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by Peter Jackson of high-quality chemicals. Considering the plight of students at They receive no funding from the more than drink? an all-male Jaw school in the winter of school and have operated without for- . , . . 1904, drinking clubs made a lot of sense. mal recognition since 1938 when a Soc1ety dress up otherwiSe bormg law recent survey of several secret clubs The Barrister's Society was fQunded Reading Room initiation ceremony~ school yearbooks of the past. brought an egalitarian outcry from the in that year and despite Prohibition and out of hand. That incident also resul a THE BA RRIS!E R~ ?ave persevered student newspaper, the Harvard Law frequent run-ins with the ad in a one-year suspension of t /!Jt.cau~e o~ the1r ab1hty to adapt to Record. According to Professor Joe ministration, they are still drinking. Barristers from the law school. chaOO il)~tmes and trends. They a ban- Vining, a member of the secret " Pow The Barristers publish the Row The Society outlasted several Iate.n _ d?"'41J' ~~trageous string ties and Wow" club as a Harvard student, some Review, a satire magazine, and sponsor organizations formed with saffiVJR p10~ w flt(J(Jv~~ them thro~gh the of the g~oups are more than a century the annual Crease Ball. Beyond that, general purpose. Picture "Jar iflt1es. Their~l mbers now ~nclude old and others began as case clubs in a they are dedicated to a solitary goal, but now defunct outfits e over .il>.ywnen. e drug menu 1s more time when students formed their own the regular ingestion of large amounts "Toastmasters" a nd the ui ty )}1!versP.<'But two things haven't writing and advocacy classes. JCCha ed : they party regularly and At Michigan, the "Ki ng's Bench" is yo ·nvited. apparently the only club in addition to Obese Chance sixties, one response to the Barristers. It consists of about ten this exc · ity was the formation of members who meet in the Lawyer's alternatives~ike the "Equity Society." Club on Thursday nights to drink bran This group's history is as foggy as the dy and smoke cigars. Meetings begin Barristers,' but evidently the member with a group effort to recreate the mood ship refused to be identified or to be of the nineteenth century and end with a photographed from the front. Professor toast to the status quo. Ted St. Antoine, a 1954 Barrister, OTHERWISE, the Barristers are the claims the society offered only a group only purely social club at the school. moon for one yearbook portrait. The Student response to their presence is late sixties and " the continuing merger outwardly neutral. In fact, many of law and equity in the American cour students appreciate their displays of ts" apparently brought their downfall. irreverence, which include kazoo The response to exclusive law school parades through the libraries. social clubs bas been somewhat dif Those who would like to belong and t stat ferent in the eighties. At Harvard, a - See BARRISTERS, page two Vol. 30, No. 21 The University of Michigan Law School April?, 1981 Senate Irked by Late First-year Changes by Joe llardig The fact that the students were never A dismayed LSSS voted unanimously notified of the unexpected change in to authorize first year representative next year's schedules incensed the Steve Cassin to investigate the facts LSSS and caused representative Julie which led law school administrators to Hurwitz to remark, "This is typical for unilaterally alter the first year the faculty to exclude students from curriculum. decisions that have a substantial im The Curriculum Committee pact on them." Proposal, drafted by Professor Ed The LSSS voted to investigate the One or the last available pictures of the " Equity Society." Society member Cooper and subsequently approved by a scheduling change decision, then to are shown drinking at past law students• favorite watering hole. Fraser's faculty majority, added Constitutional draft a letter of dissatisfaction. Pub. Law as a first year course while simultaneously requiring one other fir st year course to be taught in small sec tions of about twenty students. Ad Seminar Selections Stay Sparse ministrators voted to take two years to by Jere Eisenberg dividual faculty members rather than fered. "We have to consider that there implement the changes because ad Despite student grumbling over the with the committee itself. are limits on both faculty interest and ditional professors would have to be paucity of new seminars in next year's " If (students) want a new seminar faculty numbers," Cooper added, ex hired to accommodate the small sec curriculum, the faculty bas no im they should find a faculty member plaining that the current policy insures tions. mediate plans to upgrade the selection who's interested in teaching it," Cooper that in almost every case, when a The recently released course next year. said. "The curriculum committee is not seminar is offered, the professor worksheet schedules reveal, however, Associate Dean Edward Cooper, who going to sit around designing them and teaching it will have a keen interest in the addition of four credits of Con heads the Curriculum Committee then telling a professor to teach the subject matter. stitutional Law to the winter term and which reviews applications for new something." While the Curriculum Committee is the reduction of Civil Procedure from seminars, noted that "The Committee Cooper added that student complain responsible for approving any new five to four credit hours. Thus the class has not seen an application for a new of ts over the seminar offerings are heard seminars that are proposed by faculty, of 1985 faces an increased workload fering all year." Cooper explained that almost every year, but noted that the the actual scheduling of all classes is without the benefit of a corresponding the initial impetus behind developing existing faculty is necessarily limited done by Deans Sandalow and Eklund. smaiJ section course. new ideas for seminars rests with in- as to how many seminars· can be of- ee SEMINARS. page two
To the Editor: students are far from ambivalent. The Black Law Students Alliance (B.L.S.A.) must Second, the article glibly mentions that a BLSA Letter Rips express its displeasure with the March 17, Res minority student has not served on the Michigan Gestae article, " Review Nixes Affirmative Action." Law Review in 17 years, but fails to mention that The article was unobjective, inaccurate, and during this time a minority student declined an in R.G. on Coverage generally patronizing. ln addition, some of the in vitation to serve on the Review. The Res Ge tae was dividuals quoted have asserted that their statemen aware of this fact and chose to omit the information. ts were taken out of context and were not fuJly The article lends credence to the misguided notion of Action Plans reflective of their discussions with the reporter. that the presence or absence of Jaw review status First, the article states, "minority reaction to the measures intellectual capacity and professional idea of an affirmative action plan on the Michigan potential. Law Review seems ambivalent at best." The author Thejollowinx letter came to the R.G.jrom the Black law Third, the characterization of Amalya Kearse and admittedly based this conclusion on a sample of 3 of Harry Edwards as having " lefl a legacy that has Students Alltam·e m rl'5ponse to the R.G. 's earlier article the 95 Michigan minority law students. To draw a gone unmatched by any minority in the 17 years regarding the obwmce of an affirmative action plan on the blanket conclusion from such a small sample bor Michigan Low Ri!VII!W. since," is condescending and belittling The legacy ders on irresponsible journalism. Had the author which Amalya Kearse and Harry Edwards are a taken the time to poll a representative sample, he part of began in 1870 when the first black person would have discovered the feelings of B.L.S.A. ee BLSA, page two Res Gestae- April7, 1982- page 2 The Barristers Can They Claim Any Redeeming ''Social'' Value? from page one Jimmy Gooding, Lord High Chan- goo d t1me,' b u t cer tam · Barns · t er ac- can't may feel slighted, but none of the cellor of the Barristers, cannot under- tivities leave the Society open to students we spoke to mentioned this stand how anyone would be offended. criticism characteristic of closed and specifically. Several did note that they "There is nothing secret about us, ex- exclusive organizations. feel bad " vibrations" when the cept for the initials at the bottom of our By satirizing Iranians in the 1981 Barristers are mentioned. Few studen bulletins." (The initials B.O.L.H.C.- initiation ceremony and gays in the 1981 ts claim to be offended or disturbed by stand for "By Order of the Lord High Raw Review, the Society went beyond the the idea of a club like the Barristers Chancellor"). "There's probably typically law-school related targets and .within their school. nothing good about us but there's evinced a certain degree of closed- nothing bad either. We're exclusive mindedness. because of space considerations for For at least two students, last year's Some Seminars parties, but we represent a broader satire turned to hostility when the Raw cross-section of the students here than Review devoted a third of a page to the Remain Open any other organization in the law direct criticism. by name, of one school." student's dress and speech, concluding from page one with a reference to his girlfriend as a Eklund felt that the seminar list offered One Barrister considers critics "little dog." students a reasonable variety of subjec merely envious. The views of those who Dan Molhoek, 1967 Lord Chancellor of For most, however. the Barristers' ts from which to choose. the Barristers, replete with string tie. · influence at the law school appears Eklund stressed that many seminars declined either membership or welcome. The Raw Review and the kazoo have not yet filled up, and that students nomination offers, however, do not ap pear to support that theory. parades bring humor to an often can still get into these classes by Gooding suspects that open elections Some, like Leslie GaUmeyer, call the would only "increase the disappoin humorless institution. Given its signing up for them when they register club's activities silly and childish. tment of unsuccessful candidates." history, the Society may still be able to for their regular classes. She alsonoted Timothy Hester's objection is also per SATIRE is the principal vehicle for assert decades from now, as it does in that there is no limit on the total num the latest Raw Review, that " When all is ber of seminars that a student can take. sonal. "The idea behind the Barrister's Society expressions like the Raw Review is incongruous with my view of the pur and initiation ceremonies, and both said and done, the Barristers have When asked if she knew of any new neither said nor done very much. But seminar ideas in the works, Eklund pose or-law school," he said without carry the risk of offending those elaboration. we prefer it that way." mentioned that a seminar in Indian law satirized. The object may be to h av~> ~ is a possibility, but that so far, there are Karen Strandholm is more open with her criticism, which focuses on com no concrete plans to include it in the petition and the elitism inherent in ex schedule. BLSA Letter: R. G. Story As an aside, Eklund noted that clusive organizations. "We competed to enrollment in the Clinical programs for get . into this school, we compete for next year is very heavy. There were grades; why should anyone have to was Patronizing rrompageone almost twice as many applications for compete to get into a drinking club ? spots in the general clinic program as Besides, the image of lawyers' as a class graduated from this law school. Since qualified than blacks who choose to at there were spaces available. As a is not helped by their membership in then black alumni, including but not tend law school on the east or west result, 13 applicants for summer term exclusive organizations and it seems limited to, Amalya Kearse and Harry coast. If black students at coastal law clinic, and 25 for fall term will have to like a.n easy step from an exclusive law Edwards, have distingu!shed them schools were demonstrably better be bumped onto waiting lists. Applican school social club to an exclusive coun selves in all aspects of the legal qualified than black students attending ts for the child advocacy clinic will fare try club." profession. Unfortunately, the accom Michigan, those students would be ser better, and there may be no need for a plishments of other black Michigan ving on their respective law reviews. waiting list for that class. Nonetheless. ELECTIONS are held annually. In graduates are too numerous to list here. Thus, there would be no need to in few if any spots for child advocacy / dividual members nominate second In addition, we take exception to stitute or consider a program, such as remain unfilled. year students they would li ke to party Professor Sallyanne Payton's Harvard's, to increase minority with and those receiving the requisite suggestion that there is an absence of representation on law reviews. The ab number of votes are offered member minority students on the Michigan Law sence of black and other minority ship. Gooding refused to say what the Review "because black students with students on law reviews is a dilemma required number of votes is. This the highest credentials generally touching law schools coast to coast and procedure is the most common target of cluster on the two coasts and do not is simply symbolic of the problems still those few critics who speak openly come to Michiga'1." facing our society and profession. Action SportsWear about the club. Two Barristers told the R.G. that they would like to see First, any disincentive causing The issue of an alternative method a nomination procedure allowing anyone " black students with the highest for law review selection is currently FACt:ORY interested to apply. credentials" to forego a Michigan legal receiving national attention and deser CLOSEOUTS Tom Lotterman is another student education applies to ali segments of the ves more thoughtful consideration. Any who declined an offer to join the law school community. Thus, the future discussion should explore what Swim wear Barristers for " purely personal'' logical extension of Professor Payton's the article failed to address-the I reasons, but he believes that " there is positive aspects of a selection process Footwear suggestion is that faculty and white I no reason why the election procedures students "with the highest credentials" designed to increase minority Bodywear should not be open." also "cluster on the two coasts and do representation on the law review. Pressuring the Barristers to establish not come to Michigan." We are well aware this issue is a sen 663·6771 such procedures, one member says, is sitive one, striking at the intellectual 406 E. Liberty not warranted in view of the ultimately Second, we do not appreciate the im and psychological underpinnings of the 2 blocks off State St inconsequential impact the Society has plication that black students who law school's hierarchy. However, we do on_ the law school or its students. choose to come to Michigan are any less not believe it should be cursorily raised and dismissed. The Black Law Students Alliance invites all interested law review members, faculty and students to engage in an open forum on the merits of any method to diversify the composition of the Michigan Law INC. Review. R€GENC.YTRAV€L The Black Law Students Alliance STUDENTS FACULTY STAFF Individuals or Groups t Domestic.or lnterr10tionol MAJOR CREDIT CARDS HONORED gold bond "we con arrange ;ob i nterview flight for you" et)f JA H LW{_S HOTELS • CAR RENTALS • CRUISES • down garments • lutt.. cfunir~~ • CALL ~ ~isfyjng Your Full Travel Needs with Friendly Pers·onolized Service" . w•terproofin!J • ffee mi~ repeirs • Convtnient Locotion: 601 E. Willa• .665-6122 332 maynard (CORNER E. WILLIAM' MAYNAitD) ANN ARIIOR' at the"tower plaza 668· 6335
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I NT E R NAT I ONAL LAW TilE JOHN MARSHALL LAW NATIONAL LAWYERS LAW SCHO"OL STUDENT SENATE SOCIETY-Justice Ole Due (Da nish SCHOOL, Chicago, is the sponsor of the GU ILD- Discover the his tory of elections will be held next Thursday to justice on the European Court of Jus Firs t Annual Benton National Moot Detroit's labor struggles on Saturday, elect a President, Vice-President, tice) will be speaking on The Function Court Competition in Information Law April 17, through a tour conducted by Secretary, and Treasurer; two Second of the European Court in Times of and Privacy. The competition is made Labor Routes in conjunction with the year and two Third-year Represen Crisis, on Monday, April 12, in the possible by a $10,000 grant to the Law National Lawyers Guild. 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Federal Court Building Carpenter Scholarship Fund Dinner The Law School will need someone to Participation is limited to the first will be held on April 16 at the Campus co-ordinate requests for audio-visual forty law schools to register. Inn. Dr. Robert Green, Dean n:' Urban presentations and taping during Sum LAW SCHOOL HO~ORS CON Registration deadline is April 16. For Affairs at Michigan State Ur versity, mer Session. Work will be somewhat VOCATIONwill take place Saturday, registration information contact: will be the keynote speaker. All faculty, sporadic but would average about 8 hrs. Aprill7 at 2 p.m. in Hale Auditorium at Professor Ralph Ruebner, Benton Moot alumni, students and friends are in a week. Law student with some a-v ex the Business School Leonard Wood Court Advisor, The John Marshall Law vited to attend. For tickets or additional perience would be well suited to job. If cock will be the featured speaker. All School, 315 S. Plymouth Court, Chicago, mformation. contact Karen Jackson at interested, contact Henrietta Slote, 316 students are welcome to attend. II. 60604, (312> 427-2737. 996-2861. Hutchins (3-1030) News break Revue Preview : Talent on Trial ANN ARBOR'S Ed. Note: We asked the producers of the Law • Doug (cut the clinic) Kahn: " I U.S. 445 (referring to the Law Revue LONGEST Revue show to write a funny article about the demand that the financial worth of the show). Law Revue show robe held April 10, 1982 at show be reviewed.'' • Sue (do you need a shoulder to cry 8 pm in the lawyers club lounge. thiS is the • Ronnie Klein (Reading room but on) Ecklund "Do you know if they will tWJ~Y unfortunate result. terny> " I'm only coming to the show be serving pickles and ice cream at the because the producers promised me April 10- a day that has been marked show?" HOUR that Charley's is going to be closed on • David (son of) Sandalow: " I'd in history as synonymous with disaster : - --·--- the lOth ." The sinking of the Titanic; The plague rather go to the show than to another OLDEST PJ.ZZ£RIA night of Bingo with my Dad and the hits Europe; The R.G. publishes its fir • Potter (carrel No. 3-57) Stewart " I - --·- -- st issue ; William Rehnquist appointed know pornography when I see it" 356 Shriners." Finest Pasta Dishes to the Supreme Court; The Law School Open lor lunch talent Show. Dinners unlll 1:00 A.M. The people who are running the show R.G. Closing Shop hit the Law School campus to solicit the a verage member of the school's com Next week's edition of the Res Gestae will be our last of the Cottage munity views on the show. Here are year. The Daily, which does our typesetting, is closing for the some of the responses. • semester and besides, we're tired and cranky. • Doug EHmann Cthe Richard Daly of At anv · rate. any budding journalists or angry readers INN the Law school>: "If we could charge 0 admission for this the Senate would not wishi ng to see their work on these pages get on the stick. have to raise the fee next year." Our final dea dline is this Saturday at 2 p.m., except for LSSS ~d S~ • Don Dripps (New leader of the sub- Candidate statements, which are due on Friday at noon. ~~\.e• FORil/~~ 3 cave dwellers > "Are you sure Law By the way, we are still eager to hear from any of you foolish Revue is spelled that way? I think I'll i $2.65 t send John Frank to check the Blue book enough to consider joining the R.G. staff next year . Stop by :;, . ... on that." room 311 off the Reading Room , or call us a t 764-9408. SANDWICHES • Nancy Krieger (agent for the Wall ---·--- Street firms> " People who make Law PIZZA Revue seem to get the glamour jobs." • The Coop The University ofM ichigan Law School ~-----O_Qini on JeH Blake Jeff Eisenberg Letters Editor Managing Editor Colleen Hanlon Judah Garber Jim Loots J oe Hardig Affirm. Action No Stigma Opinion News To the Editor: Peter Jack.son Dave Rubenstein And now we come to the "stigma" argument plausible reason. For too many, whi te pride is Arts Graphics · It goes something like this : if it became known insulted when whites are bypassed for minorities that the Law Review had expanded its notion of in the race for rewards, expecially when whites Rick Olshansky "merit" to include criteria other than grade are bypassed because they have dominated the Sports Sid Wiener people who have moved ahead of them. Advertising point average, such as perspective, minority review members who were selected or who could If the programs are successful in achieving Barb Zahs Barry Rudofsky have been selected solely on the basis of grades diversification, these people would argue that Copy Business Manager will be victimized. It wilJ be assumed that they minorities have enough. That they are becoming addicted to handouts. That since these programs The Res Ocsla< i< publish«! <• Was (not Was), " Was (not Was)." ZE the Brides of Funkenstein, and the Records. 1981; Kid Creole and the Knack. The cast of characters is likely Coconuts, "Off the Coast of Me," 1980 to expand. and " Fresh F ruits in Foreign P laces," Somehow, avante-garde jazz, literate 1981. ZE Records. poetry, hard funk and heavy metal all combine in the studio to create by Casey Rucker snappy tunes and emotional impact. Some people like their disco pure, but Was (not Was) leavens its alienation I like mine cut with other kinds of music with humor, and transforms disco into and sensibility. Lucky for me that a (dare I say it?) art. David Weiss says, number of bands are coming up with " I take drugs to get in an unpleasant that mix right now, twisting disco into a frame of mind and then try to find a number of novel forms. Was (not Was) catharsis for it." I'll take as many uses a disco beat to create tense, catharses as Was (not Was) can find. disturbing music, while the songs of You'll find nary a catharsis in either New York's Kid Creole and the album of Kid Creole and the Coconuts. Coconuts sound like Cole Porter with a Tropical breezes. social comedy, and Latin beat. melodious harmonies are the stuff of In "Wheel Me Out," a 12-inch single their music. The disco beat is laced that was Was (not Was) 's first release, with salsa, reggae, and calypso rhyth the strains of an alto sax introduce an ms, though the smoothness of the blend angst-ridden song whose beat is made can trick the ears. Kid Creole and the Stacy Fox inspects the color of a wine at one of litis term's by tape loops and whose lyrics are Coconuts will provide you with humor last wine-tast cla&ses. This term ma) be the last tht> course is offered. repeated non-sequitur throughout. and charm as you dance away the " The sky's ablaze with ladies' night. legs/can't you hear it boy?" goes the August Darnell, a.k.a. Kid Creole, Wine Class Runs Dry refrain of another song, whose recited has been involved with a number of narrative is a young man's recollection bands as composer, performer, and by Sherry Powers sweet while one from the chenin blanc of his alcoholic father. "Tell Me that producer. He has produced albums by, "You enter my class as sober law grape is typically light and fruity. I'm Dreaming" ends with a loop of among other bands, James White and students and leave with minds of mush. Kevin and Bill have considerable President Reagan repeating "out of the Blacks. Darnell's talent has led him I will teach you to drink like lawyers!" backgrounds in wine. Never one to pass control, out of control ... " from a taped through associations with many bands So begins Bill Ellis' description of the up an educational experience, Bill had speech. And "Out Come from the and record companies, but Kid Creole mos t unique class in the law his first lesson in wine-tasting at age Freaks" is the first disco song I've and the Coconuts may bring him the at school- Wine Tasting. For a fee of $48, three under the tutel age of Joe Con heard about the many people whose tention he deserves. the class offers 8 sessions with the op cannon, one of the largest winemakers solitary visits to discotheques and bar s The Coconuts are three female portunity to taste 5 different wines per in Livermore, California. Later, he are their ersatz social lives. All this, vocalists who back up Darnell's lead. session. The wines and vineyards of studied viticulture and enology at the :tnd you can dance to it, too. They may insult his bedroom prowess California, France, Germany and Italy University of California, Davis, the The leaders of the band are Donald <" Mister Softee"), or demand that he are discussed in detail. Taught by Bill only wine school in the U.S. He has Was and David Was Cformerly Fagen get them into Studio 54 <" Dario"): Ellis and Kevin Randall, both 3L's, this received the Certificate de Merite from son and Weiss). who grew up in Detroit these are not just employees. One tune is probably the best attended class at the Comite National de Vinde France. under the influence of the MCS and John puts a German song of the Forties to a the Big U. Kevin studies with a Master of Wine (White Panthers) Sinclair of Ann Ar disco beat <" Lili Marlene"), and The class offers the chance to learn at the University of Miami in Ohio and bor. Donald has played bass as a studio another gives us tropical love ("Off the not only about the wines sampled, but has taught the course with Bill the past musician around this area for years, Coast of Me"). also what to look for and how to two years. Both are members of the and plays alto saxophone for the band Their second album chronicles Kid decipher wine labels on your own. Society of Wine Educators. as well. Creole's quest in search of his beloved For example, one of the vital pieces Bill and Kevin will graduate this year David, whose college major was Mimi through a number of tropical lan of information on a bottle of French and so far no one has stepped forward Greek, is jazz critic for the Los Angeles ds and rhythms. They have presented it Burgundy is the name of the shipper, or to continue their teaching legacy. They Herald Examiner. Marcus Belgrave, almost as theater, and it brings out the negotia nt. Some negotiants, like are willing to provide would-be suc who used to play for Ray Charles, is on show-tune quality of Darnell's music. Prosper Beaufaux, have acquired bet cessors with a list of handouts and the trumpet, while ex-MC5 guitarist Maybe he'll be the Stephen Sondheim of ter reputations for bottling and aging materials. Unless someone comes for Wayne Kramer provides the heavy the Eighties. than many wine producers in Burgun ward, future generations of law studen metal riffs. Other contributors are Disco from sweetness to pain : it's not dy. ts will miss the opportunity to fascinate associated. with Parliament just the Bee Gees and Donna Summer The course also covers grape interviewers with tips from their wine Funkadelic, the 0 ' Jays, the Dramatics, anymore. var ieties. A wine made from the class and impress important clients gewurztraminer grape is spicy and with their enological savoir faire. Calendar DO YOU KNOW WHERE Movie Premiere Music-Dance Victo r Victoria wed 4/7 B-S2's YOUR F'RIENDS ARE? A male Julie Andrews? 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Special Assi~nment Reporter Barb another right handed starter to 28 games. But Fingers can't do it all by overlooked is Rick Dempsey, con Zohs recently suffered the inconvenience of keep Rich Reuschel company and got himself. sidered by many to be the league's taking on the Til/,er beat in Lakeland, Fla. Doyle Alexander. And so what if south Pitching, as usual, promises to be the premier catcher. Dempsey led the Following is her sprinli( rraininli( account of paw starter Ron Guidry can't go the Tigers' weakness, too. Sparky Ander league with a .998 fielding percentage, what lies ahead in the American Leal/,ue: distance any more? Manager Bob son thinks he's found a No. 4 starter in committing just one error while gun The Yankees will win the division and Lemon can always open the bullpen and right bander Dave Rozema, who was ning down 16 of 45 baserunners attem league lilies, the Brewers will put up a let Goose Gossage (0.77 ERA, 3·2), Ron the Tigers' hottest and most consistent pting to steal. good fight, and as for the Tigers, Davis (4-5, 2.71), or former Mariner pitcher this spring. Rozema spent most Boston is unli kel y to match its strong well, there's always next year. Who Shane Rawley (4-6, 3.97) come out to of last year in long relief (5-5, 3.63). 1981 second-half showing (29-23, 59-49 says baseball is boring? slam the door. Rozema's elevation to the starting overall) because of -you g uessed Don't assume the Yanks have it all But the Yankees will have to keep an rotation leaves another gap in a bullpen it-shaky starting pitching. sewn up. If the 1982 American League eye on Milwaukee, the team which that is already suffering from the tem So just where is all of the pitching in East division races promise few sur compiled the best overall record <62-47 ) porary loss of Aurelio Lopez (5-2, 3.64) the A.L. East? A lot of it is in Cleveland, prises, there will at least be consistent in the East last year. Milwaukt'e ought who seems to have lost his smoke this of all places. The Indians have three competition in baseball's best-balanced to have the best infield in the spring. Anderson hopes right-hander good starters in Len Barker, who pit division. Only Toronto failed to play league-both offensively and defen Elias Sosa, <1-2, 3.69) purchased from ched a perfect game last year, Bert better than .500 ball in last year's sively-if Paul Molitor stays healthy the Montreal Expos, can give southpaw Blyleven, and former Cardinal Lary strike-marred season. this year. Molitor, who has missed part Kevin Saucier (4-2, 1.65. 13 saves) a Sorensen. In concentrating their errort New York will have to make it of the last two seasons because of in band in shor t relief. on the mound, the Tribe has ended up through October this year without the juries, is getting a shot at third base af Earl Weaver's last year as Baltimore with a promising pitching staff- and services of Reggie Jackson, but who ter an unsuccessful stint in center field. manager may bring a disappointing little else. cares? With the Yankees' depth, Pitching is a problem spot for the end to a career that has produced six Oh yeah. There's also Toronto. Toron there'll be no problem filling his shoes. Brewers, despite the presence of Cy division championships in 12 years. A to's home is called Exhibition Stadium, George Steinbrenner continues to Young Award Winner and League MVP team with three Cy Young Award win and rightly so. Very little of the real assemble the best team that money can Rollie Fingers, who posted an ERA of ners For those who need to dress co~"a ti vely , but don't want to sacrifice style. Come to Vallan's, the tailor who gives you the perf~ t fit. Alterations for Men and Women Mon.-Sat 9:00.to 5:30 Fri. 9:00to8:30 311 East Liberty Ann Arbor, Michigan 48104 Phone 662-7888 Res Gestae-April?, 1982-page 8 Features th edition it's good enough for the first. • Eliminate the use of footnotes. They Curing Casebook are merely a self-serving device used by professors to cite their own articles and get kickbacks from opthomologists. Nobody reads them anyway. • Judah Garber Elephantiasis • RadicalAppendectomies are prescribed: Appendices usually contain such atavisms as constitutions and statutes, which any modern philosopher The problem of excessive casebook " law" is supported by the fact that no Wading through Prosser are over. I of jurisprudence will tell you, have no size has reached weighty proportions. correlation can be found between the have a few suggestions, which if taken connection with The Law. The legal ap Most of you probably think "thin scope of the subject matter covered and to heart by West Publishing Co., et al., pendix, like its anatomical analogue, casebook" is a contradiction in terms. the size of the casebook; e.g., Property will soon cure casebook elephantiasis. has outlived its usefulness and has This is not a new problem, and has over and Criminal Law casebooks are no • We've all seen how a so-called " lan been discredited along wi th the the years given rise to a number of lengthier than casebooks on Snail Law. dmark case" can consume thirty pages theoretical heresay, "Survival of the colloquial expressions. Though this unfortunate phenomenon in a first-edition casebook, only to be Fattest." For example, it should be clear to any can be easily described, it does not law student that the oft misused phrase yield readily to explanation or solution. "the long arm of the law" actua!Jy Thus, the sensitive law student has It should be clear to any law student that the oft refers to the arm used to carry been reduced to wistful speculation on 1 casebooks. Only now do we appreciate how many trees gave their lives for his misused phrase, the long arm of the law, , actually the full import of the threat, "I'll throw or her Environmental Law casebook. refers to the arm used to carry casebooks. the (law) book at you." To these students I say, "Don't Parkinson, author of Parkinson's Law despair." I'm not the sort who would (a thin book), was once overheard to raise your collective (un)consciousness distilled, without any loss of meaning, • Eliminate dissenting opinions: say, "The size of a casebook will ex and anxiety levels to an intolerable to a single sentence statement of the Nobody likes a sore loser. pand to fill the space allotted to it," i.e. degree only to leave you in despair. holding in the fifteenth edition. Why about the size of a large boar . This Quite the contrary. Relax, the days of wait? If it's good enough for the fifteen- • Free us from chain cites: When was the last time you looked up a case cited in a chain cite? When was the last time you read a chain cite? When was the The Last Whole ABA Catalogue last time you read a case? I thought so. • Wipe out the last four chapters of by Jim Loots Next came the ABA brochure place called Forseeability. One could every casebook: They only add fuel to It wasn't long after I came to school featuring a special Lawyer's Cruise spend a Saturday afternoon at the the fears of naive first-year students here that my mailbox began filling with through the Carribbean. What could Forum Shopping Center, catch a show who believe the professors' demands to epis tles addressed to " Attorney-at possibly be unique about a Lawyer's of "Children of a Lesser God" at the finish the last 1000 pages in the final Law" and beginning with the salutation Cruise? Do they discuss maritime law Specific Performance Theatre, then a week of class. " Dear Counsellor ..." or insurance claims against Cunard? late-night snack on Chief Justice What surprised me most was not my For that matter, why can't lawyers buy Burgers topped with wage garnishes • Forget casebooks altogether. Most name on the mailing lists, though, but Eagle-brand No. 2 pencils for their of Get the car tuned up at Bargain students would gladly pay their profs a the nature of the "Legal Aids" being of fices? is this profession really so inbred Mechanics. royalty for the privilege of not having to fered for the Compleate Barrister's that it needs its own ABA-approved Meanwhile, the children of attorneys buy a casebook, relying, as they would Well-Equipped Office. Scattered among typewriter ribbons? could play with the special ERA edition anyway, on Emanuels. the pages of these legal supply It doesn' t take a great deal of of the ever-popular Mr. Polatoehcad, catalogues were such items as Legal imagination to look forward to the-day complete with judicial shroud and his • Apply "Occam's Hacksaw," " Do not filing cabinets, Legal pencils and Legal when the legal profession has its own own back-up group, Donnie and Marie. multiply pages beyond necessity." telephone switchboards. Paperclips, Sears-Roebuck of specially-suited Teenagers could spend their nights at Many a casebook editor's editorial somehow specially suited for the prac products. The well-dressed lawyer the "Stop, Look and L1sten" disco. discretion has gone to flab through lack tice of Jaw, were featured in one. should cast aside his or her com In no lime at all, we could have an of exercise. Another spent great prose extolling the moner's underwear in favor of Bran economic system wholly independent of need for a certain kind of chair in a deis Briefs. He could join the Mitigation the mundane world of civilian mer 1 Well. almost nobody and you can always look up legal office. Diet Club and have his fortune told at a chandising. Praise be to the ABA! the ongmal cases in the reporters. nerd. Law in the Raw Coni piled by :\'Jatthew Kierer Barefoot and Pregnant Process ofElimi nation Cheat Elite In Bellevue, Nebraska, they have their own way of Justice Sam Harshbarger (his real name) of the Harvard Law prof and colorful defense attorney doing things. Local high school officials have or West Virginia Supreme Court, who believes inter Alan Dershowitz has written a book which purports dered that two pages of an advanced biology tex state crime is a "fiction created by the Federal to expose "the dark underside of the legal tbook be glued together because they specifically Government," has recommended that President profession." Among the author's conclusions are, describe methods of birth control. Reagan talse the new federalism to its logical con first, that the criminal justice system depends for - Playboy Magazine, February 1982 clu.sion and eliminate both the Federal Criminal its effectiveness on the " pervasive dishonesty" of a Code and the F.B.I. "cheat elite" of prosecutors who distort evidence, - New York Times, March 23, 1982 judges who wink at it, and lawyers who pursue their own interests at their clients' expense. Second, defense attorneys like, incidentally, Alan Der showitz, act as guardians of freedom when they use legal " tricks" to keep criminals out of jail. " I do not Jury ofH er Peers? apologize for or feel guilty about helping to let a A Florida Circuit Court judge has ruled that a s ix The (Women's Defense' murderer go free, Dershowitz concludes, "even year old girl, charged with aggravated battery for In two separate crimina l prosecutions against though I realize that someday one of my clients may hitting a seven-year old schoolmate with a stick, women, decided one day apart, British courts have go out and kill again." may be tried as an adult. The request came from accepted defense arguments to mitigate sentences -New York Times, March 23, 1982 the girl's own attorney, after consultation with the based on pre-menstrual tension. In one case, a parents, who decided to seek a full jury trial woman who killed her boyfriend was allowed to because "we believe in the jury system." A thir plead guilty to " manslaughter with diminished Quote of the Week teen-year old boy is being charged as a co-defendant responsibility," sentenced to probation, and "I never use the words 'Republican' and Cor holding the victim's arms behind her back while released. ' Democrat.' It's 'liberal' a nd 'American'". the six-year old struck her. -Playboy Magazine, February 1982 - James.. Watt, U.S. Secretary of the Interior . -New York Times. March 27, 1982