The Polygram, January 11, 1924

The News School and Spirit Josh Is Box Poly’s Is Calling Best You Asset

Volume IX SAN LUIS OBISPO, JANUARY 11, 1924 No. 8 POLY BO VS (JUESTS THE CHRISTMAS PARTY FACULTY VACATIONS POLY THIRD IN FOOT OF ROTARY CLUB On the evening of December 13 a BALL CONFERENCE very enjoyable Christmas ball with The members of the faculty have Christmas tree ’n’ everything, was quite a different tale to tell ufter this During the ChristmHti vacation the vacation than previously. According to information received majority of the dormitory boys went given at the Dining Hall. This occa- from Arthur W. Jones, secretary of sion wns under the ausoices of the Miss Chase was greatly disappointed home; however, those who stayed in her vacation by the serious illness the Coast Athletic Conference Poly were constantly being entertained by Block "P” and Circle "P" Clubs and tied for third place in the football certainly did credit to its sponsors. of her mother which kept her at home. parties and dinners. The people of But not so with Miss Jordon, who schedule. Poly played three conference San Luis take much interest in our Festivities begHn at 7:45 with Wal games and won two of them. Chico ter I.umley, president of the Block “P" journied to Bakursfield and from there hoys and try to make us feel at ho ne. to Los Angeles. She reports a most State Normal School is tied with Poly One luncheon that was especially in Club, at the helm. Gifts were distribu by winning two out of three games. ted among the Poly students and delightful trip. teresting and an honor to be at was Tne southern part of the state also The following figures show the that given by the Rotary Club of San members of the faculty and then the saw Mr. Cunningnum while Mr. Agosti ■ standing of the different schools in the Luis Obispo.— - evening's entertainment was turned and Mr. Davis nad some attraction in conference: The boys who were lucky enough over to the orchestra. Evidence of the the other direction, around the bay School W. L. Pet. to be there were Elsworth Hald, J. quality of the music was shown by the cities. College of Pacific...... 4 0 1.000 de J. Urquizo 1 eon Gay. Fred Flug fact that every one who could dance Mr. Ricciardi also was in the north Fresno Teachers ...... 3 \ 0 1.000 ger; Prescott Reed, Allan Mori and ii nd some who couldn’t were on the ern part of the state. The rest of the California Polytechnic.. 2 1 .000 William Corbin. It was held in the floor for nearly every dance. faculty stayed home and enjoyed San Chico State Normal,... 2 1 .000 banquet room of .the Hotei Anderson At 11 o’clock refreshments were Luis's iate summer. Modesto Junior College. 1 1 .500 Monday noon. IVember 21, and was served - sandwitches an d coffee, Bakers'leld Jr. College. 1 1 .500 n treat to all the guests; not that topped off with, ice cream and cookies. San Mateo Jr. College.. 1 3 .250 thee was something to eat, but to be In the streamline cut and delicious Sacramento Jr. College. 0 3 .000 with the business men of the town an 1 Ftuffing of the sandwitches one could San Jose Teachers...... 0 4 .000 , to ree what good fellowship and co- easily define the superior workmanship Dorm Doings o c ation means. During their whole that results from the comb nation HANDBALL-TENNIS t me together there was not one dull of an artistic nature coupled with long moment. experience and those sandwiches cer- The residents of the dormitory are This week marks the end of the Every boy was a guest of some Ro- tain'y did credit to Dorothy Miller and gradually returning from their Christ handball tournament between the stu tnrian and was ntroduce I to all who her able assistants. Don Evelith was mas vacation and the membership is dents. The tournament finished bv the were pre ent. They had the pie isure asked to furn sh something with a slowly acquiring its former strength. defeat of Stevens by Gingg. There of listening to talks from three vis t- kick and he did. H i coffee was of the Russel Hogue has left us and rumor has been quite a bit of rivalry be ing members and to fee how they con “show me", variety. hHM it that he is to attend the Poly tween these two boys all througn the ducted their meet ngs. After lunch August Metting, who had charge of technic High at Long Beach. tournament. It ended by Gingg's eon the dormitory boys were pre the entile electric system for the even- u Iging out on Stevens by a score of sente I with a la' gc box of cdnlv. a in;, found time to make himse'f A number of the boys spent all or 11-H. Il-R. The champion isaues a Christmas present from Mr. and Mrs. gene-ally useful. The Block “P ” Club part of their vacation at the Dorm, challenge to all comers. Ricciardi. The meeting udjourned all is very grateful for -his services. namely: Fred Flugger, Leon Gay, The tennis tournnment has never too soon for the Poiy guests, but this The difficult task of decorating the Doug'as Annin, Prescott Reed, Carlos been finished as yet. *The champion opportunity to meet w th the busines cannot help forming opinions. the student body Lieutenant Waters, Mr. Figge Visits Poly Ful wider” -1 Williams There has been great wailing and an ace in A e British air service. Rudy„ ____ Reich announced that the. weeping and gnashing of teeth around Lieutenant 1^>-rs pave us a very in Mr. Figge. former teacher of forg the Dorm of late. -K is because, for. teresting talk «>n hit trip around the seniors would rake up a team to take world and of his impressions of the ing and b'acusmith ng at I’oly, visited on the winners. some unknown reasoV we »u*ve re the school during the C hristma* vaca ceived bills for * M f TOoWm iMg*. fnlteiL Stateiy Iiu m U’sI, and Cali- tion. Mr. F, gge was a teacher high Success in Poutry ing insteud of having the two weeks tornia in particular, ne related some in efficiency anu high In the respect of vacation discounted as has heretofore very amusing exiieriences he has had the students. Besides being a good V. Mills of Mr. Peteler’s poultry l»een the case. in various parts of the United States, teacher, he was a regular fellow and class is having great success with his Janies Weston is no longer with us, accompanied by an Irish friend. Al- - the students' friend. He is now teach- chickens. He has twenty-Bix hens and and his room is now occupied by Ivan together Lieutenant Water* kept us ing fo'gc in Los Angeles. gets thirteen eggs a day. Reynolds, a former Polyite, who has , amused besides enlightening us on returned to school. Ivan ia being in ' the attitude of an Australian toward This shows that by careful feeding our country. We hope to hear him The Senior Party and tending that poultry raising for itiated into the mysteries of Dorm life. egg production can be made a finan Louis Morgunti has also moved into again soon. The Senior meeting held Wednes- cial success. the dormitory, and expects to reside 1 here for the rest of the schobl year. Mr. Ricciardi to Sacramento "•y, January 11, was for the pur Mr. Ricciardi made a trip to Sacra pose of discussing good times to come. Basketball Practice John Fox, u student at Stanford mento on Thursday, January 10. to ,yvi}" oacided that a Senior party University, has been a resident at hold a conference With Will C. Woial umii ”e held next Friday night at The boys are going in strong for the Dorm for the past few days. Mr. practice in basketball. Every night and the Board of Education pertaining i.l Corb’n'a residence. A com Fox, whose home is in Alhambra, has to the conditions al Poly. mittee was selected which’will tHke the regular bunch is on the floor en been staying with his friend Reginald ''•re of the entertanment and refreih- deavoring to get all that is possible Alexander while here. Ask Burton Bundy what happened ments. from Mr. Agosti’* coaching. The Hi James Warford is In the hospital to his motorcycle with it* nice new The problem of ordering invitations School has very kindly decided to let suffering from Injuries recelYN in aft coat of enamel, tt ta on exhibition at .** "z*0 taken up. A committee had us romp on them while we climb to a the Bundy and Traver wrecking yard higher place by the hot practice they autp stage accident while returning to “*r?a<]y selected the model Invitation school last Monday. at Mill and Grove streets. »nu the orders are being taken. give us. THE POLYGRAM EDITORIAL' STAFF William Corbin ...... , ...... Editor-In-Chief Bernhardt Preuai ...... New* Editor Dorothy Miller . ; ...... v...... Department Editor Erneat Hodgea ...... Department Editor Riley-Crocker Co. Alfred Young.i...... Dormitory Editor Lealle Oldham...... '...... Athletic Editor Erneat Patchett...... Feature Writer DRY GOODS, LADIES’ AND CHILDREN’S APPAREL Rae Mayhall ...... Typiat - BUSINESS STAFF SAN LUIS OBISPO, CALIFORNIA Oeorge Crowell...... Advertising Manager. Belle Tomaalnl ...... Circulation Manager I bulletin ■uppUmsnt. Entvrvd at ths PoslolTIcs at Han l.ul» ObUpo.Cal., a» eseoml-elas* mattur. - * -... - v . A bi-weekly publlratlon Usuwl by tha atudanta nf tha California Polytechnic School, Ban Lula Ohlapo, California. Hut»rrlptlons, ona dollar a year. Blngla coplaa, tan oanta. Prlntad by tha Callfarnla Palytachalc School Print Shop. IF Women or Children. not one of them, except for National — “T'.'-r—...... » • PLAYING SAFE Defense. . A Many tf time a chance is taken be In baseball, it la part of the game to cause yout are in a hurry. I am now tako a chance anilltd f figure on playing referlng to the railroad crossing at wear it— We have it safe. If you inre "out”, that much ia the foot of Palm Drive which lead* to lost and It la up to the other fellows Poly. It happens that every morning to help bring uj) the score. You are a freight train ia scheduled to go by being wntched by all your admirers ' there around school time. The cross and you____ show y«your H skill and give the ing is usually clear and a "wig-wag” is The best made . beat that you have. But that a baao- there to warn you of an approaching ball! train. Now, thero la one game that ia However, last week it was reported For the price-paid. played by every person who enters that this tra n missed an automobile this world—namely the game of life. which was going in the direction of For some, It ia fast, for othera, alow; Poly by about a hundred feet! Now however It also offers a time for some where was the gain in taking that one to tako a chance. In baseball ad chance? Of course, education is a vantage la usually taken of this fact value to all, but what good will It do ao aa to win the game, but in life—is in taking a chance, like the above men It worth It? tioned, in obtain ng it? Ordinarily, in tak:ng a chance, the In all, there ia no use in trying to purpose la for some gain; but where beat the train to the crossing. 11 - Courtesy - Service Is the gain when you risk your life and claims the right-of-way and will not the so-called "chance" is fatal T There give in to foolish motorists. Keep in art* many opportunities in this world, mind that it is “Better to be Safe than Every day in every way. but I’m sure that risking your life la Sorry" and the chances that you are liable to take will be the minor ones. Chats wit/) Students Th* E*0"01"1" Production Y ou Today more than avar before in the hletoiy of agriculture la the need Never " ■ < ■ — ...... " " " = RENETZKY’S A NEW YEAR’S CHAT greater for trained men In agriculture. Con The convenience of s Where are you going to fit In in The margin of profit on the farm Know checking, account until the Scheme of Life? today ia the difference between the sel you have tried one. If you are going to take pride In ling price minus the coat of produc Whenever you feel dis the work you do as a man, you tio n . To produce more economically posed to test the matter Good Shoes must tako pride now in the work the farmer must more thoroughly we shall be glad to sup That Fit you do aa a student. know the Daalc science that controls ply you with the neces Are you thinking seriously of product on. The ehort cut to that sary books, blanks and what you want to make your Ilf* knowledge le through education. work? information. Are you thinking of becoming a OLD TIMERS Stacy Adums and Packard "tojinotcher" in your life work? whatever you decide to do, you Edward Cavanaugh vlaitad Poly on SHOES FOR MEN must take pride, keen pride, in your Decombor 12. Edward la a graduate of The Citizens Stole Honk work if You expect to become a the Lias* of '22. He has bean em "topnotchcr"; and whether of not ployed in Long Beach and was viait'ng you reach the top, striving to get at home. While in the vicinity of C. there is going to make lifeIII* better, P. 8. EJwHrd states that he could not HniUing 'YOUR Deposit brighter and more thoroughly reslat visiting th* old school. Formal Opening 11 obit worthwhile. Carl Steiner, a graduate of '23 also If it’s worthwhile to try to reach came back to vialt ua. He Is attending * Mission Jewelry Shop the top as a man, it’s lust as worth the University of California. Determine now to save. Regularity while to strive to do your best Wednesday and consistency are the foundation work as a student. Striving for the Picture hats should not be worn at on which to build. An account honor roll is bound to make you a picture ehowa. started NOW will form your habit better student. if thrift. The kind of anlrit that makes a Phone 288 Continuous .Service SIGN of the WATCH man a "topnotcpnotener" and puts the student on the honor roll is brought BANK OF ITALY licet Waffles and Coffee N «E!> A. UUTT, Jeweler out by a salesman who takes the In Town . i Head Office, San Francisco keenest pride in his work. He said: 1017 Chorro St. "I am not merely a salesman S.fN I.DIS OBISPO BRANCH urging grocors to put a certain line of goods on their shelves. I am a Bee Hive feeder of the human race. With out me and the other millions who v Restaurant are engaged in raising and mar BARBER SHOP keting food, humanity could not go PAUL SADA V0SEM1TE CARE on. This is a magnificent calling. F. W. MITChELL, Prop. Every useful calling is magnifi Lunch Counter Table* for Ladle* —San Luis’ Best— Good Food at cent. Gratton’n 953 Monterey Itenaonable Price* EVERY USEFUL CALLINO IS 877 M'*nt#rey San Lula Obiapo 1016 Chorro - San Lula Obiapo MAGNIFICENT. Everyone of you will go into a useful calling. Whether or not you n a t it a mag THE nificent -callinif depefM not only upon what skill you put into it as a SAN LUTS TAXI San Luis Jewelry Co. worker, but also uponjprhat you as ADRIANCE a man put into ii Every useful I’hone 525 Phone r Now located at catling Is made magnificent by th* man. Your real worth in any calling is going to be measured B'OOTERY 869 Mi Monterey, San Lula Obiapo 865 Monterey St. not by the money you make but by For your the kind of service you render as a worker and as a man. To make any useful calling mag SHOE NEEDS nificent you must have character A. SAUER CO. STOP IN as well as craft knowledge and craft skill. You must, as Elbert 760 Higuera St. Groceries and Produce AT P IP E R S Hubbard expressed it, be "a real SAN LUIS BAKERY man.’* Ba N LUIS OBISPO When Elbert Hubbard was asked Phone 27 848-860 Monterey STOP INN “how to tell a real man," he re plied In these words: "Were I so tall to reach th* pole, Mission CANDY Shop Or met* the ocean with a span, *•** Candlea, lee Creeai, M m ASTON PHOTO SHOP P. HUGHES Still must I be measured by my soul; . Tamales, fiZ Coffee ! £!.\"VCh8wdrr with Cream, Hot Lu CHeaetaU PORTRAITS Tailor -Xhe-eoul ia the mnunrn of the MRS. MABEL MILLER KodatFinishlng Picture Framing ■t»IT« MADE TO ONDKK man." Cleaning, Prssalaa, Altering an* Repairing 740 HIGUERA ST. 733 HIGUERA ST. Corner Chorro and Monlerry THE POLYGRAM McCABE GARAGE ’c q k STUDEBAKER AUTOMOBILES MVEK Storage, Tires and Accessories 1034-88 Monterey St. Phone 601

I t . m WANT YOUR KODAK FINISHING OVER-NIGHT SERVICE DONE IN SAN LUIT OBISPO The Bonehead's Dictionary Dorothy H.: "What would you call Crape—A harmless animal, indige- a follow who hid behind n woman's noue to all eectione; often hunted; skirt*?" (162 Monterey St. the eport is called shooting. F,. Patchett: "A magician!” Mission Drug Co. Dor—A four-footed mammal; edi ble when the word "hot" is prefixed Good Old Days Einstein Theory—That that is that Sophomore: “Well, what ure you that is not is not is that not it? Any doing up In that tree?” CLOTHIERS way it is beautiful. Freshman: "Trying to hide from SCHULZE BROS.THE Ford— Half-brother to a hath tub. some wet water." (Everyone has one hut doesn’t care Adler's "Collegian" Clothes Stetson Hats Interwoven Hosiery to be seen in it.) Heed: "When I marry I’m going to Kiss—An oscillatory short circuit; marry u girl who can take a joke. 782 Higuera Street tasteless, colorless, an I painless; ve y Margaret W.: "Don’t worry, little pleasant, but often times equally ex boy, it's the only kind you’ll get." pensive. Wood Alcohol—The only existing Bernard: "Mr. Peteler. why don’t word having the same moaning in you take us out nnd see if we can tell HIGH GRADE TAILORING the difference between a pear and a every known tongue. Definition— leach tree?" a t Popular Prices Heath. Bill Tardiff: "I can tell the differ Cltanlni, pressing loot Mnrro HI. Sometimes. ence if there are any fruit on the n.” Dyeing, Repairing Aumaier & Lewetzow Anderson lloltl llldg. “Johnny, does your father ever pray?” I), Miller: "Honest, did that boy “Ves, ma'am. Just last night at really sHy that I was like u dove?" supper he said. ‘Good Lord, we’ve got Herb Mcr "I guea* that was it; if 1 beana strain!' ” remember, his real words were •pigeon-toed.’" ARMY1 & NAVY 1 kSTORE J I V I k U shirti Work 8fu- shirtI a Aut0 s Diefe: "I’d go through fire for you." Suits, Wool and ( Cotton Underwear, Wool Sweaters and Shpon* That Girl in TovVn: "You’d better The traveling salesman walke I up not, as you are too scorched now." to the magazine counter and said to Across street from Standard Filling Station .1 BH3 Higuera Street the girl there: "Have vou Life?" SAN LUIS OBISPO Earl Miller’s uncle wus talking over "Judge for yourself," she replie 1, _the pros; ects of his nephew with Mrs* giving nim a Punch. Mil’er, "How is he doing with hia studies?" he asked, “Where are you going?” SAN LUIS OBISPO BRANCH "I’m taking this cow to the bank." "Oh. very well,” she replied, "He’s “What for?" Pacific-Southwest Trust and Savings Bank very Intelligent; he shows a gre.it "To have her milk certified.” talent for music, and his manner s YOUR ACCOUNT IS WELCOME jo haughty; h a teacher thinks he will Young: "Last night I dreamt I whs become a conductor.” married to the most beautiful girl in A HOME BANK—PLUS "Ah, indeed!" responded the uncle; the world/* "orchestra or street car?” Hue: "Oh, Al! Were we happy?" And a Butterfly Valve! Visitor at auto shop: “Isn’t it ap Two very pretty girls met on the propriate—’’ street and kissed each other raptu -A gency- Muff: “Isn’t what appropriate?” rously. Annan and Moreno watche I Visitor: “To have u worm drive on the meeting, a caterpillar.” "There’s another of those things that aie so unfair," said Moreno. Leslie Oldham: “I’ll give you a “What's that?" asked Annan. UNITED CIGAR STORE ouarter If you’ll get me a lock of “Women doing men's work.” Dorothy MIHer’a hair.” She (moonlight and all that rot): Harris: “Make it a 'dollar and I’ll "Do you know what a dumb waiter 5-Chair Barber Shop get the whole bunch. I know where is?" Candy, Soft Drinks she hangs it at n’ght.” He (same surroundings, of course): T1**® Cop: "Hey, you! Is that "Sure; an undeveloped elevator for Phone 152-J C. Van Proyen, Prop. your car?” use in hotels, apartments, and so on." Baily: "Well, officer, since you ask She (still in the moonlight): “I me, considering the fact that I still should say not. It's a man who asks nave fifty payments to make, owe a g rl for h k.ss and waits for her to Now he i* almost a mighty Junior and ray ‘yes.’ in known a* the Pismo Sheik. He i* a .1 l7*»r*F*ir bills and haven’t yet sot- A. F. Fitzgerald & Son ‘•Y ?r the new tire, I really don’t blonJ and rather short. The rest is for think it la.” Ikey was teaching his l-year-old you to gueaa. the t aditional lesson of thrift. REAL ESTATE "Now, Abcy," he said, “vat is two Another good thing about telling Athleen: “I wonder why so many the truth it, you don't nave to remem l LOANS men sing wh le taking"* bath?” times two?" "Six, mine fadder.” ber what you »ay. INSURANCE INVESTMENTS Peaches: *T know why I do; the “Oy, m.ne Gott, Abey, will you If you don’t think that Rae Mny- oath room door won’t lock." never learn? Two times two is four, hall is the be*t little girl in the world, always.” well Ju*t a»k Alfred Young. i-P; Pf»ona: “Speaking of small "But, mine goodness, fadder, what names, my father weighed only three A college education i* supposed to Sunset Barber Shop Pound* at birth.” for are you in business? Couldn’t fit you for a position—not entitle you you jew me down two?" D. Hoars: "And did he live?” to one. First ( lata Work Guaranteed The other day Brovelll was giving u o. . Hoarse Cower command* at drill. Hi* flrat bright one Mr. Stroble: "What I say goes!” Topics of the Day wns, “Spittoon*, Attention!” 895 Monterey Jack Hammond: "Well, come on o'«r here and say Ford!” Work will win when wishing won’t. Wonder why Ben Preuss doesn't go “Why don’t they invent n down to Austin’s candy store any *or driving from the hick more? Tbe Students’ Headquarters E. E. LONG Sometime* the truth* which a man's Mr. Petejer: “Huh! Have you ever PIANO met my wife?" friend* tell make him more uncomfort able than the untruth* circulated by COMPANY * ^ r,ut,h Than Poetry, hia enemies. ill!* * Tom**jni says that the reason Another Polyite ha* gone wrong. 1 women didn’t have griod sense Wayne Wood*, who wa* with ua two If It's From b*f*use the Lord mude them to yuur* ago, ha* been married and i» re m«te with men. ported to be living In Lo* Angele*. — J I M — Statistic* *how that there were Lawrence Is m.fi Jor,l»n* “My goodness! *Who '» msking all that noise?" 37,5131 football defeat* In the aeaaon just closed, and 37,931 practically per It’s G O O D i ^ e’ * Ju*t dropped a per- fect alibi*. SHINE PARLOR *'

THE POLYGRAM WICKENDEN Our Football Season Basketball AND 1 Poly’s basketball season opened up W CKENDEN Although' Poly’s 1923 football sea cisive victory than the one with San with the start of the new year. Coach Hart, son wan not very successful as far as Mateo. These two games were the Agosti secured the use of the Winter scores were concerned, It was suc outstanding games of the year. The Garden hall for practice and practice Schaflner cessful in another way. It developed final count at San Jose waB 14—0 In began on last Thursday evening. & Murx spirit in the school, loyalty for the favor of Poly. There are a good many new recruits out for the team in addition to those' school and pride in the school. The hardest game of the year was who played last year. Some of those The students were proud of this played at Stanford the following week who we are looking forward to making year’s team even though they did lose. with the Stanford Freshmen. The a good team are Annin, Lumley, E, CLOTHE/ They did not lose because they did not chances for a victory in this game Patchett. H. Patchett, Bundy, Ham fight or because they did not know the were very small but the fellows did mond, and Haas. AH of these players were with us last year. game, but rather because they were expect to hold them down and they In addition to these there are some We satisfy every playing teams that were entirely out did. They succeeded in holding them to remising new prospects. They are amusement neeJ of their class. a score of 83—0. This was truly a EtafTord, Del Rio, McKeen, Carrol, The first game of the season, with wonderful showing, for the Freshies Truesdale, Travers, Tardiff, and Moreno. All of these boys have played Santa Barbara Teacher’s College, was had a wonderful team and had been the • game before and we hope they the only game in which the team did running up much larger scores on PLMO MONTEREY can help to better Poly’s team. L- AND I 1 T H E A T E R J not play their best. This was probably some of the crack teamp of the state. The boys haven’t very much time because they had not had enough prac The last game of the season was to practice before the first game of the schedule. They will have about twen Super-Features tice and were not in the best of shape. with our old rivals, the Santa Bar ty dnys and by good hard practice they This game was played at home. It bara Teacher’s College. This tme we should be in pretty good shape. Vaudeville resulted in a score of 20—6 in favor went to Santa Barbara. The fellows Coach Agosti announced that the of Santa Barbara. expected to get revenge this time but first three games will be played nway Road Attractions from home. They will be with the The next game was with San Mateo old Dame Luck had willed it other College of the Pacilic on January 2i, Junior College at San Mateo. Our wise . Santa Barbara was lucky en San Mateo Junior College on January boys were in fine shape when they ough to get away for three touch 25* and San Jose Teacher’s Colle ,e on played that game. They showed San downs on fumbles and conjurteJ each. January 20. A game is also be n . Mateo how to fight hard and win. The scheduled with Santa Barbaia Junior Playing Straight football, Poly also College. Other games will probably be two teams were evenly matched as to • made three touchdowns but failed to arranged la.e' . The piesent outlook is Brennen & Shelby weight, but our boys had them com convert two of them makng the final very favorable for Poly. pletely outclassed in playing. This score 21—19 in favor of the College. —The— game ended with a score of 9—6 in There is already talk of next year's Rae: “If you attempt to kiss me I’ll favor of Poiy. call mother.” team. The fellows figure that next Al: "And then what will happen?" Our next game was’ the second and year they will have a crack team. Rae: "Oh, nothing. She isn't at WALDORF last game played at home. It was There will be quite a few of this year’s home tonight.” with the College of the Pacific team first team men back and there arc sev CIGARS from San Jose. The College of the John Ivan: “If you gave me only eral promising prospects. Any way the least hope, I—" SOFT DiUNKS Pacific boys proved altogether too Poly can fiigure on having a team Dorothy P.: “I have given you the CANDY much for our team. It was a good, that she will be proud of. least hope I have given to any man.” clean, scrappy, game, played well by both sides. It ended in a score of 23—0 in favor of the College. The next week-end the boys Journeyed to San Jose to do battle Be It Resolved- BOWERS with the San Jose Teacher’s College. This time they again walked away with a victory. This was a more de- Now that 1024 is here and on h s Rosalind resolves to make herself way, many students have resolve 1 not more sociable around schopl. Cleaners to do some of the things that they Douglas Ann n is determined not to' and Here and 1'hcre were in the habit of doing last year. get a uniform pase for nobody! In fact, they are so firm in their reso — Fred Muff st.ll maintains that he is lutions that they are willing tovhave a machinist, and will not be sat'sfle.l Manual Training High, Kansas City. them printed for you to read. Thus, until he can quit school and have a T ailors The girls who are members of the if you see any of the below mentioned maeh.ne shop of his own. Junior triangle of the Girl Reserve break their pledge you will know, at Athleen agiees with her sister. 9H7 Monterey St. Phone 234-J Club showed their Christmas spirit by leuat, their cn ef weakness. Leon Gay promises to speak a little making dolls for the children of Louis Morganti promises that no more distinctly. Mercy Hospital. They also made matter what happens, he will ne ver Herbert McKeen has his red-heade I many scrap Woks. say another swear word in auto shop girl and claims that nobody will take Meet Me —even if he does hit his hand. her away from him—as long as he Stockton High School Dorothy Persons, being a girl of has the machine. at the The second annual European trip her word, claims that she will show Dorothy Miller resolves that she has been announced by Mr. John G. her love more and more for a certa n will never have her hair bobbed, even STAG BARBEK SHOP llitf, head of the history department. freshman boy. if she is the only girl in school who About fifteen students have already Bill Sinclair solemnly resolves that has not followed the fad. Ask Any Polyite a gned up. the limit being twenty. The he will never take another thing that Donald Fulwider will have a girl trip will be made during the summer doesn't belong to him. before the year is over or will eat his of 1924 and will be personally con Zanolli says that he has cut out hat. (Many of us are waiting for his ducted by Mr. IlifT, ditching school. feed.) Now that Margaret Word has her Hubert Patchett loves his little McNEWS San Pedro High. hair bobbed, she earnestly promises brunette more than ever and prom Headquarter* for Following the long established cus not to run for the mirror after every ises to struggle with her as long as SPORTING GOODS tom, a try-out was held in the school period. she can stand it—even on the dance auditorium for determining who Carlos Racmeister has at last de floor. 709 Higuera 576-W should have the honor of delivering cided to apeak plain English for a Donald Eveleth is determined to see commencement orations. Four stu change. Fulwider eat his hat. dents were selected. Stocking is determined to be an John Carroll has made up his m ml auto mechanic and will let nothing be never to drill again. Manual Arts High, Los Angeles. in his way. Al Young is looking forward to the DR.H.A.GOWMAN A unique but interesting game is Rae Mayhall, though small in size, time when he can be related to Marty being played by the girls of the gym is positive that she can act much in some manner. OPTOMETRIST class. It is called pin ball, played older this year. Bert Bundy resolves to quit brag somewhat on the order of baseball, George Crowell still claims his love ging about his motorcycle. yet containing all the dash of foot for Ethel und promises to write her V ernon Langenbeck, who at present ANDERSON HOTEL BUILDING ball. The players are divided into better letters every week. has the measles, is determined to pass "sides.’’ The girl who is "up" kicks Harold Truesdale will try a little them on to the first person who asks a volley ball, knocks over a ten pin harder to get a girl. for them. and tries to make a home run. Belle Tornaslni has resolved for life Pete Traver, though young looking, never to wear a pair of red shoes. looks forward to the coming year with Mamma': "I thought I heard that Walter Lumley is certain that no • somewhat the same idea as Rae Dr.RoyMCox young man kiss you good night." body can take his smile from him. Belle: “Well, did you suppose he Mayhall. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON is making such a wreck Ernest Hodges resolves that he will came all the way over from Paso Ro of Bill Tardiff that he swears that he bles just to hear me sing?" uphold his position as Josh Editor by Phone fli-W will only go o\er there once a week— n i ? least one joke every San Luis Obispo instead oi twice. r- edition of the Polygram. Midway Cafeteria Dorothy Hoare has proven that she Bernhardt Preuss resolves not to isn t so shy a« she looks and will as get stung by a blond this year. STRICTLY AMERICAN sociate more with the fellows this GREEN BROS. year. i • Many other resolutions were made, Music and Dancing Free but it would keeb us on the alert to Bud Haas says that he will try not see who broke them. So the above Bring Your Lady Friend to t° H 'l up to his new nickname. mentioned had better watch out, be GOOD CLOTHES Though Earl Miller has at last cause the rest of the school have their •72 HIGUBRA STREET ,V,, * *ir|, he cl*lms that he is suf-e eves on them and are willing to call willing to take on another. , '] , • them up on their New Year’s pledges. 871 Monterey Street