Shirburnian Michaelmas 1994
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THE SHIRBURNIAN MICHAELMAS 1994 'Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatestfruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously. ' F. Nietzsche Editor: G. R. W. Malim Art Ectitor: H. R. Wood Photographic Editor: T. Kaneko Assistant Editors: T. M. Balmer, M.A. M. Buchanan, A. P. McAllister, C. A. J. Martin Photographs by: A. M. Crouch, P 21 D.J.R., pp64.6S T. Kaneko, PP 12. JJ. 69. 10. 11 J .S.-S., pp 42. 4J J.-M.P., p40 S.M.S.; PP 1s. 19 A.E.R., pp16.11.J1.S4 R. M. Tutt, PP 1s. 16 Artwork by: C. Olivetti, P s. 6J S. F. R. Clark, PP 74. 1s. 16. 1s. so Printed by Shelleys, Sherborne aimmg to impress or inform people about what is happening to the surface of The Courts. I am convinced that this would be a real opportunity and feel sure that the School would support it but it remains to be seen whether any boys have the enthusiasm to start such a venture. Unfortunately, I have left it too late to consider doing so myself but the stage now stands empty and it will be interesting Editorial to see whether, in the new year, The Shirburnian shares the limelight with a new publication or whether Apathy and Rugby are stilJ the burning topics at the heart of schoolboy journalism. Ah yes ... The Shirburnian. The magazine of a hundred sports reviews and ... and what? I am Diary aware that it is not 'done' for an Editor to criticise his organ, especialJy if the publication in question is one as formal as The Shirburnian. However, it is about the restricted nature of The Shirburnian that I wish to comment in this Editorial. (I am also aware that I am breaking new ground in choosing How wonderful to arrive back at school to be not to offer the customary quaint platitudes greeted by such clean looking Courts. No doubt the concerning the beauty of the School's architecture, vast quantity of dust on the buildings left by the apathy of its inmates or, if we're being really generations of boys running to lessons to avoid radical, bringing up taboo subjects such as home tardy book was sorry to leave such a prestigious clothes.) position. The School's response to The Shirburnian is It seemed though, that this was only a fraction usualJy pretty dismal. At first it is greeted with of a massive clean-up operation of central enthusiasm and eagerly skimmed through in search Sherbome: does this mean that our town will of flattering photography, the relevant sports become the social Mecca of Europe? With the review is read and then it is consigned to the bin or Sherbome School Athletic Association's new some dusty shelf. This could be one reason why neoprene fitness strip, making passers-by wonder Editorials are frequently so mundane. Most Editors where these God-like images appeared from, there guess their work will only be read by about ten is already a distinct pattern emerging from the percent of their readership, so why bother making it previously unknown town of Sherborne. interesting? Thus the circle is repeated and becomes Unfortunately, the beautiful Pageant Gardens eternal. To be fair, The Shirburnian is interesting if have become a no-go area, due to the menace of you're a sport-crazed photography fanatic and it local narcotic activity, meaning we will only be able does have some amusing pages like Obiter Dicta to revel in the autumnal reds, browns and yelJows and the Diary which sometimes provoke a muted from the perimeter. chortle or two. Our new sports hall Deputy Manager, Brian So what is there to do with a magazine that is, Higgins, is enjoying the comfort of his green-house quite frankly, worthy, respectable, but ever-so built in the foyer of the leisure complex and slightly dull? The answer is to leave it as it is, in equipped with the very latest burglar alarm and typical Shirburnian fashion. As it stands it fulfills tele-communications equipment. Now that he has a all manner of purposes: it looks glossy and status symbol, will Mr. Nurton step down from the impressive to both parents and 'prospective position of Manager and earn a living supplying parents', it informs (but only to an extent), it airs orange juice in the Stick and performing vanishing views (but only anaesthetised ones), it also gives the tricks with the boys' money in the snack machine? Editorial board a sense of achievement and acts as a (Oh, 1 nearly forgot, he's a Theology teacher.) chronical of the School that may one day prove an And to finish with, the sad departure of various interesting historical source. However, I remain teachers (yes, FA cup as well, The Digby) caused a convinced that even many years into the future it stir within the School as some of its most renowned may appear more chronic than a chronicle. characters headed off into the sunset. Could this be The logical answer to the lack of excitement to a sign of the end of a great Shirburnian era - or be found in The Shirburnian is not to pervert the maybe the start of a new one? very nature of the school magazine by attempting to I'm sorry I have to leave you here, but I 've got drag it kicking and screaming up to date, but to 10 work out how to print on this wretched launch an alternative magazine to satisfy more computer. probing and, perhaps, less serious minds. A magazine such as this would have no truck with The Sherborne Diarist 2 The Chronicle Academic Cambridge Places The following have gained places at Cambridge on the basis of their A level results. House Name College University Course g A. H. Cruise Gonville and Caius Mathematics h N. S. R. Grant Robinson Engineering g T. J. B. Hopkin Trinity Engineering f G. T. Martland Trinity Medicine Three or more A grades at A level House Name A levels b J. G. W. Conlin English, German, History g A.H. Crujse Mathematics, Further Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry a E. B. Drummond Biology, Mathematics, Geography c J. B. Fraser French, Greek, Latin h N. S. Grant Mathematics, Further Mathematics, Physics f W.R. Hadley Ancient History, English, Latin m M.A. Hammond Giles French, Greek, Latin g T. J. B. Hopkin Mathematics, Further Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry m S. Hunt Mathematics, Ancient History, History f R. S. G. James French, Theology, History m G. W. Lawes French, Mathematics, Physics e C. w. Lees Biology, Mathematics, Chemistry g G. T. Martland Biology, Mathematics, Chemistry a E. A. D. Nicholson French, Ancient History, Spanish d S. E. Paterson Biology, Mathematics, Latin, Chemistry g P. J. Richards French, English, Spanish m D. C. Rigg Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry d S. Temple French, Latin, Spanish Certificate of Excellence f R. S. G. James for Religious Studies was awarded a Certificate of Excellence by the Oxford and Cambridge Schools' Examination Board in recognition of 'outstanding performance in an A level syllabus'. Seven or more A grades in GCSE or Additional Examinations Number of A grades Name 11 T. J. D. Robinson (a) 10 0. J. Bethell (a), J. D. Gardner (d), N. G. Grist (f), C. E. B. Perry (a) 9 T. R. Beard (b), A. J. Braxton (h), R. J. F. Dalton (m), A. E. de P. Ferguson (b), E. R. W. Rushton (f), C. T. Slack (d) 8 T. J. Gregory (f), J.C. Hodgson (a), R. W. James (c), T. Kaneko (m), T. D. H. Morgan (b), T. J. Scott (c), A. N. P. Searson (g), N. R. Wood (f) 7 G. J. Bradford (b), J. A. N. Brock (d), D. L. 0. Crosthwaite-Eyre (d), S. J. Crouch (m), E. H. Hadley (f), R. W. Keightley (g) 3 Internal A wards The following have won internal awards as a result of their performance within the School and at GCSE: Exhibitions House Name b T. R. Beard d 0. J. Bethell m T. Kaneko a C. E. B. Perry d C. T. Slack f N. R. Wood Additional Sixth Form Entry A ward The following has been awarded an Academic Exhibition as a result of his performance at GCSE: House Name a S. R. Fortescue G. J. Bradford (b) received a letter of congratulation from the GCSE Board on achieving IOOOJo in Maths module Pl. Music The following were awarded distinctions in Associated Board Examinations: House Name Instrument Grade Mark f D. C. Gibbs Organ 8 131 b C. L. Billington Trumpet 7 130 m N. D. W. Chuter Oboe 3 130 C. A. J. Martin (m) came 2nd in the National T.E.S./Yamaha Young Composer Competition. Two violinists, A. E. M. Lewis (f) and R. E. Carvell (g), have won 'Vicars Close' prizes, as a result of gaining the highest marks in the region at Grade 8 and Grade 7 respectively. Dorset Opera celebrated its 21st year with a production of Verdi's Un Giorno di Regno. Sport Cricket: M. J. Hawkins (g): Dorset U14. C. C. M. Warren (d): Dorset UJ5. A. E. Bellew (e): Dorset U/7. A. D. Nurton (m): Dorset U/9 and U/7. Hockey: J. H. K. Adams (c): Dorset U14. M.A. Shearer (b) and M. J. Simon (m): Dorset U/6. N. J. Henderson (f), S. J. Hill (h), A. N. P. Searson (g) and T. J. Scott (c): Dorset U18. Sailing: J. M. D. Ellerbeck, C.