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enry David Thoreau might It has come to be an terminated my contract with them as have been anticipatinga job accepted wayof life in a part-timenon exclusive consultantin in modem Hawaii when he Hawaii that we earn our retaliation for my exercise of First wrote that most of us "lead livelihoodsin silence Amendment rights, guaranteed by lives of quiet desperation." the U.S. Constitution.There was the rather than dare to It has come to be an s�� c�arges,a conspiracy to den; my accepted way of life that we criticizeour government. Cn£Il nghts after I was critical of the earnour livelihoods in silence rather state and of the Department of mayor's aide, Sam Callejo, passing than dare to criticize our government Business, Economic Development out forms suggesting what various lest we suffer economic retaliation. and To urism. city employees ought to contribute Many of us who work in Hawaii live I was somewhat taken aback over to the mayor. in fear. being fired by an agency whose O ca ionally, following the It's not difficult to believe Dr. � � founderand I had been close friends. publicat:J.on of an article or column Norman Okarnura'ssworn testimony Bill Bernbach, a manof integrity,had criticalof the state, I will receive calls to the Senate committee investigating stood foroutspoken truth. I was also of encouragement - but almost state procurement. Dr. Okamura has taken aback over being fired by an invariably these calls conclude with testified and written that when the agency forwhich I had handled the a request that I not mentionthe name Vo lkswagen and Porsche+Audi of the caller. ("I'm with you, Bob, nationaladvertising accounts for over R O B E R T R E E S but don't tell anyone I said so.") Like M. 20 years. But I was most taken aback a metastisizing cancer, the fear of state got the impression he was at what seemed a blatant reprisal has so permeated every level responsible for newspaper and nf i gement of my rights by of our society that many of us avoid � : � legislative investigations into mtlillldated people kowtowing to being associated in even the remotest corruption, he was told, "Hey, others. of ways with criticism of officialdom. Norman, when the economic buttons I turnedto attorneys Mark Davis The owth of this malignant fear get pressed, you're going to get hurt. gr and Stan Levin for advice. Davis had has resulted in what U.S. Supreme Yo ur family is going to get hurt. And been on my television show three Court JusticeLouis D. Brandeisonce And sonte th company you're working for is years earlier to discuss civil liberties � described as the " eatest menace to gomg to get hurt." gr and I had been impressed with hi� freedom... an inert people." We've There are other not-so-blunt ways concernfor the protectionof the Bill said we'd lost confidence in our First for the state to encourage silence. of Rights. Amendment rightsand have set those Firms competingfor state contracts e of the difficulties with seeking never amount to rights aside out of deference to the . � are careful not to alienate the state. JUSl:J.ce through a lawsuit is that the powers of the state to destroy us Comp�es that anticipatethey might finite resources of the individual are a hill of beans. economically. deal with the stateand wish to receive matched against the unlimited war What has been given up in the When Jack Magoon moved into the old Requests for Proposals are careful chest of a large worldwide process is what another eat First Del Monte pineapple plantation four years ago, not to offend the government. gr corporation more interested in . Amendment proponent, Justice some folks said that his new Coffees of Hawai'i The inverse of silencing dissent is pleasing clients than in righting a Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., described farm wouldn't amount to a hill of beans. to forcesupport, and this too is done wrong. In this case, it's the First as the best test of truth: "the power of all the time in Hawaii. It's inherent Amendment principle that makes the thought to get itself accepted in in the way our politicians raise fighting these odds worthwhile. Yes, it's taken years to grow the Wili Wili the competitionof the market." Even campaign funds. Suppliers and The events described in my tree wind breaks and to nurturethe perfect some of the tenured professorsat the potential suppliers to the state are complaint in federal court may not Arabica seedlings that create smooth rich University of Hawaii are afraid to "requested" to make donationswhen be all that exceptional. The stifling all-Hawaiian beans. But in the hills of ' participate in the marketplaceof ideas it goes without saying that a failureto of our freedom through intimidation Kualapu'u, Moloka'i there are people who out of concern that they might anger donate will be conspicuous. Yet we and fear goes on so much that we no the wrong people. have the time, and love of the land, to make accept this intimidation and even longer think twice about it. When attorney Liz Fujiwara wonderful things grow. wink at each other about our It's everywhere. We literally have worked to galvanize opposition to "contributions." bought into a way of life base{! on the nomination of the inexperienced Our first one-hundred-and-fifty acres are We accept too easily that 75 the ugly tripod of fear, intimidation but well-connected lobbyist Sharon no eing harvested and roasted and, at last, percent of the governor's campaign and cronyism. In the processwe have :w ? Himeno to the state Supreme Court, a limited amount is available. We're pretty contributions have come from state given up our freedoms. suppliers awarded jobs on a everyone was amazed that Fujiwara proud of our little hill of beans, and we invite noncompetitiveand sole-source basis. was able to obtain as many as 200 you to ask for Malulani "Heavenly Aroma" When Clayton Hee of the Office names on a petition. But many wherever fine coffees are sold and served. of Hawaiian Affairs sent requests for la"".y_ers wouldn't sign this perfectly leg1tunate exercise of rights for no campaign donations to those local Mauka to Makai offe rs an reason other than fear of retaliation. '.111dnational financial firms that only opportunityto exp ress op inions on A suit filedrecently in U.S. District Just had been asked to make topics of note to our town. presentations about servicing OHA's Court by Davis & Levin on this writer's behalf is based on huge new fund of $136 million, Hee's Robert M. Rees is a lecturer in the circumstances that perhapsrepresent defensefor this embarrassing and College of Business Administration a nearly all-too-perfect microcosm overt act which might beperceived as and American Studies Department of what we fear. The suit seeks coercion was that everybody in at UH Manoa, host and producer of Hawaii does it. At least in that regard, redre�s �or the_ deprivation of my constitut10nal nghts and maintains the "Island Issues " television Hee was correct. programand a political writer whose that the advertisingfirm that handles COFFEES OF HAWAl'I • HONOLULU OFFICE 538-0080 It might beas mild as Mayor Fasi's work has appeared in this paper. "asking" his staffto write letters to the state's tourism ac;count, Milici Valenti Gabriel DDB Needham Inc., • the newspapers or as harsh as the N(!ve.mber10 , 1993 • Honfllulu,,Weekly •-S, -

To many legislators in Hawaii, Dave Every time Rep. Dave Hagino's Hagino is not a fun guy to have around. He doesn't behave like one of colleagues in the Legislature them. He refuses to adopt the insider turn around, he's exposing attitude . He acts more like a private their behind-the-scenes deals citizen or even worse a political and lucrative scams. Hagino - - Party chairman against Minoru watchdog. He's the amplified voice of Hirabara,a symbolicchallenge meant tells the Weekly why he can't to notifythe party that the younger just get with the program. their own conscience, a constant Democrats were a force to be reck­ source of embarrassment to those oned with. Two years later he ran for the state House -'- and won. That Interview by JOHN WYTHE WHITE who would prefer to conduct govern-­ same year he made the news again, this time at the Constitutional ment business behind closed doors . Convention, where he distributeda controversial pamphlet titledPa laka While they_ quietly proceed to line Power- a termthat would become their pockets, he loudly proposes that synonymous with the generation of local-style politicians (including they don't need an automatic 18.5 Hagino and John Waihee) that was then just beginning to emerge into percent salary increase (fr om prominence. "Palaka is a strong to $32,000 last year) for a cloth," Hagino wrote in thepamph let. $27,000 "Its criss-cross patternrepre sents the part--time job. Or a personal interlocking strengthof all our peo­ $5,000 ples to make one people andone cul­ expense account for which they are ture. United, we can meet any challenge." Fifteenyears afterPa /aka not accountable. Or free parking . Power, we caught up with Hagin0 at privileges at the airport. his law officeto find out what keeps him working in a House he finds so unhospitable.

Your Palaka Power agino has been a state rep­ was ready to go to Vietnam ("I gave pamphlet was a kind of resentative for 15 years, away everything I had") when, 10 watershedforyou. What serving what is now the minutes beforehe was to be sworn 20th District (McCully, in, he was given a reprieve in the form were your motives in writing it? Moiliili, Kapahulu and of a medical disqualification. A late I had written it two years before lower Kaimuki). He has phone call to a doctor in Hilo had ConCon, fora speech to a Hawaiian won eight elections since convinced the draft board that his group.My feelingwas that in Hawaii 1978; running unopposed asthma was serious enough to keep people should choose among all the in all but two of them. He has chaired him out of the Army. different new influences that were four House coillll1ittees: Labor; Forced to sit out a year before corningin - adopt what was best Higher Education and the Arts; returningto UH, Hagino did some and still try to maintain a unique Human Services; and Water, Land research on the Vietnam war and lifestyle. I said that we shouldn't Use and Hawaiian Affairs.He is fre­ decided it was wrong. Back in school accept politicaland culturalideas just quently ousted from such positions in 1967, he became active in the anti­ because they come from what we - forfeiting the little political lever­ war movement. He was one of the had been told was a more advanced age he has accumulated - whenev­ foundingmembers of the local chap­ civilization. er he happensto be among dissidents ter of Students for a Democratic who unsuccessfully challenge the Society, the radical organization Why did you distribute House majority leadership - which which was one of the strongestvoic­ it at the ConCon? is always. es of the new leftwing. He took part The ConstitutionalConvention in But he won't go down for the in the legendary sit-in at Bachman 1978 was boring. The newspapers count. He criticizes(and oftenglee­ Hall.Around the same time he made had nothing to write about. I had 50 fullyridicules) state governmentfor front-page newswhen, wearingblack copies of my pamphlet, and late one a variety of faultsranging from minor pajamas and a strawhat and carry­ evening I put them on people's desks infractions and questionable proce­ ing a Viet Cong flag,he walked in so they would findthem in the morn­ dures to blatant corruption, crony­ the vanguard of a IO-mile peace ing. I thought it would cause a big march from the East-West Center to isrn, greedand double-dealing.What stir, and sure enough it did. The paper kind of politician is he, anyway? Pearl Harbor. that was most upset was the In the late '60s, as their idealistic Advertiser, especially George visions began to disintegrate, the Chaplain. He thought it was anti­ DAVE HAGINO was bornon March career choices of Hagino's genera­ haole. He missed the point. 6, 1947, at Megerrow Camp on the tion diverged into three paths: Sell sugar plantation in Pu 'unene, Maui, out to the establishment, drop out of How do you fe el about the where his grandparents worked. He society as we know it or get down to idea of palakapower now? the business of changing the system is the oldest in a family of five. His I'll tell you a story. One night, back father, a mortician, moved the fam­ from within.At age 23, when he was in 1969, I was at a party at Climbingthe walls: Rep. Dave Haglno at the disappearingDamon building ily fromIsland to Island - from a college senior, Hagino took a job Washington Place that Governor Maui to Oahu, where they lived in on the staff of state Sen. Nadao Burns threw for the university Wahiawa, then to the Big Island, then Yo shinaga. Soon after, in 1970, he Democrats, and I happened to run about John Waihee? toral politics in Hawaii, or else there back to Oahu. Hagino started high announced his candidacy forthe state into Nadao Yo shinaga He was a state Yo shinaga actually did was going to be a backlash. In 1970 school at Hilo High ("Where there House of Representatives as a senator at the time,probably the most hire you, though. a reapportionmentwas coming up in Democrat from the newly formed were five haoles in a student body of powerful one. And Najo started to Fourmonths later he called me up the district by the university. It was 800," he says) and finished at 12th District of Moiliili-Waikiki. argue with me. He said that people and offered me a job on his staff. At an opportunity because there were Reporting on his announcement, the Leilehua ("A whole new world - like me thought we were liberal, but firstI didn't want it; I didn't want to no incumbents. I had a choice: Should lots of haoles, blacks, militarydepen­ Honolulu Star-Bulletin referred to we were nowhere near as liberal as be co-opted into that system. But I try to run, or should I go with some him as an "ex-radical" and quoted dents, sons and daughters of the he was. I knew that he was the first everyone said, ''Take the job;' because friends of mine who had signed up brass"). In his senior year he was him as saying, 'There is a new world elected officialto come out against Najo's an enlightened person. So I as deck hands on a university-spon­ elected class president. corning... and the younger genera­ the Vietnam war, back in '64. So we went to work forhim. And I enjoyed sored marine research cruise? They In 1965 he enrolled at UH Manoa tionmust be allowed to shape it." He had a friendlydebate. He was razz­ it He was a good laborman. I learned sailed to Chile, Peru, Fiji, Christmas and flunked out at theend of his fresh­ lost the election. ing all the young people at the party. a lot from him. Island, Tahiti - and I ran foroffice man year. "I stopped going to class," Aftergraduating from UHManoa, He said he was going to hire us and instead. I think it's probably theonly he says, "and didn't do anything to Hagino went to Washington give us a chance to blow it. He said, Whatmade you decide mistake I ever made in my life. University and returnedto Hawaii keep my incompletes from turning "You think you're hot shots, but to run fo r offi ce ? with a law degree. In 1976 he made into F's." Of course, the Selective · you're full of shit, and you're going I decided that some progressive Not really. an unsuccessful bid forDemocratic Service immediately tapped him. He to screw up." Wasn't he prophetic people had to get involved in elec- Really. With everything else it's p • November 10, 1993 IiHo nolulu We ekly "-.,. � «- ·r " " ..., * t .. � "'f! ....� •s � "".;" 'It � ,. -. ·� ., ..._ � i. ·"ll ...,. ·• -a "I ·t: �. '!I , "'I ·a ·a. '11. ""·"l1. 'fi -. •-s ._. ·• � "' 1 \ .... 1 \,Li�•·.} J �/ .t r.. .. �-- ..... \ \. :.,,,.:. .� � ,. ,J.�.,, , .. , r, back then was: What happened to golf course was built with money ability and talent? And principle? fromthe housing trustfund, which And programs? Shouldn't those be means that money has to be replen­ primary considerations before eth­ ished. Yo ur tax dollarsalready paid GREAT GIFT IDEA! Gadf� nicity? for it, but now you're going to have to buy it again - foranother $30 or like Joseph Campbell said: Yo u think Speaking of HenryPe ters, $40 million - just to give it to the Looking for a holiday gift it's a mistake, then lateron when you how is it that people so city. It's stupid. I made sure to bring look back on it, you realize it was easily accept his being both it up in the Legislature, and the final that shows your good taste ? the correct decision. But this was a state legislator and Bishop version of the bill says that the $350 really a mistake. I could have toured Estate trustee? Isn 't that one million must cover the cost of trans­ South America and the Pacific, and of the biggest conflicts of ferring the Kapoleigolf course to the it probably would have been tremen­ interest a state politician city. So they're stuck. And another 4' � •jj '"£ ,� dous material forbooks. could have? thing: When you read the bill, Two reasons. First, Henry Peters, nowhere does it say that the $350 � .,.• ,,, ,;,-• f>P Whatkind of books? John Waihee, Clayton Hee and a million maximum excludes interest I've written short stories and number of other Hawaiian leaders payments. Because the center's going Gift certificates now available poems. I'm tryingto go back to short are notchallenged or criticizedsevere­ to be built by bonds, there's no way in any amount! stories now. I'm keeping journals. I ly by their own people. I believe this they're going make it with all the still chide myself about missing out is because the Hawaiians still have interest they'll have to pay. They (may not be used on date of purchase) on all that great material. some appreciationfor the monarchy, screwed up. and these guys represent a modem­ Even ifit was a mistake, at day alii class. For the rest of us, we Whatdo you think will least you 've been able to have a sense of guilt over what hap­ happen in the nextelection ? make a difference, right? pened to the Hawaiians, and one of I think 1994 will be a major year. Not really.Most of the peoplewho the ways we atone for that is to be And that's ironic, because it coin­ have been successfulin electoral pol­ nice to the Hawaiians who are in cides with the 40th anniversary of itics do not represent what I would office, including the governor. The the 1954 revolution when the call the best of my generation. The second reason is that, historically, Democrats took over in Hawaii. It's best members of my generation are people in Hawaii have only known a great year because we get to vote either dead, disillusioned or, in my the monarchy, the oligarchy of the for almost every office in the state case, politically unsuccessful. Big Five or big government.We 've from governoron down. But this only had strong, centralized pyra­ could be the year the Democratic Why doyou say that? mids of power. How do you chal­ Party falls apart. I never became speaker and I'm lenge that? It's sad. We don't know never going to be governor, U.S. sen­ what it's like to have a decentralized Why? ator or congressman. I'm never going power base. I think John Waiheeis the catalyst, to have enough power. But actually because of the person he is and I have been successful in several Do you think you'll make because of the times. There was so ways. My early candidacy and any progress in nextyear's much money, and John is a lavish involvement in politicshave been an legislative session? spender who loves the trappings of impetus for other young people to All the problems are insoluble, at power. I made three predictionsabout get involved. And in Hawaii we real­ least in the House, because the over­ him. The first was that he was going ly did avoid a lot of the backlash that whelming majority of my colleagues to piss away money, which he did. LUNCH • DINNER • BRUNCH the Mainland experienced, because are willing to deferto the governor. Second, he was going to give away 521-4409 people like me were willing to stay The Senate is at least a little more land, which he has done. All of his in office- to prevent things like the feisty. But I don't see any major land exchanges have been very bad. Restaurant Row • Validated Parking restorationof capital punishment, the changes in the House, because there What are all these Housing Finance retrenchment of progressive labor is goodwill but no realdrive. As politi­ Development Corporation projects laws and changes in abortion laws. cians becomemore afraidabout what but state land given to private indi­ We 've been successfulin preventing could happen in the 1994 elections, viduals? When Bill Quinn ran forre­ any kind of reactionary movement. they becomemore reluctant to change election in 1962 and proposed a Buy Real Estate When I look at what the Democrats anything. I think that the governor, "second Mahele," he was voted out for 30 cent s wanted to achieve in the '50s and Joe Souki and Henry Peters have of office because he wanted to use things well in hand. It's impossibleto state lands for private homes. But on the dollar! '60s - stronger labor laws, educa­ ' tionalopportun ities,expansion of the get anything done because the Waihee did it and nobody's squawk­ UH and the development of culture Republicans arevirtually nonexistent, ing, even though the intended use of Let Daniel P. Do le Show You How! and arts - I think I've kept the faith. and thereare so many Democrats that public lands is for public projects a dozen dissident Democrats would such as parks and schools. And my Why do you think you 'll still be outnumbered 35 to 12. We third prediction was that John was FREE! never have enough power? need 26 to organize, but the current going to destroythe Democratic Party. Because I can't make all the nec­ groupof dissidents in the House totals For a while you couldn't see it, but 6:30 PM Thursday, Nov. 11 essary compromises. I'm goal-ori­ eight. Too many representatives are he was setting the stage, and it's all llikai Hote1, ented, and when you're working on just happy to bethere, and they're not coming out now - especiallyin the Wellington Room specific problems - such as trying going to make any waves whatsoev­ dealings of Yukio Takemoto [the to help laboror education- it's hard­ er. embattled state budget director who & er than if you simply concentrate on recently announced his resignation] Thurs.,No v.18 power. From the day I met John Willsame-sex marriages and [Office of State Planning MelbourneRoom Waihee, I knew that he was going to be a big issue? Director] Harold Masumoto. Yuki's do anything and everythingto acquire Probably. I can't forthe life of me beenmore visible, butI thinkHarold's Tues.,Nov.23 power. I knew he was going to be understand why Soukiis letting Terry done more damage. Melbourne Room Tom go to the counties to hold hear­ ValidatBd Parking successful.It was a questionof how reservations req uired much I was willing to go along with ings on it. Souki and the leadership Can the damage be repaired? should have said, "Hey, the court The public has seen so many scan­ CALL 941-1 699 him. I helped him at ConCon, helped OR him when he got electedto the House, ruled."And when the court has ruled, dals that they've lost faith. For me, FAX 941 -1984 endorsed him when he ran for lieu­ you don't try to curtail the liberty the simple way to restore public trust ! tenant governor. But when he ran for they ruled on. The people elected us is this: Whether or not they broke Hear Daniel P. Doyle speak on teS . ticl

believe that Bishop Estate is going to build some expensive condo­ Pritchett miniums in Kakaako- rightbeside 11 the 80-acre parkwe're puttingthere. B£G-1NN1NG- Gadf� Kakaako is their next golden egg. In ''A Ne w fact, the biggest battle we're fight­ ing in Hawaii today is against wh�t and the Democratic Party is that, in I call Hawaii's ''uncharitable chan­ a lot of ways, we don't trustthe peo­ table trusts": Bishop Estate, The ple. It's perverse but true: We're the QueenEmma Foundationand, soon­ partyof thepeople, but we don't trust er or laterdown the line, Liliuokalani them. We have some bright individ­ Trust. uals in governmentwho are sincere and want to help Hawaii, but they Yo u've also been battling to can't possibly solve all of our prob­ prevent the state from lems. We need to trustthe people. In building residential other words, we need to unleash a condominiums on McKinley million people to solve problems High School property. Do rather than 51 in the House, 25 in the you think you can win? Senate, one governor and 18 depart­ If it's a pure legal question, Ithink ment heads. Government should get the law is on our side. We are chal­ out of the way. lenging several points: whether we were denied a contested case hear­ Thatsounds like a plank in ing, whether the Hawaii Community the Republican platform. Development Authority failed to fol­ I'm not saying we should get rid low its own rules and procedures, of the labor laws, prepaid healthcov­ whether certain permits had to be erage and other basic programs and applied for, whether the HCDA law protections. But we don't need an itself is constitutional- that's going Officeof InternationalRelations, a to be our finallawsuit. Can the state High Tech DevelopmentCorporation, create special districts on its own a Housing Finance Development land? The problem is, to challenge Corporation or all theseother author­ the constitutionalityof this point, you ities and agencies we invented sup­ need to have an aggiieved property posedly to solve all our problems. A owner as plaintiff. And a lot of the classic example: How many millions people who are pissed off with of dollars have we spent to create HCDA are also afraid of it. One of incubator facilities? But in Kakaako the amazing things about the whole it happened naturally. Individuals McKinley issue is that you come to with small businesses could network realizeincestuous how thistown real­ among themselves, and if they were ly is. You ask people for help and successful they could move out. they say, "I'm with you, Dave, but I Kakaakowas the greatest incubator can't do this because my law firmis facilitywe everhad, and we destroyed doing that" or "I gotta deal with it. HCDA" or "I don't want to go against the governor;' Fora big city, Honolulu You've been a big critic is still a damn small town. of the state 's involvement in development there. One last question, which I've always maintained that the takes usback to palaka bulk of everything we do in Kakaako power: Do you suppon has been for the Bishop Estate, the Cayetano fo r governor? only private landowner with hold­ I support Mazie Hirono forlieu­ Orounds For � ings makaiof Ala Moana Boulevard. tenantgovernor. I think Ben has a lot They have 11 acres there and all the of good points. And I am a loyal political connections they need to Democrat. • c lebration develop them to great advantage. I e Change Your Thinking-Change Your Life! Religious Science Church of Honolulu A Center fo r Positive Living Wednesday Service Sunday Service 7 pm, Nov. 10 10 am, Nov. 14 "Breaking Free" "The Power of Praise" Lyn Billingsley Rev. Frank White 1120 Maunakea St. Suite 275 DIAL A PRAYER 531·8226 CALL FOR CLASS INFO 52 l ·0855

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Rudy Hoosiers hehner David Anspaugh tries out Hidden HawaiiAn IMAXtourist-oriented tour of Someone ought to tell our too-clever-for-their­ a Fieldof Dreams approach for the old football our state, featuring a Big Island volcano, a rain own-good movie-makers that when you film a stadium, with an aspirant (Sean Astin) who won't forest, Haleakala and the birth pangs of Loihi. story about what a terrible thing betrayal is, you give up his Notre Dame dreams. Luckily for us, it has an environmental theme and ought not to betraythe audience. i Short Cuts Director/writer Robert Altman is does an OK job - as far as it goes. Music by � 1haNiglltnwe Before Christmas Stop-action the critics' darling -and no wonder. In an era of Oscar-nominated Mark Isham (Never Cry, Wo/f). and animation feature masterminded by Tim pipsqueak, formulaic studio films, Altman goes (Waikiki IMAX) Burton (Beellejuice, the Batmanmovies) that lets for the big picture: the whole range of human � The Joy Luck Club Based on the Amy Tan Burton's Dickensian/Gorey/Eastern-European emotions and predicaments, not just hypocritical novel of the same name, Tbe Joy Luck Club is an sensibility run barefooted through a story about feel-goodisni. In this, his most ambitious movie, he epic that spans two continents and three Santa Claus being menaced - and therefore the intertwines nine short stories by the late Raymond generations. While Tan's novel of vignettes holiday season threatened.Visually mannered and Carver, weaves in his own original material and hammered away at larger issues of immigration, often dazzling, this one is actually pretty intense manages to tell the stories of 22 characters, Los assimilation and interracial marriage (turningsome for keikis; see it with them. Cautiously Angelinos who have gone through the looking of her characters into quivering balls of neuroses recommended. glass of the Americandream. Both funny and sad, in the process), Joy Luck Club, the movie, centers Only theYo, Strong friends, it's hip-hop martial these characters live in a world of romantic itselfon the simple power ofa well-told tale. Don't arts.StaJring thenewest pretender to the BruceLee expectationand mixed consequences. No wonder go for popcorn during Ying Ying's story about throne, this one combines (terrific)moves with a film and stage stars are willing to work forscale her tempestuous firstmarriage or An-mei's taleof not-so-terrific plot and tl1e newest in street music. in order to bein an Altman movie. Here are juicy, a daughter's sacrificefor her mother. Both contain The Program A moody, mannerist movie, complex rolesin which the gifted can shine. Here, scenes of lyrical beauty thatwill leave youstunned. photographed very nicely, aboutcollege football: among others, we see Lily Tomlin, Tim Robbins, -DK.C. how tough it is, how competitive it is, how Jack Lemmon, Lyle Lovett,Peter Gallagher, Andie Judgment NightFour '90s pals blunder offthe interracial politics are played out in the locker McDowell, Tom Waitsand Jennifer Jason Leigh in expressway, witnessa gangland hit and become room as well as on the football field. With Craig rolesthat go to the ironic heart of the matter. And the hunted in the concretejungle. The assumptions Sheffer (A River Runs Through It) and, as the in his opening sequence, Altman has found the this movie makes about city life are astounding ... complicated coach, JamesCaan. Directedby writer perfect visual metaphor for modern life, as and probably true. With Emilio Estevez and Cuba David Ward. controlled by business persons and politicians. Gooding Jr. 'i Rising Sun With Rising Sun, director Philip While citizens cower in their homes, a quintet of LookWho's Talking Now Tails and tonguesare Kaufman clearly intended to create a pesticide-bearing helicopters sprays parts of the wagging in this latest installment of the cutesy­ contemporary classic, a Ch inatown for the '90s. city, heedless of their toxic payloads. Short Cuts, poo series starringJohn Travolta (here at summer But unlike Roman Polanski's 70s film noir, which which also plays free at the Hawaii International weight) and Kirstie Alley. Animal voices are by excavated layer afterlayer of corroded evil while Film Festival this year, is not to be missed. Diane Keaton and Danny DeVito. it simultaneously convinced us of the essential Striking Distance The first of 10 fall releases M. ButterflyIf filmis, as theoristslove to tell us, goodness of its seedy hero, RisingSun doesn't about serial killers, this Bruce Willis vehicle is a collaborative medium, then one or two of the give us dear polarities. Instead there's a kind of about a deposed maverick cop (Willis) trying to collaboratorsinvolved with this earnest, beautifully amorphous paranoia which never offers a findthe killer who offed his pop and who now acted film have not entirely thought their particulartarget to fixon. The biggest problem taunts him by planting victims where Willis can contributions through. The resultis a fascinating with this very interesting filmis its failure of moods. find them. Sarah Jessica Parker, photographed failure. What should have been a greatfilm-going Nonetheless,Sun is a strong piece of work, much unflatteringly, plays the Jove interest. experience is a slow, repetitious one, with smarterthan 7be Firm and aware of the paradox � The storyQiu of Ju Gong Li (Raise the Red diminishing returns setting in as the film inherent in its subjects. -MB. Lantern) stars in Zhang Yimou's revolutionary I sleepwalks along, drained of energy, bereft of Robocop 3 Roboflop: the third, and worst, comedy-drama (some of it shot on the sly from shown conflicts, telling rather than showing us its installment of the mechano-cop series rife with camouflaged cameras on China streets) with a 1 , centraldramatic moments. One certainlycan't find pubescent-fantasyviolence. The droidman isnow heroine opposing the status quo. Less stagily fault in the performances.John Lone is a great played by Peter Weller look-alike Robert Burke. beautiful than previous Yimou films,this one is actor (although probably miscast here), and he Look at it this way: If you had an old Robocop nonetheless visually resplendent. Highly gives a star performance. If only the camera had outfit hanging aroundthe studio, yqu might make recommended. not revealed so much so early. Jeremy Irons is Robocop3, too. But surely you wouldn't go seeit. lhlarcovera.. Kathleen Turner's "comeback" ' 1 probably a great actor, here presenting another � RollingStones at theProbably Max the best movie (and co-starQuaid's, Dennis for thatmatter), version of his haggard, tortured obsessionist concert film evermade. It's huge OMAXis shot a comedy aboutretired spies with a newish baby I undone by "love." If the two don't strikesparks with 70mm film,which is then turned on its side called back into action to find a stolen arms ) I together on screen, it might be astratagem of the for even greater visual range, including part of shipment. Comedy patter a la Tbe Tbin Man, I I Hollywood work (Witness, DeadPoets ' Society, ' I Green Card)Australian director Peter Weir returns screenplay.These star-crossed lovers, eachtrapped your peripheral vision); it's spectacular (the directed by Herbert Ross(P enniesFrom Hea ven). to the form(and spirituality) of his earlyPicnic at by his own notion of love, cannotfully see into the apocalypse-chicse 4 a synthesis of BladeRunner I Film Mad ) I Criticism byBob Green unless otherwise noted. Hanging Rock and 7be I,ast Wa ve. Jeff Bridges heart of the other. In Cronenberg's take, the and Max motifs, is a triumphof size, scale, camera frames Irons and Lone in close-ups ramps, ladders, towersand parapets); the editing Short Run I �, the Weekly 'sdingbat of approval, indicates and Rosie Perez star as two transformed survivors filmsof more-than-average interest. of anawful plane crash(probably the bestever put reminiscentof lalJ.experimentinsects pinned to the and sound arefirst-rate (the film underwent 10 I on film), bonded by their experience. Perez is a wall: They can'tlllke flight. months of post-production sound mixing; the and Revival I sympathetic character, but Weir presents Bridges Malle& The talented movie-makers responsible seamlessediting incorporates concert footage shot � Doctaur Patlot (1990) The ultimate Nazi­ I i (as Max Klein)as an increasinglyunlikeable hero, forthe over-elaborate betrayal movie Malicemust in three locations); the Stones are in top form collaborationist film, based on a truestory: On First Run have thought it was a terrific ideato disguise the (Mick Jagger is still one of the world's best the pretext of smuggling Jewish friends out of I Briefreviews of selectedfirst-run films in town. at least by"feel good" standards. There is also the I Con.firm theaters, datesand times. shimmering visual and thematic ambiguity of filmas a serial-killerthriller. In fact, themovie's true petformers); and it's cunning- the huge IMAX France (during the Nazi occupation), one Dr. passion is derived from the stylizedfilm noirgenre, cameras prowl the huge stages like narcsand Petiotinstead arrangedtheir extennination. Michael J t � The Age of Innocence Martin. Scorsese's Weir's earliestwork, which audiences lookingfor the innocenceof an absolute will find somewhat in which the innocentare repeatedly duped, then shoot from everywhere, including helicopters, Serrault (La CageAux Foiles) plays the doctor. I sumptuous lllkeon the EdithWharton novel about fight back and finally exact revenge on the fromwithin the mesmerizedaudience and from Christian de Chalonge directed.Academy Theatre, . manners in tum-of-the-century upper-class New unsettling. Beautifully photographed by Allen ) I Daviau (who will present a seminar on enemy's terms, thus revealing the black, ironic the murky depths of the concert-stage subculture 900 S. Beretania St.: Fri. 11/12, Sat. 11/13 & Mon. j York, where goodform was all. This is a story of heart of humankind in all of its duplicity. To be peopledby technicians,backup singers, brass and repressed passion, where social dicta are as cinematography at the upcoming filmfe st). The 11/15, 7:30 p.m. $4. 532-{3768 j ending will disturb pure rationalists to no end; it fa ir, Maliceis morecoherent than RisingSun and reed sidemen and unidentified Dionysiacs. The � A House Divided (1931)Justifiably acclaimed codifiedas ganglandprotocol. StaJring, as Newland has no more loopholes than 7be Fugitive. But the film has been held over from the Chaminade WilliamWyler cameinto prominence in this early- Archer, Daniel Day-Lewis (who is, as usual, has a "mystic" bent. impeccable), MichelleFfeiffer as Countess Olenska � Rresof Kuwatt This Madonna of IMAX films and, as Archer's wife, Winona Ryder. Thevoice­ (ho� loud and larger than life) tells the story of the over is by Joanne Woodward. Highly oil well firefighterswho had the gargantuantask recommended. of deaning up Saddam's mess. The non-close-up The Beverly HIiibiiiies Yes, it's come to this. format captures all the grandeur of the However, savvy cult director Penelope Spheeris pyrotechnicsbut fa lls shortwhen it triesto convey (TbeDecline of Western Civilization, Wayne's the human drama of this incredible feat Sunglasses Wo rld) has cast herversion of the long-running and asbestos underwear suggested. (Waikiki schlock TV series with unusual aplomb: Lily IMAX)- DavidK. Choo Tomlin, Dabney Coleman, Cloris Leachman, Jim For Love or Money A Michael J. Fox comedy Varney(Ernest Goesto Ja if) and cult movie hunk about an on-the-make concierge. Diedrich Bader (as Jethro). And coming soon to � Rash and SteveBone Kloves (7be Fabulous a theater near you: big-screen remakes of "Mr. BakerBoys) wrote and directed this Meg Ryan­ Ed," "Gilligan's Island," "Green Acres" and just Dennis Quaid drama about ruined lives and about everyother bad TV series dearto the heart regeneration. Cautiously recommended. of BB!Ds(Baby Boomersin Denial). � 1ha Fugitivemovie. Apeculiar Despite thefact � A BronxTale Robert DeNiro'sdirectorial debut that it's quite badlywritten, and despite the fact that Here he handles Chazz Palminteri's play about a it foolishly forces Harrison Ford outside his working-class fathertrying tosave his kid from a agreeablebut narrow rangeas an actor, it's a pretty charismatic wise guy, crime-boss division. Co­ entertaining chase picture. If that's what you're staJring Palminteri,who looksas if he might bethe going to the theater for, you probably won't be next big sensitive tough-guy movie star. toodisappointed. If you think of 7beFugitive as a Cool Runnings A Disney feel-good piece about decathlon,it's prettyeasy to forget about theplot the 1988Jamaican Olympic bobsled team. It's holes, the vague, perfunctory villainry, the slyly funny, a little sleeper of sorts. With Leon, embarrassmentof watching a "grieving" Ford. Just Malik Yoba and John Candy. Produced by none watch Harry run, jump, swim, fight, crawl. And other than Dawn Steel(the author of Hollywood's don't ask why. -Ma ryBrennan newest tell-all autobiography, 7beyCa n Kill Yo u 1ha GoodMacaulay Son CUikin plays a psychotic But 7beyCan' t futYo u .. .). kid out to corrupthis cousinin this thrillerdirected � DazedMd Confulecl See Film Pick onpage 9. by Joseph Ruben(7be Stepfather, True Believer, Demolition ManA peroxided Wesley Snipes is Sleeping With the Enemy) . It's got an R rating, so the heavy and a ripped Sly Stallone is the hero in kids aren't supposed to get into the theater. this "sci-Ii" tale about two cryogenically frozen Effective and brutal. foes thawed,one to terminate the other. The Great Barrier Raef With air, land and Fatal InstinctReiner Carl (Rob's father)directs a underwater footage, this film - made over 10 send-up spoof of suspense filmsof the last few years ago - makes a plea to save northeastern years, a la Nah:d Gun(but less manic). The casting Australia'swonderland ecosystem - larger than is odd: Starringin this low-comedy enterprise are Great Britain - from man's chemical Armand Assante (heretofore a sex bomb), Sean encroachments. Some of it, however, contains Young, Kate Nelligan and Sherilyn Fenn (Twin dated footage reportedly frowned upon by Peaks) . scientiststoday. (WaikikiIMAX) � FealallHighly recommended ... if you know � Hard Target Hong Kong cult director John what you're in for. After years of formulaic Woodirects a ponytailedJean-Claude Van Damme • . •.. . • • • . ... - �• ._.� �' • ... • • � ..... "''·� • ' •.. !,. B · · .November HkJ 993 • oholulu We ekly • 9 �aser �iscs mi '30s melodrama in which a widowed fishennan this noise comes from women. It's news that it oversized black suit with a red or purple shirt No Comparison. No Compromise. (Walter Huston of SeptemberSong fa me) finds that comes from humans ... Men aren't a big enough and a hematite medallion around his neck in his son has won the affections of the old man's target for Babes in Toyland." In other words, lieu of the traditional tie, Prattsaunters onto the mail-orderbride. A must for all filmbuffs. On the take your pigeonhole and stuff it. stage like a rock star in search of his gig. Sitting vi�it tle �ight same bill: D.W. Griffith's 1912 short one-reeler Around in a variety of configurationssince 1987, down on a 14-inch, wooden lamp stand which The Ward Warehouse • 2"" Floor • 1050 Ala Moana Blvd. (staning LlllianGish) Tbe Musketeers of Pig Alley. the Babes have put out recordings for he prefers over die standard piano bench, he 591-0793 3566Harding Ave.: Mon. 11/15, 8 Twin/Tone, Sub Pop, Intrepid and other labels. pauses for a moment, lifts his hands .. . and Moviep.m. $5. 73�771 Museum, Theywere fearured in this year's LollapaloozaIII works wonders. Technically brilliant and Present this Ad & Receive SS.00 Off One LaserDisc Title, list price at S39.99 or higher LostIn Yonkersl11e PulitzerPrize-winning play tour. C-5, 205-C Sand Island Rd.: Sat. 1!/13, 7:30 emotionally electric, Pran evokes an almost eerie Cannot be combined with other sale items. Expires November 30, I 993. here gets a savvy director (Martha Coolidge of p.m. S 12.50 plus one-drink minimum. 735-7676 senseof creating the music as he plays. -Nikki \'a lley Girlsand Rambling Rose fame), and, until GetoBoys Think your mind is playing tricks on Ty- Tomkins.Academy 7beatre., 900S. BeretaniaSL. it sinks into pathos, fonhmis the best'eil , Simon ya? Nah, it's for real: Houston's controversial Sun. 11/14, 4 p.m. Si2. 532-8768 film in years. It's about two male siblings sent to gangsta-rappin' Boys - led by talented Spring Wind Quintet Chamber Music Hawaii live with a new family. With Richard Dreyfuss instrumentalist (can you believe it? He actually continues its "Concerts by Candelight" series (carefully controlled), David Straitharn (Passion prefers playing to sampling) and now popular with this 'blowout' (get it?) performance at Fish) and Mercedes Ruehl ( The Fisher King). solo petformer Scarface - will be in Honolulu's Christ Church in Kailua, which will repeat next Hemenway Theatre, UH Manoa campus: Wed. house. Also on the bill: Mainland acts Bo$$, DJ week in town. Christ Church, 1300 Kailua Rd.: 11/17 - Sun. 11'21, 6 & 8:30 p.m. S3.50. 956-M68 Quick and Choice. C-5, 205-C Sand Island Rd.: Mon. 11/15, 7:30 p.m. S13. 947-1975 Sleepless in Seattle A shameless love story, Timr. ll/11, 8 p.m. $18.50 advance; $23 at the Strings Plus WindsAnother installment of the directed by Nora Ephron (Thisis My Life), staning door plus one-drink minimum. 833-9967 nonprofit Music Projects Honolulu's free Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan (with a cameo by Rob King Kalakaua Birthday Celebration Friends community concertseries fea turing musicians from Reiner). Hanks is a widower whose young son of 'lolani Palace present a free celebration of die the donnant Honolulu Symphony. Thisnoontime tries to findthe petfect woman for old dad. This merry monarch's 157th birthday. Included will be concert features music for oboe, clarinet and manipulative, well-acted comedy knows every a concert by die Royal Hawaiian Band, a review strings. Wa rmer Auditorium, Hawaii Pacific trick in the book and usesthem all. You'll probably of the Royal Guard and hula from St. Louis High University, 1060 Bishop St.: Wed. 11/10, noon. like it, but you're likely to feel used the next School'sHui ·o Na 'Opio, directedby Kumu Hula Free. 521-7958 morning. Hemenway Theatre, UH Manoa campus: John K. lake. Bring a beach chair or mat. Iolani SuicidalTendencies What need besaid about Wed. 11/10 - Sun. 11/14, 6 & 8:30 p.m. $3.50. Palace grozmds: Tue. 11/16, 11:30 a. m. Free. the return of the band that created 956-6468 522-0822 "Institutionalized,' the 'Stairway to Heaven" of 'i Un Coeur en Hlver (1992) A very French Latin NightShuffle them zapatosto the jibaro the hardcore world? Any college deejay will tell filmabout inf atuation,obsession and emotional sounds of Second Time Around. Wa ianaeBeach you "Institutionalized" is the most-requested coldness: Violinist Camille and violin-builder Club, Army St.: Sat. 11/13, 9 p.m. No cover. thrash song of all time; there's just something Stephane have an intense relationship of sorts. 696-6026 universal in the furious diatribe of the song's And yet restraint rules. Directed by (former MmioaBackysd See Jan Music Pick on Page 9. misunderstood adolescent protagonist -viewed ��� �� music critic) Claude Saulet. The cast includes November Rain Harold S. Nakata, "the singing as an aberration by his distrustfulparents, who CANE HA UL ROAD FRIENDS Daniel Autevil, Andre Dussolleir and court reporter," and his 15-year-old son, John, blindly force him into conformity when all he & Emmanuelle Beatf. Highly recommended. (it's present their eighth annual programof comedy reallywants is a Pepsi -that callsout the skate CHRISTMA S FA IR ! everything Tbe Age ofInnocence should have and music. Arranged in three acts around a punk in all of us. Ten yearslater, the Tendencies been.)Academy Theatre, 900 S. BeretaniaSt: Tue. Godfathertheme and fea ruring ChristyBuxmann are still strong, although somewhat mellower Deb Aoki, Barbara Davis, Linda Gue, Marie 11/16, 7:30p. m. $4. 532-8768 and Stormy Holden in femme fataleroles, the and moremelodic (to be honest, several of the evening will be a mixed bag of music from tunefultracks on the band's 1992 release,Arl of Kodama, Pat Kutaka, One by One, Pam Seeney, Wagnerto the Scorpions, Puccini to UB40. In Rebellion, bearmore than a passingresemblance Doris Toda, Suzanne Tswei, Tutuvi, Raymond addition to his classical, pop and Japanese to the PearlJam-ish "modernmusic" Tendencies singing, Nakata - who will essay the role of members publicly abhor). But not to worry, this Yamachika, Diane Yang, Babs Miyano-Young Music Michael Corleone - will also performsome of is the same crowd of angryguys that aroused g y his own pieces, including "Waiawa My the anal ire of Tipper Gore (rememberher? We Rubber stamps, lass sushi tra s, hats, Concerts Hometown," "Baby, Baby, No, No" (billed as hear she's a Deadhead now) and the PMRC dresses, Jewelry, vests, I-shirts, ap rons, bags, dish­ "AmericanJapanese heavy metal") and "I'm Hal crowd in 1989. Happy slamming... After Dark, Babes In Toyland You are not to notice that Your Pal" ("American Japanese rap"). Tenney 1130 N. Nimitz Hwy.: Tue. 11/16, 7:30 p.m. to wels, ceramic and all sorts ofgreat things ... this thrashy Minneapolis trio, with all its Theatre, St. Andrew's Cathedral, Queen Emma $18.50 plus one-drink minimum. 735-7676 November 13, 1993 amphetamine tempos, dirty power chords and Sq.: Sat. 11/13, 7:30 p.m. $10. 531-2975 Swq0ngjazzy SonnetsA family featuring, affair rage-inspired vocals, is made up entirely of Awadagln Pratt The firstAfrica n-Americanto direct from London, the brother-sister act of Wesley United Methodist Church chicks (er, wymyn) and is one of several bands, win a major international piano competition, Jacqueline Dankworth a.id the Alec Dankworth 1350 Hunakal Street like L7 and Hole, that have beenrescuing hard Prattwas catapultedfrom studentto professional Quartet. The Dankworth kids are offspring of 9AM-l PM rockfrom Team Testosterone. Nope, the Babes starus overnight after he garnered first prize in singer Cleo Laine and instrumentalist John are having none of that Sisterhood of the the prestigious 1992 Naumburg Competition in Dankworth.Jackie is an established actress who Marshall Stack jive. "The Patti/Polly/Chrissie/ New York. The 27-year-old Pratt brings both has touredwith the Royal ShakespeareCompany Suzy/Jennifer/Courtney gender-based copout breathtaking musical gifts and his own and appeared in severalWest End productions. won't wash,• readsa Reprise Records pressbio. captivating sartorial style to the concert stage. She's a singer of somerenown as well, with, one • ... If men could make skreerock this ugly, pure Sportinga magnificentmane of dreadlocks, an and liberating, they would. It's not news that ContinuedPage on 12

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,ng \ntens,ve. RUJard·un nn y, never has a production no weak performances here. Gay the kindof juxtapositionsthat impress T a,n,ng frngrams made me so schizo. On the Willi s in the leading female role of composers but leave the rest of us in r one hand, I should rave Christine Daae plays the diva in the dust. Nonetheless, this scoredoes GET OFF THE PLANET! about thisphenomenon, not distresswith such divinedelicacy that have genuine moments of sustained And learn to fly. , only because Hawaii's you will surelyfa ll in love with her as beauty, andthe direction and acting * Nm \'rtl,1dut\ion growing ability to snag madly as does the Phantom himself. frequently transcend the straitjacket traveling versions of Lyse Guerin plays soprano Carlotta of musical conventionsto impart real * 3Ut oowuterRu, �ation Broadway blockbustersis worthy of Giudicelli with such verve and characterand feeling. * a\ Ru,mation applause, but becausethe production authenticity that she's often more Thespos: To you I say that t\asmt fost-,rodut\ion itself is indeed flawless. Andrew frightening than the ghost. Kristine Phantom is to serious theater what * t\ectrnnit Lloyd Webber'smelodrama - based Anderson (Madame Giry), Byron Star Wa rs was to serious film: It's on the time-honored tale of a Nease (Raoul) and all of the other packed with gratuitousspecial effects deformed, maniacal musical genius principals will blow you away; even but short on substance. Sure, who falls in love witha young starlet the chorus performers are so everyone's impressed with the huge and controls a Paris opera house individual you can pick out your portions of the set that fly and fall, through terror- could not be done favorites and follow them through but why is it happening?OK, someof FillVancouverSchool better; this Phantom phantoms the actionlike a show within a show. it makes sense: The chandelier falls fabulously. So, dear Phreaks,dress up in your becausethe Phantom is punishingthe But on the other hand, the show, best gown or tux because this, as operafor not followinghis orders;it's undeniably long on spectacle,comes everyone knows, is the event of the flashy and it makes sense. up short as a satisfying piece of season, and if you're not seen here, But Christine and Raoul's climb you may never be able to show your to the roof of the opera house, for LEROY THOMSON face toyour Phriends again. example, where they sing their love­ Phanatics: You are likely to love duet as the Phantom soars about in Keaka Kamehameha drama,if that's what you're looking this show for many of the same an architectural unit, is pointless. It presents for. My problem is this: Your reasonsas the Phreaks.(OK, so we're distracts you from the script - not experience of the show is likely to assuming you went ahead and read that you'd want to invest too much depend greatly on the intimacy of their review). It's possible you might attention in it in the first place; the your relationship with Phantom in not fully graspthe plot, the lyrics or plot is straight out of 42nd Street particularand the blockbustermusical some of the technical folderol, but (understudy makes it big when star genrein general. So here'swhat we'll you'll still be glued to your seat in pulls a tantrum). Thecharacters , too, do: I'll let you pick the review that's abject awe of the production values. are pretty standard Vincent Price right for you. Think of it as the The costumes arestunningly Baroque, (may he rest in peace) horror-flick Honolulu We ekly's first interactive and the set is the biggest hit of all: stock.Thank Godfor theperform ers, theater review, our initial stumbling The descent into the bowels of Paris who breathe life into these glitzy step onto the information beneath the opera is something so mannequins. superhighway. fantastic you won't believe you're In all, drama buffthat you are, It works like this: Use the criteria seeingit live. Huge catwalks descend you'llprobab ly leave the theater with in the next paragraph to determine in timeto themusic like a mechanical your intelligence a bit insulted, your audience categorization quotient ballet; a boat glides along in an wondering if anyone will ever come (the choices are Phreak, Phanatic, underground lake, illuminated by up with a blockbuster show like this Thespoand J. Six.pack).Then simply glittering candles. As pyrotechnical that can actually give us art. (Keep readthe reviewcorresponding to your as this set is, you'll appreciate even your chin up: Maybe Angels in category ( of course, if you want to more the''black box" effect:The fact Americawill get toHawaii some day.) cheat and read the others, too, we that most of the edges of the stage are You might wish to seePhantom fora won't tell). in darknessforces your imaginationto dozen otherreasons, but certainlynot The categories: If you've seen the complete the scene (the true mark of because it's a great theatrical work. musical beforeor have the Phantom a great set). J. Six.pack: You, on the other hand, CDs and know the score fairly well, Youmight, however, have problems will probably be surprised at how you are a Phreak. If you have never gaining access to the music and lyrics much fun this show is. You won't by Alan Cullen seen or heardPhantom, but you adore (and therebythe plot). Webberdoesn 't believe the things these wizards can big contemporary musical extra­ giveyou much help; you have to strain do live, without thebenefit of retakes. A Neo-Gothic Theatre Extravaganza vaganzas, you 're a Phanatic. If you to hear over the orchestra and must And if you're tempted to laugh at That's Fun For The Whole Family love live theater but are cool on deal with long glissandos, complex some of the music, especially the musicals unless they have real depth, arpeggiosand a din oflayered voices opera scenes, go right ahead; some Princess Ruth Ke'elikolani Theatre you're a Thespo. And, finally, if you fighting each other in of it is meant to be absurd. on the Kamehameha Schools Campus fail to see the attractionof live theater No, this is not one of the shows when, afterall, Schwarzenegger's got m of you'll have to pretend to like just to Friday, November 19, 1 993 laser guns and computer imaging, J. Phanto keep your mother-in-law offyour Saturday, November 20, 1993 Six.packis you. he Opera back: You'll genuinely have a blast t ert Hall Ready now? Commence inter­ Blaisdell conc Don't sweat the details of the plot, 7 p.m. • $2.00 Admission active reception: ward Ave. and don't worry if you can't 777 days, Phreaks: You will adore this Tuesdays . Sun understand every song; you'll betoo For Information or tickets, call 842-8356 production.The stage extravaganza, S p.m, busy cheering and dodging ballistic turdays the choreography, even the acting Matinees: Sa set pieces to concern yourselfwith interpretations are faithfullycloned & Sundays, 2 p.m. such pettydetail s anyway. from the original production. But, u 12/19 The main questionfor you is: Is it Thro gh KAMEHAMEHA SCHOOLS/ more than that, the performers keep $45 - $85 really worth the 45 bucks or more? the show freshand moving; thereare 521-2911 Hell, yeah. • BERNICE PAUAHI BISHOP EsTATE November 10, 1993 • Honolulu We ekly • 11 C.ive Nlwsic Venwes AlohaBar, Oulrigger East Hcxel. 150 Kailua.?i,2-o7fil PoolTerraa; WaikikiBeachcomber KaiulaniAve. 922-5353 Java Javac.afe, 7(i) KapahuluSt 732-'lii70 HOie!, 2300 KalakauaAve. 922-4616 AnnaBannanas, 2440 S. 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LorettaTllo Ables Jazz; I.ewersl.Dunge. Macky Feary Contemporary Hawaiian; Oinks. TIDES - November 10 to November 16 Monkey Pie Alternative; Blaisdell Garden Cafe Max Piano; Pieces of Eight. and Pub.6 - 9:30 p.m. Maxine Karen Johnson Concert Trio WEDNESDA Y THURSDA Y FRIDA Y SATURDA Y SUNDA Y MONDA Y TUESDA Y Mr. Completely Alternative Rock; Moose Contemporary; Pearlridge Center PhaseI. 6:30 - 7 McGillycuddy'sWa ikiki. p.m., 7:30 - 8 p.m. NorthAmertcan Bulh BIM1d Funk, Rock; Anna MonkeyPie Alternative; Blaisdell Garden Cafe Bannanas. and Pub. PatSliva Contemporary; Sunset J.anail.Drmge. Mr. Completely Alternative Rock; Moose PuaMella TlloContemporary Hawaiian; Harry's McGillycuddy'sWa ikiki. Bar.3:30 - 7 p.m. Nelda AlvsezJazz; Ray's Restaurant. 1he ActionAlternative Flpres Dance; Rex'sBlack Nlgbtwlng Contemporary Pop; John Dominis. Moon Phases: LASTQU ARTER - Nov 6 NEWMOON -Nov 13 FIRST QUARTER- Nov 20 FUU MOON - Nov 28 Orchid. OnePeople Folk, Variety; Banditos. Tide times and heights are forHonolulu Harbor. Tide and moon information supplied by Doug Behrens Design. TIieDoughboys Alternative Rock; Waw Wa ikiki. Pacific Street Band Contemporary Hawaiian; Frompage10 TIieEdge Jazz, R&B; Wa ikiki Broiler. Sp indrifter. presentations on Sunday by pianist Edward Mango3 Contemporary; Banditos. Timothy Kallen Contemporary; Mabinawunge. hgan BabiesWorld Dance; AnnaBannanas. London criticwrites, "a voice like cream."Jackie's Shipwright, violinistsKatharine Hafner and Sheryl MattaloContemporary BIM1d Hawaiian; Chuck's 5-7:30 p.m. PatSliva Contemporary; Sunset I.anail.Dunge. bassist brotherAlec - a skilledtheater, soundtrack Shohet and premiere of a new work forsolo harp Mililani. TitoContemporary; Cupid's l.Dunge. PuaMella Tllo Contemporary Hawaiian; Ha rry's and studio musician - was trained at Boston's by Byron Yasui. Call for more information on Mr. Completely Alternative Rock; Moose Tommy D a theD BIM1dRock; Mai Ta i wunge. Bar.3:30 - 7 p.m. Berklee College and rut his teeth in his pa."ellts' convention sessions. OroisAudito rium, UH Manoa McGillycuddy'sWa ikiki. WDOeK ContemporaryHawa iian; Captain'sTa ble San SoudFolkNariety; S1rllCllmd JavaJava quintet. In 1991he formed his own quartet with campus: Fri. 11/12, 8 p.m. $10. 956-8742 NeldaAlvsez Contemporary; Horatio's. l.Dunge.10 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Cafe. pianist Robin Aspland, drummer Mark Taylor and Nohelanl Cyprlano Contemporary; Nick 's Winston TanGuitar; Ship'sTa vern Restaurant. Sean Carlllo Contemporary Hawaiian; Wa rd tenor sax man and flute player Andy Panayi. In Fishmarket. Zoom with Greg Macdonald Calypso, Jazz; Wa rehouse. Noon - 1 p.m. this peiformance the Dankworths "celebrate the JAZZ ALERT Rolando SanchezLatin; KabalaHil ton. BlaisdellGarden Cafe and Pub. Shirley Walker Duo Variety; Jolly Roger East. work of William Shakespeare in an evening of Rudy Ochoco Contemporary; Cupid's Lounge. 4-7 p.m. song, sonnet and swinging jazz" arranged by their On Veteran's Day, HawaiiPublic Radio presents an 1he ActionAlternative F1pres Dance; Rex's Black 12/Friday 1heAction� Alternative Dance; Rex'sBlack father, Duke Ellington and others. Academy all-day broadcastof the 1993Chicago Jazz Festival, Orchid. Orchid. Alaka'I Contemporary Hawaiian; SeaLion Cafe . Tbealre, 900S. Beretania St.: Thur. 11/11, 8 p.m. featuring peiformers such as Teddy Edwards & TheDoughboys Alternative Rock; Waw Wa ikiki. TIieDougJlboys Alternative Rock; \Vaw Wa ikiki. Andrea Young Jazz; Mahina Lounge.9 p.m. - $18. 532-8768 the Central Avenue All-Stars; Dr. John; the World TheEdge Jazz, R&B; Wa ikiki Broiler. TIieEdge Jazz, R&B; Wa ikiki Broiler. UH Chorus, Concert Choir and Chamber Famous Count Basie Orchestra; the Ellingtonians, TimBogden Contemporary; SunsetI.anai wunge. midnight TheStrange,s Rock; SandIsland R&B. ArthurLyman Hawaiian; Sunset J.anail.Dun ge. SingersThe UH Student bodylifts its voice to the led by Sir Roland Hanna; and Charlie Haden & Timothy KallenContemporary; Mahinawunge. Timothy Kallen Contemporary; Mahinawunge. heavens under the directionTu of nothy Camey in the Llberation Music Orchestra with die Chicago noon-2 p.m. 5-7:30 p.m. Pa radisel.Dunge. 5-7:30 p.m. this concertof secularand sacred songs, including Children's Choir. During the broadcast, the Jazz Chart AsherPenfn Jazz; Chart THoBerlnobls Contemporary Hawaiian; Wa rd Centre. THo Berlnob11 Contemporary Hawaiian; Rutter's Magnifical, Rossini's "Kyrie" from Little Emergency Task Force will beasking you to pitch House. 8:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. BIii Johnson Contemporary; House. 5 - 8 p.m. noon - I p.m. SolemnMa.i5andpopular selections from the 1950s, in to help restore localjazz programming to HPR. Victoria Stringer Contemporary; Rex'sBlack TonvnyD & theD BandRock; Mai Ta i wunge. plus pieces by Monteverdi, Brahms, Byrd and Thur. 11/11, 4:30 a.m. - 10 p.m., KIPO 89.3 FM Orchid. Brado Contemporary; SalsaRita's. 6 - 9 p.m. Ahi's Restaurant. TrafficJan Contemporary Hawaiian; Fast F.ddie's. more. St. Andrew'sCathedra( Queen Emma Sq.: WIid EdnaBlues; Anna Bannanas. Charlie Kealoha Hawaiian; Na ncy's Wa rdCentre. Tl'OplcalKnWits Contemporary Hawaiian; Sun. 11/14, 7:30 p.m. $5. 95-MUSIC Winston Tan Guitar; Ship'sTa vernRestaur ant. ClearSky Contemporary; Kitchen. Davoa ClubCaliente Jazz; BlaisdellGarden Cafe llt JazzPatrick Emamle Hennessey directsUH's Winston Tan Guitar; Ship's Ta vernRest aurant. aspiring hep felines in contemporary big-band Club Acts 11/Ibursday and Pub.6:30 - 8:30p.m. arrangements of music by Duke Ellington, Woody Bandschedules are subject to change. Pleasecall Deana DeanContemporary Hawaiian; Chart 13/Saturday Herman, David Sanborn and more. Music venuesfor /aJestinf ormalion.the Consult liveMusic Alaka'I Contemporary Hawaiian; Sp indrifter. House. 8:30 p.m. - 1 a.m. Department Courtyard, UH Manoa campus: Sat Venueslist for locations and phone numbers. A"*Perrin Jazz; Paradise l.Dunge. Diane and Da BoyzContemporary Hawaiian; AndnlaYcuc.Jazz; Mahinal.runge.9 pm -mrlnigt1 11/13, 8 p.m. $5. 95-MUSIC BradoContemporary; SalsaRita 's. OasisNit eclub. 11 p.m. - 3:30 a.m. A"*Perrin Jazz; Paradisewunge. � Vemlt Known both forher virtuoso 10/Wednesday BrianHuddy Variety; Banditos. FreeEay and Contemporary Hawaiian; Horatio's. Bonnie Gearheart Contemporary Hawaiian; CsolAtkinson Piano; Mahinal.Dunge. FreshwoodJazz; Tri EspressoInc. Banyan Ver anda. piano playing and vibrant peiforming personality, Alaka'I Contemporary Hawaiian; Sp indrifter. Verbit is a popular figure on the concert circuit. Dean a Dean Contemporary Hawaiian; Chart HaumeaWanlngton Contemporary Hawaiian; BradoContemporary; SalsaRita 's. A"*Perrin Jazz; Pa radisewunge House. 8 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. Duke'sCanoe Oub. 10 p.m. - midnight. Brother Noland Contemporary Hawaiian; The WashingtonPost, forexample, writes that she 1111118Kea Contempor ary; Blaisdell Garden Cafe is possessedof "a formidable technique,a flair for Don Sing-alongConcMr Comedy;Rose andCrown Ho'Aloha Contemporary Hawaiian; Malia's MontereyBay CannersPearlridge. and Pub.6 - 8 p.m. Pub. Ca nlina. Dean a Dean Contemporary Hawaiian; Chart the extroverted and a considerable amount of Blues JamBlues; SandIs landR&B. poise." In 1988 Verbit decided to stretch the Jon Variety;BM8base Oinks. Honolulu Jazz DuetJazz; Capp uccinos. House. 7:30 p.m. - 1 a.m. BradoContemporary; Chart House. Ho'Aloha Contemporary Hawaiian; Malia 's J.P. Smoketraln Blues; No Na me Bar. Diane and Da BoyzJazz; Oasis Niteclub. 11 - boundaries of the traditional piano recital and CsolAtkinson Piano; Mahinawunge. asked composerJoseph Fennimore to write her a Cantina. Joanie Komatsu Contemporary/Island; Proud 3:30 a.m. FlWIClosKahale Contemporary Hawaiian; Ch art J.P. SmoketralnBlues; No Name Bar. Peacock. 4 - 9 p.m. FrelhwoodJazz; Tri EspressoIn c. theatrical peiformance piece forone person and House. 5 - 8 p.m. piano; she premiered the resultant work, Piano Jimmy KainaVariety; Cupid'swunge. 5 - 8 p.m. JoanneMIies, Chris Bovarda FriendsJazz; Haumea Wanlngton Contemporary Hawaiian; Jon Variety;BM8base Oinks. .lomv1eJazz; aFriends Ray'sRestaurant. Ven usCafe . Duke'sCanoe Qub. 10 p.m. - midnight 'fbealre, at the Smithsonian's Baird Theatre. The JeffBurton & TheCorvettes '50s - '60s Rock; enthusiastic response led to a second piece, JohnKanae Contemporary Hawaiian; Horatio 's. Jon BasebaseVariety; MontereyBay Canners HonoluluJazz Jazz; Duet Cappuccinos. Ken to 's. Jonah�Contemporary Hawaiian; I>um's Wa rd. Jesse Vance BodenContemporary Hawaiian; Keeping Time, in 1992. Featured on Verbit's Joe TlloRecca Contemporary Hawaiian; Ha rry's program willhere besix sonatinas written forher Ca noeClu b. 4 - 6 p.m., 10 p.m. - midnight Kanllml wltft DancerContemporary Hawaiian; ProudPeacock. 4 - 9 p.m. Bar.3:30 - 7 p.m. Kanllau wltft DancerContemporary Hawaiian; BanyanVe randa. Joanne Miles, Chris Bovard a FriendsJazz; by composer John Diercks, now a Honolulu Jonah�Contemporary Hawaiian; Duke's residentAlso on the program:rarely heard music Banyan Veranda. KapenaContemporary Hawaiian; Captain'sTa ble Ven usCafe . Ca noeOub. 4 - 6 p.m., 10 p.m. - midnight Kapena Contemporary Hawaiian; Fast Eddie's. wunge. 10 p.m. - 1:30a.m. JonBM8base Variety; Prince CourtRestaurant. by American "bad boy" composerGeorge Antheil Kanllau with DancerContemporary Hawaiian; (Verbitwas chosen by the AntheilSociety to record Klmo Blcoy Guitar; Mezzanine Restaurant. Kemand Kai Contemporary Hawaiian; Crouching KapenaContemporary Hawaiian; Captain 'sTa ble Banyan Veranda. LanceOrlllo Contemporary Hawaiian; Chart Lion Inn. Lounge. 10 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. his music) aswell as pieces by Fennimore, Chopin LeeEllenltNI Classical & New Age; Ven usCafe . and Liszt. Verbit's performance is part of a House. 5 - 8 p.m. Klmo Blcoy Guitar; Mezzanine Restaurant. Kem mlContemporary Kai Hawaiian; Crouching LesPeetz Piano; Michel's. LeeEllenltNI Classical & New Age; Ven usCafe . LesPeetz Piano; Michel's. LionIn n. weekend-long annual conference of the Hawaii LorettaTllo Ables Jazz; I.ewerswunge. Music Teachers Association, which will include LesPeetz Piano; Michel's. LorettaTllo Ables Jazz; I.ewerswunge. Continued onPep 14 n,. NQ• Member 10,d 993 • Honolulu �ekly carefullyselected, however. Using a Words computerized inventory system first developedby Tom and LouisBorders �elieve the hype : The new book giant in 1974, the store keeps track of m town has an amazing selection exactly what sells and how fast.It then orders more books in the £ categories that sell most heavily, lnnerSenSeAbili ties resultingin an ever-increasingvariety Mind • Body • Spirit • Integration on the shelves, skewed toward customers' interests. "The worst lnnerSenSe Abilities inventorya Borders store ever has is Opening new pathways to inner journeying through the day it opens," DiRomualdo said. multi sensory relaxation using music, sound, color 6 vibration. 'There's a progressive upward trend Introducing the in the numberof titles,driven by what Borders' the customers are buying." Vibrasound According to DiRomualdo, it's not breakthrough state of the art technology so just selection that will draw extraordinary you have to experience it to believe it. customers to Borders; it's also the Book "ambiance." Admittedly, battling the With this ad 20% discount! teeming millions at HonBooks Ala Manoa Market Place, 2851 East Manoa Road, Suite 1-203 Moana or the Waldenbooks at (Above Bank of Honolulu) Pearlridgeisn't much fun.At Borders Bonanza the lightingis indirect, the furniture 988-6200 by appointment is light oak, the espresso is hot and the quiet, spacious aisles are dotted with comfortable chairs. Its employees are trained to be e wanted to see how Waldenbooks could easily give one unobtrusive, knowledgeable and good we could make a the impression that this is a special endlessly patient- a team of literary bookstore," said Tom hell ruled by Robert Fulghum, the butlers. Borders, describing New Yo rk limes nonfictionbest-seller The employees of the Borders at why he and his brother list and the authors of Truly Ta steless Waikele are indeed eager to help, Louis foundedthe first Jokes. But would there be a although at the store a few weeks Borders Bookstore in significant audience for afterits opening, it seemedthat not all 1971. "A lot of retailers make a basic nonmainstreammaterial? "I wonder of them had quite yet achieved the assumptionthat whatever they put in if an audience couldn't be created by knowledgeability. "Let's see, gayand front of people, people will buy. We offering it," Schultz said. "It's my lesbian studies," said one employeein made the basic assumption that experience that your constituency is response to my query. "I thinkthat's peopleare smart, and they know what out there. It's just a matter of finding in Self-Help ... or maybe Religion." they like to read." them." Another employee offered, "It's at This philosophy has produced the Unfortunately, the owners and the end of Social Science." It seemed present-day Borders Bookstore, a managers of bookstoresin Honolulu we were about to engage in a strangehybrid of hip academic book must often consider hard facts (and theoretical discussion of where gay shop and mass-market superstore. cold cash) before stocking their and lesbian studies might "go," when Borders Books & Music, which shelves with the latest Luce Irigaray we fo und it - next to Political openedOct 2 in Waikele Center, has critique or Robert Coover novel. Science and right across fromNew an espresso bar, academic journals, Most obviously, there is the Age. questionof distance. Being 3,000 to So far, other bookstores' reactions 6,000 miles away from your MARGARET P R I CE to the new Borders have been distributors creates a major lag in guarded. ''We're not giving out any literary criticism and contemporary freighttime, even when books are fgures,"said Colin Miyabara,general fiction- the sort of thing you might air-freightedin at exorbitantexpense. i manager of Honolulu Bookshops, expect to find in a small urban (And guess who that exorbitant when asked whether sales had bookstore. It also has racks of expense is often passed on to? Yo u dropped since Borders opened. He romances, coffee-table books on guessed it! The hapless Hawaii went on tosay that their basic strategy photography and gardening, best consumer.) Also, the distance limits will not change: ''We're just going to sellers, self-help books andmysteries the size of orders and discourages do business the best we can, as CATC H - the kind of fare that keeps chains experimentation. It's hard to order usual." Reminded that HonBooksAla like Waldenbooks in business. It also something on a lark when you know Moana is in the processof creatinga has sections on gurus, "unexplained it might cost you twice its wholesale new section called SocialTheory, he phenomena," gay male studies, price just to have it around fora few denied that this had anything to do etiquette, satanism, professional months and then send it back. with Borders opening. "That's just a E writing, fictionanthologies, cooking, Honolulu booksellers working name," he said. political science and numerology. particularly independentshops, which Despite its huge inventory and The New Yo rk Times Book Review aren't supported by a Mainland attractivepackaging, there are some calls Borders a "bibliophile's corporation - are also hamstrung NEW niches that Borders cannot fill. Its paradise"; TheHonolulu Advertiser by their high rents. A book unsold music section, for example, is less calls it "really big." They're both for more than a few weeks is not comprehensivethan Tower Records', right. earningits keep. "If you're not careful and its atmosphere,charming as it is, BUZZ The new Borders is the object of and you don't keep expenses down can't quite replacethe musty coziness much hope and speculation among - if you don't know what you're of the Book Cellar or the radicalchic IN Honolulu's often frustrated pool of doing -the cost is very, very high," of Revolution Books. Also, Borders readers who, if they're anything like said Norman Caylor, part-ownerand is fairly far off the beaten path, me, are tired of shopping in stores manager of Rainbow Books & despite marketing efforts to make it OWN. with nine di.fferent Mary Higgins Records. "I would say that the rents seem like it's just around the corner. Clark titles and one To ni Morrison. here in Hawaii are probablyfour to "Yeah, it's out of the way, but it sure Reel in to the all new Sharks Cafe That Borders will add mass and six, maybe even seven times, on the as hell isn't hard to get to," and work yourself into a feeding volume is obvious. But whether it average, what they are on the DiRomualdo said jovially. When it frenzy... without taking a bite out will make a differenceto Honolulu's Mainland." was pointed out that one needs a car somewhat weird literary climate - Thus, many booksellers areforced of your pocketbook. Located in the to achieve the 20-minute travel time add density, one might say - is to make difficult decisions between historic Buzz's Moili'ili building. he cited - Waikele Center is about another question. carrying"q uality''titles and ones they a IS-minute walk from the #50 ''Borders is knownfor taking a role know will sell. "Danielle Steele is Waipahu and #52 Wahiawa Heights Dinner from5- 10 in developing a literarycommunity in likegol d," said Ted Mays, manager of bus routes,the stops themselves 40 to Pupus & Drinks 5-2am the cities it enters," said Raelynn Gecko Books & Comics. "Used­ 60 minutes from downtown - he Hillhouse, professor of political book store managers love to carry thought for a moment, then said, � .I science at the University of Hawaii her, because they know she'll be off "Well, you can't have everything." �� -::;s and recent resident of Ann Arbor, the shelves in a fewdays." It's true, you can't, but Borders Mich., the birthplaceof Borders. "I So how doesBorder s plan to carry does at least offer an awfullot, and hope this Borders will work to do a large selection of low-turnover while it can't please everyoneall of that." books and still make a profit? The the time, it will please most people "Skimpy," said Susan Schultz, secret, according to president and some of the time. Whether it will former president of the Hawaii CEO Bob DiRomualdo, is to have a "A place for fu n ...one bite at a time. " make a difference to Honolulu's Bil LiteraryArts Council, describingthe huge amount of everything. 'That literary climate remains to be seen. selection offered by Honolulu's way," he said, "the high-tum 2535 COYNE STREET • HONOLULU bookstores.It's truethat perusing the merchandisesupports the low-turn." • CALL 94-SHARK ...s �t;lves oq�opo!ulu Bookshops or Even less-popular books are -'�-...------...

Klmo Blcoy Guitar; Mezzanine Restaura,zt. Greg Pal & FriendsJazz; Coffee Manoa. Save Michel's. LesPeetz Piano; J.P. SmoketralnBlues; No Name Bar. Ullkol Sisters Contemporary Hawaiian; Hany's JoanieKomatsu O:>ntemporary/lsland; Captain 's Bar. 3:30 - 7 p.m. Ta ble wzmge. 7 - 9 p.m. LorettaAbles Tito Jazz; l£wers wunge. Jonah Cummings Contemporary Hawaiian; Macky Feary Contemporary Hawaiian; Oinks. Duke'sCanoe Clu b. IO p.m. - midnight. Mattalo Band Contemporary Hawaiian; Kona Kanllau with DancerContemporary Hawaiian; SurfHotel. Banyan Veranda. MaxPiano; Piecesof Eight. Lee Clas.sicalEisenstein & New Age; VenusCafe . Mike Lewis Quintet & Paul MadisonJazz; LorettaAbles TitoJazz; I.ewers wzmge. RamseyGalleries & Cafe . 2 - 5 p.m. MojoBlues; Hand BlaisdellGarderz Cafe and Pub. Mojo Hand Blues;Sand Is landR&B. Monkey Pie Alternative Dance; Rex'sBlack Money, Sax & Power Jazz; Java Java Cafe . 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If you want to 14/Sunday perform, you'll have to check in with the host an LizardLofl, BIiiyChapman Variety; Wa ikiki Broiler. hour before showtime. Java Java Cafe, BIiiyKun:h Piano; I.ewersI,ounge. 760 Kapahulu Ave.: Thursdays, 8 p.rn. S5. 732- Bobby Gonzales Contemporary; Ya cht Club 2670 Restaurant & Bar. Bonnie Gearheart Contemporary Hawaiian; Banyan Vera nda. Brado Contemporary; Ch art House. Theater Cache Latin Dance; Rex's Black Orchid. Carol Atkinson Piano; Mahina wunge. DannyBlues, Dez Folk; Irish Rose Saloon. and Dance David Smith Contemporary; Spindrijler. AnolherWay to SayJazz Aloha and streetdance Dean & Dean Contemporary Hawaiian; Chart from the Big City All Star Dance Team and Spirit House. 9 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. Willing, a senior citizens' dance group. Royal FranciosO:>nternporary Kahale Hawaiian; Chart Hall'aiianShop ping Center, 2201 Kalakaua Ave.: House. 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. Sat. 11/13, 7 p.m. Free. 735-3724 Jesse Vance Boden Hawaiian, Contemporary; The BestBroadway of More than 100 students No job is too big! llikaiHotel. 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. of LaPietra girls' school perform the golden hits of JoanieKomatsu 0:>ntemporary /lsland; Captain's such boffo productionsas Annie, A Chon/Sline, Ta blewu11 ge. 7 - 9 p.m. Grease, Guysand Dolls, Bye By e Birdie, .My Fa ir Jonah Cummings Contemporary Hawaiian; l.ady and 71Je \\i1.Jiz. Directed by La Pietra music Duke'sCanoe Club. 10 p.m. - midnight. instn.1ctorBeth Uale. I.aPietra, 2933 Poni Moi Rd .. LesPeetz Piano: Michel's. Fri. 11/12 & Sat. 11/13, 8 p.m.; matinee Sun. 11/1-i, Open 7 Days a Week Ullkol Sisters Contemporary Hawaiian; Ha ny's 1:45 p.m. S3 (There will be a free, abbreviated Bar.3:30 - 7 p.m. performance at 3 p. m. 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Duke'sCanoe Club. You might call Sorrels' show I.a " 4 - 6 p.m., 10 p.rn. - midnight. It's saved from being acomplete rehash of your Kanllal with DancerContemporary Hawaiian; Banyan Ver anda. standard drag show only by his oddlittle personal personal stories, which are neither funny nor I I Lee Clas.sicalEisenstein & New Age; Ven us Cafe . serious but jw;t peculiar. These, however, are at MojoBlues; Hand Blue Zebra. I I Nick's oddswith the song-and-dance routines (the piece Nohelanl Cyprlano Contemporary; is directed by ballet dancer Matthew Wright), I I Fisbmarket. which are unconnectedcliches. 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Ship'sTa vernResta urant. $30 at the doorfor opening). 948-39')9 Discount doesnot apply to postageor shipping. One coupon percustomer. I WinstonGuitar; Tan MenDancing Danceworks Honolulu co-honcho Simeon Denagain presents this annual boys'night Not valid with other offers. Good through Jan. 1 1994. I 16/I'uesday out on stage. Theconcert's featured guest will be All ThatJazz Big Band Jazz; Ren i'sNi ghtclub. Honolulu-bred dancer Ching Gonzalez,who has AsherPenln Jazz; Paradise I,ounge. been a principal of Meredith Monk's New York Downtown Hono Bobby Gonzalea Contemporary; Ya cht Club company since 1984. Gonzalez has danced with lulu Restaurant & Bar. some of the biggest names in business and I Tbe Kingand ls 528-7171 D1·1 Blyal & O:>ntemporaryMle llllldy Folk; Blaisdell appeared in Broadway revival 1os Garden Cafe and Pub. : with Yul Brynner. He also creates original works 5:30- 7:30 p.m. 1050 Bishop St. Carol AtkinsonMahina Piano; I,ounge. of dance and theater, which have been produced the COpy Cefltef : David0:>ntemporary; Smith Spindrijler. both here and in New York. Joining Ching will Don Conover Sing-along Comedy; Rose and beDen and a number ofprominent male hoofers Croum Pub. L------� Continued on Page18 14 • November JO, 1993 • Honolulu We e y PHOTO: PAMELA FRIERSON Sports Accurate Electrolysis PERMANENT HAIR REMOVAL Distractions are not a problem for Steve Gregg, the triathleteof Te rnIs land Embarrassed? Self Conscience? Or just plain tired , . of waxing or Northwestem ·._ tweezing? Exposure

Landof a million birds: Steve Gregg on Tern Island, French Frtgate Shoals 955-4542

oa heirloom boxes masked boobies, and he won't be and accesories accompanied by the clamor of a hundredthousand sea birds. In Kona human voices will cheer him on, and the Big Island lava fieldswill stretch out endlessly ahead. It would surprise you, gazing out at the beautifulwater surrounding Tern Island, to learn that training for the n the crushed-coral runway Hawaiian Islands NationalWildlif e 2.4-mile swim has been the biggest of a tiny islet, a lone runner Refuge. challenge of all. Gregg startedoff his turnswhere the coral ends During World War II the Navy swim training by doing laps down directlyav ialable at in a spit of sand. Seals reshaped Terninto a landing field, the side of the island. House rules are Ricardo � shop snooze a stone's throw making it uninhabitable to most of that you don't swim alone here, so away, frigate birds swoop its wildlife. After the war the Coast he enlisted a couple of other biotechs Callfor ap pointment down to check him out, Guard maintained a LORAN (long who were enthusiastic snorkelers. masked boobies eye him in open- range navigation)transmitting station Big blue-finned ulua often Dellera's Woodworks beaked amazement and sooty terns until 1979. Now a few humans live accompanied them; unfortunately, so 1620 KahaiStreet hover above, vying for a chance to there as lightly as possible,seals belly did sharks. "It's hard to get a good Honolulu, HI 96819 peck at his cap. On this remote speck up the sand to lounge against the training stroke going when you 're 848-5559 of land, such human effort seems out walls of the old Coast Guard trying to watch your backside at the of place - as incongruous as Noah bunkhouse, turtles dig nests in every same time," says Gregg. in Nikes huffing across the deck of available patch of sand and sea birds "I'm weakest at swimming," he the ark. leave nary a foot of bush, ground, admits, "so I knew I had to find a The place is Tern Island, French ledge or roof unoccupied or way to train." He did, ingeniously. unadorned with bird droppings. The island's water supply is rain PAMELA FRIERSON How to picture Tern Island? For trapped on the roofs of the building sheer animal density, start with that and drained into huge redwood tanks. Frigate Shoals, Northwestern image of Noah's ark again. One tank holds salt water, used to The Serious Filet Hawaiian Islands. The runneris Steve Superimpose the size and shape of flushthe fieldstation toilets. "I rigged Gregg, in training for the Kona an aircraft carrier (half of Tern was a harness I could attach around my Ironman Triathlon. Tiny Tern, some dredged up into a runway). Add the waist and up on one wall of the tank. 700miles northwestof the KonaCoast classic image of a desert island, with I climb up, lower myself through the of the Big Island, is in some ways the one lone palm tree and sharks hatch, clip into the harness and swim perfect place to train.No cars, no bars, circling.Imagine thisremote speck as away. It's kind of like a sensory not even a convenience store to lure part of a great half-moon of shallow deprivation chamber in there; your you from the path. No distracting reef and a handfulof islets, the coral­ mind travelsto some far-out places." decisions - Should I run before or encrusted. top of an ancient volcanic Gregg is no stranger to personal afterrush hour? Should I bike uptown island now submerged beneath the challenges. His years as a Navy diver or downtown? On this island, 3,000 sea. Somewhere beneathGre gg's feet and medical technician taught him to feetlong and 300feet wide,there 's as he runs laps on the runway at Tern love and respect the ocean. And in only one route: up and down the lsland is lava from the same sourceas the Navy he learned to compete, runway. And all those complex carbo­ the new, raw lava fields he will run placing firstwith his buddiesin a team loading choices?On Tern you eat what through in Kona. triathlon. He won the Kodiak,Alaska, the last plane brought, and you hope The same unrelenting subtropical triathlon in 1988 and has placed in the next one comes soon, as supplies sun that will bake the contestants in numerous other runs and bike races. dwindle to canned beans. Six months the grueling Ironman Triathlon beats Greggis toomodest to makemuch ago Gregg asked the U.S. Fish and down on Gregg here on this nearly of the willpower athletic training A thick 12-1 4 ounce cut of the most tender Wt ldlife Service, which runsthe place, treeless island. But little else will be requires in the isolation of Tern U.S. Prime beef in the country. It's corn-fed to "fly in so�e Mrs T's pierogies." the same. A dark, compact man of Island, where the rest of the world He's stillwaiting. 33 with an intent gaze that belies his seems to have permanentlyvan ished and richly marbled. Custom-aged. Broiled at What is an athlete with ambitions easy small-town Alabama drawl, over the horizon. He admits that it's 1800 degrees to lock in the natural juices, then doing on an island not much larger Greggackno wledges that trainingon a lonely challenge''with only birds to than a football field in the middle of Tern is "a challenge on top of a cheer you on." But he hints at an served sizzling. Come taste the serious filet. the North Pacific?Doing his job, challenge." intangible power conveyed by the And come hungry. mainly, which is as biotechnician for Partof the challenge is the physical wild, lonely beauty of the place. And the National Marine Fisheries condition of the island. "I've got to I wonder as I watch him on his bike, Service, with the current task of approximate that long bike ride with a tiny figureat the end of the runway keeping watch on the population of 90 laps of this runway, back and shadowed by birds returning to the the endangeredHawaiian monk seal forth,back and forth," he says. "And island after hours, even days, at sea, in its primary breeding ground, I had to customize a mountain bike if some of that power comes from French Frigate Shoals. Tern Island for this coral surface, so I'm riding the animals here, who make their Home of Serious Steaks ("ELEVATION 6 FEET, a different kind of bike than I will be own arduous journeysas a matter of POPULATION 6," the sign on the in Kona forthat 112 miles of asphalt." course, as a means of survival. crumbling concrete building says) Conditions for running in Kona Postscript: On Saturday, Oct. 30, hosts a biological field station will also differ: Instead of the Steve Gregg finished the Kona CALL FOR RESERVATION managed by Fish and Wildlife, the forgiving surface of crushed coral Ironman Triathlon in 13 hours, 34 599-3860 agency generally responsible for Gregg runs on here, he will be minutes and 40 seconds. He is tending to the string of atolls and pounding long miles of hot pavement. satisfiedwith his performance. • RESTAURANT ROW - 500 ALA MOANA BLVD. islets included in the Northwestern He won't be swerving around

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from the local scene, including Peter Rockford­ thesesmug elitist hogs and fart in their caviar. - Street Gallery, 901Waimanu St. 591-1126 A Tri� to BettyPage Pin-up art by Sonny its vaults and offering the public a lavish view of Espiritu, David Ward, Andre Morris, Greg Zane, L. T. DiamondHead Theatre, 520 Makapuu Ave.: Seaside Serigraphs Prints by Dan Mackin Valenzuela. Through 11/29. Gaffe Va lentino, 2139 exceptionally well-chosen selections from its Paul Maley, Daniel Marra, Michael Sanders and Wed. 11/10- Sat. 11/13, 8 p.m.; Sun. 11/14, 4 p.m. inspired by travels through the South Pacific. Kuhio Ave. 926-2€23 pem1anentcollection. Over100 pieces are grouped performance artistMark KadO!a. Special musical S8 - $38.734-0274 Through 11/30. Artsof Paradise Gallery, 2330 by medium, subject, region or, sometimes, sheer guestsat Sunday's performance, which will be a SlladowlaldsWhether or not you caughtManoa KalakauaAve. 924-2787 visualcompatibility to produce a uniquely coherent benefit forthe Gregory HouseAIDS hospice, will Valley Theatre's production of this show last 5-ICIAnnual Newman Center BenefitArt display. Among the most appealing pieces are be Robert Cazimero and Tony Conjugacion. season,you might want to check out the fine-arts Exhibition Various works by Kauka De Silva, Chuck Close's clever quasi-pointillist KaimukiHigh SchoolAuditorium, 2705 Kaimuki department at BYU-Hawaii's version of this play Frank Hernandez, Snowden Hodges andothers. Art Events · Phil/Finge,print, conjured up with a flurryof finger Ave.: Fri. 11/12 & Sat. 11/13, 8 p.m.; Sun. 11/14, 6 aboutthe marriage of mysticalOxford author C.S. Through 11/14. Newma n Cen ter, 1941 East-West smudges; Jim Dine's Job 1, which features real p.m. $15 Fri. & Sat; $20 Sun. fundraiser.262 -119') Lewis and American divorcee Joy Davidman. Rd. 988,Q222 paint cansdangling over a large canvas wall; and Daniel Morden Internationally known Welsh MacKayAuditorium, BYU-Hawaii, 55-220 Kulanui and �lasses Nancy Grossman's beautifully evocative mixed Ty-Tomkins storyteller Morden returnsfor his fourth Honolulu St., Laie: Thur. 11/11 - Sat. 11/13, 8 p.m. $3. 293- Continuing Arashl Shlborl The Hawaii Handweavers Hui collage. - Nikki engagement, a run of performances titled The 3545 sponsors this lecture by Myra Alden on this Rhythmsof NatureRecent monotypes by Nora GoldenKey. A night spent in his thrall is like 1993 World lnvltallonalHula Festlval (E Ho'I The CyberArt ofDavid Friedman and Lany traditional Japanese pole-wrap dyeing technique. Yamanoha. Through 1/9. climbing a ladder from the profane to the MalI kaPIiio lllla) It's yeartwo for this three-day LovettElecrronically created imagery: kinetic light LinekonaArt Cen tet; 1111 Vicroria St.: Sat. 11/13, The Contemporary Museum at the Alana profound. First he weaves some coarse little international hula competition featuring 30 halau paintings shownin a video environment.Through 11 a.m. - noon.Free. 848-4113 WaldklHotel, 1956 Ala Moana Blvd. Opendaily. yarn, then, once you're comfortable with him and numerous solo dancers fromboth the Islands 11/20. HPUArt Gallery,45-045 Kamehameha Hwy. Free. 526-1322 and yearning to hear something longer, he and as faraway as Holland, Germany, Mexico, 233-3167 In Black and Wbtte and in Color Prints by begins the folk tales, which begin to explore Japan, New Zealand and Canada, as well as the BeveltyFettig Oils and and watercolors of Oahu's Hawaii artists. Through 11/17. fear and bravery, our sense of right and wrong. Mainland. Performances will be evaluated by 30 North Shore and northern windward areas. The Contemporary Museum's Advertiser As the evening goes on the mood becomes judges, and prizeswill be awarded in a variety of Through 11/29. Livingston Galleries, 51-666 Museums Gallery 605Kapiolani Blvd. Openweekdays, 8:30 dreamier. Morden moves into the shadow lands categories. The nonprofit Moanalua Gardens Kamehameha Hwy. 237-7165 BishopMuseum 1525 BerniceSt. Open daily, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. 526-1322 with tales of things lost, ruin and repair, fate. Foundation, which backs educationprogranis on Hawaii, fromto Past PresentAn exhibition of a.m. - 5 p.m. $7.95 adults, $6.95 kids. 847-3511 Prints byFrank Stella Recent works from the And when the evening is deepest, he flies into Hawaii's culture and environment and also contemporary prints by various artists. Through Bicycles An exhibitionof antique bicycles,posters, museum's collection. Through 11/12. the infinite depths of myth, where gods and sponsors the noncompetitive Prince Lot Hula 11/17. Koa Gallery, KCC Diamond Head campus. printsand bicycle memorabilia tracingthe evolution TheHawaii MaritimeCenter Pier 7. Opendaily, goddesses play with time itself. Festival eachsummer, presentsthe World Invitation 734-9375 of the bicycle throughout the world and in Hawaii. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7 adl/lts, $4 kids. 536-6373 "A story is an event that will never be the same Festival "to perpetuate the art and traditions of Janet Holaday Screen prints of Island flora and Through 1/3. M11Seu111Highlights The history of Hawaii isthe again," Morden says. "You can't change the hula and to raise the standards of hula performed landscapes. Through 11/15. Wa imanu Street Images of Discovery An exhibition featuring history of its relationshipwith the ocean.Honol ulu's channel. In shaping it, you create a kind of throughout the world." KHNL-Channel 13 will tape Gallery, 901 Waimanu St. 591-1126 photography from the award-winning book waterfront museumoffers an excellentoverview of intimacy no other �ntertainment has." -L. T the festival for a later highlights broadcast. Blaisdell Rebecca Luke Recent works. Through. 11/30. Discovery: 7be Ha waiian Odyss ey. Through 12/6. that history with exhibits that cover die ancient Kawaiahao Theatre, Mid-PacificInstitute, 2445 Arena, m Ward Ave.: Timr. 11/11 - Sat. 11/13, Foyer Arl Gallery, Leeward Community College, Journey by Starlight/Voyagers Risking the Hawaiian voyages, Captain Cook, the whaling Kaala St.: Wednesdays - Saturdays, 8 p.m.; 6:30 - 10:30 p.m .. $7.50 - S15. 521-2911 96-045 Ala Ike St. 455-0477 Dream A double-feature program exploring die industry, memories of the Lurline and Matson Sundays 4 p.m. through 11/21. $14 - $16. 988- Youcan't Take Itwith YouPunahou Scl1ool's New WorkThree People Various works by Sally voyaging techniques of early Polynesian travelers shipping and the most recent maritime hallmark, 6131 drama department presents Kaufman and Hart's Fletcher Murchison, Tom Okimoto and Margaret through modern-day navigators. Fridays & the Hokule'a voyages. The center is home to the Phantom ofthe Opera Seereview cm Page 11. classic American comedy. MacNeil Auditorium, Realica.TilfOugh 11/28. QueenEmma Gallery, The Saturdays, 7 p.m. $3.50. Falls of Clyde, the only four-masted, fully rigged Private UvesSomehow this 1930 Noel Coward Punahou School, 1901 Punahou St.: Fridays & Queen's Medical Center, 1301 PunchbowlSt. 547- Monuments to the Stars This planetarium ship left in existence, a humpback whale skeleton masterpiece's central comic tension - how to Saturdays, 7:30 p.m. through 11/20; matinee Sun. 4397 program pays tribute to the history of stargazing and other marine displays rangingfrom sharks to preservewiny sophisticationeven while battlingthe 11/21, 2:30 p.m. Admission. 944-5711 Papaya Cat & Friends \V hirnsical watercolors from Stonehenge to Mauna Kea. Daily. 11 a.m. yacht racing. Ongoing. primal, chaotic forces of love, lust and betrayal- Zelda of Hollywood This melodrama by Nelson and T-shirts by Michael S.K. Lee. Through 1L'30. (1:30 p.m. in Japanese) & 2 p.m. HonoluluAcademy of ArtsS. 900 Beretania St. just doesn't play as scandalouslywell as it once Shreve is subtided "A Star Is Born, Not Made." Koo /auGallery, Wm dward Mall. 247--0709 Shells: Gems of Nature The exhibit, which Open Tue. - Sat., 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.; Sun., 1 - 5 did. A recendy divorced society couple run into l.anikaiCo mmunityPark Pavilion, Kaiolena and The Pleasures& Terrors ofSpring CleaningA focuses largely on shells that may be found in p.m. Suggested donation: $4 adults; $2 students, one another on d1eir French Riviera honeymoons Aalapapa streets: Fri. 11/12 - Sun. 11/14, 8 p.m. multidisciplinaryart exhibition by gay, lesbian and Hawaiian waters, includes an array of cowries, seniors. 532-8700 with their respective new victims ... er, spouses. $5. 263-4010 bisexual students, faculty and alumni of the UH cones, augers, bivalves and volutes, as well as a Artistsof Hawai� 1993 The 43rd edition of this Their volati.le love re-ignites and the problems Art Department. Through 11/29. My Favorite numberof fossilizedshells gathered around Oahu. annual juried exhibition includestextiles, ceramic;, begin. In the end, Coward's point is that you can Eggplant, 749 Pohukaina St. 956-6888 Ongoing. watercolors and prints. Opens 11/11, through say or do anything as long as you do it with Pomaika'i Ke Ala Hou Monoprints, collages, Wa ter Wonders An exhibit that features 15 12/12. enough style.Director Ellen Polyhronopoulou once jYdStels, etchings and mixed media by Meleanna interactive water displays, including water Hawaiian La11dscapes: Landscapes byBe11 again proves herself to be a resident master here, Galleries Aluli Meyers. Through 12/3.]ohn A. BurnsHal( UH chambers, splashable water table fountains and Norris An exhibition of 28 watercolor and creating a flawless reproduction of this play in Manoa campus. 944-7111 water games.Through l.'3. gouache paintings by th:s one-time Honolulu direction, acting style and design. The acrors, too, Opening Recent Paintings Works by Noreen Naughton. The Contemporary Museum 2411 Makiki Hts. resident. TilfOugh J2!5. do a remarkable jobof recreatingthe kind of poise Through 12/2. Che Pasta Cafe, 1001 Bishop St. Dr. Open Tue. - Sat., 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.; Sun., noon New Directkms: 111e Hawaii Craftsnum.Almual and eloquence that seemed to disappear after Comings and Goings Maquenes and drawings 524-0004 - 4 p.m. S4. 526-1322 Exhibition A juried exhibition featuring ceramic;, World War II. So if you adore Coward or are a by David A. Landry. 111f0ugh 11/29. Keiko Hatano TransfluxCeramic; by Shigeru Miyamoto. Through TbeCo11te111 poraryM11Seum Collects:Tbe First jewelry, weaving and more. Through 11/23, at the theater history buff, go see this. But if you're not, Studio & Gallery, 903 Waimanu St. 536-4899 11'26. Ramsay Galleriesand Cafe. 1128 Smith St. Five Years 1988 - 1993 The Contemporary AcademyArt Center at Linekona, 1111 Victoria St. beware:You might just wind up wanting to slap Erin Purple Recent watercolor paintings of 537-2787 Museum celebrates its fifth birthday by opening landscapesand still lifes. Through ll'27. \Vaima11u Continued on Page 20

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J mes Saka'!'oto, a r nd propneto ' cook a o Edo Shokud .. Euro-style Coffee bar .. Indoor & Courtyard seating hen one writes a dining the "Best of Honolulu" issue. ($3.50) made with local saimin .. Food for all times of day column for an alter­ When I perused through the noodles. native paper, the untallied restaurant votes for that The name Edo Shokudo is itself .. Full bar available selection of restaurants edition, I was struckby the lack of an interesting contradiction. "Edo" and the approach to differentiation between traditional is thetraditional namefor To kyo, and one's review must, by ethnic cuisines and Hawaii's goofy "shokudo" is the Japanese word for definition, also be inventions. This was especially true diner. Edo Shokudo is just that, a WardCentre, Honolulu 521 -9023 alternative.fu otherword s, thearticles in theJapan ese category. While Spam diner with a Japanese slant, which should be offered as alternatives to musubi may be an interesting serves traditionallocal-style Japanese the never-ending coverage of well­ adaptation for some, you can't food - too salty, too oily and known restaurants in the hackneyed seriously referto it as Japanese food. absolutely unpretentious.Prev iously articles and paid-to-be-seen Yet, when asked to select theirfavorite located on River Street and later advertorial sections of our fine city's "Japanese restaurant"and "best sushi across from theold police station, mainstreammedia. bar;' Weekly readerscast a shockingly Edo Shokudo's currentquiet Palolo Proud The way I see it, the majority of high percentage of votes for site befits the tranquil, semiretired readers of a minority paper are restaurants that offer dishes as . demeanor of the cook and proprietor, looking for dining locations that culturally heretical as Spammusubi. a man who sits quietly, samurai-like, of bean represent our rapidly disappearing Forexam ple, in the ''bestof Japanese" in a booth near theirold manual cash Hawaiian. mom-and-pop shops, Honolulu's few category, Irifune( which, incidentally, register, until the odd customer remaining sumptuous yet inexpensive is a restaurant I too love) tiedfor top happens in. Malulani coffee is totally Hawaiian and dining possibilities and the oddball honorswhile servingdishes like garl ic At Edo Shokudo the house proud.of it. Born and raised where the Norfolk tofu. Althoughdelicious, thisentree is specialty is Shrimp Tempura, which pines begin in the cool hills of upcountry DON DOUGHERTY as traditionally Japanese as Tokyo is served in eight different teishoku Moloka'i. Disneylando. In the sushi bar (combination meal sets) which range eateries that serve the eclectic cross­ category, Kozo Sushi was one of the from the traditional sashimi The plump red cherries from our trees go cultural stew unique to Hawaii's biggest vote-getters. Kozos are fast­ combination($8.00) to the localized right up the road for processing, then to our ethnic meltingpot. Correctme if I'm foodspots with little more similarity barbecue hamburger combo ($7.25). sun drying racks and into the warehouse to wrong (keep those cards and letters to a genuine sushi bar than the Side dishes also vary fromeast to await fresh roasting, degassing and bagging. corning), but I think an alternative nomenclature. Yohei Sushi, which I west; fromCold Tofu ($1.85) or Tako There are no semi-trailers, no ships, and no format means that while not every personallybelieve should have been with Miso Sauce ($4.50) to restaurant review has to cover the the winner in both categories, didn't Cucumber or Tomato Salad ($3.15) planes between the fields and our own custom kind of place you would write home receive a single vote in either. and Sweet and Sour Spareribs roasting. Talk about fresh coffee! about, a fair number of them should Based on the "best" responses and ($4.15). My personal favorite is the be of places that feel like a home. the letters of my critics, it is my Tempura Eggplant, which you order And you'll never find "blended", or "made Edo Shokudo m Palolo, forexample. conclusion that Edo Shokudo is a by the piece(45¢). Your set meal is with" on our Malulani label. This is 100% Speaking of writing home, my perfect place forWe ekly readers. It's brought to the table on a large lunch Moloka'i coffee. All-Hawaiian and proud of it. frequent hate mail seems to be a lovely little neighborhoodrestaurant tray complete with rice bowl, tea cup, Never any visiting beans from South America generally governedby a variation on with a kitschy atmosphere, wooden miso soup, tsukemono and namasu. or other exotic lands. Yes, this is a bit more one of the fundamental laws of booths, humming fans and sumo The tray is leftbehind on the table, expensive; but when you taste your first rich physics: For each criticism there is posters, and there is the enjoyable giving you thevague nostalgicfee ling cup, you'll know why we've bean so fussy. always an equal and opposite irony of eatingtraditional Japanese of dining in a school cafeteria. comment. For example: ''You, sir, are noodle dishes like Tempura ($4.75) Befitting this good-old-days Ask for Malulani "Heavenly Aroma" coffee a drunk." "Please write more about or Tanuki atmospherein Edo Shokudo,rice and wine." "You shouldn't give editorial tea are served family style, and wherever fine coffees are sold and served. coverage to already successful kudo everyone must slide along wooden restaurants; help out the small Edo Shoo Ave. benches to get into their booth. And struggling establishments." "You 1827 Palol while theplace is frequentlyempty, it need to cover a better quality of 732-7209 never feels melancholy or unch restaurants." "More wit, less food." L aturdays, uncomfortable to be dining alone Mondays-S here. One always has the hum of fans ''Tell Don to write more about food, 0 with fewerfee ble attempts at humor." 11:00-2:0 and the confidentlystoic expressions With so many contradictory Dinner , of sumo wrestlers to keep one s-lhursdays messages, it's hard to know what to Monday company in this traditionally 5:00-8:00 do. One group of opinions that I did undays, alternative (or alternatively traditional) COFFEES OF HAWAl'I • HONOLULU OFFICE 538-0080 pay close attentionto, however, were Fridays-S Japanese diner. You be the judge. 0 _ :00-9··--·:-0··- - --- . those expressed by We ekly readers in 5 -· · · -- • ------

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were a big deal in the late '50s. Tu nes Aught-aught: Tw o syllables. Okay, BY CALLING and tips for best viewing were but not very euphonious. "CLEAN WINDOWS" featuredin the papers, and people Aughty-aught: Threesyllables. RON ALBERT used to organize satellite-watching Contrived. "Aughty" is not a real OWNER parties. (Surely you remember the word. 599-8779 aluminum lawn chairs.) Today Two-thousand: Threesyllables. satellites have joined touch-tone Okay, but leads to fo ur-syllable phones and color TV on the list of names fo r 2001, 2002 etc. Darlid L Moore technological marvels we now take Aught-zero: Three syllables. Leads for granted, so you don't get all the to nice two-syllable names fo r 2001, Photographer helpfulhints. 2002 etc. • Creativity The older satellites were alsoeasier 'Zero-zero: Four syllables. Sounds to see. Many boomers no doubt recall like the score in a close ball game. • Vision watching the Echo I and Echo II - Sincerely yours in the quest fo r a • Skill satellites, highly reflective mylar more positive zero. - John spheres 30 and 45 meters in diameter. Stephenson • Service Echo II, the larger, is said to have been brighter than Venus. Both (808) 373-3657 Echoes are now gone, as is Skylab, y great-grandmother's Stock Photo LibrarlJ ofSc enic Hawaii another celestial bright spot. class of 1900 at Mount Member of: Other factors: In many cities local Holyoke Collegecalled American Society of Media Photographers light output has risen sharply over themselves the Class of Hawaii Photographic Society the past 30 years, obscuring many Naughty-Naught. She satellites. Satellites today are often assured me it was in high orbits; the geosynchronous because they viewed orbits used by communications themselves as naughty. -Jay Vivian satellites are 36,000 kilometers out. I am sympathetic to the logical Finally, Cecil's conjecture: The first approach of the aught-zero bloc, satellites were spherical and could John. But I suspect many high school be viewed from a wide angle, while and college seniors, lacking your satellites today are irregularly shaped maturity, will succumb to the and visible only from some angles. blandishments of the naughty-naught The brightest objects in the sky crowd. these days are the Russian Mir space station and the Hubble Space Telescope (visible in the southern - Cecil Adams U.S.). Check out the satellite-viewing sectionon CompuServe's astronomy forum for spotting tips. If you're serious about this, you can buy a Is there something you need to get satellite-tracking program for your straight? Cecil Adams can deliver PC, download orbital data and make the Straight Dope on any topic. Write what was once an idle childhood Cecil Adams, Chicago Reader; 11 E. diversion into a lifetime obsession. Illinois, Chicago 60611. But satellitesare up thereif you know where to look. • --�------· ---......

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