are The action of Leah K, Fried­ honor of a eulogy. actress's reading. Iter lines as if shuttled back and forth in time man•s one act, one set, one idea, Then carne Hitler.• they came off'a box: of Tide?) from the old country to the new. one hour long play takes place The elder daughter, Mattel, Raisal's final speech is a com­ Miss- Schull effortlessly carries inside the mind of Raisal, wife who was to have emigrated, was pendiu m of all the e lements of place. time. event and character a nd mother. as she hangs the held back at Warsaw. It was in the evening. In poetically simple with her wherever she goes. Miss laundry up to dry on the roof of a her place that Raisal came to diction and with mounting emo­ Lee, by sheer force of energetic Bronx tenement in early summer, America in 1921. MatteI and her tion and pain she connects aer commitment. similarly •.makes it 1')45. daughter. Ruchel, were kiIJed daughter's being still out playing happen..• Leslie Ayvazian's Mat­ Raisal explains that since she (in a sprinkler) in the coming rain within the first year 'of Hitler's teI is.somewhat less well-defined. doesn't have to think about the and the "killing" of the laundry occupation. but manages a quiet, if less clear laundry while she does the laun­ Raisal's daughter. Rachel (tile by that rain: with the deaths, and evocation. Miss Ludwig seems dry. she can think about other you ng cousins were named fo.r the haunting guilt attached to to neither care nor try. things. The stage fills wi!~ her their grandmother) is with us. thoseedeaths, in Czechoslovakia. memories and nightmares of her present tense.' A raspy-voiced. This, the climax of the play, The music. by Skip La Plante, mother. sister and niece. all of lank-limbed female Huck Finn., could be a real killer. but tile plays a smaller part than his rep­ whom she left behind in Czecho­ she is played with the raffish words can only suggest what tile utation might lead us to hope. slovakia. an of whom are now .charm of ali. adolescent RuthGor­ actress must reveal. There is some onstage tapping dead. don by young pro. Dayna Lee .." The production. tinder director suggestive of the rain. some Her mother. Ruchelaya, is Miss Lee doubles as her own Susan Einhorn. is.similarly only a whipping of bedclothes to under- played with rare grace and rich cousin. Ruchel, and is slightly sketch, though one of potential ·.score the panic induced by pur. restraint by Rebecca Schull. She less successful as the terrorized expressiveness. suing Nazis. but these promising bits fail to integrate. is a woman. an actress. a charac­ prey of the Nazis. ~ ):he walls of Audrey Hemen­ ter. to whom one listens with Karen Ludwig's Raisal exhibits way's set are the bare brick walls This intimate. precise evoca­ eagerness. ease and compassion. none of the texture. resonance or of the theater itself. White laua­ tion of the lives past that 'filter . Having taught herself to read depth of her memories. The char­ dry Jines. rigged from the front through lives present needs to and write because she ••believed acter reduces to indifferent com­ to the very back of the space. settle into its brief run. Miss Ein­ in education." she became a mid­ take OD laundry and,atmosphere mentator on the events that hom needs to rethink the role of Theater for the New City 'j wife wild refused to perform plague her ill the intimacy of her as the evening progresses. A the go-between. Raisal. and MiSs 162 2nd Ave (at 10th StJ, ..I abortions. , .decision was not soul, thereby making impossible ~t~P.~I;t~. ",~tJ.t;.~ ~ip&1e : LUdwig needs to d~ her home- • ' • The&' .. ,... - "" •• • trellis ThtuSdf!!S through -Sundoys-a/8. ~ ~ ~~ ~a 6 I • r '" ' .-. 1 ': t.,-..• ":"...... "religious:?: ,t I believe if,ypu're the emergence of the' PlaY' in :,~ white zig-zag serves as ·~fire· es- • WOIlIL·. •. ~.. .- . ,.. ,,"" CloSeS 'OCtoNr·J.·'~··": -- .,; ~" .. • ,~...... l' • r. r '"".- • • ._ ... , ...... - . ~. -~ ~ (. ... J • '. .... & ...... ~ . ,~ \ \ • ~':' ...f; • ~'~. ;.: .. ', r-:> ,f)"f) .. .. '.-" ,. ..." ,.... L 1K..-LA.- ~A£!!iiL _.k.

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By Paul Golden The Fairport Convention which Kid Creole and the Coconuts: zoot suit wardrobe, it's no idle and verily, in sooth must I in parts spawned Steeleye Span, Pen­ Wise Guy (Sire/Ze SRK 3681) boast. Check out Stool Pigeon, agree. But in the main, the King the deliciously __grandiose employs these instruments as-mere tangle, The Incredible String Kid Creole, a.k,a. the very dap­ Summer '82 was the Music In­ showstopper dedicated to all the subterfuge, a clever ruse intended Band, et ale Linda's haunting, per August Darnell (of Savannah dustry's basso profunda for the squealers who've ever bargained a not to confuse the people, but to razor sharp, yet enchantingly Band fame) has crafted a master­ decade. Traditionally, the in­ plea for the FBI. Of course, if act as .counterbalance to his rapier sweet vocals weave perfectly piece of polyrhythrnic madness dustry pulls out all the stops in the you've never seen this bunch in tongue and wit. Witness The Long round hubby Richard's gravelly designed to tropicalize your mind warm months to snap up that concert, make every unreasonable Honeymoon, in which he claims baritone to create a duet that is and body both. The third album youth sector (that's us, folks) DI. effort you can to experience the "there's been a long honey­ truly moving. By herself, Linda is from the Coconut bunch, Wise Reaganomics put a capper on extravaganza live. moon/she thought too late and a singer of powerful emotional Guy picks up where Fresh Fruit In that, so the music biz got restric­ spoke too soon/There's no range on such cuts as Just The Foreign Places left off in the ••• tive and shrunk its normal sum­ moneyback guarantee on future Motion, or the pathos drenched jungle trilogy that started with the mer release catalogue to almost Elvis Costello and the Attractions: happiness'tor Loved Ones; a sear­ Did She Jump or Was She Push­ debut Off The Coast of Me. nothing. I have whittled down my imperial Bedroom (Columbia FC ing declamation 'gainst those who ed. Whereas Me and Fresh Fruit em­ summer Top Ten hit list to Three 38157) feel it's cool to live fast and die must-have, worth-every-penny- Just because I said Folk, don't phasized disco and reggae/salsa After a short detour via Nash­ young because, as he explained in of-that-inflated-$8 _98-list-price, think of wimpy gut string guitars, respectively, Wise Guy is a power because Richard's electric magic is ville, the King rolled back through an interview, somebody's got to guaranteed-to-knock-your-socks­ punch of James Brown funk and more akin to Torn Verlaine's En Why on his whistle-stop tour bury the poor sod. Pidgin English off (whew) records. If you don't soul, twisted and sifted through a fluidly inventive phrasing than of the empire, hot on the heels of bemoans society's linguistic have all three, make a B(aruch) mixture of Broadway/Big Band Donovan's mushy strumming. his latest regal offering, Imperial regression to Cro-Magnon line to the nearest disc emporium and' Caribbean Soca/Calypso -, "- While American folkies trace their Bedroom. Fifteen flights of fancy, monosyllabic utterings, and the and splurge. In no particular cinematic visions in living lineage to Woody Guthrie, the fantasy, and firiesse mark EC's death of expressive English. order they are: technicolor. Darnell's Sancho Weavers, or the myriad unsung Panza, the irrepressibly wild and return to the limelight in his The King has indeed grown as a black blues greats who performed ~ /newest guise among the peasants, songsmith, by now his canon Richard and Linda Thompson: wooly Coati Mundi, a.k.a. Sugar- and in the twelve-bar style, the the aspirant classic lyricist a la is enormously impressive. EC's re­ Shoot Out The Lights (Hannibal Coated Andy Hernandez (who Thompsons jump back a hundred Johnny Mercer, Lorenz Hart et al. cent appearences in town (I was HNBL 1303) scored aCrossover hit last year or more years to Celtic folk tradi­ with Que Pasa/Me No Pop 1) is Some courtier wags have hinted granted an audience at the Pier) Say Folk to most people and tions redolent of concertinas, back too. Too bad he has. less in­ -that his Majesty hath lost the fiery displayed his wealth and grandeur they say~ Cripes, that went out dulcimers, and fiddles, reveling in put than last time, primarily due fury of his princely days, and as to such a/degree that lesser mor­ with Dylan's motorcycle crash. the syncopated rhythm of the jig, to the fact that Wise Guy (a.k.a. such, hath mellowed. Fie! say I. tals pale by comparison. Indeed, Say British Folk and People say, hornpipe, or reel. Yet they aren't Tropical Gangsters in. Britain) was His Highness needs be a his two ~ hour non-stop set in­ No more Jethro Tull, thank you. musicologists, or dogmatic originally slated to be a Darnell gentleman for his worldly wars, dicated that he could have played Well folks, Richard and Linda purists, but translators of the an­ - solo project,' but· became and thus hath he his dagger more all night and the~ some. Good Thompson make the ,hardest, cient into the contemporary who coconutized in the nick of time. finely sharpen'd. The strings, the thing he didn't.;fIle sustained most electric folk music you ever have wrought a new synthesis You've probably heard Angie's horns, nay, even the harpsichord, emotional intensitY· would surely done heard, English style. The that never rings synthetic. gigolo anthem, I'm a Wonderful cry his detractors, are all ample have landed everyone, band and Thompsons hail from the ranks'of .... Thi~g, Babyand if you'Ve seen his proof of his continu'd settling, audience alike, in the hospital. TRIVIA Spinning Singles ~ Roxy, sia, Mac THE ANSWERS "Heat of the Momgnt " is a very .ow '~lq!UImH O! By Steve Kaldon is another "boy meet girl, boy and John McVie's bass leaps about 'qO 'oP~IO.l 0q comercial tune-which is surpris­ girl break up" type of song, but it playfuly, compllmenting and con­ o~ ing, considering the stature of is saved by lead singer ~hn Wet­ trasting Mic k Fleetwood's "EI 'RN..Wnno Roxy Music -.More Than This AN 'uAPIOOJH OJ Asia's members. To quote the ton's phrasing. Musically it is a metrononic percussion which he Founded in- the early seventies, single's jacket, "Asia is" Geof­ lays down standard drums and '~J 'o:>spmld lffiS "0) fine performance all around, on Roxy Music began as a Bryan Eno ·~w '~AOJ ~lddV q'EJ::)"P frey Downes, former keyboardist especially Howe's innovative some unique sounding gourds experiment in art rock. Their cur­ of the Buggies and Yes; Steve 'RW 'UOlSOH 0:J guitar work and .Downe ts '" which he picked up whilestuyding rent British single, More Than Howe- on guitars and also from tribal rhythms on his tour in 'UI '~uARA\ lJOd -q keyboards, which give the song a This, is truly a Renaissance Yes; Carl Palmer, who provided lotof bounce. \ Africa. Lindsey Buckingham pro­ "0 ·uw 'UOl~U!UJoOI8. ·8"S'Z masterpiece as it combines poetic Fleetwood A){.mdS"Ll the beat for Emerson, Lake, and Mac-I;lpld Me vides :a crisp acoustic guitar in­ nq~uofn"9l lyrics with beautifully synthesized Palmer; and John Wetton, Hold me is a real sweet, fun terlude of about five strums and orchestration. The record begins bassist, formally with Roxy song that is pure Fleetwood Mac. also some hauntingly beautiful s,lnRS pUE ITmS"S'Z ..... ' with a simple bass, drum, and MUsi~ King Crimson, and U.K. Starting off with an almost 'Jlfa!U lead work. But what really lifts phased guitar line which defines Now, these bands were never com­ chiltHtke piano lead-in by this recording is the sincere vocals -P!W JD p;JM.OJ:J JCJJsooN CJlf.L on the prevailing beat, and leads into mercial successes and were con­ Christine McVie, the song bursts of Christine MeVie and Lindsey ° J~;)ln uv-£'Z Bryan Ferry's "new romance" sidered to be part of the art rock forward like a blooming rose and 'l~lEM ql!M dn l! ~n!.J .['8 Buckingham as they sing a sweet lyrics: world, but Asia- seems to be striv­ continues its forward motion, pUE ~loq XOj E opaur ){trnl.!:rll and simple love song whose HI couldfeel at the time/there was 'Sl~q )fOOl A~q.L-ll ing for greater acceptance. helped along by each of Mac's angelic chorus climaxes with a no way of knowing/fallen leaves AS!RO-ot Lyrically, Heql of the Moment distinctively talented members. simple plea of Hold Me. in the night/who can say where d~f V"6l they're blowing/As free as the ZlUOA"tn wind/and hopefully learning/why OlU!JUO)WCl[) 3o!J.I8(J 'weLl the sea on the tide/has no way of Pookie -drqspraq 10j pa8.mq:>s!p turning/More than this/you know SEM oq pun porp P3 ~pun S!H-9l there's nothing more than this. " ~W~AR'TSI By Steve Kaldon Throughout the song, classical ~U~I.mO-tl violin structures add a beautiful la.mS.mwo£l What did he say? Pookie? airiness to the song. And to top r., 'sq8!ql ap!A' paq ~H,,) srzr That's right, Pookie. It's not off all of this classical roman­ l~!lnoJ ~AOJ ~IddV qR.Q"ll the name of Aunt Zelda's favorite ticism, the single is packaged in a ~~U'Eq~'TOl chihauhau, but the nom de theatre tre!l~lAq~ld-6 picture sleeve of D.G. Rosetti's of five extremely talented musi­ Veronica Veronese,' painted in £908-8 cians who played Manhattan's 1872 and now hanging in the JxlOOJ ~Jow!U1Iad saWRf s.n.a.f.u., Friday, September ~17. Delaware Art Museum. If''More .-\q suD~lqo.w aI/I fo 1SD7 0'f.L -L guitarist Andy Chernak, former tion are bass player Dave Clark Than This" ~as a painting, it too ­ The band; together only a year, d~.Jl0'l-9 musical director and guitar player and drummer Chippy McCloskey_ finest played a tight forty-five minute set ~:>l~!d ,,~A~ could hang in the Art for Garland Jeffreys. Chemak oforiginal which boasted Clark brings his bass out front, d_ museum. material -){MRH" u!l){tml.!:l u!lII~fu~-s catchy melodies, witty lyrics and a uses a variety of effects which, both -t physically and, sonically, ~:x>pm~ JOf~w-t Asia-Heat of the Moment well-orchestrated sound. when combined with his original while McCloskey, hidden behind ~lnn~ uretd~-£ At first listen, Heat ojthe Mo­ soloing, make for a unique style the others on the small stage, ment sounds like another song in Pookie is the nickname of of playing" AdSJdf M;)N 'X!!8l0S AWlV ~I!qoW-l Brewer's. But the similarity beat. lous lyrics. At second listen, you Randel, who plays rhythm guitar definitely ends there as Gazzara can begin to appreciate some fine and keyboards. He sings solo, S'JD1S JnOd :JI/a!8 se-se brings to the stage a potent rock Ja~ musicianship, and on third listen duets with Gazzara, and co-writes 'n' roll personality that definesthe s.n.a.f.u., 676 6th Ave. -uio PCJUO!S'S!WUl0:J :1'1'J!N you'll probably be hooked on this the band's songs with her as well. sz-u band's, upfrontcutting edge. - - > , (at 21 St.}. Shows nightly, ~ .rh~-,sec- ?l.s~).:~'I,e!~ ..o.~""!J..l 0 • • -I neat words "neat" and-~ ... •• ..' _. J....'. •...."• '.... - . - qor tune. The .. , 'II' -Roqndin8 out tile .. : ,.S!t!;:tii!g:atB:~O~ '691-3,jj/:--: The band was founded by lead an2UD.:/ iJ/I1D(J :''1'JIl! st-o "hooked" are used because

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)C Jack Lester, lawyer of the University Student Senate, will be available on Wednesday, September· 29th and Thursday,September 30th, and every Wednesday and Thursday thereafter from 12:30 to 3:00 p.m, for free legal advice and consultation. He will help you with any problems or ques- tions you might have. .

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. '- After a poor season last year, The football, strike will be a long one unless rationality can pre- which ended with a record of 4 vail in meetings between the',NFL Players Association, and the wins and 11 losses, the women's NFL owners. ,' volleyball team has returned with , Below-are same of the facts' worth looking at in these negotia­ enthusiasm and hope for victo­ tions: ' r-iesvThe team lias acquired a '. Theaverage salary ofa.football player at the end of the 1980-81 , new coach this season" after the season was approximately $85.000. 1n baseball and basketball it is departure of former coach Debbie about $18S,()(X)" while in hockey the figure stands at $110,000. Ferretti. • The average playing life of a professional football player is 4~ The team's new coach, Rene y~s~ .. . Biourd, migrated from France to ··<'·i/',:::;'·::: • 'Football with the shortest season of all four sports (hockey, New York 31 years ago. He has basketball and baseball being the others)" is the most popular of been a volleyball coach ·fo" 2S 'them all from a spectator's standpoint, Average paid attendance per years. Biourd has been a-coach at ' game in '1980 was approximately 60,000. several institutions, including the' ,A football player was once described by Tax Schramm, President YMCA>tand the Empire State of the Dallas Cowboys as a "commodity," and under the present Games where he coached for three contractual situation .that's just what a player is. Once the player years. signs a contract his football life is in the hands ofthe club owners, via Biourd gained more experience the coach. They dictate how strong he should be, his weight, when , coaching in the Junior National Blount: a..n COlIc...... :~ tedliIiCI~. 'and where to report for"training, and even how his offseason should ­ in California. and later-at at New ...., be spent. ,York high school. Biourd also The Stateswomen are full of new uniforms. They are a differ­ 'No one will dispute that every player represents a big investment won two gold medals in the enthusiasm and hope to win "~~ ent style, "much nicer than last for a club. B~ it, is only equitable and just that the player, that USVBA (Untted States. Volley volleyball championship this sea­ year's," commented,one team "commodity" that puts his body on theline for the paying fan and Ball Association.) son.••I think they can do it," member. and they come with national television, should have a greater say in what affects his Coach Biourd is thrilled to be said Biourd. "They just have to , warm-up suits as well. welfare. . teaching the women's team the work together." The team practices from 4-6 in It is difficult for owners to accept this;_ after all they have always techniques and skills which he Biourd feels the players are the gym at 23rd Streer. Monday eeen in total control. Virtually any player, can be replaced without has developed over the years. basically good, and have real through' Friday. At these prac­ affecting total revenues to a club. The inexhaustible lode oftalent in This year's team consists of 12 team spirit and potential, but tices, they are taught new tech­ the college ranks, provide an ever-present source of replacement. olayers; 8 remaining from last feels that.they still need more niques and special emphasis is But the players deserve an adjustment of the inequities that breed' season's squad. All the old team coaching to be able to succeed at placed 'on spiking and setting. the fear of injuries, and not making the team, and ultimately the ma­ members are strong hitters and securing the championship as " The women played their "first jor concern of job security. The situation as it now stands with the total control of owners over the futures of players after they have the new players are quickly as­ well as in their games. game on September 21 against signed their contract,' warrants adjustment. ' similating the game. The team recently acquired USMA. STATESMEN ATHLETICS BARUCH COLLEG~ maintains art excel lent Interc~ll~j:teAthletic Program. Five (5) Men IS and Two (2) Women s Varsity Teans are held ~ur1ng.th~year. ~11 prospective athletes should contact th~ COACH or cOllIe to the Athlet',c Offlce. Ro06l 71M (tfatnBu.iJdfng- 23rd Street). See Dr. Will iam Ena. Director of Athletics, for l!IOre -fnforJlliltion - Room 710A. ifF ALL S P 0 R T S" SOCCER: Anthony Heary, Coach - Coach a~ Baruch College for 4 years . "SA license from United States Soccer Federation; former player on Trinidad t flational Team. TRYOUTS: Week of S-ept. 13th GAt1ES:' lied. (3:00) & Sat. (1:00)' WO~Et.' S '- 14 game schedu1e VOLLEYBAll: Rene Oiourd, Coach - Fonner Varsity coach at Scarsdale HighSchool; 20 years U.S.V.B.A. eX'perience. '. TRYOOTS: Da11y PRACT ICE: Da fly (4:eo-s.oo) 21 game schedule G,)1i1 (2Jrd St. Bldg.) "U I r~ T E R S P 0 R T SIf MEt~'S BASKETBALL: ,Ju1i~n Levine, Coach '- Varsity coacf at Baruch College for 4 years; Varslty coach, Gompers High Scmo'l (10 years); Captain, City College Varsity Basketball Team (1967-68). TRYOUTS: Oct. 15th PRACTICE: Mon.-Fri. (3:00-6:00) , 24 game schedule . : "Armory (26th se.) MENIS FEnCrr~G: Ed Ballinger, Coach - 6th ranked fencer ill the world; coach at Baruch Col ~ege 1 year; U.S. National fencing Champion; Olympic fencer; Mellber, flatlonal Collegiate Fellcing Team Champions; AFLA Fencer (10 years). TRYOUTS: Sept. 28th (3:00) PRACTICE: Daily (3:06-6:00) r4EET I NG,: Sept. 28th, RII. 11251f (23rd St. Bldg.)' \-IOMEN'S FENCING: Ed Ballinger, Coach - 6th ralJk.ed fencer in ~ world; coach at BaruCh College 1 ,year; tI.S., ffatfonal-.Fencfng Chalapion; Ol~ic Fencer; Mellber, National Collegiate Fencing Tean Cha.p;onsi AFLA Fence'r (10 years).' TRYOUTS: Sept. 29th (3:00) PRACTICE: Daily (3:00-6:00) rtEETIHG: Sept. 29th RIll. 1125r1 (23rd St. Bldg.) S~~9S~r~~-~SE~l;ftNNIS~------­ Club Teams: BOWlll«i. ARCHERY ------TEAR HERE (Drop this fo... off ill .... 708 - 23rd Street Building) IKTERESTED 1ft JOINING AI" VARSITY T£NIS1 FILL OUT THIS fORn

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_ .---r , , Kickers ShootingFor C_pionship Season

By Damian Begley Returning this year are showed up at tryouts. But that's defenders Jose Cernades, team almost always the problem when skipper Garfield Dalworth, you have athletic teams at a The Baruch College Soccer Colin Flemming, and Clive Mull­ business college. Also, the home team has a lot to look forward to ings. Also back in the fold are for­ field, Central Park North this year. After a solid 8-4-3 wards Mark Younker and Fabia Meadow, will not be ready before record last year against tough Dehakiz. The goalkeeper is Frank October. So all games in teams, the Statesmen have been Trintini. Among the newer September become away games given an harder schedule this' players, Henry has high praise for for the team. season. "We can win 10 games freshman Stanley Barbot and this season," said coach Tony In the opener it was evident the John Vittorini. Henry as he perused the list of team was not fit. Trinitini played opponents. Combine this with In their first game of the the entire game, since the team the move out of the Division by season, the Statesmen lost to does not have a back-up last year's CUNY and Metro powerful SUNY Binghamton 6-1. goalkeeper as vee, and tired in the champs, Brooklyn College-and "We don't make excuses for our second half. Mark Younker, on a we can visualize a trophy gleaming losses," Henry said. "We played shot from 35 yards out, scored the in the Baruch halls before the year our game and were in it for a long lone Baruch goal. time. ln fact, we led for most of is out. The coach summed up "the the first half." "Ten games should win the situation this way. "The team 1981 Soccer Squad; COlU'hHenry is far right. division title and our men can do The team has had little chance needs more players and more it. Despite losing five good players to practice, since Soccer season practice. Tryouts will be continu­ way to go. We've put the first share of games. The team has a from last se.llSon, the new players begins before most students have ing, rust get in touch with the game behind us and are looking good attitude. By the end of the on the teamt1!,lake the squad quite purchased all their textbooks. Athletic Department." For the' ahead to our next game. season we will be very strong. I'm formidable.visaid the coach. After registration, few students season: "Look, we still have a Things will pick up.-We'll win our confident we can finish on top."

Intralllurals: Register Now, Play Later SURPRISE! Baseball Tea:IDS By Joe Fagan players with 'prior and/or present intercollegiate basketball cxperi­ Wins Opener With a summer of great corn­ e nce will be allowed per team. This, change will i ncrc a s e the pctitive basketball in the parks at By Damian Begley a close. and an exciting season of level of competition and provide professinnal and college basket­ all teams w i t h a fair chance of ili"."l ball soon 10 follow. Baruch Col­ winning. The top team from each It was a rare occurrence. The lege emulates the same level of division will play against each Baruch baseball team won excitement and competition with . other in thc championship. a game. In the first ofseven sched­ uled fall games, the Statesmen the Fall Intramural Basketball All teams consist of 8 players. battered St. Peter's 8-4. Jim Tournament. When referring to Each team has a player/coach McMahon, a starter from last competitive basketball. Baruch who also names the team. Where season, pitched to the win. Other I?rtramurals is where the action else arc there team names like the returning players, Darryl takes place. Tile tournament is. "Brcw Crew." the "t Bal Ib us t­ Donaldson (team MVP) and Jose scheduled to begin on Thursday. crs." "Pork Fried Catfish." Bravo, each contributed two hits September 30. 1982. during club "B.B.Q. Express." and the all and ribbies. hours (12:35 to 2:40). and is original team name "Baruch." given in part by the Intramural One can be ovcrwhelrned with Coach Michael Becker explain­ Basketball Association (I.B.A.) dcvastating dunks. threading ed the upcoming season this way; and the Intramural office. passes. and perfect fast breaks. "We're playing a fall schedule for The I.B.A. which became a The tournament gives students at the first time. With some luck, as chartered club in October 1980 Baruch the opportunity to show well as some money, the tearn will has grown to become a thriving their athletic talents on court as play a week in Florida during club in Baruch. With the support well as healthy. weekly physical Easter. This adds to our regular of the Day Session Student Gov­ activity. spring schedule." ernment. the I.B.A. has provided It's a challenge. But there is The tournament is played in trophies and team shirts for the more offense, new players, a good the college gymnasium located tournament, which were not . attitude, and most important, new on the sixth floor in the 23rd St. readily available in the past. uniforms. building. Because of the brevity "The main drawback is the lack There are also club parties to of the semester. the tourney usu­ of pitchers, we don't have enough promote the intramural basket­ ally begins with a one game elirn­ of them," remarked Becker. ball program. As for the upcorn­ ination round. o ing tournament. under the guid­ "Try-outs are still being held ­ Teams can purchase their own m ance of the Intramural Director. o contact the Athletic Department. shirts. and depending on the .<.. Other than that, we're a much Thomas -Cracovia. the I.B.'A. is o looking forward to a great year. availability of club funds. shirts 5 stronger team. The hitting, as well will be distributed to all playoff < The intramural tournament ~ as -the fielding, is much improved teams. Trophies are awarded to . over last spring." brings out quality players every Intramural basketball Is competitive and entertaining. the first and second place final­ year. Some players reach the ists and to the tourney's Most acme of their skills and go on to tive championships are rare in Valuable Player. Shortly after the statistics (scoring, fouls, reo play varsity athletics. Every the tournament. Every year it is championship game. the best all bounds. assists). and students Thursday the gym balcony is difficult to ascertain which team around players are chosen to who would like to help organize filled to capacity with enthusias­ is the best. Incidentally. an all make up rosters for the I. B. A. the tournament. If you are capa­ tic students who enjoy the carna­ freshman team has yet to win a Annual All Star Game. There is ble of performing any of these raderie. strategy. and fast pace championship. also a trophy awarded to the all duties. or just want to help out. action of the tournament. star game's Most Valuable Play­ Students and/or clubs that are leave your name, social security This year. the tourney will be er. interested in competing can ob­ number, and telephone number divided into two divisions; I and tain rosters in the Intramural in the Intramural Office. Any cor­ 11. In division I. any player with The I.B.A. encourages all en­ Dept" room 610A in the 23rd St. respondence may also be ad'­ prior and/or present intercollegi­ tering freshmen and last year's building. The LB.A. is always in dressed to: Joseph Fagan, Trea­ ate varsity basketball experience players to participate in the tour­ need of club members. who surer, I.B.A. mailbox 411;' locat­ will not be allowed to play in this ney. There are current tourney would like to referee games. offi­ ed in room 104 of the St~dent division. In division II, only- two records to be. broken. Consecu- ciate the clock. and to tally the Center.