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By Erika Sajnovic to reasonably predict the actual in- can get into with just the bare min- And CUP crease before figures are released imum requirements." Moncrieff February 15. said she expects that universities Applications to Ontario univer- "We haven't run our first set of will be able to accommodate the sities have increased by 10to 15 per statistics yet," said Pettipiere, additional enrollment. cent this year and even more though he said a 10per cent increase However, William Sayers, students —whose marks would have was a reasonable estimate. Communications Director for the once ensured them admission—will Ivison said the increase is due to Council of Ontario Universities, said be turned away from WLU and the bulge that occurred with both though the government spent about other universities. grade 12 and 13 students applying $27 million to finance enrollment for university admission, as well as increases last year, he's not sure "We are extremely concerned," the increased percentage of high where the money came from. said Sheena Weir, Chair of the school students choosing to go to OntarioFederation of Students. "At university. "It may present, 80 per cent of universities have been taken off the top of the pot of what the govern- don't even have enough classroom Helena Moncrieff, Press Secretary ment was going to give us anyway," space for their students, none of for the Minister of Colleges and said Sayers, adding the COU will be them have enough library space and Universities, said the government is meeting with Ontario treasurer admission standards have gone committed to funding universities Robert Nixon in early through the roof." for any enrollment increase at both March to get a commitment of The cutoff for admission to the graduate and the undergraduate additional money to deal with the Laurier's general arts program in- levels. creased to 72 per cent last year from increase. 60 percent in 1980. The minimum Rather than the grade 12 graduate "If the government doesn't come some space average for admission to the popular bulge, Moncrieff attributes the in- ut problems can be honors business program increased crease to more applications from temporarily solved by rearranging to 80.5 per cent from 73 percent in native, francophone and disabled schedules so rooms are used to capacity. the same time period. students who see that the govern- their full ment is providing special programs Duncan Ivison, OFS campaign to attend to their needs. Montcreiff said she doesn't know researcher, said preliminary figures "More people are looking at uni- if the Liberal government's promise were made public because univer- versity and college as a logical step," of 5,000 nuniversities will have to Ack ack a dack: These are the proud 1987 Waterbuffalo Black Tie sities are already panicking about she said. raise admission standards," said Bowling winners displaying their wares. Mr. Slate and the Stoners, the number of students who will be Sayers. clockwise from top left are: Gord (Dudley Milburn), Lome (Steve knocking on their doors for admis- "The decisions are made on a "Clearly, if you don't have a sys- McLean), Mort (Chris Starkey) and Jerry (Bob Lafrance). Because of sion next fall. competitive basis," said Trevor tem that can accommodate the num- today's elections, it would be unfair to mention that the individual However, the director of Ontario Boyes, Registrar at the University of bers, the system's wrong. We've got champion was Doug Earle, so we won't. Universities Application Centre, Waterloo. "There are relatively few to start funding the system for the Herb Pettipiere said there is no way programs in Ontario which students numbers that are in it," said Weir.
To deal with the long term prob- lem of underfunding, Moncrieff said cut yet 22 capital projects are underway, University hours not but some space problems can be temporarily space is needed and to propose sentatives from the Administration, solved by rearranging ride the decision of the WLU so By Erika Sajnovic some area that could be left open. faculty, staff and students, to ex- schedules rooms are used to President Dr. John Weir. their full capacity. Planning Finance Berczi also clarified that he only amine and discuss the space require- The school closing has been post- Vice President: Montcrieff said she doesn't know and Management Information ser- recommended the policy and that ments for use of the University poned until March 1 pending review if the Liberal government's promise vices Dr. Andrew Berczi highlighted the actual decision of implemen- between the hours of 11 pm and 8:30 from a newly formed Ad Hoc com- of 5,000 new residence beds will be the Administrations' reason for the tation was left with Weir. am, and to propose a suitable course mittee. This was decided at a realized by the fall. closing policy as being: The final motion read, "The of action to the Administration by February 3 meeting of the "It's still a commitment. Senate 1) cleaning of the buildings; Senate Executive Committee re- March Ist 1988, and that no policy I'm not Executive and concerned students. sure where it is specifically." 2) security and safety of staff, stu- commends the establishment of an changes be instituted until this com- The committee will up of be made dents, and property; ad hoc committee including repre- mittee has reported." representatives from administration,- 3) securityrisks by opened faculty, staff, and students. The additional rooms during the cleaning process; actual composition of the ad hoc 4) the university not feared will be by the is to committee determined provide normal-hour Senior Administration. services; Tuffy in town 5) legal liability. back Vice President Academic Dr. By Chris Starkey past few seasons have not been Upon leaving Laurier in 1984, Russell Muncaster, chair of the ad Students present questioned as rebuilding years, because "there was Knight accepted a post with the to why there was only one security hoc committee said that the com- Tuffy Knight is back on University nothing to build on in the first place." Toronto Argonauts of the Canadian mittee will or person on duty at night. They determine whether not Avenue, but he's a bird of another Knight compiled a 10947-5record Football League as Director of there a space thought that whether the school is need for more for feather. The longtime coach of the as coach of the Golden Hawks from Flayer Personnel. The West Virginia students and then determine the was open or closed, there should be Waterloo Lutheran and Wilfrid 1966-83,leading WLU to seven post- native did not lose contact with time and of this additional more security staff on duty. Another location football Hawks was appoin- season bowl games and five Ontario either university football or the space allotment. He also that point raised was as to why this added ted head coach of the ailing Waterloo titles. was Kitchener-Waterloo area, however. policy was needed now and whether He twice named Canadian the time was extended from 6:30 to Warriors by UW Athletic Director Coach-of-the-Year, He had a brief stint as a com- there was the possibility of a better in 1972and 1979. 8:30 am to enable more discussion Carl Totzke at a press conference mentator for TSN's CIAU games, policy to be implemented at as to the early morning hours. a later on Monday. and continued to make Kitchener date. A petition with over 1,000 sig- Knight takes over a team that has his permanent residence. natures protesting the closing policy Berczi added that Administration 23 straight losses to their credit, (or Present Laurier coach Rich was presented at the meeting. would provide additional space for ILaurierdetriment), but he gave the assem- Newbrough attended the press The meeting started with discus- students but would not revert to the bled media no doubts as to the conference, and pointed out that sion regarding the appropriateness status quo. I direction of the program. the appointment of his predecessor of the Senate Executive in dealing Other points clarified were: I "Youjust tell the other teams they sparks more interest in Canadian with this issue. "It had to be decided 1)an ad hoc committee would report better fasten their chinstraps when university football, the Waterloo whether this was an academic issue back to the Administration; j they play us," said the flamboyant 51 program and the "friendly" or not," said WLUSU President 2) Berczi would recommend to the j year-old. "We may not beat you but WLU/UW rivalry. Dave Bussiere. It was decided that President the postponement of the j we'll bruise you so that next week Knight was chosen over 26 other the Senate Executive could only closing policy until a report was | you'll know you were in a football candidates, including WLU assistant make a recommendation to Senior made; \ game." 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CHAMBER 112 —I ~ University, WLUSU and Student Publications The Cord Is a member of the jlfc»»«rCar»J I • • •' - Sponsored by Campus Marketing fXPJPIENCFD PROFESSIONALS IN COLLEGE TOU»S I HHHH I Canadian University Press news cooperative. J Copyright ©1988 byWLU Student Publication, Waterloo, Ontario. N2L 3C5. No part of this publication may be reproduced without permission of the Edltor-ln-Chlef. 11,1988 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY the CORD 3 CFS/OFS: yes, no and the grad story more pull By Steve McLean Laurier in OFS. "We're Jim Fargey, another Presidential "We're holding our own referen- added that students in different having good and I think a campaign hopeful, echoed many of Earle's dum because a lot of grad issues are disciplines reflect different views. win," Presently, many students have we're goingto McFadden con- different from undergrad issues," social grad cluded. concerns but added, "People don't "The work students are decided whether to vote in favour or said BSGSS Vice-President: interested in OFS and CFS becai against both the Hidalgo got his campaign under have enough faith in WLUSU's lob- Canadian External, Maureen Tegart. "I'm not of the community aspects of the of (CFS) bying ability, let alone in provincial Federation Students and side information sheet, but Hidalgo sure which direction the voting will organizations, while other disciplines Ontario of and national organizations. Things the Federation Students assured the Cord that ail of his have lesser interest in the issue," said (OFS). question like grass roots a mixed response." However, Tegart The remains: how information was legitimate and was this start at the Tegart. did one come to form an opinion on obtained from WLUSU's University level." Although he thinks member- the matter? Affairs office. ship will be voted down, Fargey said, The asked Cord various, key in- Hidalgo said that he did not see dividuals how they felt the referen- "The 'Yes' side has a strong cam- anything substantial from the 'Yes' paign and they could pull it off." He dum campaign was running as well side, but was still wary neutral? somewhat a WLUSU as what they thought also believes that Potter will be Laurier stu- because he felt that he was also dents felt about the entire forceful leader in OFS, and if Laurier The 'Yes' side has also put out a OFS/CFS fighting the Cord. Among his com- By Steve McLean should join, she would give the uni- flyer which Archer said she would debate. plaints with the newspaper was the for versity a strong voice. like to go through to examine its Chairs both the 'Yes' and fact that he was not notified about Newly acclaimed WLUSU Vice- 'No'sides of the WLUSU referendum Potter herself has high hopes for President of University Affairs, Jil! factual content. However, she may be led their respective operations handing in a 'No' platform to the referendum, as she feels that Archer, found herself in the midst of be blocked in her efforts to do so. through the 11 days of campaigning. published in the Cord's election students are now more informed mild controversy this week as a The Election Council was supposed with the Both Chairs, Mike McFadden for feature. He was also upset about OFS then when they rejected result of her efforts in putting to- the 'Yes' side and Tony Hidalgo for opinion of the February 4 editorial. the organization in 1985. "People gether an information sheet regar- the 'No' side, are first year business Hidalgo said, "I don'ttrust The Cord stop me in the Torque Room and ding today's OFS/CFS referendum. students. and 1 don't think they have their ask me questions about the issues McFadden utilized banners, pos- priorities straight in their selection and the more informed they become, "I thought that by putting out ters and flyers aimed at overcoming of material. Everything in the paper the more likely they are to vote yes," more information, students would the problem of student apathy, citing- seems to be pro-CFS." Potter said. be given a more objective view about that people do not care enough to the referendum," Archer said in WLUSU Presidential candidate, In addition to the WLUSU refer- find out about OFS and CFS. He regards to the pamphlet she put out Doug Earle, believes that the 'No' endum, the Bricker Street Graduate thinks that all of the WLUSU on February 3. According to Archer, campaign was doing Students' Society (BSGSS) will also Presidential candidates think that more than the the pamphlet, which attempted to side and that majority be holding a plebiscite regarding the OFS and CFS are good things, but 'Yes' the of clarify six points raised by the 'No' of graduate because of student apathy they are students would vote in opposition to future Laurier's students side, was distributed in order to in OFS and CFS. afraid to come out and publicly OFS and CFS. "We've been pros- Graduate students provide with wholly to meet on Monday to discuss will have two ballots and will be students factual her support them for fear of losing the pective members of CFS for two information about OFS and CFS. action and decide on its validity. voting separately membership The election. years now, and many people still on in Election Council deemed Archer's the two organizations. Their bal- McFadden said that the election don'tknow what the acronym stands However, there were manyobjec- pamphlet admissible, but at a ofLaurier graduate student Shelley for. Students don't want to pay $7 loting began yesterday and con- tions to her actions and she was also Tuesday meeting decided that no Potter as OFS Chair was an asset for something that they don't know tinues until tomorrow at 2:00. accused of being slanted in her third party pamphlets would be al- and that her position would give anything about." go," Tegart said, "there seems to be approach. "I just want to let it be lowed. This leaves only the 'Yes'and known about found discrepancies in 'No' side pamphlets still in distri- facts on behalf of both sides of the bution. campaign," Archer said in her de- "1 don't want to put a lot of time WLUSU open forum fence. The pamphlet has since been and effort into researching the 'Yes withdrawn from circulation, even side's flyer if it's ruled that I'm not By Claudia Filici absent "No's" but later, during the though Archer said that she received going to be permitted to distribute question period, refused to answer positive as well as negative feedback my findings in my flyer," Archer Doug Woodburn put it, "Time for Laurier's apathy toward student on their The six candidates from it. said. behalf. talk is done! Now It's time for government was once again demon- for President spoke next, followed action!" on Monday night at an open by a question period. strated Mike McFadden, chair for the forum for the upcoming for Arts and elections/' The candidates "Yes OFS/CFS", spoke next. Science Director expressed He referendum. similar felt that Laurier had to join together The candidates spoke of their views on issues concerning the Valley in a group to get action. He said the Stein They desire to make the students' voices university administration. felt "petty arguments" of the No side heard but, few students were there that the students must be heard and are not important. What is impor- to listen. present in room the administration lobbied on issues Those IEI tant. McFadden said, is that Laurier for most part as school closing and no were the candidates such join OFS/CFS. hopefully saved and candidates' smoking. Keith Doan introduced members of the Zoltan Horcsok spoke for the campaign committees. Despite the the idea of a WLUSU booth once a three years. "No OFS/CFS" and stated that the By Eric Beyer lack of attendance, the open forum month in the concourse to keep Pro-logging lobby group is "too generalized and interests, still smarting was successful as candidates were students informed. This idea was In British Colombia the South from too vague." He felt the "petty" things a "defeat" in South Moresby, able to get their views across and adopted by all candidates after him. Moresby controversy has ended. had first to be addressed before are lobbying to cut the Stein immed- answer the questions of the inter- Improvements such as an elevator However, that issue has died only anything else. Afterattending a CFS iately. ested were also brought up. Mary long enough for another wilderness few. conference in May he was convinced On February 4, B.C. Forest The two forum, 4:00 felt an elevator would be a area to be threatened again by hour from till Robinson that most of the issues discussed Minister Dave Parker met with 6:00, was divided into four sections. good idea for students "too drunk to loggers. were "bullshit." He said much of Lytton and Mt. Currie bands and to speak were the the Turret stars". One should note the name Stein First nine can- walk down what was discussed was too political, promised that no road will be built for eight Valley—soon to many didates running the Arts Eldon Horner was concerned over concerning Nicaragua be familiar to into the Stein without formal agree- and it and Science Director positions. Next Laurier President Dr. John Weir's apartheid, and hardly concerned Canadians once becomes a media ment with the bands. The meeting issue. Currently, a delegation heard were the "Yes CFS/OFS" absence during the elections. "Dr. education in He stated that B.C. resulted in a native proposed for a Canada. lectures—including and "No CFS/OFS" sides, of which Weir is on a glorified holiday in is a good thing for Laurier, is giving a seven month moratorium on logging, "CFS in musical, the No side was not present. Zoltan Australia the one time of the year fine time." slide presentation—in which the minister will decide upon Horsok spoke on behalf of the when the students actually get some Ontario. The group was invited to very soon. speak at the University of Waterloo Ken Lay talked about the seven by Dr. Allan Best, a professor of month strategy his group will put Health Studies, after hiking in the into effect if the 'injunction' is won. Stein himself. "If we win the seven month deal....we Two members of the group, go back to the press and sink prominent outdoorsman Joe Foy another few thousand dollars into a and Western Canada Wilderness giant tried map...And we are just Committee member Ken Lay, spoke going to inundate all the outdoor at UW's Humanities Theatre last shops across B.C. with these maps... Monday. In the hall outside of the they're never going to get in there if theatre room other delegation we get seven months." members were circulating petitions, Logging companies assert that newspapers and photographs. without the wood from the Stein "You can write all the laws you jobs will be lost. Also local sawmills, want, but your parks, your wilder- Lytton and Boston Bar, will have to ness preserves, in no province is it close downputting more people out (protected) in your constitution. And of work. Wilderness advocates they're only as safe as the people; refute this idea by stating that the this generation is willing to stand up relatively small amount ofwood from and protect them," said Foy. the valley does not matter: local The Stein Valley is southwestern sawmills will soon run out of wood B.C.'s last major wilderness water- anyway. The forest companies have shed and home of the Lytton and been over-harvesting the available Mt. Currie Indian peoples. The 35 old growth timber for decades. by 47 kilometre region is mount- •Cord Photo by Andrea Cole Foy and Lay spoke for two hours ainous, heavily wooded and inter- to about 50 people. On February 9 Karen Brauch, a fourth year honours business student and employee of s, won a three day trip to the Calgary Wilf spersed by several streams and the two spoke in Toronto with noted Winter Olympic Games. Gord Smeaton and Ted Land presented Karen with her flight tickets and Labatt's rivers. There are also 90 kilometres speaker David Suzuki, and the next paraphernalia in Wilf's on Monday. Karen and her guest will be leaving Friday evening. Karen was one of two of trail. Lay said that hiking in the day at the National Museum of winners in the Waterloo region. Stein has "quadrupled" in the last Natural Sciences in Ottawa. W.L. U. S TUDENT PUBLICATIONS | POSITIONS: Applications for the following positions are open to all registered student of WLU and cross registered students of University of Waterloo. Applicationsare available at the Student Publications offices located on the second floor of the Student Union Building. Applications close February 12th at 4:00 pm. 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Applications are available at the Cord offices located on the second floor of the Student Union Building. Applications close February 26th at 2:30 pm. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1988 the CORD 5 Double Dragon offensive Attention: Masters Students By Linda Schmoll top four video games in earnings. All Melissa Brandsma, a third yearLaurier student and a "Video game stirs debate" and "Law lunacy slays representative of the Safety and Equality Commission, Double Dragon," are some recent headlines in various, said that the organization "hasn't reported any student newspapers referring to a controversial video complaints." 'OPEN THE DOOR TO EMPLOYMENT' game. Double Dragon, also found in Laurier Games Allan Lee, a second year Music student, who works Room, has been accused of being violent and sexist. in the Games Room, said that there have been no The Gargoyle, a U of T student newspaper, stated, objections so far and that "most games (an estimated "The object of the game is to rescue a woman who is 60 to 80 percent) are orientated to violence. The most punched several times and slung over the shoulder of popular ones are those that contain violence and a lot Career Services - Tools For Graduate Students her captor, having her white panties revealed. The ofaction." a male fighter who is in city streets player is attacked Lee pointed out that the reason people go into the Tuesday, February 23rd( 1988 and alleys while trying to reach the woman. Bats, Games Room is to "blow stress or waste time," and felt whips, knives, rocks, and machine guns, are used by that the articles in the U of T papers had exaggerated 12:30 pm -1:30 pm the attackers to kill the player, who can punch or kick the importance of the game's details and the them to death." controversy. P3027/3029 Helen Fallding, coordinator of the U of T Women's Dave Jones, a fourth year Sociology student, who Centre, spoke out against video games in general. "A plays the game regularly, said, "I enjoy playing it, large proportion of the games are sexist and playing to otherwise I wouldn't play it. It's challenging but not A . outdated stereotypes. These games don't have to be at impossible. It's a violent game, there's no doubt about anyone's expense." that, but it's a game—not reality. TV shows are more M Ann Walsh, a collective member at the centre, said, violent and portrayed more realistically than a video by \ "It saddens me to think that this game hasn't been game." Presented Career Services removed, when women are being attacked all the time. When asked if he felt was a there difference between by The game definitely promotes all-round violence." being a spectator of a violent TV show and being the Sponsored another student newspaper at U of T, The Varsity, controller of a violent video game, Jones said that it's Your Graduate printed an article with the following statement, "By "only a game" and nothing more. r tolerating 'Double Dragon', we effectively sanction an Ed Fetting, a Grad Student in Political 'y Science, said, 112 Students Association insidious, creeping violence against women. We not "The beating up of the girl is not necessary and doesn't _ _J9... ■ only trivialize, but even promote the exploitation and have real meaning for the game itself." He suggested pain of the fair sex." that aspect of the game be removed. However he does Yet at Laurier the game has been popular and not think the issue "merits much consideration in uncontroversial since it arrived last fall. It is among the regards to other discriminatory problems women face." Candidates talk to each other Parkdale Medical Declaration of Student Rights, a presidential hopeful Berry policy which will be voted on in the Vrbanovic. The other candidates 465 Phillip St. 'No' Chair Tony Hidalgo was unable to attend the forum due to General Meeting. It is a "good step also spoke favourably about the (corner of Albert & Phillip) academic time constraints. He told in the right direction," said Declaration. the Cord, however, that this was no reflection upon his efforts inrunning the 'No' campaign. The candidates for the presidential on the beach position also criticized the university J Karen Bird 15% administration. stated student discount that there isan "inadequate concern FT. LAUDERDALE'S PREMIERE for students." 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This process is aided Dendlinp hy a computer spell checking program that works in Closina A-ICI. n m y u i. conjunction with the word processing software. The job Tuesday February 23 1988 requires someone who is not afraid of using computers. fcyiAMHATAnv a.. AnV questions about these positions? Phone or visit Dave MANDATORY MEETING — ALL APPLICANTS Wilmering in the Student Publications office, 884-2990. p.m. 6.00 Thursday February 25, 1988 This position is open to all registered students of WLU and cross-registered students of U of IV. The term of office for these positions will end April 30, 1988. Successful candidates may also apply the position 1988-1989(see the page ad details). Room P1025-27 for for full for Applications close Friday, February 12 at 4:00 "m. THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 11, 1988 the CORD 7 Johnson for nuclear disarmament By Eric Beyer it suicidal in our times." rights of people in affected ter- Mutually Assured Destruction In Johnson's eyes the 1987 ritories where its deemed to be (M.A.D.) then Johnson advocates military Leonard Johnson has awakened. Canadian White Paper is an necessary, as in Central America." that the country should help keep played a large example of World War 11 military The military part in his Johnson said that there is no M.A.D. stable. There should be no despite thinking, as is the NDP life. However, his career "draft", need for the existence of N.A.T.O. psychological "failure" or any response. framework, and also because of it, and the Warsaw Pact because, since intention for one super power to he finally rejected much of what he The casually attired, former the two military alliances have been attack the other. was committed to. general outlined eight reasons why around, they have had no intention "The problem of both East and That observation, in part, was nuclear deterrence has been said to to attack each other. Enough money West is no longer to keep their supplied by Laurier Philosophy be viable. He then outlined an alter- would be gained from withdrawing guards up against each other, but to professor Dr. Bob Litke to introduce native set of assumptions held by Canadian troops from Europe—four take them down; and meet each self-avowed 'peace worker' and the peace movement, including: to five million dollars annually—to other on common ground in mutual Major-General "The is a major former of Canadian Soviet Union power sufficiently guard Canada's territory, interests in the prevention of war— like other powers pursues Armed Forces, Leonard Johnson. major that air space, and territorial waters. the abolition of war...l believe as we Laurier's Paul Martin Centre, full its interests around the globe. It can Unlike journalist Gwynne Dyer, approach the end of the millineum this last Thursday afternoon with about do without constituting a threat Johnson believes if Canada were to we have been granted new oppor- 50 listeners, was the setting for to the survival of democratic withdraw immediately from tunities and we must take them." Johnson's talk. countries. On the other hand the N.A.T.O. it would hamper the dis- Johnson was invited to speak at The author of the recently United States is a major power that armament process. "For the time Laurier as part of the bookstore's published book, A General for sees itself as having economic and being atleast it seems to me that 'Meet the Author' series. Laurier strategic interests around the globe, Peace, made observations and Canada should play out its hand in Student Pugwash assisted in ar- offered solutions to the problem of and...is willing to pursue those N.A.T.O. instead of throwing it in." rangements in conjunction with The dismantling the present, complex interests at the cost of the well- If Canada is going to be a part of Peace Festival. Leonard Johnson network of nuclear weapons. being, freedom and democratic "...There is an enormous amount of error in the world...The cracker- barrel philosopher said that it ain't what I don't know that does me in, it's what I know that ain't true; and nowhere in my opinion is it more true than in the field of strategy and military affairs." Johnson was born and raised in Saskatchewan. He joined the Royal Canadian Air Force in 1950intending Make Money to stay for five years; he stayed in the forces for 35 years. He retired in 1985 with the rank of Major-General, which he received in 1978. Reading from a prepared text, Johnson alighted upon military Hand Over Fist. history before talking about means by which Canada and the world can rid itself from the "post World War II Security System." Canada should not fear attack from the Soviet Union because, as Johnson observed, that is riot the Soviet objective. He noted that Mikhail Gorbachev is the first modern statesman to make disarm- ament a state policy. On February 25,1986, Gorbachev set down military, political, economic, and social principles governing new Soviet foreign policy. The policy curbs or bans chemical, nuclear,and space weapons, as well as nuclear alliances, and aggression and the military economy. "This coming from the heart of the evil empire," he added. "Old weapons are being scrap- ped." Johnson said that the recently signed INF treaty will probably be followed by deep cuts in strategic forces, a chemical weapons accord, and "perhaps" a conventional forces reduction. "We may well be about to abolish war and nuclear weapons by the end of this century." Concerning the history of military arms Johnson stated that "change has surpassed the capacity for military science to deal with its implications." He debunked the old, Roman idea that a nation maintains peace by preparing for war. "That might have been good advice in the days of seige catapults, battering rams and boiling oil but military If you know your way around a keyboard-typewriter, word processor or computer- science and technology have made we know a way to make your knowledge pay off during the coming school break. Nominations Just register with us at Kelly Services. We've got the kind of jobs you'll love to get your hands on. for 4 Student Senators (2 year Choose your own assignments. Work as much as you want. Or as little as you need. terms) are now And if you're not a keyboard wizard, there's still plenty of work to go around. Info and packages are Receptionist. File Clerk. 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OSAP) effect us regardless of membership, only through i) Does Laurier need to improve? concept of a non-student, noneducational issues such membership can we ensure thatLaurier's The national and Yes. The university will now be closed provincial organization devoted to as abortion, sealkillings, El Salvador and specific concerns (eg. housing shortage, at night; housing and residence space is promoting the concerns of both Apartheid. parking) are For example in in short supply; business students are addressed. university students and college students What may be of greater concern to the 1987, the government created a concerned about a cut in courses; our Ontario is indeed. Although individual student is the question of cost. funding formula universities. Our an honourable one library's quality has been compromised; new for the Canadian Federation of Students and Being a member of CFS and OFS will lack of membership in OFS may explain parking doesn't meet the demand; and, the Ontario Federation of Students hope increase student fees by approximately why Laurier now has the lowest per our average class size is the second most to achieve these goals, their many flaws $32,000/year. This figure doesn't even student funding grants in the province. crowded in Ontario, on average. prevent doing so. include the various conference fees and While campaigning, candidates will them from ii) Do OFS/CFS get results? The question arises as to how the CFS miscellaneous expenses that are promise to resolve what WLUSU has Yes. While neither is perfect, they are can claim it is a truly national involved in being a member. Why did a either ignored or failed to eradicate. respected and make a difference. OFS organization, when the entire province of CFS staff member who asked for a $4000 Maybe it's time to stop waiting for meets monthly with the Minister of Quebec and the largest university in the increase in his salary receive one of Colleges/Universities, the WLUSU. Laurier's academic reputation influences country, the University of Toronto, | $7000 instead? It seems that there are a Appeals Board effects our future, so improving Laurier arej OSAP and other not found on the CFS membership list. In : j lot of questions that need to be answered. government bodies, and raises members is our responsibility. fact, a founding member of CFS, St.! | We all have the right to ask where our Based on our research, voting "yes" to concerns with Cabinet Ministers Mary's University, officially money is going, and how effectively it is membership willhelp improve withdrew including Premier Peterson. OFS/CFS their membership in 1983. In that being used. We cannot, however, accept WLU. We urge you to make an informed CFS helped organize the National campaign, side effectively "pamphlet ready" replies or long winded decision. the "no" Forum on Post-Secondary Education, received close to 70% of the votes casted. excuses from salaried CFS/OFS nominated student participants, meets More importantly, vital time at executives. Mike McFadden CFS/OFS | with the Secretary of State, Minister of conferences is being spent on discussing 112 Finance and the Prime Minister. Jacquelyn Doucette WLUSU VP's: The Ratification ever, this is not to say I don't you still want have a lot to learn-1 do. But my Wendy Watson- Executive Vice- For those of who Archer- Vice-President: Jill interest has sparked and President Elect to become involved in WLUSU, University Affairs been I'm ready to learn. nominations for appointed pos- as of Learning is my part, though- By the time you read this, most itions will be opening The next thirteen months are closing will I'm the one who will benefit from of you will have already voted or February... and dates going to be extremely busy for this. To benefit you, the students, will at least be on your way to the be posted in the concourse. me in my newly acquired posi- and I must apply this knowledge, my polls. Hi, I'm Wendy Watson your If you have any questions tion. Much of this will not be ideas, and use my initiative. I'd new Executive Vice-President concerns please do not hesitate noticed by most students. A big WLUSU or say I have the ability to do Elect. Although I was acclaimed to contact me in at of this is from lack of student like to part this alone, but I'd prefer your this year, I have been involved in home and remember this is your awareness. Some don't care, input as well. The students' union WLUSU for the past two years. student government so please some and are involved, and today do all to use In my first year, I was a member go out and cast your vote don't even realize what is there for students others and benefit from, so take of first year council and the for the presidential candidate there is to care about. As the advantage of it. Anyone with marketing committee and this and the directors you feel will for 1988-89, I hope to V.P.U.A problems, new ideas year I was Campus Clubs Co- best represent your views. change this. concerns, praise should go to their repre- ordiantor. Through these two My and a half years of or one If we don't hear it positions I have become aware experience in the University sentatives. from you, can we possibly of student concerns and needs Affairs department will save me how your years at Laurier and I promise that during this the problem of having to learn make better for you? upcoming year those concersn everything from scratch. How- and needs will be addressed. Business Directors Shafeeg Bhatti Hi! I'm one of the new business Aidan Tracey directors on the 1988-89Board. I employers see that push for more of the money that's came to Laurier in 1987 from a potential to Direc- year program out their, by being a part of OFS. Waterloo County school, Forest Business and Economics There is a huge line up and Laurier's four of year pro- Heights. As business director, tor and now I will outiine a few youare caught right in the middle dwarfs Western's two Those members who benefited upcoming year. I'm here to represent the views my ideas for the of it. As you patiently wait for gram. most (Waterloo, York, Guelph) of my fellow business and eco- An important issue in my mind two hours to reach the top, you If you ever have any questions did so because as members of nomics students. From what I've and in the minds of tohers is the rush in to pay $2.05 for a beer. or issues that you feel should be OFS their voice carried a lot of problem in Waterloo. heard around school this year, housing The place doesn't look like it is discussed, come up to the weight with the minister of year, I would to see a there are two major changes I'd Next like filled to capacity so why was WLUSU offices and say Hi. universities. If it means being a like to make. The first being to committee of several students there a two hour wait? If this part of CFS (for the price of up hear concerns provide more things to do for set to their sounds familiar then you have about 3 beers) then so be it. We hoping will first year students such as organ- about housing, this been to the Turret on a Thursday Damon John have a better chance of changing better com- ized pub or intramurals, enable WLUSU to night and know that WLU stands Library cutbacks, this organization by being a part crawls to school especially for off campus stu- municate a stand city council. for WE LINE UP. As a director closing earlier, of it, than by not being part at ail. attemp- reduced com- dents since they're the ones that This year the BOD have for the business school I hope to puter time available to students, One final word on OFS, this is to communications up are left with less to do. The other ted improve clear this mess and ensure only first year students in resi- not an question of wether to take Next year I task is a more difficult one but to the students. that prices for beer will be dence, proposed no parking for $32,000 from somewhere and like to see the board brought can still be done, changing the would into line with other residence students, lack of reallocate it to OFS/CFS, it's a by holding Turret Wilf's to wet/dry, expand on this Ontario Universities. course selection for Co-op stu- question of new funds (ie. if we and/or monthly in the something like Fed Hall at open forums Other issues such as the lack dents, the cutting of teams such vote no, we don't get to spend concourse, office hours in Waterloo. If you have any sug- the of parking, housing, and advert- as tennis and ski teams, if this the $32,000 on a new turret roof directors every gestions, please feel free to drop concourse for all ising for the business school are doesn't sound familiar it should, or any thing else). Thursday, and a weekly WLUSU extremely a note in my box or better yet, also important. It is because it has happened or is Both Aidan and I support The Cord. Finally, in high our talk to me personally. article for time that business happening now at Laurier. As increased promotion of WLU to forthcoming year I would Hke the school gets recognized for what one of your Business Directors I make your degree more market- an increase in services it the Scott Williams to see is, best 8.8.A program in will push to solve this and other able. As for beer prices, turret by the University Affairs offered the country. Western's program issues at the source, in case, line ups and any other concerns to this My name is Scott Williams and department and I hope has long been seen as the best, reduced Provincial funding to you have, please feel free to talk relations between the but presently I am in second year improve this is because they have Laurier. Last year, under the to me about it at any time, orjust Business. For the past year I students and the administration. been riding on the coat tails of new Liberal funding formula, drop by with a case for a chat. appreciate hearing your have represented you on the I would their truely superior M.B.A Laurier was the lowest funded and the board of directors and on the views concerns about program. Advertising needs to university in Ontario. We need am by Student Activities and Entertain- issues before us because I be done Laurier, comparing to push our administration to representative ment Committee. I have been your on the the two 8.8.A programs head spend some of their surplus on acclaimed for a second term as WLUSU Board of Directors. on, and then it will be easy for us, but in addition we need to THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 10 the CORD 11,1988 the CORD TOP TEN LISTS FOR THE WEEK OF FEB. 11/88 Top ten reasons to go to a Hawkey game 10.To see your friends 9. To avoid the Hawk and the cheerleaders 8. To yell and scream and get away with it 7. To insult people who've done nothing really wrong 6. To see Pete McSorley run on ice 5. To watch Western beg for mercy 4. VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE! 3. To see us lose 2. To see us WIN! 1. To enter a high pressure zone Top ten excuses for missing a midterm 10. I was in Florida 9.1 slept in 8. My car died 7.1 went home for a funeral 6. The weather looked nasty 5.1 was psychologically paralyzed 4. I thought it was next week 3.1 had to get my hair done our politicians keep promises 2.1 don't believe in marks Do 1. I heard voices saying "Miss the midterm or die" Last year in a Letter to the Editor, I wrote down a list of twenty-seven commitments made during the WLUSU election campaign that produced the Comment Top things WLUSU has accomplished ten current Board of Directors. One year later, list in By 10. Redecorating the stairwells just in time for the hand, I inquired about what happened to these Volunteer Dinner. promises to apply to WLUSU the age-old question: Serge Grenier 9. Eliminating banking machine debate. do (student) politicians keep their election promises? ELiminating elevator debate. The answer may seem surprising. Of the twenty- service. Increased linkages with community activities, 8. seven election six were completely the have resulted smoking everywhere in commitments, for moment, into activities 7. Banning cigarette from almost fulfilled, fifteen are currently in progress and only six cooperating with the Federation of Students at the SUB but continuing to sell cigarettes. have seen no action at all. The "in progress" category Waterloo. 6. Banning all vulgar clubs has been the largest because this year's BOD, like Progress in other fields range on the WLUSU 5. Cancelling one general meeting many before them, found out that it takes a lot less timetable from next month to years down the road. to something to actually get it 4. Pocketing over $10 a head during Frosh week time promise than The promised new television for the T.V. lounge done. should be here by March while music for the Turret Fixing buildings that we don't even own. 3. roofs on In some areas, developments have occurred but stairwell should be available before the year is out. 2. Raising beer prices to levels that only they can afford. they have not been encouraging. The location of a Boards for the next few years, however, will still 1. Going to West Virginia for 5 days. banking machine on campus, for example, has been have to grapple with eternal WLUSU issues such as the major objective of V.P. Finance Donald Blane but the meal plan, event access for underage students Top ten things to do over Reading Week it would require some $35,000 worth of and the status of part-time students. The last two will reinforcements to install it. So far, all five major be an especially high priority in the short term, the 10. Read banks rejected the idea because it would not be former to reduce government dependence on liquor 9. Sleep profitable enough. As for reducing student fares on revenues and to accommodate larger numbers of B.Go to Florida on your OSAP money Kitchener Transit, local transit officials are dead set students under nineteen, the latter because of its 7. Go to Florida on your parents money against it on a financial basis and any progress would financial and services ramifications. 6. Go to Florida on your imagination have to come at the political level. This was a relatively low-key, scandal-free year for Developments in other areas have taken different Nevertheless, there has been progress on for the first time this year WLUSU. 5. Go to the Library forms than expected. While the campaign spoke of many critical fronts, and the great majority of election 4. Go home and raid your parents liquor cabinet specific services for women and international commitments were at least partially kept. An 3. Gather hostile gang to bust in and occupy Dean Nichols students, it was found to be more effective to address exciting, stimulating performance by a government, it office the concerns of these groups and others, such as was not. When the most important internal Go skiing. Break your leg on the first day and spend the gays and lesbians, through the Safety and Equality commitment that was not fulfilled was coffee at the 2. being the bar Commission. A rent registry proposal is Turret, though, somebody up there must not always rest of the week at tentatively transformed into a student subletting be screwing up. 1. Get really drunk on stomach bitters TOP TEN REASONS THERE IS NO EDITORIAL Hitlerian technique is a gross violation THIS WEEK To Editor: the Ontario and Canadian Federa- housing in the city and over the past studying for The 10.Everyone midterms Last week's (Feb. 4) Cord editorial tion of Students. This past fall year we have worked with the 9. Lack of beer, no one got drunk enough was a gross violation of standards of students at the University of Guelph Federation towards its elimination. 8. Too busy tapping John Weir's phones fairness in its vicious attack on the faced a similar decision and voted Like students everywhere else 7. It got lost in the snow "No" to CFS/OFS campaign. I 91% in favour of joining the Canadian Laurier students face problems your on Federation of Students. Probably shelter) Too upset Hulk Hogan losing championship belt congratulate editorial writer (underfunding, affordability, 6. over the most critical issue in that decision The week inspiration his/her mastery of the Hitlerian that all Canadian students face. 5. Alf was a rerun this —no technique of associating the object was the underfunding that Guelph, only way to change this situation is 4. Bussiere bribe was high enough of your attack with another object along with all other Canadian for all students to work together. 3. Weir bribe was high enough that may arouse hostility in your Universities, faced. The means for doing so are the 2. We just plain forgot readers which will spill over on to WilfridLaurier is now faced with a Ontario and Canadian Federation 1. This is no other way to repeat "well fuck them" your first object. Obviously the similar choice and with some of the of Students. writer is upset with many of the same critical issues. Underfunding 1 would therefore encourage all policies of the WLU administration. has hit Wilfrid Laurier hard; since Laurier students to vote in favour of But to suggest that the "No" 1974 Laurier's enrollment has joining the Ontario Federation of campaign in the refer- increased by 82% while government the Canadian Editorial opinions are approved by theCord Editorial Board on behalf of Cord staff and CFS/OFS Students and any way responsible funding has not kept pace. are Independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student Publications endum is in for The Federation of Students. Board. these WLUSU or administration Faculty/Student Ratio at Laurier for Sincerely, policies is ludicrous. instance is the highest in Ontario James Ryan, President EDITORIAL BOARD John A. L. Macdonald and research space at Laurier is at Central Student Association 43.3% of what the Rob Furlong. Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovlc. News Editor Council of Ontario Eric Beyer. Associate News Editor Kirk Nielsen. Scene Editor Guelph prez says Universities has deemed necessary. Chris Starkey. Sports Editor Cori Ferguson, Production Manager Laurier students also face the VP; don't interfere Michael Wert, Features Editor WLU should join threat of exclusionary housing by- law in a market (the City of The Cord is published during the fall and winter academic terms. Offices are located on the Dear Editor, To the Editor second floor of the Student Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier University, 75 University Ave. Waterloo) where 22% of the tenants I I was very pleased Last week in the Torque Room W., Waterloo. (519)884-2990. The Cord is a member of Canadian University Press and the to find out that are students. We in Guelph by the Wilfrid have was surprised to find a statement Ontario Community Newspaper Association. Copyright 1988. WLU Student Publications. Laurier Student Union faced a similar by-law which has No part of the Cord may be reproduced without the permission of the Editor-in-Chief. continued on page 11 will be running a referendum to join caused a critical shortaae of student the CORD 11 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11,1988 Students should be given option Question With Reading Week only a dream away many flock Guest Comment to the WLUSU trips booth with hard earned OSAP money in hand to purchase tickets to exotic drinking By and sun destinations. Kevin Klein It seems convenient to have the booth in the of the Week concourse, just pay your money and clamor onto the WLUSU would not be legally responsible if an By Paul Mitchell bus and let the people behind the scenes worry about accident should occur without a trips policy, the problems. Vrbanovic said when someone gets hurt they sue Although many don't think about it much, WLUSU anyone involved. Are you going to vote? Why or why not? has a monopoly on trips being offered for reading The policy also states that it will try "to achieve the week, arguably for a good reason. best possible deal for students." The brief The WLUSU trips policy was brought about early appearance of "illegal" posters has shown that better in 1987. Before this policy, the campus was a virtual deals for similar or comparative trips are available. free for-all with travel companies both local and from Vrbanovic defended this saying that the cheapest the U.S. posting flyers about campus whether or not deal is not always the better deal. Yes, because I've been paid off. they were allowed. The monopoly that WLUSU holds is essentially Yes, because I want to spoil my Vice-President: Student Activities Berry Vrbanovic non-profit and may not be a true monopoly. Travel ballot said students wanted to party with people they knew. companies can bid in July preceding the School year. Tara Canox The diverse amount of trips available before the trips The most desirable package is then accepted and Michelle solely Devries policy was introduced sent students in small groups WLUSU trips then go through this company or Psych to places that were both desirable and undesirable. a combination of companies. The University of The trips policy states: "Because of past problems Waterloo has no trips policy--any viable agency can associated with campus trips offered to students, a advertize. WLUSU Trips Policy has been set with these Whether the WLUSU Trips Policy is actually a objectives: monopoly or not, students looking for bargain * to have greater control of trips and companies reading week destinations have few options. Off- offering these trips to students campus travel agents cannot give good travel deals * to limit WLUSU's liability unless an entire group want to go, yet, if a travel * to avoid duplication of trips agent cannot advertize on campus (s)he can hardly * to achieve the best possible deal for students" get a sizeable group together for the same trip. Vrbanovic said that although most schools do not WLUSU may be looking after themselves and the No. Apathy all the way have a trips policy it has been strongly recommended interests of their students with the trips policy but, Tracey McLcan at conferences he has attended. perhaps students should be given the option to make Hons Bus The main reason for the policy is liability. Although up their own mind on which trips are the right ones. Don't distribute unauthorized information continued from page 10 enforcing their policy on plagiarism. in the SUB. Smacks of blackmail. oversimplifying the the VP:University Affairs-elect dis- We should be able to feel proud to Perhaps 1 am situation, since I do not understand tributed on the tables. The statement graduate from Wilfrid Laurier goes on claimed to be providing neutral University with a well-deserved all the political bullshit that it information about both the "Yes" degree. Is that too much to ask? around here. Nonetheless, and "No" sides in the CFS/OFS Editors note: The four people who saddens and angers me that the one Yes, because it affects the student I was outraged signed the above letter asked that administration can't part with referendum debate. body and we are not apathetic at this unwarranted interference into their names be withheld. quarter of one of those 14 big ones, improving Carreiro the debates, as are the as a first step towards the Grace CFS/OFS 2nd yr Hist chairs of both the "Yes" and "No" urges discriminatory nature of this Chair-elect campus. Linda Dcmets sides, I'm sure. The VP:UA-elect So, I sincerely hope that this new 2nd yr Bus says that she wishes to remain Laurier involvement "neutral" in the CFS/OFS debate. Declaration will be more than just and that WLUSU My suggestion to her is that the best To The Editor: noble rhetoric, doing utmost work with way to remain neutral is to keep her On Sunday, January 31, I was will be its to mouth shut and stop distributing elected Chairperson of the Ontario administration to produce some this area. information that is authorized by Federation of Students. As such, I tangible results in the "Yes" of "No" chairs. would like to take this opportunity Sincerely, neither Merriman During the campaign period, only to urge you as Laurier students to Cathy the "Yes" and "No" chairs have a vote YES in the upcoming CFS/OFS mandate to distribute information referendum. My reasoning is simple: Question 10% fine on the CFS/OFS question. I'm sure these are the only two organizations, the "Yes" and "No" chairs would be provincial and federal, that lobby I am writing with regard to the fine the government on behalf of quite upset if they felt that the given to Doug Earle for distributing No. We don't need the hassle just VP:UA-elect had misinterpreted students. a comment written by both of us As a Laurier student myself, I now their stands on the issue in her look that was published in the Cord as The Eco Jet Set bulletin, possibly to the detriment of forward to being able to represent the guest comment on January 21st. their respective campaigns. I know you and your concerns to Queen's As a result of promoting student that the Chief Returning Officer has Park. It is certainly my hope that concerns about the closing of the been most vigilant indetecting infrac- Laurier takes out membership in university, students approached the tions of fair election rules and has OFS as that is the only way I can faculty and administration to speak not hesitated to punish offenders. I work for you. Thank you. out against the closing policy that trust that he will reprimand the Shelley Potter was to be implemented on February VP:UA-elect for her illegitimate Ist. interference. Two days after this distribution, Tom Byrne Real or rhetoric?? Doug Earle, at Senate, presented a motion to maintain the current 24 hours closing policy. Dear Editor, Because of many students voicing Yes. If nobody votes, nothing gets Please punish week them This past studentsat W.L.U. their concerns the faculty supported done received in the mail a copy of this motion and a delay in the Pamela Livingstone WLUSU's proposed new Declara- implementation of the closing policy Dear 2nd yr Anthro Editor: tion of Student'srights. It warms my until March Ist was achieved. As thinking about To all students heart to see WLUSU's concern well, a committee has been cheating on next test, copying that about the "quality of student life at established by Senate to allow your best essay, friend's etc., GO "WLU". Any sort of discrimination, student input into a review of the AHEAD! There's nothing stopping they assert, is a detriment to these policy. you at WLU! Remember the factors. Their claim to commitment Nowhere in the comment was constant warnings you received in is commendable. high Doug Earle or myself campaigning school, as well as those drilled Meanwhile, no action has been for your support. As Student your your into head when you began taken or appears to be forthcoming Senator it was his job to inform the education at Laurier? It has recently in the area of making our campus been students whether or not this coin- demonstrated that these are more accessible to people with cided with the timing of WLUSU nothing empty more than threats. physical disabilities. Administration elections. Would the election council The Dean of Arts has issued whines that a proper transformation have considered this to be in No. Anarchy personal warnings to a number of rules would be too costly. Would it cost violation of election campaign rules Pete Craig Bob students who have been caught more than 14 million? if this incident had occurred in 2nd yr muff divers "collaborating." These students will WLUSU apparently asked the face October? No!! Then 1 question why theconsequences "next time"... administration for a low interest Doug has been fined 10% by the There always seems to be a next loan to achieve their goal of$250,000, election council as this is his respon- time. When will these "responsible" which is what the installation of an sibility as a Student Senator. adults face the repercussions of their elevator in the SUB will cost. This Sincerely, actions? Better still, when will they request wasrefused, unless WLUSU John Madiaan stop plagiarizing? It is time for this was also willing to install the school to set a precedent by administration's no-smoking policy more letters on page 12 THURSDAY, 12 the CORD FEBRUARY 11,1988 your The referenda at Wilfrid Laurier This forum is the Canadian before and after you make fine print". Being a past and present University this week is your oppor- Federation of Students and the decision. If we did not reflect our manager of Triple 'A' Student CFS/OFS allow tunity to participate and have your Ontario Federation of Students. members priorities, we would not Painters, I found this article to be represent the hundredsof thousands nothing more than a narrow- voice heard. Make your vote count! In making this decision, there are us be heard of students who, in many respects, minded, immature focus of a very to Sheena Weir obviously a number of questions are no differentfrom yourself. All we biased former painter. Chairperson, OFS that to mind. Why join? What An openletter to the Students of come want is a good education. can be accomplished? What about Firstly, do recognize the Wilfrid Laurier University, On behalf of the members of CFS 1 fact that those things I've heard about the some painters don't net a The Ontario Federation of Law student hopes 1 hope you join the team of lot of CFS being irresponsible? If I may, I that will money during their Students needs you now more than 50 campuses who care about employment; does it would like to comment. over however, it is up to them to ever. A unified student voice in alma matter their education. Together, we can realize early on to get out of it Ontario can combat the effects of Why join?Very simply, you should efficiently make a this and if this difference. is case. Further, underfunding already evident on To the Editor: join because you care about your the the painters art Congratulations Laurier! I heard Yours truly, made fully aware of the piecework your campus. The problems of over- education, student aid, your summer Tony that my alma mater is about to join Macerollo system before they are hired and crowding, reduction of library hours job, and the quality of graduate Chairperson, CFS and lack of university resources is OFS/CFS. 1 sincerely hope that studies. You also want to save some records have shown that the best common on all Ontario campuses. Laurier votes "yes" because I know money. painters are those with either Working together ensures that first-hand how important OFS/CFS previous experience or the drive to student concerns at all levels are are to students. Capitalist problem? do well. Indeed, the slowpokes are addressed. After graduating in 1986,1went to advised to stay out. the University of Western Ontario's Law School. a Letters to the Editor must be typed Dear Editor, Secondly, a manager should As students at Wilfrid Laurier, As member, Western has benefited greatly from the and submitted by Eric Beyer's comment on 28 make considerably more. Running you are intimately aware of how Monday of the week positive played in noon of January demonstrates the lack of your own business requires a lot of government neglect has affected the role that OFS has publication. Maximum length of helping us to our housing journalistic integrity at the Cord. guts and hard work. If things go quality of your education. Laurier solve these suckers is 250 words - orelse- problems. 1 remember how bad Without any evidence presented, wrong on the job, it is the manager has the highest student/teacherratio housing in can be, felt a need to insult his fellow who must answer to the call and in the province. The Ontario Waterloo so I'm Eric benefit. ran businesses during nobody else. A manager puts Federation of Students is currently certain Laurier could also students who While at Western, I have lived the summer. Terms such as 'making considerable trust into his working on bringing these ratios with who as a quick buck', 'employee employees and realizes that if there through the a woman served the What can be accomplished? Many down Select Committee of Colleges exploitation', 'inexperienced are unhappy customers, the cheque prescribed last Minister and Universities things. Both federal and provincial and on Education in the Special has told managers' were used to doesn't get picked up. Further, if Throne Speech. Assistant. She me governments are involved with post error-prone that the Ontario government sensationalize an otherwise weak there are unhappy painters, jobs will Your involvement in OFS is timely secondary education: funding, respects to commentary. not get finished and the business with participation rates going and listens OFS. student aid, research, housing, the As a Laurier graduate, have I also take exception to goes under. through the roof next year. That I list goes on. By having effective been distressed to learn of the "downgrading" PCS for allowing means that Laurier and all of post- representation, you can have input Let me pose a question: how declining quality of our university. student organizations the secondary institutions will suffer. in youreducation. And it does work! come 94% of the managers working This reality directly affects me, as opportunity to hire WLIJ students. The Ontario government must be Through the OFS and the CFS, Triple Laurier's academic reputation Eric implies that since "5 of 39 for 'A' Student Painters ran made to live up to its rhetoric that will changes have been made to improve in 1987 be a part of my resume forever. displayed companies were student successful businesses under promises world class education. student aid, research, and funding. conditions described in that article? So, I sincerely hope that you vote run businesses", Career Services is Wilfrid Laurier University receives As well, through CFS-Services, you Some of the points made in the "yes" to OFS and CFS. A vote to negligent in their responsibilities to less funding per student than most can access programs that can are true, but you joinOFS & CFS isa votefor a better the student. I fail to see the article when back other universities in the province. stretch your budget: STUDENT up by saying managers WLU: our University. connection since (using his logic) them that OFS continues to pressure the SAVER, a retail discount program, are out a Melany Franklin over 82% of the companies were crooks and for fast buck powers that be to increase funding the INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS and that we are error you're VP:UA WLUSU 1985-86, NOT student businesses. prone, allocations per student in the IDENTITY CARD (ISIC), the of your league. My Western Law School Eric's commentary provided out solution to province. Through meetings and STUDENT WORK ABROAD your problem would be to try excuses for students not to accept presentations to the Treasurer of PROGRAM (SWAP), just to name a managing, that if you've got the the responsibility of "working hard" is, Ontario, the Ontario Council on CFS chair writes in few. guts. University Affairs and the Standing in order to pay for their schooling. would suggest that your Sincerely, Committee of Finance and What about the negative things I problem Steve Wildfong Economic Affairs coupled with our Dear Editor: I've heard? That really depends on Associate News Editor's not rest with Triple 'A' Student Painters on going dialogue with the rest of Very soon, the students of Wilfrid what is being said. One thing is does student franchise companies but with the capitalist Cabinet, students in Ontario are Laurier University will be deciding clear. The CFS is responsible and Although 1 believe is a making a at Park; whether or not they should partici- accountable to its students. To that system. there difference Queen's this journalism, and what happens at Queen's Park pate in a forum beyond their campus end, I welcome any opportunity to market for form of majority of Laurier students do Godsend thanked affects you! to better the quality of student life. account for those "negative' aspects the not follow this doctrine. Sincerely, A future rich capitalist, Bill Hrycay Dear Editor, I would like to direct this letter to Wile E. Coyote (Genius) the cast and crew of the musical A bad experience production Godspell who illustrated By A.D. their often spellbinding talents in Wile E. is a high insurance risk as he weekly should not be used three performances last week. lives on the edge attempting to destroy the Road- As an usher for two of the shows, I runner. Is this behaviour normal or does Wile E. Dear Editor, was able to witness the same writing have suicidal tendencies? I am in response to a recent production twice, each with its own letter concerning the "exploitive* nature subtle, distinguishing features. I can d CRITERIA FOR EXAMINATION some student-run businesses. This honestly say my second viewing past by that June I was hired GM Oshawa. was more captivating and moving For the six to eight prior to 1. CARELESS FLIGHT ATTEMPTS weeks than my first one. This is probably starting, I would be unemployed. not Wile E. religiously attempts flight using: I did due to the fact that as I already think any knowing A) parachutes firm would hire me I knew the jist of each skit, I was able wouid quit in a righi. B) ACME Batman suits about month. I was to devote fuller attention to the No one was C) various rocket equipment interested in offering short- messages these twenty students term help. Then I applied to one D) ACME weather balloons of the were trying to put across to the E) helium in the mouth. student-nxi painting companies. I told public. manager my story, I All of these techniques are extremely hazardousand the and was hired! As long as I can remember, I've He quit at a can easily lead to death. knew Td moment's notice, either read or listened to the Bible's 2. CARELESS HANDLING OF EXPLOSIVES but he hired me anyway. I took several teachings. Thus, the parables and daysoff during the-perfcx} The coyote always mishandles T.N.T. and 4/5 times and finafly quit events selected for Godspell were when GM called. he pays the price as a dynamite sandwich blows his already familiar to me. The impact of head off. It's very risky to smoke while using gun- I cannot vouch for the integrity of all their live performances is powder, but Wile E. is a chain-smoker and cannot kick student-run companies and personnel unquestionably affecting. The There are good and people the habit. Most of us never see the coyote smoking do bad in any parable of the Adulterous Women any to the senseless censoring of Bugs Bunny. ineof work. I wouid suggest that bad and the depiction of Christ's death experience not be used as a generalzaticm 3. CARELESS CONSUMPTION OF TOXINS on the cross were probably the most to condemn anyone Wile E. frequently chews sand, dynamite, tin and and everyone touching scenes. Watching fellow ACME earthquake pills; any one of these toxins could involved in simtfar ventures. enact with such Sincerely, students their roles easily kill him. personal emotion cannot help but otepnen The previous criteria may lead us to the hasty rttcner stir one's own sentiments. conclusion that Wile E. needs psychiatric reevaluation, Some very amusing scenes were but let us not forget "Wile E. is the Anti—christ. Triple A manager also presented. Tony DeMelo can Therefore the coyote fears not death since he is death justly be voted the best comedian. itself. You can't kill Lucifer, and this is why Wile E. is so responds to Beyer His humourous quips, Charlie bold and daring at everything he does. Chaplin walk, and dancing antics Dear Editor, were truly superb. Even co-actor NEXT WEEK: Where does Wile E. get money in This letter is in response to the Tim Otterman had to suppress a order to purchase ACME products? article which appeared in last week's laugh. cord entitled "You should read the From the feedback I received from many of the guests, I know for certain that the evidently hard- THERE WILL BE .NO STAFF MEETING THIS worked production was well appreciated by all. Thank you all for FRIDAY DUE TO THE FACT THAT MOST OF OUR a veritably fantastic job!! Sincerely, STAFF IS IN FLORIDA OR ON THE SLOPES. Heidi Wick TO YOU WITH LOVE Boys of 11 Marshall St; Comilona, stay away from D.W. Happy Valentine's Eric B, Happy Valentines Happy V Day to the High- Thanks for some good those fa*faces. Happy Day. Thanks & Hugs, Deb. Day to someone with a lighter House, that is; Seats times but: Mike keep you Valentine's day, you are weird sense of what looks 4, 12 inches, No Way & clothes on, Jim give me definitely one of the best Deb & Al: Thanks for being good. Love yah anyway. Ms. Swamp Man. Love The mine back, Jeff I'll keep buds. Katmandu so wonderful. Guess it'll be Cusak. Crass Bitch. myself covered, Jonathon along time before I forget where are yours? Cordies: I love you all to last summer. Happy V. Day Erika: I promise-no more Hi Wharon. I miss you alot A to your both Love Alki-K. don't see you. Just Andrew you stud. Take me Anonymous death despite my Tuesday hormonal whining on when I to bed or lose me forever. rantings. Happy Valentines Tuesdays. Happy VD. The wait until summer. I Love Berislav: All the best. Dear Sex Kittens of CA-45: My afternoons are free. You and enjoy the break. The elusive Ms. Cusak. You. Wave-baby Thanksforall yoursupport. Happy Valentines Day SK's. know where to find me. Production Manger Love (I mean that). Schmoo It's been a great year Happy Valentines. C. (so Early bird: Can't wait to "go Heather P. Now that you far). P.S. Lookoutforfalling Christine: The CLASSiest skiing but no ski" with you. are my princess, when will Bill, Happy Valentine's Day. vegetables. The Other SK. With our sleeping habits you be my queen? Happy Alexis M. Let's do the dinner Love Always Casey. lady up here. Great Job on and movie thing. Your these we'll never get out of bed. Valentine's Day All my Love. Valentines. Keep up Dear Secret Admirer. the really Tommy Turret: Love you, Night Owl. Gary. B2 Girls You're all wild and good work. The Cord Staff. Thanks for nothing Bro. crazy floormates and you've Have another Grizzly. EKB: Thanks for letting the Harlot: I've got a fire, Angie, Happy Valentines to all got big hearts too. Lots Christina: What can I say? Linda. flower bloom. Happy spaghetti and a bottle of a very special person. You of luv, Stef. have brought new meaning Over the last two years Valentine's day. Love KAH Dear Dave, the hottest wine with your name on it. into the word friendship. we've established a special redhead on campus Now all I need is you. Dave Love Jamesdigustus. friendship that I'll cherish is my forever. On this Valentines Valentine. I love you 5.8., even though they won't let Happy Valentine's Day Andrea, No Heat? Tired of day I say thanks. Love K. us into Harveys anymore. AIESEC with extra love, roomies hogging the Love Etta. hugs and kisses to our old covers? No problem, you Carol and Marsha: Roses and new and improved are me, a sleeping bag and 20 red, Violets are blue, I & Marga Dear Nancy, I guess made Exec. Love Eric litres of hot fudge. Sweet don't know what history I my best on & Dreams. would be, without the two discoveries the Fred Hanne, Congratula- "C" 2 of of you. Love the Sweater first days frosh week. tions on your engagement. Amalia, Wish I Man. I'm glad we became friends. We wish you two all the couid be City Drummer (Rob): Sorry Love Etta. best. Love the King & there with you, love always I'm such a hyper person but Martin. P.S. Just trying to Cotton Club: In case we Queen. good blues and beer & affect didn't tell you enough last Dan Todd, Happy cheer you up. Rob. me in strange ways. Luv year, we'll tell you now. We Valentine's Day. Think of Farrah: You've got the teeth. yah! Cori. me when you are in B.C. Anna J. of Bricker St. quit love you all, especially you You've got the long mane. say you at night in the Sandra I HI with Carolyn. Linda and Katie All you need now is to get room, toying me and be my Corrlne Baby: Stop the torque library and Valentine. T.M. rid of the black wardrobe halls, I'm the one with dark Wedding! Aangh! The City Deanne: Was it here or C 3 86/87: Hope Valentine's and lose the cherry. 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JLB - They always said guys Boyfriend Todd: You are Grant, Happy Valentine's at Laurier are incredible. only nice to me when we Chona: Happy Valentine's Cord Staff: To a wonderful Dear Mr. President: "tell me day. Have an amazing time Thanks for being by best are out. Why only then? Day. You'll look great in group people. the you'll be my lonely in Florida. Thinking of ya. fiend. I love-ed you Bearsy. Girlfriend Joan that tiny bikini in Mexico of To all be. Valentine." Love Dar. S.G. and we're bound to me the paper that's it should EAS Jon G. you sexy babe I C.- Happy "Tyler" of our Brett VD from dreams. Dave B, Forget the rumour want you in a big way. Be your fan Chris. club down the hall and all the hype. It shows mine. Your secret Admirer. babe. Come visit often. no class you're not their Cindy: I love you, I want type. POOP. John E: You're beautiful and you, your the best, etc. Bill Penny: You're still my etc. I love you. Forever Young little Billy Boy. Love Mom. See you in Cornwall. Rob. Danny S: Go ahead, make my day and set aside that Jennifer Ramage: Be Bob H. Happy Valentines Carol, You are the H my best don free pizza hut lunch for me. Valentine and have dinner Day to my favorite Hawk. and a super person. Thanks Heather C., Here's the IT Have a great V-day. Hugs'n with me tomorrow. Love Looking forward to getting for all the talks. Happy Dubs: Happy VD to my fave Valentine's Day message Snuggles, Rocky. Larry. to know you better. Valentines Day. Luv Stef. GAT. Can I borrow your you've been looking for. Friends? Cori. dark room sometime? Ms. We're going to have a hell Dave from Thursday: Johnny Solorvey: Enjoy Christina Y. Thanks for a Cusak of a good time starting this Thanks for being a sweet- day dude. Love that "do". Bikini Betty, Windsufer great 3 years. Best of luck tonight. Chris. heart. Love Erika. Please be our Valentine. Blondie and the French- next year in Teacher's Dear Honeybear: Happy man, let's go get get to Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. The Freaks our College. Lorrie. Valentine's Day. Do I Dave, Even though you beat sizzling, hot tans. Windsufer thaw you out when we get Levis. Love your not-so- me in squash, there's still Jimbo: Thanks for always Blondie, be prepared to get Charlie: Bessie and the girls back? I'll miss you Love secret-admirer. "Something about .. sunk. Beach you so making me smile. Love Bunny G. miss your hugs something Muffin. right" Happy Valentines Judy: Angela fierce. I love you. Day Love Sue. Heather and Best pals B2 Conrad: You guys are Doug R. Now maybe we forever. Love ya. Grace. the best. Hope everyone has Jim the Masseuse: Will you Cori & Cori, thanks for all can get back together for a super and a be our Valentine - or are reading week your help at the City Thurs- another night of fun now Hey Union Basher, Let's romantic Valentine's. Love you man enough for the six day. 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F.P.A. about, the beach, the sun, Thanks for all the talks and guy pic collection than me. bubble bath and those Mom, Dad, and Davey: Jim Ray: Snuggling with your Nick-Hon: Thanks for the good times, and above all, laughs and the food and Hormones kill, babe. The interesting items in my top Happy Valentine's Day to a buddy, hiding out, cuvee Scott, the girl who wears of you. with you V time of my life. It just keeps Spaz, you big Stud. Hope I'm other Cori drawer. Any contributions? super and popcorn in bed, candle your favorite perfume (me) the coffee. Love Carolyn family. Aren't's you getting better. Happy Oh man, I'm freakin. Thanks we'll always be playmates. climbing the stairway to Vic and Di. You women are I'll supply the candles. glad I'm home to bake for for your support, and light, the time of my life. would like to apologize for truly two of the best. Happy Valentines day, I live you, Love, Wench. heaven. Mike To my club Guardalavaca Yours longingly: You better you again? 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You're a great Thanks for I maybe... Didn't think so. Miss Curious: All I need is a Marion Rahn: Happy Powder Hawks: cool. Happy Valentine's. A Love M and C. Sean and Al baby) Feel fre bunch of people. The Bitch Happy Happy Valentine's Day . WadewA.: For a biz knob playing for us. Kim Lazier, we have bowl of passion fruit swirl Valentines. I want you sex. Soul Follower. The Floor From to be our referees. Happy of the News Section Valentines Day. Its good to Hell. Love Karen. you're more than o.k. admired you from a and you. Be my Valentine. Your Secret Admirer Sean Doherty: I keep Happy V.D. It's been a great Valentines Day. Love the be a coach. Dano, Doug, Happy Valentines you sexy distance in your classes. Love Paul Rob: You'll just have to bumping into you at Taps luv To the Cute Guy, I'll be 1007ers & year so far. you. 800 thing you! That to Moe Lester: Though your Kevin, Tim, Fred, Mike, I ya girl from Look forward meeting shower me with Seltzer StaceyXI: Always in my and you are driving me thinking of today when Tap's last Saturday. you personally. Luv M and Middle Hazelnuts: you set mole is nice and sweet I Sal kisser when you finally thoughts, forever in my crazy. stay a I'm in New Orleans. To bad To the Italian - B2 Next time Tom Mcßride you sexy Stallion C our hearts on fire a pair would like to see it more mind. passion we can't listen to Kashmir like sleep over. I like you a lot. My for you is while. C.T. thing you. Fulfill my wildest Willison, Hey Good looking. Wendle: I'm serious about of shoes. Happy than once a week. Love Moe on your futon. Happy VD What got Valentine's P.S. I think I've fallen. GOD boundless and I can hide it desires this Valentines. Mr. you cooking? that application. I am sexy. Kenny: You're not only day. Love Upper Lested anyway. Kissy Rissy. & the Hazelnuts. no longer. Krista Shelley, Angie, Julie, Angie, Cusak Love the wife, Sexarobics chips tonight? love of my life, you're my P.S. You're so cute and Ranger John: How come Holly, Lori: You ladies are the mistress, & the kids. Pete "the Stud" Mike (pretty boy): Happy To Mick: My special best friend. Thanks for the cuddly you know so much about Sandra: Happy Valentines. more exciting than General Valentine's Day. When do To the Gweebs of A3 Valentine. Happy memories, the good and the I the birds and the bees? Perhaps we can play tennis Hospital, more seductive To the Hood with the fake Wendy, Knowing you are get that massage? Love Willison (yes that means Anniversary - 13 months. bad. They've helped to Mare & Stasia: Here's to a O.T.S. Some day there will When will I be ready for the sometime, hopefully the than Dynasty, more leather jacket, if you want there for me makes all the your secret admirer. you too Shawn P.) even Thanks for being mine. strengthen us in so many long lasting friendship. be enough chocolate sauce advanced course? Snuggle score will & I difference be love-all. Luv addictive than Y Rand though you don't visit we to please us on Valentines in the world. love you , Machine. P.S. ways. Spanky Whipper P.S. I.A.A.S.M.G. for us all Be patient. M.M. Butt. Waz greater than Knots (well Day, give up the black for Love Always Dave still love you. BH2 Can I have a kiss? that one maybe debatable) red. Love us K: Have a rainbow My Q~ Sharon: 1.L.U.2.M. of a Dearest Warren, A Masseuse Wild thing: It's nice to finally 2.E.5.L.U. Todd love the Valentine's Day. Look on special Valentine's Message To our favorite brother be with somebody who yourdresserforagifttonite. for my very special Echelon. Thanks for being loves as much as you do Your roomie C. Valentine. With Carebear a sweetie. Happy Valentines and lives up to their name hugs and Carebear kisses, I Day. Love, Jody, Tiffany, too. Chuck. Kat, Stop laughing you mad love you. All my love Karen. Tracey, Debbie. woman. See you at the Ved. Wishing that 2nd year biz Happy Valentine's Day Love M.K.D. I miss you and i To everyone on D2E (Party wimp I've been hanging your Bud. A. miss what we had. I'm just Patrol) have a greatreading around a special Valentines. sorry it wasn't enough for week & Happy Valentine's Day. Don't take any hot you. With or without you, Day. Love Steph baths. Hugs & Kisses L.P. I'll always love you. S. Waz; see, you did get a My Sweetie: masculine, Turret Larry, Sleep with me or lose me forever. This Valentine. Happy muscular, matchless: you Valentines day buddy. P.S. are heaven sent. Snuggle Saturday meet me at the I'll talk to you know who for Bunny Turret Shooter bar, 11 pm. Your not so secret admirer you. Vour friend Sue. Lorna: I would like to thank Matula - What X the hell are Wheatie: Never go alone in you for making my job a lot we doing Sincerely To Heather in Aurora: You missing hearts. Teddy would be sad easier. Your efforts and you. truly light up my life. Happy advice have helped me a Valentine's Day. I love you. if we lost the game. Love forever Nimikinies great deal. Your friend Micheleand Leonia: Happy Gary Joseph. Valentine's Day. You both WLUSU BOD: for mean so much. Well maybe. Tim, thanks for helping me Thanks making my life hell. Lord Bloodaxe: I'm a Love ya R.S. keep my sanity, especially Actually damsel in distress seeking doing 249. Happy you guys (girls) are great. Happy the joys of maidenhood. Mr. Perri Valentines Day. Cynthia. Valentines Day. Ellis: I will danse Schmoo Have observed you from with you, forever. J'aime afar. Know all nighty traits. toi. Obsession. To the best catch I've had in Waz, Happy Valentines Day. Be my Valentine. years. Happy Valentines Glad you're back. Hugs & Mamabear: Happy Day. Canada's topTourney Kisses. Deb Louise: The four of us on Valentine's Day. Thanksfor Fisherman the beach in Mexico, it's being there. You are a going to be great. Happy special person and I wish To my Wuffy: I promise to Valentine's Day. Chris you all the best forever. 800 love you forever and ever. Amen. Hugs and Kisses, Lise, have a great Matt W. Thanks for a great Teen. Valentine's day. I'm looking 3 years best of luck in the forward to reading week & "real world". Lorrie To the creature from Y M. Yvonne: Happy Valentines next year. Love ya, Steph Metalong, Ice Queen Day. I'm going to miss Many thanks for your hard anxiously awaits your Love and wishes on you wasting Wednesday with work, let's go out and get return. Happy Valentine's trip, call if you need to. you during reading week, pissed. Your Frizzy BOD Day Misfit love Christina 16 -the CORD — THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11.1988 work for us Student Publications recruitment Student Publications, although salary and the President receives a funded by Laurier students through a monthly stipend. Other positions WLUSU fee, is a separate administra- receive various combinations of com- tive structure which includes services missions and honoraria, but no one beyond the Cord. We're responsible works for the money. It's the chal- for all those attractive Looton posters lenge, sense of accomplishment and around campus, the annual yearbook, the comradery that keeps people in a lot of the extremely beautiful and Student Publications. FEATURE effective transparencies that students It's not hard to assume an official use for presentations, and various ver- position in Student Pubs. All you have sions of student handbooks and to do is apply. directories. K you're interested in applying, just look All of these publications are pro- for details in duced by student volunteer labour. ads in this Cord or come to our offices on the second The Editor-in-Chief receives a full-time floor of the SUB. Board of Directors President- David Wilmering By Tony Karg The President of WLU Student What does it take to be a director Publications, in addition to fulfilling of Student Pubs? the role ct a director, takes care of To start WLUSP is more than the daily the administration of the Cord; we are also Keystone, U.T. & corporation which ranges from T., Photo and my personal favourtie holding Board ofDirector's meetings (I work there!) Looton. As a director to negotiating and signing various you are responsible for corporate contracts. The President also rep- interests; the big stuff like where is resents the corporation on the the money going to come from when vVLUSU Operations Management somebody goes overbudget, or you Board. play referee when the Cord and Minimum time commitment: 30 Photo start yelling at each other. hours/week. The successful Really it is not all that bad. For the must in K-W candidate reside the 5 plus hours a week you spend up area over the summer months. This here the human resource and position receives a stipend equal to personnel skills you develop will that of the of executive positions benefit you in any career. The two WLUSU. most important things you need for Features Editor's note: Dave's a this job is an open mind and an killer on the squash courts... or so ability to MBWA (manage by I've hea-d. wandering around). A little bit of hard work doesn't hurt either. If you have any more questions ask for Al, Sarah, Craig or myself, we will certainly spell the job out for KEYSTONE you. Doris Docs Keystone Editor- JoanSandberg a lot of fun. The job starts in the Assistant Yearbook Editor This position is a time consuming summer with planning and ends in but incredibly rewarding position. It the beginning of Febuary when the As Keystone's Assistant editor, I offers opportunity to create and use boooooook goes to oversee the layout of the yearbook. your imagination with less restriction prinnnnnnntinnng and you can sit Working with other members of than another type of publication. back and enjoy reading week and staff, we decide who should cover Working with others in the staff as improving your grade pointaverage. which sectionsand when they should well as the many others connected Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. be completed. The job is both with the production of the yearbook If you have any questions by all enjoyable and interesting. Shuffling builds personnel skills. Previous means contact me, I can be con- through numerous photographs, experience is great for attempting vinced to talk to almost anyone. chuckling at the devilish grins of this job but not nessessary (I didn't Feature's Editor's note: Joan is excited actions and trying to decide have any). Constant learning is an spending reading week resting in the which memories are the best to bind integral part of this position as there padded comforts of Donotcallus together for a future pastime is is many ways to approach each crazyhousebecauseweprefer always a fun job. Arranging the situation and idea. Although it is a sickfromsociety photos on the pages in a creative threatening pile of work it can still be and different way is also a challenge. Keystone Sales Manager Keystone Special Events The hours entailed for the jobare Editor not really severe. As long as you're Buy a Yearbook, Get your This position requires the person Keystone ready for the cruncher at deadline Photo Technician Keystone now!" Orientation Editor to cover events that take place on time; youll be fine. Of course, The Sales Manager must promote campus. Bands, plays, and so on are Do you like taking pictures? organization always helps to lighten If you the sales of the books to Do you want to go to the the things that fall under this have an the the load and allow one to see bedtime interest in photographyand students. A good position to build Orientation events? Yes! See the category. So if you like to see bands would before the wee hours of the morning. like to gain valuable on your managing and promotion new frosh, party, party, party. This and plays >nd so on apply for job experience Another incentive- your this in the darkroom apply skills. If you can sell and position only and kill two birds with have runs until the end of honourarium! one for this position. It requires about innovative, creative September application. 3-7 hours ideas for so your school won't be a week. promotion apply for this job. sacrificed. Heh, it's cool. -the CORD- 17 the CORD Both It can be argued (quietly, so all in the summer and during The Production Manager spends hard-working the regular term, the editor's job the other people a minimum of 30 hours a week requires knowledge of journal- around here won'thear me) that overseeing and participating in all ism, newspaper design and pro- the Editor-in-Chief is the most aspects of the production cycle. duction, and pharmacy. influential and important person Some of the duties are designing the Best of all, the Editor's job working at Student Publications. sections of the paper, doing ad The Editor receives a salary and provides a wealth of experience layout, and enforcing (as design, setting logs the most working hours in in writing, editing, much as possible) deadlines, training managing, the office each week. organizing, budget- and supervising volunteer staff and ting, hair-pulling and There are two parts to the caffeine- on paste-up of copy. May ingesting. hands Editor-in-Chief's job. From All of this in the This position demands a hard to August, the editor works on company of the some of the working, strong willed person who creative, the summer publications: the most talented and ded- can combine strength and tact to people wall calendar, the student tele- icated on the WLU motivate people and get the paper phone directory and the WLUer campus. finished. successful for Editor-in-Chief: Production Manager The candidate student handbook and day Run it's should have some design experience Editor-in-Chief just a job, it's pain Cori Ferguson planner. not a nagging and previous production work is a Rob Furlong your lower abdomen. Ah, there's no life like it! If you From September to April, the in must. Time management skills are Editor stands at the precarious really don't value sleep time, have a is the only full time paid for design, and enjoy working also necessary if you hope to ever This helm of this newspaper. The flair in Student Publications. greatest variety of graduate. position position involves writing, super- with the year's editor summed it up personalities on WLU Bonuses that come along with the Last vising the coverage and weekly available the Take it away Matt then the job of job are the honorarium (although best. production of the paper, and campus Cord Johnston. Production Manager is for you! not gigantic, it certainly helps out in dealing with staff and volunteers. the lean spring months), the experience of creating a journalistic work of art without having to write, and if you do find time to write you all can put your own stories on the Final deadline for front page for everyone to see! Come apply for the position of applications is Friday, Cord Production Manager. You may regret it sometimes, but overall it's a February 26th at 3:00 great experience. p.m. News Editor Erika A. Sajnovic Being the News Editor (or the The Scene Editor Cord has been a pleasure over the Captain Kirk (Just A Regular past two years. The people that you Newspaper Person Drunk) meet and work with are of the best Nielsen quality. Of course, everything is not alway rosy. There are times when I, Kirk Nielsen, became the editor you wish that you could just get of the arts section to guarantee away for a few days and forget that Feature's Editor myself an invitation to the WLUSU the Cord exists. Michael Wert Volunteer Dinner. Although after The commitment that the News Working for Student Pubs has last year I, Kirk Nielsen, may be Sports Editor-Chris Starkey Editor must put forth is one of definitely been a growing experience banned from the occasion. This is a So you'd like to be the sports approximately 40 to 50 hours a in a spiritual sense... especially since great party, because of the large editor of the Cord. How admirable. week. With this type of a commit- 1 live with The Scene editor who amounts of free wine, and is the best As sports ed, you get to hang your ment, one would expect to have to frequently chugs back a quart or reason for being the editor of The sweaty socks up on the wall next to have a lot of time management skills. two of the cheapest, vilest stuff you Scene. your very own desk, where you can Among the duties of the News Editor can find in a brown bag...I myself So, like, there are other reasons put your coat and stuff. Saves you are such wonderful things as: recruit- have a particular fetish for red wine that you should consider applying renting a locker, it does. ing new writers, assigning stories and American cigarettes...though for this position. I, Kirk Nielsen, like, As the ideal SE, you have a general and enforcing deadlines, co- I'm not particularly adept at smoking get, to share an office with the knowledge of sports, especially at ordinating with the Production 'cause I can't seem to master butting Sports Ed, which this year was like WLU. You're not really a PR person Manager and the Associate News Associate News Ed-Eric Beyer them out properly...falling down is Chris Starkey, a guy too cool, like for the Hawks, but they are your Being the Associate News Editor Editor during design and layout of also a hobby of mine...and so is snow. And, there are still other bread and butter as far as content newspaper At the section, also to work closely of this is interesting. rambling on and on incoherently., reasons, sorta like, the fact you get goes. You can be controversial with my Associate in arranging times it can be fun, at other times the Feature's editor has a lesser Brio, ohh, so like Starkey already (They're still talking about the seminars for the writers and you may feel like running away from workload than the other section mentioned that, so you kinda know powderpuff, cheerleading and WWF collecting data to enable writers to it all and sulking. Either way, and not eds. Unlike the other section editors, that. Well, still there are many things stories). a get as much information about a unlike Zen Buddhuism, little the Feature's editor enjoys the that are hip, if you can dig what I, The onlyabsolutely required time story as possible. The most inter- personal development will happen freedom of working with writers on Kirk Nielsen, am saying, like you commitment comes on Mondays esting part of the job would have to because the whole damn thing is a one-to-one basis, and is also free can maybe think up the quiz, or the and Tuesdays. On Monday the be the actual editing. Editing is not really like a trial by fire. (responsible) to layout and design never-to-be infamous quote. stories come in, and you talk people an easy job, but once you have I often try to-understand what I do each feature on his/her own. So if Really; I, Kirk Nielsen, assign arts into typing them in for you. Then trade, here, but I duty is very learned the tricks of the it up can't—the this kind of personal freedom events that should be covered, you edit them. The stories, that is. assign to people really is a joy. eclectic. I stories attracts you read on. Oh, and the arrange press passes for reviewers, That night when the pictures are about something. There are advantages to being who want to write Feature's editor is free from the and make sure the stories come in developed, you look at how nice crack editing the News Editor. You have your own I have first at wrath of the Production manager. on time. Then I, Kirk Nielsen, edit they are and the production manager find their way desk, a window to look out of, walls random stories that Another function ofall the section the write-up, send the article through helps you lay out the section. odd to pin your posters on, and you have back up here. The time 111 editors isas a member of the editorial the not-at-all confusing computer Tuesdays are tremendoo, too. if we have news your own personal computer check to see board. So when you're totally burnt system, and then I, Kirk Nielsen, get You come in and write headlines paper. terminal (you do share an office,and photographs for the next out about 3 a.m., Wednesday my inches in order for the lay-out and cutlines (the words under the And if a story to you had better get used to it). needs be written, morning, and your brain is telling with the Production Manager. One pictures) at your leisure during the it, I Well, 1 really hope that some of and there is no one else to do your body "Go to bed before I start of the last things I, Kirk Nielsen, do day. At night, you get to work with will. The associate news editor can you will be interested in my job and if throwing weird ideas at you," you is create the eye-catching headlines, the lovely and talented production write comments too (which really not, perhaps some of the others I have to start thinking of editorials. like "Why are they singing GetLaid, people. They have knives but you like to do) but if the comment is which are offered here. If you have And when you ignore you're brain, Get Fucked?" can tell them what to do. At controversial youll get alot of letters you up any questions, come and see me in end with the Thanksgiving One more little thing is that you mktyght ypustuff,your face full of to the editor the next week which on v the Cord offices, behind the Games Editorial. get to be the editorial board and free pizza and and go home your they 'Brio Room. insult honour. And I believe that insanity is the first like slam the administration, revelling in your accomplishments. (comments) always published. One last thing, working for aren't step towards the eternal spiritual remember "well fuck them". You get money and the honour of The job entails other things too Student Publications not only allows contentment. So come on up to our Seriously folks, this job sucks. So, working with some great people; just —but you to work with a fun group of which I can't think of now offices... I'll be the dude falling off my like, there is more stuff I could tell Cordies. They're really great, just (the job). people, but you have a wonderful it needs alot of hours chair, getting back up and falling off you, but that's like enough for this ask one. Features Editor's note: Eric wears learning experience and it looks again, getting back up and falling off blurb. Tune in, turn on, and drop another note: Chris likes to damn good on a resume. size 16 shoes. again... out. wear long purple underwear 18 the CORD THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 11,1988 Paul Mitchell Copy Editors Photo Manager Cord Photo Technician Advertising Manager Advertising Production Manager Andrea C. Cole Dave Mcintosh Karen Pollard Wendle Beaton Vacant Pictures have a tough time lying, There's no life like it! This position Do you enjoy standing about in In Student job arid that's why the position ofPhoto will encompass a little bit of Hi, I'm Karen Pollard and my Publications titles dimly lit rooms or manipulating are self-explanatory; Manager is wonderful. I always did everything. position at the Cord is Advertising hence we have objects in the dark? Then Cord a sports have trouble saying what I mean! In chronological order, the Ad Production Manager. editor who is in charge of photo technician is the job for you. sports, filing The manager is responsible for a Manager is responsible for setting Basically my job is to produce and circulation and manager At your disposal is a fully equipped who staff of two photo technicians and a pricing structures in conjunction layout the attractive ads you see in circulates in files, and and darkroom in which you can screw editor-in-chief, who you may graphic arts technician, as well as with the WLUSP Board ofDirectors the Cord each week. The most have around with old negatives, making guessed, in charge of native recruiting and training volunteer weird pictures of Bryan Leblanc, or in late May through mid-June. Sales time consuming part of the job is photographers and staff. In addition, take off with the Summer typesetting. As you learn more about relations. fool around with your girl/boy friend Well, the copy you get to oversee some of the Publications (Wall Calender, typesetting you can create more editors edit copy. (perhaps both, though definately not We working cameras and Student Directory). attractive Typesetting proofread the stories that are oldest at the same time - its too small). The WLUer, ads. is going into the paper. We check each equipment you've ever seen, though job requires 10-12 hours a week, Next on the agenda is this relatively easy to learn and previous WLUSU may take pity on us next publication, the Cord. Again the experience at it is not entirely story for grammatical errors, usually split between Monday and consistency in style, and accuracy. year and let us buy some new ones. Tuesday night, a background Ad Manager is responsible for all ad necessary but reccommended. Besides the editor-in-chief, the copy You will also have two darkrooms knowledge of film development sales. The second vital part of this job is editors are the only people who and a budget of close to $8,000 at (easily come by, I'll teach you), and a Oh yeah, and you receive to lay out the ads on the flats. It your command. You get to order commissions on all of the ads that requires working Sunday evenings must read the entire paper before it $500.00 stipend to be paid to the is printed. photo and graphics supplies and worry, you sell. YouH be rich beyond the to meet the Monday noon deadline. outgoing photo tech (don't We proof read everything twice; other toys. You get to do all the youll get it back next year). dreams of a 5 year old. Basic layout skills are also easily once on the computer and later on outside work you can pull in, for The photo department is Desired abilities will include learned. the the flats. There are two copy editors which you get a 40% commission. messiest, bugged out department diplomacy, the ability to keep sales The Advertising Production in for the Cord. One is hired in the You even get to do your own Student Pubs...probably because staff motivated (slow sales can kill Manager is supposed to train and spring and one in the fall. Oh, and accounting. every other department enjoys ambition), organizational skills (one recruit volunteers and they really yah, some knowledge of the english Best, but not least, you work throwing rotting food and dirty desk is too small for 10irVout boxes) can come in handy during a language is required but not closely with the Cord and us. course and the single most important asset, particularily heavy ad week. underwear at This of essential. Yearbook, as well as UT&T, to leads to extensive psychiatric bills in a really good sense of humour. Generally the position requires a 15- Features Editor's note: We need a ensure that photo coverage is loudest, most schizophrenic and In its barest framework, it will 20 hour per week time committment, copy editor right at this very available for all important, or just generally order for us to cope with require 30 to (say its not true) 60 but can fluctuate depending on how moment. There is no one who plain embarrassing events. these travails. Further the whole hours per week. gung ho the Ad reps are that week. works here whose name is Vacant. A realistic time commitment of 15 office is infested with the biggest Some lucky (read: masochistic) Depending on your course load, this hours per week puts a well organized cockroaches you've ever seen (I person will be blessed with this job can really cut into study time but person easily in control of the was trapped in the darkroom for a position for next year, GOOD if you can arrange for someone to manager's position. Except for 6 set whole hour once when one attacked LUCK! cover for you occasionally if you office hours, the rest of your time ma • I only escaped after I bashed it need them school can be managed can be as flexible as you are. on tne iitH with an 80-290 zoom at the same time. Obviously, you need solid biack- lens). Then again you do recieve a I was the first person to hold this and-white developing skills to even $280.00 honouraria, a free one week position, as it was created last year, consider this position. Some trip to Jamaica, an automatic rifle so there were a few bugs to be experience in graphic arts helps too, and one full hour with Scoop Furlong ironed out but by next year this though you can squeak by without in an abandoned warehouse, and could very well be one of the most it, as I did. But then, 1 have three of perhaps the best opportunity man rewarding positions in Student Pubs. the best, most competent will ever have to wipe out the Red Come on up and talk to me at any technicians I've ever seen this year. Menace of Communism. So if the time if you're interested in the job. The photography department is opportunity to develop pictures, the quietest, cleanest, sanest, most rack up impressive legal bills, torture unstressed department of Student small defenseless animals under the Publications. People in other approving gaze of section editors, departments relax in our office. and overthrow the right wing We're the social hub of Pubs. If Graphic Arts Technician regimes of banana republics is your Debbie Hurst you'd like to hear more, I'm Andrea cup of tea, give photo tech a try. At Cole, and myoffice hours are posted least it's more fun than throwing up Graphic the And an The Arts Technician is in on office door. it's open on your relatives - almost. door, so you can drop in any time charge of preparing all pictures for that I'm in, or leave a message and printing and for size reproductions Features Editor's note: Paul has of all ad work. The job takes about 111 call you back. Promise! a cool haircut. 15 hours per week. Go for it, sugar. Productions Assistants Kat Rios and Sue Wallace Circulation and FUing Manager W. K. Penny Are you lonely? Need a little University Typesetting & The staff position of Circulation excitement in your life? Join the Transparencies and Filing Manager exists for the Cord - become a Production purpose of ensuring Assistant! of the people Vacant effective Systems Technician Think all distribution of CORD on you'd think ofall fun you'd Last year a particularly shady the Paul Dawson meet, the fellow approached me outside the campus and across the country. have, and think of all that free pizza! games room This managerial position requires The job takes a committment of and asked me if I Sys. Tech. is an infinitely the organisational of an about 10-15 hours a and most wanted an easy way to make loads skills interesting vocation which I highly week money. individual who is willing to spend of the work is done Tuesday of Being a biz nob, I was 5-6 recommend to all. Working Tuesday on hours per week sorting and filing all nights. Half of your time will intrigued and, before I knew it, 1 was nights until five in the morning is be papers arriving at wasted in search of a production selling flowers in the airport for W.L.U. from other always fun. The hours pass quickly Student academic institutions. Other knife which will come in handy when Publications. Aside from though, made enjoyable by an Looton Manager this duty, the responsibilities include mailing each performing such gruelling duties as: UT&T Manager is amazing piece ofelectronic wizardry Alisa Kupris responsible week's edition to its various layout, paste-up, threatening section for co-ordinating all the we Cordies affectionately call "the subscribers, and supervising the heads, cropping pictures of outside typesetting work for the pig from hell." Even more exciting and lots Looton is Student Publications' corporation. distribution of papers to other tedious shit. During the This includes every- numerous than the typesetter is playing with poster and button-making service. If thing from resumes to pamphlets points on campus. Comprehensive Tuesday night marathon you to the highly corrosive chemical will you like sniffing ink, you'd be a programs to to mailing lists are maintained in a have to endure irritating and overheads whatever "goop." I look forward to the nifty natural for the position. anyone else doesn't separate computer filing systemand irremovable microscopic fragments Otherwise, want to do. It tingly feeling you get when you spill you'd need to be self-motivated, you to learn a successful candidate will of line tape and perhaps, a pathetic also allows all sorts of be some on yourself. My job is to organized and able to manage nifty things and instructed on how to access and 4:00 a.m. game of or make all sorts of transfer data files (stories) from the "Win, Lose volunteer labour- you know, all arbitrary operate the program to aid in label Draw" on Kirk's these the decisions when the computer system (a true "pig" in its chalkboard. If things that students good back printing and other appeal to you, as long you are at. customer's is turned ("No, I related duties. own right) to the beloved typesetter. and as Being Looton Manager Some knowledge of can survive on two is much like don't know how that line about you basic word Then I take these stories and typeset a maximum of running your own so all being a member Hog is desired but not hours sleep and still make it to those business, of the Harold them so that they will fit into their ,you people who want to someday got in your early Wednesday morning classes for President Club stuck alotted sections of the paper. Since I function efficiently in real world, resume, but I'm will help (well, at least most of the time), this the sure it you Features am new, I am naive enough to do apply for this job. the job"). Editor's note: Don't be is the job for you! get silly Billy. this with unparalled zeal. THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 11, 1988 the CORD 19 The Scene TheBeatles Almost Crazy: The Sour Mash Blues Band rocked a packed City Hotel last Thursday night. Pictured above are guitarist/vocalist Fred Hale and bassist Mark "Bag" Barfknecht. Bottom left is drummerRob Reilly and top left is vocalist/guitarist Zoltan Horcsok. Together these guys proved they can smoke any joint. Cord photos by Cori Cusak City Almost Crazy on Sour Mash By Cori Cusak crowd. (the Wilf's staff fave), Hand Jive, the crowd was reluctant to let the The sheer energy and exuberance Most of the band's repertoire Riverboat Fantasy, and the bluesy, band leave the stage. They were of Sour Mash demanded a fun, total Picture the City Hotel packed to consisted of cover songs by artists rockin' Paul James tune Joint Out called back for three encores before party atmosphere and it was next to overflowing, with hundreds of such as Paul James, John Cougar Back. "Big Al" Strathdee made a they could go home. Joint Was impossible not to become caught up drunken university students dancing Mellencamp, David Wilcox, Lynard special guest appearance at the Rockin', a Paul James song had the in the power of the music. The pre- on any available squarefoot of space Skynard, and The Powder Blues beginning of the second set to sing hotel shaking on its foundation with gig WLUASS sponsored bash (including tables, chairs, the stage...) Band. Two original songs managed his Talent Night offering, The Cover the frenzy of the crowd. By the end helped to coin a new acronym that and you can imagine part of the to work their way into Thursday's Of The Rolling Stone. of the show there was hardly a sober has since been adopted by most of incredible party that Winter Carnival lineup—Just Wanna Take You person left in the building, and the those in attendance at last Talent Night winners, The Sour Home, and Bathtub Wine, both In the fashion of previous Sour tables and chairs had become satel- Thursday's show—I.A.A.S.M.G., or Mash Blues Band, put on last written by guitarist/vocalist Fred Mash Friday afternoon Wilf's gigs, lite dance floors. I Am A Sour Mash Groupie. Thursday night. Hale. Just weeks before the closing of Horcsok and Hale, both talented the City Hotel, those hep cats in guitarists and vocalists, traded off Sour Mash revved up their bluesy, lead duties throughout the night. rockabilly-laced travelling roadshow Horcsok's vocal work on Almost NoWaiting on the charts and lured enough people out, with Crazy, which has become a Sour the promise of no cover 'AT ALL', Mash staple, was impeccable. He By Steve McLean Secondly, for nostalgia buffs, The Waiting Room sound to almost shut down the Turret on added a hard edge to liven up the more closely resembles Cold than either the Tony one of its most popular nights. pace of the song and it had friends The evolutionary process has been kind to Don Spencer-influenced Trash or Squatbox. Starting at 8:10 pm to satisfy the and fans alike bopping. Hale demon- Ambridge and Tim Racine. Side A begins with City, a brooding song about the growing crowd, twenty minutes strated his vocal prowess during the Through stints as The Trash, Cold, and Squatbox, hopelessness of trying to achieve a sense of moral earlier than planned, the band played band's "original cover" of a medley these Laurier students, in true Darwinistic fashion, renewal. It parallels the pressures of living in a city with on and off for the next five and a half of Elvis tunes. have survived and have seen fit to merge with Research internal pressure felt from within, resulting in a sense of hours. The slower blues numbers, like Monkey (obviously another non-creationist) Dave inescapable confusion. Run Away also deals with The first set was a brief acoustic Caress Me and Car Wash Blues, Beckstead. They now call themselves The Waiting attempting to flee from personal problems. Perhaps in show that guitarist/vocalist Zoltan highlighted the intricate guitar work Room and they have taken a cue from Etobicoke's response to The Demies' New York City of a few years Horcsok, dominated. Playing several that the two are capable of. Each Rheostatics in debuting with an effort entitled Greatest back, N.Y.C. examines all that is wrong with The Big songs, including Heart Of Gold by performed several outstanding Hits. Heady stuff, I'll admit, but they pull it off pretty (rotting) Apple. Evidently, The Waiting Room is not too Neil Young, Horcsok managed to guitar solos during the course of the well. impressed with the crime, filth, starvation and over- satisfy the audience's craving for the night. Racine writes the lyrics, sings most of them, and crowding which overruns the areas of the city which more mellow songs. When the entire Drummer Rob Reilly was given plays guitar. Beckstead writes a lot of the music, assists Frank Sinatra fails to frequent. band took to the stage at 9 pm, there his chance to shine in a somewhat on vocals, and plays bass. Dawg Willy, who sometimes Kick It Over, another song about being alone and was no chance ofkeeping people in spontaneous drum solo during Wild masquerades as mild-mannered scholar Don Ambridge, confused, suffers somewhat from its production but their seats. Thing. The crowd roared with sits on a stool and strikes his drum kit. features an impressive REM-ish guitar hook. When Jumping from acoustic to electric approval as he pounded the skins Now that you know all about the band and their faced with this glum situation, the best solution is to Sour Mash ripped into the most for five minutes straight. seamy habits, it is time to discuss their eight-track simply "kick it over". Kiss The Ground looks at the bopping tunes they knew and the Mark "Bag" Barfknecht, bassist, (Merle Haggard fans will remember those) cassette. It transience and relative unimportance of individual makeshift dance floor, at the side on provided solid rhythm throughout was mixed and recorded live by lan Craigie on January people when viewed in universal terms. As the song the stage, filled immediately. They the night. His infectious on-stage 8, and was inspired by Neil Young, among others. The says,"The ground will be there forever, but you won't played a multitude of sets, as they personality only helped to reinforce tape has hit number 8 on the CKMS-FM Top Ten be". took several short breaks through- the good feeling that permeated the chart. Burn sounds like The Cure did at the beginning of the out the course of the evening. This smoke-filled bar. Now that you know all about the band, their seamy decade, while Cry brings Joy Division to mind. Factory, constant breaking stymied exu- Crowd favourites of the night were habits and their eight-track (Johnny Paycheck fans will with its lan Curtis-like vocals, also reminds one of New berant audience participation but the once-too-often-played Sour remember those) cassette, it is time to discuss their Order's predecessors. With the paranoiac melancholia did not dampen the spirits of the Mash "theme" song Cherry Bomb music. First of all, there are no Iggy Pop covers. continued on page 21 20 the CORD THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11,1988 Pogues journey Straight To Hell By Steve McLean deiicribed his third motion picture, funny a partic- group unless you've got of bank robbers who flee the brief amusement with Salsa Y Straight To Hell. Cox goes on in his ularly perverse-going-on-sicko sense city and take refuge what "Basically it's lowdown nasty in appears Ketchup. Elvis Costello, this time explication of the film, "It was made of humour." to be a ghost entertainment made for people who town in the middle of a posing as The Macmanus Gang, without one single sympathetic You want to watch a bunch of unpleasant Straight To Hell is not your desert. then populate this town disappoints. Former Pogue and character, with a fairly incom- with a bastards behave unpleasantly average western flick. It is distributed number of sexually repressed current Mrs. Costello, Cait until prehensible story line, with a bunch married they finally get their come-uppance." by Island Pictures as an Initial women and a gang of vicious O'Riordan, delivers an uninspiring of ridiculous heroes and loads of murderers, That is the manner Pictures Production of a Commies all under the intoxicating translation of Danny Boy. The in which mindless violence and beautiful Alex From Mars Film. The movie's credits spell of coffee. You use your last roll Pogues stumble through The Good, director/co-writer Cox has women. It's not art. It's not even of include a Sex And Cruelty Con- film shooting a bloody massacre The Bad and The Ugly in between sultant. The soundtrack (more about where only one man survives, and quaffs. The twoconventional Pogues that later) was released on Hell he gets to ride off into the sunset in songs, Rake At The Gates of Hell Records. It took three days to script, the back of a truck with his consol- and If I Should Fall From Grace Entertainment four weeks to shoot and a ation prize of five gorgeous babes. quite Quiz paltry With God are good, but you million dollars to make. It stars Sy can get the latter as the title track of Richardson, By The Backyard Escape former Clash-er Joe the new and soon-to-be-domestically For Anne B. Davis Strummer, Courtney Love and the released Pogues album. The best aptly named Australian comic, Dick song from the movie, a sleazy Rude. It features the QUESTIONS : drunken Vegas-style rendition of Tom Jones' Pogues as The McMahons, a Delilah, does not appear on the 1. Name the kids on the Brady Bunch? caffeine-addicted gang of Mexican soundtrack. 2. Name the kids of the Partridge Family? banditos with Irish accents. Elvis Costello, Hopper, From Repo Man, through Sid 3. Name the kids in the Evans family on Dennis Grace Sounds like fun, doesn't it? Cox Good Times? Jones, And Nancy to Straight To Hell and 4. Name the kids of Steven and Eylise Keaton? Amazulu, Edward Tudor- and his odd assortment of cronies Pole and Jim beyond, Alex Cox has paid scant 5. Name the Cosby kids? Jarmusch also make thought so, too. That was the whole appearances. attention to his critical standing and 6. Name the kids of One Day At A Time? idea behind making Straight To Hell. his box office popularity. His recently 7. Name Archie and Edith Bunker's offspring, and the Jefferson's? If The Monkees, while in their prime, It all started with a proposed tour released film, Walker, is set in late- 8. Name the son in and Son? had decided to get all pissed up and Sanford of Nicaragua. 19th century Nicaragua, but it has 9. Name the kids of George Jetson? Strummer, Costello knock out each other's teeth and The Pogues were play, while direct parallels with America's 10.Name the kids of Tom Bradford on Eight is Enough? to Cox acting silly in the midst of the Spanish was to film. current interventionist policy Somewhere, somehow, Sahara, this movie have been there. it proved easier to could Accordingly, it is not likely to bring raise a million made twenty years ago. bucks for a movie set in Spain than in a large audience. This is not likely two hundred thousand for a to dishearten Cox, however. video in Just as Alex Cox's film pays ANSWERS: Central Straight Witness his statement America. To Hell warped homage to Spaghetti on the was born. potential following Straight Western film director Sergio Leone, for To Hell: "The audience my so the soundtrack pays warped isn't main Nicholas and Tommy, Elizabeth, Susan, Jonie, Nancy, Mary, 10.David, Cox: worry, it's more finding a When Dennis Hopper homage to the composer of that theatre to Judy Elroy turned up, everyone show it in. To display and 9. arrived on Spaghetti music, Ennio this vile 8. location Morricone. product." Lamont wanting to be in the scene Although Morricone's haunting Jefferson Lionel and Gloria, with him. Even Grandpa! I 7. had to compositions (featuring lots Barbara and Julie 6. say to them of Luckily, Kitchener-Waterloo has Grandpa's dead, man, guitar, brass and a variety of yelps Rudy and Vanessa, Theo, Deriise, Sondra, 5. you can't just a theatre that is willing to go out on a resurrect him 'cos and grunts) are fairly simple, they Andrew and Jennifer, Mallory, P., Alex 4. Dennis is here'." limb to display Cox's "vile product". are definitive. Thus, most of the So why don't you stop at Tim Michael and Thelma, J.J., 3. Picture this. You and a bunch of off songs on this album come off as Hortons for a couple of large blacks, Keith and Susan, Danny, Tracy, 2. your pals are given a million Cindy Bobby, Greg, awkward parodies. then set out on a journey Straight and Jan, Marsha, Peter, 1. smackers. You are given a few To Hell. It will be playing at The cameras and a lot of booze. You are Joe Strummer comes up with one Princess Cinema tonight 7:00 told to make a movie about a at and failed winner. Zander Schloss provides tomorrow at 9:00. ~~ WE'RE FOR YOU ) . 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FEB 22 to ffr 97 I W.L.U/s Golden Hawk VmSST WLU BOOKSTORE Support your University! __ Call atead for reservations: 742-5562 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11,1988 the CORD 21 Messenjah jam session By Jordan Lay guitar and lead vocals is responsible and political topics ranging from free for a good part of the songwriting trade to world peace. Walsh predicts Messenjah brought their act to and also manages to be a good bloodshed in South Africa, because the Turret last week and had the snooker player on the side. Hal the white minority is refusing to near capacity crowd on its feet "Saint" Duggan, the liveliest member budge on its immoral position. He dancing for most of the evening. of the band, plays keyboards and also criticized Ronald Reagan's view Here as part of Laurier's Peace vocals. of the situation in South Africa and Week Festival, Messenjah turned Rhythm guitarist and spokesman Nicaragua. "Reagan is seeing things out their unique "international" mix Eric "Babyface" Walsh spoke of the the way he wants to" said Walsh, of progressive reggae and calypso different musical and personal back- "he's not being fair to man." Walsh beat. grounds of the bandmembers. spoke on living in the shadow of The five member band played All the members have been in America, but also expressed his songs like Jam Session from their Canada for at least fifteen years but belief that Canada has the potential second album, but mostly concen- they originally hailed from either to be a great country, leaders in trated on showing off the tunes from Jamaica, England, or Trinidad. Jazz music and anything else. With regard their latest album Cool Operator. was an influence on most of the to the free trade issue, Walsh said Their single Crazy, which has band, but Walsh stressed the fact it's like the Canadian government received airplay on Muchmusic and that the band was influenced by a saying, "Here's a sword, we'll take radio, was the closing song and a wider range of music. the blade and you take the handle." crowd favourite. The aroused The band recently played in When asked about growing up in audience clamored for an encore Toronto at a fundraiser for the Kitchener, Walsh said they were but the band was unable to oblige. Lubicon Cree Society in support of rarely hassled by police or people in The Cord caught up with the Native Canadian land claims. The the city. He guessed that it was bandmembers before their sound- dreads were glad to be at Laurier as because they were well-known to check, and managed to conduct an part of the week long peace festival, the police and public, and added interview in between games of and urged students to do their part that "harmony-wise" Kitchener is a foozball and watching Muchmusic. "to raise consciousness of situations nice place to live. The band originated in Kitchener, in the world today." Eric Walsh Messenjah's latest album, Cool but as recently as two years ago, urged students to think of others, Operator, is available on the found themselves pulled to Toronto "you won't see it now, but it will Version label. For those who missed after several members left to pursue catch up with your kids." the Wednesday night show, the band other things. Walsh also was persuaded to will be playing Lee's Palace in Robert "Ojiji" Harvey on lead comment upon a variety of social Toronto on February 13 and 14. Messenjah hold a "jam session" at the Turret! Cord photo by Paul Mitchell Room's Greatest Hits continued from page 19 the same time, they were receiving radio airplay, Megadeth killer which oozes from each verse, and with City'sreferences playing to large and enthusiastic crowds elsewhere and A to a noose and gallows, it seems that Racine could be were considering releasing a record this summer. In By Tony Noggeren following in Curtis' ghostly footsteps along that fine line addition, Racine has apparently been banned from Van between light and shadow. playing in Wilfs. Something is rotten in the state of Far, Megadeth's long-awaited follow-up to If you look past the gloomy lyrics and the dead pan Denmark and it demands an explanation. So So G00d...50 What! is Buying? album, which was released 1986. vocals, dancing to The Waiting Room is certainly not It pays to have friends in high places. Through their Peace Sells...But Who's in this Megadeth's out of the question, even for the average ignorant circumstances and their lyrics, The Waiting Room Unfortunately album was released three weeks after appearance at Maple Leafs Laurier student. However, most students will probably seem to be lacking in friends of any sort. This is concert opening for Ronnie James Dio some personnel changes remain enslaved to ignorance, as they are not even unfortunate,as their music certainly warrantsat least a Gardens. Recently the band has undergone guitarist given the chance to hear The Waiting Room at their few comrades. that saw the departure of drummer Gar Samuelson and Chris guitarist Dave Mustaine, founder of own university. You see, it appears that there are some Nobody Likes The Dik Van Dykes either. Never- Poland. Joining and vocalist and bassist Ellefson autocrats in both WLUSU and the school adminis- theless, they will be headlining a show, with The Megadeth and former member of Metallica, David Young on tration that do not like Tim Racine or Don Ambridge. Waiting Room opening, at The City Hotel on February are newcomers Chuck on drums and Jeff guitar. a cover The Waiting Room was not judged to be among the 25. This will be the last live concert at The City before it The leading single from So Far, So Good.. .So What! is version top dozen musical acts which Laurier has to offerand is shut down, so be sure to get out your veils and black of the Sex Pistols' Anarchy In The U.K. with a special guest appearance by Steve Jones. Set The World Afire gives a horrific view of the were left out of the Winter Carnival Talent Show. At arm bands to come and pay your last respects. world after a nuclear war. Mustaine wrote In My Darkest Hour when his former bandmate, Cliff Burton, was killed in a bus accident. The song Liar END,NG N LBUMS FOB WEEK blatantly shows Mustaine's hatred of people who are dishonest while Pit VS Hook In Mouth carries a very strong anti-PMRC message. If (If will l. Dik van Dykes Nobody Likes the... The music on this album is consistent with past Megadeth work. 2. Sisters of Mercy Floodland Mustaine lead guitar playing is still energetic, fast, and very original. Stereo 94.5 cable 105.7 3. Tragically Hip Debut Mustaine's style of speed is not a blur of noise butrather a good example e the skill required to play this type of music. FM Magazine 12 chatting with the 2"3ler8 M DayEP of NOTES: On Feb. 1 . *■II 1 | With of copies Monkeys about the Valentines Day Mass Ocurrence A™ "■ll|'' eV9 9B Gravity Rides Again advance orders 500,000 in the United States, So Far, ' - just and other stuff. 6 Whltcno B€ Heauy Meta So G00d...50 What! is guaranteed to outsell Peace Sells... which recently was certified gold. It seems that Megadeth will soon be enjoying And Motorhead to open for the Toronto Alice Cooper J* Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician concert 8. The Waiting Room Greatest Hits the success that Metallica and Anthrax have enjoyed for the past few Midnight years as the leaders the music genre. new album . 9. in 'thrash' This deserves ... „ „ , Oil T M , ,_ Deisel and Dust Top New Adds: Jerry Hamson—Casua/ Gods lO.Eurythmics Savage to solidify Megadeth's position among the leaders. 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Laurier upped it to 5-1 as Cote What a difference a day makes, or counted his second of the game, but in the Hawks' case, what a difference before the end of the period Western a week can make. Before last week- trimmed the Hawks' advantage to end's games against Guelph and 5-2. Western, WLU's playoff hopes Penalty trouble early in the third seemed slim at best. But a big Launer period threatened WLU's lead, but win over Guelph and a shellacking good penalty killing combined with of UWO, coupled with Toronto's Luscombe's puck-stopping helped surprising 6-3 losses to RMC and the Hawks get back in flight. Only Queen's have launched the Golden ten seconds after killing off the last Hawks into fourth place, four points penalty, Marsden pumped home his ahead of the Varsity Blues. second of the night from Curtis. Laurier's victory over Western Marsden then returned the favour, the best games the Hawks have setting up Curtis for one of his own played this season. "It was a fine markers. Dan Marsdenrounded out effort," said coach Wayne Gowing. Golden Hawk scoring on a play "We played a good sixty minutes of made possible by sheer deter- hockey." Laurier was looking to mination and hustle, popping home prey on an overconfident Mustang brother Doug's rebound. A late squad, which had just came off an Western marker made the final score emotional victory over previously 8-3. undefeated York. Prey the Hawks Seldom used defenceman Dan did, 'digging their talons' quickly and Marsden has been pressed into often to win handily. service lately due to the rash of Laurier drew first blood when injuries amongst Hawk blue-liners, Cord photo by Rob Furlong Doug Marsden finished off a pretty and has played very well. Gowing is A "chief' reason for the Hawks' renewed playoff hopes is the play of scoring leader Greg Puhalski, who three-way passing play with line- not surprised. "We have eight sound ranks second in the OUAA race with 22 goals and 31 assists for 53 points. Above, Puhalski moves in on mates Dave Aitcheson and Joel defencemen practicing with the Western goalie Mike James, who was later knocked out of the game with a muscle tear in a collision with Tom Curtis. The Hawks' Steve Cote then team," he explained. "Some people Jackson. James later said "They just 'trained' us. They just ran us over." shovelled home a goal-mouth feed haven't played, but that's not from Greg Puhalski and Aitcheson because they aren't capable." for a 2-0 advantage at the end of one LAURIER 4, GUELPH 2 1-1, on a brilliant individual effort by until Scott McCulloch finally broke on the Wednesday of Reading Week. period. in Earlier the week, Laurier travel- Tom Jackson. Jackson stole the the hex, converting a Puhalski to Toronto hosted Brock last night. The Hawks scored on the first led to Guelph and emerged with a puck at the Hawks' line, skated in all Aitcheson pass for the eventual Laurier is by no means out of the shot of the second frame when 4-2 victory. spent much of Laurier alone and easily beat Guelph's goalie winner. Curtis sealed the 4-2 win on woods yet though, as their last three Scott McCulloch found the mark the first period but shorthanded, it Steve Bell. Laurier then went ahead a shot from the slot past Bell with contests are very tough. Laurier assisted by Puhalski and Cote. appeared that the Hawks had 2-1 on another unassisted mark, this only 51 seconds left in the game. hosts defending CIAU Western then broke Hawk champs dodged the bullet until Guelph's time a shorthanded breakaway goal The weekend's wonderfully UQTR Patriotes and the University netminder Chris Luscombe's shut- Tom Hogy scored with only six by Joel Curtis. Guelph kept coming, strange turn of events has left the of Ottawa Gee-Gees next weekend out bid, but the Hawks soared right seconds left the frame for a 1-0 in however, and tied the score on a Golden Hawks with much brighter before the U ofT match. If the team back to make it 4-1, as Puhalski stole Gryphon lead. power-play point shot by Jim playoff hopes. Toronto has the plays as well as they did against a loose puck in Western's end and The Golden Hawks pulled even at Mandala. steeper climb, facing Concordia, Western, however, it is a good bet Laurier completely dominated the McGill and York on the road before that Laurier will be involved in post- final period but could not capitalize hosting the Golden Hawks at 7:30 season play. Hoopsters mash Mac By Rob Mann MCMASTER 69 WLU 66 a 41-37 Lady Hawk lead at the It hasn't been easy for the Lady intermission. True to form, the Lady Hawk roundbailers but they have The defending divisional- Hawks' allowed Mac to blow by pushed their record from 3-3 to 5-4 champion Marauders led most of them early in the second stanza, and over the past two weeks. Strong the first half until Kris Peel pocketed Laurier found themselves down by a row first halves followed by trademark three in to put the Lady nine with three minutes left to play. up crash and burn periods early in the Hawks by six. Guards Ann With the sometimes-shaky perfor- second, have left the Lady Hawks in Weber and Peel both had 10 points mance of the starting five, Renata in the first half which helped the position of desperately trying to furnish hold on to large leads or scrambling in the last minutes to write storybook endings. Despite these tendencies, the squad finds themselves in a three-way tie for third place in the OWIAA West after wins over Western and Windsor and an over- time loss to McMaster. WLU 54 UWO 46 Although playing the basement- dwelling Mustangs usually guaran- tees a win in the OWIAA this season, they were able to put a scare into the Lady Hawks. After building a healthy 10-point spread at the half, Laurier began to crumble and allowed Western to pull within three with less than five minutes left to play. The Lady Bucketeers regained their composure and, despite being outscored 26-24 by the 1-8 Mustangs in the second half were able to pull off the win. Sue Little was the driving force in this ballgame, shooting 50% and topping her season high with 20 points. Little also managed to set a new season high for rebounds with Above, netminder Chris Luscombe leaves the nest to clear the Laurier 16and was named puck. WLU Athlete-of- Cord photo by Rob Furlong the-Week. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11,1988 Indoor soccer 2nd at Texaco By Chris Starkey against university teams from Western (1-0), and Guelph (5-1) and shellacked late-entry Cambridge 10-1. THE ORIGIN A C The fifth annual Texaco Cup indoor soccer tourn- One semifinal saw the Yeomen trim U of T 1-0 and on ament is history, but unfortunately for the Wilfrid goals from Tom Natale and Hooper, WLU knocked off Laurier soccer Hawks, history did not repeat itself as the Kitchener Selects 2-1. the defending champion Hawks were defeated by York The Hawks had previously won the Cup in 1982and University Yeomen 2-1 in the championship game. 1987. Last season, Laurier defeated the Toronto Blues The final was a defensive struggle for most of the 3-2 after 12 minutes of overtime in the most exciting game until Kevin Adams scored for Laurier with only final ever. Laurier soccer alumnus Scott Fraser was on eight minutes remaining. Adams scored after an initial hand on behalf of Texaco to present the awards to both blast by Lyndon Hooper couldn't be smothered by the York and Laurier. Graham Legatt, the former Scottish Yeomen keeper and Adams put the rebound into the national now with TSN, laced up in an over-35 "England right side. It was a fitting end to the career of the vs. Scotland" exhibition game before the Cup final. fifth-year forward; Adams is the first five-year soccer Laurier soccer guru Barry Lyon was pleased with the Hawk and stands second in career goals scored. weekend's results from the perspective of both coach Both Laurier and York had been trying so long to get and tournament organizer. Lyon had earlier hinted that a goal that with the Adams marker, the defensive shell his squad would be doing very well to repeat as that had seen the Hawks give up only five goals in the champions, as they had not held many practices, and previous five games gave way. With onlyfive minutes to several key players from the outdoor season did not go, York's Hunter Madeley nodded home a header play due to school commitments and prevailing injuries. from a corner kick, and just two minutes later, the "As organizer, I had a couple of headaches (Queen's tournament MVP pounced on a rebound given up by bowed out early in the week, necessitating the late Laurier netminder John Alilovic to give the Yeomen a arrival of the Cambridge club) but I was really pleased 2-1 victory and their first Texaco Cup win. with the show Texaco put on." The company gave out In addition to the MVP honours, Madeley was named "freebies" to fans and players alike, making it plausible to the tournament all-star team. Laurier placed Peter for teams to come to Laurier over other "big buck" Gilfillan and Lyndon Hooper on the all-star team, a indoor tournaments. not-unheard-of feat for either CIAU and Canadian Notes: Former soccer Hawk Barry McLean has Soccer League veteran. accepted a job with the Texaco corporation, joining the The Hawks had finished pool play in first place at "Laurier Mafia", players who have gone on to careers 3-0-1. They tied the Yeomen 2-2, and posted wins with the petroleum king... Y E S ! Students We honour your Student Prescription or Health Plan Parkdale Pharmacy 468 Albert St. N (comer of Albert & Hazel) "For all your good health needs" Caught flat on his back: This was the supposed game-winner in the Texaco Cup indoor soccer final (coming with only eight minutes to go), but the York Yeomen came back with two late goals to take the 2-1 victory. Above, Peter Gilfillan and Lyndon Hooper (tourney all-stars) celebrate Kevin Adams' god. • Open Mon. • Fri. 9am 9pm. Sat 9am - 7pm. Sun. 11am -6pm. Swimmers hot in Waterloo By Ralph Weissmuller field, finishing third. 884-3860 The men's varsity pool Hawks took to the water FOURTH PLACE FINISHES again this past weekend, facing crosstown rival Millington - 800 freestyle - Waterloo and visitors from Niagara University at the Stratford - 200 IM pool. Waterloo The cold weather hampered Niagara's Bound - 100 freestyle travel plans, but the short trip for Laurier led to some FIFTH PLACE FINISHES performances. hot Dolighan, Rehill, Tom Berczi, John Stoneburgh - 400 Mike Verhoeve led the way, blazing his way to a medley first-place finish in the 50 freestyle. Easily the fastest Millington - 400 freestyle man in the pool, Verhoeve's "outside smoke" demol- OTHER RESULTS: ished all competitors on his way to gold. The Tillsonburg Stoneburgh - 3rd in heat, 200 free native added to his medal collection by finishing a close Rehill - 4th in heat, 200 free second in the 200 backstroke. Not to be outdone, rookie Peter Stratford placed Both the men and women found themselves at the second in the 200 breaststroke in a respectable 2:23.21. Queen's Invitational in Kingston two weekends ago. Verhoeve and Stratford teamed up with veterans Rookie sensation Lenore Doucette led the Lady Hawks Jason Bound and Jim Millington to win silver in the 400 while Verhoeve was the best man. Flex Rehill also had medley relay, just barely touched out by the Warrior promising swims, saying "I had a lot of help from John contingent. In the final event of the day, the 400 O'Hara." The Waterloo and Queen's meets were freestyle relay team of Bound, John Stoneburgh, Tim tuneups for the Ontario championships, being held in Dolighan and Jon "Flex" Rehill destroyed most of the Ottawa (Carleton) the next two weekends. . C 4™ Annual AT gING EMAN PARK VALENTINES w " DA *CE r r,CKETS at: GrayCoach 8:00-1.00 p m p-m.-a.m 3L, SAMS,DR DISC \ / ' . \ ) BINGEMAN PAvPK > ) && / —iiil Student, go home. Cheap* \ / $ tckets s y W~/ 5-00 ADV. /"* Student Union Info Centre, Student Union Building | D 7 Telephone 884-2990 / 7.00 DOOR L.V.D.V. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1988 the CORD 25 Dykstra hot off bench undefeated Lancerettes and lost by denied it was intentional), saying a in The Dykstra has been relied upon most bucket a 65-63 battle. "We were going to try it on them but heavily this term and came through Border City was still astonishingly he beat us to it." under pressure bucketing two three- unbeaten when the Lady Hawks With the sound victory over the rolled town last weekend. pointers in a row. Dykstra's six- into previously-undefeated Lancers, pack pulled the Lady Hawks to Taking the lead from the initial Lady Hawk confidence is running weekend, women within two and allowed a Weber basket last the high. MacLean took the loss in stride up the twelve in basket with six seconds left to send beat on Windsor and admitted that she didn't expect first half with quizzical the game into overtime. action a to be 8-0. On the other hand, I- coaching move. Jeffries began to MacLean could hardly believe that MONDAY Peel fouled out of the game in the Contest final minute and Little got the boot pull off the starters early in the first Lip Sync half Foulon early in overtime, leaving the Lady until centre Catherine was on Hawks minus two key shooters. the only original the floor. TUESDAY 1 Both teams were visibly tired in the The strategy worked, as Dykstra, Stages Live Comedy Cabaret overtime period as the 65-65 score Joan MacDonald, Kim Fritzley, and Kelly Lynch contributed 20 of the 36 4 of Canada's top comedians crawled to a final 69-66 Mac final. first half points for the purple and Defence was solid for both teams in gold. L— the extra period, but it was WLU's WEDNESDAY Sophomore Coleen Ryan poor shooting that made the dif- starter Ladies Night with a Twist & has been having shooting troubles ference as they went 1 for 4 from the Ray Delions 'Wheel of Travel' line and could not buy a hoop from of late and despite good defensive seeing the field. efforts has been gradually Coach Gary Jeffries, upset by the less court time. Dykstra has been I THURSDAY 1 picking up the offensive slack, loss could only praise his team's ANN WEBER Concert Night averaging 13 points off the bench in her last two games, and earning & herself a starting position in the the Lady Hawks "were only 5-4," FRIDAY process. and felt that Windsor had lost to SATURDAY With a comfortable 12-point lead, "the best team in the league." Dance til 2:00 am. to the the Lady Hawks went into their The Lady Hawks tip off against second-half crash and Windsor Guelph here on the 10th, travel to greatest Sound and Light pulled to within three with 6:30 Brock on the 17th, and face Western Show in Canada! remaining on the clock. Laurier at the A.C. on the 20th. In a three- rebuilt their lead seven points, way tie for third with Waterloo and COMING to Thursday February 4th. and two key steals by Little and Mac at 5-4, the Lady Hawks are in Dykstra in the final three minutes good shape for a playoff position. DOUBLE BLUES BAND extinguished any Lancerette hopes Guelph and Western, both 1-8, Thursday February 12th. of comeback. should pose little threat and one of Brock's two losses was to Laurier in JOHN MAYALL and CATHERINE FOULON Nine players contributed on the stats sheet with Weber at the top of a memorable overtime battle. his BLUESBREAKERS ability to come back under the pres- the list again, scratching out 11 Despite their slow start, the Lady Monday February 22nd. sure of a nine-point deficit. "They points. Windsor coach Joanne Hawks could still manage a repeat STEVE EARL (Mac) beat us on the boards and we MacLean praised Jeffries' "psycho- performance of their team record had to go to zone defense. We still logical move" (even though Jeff 8-4 finish of last season. at couldn't block them out but it would Doors Open 7 00 prn have sure been easy for them to Dress Code in Effect quit." JEAN Weber led the high scorers for the K-W AREA'S #1 OUTLET Lady Hawks with 20 points, Dykstra added 16 off the bench, and Little chipped in with 12. Cara Solness mriis topped the Marauder scoresheet with 18. WLU 57, WINDSOR 50 The last time these two teams met, the Lady Hawks blew an 11- Stages point half-time lead over the Advance Tickets available at Stages Box Office Most Music, Waterloo Town Square & The way to learn French? Sam the Record Man, Downtown Kitchener In Normandy, where it all started, 312 King St. W., Kitchener 744-2000 the intensive way (6 hours of classes a day) plus living with a French family. Give age, level and time available. on Transfer credits. Were Special rates for Canadians. (Fall the Trait- session.) CAREER SERVICES The French American Study 2 King St. S. t Waterloo 10-6 (across from Chadd's) —I IS LOOKING FOR Center, B.P. 176, 14104 LISIEUX Mon.-Wed. \Thurs.»Frl. 10-9 886*9390 STUDENT Cedex (France) Ph. : 31.31.22.01. 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The incredible intensity of the game was The last playoff hopes of the Laurier women's indicated when the usually restrained Leach leapt to volleyball team vanished last Thursday in a 3-1 loss to her feet to contest the umpire's decision. Undeterred, the Waterloo Athenas at the FAC. The Lady Hawks the Hawks joined the Athenas in a tight struggle up to were defeated in the first two games 15-9and 15-8,then 13-13 when an unreturned Edith Edinger serve gave fought back to win the third 15-13. They ran out of Laurier a 14-13 edge. One possession later, they won :b steam in the fourth game, though, falling 154. This the game thanks to an Edinger dig close to the net leaves the squad with a 4-7 record and their third which just landed in fair territory. cf consecutive ticket to post-season game drained the Hawks for Game the sidelines. The third Four. The first game had a tentative start by both sides as Waterloo, meanwhile, put their trust in their power no point was scored until the ninth rally when a Fatti game and strong defensive backcourt play to win the Smith spike gave the Hawks a 1-0 lead. The squad was game 154 and the match 3-1. on a successful tear, leading 9-6 when the Athenas Leach was philosophical about the Waterloo contest. turned their sloppy early serving into an offensive asset. "We played well under the circumstances," considering They scored six consecutive points, four of them on Cathy Hall, returning to action after her ankle injury, failed servicereceptions, to take a 12-6advantage. This and Sue Lankowski were playing at unfamiliar weak streak shifted the momentum to Waterloo who scored side and middle positions respectively. "They played H three more times for a 15-9 win, the last point coming well even though they hadn't practised at that position •••• 1 I[■■■■ - ; : ' • ; :•:•'• \ : ' • ••<■•• on a net play by Raquel Seunath that couid have fallen very much." Hall shared her coach's assessment, ' .: on either side of the court. expressing some satisfaction at her blocking perfor- The Athenas came outfiring in Game Two, pounding mance while admitting that her hitting was a little the ball through some nervous Laurier blocking. They awkward. had a lead as wide as 12-3when the Hawks put together Floats and Serves: Seunath in the third game became some more consistent hitting to narrow the gap to 12-8. the first Hawk this season to use an underhand That would be all Coach Cookie Leach's troupe could serve...there wasa cute moment in the first game when muster, though, losing 15-8 on a unsuccessful middle an out-of-bounds dig by Seunath became a perfect set CAN'T SLEEP? kill by Cathy Hall. for this reporter to hit the balL.O Grand Vizir of Game Three saw the Lady Hawks start the engines Knowledge, is it true there will only be one more Serge We're open 2a hours a day, strongly in an all-out drive to aet back into the picture. Grenier lede to read? 6 days a week. V-ballers not up to challenge By Jacqueline Slaney The Golden Hawks' record dipped The volleyballers last regular kinko's to 6-4 with the loss, while the season home match occurs Friday An "optimistic final score" satis- Great copies. Great people. Warriors pushed their slate to 10-1 February 19th at 8:00 against the 5-5 fied the expectations of Coach Don in the OUAA West. Laurier is in a McMaster Marauders, in a Smith following the mens' volleyball must-win third-place tie with Guelph, but have situation for both teams. A University Shops Plaza II match against the Waterloo a game in hand on the Gryphs. Marauder win will give Mac final 170 University Ave. W. Warriors last Friday. Though the the Laurier must still piay second-place playoff spot, but a WLU victory Waterloo Hawks lost three consecutive games Western and Mac, and Guelph would cement third-place for the Phone 746-3363 with a final scorecard of 15-7, 15-8 trades spikes with Waterloo. Hawks. and 15-10, the points earned by Laurier proved they could challenge the top-ranked Warriors. Regardless of Waterloo's compe- titive edge, the Hawks displayed their potential when faced with the constant barrage from the oppo- sition. Smith attributed the loss specifically to "moves that we are capable of correcting." An illus- tration ofthis occurred in the second game when five Hawk errors in a row, including a couple of shanked serves, allowed the Warriors to put the game out of reach. MUG "Space perception" (getting used to the extra air to play in) is traditionally a problem for visiting teams at the Waterloo PAC, but the Hawks were able to adjust to this home-court advantage. It was the Hawks' lack ofconcentration, before getting their act together in the third and final match which was the team's nemesis. Strong performances by Jonas Kaciulus and Tim Rehn sparked a more noticeable unity in the WLU attack in the concluding round. Veteran Scott Lee remarked that "the Warriors didn't overcome the Hawks as much as the Hawks over ame themselves." Lee pointed out the lost concentration during rallies and the crucial missed-serves were as examples of factorsleading to the Waterloo win. 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Feb. 19, 7:30 p.m.) Toronto 21 8 9 4 98 105 20 Guelph 22 4 17 1 76133 9 OUAA West Basketball OWIAA Basketball Team GP W L T F APts Team GP W L T F APts Waterloo 9 8 1 0740612 16 Windsor 9 8 1 0514472 16 Windsor 8 6 2 0755716 12 b 8 6 2 0 492450 12 Western 9 6 3 0 767 696 12 Broc RENATA DYKSTRA LAURIER 9 5 4 0 511493 10 LAURIER 8 4 4 0 531 557 8 JOEL CURTIS 5 4 0 507 495 10 McMaster 8 3 5 0556574 6 Waterloo 9 Dykstra came off the bench Master 9 5 4 0 483 487 10 Brock 9 3 6 0 700756 6 The 6' forward from Waterloo Mc 0 twice last week and put forth two Western 9 1 8 0 466520 2 Guelph 9 0 9 0 597 735 picked up points in a pair of five strong efforts in an overtime 69- Guelph 9 1 8 0422478 2 Hawk wins last On Golden week. 66 loss to McMaster and the 57- McMaster 79 Thursday, the sophomore Results: LAURIER 82, m « 50 Lady Hawk upset of Windsor. 87 ' sterr a pair in McMaster 69, LAURIER 66 LAURIER 57, Windsor 50 Waterloo 96, Guelph 56 ?^ Hawkey Hawk scored The 5" 10' sophomore forward Guelph McMaster 55, Guelph 45 Brock 73 McMaster 77,W^Guelph 66 over Guelph. Curtis Waterloo 61, 49 Western 89. the 4-2 win from Dunnville grabbed five 80, Western 60 Brock 78, Waterloo 68 a goal and assists Brock Upcoming Games: then added two rebounds and notched 16 points LAURIER at Brock (Sat. Feb. 13 (CHCH-TV)) in the Hawks' 8-3 pasting of the against the Upcoming Games: Saturday, Marauders. On LAURIER at Brock (Wed. Feb. 17) LAURIER at Windsor (Wed. Feb. 17, 8:00) Western Mustangs on Saturday, she chipped in eight A.C.) helping team to the drive for Western at LAURIER (Sat. Feb. 20, 6:00, A.C.) Western at LAURIER (Sat. Feb. 20, 8:00, his points and hauled down four the final playoff position. rebounds. OUAA West Volleyball OWIAA West Volleybal 1 r ; \ Team GP W L T F APts Team GF W L T F APts Waterloo 11 10 1 0 30 4 20 McMaster 8 8 0 0 24 3 16 Western 9 7 2 0 21 7 14 Windsor 9 6 3 0 23 14 12 LAURIER 10 6 4 0 20 18 12 Western 11 6 5 0 21 21 12 Guelph 11 6 5 0 23 19 12 Waterloo 9 5 4 0 17 18 10 McMaster 10 5 5 0 17 17 10 Guelph 10 4 6 0 18 22 8 Windsor 11 2 9 0 8 27 4 LAURIER 11 4 7 0 20 26 8 Brock 10 0 10 0 3 30 0 Brock 10 1 9 0 8 27 2 Results: Results: Guelph 3, McMaster 0 Western 3, Brock 0 Waterloo 3, LAURIER 0 Waterloo 3, LAURIER 1 Western 3, Windsor 0 McMaster 3, Guelph 2 Windsor 3, Western 1 mere's always something Parents want cocking at Casey's. a GradPicture? Fordc Studio package prices s,art a* 33800 (attire supplied) I \ ■ io&sAfeter (X \ jSW ft provide has \ ( ft best! 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Other and a bit of luck thrown in during the manner. On top of DeSantis' effort high scorers included Segato's 12 last seven seconds of the match? A off the bench, Ron Moravek played points, DeSantis with 11 and Mike well-deserved, last-second 82-79 a substantial role, especially in the Alessio added 10, seeing only limited Laurier GoldenHawk mens' basket- latter part of the game. playing time in the second half. ball victory against an evenly- Coach Chris Coulthard echoed Next action for the Hawks sees matched McMaster Marauder squad the sentiments about the "all- them travelling to St.Catherines on last Wednesday. together now" effort. "This was the Saturday to take on the Brock The Hawks take the lead only best game we've played all year. Our Badgers (to be televised on CHCH- once, after a superb Linas Azubalis intensity level was higher, and a lot TV 11), and then to Windsor next steal set up a Lorenzo Segato layup of guys did a lot of good things. Our Wednesday as the Lancers play with a mere 1:10 remaining in the bench did it, not necessarily our host. Both of these matches are game. But it's not how long you lead money guys." Coulthard accoladed important in the race towards the that matters, as the Hawks were Moravek, Azubalis and DeSantisfor playoffs in the OUAA West, where able to hang onto the victory, despite their efforts off the bench. the Hawks currently sport a 4-4 Mac guard Perry Bruzesse's tying Aside from the efforts by Hawk record, good enough to place them field goal attempt at the buzzer that substitutes, several other out- squarely in the middle of the battle just fell short. standing performances were for home court advantage in the Despite the short-lived Laurier registered by the starting five. Tony quarter-finals. lead, the team's effort was impres- sive throughout the match. The Marauders came out flying in the Sports early-going, scoring just 17 seconds quiz into the game, thus forcing the By Chris Starkey Hawks to go on the offence immed- iately. This has been one of the 1. Who was the first player to score 200 goals with a 1967 expansion team's stumbling blocks, as their team? offensive game has sputtered in the 2. Which NHLer has the dubious distinction of being traded three times first half of many games, especially in one season? at home. 3. The NHL has had only one father-son combination that both played But this was not the case against the goaltender's position. Dad played in the 40's, Sonny in the 70's; who Mac, as the Hawks came out are they? soaring, scoring early and often— 4. True or False: Gordie Howe received more facial stitches than goals not displaying any of the nervous- scored in his career. ness they have shown in previous 5. Which team earned as much playoff bonus money as the Stanley Cup games. Paul DeSantis was integral champion Edmonton Oilers last season? in the Hawks' offensive outburst, 6. Who was the youngest coach ever to appear behind the bench of an coming off the bench to score nine OHL team? of his 11 points in a seven-minute 7. Who is the leading NHL career scorer among US-born players? span. The score at the intermission 8. Who is the only hockey player to score 20 goals in the minors and the was indicative of the offensivenature NHL in the same season? of the first half, as the Marauders Blues. Louis St. the with rookie a as 25 notched then enjoyed a 48-42 lead. Ironically, this and CHL the of Lake Salt with goals 21 scored Mullen 1981-82, In 8. halftime score equalled the final Joe Larson 7. score of the last game these two Reed suspension. a out sat staff coaching the while shots the teams played against each other. age called Bellows Brian captain Ranger Kitchener 17, of tender the At 6. The Hawks outlasted the home Mac one a squad 48-41 in the lowest free. for second wanted score in have would probably he Cup, won they owner recent OUAA history. the had If Dich. Mike from bonus 500 $11 a and championship Division winning As one of the game stars, Segato Norris the for 000 $13 000, $25 received player Each Wings. Red Detroit The 5. pointed out, "This is the first time we stitches. didn't break down once. We started facial 600 only inheritedbut goals professional 801 strong and got ourselves back scored Howe False. 4. into Minnesota. and Edmonton the winning column. Maybe we went with minder twine run-of-the-mill a Fete, son by to was into the game NHL the followed a little more relaxed. years, war during keeper Chicago a LoPresti, But the Hawk Black Sam 3. we know we can win. We haven't season. lost once when we've been close 1977-78 the in Boston in and Cleveland Colorado, Minnesota, for played O'Brien Dennis 2. Coni photo by Rob the last few minutes." 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