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Clinton visits the Valley National forest environmental plan unveiled

ELLY HANNON & GINAMONTEFUSCO K news editors REDDISH KNOB OVERLOOK, Oct. 13 — President Clinton's latest announcement hit closer to home for Shenandoah Valley residents than usual today. Standing against the back- drop of a sweeping mountain vista dotted with bursts of fall foliage, Clinton announced the outline of an environmental plan that will prohibit any develop- ment in "roadless," undisturbed national forests. Clinton dis- cussed his plan in the George Washington National Forest, about 30 minutes from JMU. Joined by Agriculture Secre- tary Dan Glickman and Peter Pinchot, grandson of Gifford Pinchot, one of America's pio- neers of conservation, Clinton issued a call to protect America's national forests. "Within our national forests, there are large parcels of land that don't contain roads of any kind, and in most cases, never DYLAN BOUCHERLE/wnior photographer have," Clinton said. "These areas represent some of the last, best unprotected wildlands any- George Washington National Forest is backdrop for Clinton speech where in our nation. of the president, 50 members of the press "Today we launch one of the RIAN WESTLEY and 20 U.S. and state congressmen largest land preservation assistant news editor President gathered on the mountaintop, said Clinton efforts in America's history to Nadine Pollock, U.S. Forest shakes hands protect these priceless back- REDDISH KNOB OVERLOOK, Oct. 13 spokeswoman for the Bridgewater office. with crowd country lands." — For the first time in at least 40 years, a Established in 1917, George after his Clinton said the U.S. Forest U.S. President paid a visit to George Washington National Forest consists of speech in the Service will prepare an analysis Washington National Forest today, 1.76 million acres of land and stretches George of the exact placement of poten- taking advantage of the pristine view to about 350 miles from Winchester to the Washington tially protectable forest land and announce a plan to preserve millions of Tennessee and Kentucky state lines, National Forest will then present a formal pro- acres of roadless national forest in covering much of the Appalachians and yesterday, posal. Clinton's plan, which will Virginia and 33 other states. Shenandoah Valley, a forest service above. Right: preserve more than 40 million Located about 30 minutes from JMU spokesperson said. Clinton extols acres of undeveloped national and overlooking thousands of acres of Directly impacted by President the virtues of forests — 20 percent of total the national forest from an elevation of Clinton's announcement is the Little land preserva- national forest land — has several thousand feet, Reddish Knob was River Wilderness Roadless Area, which tion in his caused disputes with Republi- transformed on Wednesday morning encompasses 27,248 acres of land in the speech. cans and logging leaders. Oppo- from a remote overlook to the center of much attention. About 120 invited guests see FOREST page 9 KATIE YllLSQttlpholo editor see CUNTON page 9

ll?U'.'Ul I Wanna Be a Supermodel That Old Equine Feeling Boozin' and Bookin' JMU is Getting Sauce'y As part of Mademoiselle's Life-O-Matic Tour, JMU's Equestrian Club, in its first year of UPB has announced that An alcohol awareness speak- ■ ■ students had a chance to sport the latest competition, placed third at Virginia Tech G. Love and Special Sauce er got beyond some of the myths on Sunday. JMU placed ahead of last year's behind college drinking in "Beer. fashions while the Atomic Fireballs, left, pro- i > will perform at the Convo on Booze and Books." Page 3 vided entertainment. Pages 20-21 champion, Randolph Macon. Page 27 Nov. 14. Page 17 TABLE OF CONTENTS Thursday, Oct. 14, 1999 DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR NEWS SGA Meeting ends earty 3 SATURDAY, OCTOBER 16 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 14 Knights of Columbus win award 3

Bible Study, 8:15 p.m., 690 S Mason St , • College Republicans meeting to go to Richmond for Beer, Booze and Books 3 sponsored by Wesley Foundation, call barbeque with George Allen, 1:45 p.m., Godwin Bus Stop, call Ben at 434-3490 Stephanie at 438-3160 Kappa Alpha wins award 5 JMU donates money to ECU 5 • Bill Irwin speaks on Appalachian Trail adventure and recovery from MONDAY, OCTOBER 18 Brown Bag Lunch 7 alcoholism, 7 p.m., Grafton Stovall Theatre • Candlelight Remembrance Vigil to remember those killed in an alcohol-related incidents , 8p.m., the commons OPINION • Brown Bag Lunch, 12 p.m., Festival Board Room, discussion of alcohol and its effects on the TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19 House Editorial: Killing the millenium academic life of students bug 12 Exploring Your Options for a Minor, 7:30 p.m., Burruss 44, Spotlight: What are your plans for fall Primetime, 8 p.m., sponsored sponsored by Peer Advising from the School of Psychology, break? 12 by Campus Crusade for Christ, call callx6214 Laura at 434-6243 Parking ticket situation gets worse and • Fellowship Dinner, 5:30 p.m., 690 S. Mason St., sponsored by WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 20 worse by Steven Glass 13 Wesley Foundation, call Ben at 434-3490 Darts and Pats 13 Acappella Concert, 7:30 p.m., Wilson Hall, featuring Exit 245 • InterVarsity Christian Fellowship Large Group, 7 p.m., Miller 101, and The Bluestones, sponsored by Students for Camp Loopholes in laws need to be closed call Sarah at 574-4980 Heartland, call Cheryl at 438-5762 by Ben Fordney 15

STYLE POLICE LOG WEATHER UPB update 17 ELISSA FORREST Underage Possession of Alcohol Today Paul Janeczko, poet 17 police reporter • Garret N. Funkhouser, 19, of M Bethesda, Md., was arrested and Sunny and breezy WXJM 19 An unidentified individual charged with underage possession High 68, Low 33 allegedly came to a sorority several of alcohol on Oct. 9 at 1:38 a.m. in "American Beauty" review. 22 times between Oct. 7 and Oct. 9 in front of the Alpha Sigma Alpha High Low Just go out 23 unsolicited attempts to meet with a sorority house female JMU student who reportedly • Jacob S. Woody, 19, of Friday Sunny 64 41 did not want to meet with the Richmond, was arrested and FOCUS individual charged with underage possession Saturday Partly cloudy 73 52 The subject is allegedly a non- of alcohol on Oct. 9 at 2:45 a.m. at student who met the student off Newman Lake. Sunday Cloudy with rain 64 51 Mademoiselle's Life-O-Matic College campus at a social event. • Michael S. Carter, 19, of Salem, Tour 20-21 The matter was referred to was arrested and charged with Monday Showers 60 48 campus police and since then has underage possession of alcohol on been resolved. Oct. 9 at 2:45 a.m. at Newman SPORTS Lake. In other matters, campus police • Non-student Megan A. Minton, MARKET WATCH Football 25 report the following: 18, of Salem, was arrested and Wednesday, Oct. 13.1999 charged with underage possession Equestrian Club 27 Possession of Marijuana/ of alcohol on Oct. 9 at 2:45 a.m. at DOW JONES . AMEX Return of the Mac 27 Underage Possession of Alcohol Newman Lake. 184.90 y 2.70? • Allyson L. Bowers, 18, of close: 10,232.16 close: 789.41 Sports Beat 29 Culpeper, was arrested and charged Underage Consumption of Picks of the Week 33 with possession of marijuana and Alcohol NASDAQ S&P 500 - • A JMU student was judicially underage possession of alcohol on 71.04 27.49 f Oct. 10 at 2:57 a.m. in the CISAT lot t C-3. see POUCE LOG page 7 close: 2801.39 close: 1285.55 LIFESTYLE

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Faculty Senate discusses degree requirements at first KA brings home award meeting The Faculty Senate weighed in on the issue of allowing individ- SARAH SUMMERS ual academic departments to han- contributing writer die indi- t ST ■ m vidual Through hard work and 11 degree wmm dedication, the brothers of n ■ Brief iwi reqUire. Kappa Alpha order (KA) won ments two national awards this sum- a t mer at their annual convention Thursday's Senate meeting. A recommendation was in New Orleans. passed to consider the impact of KA, now in its fourth year at changing bachelor of arts and JMU, became the youngest chap- bachelor of science degree ter ever to win the George C. requirements according to each Marshall award. department. Senate members "We were really excited," agreed more time was needed to senior KA secretary Rob Seiple study the recommendations of the B.A./B.S. task force. said. "It made us feel that our Faculty Senate Speaker hard work and dedication was James Couch reported that JMU recognized and had paid off. It is President Linwood Rose a big accomplishment based on appointed four of the 11 faculty how young we are." submitted by Senate to the Senior Bill Greenway, presi- PHOTO COURTESY OF KAPPA ALPHA ORDER search committee for the vice dent of Kappa Alpha, said, "The president of academic affairs fact that we won the Marshall Members of Kappa Alpha Order pose for a post-ceremony photo after winning the George C. position. Marshall award, a national award, at their annual convention this summer. Couch announced local state Award in just our fourth year, Delegate Glenn Weatherholtz speaks volumes about our alum- are required to bring two people Within this book, several frater- plishments and honors, awards and state Sen. Emmett Hanger ni and active chapter." to this annual event; JMU's nity aspects were examined and won on campus etc.), and com- will be attending the November Sheila Williams, coordinator Kappa Alpha chapter sent 10 these aspects were then judged. munications (communication Senate meeting to discuss higher of Student Organization Services representatives, most of whom KA was evaluated on its: with alumni, articles published education issues and the Virginia for Greek Life, said she was also were executive officers. Scholarship, (brothers must about the fraternity, correspon- General Assembly. pleased with KA's outstanding Alsp at the meeting: JMU's chapter also won the maintain a 2.25 GPA), member- dence with sororities). Despite the fact that the uni- accomplishment. national Samuel Zenas Ammen ship education (programs set up Receiving the Marshall versity curriculum council has not "I am very proud of KA and Award for Chapter Excellence. for the chapter like officer train- award left a lasting impression met in more than two years, at the their recent recognition at their This is the third Samuel ing and pledge education), chap- on several of the members. request of the administration, national convention," Williams Zenas Ammen Award KA has ter growth and development "This is a pretty big honor to Senate elected five faculty mem- said. "They have obviously won in its four years at JMU. (how the chapter is expanding, be recognized with this award, bers to the University Curriculum worked hard to excel as a frater- The Ammen Award is given rush numbers, and fraternity sta- since in the past three years only Council (UCC). Jacqueline nity and are highly deserving of annually to 15 out of 130 chap- tistics within JMU), chapter six chapters have won the Williams, associate professor of kinesiology; Faye Teer, professor this recognition." ters. The award is given annual- finances (responsibility with its award," senior Ross Morgan, of computer information systems; KA received its awards at the ly to between one and three finances and financial obliga- vice president of KA, said. Ruth Shelton, associate profes- Convention/National Kappa Alpha chapters out of tions), risk management (making Junior Doug Cossa, corre- sor of marketing and Clarence Leadership Institute (NLI), an 120 chapters. sure they provide a safe environ- sponding secretary, said, "It was Geier, professor of anthropology annual convention where broth- JMU's chapter was awarded ment at chapter activities and phenomenal! It was a 10 year were elected from the Academic ers from chapters across the this honor because it stood out general chapter responsibility), goal for our chapter and we did Policies Committee and Russell nation come to work on official among the other chapters across campus activities and leadership it in five. It is something our Smith, associate professor of economics, will serve on the UCC fraternity business. This year the the nation. The brothers had to (brothers are involved in other entire chapter is proud of and this year. Convention/NLI was from Aug. compile a book of chapter infor- organizations and activities out- we will definitely try to continue 5 - 9. All Kappa Alpha chapters mation and achievements. side of KA, and chapter accom- in the future." 'Purple Reign' theme for JMU Homecoming, Oct. 18-24

Homecoming Week 1999 will feature a return of old traditions JMU joins hurricane relief effort and new activities. There will be a Homecoming parade on Friday, Oct. 22 at 6 Students raise funds to help East Carolina University recover p.m. The parade is a revival of a former JMU tradition, and will fea- ture decorated floats and vehi- MBER CASON Godwin Hall parking lot, Greek Ryder trucks' insurance to bring after talking with a friend who Row and the commons every the donated items from JMU to works at ECU. cles. It will begin in The Festival contributing writer parking lot and end at the inter- i day from 11-2 p.m. Flyers are ECU. CSR is looking for volun- "The Director of Housing at section of Bluestone and Duke Students at East Carolina being posted this week all over teers to work in the truck as well. ECU is a good friend of mine Drives. University in Greenville, N.C., campus to inform students about Many houses in Greenville and we had talked about the There will be a ceremonial are dealing with more than just the event. are condemned, but tenants are damage the flooding had caused groundbreaking for the Leeolou tests and too much reading. Diana Karczmarczyk, the still being asked to pay their rent, and I wanted to get involved," Alumni Center at 10 a.m. They're trying to recover from adviser for Community Service Karczmarczyk said. She said she Evans said. "I put out a newslet- Saturday, Oct. 23. JMU alumni the damage that Hurricane Floyd Representatives (CSR) said, "We didn't know how much damage ter within the Housing and officials will be on hand to sent the flyers to local communi- there was or how many people Marketing Strategies Committee, shovel the first few holes. caused, and JMU is stepping in A pre-game festival will be to help. ty centers and churches because were homeless. which I am a part of, and made held on Godwin Field from 11:30 JMU students and the sur- we need things like mattresses, Evans said that some students others aware of the situation." a.m. to 2 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. rounding community are coming furniture and chairs and we real- are being forced to live in trailer Several other colleges all 23. The festival will feature live together for a donation project ize that students probably do not parks supplied by the Federal over the country have also entertainment and food and bev- called "From JMU, With Love." have these things to give." Emergency Management donated to ECU. erages for purchase. Donations of food and personal "Students are being asked to Agency (FEMA). Many JMU students said The JMU Contemporary supplies will be given to ECU donate things like clothes, "On-campus damage was they are up to the challenge of Gospel Singers will give a free students who have lost posses- canned goods and cleaning sup- minimal compared to off-cam- donating for ECU students. concert at 1 p.m. in Wilson Hall. pus housing," Evans said. "Most "I am going to donate some Also located in Wilson Hall, a sions due to flooding from plies," Karczmarczyk said. a stepshow will be held at 8 p.m. Hurricane Floyd. "ECU is not the only area that students who lived off-campus clothes and canned goods," Admission to the stepshow is $8 The Office of Residence Life is was damaged by the flood, got away with maybe a few days junior Kimmie Maiden said. "I in advance and $10 at the door. sponsoring the event during the but they did have the worst worth of clothes and their com- think it is such a tragic situation. For more information, contact week of Oct. 18-22. damage." puter. Some lost everything." I hope that if something like that the Homecoming Hotline at (540) There will be a Ryder truck Karczmarczyk said the Director of Residence Life ever happened at JMU, other col- 568-7919 or check out the Web stationed around campus in money is also needed for the Maggie Evans began the project leges would help us out, too." site at www.jmu.edu/alumni

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* The Breeze NEWS Thursday, Oct. 14, 1999 7 Women in the Theatre' examined Students' Students who studied abroad in London interpret plays they saw drinking ELLEO'FLAHERTY Isabella. "Her key function in the play is Neumann felt a woman's influence contributing writer as a moral guide for the other charac- on the plays she saw could have habits put ters," she said. changed them also. "You can take a Drawing on their experiences study- Both students said they felt that the stereotype and show it in a more posi- ing abroad in London last spring, two depiction of women in the plays they tive way," she said. "Maybe a woman them at risk, students presented "Women in the studied was biased and stereotypical. would show the stereotype in a more English Theatre" at the brown bag lec- "Shakespeare's women were weak positive light." ture series on Wednesday in Hillcrest and not intelligent, always abiding by Joanne Gabbin, director of the hon- speaker says ors program, was in the audience for House. ALCOHOL, from page 3 Seniors Stacy Neumann and Kim the lecture. "I think that we're talking Trafton's presentation was based on Shakespeare's about Shakespeare and a period "What several college students their observations of the plays they saw removed from us, so modern interpre- don't seem to realize is that anyone while in London. women were weak and tation is always interesting, especially could become an alcoholic," Neumann, a senior English and her interpretation of Lady MacBeth," Matthews said. "In college everyone SMAD major, focused on contemporary not intelligent, always she said. "One of the wonderful doesn't drink at a high risk level. In theater while Trafton, a senior health things about Shakespeare is that he fact, most don't." sciences major, focused on abiding by what the can be interpreted in so many differ- However, he also discussed how Shakespearian works. yy ent ways." more students, especially women are The students said they noticed con- men tell them. Mashona Council, a senior English putting themselves at risk through tinuing themes throughout the roughly major who was also in London, agreed alcohol. 30 plays they saw. They noted women's Kim Trafton with Gabbin. "I think the plays we saw senior "It's very disappointing to see that portrayal in the theater with such traits [in London] were very good, especially the number of college women drink- as jealousy, weakness, guilt, sexuality Shakespeare's plays and how each ing to get drunk has nearly tripled in and lustfullness, loyalty, equality and what the men tell them," Trafton said. director would give his [own] interpre- the last few years," he said. He also compassion. Women were also por- "It probably goes along with the times." tation," she said. cited statistics that said 73 percent of trayed as objects. There were no women writers or Trafton said she felt that the Bard's plays were a sign of the times. "I think assailants and 55 percent of rape vic- "Women in both major and minor directors of the plays the two studied. tims are under the influence of alco- roles were used to portray the moral "I think women tend to see them- that's how men saw most women in the selves better," Trafton said. "If there 15th and 16th century," she said. "It's hol during a rape. [role] in the play," Neumann said. Matthews then asked the auaience In "Measure for Measure" Trafton had been women writers maybe they certainly not how you want to see wouldn't have been so submissive." women portrayed now." what they believed contained the saw this morality in the character most amount of alcohol: a 12-ounce wine cooler, a shot of Absolut Vodka, 4 ounces of wine or 12 ounces of beer. POLICE LOG, from page 2 for alcohol poisoning on Oct. 10 at 9:30 p.m. and Oct. 10 at 1:30 at 3:13 a.m. Destruction of Private p.m. Many members of the audience were referred for underage surprised to find that a 12-ounce wine consumption of alcohol on Oct. The subject had difficulty Property Petty Larceny cooler contains more alcohol than a 9 at 2:45 a.m. at Newman Lake. breathing and chills following • Unidentified individuals • Unidentified individuals shot of vodka. • AJMU student was judicially consumption of seven to 13 allegedly damaged a student vehicle parked in X-lot between allegedly stole Virginia Matthews continued to give stu- referred for underage beers. registered license plates, dents tips on responsible drinking consumption of alcohol on Oct. • A Sigma Chi fraternity pledge Oct. 8 at 4 p.m. and Oct. 9 at 6 "L8RTATR," from a vehicle like not drinking on an empty stom- 8 at 11:20 p.m. in Hoffman Hall. was found unconscious at p.m. The damage is estimated at parked in Z-lot between Oct. 9 ach, not drinking carbonated alcoholic • A JMU student was judicially Chesapeake Hall on Oct. 12 at at 10 p.m. and Oct. 10 at 10:30 referred for underaged 1:11a.m. $150. beverages and not drinking alcohol at p.m. consumption of alcohol on Oct. The student reportedly drank high elevations. The plates are valued at $28. 10 at 3:13 a.m. in Garber Hall. punch laced with alcohol at a Violence to Persons Some students said the discussion pledge function held in the • An unidentified male student • Unidentified individuals presented theories they already knew, assaulted another male student allegedly stole a hang tag from Possession of False Sigma Chi fraternity house. but also had new information. over a dispute outside of the an employee vehicle on Oct. 8 Operator's License The case is still under Senior Michelle Tripp said she Tri-Sigma sorority house on between 7:45 a.m. and 5 p.m. • Garret N. Funkhouser, 19, of investigation and has been attended the presentation because it Oct. 9 at 1:18 a.m. in G-lot. Bethesda, Md., was arrested referred to an outside agency related to research she was doing in There were no signs of and charged with possession of with law . enforcement The victim did not wish to one of her psychology classes. press criminal charges. forced entry. an operator's license not his jurisdiction. "The presentation was well put • Unidentified individuals own on Oct. 9 at 1:38 a.m. in together," Tripp said. "A lot of the Grand Larceny allegedly stole a maroon Huffy front of the Alpha Sigma Alpha Fraud opinions he presented were already • A JMU student lost $620 by • Unidentified individuals Timberlake 10-speed bike from soronty house. Warren Hall between Oct 3 at 1 many of my own." fraud on Oct. 10 as a result of a allegedly stole a charcoal gray Tripp said the entire presentation Marin mountain bike from p.m. and Oct. 10 at 2 p.m. Dangerous Practices bid on a computer while using seemed to further affirm her beliefs outside of Zane Showker Hall The bike was left locked and • A JMU student was judicially the ebay Internet auction on Oct. 7 between 2 and 8 p.m.' found missing upon the return concerning alcohol. charged for dangerous service. of the owner. "The video clip that Matthews practices on Oct. 9 at 2:45 a.m. This was determined on Oct. The bike is valued at $600. • Unidentified individuals showed concerning rape was pretty at Newman Lake after paddling 13 by a JMU police investigator. allegedly stole a Canon Number of drunk in public intense," Tripp said. "This is the first across the lake in a rubber raft. Destruction of Public camera, valued at $75, an charges since Aug. 28:17 Alcohol Awareness event that I have Exxon credit card and a JAC been to and I really wasn't expecting Alcohol Poisoning Property card from a book bag possibly Number of parking tickets something like that." • A JMU student was • Unidentified individuals left at Melrose Caverns, Alpha issued between Oct. 4 and Junior Elynn Walter has been a transported from Garber Hall to allegedly smashed a table top Kappa Lamda fraternity house October 11:1072 regular attendee of alcohol awareness Rockingham Memorial Hospital podium in Jackson Hall on Oct. 10 at 10:23 p.m. or Wayland Hall between Oct. 9 programs and said she enjoyed Matthew's discussion. "He had a new and interesting way of getting the material out to stu- There will be no Breeze on dents," Walter said. "He also did a great job of incorporating student opinions." 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The Breeze NEWS Thursday, Oct. 14, 1999 Clinton plans to preserve 'roadless* areas CUNTON, from page 1 "Unfortunately, this Congress seems intent on walking away nents have said the plan will from this opportunity," he said. detract from logging and mining "They're trying to slash Lands businesses and unnecessarily Legacy funding by a full two- shelters healthy forests. thirds this year alone, with no "It's an anti-environmental action at all to ensure permanent policy," Sen. Larry Craig (R- funding in the years ahead." Idaho), said in an Oct. 12 Associ- Clinton said he would veto ated Press article. Craig said for- spending bills that contain anti- est health will suffer without environmental riders. access. "As Congress completes its Michael Klein, spokesperson work on the Interior bill, again I for the American Forest and ask the leadership to send me a Paper Association, stated in an clean bill that adequately funds Oct. 11 press release, "We are the Lands Legacy initiative and convinced [the Clinton adminis- other priorities," he said. "But let tration] wants [the timber indus- me be clear: If the Interior bill try] out of the national forests. If lands on my desk looking like it these policies continue, jobs will does now, I will give it a good be lost and much of the market environmental response. I will will move overseas." send it straight back to the recy- Clinton said his plan won't cling bin." affect the logging industry. Clinton concluded his "It is very important to point remarks by emphasizing that out that we are not trying to turn preserving the environment the national forests into muse- should be a nonpartisan issue. ums, even as we strengthen pro- "People walk through these tection," he said. "The majority woods and talk [about] a lot of of our forests will continue to be things, but I'll bet very few of responsibly managed for sustain- them say, 'Are you a Republican able timber production and other or a Democrat?'" Clinton said. activities. More than 120 people wit- "We are once again deter- nessed Clinton's announcement, mined to prove that environ- including three faculty and staff mental production and economic members from JMU. Library DYLAN BOVCHERLE/senior photographer growth can, and must, go hand employee Christina Bolgiano, President Clinton shakes hands with Peter Pinchot, the grandson of one of America's conservation pio- in hand." chemistry professor Dan neers, at Reddish Knob yesterday. Pinchot was one of 120 guests invited to the environmental event. Clinton said less than 5 per- Downey and reference librarian cent of forest timber is currently Lynn Cameron were among the being cut in roadless areas. invited guests. All three are The president also called on advocates of environmental Forest takes center stage Congress to support his Lands preservation. Cameron was Legacy initiative, a proposed $1 invited through her involvement billion fund for protecting "pre- in the Virginia Wilderness Com- cious lands across America." mittee, Bolgiano through the during president's visit "[This initiative] would allow Sierra Club and Downey us to save Civil War battlefields, through the forest service. FOREST, from page 1 national forest was not revealed healthiest parts of forests, like remote stretches of the historic to the media until Tuesday the George Washington "I've been working on pro- evening. On Tuesday night, the Lewis and Clark Trail, nearly tecting forest lands for a decade," forest and can be viewed from National Forest, don't have half a million acres in California the top of Reddish Knob. If long, winding road to Reddish roads built in them, he said. said Cameron, who is a past Knob was closed at dusk, Pollack desert parks and wilderness president of the Virginia Wilder- Clinton's preservation plan is put Clinton said, "This is a good into effect, this land will remain said. Secret Service officials then day for the cause of public areas," he said. ness Committee. '"This is going secured the area. Clinton expressed dissatisfac- protected from the development health and the children of to be a great legacy for his presi- In attendance at Reddish America." tion with the lack of Congres- dency. It's really good news for of roadways and logging for the foreseeable future. Knob to support Clinton's Christina Wulf, vice chair of sional support for the Lands people who want to protect Because of the proximity of announcement yesterday was Virginia Forest Watch, the Legacy initiative. wilderness areas." some areas of the George largest coalition of Virginia Washington National ___ _ conservation groups, also ii Forest to the nation's T '"-—1 ^tt needs for [Clinton's W she said. preservation] announce- America. Wulf said she thought 1 ment, Pollock said. Four Bill Clinton the location of the event was sites were chosen as President of the United States important because of the possible areas for Clinton large amount of roadless to speak at, she said. forest that Reddish Knob One week later an "advance Bill Meadows, a wilderness overlooks. crew" and Secret Service advocate. He said he was Chief of George Washington officers from the White House involved in talks with Clinton's Forest Services Mike Dombeck arrived to look at the sites and White House staff about the said, "This is really a proposal and said he believed commitment to the long-term Wr"-~" 1 h t v^ Thursday a final decision was t^im made that Reddish Knob would this is something the American health of the land ... to make KATIE WILSOtilphoto editor be the location. people support. The wilderness sure we have these large The breathtaking backdrop of George Washington National Forest For security reasons, the exact society has been involved for unfragmented tracts of land for was the setting for unveiling President Clinton's environmental plan. location of the event within the decades in showing that the future generations.' 10 Thursday, Oct. 14, 1999 NEWS Trie Breere

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The Breeze Thursday. Oct. 14. 1999 13 OP/ED Ticketing situation just gets worse and worse One student becomes completely fed up with the parking department and its employees So a couple weeks ago, I'm up at The the parking officer had come and gone. around it? I assume the rationale is that thought about getting them back some- Festival on the tail end of some Man was I ever burned! they don't want your car there in the time by hiding in a bush and jumping errands, trying to catch some fine The worst part is that the person who event of a fire. What I'm saying is, you them when no one is around. I've also Festival grub and get home for the wrote the ticket didn't even put his really think I'm going to be sticking contemplated hiding in my illegally Redskins game, which I thought was at 1 name on the ticket. around The Festival if there's a fire? parked car and yelling "BOO!" as they o'clock, but was actually at 4 p.m. Next to "office of" they write their Trust me, I would have wheeled the are writing my ticket. But then, that Not seeing any spots across the street number, which 1 guess is to protect them yogurt machine out of there and into my would be childish and anyway, I could or up the dirt road, I decided to park my from disgruntled people like me. car long before the fire trucks got there if always go find their puppies. car in front of The Festival, not in the fire All I know is, if 1 did know who this there was a fire. I don't seem to mind those parking lane, but on the sidewalk. person was, I would drive to the house I'm really beginning to think that the people that stand in driveways of When I walked in the door 1 saw that and do figure- people that restricted lots though; they at least listen the line wasn't very long and thought eights on their work for the to headsets and dance when they think "nice, in and out in less than five." lawn in my car parking depart- no one's looking. Less than five minutes later 1 was out and super-glue Breeze Reader's View ment are those Those guys are funny, but I hope it the door with my Supreme sandwich, the parking tick- kids that we all rains on the day that the person who and I was in my car. I set my stuff down et they wrote me — Steven Glass made fun of in issued my ticket works. And I hope they in shotgun and started the car when to their puppy. high school. don't have an umbrella! staring me in the face was a fatty boom Here it was, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Now they are I'll probably pay the parking ticket, batty parking ticket. a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky, here at JMU getting their revenge on the but rest assured I'll ruin someone's day "That sucks," I thought, but at least and this person has nothing better to do rest of us as the "Yes Men" of an admin- in Shenandoah Hall doing it the same it's only $20 dollars, right?" No. than wander around the 1SAT campus, istration that makes more money in a way somebody ruined my Sunday. Apparently parking on the sidewalk the deserted town of JMU and write week issuing parking tickets than NASA I'm going to consider my $50 a down meant 1 was illegally parked in the fire parking tickets. spends on most space missions. payment on a reserved spot in that new lane, a $50 citation. Even worse, it was an October My ticket had a big stamp on the line parking deck, whenever they drive the I jumped out of my car and started Sunday, which means it's football sea- where it said "Ticket No." that read ducks away from Newman Lake and looking for the cowardly person in blue son, and this person would rather wan- 083102. start building it. who had issued me the fine. der around and write parking tickets It's so infuriating to see some of But of course, just like the guy who than watch football, which means some- them walk around campus, laughing at Steven Glass is a junior SMAD major waits for me to go to the can and sneaks thing is wrong with them to begin with. people who are illegally parked before who not only gets annoyed about parking in my apartment and turns on my air And what's the big deal about park- they whip their pens out and write tickets, but also can't believe that the parking conditioning and opens all my windows, ing in the fire lane, or the sidewalk another ticket, drunk on authority. I've office closes at 4:30 p.m.

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Bicycle and Pedestrian Go to the events, learn about bicycle It seems odd that such motivation is chance we get to share with the world Safety Education Week and pedestrian safety and win some necessary at a school like JMU. To the what an amazing place this school is. great prizes! outside world, we are some bizarre, The Homecoming Student Spirit begins soon unreal bastion of happiness where Committee would like to challenge friendliness abounds and the answer to the student body to not only celebrate the question, "How do you like JMU?" Homecoming '99 with all the gusto it To the editor. Jennifer Crea is constantly answered with a resound- can muster, but to throw on some senior ing "I love it, it is amazing!" purple and gold and rally the troops Bicycle and Pedestrian Safety health sciences With this attitude in place, it is for an impromptu pep rally, just Education Week will be held Monday, amazing that school spirit is ever an because they are bursting with pride Oct. 18 through Thursday, Oct. 21. issue. What happens within the f6r the university. Thomas Syre's HTH 458 Health Program School pride needs to confines of Harrisonburg that pre- Are you up to the challenge? If so, Planning class will be educating the JMU vents action? look for information regarding community about the importance of safe- emerge for Homecoming How is it that we can't fill our mea- Homecoming Student Spirit events at ty when riding a bicycle or walking in ger stadi- information booths located throughout and around campus. To the um that campus or visit the Homecoming web Why have this activity? Just remem- editor has thou- site at xvww.jmu.edu/alumniAiomecoming. ber Meg Ryan in the movie "City of sands of You can register your club, organi- Angels." Need I say more? This is seats for zation, group or residence hall to com- More than 900 people die each year in less a letter home pete for Student Spirit Points, which bicycle accidents. Thousands of pedestri- to the edi- football add up to great prizes donated by local ans are struck down by cars and trucks. tor than it games? Harrisonburg businesses, at any Do you want that to be you? is a chal- Are we Student Spirit information booth. Learn more about riding safely on lenge. It is just really campus and in the 'Burg. See our dis- a challenge spirited, plays throughout campus, anywhere to the but orga- from the commons to The Festival. members of the JMU community to dig nized athletics-haters? Is it a silent Jill Zagora Listen to speakers who have seen deep within themselves and as protest because we don't sell beer junior firsthand the results of not biking safely Homecoming '99 rolls around, to find at Bridgeforth? POSC or riding without a helmet. their school spirit. Why don't our students come out in Homecoming Student Spirit Chair They will share their tragic experi- As members of the Homecoming droves, not necessarily to support the ences with you. You may even have a Student Spirit Committee, we often football team, but to be as raucous and new view of riding around and walking have the unrewarding job of bolstering candid as we want in displaying our on campus! students and their lacking sense of love for JMU? We will be giving away helmets and pride into a sheer frenzy that should Homecoming '99 presents itself to Meghan Hargraves bike locks throughout the week on cam- surround the Homecoming festivities. you all as a challenge. The lack of junior pus. You also have a chance of winning a Our job should be relatively pain- school spirit is a grave disappointment SCOM free bike! less, but unfortunately it's not. to those of us who want to take every Student Spirit Marketing Chair 16 Thursday, Oct. 14, 1999 OPINION The Breeze

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ARISA CATALANO stories that take a little bit of [his] hear the speaker. The diverse contributing writer personal experiences and makes group who attended included them real in the context in which students from early childhood A writer, poet, speaker and they are written." and middle education pro- teacher who has published more Janeczko provided handouts grams as well as a reading class than 25 books of poetry, teaching that explained teaching process- in adolescent education, Karen guides and novels for young es for writing different kinds of Broaddus, assistant professor of readers — including education, said. one of the books in the wmm^m Some of Janeczko's pub- Young Indiana Jones lished works include, series — presented a When writing poetry, you "That Sweet Diamond," "I feel a Little Jumpy Around rTy0rtheOP|chooirodf doti '* med t0 WOrry ab°Ut You: Paired Poems by UC nday Men and Women," and and weSneSay° facts, you need to worry about "Very Best (almost) Friends: Poems of travds' around"^ ^Ut'S trW, but flOt the fdCtS. " Friendship." One of his world lecturing on works about teaching is, how to teach children "Scholastic Guides How to write poetry. Paul Janeczko to Write Poetry." "When writing poet, speaker and teacher And the diverse writer poetry, you don't need has also written non-fic- to worry about facts, tion, "Loads of Codes you need to worry about what's poetry and explained the steps and Secret Ciphers." true, but not facts," Janeczko said for writing and recognizing His books have been rec- after addressing how kids often poetry. The workshop encour- ognized by the American ask if the poems he writes are aged creativity and he said that LibraryAssociation, includ- about himself. "poetry is not about limits, it's ing the ALA Best Book for He said his poems "are about about possibilities." Young Adults ("Poetspeak") MEGHAN MONTGOMERY/.wimr photographer people who don't exist, but [he] A total of 130 students ven- and an ALA Notable book Paul Janeczko addressed poetry and teaching poetry at t .vo made them real in the poem." tured to Grafton-Stovall Theatre ("The Place My Words are separate lectures on Monday and Wednesday night. He also said that he "has created on Monday and Wednesday to Looking For").

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If you have ever known anyone killed in an alcohol-related incident, please join us in remembering these individuals at this vigil. Candles provided. Sponsored by Alcohol Awareness Week. •Tuesday, Oct. 19* Sunset on the Quad II 5-6 p.m. Celebrate our beautiful campus while enjoying FREE food, prizes, and live entertainment by various JMU acapella groups! Co-sponsored by University Dining Services. •Thursday, Oct. 21* •Wednesday, Oct. 20* Purple & Gold Day Homecoming Volleyball Tournament All Day 6 p.m.-11 p.m. Let it "reign" purple and gold! Show off Ten team maximum, double elimination your school pride by strutting through (8 players per team). Let the "reigns" campus wearing purple and gold. Prizes begin! (At least one faculty and staff will be awarded on the Commons. member required per team.) Call x8711 to register. Purple Pride on the Commons 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

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The Breeze STYLE Thursday, Oct. 14, 1999 19 WXJM plays for all ears Campus radio station airs music variety to Valley Haber said her goal is to "help rising library minimal. Troutman and Koontz OANIE CLARK Contrasting the hip-hop scene, senior Nicole Haber, Americana director, runs a musicians on their way to being big." both had an extensive music collection icontributing writer show Friday from noon to 2 p.m. that fea- Senior Karyn Blanco, programming of their own. Koontz prefers classic It's Saturday morning. tures bluegrass, folk and roots. Although director, agrees. rock, while Troutman usually plays Last night's exertions kept you up late her favorite music is old folk from the "We exist to get (under-represented music of the roots genre, which is simi- last night (or early this morning) but the late '60s, it is often hard to get labels to musicians) exposure," Blanco said. lar to music by Willie Nelson (country day to sleep in has finally come. offer any- Although with punk influence). Their show airs As you lay snuggled in your bed, an thing that ^—^——^——^ the station Thursday 2 to 4 p.m. obnoxious blaring noise from the radio is more strives to Senior Suzanna "Satana" Paradise suddenly burns your eardrums as you than a That is the reason why we play keep the plays music that would send Nelson realize that you forgot to turn off the year old. manage- fans running and screaming. She has a alarm clock. " W e so many different kinds of music, ment limit- loud rock show called "Theatre of "What is that ruckus?" you ask, sound- look in ed to stu- Brutality" that runs on Thursdays from ing far too much like Grandma. the cur- so we can be educational. dents, two 8 to 10 p.m. That "ruckus" just might be the stu- r e n t deejays "I typically play a lot of death metal, dent-run, student-operated, student- music that have and heavy stuff that you can't hear any- been with where else," she said. programmed college radio station, m a g a - Cathy Holden zines and WXJM As the genre director for loud rock, WXJM (88.7 FM). WXJM publicity director But the station plays much more see what's since their Paradise keeps in contact with record than the heavy metal that woke you being ( humble labels and gives a weekly report to trade from your slumber. With a wide vari- released, beginnings magazines and the Mid-Atlantic College ety of music styles from techno and then we call the labels," Haber said still continue to broadcast with them. Radio Conference (MACRoCk). urban to bluegrass and reggae, any about how she chooses her selections. Chuck Troutman and Don Koontz One group that has caught her inter- music fan is bound to find their "But the deejays are my biggest source began assisting the station when their est is New Incubus. "It's basically favorite program. of information." deejays were scarce and their music groove with a lot of funk and heavy chords," she said. But don't expect to hear The polar opposite of Britney Spears any time soon. Paradise's show, is junior WXJM strives to give listeners Hina Ansari's show that airs an alternative to the commer- Mondays 2 to 4 p.m. Ansari cial music scene, so most of IWXJM said she plays music that is the groups that are played are 88.7 fm hamsni'hi request line - 568-3425 actually from Indian movies. part of the underground "People have called in music scene, or under-repre- 88.7 Sun. MOD. Tue. Wed. Thu.. Eri Sat and tell me this sounds sented artists. really cool," Ansari said. "We can't play music WXJM Tom Shin KaiSafron Steve Gusto "There's a lot of Indians that plays on other sta- midnight - Mike Favila Carrie Hill Kusek and Pakistanians in the tions because then we 2 a.m. Cassada Bechter METAL TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO community, and we don't wouldn't be providing an TECHNO TECHNO URBAN Matt, Dan, Kris ten Chris Jim Blackburn often recognize the diversi- alternative," senior Cathy 2-5 a.m. Brent Man Jody Emanuel Webster Worthingtn Luke Garvin Colglazicr ty on campus." Holden, publicity director, FREE FREE FREE FREE As an entirely volunteer said. "That is the reason FREE FREE FREE FORM FORM FORM FORM FORM FORM FORM program, WXJM is continual- we play so many different Anna Bryan ly searching for students who kinds of music, so we can 5 - 8 a.m. Melanie Hate Milk Len AnnaA Marty Hilldrup Mystery Albright Lisa in the a.m. Creech are interesting in being a part be educational." Holden FREE FREE FREE of the station. has her own reggae pro- FREE FREE FREE FREE FORM FORM FORM FORM "We really try to get gram on Thursdays from FORM FORM FORM 8-10 a.m. Kevin Tony Shehzad/ Jenny Purvec Emerson KimWethe people to volunteer, become a 10 p.m. to midnight. Patel Barillas deejay and get on the air," J.J. Jensen, urban director, MacNutt Taylor Ben Wendy PROG PROG PROG PROG PROG PROG PROG Holden said. "People think, 'I is the deejay for Tuesdays' 10 ROCK ROCK ROCK have to know about sound p.m. to midnight show, ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK 10 a.m. - Rebecca Katie Nick/ Laurin Katie Mike Liz Davis production,' but really any- Operation Lockdown, which Walker one can get involved." features many underground noon Feilding McShane Darren Askew Youell PROG PROG PROG Deejays are chosen on a hip-hop groups. Although PROG PROG PROG PROG ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK point system. Throughout artists that first come to mind ROCK ROCK ROCK noon - Jenny Keen Katie/ Lee Lewis/ Jason Scon Nicole John Mark the semester people come in in this genre are Puff Daddy Ramsburg Haber Logan and help with different tasks and Busta Rhymes, the music 2 p.m. PROG Adam Jacob P. Misterka ROCK JAZZ JAZZ SOUL JAZZ ROOTS/ around the studio such as Jensen plays has more of a JAZZ BGRASS Sabado reviewing CDs, and each jazz influence. He compares Chuck/ Jason Cultural task earns them a specific his selections to groups like a 2-4 p.m. Cozmo Hina Ansari Knsli Amanda Mathews Musick Don Goodwin amount of points. The stu- Tribe Called Quest. King Andy Brenner REGGAE WORLD JAZZ BGRASS ROOTS JAZZ dents with the most amount "It has a unique sound, of points gets first pick at more jazzy," he said. 4 - 6 p.m. Daniel Matt/ Cas Meg Ruane Steve/Mike/ Darren World Beat Richardson Brett M. Dibiasi Cafe their airtime. "They're talking about more Baber MikeK. Senior Cas Richardson, than just partying and being PROG PROG PROG PROG PROG PROG ROCK assistant program director, is in rich. They have more con- ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK Jeremiah Mike Rote charge of making the grid, scious lyrics." Some of the 6-8 p.m. TOPIS Kim Tim Morris Christina Brenden/ Vansant Chang Chad Jenkins which is the list of deejays and groups that have been getting PROG their shows. more playtime are the Rascalz ALAN PROG PROG PROG WXJM WORLD WATTS ROCK ROCK ROCK LIVE ROCK "The thing I like best and Swollen Members, both Tom Fienche about this station is that you 8 -10 p.m. Mike Nate Marsh Rob/Matt Karyn B. Suzanna Devin from Canada. Malone TECHNO can be totally spontaneous. It "Hip-hop is one of the Hudzina NEWS SPORTS REGGAE Paradise TALK METAL METAL . .. is an expression of you." major influences in my METAL TALK Questions regarding JJ Jensen Max Trone Cathy Nikia/Jamel Neal Beggan life," he said. "I bought 1 10 p.m. - Lucas Jamaal volunteer opportunities can two turntables a few ■ midnight Dansie Qarey Holden URBAN TECHNO REGGAE URBAN URBAN be directed to the WXJM pro- years back and they are 1 URBAN URBAN gramming office at x3559. like my children."

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It certainly wasn't an average day on the com- pea-coats are all trends one ca mons, with students sashaying down the runway new season. to the beat of a musical rundown of house, techno Mademoiselle seemed to hai and dance beats. Mademoiselle magazine, as part of each piece with a college atmc their two-day Life-O-Matic tour, constructed a cat- ing the show more relaxed am walk in the middle of campus on Tuesday, bringing as well as audience members the cutting edge of fashion straight from New York from beginning to end. to JMU. Everything modeled on th< After arriving on Sunday to set up tents, the tour affordable feel to it and the au opened Monday morning at 10 for the model search. many of these items as they w The show ran for two days from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. who seem to enjoy wearing th offering prizes and contest registration at tents repre- themselves. "1 loved the clothi senting companies such as Dodge Neon, Biore, Sony, freshman Maegan Clark, "anc Express, Venezia Jeans and Target. time. It was a lot fun and reall As part of the tour, Mademoiselle held a student The show featured many c model search on Monday in search of individual flai the perfect catwalk prowlers. First- —u appreciated b; come, first-serve was the rule and One of the fav plenty participants found a way into who wore a si their own treasured 15 minutes of I had a blast... sorized with tl fame. boom-box pla "I had a blast doing the show, it I knew that this After taking was something I've always wanted to Mary Beth Tir do and I knew that this model search model search though a lot o would be my only chance to do a really ordinal- show like this," freshman Brandon would be my only the amount of Cyphers said. around, I four With the highest participation rate chance to do a to encourage i amongst all the other schools visited Many mode on the Life-O-Matic tour, 37 JMU runway weari women turned out to "do their show like this. some wore pi; thing" modeling the latest fall fash- soled shoes, s< ions from Lane Bryant and Express, Brandon Cyphers Timberlands c and 15 men modeled Tommy's much freshman Sasser poin anticipated fall line. themes of the Krishna Sasser, retail editor for around the lif< Mademoiselle served as the announcer of the show student. and gave a rundown on each model's ensemble and "Individuality, freedom, v color scheme, pointing out important trends and col- sion are all things that we are ors to be aware of while shopping for the latest fall and celebrate," she said. "We fashions. dents are smart consumers, th Down the walk went 52 fellow students looking and their main purpose is fun the part of the top model, complete with the scowl- style. We are responding and ing pouts every supermodel must own. and audience," she said. The fashions seemed appropriate for a laid-back And just as all the excitem campus atmosphere and versatile for most any social down, Mademoiselle once agai or classroom setting. crowd with the presentation ( The show continued with quite a gathering of Fireballs. The band, putting a students, all fascinated with the New York fashion new modern sound, set up fo Top and bottom: Students swing dance to music by Atomic Fireballs during Hiifraiivllr i Life-O- feel on the commons. The clothes seemed to carry a commons. theme of the four new colors of the season: creme, The tour will continue on I Matic Tour on the commons. Aside from listening to a live band, students could strut down the olive, red and the almighty, always-stylish black. mid-December when the toui runway, design the car of the future, get beauty makeovers, try their hand at the NHL Slapshot Embroidery, Norditec vests, leather, big mohair At a rate of two schools per w challenge, get free products, or enter to win prizes. sweaters, denim jackets, and motor-cross/leather definitely doing their part ma i*»mm

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:an expect to see for the ave carefully selected icsphere in mind, mak- nd fun for participants s who stuck around Clockwise from left Students had the chance to design their he runway had an own car on IMACs with a chance to win a 2000 Dodge Neon; ludience clapped for Hundreds of itudsnta signed up to walk down the runway, and were shown by models 37 women and 15 men got the chance to strut their stuff in these stylish garments this season's latest fashions; Swing band Atomic Fireballs' lead hes," said student-model singer entertains the crowd. Sponsors with tents at the event id I had a really good illy laid back." were Dodge Neon, More, Sony, Express, Venezia Jeans and Target options that added Embroidery, Nordrtec vests, leather, big mohair sweaters, denim air to each model, much jackets, and motor-cross/leather peacoats are all trends one can by audience members, expect to see for the new season. ivorites was the model simple outfit acces- the '80s classic, a Sony laced on her shoulder, Model 'Search' Turned Out To Be First-Come, First-Serve For Students ig in the show, senior BY CONTRIBUTING WRITER NKOU STONE inkham said, "Even of the clothes seemed The song "I Wanna Be a Sasser. However, Mademoiselle The Life-O-Matic Tour offered market and promote their prod- iry and common as far as Supermodel" echoed does keep the participants' pic- a lot more to students than a ucts, while at the same time allow- of people wearing it through the commons tures on file and there were repre- chance to model. ing students to test out different and the show did its best Monday and Tuesday when sentatives from Mademoiselle at the "The Life-O-Matic Tour is all products." J individual style." Mademoiselle's Life-O-Matic show. about bringing the pages of Junior Jennifer McNamara dels appeared on the Tour invaded the JMU campus. Just think, the Mademoiselle to said, "I think it [The Life-O-Matic iring running shoes, What girl hasn't dreamed next Nikki Taylor life and allowing Tour] is a great event because you >latform-like rubber- about strutting her stuff on the may have been spot- "The purpose [off the the students to get to experiment with different runways of Paris or Milan? ted at JMU. After all, interact and products that are of interest to some guys had search]... is to give > or running shoes, Although for most people that it's no secret that experiment with college students and you get to dream never becomes a reality, JMU is known for the very products see what's out there." in ted out the main people who wouldn't e tour, which revolved Mademoiselle gave JMU students having beautiful being advertised Women could experiment ife of the typical college the opportunity to live out their women. We weren't in the maga- with the latest cosmetics from fantasies by modeling the latest rated number two in normally participate zine,"Gigi Tommy Hilfiger and get tips from fashions by Express, Lane Bryant Playboy for nothing, Musachia, a rep- versatility and expres- in a fashion show the make-up consultants, as well as •e trying to encourage and Tommy Hilfiger. right? resentative for try out fragrances like Freedom. "The purpose of the Student A reputation for Tommy Hilfiger In addition to trying out make up, e know that college stu- opportunity to they're on a tight budget Model Search is to give people having beautiful said. students could try out the newest who wouldn't normally partici- women did not play There were vari- in innovative Sony aud'o equip- mctional clothing and become a model for d catering to this market pate in a fashion show the oppor- a part in Mademoi- ous tents lining ment and enter to win a Sony tunity to become a model for a day selle's decision to the commons that mini disk player. a day." ment seemed to die and explore their own personali- come here, Sasser gave students the Students also had the chance to ty," Krishna Sasser, retail editor said. opportunity to design their own car and win a ain invigorated the Kristina Sasser 1 of the band Atomic for Mademoiselle said. "The companies try out new prod- 2000 Dodge Neon. a twist on jazz to make a "I always wanted to be a model want to target col- Retail Editor, Mademoiselle ucts and win free This is the fifth year that for a live concert on the and I'm really excited about being lege students that fit gifts, while col- Mademoiselle has sponsored the in the fashion show," freshman a certain type," she said. "The lecting product samples along the tour, which will be stopping at 20 T to more schools until Brandon Cyphers said. companies and the advertisers way. Sasser said the point of the schools along the East and West ur will come to an end. The event was not intended to work together to find colleges that tour is to "give sponsors the coasts. Their next stop is the week, Mademoiselle is be a model search according to meet their criteria." opportunity to reach the college University of Pittsburgh. lake JMU stylish. The Breeze 22 Thursday, Oct. 14, 1999 STYLE 'American Beauty: Before To conform or not Aching Da'Burg for Fall Break sexy cheerleading friend, and the highlight 1IELSON CRAGG of his day is masturbating in the shower come enjoy us Thursday night! ^contributing writer before work. Welcome to the delightfully twisted Then come the new neighbors that world of Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey). serve to radically alter the course of Lester's It proves to be a very interesting world at life and the lives of his entire family. that. Present are all the things that interest What first-time director Sam Mendis has us — guns, sex, drugs and violence. done is to create a film that deconstructs Great Food Great Fun! But Lester's world proves to be much more American ideals. Lester represents a charac- than just that His world forces us to question ter who is fed up with society and its adult our assumptions about life in suburbia. rules. He rejects these rules entirely and in The setting of the the process commits some of the funniest Band Tonight film is quite normal, AMERICAN BEAUTY' (and sometimes dis- reassuring and bland. Lester lives in RATED: R turbing) acts. But don't go a nice little house in RUNNING TIME: 118 minutes expecting only com- Calf Mountain Jam a suburb that is WHERE: Harrisonburg 14 never identified by edy. The film is name. It really does- edgy, fresh and orig- n't matter where it is because Lester's town inal, and this comes through as a sort of represents every suburb in America. hidden undercurrent of menace amongst f| No Cover The first shot slowly zooms in on the the seemingly peaceful tree lined streets. street they inhabit, and from there we are We know something bad is going to hap- taken deep into what is really going on in pen to someone, we just don't know when this quiet little suburban hamlet. And just or where. to make things interesting, Lester's street The questions the movie asks are: Can ^ Begins 10:30pm happens to be populated by a rebellious American society let Lester get away with daughter, a stressed out wife, a gay couple his decision to reject the American ideal? next door and a Hitler loving ex-marine. Can a 42-year-old man quit his respectable But all is not well in suburbia, because desk job and go to work in a burger joint Lester soon makes it clear that he is not and try to land high school cheerleaders? It's % 111 off appetizers for ladies exactly happy with his life. He hates his enjoyable to watch Kevin Spacey try. It's job, he covets his 16-year-old daughter's definitely worth the price of admission. FAUX PAS ^\ "Drop Dead Gorgeous" will be shown at Grafton-Stovall Theatre at j 221 University*********** Blvd. 801-0221 9:30 p.m. only. The style editor regrets the mistake. 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This Week: William and Mary leads the overall series, !;££, including* Statistics 524-12 win lastfyear at JMU's homecoming. The two teams played at Passing g Att Cww, Int, TP Eff. afeWjfcM in 1997, and the Tribf was Corley, W&M 3 42 2? I 223.2 -Jgnfts Madison 4-0 44 ^ 123 victoriouS;38-25. Bankhead. UMass3 89 58 4 7 146.5 Connecticut . ■' 1 0 < 2 •" ios m JMU at William & Mary Miles. UR 130 70 5 10 134.5 rmtyiim 2-* 4-nB 137 ne The Tribe hayesbeen streaky thus far Hoffmann, DC 51 27 2 3 113.6 Massachusm 1 {, ■ 2-3j§i i4* m Oct. 16,1999. in 1999, losing t&eir first three — Nagy, UD 64 33 4 1 112.3 WilHam&Mjry 2 1 ?2am . I29;:;i:i64 including an embara9sing;52-6 loss to Eaton, UM 34 27 3 3 II l.i) Villanova 2-1 -M 138 162 Williamsburg, Va. Furrnan -*- fcefor&.4fic|ding: pn a new Day, UNH 149 81 9 5 110.4 Maine'"' l-i 2-3 116 110 stai^ngvcpark'rbaek and ripping off Richmond 2-3 3-3 186 158 Yds. Avfi. two big wins. Rushlne Att Tb New Hampshue I *3 2-3: 139 138 Shipp, UMass 3 81 357 4.4 119.0 Northeastern 0-3 ;I -4 117 188 Last Week: JMUhad the week off. Coney is the new signal caller, and l Keaton, JMU 4 94 473 5.0 5 118.2 Rhode Island V, 1 0-5 95 |43 The Dukes did win their last outing, a he has looked impressive in his last two Curran.UNH 4 97 454 4.7 6 113.5 23-20 decision on the road against starts, wins over Northeastern and Ali. W&M 3 59 288 4.9 2 96.0 Pressey, UD 3 31 247 6.0 3 82.3 M»»t Wejis Results t& ■* Villanova. In that game, tailback Curtis Villanova where the Tfibe has averaged William & Mur> 45. Villafcova 10 Keaton, the second leading rusher in the 43 points per game. Corley has thrown Small, UC 2 42 147 3.5 4 73.5 O'Neal, UD 3 43 185 4.3 0 61.7 Massachusetts 77, Northeastern 0 A-10 was held in check, but found the eight touchdown passes in the last two Richmond 41. Rhode Island 38 seams for a 31-yard game-winning games. Rwrtvlng e Rept Yfr, AvfcTp YPg touchdown run in the fourth quarter. The Dukes may be leading the Conklin, W&M 3 14 337 24.1 112.3 The Dukes overcame one punt block conference at 4-0, but it's no thanks to Zullo, UMass 23 332 14.4 110.7 that was returned for a touchdown, and their offense JMU ranks third to last in Elliott, UD 17 314 18.5 104.7 Birkett, URI 18 260 14.4 86.7 two others that were partially blocked, passing offense, and fourth to last in Moore, UR 27 409 15.1 81.8 including being called for a season-high total offense in conference statisticSjThe Klemic, NU 19 238 12.5 79.3 11 penalties for 98 yards. Dukes are second to last in the Jones, UR 28 392 14.0 78.4 Saturday's spherule William and Mary won their second conference in third down conversions, esfensft &_ UA, A, Total Avg S Richmond at Hofslra, noon straight, a 45-10 thumping of Villanova only making 23 percent of ther$,.. Letts. URI 22 17 39 13.0 0 N.H. at Northeastern (non-conf.). noon at home. Redshirt freshman Their defense has been the story, net « Atkins, JMU 4(1 II 51 12.8 0 James Madison at William & Mary. 1 p.m. quarterback David Corley had the hot giving up any big plays and causing 13 Pack, JMU 32 18 50 12.S 0 Massachusetts at Maine. 1 plrri; hand, throwing for 258 yards and four turnovers, second in the A-10. Small, URI 26 8 34 11.3 0 Lehigh at Delauaj*, 1 p.m. touchdown tosses to four different Quarterback Charles Berry returned to Giles. UR 26 30 56 11.2 0 Rhode Maud at Brown, 1 p.m. receivers. They held the Wildcats to 89 practice this week after sitting out a few Ayi, UMass 27 6 33 11.0 0 Vil!M*»va atConnecticut, 1:30 p.m. Stahl. W&M 19 12 31 10.3 I yards on the ground. days with a knee injury. Stats include only A-10 games

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ATTY ZAEPFEL & RYAN MURRAY P contributing & senior writer There is a new JMU club team in town, and before long, members will be riding their way to success. In its first full year of compe- tition, the JMU Equestrian Club is in its infantile stages, but with 65 total members the team is looking forward to competitions. "We have a lot of high hopes for the team this year," sopho- more Bonnie Hardin said. On Sept. 25, the Dukes com- peted in the first horse show of the year at Hollins College. The team placed fifth out of nine total teams. "At our first show, we were really under the magnifying glass, and all of our riders turned out really well," senior Mandy Robertson said. "We have been well received by all the other schools in the region." Because of the sheer number of girls that have joined the team, Robertson said she feels the JMU team will continue to be successful. "We are thinking it is going to be a pretty big deal because of the number of girls involved and because of the nature of the com- PHOTO SUBMITTED BY JENNIFER MILL1GAN petition," she said. The equestrian club competes The Equestrian team photo. The club Is off to a good start this fall, as they placed fifth out of nine teams>^ • HJNM Slm» at Hollins College. JMU rides at Oak Manor Farm in Weyers Cave. The girls are coached by Sarah Irvine (second row, third from right). in the Zone 4, Region 2, which consists of club teams from Vir- dence with Irvine coaching. cuit, which is one of the highest between $300 and $400 during ginia Tech, the University of Vir- "Oak Manor enjoys hosting last year's doughnut sale. JMU's riders," Gardner said. "Our coach is one of the best levels of equestrian competition. ginia, Radford University, Ran- Lessons cost a total of $325 In its first full year, the JMU dolph Macon Women's College, "They are great to work with in the East Coast," junior Presi- dent Laura Corswandt said. for the semester for a lesson a Equestrian Club looks to build Hollins College, Longwood Col- and a great asset to the farm." on the success started last year. Lessons are taken at Oak Irvine formerly coached the week, or $650 for the semester lege, Lynchburg College, Wash- for two lessons per week. To After a strong showing in its first ington and Lee University and Manor from Coach Sarah Irvine, Southern Virginia College riding team where she coached several help lower the cost for horses, competition of the year, the club Mary Baldwin College. who is considered by many to be hopes to continue to ride its way one of the top trainers in the riders to the national level. It is equipment and showing expens- The club rides out of Oak es, the team is targeting alumni to success. Manor Farm in Weyers Cave. sport. Irvine also selects mem- the highest level in the Interna- tional Horse Show Association. to make donations as well as Oak Manor Farm owner Anne bers to compete in shows. The For more information, contact members of the equestrian team She currently competes on the conducting a doughnut sale Gardner said she is excited about fundraiser. The team raised Corswandt at [email protected]. thetne opportunity luto hostinn u«:the team.nn. ..«.have.>. ....an added sense of confi- local circuit as well as the A Cir- ______^______Atlantic-10 trash talking at its worst ._ ._ ... . With.....i some _- prodding, JJU. was,.,^c namedr«ami»H theihp starter,ttartpr. and; Talley was the right man to When told of Talley's blurb at For those of you who haven't Matthews got in a tiny jab. "If W&M has averaged 43 points bolted the 'Burg yet for Fall ask — his Wildcats lost a nail- his weekly press conference Tuesday, Matthews — already a you need locker room material per game. Break, you might want to stick biter to the Dukes, 23-20, two Matthews, who remembers weeks ago when VU was short little tongue tied after having a for this game . . . you don't wear around, pack your bags and take the purple and gold." Corley from his days recruiting a little road trip down 1-64 East on a 50-yard field goal in the tooth extracted Monday, and in the south, describes him as waning seconds. Last week, his possibly still reeling from the So how did this game turn to Williamsburg. into something with playoff elusive and quick. He has been You see, the old country is club was ambushed, scalped, effects of the Novocain — cov- ered his mouth. After the aspirations on the line for two named the CAA Rookie of the the place to be Saturday when and cooked by the Tribe, 45-10. teams that were projected to Week twice this year, leads the So what was Talley's take? JMU battles an upstart William finish in or near the basement A-10 in pass efficiency, and has & Mary club in what is amount- While trying to sound as thrown eight touchdown passes diplomatic as possible, in oftheA-10? ing to be a colossal Atlantic-10 For William and Mary, the in the last two games, wins over football game. essence, he said W & M was Return of the answer is simple: David Cor- Northeastern and Villanova. And the mud slinging has the better team. With the Dukes offense sput- And how did JMU Coach Mac ley. already begun. Who? tering like a 1980 Pinto, it should Well, sort of. Mickey Matthews respond to That's right. 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MEN'S GOLF UPDATE j™, S??!rrfrlT, !inJShe?'" second-place to lead JMU to a third-place finish out of 15 teams at the Temple Invitational Golf Tournament, Oct. 8-9 in Scranton Pa Bowling: Women's Rugby: Top Scores from Oct. 5 Defeated Radford at home Oct. StSDa^Womacl"144 °° *" ^ C°U'Se *nd ,inlShed ™* «"» strokes **- Geo'9ia Top 3 Scores Men- 10, 24-0. Scorers were Elli Simo- JMU shot a 306-295-601. Andrew McElroy—236, Andy nen and Lindsay Vaughan. Martone—233, Corey Fields— . SJT'0r ,?™ KfSBr,,i"ishSJn o5th place witn scores 0< 81"7°. and sophomore Chris Cope tied for 79-74—153.7 Junior Mike Gooden tied for 20th with scores of 74-80 -154. 224. Field Hockey: Top 3 Scores Women - At a tournament held at the Uni- VOLLEYBALL Kim Payne—181, Laura Walsh— versity of North Carolina on Oct. Senior Lindsay Collingwood was named the CAA Player of the Week for matches played Oct. 173, Karen Castka—170. 9-10, JMU rolled through their 4-10. It was the second time this fall the senior from Solona Beach, Calif, garnered the honor. first three matches, topping Har- She was also selected on Sept. 6. Equestrian: ford Community College, 2-1, An outside hitter, Collingwood led the Dukes to a 4-0 week by averaging 4.78 kills while hitting Took third place last weekend at George Washington, 2-0, and the .384. She also averaged .89 service aces and 4.11 digs in the four matches. Collingwood, a Virginia Tech, beating last year's host TarHeels, 2-0. In the finals, three-time All-CAA player, leads the league with 4.35 kills per game, ranked second in aces per champion Randolph Macon and JMU tied UVa., 0-0, and the game (.56) and is third in digs per game (3.11). taking home four blue ribbons. Dukes earned a second place fin- Senior Taryn Kirk and junior Karla Gessler, both middle hitters, are ranked among the top ish. four individuals in the nation in hitting percentage. Kirk, who set a JMU single-season record with Women's Basketball: a .340 hitting percentage a year ago, is currently hitting .440 this season, good for second in the At the tournament held at Loy- Women's Volleyball: nation. ola University on Oct. 3, the The team traveled to Appalachi- Gessler ranks fourth in Division I with an average of .414. As a team, the Dukes rank second in team won the tournament by an State Oct. 11. and placed fifth the country with a .299 mark. The Dukes are 16-2, and 4-0 in the CAA. sweeping all three games. They out of 12, defeating the Universi- topped the University of Mary- ty of North Carolina and MEN'S TENNIS land, 54-21, in the opener. Next, Appalachian State University. JMU posted a 4-4 overall match record in the Virginia State Collegiate Championships, held the team beat Loyola, 68-47. In The team's record is 6-4. Oct. 9-10 in Blacksburg. the finale, JMU beat Richmond, In "C singles action, junior Troy Stone was victorious twice before falling in the semifinals to 52-33. UPCOMING EVENTS: Hampton's Shaun Crichlow, 6-2, 6-4. At a tournament held at the Uni- Men's Soccer: Game vs. Navy Freshman Adriaan Wintermans went 1-1, defeating Jeff Henley of Longwood, 6-2, 6-0, and versity of Maryland Oct. 9-10, on Oct. 16 on the UREC turf at 1 losing to Hampton's Alfred Mwamba, 7-6, 6-2. JMU beat Loyola and Maryland, p.m. In "B" singles, freshman Mike Hendricksen went 1-1. but fell to UVa. in the champi- onship, 52-48. Field Hockey: Host the Uni- FENCING Key players were Kim Wittlieb, versity of Virginia Oct. 24 on the Susan Korman, Laura Flynn, UREC Turf at 11:30 a.m. There will be a fencing demonstration Saturday, Oct. 16 in Godwin Hall, Gym 201 B. and Jessica Nadeau.

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P or WEEK Marcia Apperson Jason Mclntyre Mike Gesario Courtney Crowley Jamie Hargrave Week #6 copy editor asst. sports editor sports editor editor Kid from N.Y. Last week 38-17 34-21 33-22 29-26 34-21 Season total 8-3 7-4 7-4 6-5 8-3 Winning percentage. .690 .618 .600 .527 .618

Tennessee at New Orleans Tennessee Tennessee Tennessee Tennessee New Orleans St. Louis at Atlanta St. Louis St. Louis St. Louis St. Louis Atlanta Oakland at Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Oakland Green Bay at Denver Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay Green Bay Washington at Arizona Washington Washington Arizona Washington Arizona

Dallas at N.Y. Giants Dallas Dallas N.Y. Giants Dallas N.Y. Giants

Syracuse at Virginia Tech Virginia Tech Virginia Tech Virginia Tech Virginia Tech Virginia Tech Virginia at North Carolina State N.C. State Virginia Virginia Virginia N.C. State Clemson at Maryland Clemson Maryland Maryland Maryland Clemson Southern California at Notre Dame use Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Notre Dame Villanova at Connecticut Villanova Connecticut Villanova Villanova Connecticut The bashing first: POTW is humiliated Marcia is winning. People point and Rumor is that the Gamecocks are thinking of moving to D-I next year. Meanwhile, laugh at us on the Quad because "a girl is beating you" (they laugh at the Chief, but the Chief can be seen in her spot at the Biltmore crying in her beer. not because she's losing to a girl. People just like to laugh at her). But, Marshay will J. Mac is struggling. His friends say he's no gambler because he picks with his falter this week with no obvious games on the schedule. heart, not his head. That, along with theJMU tilt with William & Mary, will make Now onto Mike G and his Giants. He put himself in a Catch-22, what with the G- him postpone his Atlantic City trip over fall break. He'll just have to play roulette on men and Skins on the panel. It's OK, his Yankees should steamroll the Sox. Seth B., the Internet. His early predictions: Lakers top the Knicks in the NBA Finals. who follows POTW from his home in Texas, will be disappointed, but oh well. Plus, Our guest predictor this week is senior Jamie Hargrave, of Patterson Street fame. Mike G. is the brains behind the mixer with the hot news section. His interests include Mountain Biking, going to D-hall and living it up on road trips. Then there's Chief. Ah Chief. The Irish are there, but luckily, no South Carolina. He really has no knowledge of sports, which will work in the panel's favor.

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