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clothes. As “Eraser Man,” he wears VIOLA’S belt with WOMBAT WOMAN’S cape and mask. POLICEMEN wear standard uniforms. If you choose to use the DREAM SUPERHEROES in Scene Two and Scene Nine, feel free to change the names to  t any costume which may already exist in your theater’s inventory.

SOUND EFFECTS Adventures of a Comic Book Artist is a satire of the comic book genre and should be done in an exaggerated, melodramatic style. The following sound effects are included on the production and rehearsal CDs: fanfare, “freezing” sound, “zapping” sound for charisma ray, melodramatic tremolo and passage of time. A slide whistle adds to Book and lyrics by Pat Lydersen the show but is not required. MusicBook andby lyricsWendy by Pat Woolf Lydersen FLEXIBLE CASTING Music by Wendy Woolf The show can be done with as few as 15 actors (with much doubling) © Copyright 2006, Pioneer Drama Service, Inc. or as many as 35 or even more if each bit part is  lled by a separate actor. In addition, there is an almost unlimited potential for extras. © Copyright 2006, Pioneer Drama Service, Inc. Use as many as you like for crowd scenes, ROTTEN PENNY’S band, Professionals and amateurs are hereby warned that a royalty must be paid for every performance, whether or not admission is charged. All inquiries regarding rights and so on. STANLEY and STAR GUY are the only characters who shouldProfessionals be addressed and toamateurs Pioneer are Drama hereby Service, warned Inc.,that POa royalty Box 4267,must Englewood,be paid for every absolutely must be male. In the original production, WUNDERMAN CO 80155performance,. whether or not admission is charged. All inquiries regarding rights— was played by a female. including but not limited to amateur, professional, radio broadcast, television, cable, motion All rightspicture, to livethis streaming, musical—including public reading, but andnot translationlimited to amateur,into a foreign professional, language—should radio be PROPS FLYING ONSTAGE broadcast,addressed television, to Pioneer motion Drama picture, Service, publicInc., PO reading Box 4267, and Englewood, translation CO into 80155. foreign Several times items that are drawn with the Powerful Pens from languages—areNo performance, controlled broadcast, by reading,Pioneer or Drama presentation Service, of any Inc., kind without in whole whose or in part permissionmay be nogiven performance, without permission reading fromor presentation Pioneer Drama of any Service. kind in whole or in part Pelopponesia “FLY ONSTAGE.” There are several options for achieving may be given. this effect. The items might be simply thrown in from the wings. They These rights are fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America and of all countries covered by the Universal Copyright Convention or with which the could also be  own in on hooks suspended from a rope and pulley These rights are fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of United States has reciprocal copyright relations, including Canada, Mexico, Australia, system strung over the stage. Another option is to have a stagehand Americaand alland nations of all ofcountries the United covered Kingdom. by the Universal Copyright Convention or hiding behind a rehearsal block thrust them into the air on cue. with which the United States has reciprocal copyright relations, including Canada, Mexico,ONE Australia SCRIPT PERand CASTall nations MEMBER of the MUST United BE Kingdom.PURCHASED FOR PRODUCTION RIGHTS. PHOTOCOPYING, REPRODUCING, OR DISTRIBUTING ALL OR ANY PART OF THIS BOOK COPYING ORWITHOUT REPRODUCING PERMISSION ALL IS STRICTLY OR ANY FORBIDDENPART OF THIS BY LAW. BOOK IN ANY MANNER IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN BY LAW. On all programs, printing, and advertising, the following information must appear: On all programs,1. The full printing title: Adventures and advertising, of a Comic the Bookfollowing Artist information must appear: 1. The full2. Writing name credit:of the musicalBook and lyrics by Pat Lydersen, music by Wendy Woolf 2. The full3. Publication name of the notice: playwright “Produced and bycomposer/arranger special arrangement with Pioneer Drama 3. The following Service, notice: Denver, “Produced Colorado” by special arrangement with Pioneer Drama Service, Inc., Englewood, Colorado”

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1 PERSON IN CROWD: It was that Dr. Shock Clock! I saw him just as 1 ARTIST #4: But if they come to life, how would we make the characters he left! (ALL start talking at once until two POLICEMEN ENTER do what we want them to do? RIGHT, blowing their whistles.) WUNDERMAN: Simple! We just keep drawing them following our POLICE #1: Quiet! Quiet! story line. 5 POLICE #2: Stay calm, everybody. We’ll get to the bottom of this. 5 ARTIST #5: If that worked, then people would be able to watch our (More talking from the CROWD.) superheroes and villains actually living through all the adventures POLICE #1: Please, just settle down and let us do our job! we think up for them! POLICE #2: We need to question everyone here, so all of you line up ARTIST #6: You’re right. It would be far better than an ordinary comic in an orderly fashion. (Takes out pen and notepad.) book! 10 POLICE #1: (As the CROWD continues to murmur.) Anyone who 10 ARTIST #1: Better than TV! saw anything please step forward. (POLICEMAN #2 begins to ARTIST #2: Better than the movies! interview one SPECTATOR. As the POLICEMEN continue silently ARTIST #3: It would be the ultimate reality show! miming interviews with the CROWD UPSTAGE, STANLEY and WUNDERMAN: Now you’re talking! We’re going to strike it rich with VIOLA move DOWNSTAGE.) this, very rich! 15 STANLEY: Where’s the Fabulous Four?! 15 ARTIST #4: Rich is nice. VIOLA: I don’t see them anywhere! ARTIST #5: I can live with rich. WOMBAT WOMAN: (Climbs onto the STAGE.) Shock Clock took the ARTIST #6: And very rich is even better! others. I was safe in my burrow so I didn’t get frozen. It was all : Okay, it’s too late to start tonight, so I want everybody Star Guy’s fault! He got so caught up with his girlfriends that he WUNDERMAN to go home, get a good night’s sleep and be ready to start bright 20 couldn’t shoot his charisma ray to cause the diversion. The next 20 and early tomorrow morning on our  rst issue of “Wonder Comics time I see him, I’m going to— Alive”! STANLEY: It’s not Star Guy’s fault, it’s mine! ARTISTS: “Wonder Comics Alive”! (Start to leave, EXITING RIGHT VIOLA: What do you mean, Stanley? It’s not your fault. as they ad-lib: “I’ve got an idea already!” “I think my newest STANLEY: I should have drawn him better! (To WOMBAT WOMAN.) superhero will work!” “This is totally unbelievable!” and so on.) 25 I should have drawn you all with better superpowers! How could I 25 WUNDERMAN: (Looks at the box of pens.) Powerful Pens from think my heroes could defeat a villain like Dr. Shock Clock? Pelopponesia, you have made my day! (EXITS RIGHT.) VIOLA: Oh, Stanley, you did the best you could. STANLEY: (After a pause, ENTERS RIGHT with his broom.) I  nished WOMBAT WOMAN: You did. You even drew me a cute little cape dusting all the back issues, Mr. Wunderman. Mr. Wunderman? and mask. (Looks around.) I guess he left for the night. Maybe I’ll just 30 STANLEY: Anyone can draw a cape and mask. I thought I was better 30 empty his trash can and leave myself. I want to work on that new than that. I thought I really deserved to be a comic book artist. My superhero I thought of. (Crosses LEFT to desk, picks up the trash mother even named me Leonardo. Leonardo! What would she can and  nds his drawing there.) My drawing… I… I guess he think about me now? (BLACKOUT.) didn’t like it… (VIOLA ENTERS RIGHT and crosses to her desk at End of Scene Seven RIGHT. Picks up some papers.) Hello, Viola. 35 VIOLA: Stanley! I didn’t see you there! I just came back to get some Scene Eight papers. (Sees him holding his drawing.) What’s that you’re SPOTLIGHT UP: On NARRATOR, FAR DOWN RIGHT. holding? 35 NARRATOR: Poor Stanley. He was really down in the dumps. He STANLEY: Oh, this is just the drawing I gave to Mr. Wunderman. He shouldn’t have been, though. His superhero, Star Guy, was only didn’t like it. I found it in his trash can. 40 VIOLA: (Crosses to him.) Stanley, I’m sorry.

32 9 ADVENTURESADVENTURES OF OFA COMIC A COMIC BOOK BOOK ARTIST ARTIST BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Seven: Seven: Small Small hand hand mirror mirror (STAR (STAR GUY) GUY) BookBook and and lyrics lyrics by Patby Pat Lydersen Lydersen Small, Small, expensive-looking expensive-looking wooden wooden box box (ROTTEN (ROTTEN PENNY) PENNY) MusicMusic by Wendyby Wendy Woolf Woolf Sacks Sacks (MINUTOS) (MINUTOS) CASTCAST OF OFCHARACTERS CHARACTERS Flower Flower (BLOSSOM) (BLOSSOM) (In Order(In Order of Speaking) of Speaking) Whistles, Whistles, pen pen and and notepad notepad (POLICEMEN) (POLICEMEN) ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Eight: Eight: Same Same as asScene Scene Three, Three, but butthe thebox box on on # of #lines of lines WUNDERMAN’SWUNDERMAN’S desk desk now now contains contains a large a large eraser. eraser. NARRATOR ...... comic-book-type character 27 NARRATOR ...... comic-book-type character 27 BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Eight: Eight: withwith a dramatic a dramatic  air  air Handkerchief Handkerchief (NARRATOR) (NARRATOR) STANLEYSTANLEY LEONARDO LEONARDO ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Nine: Nine: Large Large and and small small rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks arranged arranged SAPPOVITZSAPPOVITZ ...... slightly slightly nerdy nerdy young young man man 124 124 to lookto look like like a rooftop. a rooftop. MR.MR. WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN ...... typical ...... typical Mel Mel Brooks-type Brooks-type 48 48 BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Nine: Nine: businessmanbusinessman (can (can be female)be female) Newspapers Newspapers (NEWSBOY) (NEWSBOY) ARTISTSARTISTS ...... Wunderman’s Wunderman’s staff staff 53 53 Large Large eraser eraser and and shield shield (STANLEY) (STANLEY) (at least(at least three, three, up toup six) to six) Clocks, Clocks, hourglasses, hourglasses, sundials sundials and and other other time-related time-related items items VIOLAVIOLA ...... Wunderman’s Wunderman’s competent competent 46 46 (MINUTOS)(MINUTOS) but butslightly slightly airheaded airheaded young young ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Ten: Ten: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Two. Two. secretary;secretary; falls falls in love in love BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Ten: Ten: withwith Stanley Stanley Broom, Broom, Eraser Eraser Man Man shirt shirt (STANLEY) (STANLEY) DOCTORDOCTOR SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK ...... villain; ...... villain; can can stop stop time time with with 35 35 COSTUMESCOSTUMES the thesnap snap of his of his ngers  ngers LikeLike the thesets, sets, costumes costumes can can be simple.be simple. Be Becreative creative and and have have fun! fun! MINUTOSMINUTOS ...... Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s henchmen henchmen 25 25 (at least(at least three, three, but butthe themore, more, SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S costume costume should should probably probably be bethe themost most elaborate, elaborate, the thebetter!) better!) embellishedembellished with with a variety a variety of watches,of watches, clocks clocks and and hourglasses. hourglasses. TheThe painting painting of Shock of Shock Clock Clock should should match match the thecostume costume as closelyas closely STARSTAR GUY GUY ...... full-of-himself full-of-himself superhero; superhero; 59 59 as possible.as possible. charismacharisma ray rayis his is hismain main superpowersuperpower TheThe MINUTOS MINUTOS can can wear wear similar similar renditions renditions of theirof their leader’s leader’s out out t but t but withwith less less  are.  are. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME ...... super-fast super-fast superhero; superhero; has has 36 36 constantconstant tension tension with with Star Star Guy Guy NARRATORNARRATOR could could wear wear some some kind kind of unusual of unusual suit suit or tuxedoor tuxedo (think (think of of the theJoker Joker in Batman in Batman), but), butany any colorful colorful costume costume will willdo. do. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM ...... environmentalist ...... environmentalist superhero; superhero; 26 26 magicalmagical  owers  owers put puther herenemies enemies VIOLAVIOLA wears wears a wide a wide belt belt as partas part of herof hercostume. costume. For For Scene Scene Seven, Seven, to sleepto sleep sheshe might might wear wear a different a different out out t but t butwith with the thesame same belt. belt. Eliminate Eliminate her herline line in Scene in Scene Six Sixto avoid to avoid costume costume change. change. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN ...... slightly slightly grouchy grouchy but but 53 53 good-heartedgood-hearted superhero; superhero; THETHE FABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR wear wear unitards unitards or tights, or tights, capes capes and and accessories. accessories. super-burrowersuper-burrower WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN could could wear wear a furry a furry jumpsuit jumpsuit with with a large a large pocket pocket as asa base a base along along with with a hat, a hat, which which she she wears wears at aat slant a slant on onher her BITBIT PARTS PARTS headhead halfway halfway through through the theplay. play. STAR STAR GUY GUY wears wears brightly brightly colored, colored, baggybaggy basketball basketball shorts shorts in Scene in Scene Seven. Seven. KIDSKIDS (as (asmany many as 16)as 16) STANLEYSTANLEY could could wear wear everyday everyday clothes clothes or aor janitor’sa janitor’s out out t.  In t. the In the GIRLSGIRLS (at least(at least three) three) openingopening scene, scene, he wearshe wears a baseball a baseball cap cap to lookto look like like a kid. a kid. In theIn the BANKBANK TELLER TELLER  nal nalscene, scene, he wearshe wears an “Eraseran “Eraser Man” Man” T-shirt T-shirt underneath underneath his hisother other BANKBANK CUSTOMER CUSTOMER

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: It’s: It’sall right.all right. I’ll justI’ll just have have to draw to draw a better a better one. one. 1 1 movingmoving in slow in slow motion, motion, and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN, WOMAN, who who has has jumped jumped VIOLAVIOLA: (Sees: (Sees the theopen open box box of pensof pens on onWUNDERMAN’s WUNDERMAN’s desk desk and and OFFOFF the theSTAGE STAGE into into her her“burrow.” “burrow.” Moves Moves to TRIPLE to TRIPLE TIME.) TIME.) takestakes one one out.) out.) Hey, Hey, Stanley. Stanley. Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman must must have have ordered ordered SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: What: What have have we wehere? here? thisthis box box of pens of pens to give to give out outto his to hisartists. artists. (Hands (Hands pen pen to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Still: (Still moving moving and and talking talking in slowin slow motion.) motion.) I’ll… I’ll… get… get… 5 5 WhyWhy don’t don’t you you take take this this one? one? He Hewon’t won’t miss miss one one little little pen, pen, and and 5 5 you…you… Shock Shock Clock… Clock… maybe it will bring you luck. maybe it will bring you luck. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: You’ll: You’ll get getme? me? Oh, Oh, look, look, Minutos, Minutos, it’s it’sa littlea little STANLEYSTANLEY: A :pen A pen from from Wonder Wonder Comics! Comics! Gee, Gee, Viola, Viola, thanks. thanks. superherosuperhero trying trying to do to battle!do battle! I think I think he’s he’s a super a super fast fast little little guy, guy, so so VIOLAVIOLA: Don’t: Don’t mention mention it. I it.better I better get getgoing. going. Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman gave gave me me whenwhen I stopped I stopped time, time, I merely I merely slowed slowed him him down. down. the theday day off tomorrow.off tomorrow. Isn’t Isn’t that that nice nice of him? of him? MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 You: You slowed slowed him him down, down, all right!all right! 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: It :sure It sure is—very is—very nice. nice. Good Good night, night, Viola. Viola. 10 MINUTO10 MINUTO #2: #2 He: Helooks looks like like the theenergizer energizer bunny bunny without without any any energy! energy! VIOLAVIOLA: Good: Good night. night. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 He: Helooks looks like like an actionan action  gure  gure who’s who’s missing missing the theaction! action! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at the at thepen. pen. Sings Sings a cappella.) a cappella.) (They(They laugh.) laugh.) I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Looks: (Looks around.) around.) I detect I detect a fewa few more more of theseof these That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is— is— That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) annoyingannoying superheroes superheroes around. around. (Goes (Goes to toBLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, who’s who’s EndEnd of Scene of Scene Two Two 15 15 FROZENFROZEN with with a  owera  ower in her in herhand.) hand.) This This little little one one looks looks like like she she waswas planning planning on doingon doing something something nasty nasty with with her her ower.  ower. (Takes (Takes it it SceneScene Three Three fromfrom her herhand hand and and gives gives it to it a to MINUTO.) a MINUTO.) Get Get rid ofrid it. of I it.never I never liked liked 15 SPOTLIGHT15 SPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. petunias,petunias, anyway. anyway. NARRATORNARRATOR: Will: Will Stanley Stanley get getto be to abe comic a comic book book artist? artist? Will Will the thepens pens MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 Yes,: Yes, Scion Scion of the of theSecond! Second! (Drops (Drops it in it his in hissack.) sack.) fromfrom Pelopponesia Pelopponesia really really work? work? Will Will D. C.D. WundermanC. Wunderman make make piles piles 20 SHOCK20 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Moves: (Moves to STAR to STAR GUY.) GUY.) And And this this guy guy appears appears to have to have of money?of money? The The next next day day answered answered one one of these of these questions. questions. (EXITS (EXITS beenbeen having having some some trouble trouble with with the theladies. ladies. (Picks (Picks up theup thecharisma charisma RIGHT.RIGHT. LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPFULL FULL on WUNDERMAN’Son WUNDERMAN’S of ce.of ce.There There is a is a ray.)ray.) I don’t I don’t know know what what this this weapon weapon is, butis, butI think I think I’ll relieveI’ll relieve him him of of 20 20 panelpanel UP UPCENTER CENTER covered covered with with a black a black drape. drape. The The ARTISTS ARTISTS are are it. Betterit. Better safe safe than than sorry. sorry. (Hands (Hands ray rayto a to MINUTO.) a MINUTO.) ONSTAGEONSTAGE with with sketch sketch pads, pads, some some sitting sitting on benchon bench CENTER.) CENTER.) MINUTOMINUTO #2: #2 I’ll: putI’ll putit in it your in your armory, armory, Your Your Royal Royal Timeliness. Timeliness. (Puts (Puts it it ARTISTARTIST #4 : #4 We’ve: We’ve been been sketching sketching all morning.all morning. My Myhand hand is killingis killing 25 25 in hisin hissack.) sack.) me.me. MINUTOMINUTO #3 : #3 (With: (With the thecoin coin collection collection in hisin hishand.) hand.) Here’s Here’s the thecoin coin ARTISTARTIST #5 : #5 Where’s: Where’s Wunderman? Wunderman? The The meeting meeting was was supposed supposed to to collection,collection, Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. 25 25 startstart ten tenminutes minutes ago. ago. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Oh,: Oh, yes, yes, can’t can’t forget forget what what we wecame came for. for.(Takes (Takes it.) it.) ARTISTARTIST #6 : #6 I : don’t I don’t know, know, but butI wish I wish he’d he’d decide decide on onwhich which of ourof our TakeTake these these three three not-so-superheroes not-so-superheroes to my to myTime Time Freezer Freezer and and put put characterscharacters we’re we’re going going to use to use for “Wonderfor “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” 30 30 themthem in within with those those comic comic book book people. people. I can I can decide decide what what to doto do ARTISTARTIST #1 : #1 Me,: Me, too. too. I want I want to tryto tryout outone one of thoseof those pens pens from from withwith them them later. later. Pelopponesia.Pelopponesia. MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, General General of theof theJuncture. Juncture. (Drag (Drag TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, 30 30ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Do: Doyou you think think they they could could really really work? work? BLOSSOMBLOSSOM and and STAR STAR GUY GUY OFF OFF LEFT LEFT as SHOCKas SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK looks looks aroundaround at the at thefrozen frozen CROWD CROWD MEMBERS.) MEMBERS.) ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 We’ll: We’ll know know soon soon enough. enough. Here Here comes comes Wunderman. Wunderman. 35 35 SHOCK CLOCK: Well,: Well, my myhappy happy party-goers, party-goers, I want I want to thankto thank you you WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: :(ENTERS (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Okay, Okay, everyone, everyone, listen listen up. up. SHOCK CLOCK for a very pro table time. (Starts to leave, then stops and turns.) You’veYou’ve worked worked hard hard all morningall morning presenting presenting me mewith with sketches sketches of of for a very pro table time. (Starts to leave, then stops and turns.) And by the way, Dr. Shock Clock was here! (Snaps his  ngers superherosuperhero after after superhero. superhero. I’ve I’ve studied studied them them all allcarefully carefully and and And by the way, Dr. Shock Clock was here! (Snaps his  ngers and EXITS LEFT. ALL UNFREEZE and begin to move, looking 35 35 havehave now now chosen chosen the thecharacter character who who will willbecome become the the rst  rst in in and EXITS LEFT. ALL UNFREEZE and begin to move, looking around, puzzled.) our ourgroundbreaking groundbreaking series, series, “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive”! Alive”! This This is theis the around, puzzled.) charactercharacter you you will willdraw draw with with your your new new pens pens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia 40 ROTTEN40 ROTTEN PENNY PENNY: My: Mycoin coin collection! collection! It’s It’sgone! gone! YouYou will willdraw draw his hisenvironment, environment, his hisheadquarters, headquarters, his histools, tools, his his

10 10 31 31 PRODUCTIONPRODUCTION NOTES NOTES GOLDGOLD WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE MANAGER MANAGER GOLDGOLD WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE EMPLOYEES EMPLOYEES (at least(at least two) two) PROPERTIESPROPERTIES SALESCLERKSALESCLERK ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene One: One: Large Large and and small small rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks (The (The JEWELRYJEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER minimumminimum number number needed needed would would be twobe two tall tallblocks blocks [desk [desk height] height] GLADYSGLADYS andand two two short short blocks blocks [about [about a foot a foot tall]. tall]. Some Some blocks blocks should should be be OLDOLD LADY LADY WITH WITH PURSE PURSE largelarge enough enough to concealto conceal an anactor actor entirely entirely to effectto effect “magical” “magical” appearancesappearances and and disappearances disappearances onstage). onstage). ROCKROCK GROUP GROUP (at least(at least three three members) members) BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene One: One: EMCEEEMCEE Comic Comic books books (KIDS) (KIDS) ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY (leader (leader of rock of rock group) group) Sketch Sketch pad pad and and pen pen (STANLEY) (STANLEY) CROWDCROWD MEMBERS MEMBERS (at least(at least two) two) Superhero Superhero T-shirt, T-shirt, lunch lunch box box or pillowcase or pillowcase (NARRATOR) (NARRATOR) POLICEMENPOLICEMEN (at least(at least two) two) ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Two: Two: Two Two desks desks with with papers papers and and folders, folders, wastebasket,wastebasket, at least at least two two chairs, chairs, purse purse [on [ondesk], desk], broom, broom, bench. bench. NEWSBOYNEWSBOY (NOTE:(NOTE: desks desks and and bench bench can can be bemade made using using large large and and small small EXTRASEXTRAS (DREAM (DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES [up [upto ten], to ten], rehearsalrehearsal blocks.) blocks.) CROWDCROWD MEMBERS) MEMBERS) BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Two: Two: Piece Piece of paper of paper [in pocket],[in pocket], box box containing containing pens, pens, catalog catalog SYNOPSISSYNOPSIS OF OFSCENES SCENES (STANLEY)(STANLEY) SceneScene One: One: Present-day Present-day New New York York City. City. Folder Folder with with papers papers (VIOLA) (VIOLA) SceneScene Two: Two: D. C.D. Wunderman’sC. Wunderman’s executive executive of ceof atce Wonder at Wonder Comics. Comics. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Three: Three: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Two, Two, but butwith with a large a large panel panel A workA work day. day. drawingdrawing of Dr. of Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock covered covered by aby black a black drape. drape. BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Three: Three: SceneScene Three: Three: Same. Same. The The next next day. day. Sketch Sketch pads, pads, pens pens (ARTISTS) (ARTISTS) SceneScene Four: Four: Same. Same. A few A few minutes minutes later. later. Clocks, Clocks, hourglasses, hourglasses, sundials sundials and and other other time-related time-related items items SceneScene Five: Five: A bank, A bank, the thegold gold warehouse, warehouse, a jewelry a jewelry store, store, a street. a street. A A (MINUTOS)(MINUTOS) fewfew days days later. later. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Four: Four: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three. Three. SceneScene Six: Six: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.Same Same time time as inas Scene in Scene Five. Five. BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Four: Four: SceneScene Seven: Seven: Times Times Square. Square. Later Later that that night. night. Sketch Sketch pad pad and and pen, pen, piece piece of paper of paper [in pocket][in pocket] (STANLEY) (STANLEY) Charisma Charisma ray, ray, cape, cape, hat hatand and mask mask (thrown (thrown ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the the SceneScene Eight: Eight: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.The The next next day. day. wings)wings) SceneScene Nine: Nine: Roof Roof of the of theTimes Times Building. Building. Midnight Midnight the thenext next evening. evening. Flowers Flowers and and leaves leaves (BLOSSOM) (BLOSSOM) SceneScene Ten: Ten: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.The The next next day. day. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Five: Five: Counter Counter with with drawer drawer of cashof cash to resembleto resemble bankbank counter counter (BANK), (BANK), another another counter counter for forjewelry jewelry store, store, crate crate SETSET DESCRIPTION DESCRIPTION (GOLD(GOLD WAREHOUSE). WAREHOUSE). [Counters [Counters can can be becreated created by bystacking stacking TheThe play play takes takes place place at various at various locales locales in New in New York York City. City. All sets All sets for thefor the shortshort blocks blocks on topon topof the of thetall tallblocks.] blocks.] playplay can can be representedbe represented with with a set a setof tall of talland and short short rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Five: Five: andand a few a few other other props. props. D. C.D. Wunderman’sC. Wunderman’s of ceof isce the is themain main set setand and Large Large sack sack (MINUTOS) (MINUTOS) cancan be representedbe represented by anby executive-typean executive-type desk desk LEFT LEFT and and a smaller a smaller Jewelry Jewelry (SALESMAN) (SALESMAN) secretarialsecretarial desk desk RIGHT RIGHT (use (use rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks as desks,as desks, if desired). if desired). A A Purse Purse (OLD (OLD LADY) LADY) wastebasketwastebasket sits sitsbeside beside the thelarger larger desk. desk. Two Two rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks can can be be ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Six: Six: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three, Three, but butwith with a newspaper a newspaper stackedstacked to form to form a bench, a bench, CENTER. CENTER. An AnEXIT EXIT RIGHT RIGHT leads leads to the to therest rest on theon thedesk. desk. of theof theof cesof ces and and outside. outside. Various Various EXITS EXITS are areused used for otherfor other scenes. scenes. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Seven: Seven: Small Small stage stage or platform or platform with with microphone. microphone.

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1 GIRL1 GIRL #2: #2 Where’s: Where’s Rotten Rotten Penny?! Penny?! 1 1 helpers.helpers. You You will willdraw draw him him in all in hisall hisglory glory so heso canhe can leap leap from from our our GIRLGIRL #3: #3 We: Wewant want Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! pagespages to become to become a living, a living, breathing breathing superhero! superhero! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (To: (ToWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Look Look at those at those girls! girls! Screaming Screaming ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 Unveil: Unveil the thepicture picture already, already, Wunderman. Wunderman. overover Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! They They don’t don’t know know true true good good looks looks when when they they see see ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Yeah,: Yeah, we wewant want to get to getstarted! started! 5 5 them.them. I think I think I’ll use I’ll use my mycharisma charisma ray rayto teach to teach them them a little a little lesson. lesson. 5 WUNDERMAN5 WUNDERMAN: :For ForPete’s Pete’s sake, sake, people, people, this this is ais momentousa momentous WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Not: Not now! now! There’s There’s no time!no time! moment.moment. It deserves It deserves a little a little fanfare! fanfare! Where Where was was I… I…oh, oh,yes, yes, do do STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Zaps: (Zaps the theGIRLS. GIRLS. SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: CHARISMA CHARISMA ZAP. ZAP. youyou have have your your sketchbooks sketchbooks ready? ready? TheThe GIRLS GIRLS turn turn to STARto STAR GUY GUY screaming.) screaming.) Too Too late— late— They’ve They’ve ARTISTSARTISTS: Sketchbooks: Sketchbooks ready! ready! seenseen the thelight. light. (The (The GIRLS GIRLS wrap wrap themselves themselves around around his hislegs legs in in WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Do: Doyou you have have your your pens pens in hand? in hand? 10 adoration.) 10 adoration.) 10 ARTISTS10 ARTISTS: Pens: Pens in hand! in hand! EMCEE: So now without further ado, I’d like to introduce the number EMCEE: So now without further ado, I’d like to introduce the number WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Prepare: Prepare yourselves yourselves to goto godown down in comicin comic book book one singer in the country, who has brought his priceless coin one singer in the country, who has brought his priceless coin history!history! collectioncollection here here tonight tonight to auctionto auction off offfor forcharity. charity. The The one, one, the the ARTISTS: We: Weare areprepared! prepared! only,only, the theunbelievable unbelievable Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! (The (The CROWD CROWD cheers cheers as as ARTISTS 15 15 ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY ENTERS. ENTERS. He’s He’s carrying carrying an expensive-lookingan expensive-looking WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It :is It now is now my myhonor honor to present to present to you to you the thecornerstone cornerstone woodenwooden box.) box.) 15 15 of ourof ournew new “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive” Alive” series—Dr. series—Dr. Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (SOUND(SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE. FANFARE. He Hepulls pulls the theblack black drape drape off theoff the ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY: Thanks,: Thanks, everyone. everyone. It’s It’sreally really cool cool to be to herebe here in this in this panelpanel to revealto reveal an enormousan enormous painting painting of Dr.of Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. He Heis is happeninghappening city cityhanging hanging with with all you all you friendly friendly fans. fans. (Cheers.) (Cheers.) As youAs you an imposingan imposing character character with with an hourglassan hourglass headpiece, headpiece, a clock a clock face face know,know, I’m I’mhere here to auction to auction off theoff thelittle little babies babies in this in this box box because because on hison hischest chest and and a variety a variety of clocksof clocks and and watches watches throughout throughout his his 20 20 I believeI believe in sharing in sharing my mywealth wealth with with those those less less fortunate fortunate than than me. me. 20 20 costume.costume. [NOTE: [NOTE: Of course,Of course, if your if your SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK is costumed is costumed (More(More cheers.) cheers.) I also I also believe believe in declaringin declaring big bigtax taxdeductions deductions on on differently,differently, the thepainting painting should should be bealtered altered accordingly.] accordingly.] The The my myIRS IRS form. form. (Cheers.) (Cheers.) Before Before we westart start the theauction, auction, though, though, I think I think ARTISTSARTISTS “ooh” “ooh” and and “aah.”) “aah.”) we weneed need some some mean mean singing singing and and dancing! dancing! (ALL (ALL cheer. cheer. MUSIC MUSIC CUECUE 5a: 5a: “Rotten “Rotten Penny Penny Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” EVERYONE EVERYONE starts starts ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 That’s: That’s mine! mine! I drew I drew that that one! one! 25 25 dancing.)dancing.) WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yes,: Yes, you you did, did, and and congratulations. congratulations. This This is our is ournew new GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Dance!: Dance! Dance Dance with with me, me, Star Star Guy! Guy! 25 25 superhero,superhero, folks! folks! Our Our living living comic comic prototype! prototype! Now Now it’s timeit’s time for youfor you to useto use all your all your artistic artistic skills skills to bring to bring him him to life. to life. Raise Raise your your Powerful Powerful GIRLGIRL #2: #2 No,: No, with with me! me! PensPens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia and—ready, and—ready, set, set, draw! draw! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 2a: 2a: : Me! (They tackle STAR GUY to the ground. Just as they do, GIRLGIRL #3 #3: Me! (They tackle STAR GUY to the ground. Just as they do, “Drawing“Drawing Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” The The ARTISTS ARTISTS start start drawing, drawing, and and SHOCK CLOCK and his MINUTOS ENTER LEFT.) SHOCK CLOCK and his MINUTOS ENTER LEFT.) as theyas they do, do,Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s assistants, assistants, the theMINUTOS, MINUTOS, come come out out 30 30 WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (To: (ToSTAR STAR GUY.) GUY.) There’s There’s Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Quick, Quick, 30 30 fromfrom behind behind the thepanel. panel. Each Each one one carries carries a large a large cut-out cut-out of a of clock a clock useuse your your charisma charisma ray rayon theon theMinutos! Minutos! faceface which which they they move move rhythmically rhythmically to the to theticking ticking music—they music—they can can STARSTAR GUY GUY: (From: (From under under the theGIRLS.) GIRLS.) I can’t! I can’t! I can’t I can’t get getat it! at (MUSIC it! (MUSIC useuse these these clocks clocks to great to great effect effect during during the thesong. song. Finally, Finally, THREE THREE OUT.OUT. As Asthe theMINUTOS MINUTOS push push ROTTEN ROTTEN PENNY PENNY off offthe theSTAGE STAGE MINUTOSMINUTOS go togo the to thepanel panel drawing. drawing. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) andand SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK takes takes his hisplace, place, WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN jumps jumps MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 It :is It now is now time… time… 35 35 to the edge of the STAGE and starts “digging” a burrow.) to the edge of the STAGE and starts “digging” a burrow.) 35 MINUTO35 MINUTO #2: #2 …to: …to present present our ourleader! leader! WOMBAT WOMAN: (Yells as she digs.) Blossom! Triple Time! WOMBAT WOMAN: (Yells as she digs.) Blossom! Triple Time! MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 Please: Please welcome… welcome… Hurry!Hurry! ALLALL MINUTOS MINUTOS: …Dr.: …Dr. Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (SOUND (SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE. FANFARE. : (Sees STAR GUY is incapacitated.) Go, Triple Time! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sees STAR GUY is incapacitated.) Go, Triple Time! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK jumps jumps from from behind behind the thepicture picture of him.of him. ALL ALL TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: On: Onmy myway! way! ARTISTSARTISTS applaud.) applaud.) 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Sorry,: Sorry, folks, folks, but butit’s timeit’s time for afor bit a of bit my of mymagic! magic! (Snaps (Snaps 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Thank: Thank you, you, thank thank you. you. Glad Glad to be to here.be here. And And so areso are his his ngers  ngers and and ALL ALL FREEZE, FREEZE, except except TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, who who starts starts my mylittle little helpers, helpers, the theMinutos. Minutos. Aren’t Aren’t you, you, Minutos? Minutos?

30 30 11 11 In SceneIn Scene Three, Three, a large a large drawing drawing of Dr. of ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock is onstage is onstage and and standsstands there there looking looking out overout over the AUDIENCEthe AUDIENCE as the as musicthe music plays. plays. remainsremains part part of the of theof ceof set ce setuntil until Scene Scene Ten. Ten. For ForScene Scene Five, Five, area area LIGHTSLIGHTS COME COME BACK BACK UP UPFULL FULL STAGE STAGE as theas theENTIRE ENTIRE CAST CAST stagingstaging is used. is used. The The bank, bank, gold gold warehouse, warehouse, jewelry jewelry store store and andstreet street ENTERSENTERS for theirfor their  rst chorus. rst chorus. Sings.) Sings.) settingssettings take take place place STAGE STAGE RIGHT, RIGHT, CENTER, CENTER, LEFT LEFT and andon onthe the I’ve I’vebecome become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. FORESTAGE,FORESTAGE, respectively, respectively, using using blocks blocks as counters as counters for the for bankthe bank and and CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... store. For Scene Seven, Times Square can be represented by a small store. For Scene Seven, Times Square can be represented by a small STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! stagestage or platform or platform UPSTAGE UPSTAGE to simulate to simulate a concert a concert venue. venue. For ForScene Scene CHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s become become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. Nine,Nine, tall andtall andshort short blocks blocks should should be arrangedbe arranged to simulate to simulate the theroof roof of of CHORUS He’sHe’s a superhero... a superhero... the Timesthe Times Building. Building. A painted A painted backdrop backdrop of New of New York York City City adds adds a nice a nice touch,touch, if possible. if possible. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Batman, Batman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine Wolverine and andFreeze, Freeze, SEQUENCESEQUENCE OF MUSICALOF MUSICAL NUMBERS NUMBERS PoisonPoison Ivy, Ivy,Penguin… Penguin… MC MC1 1 Comic Comic Book Book Artist Artist ...... Stanley, ...... Stanley, Chorus Chorus STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...I love ...I love each each one oneof these. of these. MC MC1a 1a Dream Dream Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental ...... Instrumental CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The Incredible Incredible Hulk Hulk with with all his all bulk,his bulk, MC MC2 2 Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia .....Wunderman, .....Wunderman, Artists Artists TheThe Riddler Riddler with with his wit…his wit… MC MC2a 2a Drawing Drawing Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...or ...or Kingpin Kingpin having having a  t! a  t! : (Sings.) Daredevil, Bullseye, Elektra and Thor, MC MC3 3 Dr. Shock Dr. Shock Clock Clock ...... Shock Shock Clock, Clock, CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.) Daredevil, Bullseye, Elektra and Thor, Night Crawler, Venom, and the Fantastic Four. MinutosMinutos Night Crawler, Venom, and the Fantastic Four. He canHe canread read Spawn Spawn from from dusk dusk to dawn. to dawn. MC MC4 4 The TheFabulous Fabulous Four Four ...... Star ...... Star Guy, Guy, Triple Triple : (Sings.) And Magneto is the scourge of the week! Time,Time, Blossom, Blossom, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.) And Magneto is the scourge of the week! I’ve become a hero, a comic book hero. WombatWombat Woman, Woman, I’ve become a hero, a comic book hero. StanleyStanley CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC5 5 Panic Panic in the in Citythe City ...... Ensemble Ensemble (Except (Except STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! ShockShock Clock Clock and and CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s become become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. Minutos)Minutos) He’sHe’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC5a 5a Rotten Rotten Penny Penny Music—Underscore Music—Underscore .....Instrumental .....Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! MC MC6 6 StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz ...... Viola, Viola, Wombat Wombat Juggernaut,Juggernaut, Cyclops, Cyclops, Storm, Storm, the Humanthe Human Torch, Torch, Wolverine, Wolverine, WomanWoman GreenGreen Goblin, Goblin, Dr. Octopus,Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, Sabretooth, the Beast,the Beast, the Thing!the Thing! MC MC6a 6a Sappy Sappy Violin Violin Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC6b 6b Battle Battle Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me! for me!(MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) MC MC6c 6c Heroic Heroic Music Music ENDEND OF MUSICALOF MUSICAL (Pomp(Pomp and andCircumstance) Circumstance) ...... Instrumental Instrumental MC MC7 7 Comic Comic Book Book Hero Hero ...... Stanley, ...... Stanley, Chorus Chorus

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: (In: clockwork(In clockwork unison.) unison.) Yes, Yes, Master Master of the of Minute!the Minute! We Weare are 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: It’s: aIt’s little a little dif cultdif cultfor mefor meto blend to blend in. You in. Youknow, know, with with my my gladglad to be to here. be here. incredibleincredible charisma charisma and andall. Iall. can I cannever never be just be justanother another face face in the in the WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: And: And we’re we’re glad glad to have to have you, you, Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock. Clock. You You crowd.crowd. are aregoing going to make to make history history as theas the rst  living,rst living, breathing breathing superhero superhero TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sarcastic.): (Sarcastic.) Put Puta bag a bagover over your your head. head. That That might might 5 5 of allof time. all time. 5 5 help!help! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Superhero?: Superhero? What’s What’s this thissuperhero superhero stuff? stuff? I’m I’mno no STARSTAR GUY GUY: (To: (ToBLOSSOM BLOSSOM and andWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Do youDo youhear hear hero.hero. I’m I’ma villain.a villain. The The grandest grandest villain villain around! around! (ALL (ALL except except that?that? He’s He’s been been making making these these jealous jealous comments comments the thewhole whole way way MINUTOSMINUTOS are arestunned.) stunned.) overover here! here! WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: But: Butyou youcan’t can’t be! be!We Wedrew drew you youto be to abe superhero. a superhero. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Jealous?: Jealous? Ha! Ha!All IAll was I was doing doing was was commenting commenting on on 10 10 That’sThat’s our ourtrademark. trademark. That’s— That’s— 10 10 thosethose ridiculous ridiculous shorts shorts you youhave have on. on. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Snaps: (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and andWUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN FREEZES FREEZES in in STARSTAR GUY GUY: I’ll: have I’ll have you youknow know these these shorts shorts are arethe heightthe height of fashion! of fashion! mid-sentence.mid-sentence. SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FREEZE. FREEZE. [NOTE: [NOTE: This This sound sound I couldn’tI couldn’t be expected be expected to wear to wear those those silly sillytight tight pants pants Stanley Stanley drew drew effecteffect should should be repeatedbe repeated any anytime time SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK freezes freezes a a for mefor tome a toparty a party like likethis. this. I’m StarI’m Star Guy, Guy, after after all— all— I have I have to uphold to uphold character.]character.] To ARTISTS.)To ARTISTS.) Notice Notice how how your your boss boss has hasjust justbeen been my image.my image. 15 15 frozenfrozen in time? in time? I did I that.did that. It is Itmy is powermy power because because I, Doctor I, Doctor Shock Shock 15 TRIPLE15 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Uphold: Uphold your your image? image? If your If your shorts shorts start start hanging hanging any any Clock,Clock, can canstop stop time time with with a mere a mere snap snap of my of my ngers!  ngers! (Snaps (Snaps his his lower,lower, your your image image won’t won’t be the be onlythe only thing thing you’ll you’ll have have to hold to hold up! up!  ngers again, and WUNDERMAN UNFREEZES.)  ngers again, and WUNDERMAN UNFREEZES.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: That: That shows shows how how much much you youknow! know! Shorts Shorts are aresupposed supposed WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: What: What happened? happened? to hangto hang low. low. It’s theIt’s thein thing! in thing! Unlike Unlike that thatridiculous ridiculous jumpsuit jumpsuit you you SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: I happened,: I happened, little little man. man. I stopped I stopped you youin your in your tracks, tracks, havehave on! on! 20 20 frozefroze you youin the in moment.the moment. I am I theam masterthe master of time. of time. I can I canbend bend it— it— 20 TRIPLE20 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Angry,: (Angry, advances advances on STARon STAR GUY.) GUY.) Ridiculous! Ridiculous! You You and andall who all who depend depend on it—to on it—to my will.my will.Not Nota second, a second, not anot minute, a minute, conceitedconceited little— little— not an hour can pass without my consent. not an hour can pass without my consent. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Cut: Cutit out, it out,boys, boys, we’ve we’ve got agot job a tojob do. to do. WUNDERMAN: No! It can’t be! WUNDERMAN: No! It can’t be! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Blossom’s: Blossom’s right. right. If you If youdon’t don’t shut shut up andup andget get SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Oh,: Oh,yes, yes, it can! it can! And And you, you, your your company, company, this thiscity, city, ready,ready, I’ll burrowI’ll burrow into intoyour your hearts hearts and andtear tear them them out outof yourof your 25 25 the entirethe entire world, world, in fact, in fact, are mineare mine for the for taking.the taking. It’s only,It’s only, you youmight might 25 25 chests!chests! say, a matter of time. (Lets out an extremely evil laugh.) say, a matter of time. (Lets out an extremely evil laugh.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: You: Youdon’t don’t have have a very a very pleasant pleasant way way of putting of putting things, things, do do WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (To: ARTISTS.)(To ARTISTS.) Quick! Quick! Draw Draw a hero a hero to  ghtto  thisght thisvillain! villain! you youknow know that? that? (WOMBAT (WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN approaches approaches him himthreateningly.) threateningly.) (As (Asthe ARTISTSthe ARTISTS raise raise their their pens, pens, they they are areimmediately immediately FROZEN FROZEN Okay,Okay, okay, okay, I’m gettingI’m getting ready. ready. in the act by SHOCK CLOCK.) in the act by SHOCK CLOCK.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Just: Just make make sure sure you youzap zapthose those Minutos Minutos with with your your 30 30 SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Sorry,: Sorry, guys, guys, but butI can’t I can’t let youlet youdo that.do that. I don’t I don’t 30 30 charismacharisma ray rayin timein time for mefor meto getto getat Shockat Shock Clock. Clock. (He (Heand and like likesuperheroes. superheroes. They They can canbe beannoying annoying little little creatures. creatures. (To (To BLOSSOMBLOSSOM move move UPSTAGE UPSTAGE and andbegin begin to dance to dance casually casually while while MINUTOS.)MINUTOS.) Minutos! Minutos! Take Take these these people people and andtheir their pens pens away! away! lookinglooking all around all around for SHOCKfor SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) (MINUTOS pull WUNDERMAN and his ARTISTS OFF RIGHT as (MINUTOS pull WUNDERMAN and his ARTISTS OFF RIGHT as STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Calls: (Calls after after TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME.) TIME.) Don’t Don’t worry worry about about me. me.You You SHOCK CLOCK continues to speak, then RE-ENTER.) Put them SHOCK CLOCK continues to speak, then RE-ENTER.) Put them just justdo yourdo your job! job!(He (Heand andWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN take take their their positions positions 35 in myin myTime Time Freezer! Freezer! They They can canenjoy enjoy a little a little stint stint in suspended in suspended 35 35 35 DOWNDOWN LEFT. LEFT. WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN begins begins to dance to dance while while scanning scanning animation. Ah, yes, my time has  nally come! I am about to animation. Ah, yes, my time has  nally come! I am about to the crowdthe crowd for signs for signs of the of villain.the villain. STAR STAR GUY GUY pulls pulls out aout mirror a mirror and and become rich, famous, powerful. I’ll take what I want. No one will become rich, famous, powerful. I’ll take what I want. No one will busiesbusies himself himself with with adjusting adjusting his hair.)his hair.) be ablebe able to stop to stop me becauseme because I can I canstop stop them them  rst.  Irst. can I canfreeze freeze them them EMCEE: (RE-ENTERS: (RE-ENTERS and andmoves moves to platform.) to platform.) Hey, Hey, everyone, everyone, can can in thein themoment. moment. I am, I am,after after all, Dr.all, ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 3: 3: EMCEE I haveI have your your attention, attention, please?! please?! I know I know you’ve you’ve been been waiting waiting for ourfor our 40 40 “Dr. “Dr.Shock Shock Clock.”) Clock.”) 40 40 specialspecial guest guest to arrive. to arrive. MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, GIRL #1: Rotten: Rotten Penny! Penny! ShockShock the clock,the clock, tick ticktock, tock, GIRL #1

12 12 29 29 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #3: #3(As: (AsWUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Hey, Hey, D. C., D. you’reC., you’re ADVENTURESADVENTURES OF AOF COMIC A COMIC BOOK BOOK ARTIST ARTIST late!late! SceneScene One One WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I had: I hada lot a of lot explaining of explaining to do to to do my to wifemy wife about about why why I I waswas gone gone all that all thattime. time. She She wasn’t wasn’t buying buying the Timethe Time Freezer Freezer story. story. 1 LIGHTS1 LIGHTS UP: UP: A variety A variety of KIDS of KIDS sit in sit groups in groups and andalone, alone, on rehearsalon rehearsal blocksblocks (which (which can canbe scatteredbe scattered across across the stage)the stage) and andon theon the oor,  oor,all all 5 ARTIST5 ARTIST #4: #4 I guess: I guess we’ll we’ll never never see seethose those fat checksfat checks we werewe were going going reading comic books. STANLEY, wearing a baseball cap, sits CENTER to earnto earn for “Wonderfor “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” reading comic books. STANLEY, wearing a baseball cap, sits CENTER STAGESTAGE with with his backhis back to the to AUDIENCE,the AUDIENCE, sketching. sketching. The The NARRATOR NARRATOR WUNDERMAN: Don’t: Don’t even even talk talkto me to aboutme about “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” WUNDERMAN 5 ENTERS5 ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and andlooks looks around around at EVERYONE. at EVERYONE. ARTIST: #5So,: So,what’s what’s next? next? ARTIST #5 NARRATORNARRATOR: Comic: Comic books—pitting books—pitting the noblethe noble forces forces of good of good against against WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It’s: funnyIt’s funny you youshould should ask askthat thatbecause because I happen I happen to to the dastardlythe dastardly schemes schemes of the of wicked.the wicked. 10 10 havehave come come up withup with an ideaan idea for afor sure a sure re hit! re hit!We’ve We’ve got gotto work to work KIDKID #1: #1 Venom: Venom is way is way stronger stronger and andmore more powerful powerful than than Spiderman, Spiderman, fast, though, before other companies hop on the bandwagon. fast, though, before other companies hop on the bandwagon. but buthe can’the can’t take take  re and re andloud loud noises. noises. That That will willdo himdo himin every in every ARTISTARTIST #1: #1Okay,: Okay, Wundy. Wundy. 10 10 time!time! ARTISTARTIST #2: #2What: What is it? is A it? new A new series? series? KIDKID #2: # Even2: Even a tiny a tinylittle little paperclip paperclip is a isdeadly a deadly weapon weapon in the in thehands hands WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It’s: aIt’s new a new series, series, all right.all right. And And it’s goingit’s going to be to thebe the of Bullseye!of Bullseye! 15 15 biggestbiggest one oneyet! yet!Get Getthis— this— Our Our rst issue rst issue will willstart start with with that thatreal- real- KIDKID #3: #3 It :says It says here here that thatX-Statix X-Statix 21 has21 hasthe therumble rumble of the of thecentury! century! life battlelife battle last lastnight night on theon thetop topof the of theTimes Times Building. Building. We’ll We’ll call callit it Wow!Wow! “Defeat“Defeat of Shock of Shock Clock—Volume Clock—Volume One One in the in continuingthe continuing adventures adventures 15 NARRATOR15 NARRATOR: (Crosses: (Crosses to a toGROUP a GROUP OF KIDS.)OF KIDS.) Comic Comic books. books. Every Every of Eraser Man”! of Eraser Man”! newnew issue issue is devoured is devoured by millions by millions of adoring of adoring fans. fans. ARTIST: #3Wow,: Wow, I like I likeit! it! ARTIST #3 KIDKID #4: #4Have: Have you yougot thegot latestthe latest Daredevil Daredevil issue? issue? 20 20 ARTIST: #4 In: our In oursecond second issue, issue, we wecould could create create a whole a whole life lifefor for ARTIST #4 KIDKID #5: #5My: dadMy dadhas hasevery every one oneof the of earlythe early Superman Superman volumes volumes in mint in mint Eraser Man leading up to that de ning moment! Eraser Man leading up to that de ning moment! condition.condition. ARTIST: #5Maybe: Maybe he was he was trapped trapped in a ingene-altering a gene-altering chamber chamber when when ARTIST #5 20 KID20 KID #6: #6Fantastic: Fantastic Four! Four! I need I need the newthe new Fantastic Fantastic Four! Four! he washe was a little a little kid! kid! NARRATORNARRATOR: (Crosses: (Crosses to anotherto another GROUP.) GROUP.) Comic Comic books. books. They They ARTIST #6: Or he was left here by his parents when their solar system ARTIST #6: Or he was left here by his parents when their solar system spawnspawn worldwide worldwide conventions conventions and andblockbuster blockbuster movies. movies. Heroes Heroes 25 25 was imploding! was imploding! and andvillains villains alike alike are aremade made into intotoys toys and andprinted printed on T-shirts, on T-shirts, lunch lunch WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I love: I love it! I loveit! I love it! Sippovatz! it! Sippovatz! boxes,boxes, sheets sheets and andpillowcases. pillowcases. (Holds (Holds up some up some superhero superhero item.) item.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with his broom.)his broom.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Wunderman?Mr. Wunderman? 25 KID25 KID #7: #7Did: Didyou youknow know that thatyou youcan canbuy buya copy a copy of the of rubythe ruby quartz quartz visor visor WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Clean: Clean up in up here. in here. We’ve We’ve got workgot work to do! to do! that thatCyclops Cyclops wears?! wears?! STANLEYSTANLEY: Yes,: Yes, Mr. Wunderman.Mr. Wunderman. And, And, Mr. Wunderman,Mr. Wunderman, it’s Sappovitz, it’s Sappovitz, KIDKID #8: #8 There’s: There’s a comic a comic book book convention convention next next week. week. You Youcan canget get 30 30 StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. reallyreally rare rare collectors’ collectors’ editions editions there. there. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. whatever. Come Come on, on,everyone, everyone, let’s let’s go go KIDKID #9: #9I heard: I heard there’s there’s a new a new movie movie coming coming out without with Dr. OctopusDr. Octopus and and to myto ofmy ce of and ce andwork work out outthe thestory story line. line. (The (The ARTISTS ARTISTS get getup toup to 30 30 Magneto—together!Magneto—together! leave.)leave.) Eraser Eraser Man Man is going is going to make to make us millions,us millions, guys, guys, millions! millions! NARRATORNARRATOR: Comic: Comic books—a books—a modern modern mythology. mythology. (EXITS.) (EXITS.) (They(They EXIT EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) KIDKID #10 :#10 Dr.: DoomDr. Doom has hasan IQ an of, IQ I of,don’t I don’t know, know, like like200 200gazillion! gazillion! 35 35 STANLEY: (Calls: (Calls to WUNDERMANto WUNDERMAN as heas EXITS.)he EXITS.) It’s It’sSappovitz. Sappovitz. STANLEY KIDKID #11 :#11 The: The way way Sabretooth Sabretooth can canheal heal himself himself is truly is truly amazing! amazing! (Twirls(Twirls the thebroom broom con con dently dently and andtosses tosses it OFFSTAGE. it OFFSTAGE. Looks Looks : Rogue and Gambit really love each other. It’s too bad at theat theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… Comic Comic Book Book KIDKID #12 :#12 Rogue and Gambit really love each other. It’s too bad 35 Rogue can’t touch him without knocking him out and assuming Superhero—Superhero— (At these(At these words, words, he tearshe tears open open his shirthis shirt to reveal to reveal a a 35 Rogue can’t touch him without knocking him out and assuming his identity! shinyshiny new new Eraser Eraser Man Man shirt. shirt. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 7: “Comic7: “Comic Book Book Hero.” Hero.” his identity! 40 40 LIGHTSLIGHTS DIM DIM with with only only a SPOT a SPOT left onleft STANLEY/Eraser on STANLEY/Eraser Man. Man. He He KIDKID #13 :#13 The: The Human Human Torch Torch is so is cool! so cool! 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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: —and: —and Wombat Wombat Woman Woman burrows burrows a hole a hole deep deep into intothe the 1 1 TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, ground,ground, and andwe putwe himput himin there in there and andseal seal it up! it up! MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I could: I could do that. do that. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m theI’m masterthe master of time, of time, the kingthe king of crime. of crime. STANLEYSTANLEY: It’ll: beIt’ll fantastic! be fantastic! It will It bewill like be likea cross a cross between between the X-Menthe X-Men TheThe minutes minutes and andthe hoursthe hours follow follow my design!my design! 5 5 and andthe oldthe “Talesold “Tales from from the Crypt”!the Crypt”! 5 5 A waveA wave of my of handmy hand will makewill make time time stop, stop, ’Cause I’m the ticking time lord, STARSTAR GUY GUY: What’s: What’s “Tales “Tales from from the Crypt”?the Crypt”? Sounds Sounds kind kind of creepy… of creepy… ’Cause I’m the ticking time lord, I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! STANLEYSTANLEY: Fabulous: Fabulous Four, Four, man man your your battle battle stations! stations! (They (They ALL ALL strike strike : (Sing.) He’s the ticking time lord, posesposes appropriate appropriate to their to their characters.) characters.) On toOn Times to Times Square Square to do to do MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.) He’s the ticking time lord, He’s Dr. Shock Clock! battlebattle with with the evilthe evilDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! He’s Dr. Shock Clock! 10 10 SHOCK CLOCK: (Sings.) Sixty seconds go by, they really  y! 10 TRIPLE10 TRIPLE TIME/BLOSSOM TIME/BLOSSOM: Ka-BOOM!: Ka-BOOM! SHOCK CLOCK: (Sings.) Sixty seconds go by, they really  y! UnlessUnless I decide I decide to be to a be nasty a nasty guy. guy. STAR GUY/WOMBAT WOMAN: Ka-POW!: Ka-POW! STAR GUY/WOMBAT WOMAN SecondsSeconds turn turn to hours to hours if they’re if they’re locked locked ALLALL: Ka-BAM!: Ka-BAM! (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) By theBy tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, EndEnd of Scene of Scene Six Six By Dr.By ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! 15 MINUTOS15 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, SceneScene Seven Seven He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. A stage A stage TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, platformplatform is UP is CENTER.UP CENTER. A CROWD A CROWD mills mills about about in front in front of the of stage.the stage. ShockShock the clock,the clock, tick ticktock, tock, 15 NARRATOR15 NARRATOR: So: theSo greatthe great battle battle between between Stanley, Stanley, his Fabuloushis Fabulous Four Four TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, and andthe evilthe evilDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock was was set toset take to take place place in the in illustriousthe illustrious 20 20 MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! TimesTimes Square. Square. It was It was inevitable, inevitable, of course. of course. What What self-respecting self-respecting SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) As theAs minutesthe minutes stand stand still, still, I steal I steal my my ll.  ll. creatorcreator of comic of comic books books could could resist resist choosing choosing that thatlocale locale for thefor the I neverI never have have enough, enough, I never I never will. will. showdownshowdown between between his superheroeshis superheroes and andthe villainousthe villainous Dr. ShockDr. Shock Money,Money, gold gold and anddiamonds diamonds as big as asbig rocks as rocks 20 20 Clock?Clock? (CROWD (CROWD APPLAUDS APPLAUDS and andWHISTLES, WHISTLES, etc.) etc.) Sounds Sounds like like For Forthe tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, the theparty party has hasstarted. started. I think I think I’ll go I’ll joingo joinin the in thefestivities. festivities. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS 25 25 For ForDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! UP onUP a on ROCK a ROCK GROUP GROUP onstage onstage taking taking their their bows bows as the as theCROWD CROWD I’m theI’m masterthe master of time, of time, the kingthe king of crime. of crime. applaudsapplauds wildly. wildly. An EMCEEAn EMCEE then then comes comes onstage.) onstage.) TheThe minutes minutes and andthe hoursthe hours follow follow my design.my design. EMCEEEMCEE: That: That was was Spaceman Spaceman and andthe Aliens,the Aliens, folks. folks. Spaceman Spaceman and and A waveA wave of my of handmy hand will makewill make time time stop, stop, 25 25 the theAliens!! Aliens!! (More (More cheers cheers as theas theROCK ROCK GROUP GROUP EXITS.) EXITS.) We’re We’re ’Cause’Cause I’m theI’m tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, goinggoing to take to take a short a short break break now, now, and andthen then we’ll we’ll be ready be ready for our for starour star 30 30 I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! attraction—you-know-who!attraction—you-know-who! (The (The CROWD CROWD cheers cheers some some more more and and MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, callscalls out “Rottenout “Rotten Penny” Penny” as EMCEE as EMCEE EXITS. EXITS. SPECTATORS SPECTATORS begin begin He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! to circulateto circulate as theas theCROWD CROWD breaks breaks into intosmall small groups. groups. STANLEY, STANLEY, TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, 30 30 VIOLAVIOLA and andthe theFABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR ENTER ENTER LEFT. LEFT. VIOLA VIOLA now now ShockShock the clock,the clock, tick ticktock, tock, wearswears a different a different out  outt but t butwith with the thesame same wide wide belt. belt. STAR STAR GUY GUY 35 35 TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, wearswears a pair a pairof brightly of brightly colored colored baggy baggy basketball basketball shorts.) shorts.) MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! (MUSIC (MUSIC continues continues under under while while SHOCK SHOCK VIOLAVIOLA: I don’t: I don’t think think Rotten Rotten Penny Penny has hasgotten gotten here here yet. yet. CLOCKCLOCK FREEZES FREEZES MINUTOS MINUTOS OFF OFF and andON.) ON.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Or: ShockOr Shock Clock. Clock. Viola, Viola, you youand andI should I should just justmingle mingle with with SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m theI’m tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, 35 35 the theother other party-goers. party-goers. The The rest restof you of youshould should take take up yourup your posts. posts. I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! Try Tryto blend to blend in, like in, likeyou’re you’re just justhere here for thefor theshow. show. (He (Heand andVIOLA VIOLA 40 MINUTOS40 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, join jointhe CROWD.)the CROWD.) He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m Dr.I’m Shock…Dr. Shock…

28 28 13 13 1 KID1 KID #14 :#14 The: The problem problem with with Mr. Mr.Fantastic Fantastic is that is that he feelshe feels so guiltyso guilty 1 ALL1 ALL: Hooray!: Hooray! Hooray, Hooray, Eraser Eraser Man! Man! (They (They get getthe theentire entire AUDIENCE AUDIENCE aboutabout causing causing his friendshis friends to be to mutagenicallybe mutagenically altered. altered. to cheer.)to cheer.) KIDKID #15 :#15 I don’t: I don’t think think it’s fairit’s fairthat that Ben Ben Grimm Grimm is the is theonly only one one of the of the VIOLAVIOLA: (Runs: (Runs up to up STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! You’ve You’ve won! won! (Hugs (Hugs FantasticFantastic Four Four who who can’t can’t change change back back to his to originalhis original self. self. He mustHe must him,him, and and they they almost almost fall offfall theoff theroof.) roof.) 5 5 get getreally really tired tired of being of being that that big orangebig orange thing! thing! 5 WOMBAT5 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Good: Good job, job,Eraser Eraser Man. Man. KIDKID #16 :#16 When: When the theBeast Beast was was still stillthe thekid, kid,Hank Hank McCoy, McCoy, he hadhe had very very STANLEYSTANLEY: Eraser: Eraser Man… Man… That’s That’s me, me, isn’t isn’t it? That’sit? That’s really really who who I I largelarge hands hands and and feet. feet. My feetMy feet have have always always been been really really big. big.(Looks (Looks am—Eraseram—Eraser Man! Man! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 6c: 6c: “Heroic “Heroic Music Music (Pomp (Pomp and and at hisat hands.)his hands.) My handsMy hands are arekind kind of big, of big,too. too. Circumstance).”Circumstance).” STANLEY STANLEY looks looks off intooff intothe thedistance, distance, his hisvoice voice NARRATORNARRATOR: (RE-ENTERS.): (RE-ENTERS.) They They love love their their superheroes, superheroes, these these becomingbecoming more more strong strong and and powerful. powerful. BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME TIME 10 10 comiccomic book book fans. fans. They They love love how how they they battle battle nightmarish nightmarish villains, villains, 10 10 andand STAR STAR GUY GUY solemnly solemnly march march IN duringIN during these these words words and and overmatchedovermatched and andoverwhelmed, overwhelmed, but butalways always emerging emerging victorious victorious to to thenthen stand stand with with their their hands hands over over their their hearts. hearts. The The ARTISTS ARTISTS and and  ght anotherght another day. day. They They love love that thatthey they are aremostly mostly common common men men and and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN may may also also ENTER, ENTER, as wellas well as otheras other EXTRAS EXTRAS if if women,women, sharing sharing their their own own human human  aws,  aws, their their hopes, hopes, their their dreams. dreams. desired.desired. [If used, [If used, the theDREAM DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES from from Scene Scene Two Two (Moves(Moves CENTER CENTER in front in front of STANLEY, of STANLEY, hiding hiding him.) him.) After After all, itall, is onlyit is only can canENTER.]) ENTER.]) And And I, Eraser I, Eraser Man, Man, hereby hereby give give my mypledge pledge to join to join 15 15 somesome random random quirk quirk of fate of fatethat thathas hasmade made these these heroes heroes what what they they are. are. 15 15 the theranks ranks of my of myfellow fellow superheroes superheroes with with the thepromise promise that that I shall I shall PeterPeter Parker, Parker, the shythe shyyoung young high high school school student student bitten bitten by an by irradiated an irradiated foreverforever work work to live to liveup toup their to their lofty lofty goals. goals. I shall I shall join jointhem them in their in their spider,spider, became became the famousthe famous Spiderman. Spiderman. The The struggling struggling young young artist, artist, strugglestruggle between between the theforces forces of good of good and and the theever-present ever-present forces forces KyleKyle Rayner, Rayner, became became the Greenthe Green Lantern. Lantern. (In the (In followingthe following sequence, sequence, of evilof evilin this in thisworld. world. I shall I shall battle battle every every villain villain drawn drawn by manby man and and eacheach ACTOR ACTOR stands stands to deliver to deliver the line.the line. The The lines lines should should come come quickly quickly shallshall be relentlessbe relentless in my in my ght  ghtto erase to erase them them from from the theface face of this of this 20 20 and andenergetically, energetically, building building to a tocrescendo.) a crescendo.) 20 20 earth.earth. I shall I shall do this, do this, and and I shall I shall never never rest rest until until every every man, man, woman woman KIDKID #1: #1 Bruce: Bruce Banner… Banner… andand child child lives lives in peace, in peace, harmony harmony and and goodwill. goodwill. KIDKID #2: #2 …became: …became the theIncredible Incredible Hulk. Hulk. ALLALL: (Raise: (Raise their their right right arms arms in the in theair.) air.) With With liberty liberty and and justice justice for all.for all. KIDKID #3: #3 Matthew: Matthew Murdock… Murdock… STANLEYSTANLEY: That: That is my is mypledge. pledge. The The pledge pledge of Eraser of Eraser Man! Man! (By (Bythe the end of this pledge, STAR GUY, who has come in to stand on KIDKID #4: #4 …became: …became Daredevil. Daredevil. end of this pledge, STAR GUY, who has come in to stand on 25 25 STANLEY’SSTANLEY’S left, left,is crying is crying into intoSTANLEY’S STANLEY’S cape. cape. When When STANLEY STANLEY 25 KID25 #5: Reed: Reed Richards… Richards… KID #5 sayssays “Eraser “Eraser Man,” Man,” he he ings  ings his armhis arm out outand and accidentally accidentally knocks knocks KIDKID #6: #6 …became: …became Mr. Mr.Fantastic. Fantastic. STARSTAR GUY GUY off theoff theblocks. blocks. BLACKOUT. BLACKOUT. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) KIDKID #7: #7 Scott: Scott Summers… Summers… EndEnd of Scene of Scene Nine Nine KIDKID #8: #8 …Cyclops.: …Cyclops. KIDKID #9: #9 Clark: Clark Kent… Kent… SceneScene Ten Ten 30 KID30 KID #10 #10: …Superman.: …Superman. SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. KIDKID #11 :#11 Steven: Steven Rogers… Rogers… NARRATORNARRATOR: Well,: Well, that that was was pretty pretty dramatic. dramatic. Comic Comic books books can cango go KIDKID #12 #12: …Captain: …Captain America. America. 30 30 overboardoverboard sometimes, sometimes, you youknow. know. Anyway, Anyway, life lifegoes goes on, on,and and the the nextnext morning morning found found D. C. D. Wunderman’s C. Wunderman’s artists artists back back on theon thejob atjob at KIDKID #13 #13: Bruce: Bruce Wayne… Wayne… WonderWonder Comics. Comics. (SPOT (SPOT OUT OUT on theon theNARRATOR NARRATOR and and LIGHTS LIGHTS KIDKID #14 #14: …Batman.: …Batman. UP onUP WUNDERMAN’S on WUNDERMAN’S of ce. of Thece. The panel panel drawing drawing of DR. of DR. SHOCK SHOCK 35 KID35 KID #15 #15: Wally: Wally West… West… CLOCKCLOCK is no is longerno longer there.) there.) KIDKID #16 #16: …The: …The Flash. Flash. 35 ARTIST35 ARTIST #1: #1 Boy,: Boy, I’m I’mnever never going going to useto useone one of thoseof those pens pens from from NARRATORNARRATOR: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz… Sappovitz… PelopponesiaPelopponesia again! again! ALLALL: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz? Sappovitz? ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Who: Who would would have have thought thought our ourgreat great plans plans could could back back re  re NARRATORNARRATOR: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz. Sappovitz. (Moves (Moves aside aside and and puts puts his handhis hand out out like likethat? that? 40 40 to presentto present STANLEY, STANLEY, who who has hasswung swung around around to face to face front.) front.) ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 And: And to think to think I was I was the theone one who who  rst drew rst drew that that monster. monster.

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock… tock… 1 TRIPLE1 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Yeah,: Yeah, I don’t I don’t think think I’m evenI’m even fast fastenough enough to do to that.do that. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! STANLEYSTANLEY: You: You would would be ifbe we if createwe create a diversion. a diversion. You You know, know, distract distract MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock! tock! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) him.him. Have Have you youread read how how those those Minutos Minutos are arealways always traveling traveling around with him? SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Well,: Well, now, now, I think I think it’s timeit’s time for mefor meto embark to embark on myon my around with him? 5 5 5 5 careercareer in crime. in crime. (To MINUTOS.)(To MINUTOS.) Take Take all the all clocksthe clocks and and timepieces! timepieces! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: They: They are arethe thecreepiest creepiest little little things! things! We’reWe’re going going to  ndto a nd more a more appropriate appropriate place place for my for headquarters.my headquarters. STANLEYSTANLEY: What: What I was I was thinking thinking was was that that maybe maybe Star Star Guy Guy could could SomewhereSomewhere in Times in Times Square, Square, I think. I think. (As (Aseveryone everyone EXITS, EXITS, he he zap zapthem them with with his charismahis charisma ray. ray.They’ll They’ll go crazygo crazy screaming screaming and and lookslooks at theat thepainting painting WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN had had earlier earlier unveiled.) unveiled.) Not Not wantingwanting his autograph.his autograph. bad,bad, but butI think I think I’m muchI’m much better better looking looking in real in real life. life.(Laughs (Laughs evilly evilly STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Preens.): (Preens.) Of course. Of course. 10 10 as he EXITS RIGHT. BLACKOUT.) as he EXITS RIGHT. BLACKOUT.) 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: That: That should should hopefully hopefully unsettle unsettle Shock Shock Clock Clock enough enough that that EndEnd of Scene of Scene Three Three TripleTriple Time Time could could grab grab him himand and hold hold him himfor Blossom for Blossom to knock to knock him him out outwith with her hermagic magic  owers.  owers. Scene Four Scene Four WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Annoyed: (Annoyed at being at being left out.)left out.) And And what what am Iam doing I doing SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. duringduring all this? all this? Combing Combing my fur?my fur? NARRATORNARRATOR: Woe: Woe to the to comicthe comic book book man man who who oversteps oversteps his bounds.his bounds. 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: No.: No.You’re… You’re… uh… uh… you’re you’re the thekey keyto the to theentire entire plan! plan! Wunderman was one such as these. Luckily, he had Stanley Wunderman was one such as these. Luckily, he had Stanley WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I am?: I am? (Pleased.) (Pleased.) What What do Ido do? I do? LeonardoLeonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz waiting waiting patiently patiently in the in wings.the wings. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT. RIGHT. STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: notI’m surenot sure yet, yet,but itbut will it bewill good. be good. First, First, we havewe have to  gureto  gure 15 15 LIGHTSLIGHTS UP onUP WUNDERMAN’Son WUNDERMAN’S of ce.) of ce.) out outhow how to  tond  oldnd oldShock Shock Clock. Clock. He Hecan canshow show up anywhereup anywhere at at STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? anytime.anytime. Now Now if I could if I could only only remember remember how how Batman Batman knew knew that that Mr. Mr. Gee, where is everyone? I thought I heard a lot of noise up here Gee, where is everyone? I thought I heard a lot of noise up here 20 20 FreezeFreeze would would be— be— a minutea minute ago. ago. (Looks (Looks around around and and sees sees Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s picture.) picture.) VIOLAVIOLA: (Who: (Who has hasbeen been lea  leang  ngthrough through a newspaper.)a newspaper.) Listen, Listen, Boy!Boy! That That is an is evil-lookingan evil-looking villain! villain! I wonder I wonder what what series series they’re they’re everyone,everyone, it says it says here here that that Rotten Rotten Penny Penny is going is going to play to play at a at big a big 20 goinggoing to use to usehim himin. (Looksin. (Looks around around some some more. more. Takes Takes out outpen pen 20 partyparty in Times in Times Square Square tonight, tonight, and and that that he’s he’s going going to auction to auction off off andand small small sketch sketch pad.) pad.) I think I think I’ll just I’ll justsit awhile sit awhile and and draw draw with with my my his famoushis famous coin coin collection collection for charity.for charity. I’d love I’d love to go to togo that. to that. Rotten Rotten newnew pen pen until until everyone everyone comes comes back. back. (Sits (Sits on bench on bench at CENTER.) at CENTER.) 25 25 PennyPenny is my is favoritemy favorite singer! singer! And And he’s he’s so handsome! so handsome! If I doIf I a do really a really good good picture, picture, maybe maybe Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman will likewill likeit and it and let melet mebe anbe artistan artist for onefor one of hisof hisbooks! books! (Sits (Sits quietly, quietly, drawing. drawing. STARSTAR GUY GUY: You’ve: You’ve got togot be to kidding! be kidding! He hasHe hasa big a nose,big nose, and and his eyeshis eyes are too close together. Now, if you look at my perfect features, you 25 25 AfterAfter a few a fewmoments, moments, STAR STAR GUY GUY pops pops up from up from behind behind one one of the of the are too close together. Now, if you look at my perfect features, you largelarge blocks. blocks. [NOTE: [NOTE: STAR STAR GUY, GUY, TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, BLOSSOM BLOSSOM and and will willsee— see— WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN can canappear appear from from anywhere anywhere ONSTAGE ONSTAGE or can or can STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s: That’s it! Viola, it! Viola, you’re you’re a genius! a genius! simplysimply ENTER ENTER on cue.])on cue.]) 30 VIOLA30 VIOLA: I am?: I am? Gee, Gee, thanks. thanks. What What did Idid say? I say? STARSTAR GUY GUY: It’s: It’sStar Star Guy! Guy! (Strikes (Strikes a pose a pose with with a big a bigsmile smile on hison his STANLEYSTANLEY: The: The Rotten Rotten Penny Penny show! show! If he’s If he’s auctioning auctioning off his off valuablehis valuable 30 30 face—somethingface—something he doeshe does frequently frequently after after speaking.) speaking.) coincoin collection, collection, Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock is sure is sure to be to there.be there. And And the thefact fact STANLEYSTANLEY: (So: (Sostartled startled he fallshe falls off theoff thebench.) bench.) Who—who Who—who are areyou? you? thatthat it’s atit’s Times at Times Square Square makes makes it even it even more more perfect. perfect. If I Ifwere I were STARSTAR GUY GUY: I :just I justtold toldyou—Star you—Star Guy. Guy. I’m I’mthe thebest-looking, best-looking, most most writingwriting the story,the story, I de I nitelyde nitely would would have have had had the bigthe battlebig battle at Times at Times charismatic,charismatic, charming charming and and popular popular superhero superhero around. around. 35 35 Square!Square! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at STAR at STAR GUY, GUY, then then at the at picturethe picture he was he was drawing, drawing, VIOLAVIOLA: So: weSo getwe getto go to togo the to theshow? show? I’ve I’vegot gotto get to geta new a new out  outt!  t! 35 35 thenthen back back at STAR at STAR GUY.) GUY.) This This is very is very strange. strange. You You look look exactly exactly STANLEYSTANLEY: We’ll: We’ll go togo Timesto Times Square Square early. early. Star Star Guy Guy will willzap zapthe the like likethe thesuperhero superhero in the in thepicture picture I just I justdrew. drew. MinutosMinutos as soon as soon as Shock as Shock Clock Clock shows shows up, Tripleup, Triple Time Time grabs grabs him, him, STARSTAR GUY GUY: Of: course Of course I do. I do.I am I amthat that superhero. superhero. You You drew drew me! me! BlossomBlossom knocks knocks him himout, out, and— and— 40 STANLEYSTANLEY: I…: II… drew I drew you? you? WOMBAT40 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Taps: (Taps her herfoot foot impatiently.) impatiently.) And? And?

14 14 27 27 1 SHOCK1 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Gasps.): (Gasps.) Eraser Eraser Man?! Man?! 1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: (As: (Asthe NARRATORthe NARRATOR EXITS EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) It’s StanleyIt’s Stanley Leonardo Leonardo STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s: That’s right, right, Doctor! Doctor! You’re You’re a comic a comic book book villain, villain, with with Sappovitz,Sappovitz, actually. actually. (To (ToAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) My Mymother mother named named me me magicmagic drawn drawn by aby powerful a powerful pen. pen. I’m justI’m justan ordinaryan ordinary guy, guy, but butI’ve I’ve LeonardoLeonardo after after that that artist. artist. I think I think he livedhe lived in Italy in Italy a long a long time time ago ago got gotsomething something that that can candefeat defeat you! you! I’ve I’vegot gotthis! this! (Holds (Holds up hisup his or something.or something. She She says says he washe was a really a really good good artist. artist. I’m I’mglad glad she she 5 5 eraser.)eraser.) 5 5 namednamed me thatme that because because I’m anI’m artist, an artist, too. too. At least, At least, I want I want to be. to I’vebe. I’ve been drawing ever since I can remember. I really got dedicated, SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Never!: Never! No oneNo one defeats defeats Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! Tick Tick tock, tock, been drawing ever since I can remember. I really got dedicated, though, when I saw my  rst comic book. I was about eight. As stopstop the theclock! clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, and and STANLEY STANLEY puts puts his shieldhis shield though, when I saw my  rst comic book. I was about eight. As soon as I opened up the pages, I knew what I wanted to be when up.)up.) Stop Stop the clock!the clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers again, again, and and STANLEY STANLEY again again soon as I opened up the pages, I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to get a job in a comic book company and be shieldsshields himself.) himself.) Stop Stop the theclock! clock! Stop Stop the theclock! clock! Stop Stop the theclock! clock! I grew up. I wanted to get a job in a comic book company and be 10 10 a comica comic book book artist. artist. I wanted I wanted to spend to spend my lifemy drawinglife drawing pictures pictures of of 10 (Gets(Gets more more and and more more furious, furious, snapping snapping his his ngers  ngers repeatedly repeatedly and and 10 superheroes! (MUSIC CUE 1: “Comic Book Artist.” Sings.) tryingtrying to get to getpast past STANLEY’S STANLEY’S shield shield as STANLEY as STANLEY parries parries with with his his superheroes! (MUSIC CUE 1: “Comic Book Artist.” Sings.) Juggernaut, Cyclops, Storm, the Human Torch, Wolverine, shieldshield and and strikes strikes with with his eraser.his eraser. Finally, Finally, STANLEY STANLEY succeeds succeeds in in Juggernaut, Cyclops, Storm, the Human Torch, Wolverine, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, the Beast, the Thing! hittinghitting SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S upstage upstage arm arm with with the theeraser. eraser. SHOCK SHOCK Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, the Beast, the Thing! Ever since I’ve been a kid, CLOCKCLOCK screams screams and and puts puts his armhis arm behind behind his back,his back, hidden hidden by his by his Ever since I’ve been a kid, 15 15 I’ve I’veread read what what these these heroes heroes and and villains villains did. did. 15 15 cape,cape, to depict to depict the theerasure.) erasure.) My arm!My arm! You’ve You’ve erased erased my arm!my arm! I’ve I’vefollowed followed every every “kaboom” “kaboom” and and “pow.” “pow.” STANLEY: I’m: I’mgoing going to eraseto erase more more than than that that in ain minute, a minute, Shock Shock STANLEY I’ve I’veloved loved those those stories stories so much so much that that now... now... Clock!Clock! (Erases (Erases SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S other other arm arm in the in thesame same way.) way.) I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Puts: (Puts the thearm arm behind behind his hisback, back, as well.)as well.) No! No!No! No! That’sThat’s where where my heartmy heart is... is...That’s That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! Not Notmy myother other arm! arm! (Screams, (Screams, then then recovers recovers his hisbravado.) bravado.) Who Who 20 CHORUS20 CHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. 20 20 needsneeds arms arms anyway! anyway! I can I canstill still ght!  ght! I, Dr. I, ShockDr. Shock Clock, Clock, will willnever never That’sThat’s where where his hearthis heart is… is… be defeated!be defeated! (Begins (Begins to kick to kick at STANLEY, at STANLEY, who who then then erases erases his his STANLEY: (Sings.) …That’s the job for me! leg.)leg.) Not Notmy leg!my leg!No! No!No! No!Not Notmy leg!my leg!Anything Anything but butmy leg!my leg!(Hops (Hops STANLEY: (Sings.) …That’s the job for me! on oneon one leg.) leg.) Well, Well, so I’veso I’velost losta leg— a leg— I still I stillhave have my myother other leg. leg. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Batman, Batman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine Wolverine and and Freeze, Freeze, I canI candefeat defeat you youon oneon one leg! leg!(Hops (Hops on oneon one leg, leg,still stillnot notgiving giving PoisonPoison Ivy, Ivy,Penguin… Penguin… 25 25 up. up.Then Then STANLEY STANLEY begins begins on hison otherhis other leg.) leg.) My Myother other leg! leg!Don’t Don’t 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …I love…I love each each one one of these. of these. eraseerase my othermy other leg! leg!I am I amDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! I can I canstop stop time! time! I can— I can— TheThe Incredible Incredible Hulk Hulk with with all his all bulk,his bulk, (Falls(Falls on hison hisknees knees as STANLEYas STANLEY starts starts to erase to erase his historso.) torso.) No! No! TheThe Riddler Riddler with with his withis wit No! No!Nooooooo! Nooooooo! (Falls (Falls behind behind the theblocks, blocks, seemingly seemingly thoroughly thoroughly Or KingpinOr Kingpin having having a  t! a  t! erased.erased. As VIOLAAs VIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN start start to congratulate to congratulate CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Daredevil, Daredevil, Bullseye, Bullseye, Elektra Elektra and and Thor, Thor, 30 30 STANLEY, though, SHOCK CLOCK’S head alone pops up from STANLEY, though, SHOCK CLOCK’S head alone pops up from 30 30 NightNight Crawler, Crawler, Venom Venom and and the theFantastic Fantastic Four! Four! behindbehind the theblocks. blocks. [NOTE: [NOTE: When When SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S head head pops pops He canHe canread read Spawn Spawn from from dusk dusk to dawn. to dawn. backback up, aup, SLIDE a SLIDE WHISTLE WHISTLE SOUND SOUND EFFECT EFFECT can canbe very be very effective effective STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) And And Magneto Magneto is the is thescourge scourge of the of theweek! week! if available.])if available.]) I am I amDr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! I shall I shall never never be defeated!be defeated! I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. (Bounces(Bounces his hishead head along along the theblocks blocks over over to STANLEY,to STANLEY, making making That’sThat’s where where my heartmy heart is... is...That’s That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! 35 35 bitingbiting movements movements with with his hismouth. mouth. STANLEY STANLEY erases erases his hishead head 35 35 CHORUS: (Sings.) He wants to be an artist, a comic book artist. as heas screamshe screams and and disappears. disappears. The The NEWSBOY NEWSBOY and and SEVERAL SEVERAL CHORUS: (Sings.) He wants to be an artist, a comic book artist. That’s where his heart is… OTHEROTHER CHARACTERS CHARACTERS who who have have melded melded into intothe AUDIENCEthe AUDIENCE to to That’s where his heart is… be spectatorsbe spectators jump jump up. up.MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …That’s …That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! I’d like to create a gang like X-Men in their prime NEWSBOYNEWSBOY: Look!: Look! Eraser Eraser Man Man did it!did it! I’d like to create a gang like X-Men in their prime AndAnd put putthem them in a inbook a book someday… someday… 40 CROWD40 CROWD MEMBER MEMBER #1: #1 He: erasedHe erased Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! 40 40 That’sThat’s a dream a dream of mine. of mine. CROWDCROWD MEMBER MEMBER #2 : #2 He: Hewon’t won’t be bearound around to stealto steal from from us us A powerfulA powerful guy guywith with a laser a laser eye, eye, anymore!anymore!

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1 1 ’Cause ’Cause no oneno one can cando battledo battle and and no oneno one can candefeat defeat 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: (Smoothes: (Smoothes his hairhis hair back.) back.) And And I must I must say, say, you youhave have very very The The evil evilsuperpower superpower who who preys preys on allon he all meets!he meets! goodgood taste taste in superheroes. in superheroes. There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: But: Buthow how could could I have I have drawn drawn you, you, and and then then just justhave have you you There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! appearappear like likethat? that? 5 5 Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! 5 STAR5 STAR GUY GUY: Simple.: Simple. You’re You’re using using a pen a pen from from Pelopponesia. Pelopponesia. Everything Everything Panic in the city… mayhem in the street! (SHOCK CLOCK runs ON Panic in the city… mayhem in the street! (SHOCK CLOCK runs ON you youdraw draw comes comes to life. to life.And And man, man, oh man, oh man, are arethe girlsthe girls in this in thistown town and, with a snap of his  ngers, FREEZES everyone ONSTAGE. and, with a snap of his  ngers, FREEZES everyone ONSTAGE. goinggoing to thank to thank you youfor me!for me! He laughsHe laughs evilly evilly as the as theLIGHTS LIGHTS DIM DIM OUT. OUT. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at his at pen.)his pen.) This This is very is very strange. strange. EndEnd of Scene of Scene Five Five STARSTAR GUY GUY: You’re: You’re repeating repeating yourself. yourself. Hey… Hey… uh, uh,what’s what’s your your name? name? SceneScene Six Six 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: Stanley.: Stanley. Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, who who has hasreturned returned to his to placehis place STARSTAR GUY GUY: Cool.: Cool. Now Now listen, listen, Stan, Stan, you youreally really aced aced it drawing it drawing me, me, but but 10 FAR10 FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. WUNDERMAN’S WUNDERMAN’S of ce of has ce hasbeen been set upset again.up again. you youleft meleft mea little a little defenseless, defenseless, you youknow. know. NARRATORNARRATOR: While: While Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was wreaking wreaking havoc havoc on theon the STANLEYSTANLEY: Defenseless?: Defenseless? peoplepeople of theof thecity, city, Stanley Stanley and and his hisband band of superheroesof superheroes were were STARSTAR GUY GUY: Right.: Right. Aside Aside from from my goodmy good looks, looks, which which I admit I admit are arepretty pretty hatchinghatching a plan a plan to foilto foilthe theschemes schemes of theof theevil evilvillain villain because, because, 15 15 outstanding,outstanding, I don’t I don’t have have any anyweapons. weapons. I need I need you youto draw to draw me me well,well, that’s that’s what what superheroes superheroes do, do,of course. of course. It wasn’t It wasn’t an easyan easy job, job, somethingsomething with with power, power, Stan, Stan, something something other-worldly, other-worldly, you youknow. know. 15 15 comingcoming up withup with an ideaan idea to conquer to conquer Shock Shock Clock. Clock. They They thought… thought… STANLEYSTANLEY: I :could I could draw draw you youa laser a laser gun, gun, or maybeor maybe some some kind kind of of (SOUND(SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: PASSAGE PASSAGE OF OFTIME TIME SOUND. SOUND. LIGHTS LIGHTS cosmiccosmic sword. sword. UP UPon STANLEY,on STANLEY, the theSUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES and and VIOLA, VIOLA, FROZEN FROZEN STARSTAR GUY GUY: No,: No,no, no,no. no.What What I need, I need, Stan Stan my myman, man, is something is something in ain tableau, a tableau, thinking. thinking. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHTto SPOTLIGHT on theon the 20 20 special,special, something something to  tto my  t star-likemy star-like persona. persona. Something Something like likea… a… NARRATOR.)NARRATOR.) …and …and thought… thought… (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon aon new a new tableau tableau of of a charismaa charisma ray! ray! 20 20 STANLEYSTANLEY and and the theOTHERS OTHERS thinking thinking in different in different positions. positions. STAR STAR STANLEYSTANLEY: A :charisma A charisma ray? ray? GUYGUY is looking is looking a bit a tired.bit tired. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHT to SPOTLIGHT on theon the STARSTAR GUY GUY: Right!: Right! Whenever Whenever I shoot I shoot it, everyone it, everyone falls falls at my at myfeet, feet, NARRATOR.)NARRATOR.) …and …and thought. thought. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon anotheron another tableau tableau screamingscreaming my name,my name, begging begging for anfor autograph.an autograph. of EVERYONEof EVERYONE thinking, thinking, except except STAR STAR GUY, GUY, who who is draped is draped over over 25 25 : That’s a very unusual weapon for a superhero, but I guess a blocka block or chair, or chair, snoring. snoring. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHT to SPOTLIGHT on theon the STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s a very unusual weapon for a superhero, but I guess I could try to draw something like that. (Starts to draw.) How’s this? 25 25 NARRATOR.NARRATOR. SOUND SOUND EFFECT EFFECT STOPS.) STOPS.) Finally, Finally, they they came came up up I could try to draw something like that. (Starts to draw.) How’s this? (Shows the picture to STAR GUY, and the charisma ray comes withwith a plan. a plan. (SPOT (SPOT OFF OFF the theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, and and LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPon on (Shows the picture to STAR GUY, and the charisma ray comes  ying ONSTAGE from the wings. [See PRODUCTION NOTES. STANLEYSTANLEY and and the theOTHERS. OTHERS. NARRATOR NARRATOR EXITS EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.)  ying ONSTAGE from the wings. [See PRODUCTION NOTES. AnyAny mirror mirror or weapon-like or weapon-like prop prop will willsuf sufce… ce… be creative!])be creative!]) STANLEYSTANLEY: I’ve: I’vegot gotit! (STAR it! (STAR GUY GUY wakes wakes suddenly suddenly and and falls falls on theon the 30 30 : (Catches it and looks it over.) Hmm… Let me just  y  oor.) oor.) No oneNo one can can ght  againstght against Shock Shock Clock Clock because because he just he juststops stops STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Catches it and looks it over.) Hmm… Let me just  y outsideoutside and and give give it a try.it a (Leapstry. (Leaps in the in theair asair if as to iftake to take off andoff and falls falls 30 30 timetime and and everyone everyone freezes freezes in their in their tracks. tracks. What What we havewe have to do to isdo is  at on his face. Gets up, gives STANLEY a dirty look.) get getto him to himbefore before he hashe hasa chance a chance to stop to stop time! time!  at on his face. Gets up, gives STANLEY a dirty look.) STANLEY: Sorry, I guess I didn’t draw you with the power to  y. STARSTAR GUY GUY: Easier: Easier said said than than done, done, my man.my man. All he All hashe hasto do to isdo snap is snap STANLEY: Sorry, I guess I didn’t draw you with the power to  y. his his ngers.  ngers. (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers to emphasizeto emphasize his hiswords, words, then then STARSTAR GUY GUY: You: You “guess” “guess” you youdidn’t didn’t draw draw me mewith with the thepower power to  toy?!  y?! continuescontinues snapping snapping them them and and grooving grooving to his to beat.)his beat.) 35 35 What’sWhat’s this thiscape cape for? for? Capes Capes are arefor for ying—  ying— That’s That’s what what they’re they’re for! They’re for  uttering out behind you and looking dramatic 35 WOMBAT35 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Bops: (Bops STAR STAR GUY GUY on theon thehead.) head.) Stop Stop that, that, you you for! They’re for  uttering out behind you and looking dramatic when you land! What good are they if you can’t  y?! idiot!idiot! when you land! What good are they if you can’t  y?! STANLEY: Well, they look really good. Especially with that tight BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: I hate: I hate to admit to admit that that Star Star Guy Guy uttered uttered any anywords words of wisdom, of wisdom, STANLEY: Well, they look really good. Especially with that tight bodysuit I gave you. but buthe’s he’s right right about about how how dif cultdif cultit would it would be tobe get to getto Shock to Shock Clock Clock bodysuit I gave you. beforebefore he snapshe snaps his his ngers.  ngers.

26 26 15 15 1 1 A nuclearA nuclear Robo-lad… Robo-lad… 1 VIOLA1 VIOLA: It will: It work,will work, Stanley. Stanley. It’s aIt’s very a very good good drawing. drawing. And And with with that that and and They’reThey’re right right here here on myon pad!my pad! WombatWombat Woman’s Woman’s cape cape and and mask, mask, you youlook look very… very… very very heroic. heroic. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He couldHe could draw draw an outlawan outlaw like likeevil evilDoctor Doctor Doom. Doom. STANLEYSTANLEY: Thank: Thank you, you, Viola. Viola. (The (The MINUTOS MINUTOS start start to ENTER to ENTER LEFT, LEFT, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) carryingcarrying their their full arrayfull array of timepieces. of timepieces. They They climb climb one one by one by one onto onto 5 5 I’d makeI’d make him himbig andbig and vile vileand and mean, mean, and and put puthim himin a inroom a room 5 5 the “roof”the “roof” of rehearsal of rehearsal blocks.) blocks.) Here Here they they come. come. Wombat Wombat Woman, Woman, WithWith my heroesmy heroes who who I’ve I’vegiven given amazing amazing powers. powers. you youand and Viola Viola stay stay here. here. If the If worstthe worst happens, happens, burrow burrow into intothat that wall wall there and hide. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Lightening Lightening would would  ash  ashand and thunder thunder would would crash. crash. there and hide. : Right. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) They’d They’d  ght  ghtin there in there for hours!for hours! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Right. I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. VIOLAVIOLA: Good: Good luck, luck, Stanley! Stanley! 10 10 That’sThat’s where where my heartmy heart is... is...That’s That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: (Takes: (Takes VIOLA’S VIOLA’S hand. hand. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 6a: 6a: “Sappy “Sappy Violin Violin CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. Music.”)Music.”) If I don’tIf I don’t come come out outof this, of this, Viola, Viola, always always remember remember that that That’sThat’s where where his hearthis heart is… is… StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz tried tried his veryhis very best best to be to a be superhero. a superhero. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …That’s …That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh,Stanley! Stanley! Juggernaut,Juggernaut, Cyclops, Cyclops, Storm, Storm, the theHuman Human Torch, Torch, Wolverine, Wolverine, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks back back as heas leaves.)he leaves.) Viola! Viola! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. Climbs Climbs 15 15 GreenGreen Goblin, Goblin, Dr. Octopus,Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, Sabretooth, the theBeast, Beast, the Thing!the Thing! 15 15 ontoonto the theroof roof with with his hiseraser eraser and and shield.) shield.) Minutos! Minutos! I see I seeyou’ve you’ve CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist!an artist! arrived,arrived, but where’sbut where’s your your master, master, Shock Shock Clock? Clock? Too Toosteep steep a climb a climb for his fragile constitution? STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) That’s That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) for his fragile constitution? EndEnd of Scene of Scene One One SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Runs: (Runs IN LEFTIN LEFT and and jumps jumps on theon theroof roof behind behind the the MINUTOS.)MINUTOS.) My constitutionMy constitution runs runs like likeclockwork, clockwork, fool! fool! I doubt I doubt we’ll we’ll 20 20 be able to say the same about yours when I’m through with you! SceneScene Two Two be able to say the same about yours when I’m through with you! Minutos,Minutos, duck duck your your heads heads for afor moment, a moment, please. please. LIGHTSLIGHTS UP: UP: On OnWunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.STANLEY, STANLEY, no longerno longer wearing wearing : Yes, Sultan of the Century! (They crouch down.) a baseballa baseball cap, cap, is standing is standing FROZEN FROZEN behind behind a desk a desk at LEFT. at LEFT. A broom A broom MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes, Sultan of the Century! (They crouch down.) 20 is20 leaningis leaning against against the thedesk. desk. The The NARRATOR NARRATOR ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and and SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Tick: Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, stop stop the clock!the clock! (Snaps (Snaps his  his ngers,  ngers, lookslooks at the at thefrozen frozen STANLEY. STANLEY. but butSTANLEY STANLEY holds holds up hisup shieldhis shield and and de ectsde ects the thepower.) power.) NARRATORNARRATOR: (To: (ToAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) Stanley Stanley grew grew up, up,as allas boys all boys do, do,and and 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: Sorry,: Sorry, Shock Shock Clock, Clock, but butyour your power power has hasrun runout outof time! of time! he didhe getdid geta job a injob a incomic a comic book book company—Wonder company—Wonder Comics, Comics, run run SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: What!: What! It can’t It can’t be! be! by theby theillustrious illustrious D. C. D. Wunderman! C. Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) MINUTOSMINUTOS: Can’t: Can’t be, be,can’t can’t be, be,can’t can’t be! be! 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: (UNFREEZES.): (UNFREEZES.) This This is goingis going to beto thebe thebest best issue issue of of STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh,yes, yes, it can. it can. Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your gears gears have have run run LionfaceLionface yet! yet!The The drawings drawings are arestupendous! stupendous! (Looks (Looks around around and and down,down, and and your your hour hour of powerof power is coming is coming to ato close! a close! (Turns (Turns to to walkswalks CENTER CENTER STAGE.) STAGE.) I can’t I can’t believe believe I’m actuallyI’m actually here, here, working working 30 30 VIOLAVIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Did Didyou youhear hear that that rhyme, rhyme, hour hour for D.for C. D. Wunderman, C. Wunderman, the thegreatest greatest comic comic book book man man of all of time! all time! I I andand power? power? can canalmost almost see seeall theall thesuperheroes superheroes and and that that have have been been created created VIOLAVIOLA: It :was It was wonderful, wonderful, Stanley! Stanley! 30 30 here!here! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 1a: 1a: “Dream “Dream Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” Various Various SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Minutos!: Minutos! Attack Attack him! him! COMICCOMIC BOOK BOOK CHARACTERS CHARACTERS ENTER ENTER as STANLEYas STANLEY calls calls their their names.names. If there If there aren’t aren’t enough enough actors actors for all for ten all charactersten characters you youcan can MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, oh Tycoon oh Tycoon of Temporality! of Temporality! Attack, Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, deletedelete some, some, or have or have the actorsthe actors EXIT EXIT and and quickly quickly RE-ENTER RE-ENTER after after 35 35 attack!attack! (The (The MINUTOS MINUTOS charge charge STANLEY. STANLEY. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 6b: 6b:“Battle “Battle changingchanging capes capes and and masks.) masks.) Meteor Meteor Man! Man! Swamp Swamp Creature! Creature! Cat Cat Music—Underscore.”Music—Underscore.” They They thrust thrust with with their their hourglasses hourglasses and andclocks. clocks. 35 35 Lady!Lady! Mr. Mr.Terri Terri c! Master c! Master Freeze! Freeze! The The Jester! Jester! The The Black Black Knight! Knight! He parriesHe parries and andgradually gradually erases erases the MINUTOSthe MINUTOS one oneby one. by one. [NOTE: [NOTE: MaryMary Mist! Mist! King King Comet! Comet! Magniosa! Magniosa! (Joins (Joins them them in anin optionalan optional TheyThey are are“erased” “erased” by falling by falling behind behind the rehearsalthe rehearsal blocks.]) blocks.]) dreamdream dance. dance. Finally, Finally, D. C. D. WUNDERMAN C. WUNDERMAN ENTERS.) ENTERS.) STANLEYSTANLEY: As: IAs was I was saying, saying, Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your Minutos Minutos on earthon earth are are 40 40 fast fastdisappearing. disappearing. I’m erasingI’m erasing them them all. It’sall. justIt’s justyou youand and me now—me now— Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock against against Eraser Eraser Man! Man!

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1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: (Looks: (Looks himself himself over.) over.) Well, Well, you’re you’re right right there. there. I do I lookdo look 1 NARRATOR1 NARRATOR: There: There was was nothing nothing anyone anyone could could do againstdo against Dr. ShockDr. Shock prettypretty good, good, don’t don’t I? (Flexes I? (Flexes his muscles.)his muscles.) I work I work out, out, you youknow. know. Clock.Clock. Even Even the policethe police were were powerless powerless against against him. him. As soon As soon as they as they STANLEYSTANLEY: And: And with with your your charisma charisma ray, ray,you youreally really don’t don’t need need to  y.to  y. gavegave chase, chase, he would he would just justsnap snap his  his ngers,  ngers, and andthey they would would be frozen be frozen STARSTAR GUY GUY: I suppose: I suppose not. not. Any Any superhero superhero can can y, but y, howbut how many many have have in time.in time. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPFORESTAGE FORESTAGE LEFT, LEFT, where where SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK 5 5 my charisma?!my charisma?! (Preens.) (Preens.) 5 5 has hasRE-ENTERED RE-ENTERED and andis walking is walking along along casually casually towards towards STAGE STAGE STANLEYSTANLEY: You: You were were going going to try to ittry out. it out. RIGHT.RIGHT. Two Two POLICEMEN POLICEMEN ENTER ENTER LEFT LEFT and andsee seehim.) him.) POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #1: #1 Look,: Look, O’Malley, O’Malley, isn’t isn’t that— that— STARSTAR GUY GUY: What?: What? POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #2: #2 Yeah,: Yeah, it is! it is! : Your: Your Charisma Charisma Ray. Ray. You You were were going going to try to ittry out. it out. STANLEYSTANLEY BOTHBOTH: Shock: Shock Clock! Clock! (They (They start start to run to runafter after him.) him.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Looks: (Looks at his at ray.) his ray.) Right. Right. I’ll just… I’ll just… run… run… outside outside and and check check 10 POLICEMAN10 POLICEMAN #1: #1 Stop!: Stop! 10 10 it out.it out. (Runs (Runs FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT RIGHT where where a SPOT a SPOT COMES COMES UP UPon on POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #2: #2 In: the In thename name of— of— THREETHREE GIRLS.) GIRLS.) Hey, Hey, girls, girls, want want to go to outgo outwith with a superhero? a superhero? SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Snaps: (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and the POLICEMENthe POLICEMEN FREEZE.) FREEZE.) GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Get: Getlost, lost, creep! creep! (STAR (STAR GUY GUY zaps zaps them them with with his charismahis charisma TheThe law? law? How How nice nice to meet to meet you. you. Have Have a nice a nice day. day. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT RIGHT ray. ray.SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: CHARISMA CHARISMA ZAP. ZAP. The The SPOT SPOT TURNS TURNS RED, RED, laughing,laughing, leaving leaving the POLICEMENthe POLICEMEN FROZEN. FROZEN. A few A fewseconds seconds later, later, and they fall on their knees screaming.) and they fall on their knees screaming.) 15 15 he RE-ENTERS.)he RE-ENTERS.) Sorry, Sorry, I almost I almost forgot. forgot. (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and 15 GIRL15 GIRL #2: #2 It’s: StarIt’s Star Guy! Guy! EXITSEXITS laughing laughing as theas thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN UNFREEZE. UNFREEZE. SPOT SPOT BACK BACK GIRLGIRL #3: #3 Star: Star Guy! Guy! UP onUP theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Give: Give me meyour your autograph, autograph, please! please! NARRATORNARRATOR: No: Noone one knew knew what what to do. to do.The The city citywas was in a in state a state of of GIRLGIRL #2: #2 I love: I love you, you, Star Star Guy! Guy! (Wraps (Wraps her herarms arms around around his legs.)his legs.) panic.panic. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS BACK BACK UP FULL.UP FULL. CHARACTERS, CHARACTERS, except except SHOCK SHOCK 20 20 CLOCKCLOCK and and MINUTOS, MINUTOS, ENTER ENTER and and mill millaround, around, panic-stricken. panic-stricken. GIRLGIRL #3: #3 You’re: You’re my hero!my hero! MUSICMUSIC CUE CUE 5: “Panic5: “Panic in the in theCity.” City.” Sing.) Sing.) 20 20 : You’re my destiny! GIRLGIRL #1: #1 You’re my destiny! There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! GIRLGIRL #2: #2 You’re: You’re my… my… you’re you’re my myAmerican American idol! idol! (GIRLS (GIRLS continue continue ’Cause ’Cause no oneno one can cando battle,do battle, and and no oneno one can candefeat defeat screamingscreaming as the as theSPOT SPOT GOES GOES OUT. OUT. They They EXIT, EXIT, and and STAR STAR GUY GUY The The evil evilsuperpower superpower who who preys preys on allon he all meets!he meets! returnsreturns to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) 25 25 There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Congratulations,: Congratulations, Stan! Stan! My charisma My charisma ray worksray works to perfection! to perfection! The The villain’s villain’s name name is Shock is Shock Clock, Clock, 25 25 Of course,Of course, why why wouldn’t wouldn’t it with it with someone someone like likeme usingme using it? it? It’s a It’s name a name we’ve we’ve grown grown to fear! to fear! STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: gladI’m glad you youlike likeit. I modeledit. I modeled it after it after a little a little known known comic comic And And we worrywe worry every every moment moment bookbook hero’s— hero’s— He may He may be drawingbe drawing near. near. STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Ignores: (Ignores STANLEY.) STANLEY.) Where’s Where’s the therest rest of my of gang?my gang? 30 30 Not Nota single a single treasure treasure STANLEYSTANLEY: Gang?: Gang? Can Can escape escape his greedyhis greedy hand. hand. ’Cause ’Cause the theminutes minutes and and the thehours hours 30 STAR30 STAR GUY GUY: My: partners,My partners, Stan, Stan, my compatriots.my compatriots. I’m notI’m notone one of those of those All move All move at his at demand!his demand! lonelylonely superheroes superheroes like likeSpidey Spidey or Daredevil. or Daredevil. I need I need friends, friends, man. man. I I There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! needneed fans. fans. Give Give me mea group a group to lead. to lead. I’m aI’m born a born leader! leader! 35 35 Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh,you youmean mean you youwant want a group a group like likeX-Men X-Men or the or Fantasticthe Fantastic Four?Four? Wow! Wow! I can I cando that!do that! I’ve I’vebeen been drawing drawing superheroes superheroes all my all my He can He canstop stop all time all time from from ticking. ticking. He can freeze us in our tracks. 35 35 life. life.In fact,In fact, I’ve I’veeven even been been working working on myon myown own series series that that I’m I’m He can freeze us in our tracks. hopinghoping someday someday Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman will— will— He can He cansteal steal our ourcoats coats and and jackets jackets From From off our off ourvery very backs! backs! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Draw,: Draw, Stanley, Stanley, draw. draw. 40 40 There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: Sure.: Sure. Right Right away! away! (Picks (Picks up his up padhis pad again, again, then then continues continues Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! talking.)talking.) Do youDo youknow know my mymother mother named named me meLeonardo Leonardo after after that that There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! 40 40 ItalianItalian artist artist guy? guy? He was—He was—

16 16 25 25 1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: Dr.: Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your time time is runningis running out. out. You You are are 1 WUNDERMAN1 WUNDERMAN: :(ENTERS (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Sippovatz! Sippovatz! (MUSIC (MUSIC STOPS STOPS aboutabout to meet— to meet— (SOUND (SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE.) FANFARE.) —Eraser —Eraser Man! Man! IMMEDIATELYIMMEDIATELY and and the theDREAM DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES drift drift OFF.) OFF.) (BLACKOUT.)(BLACKOUT.) WhatWhat are areyou you doing?! doing?! I told I told you you to sweep to sweep all the all the oors  oors and and empty empty EndEnd of Scene of Scene Eight Eight the thetrash trash cans. cans. 5 STANLEY5 STANLEY: (Jerked: (Jerked out outof hisof hisreverie.) reverie.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! Right Right SceneScene Nine Nine away,away, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! (Gets (Gets his hisbroom broom and and begins begins to sweep.)to sweep.) SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. A few A few By Bythe theway, way, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, it’s it’sSappovitz. Sappovitz. Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo 5 NEWSBOY5 NEWSBOY and and EXTRAS EXTRAS as CROWDas CROWD MEMBERS MEMBERS are areseated seated in the in the Sappovitz.Sappovitz. My Mymother mother named named me meLeonardo Leonardo after— after— AUDIENCEAUDIENCE for laterfor later in the in thescene. scene. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. (Hollers (Hollers OFF OFF RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Viola! Viola! NARRATORNARRATOR: It : took It took him him a while a while to get to getthe theidea, idea, but butStanley Stanley  nally  nally 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT, RIGHT, dressed dressed in a inminiskirt a miniskirt with with a wide a wide belt.) belt.) I’ve I’ve realizedrealized what what his truehis true destiny destiny had had to be. to be.His Hisproblems problems weren’t weren’t over, over, givengiven everyone everyone their their assignments assignments for thefor theweek, week, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. of course.of course. He stillHe stillhad had to deal to deal with with Shock Shock Clock Clock and and he foundhe found the the (Hands(Hands him him a folder.) a folder.) And And your your wife wife called called and and said said don’t don’t forget forget to to 10 10 perfectperfect place place for theirfor their meeting. meeting. With With true true comic comic book book  air,  air,Stanley Stanley pickpick up herup herdress dress at the at thecleaners cleaners on youron your way way home home from from work. work. chosechose the theroof roof of the of theTimes Times Building Building for thefor the nal  deadlynal deadly encounter. encounter. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Leafs: (Leafs through through the thepapers papers in the in thefolder folder as he as crosseshe crosses (SPOT(SPOT OUT OUT on theon theNARRATOR NARRATOR and and UP UPon aon NEWSBOY a NEWSBOY down down 15 15 LEFTLEFT to his to desk.)his desk.) What What does does she she think think I am, I am, a deliveryman? a deliveryman? in thein theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Timid.: (Timid. Approaches Approaches WUNDERMAN.) WUNDERMAN.) Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, I I NEWSBOYNEWSBOY: Extra!: Extra! Extra! Extra! Read Read all aboutall about it! Mysteriousit! Mysterious superhero superhero waswas wondering wondering if you if you have have given given any any thought thought to my to myrequest request about about 15 15 challengeschallenges Shock Shock Clock Clock to ato duel! a duel! Midnight Midnight on onthe thetop topof theof the beingbeing allowed allowed to tryto trysome some drawing. drawing. (Takes (Takes a paper a paper out outof hisof his TimesTimes Building! Building! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Read Read all about all about it! (SPOT it! (SPOT OUT OUT on theon the pocket.)pocket.) I have I have something something I’ve I’vedone done right right here here to— to— NEWSBOY,NEWSBOY, and and LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPon theon theroof roof of theof theTimes Times Building, Building, 20 WUNDERMAN20 WUNDERMAN: Not: Notnow, now, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, I’ve I’vegot gotwork work to do! to do! whichwhich is composed is composed of aof series a series of rehearsalof rehearsal blocks blocks arranged arranged in in STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, of course, of course, sir. sir.Sorry, Sorry, sir. sir.(Puts (Puts the thedrawing drawing back back into into a rowa row across across the theSTAGE. STAGE. STANLEY, STANLEY, VIOLA VIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT his pockethis pocket and and gets gets back back to sweeping, to sweeping, only only to stop to stop for afor moment a moment to to 20 20 WOMANWOMAN ENTER ENTER RIGHT, RIGHT, climbing climbing onto onto smaller smaller blocks blocks off tooff the to the speakspeak again again very very timidly.) timidly.) And, And, pardon pardon me, me, sir, sir,but butit’s Sappovitz,it’s Sappovitz, side.side. STANLEY STANLEY is carrying is carrying his eraserhis eraser and and a large a large shield.) shield.) StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. VIOLAVIOLA: Stanley,: Stanley, this thisis making is making me mevery very nervous. nervous. 25 WUNDERMAN25 WUNDERMAN: (Pays: (Pays no attentionno attention to him.) to him.) Right, Right, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, right. right. STANLEYSTANLEY: It’s: allIt’s right, all right, Viola. Viola. I know I know what what I’m I’mdoing… doing… I think. I think. VIOLAVIOLA: Mr.: Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. I almost I almost forgot. forgot. There’s There’s a big a bigbox box in thein the WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Looks: (Looks around.) around.) This This is the is theperfect perfect place place to do to do mailroommailroom addressed addressed to you.to you. I would I would have have brought brought it up, it up,but butI I 25 25 battlebattle with with that that creep creep Shock Shock Clock. Clock. alreadyalready broke broke a nail a nailthis thismorning, morning, and and I just— I just— STANLEYSTANLEY: I know.: I know. Superheroes Superheroes often often wage wage their their wars wars up onup topon topof of WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: A :big A bigbox, box, you you say. say. That’s That’s probably probably the theshipment shipment I’ve I’ve buildings,buildings, hanging hanging from from  agpoles,  agpoles, window window ledges, ledges, radio radio towers… towers… 30 30 beenbeen waiting waiting for! for!Sippovatz! Sippovatz! It justIt justseems seems like likethe theright right thing thing to do. to do. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Excited.): (Excited.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! (Starts (Starts to taketo take out outhis his VIOLAVIOLA: But: Buthow how do wedo knowwe know he’ll he’ll come? come? drawing.)drawing.) Did Didyou you want want to see to see my mydrawing? drawing? I was— I was— 30 WOMBAT30 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: He’ll: He’ll come. come. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Go: Godown down to theto themailroom mailroom and and bring bring up upthe thebox box STANLEYSTANLEY: No: self-respectingNo self-respecting super-villain super-villain could could resist resist the thechallenge challenge addressedaddressed to me. to me. I putI putin the in thepaper. paper. I hope I hope this thisshield shield I drew I drew really really works works to de to deect ect 35 STANLEY35 STANLEY: (Disappointed,: (Disappointed, puts puts the thedrawing drawing away.) away.) Oh, Oh, the themailroom. mailroom. ShockShock Clock’s Clock’s power power to stop to stop time. time. Sure,Sure, right right away, away, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It: should.It should. You You drew drew it withit with your your pen pen from from VIOLAVIOLA: (Watches: (Watches him him go.) go.) Stanley Stanley is suchis such a harda hard worker, worker, Mr. Mr. 35 35 Pelopponesia.Pelopponesia. Wunderman.Wunderman. Maybe Maybe you you should should look look at his at drawingshis drawings some some time. time. I I STANLEYSTANLEY: I know,: I know, but butlook look at the at theluck luck I had I had with with Star Star Guy. Guy. bet bethe’s he’s a very a very good good artist. artist. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Star: Star Guy! Guy! He isHe dead is dead meat meat next next time time I see I see him! him! 40 WUNDERMAN40 WUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. Everyone’s Everyone’s an artist. an artist. Get Get me methose those budgetbudget  gures  gures you you were were working working on yesterday,on yesterday, Viola. Viola.

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Maestro Maestro of the of theMoment! Moment! (They (They take take the thecrate crate and and run run 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: Stanley…: Stanley… OFFOFF LEFT LEFT with with it.) it.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Right.: Right. Draw. Draw. (Sits (Sits on theon theblock block again again and and begins begins drawing drawing SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: And: And a happy a happy day day to youto you all from—all from— (Snaps (Snaps his his furiously.furiously. Soon Soon TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME TIME pops pops up behindup behind him.) him.)  ngers. ngers. EMPLOYEES EMPLOYEES and and MANAGER MANAGER UNFREEZE.) UNFREEZE.) —Dr. —Dr. Shock Shock TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (APPEARS: (APPEARS from from behind behind a block.) a block.) I’m I’mTriple Triple Time! Time! 5 5 Clock!Clock! (EXITS (EXITS LEFT.) LEFT.) 5 STANLEY5 STANLEY: It :worked It worked again! again! EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #1: #1 The: The crate crate of gold! of gold! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Of: courseOf course it did. it did. If you If you draw draw them, them, they they will willcome. come. EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #2: #2 It’s: gone!It’s gone! Welcome,Welcome, Triple Triple Time. Time. What’s What’s your your gig? gig? MANAGERMANAGER: What: What do youdo you mean?! mean?! It can’t It can’t be gone!be gone! : My: Mygig, gig, mister, mister, is speed! is speed! I’m I’mthe thefastest fastest man man alive! alive! I’m I’m EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #1: #1 It :is! It is! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME fasterfaster than than the thespeed speed of light! of light! I’m I’mfaster faster than than a shooting a shooting star! star! I’m I’m 10 EMPLOYEE10 EMPLOYEE #2 : #2 It: just It justdisappeared! disappeared! (The (The LIGHTS LIGHTS DIM, DIM, and and the the 10 10 fasterfaster than than a… a…than than a… a… SPOTSPOT COMES COMES BACK BACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) NARRATORNARRATOR: He: Hecleaned cleaned out outevery every jewelry jewelry store store in town.in town. (SPOT (SPOT STANLEYSTANLEY: A :speeding A speeding bullet? bullet? DIMS,DIMS, LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPLEFT, LEFT, where where a SALESCLERKa SALESCLERK stands stands TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Of: course!Of course! Who Who wouldn’t wouldn’t be fasterbe faster than than a speeding a speeding behindbehind the thecounter counter showing showing jewelry jewelry to a to well-dressed a well-dressed JEWELRY JEWELRY bullet?bullet? Watch Watch this. this. (Turns (Turns his hishead head quickly quickly right, right, then then left.) left.) See See 15 15 CUSTOMERCUSTOMER and and her herfriend friend GLADYS.) GLADYS.) that?that? SALESCLERKSALESCLERK: This: This necklace necklace has has  ve  seven-caratve seven-carat diamonds. diamonds. 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: (Also: (Also looks looks left leftand and right.) right.) What? What? JEWELRYJEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER: (Tries: (Tries on theon thenecklace.) necklace.) Hmm. Hmm. Very Very nice. nice. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: I : was I was there, there, and and now now I’m I’mhere. here. I was I was so fastso fast you you WhatWhat do youdo you think, think, Gladys? Gladys? couldn’tcouldn’t even even see see me memove, move, could could you? you? GLADYSGLADYS: (Catty.): (Catty.) I think I think it makes it makes your your neck neck look look fat. fat. STANLEYSTANLEY: No.: No.Wow! Wow! 20 SHOCK20 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (ENTERS: (ENTERS LEFT LEFT with with his hisMINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) Look Look at allat all STARSTAR GUY GUY: Welcome: Welcome to my to mygang, gang, Triple Triple Time. Time. Stan, Stan, get getback back to the to the thesethese shiny shiny baubles! baubles! I love I love shiny shiny baubles! baubles! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers 20 20 drawingdrawing board. board. (STANLEY (STANLEY begins begins drawing drawing again.) again.) andand the theSALESCLERK, SALESCLERK, JEWELRY JEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER and and GLADYS GLADYS TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Your: Your gang? gang? Who Who appointed appointed you you leader? leader? FREEZE.)FREEZE.) My Myjewelry, jewelry, Minutos. Minutos. STANLEYSTANLEY: Hey,: Hey, guys, guys, here’s here’s Blossom! Blossom! MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Foreman Foreman of the of theFortnight. Fortnight. (Gather (Gather up theup thejewelry jewelry and and BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Pops: (Pops up from up from behind behind a block, a block, clad clad in a inunitard a unitard decorated decorated 25 25 run runOFF OFF LEFT LEFT with with it.) it.) withwith leaves leaves and and  owers.  owers. Saunters Saunters over over to STAR to STAR GUY GUY and and TRIPLE TRIPLE SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Shock: Shock Clock Clock has has struck struck again! again! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers to to 25 25 TIME.)TIME.) Hello, Hello, there. there. Want Want a whiff a whiff of my of mymagical magical  owers?  owers? (Passes (Passes UNFREEZEUNFREEZE the theTHREE, THREE, then then EXITS EXITS LEFT, LEFT, laughing.) laughing.) somesome  owers  owers under under their their noses.) noses.) SALESCLERKSALESCLERK: Help!: Help! Police! Police! (LIGHTS (LIGHTS DIM DIM and and SPOT SPOT COMES COMES BACKBACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR NARRATOR as SHOCKas SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK RE-ENTERS RE-ENTERS STARSTAR GUY GUY: Ooh.: Ooh. That’s That’s nice! nice! 30 30 LEFTLEFT and and begins begins to cross to cross RIGHT.) RIGHT.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Very: Very fragrant. fragrant. (They (They both both collapse.) collapse.) NARRATORNARRATOR: There: There was was no limitno limit to Shockto Shock Clock’s Clock’s greed. greed. He Heeven even STANLEYSTANLEY: Blossom,: Blossom, uh, uh,Blossom! Blossom! They’re They’re on ouron ourside. side. robbedrobbed innocent innocent people people walking walking along along the thestreet. street. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UP 30 BLOSSOM30 BLOSSOM: Oops!: Oops! I guess I guess it’s it’stime time for formy myall natural,all natural, completely completely FORESTAGEFORESTAGE RIGHT, RIGHT, where where an anOLD OLD LADY LADY carrying carrying a pursea purse organicorganic home home remedy. remedy. (Flutters (Flutters a leaf a leaf over over them, them, and and they they jump jump ENTERSENTERS and and begins begins to cross to cross LEFT.) LEFT.) backback up toup resume to resume their their argument.) argument.) 35 SHOCK35 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (As: (Asthey they meet, meet, he hesnaps snaps his his ngers  ngers and and she she TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Where: Where was was I? Oh,I? Oh, yeah— yeah— (Turns (Turns to STARto STAR GUY; GUY; FREEZES.)FREEZES.) I think, I think, madame, madame, I’ll relieveI’ll relieve you you of that of that heavy heavy purse. purse. angry.)angry.) Who Who appointed appointed you you leader? leader? (Starts(Starts to head to head back back LEFT LEFT with with the thepurse, purse, then then turns turns and and snaps snaps his his 35 STAR35 STAR GUY GUY: I don’t: I don’t have have to be to appointed!be appointed! I’m aI’m natural a natural leader! leader! I’ve I’vegot got  ngers ngers to UNFREEZE to UNFREEZE the theOLD OLD LADY.) LADY.) You You might might tell telleveryone, everyone, charisma!charisma! (Strikes (Strikes a pose a pose and and smiles smiles conceitedly, conceitedly, as usual.)as usual.) deardear lady, lady, that that Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was here! here! (EXITS (EXITS LEFT LEFT in thein the TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Charisma,: Charisma, my myfoot! foot! I— I— 40 40 dark.dark. The The OLD OLD LADY LADY looks looks where where her herpurse purse had had been, been, then then BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Comes: (Comes between between them. them. Indicates Indicates STANLEY.) STANLEY.) Could Could screams.screams. LIGHTS LIGHTS OUT OUT and and then then the theSPOT SPOT COMES COMES BACK BACK UP UPon on youyou please please give give our oursweet sweet little little artist artist some some quiet? quiet? He Heneeds needs to to the theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) 40 40 concentrate!concentrate! (ALL (ALL look look at STANLEY.) at STANLEY.)

24 24 17 17 1 VIOLA1 VIOLA: Yes,: Yes, sir. sir.(Goes (Goes over over to her to herdesk desk at RIGHT at RIGHT and and returns returns with with 1 NARRATOR1 NARRATOR: (Loses: (Loses his histemper.) temper.) Would Would you you stop stop repeating repeating every every somesome papers.) papers.) Here Here they they are, are, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. They’re They’re not nottoo too wordword I say?! I say?! Take Take this thiseraser, eraser, be thebe thesuperhero superhero you’re you’re meant meant to to goodgood this thismonth. month. Comic Comic book book sales sales are aredown down a little. a little. be, be,and and get getrid ofrid Shockof Shock Clock! Clock! (Starts (Starts to EXIT,to EXIT, then then stops stops and and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at the at thebudget budget papers.) papers.) A little? A little? You You call callthis this talkstalks to the to theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) I’ve I’vedone done what what I’ve I’vedone. done. It’s allIt’s I allcan I can do! do! 5 5 a little?a little? Bah! Bah! (Tosses (Tosses papers papers down.) down.) With With all ofall myof myoverhead, overhead, 5 5 (EXITS(EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) salaries,salaries, taxes taxes and and all, I’llall, be I’ll inbe the in thepoorhouse poorhouse by summer!by summer! VIOLAVIOLA: He: calledHe called you you a superhero, a superhero, Stanley. Stanley. STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with the thebox.) box.) Here’s Here’s your your package, package, Mr. Mr. STANLEYSTANLEY: Me?: Me? A superhero? A superhero? Wunderman.Wunderman. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Maybe: Maybe you you were were always always meant meant to be to thebe theleader leader WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at the at thebox.) box.) Ah, Ah,yes, yes, this thisis it—just is it—just in time, in time, of theof theFabulous Fabulous Four! Four! Wait Wait a minute! a minute! That That would would make make us theus the 10 10 too!too! Put Putit on it myon mydesk, desk, Sippovatz. Sippovatz. (STANLEY (STANLEY crosses crosses LEFT LEFT to to 10 10 FabulousFabulous Five. Five. Five Five doesn’t doesn’t rhyme rhyme with with the thewords words in our in oursong. song. We We WUNDERMAN’SWUNDERMAN’S desk desk with with the thebox.) box.) Viola, Viola, get getall myall myartists artists in in havehave to get to getrid ofrid somebody—Star of somebody—Star Guy! Guy! here.here. I have I have something something important important to discuss to discuss with with them. them. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Thinks.): (Thinks.) But ButI always I always wanted wanted to draw to draw superheroes, superheroes, not not VIOLAVIOLA: Of: course,Of course, sir. (EXITSsir. (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) be one…be one… WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Sippovatz!: Sippovatz! VIOLAVIOLA: Maybe: Maybe you you wanted wanted to draw to draw them them because because you you were were afraid afraid 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: Actually: Actually it’s Sappovitz,it’s Sappovitz, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo 15 15 youyou couldn’t couldn’t be one.be one. Sappovitz.Sappovitz. My Mymother— mother— STANLEYSTANLEY: (Lets: (Lets it sink it sink in.) Ain.) superhero… A superhero… Is that Is that what what I really I really wanted wanted WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I’m: I’msure sure your your mother’s mother’s a queen a queen of a of lady, a lady, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, to be?to be? but butI don’t I don’t have have time time for herfor herright right now. now. I need I need you you to get to getout outof of WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: notIt’s nota bad a bad gig, gig, believe believe me. me. here.here. Go cleanGo clean something something downstairs downstairs for afor few a fewhours. hours. Maybe Maybe dust dust STANLEYSTANLEY: (Still: (Still getting getting used used to the to idea.)the idea.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 20 20 all ourall ourold oldissues issues in the in theback back storeroom. storeroom. 20 20 Superhero?Superhero? (Tries (Tries it again.)it again.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, STANLEYSTANLEY: Dust: Dust them, them, sir? sir? Superhero.Superhero. (Stands (Stands up withup with spirit.) spirit.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, dust dust them. them. Don’t Don’t come come back back here here until until maybe maybe Superhero!Superhero! eighteight o’clock. o’clock. We’ll We’ll be be nished  nished by then,by then, and and you you can can clean clean up up WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You go, go,guy! guy! here.here. STANLEYSTANLEY: I can: I can do it!do I it!suddenly I suddenly feel feel it deep it deep inside inside me! me! I can I can be abe a 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: :All Allright, right, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Whatever Whatever you you say, say, Mr. Mr. 25 25 superhero!superhero! Wunderman.Wunderman. (Starts (Starts to EXIT,to EXIT, then then STOPS STOPS and and takes takes out outhis his VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! drawing.) Maybe, do you think, if you had some time, you could drawing.) Maybe, do you think, if you had some time, you could STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: I’mgoing going to  tond  Shocknd Shock Clock, Clock, Viola, Viola, and and I’m I’mgoing going to to looklook at my at mydrawing? drawing? defeatdefeat him him if it’s if theit’s thelast lastthing thing I do! I do! : Sure, sure. (Takes the drawing.) Now, get out of WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Sure, sure. (Takes the drawing.) Now, get out of VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! 30 30 here!here! 30 STANLEY30 STANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at the at theeraser eraser in his in hand.)his hand.) This This eraser eraser must must be thebe the STANLEYSTANLEY: :(Excited.) (Excited.) Okay, Okay, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! Thank Thank you, you, Mr. Mr. key.key. He mustHe must have have been been drawn drawn by oneby one of those of those magic magic pens, pens, too, too, Wunderman!Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) so toso beat to beat him him I have I have to erase to erase him! him! : (Walks over to his desk, absently crushes the drawing WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Walks over to his desk, absently crushes the drawing VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! intointo a ball a balland and throws throws it into it into the thetrash trash can. can. Then Then lovingly lovingly picks picks up up WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Before: Before you you do anydo any erasing, erasing, you you need need a nice a nice 35 35 his newhis new package.) package.) Yes, Yes, sirree, sirree, this thislittle little box box could could be thebe thesalvation salvation 35 35 superherosuperhero out out t! Here, t! Here, take take my mycape! cape! of myof mycompany! company! VIOLAVIOLA: And: And wear wear my mybelt! belt! (Takes (Takes off heroff herwide wide belt.) belt.) VIOLAVIOLA: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT, RIGHT, followed followed by theby theARTISTS, ARTISTS, some some of whom of whom sit onsit theon thebench bench at CENTER.) at CENTER.) Everyone’s Everyone’s here, here, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You might might as wellas well take take my mymask, mask, too. too. I’ll stillI’ll still havehave my myhat. hat. (After (After STANLEY STANLEY is out is out tted, tted, he jumpshe jumps on theon theblock block ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 Hi,: D.Hi, C.! D. C.! he washe was sitting sitting on.) on.) 40 ARTIST40 ARTIST #2: #2 What’s: What’s up? up?

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: I’m: I’mdrawing drawing a character a character I’ve I’vebeen been thinking thinking about about for afor a 1 the1 thesame same way way LEFT. LEFT. There There is a is crate a crate CENTER. CENTER. As eachAs each segment segment of of longlong time. time. I even I even did didsome some research research on onher herspecies-speci species-speci c  c this thisscene scene is played is played out, out, the theLIGHTS LIGHTS COME COME UP UPon aon different a different area area of of properties.properties. the thestage stage and and the theactors actors come come to life. to life.When When their their segment segment is over, is over, the the STARSTAR GUY GUY: Species-speci: Species-speci c properties? c properties? LIGHTSLIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT and and they they stand stand silently, silently, frozen frozen in the in thedarkness. darkness. 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: What’s: What’s this thisguy guy talking talking about? about? 5 NARRATOR5 NARRATOR: Yes,: Yes, something something terrible terrible was was happening happening in the in thecity. city. And And it was only going to get worse as the days went by. Dr. Shock STANLEYSTANLEY: Just: Just a second. a second. I’m I’malmost almost done. done. (Stands (Stands with with his hispad.) pad.) it was only going to get worse as the days went by. Dr. Shock FellowFellow Superheroes, Superheroes, meet meet the the nal  nalmember member of yourof your band— band— ClockClock was was on theon theloose, loose, making making his markhis mark as theas theundisputed undisputed King King (Makes(Makes one one  nal  strokenal stroke with with his pen.)his pen.) Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! (WOMBAT (WOMBAT of Crime.of Crime. He wouldHe would use use his powerhis power over over time time to freeze to freeze the themoment moment WOMANWOMAN pops pops up fromup from behind behind a block.) a block.) andand steal steal whatever whatever took took his fancy.his fancy. He robbedHe robbed banks— banks— (The (The SPOT SPOT 10 10 DIMSDIMS as LIGHTS as LIGHTS COME COME UP UPFULL FULL STAGE, STAGE, where where CUSTOMERS CUSTOMERS 10 10 : Wombat: Wombat Woman? Woman? STARSTAR GUY/TRIPLE GUY/TRIPLE TIME TIME are arewaiting waiting in line in lineat a at bank.) a bank.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: That’s: That’s what what I say! I say! (Aggressive, (Aggressive, to STANLEY.)to STANLEY.) BANKBANK TELLER TELLER: (Behind: (Behind counter.) counter.) Next! Next! What’sWhat’s this thiswith with the theWombat Wombat Woman? Woman? You You could could have have drawn drawn me me CUSTOMERCUSTOMER: I need: I need to withdraw to withdraw $76 $76 from from my myaccount. account. as asanything—Wonder anything—Wonder Woman, Woman, Elektra—something Elektra—something beautiful, beautiful, SHOCK CLOCK: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with the theMINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) Ah, Ah,look look at at somethingsomething exciting! exciting! SHOCK CLOCK 15 15 thesethese little little people people waiting waiting in line in lineto collect to collect their their paltry paltry amount amount of of 15 15 : (Intimidated.) I… I’ve always liked the characters based STANLEYSTANLEY: (Intimidated.) I… I’ve always liked the characters based dollardollar bills! bills! I don’t I don’t wait wait in line. in line. And And I don’t I don’t collect collect a paltry a paltry amount! amount! on animals.on animals. You You know, know, like likeWolverine Wolverine or Cat or CatWoman. Woman. (Snaps(Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, and and ALL ALL FREEZE FREEZE except except SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK and and WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Cat: CatWoman Woman is one is one thing. thing. She’s She’s sleek! sleek! She’s She’s MINUTOS,MINUTOS, of course.) of course.) Minutos, Minutos,  ll my  ll bagmy bag with with some some greenbacks, greenbacks, sexy!sexy! But Buta wombat?! a wombat?! please!please! STARSTAR GUY GUY: What’s: What’s a wombat? a wombat? 20 MINUTOS20 MINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Scion Scion of the of theSecond! Second! (They (They take take a large a large canvas canvas sack sack 20 WOMBAT20 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: aIt’s furry, a furry, fat groundhog,fat groundhog, that’s that’s what what it is! it is! overover to the to thefrozen frozen TELLER, TELLER, empty empty his drawershis drawers of money of money into into the the BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Oh,: Oh, sweetie, sweetie, don’t don’t worry. worry. I’ve I’veheard heard the theAtkins Atkins diet diet does does bagbag and and return return to SHOCK to SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) wonders,wonders, and and there’s there’s always always electrolysis electrolysis for thefor thehair. hair. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Thank: Thank you. you. Now Now— (Snaps— (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and ALL ALL STANLEYSTANLEY: A : wombat’s A wombat’s not nota groundhog! a groundhog! Just Just a second, a second, I still I stillhave have UNFREEZE.)UNFREEZE.) Regards Regards from from Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Toodle-oo! Toodle-oo! (EXITS (EXITS my mynotes notes on onwombats. wombats. (Searches (Searches through through his hispockets, pockets, takes takes 25 25 RIGHTRIGHT laughing laughing with with MINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) 25 25 out outa piece a piece of paperof paper and and begins begins to read.)to read.) “Wombat, “Wombat, Vombatus Vombatus CUSTOMERCUSTOMER: What: What just justhappened? happened? Ursinus”—Ursinus”— That’s That’s the theLatin Latin name. name. I almost I almost called called you you Vombatus, Vombatus, BANKBANK TELLER TELLER: My: cashMy cash drawer drawer is empty! is empty! We’ve We’ve been been robbed! robbed! (ALL (ALL but butI liked I liked the thealliterative alliterative sound sound of Wombat of Wombat Woman. Woman. looklook around around and and talk talkexcitedly excitedly as theas theLIGHTS LIGHTS DIM DIM and and the theSPOT SPOT WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Moves: (Moves towards towards STANLEY.) STANLEY.) I’m goingI’m going to alliterate to alliterate COMESCOMES BACK BACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) youyou in a in minute! a minute! (TRIPLE (TRIPLE TIME TIME and and STAR STAR GUY GUY restrain restrain her.) her.) 30 NARRATOR30 NARRATOR: He: invadedHe invaded the theheadquarters headquarters of gold of gold and and silver silver dealers dealers 30 TRIPLE30 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Don’t: Don’t damage damage the theartist, artist, lady. lady. We Wemay may need need him him to to throughoutthroughout the thecity. city. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon aon gold a gold warehouse warehouse CENTER, CENTER, drawdraw us outus outof a of jam! a jam! wherewhere the theMANAGER MANAGER is givingis giving orders orders to twoto twoEMPLOYEES. EMPLOYEES. A A STANLEYSTANLEY: Wombats: Wombats are areactually actually very very cute. cute. They’re They’re related related to theto the cratecrate sits sitson theon the oor  oorin front in front of them.) of them.) koalakoala bear, bear, and and everyone everyone knows knows they’re they’re the thecutest cutest things things around! around! MANAGERMANAGER: Get: Get this thiscrate crate of gold of gold down down to the to thesafe safe right right away. away. 35 EMPLOYEE35 EMPLOYEE #1: #1 Yes,: Yes, sir! sir! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Suspicious.): (Suspicious.) Really? Really? EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #2: #2 (As: (Asthe thetwo twoget getready ready to lift to the lift thecrate.) crate.) Be careful.Be careful. It’s It’s 35 35 STANLEY: And: And they’re they’re marsupials—you marsupials—you know, know, like likethe thekangaroo. kangaroo. STANLEY reallyreally heavy. heavy. Ready— Ready— You’veYou’ve got gota pocket a pocket that that you you can can keep keep all sorts all sorts of superhero of superhero stuff stuff BOTHBOTH: One…: One… two… two… (As (Asthey they lift it, lift SHOCK it, SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT in! I’llin! even I’ll even draw draw you you some some things things to put to putin it. in it. withwith MINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) WOMBAT WOMAN: (Beginning: (Beginning to be to mollibe molli ed.) ed.) You You will? will? WOMBAT WOMAN 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Freeze!: Freeze! (EMPLOYEES (EMPLOYEES and and MANAGER MANAGER FREEZE.) FREEZE.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Sure!: Sure! And And listen listen to this.to this. (Reads (Reads again.) again.) “Wombats “Wombats are are Minutos,Minutos, my mygold, gold, please! please! 40 40 exceedinglyexceedingly strong. strong. They They have have thick thick muscular muscular legs legs and and strong strong

18 18 23 23 1 WOMBAT1 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) They They rattled rattled around around in your in your little little head, head, 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #3: #3 What’s: What’s so important? so important? ComingComing to life to onlife youron your pad. pad. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Viola,: Viola, it’s it’salmost almost  ve  o’clock.ve o’clock. (Hands (Hands VIOLA VIOLA her her AndAnd when when you youlay downlay down for thefor thenight night in your in your bed, bed, pursepurse and and starts starts pushing pushing her hertoward toward EXIT EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Why Why don’t don’t you you We Weknow know the thesweet sweet dreams dreams that that you youhad. had. leaveleave a little a little early early today? today? We Wedon’t don’t need need you youat this at thismeeting. meeting. 5 VIOLA/WOMBAT5 VIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 5 VIOLA5 VIOLA: But,: But, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, I still I stillhaven’t haven’t  led  the—led the— You wanted to be a comic artist. You wanted to be a comic artist. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: File: Fileshmile! shmile! You You work work too toohard. hard. Go homeGo home and and relax. relax. YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. In fact,In fact, take take the theday dayoff tomorrow.off tomorrow. YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. : The: The day dayoff? off? But, But, I— I— StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… VIOLAVIOLA WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: No: arguments!No arguments! You Youdeserve deserve a little a little vacation! vacation! Now Now out! out! 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: (Sings.): (Sings.) If we If couldwe could help help these these heroes heroes come come true, true, TheThe ones ones you youimagined imagined back back then, then, 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: Yes,: Yes, sir. sir.Good Good night, night, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Thank Thank you, you, Mr. Mr. We’dWe’d bring bring them them all here, all here, dear dear Stanley, Stanley, so you so you Wunderman!Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) CouldCould smile smile and and draw draw them them again! again! WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Turns: (Turns to ARTISTS.) to ARTISTS.) Now, Now, everyone, everyone, I have I have something something WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) veryvery important important to discuss to discuss with with you. you. 15 15 Stanley,Stanley, remember remember that that we’re we’re your your friends. friends. ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 Okay,: Okay, we’re we’re listening. listening. We’llWe’ll love love you, you, whoever whoever you youare. are. 15 WUNDERMAN15 WUNDERMAN: It’s: topIt’s topsecret—for secret—for your your ears ears only. only. TheThe road road to your to your dreams dreams may may have have little little bends, bends, ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Spit: Spit it out, it out, Wundy. Wundy. But Butnew new dreams dreams may may not notlie so lie far. so far. ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 Whatever: Whatever it is, it I is,hope I hope it makes it makes us more us more money! money! VIOLA/WOMBATVIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Oh,: Oh,it will it willmake make us moreus more money, money, my myfriends. friends. Much Much 20 20 YouYou wanted wanted to be to abe comic a comic artist. artist. moremore money! money! More More than than we everwe ever dreamed dreamed of! At of! least, At least, it will it willmake make YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. 20 20 me methat that much. much. You You artists— artists— It will It willgive give you youa big a fatbig raise.fat raise. YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 I’m: alwaysI’m always up forup afor big a fatbig raise.fat raise. YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Me,: Me, too—the too—the fatter fatter the thebetter. better. 25 25 YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 Does: Does this thisinvolve involve coming coming up withup with a new a new series? series? StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz! Sappovitz! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. SPOTLIGHT SPOTLIGHT UP UPon on WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: New: New series—ha! series—ha! What What we’re we’re going going to do to willdo willbe farbe far the NARRATOR,the NARRATOR, who who has hasRE-ENTERED RE-ENTERED FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT RIGHT and and 25 25 betterbetter than than just justcoming coming up with up with a new a new series. series. It will It bewill revolutionary! be revolutionary! weepsweeps into intohis handkerchief.)his handkerchief.) It willIt willchange change the thevery very face face of comic of comic book book art! art! NARRATORNARRATOR: This: This is too is toosad. sad. I can’t I can’t stand stand it. I it.think I think I’m I’mgoing going to to ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 It :will? It will? 30 30 havehave to help to help this thisstory story along. along. (Moves (Moves to STANLEY, to STANLEY, who who is sitting is sitting ARTIST#5ARTIST#5: What: What could could be sobe revolutionary so revolutionary about about comic comic book book art? art? CENTERCENTER STAGE.) STAGE.) The The eraser, eraser, Stanley. Stanley. ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 Yeah,: Yeah, no matterno matter what what we wetry, try,I’m I’msure sure it’s beenit’s been done done STANLEYSTANLEY: What?: What? 30 30 before.before. NARRATORNARRATOR: Have: Have you youlooked looked in the in thebox boxthat that the thepens pens came came in? in? WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: That’s: That’s where where you’re you’re wrong. wrong. This This has hasnever never been been STANLEYSTANLEY: The: The pens? pens? donedone before, before, and and it will it willmake make us aus fortune. a fortune. What What would would you yousay say 35 NARRATOR35 NARRATOR: (Sighs: (Sighs in frustration,in frustration, goes goes to theto thebox, box, takes takes out outan an if I toldif I toldyou youthat that I have I have found found a way a way to make to make whatever whatever we drawwe draw enormousenormous eraser eraser and and brings brings it back it back to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) Here, Here, Stanley. Stanley. comecome alive?! alive?! That That the thecharacters characters in our in ourbooks books could could become become real real STANLEYSTANLEY: What’s: What’s this? this? 35 35 walking,walking, talking talking villains villains and and superheroes?! superheroes?! NARRATORNARRATOR: (Exasperated.): (Exasperated.) You’re You’re kind kind of slow of slow for afor superhero, a superhero, you you ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 What?!: What?! knowknow that, that, Stanley? Stanley? It’s theIt’s theeraser eraser from from Pelopponesia. Pelopponesia. ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 That’s: That’s impossible! impossible! 40 STANLEY40 STANLEY: Eraser?: Eraser? WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Oh,: Oh,no, no,it’s notit’s notimpossible impossible at all. at Itall. can It canbe donebe done very very simplysimply by using by using the thepens pens that that are arein this in thisbox boxright right here. here. Whatever Whatever

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1 FABULOUS1 FABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! 1 1 claws,claws, making making them them burrowers burrowers of the of thehighest highest order.” order.” That’s That’s your your CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, specialspecial superpower. superpower. You You can canburrow burrow through through anything! anything! There There isn’t isn’t StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… a walla wall or a or barrier a barrier in the in theworld world you youcan’t can’t burrow burrow through. through. You You can can STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The charismatic… charismatic… go anywhere.go anywhere. That’s That’s one one of the of thereasons reasons I chose I chose Wombat Wombat Woman Woman 5 5 to beto onebe one of myof mycharacters. characters. I wanted I wanted to  tond  and power a power that that no no 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… otherother hero hero has hasever ever had. had. Have Have you youever ever heard heard of aof burrowing a burrowing : (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN superhero?superhero? BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Absolutely: Absolutely not! not! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: It’s: totallyIt’s totally unique. unique. Weird, Weird, but butunique. unique. We’re…We’re… 10 STAR10 STAR GUY GUY: I’m: sureI’m sure it’s ait’s power a power that that could could come come in handy in handy someday. someday. 10 10 : (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! STARSTAR GUY GUY Maybe.Maybe. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Well…: Well… all right.all right. But Butif I’m if I’mgoing going to be to Wombatbe Wombat BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! Woman,Woman, I want I want to have to have a nicer a nicer out  outt. I needt. I need a cape, a cape, a hat a hatand and WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! maybemaybe a glittery a glittery mask. mask. FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: Right: Right away! away! (Draws (Draws on his on pad,his pad, and and a cape, a cape, hat andhat and mask mask 15 15 TheThe charismatic, charismatic, speedy, speedy, burrowing, burrowing,  oral,  oral, Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! comecome  ying  ying ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the thewings.) wings.) How’s How’s that? that? STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) With With artwork artwork by Stanleyby Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz! Sappovitz! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (As: (AsBLOSSOM BLOSSOM helps helps her herput puton theon thecape, cape, hat hat (MUSIC(MUSIC OUT. OUT. Speaks.) Speaks.) Now, Now, guys, guys, what what you youneed need is a isvillain a villain to to andand mask.) mask.) I don’t I don’t know. know. (Turns.) (Turns.) Does Does this thiscape cape make make me melook look  ght. ght. fat?fat? STARSTAR GUY GUY: A :villain? A villain? 20 BLOSSOM20 BLOSSOM: Honey,: Honey, the thecape cape is adorable is adorable on you!on you! 20 TRIPLE20 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Of: course,Of course, every every self-respecting self-respecting superhero superhero needs needs an an STARSTAR GUY GUY: And: And the themask mask is de is nitelyde nitely an improvement!an improvement! (BLOSSOM (BLOSSOM evil evilvillain villain to  ght.to  ght. whackswhacks him.) him.) What What did Idid say? I say? STANLEYSTANLEY: I can: I candraw draw him himright right now! now! Just Just give give me someme some ideas ideas of what of what STANLEYSTANLEY: I can’t: I can’t believe believe my dreammy dream of becoming of becoming a comic a comic book book artist artist kindkind of villain of villain you’d you’d like. like. is comingis coming true true this thisway. way. I mean, I mean, I have I have actually actually created created living, living, BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: He: shouldHe should be totallybe totally disrespectful disrespectful of the of theenvironment. environment. 25 25 breathingbreathing superheroes! superheroes! 25 WOMBAT25 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: And: And living living behind behind a great a great stone stone wall wall that that I’ll have I’ll have STARSTAR GUY GUY: Yeah,: Yeah, good good job, job,Stanley. Stanley. (Nudges (Nudges him himwith with his elbow.)his elbow.) to burrowto burrow through. through. EspeciallyEspecially with, with, ahem, ahem, you-know-who. you-know-who. VIOLA’SVIOLA’S VOICE VOICE: (From: (From OFF OFF RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Now: Now that that we’re we’re all together, all together, I think I think we needwe need a name. a name. VIOLAVIOLA: (Runs: (Runs ON ONRIGHT.) RIGHT.) Oh, Oh,Stanley, Stanley, I’m soI’m glad so glad you’re you’re here. here. I’ve I’ve BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Absolutely.: Absolutely. Every Every group group of superheroes of superheroes has hasa name. a name. beenbeen trying trying to contact to contact Mr. Wunderman,Mr. Wunderman, but hebut won’t he won’t answer answer any anyof of 30 WOMBAT30 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Why: Why don’t don’t we allwe think all think of a of bunch a bunch of names, of names, put put 30 30 his calls.his calls. Something Something terrible terrible has hasbeen been happening happening in the in thecity! city! themthem in my in pocketmy pocket here here and and pull pullone one out! out! ALLALL: Something: Something terrible terrible has hasbeen been happening happening in the in thecity! city! (SOUND (SOUND STARSTAR GUY GUY: No: needNo need to do to that.do that. I’ve I’vealready already given given it a lotit a of lot thought, of thought, EFFECT:EFFECT: MELODRAMATIC MELODRAMATIC TREMOLO. TREMOLO. ALL ALL strike strike heroic heroic poses poses andand I have I have the theperfect perfect name name for us—for us— (Dramatic, (Dramatic, makes makes quotation quotation andand look look at each at each other. other. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) marksmarks in the in theair withair with his his ngers.)  ngers.) “Star “Star Guy Guy and and His HisFriends”! Friends”! EndEnd of Scene of Scene Four Four 35 TRIPLE35 TRIPLE TIME/BLOSSOM TIME/BLOSSOM: (Disgusted.): (Disgusted.) Star Star Guy Guy and and his “friends”?his “friends”? WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Should: Should I burrow I burrow into intohis skullhis skull and and squoosh squoosh that that SceneScene Five Five arrogantarrogant brain brain of his?! of his?! SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. The The STARSTAR GUY GUY: What?: What? What’s What’s wrong wrong with with that that name? name? 35 chairs,35 chairs, the wastebasketthe wastebasket and and the drawingthe drawing of SHOCK of SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK have have been been removed.removed. One One tall andtall and one one short short rehearsal rehearsal block block have have been been stacked stacked TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Angry.): (Angry.) What’s What’s wrong wrong with with that that name? name? I’ll tellI’ll tellyou you RIGHTRIGHT to form to form a counter, a counter, and and another another counter counter has hasbeen been arranged arranged in in 40 40 what’swhat’s wrong! wrong!

22 22 19 19 1 1 we wedraw draw with with them them will willcome come to life.to life. It’s It’sguaranteed! guaranteed! I read I read all all 1 1 beingbeing the thetypical typical superhero. superhero. Every Every one one of themof them has has a weakness, a weakness, aboutabout it in it thisin this catalog. catalog. (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 2: 2:“Powerful “Powerful Pens Pens from from youyou know. know. Superman Superman wilted wilted in thein thepresence presence of kryptonite.of kryptonite. The The Pelopponesia.”Pelopponesia.” Sings.) Sings.) I was I was thumbing thumbing through through a catalog a catalog GreenGreen Lantern Lantern could could be piercedbe pierced by aby weapon a weapon made made of wood. of wood. Star Star OneOne dark dark and and gloomy gloomy day day GuyGuy was was just just joining joining the theclub. club. Like Like all theall theothers others he hehad had a tragic a tragic 5 5 WhenWhen I came I came upon upon an adan thatad that caught caught 5 5  aw, aw, an Achillesan Achilles heel— heel— He Hewas was in lovein love with with himself. himself. Too Too bad… bad… My Myattention attention right right away. away. YouYou know, know, I think I think I’ll go I’ll trygo totry  tond  outnd outwhat what became became of his of hischarisma charisma It said,It said, “Powerful “Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, ray.ray. (Starts (Starts to EXIT to EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Not Not that that I need I need it, of it, course. of course. (EXITS. (EXITS. BuyBuy two two and and get getone one free. free. LIGHTSLIGHTS UP UPon onWUNDERMAN’S WUNDERMAN’S of ce.of ce.WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN and and PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… VIOLAVIOLA are aretrying trying to console to console STANLEY.) STANLEY.) 10 10 TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: Here’s: Here’s your your pen, pen, Stanley. Stanley. Maybe Maybe you you could could draw draw some some new new If you’dIf you’d like like to create to create a vil a tovil hate to hate superheroessuperheroes to battle to battle Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. Or aOr hero a hero you you hope hope will willdo well,do well, STANLEYSTANLEY: It :wouldn’t It wouldn’t do anydo any good. good. The The Fabulous Fabulous Four Four were were the thebest best JustJust draw draw them, them, you’ll you’ll see, see, I couldI could do. do.I had I had been been working working on themon them for foryears! years! No, No, Viola, Viola, I’ve I’ve TheyThey will willsoon soon come come to be… to be… got gotto face to face the thefacts. facts. I’m I’mjust just a  opa  asop aas comic a comic book book artist! artist! 15 15 There’s magic in the pens that we sell.” There’s magic in the pens that we sell.” 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Now,: Now, just just a minute. a minute. If you If you call call yourself yourself a  op, a  op,what what ALLALL: (Sing.): (Sing.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, doesdoes that that make make me?! me?! I thought I thought I did I dida very a very good good job jobburrowing burrowing out out BuyBuy two two and and get getone one free. free. of theof therange range of Shock of Shock Clock’s Clock’s magic! magic! Powerful Pens from Pelopponesia… Powerful Pens from Pelopponesia… VIOLAVIOLA: You: You did! did! And And you you kept kept your your hat hatat such at such a jaunty a jaunty angle angle through through TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! the thewhole whole thing. thing. 20 20 There’sThere’s a potion—we a potion—we think—in think—in every every pen’s pen’s ink ink 20 20WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I did?: I did? Thank Thank you. you. I originally I originally wore wore it straight it straight on myon my FromFrom an agean age of years of years gone gone by. by. head,head, but butI thought I thought it looked it looked more more stylish stylish when when I tilted I tilted it a itlittle a little bit. bit. PutPut the thepen pen to your to your pad, pad, VIOLAVIOLA: It :de It denitely nitely did. did. I think I think that that how how you you wear wear a hat a hatis really— is really— DrawDraw good good or drawor draw bad, bad, AndAnd it happens, it happens, don’t don’t ask ask us why!us why! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Interrupts;: (Interrupts; jumps jumps up.) up.) Hats?! Hats?! Hats?! Hats?! Can’t Can’t you you two two see see thatthat I am I amdrowning drowning here?! here?! I am I amwallowing, wallowing, you you might might say, say, in in 25 25WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Let Letme metell tellyou, you, boys, boys, this this catalog catalog 25 25 destructivedestructive self-pity, self-pity, and and all youall you can can do isdo talk is talk about about hats! hats! WillWill save save our our company. company. I boughtI bought those those pens pens and and sent sent the theform form VIOLAVIOLA: Sorry,: Sorry, Stanley. Stanley. ForFor a one a one year’s year’s guarantee. guarantee. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: We: We thought thought that that you you had had decided decided to give to give up. up. ALLALL: (Sing.): (Sing.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, STANLEYSTANLEY: Well,: Well, I had… I had… but butyou you could could at leastat least try tryto talkto talk me meout outof of 30 30 BuyBuy two two and and get getone one free. free. it. Afterit. After all, all,I’ve I’ve just just lost lost a lifelong a lifelong dream. dream. I’ve I’ve just just brought brought shame shame PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… 30 30 downdown on theon thename name my mymother mother gave gave me. me. TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! VIOLAVIOLA: Poor: Poor Stanley. Stanley. (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 6: “Stanley6: “Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz.” Sappovitz.” PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… DoesDoes a silly a silly ballet-like ballet-like dance dance with with WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! VIOLA/WOMBATVIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 35 35 TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) YouYou wanted wanted to be to abe comic a comic artist. artist. ARTISTARTIST #1 : #1 So: Solet letme meget getthis this straight— straight— Whatever Whatever we wedraw draw with with 35 35 YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. thesethese pens pens will willactually actually come come alive?! alive?! YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed.all crashed. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Absolutely!: Absolutely! StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 That: That is truly is truly weird. weird. VIOLAVIOLA: (Sings.): (Sings.) When When you you were were small, small, you you spent spent every every day day WithWith a pen a pen and and a pad a pad in your in your hand. hand. 40 40ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 Weird,: Weird, but butyou you know, know, it does it does have have some some very very interesting interesting possibilities.possibilities. 40 40 YouYou sketched sketched and and you you sketched sketched the thehours hours away. away. Oh,Oh, the thegrand grand superheroes superheroes you you planned! planned!

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: (Jumps: (Jumps in to in avoidto avoid a  ght.)a  ght.) I think I think I should I should decide decide on theon the 1 FABULOUS1 FABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we wedo! do! name,name, since since I’m I’mthe theartist! artist! I mean, I mean, you you did didall comeall come out outof myof my CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, penpen here… here… and and I’ve I’ve been been thinking thinking about about a name a name for formy myseries series of of StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… superheroessuperheroes ever ever since since I decided I decided to be to abe comic a comic book book artist. artist. STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The charismatic… charismatic… 5 BLOSSOM5 BLOSSOM: Stanley’s: Stanley’s right. right. Let Lethim him decide. decide. 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: All: right.All right. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… STARSTAR GUY GUY: Fair: Fair enough. enough. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… STANLEYSTANLEY: How: How about—the about—the Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! BLOSSOM/WOMBATBLOSSOM/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: The: The Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) When When I zap I zap any any girl girlor man,or man, 10 STAR10 STAR GUY GUY: Not: Not bad. bad. We We are are pretty pretty fabulous, fabulous, especially, especially, ahem, ahem, you– you– 10 10 TheyThey become become my myadoring adoring fan! fan! know-who.know-who. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) I can I can use use my mystellar stellar speed speed TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: A :little A little too toosimilar similar to the to theFantastic Fantastic Four, Four, but butnot notenough enough To accomplishTo accomplish any any deed! deed! for foranyone anyone to start to start crying crying plagiarism. plagiarism. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) I have I have incredible incredible powers powers BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: I think: I think it’s it’swonderful! wonderful! HiddenHidden in my in mymagic magic  owers!  owers! 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: It’scertainly certainly better better than than Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) If you If you want want to get to getsomewhere, somewhere, STANLEYSTANLEY: So: Sothat’s that’s it! Iit! now I now christen christen you—Star you—Star Guy, Guy, Triple Triple Time, Time, I’ll digI’ll digyou you a burrow a burrow there! there! Blossom,Blossom, and and Wombat Wombat Woman—the Woman—the Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! First First issue issue FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’re… We’re… beginningbeginning right right now, now, with with original original artwork artwork by byStanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! Sappovitz! (MUSIC CUE 4: “The Fabulous Four.” Sings.) Sappovitz! (MUSIC CUE 4: “The Fabulous Four.” Sings.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! 20 20 ForgetForget about about the theX-Men X-Men or theor theFantastic Fantastic Four. Four. 20 20 BLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! If you’reIf you’re looking looking for afor super a super gang, gang, you you need need to look to look no more.no more. (Steps (Steps BLOSSOM intointo the thebackground, background, letting letting the theFABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR take take over.) over.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we wedo! do! We’reWe’re the theones ones for foryou, you, we wecan can conquer conquer any any foe. foe. CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, 25 25 JustJust tell tellus ofus your of your trouble, trouble, please, please, and and we’ll we’ll be goodbe good to go! to go! StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… We’re…We’re… 25 25STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The charismatic… charismatic… STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… 30 30WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we wedo! do! 30 30 ForgetForget about about the theX-Men X-Men or theor theFantastic Fantastic Four. Four. CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, If you’reIf you’re looking looking for fora super a super gang, gang, you you need need to look to look no more!no more! StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… We’reWe’re the theones ones for foryou, you, we wecan can conquer conquer any any foe. foe. JustJust tell tellus ofus your of your trouble, trouble, please, please, and and we’ll we’ll be goodbe good to go! to go! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) If you If you want want the thebest, best, I am! I am! (The (The OTHERS OTHERS push push We’re…We’re… 35 35 himhim away.) away.) 35 35STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’re… We’re… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! 40 40WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman!

20 20 21 21 clothes.clothes. As “EraserAs “Eraser Man,” Man,” he wearshe wears VIOLA’S VIOLA’S belt belt with with WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN’SWOMAN’S cape cape and and mask. mask. POLICEMENPOLICEMEN wear wear standard standard uniforms. uniforms. If youIf you choose choose to use to use the theDREAM DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES in Scene in Scene Two Two and and SceneScene Nine, Nine, feel feel free free to changeto change the thenames names to  tot any t any costume costume whichwhich may may already already exist exist in your in your theater’s theater’s inventory. inventory.

SOUNDSOUND EFFECTS EFFECTS AdventuresAdventures of a of Comic a Comic Book Book Artist Artist is a issatire a satire of the of thecomic comic book book genre genre andand should should be bedone done in anin anexaggerated, exaggerated, melodramatic melodramatic style. style. The The followingfollowing sound sound effects effects are areincluded included on theon theproduction production and and rehearsal rehearsal CDs:CDs: fanfare, fanfare, “freezing” “freezing” sound, sound, “zapping” “zapping” sound sound for forcharisma charisma ray, ray, melodramaticmelodramatic tremolo tremolo and and passage passage of time. of time. A slide A slide whistle whistle adds adds to to BookBook and and lyrics lyrics by by Pat Pat Lydersen Lydersen the theshow show but butis not is notrequired. required. MusicMusic by by Wendy Wendy Woolf Woolf FLEXIBLEFLEXIBLE CASTING CASTING TheThe show show can can be donebe done with with as fewas fewas 15as actors15 actors (with (with much much doubling) doubling) © Copyright© Copyright 2006, 2006, Pioneer Pioneer Drama Drama Service, Service, Inc. Inc. or asor manyas many as 35as or35 even or even more more if each if each bit partbit part is  lledis  lledby aby separate a separate actor.actor. In addition,In addition, there there is anis almostan almost unlimited unlimited potential potential for forextras. extras. UseUse as many as many as you as you like likefor crowdfor crowd scenes, scenes, ROTTEN ROTTEN PENNY’S PENNY’S band, band, ProfessionalsProfessionals and amateursand amateurs are herebyare hereby warned warned that athat royalty a royalty must must be paid be paidfor every for every performance,performance, whether whether or not or admissionnot admission is charged. is charged. All inquiriesAll inquiries regarding regarding rights rights andand so on.so on.STANLEY STANLEY and and STAR STAR GUY GUY are arethe theonly only characters characters who who shouldshould be addressed be addressed to Pioneer to Pioneer Drama Drama Service, Service, Inc., Inc., PO BoxPO Box4267, 4267, Englewood, Englewood, absolutelyabsolutely must must be male.be male. In theIn theoriginal original production, production, WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN CO 80155CO 80155. . waswas played played by aby female. a female. All rightsAll rights to this to musical—includingthis musical—including but notbut limitednot limited to amateur, to amateur, professional, professional, radio radio PROPSPROPS FLYING FLYING ONSTAGE ONSTAGE broadcast,broadcast, television, television, motion motion picture, picture, public public reading reading and andtranslation translation into intoforeign foreign SeveralSeveral times times items items that that are aredrawn drawn with with the thePowerful Powerful Pens Pens from from languages—arelanguages—are controlled controlled by Pioneerby Pioneer Drama Drama Service, Service, Inc., Inc.,without without whose whose permissionpermission no performance, no performance, reading reading or presentation or presentation of any of kindany kindin whole in whole or in or part in part PelopponesiaPelopponesia “FLY “FLY ONSTAGE.” ONSTAGE.” There There are severalare several options options for achieving for achieving may maybe given. be given. this thiseffect. effect. The The items items might might be simplybe simply thrown thrown in from in from the thewings. wings. They They couldcould also also be be own  own in on in hookson hooks suspended suspended from from a rope a rope and and pulley pulley TheseThese rights rights are fullyare fullyprotected protected under under the copyrightthe copyright laws laws of the of Unitedthe United States States of of systemsystem strung strung over over the thestage. stage. Another Another option option is to is have to have a stagehand a stagehand AmericaAmerica and andof all of countries all countries covered covered by the by Universalthe Universal Copyright Copyright Convention Convention or or hidinghiding behind behind a rehearsal a rehearsal block block thrust thrust them them into into the theair onair cue.on cue. with withwhich which the Unitedthe United States States has reciprocalhas reciprocal copyright copyright relations, relations, including including Canada, Canada, Mexico,Mexico, Australia Australia and andall nations all nations of the of Unitedthe United Kingdom. Kingdom.

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On allOn programs, all programs, printing printing and andadvertising, advertising, the followingthe following information information must must appear: appear: 1. The1. Thefull name full name of the of musicalthe musical 2. The2. Thefull name full name of the of playwrightthe playwright and andcomposer/arranger composer/arranger 3. The3. Thefollowing following notice: notice: “Produced “Produced by special by special arrangement arrangement with withPioneer Pioneer DramaDrama Service, Service, Inc., Inc.,Englewood, Englewood, Colorado” Colorado”

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1 PERSON1 PERSON IN CROWD IN CROWD: It :was It was that that Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! I saw I saw him him just justas as 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #4: #4But: Butif they if they come come to life, to life,how how would would we makewe make the charactersthe characters he left!he left! (ALL (ALL start start talking talking at once at once until until two twoPOLICEMEN POLICEMEN ENTER ENTER do whatdo what we wantwe want them them to do? to do? RIGHT,RIGHT, blowing blowing their their whistles.) whistles.) WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Simple!: Simple! We Wejust justkeep keep drawing drawing them them following following our our POLICEPOLICE #1: #1 Quiet!: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! storystory line. line. 5 POLICE5 POLICE #2: #2 Stay: Stay calm, calm, everybody. everybody. We’ll We’ll get getto theto thebottom bottom of this.of this. 5 ARTIST5 ARTIST #5: #5 If :that If that worked, worked, then then people people would would be ablebe able to watch to watch our our (More(More talking talking from from the theCROWD.) CROWD.) superheroessuperheroes and and villains villains actually actually living living through through all the all theadventures adventures POLICEPOLICE #1: #1 Please,: Please, just justsettle settle down down and and let uslet dous ourdo ourjob! job! we thinkwe think up forup them!for them! POLICEPOLICE #2: #2 We: Weneed need to question to question everyone everyone here, here, so all so of all you of you line lineup up ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 You’re: You’re right. right. It would It would be farbe betterfar better than than an ordinaryan ordinary comic comic in anin orderlyan orderly fashion. fashion. (Takes (Takes out outpen pen and and notepad.) notepad.) book!book! 10 POLICE10 POLICE #1: #1 (As: (Asthe theCROWD CROWD continues continues to murmur.)to murmur.) Anyone Anyone who who 10 ARTIST10 ARTIST #1: #1 Better: Better than than TV! TV! sawsaw anything anything please please step step forward. forward. (POLICEMAN (POLICEMAN #2 begins#2 begins to to ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Better: Better than than the themovies! movies! interviewinterview one one SPECTATOR. SPECTATOR. As theAs thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN continue continue silently silently ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 It :would It would be thebe theultimate ultimate reality reality show! show! miming interviews with the CROWD UPSTAGE, STANLEY and miming interviews with the CROWD UPSTAGE, STANLEY and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Now: Now you’re you’re talking! talking! We’re We’re going going to strike to strike it rich it rich with with VIOLAVIOLA move move DOWNSTAGE.) DOWNSTAGE.) this,this, very very rich! rich! 15 15 : Where’s the Fabulous Four?! STANLEYSTANLEY: Where’s the Fabulous Four?! 15 ARTIST15 ARTIST #4: #4 Rich: Rich is nice. is nice. : I don’t see them anywhere! VIOLAVIOLA: I don’t see them anywhere! ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 I can: I can live livewith with rich. rich. : (Climbs onto the STAGE.) Shock Clock took the WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Climbs onto the STAGE.) Shock Clock took the ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 And: And very very rich rich is even is even better! better! others.others. I was I was safe safe in my in myburrow burrow so Iso didn’t I didn’t get getfrozen. frozen. It was It was all all : Okay,: Okay, it’s tooit’s toolate late to start to start tonight, tonight, so I sowant I want everybody everybody StarStar Guy’s Guy’s fault! fault! He Hegot gotso caughtso caught up withup with his hisgirlfriends girlfriends that that he he WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN to goto home,go home, get geta good a good night’s night’s sleep sleep and and be readybe ready to start to start bright bright 20 20 couldn’tcouldn’t shoot shoot his hischarisma charisma ray rayto cause to cause the thediversion. diversion. The The next next 20 20 andand early early tomorrow tomorrow morning morning on ouron our rst  issuerst issue of “Wonder of “Wonder Comics Comics timetime I see I see him, him, I’m I’mgoing going to— to— Alive”!Alive”! STANLEYSTANLEY: It’s: notIt’s notStar Star Guy’s Guy’s fault, fault, it’s mine!it’s mine! ARTISTSARTISTS: “Wonder: “Wonder Comics Comics Alive”! Alive”! (Start (Start to leave, to leave, EXITING EXITING RIGHT RIGHT VIOLAVIOLA: What: What do youdo you mean, mean, Stanley? Stanley? It’s notIt’s notyour your fault. fault. as theyas they ad-lib: ad-lib: “I’ve “I’ve got gotan ideaan idea already!” already!” “I think “I think my mynewest newest STANLEYSTANLEY: I should: I should have have drawn drawn him him better! better! (To (ToWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) superherosuperhero will willwork!” work!” “This “This is totally is totally unbelievable!” unbelievable!” and and so on.)so on.) 25 25 I should have drawn you all with better superpowers! How could I I should have drawn you all with better superpowers! How could I 25 WUNDERMAN25 WUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at theat thebox box of pens.)of pens.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from thinkthink my myheroes heroes could could defeat defeat a villain a villain like likeDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock? Clock? Pelopponesia,Pelopponesia, you you have have made made my myday! day! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) : Oh, Stanley, you did the best you could. VIOLAVIOLA: Oh, Stanley, you did the best you could. STANLEYSTANLEY: (After: (After a pause, a pause, ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with his broom.)his broom.) I  nished I  nished WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You did. did. You You even even drew drew me mea cute a cute little little cape cape dustingdusting all theall theback back issues, issues, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? andand mask. mask. (Looks(Looks around.) around.) I guess I guess he heleft leftfor forthe thenight. night. Maybe Maybe I’ll justI’ll just 30 STANLEY30 STANLEY: Anyone: Anyone can can draw draw a cape a cape and and mask. mask. I thought I thought I was I was better better 30 30 emptyempty his trashhis trash can can and and leave leave myself. myself. I want I want to work to work on thaton that new new thanthan that. that. I thought I thought I really I really deserved deserved to be to abe comic a comic book book artist. artist. My My superherosuperhero I thought I thought of. (Crossesof. (Crosses LEFT LEFT to desk, to desk, picks picks up theup thetrash trash mothermother even even named named me meLeonardo. Leonardo. Leonardo! Leonardo! What What would would she she cancan and and  nds  nds his hisdrawing drawing there.) there.) My Mydrawing… drawing… I… I…I guess I guess he he thinkthink about about me menow? now? (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) didn’tdidn’t like likeit… it…(VIOLA (VIOLA ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and and crosses crosses to her to herdesk desk at at EndEnd of Scene of Scene Seven Seven RIGHT.RIGHT. Picks Picks up someup some papers.) papers.) Hello, Hello, Viola. Viola. 35 VIOLA35 VIOLA: Stanley!: Stanley! I didn’t I didn’t see see you you there! there! I just I justcame came back back to get to getsome some SceneScene Eight Eight papers.papers. (Sees (Sees him him holding holding his hisdrawing.) drawing.) What’s What’s that that you’re you’re SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On OnNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. holding?holding? 35 NARRATOR35 NARRATOR: Poor: Poor Stanley. Stanley. He Hewas was really really down down in the in thedumps. dumps. He He STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, this thisis just is justthe thedrawing drawing I gave I gave to Mr. to Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. He He shouldn’tshouldn’t have have been, been, though. though. His Hissuperhero, superhero, Star Star Guy, Guy, was was only only didn’tdidn’t like likeit. I it.found I found it in ithis in trashhis trash can. can. 40 VIOLA40 VIOLA: (Crosses: (Crosses to him.) to him.) Stanley, Stanley, I’m I’msorry. sorry.

32 32 9 9 For preview only ADVENTURESADVENTURES OF OFA COMIC A COMIC BOOK BOOK ARTIST ARTIST BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Seven: Seven: Small Small hand hand mirror mirror (STAR (STAR GUY) GUY) BookBook and and lyrics lyrics by Patby PatLydersen Lydersen Small, Small, expensive-looking expensive-looking wooden wooden box box (ROTTEN (ROTTEN PENNY) PENNY) MusicMusic by Wendyby Wendy Woolf Woolf Sacks Sacks (MINUTOS) (MINUTOS) CASTCAST OF OFCHARACTERS CHARACTERS Flower Flower (BLOSSOM) (BLOSSOM) (In Order(In Order of Speaking) of Speaking) Whistles, Whistles, pen pen and and notepad notepad (POLICEMEN) (POLICEMEN) ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Eight: Eight: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three, Three, but butthe thebox box on on # of lines# of lines WUNDERMAN’SWUNDERMAN’S desk desk now now contains contains a large a large eraser. eraser. NARRATORNARRATOR ...... comic-book-type ...... comic-book-type character character 27 27 BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Eight: Eight: withwith a dramatic a dramatic  air  air Handkerchief Handkerchief (NARRATOR) (NARRATOR) STANLEYSTANLEY LEONARDO LEONARDO ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Nine: Nine: Large Large and and small small rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks arranged arranged SAPPOVITZSAPPOVITZ ...... slightly slightly nerdy nerdy young young man man 124 124 to lookto look like likea rooftop. a rooftop. MR.MR. WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN ...... typical ...... typical Mel Mel Brooks-type Brooks-type 48 48 BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Nine: Nine: businessmanbusinessman (can (can be female)be female) Newspapers Newspapers (NEWSBOY) (NEWSBOY) ARTISTSARTISTS ...... Wunderman’s Wunderman’s staff staff 53 53 Large Large eraser eraser and and shield shield (STANLEY) (STANLEY) (at least(at least three, three, up toup six) to six) Clocks, Clocks, hourglasses, hourglasses, sundials sundials and and other other time-related time-related items items VIOLAVIOLA ...... Wunderman’s Wunderman’s competent competent 46 46 (MINUTOS)(MINUTOS) but butslightly slightly airheaded airheaded young young ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Ten: Ten: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Two. Two. secretary;secretary; falls falls in love in love BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Ten: Ten: withwith Stanley Stanley Broom, Broom, Eraser Eraser Man Man shirt shirt (STANLEY) (STANLEY) DOCTORDOCTOR SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK ...... villain; ...... villain; can can stop stop time time with with 35 35 COSTUMESCOSTUMES the thesnap snap of his of his ngers  ngers LikeLike the thesets, sets, costumes costumes can can be simple.be simple. Be creativeBe creative and and have have fun! fun! MINUTOSMINUTOS ...... Dr. Shock Dr. Shock Clock’s Clock’s henchmen henchmen 25 25 (at least(at least three, three, but butthe themore, more, SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S costume costume should should probably probably be thebe themost most elaborate, elaborate, the thebetter!) better!) embellishedembellished with with a variety a variety of watches,of watches, clocks clocks and and hourglasses. hourglasses. TheThe painting painting of Shock of Shock Clock Clock should should match match the thecostume costume as closely as closely STARSTAR GUY GUY ...... full-of-himself full-of-himself superhero; superhero; 59 59 as possible.as possible. charismacharisma ray rayis his is mainhis main superpowersuperpower TheThe MINUTOS MINUTOS can can wear wear similar similar renditions renditions of their of their leader’s leader’s out out t but t but withwith less less  are.  are. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME ...... super-fast super-fast superhero; superhero; has has 36 36 constantconstant tension tension with with Star Star Guy Guy NARRATORNARRATOR could could wear wear some some kind kind of unusual of unusual suit suitor tuxedo or tuxedo (think (think of of the theJoker Joker in Batman in Batman), but), butany any colorful colorful costume costume will willdo. do. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM ...... environmentalist ...... environmentalist superhero; superhero; 26 26 magicalmagical  owers  owers put puther herenemies enemies VIOLAVIOLA wears wears a wide a wide belt belt as partas part of her of hercostume. costume. For ForScene Scene Seven, Seven, to sleepto sleep sheshe might might wear wear a different a different out out t but t butwith with the thesame same belt. belt. Eliminate Eliminate her herline linein Scene in Scene Six Sixto avoid to avoid costume costume change. change. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN ...... slightly slightly grouchy grouchy but but 53 53 good-heartedgood-hearted superhero; superhero; THETHE FABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR wear wear unitards unitards or tights, or tights, capes capes and and accessories. accessories. super-burrowersuper-burrower WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN could could wear wear a furry a furry jumpsuit jumpsuit with with a large a large pocket pocket as aas base a base along along with with a hat, a hat, which which she she wears wears at aat slant a slant on heron her BIT BITPARTS PARTS headhead halfway halfway through through the theplay. play. STAR STAR GUY GUY wears wears brightly brightly colored, colored, baggybaggy basketball basketball shorts shorts in Scene in Scene Seven. Seven. KIDSKIDS (as (asmany many as 16)as 16) STANLEYSTANLEY could could wear wear everyday everyday clothes clothes or aor janitor’s a janitor’s out out t. In t. the In the GIRLSGIRLS (at least(at least three) three) openingopening scene, scene, he wearshe wears a baseball a baseball cap cap to look to look like likea kid. a kid.In the In the BANKBANK TELLER TELLER  nal scene,nal scene, he wears he wears an “Eraser an “Eraser Man” Man” T-shirt T-shirt underneath underneath his otherhis other BANKBANK CUSTOMER CUSTOMER

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: It’s: allIt’s right. all right. I’ll just I’ll justhave have to draw to draw a better a better one. one. 1 1 movingmoving in slow in slow motion, motion, and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN, WOMAN, who who has has jumped jumped VIOLAVIOLA: (Sees: (Sees the theopen open box box of pensof pens on WUNDERMAN’son WUNDERMAN’s desk desk and and OFFOFF the theSTAGE STAGE into into her her“burrow.” “burrow.” Moves Moves to TRIPLE to TRIPLE TIME.) TIME.) takestakes one one out.) out.) Hey, Hey, Stanley. Stanley. Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman must must have have ordered ordered SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: What: What have have we here?we here? this thisbox box of pens of pens to give to give out outto his to artists.his artists. (Hands (Hands pen pen to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Still: (Still moving moving and and talking talking in slow in slow motion.) motion.) I’ll… I’ll… get… get… 5 5 WhyWhy don’t don’t you you take take this thisone? one? He Hewon’t won’t miss miss one one little little pen, pen, and and 5 5 you…you… Shock Shock Clock… Clock… maybemaybe it will it willbring bring you you luck. luck. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: You’ll: You’ll get getme? me? Oh, Oh, look, look, Minutos, Minutos, it’s it’sa littlea little STANLEYSTANLEY: A :pen A pen from from Wonder Wonder Comics! Comics! Gee, Gee, Viola, Viola, thanks. thanks. superherosuperhero trying trying to do to battle!do battle! I think I think he’s he’s a super a super fast fast little little guy, guy, so so VIOLAVIOLA: Don’t: Don’t mention mention it. I it.better I better get getgoing. going. Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman gave gave me me whenwhen I stopped I stopped time, time, I merely I merely slowed slowed him him down. down. the theday day off tomorrow.off tomorrow. Isn’t Isn’t that that nice nice of him? of him? MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 You: You slowed slowed him him down, down, all right! all right! 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: It :sure It sure is—very is—very nice. nice. Good Good night, night, Viola. Viola. 10 MINUTO10 MINUTO #2: #2 He: looksHe looks like likethe theenergizer energizer bunny bunny without without any any energy! energy! VIOLAVIOLA: Good: Good night. night. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 He: Helooks looks like likean actionan action  gure  gure who’s who’s missing missing the theaction! action! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at the at thepen. pen. Sings Sings a cappella.) a cappella.) (They(They laugh.) laugh.) I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Looks: (Looks around.) around.) I detect I detect a fewa fewmore more of theseof these That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is— is— That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) annoyingannoying superheroes superheroes around. around. (Goes (Goes to toBLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, who’s who’s EndEnd of Scene of Scene Two Two 15 15 FROZENFROZEN with with a  owera  ower in her in herhand.) hand.) This This little little one one looks looks like likeshe she waswas planning planning on doingon doing something something nasty nasty with with her her ower.  ower. (Takes (Takes it it SceneScene Three Three fromfrom her herhand hand and and gives gives it to it a to MINUTO.) a MINUTO.) Get Get rid ofrid it. of I neverit. I never liked liked 15 SPOTLIGHT15 SPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. petunias,petunias, anyway. anyway. NARRATORNARRATOR: Will: Will Stanley Stanley get getto be to abe comic a comic book book artist? artist? Will Will the thepens pens MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 Yes,: Yes, Scion Scion of the of theSecond! Second! (Drops (Drops it in ithis in sack.)his sack.) fromfrom Pelopponesia Pelopponesia really really work? work? Will Will D. C. D. Wunderman C. Wunderman make make piles piles 20 SHOCK20 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Moves: (Moves to STAR to STAR GUY.) GUY.) And And this thisguy guy appears appears to have to have of money?of money? The The next next day day answered answered one one of these of these questions. questions. (EXITS (EXITS beenbeen having having some some trouble trouble with with the theladies. ladies. (Picks (Picks up theup thecharisma charisma RIGHT.RIGHT. LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPFULL FULL on WUNDERMAN’Son WUNDERMAN’S of ce.of ce.There There is a is a ray.)ray.) I don’t I don’t know know what what this thisweapon weapon is, but is, butI think I think I’ll relieve I’ll relieve him him of of 20 20 panelpanel UP UPCENTER CENTER covered covered with with a black a black drape. drape. The The ARTISTS ARTISTS are are it. Betterit. Better safe safe than than sorry. sorry. (Hands (Hands ray rayto a to MINUTO.) a MINUTO.) ONSTAGEONSTAGE with with sketch sketch pads, pads, some some sitting sitting on benchon bench CENTER.) CENTER.) MINUTOMINUTO #2: #2 I’ll: putI’ll putit in it your in your armory, armory, Your Your Royal Royal Timeliness. Timeliness. (Puts (Puts it it ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 We’ve: We’ve been been sketching sketching all morning.all morning. My Myhand hand is killingis killing 25 25 in hisin sack.)his sack.) me.me. MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 (With: (With the thecoin coin collection collection in his in hishand.) hand.) Here’s Here’s the thecoin coin ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Where’s: Where’s Wunderman? Wunderman? The The meeting meeting was was supposed supposed to to collection,collection, Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock. Clock. 25 25 startstart ten tenminutes minutes ago. ago. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Oh,: Oh, yes, yes, can’t can’t forget forget what what we wecame came for. for.(Takes (Takes it.) it.) ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 I : don’t I don’t know, know, but butI wish I wish he’d he’d decide decide on whichon which of ourof our TakeTake these these three three not-so-superheroes not-so-superheroes to my to myTime Time Freezer Freezer and and put put characterscharacters we’re we’re going going to use to use for “Wonderfor “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” 30 30 themthem in with in with those those comic comic book book people. people. I can I can decide decide what what to doto do ARTISTARTIST #1 : #1 Me,: Me, too. too. I want I want to tryto tryout outone one of thoseof those pens pens from from withwith them them later. later. Pelopponesia.Pelopponesia. MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, General General of theof theJuncture. Juncture. (Drag (Drag TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, 30 ARTIST30 ARTIST #2: #2 Do: youDo you think think they they could could really really work? work? BLOSSOMBLOSSOM and and STAR STAR GUY GUY OFF OFF LEFT LEFT as SHOCKas SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK looks looks aroundaround at the at thefrozen frozen CROWD CROWD MEMBERS.) MEMBERS.) ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 We’ll: We’ll know know soon soon enough. enough. Here Here comes comes Wunderman. Wunderman. 35 35 : Well,: Well, my myhappy happy party-goers, party-goers, I want I want to thankto thank you you WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: :(ENTERS (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Okay, Okay, everyone, everyone, listen listen up. up. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK You’veYou’ve worked worked hard hard all morningall morning presenting presenting me mewith with sketches sketches of of for afor very a very pro pro table table time. time. (Starts (Starts to leave, to leave, then then stops stops and and turns.) turns.) superherosuperhero after after superhero. superhero. I’ve I’vestudied studied them them all carefullyall carefully and and AndAnd by theby theway, way, Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was here! here! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and EXITS LEFT. ALL UNFREEZE and begin to move, looking 35 35 havehave now now chosen chosen the thecharacter character who who will willbecome become the the rst  rst in in and EXITS LEFT. ALL UNFREEZE and begin to move, looking our ourgroundbreaking groundbreaking series, series, “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive”! Alive”! This This is theis the around,around, puzzled.) puzzled.) charactercharacter you you will willdraw draw with with your your new new pens pens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia 40 ROTTEN40 ROTTEN PENNY PENNY: My: Mycoin coin collection! collection! It’s gone!It’s gone! YouYou will willdraw draw his hisenvironment, environment, his hisheadquarters, headquarters, his histools, tools, his his

10 10 31 31 10 31 RIGHTS MUSTFor BE PURCHASED preview BEFORE REPRODUCING only THIS SCRIPT PRODUCTIONPRODUCTION NOTES NOTES GOLDGOLD WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE MANAGER MANAGER GOLDGOLD WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE EMPLOYEES EMPLOYEES (at least(at least two) two) PROPERTIESPROPERTIES SALESCLERKSALESCLERK ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene One: One: Large Large and and small small rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks (The (The JEWELRYJEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER minimumminimum number number needed needed would would be twobe twotall tallblocks blocks [desk [desk height] height] GLADYSGLADYS andand two twoshort short blocks blocks [about [about a foot a foot tall]. tall]. Some Some blocks blocks should should be be OLDOLD LADY LADY WITH WITH PURSE PURSE largelarge enough enough to concealto conceal an anactor actor entirely entirely to effectto effect “magical” “magical” appearancesappearances and and disappearances disappearances onstage). onstage). ROCKROCK GROUP GROUP (at least(at least three three members) members) BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene One: One: EMCEEEMCEE Comic Comic books books (KIDS) (KIDS) ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY (leader (leader of rock of rock group) group) Sketch Sketch pad pad and and pen pen (STANLEY) (STANLEY) CROWDCROWD MEMBERS MEMBERS (at least(at least two) two) Superhero Superhero T-shirt, T-shirt, lunch lunch box box or pillowcase or pillowcase (NARRATOR) (NARRATOR) POLICEMENPOLICEMEN (at least(at least two) two) ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Two: Two: Two Two desks desks with with papers papers and and folders, folders, wastebasket,wastebasket, at least at least two twochairs, chairs, purse purse [on [ondesk], desk], broom, broom, bench. bench. NEWSBOYNEWSBOY (NOTE:(NOTE: desks desks and and bench bench can can be madebe made using using large large and and small small EXTRASEXTRAS (DREAM (DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES [up [upto ten], to ten], rehearsalrehearsal blocks.) blocks.) CROWDCROWD MEMBERS) MEMBERS) BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Two: Two: Piece Piece of paper of paper [in pocket],[in pocket], box box containing containing pens, pens, catalog catalog SYNOPSISSYNOPSIS OF OFSCENES SCENES (STANLEY)(STANLEY) SceneScene One: One: Present-day Present-day New New York York City. City. Folder Folder with with papers papers (VIOLA) (VIOLA) SceneScene Two: Two: D. C.D. Wunderman’sC. Wunderman’s executive executive of ceof  atce Wonder at Wonder Comics. Comics. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Three: Three: Same Same as Scene as Scene Two, Two, but butwith with a large a large panel panel A workA work day. day. drawingdrawing of Dr. of ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock covered covered by aby black a black drape. drape. BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Three: Three: SceneScene Three: Three: Same. Same. The The next next day. day. Sketch Sketch pads, pads, pens pens (ARTISTS) (ARTISTS) SceneScene Four: Four: Same. Same. A few A fewminutes minutes later. later. Clocks, Clocks, hourglasses, hourglasses, sundials sundials and and other other time-related time-related items items SceneScene Five: Five: A bank, A bank, the thegold gold warehouse, warehouse, a jewelry a jewelry store, store, a street. a street. A A (MINUTOS)(MINUTOS) few fewdays days later. later. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Four: Four: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three. Three. SceneScene Six: Six: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.Same Same time time as inas Scene in Scene Five. Five. BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Four: Four: SceneScene Seven: Seven: Times Times Square. Square. Later Later that that night. night. Sketch Sketch pad pad and and pen, pen, piece piece of paper of paper [in pocket][in pocket] (STANLEY) (STANLEY) Charisma Charisma ray, ray, cape, cape, hat hatand and mask mask (thrown (thrown ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the the SceneScene Eight: Eight: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.The The next next day. day. wings)wings) SceneScene Nine: Nine: Roof Roof of the of theTimes Times Building. Building. Midnight Midnight the thenext next evening. evening. Flowers Flowers and and leaves leaves (BLOSSOM) (BLOSSOM) SceneScene Ten: Ten: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.The The next next day. day. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Five: Five: Counter Counter with with drawer drawer of cashof cash to resembleto resemble bankbank counter counter (BANK), (BANK), another another counter counter for forjewelry jewelry store, store, crate crate SETSET DESCRIPTION DESCRIPTION (GOLD(GOLD WAREHOUSE). WAREHOUSE). [Counters [Counters can can be becreated created by stackingby stacking TheThe play play takes takes place place at various at various locales locales in New in New York York City. City. All sets All sets for thefor the shortshort blocks blocks on topon topof the of thetall blocks.]tall blocks.] playplay can can be representedbe represented with with a set a setof tall of talland and short short rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Five: Five: andand a few a fewother other props. props. D. C.D. Wunderman’sC. Wunderman’s of ceof  isce the is themain main set setand and Large Large sack sack (MINUTOS) (MINUTOS) cancan be representedbe represented by anby executive-typean executive-type desk desk LEFT LEFT and and a smaller a smaller Jewelry Jewelry (SALESMAN) (SALESMAN) secretarialsecretarial desk desk RIGHT RIGHT (use (use rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks as desks,as desks, if desired). if desired). A A Purse Purse (OLD (OLD LADY) LADY) wastebasketwastebasket sits sitsbeside beside the thelarger larger desk. desk. Two Two rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks can can be be ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Six: Six: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three, Three, but butwith with a newspaper a newspaper stackedstacked to form to form a bench, a bench, CENTER. CENTER. An EXITAn EXIT RIGHT RIGHT leads leads to the to therest rest on theon thedesk. desk. of theof theof cesof cesand and outside. outside. Various Various EXITS EXITS are areused used for otherfor other scenes. scenes. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Seven: Seven: Small Small stage stage or platform or platform with with microphone. microphone.

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1 GIRL1 GIRL #2: #2 Where’s: Where’s Rotten Rotten Penny?! Penny?! 1 1 helpers.helpers. You You will willdraw draw him him in all in his all gloryhis glory so heso canhe can leap leap from from our our GIRLGIRL #3: #3 We: Wewant want Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! pagespages to become to become a living, a living, breathing breathing superhero! superhero! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (To: (ToWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Look Look at those at those girls! girls! Screaming Screaming ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 Unveil: Unveil the thepicture picture already, already, Wunderman. Wunderman. overover Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! They They don’t don’t know know true true good good looks looks when when they they see see ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Yeah,: Yeah, we wantwe want to get to getstarted! started! 5 5 them.them. I think I think I’ll use I’ll usemy charismamy charisma ray rayto teach to teach them them a little a little lesson. lesson. 5 WUNDERMAN5 WUNDERMAN: For: ForPete’s Pete’s sake, sake, people, people, this thisis ais momentousa momentous WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Not: Notnow! now! There’s There’s no time!no time! moment.moment. It deserves It deserves a little a little fanfare! fanfare! Where Where was was I… I…oh, oh,yes, yes, do do STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Zaps: (Zaps the theGIRLS. GIRLS. SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: CHARISMA CHARISMA ZAP. ZAP. youyou have have your your sketchbooks sketchbooks ready? ready? TheThe GIRLS GIRLS turn turn to STARto STAR GUY GUY screaming.) screaming.) Too Too late— late— They’ve They’ve ARTISTSARTISTS: Sketchbooks: Sketchbooks ready! ready! seenseen the thelight. light. (The (The GIRLS GIRLS wrap wrap themselves themselves around around his hislegs legs in in WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Do: youDo you have have your your pens pens in hand? in hand? 10 10 adoration.)adoration.) 10 ARTISTS10 ARTISTS: Pens: Pens in hand! in hand! EMCEEEMCEE: So: nowSo now without without further further ado, ado, I’d likeI’d liketo introduce to introduce the thenumber number WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Prepare: Prepare yourselves yourselves to goto godown down in comicin comic book book oneone singer singer in thein thecountry, country, who who has has brought brought his hispriceless priceless coin coin history!history! collectioncollection here here tonight tonight to auctionto auction off offfor forcharity. charity. The The one, one, the the : We: Weare areprepared! prepared! only,only, the theunbelievable unbelievable Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! (The (The CROWD CROWD cheers cheers as as ARTISTSARTISTS 15 15 ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY ENTERS. ENTERS. He’s He’s carrying carrying an expensive-lookingan expensive-looking WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It :is Itnow is now my myhonor honor to present to present to you to you the thecornerstone cornerstone woodenwooden box.) box.) 15 15 of ourof ournew new “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive” Alive” series—Dr. series—Dr. Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (SOUND(SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE. FANFARE. He Hepulls pulls the theblack black drape drape off theoff the ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY: Thanks,: Thanks, everyone. everyone. It’s reallyIt’s really cool cool to be to herebe here in this in this panelpanel to reveal to reveal an enormousan enormous painting painting of Dr. of Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. He Heis is happeninghappening city cityhanging hanging with with all you all you friendly friendly fans. fans. (Cheers.) (Cheers.) As you As you an imposingan imposing character character with with an hourglassan hourglass headpiece, headpiece, a clock a clock face face know,know, I’m I’mhere here to auction to auction off theoff thelittle little babies babies in this in thisbox box because because on hison hischest chest and and a variety a variety of clocks of clocks and and watches watches throughout throughout his his 20 20 I believeI believe in sharing in sharing my mywealth wealth with with those those less less fortunate fortunate than than me. me. 20 20 costume.costume. [NOTE: [NOTE: Of course, Of course, if your if your SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK is costumed is costumed (More(More cheers.) cheers.) I also I also believe believe in declaring in declaring big bigtax taxdeductions deductions on on differently,differently, the thepainting painting should should be bealtered altered accordingly.] accordingly.] The The my IRSmy IRS form. form. (Cheers.) (Cheers.) Before Before we startwe start the theauction, auction, though, though, I think I think ARTISTSARTISTS “ooh” “ooh” and and “aah.”) “aah.”) we weneed need some some mean mean singing singing and and dancing! dancing! (ALL (ALL cheer. cheer. MUSIC MUSIC CUECUE 5a: 5a: “Rotten “Rotten Penny Penny Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” EVERYONE EVERYONE starts starts ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 That’s: That’s mine! mine! I drew I drew that that one! one! 25 25 dancing.)dancing.) WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yes,: Yes, you you did, did, and and congratulations. congratulations. This This is our is ournew new GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Dance!: Dance! Dance Dance with with me, me, Star Star Guy! Guy! 25 25 superhero,superhero, folks! folks! Our Our living living comic comic prototype! prototype! Now Now it’s timeit’s time for youfor you to useto use all your all your artistic artistic skills skills to bring to bring him him to life. to life.Raise Raise your your Powerful Powerful GIRLGIRL #2: #2 No,: No,with with me! me! PensPens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia and—ready, and—ready, set, set, draw! draw! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 2a: 2a: GIRLGIRL #3: #3 Me!: Me! (They (They tackle tackle STAR STAR GUY GUY to the to theground. ground. Just Just as they as they do, do, “Drawing“Drawing Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” The The ARTISTS ARTISTS start start drawing, drawing, and and SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK and and his MINUTOShis MINUTOS ENTER ENTER LEFT.) LEFT.) as theyas they do, do,Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s assistants, assistants, the theMINUTOS, MINUTOS, come come out out 30 30 WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (To: (ToSTAR STAR GUY.) GUY.) There’s There’s Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Quick, Quick, 30 30 fromfrom behind behind the thepanel. panel. Each Each one one carries carries a large a large cut-out cut-out of a of clock a clock useuse your your charisma charisma ray rayon theon theMinutos! Minutos! faceface which which they they move move rhythmically rhythmically to the to theticking ticking music—they music—they can can STARSTAR GUY GUY: (From: (From under under the theGIRLS.) GIRLS.) I can’t! I can’t! I can’t I can’t get getat it! at (MUSIC it! (MUSIC useuse these these clocks clocks to great to great effect effect during during the thesong. song. Finally, Finally, THREE THREE OUT.OUT. As Asthe theMINUTOS MINUTOS push push ROTTEN ROTTEN PENNY PENNY off theoff theSTAGE STAGE MINUTOSMINUTOS go togo the to thepanel panel drawing. drawing. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) andand SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK takes takes his hisplace, place, WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN jumps jumps MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 It :is Itnow is now time… time… 35 35 to theto theedge edge of the of theSTAGE STAGE and and starts starts “digging” “digging” a burrow.) a burrow.) 35 MINUTO35 MINUTO #2: #2 …to: …to present present our ourleader! leader! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Yells: (Yells as asshe she digs.) digs.) Blossom! Blossom! Triple Triple Time! Time! MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 Please: Please welcome… welcome… Hurry!Hurry! ALLALL MINUTOS MINUTOS: …Dr.: …Dr. Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (SOUND (SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE. FANFARE. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sees: (Sees STAR STAR GUY GUY is incapacitated.) is incapacitated.) Go, Go, Triple Triple Time! Time! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK jumps jumps from from behind behind the thepicture picture of him.of him. ALL ALL TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: On: Onmy myway! way! ARTISTSARTISTS applaud.) applaud.) 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Sorry,: Sorry, folks, folks, but it’sbut time it’s time for a for bit a of bit my of magic!my magic! (Snaps (Snaps 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Thank: Thank you, you, thank thank you. you. Glad Glad to be to here.be here. And And so areso are his his ngers  ngers and and ALL ALL FREEZE, FREEZE, except except TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, who who starts starts my mylittle little helpers, helpers, the theMinutos. Minutos. Aren’t Aren’t you, you, Minutos? Minutos?

30 30 11 11 30 11 RIGHTS MUST BE PURCHASED BEFORE REPRODUCING THIS SCRIPT For preview only In SceneIn Scene Three, Three, a large a large drawing drawing of Dr. of Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock is onstage is onstage and and standsstands there there looking looking out outover over the theAUDIENCE AUDIENCE as theas themusic music plays. plays. remainsremains part part of the of theof ceof  setce setuntil until Scene Scene Ten. Ten. For ForScene Scene Five, Five, area area LIGHTSLIGHTS COME COME BACK BACK UP UPFULL FULL STAGE STAGE as theas theENTIRE ENTIRE CAST CAST stagingstaging is used. is used. The The bank, bank, gold gold warehouse, warehouse, jewelry jewelry store store and and street street ENTERSENTERS for theirfor their  rst  chorus.rst chorus. Sings.) Sings.) settingssettings take take place place STAGE STAGE RIGHT, RIGHT, CENTER, CENTER, LEFT LEFT and and on onthe the I’ve I’vebecome become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. FORESTAGE,FORESTAGE, respectively, respectively, using using blocks blocks as counters as counters for thefor thebank bank and and CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... store.store. For ForScene Scene Seven, Seven, Times Times Square Square can can be representedbe represented by a by small a small STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! stagestage or platform or platform UPSTAGE UPSTAGE to simulate to simulate a concert a concert venue. venue. For ForScene Scene : (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s become become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. Nine,Nine, tall andtall and short short blocks blocks should should be arrangedbe arranged to simulate to simulate the theroof roof of of CHORUSCHORUS He’sHe’s a superhero... a superhero... the theTimes Times Building. Building. A painted A painted backdrop backdrop of New of New York York City City adds adds a nice a nice touch,touch, if possible. if possible. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Batman, Batman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine Wolverine and and Freeze, Freeze, SEQUENCESEQUENCE OF OFMUSICAL MUSICAL NUMBERS NUMBERS PoisonPoison Ivy, Ivy,Penguin… Penguin… MC MC1 1 Comic Comic Book Book Artist Artist ...... Stanley, ...... Stanley, Chorus Chorus STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...I love...I love each each one one of these. of these. MC MC1a 1a Dream Dream Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental ...... Instrumental CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The Incredible Incredible Hulk Hulk with with all his all bulk,his bulk, MC MC2 2 Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia .....Wunderman, .....Wunderman, Artists Artists TheThe Riddler Riddler with with his wit…his wit… MC MC2a 2a Drawing Drawing Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...or ...or Kingpin Kingpin having having a  t!a  t! MC MC3 3 Dr. Shock Dr. Shock Clock Clock ...... Shock Shock Clock, Clock, CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Daredevil, Daredevil, Bullseye, Bullseye, Elektra Elektra and and Thor, Thor, MinutosMinutos NightNight Crawler, Crawler, Venom, Venom, and and the theFantastic Fantastic Four. Four. He canHe can read read Spawn Spawn from from dusk dusk to dawn. to dawn. MC MC4 4 The The Fabulous Fabulous Four Four ...... Star ...... Star Guy, Guy, Triple Triple Time,Time, Blossom, Blossom, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) And And Magneto Magneto is the is thescourge scourge of the of theweek! week! WombatWombat Woman, Woman, I’ve I’vebecome become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. StanleyStanley CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC5 5 Panic Panic in the in theCity City ...... Ensemble Ensemble (Except (Except STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! ShockShock Clock Clock and and CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s become become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. Minutos)Minutos) He’sHe’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC5a 5a Rotten Rotten Penny Penny Music—Underscore Music—Underscore .....Instrumental .....Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! MC MC6 6 StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz ...... Viola, Viola, Wombat Wombat Juggernaut,Juggernaut, Cyclops, Cyclops, Storm, Storm, the theHuman Human Torch, Torch, Wolverine, Wolverine, WomanWoman GreenGreen Goblin, Goblin, Dr. Octopus,Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, Sabretooth, the theBeast, Beast, the theThing! Thing! MC MC6a 6a Sappy Sappy Violin Violin Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC6b 6b Battle Battle Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) MC MC6c 6c Heroic Heroic Music Music ENDEND OF OFMUSICAL MUSICAL (Pomp(Pomp and and Circumstance) Circumstance) ...... Instrumental Instrumental MC MC7 7 Comic Comic Book Book Hero Hero ...... Stanley, ...... Stanley, Chorus Chorus

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: (In: clockwork(In clockwork unison.) unison.) Yes, Yes, Master Master of the of theMinute! Minute! We Weare are 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: It’s: aIt’s little a little dif cultdif cultfor mefor meto blend to blend in. Youin. You know, know, with with my my gladglad to be to here.be here. incredibleincredible charisma charisma and and all. Iall. can I can never never be justbe justanother another face face in the in the WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: And: And we’re we’re glad glad to have to have you, you, Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. You You crowd.crowd. are aregoing going to make to make history history as theas the rst  living,rst living, breathing breathing superhero superhero TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sarcastic.): (Sarcastic.) Put Puta bag a bag over over your your head. head. That That might might 5 5 of allof time. all time. 5 5 help!help! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Superhero?: Superhero? What’s What’s this thissuperhero superhero stuff? stuff? I’m I’mno no STARSTAR GUY GUY: (To: (ToBLOSSOM BLOSSOM and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Do Doyou you hear hear hero.hero. I’m I’ma villain.a villain. The The grandest grandest villain villain around! around! (ALL (ALL except except that?that? He’s He’s been been making making these these jealous jealous comments comments the thewhole whole way way MINUTOSMINUTOS are arestunned.) stunned.) overover here! here! WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: But: Butyou you can’t can’t be! be!We Wedrew drew you you to be to abe superhero. a superhero. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Jealous?: Jealous? Ha! Ha!All IAll was I was doing doing was was commenting commenting on on 10 10 That’sThat’s our ourtrademark. trademark. That’s— That’s— 10 10 thosethose ridiculous ridiculous shorts shorts you you have have on. on. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Snaps: (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN FREEZES FREEZES in in STARSTAR GUY GUY: I’ll: have I’ll have you you know know these these shorts shorts are arethe theheight height of fashion! of fashion! mid-sentence.mid-sentence. SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FREEZE. FREEZE. [NOTE: [NOTE: This This sound sound I couldn’tI couldn’t be expectedbe expected to wear to wear those those silly silly tight tight pants pants Stanley Stanley drew drew effecteffect should should be repeatedbe repeated any any time time SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK freezes freezes a a for mefor meto a to party a party like likethis. this. I’m StarI’m Star Guy, Guy, after after all— all— I have I have to uphold to uphold character.]character.] To ARTISTS.)To ARTISTS.) Notice Notice how how your your boss boss has has just justbeen been my myimage. image. 15 15 frozenfrozen in time? in time? I did I didthat. that. It is Itmy is mypower power because because I, Doctor I, Doctor Shock Shock 15 TRIPLE15 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Uphold: Uphold your your image? image? If your If your shorts shorts start start hanging hanging any any Clock,Clock, can can stop stop time time with with a mere a mere snap snap of my of my ngers!  ngers! (Snaps (Snaps his his lower,lower, your your image image won’t won’t be thebe theonly only thing thing you’ll you’ll have have to hold to hold up! up!  ngers ngers again, again, and and WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN UNFREEZES.) UNFREEZES.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: That: That shows shows how how much much you you know! know! Shorts Shorts are aresupposed supposed WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: What: What happened? happened? to hangto hang low. low. It’s It’sthe thein thing! in thing! Unlike Unlike that that ridiculous ridiculous jumpsuit jumpsuit you you SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: I happened,: I happened, little little man. man. I stopped I stopped you you in your in your tracks, tracks, havehave on! on! 20 20 frozefroze you you in the in themoment. moment. I am I amthe themaster master of time. of time. I can I can bend bend it— it— 20 TRIPLE20 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Angry,: (Angry, advances advances on STARon STAR GUY.) GUY.) Ridiculous! Ridiculous! You You andand all who all who depend depend on it—toon it—to my mywill. will. Not Nota second, a second, not nota minute, a minute, conceitedconceited little— little— not notan houran hour can can pass pass without without my myconsent. consent. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Cut: Cutit out, it out, boys, boys, we’ve we’ve got gota job a jobto do. to do. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: No!: No!It can’t It can’t be! be! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Blossom’s: Blossom’s right. right. If you If you don’t don’t shut shut up andup and get get SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Oh,: Oh, yes, yes, it can! it can! And And you, you, your your company, company, this thiscity, city, ready,ready, I’ll burrowI’ll burrow into into your your hearts hearts and and tear tear them them out outof yourof your 25 25 the theentire entire world, world, in fact, in fact, are aremine mine for thefor thetaking. taking. It’s only,It’s only, you you might might 25 25 chests!chests! say,say, a matter a matter of time. of time. (Lets (Lets out outan extremelyan extremely evil evillaugh.) laugh.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: You: You don’t don’t have have a very a very pleasant pleasant way way of putting of putting things, things, do do WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (To: (ToARTISTS.) ARTISTS.) Quick! Quick! Draw Draw a hero a hero to  ghtto  ghtthis thisvillain! villain! youyou know know that? that? (WOMBAT (WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN approaches approaches him him threateningly.) threateningly.) (As (Asthe theARTISTS ARTISTS raise raise their their pens, pens, they they are areimmediately immediately FROZEN FROZEN Okay,Okay, okay, okay, I’m I’mgetting getting ready. ready. in thein theact actby SHOCKby SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Just: Just make make sure sure you you zap zap those those Minutos Minutos with with your your 30 30 SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Sorry,: Sorry, guys, guys, but butI can’t I can’t let youlet you do that.do that. I don’t I don’t 30 30 charismacharisma ray rayin timein time for forme meto getto getat Shockat Shock Clock. Clock. (He (He and and like likesuperheroes. superheroes. They They can can be beannoying annoying little little creatures. creatures. (To (To BLOSSOMBLOSSOM move move UPSTAGE UPSTAGE and and begin begin to danceto dance casually casually while while MINUTOS.)MINUTOS.) Minutos! Minutos! Take Take these these people people and and their their pens pens away! away! lookinglooking all around all around for SHOCKfor SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) (MINUTOS(MINUTOS pull pullWUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN and and his ARTISTShis ARTISTS OFF OFF RIGHT RIGHT as as STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Calls: (Calls after after TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME.) TIME.) Don’t Don’t worry worry about about me. me. You You SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK continues continues to speak, to speak, then then RE-ENTER.) RE-ENTER.) Put Putthem them just justdo yourdo your job! job! (He (He and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN take take their their positions positions in myin myTime Time Freezer! Freezer! They They can can enjoy enjoy a little a little stint stint in suspendedin suspended 35 35 35 35 DOWNDOWN LEFT. LEFT. WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN begins begins to dance to dance while while scanning scanning animation.animation. Ah, Ah,yes, yes, my mytime time has has  nally  nally come! come! I am I amabout about to to the thecrowd crowd for signsfor signs of the of thevillain. villain. STAR STAR GUY GUY pulls pulls out outa mirror a mirror and and becomebecome rich, rich, famous, famous, powerful. powerful. I’ll takeI’ll take what what I want. I want. No Noone one will will busiesbusies himself himself with with adjusting adjusting his hair.)his hair.) be ablebe able to stop to stop me mebecause because I can I can stop stop them them  rst.  rst.I can I can freeze freeze them them : (RE-ENTERS: (RE-ENTERS and and moves moves to platform.) to platform.) Hey, Hey, everyone, everyone, can can in thein themoment. moment. I am, I am, after after all, all,Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 3: 3: EMCEEEMCEE I haveI have your your attention, attention, please?! please?! I know I know you’ve you’ve been been waiting waiting for ourfor our 40 40 “Dr.“Dr. Shock Shock Clock.”) Clock.”) 40 40 specialspecial guest guest to arrive. to arrive. MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, : Rotten: Rotten Penny! Penny! ShockShock the theclock, clock, tick ticktock, tock, GIRLGIRL #1 #1

12 12 29 29 For preview only 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #3: #3 (As: (AsWUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Hey, Hey, D. C., D. you’reC., you’re ADVENTURESADVENTURES OF OFA COMIC A COMIC BOOK BOOK ARTIST ARTIST late!late! SceneScene One One WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I had: I had a lot a of lot explaining of explaining to do to todo my to wifemy wife about about why why I I waswas gone gone all that all that time. time. She She wasn’t wasn’t buying buying the theTime Time Freezer Freezer story. story. 1 LIGHTS1 LIGHTS UP: UP: A variety A variety of KIDS of KIDS sit insit groups in groups and and alone, alone, on rehearsalon rehearsal blocksblocks (which (which can canbe scatteredbe scattered across across the thestage) stage) and and on theon the oor,  oor, all all 5 ARTIST5 ARTIST #4: #4 I guess: I guess we’ll we’ll never never see seethose those fat checksfat checks we werewe were going going reading comic books. STANLEY, wearing a baseball cap, sits CENTER to earnto earn for “Wonderfor “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” reading comic books. STANLEY, wearing a baseball cap, sits CENTER STAGESTAGE with with his backhis back to the to theAUDIENCE, AUDIENCE, sketching. sketching. The The NARRATOR NARRATOR WUNDERMAN: Don’t: Don’t even even talk talkto me to meabout about “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” WUNDERMAN 5 ENTERS5 ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and and looks looks around around at EVERYONE. at EVERYONE. ARTIST #5: So,: So,what’s what’s next? next? ARTIST #5 NARRATORNARRATOR: Comic: Comic books—pitting books—pitting the thenoble noble forces forces of good of good against against WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It’s: funnyIt’s funny you youshould should ask askthat that because because I happen I happen to to the thedastardly dastardly schemes schemes of the of thewicked. wicked. 10 10 havehave come come up withup with an ideaan idea for afor sure a sure re hit! re hit!We’ve We’ve got gotto work to work KIDKID #1: #1 Venom: Venom is way is way stronger stronger and and more more powerful powerful than than Spiderman, Spiderman, fast, though, before other companies hop on the bandwagon. fast, though, before other companies hop on the bandwagon. but buthe can’the can’t take take  re and re and loud loud noises. noises. That That will willdo himdo himin every in every ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 Okay,: Okay, Wundy. Wundy. 10 10 time!time! ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 What: What is it? is A it? new A new series? series? KIDKID #2: # Even2: Even a tiny a tinylittle little paperclip paperclip is a isdeadly a deadly weapon weapon in the in thehands hands WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It’s: It’sa new a new series, series, all right.all right. And And it’s goingit’s going to be to thebe the of Bullseye!of Bullseye! 15 15 biggestbiggest one one yet! yet!Get Getthis— this— Our Our  rst  issuerst issue will willstart start with with that that real- real- KIDKID #3: #3 It :says It says here here that that X-Statix X-Statix 21 has21 hasthe therumble rumble of the of thecentury! century! life lifebattle battle last lastnight night on theon thetop topof the of theTimes Times Building. Building. We’ll We’ll call callit it Wow!Wow! “Defeat“Defeat of Shock of Shock Clock—Volume Clock—Volume One One in the in continuingthe continuing adventures adventures 15 NARRATOR15 NARRATOR: (Crosses: (Crosses to a to GROUP a GROUP OF OFKIDS.) KIDS.) Comic Comic books. books. Every Every of Eraser Man”! of Eraser Man”! newnew issue issue is devoured is devoured by millions by millions of adoring of adoring fans. fans. ARTIST #3: Wow,: Wow, I like I likeit! it! ARTIST #3 KIDKID #4: #4 Have: Have you yougot gotthe thelatest latest Daredevil Daredevil issue? issue? 20 ARTIST20 #4: In: ourIn oursecond second issue, issue, we wecould could create create a whole a whole life lifefor for ARTIST #4 KIDKID #5: #5 My: dadMy dad has hasevery every one one of the of theearly early Superman Superman volumes volumes in mint in mint Eraser Man leading up to that de ning moment! Eraser Man leading up to that de ning moment! condition.condition. ARTIST #5: Maybe: Maybe he washe was trapped trapped in a ingene-altering a gene-altering chamber chamber when when ARTIST #5 20 KID20 KID #6: #6 Fantastic: Fantastic Four! Four! I need I need the thenew new Fantastic Fantastic Four! Four! he washe was a little a little kid! kid! NARRATORNARRATOR: (Crosses: (Crosses to anotherto another GROUP.) GROUP.) Comic Comic books. books. They They : Or he was left here by his parents when their solar system ARTISTARTIST #6 #6: Or he was left here by his parents when their solar system spawnspawn worldwide worldwide conventions conventions and and blockbuster blockbuster movies. movies. Heroes Heroes 25 25 was imploding! was imploding! andand villains villains alike alike are aremade made into intotoys toys and and printed printed on T-shirts, on T-shirts, lunch lunch WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I love: I love it! I loveit! I love it! Sippovatz! it! Sippovatz! boxes,boxes, sheets sheets and and pillowcases. pillowcases. (Holds (Holds up someup some superhero superhero item.) item.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with his broom.)his broom.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? 25 KID25 KID #7: #7 Did: Didyou youknow know that that you youcan canbuy buya copy a copy of the of theruby ruby quartz quartz visor visor WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Clean: Clean up inup here. in here. We’ve We’ve got gotwork work to do! to do! thatthat Cyclops Cyclops wears?! wears?! STANLEYSTANLEY: Yes,: Yes, Mr. Wunderman.Mr. Wunderman. And, And, Mr. Wunderman,Mr. Wunderman, it’s Sappovitz, it’s Sappovitz, KIDKID #8: #8 There’s: There’s a comic a comic book book convention convention next next week. week. You You can canget get 30 30 StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. reallyreally rare rare collectors’ collectors’ editions editions there. there. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. whatever. Come Come on, on,everyone, everyone, let’s let’s go go KIDKID #9: #9 I heard: I heard there’s there’s a new a new movie movie coming coming out outwith with Dr. OctopusDr. Octopus and and to myto myof ceof and ce and work work out outthe thestory story line. line. (The (The ARTISTS ARTISTS get getup toup to 30 30 Magneto—together!Magneto—together! leave.)leave.) Eraser Eraser Man Man is going is going to make to make us millions,us millions, guys, guys, millions! millions! NARRATORNARRATOR: Comic: Comic books—a books—a modern modern mythology. mythology. (EXITS.) (EXITS.) (They(They EXIT EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) KIDKID #10 :#10 Dr.: DoomDr. Doom has hasan IQan of, IQ Iof, don’t I don’t know, know, like like200 200 gazillion! gazillion! 35 STANLEY35 : (Calls: (Calls to WUNDERMANto WUNDERMAN as heas EXITS.)he EXITS.) It’s It’sSappovitz. Sappovitz. STANLEY KIDKID #11 :#11 The: The way way Sabretooth Sabretooth can canheal heal himself himself is truly is truly amazing! amazing! (Twirls(Twirls the thebroom broom con con dently dently and and tosses tosses it OFFSTAGE. it OFFSTAGE. Looks Looks : Rogue and Gambit really love each other. It’s too bad at theat theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… Comic Comic Book Book KIDKID #12 #12: Rogue and Gambit really love each other. It’s too bad 35 Rogue can’t touch him without knocking him out and assuming Superhero—Superhero— (At these(At these words, words, he tearshe tears open open his shirthis shirt to reveal to reveal a a 35 Rogue can’t touch him without knocking him out and assuming his identity! shinyshiny new new Eraser Eraser Man Man shirt. shirt. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 7: “Comic7: “Comic Book Book Hero.” Hero.” his identity! 40 40 LIGHTSLIGHTS DIM DIM with with only only a SPOT a SPOT left onleft STANLEY/Eraseron STANLEY/Eraser Man. Man. He He KIDKID #13 :#13 The: The Human Human Torch Torch is so is cool! so cool! 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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: —and: —and Wombat Wombat Woman Woman burrows burrows a hole a hole deep deep into intothe the 1 1 TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, ground,ground, and and we putwe puthim himin there in there and and seal seal it up! it up! MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I could: I could do that.do that. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m theI’m themaster master of time, of time, the theking king of crime. of crime. STANLEYSTANLEY: It’ll: beIt’ll fantastic!be fantastic! It will It willbe likebe likea cross a cross between between the theX-Men X-Men TheThe minutes minutes and and the thehours hours follow follow my design!my design! 5 5 andand the theold “Talesold “Tales from from the theCrypt”! Crypt”! 5 5 A waveA wave of my of handmy hand will willmake make time time stop, stop, ’Cause I’m the ticking time lord, STARSTAR GUY GUY: What’s: What’s “Tales “Tales from from the theCrypt”? Crypt”? Sounds Sounds kind kind of creepy… of creepy… ’Cause I’m the ticking time lord, I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! STANLEYSTANLEY: Fabulous: Fabulous Four, Four, man man your your battle battle stations! stations! (They (They ALL ALL strike strike : (Sing.) He’s the ticking time lord, posesposes appropriate appropriate to their to their characters.) characters.) On Onto Times to Times Square Square to do to do MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.) He’s the ticking time lord, He’s Dr. Shock Clock! battlebattle with with the theevil evilDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! He’s Dr. Shock Clock! 10 SHOCK10 CLOCK: (Sings.) Sixty seconds go by, they really  y! 10 TRIPLE10 TRIPLE TIME/BLOSSOM TIME/BLOSSOM: Ka-BOOM!: Ka-BOOM! SHOCK CLOCK: (Sings.) Sixty seconds go by, they really  y! UnlessUnless I decide I decide to be to abe nasty a nasty guy. guy. STAR GUY/WOMBAT WOMAN: Ka-POW!: Ka-POW! STAR GUY/WOMBAT WOMAN SecondsSeconds turn turn to hours to hours if they’re if they’re locked locked ALLALL: Ka-BAM!: Ka-BAM! (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) By theBy theticking ticking time time lord, lord, EndEnd of Scene of Scene Six Six By Dr.By ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! 15 MINUTOS15 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the theticking ticking time time lord, lord, SceneScene Seven Seven He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. A stage A stage TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, platformplatform is UP is UPCENTER. CENTER. A CROWD A CROWD mills mills about about in front in front of the of thestage. stage. ShockShock the theclock, clock, tick ticktock, tock, 15 NARRATOR15 NARRATOR: So: theSo thegreat great battle battle between between Stanley, Stanley, his Fabuloushis Fabulous Four Four TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, andand the theevil evilDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock was was set toset take to take place place in the in theillustrious illustrious 20 20 MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! TimesTimes Square. Square. It was It was inevitable, inevitable, of course. of course. What What self-respecting self-respecting SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) As theAs theminutes minutes stand stand still, still, I steal I steal my my ll.  ll. creatorcreator of comic of comic books books could could resist resist choosing choosing that that locale locale for thefor the I neverI never have have enough, enough, I never I never will. will. showdownshowdown between between his superheroeshis superheroes and and the thevillainous villainous Dr. ShockDr. Shock Money,Money, gold gold and and diamonds diamonds as big as asbig rocks as rocks 20 20 Clock?Clock? (CROWD (CROWD APPLAUDS APPLAUDS and and WHISTLES, WHISTLES, etc.) etc.) Sounds Sounds like like For Forthe theticking ticking time time lord, lord, the theparty party has hasstarted. started. I think I think I’ll go I’ll joingo joinin the in thefestivities. festivities. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS 25 25 For ForDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! UP onUP a on ROCK a ROCK GROUP GROUP onstage onstage taking taking their their bows bows as the as theCROWD CROWD I’m theI’m themaster master of time, of time, the theking king of crime. of crime. applaudsapplauds wildly. wildly. An EMCEEAn EMCEE then then comes comes onstage.) onstage.) TheThe minutes minutes and and the thehours hours follow follow my design.my design. EMCEEEMCEE: That: That was was Spaceman Spaceman and and the theAliens, Aliens, folks. folks. Spaceman Spaceman and and A waveA wave of my of handmy hand will willmake make time time stop, stop, 25 25 the theAliens!! Aliens!! (More (More cheers cheers as theas theROCK ROCK GROUP GROUP EXITS.) EXITS.) We’re We’re ’Cause’Cause I’m theI’m theticking ticking time time lord, lord, goinggoing to take to take a short a short break break now, now, and and then then we’ll we’ll be ready be ready for our for ourstar star 30 30 I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! attraction—you-know-who!attraction—you-know-who! (The (The CROWD CROWD cheers cheers some some more more and and MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the theticking ticking time time lord, lord, callscalls out out“Rotten “Rotten Penny” Penny” as EMCEE as EMCEE EXITS. EXITS. SPECTATORS SPECTATORS begin begin He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! to circulateto circulate as theas theCROWD CROWD breaks breaks into intosmall small groups. groups. STANLEY, STANLEY, TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, 30 30 VIOLAVIOLA and and the theFABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR ENTER ENTER LEFT. LEFT. VIOLA VIOLA now now ShockShock the theclock, clock, tick ticktock, tock, wearswears a different a different out out t but t butwith with the thesame same wide wide belt. belt. STAR STAR GUY GUY 35 35 TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, wearswears a pair a pair of brightly of brightly colored colored baggy baggy basketball basketball shorts.) shorts.) MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! (MUSIC (MUSIC continues continues under under while while SHOCK SHOCK VIOLAVIOLA: I don’t: I don’t think think Rotten Rotten Penny Penny has hasgotten gotten here here yet. yet. CLOCKCLOCK FREEZES FREEZES MINUTOS MINUTOS OFF OFF and and ON.) ON.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Or: ShockOr Shock Clock. Clock. Viola, Viola, you youand and I should I should just justmingle mingle with with SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m theI’m theticking ticking time time lord, lord, 35 35 the theother other party-goers. party-goers. The The rest rest of you of youshould should take take up yourup your posts. posts. I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! Try Tryto blend to blend in, likein, likeyou’re you’re just justhere here for thefor theshow. show. (He (Heand and VIOLA VIOLA 40 MINUTOS40 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the theticking ticking time time lord, lord, join jointhe theCROWD.) CROWD.) He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m Dr.I’m Shock…Dr. Shock…

28 28 13 13 28 13 For preview only 1 KID1 KID#14 :#14 The: Theproblem problem with with Mr. Mr.Fantastic Fantastic is that is thathe feelshe feels so guiltyso guilty 1 ALL1 ALL: Hooray!: Hooray! Hooray, Hooray, Eraser Eraser Man! Man! (They (They get theget entirethe entire AUDIENCE AUDIENCE aboutabout causing causing his friendshis friends to be to mutagenically be mutagenically altered. altered. to cheer.)to cheer.) KID KID#15 :#15 I don’t: I don’t think think it’s fairit’s thatfair thatBen Ben Grimm Grimm is the is onlythe only one oneof the of the VIOLAVIOLA: (Runs: (Runs up to up STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! You’ve You’ve won! won! (Hugs (Hugs FantasticFantastic Four Four who who can’t can’t change change back back to his to originalhis original self. self. He mustHe must him,him, and andthey they almost almost fall offfall the off roof.)the roof.) 5 5 get reallyget really tired tired of being of being that thatbig orangebig orange thing! thing! 5 WOMBAT5 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Good: Good job, job,Eraser Eraser Man. Man. KID KID#16 :#16 When: When the Beastthe Beast was was still thestill kid,the kid,Hank Hank McCoy, McCoy, he had he hadvery very STANLEYSTANLEY: Eraser: Eraser Man… Man… That’s That’s me, me,isn’t isn’t it? That’sit? That’s really really who who I I largelarge hands hands and andfeet. feet. My feetMy feethave have always always been been really really big. big.(Looks (Looks am—Eraseram—Eraser Man! Man! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 6c: 6c:“Heroic “Heroic Music Music (Pomp (Pomp and and at hisat hands.)his hands.) My handsMy hands are kindare kind of big, of big,too. too. Circumstance).”Circumstance).” STANLEY STANLEY looks looks off intooff intothe thedistance, distance, his voicehis voice NARRATORNARRATOR: (RE-ENTERS.): (RE-ENTERS.) They They love lovetheir their superheroes, superheroes, these these becomingbecoming more more strong strong and andpowerful. powerful. BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME TIME 10 10 comiccomic book book fans. fans. They They love lovehow how they they battle battle nightmarish nightmarish villains, villains, 10 10 and andSTAR STAR GUY GUY solemnly solemnly march march IN duringIN during these these words words and and overmatchedovermatched and andoverwhelmed, overwhelmed, but alwaysbut always emerging emerging victorious victorious to to thenthen stand stand with with their their hands hands over over their their hearts. hearts. The TheARTISTS ARTISTS and and  ght anotherght another day. day.They They love lovethat thatthey they are mostlyare mostly common common men men and and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN may may also also ENTER, ENTER, as wellas wellas otheras other EXTRAS EXTRAS if if women,women, sharing sharing their their own own human human  aws,  aws, their their hopes, hopes, their their dreams. dreams. desired.desired. [If used, [If used, the DREAMthe DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES from from Scene Scene Two Two (Moves(Moves CENTER CENTER in front in front of STANLEY, of STANLEY, hiding hiding him.) him.) After After all, it all, is onlyit is only can canENTER.]) ENTER.]) And And I, Eraser I, Eraser Man, Man, hereby hereby give give my pledgemy pledge to join to join 15 15 somesome random random quirk quirk of fate of fatethat thathas madehas made these these heroes heroes what what they they are. are. 15 15 the ranksthe ranks of my of fellowmy fellow superheroes superheroes with with the promisethe promise that thatI shall I shall PeterPeter Parker, Parker, the shy the youngshy young high high school school student student bitten bitten by an by irradiated an irradiated foreverforever work work to live to liveup to up their to their lofty lofty goals. goals. I shall I shall join jointhem them in their in their spider,spider, became became the famousthe famous Spiderman. Spiderman. The Thestruggling struggling young young artist, artist, strugglestruggle between between the forcesthe forces of good of good and andthe ever-presentthe ever-present forces forces KyleKyle Rayner, Rayner, became became the Greenthe Green Lantern. Lantern. (In the (In followingthe following sequence, sequence, of evilof evilin this in thisworld. world. I shall I shall battle battle every every villain villain drawn drawn by man by man and and eacheach ACTOR ACTOR stands stands to deliver to deliver the line. the line.The Thelines lines should should come come quickly quickly shallshall be relentless be relentless in my in my ght  toght erase to erase them them from from the facethe face of this of this 20 20 and andenergetically, energetically, building building to a tocrescendo.) a crescendo.) 20 20 earth.earth. I shall I shall do this, do this, and andI shall I shall never never rest restuntil until every every man, man, woman woman KID KID#1: #1Bruce: Bruce Banner… Banner… and andchild child lives lives in peace, in peace, harmony harmony and andgoodwill. goodwill. KID KID#2: #2…became: …became the Incrediblethe Incredible Hulk. Hulk. ALLALL: (Raise: (Raise their their right right arms arms in the in air.)the air.)With With liberty liberty and andjustice justice for all. for all. KID KID#3: #3Matthew: Matthew Murdock… Murdock… STANLEYSTANLEY: That: That is my is pledge.my pledge. The Thepledge pledge of Eraser of Eraser Man! Man! (By (Bythe the end of this pledge, STAR GUY, who has come in to stand on KID KID#4: #4…became: …became Daredevil. Daredevil. end of this pledge, STAR GUY, who has come in to stand on 25 25 STANLEY’SSTANLEY’S left, left,is crying is crying into intoSTANLEY’S STANLEY’S cape. cape. When When STANLEY STANLEY 25 25 KID: #5Reed: Reed Richards… Richards… KID #5 sayssays “Eraser “Eraser Man,” Man,” he  heings  ings his armhis armout andout andaccidentally accidentally knocks knocks KID KID#6: #6…became: …became Mr. Fantastic.Mr. Fantastic. STARSTAR GUY GUY off the off blocks.the blocks. BLACKOUT. BLACKOUT. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) KID KID#7: #7Scott: Scott Summers… Summers… EndEnd of Scene of Scene Nine Nine KID KID#8: #8…Cyclops.: …Cyclops. KID KID#9: #9Clark: Clark Kent… Kent… SceneScene Ten Ten 30 KID30 KID#10 :#10 …Superman.: …Superman. SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn NARRATOR,the NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. KID KID#11 :#11 Steven: Steven Rogers… Rogers… NARRATORNARRATOR: Well,: Well, that thatwas was pretty pretty dramatic. dramatic. Comic Comic books books can cango go KID KID#12 :#12 …Captain: …Captain America. America. 30 30 overboardoverboard sometimes, sometimes, you youknow. know. Anyway, Anyway, life goeslife goes on, on,and andthe the nextnext morning morning found found D. C. D. Wunderman’s C. Wunderman’s artists artists back back on the on jobthe atjob at KID KID#13 :#13 Bruce: Bruce Wayne… Wayne… WonderWonder Comics. Comics. (SPOT (SPOT OUT OUT on theon theNARRATOR NARRATOR and andLIGHTS LIGHTS KID KID#14 :#14 …Batman.: …Batman. UP onUP WUNDERMAN’S on WUNDERMAN’S of ce. of Thece. Thepanel panel drawing drawing of DR. of DR.SHOCK SHOCK 35 KID35 KID#15 :#15 Wally: Wally West… West… CLOCKCLOCK is no is longer no longer there.) there.) KID KID#16 :#16 …The: …The Flash. Flash. 35 ARTIST35 ARTIST #1: #1 Boy,: Boy, I’m I’mnever never going going to use to useone oneof those of those pens pens from from NARRATORNARRATOR: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz… Sappovitz… PelopponesiaPelopponesia again! again! ALLALL: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz? Sappovitz? ARTISTARTIST #2: #2Who: Who would would have have thought thought our greatour great plans plans could could back back re  re NARRATORNARRATOR: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz. Sappovitz. (Moves (Moves aside aside and andputs puts his handhis hand out out like likethat? that? 40 40 to presentto present STANLEY, STANLEY, who who has hasswung swung around around to face to face front.) front.) ARTISTARTIST #6: #6And: And to think to think I was I was the onethe onewho who  rst drew rst drew that thatmonster. monster.

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock… tock… 1 TRIPLE1 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Yeah,: Yeah, I don’t I don’t think think I’m evenI’m even fast fastenough enough to do to that. do that. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! STANLEYSTANLEY: You: Youwould would be if be we if createwe create a diversion. a diversion. You Youknow, know, distract distract MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock! tock! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) him.him. Have Have you youread read how how those those Minutos Minutos are arealways always traveling traveling around with him? SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Well,: Well, now, now, I think I think it’s timeit’s time for mefor tome embark to embark on my on my around with him? 5 5 5 5 careercareer in crime. in crime. (To MINUTOS.)(To MINUTOS.) Take Take all the all clocksthe clocks and andtimepieces! timepieces! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: They: They are theare creepiestthe creepiest little little things! things! We’reWe’re going going to  ndto a nd more a more appropriate appropriate place place for my for headquarters.my headquarters. STANLEYSTANLEY: What: What I was I was thinking thinking was was that thatmaybe maybe Star Star Guy Guy could could SomewhereSomewhere in Times in Times Square, Square, I think. I think. (As (Aseveryone everyone EXITS, EXITS, he he zap zapthem them with with his charismahis charisma ray. ray.They’ll They’ll go crazygo crazy screaming screaming and and lookslooks at the at thepainting painting WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN had hadearlier earlier unveiled.) unveiled.) Not Not wantingwanting his autograph.his autograph. bad,bad, but Ibut think I think I’m muchI’m much better better looking looking in real in reallife. life.(Laughs (Laughs evilly evilly STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Preens.): (Preens.) Of course. Of course. 10 10 as he EXITS RIGHT. BLACKOUT.) as he EXITS RIGHT. BLACKOUT.) 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: That: That should should hopefully hopefully unsettle unsettle Shock Shock Clock Clock enough enough that that EndEnd of Scene of Scene Three Three TripleTriple Time Time could could grab grab him himand andhold hold him himfor Blossom for Blossom to knock to knock him him out without with her magicher magic  owers.  owers. SceneScene Four Four WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Annoyed: (Annoyed at being at being left out.)left out.) And And what what am Iam doing I doing SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn NARRATOR,the NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. duringduring all this? all this? Combing Combing my fur?my fur? NARRATORNARRATOR: Woe: Woe to the to comicthe comic book book man man who who oversteps oversteps his bounds.his bounds. 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: No.: No.You’re… You’re… uh… uh… you’re you’re the keythe keyto the to entirethe entire plan! plan! WundermanWunderman was was one onesuch such as these.as these. Luckily, Luckily, he hadhe hadStanley Stanley WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I am?: I am? (Pleased.) (Pleased.) What What do I dodo? I do? LeonardoLeonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz waiting waiting patiently patiently in the in wings.the wings. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT. RIGHT. STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: notI’m surenot sure yet, yet,but itbut will it bewill good. be good. First, First, we have we have to  gureto  gure 15 15 LIGHTSLIGHTS UP onUP WUNDERMAN’S on WUNDERMAN’S of ce.) of ce.) out outhow how to  ndto old nd Shockold Shock Clock. Clock. He canHe canshow show up anywhereup anywhere at at STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? anytime.anytime. Now Now if I could if I could only only remember remember how how Batman Batman knew knew that thatMr. Mr. Gee, where is everyone? I thought I heard a lot of noise up here Gee, where is everyone? I thought I heard a lot of noise up here 20 20 FreezeFreeze would would be— be— a minutea minute ago. ago. (Looks (Looks around around and andsees sees Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s picture.) picture.) VIOLAVIOLA: (Who: (Who has hasbeen been lea  leang  throughng through a newspaper.)a newspaper.) Listen, Listen, Boy!Boy! That That is an is evil-lookingan evil-looking villain! villain! I wonder I wonder what what series series they’re they’re everyone,everyone, it says it says here here that thatRotten Rotten Penny Penny is going is going to play to play at a atbig a big 20 goinggoing to use to usehim himin. (Looksin. (Looks around around some some more. more. Takes Takes out outpen pen 20 partyparty in Times in Times Square Square tonight, tonight, and andthat thathe’s he’s going going to auction to auction off off and andsmall small sketch sketch pad.) pad.) I think I think I’ll just I’ll justsit awhile sit awhile and anddraw draw with with my my his famoushis famous coin coin collection collection for charity. for charity. I’d love I’d love to go to to go that. to that. Rotten Rotten newnew pen penuntil until everyone everyone comes comes back. back. (Sits (Sits on bench on bench at CENTER.) at CENTER.) 25 25 PennyPenny is my is favoritemy favorite singer! singer! And And he’s he’s so handsome! so handsome! If I doIf Ia do really a really good good picture, picture, maybe maybe Mr. WundermanMr. Wunderman will likewill likeit and it and let melet mebe anbe artistan artist for onefor oneof his of books!his books! (Sits (Sits quietly, quietly, drawing. drawing. STARSTAR GUY GUY: You’ve: You’ve got togot be to kidding! be kidding! He has He hasa big a nose,big nose, and andhis eyes his eyes are too close together. Now, if you look at my perfect features, you 25 25 AfterAfter a few a fewmoments, moments, STAR STAR GUY GUY pops pops up from up from behind behind one oneof the of the are too close together. Now, if you look at my perfect features, you largelarge blocks. blocks. [NOTE: [NOTE: STAR STAR GUY, GUY, TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, BLOSSOM BLOSSOM and and will see—will see— WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN can canappear appear from from anywhere anywhere ONSTAGE ONSTAGE or can or can STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s: That’s it! Viola, it! Viola, you’re you’re a genius! a genius! simplysimply ENTER ENTER on cue.]) on cue.]) 30 VIOLA30 VIOLA: I am?: I am? Gee, Gee, thanks. thanks. What What did Idid say? I say? STARSTAR GUY GUY: It’s: StarIt’s Star Guy! Guy! (Strikes (Strikes a pose a pose with with a big a smilebig smile on hison his STANLEYSTANLEY: The: TheRotten Rotten Penny Penny show! show! If he’s If he’s auctioning auctioning off his off valuable his valuable 30 30 face—somethingface—something he does he does frequently frequently after after speaking.) speaking.) coincoin collection, collection, Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock is sure is sure to be to there.be there. And And the factthe fact STANLEYSTANLEY: (So: (Sostartled startled he falls he falls off the off bench.)the bench.) Who—who Who—who are you?are you? that thatit’s atit’s Times at Times Square Square makes makes it even it even more more perfect. perfect. If I wereIf I were STARSTAR GUY GUY: I :just I justtold toldyou—Star you—Star Guy. Guy. I’m I’mthe thebest-looking, best-looking, most most writingwriting the story,the story, I de I nitelyde nitely would would have have had hadthe bigthe battlebig battle at Times at Times charismatic,charismatic, charming charming and andpopular popular superhero superhero around. around. 35 35 Square!Square! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at STAR at STAR GUY, GUY, then then at the at picturethe picture he was he was drawing, drawing, VIOLAVIOLA: So: weSo getwe toget go to to go the to show?the show? I’ve I’vegot togot get to aget new a new out outt!  t! 35 35 thenthen back back at STAR at STAR GUY.) GUY.) This This is very is very strange. strange. You Youlook look exactly exactly STANLEYSTANLEY: We’ll: We’ll go togo Times to Times Square Square early. early. Star Star Guy Guy will willzap zapthe the like likethe superherothe superhero in the in picturethe picture I just I justdrew. drew. MinutosMinutos as soon as soon as Shock as Shock Clock Clock shows shows up, Tripleup, Triple Time Time grabs grabs him, him, STARSTAR GUY GUY: Of: course Of course I do. I Ido. am I thatam thatsuperhero. superhero. You Youdrew drew me! me! BlossomBlossom knocks knocks him himout, out,and— and— 40 STANLEYSTANLEY: I…: II… drew I drew you? you? 40 WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Taps: (Taps her foother footimpatiently.) impatiently.) And? And?

14 14 27 27 14 27 RIGHTS MUSTFor BE PURCHASED preview BEFORE REPRODUCING only THIS SCRIPT 1 SHOCK1 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Gasps.): (Gasps.) Eraser Eraser Man?! Man?! 1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: (As: (As the theNARRATOR NARRATOR EXITS EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) It’s StanleyIt’s Stanley Leonardo Leonardo STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s: That’s right, right, Doctor! Doctor! You’re You’re a comica comic book book villain, villain, with with Sappovitz,Sappovitz, actually. actually. (To (ToAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) My Mymother mother named named me me magicmagic drawn drawn by aby powerful a powerful pen. pen. I’m I’mjust just an ordinaryan ordinary guy, guy, but butI’ve I’ve LeonardoLeonardo after after that that artist. artist. I think I think he livedhe lived in Italy in Italy a long a long time time ago ago got gotsomething something that that can can defeat defeat you! you! I’ve I’ve got gotthis! this! (Holds (Holds up uphis his or something.or something. She She says says he washe was a really a really good good artist. artist. I’m I’mglad glad she she 5 5 eraser.)eraser.) 5 5 namednamed me methat that because because I’m I’man artist,an artist, too. too. At least, At least, I want I want to be. to be.I’ve I’ve been drawing ever since I can remember. I really got dedicated, SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Never!: Never! No Noone one defeats defeats Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Tick Tick tock, tock, been drawing ever since I can remember. I really got dedicated, though, when I saw my  rst comic book. I was about eight. As stopstop the theclock! clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, and and STANLEY STANLEY puts puts his hisshield shield though, when I saw my  rst comic book. I was about eight. As soon as I opened up the pages, I knew what I wanted to be when up.)up.) Stop Stop the theclock! clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers again, again, and and STANLEY STANLEY again again soon as I opened up the pages, I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to get a job in a comic book company and be shieldsshields himself.) himself.) Stop Stop the theclock! clock! Stop Stop the theclock! clock! Stop Stop the theclock! clock! I grew up. I wanted to get a job in a comic book company and be 10 10 a comica comic book book artist. artist. I wanted I wanted to spend to spend my mylife lifedrawing drawing pictures pictures of of 10 (Gets(Gets more more and and more more furious, furious, snapping snapping his his ngers  ngers repeatedly repeatedly and and 10 superheroes! (MUSIC CUE 1: “Comic Book Artist.” Sings.) tryingtrying to get to getpast past STANLEY’S STANLEY’S shield shield as STANLEYas STANLEY parries parries with with his his superheroes! (MUSIC CUE 1: “Comic Book Artist.” Sings.) Juggernaut, Cyclops, Storm, the Human Torch, Wolverine, shieldshield and and strikes strikes with with his hiseraser. eraser. Finally, Finally, STANLEY STANLEY succeeds succeeds in in Juggernaut, Cyclops, Storm, the Human Torch, Wolverine, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, the Beast, the Thing! hittinghitting SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S upstage upstage arm arm with with the theeraser. eraser. SHOCK SHOCK Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, the Beast, the Thing! Ever since I’ve been a kid, CLOCKCLOCK screams screams and and puts puts his hisarm arm behind behind his hisback, back, hidden hidden by hisby his Ever since I’ve been a kid, 15 15 I’veI’ve read read what what these these heroes heroes and and villains villains did. did. 15 15 cape,cape, to depict to depict the theerasure.) erasure.) My Myarm! arm! You’ve You’ve erased erased my myarm! arm! I’veI’ve followed followed every every “kaboom” “kaboom” and and “pow.” “pow.” STANLEY: I’m: I’mgoing going to eraseto erase more more than than that that in ain minute, a minute, Shock Shock STANLEY I’veI’ve loved loved those those stories stories so muchso much that that now... now... Clock!Clock! (Erases (Erases SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S other other arm arm in the in thesame same way.) way.) I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Puts: (Puts the thearm arm behind behind his hisback, back, as well.)as well.) No! No! No! No! That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is... is... That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! NotNot my myother other arm! arm! (Screams, (Screams, then then recovers recovers his hisbravado.) bravado.) Who Who 20 CHORUS20 CHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He Hewants wants to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. 20 20 needsneeds arms arms anyway! anyway! I can I can still still ght!  ght! I, Dr. I, Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, will willnever never That’sThat’s where where his hisheart heart is… is… be bedefeated! defeated! (Begins (Begins to kickto kick at STANLEY,at STANLEY, who who then then erases erases his his : (Sings.) …That’s the job for me! leg.)leg.) Not Not my myleg! leg! No! No! No! No! Not Not my myleg! leg! Anything Anything but butmy myleg! leg! (Hops (Hops STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.) …That’s the job for me! on onone one leg.) leg.) Well, Well, so I’veso I’ve lost lost a leg— a leg— I still I stillhave have my myother other leg. leg. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Batman, Batman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine Wolverine and and Freeze, Freeze, I canI can defeat defeat you you on onone one leg! leg! (Hops (Hops on onone one leg, leg, still stillnot notgiving giving PoisonPoison Ivy, Ivy,Penguin… Penguin… 25 25 up. up.Then Then STANLEY STANLEY begins begins on hison hisother other leg.) leg.) My Myother other leg! leg! Don’t Don’t 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …I …Ilove love each each one one of these. of these. eraseerase my myother other leg! leg! I am I amDr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! I can I can stop stop time! time! I can— I can— TheThe Incredible Incredible Hulk Hulk with with all hisall hisbulk, bulk, (Falls(Falls on onhis hisknees knees as STANLEYas STANLEY starts starts to eraseto erase his historso.) torso.) No! No! TheThe Riddler Riddler with with his hiswit wit No!No! Nooooooo! Nooooooo! (Falls (Falls behind behind the theblocks, blocks, seemingly seemingly thoroughly thoroughly Or KingpinOr Kingpin having having a  t!a  t! erased.erased. As AsVIOLA VIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN start start to congratulateto congratulate CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Daredevil, Daredevil, Bullseye, Bullseye, Elektra Elektra and and Thor, Thor, 30 30 STANLEY,STANLEY, though, though, SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S head head alone alone pops pops up fromup from 30 30 NightNight Crawler, Crawler, Venom Venom and and the theFantastic Fantastic Four! Four! behindbehind the theblocks. blocks. [NOTE: [NOTE: When When SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S head head pops pops He Hecan can read read Spawn Spawn from from dusk dusk to dawn. to dawn. backback up, up,a SLIDE a SLIDE WHISTLE WHISTLE SOUND SOUND EFFECT EFFECT can can be very be very effective effective STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) And And Magneto Magneto is the is thescourge scourge of the of theweek! week! if available.])if available.]) I am I amDr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! I shall I shall never never be bedefeated! defeated! I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. (Bounces(Bounces his hishead head along along the theblocks blocks over over to STANLEY,to STANLEY, making making That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is... is... That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! 35 35 bitingbiting movements movements with with his hismouth. mouth. STANLEY STANLEY erases erases his hishead head 35 35 : (Sings.) He wants to be an artist, a comic book artist. as heas screamshe screams and and disappears. disappears. The The NEWSBOY NEWSBOY and and SEVERAL SEVERAL CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.) He wants to be an artist, a comic book artist. That’s where his heart is… OTHEROTHER CHARACTERS CHARACTERS who who have have melded melded into into the theAUDIENCE AUDIENCE to to That’s where his heart is… be spectatorsbe spectators jump jump up. up.MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …That’s …That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! I’d like to create a gang like X-Men in their prime NEWSBOYNEWSBOY: Look!: Look! Eraser Eraser Man Man did didit! it! I’d like to create a gang like X-Men in their prime AndAnd put putthem them in a in book a book someday… someday… 40 CROWD40 CROWD MEMBER MEMBER #1: #1 He: Heerased erased Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! 40 40 That’sThat’s a dream a dream of mine. of mine. CROWDCROWD MEMBER MEMBER #2 : #2 :He Hewon’t won’t be bearound around to stealto steal from from us us A powerfulA powerful guy guy with with a laser a laser eye, eye, anymore!anymore!

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1 1 ’Cause ’Cause no oneno one can can do battledo battle and and no oneno one can can defeat defeat 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: (Smoothes: (Smoothes his hishair hair back.) back.) And And I must I must say, say, you you have have very very The The evil evil superpower superpower who who preys preys on allon heall meets!he meets! goodgood taste taste in superheroes. in superheroes. There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: But: But how how could could I have I have drawn drawn you, you, and and then then just just have have you you There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! appearappear like like that? that? 5 5 Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! 5 STAR5 STAR GUY GUY: Simple.: Simple. You’re You’re using using a pen a pen from from Pelopponesia. Pelopponesia. Everything Everything Panic in the city… mayhem in the street! (SHOCK CLOCK runs ON Panic in the city… mayhem in the street! (SHOCK CLOCK runs ON youyou draw draw comes comes to life. to life. And And man, man, oh man,oh man, are arethe thegirls girls in this in this town town and, with a snap of his  ngers, FREEZES everyone ONSTAGE. and, with a snap of his  ngers, FREEZES everyone ONSTAGE. goinggoing to thank to thank you you for me!for me! He Helaughs laughs evilly evilly as theas theLIGHTS LIGHTS DIM DIM OUT. OUT. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at his at hispen.) pen.) This This is very is very strange. strange. EndEnd of Scene of Scene Five Five STARSTAR GUY GUY: You’re: You’re repeating repeating yourself. yourself. Hey… Hey… uh, uh,what’s what’s your your name? name? SceneScene Six Six 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: Stanley.: Stanley. Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, who who has has returned returned to his to hisplace place STARSTAR GUY GUY: Cool.: Cool. Now Now listen, listen, Stan, Stan, you you really really aced aced it drawing it drawing me, me, but but 10 FAR10 FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. WUNDERMAN’S WUNDERMAN’S of ceof hasce has been been set setup again.up again. youyou left leftme mea little a little defenseless, defenseless, you you know. know. NARRATORNARRATOR: While: While Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was wreaking wreaking havoc havoc on onthe the STANLEYSTANLEY: Defenseless?: Defenseless? peoplepeople of theof thecity, city, Stanley Stanley and and his hisband band of superheroesof superheroes were were STARSTAR GUY GUY: Right.: Right. Aside Aside from from my mygood good looks, looks, which which I admit I admit are arepretty pretty hatchinghatching a plan a plan to foilto foilthe theschemes schemes of theof theevil evil villain villain because, because, 15 15 outstanding,outstanding, I don’t I don’t have have any any weapons. weapons. I need I need you you to drawto draw me me well,well, that’s that’s what what superheroes superheroes do, do,of course. of course. It wasn’t It wasn’t an easyan easy job, job, somethingsomething with with power, power, Stan, Stan, something something other-worldly, other-worldly, you you know. know. 15 15 comingcoming up withup with an ideaan idea to conquer to conquer Shock Shock Clock. Clock. They They thought… thought… STANLEYSTANLEY: I : could I could draw draw you you a laser a laser gun, gun, or maybeor maybe some some kind kind of of (SOUND(SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: PASSAGE PASSAGE OF OFTIME TIME SOUND. SOUND. LIGHTS LIGHTS cosmiccosmic sword. sword. UP UPon onSTANLEY, STANLEY, the theSUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES and and VIOLA, VIOLA, FROZEN FROZEN STARSTAR GUY GUY: No,: No, no, no,no. no.What What I need, I need, Stan Stan my myman, man, is somethingis something in ain tableau,a tableau, thinking. thinking. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHTto SPOTLIGHT on onthe the 20 20 special,special, something something to  tot my  t mystar-like star-like persona. persona. Something Something like like a… a… NARRATOR.)NARRATOR.) …and …and thought… thought… (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon aon new a new tableau tableau of of a charismaa charisma ray! ray! 20 20 STANLEYSTANLEY and and the theOTHERS OTHERS thinking thinking in different in different positions. positions. STAR STAR STANLEYSTANLEY: A :charisma A charisma ray? ray? GUYGUY is looking is looking a bit a tired.bit tired. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHT to SPOTLIGHT on theon the STARSTAR GUY GUY: Right!: Right! Whenever Whenever I shoot I shoot it, everyoneit, everyone falls falls at myat myfeet, feet, NARRATOR.)NARRATOR.) …and …and thought. thought. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon onanother another tableau tableau screamingscreaming my myname, name, begging begging for anfor autograph.an autograph. of EVERYONEof EVERYONE thinking, thinking, except except STAR STAR GUY, GUY, who who is draped is draped over over 25 a blocka block or chair,or chair, snoring. snoring. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHTto SPOTLIGHT on theon the STANLEY25 STANLEY: That’s: That’s a very a very unusual unusual weapon weapon for afor superhero, a superhero, but butI guess I guess I could try to draw something like that. (Starts to draw.) How’s this? 25 25 NARRATOR.NARRATOR. SOUND SOUND EFFECT EFFECT STOPS.) STOPS.) Finally, Finally, they they came came up up I could try to draw something like that. (Starts to draw.) How’s this? withwith a plan. a plan. (SPOT (SPOT OFF OFF the theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, and and LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPon on (Shows(Shows the thepicture picture to STARto STAR GUY, GUY, and and the thecharisma charisma ray raycomes comes STANLEYSTANLEY and and the theOTHERS. OTHERS. NARRATOR NARRATOR EXITS EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.)  ying ying ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the thewings. wings. [See [See PRODUCTION PRODUCTION NOTES. NOTES. AnyAny mirror mirror or weapon-like or weapon-like prop prop will willsuf suf ce… ce… be creative!])be creative!]) STANLEYSTANLEY: I’ve: I’ve got gotit! (STAR it! (STAR GUY GUY wakes wakes suddenly suddenly and and falls falls on theon the 30  oor.) oor.) No Noone one can can  ght  ghtagainst against Shock Shock Clock Clock because because he justhe just stops stops STAR30 STAR GUY GUY: (Catches: (Catches it and it and looks looks it over.) it over.) Hmm… Hmm… Let Letme mejust just  y  y outsideoutside and and give give it a ittry. a try.(Leaps (Leaps in the in theair asair ifas to if take to take off andoff and falls falls 30 30 timetime and and everyone everyone freezes freezes in their in their tracks. tracks. What What we wehave have to do to isdo is get getto him to him before before he hashe has a chance a chance to stop to stop time! time!  at on at hison hisface. face. Gets Gets up, up,gives gives STANLEY STANLEY a dirty a dirty look.) look.) : Sorry, I guess I didn’t draw you with the power to  y. STARSTAR GUY GUY: Easier: Easier said said than than done, done, my myman. man. All heAll hashe has to do to isdo snap is snap STANLEYSTANLEY: Sorry, I guess I didn’t draw you with the power to  y. his his ngers.  ngers. (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers to emphasizeto emphasize his hiswords, words, then then STARSTAR GUY GUY: You: You “guess” “guess” you you didn’t didn’t draw draw me mewith with the thepower power to  toy?!  y?! continuescontinues snapping snapping them them and and grooving grooving to his to hisbeat.) beat.) 35 35 What’sWhat’s this this cape cape for? for? Capes Capes are arefor for ying—  ying— That’s That’s what what they’re they’re for! They’re for  uttering out behind you and looking dramatic 35 WOMBAT35 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Bops: (Bops STAR STAR GUY GUY on theon thehead.) head.) Stop Stop that, that, you you for! They’re for  uttering out behind you and looking dramatic idiot!idiot! whenwhen you you land! land! What What good good are arethey they if you if you can’t can’t  y?!  y?! : Well, they look really good. Especially with that tight BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: I hate: I hate to admit to admit that that Star Star Guy Guy uttered uttered any any words words of wisdom, of wisdom, STANLEYSTANLEY: Well, they look really good. Especially with that tight but buthe’s he’s right right about about how how dif difcult cult it would it would be tobe get to getto Shock to Shock Clock Clock bodysuitbodysuit I gave I gave you. you. beforebefore he snapshe snaps his his ngers.  ngers.

26 26 15 15 26 15 For preview only 1 1 A nuclearA nuclear Robo-lad… Robo-lad… 1 VIOLA1 VIOLA: It will: It work,will work, Stanley. Stanley. It’s aIt’s very a very good good drawing. drawing. And And with with that that and and They’reThey’re right right here here on myon mypad! pad! WombatWombat Woman’s Woman’s cape cape and and mask, mask, you you look look very… very… very very heroic. heroic. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He couldHe could draw draw an outlawan outlaw like likeevil evilDoctor Doctor Doom. Doom. STANLEYSTANLEY: Thank: Thank you, you, Viola. Viola. (The (The MINUTOS MINUTOS start start to ENTER to ENTER LEFT, LEFT, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) carryingcarrying their their full arrayfull array of timepieces. of timepieces. They They climb climb one one by one by one onto onto 5 5 I’d makeI’d make him him big bigand and vile vileand and mean, mean, and and put puthim him in a in room a room 5 5 the the“roof” “roof” of rehearsal of rehearsal blocks.) blocks.) Here Here they they come. come. Wombat Wombat Woman, Woman, WithWith my myheroes heroes who who I’ve I’vegiven given amazing amazing powers. powers. youyou and and Viola Viola stay stay here. here. If the If theworst worst happens, happens, burrow burrow into into that that wall wall there and hide. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Lightening Lightening would would  ash  ash and and thunder thunder would would crash. crash. there and hide. : Right. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) They’d They’d  ght  ghtin there in there for hours!for hours! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Right. I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. VIOLAVIOLA: Good: Good luck, luck, Stanley! Stanley! 10 10 That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is... is...That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: (Takes: (Takes VIOLA’S VIOLA’S hand. hand. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 6a: 6a: “Sappy “Sappy Violin Violin CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. Music.”)Music.”) If I Ifdon’t I don’t come come out outof this,of this, Viola, Viola, always always remember remember that that That’sThat’s where where his hearthis heart is… is… StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz tried tried his veryhis very best best to be to abe superhero. a superhero. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …That’s …That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! Juggernaut,Juggernaut, Cyclops, Cyclops, Storm, Storm, the theHuman Human Torch, Torch, Wolverine, Wolverine, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks back back as heas leaves.)he leaves.) Viola! Viola! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. Climbs Climbs 15 15 GreenGreen Goblin, Goblin, Dr. Octopus,Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, Sabretooth, the theBeast, Beast, the theThing! Thing! 15 15 ontoonto the theroof roof with with his hiseraser eraser and and shield.) shield.) Minutos! Minutos! I see I see you’ve you’ve CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist!an artist! arrived,arrived, but butwhere’s where’s your your master, master, Shock Shock Clock? Clock? Too Too steep steep a climb a climb for his fragile constitution? STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) for his fragile constitution? EndEnd of Scene of Scene One One SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Runs: (Runs IN LEFTIN LEFT and and jumps jumps on theon theroof roof behind behind the the MINUTOS.)MINUTOS.) My Myconstitution constitution runs runs like likeclockwork, clockwork, fool! fool! I doubt I doubt we’ll we’ll 20 20 be able to say the same about yours when I’m through with you! SceneScene Two Two be able to say the same about yours when I’m through with you! Minutos,Minutos, duck duck your your heads heads for afor moment, a moment, please. please. LIGHTSLIGHTS UP: UP: On OnWunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.STANLEY, STANLEY, no longerno longer wearing wearing : Yes, Sultan of the Century! (They crouch down.) a baseballa baseball cap, cap, is standing is standing FROZEN FROZEN behind behind a desk a desk at LEFT. at LEFT. A broom A broom MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes, Sultan of the Century! (They crouch down.) 20 is20 leaningis leaning against against the thedesk. desk. The The NARRATOR NARRATOR ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and and SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Tick: Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, stop stop the clock!the clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, lookslooks at the at thefrozen frozen STANLEY. STANLEY. but butSTANLEY STANLEY holds holds up hisup shieldhis shield and and de deects ects the thepower.) power.) NARRATORNARRATOR: (To: (ToAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) Stanley Stanley grew grew up, up,as allas boysall boys do, do,and and 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: Sorry,: Sorry, Shock Shock Clock, Clock, but butyour your power power has has run runout outof time! of time! he didhe didget geta job a jobin a in comic a comic book book company—Wonder company—Wonder Comics, Comics, run run SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: What!: What! It can’t It can’t be! be! by theby theillustrious illustrious D. C. D. Wunderman! C. Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) MINUTOSMINUTOS: Can’t: Can’t be, be,can’t can’t be, be,can’t can’t be! be! 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: (UNFREEZES.): (UNFREEZES.) This This is goingis going to beto thebe thebest best issue issue of of STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, yes, yes, it can. it can. Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your gears gears have have run run LionfaceLionface yet! yet! The The drawings drawings are arestupendous! stupendous! (Looks (Looks around around and and down,down, and and your your hour hour of powerof power is comingis coming to ato close! a close! (Turns (Turns to to walkswalks CENTER CENTER STAGE.) STAGE.) I can’t I can’t believe believe I’m actuallyI’m actually here, here, working working 30 30 VIOLAVIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Did Didyou you hear hear that that rhyme, rhyme, hour hour for D.for C.D. Wunderman,C. Wunderman, the thegreatest greatest comic comic book book man man of all of time!all time! I I andand power? power? cancan almost almost see see all theall thesuperheroes superheroes and and that that have have been been created created VIOLAVIOLA: It :was It was wonderful, wonderful, Stanley! Stanley! 30 30 here!here! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 1a: 1a: “Dream “Dream Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” Various Various SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Minutos!: Minutos! Attack Attack him! him! COMICCOMIC BOOK BOOK CHARACTERS CHARACTERS ENTER ENTER as STANLEYas STANLEY calls calls their their names.names. If there If there aren’t aren’t enough enough actors actors for allfor ten all tencharacters characters you you can can MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, oh Tycoon oh Tycoon of Temporality! of Temporality! Attack, Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, deletedelete some, some, or have or have the theactors actors EXIT EXIT and and quickly quickly RE-ENTER RE-ENTER after after 35 35 attack!attack! (The (The MINUTOS MINUTOS charge charge STANLEY. STANLEY. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 6b: 6b: “Battle “Battle changingchanging capes capes and and masks.) masks.) Meteor Meteor Man! Man! Swamp Swamp Creature! Creature! Cat Cat Music—Underscore.”Music—Underscore.” They They thrust thrust with with their their hourglasses hourglasses and and clocks. clocks. 35 35 Lady!Lady! Mr. Mr.Terri Terri c! Master c! Master Freeze! Freeze! The The Jester! Jester! The The Black Black Knight! Knight! He parriesHe parries and and gradually gradually erases erases the MINUTOSthe MINUTOS one one by one. by one. [NOTE: [NOTE: MaryMary Mist! Mist! King King Comet! Comet! Magniosa! Magniosa! (Joins (Joins them them in anin optionalan optional TheyThey are are“erased” “erased” by falling by falling behind behind the therehearsal rehearsal blocks.]) blocks.]) dreamdream dance. dance. Finally, Finally, D. C. D. WUNDERMAN C. WUNDERMAN ENTERS.) ENTERS.) STANLEYSTANLEY: As: IAs was I was saying, saying, Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your Minutos Minutos on earthon earth are are 40 40 fastfast disappearing. disappearing. I’m erasingI’m erasing them them all. It’sall. justIt’s justyou you and and me menow— now— Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock against against Eraser Eraser Man! Man!

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1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: (Looks: (Looks himself himself over.) over.) Well, Well, you’re you’re right right there. there. I do I lookdo look 1 NARRATOR1 NARRATOR: There: There was was nothing nothing anyone anyone could could do againstdo against Dr. Dr.Shock Shock prettypretty good, good, don’t don’t I? (Flexes I? (Flexes his muscles.)his muscles.) I work I work out, out, you you know. know. Clock.Clock. Even Even the policethe police were were powerless powerless against against him. him. As soon As soon as they as they STANLEYSTANLEY: And: And with with your your charisma charisma ray, ray,you you really really don’t don’t need need to  toy.  y. gavegave chase, chase, he would he would just justsnap snap his his ngers,  ngers, and and they they would would be frozen be frozen STARSTAR GUY GUY: I suppose: I suppose not. not. Any Any superhero superhero can can  y, but y, buthow how many many have have in time.in time. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPFORESTAGE FORESTAGE LEFT, LEFT, where where SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK 5 5 my mycharisma?! charisma?! (Preens.) (Preens.) 5 5 has hasRE-ENTERED RE-ENTERED and and is walking is walking along along casually casually towards towards STAGE STAGE STANLEYSTANLEY: You: You were were going going to try to ittry out. it out. RIGHT.RIGHT. Two Two POLICEMEN POLICEMEN ENTER ENTER LEFT LEFT and and see seehim.) him.) POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #1: #1 Look,: Look, O’Malley, O’Malley, isn’t isn’t that— that— STARSTAR GUY GUY: What?: What? POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #2: #2 Yeah,: Yeah, it is! it is! : Your: Your Charisma Charisma Ray. Ray. You You were were going going to try to ittry out. it out. STANLEYSTANLEY BOTHBOTH: Shock: Shock Clock! Clock! (They (They start start to run to runafter after him.) him.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Looks: (Looks at his at ray.)his ray.) Right. Right. I’ll just… I’ll just… run… run… outside outside and and check check 10 POLICEMAN10 POLICEMAN #1: #1 Stop!: Stop! 10 10 it out.it out. (Runs (Runs FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT RIGHT where where a SPOT a SPOT COMES COMES UP UPon on POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #2: #2 In: the In thename name of— of— THREETHREE GIRLS.) GIRLS.) Hey, Hey, girls, girls, want want to go to outgo outwith with a superhero? a superhero? SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Snaps: (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and the thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN FREEZE.) FREEZE.) GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Get: Get lost, lost, creep! creep! (STAR (STAR GUY GUY zaps zaps them them with with his hischarisma charisma TheThe law? law? How How nice nice to meet to meet you. you. Have Have a nice a nice day. day. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT RIGHT ray. ray.SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: CHARISMA CHARISMA ZAP. ZAP. The The SPOT SPOT TURNS TURNS RED, RED, laughing,laughing, leaving leaving the thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN FROZEN. FROZEN. A few A fewseconds seconds later, later, and they fall on their knees screaming.) and they fall on their knees screaming.) 15 15 he RE-ENTERS.)he RE-ENTERS.) Sorry, Sorry, I almost I almost forgot. forgot. (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and 15 GIRL15 GIRL #2: #2 It’s: StarIt’s Star Guy! Guy! EXITSEXITS laughing laughing as theas thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN UNFREEZE. UNFREEZE. SPOT SPOT BACK BACK GIRLGIRL #3: #3 Star: Star Guy! Guy! UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Give: Give me meyour your autograph, autograph, please! please! NARRATORNARRATOR: No: Noone one knew knew what what to do.to do.The The city citywas was in a in state a state of of GIRLGIRL #2: #2 I love: I love you, you, Star Star Guy! Guy! (Wraps (Wraps her herarms arms around around his legs.)his legs.) panic.panic. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS BACK BACK UP FULL.UP FULL. CHARACTERS, CHARACTERS, except except SHOCK SHOCK 20 20 CLOCKCLOCK and and MINUTOS, MINUTOS, ENTER ENTER and and mill millaround, around, panic-stricken. panic-stricken. GIRLGIRL #3: #3 You’re: You’re my myhero! hero! MUSICMUSIC CUE CUE 5: “Panic5: “Panic in the in theCity.” City.” Sing.) Sing.) 20 20 : You’re my destiny! GIRLGIRL #1 #1: You’re my destiny! There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! GIRLGIRL #2: #2 You’re: You’re my… my… you’re you’re my myAmerican American idol! idol! (GIRLS (GIRLS continue continue ’Cause ’Cause no oneno one can can do battle,do battle, and and no oneno one can can defeat defeat screamingscreaming as theas theSPOT SPOT GOES GOES OUT. OUT. They They EXIT, EXIT, and and STAR STAR GUY GUY The The evil evilsuperpower superpower who who preys preys on allon he all meets!he meets! returnsreturns to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) 25 25 There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Congratulations,: Congratulations, Stan! Stan! My charismaMy charisma ray worksray works to perfection! to perfection! The The villain’s villain’s name name is Shock is Shock Clock, Clock, 25 25 Of course,Of course, why why wouldn’t wouldn’t it with it with someone someone like likeme meusing using it? it? It’s a It’s name a name we’ve we’ve grown grown to fear! to fear! STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: I’mglad glad you you like likeit. I it.modeled I modeled it after it after a little a little known known comic comic And And we worrywe worry every every moment moment bookbook hero’s— hero’s— He may He may be drawingbe drawing near. near. STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Ignores: (Ignores STANLEY.) STANLEY.) Where’s Where’s the therest rest of my of mygang? gang? 30 30 Not Nota single a single treasure treasure STANLEYSTANLEY: Gang?: Gang? Can Can escape escape his greedyhis greedy hand. hand. ’Cause ’Cause the theminutes minutes and and the thehours hours 30 STAR30 STAR GUY GUY: My: Mypartners, partners, Stan, Stan, my mycompatriots. compatriots. I’m I’mnot notone one of those of those All move All move at his at demand!his demand! lonelylonely superheroes superheroes like likeSpidey Spidey or Daredevil. or Daredevil. I need I need friends, friends, man. man. I I There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! needneed fans. fans. Give Give me mea group a group to lead. to lead. I’m I’ma born a born leader! leader! 35 35 Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, you you mean mean you you want want a group a group like likeX-Men X-Men or the or Fantasticthe Fantastic Four?Four? Wow! Wow! I can I can do that!do that! I’ve I’vebeen been drawing drawing superheroes superheroes all myall my He can He can stop stop all time all time from from ticking. ticking. He can freeze us in our tracks. 35 35 life. life.In fact,In fact, I’ve I’veeven even been been working working on myon myown own series series that that I’m I’m He can freeze us in our tracks. hopinghoping someday someday Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman will— will— He can He can steal steal our ourcoats coats and and jackets jackets From From off ouroff ourvery very backs! backs! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Draw,: Draw, Stanley, Stanley, draw. draw. 40 40 There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: Sure.: Sure. Right Right away! away! (Picks (Picks up his up padhis pad again, again, then then continues continues Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! talking.)talking.) Do Doyou you know know my mymother mother named named me meLeonardo Leonardo after after that that There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! 40 40 ItalianItalian artist artist guy? guy? He was—He was—

16 16 25 25 16 25 For preview only 1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: Dr.: Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your time time is runningis running out. out. You You are are 1 WUNDERMAN1 WUNDERMAN: :(ENTERS (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Sippovatz! Sippovatz! (MUSIC (MUSIC STOPS STOPS aboutabout to meet—to meet— (SOUND (SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE.) FANFARE.) —Eraser —Eraser Man! Man! IMMEDIATELYIMMEDIATELY and and the theDREAM DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES drift drift OFF.) OFF.) (BLACKOUT.)(BLACKOUT.) WhatWhat are areyou you doing?! doing?! I told I told you you to sweep to sweep all theall the oors  oors and and empty empty EndEnd of Scene of Scene Eight Eight the thetrash trash cans. cans. 5 STANLEY5 STANLEY: (Jerked: (Jerked out outof hisof hisreverie.) reverie.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! Right Right SceneScene Nine Nine away,away, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! (Gets (Gets his hisbroom broom and and begins begins to sweep.)to sweep.) SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. A few A few By Bythe theway, way, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, it’s it’sSappovitz. Sappovitz. Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo 5 NEWSBOY5 NEWSBOY and and EXTRAS EXTRAS as CROWDas CROWD MEMBERS MEMBERS are areseated seated in thein the Sappovitz.Sappovitz. My Mymother mother named named me meLeonardo Leonardo after— after— AUDIENCEAUDIENCE for laterfor later in the in thescene. scene. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. (Hollers (Hollers OFF OFF RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Viola! Viola! NARRATORNARRATOR: It: took It took him him a while a while to getto getthe theidea, idea, but butStanley Stanley  nally  nally 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT, RIGHT, dressed dressed in a in miniskirt a miniskirt with with a wide a wide belt.) belt.) I’ve I’ve realizedrealized what what his histrue true destiny destiny had had to be. to be.His Hisproblems problems weren’t weren’t over, over, givengiven everyone everyone their their assignments assignments for forthe theweek, week, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. of course.of course. He Hestill stillhad had to deal to deal with with Shock Shock Clock Clock and and he foundhe found the the (Hands(Hands him him a folder.) a folder.) And And your your wife wife called called and and said said don’t don’t forget forget to to 10 10 perfectperfect place place for theirfor their meeting. meeting. With With true true comic comic book book  air,  air,Stanley Stanley pickpick up herup herdress dress at the at thecleaners cleaners on youron your way way home home from from work. work. chosechose the theroof roof of the of theTimes Times Building Building for thefor the nal  naldeadly deadly encounter. encounter. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Leafs: (Leafs through through the thepapers papers in the in thefolder folder as heas crosseshe crosses (SPOT(SPOT OUT OUT on onthe theNARRATOR NARRATOR and and UP UPon ona NEWSBOY a NEWSBOY down down 15 15 LEFTLEFT to his to hisdesk.) desk.) What What does does she she think think I am, I am, a deliveryman? a deliveryman? in thein theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Timid.: (Timid. Approaches Approaches WUNDERMAN.) WUNDERMAN.) Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, I I NEWSBOYNEWSBOY: Extra!: Extra! Extra! Extra! Read Read all aboutall about it! Mysteriousit! Mysterious superhero superhero waswas wondering wondering if you if you have have given given any any thought thought to my to myrequest request about about 15 15 challengeschallenges Shock Shock Clock Clock to ato duel!a duel! Midnight Midnight on onthe thetop topof theof the beingbeing allowed allowed to tryto trysome some drawing. drawing. (Takes (Takes a papera paper out outof hisof his TimesTimes Building! Building! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Read Read all aboutall about it! (SPOT it! (SPOT OUT OUT on theon the pocket.)pocket.) I have I have something something I’ve I’ve done done right right here here to— to— NEWSBOY,NEWSBOY, and and LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPon onthe theroof roof of theof theTimes Times Building, Building, 20 20WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Not: Not now, now, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, I’ve I’ve got gotwork work to do! to do! whichwhich is composedis composed of aof series a series of rehearsalof rehearsal blocks blocks arranged arranged in in STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, of course,of course, sir. sir.Sorry, Sorry, sir. sir.(Puts (Puts the thedrawing drawing back back into into a rowa row across across the theSTAGE. STAGE. STANLEY, STANLEY, VIOLA VIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT his hispocket pocket and and gets gets back back to sweeping, to sweeping, only only to stop to stop for afor moment a moment to to 20 20 WOMANWOMAN ENTER ENTER RIGHT, RIGHT, climbing climbing onto onto smaller smaller blocks blocks off offto theto the speakspeak again again very very timidly.) timidly.) And, And, pardon pardon me, me, sir, sir,but butit’s it’sSappovitz, Sappovitz, side.side. STANLEY STANLEY is carrying is carrying his hiseraser eraser and and a large a large shield.) shield.) StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. VIOLAVIOLA: Stanley,: Stanley, this this is making is making me mevery very nervous. nervous. 25 25WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Pays: (Pays no attentionno attention to him.) to him.) Right, Right, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, right. right. STANLEYSTANLEY: It’s: It’sall right,all right, Viola. Viola. I know I know what what I’m I’mdoing… doing… I think. I think. VIOLAVIOLA: Mr.: Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. I almost I almost forgot. forgot. There’s There’s a big a bigbox box in thein the WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Looks: (Looks around.) around.) This This is the is theperfect perfect place place to doto do mailroommailroom addressed addressed to you.to you. I would I would have have brought brought it up,it up,but butI I 25 25 battlebattle with with that that creep creep Shock Shock Clock. Clock. alreadyalready broke broke a nail a nail this this morning, morning, and and I just— I just— STANLEYSTANLEY: I :know. I know. Superheroes Superheroes often often wage wage their their wars wars up onup topon topof of WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: A :big A bigbox, box, you you say. say. That’s That’s probably probably the theshipment shipment I’ve I’ve buildings,buildings, hanging hanging from from  agpoles,  agpoles, window window ledges, ledges, radio radio towers… towers… 30 30 beenbeen waiting waiting for! for!Sippovatz! Sippovatz! It justIt just seems seems like like the theright right thing thing to do. to do. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Excited.): (Excited.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! (Starts (Starts to taketo take out outhis his VIOLAVIOLA: But: But how how do wedo weknow know he’ll he’ll come? come? drawing.)drawing.) Did Did you you want want to see to see my mydrawing? drawing? I was— I was— 30 30WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: He’ll: He’ll come. come. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Go: Godown down to theto themailroom mailroom and and bring bring up upthe thebox box STANLEYSTANLEY: No: Noself-respecting self-respecting super-villain super-villain could could resist resist the thechallenge challenge addressedaddressed to me. to me. I putI putin the in thepaper. paper. I hope I hope this this shield shield I drew I drew really really works works to de to deect ect 35 35STANLEYSTANLEY: (Disappointed,: (Disappointed, puts puts the thedrawing drawing away.) away.) Oh, Oh, the themailroom. mailroom. ShockShock Clock’s Clock’s power power to stop to stop time. time. Sure,Sure, right right away, away, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It: should.It should. You You drew drew it withit with your your pen pen from from VIOLAVIOLA: (Watches: (Watches him him go.) go.) Stanley Stanley is suchis such a harda hard worker, worker, Mr. Mr. 35 35 Pelopponesia.Pelopponesia. Wunderman.Wunderman. Maybe Maybe you you should should look look at his at hisdrawings drawings some some time. time. I I STANLEYSTANLEY: I know,: I know, but butlook look at the at theluck luck I had I had with with Star Star Guy. Guy. bet bethe’s he’s a very a very good good artist. artist. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Star: Star Guy! Guy! He Heis dead is dead meat meat next next time time I see I see him! him! 40 40WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. Everyone’s Everyone’s an artist.an artist. Get Get me methose those budgetbudget  gures  gures you you were were working working on yesterday,on yesterday, Viola. Viola.

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Maestro Maestro of the of theMoment! Moment! (They (They take take the thecrate crate and and run run 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: Stanley…: Stanley… OFFOFF LEFT LEFT with with it.) it.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Right.: Right. Draw. Draw. (Sits (Sits on theon theblock block again again and and begins begins drawing drawing SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: And: And a happya happy day day to youto you all allfrom— from— (Snaps (Snaps his his furiously.furiously. Soon Soon TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME TIME pops pops up behindup behind him.) him.)  ngers. ngers. EMPLOYEES EMPLOYEES and and MANAGER MANAGER UNFREEZE.) UNFREEZE.) —Dr. —Dr. Shock Shock TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (APPEARS: (APPEARS from from behind behind a block.) a block.) I’m I’mTriple Triple Time! Time! 5 5 Clock!Clock! (EXITS (EXITS LEFT.) LEFT.) 5 STANLEY5 STANLEY: It :worked It worked again! again! EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #1: #1 The: The crate crate of gold! of gold! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Of: Ofcourse course it did.it did. If youIf you draw draw them, them, they they will willcome. come. EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #2: #2 It’s: It’sgone! gone! Welcome,Welcome, Triple Triple Time. Time. What’s What’s your your gig? gig? MANAGERMANAGER: What: What do youdo you mean?! mean?! It can’t It can’t be gone!be gone! : My: Mygig, gig, mister, mister, is speed! is speed! I’m I’mthe thefastest fastest man man alive! alive! I’m I’m EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #1: #1 It :is! It is! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME fasterfaster than than the thespeed speed of light!of light! I’m I’mfaster faster than than a shooting a shooting star! star! I’m I’m 10 EMPLOYEE10 EMPLOYEE #2 : #2 It: justIt just disappeared! disappeared! (The (The LIGHTS LIGHTS DIM, DIM, and and the the 10 10 fasterfaster than than a… a… than than a… a… SPOTSPOT COMES COMES BACK BACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) NARRATORNARRATOR: He: Hecleaned cleaned out outevery every jewelry jewelry store store in town.in town. (SPOT (SPOT STANLEYSTANLEY: A :speeding A speeding bullet? bullet? DIMS,DIMS, LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPLEFT, LEFT, where where a SALESCLERKa SALESCLERK stands stands TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Of: course!Of course! Who Who wouldn’t wouldn’t be befaster faster than than a speeding a speeding behindbehind the thecounter counter showing showing jewelry jewelry to ato well-dressed a well-dressed JEWELRY JEWELRY bullet?bullet? Watch Watch this. this. (Turns (Turns his hishead head quickly quickly right, right, then then left.) left.) See See 15 15 CUSTOMERCUSTOMER and and her herfriend friend GLADYS.) GLADYS.) that?that? SALESCLERKSALESCLERK: This: This necklace necklace has has  ve  seven-caratve seven-carat diamonds. diamonds. 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: (Also: (Also looks looks left leftand and right.) right.) What? What? JEWELRYJEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER: (Tries: (Tries on onthe thenecklace.) necklace.) Hmm. Hmm. Very Very nice. nice. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: I: was I was there, there, and and now now I’m I’mhere. here. I was I was so sofast fast you you WhatWhat do youdo you think, think, Gladys? Gladys? couldn’tcouldn’t even even see see me memove, move, could could you? you? GLADYSGLADYS: (Catty.): (Catty.) I think I think it makes it makes your your neck neck look look fat. fat. STANLEYSTANLEY: No.: No. Wow! Wow! 20 20SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (ENTERS: (ENTERS LEFT LEFT with with his hisMINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) Look Look at allat all STARSTAR GUY GUY: Welcome: Welcome to my to mygang, gang, Triple Triple Time. Time. Stan, Stan, get getback back to the to the thesethese shiny shiny baubles! baubles! I love I love shiny shiny baubles! baubles! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers 20 20 drawingdrawing board. board. (STANLEY (STANLEY begins begins drawing drawing again.) again.) andand the theSALESCLERK, SALESCLERK, JEWELRY JEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER and and GLADYS GLADYS TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Your: Your gang? gang? Who Who appointed appointed you you leader? leader? FREEZE.)FREEZE.) My Myjewelry, jewelry, Minutos. Minutos. STANLEYSTANLEY: Hey,: Hey, guys, guys, here’s here’s Blossom! Blossom! MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Foreman Foreman of the of theFortnight. Fortnight. (Gather (Gather up theup thejewelry jewelry and and BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Pops: (Pops up fromup from behind behind a block, a block, clad clad in a in unitard a unitard decorated decorated 25 25 run runOFF OFF LEFT LEFT with with it.) it.) withwith leaves leaves and and  owers.  owers. Saunters Saunters over over to STAR to STAR GUY GUY and and TRIPLE TRIPLE SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Shock: Shock Clock Clock has has struck struck again! again! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers to to 25 25 TIME.)TIME.) Hello, Hello, there. there. Want Want a whiff a whiff of my of mymagical magical  owers?  owers? (Passes (Passes UNFREEZEUNFREEZE the theTHREE, THREE, then then EXITS EXITS LEFT, LEFT, laughing.) laughing.) somesome  owers  owers under under their their noses.) noses.) SALESCLERKSALESCLERK: Help!: Help! Police! Police! (LIGHTS (LIGHTS DIM DIM and and SPOT SPOT COMES COMES BACKBACK UP UPon onthe theNARRATOR NARRATOR as SHOCKas SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK RE-ENTERS RE-ENTERS STARSTAR GUY GUY: Ooh.: Ooh. That’s That’s nice! nice! 30 30 LEFTLEFT and and begins begins to cross to cross RIGHT.) RIGHT.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Very: Very fragrant. fragrant. (They (They both both collapse.) collapse.) NARRATORNARRATOR: There: There was was no nolimit limit to Shockto Shock Clock’s Clock’s greed. greed. He Heeven even STANLEYSTANLEY: Blossom,: Blossom, uh, uh,Blossom! Blossom! They’re They’re on ouron ourside. side. robbedrobbed innocent innocent people people walking walking along along the thestreet. street. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UP 30 BLOSSOM30 BLOSSOM: Oops!: Oops! I guess I guess it’s it’stime time for formy myall natural,all natural, completely completely FORESTAGEFORESTAGE RIGHT, RIGHT, where where an anOLD OLD LADY LADY carrying carrying a pursea purse organicorganic home home remedy. remedy. (Flutters (Flutters a leaf a leaf over over them, them, and and they they jump jump ENTERSENTERS and and begins begins to cross to cross LEFT.) LEFT.) backback up toup resume to resume their their argument.) argument.) 35 35SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (As: (As they they meet, meet, he hesnaps snaps his his ngers  ngers and and she she TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Where: Where was was I? Oh,I? Oh, yeah— yeah— (Turns (Turns to STARto STAR GUY; GUY; FREEZES.)FREEZES.) I think, I think, madame, madame, I’ll relieveI’ll relieve you you of thatof that heavy heavy purse. purse. angry.)angry.) Who Who appointed appointed you you leader? leader? (Starts(Starts to head to head back back LEFT LEFT with with the thepurse, purse, then then turns turns and and snaps snaps his his 35 STAR35 STAR GUY GUY: I don’t: I don’t have have to be to appointed!be appointed! I’m I’ma natural a natural leader! leader! I’ve I’ve got got  ngers ngers to UNFREEZEto UNFREEZE the theOLD OLD LADY.) LADY.) You You might might tell telleveryone, everyone, charisma!charisma! (Strikes (Strikes a pose a pose and and smiles smiles conceitedly, conceitedly, as usual.)as usual.) deardear lady, lady, that that Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was here! here! (EXITS (EXITS LEFT LEFT in thein the TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Charisma,: Charisma, my myfoot! foot! I— I— 40 40 dark.dark. The The OLD OLD LADY LADY looks looks where where her herpurse purse had had been, been, then then BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Comes: (Comes between between them. them. Indicates Indicates STANLEY.) STANLEY.) Could Could screams.screams. LIGHTS LIGHTS OUT OUT and and then then the theSPOT SPOT COMES COMES BACK BACK UP UPon on youyou please please give give our oursweet sweet little little artist artist some some quiet? quiet? He Heneeds needs to to the theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) 40 40 concentrate!concentrate! (ALL (ALL look look at STANLEY.) at STANLEY.)

24 24 17 17 24 17 For preview only 1 VIOLA1 VIOLA: Yes,: Yes, sir. sir.(Goes (Goes over over to herto herdesk desk at RIGHTat RIGHT and and returns returns with with 1 NARRATOR1 NARRATOR: (Loses: (Loses his histemper.) temper.) Would Would you you stop stop repeating repeating every every somesome papers.) papers.) Here Here they they are, are, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. They’re They’re not nottoo too wordword I say?! I say?! Take Take this this eraser, eraser, be thebe thesuperhero superhero you’re you’re meant meant to to goodgood this this month. month. Comic Comic book book sales sales are aredown down a little. a little. be, be,and and get getrid ofrid Shockof Shock Clock! Clock! (Starts (Starts to EXIT,to EXIT, then then stops stops and and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at theat thebudget budget papers.) papers.) A little? A little? You You call callthis this talkstalks to the to theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) I’ve I’ve done done what what I’ve I’ve done. done. It’s allIt’s I all can I can do! do! 5 5 a little?a little? Bah! Bah! (Tosses (Tosses papers papers down.) down.) With With all ofall myof myoverhead, overhead, 5 5 (EXITS(EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) salaries,salaries, taxes taxes and and all, all,I’ll be I’ll inbe the in thepoorhouse poorhouse by summer!by summer! VIOLAVIOLA: He: Hecalled called you you a superhero, a superhero, Stanley. Stanley. STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with the thebox.) box.) Here’s Here’s your your package, package, Mr. Mr. STANLEYSTANLEY: Me?: Me? A superhero? A superhero? Wunderman.Wunderman. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Maybe: Maybe you you were were always always meant meant to be to thebe theleader leader WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at theat thebox.) box.) Ah, Ah,yes, yes, this this is it—just is it—just in time,in time, of theof theFabulous Fabulous Four! Four! Wait Wait a minute! a minute! That That would would make make us theus the 10 10 too!too! Put Putit on it myon mydesk, desk, Sippovatz. Sippovatz. (STANLEY (STANLEY crosses crosses LEFT LEFT to to 10 10 FabulousFabulous Five. Five. Five Five doesn’t doesn’t rhyme rhyme with with the thewords words in our in oursong. song. We We WUNDERMAN’SWUNDERMAN’S desk desk with with the thebox.) box.) Viola, Viola, get getall myall myartists artists in in havehave to get to getrid ofrid somebody—Star of somebody—Star Guy! Guy! here.here. I have I have something something important important to discuss to discuss with with them. them. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Thinks.): (Thinks.) But ButI always I always wanted wanted to drawto draw superheroes, superheroes, not not VIOLAVIOLA: Of: course,Of course, sir. sir.(EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) be one…be one… WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Sippovatz!: Sippovatz! VIOLAVIOLA: Maybe: Maybe you you wanted wanted to drawto draw them them because because you you were were afraid afraid 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: Actually: Actually it’s Sappovitz,it’s Sappovitz, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo 15 15 youyou couldn’t couldn’t be one.be one. Sappovitz.Sappovitz. My Mymother— mother— STANLEYSTANLEY: (Lets: (Lets it sink it sink in.) in.)A superhero… A superhero… Is that Is that what what I really I really wanted wanted WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I’m: I’msure sure your your mother’s mother’s a queen a queen of a of lady, a lady, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, to be?to be? but butI don’t I don’t have have time time for forher herright right now. now. I need I need you you to getto getout outof of WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: It’snot nota bad a bad gig, gig, believe believe me. me. here.here. Go Goclean clean something something downstairs downstairs for afor few a few hours. hours. Maybe Maybe dust dust STANLEYSTANLEY: (Still: (Still getting getting used used to the to theidea.) idea.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 20 20 all ourall ourold oldissues issues in the in theback back storeroom. storeroom. 20 20 Superhero?Superhero? (Tries (Tries it again.)it again.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, STANLEYSTANLEY: Dust: Dust them, them, sir? sir? Superhero.Superhero. (Stands (Stands up withup with spirit.) spirit.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, dust dust them. them. Don’t Don’t come come back back here here until until maybe maybe Superhero!Superhero! eighteight o’clock. o’clock. We’ll We’ll be be nished  nished by then,by then, and and you you can can clean clean up up WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You go, go,guy! guy! here.here. STANLEYSTANLEY: I :can I can do it!do I it!suddenly I suddenly feel feel it deep it deep inside inside me! me! I can I can be abe a 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: :All Allright, right, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Whatever Whatever you you say, say, Mr. Mr. 25 25 superhero!superhero! Wunderman.Wunderman. (Starts (Starts to EXIT,to EXIT, then then STOPS STOPS and and takes takes out outhis his VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! drawing.) Maybe, do you think, if you had some time, you could drawing.) Maybe, do you think, if you had some time, you could STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: I’mgoing going to  tond  ndShock Shock Clock, Clock, Viola, Viola, and and I’m I’mgoing going to to looklook at my at mydrawing? drawing? defeatdefeat him him if it’s if theit’s thelast last thing thing I do! I do! : Sure, sure. (Takes the drawing.) Now, get out of WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Sure, sure. (Takes the drawing.) Now, get out of VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! 30 30 here!here! 30 STANLEY30 STANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at the at theeraser eraser in his in hishand.) hand.) This This eraser eraser must must be thebe the STANLEYSTANLEY: :(Excited.) (Excited.) Okay, Okay, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! Thank Thank you, you, Mr. Mr. key.key. He Hemust must have have been been drawn drawn by oneby one of those of those magic magic pens, pens, too, too, Wunderman!Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) so toso beat to beat him him I have I have to erase to erase him! him! : (Walks over to his desk, absently crushes the drawing WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Walks over to his desk, absently crushes the drawing VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! intointo a ball a ball and and throws throws it into it into the thetrash trash can. can. Then Then lovingly lovingly picks picks up up WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Before: Before you you do doany any erasing, erasing, you you need need a nice a nice 35 35 his hisnew new package.) package.) Yes, Yes, sirree, sirree, this this little little box box could could be thebe thesalvation salvation 35 35 superherosuperhero out out t! Here, t! Here, take take my mycape! cape! of myof mycompany! company! VIOLAVIOLA: And: And wear wear my mybelt! belt! (Takes (Takes off heroff herwide wide belt.) belt.) VIOLAVIOLA: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT, RIGHT, followed followed by theby theARTISTS, ARTISTS, some some of whom of whom sit onsit theon thebench bench at CENTER.) at CENTER.) Everyone’s Everyone’s here, here, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You might might as wellas well take take my mymask, mask, too. too. I’ll stillI’ll still havehave my myhat. hat. (After (After STANLEY STANLEY is out is out tted, tted, he jumpshe jumps on theon theblock block ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 Hi,: D.Hi, C.!D. C.! he washe was sitting sitting on.) on.) 40 ARTIST40 ARTIST #2: #2 What’s: What’s up? up?

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: I’m: I’mdrawing drawing a character a character I’ve I’ve been been thinking thinking about about for fora a 1 the1 thesame same way way LEFT. LEFT. There There is a is crate a crate CENTER. CENTER. As eachAs each segment segment of of longlong time. time. I even I even did didsome some research research on onher herspecies-speci species-speci c  c thisthis scene scene is played is played out, out, the theLIGHTS LIGHTS COME COME UP UPon aon different a different area area of of properties.properties. the thestage stage and and the theactors actors come come to life. to life. When When their their segment segment is over, is over, the the STARSTAR GUY GUY: Species-speci: Species-speci c properties? c properties? LIGHTSLIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT and and they they stand stand silently, silently, frozen frozen in the in thedarkness. darkness. 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: What’s: What’s this this guy guy talking talking about? about? 5 NARRATOR5 NARRATOR: Yes,: Yes, something something terrible terrible was was happening happening in the in thecity. city. And And it was only going to get worse as the days went by. Dr. Shock STANLEYSTANLEY: Just: Just a second. a second. I’m I’malmost almost done. done. (Stands (Stands with with his hispad.) pad.) it was only going to get worse as the days went by. Dr. Shock FellowFellow Superheroes, Superheroes, meet meet the the nal  nalmember member of yourof your band— band— ClockClock was was on theon theloose, loose, making making his hismark mark as theas theundisputed undisputed King King (Makes(Makes one one  nal  nalstroke stroke with with his pen.)his pen.) Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! (WOMBAT (WOMBAT of Crime.of Crime. He Hewould would use use his hispower power over over time time to freeze to freeze the themoment moment WOMANWOMAN pops pops up fromup from behind behind a block.) a block.) andand steal steal whatever whatever took took his fancy.his fancy. He robbedHe robbed banks— banks— (The (The SPOT SPOT 10 10 DIMSDIMS as LIGHTSas LIGHTS COME COME UP UPFULL FULL STAGE, STAGE, where where CUSTOMERS CUSTOMERS 10 10 : Wombat: Wombat Woman? Woman? STARSTAR GUY/TRIPLE GUY/TRIPLE TIME TIME are arewaiting waiting in line in line at a at bank.) a bank.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: That’s: That’s what what I say! I say! (Aggressive, (Aggressive, to STANLEY.)to STANLEY.) BANKBANK TELLER TELLER: (Behind: (Behind counter.) counter.) Next! Next! What’sWhat’s this this with with the theWombat Wombat Woman? Woman? You You could could have have drawn drawn me me CUSTOMERCUSTOMER: I need: I need to withdraw to withdraw $76 $76 from from my myaccount. account. as asanything—Wonder anything—Wonder Woman, Woman, Elektra—something Elektra—something beautiful, beautiful, SHOCK CLOCK: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with the theMINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) Ah, Ah,look look at at somethingsomething exciting! exciting! SHOCK CLOCK 15 15 thesethese little little people people waiting waiting in line in line to collectto collect their their paltry paltry amount amount of of 15 15 : (Intimidated.) I… I’ve always liked the characters based STANLEYSTANLEY: (Intimidated.) I… I’ve always liked the characters based dollardollar bills! bills! I don’t I don’t wait wait in line. in line. And And I don’t I don’t collect collect a paltry a paltry amount! amount! on animals.on animals. You You know, know, like likeWolverine Wolverine or Cat or Cat Woman. Woman. (Snaps(Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, and and ALL ALL FREEZE FREEZE except except SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK and and WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Cat: Cat Woman Woman is oneis one thing. thing. She’s She’s sleek! sleek! She’s She’s MINUTOS,MINUTOS, of course.) of course.) Minutos, Minutos,  ll my  ll mybag bag with with some some greenbacks, greenbacks, sexy!sexy! But Buta wombat?! a wombat?! please!please! STARSTAR GUY GUY: What’s: What’s a wombat? a wombat? 20 MINUTOS20 MINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Scion Scion of the of theSecond! Second! (They (They take take a large a large canvas canvas sack sack 20 WOMBAT20 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: It’sa furry, a furry, fat groundhog,fat groundhog, that’s that’s what what it is! it is! overover to the to thefrozen frozen TELLER, TELLER, empty empty his hisdrawers drawers of money of money into into the the BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Oh,: Oh, sweetie, sweetie, don’t don’t worry. worry. I’ve I’ve heard heard the theAtkins Atkins diet diet does does bagbag and and return return to SHOCK to SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) wonders,wonders, and and there’s there’s always always electrolysis electrolysis for thefor thehair. hair. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Thank: Thank you. you. Now Now— (Snaps— (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and ALL ALL STANLEYSTANLEY: A: wombat’s A wombat’s not nota groundhog! a groundhog! Just Just a second, a second, I still I stillhave have UNFREEZE.)UNFREEZE.) Regards Regards from from Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Toodle-oo! Toodle-oo! (EXITS (EXITS my mynotes notes on onwombats. wombats. (Searches (Searches through through his hispockets, pockets, takes takes 25 25 RIGHTRIGHT laughing laughing with with MINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) 25 25 out outa piece a piece of paperof paper and and begins begins to read.)to read.) “Wombat, “Wombat, Vombatus Vombatus CUSTOMERCUSTOMER: What: What just just happened? happened? Ursinus”—Ursinus”— That’s That’s the theLatin Latin name. name. I almost I almost called called you you Vombatus, Vombatus, BANKBANK TELLER TELLER: My: Mycash cash drawer drawer is empty! is empty! We’ve We’ve been been robbed! robbed! (ALL (ALL but butI liked I liked the thealliterative alliterative sound sound of Wombat of Wombat Woman. Woman. looklook around around and and talk talk excitedly excitedly as theas theLIGHTS LIGHTS DIM DIM and and the theSPOT SPOT WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Moves: (Moves towards towards STANLEY.) STANLEY.) I’m goingI’m going to alliterate to alliterate COMESCOMES BACK BACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) youyou in a in minute! a minute! (TRIPLE (TRIPLE TIME TIME and and STAR STAR GUY GUY restrain restrain her.) her.) 30 NARRATOR30 NARRATOR: He: Heinvaded invaded the theheadquarters headquarters of gold of gold and and silver silver dealers dealers 30 TRIPLE30 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Don’t: Don’t damage damage the theartist, artist, lady. lady. We Wemay may need need him him to to throughoutthroughout the thecity. city. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon aon gold a gold warehouse warehouse CENTER, CENTER, drawdraw us outus outof a of jam! a jam! wherewhere the theMANAGER MANAGER is givingis giving orders orders to twoto two EMPLOYEES. EMPLOYEES. A A STANLEYSTANLEY: Wombats: Wombats are areactually actually very very cute. cute. They’re They’re related related to theto the cratecrate sits sitson theon the oor  oorin front in front of them.) of them.) koalakoala bear, bear, and and everyone everyone knows knows they’re they’re the thecutest cutest things things around! around! MANAGERMANAGER: Get: Get this this crate crate of gold of gold down down to the to thesafe safe right right away. away. 35 EMPLOYEE35 EMPLOYEE #1: #1 Yes,: Yes, sir! sir! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Suspicious.): (Suspicious.) Really? Really? EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #2: #2 (As: (Asthe thetwo two get getready ready to lift to the lift thecrate.) crate.) Be careful.Be careful. It’s It’s 35 STANLEY35 : And: And they’re they’re marsupials—you marsupials—you know, know, like likethe thekangaroo. kangaroo. STANLEY reallyreally heavy. heavy. Ready— Ready— You’veYou’ve got gota pocket a pocket that that you you can can keep keep all sortsall sorts of superhero of superhero stuff stuff BOTHBOTH: One…: One… two… two… (As (Asthey they lift it, lift SHOCK it, SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT in! I’llin! even I’ll even draw draw you you some some things things to put to putin it. in it. withwith MINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) WOMBAT WOMAN: (Beginning: (Beginning to be to mollibe molli ed.) ed.) You You will? will? WOMBAT WOMAN 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Freeze!: Freeze! (EMPLOYEES (EMPLOYEES and and MANAGER MANAGER FREEZE.) FREEZE.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Sure!: Sure! And And listen listen to this.to this. (Reads (Reads again.) again.) “Wombats “Wombats are are Minutos,Minutos, my mygold, gold, please! please! 40 40 exceedinglyexceedingly strong. strong. They They have have thick thick muscular muscular legs legs and and strong strong

18 18 23 23 18 23 RIGHTS MUSTFor BE PURCHASED preview BEFORE REPRODUCING only THIS SCRIPT 1 WOMBAT1 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) They They rattled rattled around around in your in your little little head, head, 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #3: #3 What’s: What’s so important? so important? ComingComing to life to onlife youron your pad. pad. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Viola,: Viola, it’s it’salmost almost  ve  o’clock.ve o’clock. (Hands (Hands VIOLA VIOLA her her AndAnd when when you youlay downlay down for thefor thenight night in your in your bed, bed, pursepurse and and starts starts pushing pushing her hertoward toward EXIT EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Why Why don’t don’t you you We Weknow know the thesweet sweet dreams dreams that that you youhad. had. leaveleave a little a little early early today? today? We Wedon’t don’t need need you youat this at thismeeting. meeting. 5 VIOLA/WOMBAT5 VIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 5 VIOLA5 VIOLA: But,: But, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, I still I stillhaven’t haven’t  led  the—led the— You wanted to be a comic artist. You wanted to be a comic artist. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: File: Fileshmile! shmile! You You work work too toohard. hard. Go homeGo home and and relax. relax. YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. In fact,In fact, take take the theday dayoff tomorrow.off tomorrow. YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. : The: The day dayoff? off? But, But, I— I— StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… VIOLAVIOLA WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: No: arguments!No arguments! You Youdeserve deserve a little a little vacation! vacation! Now Now out! out! 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: (Sings.): (Sings.) If we If couldwe could help help these these heroes heroes come come true, true, TheThe ones ones you youimagined imagined back back then, then, 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: Yes,: Yes, sir. sir.Good Good night, night, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Thank Thank you, you, Mr. Mr. We’dWe’d bring bring them them all here, all here, dear dear Stanley, Stanley, so you so you Wunderman!Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) CouldCould smile smile and and draw draw them them again! again! WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Turns: (Turns to ARTISTS.) to ARTISTS.) Now, Now, everyone, everyone, I have I have something something WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) veryvery important important to discuss to discuss with with you. you. 15 15 Stanley,Stanley, remember remember that that we’re we’re your your friends. friends. ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 Okay,: Okay, we’re we’re listening. listening. We’llWe’ll love love you, you, whoever whoever you youare. are. 15 WUNDERMAN15 WUNDERMAN: It’s: topIt’s topsecret—for secret—for your your ears ears only. only. TheThe road road to your to your dreams dreams may may have have little little bends, bends, ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Spit: Spit it out, it out, Wundy. Wundy. But Butnew new dreams dreams may may not notlie so lie far. so far. ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 Whatever: Whatever it is, it I is,hope I hope it makes it makes us more us more money! money! VIOLA/WOMBATVIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Oh,: Oh,it will it willmake make us moreus more money, money, my myfriends. friends. Much Much 20 20 YouYou wanted wanted to be to abe comic a comic artist. artist. moremore money! money! More More than than we everwe ever dreamed dreamed of! At of! least, At least, it will it willmake make YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. 20 20 me methat that much. much. You You artists— artists— It will It willgive give you youa big a fatbig raise.fat raise. YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 I’m: alwaysI’m always up forup afor big a fatbig raise.fat raise. YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Me,: Me, too—the too—the fatter fatter the thebetter. better. 25 25 YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 Does: Does this thisinvolve involve coming coming up withup with a new a new series? series? StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz! Sappovitz! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. SPOTLIGHT SPOTLIGHT UP UPon on WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: New: New series—ha! series—ha! What What we’re we’re going going to do to willdo willbe farbe far the NARRATOR,the NARRATOR, who who has hasRE-ENTERED RE-ENTERED FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT RIGHT and and 25 25 betterbetter than than just justcoming coming up with up with a new a new series. series. It will It bewill revolutionary! be revolutionary! weepsweeps into intohis handkerchief.)his handkerchief.) It willIt willchange change the thevery very face face of comic of comic book book art! art! NARRATORNARRATOR: This: This is too is toosad. sad. I can’t I can’t stand stand it. I it.think I think I’m I’mgoing going to to ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 It :will? It will? 30 30 havehave to help to help this thisstory story along. along. (Moves (Moves to STANLEY, to STANLEY, who who is sitting is sitting ARTIST#5ARTIST#5: What: What could could be sobe revolutionary so revolutionary about about comic comic book book art? art? CENTERCENTER STAGE.) STAGE.) The The eraser, eraser, Stanley. Stanley. ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 Yeah,: Yeah, no matterno matter what what we wetry, try,I’m I’msure sure it’s beenit’s been done done STANLEYSTANLEY: What?: What? 30 30 before.before. NARRATORNARRATOR: Have: Have you youlooked looked in the in thebox boxthat that the thepens pens came came in? in? WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: That’s: That’s where where you’re you’re wrong. wrong. This This has hasnever never been been STANLEYSTANLEY: The: The pens? pens? donedone before, before, and and it will it willmake make us aus fortune. a fortune. What What would would you yousay say 35 NARRATOR35 NARRATOR: (Sighs: (Sighs in frustration,in frustration, goes goes to theto thebox, box, takes takes out outan an if I toldif I toldyou youthat that I have I have found found a way a way to make to make whatever whatever we drawwe draw enormousenormous eraser eraser and and brings brings it back it back to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) Here, Here, Stanley. Stanley. comecome alive?! alive?! That That the thecharacters characters in our in ourbooks books could could become become real real STANLEYSTANLEY: What’s: What’s this? this? 35 35 walking,walking, talking talking villains villains and and superheroes?! superheroes?! NARRATORNARRATOR: (Exasperated.): (Exasperated.) You’re You’re kind kind of slow of slow for afor superhero, a superhero, you you ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 What?!: What?! knowknow that, that, Stanley? Stanley? It’s theIt’s theeraser eraser from from Pelopponesia. Pelopponesia. ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 That’s: That’s impossible! impossible! 40 STANLEY40 STANLEY: Eraser?: Eraser? WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Oh,: Oh,no, no,it’s notit’s notimpossible impossible at all. at Itall. can It canbe donebe done very very simplysimply by using by using the thepens pens that that are arein this in thisbox boxright right here. here. Whatever Whatever

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1 FABULOUS1 FABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! 1 1 claws,claws, making making them them burrowers burrowers of the of thehighest highest order.” order.” That’s That’s your your CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, specialspecial superpower. superpower. You You can canburrow burrow through through anything! anything! There There isn’t isn’t StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… a walla wall or a or barrier a barrier in the in theworld world you youcan’t can’t burrow burrow through. through. You You can can STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The charismatic… charismatic… go anywhere.go anywhere. That’s That’s one one of the of thereasons reasons I chose I chose Wombat Wombat Woman Woman 5 5 to beto onebe one of myof mycharacters. characters. I wanted I wanted to  tond  and power a power that that no no 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… otherother hero hero has hasever ever had. had. Have Have you youever ever heard heard of aof burrowing a burrowing : (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN superhero?superhero? BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Absolutely: Absolutely not! not! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: It’s: totallyIt’s totally unique. unique. Weird, Weird, but butunique. unique. We’re…We’re… 10 STAR10 STAR GUY GUY: I’m: sureI’m sure it’s ait’s power a power that that could could come come in handy in handy someday. someday. 10 10 : (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! STARSTAR GUY GUY Maybe.Maybe. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Well…: Well… all right.all right. But Butif I’m if I’mgoing going to be to Wombatbe Wombat BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! Woman,Woman, I want I want to have to have a nicer a nicer out  outt. I needt. I need a cape, a cape, a hat a hatand and WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! maybemaybe a glittery a glittery mask. mask. FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: Right: Right away! away! (Draws (Draws on his on pad,his pad, and and a cape, a cape, hat andhat and mask mask 15 15 TheThe charismatic, charismatic, speedy, speedy, burrowing, burrowing,  oral,  oral, Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! comecome  ying  ying ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the thewings.) wings.) How’s How’s that? that? STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) With With artwork artwork by Stanleyby Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz! Sappovitz! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (As: (AsBLOSSOM BLOSSOM helps helps her herput puton theon thecape, cape, hat hat (MUSIC(MUSIC OUT. OUT. Speaks.) Speaks.) Now, Now, guys, guys, what what you youneed need is a isvillain a villain to to andand mask.) mask.) I don’t I don’t know. know. (Turns.) (Turns.) Does Does this thiscape cape make make me melook look  ght. ght. fat?fat? STARSTAR GUY GUY: A :villain? A villain? 20 BLOSSOM20 BLOSSOM: Honey,: Honey, the thecape cape is adorable is adorable on you!on you! 20 TRIPLE20 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Of: course,Of course, every every self-respecting self-respecting superhero superhero needs needs an an STARSTAR GUY GUY: And: And the themask mask is de is nitelyde nitely an improvement!an improvement! (BLOSSOM (BLOSSOM evil evilvillain villain to  ght.to  ght. whackswhacks him.) him.) What What did Idid say? I say? STANLEYSTANLEY: I can: I candraw draw him himright right now! now! Just Just give give me someme some ideas ideas of what of what STANLEYSTANLEY: I can’t: I can’t believe believe my dreammy dream of becoming of becoming a comic a comic book book artist artist kindkind of villain of villain you’d you’d like. like. is comingis coming true true this thisway. way. I mean, I mean, I have I have actually actually created created living, living, BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: He: shouldHe should be totallybe totally disrespectful disrespectful of the of theenvironment. environment. 25 25 breathingbreathing superheroes! superheroes! 25 WOMBAT25 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: And: And living living behind behind a great a great stone stone wall wall that that I’ll have I’ll have STARSTAR GUY GUY: Yeah,: Yeah, good good job, job,Stanley. Stanley. (Nudges (Nudges him himwith with his elbow.)his elbow.) to burrowto burrow through. through. EspeciallyEspecially with, with, ahem, ahem, you-know-who. you-know-who. VIOLA’SVIOLA’S VOICE VOICE: (From: (From OFF OFF RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Now: Now that that we’re we’re all together, all together, I think I think we needwe need a name. a name. VIOLAVIOLA: (Runs: (Runs ON ONRIGHT.) RIGHT.) Oh, Oh,Stanley, Stanley, I’m soI’m glad so glad you’re you’re here. here. I’ve I’ve BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Absolutely.: Absolutely. Every Every group group of superheroes of superheroes has hasa name. a name. beenbeen trying trying to contact to contact Mr. Wunderman,Mr. Wunderman, but hebut won’t he won’t answer answer any anyof of 30 WOMBAT30 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Why: Why don’t don’t we allwe think all think of a of bunch a bunch of names, of names, put put 30 30 his calls.his calls. Something Something terrible terrible has hasbeen been happening happening in the in thecity! city! themthem in my in pocketmy pocket here here and and pull pullone one out! out! ALLALL: Something: Something terrible terrible has hasbeen been happening happening in the in thecity! city! (SOUND (SOUND STARSTAR GUY GUY: No: needNo need to do to that.do that. I’ve I’vealready already given given it a lotit a of lot thought, of thought, EFFECT:EFFECT: MELODRAMATIC MELODRAMATIC TREMOLO. TREMOLO. ALL ALL strike strike heroic heroic poses poses andand I have I have the theperfect perfect name name for us—for us— (Dramatic, (Dramatic, makes makes quotation quotation andand look look at each at each other. other. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) marksmarks in the in theair withair with his his ngers.)  ngers.) “Star “Star Guy Guy and and His HisFriends”! Friends”! EndEnd of Scene of Scene Four Four 35 TRIPLE35 TRIPLE TIME/BLOSSOM TIME/BLOSSOM: (Disgusted.): (Disgusted.) Star Star Guy Guy and and his “friends”?his “friends”? WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Should: Should I burrow I burrow into intohis skullhis skull and and squoosh squoosh that that SceneScene Five Five arrogantarrogant brain brain of his?! of his?! SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. The The STARSTAR GUY GUY: What?: What? What’s What’s wrong wrong with with that that name? name? 35 chairs,35 chairs, the wastebasketthe wastebasket and and the drawingthe drawing of SHOCK of SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK have have been been removed.removed. One One tall andtall and one one short short rehearsal rehearsal block block have have been been stacked stacked TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Angry.): (Angry.) What’s What’s wrong wrong with with that that name? name? I’ll tellI’ll tellyou you RIGHTRIGHT to form to form a counter, a counter, and and another another counter counter has hasbeen been arranged arranged in in 40 40 what’swhat’s wrong! wrong!

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STANLEY.) 10 10 TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: Here’s: Here’s your your pen, pen, Stanley. Stanley. Maybe Maybe you youcould could draw draw some some new new If you’dIf you’d like tolike create to create a vil ato vil hate to hate superheroessuperheroes to battle to battle Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock. Clock. Or aOr hero a hero you youhope hope will dowill well, do well, STANLEYSTANLEY: It wouldn’t: It wouldn’t do any do anygood. good. The TheFabulous Fabulous Four Four were were the bestthe best JustJust draw draw them, them, you’ll you’ll see, see, I couldI could do. Ido. had I hadbeen been working working on them on them for years!for years! No, No,Viola, Viola, I’ve I’ve TheyThey will soonwill soon come come to be… to be… got togot face to face the facts.the facts. I’m justI’m justa  op a as op a as comic a comic book book artist! artist! 15 15 There’s magic in the pens that we sell.” There’s magic in the pens that we sell.” 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Now,: Now, just ajust minute. a minute. If you If youcall yourselfcall yourself a  op, a  whatop, what ALLALL: (Sing.): (Sing.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, doesdoes that thatmake make me?! me?! I thought I thought I did I adid very a very good good job burrowingjob burrowing out out Buy Buytwo twoand andget oneget onefree. free. of theof rangethe range of Shock of Shock Clock’s Clock’s magic! magic! Powerful Pens from Pelopponesia… Powerful Pens from Pelopponesia… VIOLAVIOLA: You: Youdid! did!And Andyou youkept kept your your hat athat such at such a jaunty a jaunty angle angle through through TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! the wholethe whole thing. thing. 20 20 There’sThere’s a potion—we a potion—we think—in think—in every every pen’s pen’s ink ink 20 WOMBAT20 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I did?: I did? Thank Thank you. you. I originally I originally wore wore it straight it straight on my on my FromFrom an age an ageof years of years gone gone by. by. head,head, but Ibut thought I thought it looked it looked more more stylish stylish when when I tilted I tilted it a littleit a littlebit. bit. Put thePut penthe pento your to your pad, pad, VIOLAVIOLA: It de: It nitelyde nitely did. did.I think I think that thathow how you youwear wear a hat a ishat really— is really— DrawDraw good good or draw or draw bad, bad, : (Interrupts; jumps up.) Hats?! Hats?! Can’t you two see And Andit happens, it happens, don’t don’t ask askus why! us why! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Interrupts; jumps up.) Hats?! Hats?! Can’t you two see that thatI am I amdrowning drowning here?! here?! I am I amwallowing, wallowing, you youmight might say, say,in in 25 WUNDERMAN25 WUNDERMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Let meLet tellme you,tell you, boys, boys, this thiscatalog catalog 25 25 destructivedestructive self-pity, self-pity, and andall you all youcan cando is do talk is talkabout about hats! hats! Will Willsave save our company.our company. : Sorry, Stanley. I boughtI bought those those pens pens and andsent sent the formthe form VIOLAVIOLA: Sorry, Stanley. For aFor one a oneyear’s year’s guarantee. guarantee. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: We: thoughtWe thought that thatyou youhad haddecided decided to give to give up. up. ALLALL: (Sing.): (Sing.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, STANLEYSTANLEY: Well,: Well, I had… I had… but youbut youcould could at least at least try totry talk to talkme outme ofout of 30 30 Buy Buytwo twoand andget oneget onefree. free. it. Afterit. After all, I’veall, I’vejust justlost losta lifelong a lifelong dream. dream. I’ve I’vejust justbrought brought shame shame PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… 30 30 downdown on the on namethe name my mothermy mother gave gave me. me. TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! VIOLAVIOLA: Poor: Poor Stanley. Stanley. (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 6: “Stanley 6: “Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz.” Sappovitz.” PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… DoesDoes a silly a sillyballet-like ballet-like dance dance with withWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! VIOLA/WOMBATVIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 35 35 TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) You Youwanted wanted to be to a be comic a comic artist. artist. ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 So: letSo melet meget getthis thisstraight— straight— Whatever Whatever we drawwe draw with with 35 35 YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. thesethese pens pens will actuallywill actually come come alive?! alive?! YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Absolutely!: Absolutely! StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… ARTISTARTIST #2: #2That: That is truly is truly weird. weird. VIOLAVIOLA: (Sings.): (Sings.) When When you youwere were small, small, you youspent spent every every day day WithWith a pen a penand anda pad a padin your in your hand. hand. 40 ARTIST40 ARTIST #3: #3Weird,: Weird, but youbut youknow, know, it does it does have have some some very very interesting interesting 40 You sketched and you sketched the hours away. possibilities.possibilities. 40 You sketched and you sketched the hours away. Oh, Oh,the grandthe grand superheroes superheroes you youplanned! planned!

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: (Jumps: (Jumps in to in avoid to avoid a  ght.) a  ght.) I think I think I should I should decide decide on the on the 1 FABULOUS1 FABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got amazinggot amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! name,name, since since I’m theI’m theartist! artist! I mean, I mean, you youdid alldid comeall come out outof my of my CharismaCharisma rays rays and andmagic magic  owers,  owers, pen penhere… here… and andI’ve I’vebeen been thinking thinking about about a name a name for my for seriesmy series of of StellarStellar speed speed and andburrowing burrowing ram… ram… superheroessuperheroes ever ever since since I decided I decided to be to a be comic a comic book book artist. artist. STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The Thecharismatic… charismatic… 5 BLOSSOM5 BLOSSOM: Stanley’s: Stanley’s right. right. Let himLet himdecide. decide. 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: All: right. All right. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… STARSTAR GUY GUY: Fair: Fairenough. enough. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… STANLEYSTANLEY: How: How about—the about—the Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! BLOSSOM/WOMBATBLOSSOM/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: The: TheFabulous Fabulous Four! Four! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) When When I zap I zapany anygirl orgirl man, or man, 10 STAR10 STAR GUY GUY: Not: Notbad. bad. We areWe prettyare pretty fabulous, fabulous, especially, especially, ahem, ahem, you– you– 10 10 TheyThey become become my adoringmy adoring fan! fan! know-who.know-who. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) I can I canuse usemy stellarmy stellar speed speed TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: A little: A littletoo similartoo similar to the to Fantasticthe Fantastic Four, Four, but notbut enoughnot enough To accomplishTo accomplish any anydeed! deed! for anyonefor anyone to start to start crying crying plagiarism. plagiarism. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) I have I have incredible incredible powers powers BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: I think: I think it’s wonderful! it’s wonderful! HiddenHidden in my in magicmy magic  owers!  owers! 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: certainlyIt’s certainly better better than than Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) If you If youwant want to get to somewhere,get somewhere, STANLEYSTANLEY: So: that’sSo that’s it! I it!now I now christen christen you—Star you—Star Guy, Guy, Triple Triple Time, Time, I’ll digI’ll youdig youa burrow a burrow there! there! Blossom,Blossom, and andWombat Wombat Woman—the Woman—the Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! First First issue issue FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’re… We’re… beginningbeginning right right now, now, with withoriginal original artwork artwork by Stanleyby Stanley Leonardo Leonardo STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! Sappovitz! (MUSIC CUE 4: “The Fabulous Four.” Sings.) Sappovitz! (MUSIC CUE 4: “The Fabulous Four.” Sings.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! 20 20 ForgetForget about about the X-Menthe X-Men or the or Fantasticthe Fantastic Four. Four. 20 BLOSSOM20 : (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! If you’reIf you’re looking looking for a for super a super gang, gang, you youneed need to look to look no more. no more. (Steps (Steps BLOSSOM into intothe background,the background, letting letting the FABULOUSthe FABULOUS FOUR FOUR take take over.) over.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got amazinggot amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! We’reWe’re the onesthe ones for you, for you, we canwe canconquer conquer any anyfoe. foe. CharismaCharisma rays rays and andmagic magic  owers,  owers, 25 25 JustJust tell ustell of us your of your trouble, trouble, please, please, and andwe’ll we’ll be good be good to go! to go! StellarStellar speed speed and andburrowing burrowing ram… ram… We’re…We’re… 25 STAR25 STAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The Thecharismatic… charismatic… STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… 30 WOMBAT30 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got amazinggot amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! 30 30 ForgetForget about about the X-Menthe X-Men or the or Fantasticthe Fantastic Four. Four. CharismaCharisma rays rays and andmagic magic  owers,  owers, If you’reIf you’re looking looking for a for super a super gang, gang, you youneed need to look to look no more! no more! StellarStellar speed speed and andburrowing burrowing ram… ram… We’reWe’re the onesthe ones for you, for you, we canwe canconquer conquer any anyfoe. foe. JustJust tell ustell of us your of your trouble, trouble, please, please, and andwe’ll we’ll be good be good to go! to go! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) If you If youwant want the best,the best, I am! I am!(The (The OTHERS OTHERS push push We’re…We’re… 35 35 him himaway.) away.) 35 STAR35 STAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’re… We’re… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! 40 WOMBAT40 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman!

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Like Like all the all othersthe others he hadhe hada tragic a tragic 5 5 WhenWhen I came I came upon upon an ad an that ad thatcaught caught 5 5  aw, aw,an Achillesan Achilles heel— heel— He wasHe wasin love in love with withhimself. himself. Too Toobad… bad… My attentionMy attention right right away. away. You Youknow, know, I think I think I’ll go I’ll try go to try  ndto out nd whatout what became became of his of charisma his charisma It said,It said, “Powerful “Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, ray. ray.(Starts (Starts to EXIT to EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Not Notthat thatI need I need it, of it, course. of course. (EXITS. (EXITS. Buy Buytwo twoand andget oneget onefree. free. LIGHTSLIGHTS UP onUP WUNDERMAN’Son WUNDERMAN’S of ce. of WOMBATce. WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN and and PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… VIOLAVIOLA are tryingare trying to console to console STANLEY.) STANLEY.) 10 10 TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: Here’s: Here’s your your pen, pen, Stanley. Stanley. Maybe Maybe you youcould could draw draw some some new new If you’dIf you’d like tolike create to create a vil ato vil hate to hate superheroessuperheroes to battle to battle Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock. Clock. Or aOr hero a hero you youhope hope will dowill well, do well, STANLEYSTANLEY: It wouldn’t: It wouldn’t do any do anygood. good. The TheFabulous Fabulous Four Four were were the bestthe best JustJust draw draw them, them, you’ll you’ll see, see, I couldI could do. Ido. had I hadbeen been working working on them on them for years!for years! No, No,Viola, Viola, I’ve I’ve TheyThey will soonwill soon come come to be… to be… got togot face to face the facts.the facts. I’m justI’m justa  op a as op a as comic a comic book book artist! artist! 15 15 There’s magic in the pens that we sell.” There’s magic in the pens that we sell.” 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Now,: Now, just ajust minute. a minute. If you If youcall yourselfcall yourself a  op, a  whatop, what ALLALL: (Sing.): (Sing.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, doesdoes that thatmake make me?! me?! I thought I thought I did I adid very a very good good job burrowingjob burrowing out out Buy Buytwo twoand andget oneget onefree. free. of theof rangethe range of Shock of Shock Clock’s Clock’s magic! magic! Powerful Pens from Pelopponesia… Powerful Pens from Pelopponesia… VIOLAVIOLA: You: Youdid! did!And Andyou youkept kept your your hat athat such at such a jaunty a jaunty angle angle through through TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! the wholethe whole thing. thing. 20 20 There’sThere’s a potion—we a potion—we think—in think—in every every pen’s pen’s ink ink 20 WOMBAT20 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I did?: I did? Thank Thank you. you. I originally I originally wore wore it straight it straight on my on my FromFrom an age an ageof years of years gone gone by. by. head,head, but Ibut thought I thought it looked it looked more more stylish stylish when when I tilted I tilted it a littleit a littlebit. bit. Put thePut penthe pento your to your pad, pad, VIOLAVIOLA: It de: It nitelyde nitely did. did.I think I think that thathow how you youwear wear a hat a ishat really— is really— DrawDraw good good or draw or draw bad, bad, : (Interrupts; jumps up.) Hats?! Hats?! Can’t you two see And Andit happens, it happens, don’t don’t ask askus why! us why! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Interrupts; jumps up.) Hats?! Hats?! Can’t you two see that thatI am I amdrowning drowning here?! here?! I am I amwallowing, wallowing, you youmight might say, say,in in 25 WUNDERMAN25 WUNDERMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Let meLet tellme you,tell you, boys, boys, this thiscatalog catalog 25 25 destructivedestructive self-pity, self-pity, and andall you all youcan cando is do talk is talkabout about hats! hats! Will Willsave save our company.our company. : Sorry, Stanley. I boughtI bought those those pens pens and andsent sent the formthe form VIOLAVIOLA: Sorry, Stanley. For aFor one a oneyear’s year’s guarantee. guarantee. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: We: thoughtWe thought that thatyou youhad haddecided decided to give to give up. up. ALLALL: (Sing.): (Sing.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, STANLEYSTANLEY: Well,: Well, I had… I had… but youbut youcould could at least at least try totry talk to talkme outme ofout of 30 30 Buy Buytwo twoand andget oneget onefree. free. it. Afterit. After all, I’veall, I’vejust justlost losta lifelong a lifelong dream. dream. I’ve I’vejust justbrought brought shame shame PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… 30 30 downdown on the on namethe name my mothermy mother gave gave me. me. TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! VIOLAVIOLA: Poor: Poor Stanley. Stanley. (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 6: “Stanley 6: “Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz.” Sappovitz.” PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… DoesDoes a silly a sillyballet-like ballet-like dance dance with withWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! VIOLA/WOMBATVIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 35 35 TheyThey come come with witha year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) You Youwanted wanted to be to a be comic a comic artist. artist. ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 So: letSo melet meget getthis thisstraight— straight— Whatever Whatever we drawwe draw with with 35 35 YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. thesethese pens pens will actuallywill actually come come alive?! alive?! YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Absolutely!: Absolutely! StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… ARTISTARTIST #2: #2That: That is truly is truly weird. weird. VIOLAVIOLA: (Sings.): (Sings.) When When you youwere were small, small, you youspent spent every every day day WithWith a pen a penand anda pad a padin your in your hand. hand. 40 ARTIST40 ARTIST #3: #3Weird,: Weird, but youbut youknow, know, it does it does have have some some very very interesting interesting 40 You sketched and you sketched the hours away. possibilities.possibilities. 40 You sketched and you sketched the hours away. Oh, Oh,the grandthe grand superheroes superheroes you youplanned! planned!

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: (Jumps: (Jumps in to in avoid to avoid a  ght.) a  ght.) I think I think I should I should decide decide on the on the 1 FABULOUS1 FABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got amazinggot amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! name,name, since since I’m theI’m theartist! artist! I mean, I mean, you youdid alldid comeall come out outof my of my CharismaCharisma rays rays and andmagic magic  owers,  owers, pen penhere… here… and andI’ve I’vebeen been thinking thinking about about a name a name for my for seriesmy series of of StellarStellar speed speed and andburrowing burrowing ram… ram… superheroessuperheroes ever ever since since I decided I decided to be to a be comic a comic book book artist. artist. STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The Thecharismatic… charismatic… 5 BLOSSOM5 BLOSSOM: Stanley’s: Stanley’s right. right. Let himLet himdecide. decide. 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: All: right. All right. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… STARSTAR GUY GUY: Fair: Fairenough. enough. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… STANLEYSTANLEY: How: How about—the about—the Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! BLOSSOM/WOMBATBLOSSOM/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: The: TheFabulous Fabulous Four! Four! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) When When I zap I zapany anygirl orgirl man, or man, 10 STAR10 STAR GUY GUY: Not: Notbad. bad. We areWe prettyare pretty fabulous, fabulous, especially, especially, ahem, ahem, you– you– 10 10 TheyThey become become my adoringmy adoring fan! fan! know-who.know-who. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) I can I canuse usemy stellarmy stellar speed speed TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: A little: A littletoo similartoo similar to the to Fantasticthe Fantastic Four, Four, but notbut enoughnot enough To accomplishTo accomplish any anydeed! deed! for anyonefor anyone to start to start crying crying plagiarism. plagiarism. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) I have I have incredible incredible powers powers BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: I think: I think it’s wonderful! it’s wonderful! HiddenHidden in my in magicmy magic  owers!  owers! 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: certainlyIt’s certainly better better than than Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) If you If youwant want to get to somewhere,get somewhere, STANLEYSTANLEY: So: that’sSo that’s it! I it!now I now christen christen you—Star you—Star Guy, Guy, Triple Triple Time, Time, I’ll digI’ll youdig youa burrow a burrow there! there! Blossom,Blossom, and andWombat Wombat Woman—the Woman—the Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! First First issue issue FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’re… We’re… beginningbeginning right right now, now, with withoriginal original artwork artwork by Stanleyby Stanley Leonardo Leonardo STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! Sappovitz! (MUSIC CUE 4: “The Fabulous Four.” Sings.) Sappovitz! (MUSIC CUE 4: “The Fabulous Four.” Sings.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! 20 20 ForgetForget about about the X-Menthe X-Men or the or Fantasticthe Fantastic Four. Four. 20 BLOSSOM20 : (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! If you’reIf you’re looking looking for a for super a super gang, gang, you youneed need to look to look no more. no more. (Steps (Steps BLOSSOM into intothe background,the background, letting letting the FABULOUSthe FABULOUS FOUR FOUR take take over.) over.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got amazinggot amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! We’reWe’re the onesthe ones for you, for you, we canwe canconquer conquer any anyfoe. foe. CharismaCharisma rays rays and andmagic magic  owers,  owers, 25 25 JustJust tell ustell of us your of your trouble, trouble, please, please, and andwe’ll we’ll be good be good to go! to go! StellarStellar speed speed and andburrowing burrowing ram… ram… We’re…We’re… 25 STAR25 STAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The Thecharismatic… charismatic… STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… 30 WOMBAT30 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got amazinggot amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! 30 30 ForgetForget about about the X-Menthe X-Men or the or Fantasticthe Fantastic Four. Four. CharismaCharisma rays rays and andmagic magic  owers,  owers, If you’reIf you’re looking looking for a for super a super gang, gang, you youneed need to look to look no more! no more! StellarStellar speed speed and andburrowing burrowing ram… ram… We’reWe’re the onesthe ones for you, for you, we canwe canconquer conquer any anyfoe. foe. JustJust tell ustell of us your of your trouble, trouble, please, please, and andwe’ll we’ll be good be good to go! to go! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) If you If youwant want the best,the best, I am! I am!(The (The OTHERS OTHERS push push We’re…We’re… 35 35 him himaway.) away.) 35 STAR35 STAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’re… We’re… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! 40 WOMBAT40 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman!

20 20 21 21 20 21 For preview only 1 WOMBAT1 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) They They rattled rattled around around in your in your little little head, head, 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #3: #3 What’s: What’s so important? so important? ComingComing to life to onlife youron your pad. pad. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Viola,: Viola, it’s it’salmost almost  ve  o’clock.ve o’clock. (Hands (Hands VIOLA VIOLA her her AndAnd when when you youlay downlay down for thefor thenight night in your in your bed, bed, pursepurse and and starts starts pushing pushing her hertoward toward EXIT EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Why Why don’t don’t you you We Weknow know the thesweet sweet dreams dreams that that you youhad. had. leaveleave a little a little early early today? today? We Wedon’t don’t need need you youat this at thismeeting. meeting. 5 VIOLA/WOMBAT5 VIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 5 VIOLA5 VIOLA: But,: But, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, I still I stillhaven’t haven’t  led  the—led the— You wanted to be a comic artist. You wanted to be a comic artist. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: File: Fileshmile! shmile! You You work work too toohard. hard. Go homeGo home and and relax. relax. YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. In fact,In fact, take take the theday dayoff tomorrow.off tomorrow. YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. : The: The day dayoff? off? But, But, I— I— StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… VIOLAVIOLA WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: No: arguments!No arguments! You Youdeserve deserve a little a little vacation! vacation! Now Now out! out! 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: (Sings.): (Sings.) If we If couldwe could help help these these heroes heroes come come true, true, TheThe ones ones you youimagined imagined back back then, then, 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: Yes,: Yes, sir. sir.Good Good night, night, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Thank Thank you, you, Mr. Mr. We’dWe’d bring bring them them all here, all here, dear dear Stanley, Stanley, so you so you Wunderman!Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) CouldCould smile smile and and draw draw them them again! again! WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Turns: (Turns to ARTISTS.) to ARTISTS.) Now, Now, everyone, everyone, I have I have something something WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) veryvery important important to discuss to discuss with with you. you. 15 15 Stanley,Stanley, remember remember that that we’re we’re your your friends. friends. ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 Okay,: Okay, we’re we’re listening. listening. We’llWe’ll love love you, you, whoever whoever you youare. are. 15 WUNDERMAN15 WUNDERMAN: It’s: topIt’s topsecret—for secret—for your your ears ears only. only. TheThe road road to your to your dreams dreams may may have have little little bends, bends, ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Spit: Spit it out, it out, Wundy. Wundy. But Butnew new dreams dreams may may not notlie so lie far. so far. ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 Whatever: Whatever it is, it I is,hope I hope it makes it makes us more us more money! money! VIOLA/WOMBATVIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Oh,: Oh,it will it willmake make us moreus more money, money, my myfriends. friends. Much Much 20 20 YouYou wanted wanted to be to abe comic a comic artist. artist. moremore money! money! More More than than we everwe ever dreamed dreamed of! At of! least, At least, it will it willmake make YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. 20 20 me methat that much. much. You You artists— artists— It will It willgive give you youa big a fatbig raise.fat raise. YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 I’m: alwaysI’m always up forup afor big a fatbig raise.fat raise. YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Me,: Me, too—the too—the fatter fatter the thebetter. better. 25 25 YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 Does: Does this thisinvolve involve coming coming up withup with a new a new series? series? StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz! Sappovitz! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. SPOTLIGHT SPOTLIGHT UP UPon on WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: New: New series—ha! series—ha! What What we’re we’re going going to do to willdo willbe farbe far the NARRATOR,the NARRATOR, who who has hasRE-ENTERED RE-ENTERED FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT RIGHT and and 25 25 betterbetter than than just justcoming coming up with up with a new a new series. series. It will It bewill revolutionary! be revolutionary! weepsweeps into intohis handkerchief.)his handkerchief.) It willIt willchange change the thevery very face face of comic of comic book book art! art! NARRATORNARRATOR: This: This is too is toosad. sad. I can’t I can’t stand stand it. I it.think I think I’m I’mgoing going to to ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 It :will? It will? 30 30 havehave to help to help this thisstory story along. along. (Moves (Moves to STANLEY, to STANLEY, who who is sitting is sitting ARTIST#5ARTIST#5: What: What could could be sobe revolutionary so revolutionary about about comic comic book book art? art? CENTERCENTER STAGE.) STAGE.) The The eraser, eraser, Stanley. Stanley. ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 Yeah,: Yeah, no matterno matter what what we wetry, try,I’m I’msure sure it’s beenit’s been done done STANLEYSTANLEY: What?: What? 30 30 before.before. NARRATORNARRATOR: Have: Have you youlooked looked in the in thebox boxthat that the thepens pens came came in? in? WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: That’s: That’s where where you’re you’re wrong. wrong. This This has hasnever never been been STANLEYSTANLEY: The: The pens? pens? donedone before, before, and and it will it willmake make us aus fortune. a fortune. What What would would you yousay say 35 NARRATOR35 NARRATOR: (Sighs: (Sighs in frustration,in frustration, goes goes to theto thebox, box, takes takes out outan an if I toldif I toldyou youthat that I have I have found found a way a way to make to make whatever whatever we drawwe draw enormousenormous eraser eraser and and brings brings it back it back to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) Here, Here, Stanley. Stanley. comecome alive?! alive?! That That the thecharacters characters in our in ourbooks books could could become become real real STANLEYSTANLEY: What’s: What’s this? this? 35 35 walking,walking, talking talking villains villains and and superheroes?! superheroes?! NARRATORNARRATOR: (Exasperated.): (Exasperated.) You’re You’re kind kind of slow of slow for afor superhero, a superhero, you you ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 What?!: What?! knowknow that, that, Stanley? Stanley? It’s theIt’s theeraser eraser from from Pelopponesia. Pelopponesia. ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 That’s: That’s impossible! impossible! 40 STANLEY40 STANLEY: Eraser?: Eraser? WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Oh,: Oh,no, no,it’s notit’s notimpossible impossible at all. at Itall. can It canbe donebe done very very simplysimply by using by using the thepens pens that that are arein this in thisbox boxright right here. here. Whatever Whatever

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1 FABULOUS1 FABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! 1 1 claws,claws, making making them them burrowers burrowers of the of thehighest highest order.” order.” That’s That’s your your CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, specialspecial superpower. superpower. You You can canburrow burrow through through anything! anything! There There isn’t isn’t StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… a walla wall or a or barrier a barrier in the in theworld world you youcan’t can’t burrow burrow through. through. You You can can STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The charismatic… charismatic… go anywhere.go anywhere. That’s That’s one one of the of thereasons reasons I chose I chose Wombat Wombat Woman Woman 5 5 to beto onebe one of myof mycharacters. characters. I wanted I wanted to  tond  and power a power that that no no 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… otherother hero hero has hasever ever had. had. Have Have you youever ever heard heard of aof burrowing a burrowing : (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN superhero?superhero? BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Absolutely: Absolutely not! not! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: It’s: totallyIt’s totally unique. unique. Weird, Weird, but butunique. unique. We’re…We’re… 10 STAR10 STAR GUY GUY: I’m: sureI’m sure it’s ait’s power a power that that could could come come in handy in handy someday. someday. 10 10 : (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! STARSTAR GUY GUY Maybe.Maybe. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Well…: Well… all right.all right. But Butif I’m if I’mgoing going to be to Wombatbe Wombat BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! Woman,Woman, I want I want to have to have a nicer a nicer out  outt. I needt. I need a cape, a cape, a hat a hatand and WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! maybemaybe a glittery a glittery mask. mask. FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: Right: Right away! away! (Draws (Draws on his on pad,his pad, and and a cape, a cape, hat andhat and mask mask 15 15 TheThe charismatic, charismatic, speedy, speedy, burrowing, burrowing,  oral,  oral, Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! comecome  ying  ying ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the thewings.) wings.) How’s How’s that? that? STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) With With artwork artwork by Stanleyby Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz! Sappovitz! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (As: (AsBLOSSOM BLOSSOM helps helps her herput puton theon thecape, cape, hat hat (MUSIC(MUSIC OUT. OUT. Speaks.) Speaks.) Now, Now, guys, guys, what what you youneed need is a isvillain a villain to to andand mask.) mask.) I don’t I don’t know. know. (Turns.) (Turns.) Does Does this thiscape cape make make me melook look  ght. ght. fat?fat? STARSTAR GUY GUY: A :villain? A villain? 20 BLOSSOM20 BLOSSOM: Honey,: Honey, the thecape cape is adorable is adorable on you!on you! 20 TRIPLE20 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Of: course,Of course, every every self-respecting self-respecting superhero superhero needs needs an an STARSTAR GUY GUY: And: And the themask mask is de is nitelyde nitely an improvement!an improvement! (BLOSSOM (BLOSSOM evil evilvillain villain to  ght.to  ght. whackswhacks him.) him.) What What did Idid say? I say? STANLEYSTANLEY: I can: I candraw draw him himright right now! now! Just Just give give me someme some ideas ideas of what of what STANLEYSTANLEY: I can’t: I can’t believe believe my dreammy dream of becoming of becoming a comic a comic book book artist artist kindkind of villain of villain you’d you’d like. like. is comingis coming true true this thisway. way. I mean, I mean, I have I have actually actually created created living, living, BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: He: shouldHe should be totallybe totally disrespectful disrespectful of the of theenvironment. environment. 25 25 breathingbreathing superheroes! superheroes! 25 WOMBAT25 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: And: And living living behind behind a great a great stone stone wall wall that that I’ll have I’ll have STARSTAR GUY GUY: Yeah,: Yeah, good good job, job,Stanley. Stanley. (Nudges (Nudges him himwith with his elbow.)his elbow.) to burrowto burrow through. through. EspeciallyEspecially with, with, ahem, ahem, you-know-who. you-know-who. VIOLA’SVIOLA’S VOICE VOICE: (From: (From OFF OFF RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Now: Now that that we’re we’re all together, all together, I think I think we needwe need a name. a name. VIOLAVIOLA: (Runs: (Runs ON ONRIGHT.) RIGHT.) Oh, Oh,Stanley, Stanley, I’m soI’m glad so glad you’re you’re here. here. I’ve I’ve BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Absolutely.: Absolutely. Every Every group group of superheroes of superheroes has hasa name. a name. beenbeen trying trying to contact to contact Mr. Wunderman,Mr. Wunderman, but hebut won’t he won’t answer answer any anyof of 30 WOMBAT30 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Why: Why don’t don’t we allwe think all think of a of bunch a bunch of names, of names, put put 30 30 his calls.his calls. Something Something terrible terrible has hasbeen been happening happening in the in thecity! city! themthem in my in pocketmy pocket here here and and pull pullone one out! out! ALLALL: Something: Something terrible terrible has hasbeen been happening happening in the in thecity! city! (SOUND (SOUND STARSTAR GUY GUY: No: needNo need to do to that.do that. I’ve I’vealready already given given it a lotit a of lot thought, of thought, EFFECT:EFFECT: MELODRAMATIC MELODRAMATIC TREMOLO. TREMOLO. ALL ALL strike strike heroic heroic poses poses andand I have I have the theperfect perfect name name for us—for us— (Dramatic, (Dramatic, makes makes quotation quotation andand look look at each at each other. other. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) marksmarks in the in theair withair with his his ngers.)  ngers.) “Star “Star Guy Guy and and His HisFriends”! Friends”! EndEnd of Scene of Scene Four Four 35 TRIPLE35 TRIPLE TIME/BLOSSOM TIME/BLOSSOM: (Disgusted.): (Disgusted.) Star Star Guy Guy and and his “friends”?his “friends”? WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Should: Should I burrow I burrow into intohis skullhis skull and and squoosh squoosh that that SceneScene Five Five arrogantarrogant brain brain of his?! of his?! SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. The The STARSTAR GUY GUY: What?: What? What’s What’s wrong wrong with with that that name? name? 35 chairs,35 chairs, the wastebasketthe wastebasket and and the drawingthe drawing of SHOCK of SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK have have been been removed.removed. One One tall andtall and one one short short rehearsal rehearsal block block have have been been stacked stacked TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Angry.): (Angry.) What’s What’s wrong wrong with with that that name? name? I’ll tellI’ll tellyou you RIGHTRIGHT to form to form a counter, a counter, and and another another counter counter has hasbeen been arranged arranged in in 40 40 what’swhat’s wrong! wrong!

22 22 19 19 22 19 For preview only 1 VIOLA1 VIOLA: Yes,: Yes, sir. sir.(Goes (Goes over over to herto herdesk desk at RIGHTat RIGHT and and returns returns with with 1 NARRATOR1 NARRATOR: (Loses: (Loses his histemper.) temper.) Would Would you you stop stop repeating repeating every every somesome papers.) papers.) Here Here they they are, are, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. They’re They’re not nottoo too wordword I say?! I say?! Take Take this this eraser, eraser, be thebe thesuperhero superhero you’re you’re meant meant to to goodgood this this month. month. Comic Comic book book sales sales are aredown down a little. a little. be, be,and and get getrid ofrid Shockof Shock Clock! Clock! (Starts (Starts to EXIT,to EXIT, then then stops stops and and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at theat thebudget budget papers.) papers.) A little? A little? You You call callthis this talkstalks to the to theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) I’ve I’ve done done what what I’ve I’ve done. done. It’s allIt’s I all can I can do! do! 5 5 a little?a little? Bah! Bah! (Tosses (Tosses papers papers down.) down.) With With all ofall myof myoverhead, overhead, 5 5 (EXITS(EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) salaries,salaries, taxes taxes and and all, all,I’ll be I’ll inbe the in thepoorhouse poorhouse by summer!by summer! VIOLAVIOLA: He: Hecalled called you you a superhero, a superhero, Stanley. Stanley. STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with the thebox.) box.) Here’s Here’s your your package, package, Mr. Mr. STANLEYSTANLEY: Me?: Me? A superhero? A superhero? Wunderman.Wunderman. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Maybe: Maybe you you were were always always meant meant to be to thebe theleader leader WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at theat thebox.) box.) Ah, Ah,yes, yes, this this is it—just is it—just in time,in time, of theof theFabulous Fabulous Four! Four! Wait Wait a minute! a minute! That That would would make make us theus the 10 10 too!too! Put Putit on it myon mydesk, desk, Sippovatz. Sippovatz. (STANLEY (STANLEY crosses crosses LEFT LEFT to to 10 10 FabulousFabulous Five. Five. Five Five doesn’t doesn’t rhyme rhyme with with the thewords words in our in oursong. song. We We WUNDERMAN’SWUNDERMAN’S desk desk with with the thebox.) box.) Viola, Viola, get getall myall myartists artists in in havehave to get to getrid ofrid somebody—Star of somebody—Star Guy! Guy! here.here. I have I have something something important important to discuss to discuss with with them. them. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Thinks.): (Thinks.) But ButI always I always wanted wanted to drawto draw superheroes, superheroes, not not VIOLAVIOLA: Of: course,Of course, sir. sir.(EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) be one…be one… WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Sippovatz!: Sippovatz! VIOLAVIOLA: Maybe: Maybe you you wanted wanted to drawto draw them them because because you you were were afraid afraid 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: Actually: Actually it’s Sappovitz,it’s Sappovitz, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo 15 15 youyou couldn’t couldn’t be one.be one. Sappovitz.Sappovitz. My Mymother— mother— STANLEYSTANLEY: (Lets: (Lets it sink it sink in.) in.)A superhero… A superhero… Is that Is that what what I really I really wanted wanted WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I’m: I’msure sure your your mother’s mother’s a queen a queen of a of lady, a lady, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, to be?to be? but butI don’t I don’t have have time time for forher herright right now. now. I need I need you you to getto getout outof of WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: It’snot nota bad a bad gig, gig, believe believe me. me. here.here. Go Goclean clean something something downstairs downstairs for afor few a few hours. hours. Maybe Maybe dust dust STANLEYSTANLEY: (Still: (Still getting getting used used to the to theidea.) idea.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 20 20 all ourall ourold oldissues issues in the in theback back storeroom. storeroom. 20 20 Superhero?Superhero? (Tries (Tries it again.)it again.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, STANLEYSTANLEY: Dust: Dust them, them, sir? sir? Superhero.Superhero. (Stands (Stands up withup with spirit.) spirit.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, dust dust them. them. Don’t Don’t come come back back here here until until maybe maybe Superhero!Superhero! eighteight o’clock. o’clock. We’ll We’ll be be nished  nished by then,by then, and and you you can can clean clean up up WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You go, go,guy! guy! here.here. STANLEYSTANLEY: I :can I can do it!do I it!suddenly I suddenly feel feel it deep it deep inside inside me! me! I can I can be abe a 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: :All Allright, right, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Whatever Whatever you you say, say, Mr. Mr. 25 25 superhero!superhero! Wunderman.Wunderman. (Starts (Starts to EXIT,to EXIT, then then STOPS STOPS and and takes takes out outhis his VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! drawing.) Maybe, do you think, if you had some time, you could drawing.) Maybe, do you think, if you had some time, you could STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: I’mgoing going to  tond  ndShock Shock Clock, Clock, Viola, Viola, and and I’m I’mgoing going to to looklook at my at mydrawing? drawing? defeatdefeat him him if it’s if theit’s thelast last thing thing I do! I do! : Sure, sure. (Takes the drawing.) Now, get out of WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Sure, sure. (Takes the drawing.) Now, get out of VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! 30 30 here!here! 30 STANLEY30 STANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at the at theeraser eraser in his in hishand.) hand.) This This eraser eraser must must be thebe the STANLEYSTANLEY: :(Excited.) (Excited.) Okay, Okay, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! Thank Thank you, you, Mr. Mr. key.key. He Hemust must have have been been drawn drawn by oneby one of those of those magic magic pens, pens, too, too, Wunderman!Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) so toso beat to beat him him I have I have to erase to erase him! him! : (Walks over to his desk, absently crushes the drawing WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Walks over to his desk, absently crushes the drawing VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! intointo a ball a ball and and throws throws it into it into the thetrash trash can. can. Then Then lovingly lovingly picks picks up up WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Before: Before you you do doany any erasing, erasing, you you need need a nice a nice 35 35 his hisnew new package.) package.) Yes, Yes, sirree, sirree, this this little little box box could could be thebe thesalvation salvation 35 35 superherosuperhero out out t! Here, t! Here, take take my mycape! cape! of myof mycompany! company! VIOLAVIOLA: And: And wear wear my mybelt! belt! (Takes (Takes off heroff herwide wide belt.) belt.) VIOLAVIOLA: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT, RIGHT, followed followed by theby theARTISTS, ARTISTS, some some of whom of whom sit onsit theon thebench bench at CENTER.) at CENTER.) Everyone’s Everyone’s here, here, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You might might as wellas well take take my mymask, mask, too. too. I’ll stillI’ll still havehave my myhat. hat. (After (After STANLEY STANLEY is out is out tted, tted, he jumpshe jumps on theon theblock block ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 Hi,: D.Hi, C.!D. C.! he washe was sitting sitting on.) on.) 40 ARTIST40 ARTIST #2: #2 What’s: What’s up? up?

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: I’m: I’mdrawing drawing a character a character I’ve I’ve been been thinking thinking about about for fora a 1 the1 thesame same way way LEFT. LEFT. There There is a is crate a crate CENTER. CENTER. As eachAs each segment segment of of longlong time. time. I even I even did didsome some research research on onher herspecies-speci species-speci c  c thisthis scene scene is played is played out, out, the theLIGHTS LIGHTS COME COME UP UPon aon different a different area area of of properties.properties. the thestage stage and and the theactors actors come come to life. to life. When When their their segment segment is over, is over, the the STARSTAR GUY GUY: Species-speci: Species-speci c properties? c properties? LIGHTSLIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT and and they they stand stand silently, silently, frozen frozen in the in thedarkness. darkness. 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: What’s: What’s this this guy guy talking talking about? about? 5 NARRATOR5 NARRATOR: Yes,: Yes, something something terrible terrible was was happening happening in the in thecity. city. And And it was only going to get worse as the days went by. Dr. Shock STANLEYSTANLEY: Just: Just a second. a second. I’m I’malmost almost done. done. (Stands (Stands with with his hispad.) pad.) it was only going to get worse as the days went by. Dr. Shock FellowFellow Superheroes, Superheroes, meet meet the the nal  nalmember member of yourof your band— band— ClockClock was was on theon theloose, loose, making making his hismark mark as theas theundisputed undisputed King King (Makes(Makes one one  nal  nalstroke stroke with with his pen.)his pen.) Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! (WOMBAT (WOMBAT of Crime.of Crime. He Hewould would use use his hispower power over over time time to freeze to freeze the themoment moment WOMANWOMAN pops pops up fromup from behind behind a block.) a block.) andand steal steal whatever whatever took took his fancy.his fancy. He robbedHe robbed banks— banks— (The (The SPOT SPOT 10 10 DIMSDIMS as LIGHTSas LIGHTS COME COME UP UPFULL FULL STAGE, STAGE, where where CUSTOMERS CUSTOMERS 10 10 : Wombat: Wombat Woman? Woman? STARSTAR GUY/TRIPLE GUY/TRIPLE TIME TIME are arewaiting waiting in line in line at a at bank.) a bank.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: That’s: That’s what what I say! I say! (Aggressive, (Aggressive, to STANLEY.)to STANLEY.) BANKBANK TELLER TELLER: (Behind: (Behind counter.) counter.) Next! Next! What’sWhat’s this this with with the theWombat Wombat Woman? Woman? You You could could have have drawn drawn me me CUSTOMERCUSTOMER: I need: I need to withdraw to withdraw $76 $76 from from my myaccount. account. as asanything—Wonder anything—Wonder Woman, Woman, Elektra—something Elektra—something beautiful, beautiful, SHOCK CLOCK: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with the theMINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) Ah, Ah,look look at at somethingsomething exciting! exciting! SHOCK CLOCK 15 15 thesethese little little people people waiting waiting in line in line to collectto collect their their paltry paltry amount amount of of 15 15 : (Intimidated.) I… I’ve always liked the characters based STANLEYSTANLEY: (Intimidated.) I… I’ve always liked the characters based dollardollar bills! bills! I don’t I don’t wait wait in line. in line. And And I don’t I don’t collect collect a paltry a paltry amount! amount! on animals.on animals. You You know, know, like likeWolverine Wolverine or Cat or Cat Woman. Woman. (Snaps(Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, and and ALL ALL FREEZE FREEZE except except SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK and and WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Cat: Cat Woman Woman is oneis one thing. thing. She’s She’s sleek! sleek! She’s She’s MINUTOS,MINUTOS, of course.) of course.) Minutos, Minutos,  ll my  ll mybag bag with with some some greenbacks, greenbacks, sexy!sexy! But Buta wombat?! a wombat?! please!please! STARSTAR GUY GUY: What’s: What’s a wombat? a wombat? 20 MINUTOS20 MINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Scion Scion of the of theSecond! Second! (They (They take take a large a large canvas canvas sack sack 20 WOMBAT20 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: It’sa furry, a furry, fat groundhog,fat groundhog, that’s that’s what what it is! it is! overover to the to thefrozen frozen TELLER, TELLER, empty empty his hisdrawers drawers of money of money into into the the BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Oh,: Oh, sweetie, sweetie, don’t don’t worry. worry. I’ve I’ve heard heard the theAtkins Atkins diet diet does does bagbag and and return return to SHOCK to SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) wonders,wonders, and and there’s there’s always always electrolysis electrolysis for thefor thehair. hair. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Thank: Thank you. you. Now Now— (Snaps— (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and ALL ALL STANLEYSTANLEY: A: wombat’s A wombat’s not nota groundhog! a groundhog! Just Just a second, a second, I still I stillhave have UNFREEZE.)UNFREEZE.) Regards Regards from from Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Toodle-oo! Toodle-oo! (EXITS (EXITS my mynotes notes on onwombats. wombats. (Searches (Searches through through his hispockets, pockets, takes takes 25 25 RIGHTRIGHT laughing laughing with with MINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) 25 25 out outa piece a piece of paperof paper and and begins begins to read.)to read.) “Wombat, “Wombat, Vombatus Vombatus CUSTOMERCUSTOMER: What: What just just happened? happened? Ursinus”—Ursinus”— That’s That’s the theLatin Latin name. name. I almost I almost called called you you Vombatus, Vombatus, BANKBANK TELLER TELLER: My: Mycash cash drawer drawer is empty! is empty! We’ve We’ve been been robbed! robbed! (ALL (ALL but butI liked I liked the thealliterative alliterative sound sound of Wombat of Wombat Woman. Woman. looklook around around and and talk talk excitedly excitedly as theas theLIGHTS LIGHTS DIM DIM and and the theSPOT SPOT WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Moves: (Moves towards towards STANLEY.) STANLEY.) I’m goingI’m going to alliterate to alliterate COMESCOMES BACK BACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) youyou in a in minute! a minute! (TRIPLE (TRIPLE TIME TIME and and STAR STAR GUY GUY restrain restrain her.) her.) 30 NARRATOR30 NARRATOR: He: Heinvaded invaded the theheadquarters headquarters of gold of gold and and silver silver dealers dealers 30 TRIPLE30 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Don’t: Don’t damage damage the theartist, artist, lady. lady. We Wemay may need need him him to to throughoutthroughout the thecity. city. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon aon gold a gold warehouse warehouse CENTER, CENTER, drawdraw us outus outof a of jam! a jam! wherewhere the theMANAGER MANAGER is givingis giving orders orders to twoto two EMPLOYEES. EMPLOYEES. A A STANLEYSTANLEY: Wombats: Wombats are areactually actually very very cute. cute. They’re They’re related related to theto the cratecrate sits sitson theon the oor  oorin front in front of them.) of them.) koalakoala bear, bear, and and everyone everyone knows knows they’re they’re the thecutest cutest things things around! around! MANAGERMANAGER: Get: Get this this crate crate of gold of gold down down to the to thesafe safe right right away. away. 35 EMPLOYEE35 EMPLOYEE #1: #1 Yes,: Yes, sir! sir! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Suspicious.): (Suspicious.) Really? Really? EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #2: #2 (As: (Asthe thetwo two get getready ready to lift to the lift thecrate.) crate.) Be careful.Be careful. It’s It’s 35 STANLEY35 : And: And they’re they’re marsupials—you marsupials—you know, know, like likethe thekangaroo. kangaroo. STANLEY reallyreally heavy. heavy. Ready— Ready— You’veYou’ve got gota pocket a pocket that that you you can can keep keep all sortsall sorts of superhero of superhero stuff stuff BOTHBOTH: One…: One… two… two… (As (Asthey they lift it, lift SHOCK it, SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT in! I’llin! even I’ll even draw draw you you some some things things to put to putin it. in it. withwith MINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) WOMBAT WOMAN: (Beginning: (Beginning to be to mollibe molli ed.) ed.) You You will? will? WOMBAT WOMAN 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Freeze!: Freeze! (EMPLOYEES (EMPLOYEES and and MANAGER MANAGER FREEZE.) FREEZE.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Sure!: Sure! And And listen listen to this.to this. (Reads (Reads again.) again.) “Wombats “Wombats are are Minutos,Minutos, my mygold, gold, please! please! 40 40 exceedinglyexceedingly strong. strong. They They have have thick thick muscular muscular legs legs and and strong strong

18 18 23 23 18 23 RIGHTS MUST BE PURCHASED BEFORE REPRODUCING THIS SCRIPT For preview only 1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: Dr.: Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your time time is runningis running out. out. You You are are 1 WUNDERMAN1 WUNDERMAN: :(ENTERS (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Sippovatz! Sippovatz! (MUSIC (MUSIC STOPS STOPS aboutabout to meet—to meet— (SOUND (SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE.) FANFARE.) —Eraser —Eraser Man! Man! IMMEDIATELYIMMEDIATELY and and the theDREAM DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES drift drift OFF.) OFF.) (BLACKOUT.)(BLACKOUT.) WhatWhat are areyou you doing?! doing?! I told I told you you to sweep to sweep all theall the oors  oors and and empty empty EndEnd of Scene of Scene Eight Eight the thetrash trash cans. cans. 5 STANLEY5 STANLEY: (Jerked: (Jerked out outof hisof hisreverie.) reverie.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! Right Right SceneScene Nine Nine away,away, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! (Gets (Gets his hisbroom broom and and begins begins to sweep.)to sweep.) SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. A few A few By Bythe theway, way, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, it’s it’sSappovitz. Sappovitz. Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo 5 NEWSBOY5 NEWSBOY and and EXTRAS EXTRAS as CROWDas CROWD MEMBERS MEMBERS are areseated seated in thein the Sappovitz.Sappovitz. My Mymother mother named named me meLeonardo Leonardo after— after— AUDIENCEAUDIENCE for laterfor later in the in thescene. scene. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. (Hollers (Hollers OFF OFF RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Viola! Viola! NARRATORNARRATOR: It: took It took him him a while a while to getto getthe theidea, idea, but butStanley Stanley  nally  nally 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT, RIGHT, dressed dressed in a in miniskirt a miniskirt with with a wide a wide belt.) belt.) I’ve I’ve realizedrealized what what his histrue true destiny destiny had had to be. to be.His Hisproblems problems weren’t weren’t over, over, givengiven everyone everyone their their assignments assignments for forthe theweek, week, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. of course.of course. He Hestill stillhad had to deal to deal with with Shock Shock Clock Clock and and he foundhe found the the (Hands(Hands him him a folder.) a folder.) And And your your wife wife called called and and said said don’t don’t forget forget to to 10 10 perfectperfect place place for theirfor their meeting. meeting. With With true true comic comic book book  air,  air,Stanley Stanley pickpick up herup herdress dress at the at thecleaners cleaners on youron your way way home home from from work. work. chosechose the theroof roof of the of theTimes Times Building Building for thefor the nal  naldeadly deadly encounter. encounter. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Leafs: (Leafs through through the thepapers papers in the in thefolder folder as heas crosseshe crosses (SPOT(SPOT OUT OUT on onthe theNARRATOR NARRATOR and and UP UPon ona NEWSBOY a NEWSBOY down down 15 15 LEFTLEFT to his to hisdesk.) desk.) What What does does she she think think I am, I am, a deliveryman? a deliveryman? in thein theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Timid.: (Timid. Approaches Approaches WUNDERMAN.) WUNDERMAN.) Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, I I NEWSBOYNEWSBOY: Extra!: Extra! Extra! Extra! Read Read all aboutall about it! Mysteriousit! Mysterious superhero superhero waswas wondering wondering if you if you have have given given any any thought thought to my to myrequest request about about 15 15 challengeschallenges Shock Shock Clock Clock to ato duel!a duel! Midnight Midnight on onthe thetop topof theof the beingbeing allowed allowed to tryto trysome some drawing. drawing. (Takes (Takes a papera paper out outof hisof his TimesTimes Building! Building! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Read Read all aboutall about it! (SPOT it! (SPOT OUT OUT on theon the pocket.)pocket.) I have I have something something I’ve I’ve done done right right here here to— to— NEWSBOY,NEWSBOY, and and LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPon onthe theroof roof of theof theTimes Times Building, Building, 20 20WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Not: Not now, now, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, I’ve I’ve got gotwork work to do! to do! whichwhich is composedis composed of aof series a series of rehearsalof rehearsal blocks blocks arranged arranged in in STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, of course,of course, sir. sir.Sorry, Sorry, sir. sir.(Puts (Puts the thedrawing drawing back back into into a rowa row across across the theSTAGE. STAGE. STANLEY, STANLEY, VIOLA VIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT his hispocket pocket and and gets gets back back to sweeping, to sweeping, only only to stop to stop for afor moment a moment to to 20 20 WOMANWOMAN ENTER ENTER RIGHT, RIGHT, climbing climbing onto onto smaller smaller blocks blocks off offto theto the speakspeak again again very very timidly.) timidly.) And, And, pardon pardon me, me, sir, sir,but butit’s it’sSappovitz, Sappovitz, side.side. STANLEY STANLEY is carrying is carrying his hiseraser eraser and and a large a large shield.) shield.) StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. VIOLAVIOLA: Stanley,: Stanley, this this is making is making me mevery very nervous. nervous. 25 25WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Pays: (Pays no attentionno attention to him.) to him.) Right, Right, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, right. right. STANLEYSTANLEY: It’s: It’sall right,all right, Viola. Viola. I know I know what what I’m I’mdoing… doing… I think. I think. VIOLAVIOLA: Mr.: Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. I almost I almost forgot. forgot. There’s There’s a big a bigbox box in thein the WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Looks: (Looks around.) around.) This This is the is theperfect perfect place place to doto do mailroommailroom addressed addressed to you.to you. I would I would have have brought brought it up,it up,but butI I 25 25 battlebattle with with that that creep creep Shock Shock Clock. Clock. alreadyalready broke broke a nail a nail this this morning, morning, and and I just— I just— STANLEYSTANLEY: I :know. I know. Superheroes Superheroes often often wage wage their their wars wars up onup topon topof of WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: A :big A bigbox, box, you you say. say. That’s That’s probably probably the theshipment shipment I’ve I’ve buildings,buildings, hanging hanging from from  agpoles,  agpoles, window window ledges, ledges, radio radio towers… towers… 30 30 beenbeen waiting waiting for! for!Sippovatz! Sippovatz! It justIt just seems seems like like the theright right thing thing to do. to do. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Excited.): (Excited.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! (Starts (Starts to taketo take out outhis his VIOLAVIOLA: But: But how how do wedo weknow know he’ll he’ll come? come? drawing.)drawing.) Did Did you you want want to see to see my mydrawing? drawing? I was— I was— 30 30WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: He’ll: He’ll come. come. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Go: Godown down to theto themailroom mailroom and and bring bring up upthe thebox box STANLEYSTANLEY: No: Noself-respecting self-respecting super-villain super-villain could could resist resist the thechallenge challenge addressedaddressed to me. to me. I putI putin the in thepaper. paper. I hope I hope this this shield shield I drew I drew really really works works to de to deect ect 35 35STANLEYSTANLEY: (Disappointed,: (Disappointed, puts puts the thedrawing drawing away.) away.) Oh, Oh, the themailroom. mailroom. ShockShock Clock’s Clock’s power power to stop to stop time. time. Sure,Sure, right right away, away, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It: should.It should. You You drew drew it withit with your your pen pen from from VIOLAVIOLA: (Watches: (Watches him him go.) go.) Stanley Stanley is suchis such a harda hard worker, worker, Mr. Mr. 35 35 Pelopponesia.Pelopponesia. Wunderman.Wunderman. Maybe Maybe you you should should look look at his at hisdrawings drawings some some time. time. I I STANLEYSTANLEY: I know,: I know, but butlook look at the at theluck luck I had I had with with Star Star Guy. Guy. bet bethe’s he’s a very a very good good artist. artist. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Star: Star Guy! Guy! He Heis dead is dead meat meat next next time time I see I see him! him! 40 40WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. Everyone’s Everyone’s an artist.an artist. Get Get me methose those budgetbudget  gures  gures you you were were working working on yesterday,on yesterday, Viola. Viola.

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Maestro Maestro of the of theMoment! Moment! (They (They take take the thecrate crate and and run run 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: Stanley…: Stanley… OFFOFF LEFT LEFT with with it.) it.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Right.: Right. Draw. Draw. (Sits (Sits on theon theblock block again again and and begins begins drawing drawing SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: And: And a happya happy day day to youto you all allfrom— from— (Snaps (Snaps his his furiously.furiously. Soon Soon TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME TIME pops pops up behindup behind him.) him.)  ngers. ngers. EMPLOYEES EMPLOYEES and and MANAGER MANAGER UNFREEZE.) UNFREEZE.) —Dr. —Dr. Shock Shock TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (APPEARS: (APPEARS from from behind behind a block.) a block.) I’m I’mTriple Triple Time! Time! 5 5 Clock!Clock! (EXITS (EXITS LEFT.) LEFT.) 5 STANLEY5 STANLEY: It :worked It worked again! again! EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #1: #1 The: The crate crate of gold! of gold! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Of: Ofcourse course it did.it did. If youIf you draw draw them, them, they they will willcome. come. EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #2: #2 It’s: It’sgone! gone! Welcome,Welcome, Triple Triple Time. Time. What’s What’s your your gig? gig? MANAGERMANAGER: What: What do youdo you mean?! mean?! It can’t It can’t be gone!be gone! : My: Mygig, gig, mister, mister, is speed! is speed! I’m I’mthe thefastest fastest man man alive! alive! I’m I’m EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #1: #1 It :is! It is! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME fasterfaster than than the thespeed speed of light!of light! I’m I’mfaster faster than than a shooting a shooting star! star! I’m I’m 10 EMPLOYEE10 EMPLOYEE #2 : #2 It: justIt just disappeared! disappeared! (The (The LIGHTS LIGHTS DIM, DIM, and and the the 10 10 fasterfaster than than a… a… than than a… a… SPOTSPOT COMES COMES BACK BACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) NARRATORNARRATOR: He: Hecleaned cleaned out outevery every jewelry jewelry store store in town.in town. (SPOT (SPOT STANLEYSTANLEY: A :speeding A speeding bullet? bullet? DIMS,DIMS, LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPLEFT, LEFT, where where a SALESCLERKa SALESCLERK stands stands TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Of: course!Of course! Who Who wouldn’t wouldn’t be befaster faster than than a speeding a speeding behindbehind the thecounter counter showing showing jewelry jewelry to ato well-dressed a well-dressed JEWELRY JEWELRY bullet?bullet? Watch Watch this. this. (Turns (Turns his hishead head quickly quickly right, right, then then left.) left.) See See 15 15 CUSTOMERCUSTOMER and and her herfriend friend GLADYS.) GLADYS.) that?that? SALESCLERKSALESCLERK: This: This necklace necklace has has  ve  seven-caratve seven-carat diamonds. diamonds. 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: (Also: (Also looks looks left leftand and right.) right.) What? What? JEWELRYJEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER: (Tries: (Tries on onthe thenecklace.) necklace.) Hmm. Hmm. Very Very nice. nice. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: I: was I was there, there, and and now now I’m I’mhere. here. I was I was so sofast fast you you WhatWhat do youdo you think, think, Gladys? Gladys? couldn’tcouldn’t even even see see me memove, move, could could you? you? GLADYSGLADYS: (Catty.): (Catty.) I think I think it makes it makes your your neck neck look look fat. fat. STANLEYSTANLEY: No.: No. Wow! Wow! 20 20SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (ENTERS: (ENTERS LEFT LEFT with with his hisMINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) Look Look at allat all STARSTAR GUY GUY: Welcome: Welcome to my to mygang, gang, Triple Triple Time. Time. Stan, Stan, get getback back to the to the thesethese shiny shiny baubles! baubles! I love I love shiny shiny baubles! baubles! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers 20 20 drawingdrawing board. board. (STANLEY (STANLEY begins begins drawing drawing again.) again.) andand the theSALESCLERK, SALESCLERK, JEWELRY JEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER and and GLADYS GLADYS TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Your: Your gang? gang? Who Who appointed appointed you you leader? leader? FREEZE.)FREEZE.) My Myjewelry, jewelry, Minutos. Minutos. STANLEYSTANLEY: Hey,: Hey, guys, guys, here’s here’s Blossom! Blossom! MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Foreman Foreman of the of theFortnight. Fortnight. (Gather (Gather up theup thejewelry jewelry and and BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Pops: (Pops up fromup from behind behind a block, a block, clad clad in a in unitard a unitard decorated decorated 25 25 run runOFF OFF LEFT LEFT with with it.) it.) withwith leaves leaves and and  owers.  owers. Saunters Saunters over over to STAR to STAR GUY GUY and and TRIPLE TRIPLE SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Shock: Shock Clock Clock has has struck struck again! again! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers to to 25 25 TIME.)TIME.) Hello, Hello, there. there. Want Want a whiff a whiff of my of mymagical magical  owers?  owers? (Passes (Passes UNFREEZEUNFREEZE the theTHREE, THREE, then then EXITS EXITS LEFT, LEFT, laughing.) laughing.) somesome  owers  owers under under their their noses.) noses.) SALESCLERKSALESCLERK: Help!: Help! Police! Police! (LIGHTS (LIGHTS DIM DIM and and SPOT SPOT COMES COMES BACKBACK UP UPon onthe theNARRATOR NARRATOR as SHOCKas SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK RE-ENTERS RE-ENTERS STARSTAR GUY GUY: Ooh.: Ooh. That’s That’s nice! nice! 30 30 LEFTLEFT and and begins begins to cross to cross RIGHT.) RIGHT.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Very: Very fragrant. fragrant. (They (They both both collapse.) collapse.) NARRATORNARRATOR: There: There was was no nolimit limit to Shockto Shock Clock’s Clock’s greed. greed. He Heeven even STANLEYSTANLEY: Blossom,: Blossom, uh, uh,Blossom! Blossom! They’re They’re on ouron ourside. side. robbedrobbed innocent innocent people people walking walking along along the thestreet. street. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UP 30 BLOSSOM30 BLOSSOM: Oops!: Oops! I guess I guess it’s it’stime time for formy myall natural,all natural, completely completely FORESTAGEFORESTAGE RIGHT, RIGHT, where where an anOLD OLD LADY LADY carrying carrying a pursea purse organicorganic home home remedy. remedy. (Flutters (Flutters a leaf a leaf over over them, them, and and they they jump jump ENTERSENTERS and and begins begins to cross to cross LEFT.) LEFT.) backback up toup resume to resume their their argument.) argument.) 35 35SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (As: (As they they meet, meet, he hesnaps snaps his his ngers  ngers and and she she TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Where: Where was was I? Oh,I? Oh, yeah— yeah— (Turns (Turns to STARto STAR GUY; GUY; FREEZES.)FREEZES.) I think, I think, madame, madame, I’ll relieveI’ll relieve you you of thatof that heavy heavy purse. purse. angry.)angry.) Who Who appointed appointed you you leader? leader? (Starts(Starts to head to head back back LEFT LEFT with with the thepurse, purse, then then turns turns and and snaps snaps his his 35 STAR35 STAR GUY GUY: I don’t: I don’t have have to be to appointed!be appointed! I’m I’ma natural a natural leader! leader! I’ve I’ve got got  ngers ngers to UNFREEZEto UNFREEZE the theOLD OLD LADY.) LADY.) You You might might tell telleveryone, everyone, charisma!charisma! (Strikes (Strikes a pose a pose and and smiles smiles conceitedly, conceitedly, as usual.)as usual.) deardear lady, lady, that that Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was here! here! (EXITS (EXITS LEFT LEFT in thein the TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Charisma,: Charisma, my myfoot! foot! I— I— 40 40 dark.dark. The The OLD OLD LADY LADY looks looks where where her herpurse purse had had been, been, then then BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Comes: (Comes between between them. them. Indicates Indicates STANLEY.) STANLEY.) Could Could screams.screams. LIGHTS LIGHTS OUT OUT and and then then the theSPOT SPOT COMES COMES BACK BACK UP UPon on youyou please please give give our oursweet sweet little little artist artist some some quiet? quiet? He Heneeds needs to to the theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) 40 40 concentrate!concentrate! (ALL (ALL look look at STANLEY.) at STANLEY.)

24 24 17 17 24 17 For preview only 1 1 A nuclearA nuclear Robo-lad… Robo-lad… 1 VIOLA1 VIOLA: It will: It work,will work, Stanley. Stanley. It’s aIt’s very a very good good drawing. drawing. And And with with that that and and They’reThey’re right right here here on myon mypad! pad! WombatWombat Woman’s Woman’s cape cape and and mask, mask, you you look look very… very… very very heroic. heroic. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He couldHe could draw draw an outlawan outlaw like likeevil evilDoctor Doctor Doom. Doom. STANLEYSTANLEY: Thank: Thank you, you, Viola. Viola. (The (The MINUTOS MINUTOS start start to ENTER to ENTER LEFT, LEFT, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) carryingcarrying their their full arrayfull array of timepieces. of timepieces. They They climb climb one one by one by one onto onto 5 5 I’d makeI’d make him him big bigand and vile vileand and mean, mean, and and put puthim him in a in room a room 5 5 the the“roof” “roof” of rehearsal of rehearsal blocks.) blocks.) Here Here they they come. come. Wombat Wombat Woman, Woman, WithWith my myheroes heroes who who I’ve I’vegiven given amazing amazing powers. powers. youyou and and Viola Viola stay stay here. here. If the If theworst worst happens, happens, burrow burrow into into that that wall wall there and hide. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Lightening Lightening would would  ash  ash and and thunder thunder would would crash. crash. there and hide. : Right. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) They’d They’d  ght  ghtin there in there for hours!for hours! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Right. I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. VIOLAVIOLA: Good: Good luck, luck, Stanley! Stanley! 10 10 That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is... is...That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: (Takes: (Takes VIOLA’S VIOLA’S hand. hand. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 6a: 6a: “Sappy “Sappy Violin Violin CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. Music.”)Music.”) If I Ifdon’t I don’t come come out outof this,of this, Viola, Viola, always always remember remember that that That’sThat’s where where his hearthis heart is… is… StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz tried tried his veryhis very best best to be to abe superhero. a superhero. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …That’s …That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! Juggernaut,Juggernaut, Cyclops, Cyclops, Storm, Storm, the theHuman Human Torch, Torch, Wolverine, Wolverine, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks back back as heas leaves.)he leaves.) Viola! Viola! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. Climbs Climbs 15 15 GreenGreen Goblin, Goblin, Dr. Octopus,Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, Sabretooth, the theBeast, Beast, the theThing! Thing! 15 15 ontoonto the theroof roof with with his hiseraser eraser and and shield.) shield.) Minutos! Minutos! I see I see you’ve you’ve CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist!an artist! arrived,arrived, but butwhere’s where’s your your master, master, Shock Shock Clock? Clock? Too Too steep steep a climb a climb for his fragile constitution? STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) for his fragile constitution? EndEnd of Scene of Scene One One SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Runs: (Runs IN LEFTIN LEFT and and jumps jumps on theon theroof roof behind behind the the MINUTOS.)MINUTOS.) My Myconstitution constitution runs runs like likeclockwork, clockwork, fool! fool! I doubt I doubt we’ll we’ll 20 20 be able to say the same about yours when I’m through with you! SceneScene Two Two be able to say the same about yours when I’m through with you! Minutos,Minutos, duck duck your your heads heads for afor moment, a moment, please. please. LIGHTSLIGHTS UP: UP: On OnWunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.STANLEY, STANLEY, no longerno longer wearing wearing : Yes, Sultan of the Century! (They crouch down.) a baseballa baseball cap, cap, is standing is standing FROZEN FROZEN behind behind a desk a desk at LEFT. at LEFT. A broom A broom MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes, Sultan of the Century! (They crouch down.) 20 is20 leaningis leaning against against the thedesk. desk. The The NARRATOR NARRATOR ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and and SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Tick: Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, stop stop the clock!the clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, lookslooks at the at thefrozen frozen STANLEY. STANLEY. but butSTANLEY STANLEY holds holds up hisup shieldhis shield and and de deects ects the thepower.) power.) NARRATORNARRATOR: (To: (ToAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) Stanley Stanley grew grew up, up,as allas boysall boys do, do,and and 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: Sorry,: Sorry, Shock Shock Clock, Clock, but butyour your power power has has run runout outof time! of time! he didhe didget geta job a jobin a in comic a comic book book company—Wonder company—Wonder Comics, Comics, run run SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: What!: What! It can’t It can’t be! be! by theby theillustrious illustrious D. C. D. Wunderman! C. Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) MINUTOSMINUTOS: Can’t: Can’t be, be,can’t can’t be, be,can’t can’t be! be! 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: (UNFREEZES.): (UNFREEZES.) This This is goingis going to beto thebe thebest best issue issue of of STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, yes, yes, it can. it can. Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your gears gears have have run run LionfaceLionface yet! yet! The The drawings drawings are arestupendous! stupendous! (Looks (Looks around around and and down,down, and and your your hour hour of powerof power is comingis coming to ato close! a close! (Turns (Turns to to walkswalks CENTER CENTER STAGE.) STAGE.) I can’t I can’t believe believe I’m actuallyI’m actually here, here, working working 30 30 VIOLAVIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Did Didyou you hear hear that that rhyme, rhyme, hour hour for D.for C.D. Wunderman,C. Wunderman, the thegreatest greatest comic comic book book man man of all of time!all time! I I andand power? power? cancan almost almost see see all theall thesuperheroes superheroes and and that that have have been been created created VIOLAVIOLA: It :was It was wonderful, wonderful, Stanley! Stanley! 30 30 here!here! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 1a: 1a: “Dream “Dream Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” Various Various SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Minutos!: Minutos! Attack Attack him! him! COMICCOMIC BOOK BOOK CHARACTERS CHARACTERS ENTER ENTER as STANLEYas STANLEY calls calls their their names.names. If there If there aren’t aren’t enough enough actors actors for allfor ten all tencharacters characters you you can can MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, oh Tycoon oh Tycoon of Temporality! of Temporality! Attack, Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, deletedelete some, some, or have or have the theactors actors EXIT EXIT and and quickly quickly RE-ENTER RE-ENTER after after 35 35 attack!attack! (The (The MINUTOS MINUTOS charge charge STANLEY. STANLEY. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 6b: 6b: “Battle “Battle changingchanging capes capes and and masks.) masks.) Meteor Meteor Man! Man! Swamp Swamp Creature! Creature! Cat Cat Music—Underscore.”Music—Underscore.” They They thrust thrust with with their their hourglasses hourglasses and and clocks. clocks. 35 35 Lady!Lady! Mr. Mr.Terri Terri c! Master c! Master Freeze! Freeze! The The Jester! Jester! The The Black Black Knight! Knight! He parriesHe parries and and gradually gradually erases erases the MINUTOSthe MINUTOS one one by one. by one. [NOTE: [NOTE: MaryMary Mist! Mist! King King Comet! Comet! Magniosa! Magniosa! (Joins (Joins them them in anin optionalan optional TheyThey are are“erased” “erased” by falling by falling behind behind the therehearsal rehearsal blocks.]) blocks.]) dreamdream dance. dance. Finally, Finally, D. C. D. WUNDERMAN C. WUNDERMAN ENTERS.) ENTERS.) STANLEYSTANLEY: As: IAs was I was saying, saying, Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your Minutos Minutos on earthon earth are are 40 40 fastfast disappearing. disappearing. I’m erasingI’m erasing them them all. It’sall. justIt’s justyou you and and me menow— now— Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock against against Eraser Eraser Man! Man!

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1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: (Looks: (Looks himself himself over.) over.) Well, Well, you’re you’re right right there. there. I do I lookdo look 1 NARRATOR1 NARRATOR: There: There was was nothing nothing anyone anyone could could do againstdo against Dr. Dr.Shock Shock prettypretty good, good, don’t don’t I? (Flexes I? (Flexes his muscles.)his muscles.) I work I work out, out, you you know. know. Clock.Clock. Even Even the policethe police were were powerless powerless against against him. him. As soon As soon as they as they STANLEYSTANLEY: And: And with with your your charisma charisma ray, ray,you you really really don’t don’t need need to  toy.  y. gavegave chase, chase, he would he would just justsnap snap his his ngers,  ngers, and and they they would would be frozen be frozen STARSTAR GUY GUY: I suppose: I suppose not. not. Any Any superhero superhero can can  y, but y, buthow how many many have have in time.in time. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPFORESTAGE FORESTAGE LEFT, LEFT, where where SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK 5 5 my mycharisma?! charisma?! (Preens.) (Preens.) 5 5 has hasRE-ENTERED RE-ENTERED and and is walking is walking along along casually casually towards towards STAGE STAGE STANLEYSTANLEY: You: You were were going going to try to ittry out. it out. RIGHT.RIGHT. Two Two POLICEMEN POLICEMEN ENTER ENTER LEFT LEFT and and see seehim.) him.) POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #1: #1 Look,: Look, O’Malley, O’Malley, isn’t isn’t that— that— STARSTAR GUY GUY: What?: What? POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #2: #2 Yeah,: Yeah, it is! it is! : Your: Your Charisma Charisma Ray. Ray. You You were were going going to try to ittry out. it out. STANLEYSTANLEY BOTHBOTH: Shock: Shock Clock! Clock! (They (They start start to run to runafter after him.) him.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Looks: (Looks at his at ray.)his ray.) Right. Right. I’ll just… I’ll just… run… run… outside outside and and check check 10 POLICEMAN10 POLICEMAN #1: #1 Stop!: Stop! 10 10 it out.it out. (Runs (Runs FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT RIGHT where where a SPOT a SPOT COMES COMES UP UPon on POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #2: #2 In: the In thename name of— of— THREETHREE GIRLS.) GIRLS.) Hey, Hey, girls, girls, want want to go to outgo outwith with a superhero? a superhero? SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Snaps: (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and the thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN FREEZE.) FREEZE.) GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Get: Get lost, lost, creep! creep! (STAR (STAR GUY GUY zaps zaps them them with with his hischarisma charisma TheThe law? law? How How nice nice to meet to meet you. you. Have Have a nice a nice day. day. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT RIGHT ray. ray.SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: CHARISMA CHARISMA ZAP. ZAP. The The SPOT SPOT TURNS TURNS RED, RED, laughing,laughing, leaving leaving the thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN FROZEN. FROZEN. A few A fewseconds seconds later, later, and they fall on their knees screaming.) and they fall on their knees screaming.) 15 15 he RE-ENTERS.)he RE-ENTERS.) Sorry, Sorry, I almost I almost forgot. forgot. (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and 15 GIRL15 GIRL #2: #2 It’s: StarIt’s Star Guy! Guy! EXITSEXITS laughing laughing as theas thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN UNFREEZE. UNFREEZE. SPOT SPOT BACK BACK GIRLGIRL #3: #3 Star: Star Guy! Guy! UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Give: Give me meyour your autograph, autograph, please! please! NARRATORNARRATOR: No: Noone one knew knew what what to do.to do.The The city citywas was in a in state a state of of GIRLGIRL #2: #2 I love: I love you, you, Star Star Guy! Guy! (Wraps (Wraps her herarms arms around around his legs.)his legs.) panic.panic. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS BACK BACK UP FULL.UP FULL. CHARACTERS, CHARACTERS, except except SHOCK SHOCK 20 20 CLOCKCLOCK and and MINUTOS, MINUTOS, ENTER ENTER and and mill millaround, around, panic-stricken. panic-stricken. GIRLGIRL #3: #3 You’re: You’re my myhero! hero! MUSICMUSIC CUE CUE 5: “Panic5: “Panic in the in theCity.” City.” Sing.) Sing.) 20 20 : You’re my destiny! GIRLGIRL #1 #1: You’re my destiny! There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! GIRLGIRL #2: #2 You’re: You’re my… my… you’re you’re my myAmerican American idol! idol! (GIRLS (GIRLS continue continue ’Cause ’Cause no oneno one can can do battle,do battle, and and no oneno one can can defeat defeat screamingscreaming as theas theSPOT SPOT GOES GOES OUT. OUT. They They EXIT, EXIT, and and STAR STAR GUY GUY The The evil evilsuperpower superpower who who preys preys on allon he all meets!he meets! returnsreturns to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) 25 25 There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Congratulations,: Congratulations, Stan! Stan! My charismaMy charisma ray worksray works to perfection! to perfection! The The villain’s villain’s name name is Shock is Shock Clock, Clock, 25 25 Of course,Of course, why why wouldn’t wouldn’t it with it with someone someone like likeme meusing using it? it? It’s a It’s name a name we’ve we’ve grown grown to fear! to fear! STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: I’mglad glad you you like likeit. I it.modeled I modeled it after it after a little a little known known comic comic And And we worrywe worry every every moment moment bookbook hero’s— hero’s— He may He may be drawingbe drawing near. near. STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Ignores: (Ignores STANLEY.) STANLEY.) Where’s Where’s the therest rest of my of mygang? gang? 30 30 Not Nota single a single treasure treasure STANLEYSTANLEY: Gang?: Gang? Can Can escape escape his greedyhis greedy hand. hand. ’Cause ’Cause the theminutes minutes and and the thehours hours 30 STAR30 STAR GUY GUY: My: Mypartners, partners, Stan, Stan, my mycompatriots. compatriots. I’m I’mnot notone one of those of those All move All move at his at demand!his demand! lonelylonely superheroes superheroes like likeSpidey Spidey or Daredevil. or Daredevil. I need I need friends, friends, man. man. I I There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! needneed fans. fans. Give Give me mea group a group to lead. to lead. I’m I’ma born a born leader! leader! 35 35 Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, you you mean mean you you want want a group a group like likeX-Men X-Men or the or Fantasticthe Fantastic Four?Four? Wow! Wow! I can I can do that!do that! I’ve I’vebeen been drawing drawing superheroes superheroes all myall my He can He can stop stop all time all time from from ticking. ticking. He can freeze us in our tracks. 35 35 life. life.In fact,In fact, I’ve I’veeven even been been working working on myon myown own series series that that I’m I’m He can freeze us in our tracks. hopinghoping someday someday Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman will— will— He can He can steal steal our ourcoats coats and and jackets jackets From From off ouroff ourvery very backs! backs! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Draw,: Draw, Stanley, Stanley, draw. draw. 40 40 There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: Sure.: Sure. Right Right away! away! (Picks (Picks up his up padhis pad again, again, then then continues continues Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! talking.)talking.) Do Doyou you know know my mymother mother named named me meLeonardo Leonardo after after that that There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! 40 40 ItalianItalian artist artist guy? guy? He was—He was—

16 16 25 25 16 25 For preview only 1 SHOCK1 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Gasps.): (Gasps.) Eraser Eraser Man?! Man?! 1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: (As: (As the theNARRATOR NARRATOR EXITS EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) It’s StanleyIt’s Stanley Leonardo Leonardo STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s: That’s right, right, Doctor! Doctor! You’re You’re a comica comic book book villain, villain, with with Sappovitz,Sappovitz, actually. actually. (To (ToAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) My Mymother mother named named me me magicmagic drawn drawn by aby powerful a powerful pen. pen. I’m I’mjust just an ordinaryan ordinary guy, guy, but butI’ve I’ve LeonardoLeonardo after after that that artist. artist. I think I think he livedhe lived in Italy in Italy a long a long time time ago ago got gotsomething something that that can can defeat defeat you! you! I’ve I’ve got gotthis! this! (Holds (Holds up uphis his or something.or something. She She says says he washe was a really a really good good artist. artist. I’m I’mglad glad she she 5 5 eraser.)eraser.) 5 5 namednamed me methat that because because I’m I’man artist,an artist, too. too. At least, At least, I want I want to be. to be.I’ve I’ve been drawing ever since I can remember. I really got dedicated, SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Never!: Never! No Noone one defeats defeats Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Tick Tick tock, tock, been drawing ever since I can remember. I really got dedicated, though, when I saw my  rst comic book. I was about eight. As stopstop the theclock! clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, and and STANLEY STANLEY puts puts his hisshield shield though, when I saw my  rst comic book. I was about eight. As soon as I opened up the pages, I knew what I wanted to be when up.)up.) Stop Stop the theclock! clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers again, again, and and STANLEY STANLEY again again soon as I opened up the pages, I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to get a job in a comic book company and be shieldsshields himself.) himself.) Stop Stop the theclock! clock! Stop Stop the theclock! clock! Stop Stop the theclock! clock! I grew up. I wanted to get a job in a comic book company and be 10 10 a comica comic book book artist. artist. I wanted I wanted to spend to spend my mylife lifedrawing drawing pictures pictures of of 10 (Gets(Gets more more and and more more furious, furious, snapping snapping his his ngers  ngers repeatedly repeatedly and and 10 superheroes! (MUSIC CUE 1: “Comic Book Artist.” Sings.) tryingtrying to get to getpast past STANLEY’S STANLEY’S shield shield as STANLEYas STANLEY parries parries with with his his superheroes! (MUSIC CUE 1: “Comic Book Artist.” Sings.) Juggernaut, Cyclops, Storm, the Human Torch, Wolverine, shieldshield and and strikes strikes with with his hiseraser. eraser. Finally, Finally, STANLEY STANLEY succeeds succeeds in in Juggernaut, Cyclops, Storm, the Human Torch, Wolverine, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, the Beast, the Thing! hittinghitting SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S upstage upstage arm arm with with the theeraser. eraser. SHOCK SHOCK Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, the Beast, the Thing! Ever since I’ve been a kid, CLOCKCLOCK screams screams and and puts puts his hisarm arm behind behind his hisback, back, hidden hidden by hisby his Ever since I’ve been a kid, 15 15 I’veI’ve read read what what these these heroes heroes and and villains villains did. did. 15 15 cape,cape, to depict to depict the theerasure.) erasure.) My Myarm! arm! You’ve You’ve erased erased my myarm! arm! I’veI’ve followed followed every every “kaboom” “kaboom” and and “pow.” “pow.” STANLEY: I’m: I’mgoing going to eraseto erase more more than than that that in ain minute, a minute, Shock Shock STANLEY I’veI’ve loved loved those those stories stories so muchso much that that now... now... Clock!Clock! (Erases (Erases SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S other other arm arm in the in thesame same way.) way.) I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Puts: (Puts the thearm arm behind behind his hisback, back, as well.)as well.) No! No! No! No! That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is... is... That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! NotNot my myother other arm! arm! (Screams, (Screams, then then recovers recovers his hisbravado.) bravado.) Who Who 20 CHORUS20 CHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He Hewants wants to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. 20 20 needsneeds arms arms anyway! anyway! I can I can still still ght!  ght! I, Dr. I, Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, will willnever never That’sThat’s where where his hisheart heart is… is… be bedefeated! defeated! (Begins (Begins to kickto kick at STANLEY,at STANLEY, who who then then erases erases his his : (Sings.) …That’s the job for me! leg.)leg.) Not Not my myleg! leg! No! No! No! No! Not Not my myleg! leg! Anything Anything but butmy myleg! leg! (Hops (Hops STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.) …That’s the job for me! on onone one leg.) leg.) Well, Well, so I’veso I’ve lost lost a leg— a leg— I still I stillhave have my myother other leg. leg. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Batman, Batman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine Wolverine and and Freeze, Freeze, I canI can defeat defeat you you on onone one leg! leg! (Hops (Hops on onone one leg, leg, still stillnot notgiving giving PoisonPoison Ivy, Ivy,Penguin… Penguin… 25 25 up. up.Then Then STANLEY STANLEY begins begins on hison hisother other leg.) leg.) My Myother other leg! leg! Don’t Don’t 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …I …Ilove love each each one one of these. of these. eraseerase my myother other leg! leg! I am I amDr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! I can I can stop stop time! time! I can— I can— TheThe Incredible Incredible Hulk Hulk with with all hisall hisbulk, bulk, (Falls(Falls on onhis hisknees knees as STANLEYas STANLEY starts starts to eraseto erase his historso.) torso.) No! No! TheThe Riddler Riddler with with his hiswit wit No!No! Nooooooo! Nooooooo! (Falls (Falls behind behind the theblocks, blocks, seemingly seemingly thoroughly thoroughly Or KingpinOr Kingpin having having a  t!a  t! erased.erased. As AsVIOLA VIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN start start to congratulateto congratulate CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Daredevil, Daredevil, Bullseye, Bullseye, Elektra Elektra and and Thor, Thor, 30 30 STANLEY,STANLEY, though, though, SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S head head alone alone pops pops up fromup from 30 30 NightNight Crawler, Crawler, Venom Venom and and the theFantastic Fantastic Four! Four! behindbehind the theblocks. blocks. [NOTE: [NOTE: When When SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S head head pops pops He Hecan can read read Spawn Spawn from from dusk dusk to dawn. to dawn. backback up, up,a SLIDE a SLIDE WHISTLE WHISTLE SOUND SOUND EFFECT EFFECT can can be very be very effective effective STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) And And Magneto Magneto is the is thescourge scourge of the of theweek! week! if available.])if available.]) I am I amDr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! I shall I shall never never be bedefeated! defeated! I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. (Bounces(Bounces his hishead head along along the theblocks blocks over over to STANLEY,to STANLEY, making making That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is... is... That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! 35 35 bitingbiting movements movements with with his hismouth. mouth. STANLEY STANLEY erases erases his hishead head 35 35 : (Sings.) He wants to be an artist, a comic book artist. as heas screamshe screams and and disappears. disappears. The The NEWSBOY NEWSBOY and and SEVERAL SEVERAL CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.) He wants to be an artist, a comic book artist. That’s where his heart is… OTHEROTHER CHARACTERS CHARACTERS who who have have melded melded into into the theAUDIENCE AUDIENCE to to That’s where his heart is… be spectatorsbe spectators jump jump up. up.MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …That’s …That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! I’d like to create a gang like X-Men in their prime NEWSBOYNEWSBOY: Look!: Look! Eraser Eraser Man Man did didit! it! I’d like to create a gang like X-Men in their prime AndAnd put putthem them in a in book a book someday… someday… 40 CROWD40 CROWD MEMBER MEMBER #1: #1 He: Heerased erased Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! 40 40 That’sThat’s a dream a dream of mine. of mine. CROWDCROWD MEMBER MEMBER #2 : #2 :He Hewon’t won’t be bearound around to stealto steal from from us us A powerfulA powerful guy guy with with a laser a laser eye, eye, anymore!anymore!

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1 1 ’Cause ’Cause no oneno one can can do battledo battle and and no oneno one can can defeat defeat 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: (Smoothes: (Smoothes his hishair hair back.) back.) And And I must I must say, say, you you have have very very The The evil evil superpower superpower who who preys preys on allon heall meets!he meets! goodgood taste taste in superheroes. in superheroes. There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: But: But how how could could I have I have drawn drawn you, you, and and then then just just have have you you There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! appearappear like like that? that? 5 5 Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! 5 STAR5 STAR GUY GUY: Simple.: Simple. You’re You’re using using a pen a pen from from Pelopponesia. Pelopponesia. Everything Everything Panic in the city… mayhem in the street! (SHOCK CLOCK runs ON Panic in the city… mayhem in the street! (SHOCK CLOCK runs ON youyou draw draw comes comes to life. to life. And And man, man, oh man,oh man, are arethe thegirls girls in this in this town town and, with a snap of his  ngers, FREEZES everyone ONSTAGE. and, with a snap of his  ngers, FREEZES everyone ONSTAGE. goinggoing to thank to thank you you for me!for me! He Helaughs laughs evilly evilly as theas theLIGHTS LIGHTS DIM DIM OUT. OUT. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at his at hispen.) pen.) This This is very is very strange. strange. EndEnd of Scene of Scene Five Five STARSTAR GUY GUY: You’re: You’re repeating repeating yourself. yourself. Hey… Hey… uh, uh,what’s what’s your your name? name? SceneScene Six Six 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: Stanley.: Stanley. Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, who who has has returned returned to his to hisplace place STARSTAR GUY GUY: Cool.: Cool. Now Now listen, listen, Stan, Stan, you you really really aced aced it drawing it drawing me, me, but but 10 FAR10 FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. WUNDERMAN’S WUNDERMAN’S of ceof hasce has been been set setup again.up again. youyou left leftme mea little a little defenseless, defenseless, you you know. know. NARRATORNARRATOR: While: While Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was wreaking wreaking havoc havoc on onthe the STANLEYSTANLEY: Defenseless?: Defenseless? peoplepeople of theof thecity, city, Stanley Stanley and and his hisband band of superheroesof superheroes were were STARSTAR GUY GUY: Right.: Right. Aside Aside from from my mygood good looks, looks, which which I admit I admit are arepretty pretty hatchinghatching a plan a plan to foilto foilthe theschemes schemes of theof theevil evil villain villain because, because, 15 15 outstanding,outstanding, I don’t I don’t have have any any weapons. weapons. I need I need you you to drawto draw me me well,well, that’s that’s what what superheroes superheroes do, do,of course. of course. It wasn’t It wasn’t an easyan easy job, job, somethingsomething with with power, power, Stan, Stan, something something other-worldly, other-worldly, you you know. know. 15 15 comingcoming up withup with an ideaan idea to conquer to conquer Shock Shock Clock. Clock. They They thought… thought… STANLEYSTANLEY: I : could I could draw draw you you a laser a laser gun, gun, or maybeor maybe some some kind kind of of (SOUND(SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: PASSAGE PASSAGE OF OFTIME TIME SOUND. SOUND. LIGHTS LIGHTS cosmiccosmic sword. sword. UP UPon onSTANLEY, STANLEY, the theSUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES and and VIOLA, VIOLA, FROZEN FROZEN STARSTAR GUY GUY: No,: No, no, no,no. no.What What I need, I need, Stan Stan my myman, man, is somethingis something in ain tableau,a tableau, thinking. thinking. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHTto SPOTLIGHT on onthe the 20 20 special,special, something something to  tot my  t mystar-like star-like persona. persona. Something Something like like a… a… NARRATOR.)NARRATOR.) …and …and thought… thought… (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon aon new a new tableau tableau of of a charismaa charisma ray! ray! 20 20 STANLEYSTANLEY and and the theOTHERS OTHERS thinking thinking in different in different positions. positions. STAR STAR STANLEYSTANLEY: A :charisma A charisma ray? ray? GUYGUY is looking is looking a bit a tired.bit tired. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHT to SPOTLIGHT on theon the STARSTAR GUY GUY: Right!: Right! Whenever Whenever I shoot I shoot it, everyoneit, everyone falls falls at myat myfeet, feet, NARRATOR.)NARRATOR.) …and …and thought. thought. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon onanother another tableau tableau screamingscreaming my myname, name, begging begging for anfor autograph.an autograph. of EVERYONEof EVERYONE thinking, thinking, except except STAR STAR GUY, GUY, who who is draped is draped over over 25 a blocka block or chair,or chair, snoring. snoring. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHTto SPOTLIGHT on theon the STANLEY25 STANLEY: That’s: That’s a very a very unusual unusual weapon weapon for afor superhero, a superhero, but butI guess I guess I could try to draw something like that. (Starts to draw.) How’s this? 25 25 NARRATOR.NARRATOR. SOUND SOUND EFFECT EFFECT STOPS.) STOPS.) Finally, Finally, they they came came up up I could try to draw something like that. (Starts to draw.) How’s this? withwith a plan. a plan. (SPOT (SPOT OFF OFF the theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, and and LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPon on (Shows(Shows the thepicture picture to STARto STAR GUY, GUY, and and the thecharisma charisma ray raycomes comes STANLEYSTANLEY and and the theOTHERS. OTHERS. NARRATOR NARRATOR EXITS EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.)  ying ying ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the thewings. wings. [See [See PRODUCTION PRODUCTION NOTES. NOTES. AnyAny mirror mirror or weapon-like or weapon-like prop prop will willsuf suf ce… ce… be creative!])be creative!]) STANLEYSTANLEY: I’ve: I’ve got gotit! (STAR it! (STAR GUY GUY wakes wakes suddenly suddenly and and falls falls on theon the 30  oor.) oor.) No Noone one can can  ght  ghtagainst against Shock Shock Clock Clock because because he justhe just stops stops STAR30 STAR GUY GUY: (Catches: (Catches it and it and looks looks it over.) it over.) Hmm… Hmm… Let Letme mejust just  y  y outsideoutside and and give give it a ittry. a try.(Leaps (Leaps in the in theair asair ifas to if take to take off andoff and falls falls 30 30 timetime and and everyone everyone freezes freezes in their in their tracks. tracks. What What we wehave have to do to isdo is get getto him to him before before he hashe has a chance a chance to stop to stop time! time!  at on at hison hisface. face. Gets Gets up, up,gives gives STANLEY STANLEY a dirty a dirty look.) look.) : Sorry, I guess I didn’t draw you with the power to  y. STARSTAR GUY GUY: Easier: Easier said said than than done, done, my myman. man. All heAll hashe has to do to isdo snap is snap STANLEYSTANLEY: Sorry, I guess I didn’t draw you with the power to  y. his his ngers.  ngers. (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers to emphasizeto emphasize his hiswords, words, then then STARSTAR GUY GUY: You: You “guess” “guess” you you didn’t didn’t draw draw me mewith with the thepower power to  toy?!  y?! continuescontinues snapping snapping them them and and grooving grooving to his to hisbeat.) beat.) 35 35 What’sWhat’s this this cape cape for? for? Capes Capes are arefor for ying—  ying— That’s That’s what what they’re they’re for! They’re for  uttering out behind you and looking dramatic 35 WOMBAT35 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Bops: (Bops STAR STAR GUY GUY on theon thehead.) head.) Stop Stop that, that, you you for! They’re for  uttering out behind you and looking dramatic idiot!idiot! whenwhen you you land! land! What What good good are arethey they if you if you can’t can’t  y?!  y?! : Well, they look really good. Especially with that tight BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: I hate: I hate to admit to admit that that Star Star Guy Guy uttered uttered any any words words of wisdom, of wisdom, STANLEYSTANLEY: Well, they look really good. Especially with that tight but buthe’s he’s right right about about how how dif difcult cult it would it would be tobe get to getto Shock to Shock Clock Clock bodysuitbodysuit I gave I gave you. you. beforebefore he snapshe snaps his his ngers.  ngers.

26 26 15 15 26 15 For preview only 1 KID1 KID#14 :#14 The: Theproblem problem with with Mr. Mr.Fantastic Fantastic is that is thathe feelshe feels so guiltyso guilty 1 ALL1 ALL: Hooray!: Hooray! Hooray, Hooray, Eraser Eraser Man! Man! (They (They get theget entirethe entire AUDIENCE AUDIENCE aboutabout causing causing his friendshis friends to be to mutagenically be mutagenically altered. altered. to cheer.)to cheer.) KID KID#15 :#15 I don’t: I don’t think think it’s fairit’s thatfair thatBen Ben Grimm Grimm is the is onlythe only one oneof the of the VIOLAVIOLA: (Runs: (Runs up to up STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! You’ve You’ve won! won! (Hugs (Hugs FantasticFantastic Four Four who who can’t can’t change change back back to his to originalhis original self. self. He mustHe must him,him, and andthey they almost almost fall offfall the off roof.)the roof.) 5 5 get reallyget really tired tired of being of being that thatbig orangebig orange thing! thing! 5 WOMBAT5 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Good: Good job, job,Eraser Eraser Man. Man. KID KID#16 :#16 When: When the Beastthe Beast was was still thestill kid,the kid,Hank Hank McCoy, McCoy, he had he hadvery very STANLEYSTANLEY: Eraser: Eraser Man… Man… That’s That’s me, me,isn’t isn’t it? That’sit? That’s really really who who I I largelarge hands hands and andfeet. feet. My feetMy feethave have always always been been really really big. big.(Looks (Looks am—Eraseram—Eraser Man! Man! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 6c: 6c:“Heroic “Heroic Music Music (Pomp (Pomp and and at hisat hands.)his hands.) My handsMy hands are kindare kind of big, of big,too. too. Circumstance).”Circumstance).” STANLEY STANLEY looks looks off intooff intothe thedistance, distance, his voicehis voice NARRATORNARRATOR: (RE-ENTERS.): (RE-ENTERS.) They They love lovetheir their superheroes, superheroes, these these becomingbecoming more more strong strong and andpowerful. powerful. BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME TIME 10 10 comiccomic book book fans. fans. They They love lovehow how they they battle battle nightmarish nightmarish villains, villains, 10 10 and andSTAR STAR GUY GUY solemnly solemnly march march IN duringIN during these these words words and and overmatchedovermatched and andoverwhelmed, overwhelmed, but alwaysbut always emerging emerging victorious victorious to to thenthen stand stand with with their their hands hands over over their their hearts. hearts. The TheARTISTS ARTISTS and and  ght anotherght another day. day.They They love lovethat thatthey they are mostlyare mostly common common men men and and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN may may also also ENTER, ENTER, as wellas wellas otheras other EXTRAS EXTRAS if if women,women, sharing sharing their their own own human human  aws,  aws, their their hopes, hopes, their their dreams. dreams. desired.desired. [If used, [If used, the DREAMthe DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES from from Scene Scene Two Two (Moves(Moves CENTER CENTER in front in front of STANLEY, of STANLEY, hiding hiding him.) him.) After After all, it all, is onlyit is only can canENTER.]) ENTER.]) And And I, Eraser I, Eraser Man, Man, hereby hereby give give my pledgemy pledge to join to join 15 15 somesome random random quirk quirk of fate of fatethat thathas madehas made these these heroes heroes what what they they are. are. 15 15 the ranksthe ranks of my of fellowmy fellow superheroes superheroes with with the promisethe promise that thatI shall I shall PeterPeter Parker, Parker, the shy the youngshy young high high school school student student bitten bitten by an by irradiated an irradiated foreverforever work work to live to liveup to up their to their lofty lofty goals. goals. I shall I shall join jointhem them in their in their spider,spider, became became the famousthe famous Spiderman. Spiderman. The Thestruggling struggling young young artist, artist, strugglestruggle between between the forcesthe forces of good of good and andthe ever-presentthe ever-present forces forces KyleKyle Rayner, Rayner, became became the Greenthe Green Lantern. Lantern. (In the (In followingthe following sequence, sequence, of evilof evilin this in thisworld. world. I shall I shall battle battle every every villain villain drawn drawn by man by man and and eacheach ACTOR ACTOR stands stands to deliver to deliver the line. the line.The Thelines lines should should come come quickly quickly shallshall be relentless be relentless in my in my ght  toght erase to erase them them from from the facethe face of this of this 20 20 and andenergetically, energetically, building building to a tocrescendo.) a crescendo.) 20 20 earth.earth. I shall I shall do this, do this, and andI shall I shall never never rest restuntil until every every man, man, woman woman KID KID#1: #1Bruce: Bruce Banner… Banner… and andchild child lives lives in peace, in peace, harmony harmony and andgoodwill. goodwill. KID KID#2: #2…became: …became the Incrediblethe Incredible Hulk. Hulk. ALLALL: (Raise: (Raise their their right right arms arms in the in air.)the air.)With With liberty liberty and andjustice justice for all. for all. KID KID#3: #3Matthew: Matthew Murdock… Murdock… STANLEYSTANLEY: That: That is my is pledge.my pledge. The Thepledge pledge of Eraser of Eraser Man! Man! (By (Bythe the end of this pledge, STAR GUY, who has come in to stand on KID KID#4: #4…became: …became Daredevil. Daredevil. end of this pledge, STAR GUY, who has come in to stand on 25 25 STANLEY’SSTANLEY’S left, left,is crying is crying into intoSTANLEY’S STANLEY’S cape. cape. When When STANLEY STANLEY 25 25 KID: #5Reed: Reed Richards… Richards… KID #5 sayssays “Eraser “Eraser Man,” Man,” he  heings  ings his armhis armout andout andaccidentally accidentally knocks knocks KID KID#6: #6…became: …became Mr. Fantastic.Mr. Fantastic. STARSTAR GUY GUY off the off blocks.the blocks. BLACKOUT. BLACKOUT. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) KID KID#7: #7Scott: Scott Summers… Summers… EndEnd of Scene of Scene Nine Nine KID KID#8: #8…Cyclops.: …Cyclops. KID KID#9: #9Clark: Clark Kent… Kent… SceneScene Ten Ten 30 KID30 KID#10 :#10 …Superman.: …Superman. SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn NARRATOR,the NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. KID KID#11 :#11 Steven: Steven Rogers… Rogers… NARRATORNARRATOR: Well,: Well, that thatwas was pretty pretty dramatic. dramatic. Comic Comic books books can cango go KID KID#12 :#12 …Captain: …Captain America. America. 30 30 overboardoverboard sometimes, sometimes, you youknow. know. Anyway, Anyway, life goeslife goes on, on,and andthe the nextnext morning morning found found D. C. D. Wunderman’s C. Wunderman’s artists artists back back on the on jobthe atjob at KID KID#13 :#13 Bruce: Bruce Wayne… Wayne… WonderWonder Comics. Comics. (SPOT (SPOT OUT OUT on theon theNARRATOR NARRATOR and andLIGHTS LIGHTS KID KID#14 :#14 …Batman.: …Batman. UP onUP WUNDERMAN’S on WUNDERMAN’S of ce. of Thece. Thepanel panel drawing drawing of DR. of DR.SHOCK SHOCK 35 KID35 KID#15 :#15 Wally: Wally West… West… CLOCKCLOCK is no is longer no longer there.) there.) KID KID#16 :#16 …The: …The Flash. Flash. 35 ARTIST35 ARTIST #1: #1 Boy,: Boy, I’m I’mnever never going going to use to useone oneof those of those pens pens from from NARRATORNARRATOR: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz… Sappovitz… PelopponesiaPelopponesia again! again! ALLALL: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz? Sappovitz? ARTISTARTIST #2: #2Who: Who would would have have thought thought our greatour great plans plans could could back back re  re NARRATORNARRATOR: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz. Sappovitz. (Moves (Moves aside aside and andputs puts his handhis hand out out like likethat? that? 40 40 to presentto present STANLEY, STANLEY, who who has hasswung swung around around to face to face front.) front.) ARTISTARTIST #6: #6And: And to think to think I was I was the onethe onewho who  rst drew rst drew that thatmonster. monster.

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock… tock… 1 TRIPLE1 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Yeah,: Yeah, I don’t I don’t think think I’m evenI’m even fast fastenough enough to do to that. do that. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! STANLEYSTANLEY: You: Youwould would be if be we if createwe create a diversion. a diversion. You Youknow, know, distract distract MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock! tock! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) him.him. Have Have you youread read how how those those Minutos Minutos are arealways always traveling traveling around with him? SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Well,: Well, now, now, I think I think it’s timeit’s time for mefor tome embark to embark on my on my around with him? 5 5 5 5 careercareer in crime. in crime. (To MINUTOS.)(To MINUTOS.) Take Take all the all clocksthe clocks and andtimepieces! timepieces! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: They: They are theare creepiestthe creepiest little little things! things! We’reWe’re going going to  ndto a nd more a more appropriate appropriate place place for my for headquarters.my headquarters. STANLEYSTANLEY: What: What I was I was thinking thinking was was that thatmaybe maybe Star Star Guy Guy could could SomewhereSomewhere in Times in Times Square, Square, I think. I think. (As (Aseveryone everyone EXITS, EXITS, he he zap zapthem them with with his charismahis charisma ray. ray.They’ll They’ll go crazygo crazy screaming screaming and and lookslooks at the at thepainting painting WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN had hadearlier earlier unveiled.) unveiled.) Not Not wantingwanting his autograph.his autograph. bad,bad, but Ibut think I think I’m muchI’m much better better looking looking in real in reallife. life.(Laughs (Laughs evilly evilly STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Preens.): (Preens.) Of course. Of course. 10 10 as he EXITS RIGHT. BLACKOUT.) as he EXITS RIGHT. BLACKOUT.) 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: That: That should should hopefully hopefully unsettle unsettle Shock Shock Clock Clock enough enough that that EndEnd of Scene of Scene Three Three TripleTriple Time Time could could grab grab him himand andhold hold him himfor Blossom for Blossom to knock to knock him him out without with her magicher magic  owers.  owers. SceneScene Four Four WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Annoyed: (Annoyed at being at being left out.)left out.) And And what what am Iam doing I doing SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn NARRATOR,the NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. duringduring all this? all this? Combing Combing my fur?my fur? NARRATORNARRATOR: Woe: Woe to the to comicthe comic book book man man who who oversteps oversteps his bounds.his bounds. 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: No.: No.You’re… You’re… uh… uh… you’re you’re the keythe keyto the to entirethe entire plan! plan! WundermanWunderman was was one onesuch such as these.as these. Luckily, Luckily, he hadhe hadStanley Stanley WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I am?: I am? (Pleased.) (Pleased.) What What do I dodo? I do? LeonardoLeonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz waiting waiting patiently patiently in the in wings.the wings. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT. RIGHT. STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: notI’m surenot sure yet, yet,but itbut will it bewill good. be good. First, First, we have we have to  gureto  gure 15 15 LIGHTSLIGHTS UP onUP WUNDERMAN’S on WUNDERMAN’S of ce.) of ce.) out outhow how to  ndto old nd Shockold Shock Clock. Clock. He canHe canshow show up anywhereup anywhere at at STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? anytime.anytime. Now Now if I could if I could only only remember remember how how Batman Batman knew knew that thatMr. Mr. Gee, where is everyone? I thought I heard a lot of noise up here Gee, where is everyone? I thought I heard a lot of noise up here 20 20 FreezeFreeze would would be— be— a minutea minute ago. ago. (Looks (Looks around around and andsees sees Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s picture.) picture.) VIOLAVIOLA: (Who: (Who has hasbeen been lea  leang  throughng through a newspaper.)a newspaper.) Listen, Listen, Boy!Boy! That That is an is evil-lookingan evil-looking villain! villain! I wonder I wonder what what series series they’re they’re everyone,everyone, it says it says here here that thatRotten Rotten Penny Penny is going is going to play to play at a atbig a big 20 goinggoing to use to usehim himin. (Looksin. (Looks around around some some more. more. Takes Takes out outpen pen 20 partyparty in Times in Times Square Square tonight, tonight, and andthat thathe’s he’s going going to auction to auction off off and andsmall small sketch sketch pad.) pad.) I think I think I’ll just I’ll justsit awhile sit awhile and anddraw draw with with my my his famoushis famous coin coin collection collection for charity. for charity. I’d love I’d love to go to to go that. to that. Rotten Rotten newnew pen penuntil until everyone everyone comes comes back. back. (Sits (Sits on bench on bench at CENTER.) at CENTER.) 25 25 PennyPenny is my is favoritemy favorite singer! singer! And And he’s he’s so handsome! so handsome! If I doIf Ia do really a really good good picture, picture, maybe maybe Mr. WundermanMr. Wunderman will likewill likeit and it and let melet mebe anbe artistan artist for onefor oneof his of books!his books! (Sits (Sits quietly, quietly, drawing. drawing. STARSTAR GUY GUY: You’ve: You’ve got togot be to kidding! be kidding! He has He hasa big a nose,big nose, and andhis eyes his eyes are too close together. Now, if you look at my perfect features, you 25 25 AfterAfter a few a fewmoments, moments, STAR STAR GUY GUY pops pops up from up from behind behind one oneof the of the are too close together. Now, if you look at my perfect features, you largelarge blocks. blocks. [NOTE: [NOTE: STAR STAR GUY, GUY, TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, BLOSSOM BLOSSOM and and will see—will see— WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN can canappear appear from from anywhere anywhere ONSTAGE ONSTAGE or can or can STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s: That’s it! Viola, it! Viola, you’re you’re a genius! a genius! simplysimply ENTER ENTER on cue.]) on cue.]) 30 VIOLA30 VIOLA: I am?: I am? Gee, Gee, thanks. thanks. What What did Idid say? I say? STARSTAR GUY GUY: It’s: StarIt’s Star Guy! Guy! (Strikes (Strikes a pose a pose with with a big a smilebig smile on hison his STANLEYSTANLEY: The: TheRotten Rotten Penny Penny show! show! If he’s If he’s auctioning auctioning off his off valuable his valuable 30 30 face—somethingface—something he does he does frequently frequently after after speaking.) speaking.) coincoin collection, collection, Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock is sure is sure to be to there.be there. And And the factthe fact STANLEYSTANLEY: (So: (Sostartled startled he falls he falls off the off bench.)the bench.) Who—who Who—who are you?are you? that thatit’s atit’s Times at Times Square Square makes makes it even it even more more perfect. perfect. If I wereIf I were STARSTAR GUY GUY: I :just I justtold toldyou—Star you—Star Guy. Guy. I’m I’mthe thebest-looking, best-looking, most most writingwriting the story,the story, I de I nitelyde nitely would would have have had hadthe bigthe battlebig battle at Times at Times charismatic,charismatic, charming charming and andpopular popular superhero superhero around. around. 35 35 Square!Square! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at STAR at STAR GUY, GUY, then then at the at picturethe picture he was he was drawing, drawing, VIOLAVIOLA: So: weSo getwe toget go to to go the to show?the show? I’ve I’vegot togot get to aget new a new out outt!  t! 35 35 thenthen back back at STAR at STAR GUY.) GUY.) This This is very is very strange. strange. You Youlook look exactly exactly STANLEYSTANLEY: We’ll: We’ll go togo Times to Times Square Square early. early. Star Star Guy Guy will willzap zapthe the like likethe superherothe superhero in the in picturethe picture I just I justdrew. drew. MinutosMinutos as soon as soon as Shock as Shock Clock Clock shows shows up, Tripleup, Triple Time Time grabs grabs him, him, STARSTAR GUY GUY: Of: course Of course I do. I Ido. am I thatam thatsuperhero. superhero. You Youdrew drew me! me! BlossomBlossom knocks knocks him himout, out,and— and— 40 STANLEYSTANLEY: I…: II… drew I drew you? you? 40 WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Taps: (Taps her foother footimpatiently.) impatiently.) And? And?

14 14 27 27 14 27 RIGHTS MUST BE PURCHASED BEFORE REPRODUCING THIS SCRIPT For preview only 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #3: #3 (As: (AsWUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Hey, Hey, D. C., D. you’reC., you’re ADVENTURESADVENTURES OF OFA COMIC A COMIC BOOK BOOK ARTIST ARTIST late!late! SceneScene One One WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I had: I had a lot a of lot explaining of explaining to do to todo my to wifemy wife about about why why I I waswas gone gone all that all that time. time. She She wasn’t wasn’t buying buying the theTime Time Freezer Freezer story. story. 1 LIGHTS1 LIGHTS UP: UP: A variety A variety of KIDS of KIDS sit insit groups in groups and and alone, alone, on rehearsalon rehearsal blocksblocks (which (which can canbe scatteredbe scattered across across the thestage) stage) and and on theon the oor,  oor, all all 5 ARTIST5 ARTIST #4: #4 I guess: I guess we’ll we’ll never never see seethose those fat checksfat checks we werewe were going going reading comic books. STANLEY, wearing a baseball cap, sits CENTER to earnto earn for “Wonderfor “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” reading comic books. STANLEY, wearing a baseball cap, sits CENTER STAGESTAGE with with his backhis back to the to theAUDIENCE, AUDIENCE, sketching. sketching. The The NARRATOR NARRATOR WUNDERMAN: Don’t: Don’t even even talk talkto me to meabout about “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” WUNDERMAN 5 ENTERS5 ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and and looks looks around around at EVERYONE. at EVERYONE. ARTIST #5: So,: So,what’s what’s next? next? ARTIST #5 NARRATORNARRATOR: Comic: Comic books—pitting books—pitting the thenoble noble forces forces of good of good against against WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It’s: funnyIt’s funny you youshould should ask askthat that because because I happen I happen to to the thedastardly dastardly schemes schemes of the of thewicked. wicked. 10 10 havehave come come up withup with an ideaan idea for afor sure a sure re hit! re hit!We’ve We’ve got gotto work to work KIDKID #1: #1 Venom: Venom is way is way stronger stronger and and more more powerful powerful than than Spiderman, Spiderman, fast, though, before other companies hop on the bandwagon. fast, though, before other companies hop on the bandwagon. but buthe can’the can’t take take  re and re and loud loud noises. noises. That That will willdo himdo himin every in every ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 Okay,: Okay, Wundy. Wundy. 10 10 time!time! ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 What: What is it? is A it? new A new series? series? KIDKID #2: # Even2: Even a tiny a tinylittle little paperclip paperclip is a isdeadly a deadly weapon weapon in the in thehands hands WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It’s: It’sa new a new series, series, all right.all right. And And it’s goingit’s going to be to thebe the of Bullseye!of Bullseye! 15 15 biggestbiggest one one yet! yet!Get Getthis— this— Our Our  rst  issuerst issue will willstart start with with that that real- real- KIDKID #3: #3 It :says It says here here that that X-Statix X-Statix 21 has21 hasthe therumble rumble of the of thecentury! century! life lifebattle battle last lastnight night on theon thetop topof the of theTimes Times Building. Building. We’ll We’ll call callit it Wow!Wow! “Defeat“Defeat of Shock of Shock Clock—Volume Clock—Volume One One in the in continuingthe continuing adventures adventures 15 NARRATOR15 NARRATOR: (Crosses: (Crosses to a to GROUP a GROUP OF OFKIDS.) KIDS.) Comic Comic books. books. Every Every of Eraser Man”! of Eraser Man”! newnew issue issue is devoured is devoured by millions by millions of adoring of adoring fans. fans. ARTIST #3: Wow,: Wow, I like I likeit! it! ARTIST #3 KIDKID #4: #4 Have: Have you yougot gotthe thelatest latest Daredevil Daredevil issue? issue? 20 ARTIST20 #4: In: ourIn oursecond second issue, issue, we wecould could create create a whole a whole life lifefor for ARTIST #4 KIDKID #5: #5 My: dadMy dad has hasevery every one one of the of theearly early Superman Superman volumes volumes in mint in mint Eraser Man leading up to that de ning moment! Eraser Man leading up to that de ning moment! condition.condition. ARTIST #5: Maybe: Maybe he washe was trapped trapped in a ingene-altering a gene-altering chamber chamber when when ARTIST #5 20 KID20 KID #6: #6 Fantastic: Fantastic Four! Four! I need I need the thenew new Fantastic Fantastic Four! Four! he washe was a little a little kid! kid! NARRATORNARRATOR: (Crosses: (Crosses to anotherto another GROUP.) GROUP.) Comic Comic books. books. They They : Or he was left here by his parents when their solar system ARTISTARTIST #6 #6: Or he was left here by his parents when their solar system spawnspawn worldwide worldwide conventions conventions and and blockbuster blockbuster movies. movies. Heroes Heroes 25 25 was imploding! was imploding! andand villains villains alike alike are aremade made into intotoys toys and and printed printed on T-shirts, on T-shirts, lunch lunch WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I love: I love it! I loveit! I love it! Sippovatz! it! Sippovatz! boxes,boxes, sheets sheets and and pillowcases. pillowcases. (Holds (Holds up someup some superhero superhero item.) item.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with his broom.)his broom.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? 25 KID25 KID #7: #7 Did: Didyou youknow know that that you youcan canbuy buya copy a copy of the of theruby ruby quartz quartz visor visor WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Clean: Clean up inup here. in here. We’ve We’ve got gotwork work to do! to do! thatthat Cyclops Cyclops wears?! wears?! STANLEYSTANLEY: Yes,: Yes, Mr. Wunderman.Mr. Wunderman. And, And, Mr. Wunderman,Mr. Wunderman, it’s Sappovitz, it’s Sappovitz, KIDKID #8: #8 There’s: There’s a comic a comic book book convention convention next next week. week. You You can canget get 30 30 StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. reallyreally rare rare collectors’ collectors’ editions editions there. there. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. whatever. Come Come on, on,everyone, everyone, let’s let’s go go KIDKID #9: #9 I heard: I heard there’s there’s a new a new movie movie coming coming out outwith with Dr. OctopusDr. Octopus and and to myto myof ceof and ce and work work out outthe thestory story line. line. (The (The ARTISTS ARTISTS get getup toup to 30 30 Magneto—together!Magneto—together! leave.)leave.) Eraser Eraser Man Man is going is going to make to make us millions,us millions, guys, guys, millions! millions! NARRATORNARRATOR: Comic: Comic books—a books—a modern modern mythology. mythology. (EXITS.) (EXITS.) (They(They EXIT EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) KIDKID #10 :#10 Dr.: DoomDr. Doom has hasan IQan of, IQ Iof, don’t I don’t know, know, like like200 200 gazillion! gazillion! 35 STANLEY35 : (Calls: (Calls to WUNDERMANto WUNDERMAN as heas EXITS.)he EXITS.) It’s It’sSappovitz. Sappovitz. STANLEY KIDKID #11 :#11 The: The way way Sabretooth Sabretooth can canheal heal himself himself is truly is truly amazing! amazing! (Twirls(Twirls the thebroom broom con con dently dently and and tosses tosses it OFFSTAGE. it OFFSTAGE. Looks Looks : Rogue and Gambit really love each other. It’s too bad at theat theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… Comic Comic Book Book KIDKID #12 #12: Rogue and Gambit really love each other. It’s too bad 35 Rogue can’t touch him without knocking him out and assuming Superhero—Superhero— (At these(At these words, words, he tearshe tears open open his shirthis shirt to reveal to reveal a a 35 Rogue can’t touch him without knocking him out and assuming his identity! shinyshiny new new Eraser Eraser Man Man shirt. shirt. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 7: “Comic7: “Comic Book Book Hero.” Hero.” his identity! 40 40 LIGHTSLIGHTS DIM DIM with with only only a SPOT a SPOT left onleft STANLEY/Eraseron STANLEY/Eraser Man. Man. He He KIDKID #13 :#13 The: The Human Human Torch Torch is so is cool! so cool! I wonder I wonder why why his clotheshis clothes never never burnburn up. up.

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: —and: —and Wombat Wombat Woman Woman burrows burrows a hole a hole deep deep into intothe the 1 1 TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, ground,ground, and and we putwe puthim himin there in there and and seal seal it up! it up! MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I could: I could do that.do that. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m theI’m themaster master of time, of time, the theking king of crime. of crime. STANLEYSTANLEY: It’ll: beIt’ll fantastic!be fantastic! It will It willbe likebe likea cross a cross between between the theX-Men X-Men TheThe minutes minutes and and the thehours hours follow follow my design!my design! 5 5 andand the theold “Talesold “Tales from from the theCrypt”! Crypt”! 5 5 A waveA wave of my of handmy hand will willmake make time time stop, stop, ’Cause I’m the ticking time lord, STARSTAR GUY GUY: What’s: What’s “Tales “Tales from from the theCrypt”? Crypt”? Sounds Sounds kind kind of creepy… of creepy… ’Cause I’m the ticking time lord, I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! STANLEYSTANLEY: Fabulous: Fabulous Four, Four, man man your your battle battle stations! stations! (They (They ALL ALL strike strike : (Sing.) He’s the ticking time lord, posesposes appropriate appropriate to their to their characters.) characters.) On Onto Times to Times Square Square to do to do MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.) He’s the ticking time lord, He’s Dr. Shock Clock! battlebattle with with the theevil evilDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! He’s Dr. Shock Clock! 10 SHOCK10 CLOCK: (Sings.) Sixty seconds go by, they really  y! 10 TRIPLE10 TRIPLE TIME/BLOSSOM TIME/BLOSSOM: Ka-BOOM!: Ka-BOOM! SHOCK CLOCK: (Sings.) Sixty seconds go by, they really  y! UnlessUnless I decide I decide to be to abe nasty a nasty guy. guy. STAR GUY/WOMBAT WOMAN: Ka-POW!: Ka-POW! STAR GUY/WOMBAT WOMAN SecondsSeconds turn turn to hours to hours if they’re if they’re locked locked ALLALL: Ka-BAM!: Ka-BAM! (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) By theBy theticking ticking time time lord, lord, EndEnd of Scene of Scene Six Six By Dr.By ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! 15 MINUTOS15 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the theticking ticking time time lord, lord, SceneScene Seven Seven He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. A stage A stage TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, platformplatform is UP is UPCENTER. CENTER. A CROWD A CROWD mills mills about about in front in front of the of thestage. stage. ShockShock the theclock, clock, tick ticktock, tock, 15 NARRATOR15 NARRATOR: So: theSo thegreat great battle battle between between Stanley, Stanley, his Fabuloushis Fabulous Four Four TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, andand the theevil evilDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock was was set toset take to take place place in the in theillustrious illustrious 20 20 MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! TimesTimes Square. Square. It was It was inevitable, inevitable, of course. of course. What What self-respecting self-respecting SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) As theAs theminutes minutes stand stand still, still, I steal I steal my my ll.  ll. creatorcreator of comic of comic books books could could resist resist choosing choosing that that locale locale for thefor the I neverI never have have enough, enough, I never I never will. will. showdownshowdown between between his superheroeshis superheroes and and the thevillainous villainous Dr. ShockDr. Shock Money,Money, gold gold and and diamonds diamonds as big as asbig rocks as rocks 20 20 Clock?Clock? (CROWD (CROWD APPLAUDS APPLAUDS and and WHISTLES, WHISTLES, etc.) etc.) Sounds Sounds like like For Forthe theticking ticking time time lord, lord, the theparty party has hasstarted. started. I think I think I’ll go I’ll joingo joinin the in thefestivities. festivities. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS 25 25 For ForDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! UP onUP a on ROCK a ROCK GROUP GROUP onstage onstage taking taking their their bows bows as the as theCROWD CROWD I’m theI’m themaster master of time, of time, the theking king of crime. of crime. applaudsapplauds wildly. wildly. An EMCEEAn EMCEE then then comes comes onstage.) onstage.) TheThe minutes minutes and and the thehours hours follow follow my design.my design. EMCEEEMCEE: That: That was was Spaceman Spaceman and and the theAliens, Aliens, folks. folks. Spaceman Spaceman and and A waveA wave of my of handmy hand will willmake make time time stop, stop, 25 25 the theAliens!! Aliens!! (More (More cheers cheers as theas theROCK ROCK GROUP GROUP EXITS.) EXITS.) We’re We’re ’Cause’Cause I’m theI’m theticking ticking time time lord, lord, goinggoing to take to take a short a short break break now, now, and and then then we’ll we’ll be ready be ready for our for ourstar star 30 30 I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! attraction—you-know-who!attraction—you-know-who! (The (The CROWD CROWD cheers cheers some some more more and and MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the theticking ticking time time lord, lord, callscalls out out“Rotten “Rotten Penny” Penny” as EMCEE as EMCEE EXITS. EXITS. SPECTATORS SPECTATORS begin begin He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! to circulateto circulate as theas theCROWD CROWD breaks breaks into intosmall small groups. groups. STANLEY, STANLEY, TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, 30 30 VIOLAVIOLA and and the theFABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR ENTER ENTER LEFT. LEFT. VIOLA VIOLA now now ShockShock the theclock, clock, tick ticktock, tock, wearswears a different a different out out t but t butwith with the thesame same wide wide belt. belt. STAR STAR GUY GUY 35 35 TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, wearswears a pair a pair of brightly of brightly colored colored baggy baggy basketball basketball shorts.) shorts.) MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! (MUSIC (MUSIC continues continues under under while while SHOCK SHOCK VIOLAVIOLA: I don’t: I don’t think think Rotten Rotten Penny Penny has hasgotten gotten here here yet. yet. CLOCKCLOCK FREEZES FREEZES MINUTOS MINUTOS OFF OFF and and ON.) ON.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Or: ShockOr Shock Clock. Clock. Viola, Viola, you youand and I should I should just justmingle mingle with with SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m theI’m theticking ticking time time lord, lord, 35 35 the theother other party-goers. party-goers. The The rest rest of you of youshould should take take up yourup your posts. posts. I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! Try Tryto blend to blend in, likein, likeyou’re you’re just justhere here for thefor theshow. show. (He (Heand and VIOLA VIOLA 40 MINUTOS40 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the theticking ticking time time lord, lord, join jointhe theCROWD.) CROWD.) He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m Dr.I’m Shock…Dr. Shock…

28 28 13 13 28 13 For preview only In SceneIn Scene Three, Three, a large a large drawing drawing of Dr. of Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock is onstage is onstage and and standsstands there there looking looking out outover over the theAUDIENCE AUDIENCE as theas themusic music plays. plays. remainsremains part part of the of theof ceof  setce setuntil until Scene Scene Ten. Ten. For ForScene Scene Five, Five, area area LIGHTSLIGHTS COME COME BACK BACK UP UPFULL FULL STAGE STAGE as theas theENTIRE ENTIRE CAST CAST stagingstaging is used. is used. The The bank, bank, gold gold warehouse, warehouse, jewelry jewelry store store and and street street ENTERSENTERS for theirfor their  rst  chorus.rst chorus. Sings.) Sings.) settingssettings take take place place STAGE STAGE RIGHT, RIGHT, CENTER, CENTER, LEFT LEFT and and on onthe the I’ve I’vebecome become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. FORESTAGE,FORESTAGE, respectively, respectively, using using blocks blocks as counters as counters for thefor thebank bank and and CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... store.store. For ForScene Scene Seven, Seven, Times Times Square Square can can be representedbe represented by a by small a small STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! stagestage or platform or platform UPSTAGE UPSTAGE to simulate to simulate a concert a concert venue. venue. For ForScene Scene : (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s become become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. Nine,Nine, tall andtall and short short blocks blocks should should be arrangedbe arranged to simulate to simulate the theroof roof of of CHORUSCHORUS He’sHe’s a superhero... a superhero... the theTimes Times Building. Building. A painted A painted backdrop backdrop of New of New York York City City adds adds a nice a nice touch,touch, if possible. if possible. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Batman, Batman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine Wolverine and and Freeze, Freeze, SEQUENCESEQUENCE OF OFMUSICAL MUSICAL NUMBERS NUMBERS PoisonPoison Ivy, Ivy,Penguin… Penguin… MC MC1 1 Comic Comic Book Book Artist Artist ...... Stanley, ...... Stanley, Chorus Chorus STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...I love...I love each each one one of these. of these. MC MC1a 1a Dream Dream Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental ...... Instrumental CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The Incredible Incredible Hulk Hulk with with all his all bulk,his bulk, MC MC2 2 Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia .....Wunderman, .....Wunderman, Artists Artists TheThe Riddler Riddler with with his wit…his wit… MC MC2a 2a Drawing Drawing Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...or ...or Kingpin Kingpin having having a  t!a  t! MC MC3 3 Dr. Shock Dr. Shock Clock Clock ...... Shock Shock Clock, Clock, CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Daredevil, Daredevil, Bullseye, Bullseye, Elektra Elektra and and Thor, Thor, MinutosMinutos NightNight Crawler, Crawler, Venom, Venom, and and the theFantastic Fantastic Four. Four. He canHe can read read Spawn Spawn from from dusk dusk to dawn. to dawn. MC MC4 4 The The Fabulous Fabulous Four Four ...... Star ...... Star Guy, Guy, Triple Triple Time,Time, Blossom, Blossom, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) And And Magneto Magneto is the is thescourge scourge of the of theweek! week! WombatWombat Woman, Woman, I’ve I’vebecome become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. StanleyStanley CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC5 5 Panic Panic in the in theCity City ...... Ensemble Ensemble (Except (Except STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! ShockShock Clock Clock and and CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s become become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. Minutos)Minutos) He’sHe’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC5a 5a Rotten Rotten Penny Penny Music—Underscore Music—Underscore .....Instrumental .....Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! MC MC6 6 StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz ...... Viola, Viola, Wombat Wombat Juggernaut,Juggernaut, Cyclops, Cyclops, Storm, Storm, the theHuman Human Torch, Torch, Wolverine, Wolverine, WomanWoman GreenGreen Goblin, Goblin, Dr. Octopus,Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, Sabretooth, the theBeast, Beast, the theThing! Thing! MC MC6a 6a Sappy Sappy Violin Violin Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC6b 6b Battle Battle Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) MC MC6c 6c Heroic Heroic Music Music ENDEND OF OFMUSICAL MUSICAL (Pomp(Pomp and and Circumstance) Circumstance) ...... Instrumental Instrumental MC MC7 7 Comic Comic Book Book Hero Hero ...... Stanley, ...... Stanley, Chorus Chorus

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: (In: clockwork(In clockwork unison.) unison.) Yes, Yes, Master Master of the of theMinute! Minute! We Weare are 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: It’s: aIt’s little a little dif cultdif cultfor mefor meto blend to blend in. Youin. You know, know, with with my my gladglad to be to here.be here. incredibleincredible charisma charisma and and all. Iall. can I can never never be justbe justanother another face face in the in the WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: And: And we’re we’re glad glad to have to have you, you, Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. You You crowd.crowd. are aregoing going to make to make history history as theas the rst  living,rst living, breathing breathing superhero superhero TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sarcastic.): (Sarcastic.) Put Puta bag a bag over over your your head. head. That That might might 5 5 of allof time. all time. 5 5 help!help! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Superhero?: Superhero? What’s What’s this thissuperhero superhero stuff? stuff? I’m I’mno no STARSTAR GUY GUY: (To: (ToBLOSSOM BLOSSOM and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Do Doyou you hear hear hero.hero. I’m I’ma villain.a villain. The The grandest grandest villain villain around! around! (ALL (ALL except except that?that? He’s He’s been been making making these these jealous jealous comments comments the thewhole whole way way MINUTOSMINUTOS are arestunned.) stunned.) overover here! here! WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: But: Butyou you can’t can’t be! be!We Wedrew drew you you to be to abe superhero. a superhero. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Jealous?: Jealous? Ha! Ha!All IAll was I was doing doing was was commenting commenting on on 10 10 That’sThat’s our ourtrademark. trademark. That’s— That’s— 10 10 thosethose ridiculous ridiculous shorts shorts you you have have on. on. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Snaps: (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN FREEZES FREEZES in in STARSTAR GUY GUY: I’ll: have I’ll have you you know know these these shorts shorts are arethe theheight height of fashion! of fashion! mid-sentence.mid-sentence. SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FREEZE. FREEZE. [NOTE: [NOTE: This This sound sound I couldn’tI couldn’t be expectedbe expected to wear to wear those those silly silly tight tight pants pants Stanley Stanley drew drew effecteffect should should be repeatedbe repeated any any time time SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK freezes freezes a a for mefor meto a to party a party like likethis. this. I’m StarI’m Star Guy, Guy, after after all— all— I have I have to uphold to uphold character.]character.] To ARTISTS.)To ARTISTS.) Notice Notice how how your your boss boss has has just justbeen been my myimage. image. 15 15 frozenfrozen in time? in time? I did I didthat. that. It is Itmy is mypower power because because I, Doctor I, Doctor Shock Shock 15 TRIPLE15 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Uphold: Uphold your your image? image? If your If your shorts shorts start start hanging hanging any any Clock,Clock, can can stop stop time time with with a mere a mere snap snap of my of my ngers!  ngers! (Snaps (Snaps his his lower,lower, your your image image won’t won’t be thebe theonly only thing thing you’ll you’ll have have to hold to hold up! up!  ngers ngers again, again, and and WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN UNFREEZES.) UNFREEZES.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: That: That shows shows how how much much you you know! know! Shorts Shorts are aresupposed supposed WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: What: What happened? happened? to hangto hang low. low. It’s It’sthe thein thing! in thing! Unlike Unlike that that ridiculous ridiculous jumpsuit jumpsuit you you SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: I happened,: I happened, little little man. man. I stopped I stopped you you in your in your tracks, tracks, havehave on! on! 20 20 frozefroze you you in the in themoment. moment. I am I amthe themaster master of time. of time. I can I can bend bend it— it— 20 TRIPLE20 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Angry,: (Angry, advances advances on STARon STAR GUY.) GUY.) Ridiculous! Ridiculous! You You andand all who all who depend depend on it—toon it—to my mywill. will. Not Nota second, a second, not nota minute, a minute, conceitedconceited little— little— not notan houran hour can can pass pass without without my myconsent. consent. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Cut: Cutit out, it out, boys, boys, we’ve we’ve got gota job a jobto do. to do. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: No!: No!It can’t It can’t be! be! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Blossom’s: Blossom’s right. right. If you If you don’t don’t shut shut up andup and get get SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Oh,: Oh, yes, yes, it can! it can! And And you, you, your your company, company, this thiscity, city, ready,ready, I’ll burrowI’ll burrow into into your your hearts hearts and and tear tear them them out outof yourof your 25 25 the theentire entire world, world, in fact, in fact, are aremine mine for thefor thetaking. taking. It’s only,It’s only, you you might might 25 25 chests!chests! say,say, a matter a matter of time. of time. (Lets (Lets out outan extremelyan extremely evil evillaugh.) laugh.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: You: You don’t don’t have have a very a very pleasant pleasant way way of putting of putting things, things, do do WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (To: (ToARTISTS.) ARTISTS.) Quick! Quick! Draw Draw a hero a hero to  ghtto  ghtthis thisvillain! villain! youyou know know that? that? (WOMBAT (WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN approaches approaches him him threateningly.) threateningly.) (As (Asthe theARTISTS ARTISTS raise raise their their pens, pens, they they are areimmediately immediately FROZEN FROZEN Okay,Okay, okay, okay, I’m I’mgetting getting ready. ready. in thein theact actby SHOCKby SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Just: Just make make sure sure you you zap zap those those Minutos Minutos with with your your 30 30 SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Sorry,: Sorry, guys, guys, but butI can’t I can’t let youlet you do that.do that. I don’t I don’t 30 30 charismacharisma ray rayin timein time for forme meto getto getat Shockat Shock Clock. Clock. (He (He and and like likesuperheroes. superheroes. They They can can be beannoying annoying little little creatures. creatures. (To (To BLOSSOMBLOSSOM move move UPSTAGE UPSTAGE and and begin begin to danceto dance casually casually while while MINUTOS.)MINUTOS.) Minutos! Minutos! Take Take these these people people and and their their pens pens away! away! lookinglooking all around all around for SHOCKfor SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) (MINUTOS(MINUTOS pull pullWUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN and and his ARTISTShis ARTISTS OFF OFF RIGHT RIGHT as as STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Calls: (Calls after after TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME.) TIME.) Don’t Don’t worry worry about about me. me. You You SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK continues continues to speak, to speak, then then RE-ENTER.) RE-ENTER.) Put Putthem them just justdo yourdo your job! job! (He (He and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN take take their their positions positions in myin myTime Time Freezer! Freezer! They They can can enjoy enjoy a little a little stint stint in suspendedin suspended 35 35 35 35 DOWNDOWN LEFT. LEFT. WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN begins begins to dance to dance while while scanning scanning animation.animation. Ah, Ah,yes, yes, my mytime time has has  nally  nally come! come! I am I amabout about to to the thecrowd crowd for signsfor signs of the of thevillain. villain. STAR STAR GUY GUY pulls pulls out outa mirror a mirror and and becomebecome rich, rich, famous, famous, powerful. powerful. I’ll takeI’ll take what what I want. I want. No Noone one will will busiesbusies himself himself with with adjusting adjusting his hair.)his hair.) be ablebe able to stop to stop me mebecause because I can I can stop stop them them  rst.  rst.I can I can freeze freeze them them : (RE-ENTERS: (RE-ENTERS and and moves moves to platform.) to platform.) Hey, Hey, everyone, everyone, can can in thein themoment. moment. I am, I am, after after all, all,Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 3: 3: EMCEEEMCEE I haveI have your your attention, attention, please?! please?! I know I know you’ve you’ve been been waiting waiting for ourfor our 40 40 “Dr.“Dr. Shock Shock Clock.”) Clock.”) 40 40 specialspecial guest guest to arrive. to arrive. MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, : Rotten: Rotten Penny! Penny! ShockShock the theclock, clock, tick ticktock, tock, GIRLGIRL #1 #1

12 12 29 29 For preview only PRODUCTIONPRODUCTION NOTES NOTES GOLDGOLD WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE MANAGER MANAGER GOLDGOLD WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE EMPLOYEES EMPLOYEES (at least(at least two) two) PROPERTIESPROPERTIES SALESCLERKSALESCLERK ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene One: One: Large Large and and small small rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks (The (The JEWELRYJEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER minimumminimum number number needed needed would would be twobe twotall tallblocks blocks [desk [desk height] height] GLADYSGLADYS andand two twoshort short blocks blocks [about [about a foot a foot tall]. tall]. Some Some blocks blocks should should be be OLDOLD LADY LADY WITH WITH PURSE PURSE largelarge enough enough to concealto conceal an anactor actor entirely entirely to effectto effect “magical” “magical” appearancesappearances and and disappearances disappearances onstage). onstage). ROCKROCK GROUP GROUP (at least(at least three three members) members) BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene One: One: EMCEEEMCEE Comic Comic books books (KIDS) (KIDS) ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY (leader (leader of rock of rock group) group) Sketch Sketch pad pad and and pen pen (STANLEY) (STANLEY) CROWDCROWD MEMBERS MEMBERS (at least(at least two) two) Superhero Superhero T-shirt, T-shirt, lunch lunch box box or pillowcase or pillowcase (NARRATOR) (NARRATOR) POLICEMENPOLICEMEN (at least(at least two) two) ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Two: Two: Two Two desks desks with with papers papers and and folders, folders, wastebasket,wastebasket, at least at least two twochairs, chairs, purse purse [on [ondesk], desk], broom, broom, bench. bench. NEWSBOYNEWSBOY (NOTE:(NOTE: desks desks and and bench bench can can be madebe made using using large large and and small small EXTRASEXTRAS (DREAM (DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES [up [upto ten], to ten], rehearsalrehearsal blocks.) blocks.) CROWDCROWD MEMBERS) MEMBERS) BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Two: Two: Piece Piece of paper of paper [in pocket],[in pocket], box box containing containing pens, pens, catalog catalog SYNOPSISSYNOPSIS OF OFSCENES SCENES (STANLEY)(STANLEY) SceneScene One: One: Present-day Present-day New New York York City. City. Folder Folder with with papers papers (VIOLA) (VIOLA) SceneScene Two: Two: D. C.D. Wunderman’sC. Wunderman’s executive executive of ceof  atce Wonder at Wonder Comics. Comics. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Three: Three: Same Same as Scene as Scene Two, Two, but butwith with a large a large panel panel A workA work day. day. drawingdrawing of Dr. of ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock covered covered by aby black a black drape. drape. BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Three: Three: SceneScene Three: Three: Same. Same. The The next next day. day. Sketch Sketch pads, pads, pens pens (ARTISTS) (ARTISTS) SceneScene Four: Four: Same. Same. A few A fewminutes minutes later. later. Clocks, Clocks, hourglasses, hourglasses, sundials sundials and and other other time-related time-related items items SceneScene Five: Five: A bank, A bank, the thegold gold warehouse, warehouse, a jewelry a jewelry store, store, a street. a street. A A (MINUTOS)(MINUTOS) few fewdays days later. later. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Four: Four: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three. Three. SceneScene Six: Six: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.Same Same time time as inas Scene in Scene Five. Five. BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Four: Four: SceneScene Seven: Seven: Times Times Square. Square. Later Later that that night. night. Sketch Sketch pad pad and and pen, pen, piece piece of paper of paper [in pocket][in pocket] (STANLEY) (STANLEY) Charisma Charisma ray, ray, cape, cape, hat hatand and mask mask (thrown (thrown ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the the SceneScene Eight: Eight: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.The The next next day. day. wings)wings) SceneScene Nine: Nine: Roof Roof of the of theTimes Times Building. Building. Midnight Midnight the thenext next evening. evening. Flowers Flowers and and leaves leaves (BLOSSOM) (BLOSSOM) SceneScene Ten: Ten: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.The The next next day. day. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Five: Five: Counter Counter with with drawer drawer of cashof cash to resembleto resemble bankbank counter counter (BANK), (BANK), another another counter counter for forjewelry jewelry store, store, crate crate SETSET DESCRIPTION DESCRIPTION (GOLD(GOLD WAREHOUSE). WAREHOUSE). [Counters [Counters can can be becreated created by stackingby stacking TheThe play play takes takes place place at various at various locales locales in New in New York York City. City. All sets All sets for thefor the shortshort blocks blocks on topon topof the of thetall blocks.]tall blocks.] playplay can can be representedbe represented with with a set a setof tall of talland and short short rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Five: Five: andand a few a fewother other props. props. D. C.D. Wunderman’sC. Wunderman’s of ceof  isce the is themain main set setand and Large Large sack sack (MINUTOS) (MINUTOS) cancan be representedbe represented by anby executive-typean executive-type desk desk LEFT LEFT and and a smaller a smaller Jewelry Jewelry (SALESMAN) (SALESMAN) secretarialsecretarial desk desk RIGHT RIGHT (use (use rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks as desks,as desks, if desired). if desired). A A Purse Purse (OLD (OLD LADY) LADY) wastebasketwastebasket sits sitsbeside beside the thelarger larger desk. desk. Two Two rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks can can be be ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Six: Six: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three, Three, but butwith with a newspaper a newspaper stackedstacked to form to form a bench, a bench, CENTER. CENTER. An EXITAn EXIT RIGHT RIGHT leads leads to the to therest rest on theon thedesk. desk. of theof theof cesof cesand and outside. outside. Various Various EXITS EXITS are areused used for otherfor other scenes. scenes. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Seven: Seven: Small Small stage stage or platform or platform with with microphone. microphone.

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1 GIRL1 GIRL #2: #2 Where’s: Where’s Rotten Rotten Penny?! Penny?! 1 1 helpers.helpers. You You will willdraw draw him him in all in his all gloryhis glory so heso canhe can leap leap from from our our GIRLGIRL #3: #3 We: Wewant want Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! pagespages to become to become a living, a living, breathing breathing superhero! superhero! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (To: (ToWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Look Look at those at those girls! girls! Screaming Screaming ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 Unveil: Unveil the thepicture picture already, already, Wunderman. Wunderman. overover Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! They They don’t don’t know know true true good good looks looks when when they they see see ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Yeah,: Yeah, we wantwe want to get to getstarted! started! 5 5 them.them. I think I think I’ll use I’ll usemy charismamy charisma ray rayto teach to teach them them a little a little lesson. lesson. 5 WUNDERMAN5 WUNDERMAN: For: ForPete’s Pete’s sake, sake, people, people, this thisis ais momentousa momentous WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Not: Notnow! now! There’s There’s no time!no time! moment.moment. It deserves It deserves a little a little fanfare! fanfare! Where Where was was I… I…oh, oh,yes, yes, do do STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Zaps: (Zaps the theGIRLS. GIRLS. SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: CHARISMA CHARISMA ZAP. ZAP. youyou have have your your sketchbooks sketchbooks ready? ready? TheThe GIRLS GIRLS turn turn to STARto STAR GUY GUY screaming.) screaming.) Too Too late— late— They’ve They’ve ARTISTSARTISTS: Sketchbooks: Sketchbooks ready! ready! seenseen the thelight. light. (The (The GIRLS GIRLS wrap wrap themselves themselves around around his hislegs legs in in WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Do: youDo you have have your your pens pens in hand? in hand? 10 10 adoration.)adoration.) 10 ARTISTS10 ARTISTS: Pens: Pens in hand! in hand! EMCEEEMCEE: So: nowSo now without without further further ado, ado, I’d likeI’d liketo introduce to introduce the thenumber number WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Prepare: Prepare yourselves yourselves to goto godown down in comicin comic book book oneone singer singer in thein thecountry, country, who who has has brought brought his hispriceless priceless coin coin history!history! collectioncollection here here tonight tonight to auctionto auction off offfor forcharity. charity. The The one, one, the the : We: Weare areprepared! prepared! only,only, the theunbelievable unbelievable Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! (The (The CROWD CROWD cheers cheers as as ARTISTSARTISTS 15 15 ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY ENTERS. ENTERS. He’s He’s carrying carrying an expensive-lookingan expensive-looking WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It :is Itnow is now my myhonor honor to present to present to you to you the thecornerstone cornerstone woodenwooden box.) box.) 15 15 of ourof ournew new “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive” Alive” series—Dr. series—Dr. Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (SOUND(SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE. FANFARE. He Hepulls pulls the theblack black drape drape off theoff the ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY: Thanks,: Thanks, everyone. everyone. It’s reallyIt’s really cool cool to be to herebe here in this in this panelpanel to reveal to reveal an enormousan enormous painting painting of Dr. of Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. He Heis is happeninghappening city cityhanging hanging with with all you all you friendly friendly fans. fans. (Cheers.) (Cheers.) As you As you an imposingan imposing character character with with an hourglassan hourglass headpiece, headpiece, a clock a clock face face know,know, I’m I’mhere here to auction to auction off theoff thelittle little babies babies in this in thisbox box because because on hison hischest chest and and a variety a variety of clocks of clocks and and watches watches throughout throughout his his 20 20 I believeI believe in sharing in sharing my mywealth wealth with with those those less less fortunate fortunate than than me. me. 20 20 costume.costume. [NOTE: [NOTE: Of course, Of course, if your if your SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK is costumed is costumed (More(More cheers.) cheers.) I also I also believe believe in declaring in declaring big bigtax taxdeductions deductions on on differently,differently, the thepainting painting should should be bealtered altered accordingly.] accordingly.] The The my IRSmy IRS form. form. (Cheers.) (Cheers.) Before Before we startwe start the theauction, auction, though, though, I think I think ARTISTSARTISTS “ooh” “ooh” and and “aah.”) “aah.”) we weneed need some some mean mean singing singing and and dancing! dancing! (ALL (ALL cheer. cheer. MUSIC MUSIC CUECUE 5a: 5a: “Rotten “Rotten Penny Penny Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” EVERYONE EVERYONE starts starts ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 That’s: That’s mine! mine! I drew I drew that that one! one! 25 25 dancing.)dancing.) WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yes,: Yes, you you did, did, and and congratulations. congratulations. This This is our is ournew new GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Dance!: Dance! Dance Dance with with me, me, Star Star Guy! Guy! 25 25 superhero,superhero, folks! folks! Our Our living living comic comic prototype! prototype! Now Now it’s timeit’s time for youfor you to useto use all your all your artistic artistic skills skills to bring to bring him him to life. to life.Raise Raise your your Powerful Powerful GIRLGIRL #2: #2 No,: No,with with me! me! PensPens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia and—ready, and—ready, set, set, draw! draw! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 2a: 2a: GIRLGIRL #3: #3 Me!: Me! (They (They tackle tackle STAR STAR GUY GUY to the to theground. ground. Just Just as they as they do, do, “Drawing“Drawing Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” The The ARTISTS ARTISTS start start drawing, drawing, and and SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK and and his MINUTOShis MINUTOS ENTER ENTER LEFT.) LEFT.) as theyas they do, do,Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s assistants, assistants, the theMINUTOS, MINUTOS, come come out out 30 30 WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (To: (ToSTAR STAR GUY.) GUY.) There’s There’s Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Quick, Quick, 30 30 fromfrom behind behind the thepanel. panel. Each Each one one carries carries a large a large cut-out cut-out of a of clock a clock useuse your your charisma charisma ray rayon theon theMinutos! Minutos! faceface which which they they move move rhythmically rhythmically to the to theticking ticking music—they music—they can can STARSTAR GUY GUY: (From: (From under under the theGIRLS.) GIRLS.) I can’t! I can’t! I can’t I can’t get getat it! at (MUSIC it! (MUSIC useuse these these clocks clocks to great to great effect effect during during the thesong. song. Finally, Finally, THREE THREE OUT.OUT. As Asthe theMINUTOS MINUTOS push push ROTTEN ROTTEN PENNY PENNY off theoff theSTAGE STAGE MINUTOSMINUTOS go togo the to thepanel panel drawing. drawing. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) andand SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK takes takes his hisplace, place, WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN jumps jumps MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 It :is Itnow is now time… time… 35 35 to theto theedge edge of the of theSTAGE STAGE and and starts starts “digging” “digging” a burrow.) a burrow.) 35 MINUTO35 MINUTO #2: #2 …to: …to present present our ourleader! leader! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Yells: (Yells as asshe she digs.) digs.) Blossom! Blossom! Triple Triple Time! Time! MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 Please: Please welcome… welcome… Hurry!Hurry! ALLALL MINUTOS MINUTOS: …Dr.: …Dr. Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (SOUND (SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE. FANFARE. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sees: (Sees STAR STAR GUY GUY is incapacitated.) is incapacitated.) Go, Go, Triple Triple Time! Time! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK jumps jumps from from behind behind the thepicture picture of him.of him. ALL ALL TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: On: Onmy myway! way! ARTISTSARTISTS applaud.) applaud.) 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Sorry,: Sorry, folks, folks, but it’sbut time it’s time for a for bit a of bit my of magic!my magic! (Snaps (Snaps 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Thank: Thank you, you, thank thank you. you. Glad Glad to be to here.be here. And And so areso are his his ngers  ngers and and ALL ALL FREEZE, FREEZE, except except TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, who who starts starts my mylittle little helpers, helpers, the theMinutos. Minutos. Aren’t Aren’t you, you, Minutos? Minutos?

30 30 11 11 30 11 RIGHTS MUSTFor BE PURCHASED preview BEFORE REPRODUCING only THIS SCRIPT ADVENTURESADVENTURES OF OFA COMIC A COMIC BOOK BOOK ARTIST ARTIST BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Seven: Seven: Small Small hand hand mirror mirror (STAR (STAR GUY) GUY) BookBook and and lyrics lyrics by Patby PatLydersen Lydersen Small, Small, expensive-looking expensive-looking wooden wooden box box (ROTTEN (ROTTEN PENNY) PENNY) MusicMusic by Wendyby Wendy Woolf Woolf Sacks Sacks (MINUTOS) (MINUTOS) CASTCAST OF OFCHARACTERS CHARACTERS Flower Flower (BLOSSOM) (BLOSSOM) (In Order(In Order of Speaking) of Speaking) Whistles, Whistles, pen pen and and notepad notepad (POLICEMEN) (POLICEMEN) ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Eight: Eight: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three, Three, but butthe thebox box on on # of lines# of lines WUNDERMAN’SWUNDERMAN’S desk desk now now contains contains a large a large eraser. eraser. NARRATORNARRATOR ...... comic-book-type ...... comic-book-type character character 27 27 BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Eight: Eight: withwith a dramatic a dramatic  air  air Handkerchief Handkerchief (NARRATOR) (NARRATOR) STANLEYSTANLEY LEONARDO LEONARDO ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Nine: Nine: Large Large and and small small rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks arranged arranged SAPPOVITZSAPPOVITZ ...... slightly slightly nerdy nerdy young young man man 124 124 to lookto look like likea rooftop. a rooftop. MR.MR. WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN ...... typical ...... typical Mel Mel Brooks-type Brooks-type 48 48 BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Nine: Nine: businessmanbusinessman (can (can be female)be female) Newspapers Newspapers (NEWSBOY) (NEWSBOY) ARTISTSARTISTS ...... Wunderman’s Wunderman’s staff staff 53 53 Large Large eraser eraser and and shield shield (STANLEY) (STANLEY) (at least(at least three, three, up toup six) to six) Clocks, Clocks, hourglasses, hourglasses, sundials sundials and and other other time-related time-related items items VIOLAVIOLA ...... Wunderman’s Wunderman’s competent competent 46 46 (MINUTOS)(MINUTOS) but butslightly slightly airheaded airheaded young young ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Ten: Ten: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Two. Two. secretary;secretary; falls falls in love in love BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Ten: Ten: withwith Stanley Stanley Broom, Broom, Eraser Eraser Man Man shirt shirt (STANLEY) (STANLEY) DOCTORDOCTOR SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK ...... villain; ...... villain; can can stop stop time time with with 35 35 COSTUMESCOSTUMES the thesnap snap of his of his ngers  ngers LikeLike the thesets, sets, costumes costumes can can be simple.be simple. Be creativeBe creative and and have have fun! fun! MINUTOSMINUTOS ...... Dr. Shock Dr. Shock Clock’s Clock’s henchmen henchmen 25 25 (at least(at least three, three, but butthe themore, more, SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S costume costume should should probably probably be thebe themost most elaborate, elaborate, the thebetter!) better!) embellishedembellished with with a variety a variety of watches,of watches, clocks clocks and and hourglasses. hourglasses. TheThe painting painting of Shock of Shock Clock Clock should should match match the thecostume costume as closely as closely STARSTAR GUY GUY ...... full-of-himself full-of-himself superhero; superhero; 59 59 as possible.as possible. charismacharisma ray rayis his is mainhis main superpowersuperpower TheThe MINUTOS MINUTOS can can wear wear similar similar renditions renditions of their of their leader’s leader’s out out t but t but withwith less less  are.  are. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME ...... super-fast super-fast superhero; superhero; has has 36 36 constantconstant tension tension with with Star Star Guy Guy NARRATORNARRATOR could could wear wear some some kind kind of unusual of unusual suit suitor tuxedo or tuxedo (think (think of of the theJoker Joker in Batman in Batman), but), butany any colorful colorful costume costume will willdo. do. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM ...... environmentalist ...... environmentalist superhero; superhero; 26 26 magicalmagical  owers  owers put puther herenemies enemies VIOLAVIOLA wears wears a wide a wide belt belt as partas part of her of hercostume. costume. For ForScene Scene Seven, Seven, to sleepto sleep sheshe might might wear wear a different a different out out t but t butwith with the thesame same belt. belt. Eliminate Eliminate her herline linein Scene in Scene Six Sixto avoid to avoid costume costume change. change. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN ...... slightly slightly grouchy grouchy but but 53 53 good-heartedgood-hearted superhero; superhero; THETHE FABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR wear wear unitards unitards or tights, or tights, capes capes and and accessories. accessories. super-burrowersuper-burrower WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN could could wear wear a furry a furry jumpsuit jumpsuit with with a large a large pocket pocket as aas base a base along along with with a hat, a hat, which which she she wears wears at aat slant a slant on heron her BIT BITPARTS PARTS headhead halfway halfway through through the theplay. play. STAR STAR GUY GUY wears wears brightly brightly colored, colored, baggybaggy basketball basketball shorts shorts in Scene in Scene Seven. Seven. KIDSKIDS (as (asmany many as 16)as 16) STANLEYSTANLEY could could wear wear everyday everyday clothes clothes or aor janitor’s a janitor’s out out t. In t. the In the GIRLSGIRLS (at least(at least three) three) openingopening scene, scene, he wearshe wears a baseball a baseball cap cap to look to look like likea kid. a kid.In the In the BANKBANK TELLER TELLER  nal scene,nal scene, he wears he wears an “Eraser an “Eraser Man” Man” T-shirt T-shirt underneath underneath his otherhis other BANKBANK CUSTOMER CUSTOMER ii ii 43 43

1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: It’s: allIt’s right. all right. I’ll just I’ll justhave have to draw to draw a better a better one. one. 1 1 movingmoving in slow in slow motion, motion, and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN, WOMAN, who who has has jumped jumped VIOLAVIOLA: (Sees: (Sees the theopen open box box of pensof pens on WUNDERMAN’son WUNDERMAN’s desk desk and and OFFOFF the theSTAGE STAGE into into her her“burrow.” “burrow.” Moves Moves to TRIPLE to TRIPLE TIME.) TIME.) takestakes one one out.) out.) Hey, Hey, Stanley. Stanley. Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman must must have have ordered ordered SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: What: What have have we here?we here? this thisbox box of pens of pens to give to give out outto his to artists.his artists. (Hands (Hands pen pen to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Still: (Still moving moving and and talking talking in slow in slow motion.) motion.) I’ll… I’ll… get… get… 5 5 WhyWhy don’t don’t you you take take this thisone? one? He Hewon’t won’t miss miss one one little little pen, pen, and and 5 5 you…you… Shock Shock Clock… Clock… maybemaybe it will it willbring bring you you luck. luck. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: You’ll: You’ll get getme? me? Oh, Oh, look, look, Minutos, Minutos, it’s it’sa littlea little STANLEYSTANLEY: A :pen A pen from from Wonder Wonder Comics! Comics! Gee, Gee, Viola, Viola, thanks. thanks. superherosuperhero trying trying to do to battle!do battle! I think I think he’s he’s a super a super fast fast little little guy, guy, so so VIOLAVIOLA: Don’t: Don’t mention mention it. I it.better I better get getgoing. going. Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman gave gave me me whenwhen I stopped I stopped time, time, I merely I merely slowed slowed him him down. down. the theday day off tomorrow.off tomorrow. Isn’t Isn’t that that nice nice of him? of him? MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 You: You slowed slowed him him down, down, all right! all right! 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: It :sure It sure is—very is—very nice. nice. Good Good night, night, Viola. Viola. 10 MINUTO10 MINUTO #2: #2 He: looksHe looks like likethe theenergizer energizer bunny bunny without without any any energy! energy! VIOLAVIOLA: Good: Good night. night. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 He: Helooks looks like likean actionan action  gure  gure who’s who’s missing missing the theaction! action! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at the at thepen. pen. Sings Sings a cappella.) a cappella.) (They(They laugh.) laugh.) I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Looks: (Looks around.) around.) I detect I detect a fewa fewmore more of theseof these That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is— is— That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) annoyingannoying superheroes superheroes around. around. (Goes (Goes to toBLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, who’s who’s EndEnd of Scene of Scene Two Two 15 15 FROZENFROZEN with with a  owera  ower in her in herhand.) hand.) This This little little one one looks looks like likeshe she waswas planning planning on doingon doing something something nasty nasty with with her her ower.  ower. (Takes (Takes it it SceneScene Three Three fromfrom her herhand hand and and gives gives it to it a to MINUTO.) a MINUTO.) Get Get rid ofrid it. of I neverit. I never liked liked 15 SPOTLIGHT15 SPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. petunias,petunias, anyway. anyway. NARRATORNARRATOR: Will: Will Stanley Stanley get getto be to abe comic a comic book book artist? artist? Will Will the thepens pens MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 Yes,: Yes, Scion Scion of the of theSecond! Second! (Drops (Drops it in ithis in sack.)his sack.) fromfrom Pelopponesia Pelopponesia really really work? work? Will Will D. C. D. Wunderman C. Wunderman make make piles piles 20 SHOCK20 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Moves: (Moves to STAR to STAR GUY.) GUY.) And And this thisguy guy appears appears to have to have of money?of money? The The next next day day answered answered one one of these of these questions. questions. (EXITS (EXITS beenbeen having having some some trouble trouble with with the theladies. ladies. (Picks (Picks up theup thecharisma charisma RIGHT.RIGHT. LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPFULL FULL on WUNDERMAN’Son WUNDERMAN’S of ce.of ce.There There is a is a ray.)ray.) I don’t I don’t know know what what this thisweapon weapon is, but is, butI think I think I’ll relieve I’ll relieve him him of of 20 20 panelpanel UP UPCENTER CENTER covered covered with with a black a black drape. drape. The The ARTISTS ARTISTS are are it. Betterit. Better safe safe than than sorry. sorry. (Hands (Hands ray rayto a to MINUTO.) a MINUTO.) ONSTAGEONSTAGE with with sketch sketch pads, pads, some some sitting sitting on benchon bench CENTER.) CENTER.) MINUTOMINUTO #2: #2 I’ll: putI’ll putit in it your in your armory, armory, Your Your Royal Royal Timeliness. Timeliness. (Puts (Puts it it ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 We’ve: We’ve been been sketching sketching all morning.all morning. My Myhand hand is killingis killing 25 25 in hisin sack.)his sack.) me.me. MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 (With: (With the thecoin coin collection collection in his in hishand.) hand.) Here’s Here’s the thecoin coin ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Where’s: Where’s Wunderman? Wunderman? The The meeting meeting was was supposed supposed to to collection,collection, Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock. Clock. 25 25 startstart ten tenminutes minutes ago. ago. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Oh,: Oh, yes, yes, can’t can’t forget forget what what we wecame came for. for.(Takes (Takes it.) it.) ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 I : don’t I don’t know, know, but butI wish I wish he’d he’d decide decide on whichon which of ourof our TakeTake these these three three not-so-superheroes not-so-superheroes to my to myTime Time Freezer Freezer and and put put characterscharacters we’re we’re going going to use to use for “Wonderfor “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” 30 30 themthem in with in with those those comic comic book book people. people. I can I can decide decide what what to doto do ARTISTARTIST #1 : #1 Me,: Me, too. too. I want I want to tryto tryout outone one of thoseof those pens pens from from withwith them them later. later. Pelopponesia.Pelopponesia. MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, General General of theof theJuncture. Juncture. (Drag (Drag TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, 30 ARTIST30 ARTIST #2: #2 Do: youDo you think think they they could could really really work? work? BLOSSOMBLOSSOM and and STAR STAR GUY GUY OFF OFF LEFT LEFT as SHOCKas SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK looks looks aroundaround at the at thefrozen frozen CROWD CROWD MEMBERS.) MEMBERS.) ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 We’ll: We’ll know know soon soon enough. enough. Here Here comes comes Wunderman. Wunderman. 35 35 : Well,: Well, my myhappy happy party-goers, party-goers, I want I want to thankto thank you you WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: :(ENTERS (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Okay, Okay, everyone, everyone, listen listen up. up. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK You’veYou’ve worked worked hard hard all morningall morning presenting presenting me mewith with sketches sketches of of for afor very a very pro pro table table time. time. (Starts (Starts to leave, to leave, then then stops stops and and turns.) turns.) superherosuperhero after after superhero. superhero. I’ve I’vestudied studied them them all carefullyall carefully and and AndAnd by theby theway, way, Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was here! here! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and EXITS LEFT. ALL UNFREEZE and begin to move, looking 35 35 havehave now now chosen chosen the thecharacter character who who will willbecome become the the rst  rst in in and EXITS LEFT. ALL UNFREEZE and begin to move, looking our ourgroundbreaking groundbreaking series, series, “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive”! Alive”! This This is theis the around,around, puzzled.) puzzled.) charactercharacter you you will willdraw draw with with your your new new pens pens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia 40 ROTTEN40 ROTTEN PENNY PENNY: My: Mycoin coin collection! collection! It’s gone!It’s gone! YouYou will willdraw draw his hisenvironment, environment, his hisheadquarters, headquarters, his histools, tools, his his

10 10 31 31 10 31 RIGHTS MUST BE PURCHASED BEFORE REPRODUCING THIS SCRIPT For preview only clothes.clothes. As “EraserAs “Eraser Man,” Man,” he wearshe wears VIOLA’S VIOLA’S belt belt with with WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN’SWOMAN’S cape cape and and mask. mask. POLICEMENPOLICEMEN wear wear standard standard uniforms. uniforms. If youIf you choose choose to use to use the theDREAM DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES in Scene in Scene Two Two and and SceneScene Nine, Nine, feel feel free free to changeto change the thenames names to  tot any t any costume costume whichwhich may may already already exist exist in your in your theater’s theater’s inventory. inventory.

SOUNDSOUND EFFECTS EFFECTS AdventuresAdventures of a of Comic a Comic Book Book Artist Artist is a issatire a satire of the of thecomic comic book book genre genre andand should should be bedone done in anin anexaggerated, exaggerated, melodramatic melodramatic style. style. The The followingfollowing sound sound effects effects are areincluded included on theon theproduction production and and rehearsal rehearsal CDs:CDs: fanfare, fanfare, “freezing” “freezing” sound, sound, “zapping” “zapping” sound sound for forcharisma charisma ray, ray, melodramaticmelodramatic tremolo tremolo and and passage passage of time. of time. A slide A slide whistle whistle adds adds to to BookBook and and lyrics lyrics by by Pat Pat Lydersen Lydersen the theshow show but butis not is notrequired. required. MusicMusic by by Wendy Wendy Woolf Woolf FLEXIBLEFLEXIBLE CASTING CASTING TheThe show show can can be donebe done with with as fewas fewas 15as actors15 actors (with (with much much doubling) doubling) © Copyright© Copyright 2006, 2006, Pioneer Pioneer Drama Drama Service, Service, Inc. Inc. or asor manyas many as 35as or35 even or even more more if each if each bit partbit part is  lledis  lledby aby separate a separate actor.actor. In addition,In addition, there there is anis almostan almost unlimited unlimited potential potential for forextras. extras. UseUse as many as many as you as you like likefor crowdfor crowd scenes, scenes, ROTTEN ROTTEN PENNY’S PENNY’S band, band, ProfessionalsProfessionals and amateursand amateurs are herebyare hereby warned warned that athat royalty a royalty must must be paid be paidfor every for every performance,performance, whether whether or not or admissionnot admission is charged. is charged. All inquiriesAll inquiries regarding regarding rights rights andand so on.so on.STANLEY STANLEY and and STAR STAR GUY GUY are arethe theonly only characters characters who who shouldshould be addressed be addressed to Pioneer to Pioneer Drama Drama Service, Service, Inc., Inc., PO BoxPO Box4267, 4267, Englewood, Englewood, absolutelyabsolutely must must be male.be male. In theIn theoriginal original production, production, WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN CO 80155CO 80155. . waswas played played by aby female. a female. All rightsAll rights to this to musical—includingthis musical—including but notbut limitednot limited to amateur, to amateur, professional, professional, radio radio PROPSPROPS FLYING FLYING ONSTAGE ONSTAGE broadcast,broadcast, television, television, motion motion picture, picture, public public reading reading and andtranslation translation into intoforeign foreign SeveralSeveral times times items items that that are aredrawn drawn with with the thePowerful Powerful Pens Pens from from languages—arelanguages—are controlled controlled by Pioneerby Pioneer Drama Drama Service, Service, Inc., Inc.,without without whose whose permissionpermission no performance, no performance, reading reading or presentation or presentation of any of kindany kindin whole in whole or in or part in part PelopponesiaPelopponesia “FLY “FLY ONSTAGE.” ONSTAGE.” There There are severalare several options options for achieving for achieving may maybe given. be given. this thiseffect. effect. The The items items might might be simplybe simply thrown thrown in from in from the thewings. wings. They They couldcould also also be be own  own in on in hookson hooks suspended suspended from from a rope a rope and and pulley pulley TheseThese rights rights are fullyare fullyprotected protected under under the copyrightthe copyright laws laws of the of Unitedthe United States States of of systemsystem strung strung over over the thestage. stage. Another Another option option is to is have to have a stagehand a stagehand AmericaAmerica and andof all of countries all countries covered covered by the by Universalthe Universal Copyright Copyright Convention Convention or or hidinghiding behind behind a rehearsal a rehearsal block block thrust thrust them them into into the theair onair cue.on cue. with withwhich which the Unitedthe United States States has reciprocalhas reciprocal copyright copyright relations, relations, including including Canada, Canada, Mexico,Mexico, Australia Australia and andall nations all nations of the of Unitedthe United Kingdom. Kingdom.

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1 PERSON1 PERSON IN CROWD IN CROWD: It :was It was that that Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! I saw I saw him him just justas as 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #4: #4But: Butif they if they come come to life, to life,how how would would we makewe make the charactersthe characters he left!he left! (ALL (ALL start start talking talking at once at once until until two twoPOLICEMEN POLICEMEN ENTER ENTER do whatdo what we wantwe want them them to do? to do? RIGHT,RIGHT, blowing blowing their their whistles.) whistles.) WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Simple!: Simple! We Wejust justkeep keep drawing drawing them them following following our our POLICEPOLICE #1: #1 Quiet!: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! storystory line. line. 5 POLICE5 POLICE #2: #2 Stay: Stay calm, calm, everybody. everybody. We’ll We’ll get getto theto thebottom bottom of this.of this. 5 ARTIST5 ARTIST #5: #5 If :that If that worked, worked, then then people people would would be ablebe able to watch to watch our our (More(More talking talking from from the theCROWD.) CROWD.) superheroessuperheroes and and villains villains actually actually living living through through all the all theadventures adventures POLICEPOLICE #1: #1 Please,: Please, just justsettle settle down down and and let uslet dous ourdo ourjob! job! we thinkwe think up forup them!for them! POLICEPOLICE #2: #2 We: Weneed need to question to question everyone everyone here, here, so all so of all you of you line lineup up ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 You’re: You’re right. right. It would It would be farbe betterfar better than than an ordinaryan ordinary comic comic in anin orderlyan orderly fashion. fashion. (Takes (Takes out outpen pen and and notepad.) notepad.) book!book! 10 POLICE10 POLICE #1: #1 (As: (Asthe theCROWD CROWD continues continues to murmur.)to murmur.) Anyone Anyone who who 10 ARTIST10 ARTIST #1: #1 Better: Better than than TV! TV! sawsaw anything anything please please step step forward. forward. (POLICEMAN (POLICEMAN #2 begins#2 begins to to ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Better: Better than than the themovies! movies! interviewinterview one one SPECTATOR. SPECTATOR. As theAs thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN continue continue silently silently ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 It :would It would be thebe theultimate ultimate reality reality show! show! miming interviews with the CROWD UPSTAGE, STANLEY and miming interviews with the CROWD UPSTAGE, STANLEY and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Now: Now you’re you’re talking! talking! We’re We’re going going to strike to strike it rich it rich with with VIOLAVIOLA move move DOWNSTAGE.) DOWNSTAGE.) this,this, very very rich! rich! 15 15 : Where’s the Fabulous Four?! STANLEYSTANLEY: Where’s the Fabulous Four?! 15 ARTIST15 ARTIST #4: #4 Rich: Rich is nice. is nice. : I don’t see them anywhere! VIOLAVIOLA: I don’t see them anywhere! ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 I can: I can live livewith with rich. rich. : (Climbs onto the STAGE.) Shock Clock took the WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Climbs onto the STAGE.) Shock Clock took the ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 And: And very very rich rich is even is even better! better! others.others. I was I was safe safe in my in myburrow burrow so Iso didn’t I didn’t get getfrozen. frozen. It was It was all all : Okay,: Okay, it’s tooit’s toolate late to start to start tonight, tonight, so I sowant I want everybody everybody StarStar Guy’s Guy’s fault! fault! He Hegot gotso caughtso caught up withup with his hisgirlfriends girlfriends that that he he WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN to goto home,go home, get geta good a good night’s night’s sleep sleep and and be readybe ready to start to start bright bright 20 20 couldn’tcouldn’t shoot shoot his hischarisma charisma ray rayto cause to cause the thediversion. diversion. The The next next 20 20 andand early early tomorrow tomorrow morning morning on ouron our rst  issuerst issue of “Wonder of “Wonder Comics Comics timetime I see I see him, him, I’m I’mgoing going to— to— Alive”!Alive”! STANLEYSTANLEY: It’s: notIt’s notStar Star Guy’s Guy’s fault, fault, it’s mine!it’s mine! ARTISTSARTISTS: “Wonder: “Wonder Comics Comics Alive”! Alive”! (Start (Start to leave, to leave, EXITING EXITING RIGHT RIGHT VIOLAVIOLA: What: What do youdo you mean, mean, Stanley? Stanley? It’s notIt’s notyour your fault. fault. as theyas they ad-lib: ad-lib: “I’ve “I’ve got gotan ideaan idea already!” already!” “I think “I think my mynewest newest STANLEYSTANLEY: I should: I should have have drawn drawn him him better! better! (To (ToWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) superherosuperhero will willwork!” work!” “This “This is totally is totally unbelievable!” unbelievable!” and and so on.)so on.) 25 25 I should have drawn you all with better superpowers! How could I I should have drawn you all with better superpowers! How could I 25 WUNDERMAN25 WUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at theat thebox box of pens.)of pens.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from thinkthink my myheroes heroes could could defeat defeat a villain a villain like likeDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock? Clock? Pelopponesia,Pelopponesia, you you have have made made my myday! day! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) : Oh, Stanley, you did the best you could. VIOLAVIOLA: Oh, Stanley, you did the best you could. STANLEYSTANLEY: (After: (After a pause, a pause, ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with his broom.)his broom.) I  nished I  nished WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You did. did. You You even even drew drew me mea cute a cute little little cape cape dustingdusting all theall theback back issues, issues, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? andand mask. mask. (Looks(Looks around.) around.) I guess I guess he heleft leftfor forthe thenight. night. Maybe Maybe I’ll justI’ll just 30 STANLEY30 STANLEY: Anyone: Anyone can can draw draw a cape a cape and and mask. mask. I thought I thought I was I was better better 30 30 emptyempty his trashhis trash can can and and leave leave myself. myself. I want I want to work to work on thaton that new new thanthan that. that. I thought I thought I really I really deserved deserved to be to abe comic a comic book book artist. artist. My My superherosuperhero I thought I thought of. (Crossesof. (Crosses LEFT LEFT to desk, to desk, picks picks up theup thetrash trash mothermother even even named named me meLeonardo. Leonardo. Leonardo! Leonardo! What What would would she she cancan and and  nds  nds his hisdrawing drawing there.) there.) My Mydrawing… drawing… I… I…I guess I guess he he thinkthink about about me menow? now? (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) didn’tdidn’t like likeit… it…(VIOLA (VIOLA ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and and crosses crosses to her to herdesk desk at at EndEnd of Scene of Scene Seven Seven RIGHT.RIGHT. Picks Picks up someup some papers.) papers.) Hello, Hello, Viola. Viola. 35 VIOLA35 VIOLA: Stanley!: Stanley! I didn’t I didn’t see see you you there! there! I just I justcame came back back to get to getsome some SceneScene Eight Eight papers.papers. (Sees (Sees him him holding holding his hisdrawing.) drawing.) What’s What’s that that you’re you’re SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On OnNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. holding?holding? 35 NARRATOR35 NARRATOR: Poor: Poor Stanley. Stanley. He Hewas was really really down down in the in thedumps. dumps. He He STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, this thisis just is justthe thedrawing drawing I gave I gave to Mr. to Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. He He shouldn’tshouldn’t have have been, been, though. though. His Hissuperhero, superhero, Star Star Guy, Guy, was was only only didn’tdidn’t like likeit. I it.found I found it in ithis in trashhis trash can. can. 40 VIOLA40 VIOLA: (Crosses: (Crosses to him.) to him.) Stanley, Stanley, I’m I’msorry. sorry.

32 32 9 9 For preview only 1 1 we wedraw draw with with them them will willcome come to life.to life. It’s It’sguaranteed! guaranteed! I read I read all all 1 1 beingbeing the thetypical typical superhero. superhero. Every Every one one of themof them has has a weakness, a weakness, aboutabout it in it thisin this catalog. catalog. (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 2: 2:“Powerful “Powerful Pens Pens from from youyou know. know. Superman Superman wilted wilted in thein thepresence presence of kryptonite.of kryptonite. The The Pelopponesia.”Pelopponesia.” Sings.) Sings.) I was I was thumbing thumbing through through a catalog a catalog GreenGreen Lantern Lantern could could be piercedbe pierced by aby weapon a weapon made made of wood. of wood. Star Star OneOne dark dark and and gloomy gloomy day day GuyGuy was was just just joining joining the theclub. club. 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STANLEY.) 10 10 TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: Here’s: Here’s your your pen, pen, Stanley. Stanley. Maybe Maybe you you could could draw draw some some new new If you’dIf you’d like like to create to create a vil a tovil hate to hate superheroessuperheroes to battle to battle Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. Or aOr hero a hero you you hope hope will willdo well,do well, STANLEYSTANLEY: It :wouldn’t It wouldn’t do anydo any good. good. The The Fabulous Fabulous Four Four were were the thebest best JustJust draw draw them, them, you’ll you’ll see, see, I couldI could do. do.I had I had been been working working on themon them for foryears! years! No, No, Viola, Viola, I’ve I’ve TheyThey will willsoon soon come come to be… to be… got gotto face to face the thefacts. facts. I’m I’mjust just a  opa  asop aas comic a comic book book artist! artist! 15 15 There’s magic in the pens that we sell.” There’s magic in the pens that we sell.” 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Now,: Now, just just a minute. a minute. If you If you call call yourself yourself a  op, a  op,what what ALLALL: (Sing.): (Sing.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, doesdoes that that make make me?! me?! I thought I thought I did I dida very a very good good job jobburrowing burrowing out out BuyBuy two two and and get getone one free. free. of theof therange range of Shock of Shock Clock’s Clock’s magic! magic! Powerful Pens from Pelopponesia… Powerful Pens from Pelopponesia… VIOLAVIOLA: You: You did! did! And And you you kept kept your your hat hatat such at such a jaunty a jaunty angle angle through through TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! the thewhole whole thing. thing. 20 20 There’sThere’s a potion—we a potion—we think—in think—in every every pen’s pen’s ink ink 20 20WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I did?: I did? Thank Thank you. you. I originally I originally wore wore it straight it straight on myon my FromFrom an agean age of years of years gone gone by. by. head,head, but butI thought I thought it looked it looked more more stylish stylish when when I tilted I tilted it a itlittle a little bit. bit. PutPut the thepen pen to your to your pad, pad, VIOLAVIOLA: It :de It denitely nitely did. did. I think I think that that how how you you wear wear a hat a hatis really— is really— DrawDraw good good or drawor draw bad, bad, AndAnd it happens, it happens, don’t don’t ask ask us why!us why! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Interrupts;: (Interrupts; jumps jumps up.) up.) Hats?! Hats?! Hats?! Hats?! Can’t Can’t you you two two see see thatthat I am I amdrowning drowning here?! here?! I am I amwallowing, wallowing, you you might might say, say, in in 25 25WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Let Letme metell tellyou, you, boys, boys, this this catalog catalog 25 25 destructivedestructive self-pity, self-pity, and and all youall you can can do isdo talk is talk about about hats! hats! WillWill save save our our company. company. I boughtI bought those those pens pens and and sent sent the theform form VIOLAVIOLA: Sorry,: Sorry, Stanley. Stanley. ForFor a one a one year’s year’s guarantee. guarantee. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: We: We thought thought that that you you had had decided decided to give to give up. up. ALLALL: (Sing.): (Sing.) Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia, Pelopponesia, STANLEYSTANLEY: Well,: Well, I had… I had… but butyou you could could at leastat least try tryto talkto talk me meout outof of 30 30 BuyBuy two two and and get getone one free. free. it. Afterit. After all, all,I’ve I’ve just just lost lost a lifelong a lifelong dream. dream. I’ve I’ve just just brought brought shame shame PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… 30 30 downdown on theon thename name my mymother mother gave gave me. me. TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! VIOLAVIOLA: Poor: Poor Stanley. Stanley. (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 6: “Stanley6: “Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz.” Sappovitz.” PowerfulPowerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia… Pelopponesia… DoesDoes a silly a silly ballet-like ballet-like dance dance with with WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! VIOLA/WOMBATVIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 35 35 TheyThey come come with with a year’s a year’s guarantee! guarantee! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) YouYou wanted wanted to be to abe comic a comic artist. artist. ARTISTARTIST #1 : #1 So: Solet letme meget getthis this straight— straight— Whatever Whatever we wedraw draw with with 35 35 YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. thesethese pens pens will willactually actually come come alive?! alive?! YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed.all crashed. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Absolutely!: Absolutely! StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 That: That is truly is truly weird. weird. VIOLAVIOLA: (Sings.): (Sings.) When When you you were were small, small, you you spent spent every every day day WithWith a pen a pen and and a pad a pad in your in your hand. hand. 40 40ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 Weird,: Weird, but butyou you know, know, it does it does have have some some very very interesting interesting possibilities.possibilities. 40 40 YouYou sketched sketched and and you you sketched sketched the thehours hours away. away. Oh,Oh, the thegrand grand superheroes superheroes you you planned! planned!

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: (Jumps: (Jumps in to in avoidto avoid a  ght.)a  ght.) I think I think I should I should decide decide on theon the 1 FABULOUS1 FABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we wedo! do! name,name, since since I’m I’mthe theartist! artist! I mean, I mean, you you did didall comeall come out outof myof my CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, penpen here… here… and and I’ve I’ve been been thinking thinking about about a name a name for formy myseries series of of StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… superheroessuperheroes ever ever since since I decided I decided to be to abe comic a comic book book artist. artist. STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The charismatic… charismatic… 5 BLOSSOM5 BLOSSOM: Stanley’s: Stanley’s right. right. Let Lethim him decide. decide. 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: All: right.All right. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… STARSTAR GUY GUY: Fair: Fair enough. enough. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… STANLEYSTANLEY: How: How about—the about—the Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! BLOSSOM/WOMBATBLOSSOM/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: The: The Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) When When I zap I zap any any girl girlor man,or man, 10 STAR10 STAR GUY GUY: Not: Not bad. bad. We We are are pretty pretty fabulous, fabulous, especially, especially, ahem, ahem, you– you– 10 10 TheyThey become become my myadoring adoring fan! fan! know-who.know-who. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) I can I can use use my mystellar stellar speed speed TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: A :little A little too toosimilar similar to the to theFantastic Fantastic Four, Four, but butnot notenough enough To accomplishTo accomplish any any deed! deed! for foranyone anyone to start to start crying crying plagiarism. plagiarism. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) I have I have incredible incredible powers powers BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: I think: I think it’s it’swonderful! wonderful! HiddenHidden in my in mymagic magic  owers!  owers! 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: It’scertainly certainly better better than than Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! 15 WOMBAT15 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) If you If you want want to get to getsomewhere, somewhere, STANLEYSTANLEY: So: Sothat’s that’s it! Iit! now I now christen christen you—Star you—Star Guy, Guy, Triple Triple Time, Time, I’ll digI’ll digyou you a burrow a burrow there! there! Blossom,Blossom, and and Wombat Wombat Woman—the Woman—the Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! First First issue issue FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’re… We’re… beginningbeginning right right now, now, with with original original artwork artwork by byStanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! Sappovitz! (MUSIC CUE 4: “The Fabulous Four.” Sings.) Sappovitz! (MUSIC CUE 4: “The Fabulous Four.” Sings.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! 20 20 ForgetForget about about the theX-Men X-Men or theor theFantastic Fantastic Four. Four. 20 20 BLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! If you’reIf you’re looking looking for afor super a super gang, gang, you you need need to look to look no more.no more. (Steps (Steps BLOSSOM intointo the thebackground, background, letting letting the theFABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR take take over.) over.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we wedo! do! We’reWe’re the theones ones for foryou, you, we wecan can conquer conquer any any foe. foe. CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, 25 25 JustJust tell tellus ofus your of your trouble, trouble, please, please, and and we’ll we’ll be goodbe good to go! to go! StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… We’re…We’re… 25 25STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The charismatic… charismatic… STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… 30 30WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we wedo! do! 30 30 ForgetForget about about the theX-Men X-Men or theor theFantastic Fantastic Four. Four. CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, If you’reIf you’re looking looking for fora super a super gang, gang, you you need need to look to look no more!no more! StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… We’reWe’re the theones ones for foryou, you, we wecan can conquer conquer any any foe. foe. JustJust tell tellus ofus your of your trouble, trouble, please, please, and and we’ll we’ll be goodbe good to go! to go! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) If you If you want want the thebest, best, I am! I am! (The (The OTHERS OTHERS push push We’re…We’re… 35 35 himhim away.) away.) 35 35STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’re… We’re… TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! 40 40WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman!

20 20 21 21 1 WOMBAT1 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) They They rattled rattled around around in your in your little little head, head, 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #3: #3 What’s: What’s so important? so important? ComingComing to life to onlife youron your pad. pad. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Viola,: Viola, it’s it’salmost almost  ve  o’clock.ve o’clock. (Hands (Hands VIOLA VIOLA her her AndAnd when when you youlay downlay down for thefor thenight night in your in your bed, bed, pursepurse and and starts starts pushing pushing her hertoward toward EXIT EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Why Why don’t don’t you you We Weknow know the thesweet sweet dreams dreams that that you youhad. had. leaveleave a little a little early early today? today? We Wedon’t don’t need need you youat this at thismeeting. meeting. 5 VIOLA/WOMBAT5 VIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 5 VIOLA5 VIOLA: But,: But, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, I still I stillhaven’t haven’t  led  the—led the— You wanted to be a comic artist. You wanted to be a comic artist. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: File: Fileshmile! shmile! You You work work too toohard. hard. Go homeGo home and and relax. relax. YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. In fact,In fact, take take the theday dayoff tomorrow.off tomorrow. YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. : The: The day dayoff? off? But, But, I— I— StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… VIOLAVIOLA WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: No: arguments!No arguments! You Youdeserve deserve a little a little vacation! vacation! Now Now out! out! 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: (Sings.): (Sings.) If we If couldwe could help help these these heroes heroes come come true, true, TheThe ones ones you youimagined imagined back back then, then, 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: Yes,: Yes, sir. sir.Good Good night, night, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Thank Thank you, you, Mr. Mr. We’dWe’d bring bring them them all here, all here, dear dear Stanley, Stanley, so you so you Wunderman!Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) CouldCould smile smile and and draw draw them them again! again! WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Turns: (Turns to ARTISTS.) to ARTISTS.) Now, Now, everyone, everyone, I have I have something something WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) veryvery important important to discuss to discuss with with you. you. 15 15 Stanley,Stanley, remember remember that that we’re we’re your your friends. friends. ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 Okay,: Okay, we’re we’re listening. listening. We’llWe’ll love love you, you, whoever whoever you youare. are. 15 WUNDERMAN15 WUNDERMAN: It’s: topIt’s topsecret—for secret—for your your ears ears only. only. TheThe road road to your to your dreams dreams may may have have little little bends, bends, ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Spit: Spit it out, it out, Wundy. Wundy. But Butnew new dreams dreams may may not notlie so lie far. so far. ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 Whatever: Whatever it is, it I is,hope I hope it makes it makes us more us more money! money! VIOLA/WOMBATVIOLA/WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sing.): (Sing.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Oh,: Oh,it will it willmake make us moreus more money, money, my myfriends. friends. Much Much 20 20 YouYou wanted wanted to be to abe comic a comic artist. artist. moremore money! money! More More than than we everwe ever dreamed dreamed of! At of! least, At least, it will it willmake make YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. 20 20 me methat that much. much. You You artists— artists— It will It willgive give you youa big a fatbig raise.fat raise. YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 I’m: alwaysI’m always up forup afor big a fatbig raise.fat raise. YourYour dream dream is now is now dashed. dashed. ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Me,: Me, too—the too—the fatter fatter the thebetter. better. 25 25 YourYour hopes hopes have have all crashed. all crashed. ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 Does: Does this thisinvolve involve coming coming up withup with a new a new series? series? StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz! Sappovitz! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. SPOTLIGHT SPOTLIGHT UP UPon on WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: New: New series—ha! series—ha! What What we’re we’re going going to do to willdo willbe farbe far the NARRATOR,the NARRATOR, who who has hasRE-ENTERED RE-ENTERED FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT RIGHT and and 25 25 betterbetter than than just justcoming coming up with up with a new a new series. series. It will It bewill revolutionary! be revolutionary! weepsweeps into intohis handkerchief.)his handkerchief.) It willIt willchange change the thevery very face face of comic of comic book book art! art! NARRATORNARRATOR: This: This is too is toosad. sad. I can’t I can’t stand stand it. I it.think I think I’m I’mgoing going to to ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 It :will? It will? 30 30 havehave to help to help this thisstory story along. along. (Moves (Moves to STANLEY, to STANLEY, who who is sitting is sitting ARTIST#5ARTIST#5: What: What could could be sobe revolutionary so revolutionary about about comic comic book book art? art? CENTERCENTER STAGE.) STAGE.) The The eraser, eraser, Stanley. Stanley. ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 Yeah,: Yeah, no matterno matter what what we wetry, try,I’m I’msure sure it’s beenit’s been done done STANLEYSTANLEY: What?: What? 30 30 before.before. NARRATORNARRATOR: Have: Have you youlooked looked in the in thebox boxthat that the thepens pens came came in? in? WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: That’s: That’s where where you’re you’re wrong. wrong. This This has hasnever never been been STANLEYSTANLEY: The: The pens? pens? donedone before, before, and and it will it willmake make us aus fortune. a fortune. What What would would you yousay say 35 NARRATOR35 NARRATOR: (Sighs: (Sighs in frustration,in frustration, goes goes to theto thebox, box, takes takes out outan an if I toldif I toldyou youthat that I have I have found found a way a way to make to make whatever whatever we drawwe draw enormousenormous eraser eraser and and brings brings it back it back to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) Here, Here, Stanley. Stanley. comecome alive?! alive?! That That the thecharacters characters in our in ourbooks books could could become become real real STANLEYSTANLEY: What’s: What’s this? this? 35 35 walking,walking, talking talking villains villains and and superheroes?! superheroes?! NARRATORNARRATOR: (Exasperated.): (Exasperated.) You’re You’re kind kind of slow of slow for afor superhero, a superhero, you you ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 What?!: What?! knowknow that, that, Stanley? Stanley? It’s theIt’s theeraser eraser from from Pelopponesia. Pelopponesia. ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 That’s: That’s impossible! impossible! 40 STANLEY40 STANLEY: Eraser?: Eraser? WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Oh,: Oh,no, no,it’s notit’s notimpossible impossible at all. at Itall. can It canbe donebe done very very simplysimply by using by using the thepens pens that that are arein this in thisbox boxright right here. here. Whatever Whatever

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1 FABULOUS1 FABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) We’ve We’ve got gotamazing amazing powers, powers, we do!we do! 1 1 claws,claws, making making them them burrowers burrowers of the of thehighest highest order.” order.” That’s That’s your your CharismaCharisma rays rays and and magic magic  owers,  owers, specialspecial superpower. superpower. You You can canburrow burrow through through anything! anything! There There isn’t isn’t StellarStellar speed speed and and burrowing burrowing ram… ram… a walla wall or a or barrier a barrier in the in theworld world you youcan’t can’t burrow burrow through. through. You You can can STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The charismatic… charismatic… go anywhere.go anywhere. That’s That’s one one of the of thereasons reasons I chose I chose Wombat Wombat Woman Woman 5 5 to beto onebe one of myof mycharacters. characters. I wanted I wanted to  tond  and power a power that that no no 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Speedy… Speedy… otherother hero hero has hasever ever had. had. Have Have you youever ever heard heard of aof burrowing a burrowing : (Sings.): (Sings.) Burrowing… Burrowing… WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN superhero?superhero? BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Floral… Floral… BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Absolutely: Absolutely not! not! FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) …Fabulous …Fabulous Four! Four! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: It’s: totallyIt’s totally unique. unique. Weird, Weird, but butunique. unique. We’re…We’re… 10 STAR10 STAR GUY GUY: I’m: sureI’m sure it’s ait’s power a power that that could could come come in handy in handy someday. someday. 10 10 : (Sings.): (Sings.) Star Star Guy! Guy! STARSTAR GUY GUY Maybe.Maybe. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sings.): (Sings.) Triple Triple Time! Time! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Well…: Well… all right.all right. But Butif I’m if I’mgoing going to be to Wombatbe Wombat BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sings.): (Sings.) Blossom! Blossom! Woman,Woman, I want I want to have to have a nicer a nicer out  outt. I needt. I need a cape, a cape, a hat a hatand and WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Sings.): (Sings.) …and …and Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! maybemaybe a glittery a glittery mask. mask. FABULOUSFABULOUS FOUR FOUR: (Sing.): (Sing.) 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: Right: Right away! away! (Draws (Draws on his on pad,his pad, and and a cape, a cape, hat andhat and mask mask 15 15 TheThe charismatic, charismatic, speedy, speedy, burrowing, burrowing,  oral,  oral, Fabulous Fabulous Four! Four! comecome  ying  ying ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the thewings.) wings.) How’s How’s that? that? STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) With With artwork artwork by Stanleyby Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz! Sappovitz! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (As: (AsBLOSSOM BLOSSOM helps helps her herput puton theon thecape, cape, hat hat (MUSIC(MUSIC OUT. OUT. Speaks.) Speaks.) Now, Now, guys, guys, what what you youneed need is a isvillain a villain to to andand mask.) mask.) I don’t I don’t know. know. (Turns.) (Turns.) Does Does this thiscape cape make make me melook look  ght. ght. fat?fat? STARSTAR GUY GUY: A :villain? A villain? 20 BLOSSOM20 BLOSSOM: Honey,: Honey, the thecape cape is adorable is adorable on you!on you! 20 TRIPLE20 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Of: course,Of course, every every self-respecting self-respecting superhero superhero needs needs an an STARSTAR GUY GUY: And: And the themask mask is de is nitelyde nitely an improvement!an improvement! (BLOSSOM (BLOSSOM evil evilvillain villain to  ght.to  ght. whackswhacks him.) him.) What What did Idid say? I say? STANLEYSTANLEY: I can: I candraw draw him himright right now! now! Just Just give give me someme some ideas ideas of what of what STANLEYSTANLEY: I can’t: I can’t believe believe my dreammy dream of becoming of becoming a comic a comic book book artist artist kindkind of villain of villain you’d you’d like. like. is comingis coming true true this thisway. way. I mean, I mean, I have I have actually actually created created living, living, BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: He: shouldHe should be totallybe totally disrespectful disrespectful of the of theenvironment. environment. 25 25 breathingbreathing superheroes! superheroes! 25 WOMBAT25 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: And: And living living behind behind a great a great stone stone wall wall that that I’ll have I’ll have STARSTAR GUY GUY: Yeah,: Yeah, good good job, job,Stanley. Stanley. (Nudges (Nudges him himwith with his elbow.)his elbow.) to burrowto burrow through. through. EspeciallyEspecially with, with, ahem, ahem, you-know-who. you-know-who. VIOLA’SVIOLA’S VOICE VOICE: (From: (From OFF OFF RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Now: Now that that we’re we’re all together, all together, I think I think we needwe need a name. a name. VIOLAVIOLA: (Runs: (Runs ON ONRIGHT.) RIGHT.) Oh, Oh,Stanley, Stanley, I’m soI’m glad so glad you’re you’re here. here. I’ve I’ve BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Absolutely.: Absolutely. Every Every group group of superheroes of superheroes has hasa name. a name. beenbeen trying trying to contact to contact Mr. Wunderman,Mr. Wunderman, but hebut won’t he won’t answer answer any anyof of 30 WOMBAT30 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Why: Why don’t don’t we allwe think all think of a of bunch a bunch of names, of names, put put 30 30 his calls.his calls. Something Something terrible terrible has hasbeen been happening happening in the in thecity! city! themthem in my in pocketmy pocket here here and and pull pullone one out! out! ALLALL: Something: Something terrible terrible has hasbeen been happening happening in the in thecity! city! (SOUND (SOUND STARSTAR GUY GUY: No: needNo need to do to that.do that. I’ve I’vealready already given given it a lotit a of lot thought, of thought, EFFECT:EFFECT: MELODRAMATIC MELODRAMATIC TREMOLO. TREMOLO. ALL ALL strike strike heroic heroic poses poses andand I have I have the theperfect perfect name name for us—for us— (Dramatic, (Dramatic, makes makes quotation quotation andand look look at each at each other. other. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) marksmarks in the in theair withair with his his ngers.)  ngers.) “Star “Star Guy Guy and and His HisFriends”! Friends”! EndEnd of Scene of Scene Four Four 35 TRIPLE35 TRIPLE TIME/BLOSSOM TIME/BLOSSOM: (Disgusted.): (Disgusted.) Star Star Guy Guy and and his “friends”?his “friends”? WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Should: Should I burrow I burrow into intohis skullhis skull and and squoosh squoosh that that SceneScene Five Five arrogantarrogant brain brain of his?! of his?! SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. The The STARSTAR GUY GUY: What?: What? What’s What’s wrong wrong with with that that name? name? 35 chairs,35 chairs, the wastebasketthe wastebasket and and the drawingthe drawing of SHOCK of SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK have have been been removed.removed. One One tall andtall and one one short short rehearsal rehearsal block block have have been been stacked stacked TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Angry.): (Angry.) What’s What’s wrong wrong with with that that name? name? I’ll tellI’ll tellyou you RIGHTRIGHT to form to form a counter, a counter, and and another another counter counter has hasbeen been arranged arranged in in 40 40 what’swhat’s wrong! wrong!

22 22 19 19 1 VIOLA1 VIOLA: Yes,: Yes, sir. sir.(Goes (Goes over over to her to herdesk desk at RIGHT at RIGHT and and returns returns with with 1 NARRATOR1 NARRATOR: (Loses: (Loses his histemper.) temper.) Would Would you you stop stop repeating repeating every every somesome papers.) papers.) Here Here they they are, are, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. They’re They’re not nottoo too wordword I say?! I say?! Take Take this thiseraser, eraser, be thebe thesuperhero superhero you’re you’re meant meant to to goodgood this thismonth. month. Comic Comic book book sales sales are aredown down a little. a little. be, be,and and get getrid ofrid Shockof Shock Clock! Clock! (Starts (Starts to EXIT,to EXIT, then then stops stops and and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at the at thebudget budget papers.) papers.) A little? A little? You You call callthis this talkstalks to the to theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) I’ve I’vedone done what what I’ve I’vedone. done. It’s allIt’s I allcan I can do! do! 5 5 a little?a little? Bah! Bah! (Tosses (Tosses papers papers down.) down.) With With all ofall myof myoverhead, overhead, 5 5 (EXITS(EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) salaries,salaries, taxes taxes and and all, I’llall, be I’ll inbe the in thepoorhouse poorhouse by summer!by summer! VIOLAVIOLA: He: calledHe called you you a superhero, a superhero, Stanley. Stanley. STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with the thebox.) box.) Here’s Here’s your your package, package, Mr. Mr. STANLEYSTANLEY: Me?: Me? A superhero? A superhero? Wunderman.Wunderman. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Maybe: Maybe you you were were always always meant meant to be to thebe theleader leader WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Looks: (Looks at the at thebox.) box.) Ah, Ah,yes, yes, this thisis it—just is it—just in time, in time, of theof theFabulous Fabulous Four! Four! Wait Wait a minute! a minute! That That would would make make us theus the 10 10 too!too! Put Putit on it myon mydesk, desk, Sippovatz. Sippovatz. (STANLEY (STANLEY crosses crosses LEFT LEFT to to 10 10 FabulousFabulous Five. Five. Five Five doesn’t doesn’t rhyme rhyme with with the thewords words in our in oursong. song. We We WUNDERMAN’SWUNDERMAN’S desk desk with with the thebox.) box.) Viola, Viola, get getall myall myartists artists in in havehave to get to getrid ofrid somebody—Star of somebody—Star Guy! Guy! here.here. I have I have something something important important to discuss to discuss with with them. them. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Thinks.): (Thinks.) But ButI always I always wanted wanted to draw to draw superheroes, superheroes, not not VIOLAVIOLA: Of: course,Of course, sir. (EXITSsir. (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) be one…be one… WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Sippovatz!: Sippovatz! VIOLAVIOLA: Maybe: Maybe you you wanted wanted to draw to draw them them because because you you were were afraid afraid 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: Actually: Actually it’s Sappovitz,it’s Sappovitz, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo 15 15 youyou couldn’t couldn’t be one.be one. Sappovitz.Sappovitz. My Mymother— mother— STANLEYSTANLEY: (Lets: (Lets it sink it sink in.) Ain.) superhero… A superhero… Is that Is that what what I really I really wanted wanted WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I’m: I’msure sure your your mother’s mother’s a queen a queen of a of lady, a lady, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, to be?to be? but butI don’t I don’t have have time time for herfor herright right now. now. I need I need you you to get to getout outof of WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: notIt’s nota bad a bad gig, gig, believe believe me. me. here.here. Go cleanGo clean something something downstairs downstairs for afor few a fewhours. hours. Maybe Maybe dust dust STANLEYSTANLEY: (Still: (Still getting getting used used to the to idea.)the idea.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, 20 20 all ourall ourold oldissues issues in the in theback back storeroom. storeroom. 20 20 Superhero?Superhero? (Tries (Tries it again.)it again.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, STANLEYSTANLEY: Dust: Dust them, them, sir? sir? Superhero.Superhero. (Stands (Stands up withup with spirit.) spirit.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz, Sappovitz, WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, dust dust them. them. Don’t Don’t come come back back here here until until maybe maybe Superhero!Superhero! eighteight o’clock. o’clock. We’ll We’ll be be nished  nished by then,by then, and and you you can can clean clean up up WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You go, go,guy! guy! here.here. STANLEYSTANLEY: I can: I can do it!do I it!suddenly I suddenly feel feel it deep it deep inside inside me! me! I can I can be abe a 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: :All Allright, right, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. Whatever Whatever you you say, say, Mr. Mr. 25 25 superhero!superhero! Wunderman.Wunderman. (Starts (Starts to EXIT,to EXIT, then then STOPS STOPS and and takes takes out outhis his VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! drawing.) Maybe, do you think, if you had some time, you could drawing.) Maybe, do you think, if you had some time, you could STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: I’mgoing going to  tond  Shocknd Shock Clock, Clock, Viola, Viola, and and I’m I’mgoing going to to looklook at my at mydrawing? drawing? defeatdefeat him him if it’s if theit’s thelast lastthing thing I do! I do! : Sure, sure. (Takes the drawing.) Now, get out of WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Sure, sure. (Takes the drawing.) Now, get out of VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! 30 30 here!here! 30 STANLEY30 STANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at the at theeraser eraser in his in hand.)his hand.) This This eraser eraser must must be thebe the STANLEYSTANLEY: :(Excited.) (Excited.) Okay, Okay, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! Thank Thank you, you, Mr. Mr. key.key. He mustHe must have have been been drawn drawn by oneby one of those of those magic magic pens, pens, too, too, Wunderman!Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) so toso beat to beat him him I have I have to erase to erase him! him! : (Walks over to his desk, absently crushes the drawing WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Walks over to his desk, absently crushes the drawing VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh, Stanley! Stanley! intointo a ball a balland and throws throws it into it into the thetrash trash can. can. Then Then lovingly lovingly picks picks up up WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Before: Before you you do anydo any erasing, erasing, you you need need a nice a nice 35 35 his newhis new package.) package.) Yes, Yes, sirree, sirree, this thislittle little box box could could be thebe thesalvation salvation 35 35 superherosuperhero out out t! Here, t! Here, take take my mycape! cape! of myof mycompany! company! VIOLAVIOLA: And: And wear wear my mybelt! belt! (Takes (Takes off heroff herwide wide belt.) belt.) VIOLAVIOLA: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT, RIGHT, followed followed by theby theARTISTS, ARTISTS, some some of whom of whom sit onsit theon thebench bench at CENTER.) at CENTER.) Everyone’s Everyone’s here, here, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: You: You might might as wellas well take take my mymask, mask, too. too. I’ll stillI’ll still havehave my myhat. hat. (After (After STANLEY STANLEY is out is out tted, tted, he jumpshe jumps on theon theblock block ARTISTARTIST #1: #1 Hi,: D.Hi, C.! D. C.! he washe was sitting sitting on.) on.) 40 ARTIST40 ARTIST #2: #2 What’s: What’s up? up?

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: I’m: I’mdrawing drawing a character a character I’ve I’vebeen been thinking thinking about about for afor a 1 the1 thesame same way way LEFT. LEFT. There There is a is crate a crate CENTER. CENTER. As eachAs each segment segment of of longlong time. time. I even I even did didsome some research research on onher herspecies-speci species-speci c  c this thisscene scene is played is played out, out, the theLIGHTS LIGHTS COME COME UP UPon aon different a different area area of of properties.properties. the thestage stage and and the theactors actors come come to life. to life.When When their their segment segment is over, is over, the the STARSTAR GUY GUY: Species-speci: Species-speci c properties? c properties? LIGHTSLIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT and and they they stand stand silently, silently, frozen frozen in the in thedarkness. darkness. 5 TRIPLE5 TRIPLE TIME TIME: What’s: What’s this thisguy guy talking talking about? about? 5 NARRATOR5 NARRATOR: Yes,: Yes, something something terrible terrible was was happening happening in the in thecity. city. And And it was only going to get worse as the days went by. Dr. Shock STANLEYSTANLEY: Just: Just a second. a second. I’m I’malmost almost done. done. (Stands (Stands with with his hispad.) pad.) it was only going to get worse as the days went by. Dr. Shock FellowFellow Superheroes, Superheroes, meet meet the the nal  nalmember member of yourof your band— band— ClockClock was was on theon theloose, loose, making making his markhis mark as theas theundisputed undisputed King King (Makes(Makes one one  nal  strokenal stroke with with his pen.)his pen.) Wombat Wombat Woman! Woman! (WOMBAT (WOMBAT of Crime.of Crime. He wouldHe would use use his powerhis power over over time time to freeze to freeze the themoment moment WOMANWOMAN pops pops up fromup from behind behind a block.) a block.) andand steal steal whatever whatever took took his fancy.his fancy. He robbedHe robbed banks— banks— (The (The SPOT SPOT 10 10 DIMSDIMS as LIGHTS as LIGHTS COME COME UP UPFULL FULL STAGE, STAGE, where where CUSTOMERS CUSTOMERS 10 10 : Wombat: Wombat Woman? Woman? STARSTAR GUY/TRIPLE GUY/TRIPLE TIME TIME are arewaiting waiting in line in lineat a at bank.) a bank.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: That’s: That’s what what I say! I say! (Aggressive, (Aggressive, to STANLEY.)to STANLEY.) BANKBANK TELLER TELLER: (Behind: (Behind counter.) counter.) Next! Next! What’sWhat’s this thiswith with the theWombat Wombat Woman? Woman? You You could could have have drawn drawn me me CUSTOMERCUSTOMER: I need: I need to withdraw to withdraw $76 $76 from from my myaccount. account. as asanything—Wonder anything—Wonder Woman, Woman, Elektra—something Elektra—something beautiful, beautiful, SHOCK CLOCK: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with the theMINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) Ah, Ah,look look at at somethingsomething exciting! exciting! SHOCK CLOCK 15 15 thesethese little little people people waiting waiting in line in lineto collect to collect their their paltry paltry amount amount of of 15 15 : (Intimidated.) I… I’ve always liked the characters based STANLEYSTANLEY: (Intimidated.) I… I’ve always liked the characters based dollardollar bills! bills! I don’t I don’t wait wait in line. in line. And And I don’t I don’t collect collect a paltry a paltry amount! amount! on animals.on animals. You You know, know, like likeWolverine Wolverine or Cat or CatWoman. Woman. (Snaps(Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, and and ALL ALL FREEZE FREEZE except except SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK and and WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Cat: CatWoman Woman is one is one thing. thing. She’s She’s sleek! sleek! She’s She’s MINUTOS,MINUTOS, of course.) of course.) Minutos, Minutos,  ll my  ll bagmy bag with with some some greenbacks, greenbacks, sexy!sexy! But Buta wombat?! a wombat?! please!please! STARSTAR GUY GUY: What’s: What’s a wombat? a wombat? 20 MINUTOS20 MINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Scion Scion of the of theSecond! Second! (They (They take take a large a large canvas canvas sack sack 20 WOMBAT20 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It’s: aIt’s furry, a furry, fat groundhog,fat groundhog, that’s that’s what what it is! it is! overover to the to thefrozen frozen TELLER, TELLER, empty empty his drawershis drawers of money of money into into the the BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Oh,: Oh, sweetie, sweetie, don’t don’t worry. worry. I’ve I’veheard heard the theAtkins Atkins diet diet does does bagbag and and return return to SHOCK to SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) wonders,wonders, and and there’s there’s always always electrolysis electrolysis for thefor thehair. hair. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Thank: Thank you. you. Now Now— (Snaps— (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and ALL ALL STANLEYSTANLEY: A : wombat’s A wombat’s not nota groundhog! a groundhog! Just Just a second, a second, I still I stillhave have UNFREEZE.)UNFREEZE.) Regards Regards from from Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Toodle-oo! Toodle-oo! (EXITS (EXITS my mynotes notes on onwombats. wombats. (Searches (Searches through through his hispockets, pockets, takes takes 25 25 RIGHTRIGHT laughing laughing with with MINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) 25 25 out outa piece a piece of paperof paper and and begins begins to read.)to read.) “Wombat, “Wombat, Vombatus Vombatus CUSTOMERCUSTOMER: What: What just justhappened? happened? Ursinus”—Ursinus”— That’s That’s the theLatin Latin name. name. I almost I almost called called you you Vombatus, Vombatus, BANKBANK TELLER TELLER: My: cashMy cash drawer drawer is empty! is empty! We’ve We’ve been been robbed! robbed! (ALL (ALL but butI liked I liked the thealliterative alliterative sound sound of Wombat of Wombat Woman. Woman. looklook around around and and talk talkexcitedly excitedly as theas theLIGHTS LIGHTS DIM DIM and and the theSPOT SPOT WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Moves: (Moves towards towards STANLEY.) STANLEY.) I’m goingI’m going to alliterate to alliterate COMESCOMES BACK BACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) youyou in a in minute! a minute! (TRIPLE (TRIPLE TIME TIME and and STAR STAR GUY GUY restrain restrain her.) her.) 30 NARRATOR30 NARRATOR: He: invadedHe invaded the theheadquarters headquarters of gold of gold and and silver silver dealers dealers 30 TRIPLE30 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Don’t: Don’t damage damage the theartist, artist, lady. lady. We Wemay may need need him him to to throughoutthroughout the thecity. city. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon aon gold a gold warehouse warehouse CENTER, CENTER, drawdraw us outus outof a of jam! a jam! wherewhere the theMANAGER MANAGER is givingis giving orders orders to twoto twoEMPLOYEES. EMPLOYEES. A A STANLEYSTANLEY: Wombats: Wombats are areactually actually very very cute. cute. They’re They’re related related to theto the cratecrate sits sitson theon the oor  oorin front in front of them.) of them.) koalakoala bear, bear, and and everyone everyone knows knows they’re they’re the thecutest cutest things things around! around! MANAGERMANAGER: Get: Get this thiscrate crate of gold of gold down down to the to thesafe safe right right away. away. 35 EMPLOYEE35 EMPLOYEE #1: #1 Yes,: Yes, sir! sir! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Suspicious.): (Suspicious.) Really? Really? EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #2: #2 (As: (Asthe thetwo twoget getready ready to lift to the lift thecrate.) crate.) Be careful.Be careful. It’s It’s 35 35 STANLEY: And: And they’re they’re marsupials—you marsupials—you know, know, like likethe thekangaroo. kangaroo. STANLEY reallyreally heavy. heavy. Ready— Ready— You’veYou’ve got gota pocket a pocket that that you you can can keep keep all sorts all sorts of superhero of superhero stuff stuff BOTHBOTH: One…: One… two… two… (As (Asthey they lift it, lift SHOCK it, SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT in! I’llin! even I’ll even draw draw you you some some things things to put to putin it. in it. withwith MINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) WOMBAT WOMAN: (Beginning: (Beginning to be to mollibe molli ed.) ed.) You You will? will? WOMBAT WOMAN 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Freeze!: Freeze! (EMPLOYEES (EMPLOYEES and and MANAGER MANAGER FREEZE.) FREEZE.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Sure!: Sure! And And listen listen to this.to this. (Reads (Reads again.) again.) “Wombats “Wombats are are Minutos,Minutos, my mygold, gold, please! please! 40 40 exceedinglyexceedingly strong. strong. They They have have thick thick muscular muscular legs legs and and strong strong

18 18 23 23 1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: Dr.: Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your time time is runningis running out. out. You You are are 1 WUNDERMAN1 WUNDERMAN: :(ENTERS (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Sippovatz! Sippovatz! (MUSIC (MUSIC STOPS STOPS aboutabout to meet— to meet— (SOUND (SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE.) FANFARE.) —Eraser —Eraser Man! Man! IMMEDIATELYIMMEDIATELY and and the theDREAM DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES drift drift OFF.) OFF.) (BLACKOUT.)(BLACKOUT.) WhatWhat are areyou you doing?! doing?! I told I told you you to sweep to sweep all the all the oors  oors and and empty empty EndEnd of Scene of Scene Eight Eight the thetrash trash cans. cans. 5 STANLEY5 STANLEY: (Jerked: (Jerked out outof hisof hisreverie.) reverie.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! Right Right SceneScene Nine Nine away,away, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! (Gets (Gets his hisbroom broom and and begins begins to sweep.)to sweep.) SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. A few A few By Bythe theway, way, Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, it’s it’sSappovitz. Sappovitz. Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo 5 NEWSBOY5 NEWSBOY and and EXTRAS EXTRAS as CROWDas CROWD MEMBERS MEMBERS are areseated seated in the in the Sappovitz.Sappovitz. My Mymother mother named named me meLeonardo Leonardo after— after— AUDIENCEAUDIENCE for laterfor later in the in thescene. scene. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. (Hollers (Hollers OFF OFF RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Viola! Viola! NARRATORNARRATOR: It : took It took him him a while a while to get to getthe theidea, idea, but butStanley Stanley  nally  nally 10 VIOLA10 VIOLA: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT, RIGHT, dressed dressed in a inminiskirt a miniskirt with with a wide a wide belt.) belt.) I’ve I’ve realizedrealized what what his truehis true destiny destiny had had to be. to be.His Hisproblems problems weren’t weren’t over, over, givengiven everyone everyone their their assignments assignments for thefor theweek, week, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. of course.of course. He stillHe stillhad had to deal to deal with with Shock Shock Clock Clock and and he foundhe found the the (Hands(Hands him him a folder.) a folder.) And And your your wife wife called called and and said said don’t don’t forget forget to to 10 10 perfectperfect place place for theirfor their meeting. meeting. With With true true comic comic book book  air,  air,Stanley Stanley pickpick up herup herdress dress at the at thecleaners cleaners on youron your way way home home from from work. work. chosechose the theroof roof of the of theTimes Times Building Building for thefor the nal  deadlynal deadly encounter. encounter. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (Leafs: (Leafs through through the thepapers papers in the in thefolder folder as he as crosseshe crosses (SPOT(SPOT OUT OUT on theon theNARRATOR NARRATOR and and UP UPon aon NEWSBOY a NEWSBOY down down 15 15 LEFTLEFT to his to desk.)his desk.) What What does does she she think think I am, I am, a deliveryman? a deliveryman? in thein theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Timid.: (Timid. Approaches Approaches WUNDERMAN.) WUNDERMAN.) Mr. Mr.Wunderman, Wunderman, I I NEWSBOYNEWSBOY: Extra!: Extra! Extra! Extra! Read Read all aboutall about it! Mysteriousit! Mysterious superhero superhero waswas wondering wondering if you if you have have given given any any thought thought to my to myrequest request about about 15 15 challengeschallenges Shock Shock Clock Clock to ato duel! a duel! Midnight Midnight on onthe thetop topof theof the beingbeing allowed allowed to tryto trysome some drawing. drawing. (Takes (Takes a paper a paper out outof hisof his TimesTimes Building! Building! Extra! Extra! Extra! Extra! Read Read all about all about it! (SPOT it! (SPOT OUT OUT on theon the pocket.)pocket.) I have I have something something I’ve I’vedone done right right here here to— to— NEWSBOY,NEWSBOY, and and LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPon theon theroof roof of theof theTimes Times Building, Building, 20 WUNDERMAN20 WUNDERMAN: Not: Notnow, now, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, I’ve I’vegot gotwork work to do! to do! whichwhich is composed is composed of aof series a series of rehearsalof rehearsal blocks blocks arranged arranged in in STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh, of course, of course, sir. sir.Sorry, Sorry, sir. sir.(Puts (Puts the thedrawing drawing back back into into a rowa row across across the theSTAGE. STAGE. STANLEY, STANLEY, VIOLA VIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT his pockethis pocket and and gets gets back back to sweeping, to sweeping, only only to stop to stop for afor moment a moment to to 20 20 WOMANWOMAN ENTER ENTER RIGHT, RIGHT, climbing climbing onto onto smaller smaller blocks blocks off tooff the to the speakspeak again again very very timidly.) timidly.) And, And, pardon pardon me, me, sir, sir,but butit’s Sappovitz,it’s Sappovitz, side.side. STANLEY STANLEY is carrying is carrying his eraserhis eraser and and a large a large shield.) shield.) StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. VIOLAVIOLA: Stanley,: Stanley, this thisis making is making me mevery very nervous. nervous. 25 WUNDERMAN25 WUNDERMAN: (Pays: (Pays no attentionno attention to him.) to him.) Right, Right, Sippovatz, Sippovatz, right. right. STANLEYSTANLEY: It’s: allIt’s right, all right, Viola. Viola. I know I know what what I’m I’mdoing… doing… I think. I think. VIOLAVIOLA: Mr.: Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. I almost I almost forgot. forgot. There’s There’s a big a bigbox box in thein the WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Looks: (Looks around.) around.) This This is the is theperfect perfect place place to do to do mailroommailroom addressed addressed to you.to you. I would I would have have brought brought it up, it up,but butI I 25 25 battlebattle with with that that creep creep Shock Shock Clock. Clock. alreadyalready broke broke a nail a nailthis thismorning, morning, and and I just— I just— STANLEYSTANLEY: I know.: I know. Superheroes Superheroes often often wage wage their their wars wars up onup topon topof of WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: A :big A bigbox, box, you you say. say. That’s That’s probably probably the theshipment shipment I’ve I’ve buildings,buildings, hanging hanging from from  agpoles,  agpoles, window window ledges, ledges, radio radio towers… towers… 30 30 beenbeen waiting waiting for! for!Sippovatz! Sippovatz! It justIt justseems seems like likethe theright right thing thing to do. to do. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Excited.): (Excited.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Mr.Wunderman! Wunderman! (Starts (Starts to taketo take out outhis his VIOLAVIOLA: But: Buthow how do wedo knowwe know he’ll he’ll come? come? drawing.)drawing.) Did Didyou you want want to see to see my mydrawing? drawing? I was— I was— 30 WOMBAT30 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: He’ll: He’ll come. come. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Go: Godown down to theto themailroom mailroom and and bring bring up upthe thebox box STANLEYSTANLEY: No: self-respectingNo self-respecting super-villain super-villain could could resist resist the thechallenge challenge addressedaddressed to me. to me. I putI putin the in thepaper. paper. I hope I hope this thisshield shield I drew I drew really really works works to de to deect ect 35 STANLEY35 STANLEY: (Disappointed,: (Disappointed, puts puts the thedrawing drawing away.) away.) Oh, Oh, the themailroom. mailroom. ShockShock Clock’s Clock’s power power to stop to stop time. time. Sure,Sure, right right away, away, Mr. Mr.Wunderman. Wunderman. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: It: should.It should. You You drew drew it withit with your your pen pen from from VIOLAVIOLA: (Watches: (Watches him him go.) go.) Stanley Stanley is suchis such a harda hard worker, worker, Mr. Mr. 35 35 Pelopponesia.Pelopponesia. Wunderman.Wunderman. Maybe Maybe you you should should look look at his at drawingshis drawings some some time. time. I I STANLEYSTANLEY: I know,: I know, but butlook look at the at theluck luck I had I had with with Star Star Guy. Guy. bet bethe’s he’s a very a very good good artist. artist. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Star: Star Guy! Guy! He isHe dead is dead meat meat next next time time I see I see him! him! 40 WUNDERMAN40 WUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. Everyone’s Everyone’s an artist. an artist. Get Get me methose those budgetbudget  gures  gures you you were were working working on yesterday,on yesterday, Viola. Viola.

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Maestro Maestro of the of theMoment! Moment! (They (They take take the thecrate crate and and run run 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: Stanley…: Stanley… OFFOFF LEFT LEFT with with it.) it.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Right.: Right. Draw. Draw. (Sits (Sits on theon theblock block again again and and begins begins drawing drawing SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: And: And a happy a happy day day to youto you all from—all from— (Snaps (Snaps his his furiously.furiously. Soon Soon TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME TIME pops pops up behindup behind him.) him.)  ngers. ngers. EMPLOYEES EMPLOYEES and and MANAGER MANAGER UNFREEZE.) UNFREEZE.) —Dr. —Dr. Shock Shock TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (APPEARS: (APPEARS from from behind behind a block.) a block.) I’m I’mTriple Triple Time! Time! 5 5 Clock!Clock! (EXITS (EXITS LEFT.) LEFT.) 5 STANLEY5 STANLEY: It :worked It worked again! again! EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #1: #1 The: The crate crate of gold! of gold! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Of: courseOf course it did. it did. If you If you draw draw them, them, they they will willcome. come. EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #2: #2 It’s: gone!It’s gone! Welcome,Welcome, Triple Triple Time. Time. What’s What’s your your gig? gig? MANAGERMANAGER: What: What do youdo you mean?! mean?! It can’t It can’t be gone!be gone! : My: Mygig, gig, mister, mister, is speed! is speed! I’m I’mthe thefastest fastest man man alive! alive! I’m I’m EMPLOYEEEMPLOYEE #1: #1 It :is! It is! TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME fasterfaster than than the thespeed speed of light! of light! I’m I’mfaster faster than than a shooting a shooting star! star! I’m I’m 10 EMPLOYEE10 EMPLOYEE #2 : #2 It: just It justdisappeared! disappeared! (The (The LIGHTS LIGHTS DIM, DIM, and and the the 10 10 fasterfaster than than a… a…than than a… a… SPOTSPOT COMES COMES BACK BACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) NARRATORNARRATOR: He: Hecleaned cleaned out outevery every jewelry jewelry store store in town.in town. (SPOT (SPOT STANLEYSTANLEY: A :speeding A speeding bullet? bullet? DIMS,DIMS, LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPLEFT, LEFT, where where a SALESCLERKa SALESCLERK stands stands TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Of: course!Of course! Who Who wouldn’t wouldn’t be fasterbe faster than than a speeding a speeding behindbehind the thecounter counter showing showing jewelry jewelry to a to well-dressed a well-dressed JEWELRY JEWELRY bullet?bullet? Watch Watch this. this. (Turns (Turns his hishead head quickly quickly right, right, then then left.) left.) See See 15 15 CUSTOMERCUSTOMER and and her herfriend friend GLADYS.) GLADYS.) that?that? SALESCLERKSALESCLERK: This: This necklace necklace has has  ve  seven-caratve seven-carat diamonds. diamonds. 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: (Also: (Also looks looks left leftand and right.) right.) What? What? JEWELRYJEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER: (Tries: (Tries on theon thenecklace.) necklace.) Hmm. Hmm. Very Very nice. nice. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: I : was I was there, there, and and now now I’m I’mhere. here. I was I was so fastso fast you you WhatWhat do youdo you think, think, Gladys? Gladys? couldn’tcouldn’t even even see see me memove, move, could could you? you? GLADYSGLADYS: (Catty.): (Catty.) I think I think it makes it makes your your neck neck look look fat. fat. STANLEYSTANLEY: No.: No.Wow! Wow! 20 SHOCK20 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (ENTERS: (ENTERS LEFT LEFT with with his hisMINUTOS.) MINUTOS.) Look Look at allat all STARSTAR GUY GUY: Welcome: Welcome to my to mygang, gang, Triple Triple Time. Time. Stan, Stan, get getback back to the to the thesethese shiny shiny baubles! baubles! I love I love shiny shiny baubles! baubles! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers 20 20 drawingdrawing board. board. (STANLEY (STANLEY begins begins drawing drawing again.) again.) andand the theSALESCLERK, SALESCLERK, JEWELRY JEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER and and GLADYS GLADYS TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Your: Your gang? gang? Who Who appointed appointed you you leader? leader? FREEZE.)FREEZE.) My Myjewelry, jewelry, Minutos. Minutos. STANLEYSTANLEY: Hey,: Hey, guys, guys, here’s here’s Blossom! Blossom! MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, Foreman Foreman of the of theFortnight. Fortnight. (Gather (Gather up theup thejewelry jewelry and and BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Pops: (Pops up from up from behind behind a block, a block, clad clad in a inunitard a unitard decorated decorated 25 25 run runOFF OFF LEFT LEFT with with it.) it.) withwith leaves leaves and and  owers.  owers. Saunters Saunters over over to STAR to STAR GUY GUY and and TRIPLE TRIPLE SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Shock: Shock Clock Clock has has struck struck again! again! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers to to 25 25 TIME.)TIME.) Hello, Hello, there. there. Want Want a whiff a whiff of my of mymagical magical  owers?  owers? (Passes (Passes UNFREEZEUNFREEZE the theTHREE, THREE, then then EXITS EXITS LEFT, LEFT, laughing.) laughing.) somesome  owers  owers under under their their noses.) noses.) SALESCLERKSALESCLERK: Help!: Help! Police! Police! (LIGHTS (LIGHTS DIM DIM and and SPOT SPOT COMES COMES BACKBACK UP UPon theon theNARRATOR NARRATOR as SHOCKas SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK RE-ENTERS RE-ENTERS STARSTAR GUY GUY: Ooh.: Ooh. That’s That’s nice! nice! 30 30 LEFTLEFT and and begins begins to cross to cross RIGHT.) RIGHT.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Very: Very fragrant. fragrant. (They (They both both collapse.) collapse.) NARRATORNARRATOR: There: There was was no limitno limit to Shockto Shock Clock’s Clock’s greed. greed. He Heeven even STANLEYSTANLEY: Blossom,: Blossom, uh, uh,Blossom! Blossom! They’re They’re on ouron ourside. side. robbedrobbed innocent innocent people people walking walking along along the thestreet. street. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UP 30 BLOSSOM30 BLOSSOM: Oops!: Oops! I guess I guess it’s it’stime time for formy myall natural,all natural, completely completely FORESTAGEFORESTAGE RIGHT, RIGHT, where where an anOLD OLD LADY LADY carrying carrying a pursea purse organicorganic home home remedy. remedy. (Flutters (Flutters a leaf a leaf over over them, them, and and they they jump jump ENTERSENTERS and and begins begins to cross to cross LEFT.) LEFT.) backback up toup resume to resume their their argument.) argument.) 35 SHOCK35 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (As: (Asthey they meet, meet, he hesnaps snaps his his ngers  ngers and and she she TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Where: Where was was I? Oh,I? Oh, yeah— yeah— (Turns (Turns to STARto STAR GUY; GUY; FREEZES.)FREEZES.) I think, I think, madame, madame, I’ll relieveI’ll relieve you you of that of that heavy heavy purse. purse. angry.)angry.) Who Who appointed appointed you you leader? leader? (Starts(Starts to head to head back back LEFT LEFT with with the thepurse, purse, then then turns turns and and snaps snaps his his 35 STAR35 STAR GUY GUY: I don’t: I don’t have have to be to appointed!be appointed! I’m aI’m natural a natural leader! leader! I’ve I’vegot got  ngers ngers to UNFREEZE to UNFREEZE the theOLD OLD LADY.) LADY.) You You might might tell telleveryone, everyone, charisma!charisma! (Strikes (Strikes a pose a pose and and smiles smiles conceitedly, conceitedly, as usual.)as usual.) deardear lady, lady, that that Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was here! here! (EXITS (EXITS LEFT LEFT in thein the TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Charisma,: Charisma, my myfoot! foot! I— I— 40 40 dark.dark. The The OLD OLD LADY LADY looks looks where where her herpurse purse had had been, been, then then BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Comes: (Comes between between them. them. Indicates Indicates STANLEY.) STANLEY.) Could Could screams.screams. LIGHTS LIGHTS OUT OUT and and then then the theSPOT SPOT COMES COMES BACK BACK UP UPon on youyou please please give give our oursweet sweet little little artist artist some some quiet? quiet? He Heneeds needs to to the theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) 40 40 concentrate!concentrate! (ALL (ALL look look at STANLEY.) at STANLEY.)

24 24 17 17 1 1 A nuclearA nuclear Robo-lad… Robo-lad… 1 VIOLA1 VIOLA: It will: It work,will work, Stanley. Stanley. It’s aIt’s very a very good good drawing. drawing. And And with with that that and and They’reThey’re right right here here on myon pad!my pad! WombatWombat Woman’s Woman’s cape cape and and mask, mask, you youlook look very… very… very very heroic. heroic. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He couldHe could draw draw an outlawan outlaw like likeevil evilDoctor Doctor Doom. Doom. STANLEYSTANLEY: Thank: Thank you, you, Viola. Viola. (The (The MINUTOS MINUTOS start start to ENTER to ENTER LEFT, LEFT, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) carryingcarrying their their full arrayfull array of timepieces. of timepieces. They They climb climb one one by one by one onto onto 5 5 I’d makeI’d make him himbig andbig and vile vileand and mean, mean, and and put puthim himin a inroom a room 5 5 the “roof”the “roof” of rehearsal of rehearsal blocks.) blocks.) Here Here they they come. come. Wombat Wombat Woman, Woman, WithWith my heroesmy heroes who who I’ve I’vegiven given amazing amazing powers. powers. you youand and Viola Viola stay stay here. here. If the If worstthe worst happens, happens, burrow burrow into intothat that wall wall there and hide. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Lightening Lightening would would  ash  ashand and thunder thunder would would crash. crash. there and hide. : Right. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) They’d They’d  ght  ghtin there in there for hours!for hours! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Right. I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. VIOLAVIOLA: Good: Good luck, luck, Stanley! Stanley! 10 10 That’sThat’s where where my heartmy heart is... is...That’s That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: (Takes: (Takes VIOLA’S VIOLA’S hand. hand. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 6a: 6a: “Sappy “Sappy Violin Violin CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. Music.”)Music.”) If I don’tIf I don’t come come out outof this, of this, Viola, Viola, always always remember remember that that That’sThat’s where where his hearthis heart is… is… StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz tried tried his veryhis very best best to be to a be superhero. a superhero. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …That’s …That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! VIOLAVIOLA: Oh,: Oh,Stanley! Stanley! Juggernaut,Juggernaut, Cyclops, Cyclops, Storm, Storm, the theHuman Human Torch, Torch, Wolverine, Wolverine, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks back back as heas leaves.)he leaves.) Viola! Viola! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. Climbs Climbs 15 15 GreenGreen Goblin, Goblin, Dr. Octopus,Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, Sabretooth, the theBeast, Beast, the Thing!the Thing! 15 15 ontoonto the theroof roof with with his hiseraser eraser and and shield.) shield.) Minutos! Minutos! I see I seeyou’ve you’ve CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist!an artist! arrived,arrived, but where’sbut where’s your your master, master, Shock Shock Clock? Clock? Too Toosteep steep a climb a climb for his fragile constitution? STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) That’s That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) for his fragile constitution? EndEnd of Scene of Scene One One SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Runs: (Runs IN LEFTIN LEFT and and jumps jumps on theon theroof roof behind behind the the MINUTOS.)MINUTOS.) My constitutionMy constitution runs runs like likeclockwork, clockwork, fool! fool! I doubt I doubt we’ll we’ll 20 20 be able to say the same about yours when I’m through with you! SceneScene Two Two be able to say the same about yours when I’m through with you! Minutos,Minutos, duck duck your your heads heads for afor moment, a moment, please. please. LIGHTSLIGHTS UP: UP: On OnWunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.STANLEY, STANLEY, no longerno longer wearing wearing : Yes, Sultan of the Century! (They crouch down.) a baseballa baseball cap, cap, is standing is standing FROZEN FROZEN behind behind a desk a desk at LEFT. at LEFT. A broom A broom MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes, Sultan of the Century! (They crouch down.) 20 is20 leaningis leaning against against the thedesk. desk. The The NARRATOR NARRATOR ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and and SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Tick: Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, stop stop the clock!the clock! (Snaps (Snaps his  his ngers,  ngers, lookslooks at the at thefrozen frozen STANLEY. STANLEY. but butSTANLEY STANLEY holds holds up hisup shieldhis shield and and de ectsde ects the thepower.) power.) NARRATORNARRATOR: (To: (ToAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) Stanley Stanley grew grew up, up,as allas boys all boys do, do,and and 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: Sorry,: Sorry, Shock Shock Clock, Clock, but butyour your power power has hasrun runout outof time! of time! he didhe getdid geta job a injob a incomic a comic book book company—Wonder company—Wonder Comics, Comics, run run SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: What!: What! It can’t It can’t be! be! by theby theillustrious illustrious D. C. D. Wunderman! C. Wunderman! (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) MINUTOSMINUTOS: Can’t: Can’t be, be,can’t can’t be, be,can’t can’t be! be! 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: (UNFREEZES.): (UNFREEZES.) This This is goingis going to beto thebe thebest best issue issue of of STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh,yes, yes, it can. it can. Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your gears gears have have run run LionfaceLionface yet! yet!The The drawings drawings are arestupendous! stupendous! (Looks (Looks around around and and down,down, and and your your hour hour of powerof power is coming is coming to ato close! a close! (Turns (Turns to to walkswalks CENTER CENTER STAGE.) STAGE.) I can’t I can’t believe believe I’m actuallyI’m actually here, here, working working 30 30 VIOLAVIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Did Didyou youhear hear that that rhyme, rhyme, hour hour for D.for C. D. Wunderman, C. Wunderman, the thegreatest greatest comic comic book book man man of all of time! all time! I I andand power? power? can canalmost almost see seeall theall thesuperheroes superheroes and and that that have have been been created created VIOLAVIOLA: It :was It was wonderful, wonderful, Stanley! Stanley! 30 30 here!here! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 1a: 1a: “Dream “Dream Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” Various Various SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Minutos!: Minutos! Attack Attack him! him! COMICCOMIC BOOK BOOK CHARACTERS CHARACTERS ENTER ENTER as STANLEYas STANLEY calls calls their their names.names. If there If there aren’t aren’t enough enough actors actors for all for ten all charactersten characters you youcan can MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, oh Tycoon oh Tycoon of Temporality! of Temporality! Attack, Attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, attack, deletedelete some, some, or have or have the actorsthe actors EXIT EXIT and and quickly quickly RE-ENTER RE-ENTER after after 35 35 attack!attack! (The (The MINUTOS MINUTOS charge charge STANLEY. STANLEY. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 6b: 6b:“Battle “Battle changingchanging capes capes and and masks.) masks.) Meteor Meteor Man! Man! Swamp Swamp Creature! Creature! Cat Cat Music—Underscore.”Music—Underscore.” They They thrust thrust with with their their hourglasses hourglasses and andclocks. clocks. 35 35 Lady!Lady! Mr. Mr.Terri Terri c! Master c! Master Freeze! Freeze! The The Jester! Jester! The The Black Black Knight! Knight! He parriesHe parries and andgradually gradually erases erases the MINUTOSthe MINUTOS one oneby one. by one. [NOTE: [NOTE: MaryMary Mist! Mist! King King Comet! Comet! Magniosa! Magniosa! (Joins (Joins them them in anin optionalan optional TheyThey are are“erased” “erased” by falling by falling behind behind the rehearsalthe rehearsal blocks.]) blocks.]) dreamdream dance. dance. Finally, Finally, D. C. D. WUNDERMAN C. WUNDERMAN ENTERS.) ENTERS.) STANLEYSTANLEY: As: IAs was I was saying, saying, Shock Shock Clock, Clock, your your Minutos Minutos on earthon earth are are 40 40 fast fastdisappearing. disappearing. I’m erasingI’m erasing them them all. It’sall. justIt’s justyou youand and me now—me now— Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock against against Eraser Eraser Man! Man!

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1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: (Looks: (Looks himself himself over.) over.) Well, Well, you’re you’re right right there. there. I do I lookdo look 1 NARRATOR1 NARRATOR: There: There was was nothing nothing anyone anyone could could do againstdo against Dr. ShockDr. Shock prettypretty good, good, don’t don’t I? (Flexes I? (Flexes his muscles.)his muscles.) I work I work out, out, you youknow. know. Clock.Clock. Even Even the policethe police were were powerless powerless against against him. him. As soon As soon as they as they STANLEYSTANLEY: And: And with with your your charisma charisma ray, ray,you youreally really don’t don’t need need to  y.to  y. gavegave chase, chase, he would he would just justsnap snap his  his ngers,  ngers, and andthey they would would be frozen be frozen STARSTAR GUY GUY: I suppose: I suppose not. not. Any Any superhero superhero can can y, but y, howbut how many many have have in time.in time. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPFORESTAGE FORESTAGE LEFT, LEFT, where where SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK 5 5 my charisma?!my charisma?! (Preens.) (Preens.) 5 5 has hasRE-ENTERED RE-ENTERED and andis walking is walking along along casually casually towards towards STAGE STAGE STANLEYSTANLEY: You: You were were going going to try to ittry out. it out. RIGHT.RIGHT. Two Two POLICEMEN POLICEMEN ENTER ENTER LEFT LEFT and andsee seehim.) him.) POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #1: #1 Look,: Look, O’Malley, O’Malley, isn’t isn’t that— that— STARSTAR GUY GUY: What?: What? POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #2: #2 Yeah,: Yeah, it is! it is! : Your: Your Charisma Charisma Ray. Ray. You You were were going going to try to ittry out. it out. STANLEYSTANLEY BOTHBOTH: Shock: Shock Clock! Clock! (They (They start start to run to runafter after him.) him.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Looks: (Looks at his at ray.) his ray.) Right. Right. I’ll just… I’ll just… run… run… outside outside and and check check 10 POLICEMAN10 POLICEMAN #1: #1 Stop!: Stop! 10 10 it out.it out. (Runs (Runs FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT RIGHT where where a SPOT a SPOT COMES COMES UP UPon on POLICEMANPOLICEMAN #2: #2 In: the In thename name of— of— THREETHREE GIRLS.) GIRLS.) Hey, Hey, girls, girls, want want to go to outgo outwith with a superhero? a superhero? SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Snaps: (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and the POLICEMENthe POLICEMEN FREEZE.) FREEZE.) GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Get: Getlost, lost, creep! creep! (STAR (STAR GUY GUY zaps zaps them them with with his charismahis charisma TheThe law? law? How How nice nice to meet to meet you. you. Have Have a nice a nice day. day. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT RIGHT ray. ray.SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: CHARISMA CHARISMA ZAP. ZAP. The The SPOT SPOT TURNS TURNS RED, RED, laughing,laughing, leaving leaving the POLICEMENthe POLICEMEN FROZEN. FROZEN. A few A fewseconds seconds later, later, and they fall on their knees screaming.) and they fall on their knees screaming.) 15 15 he RE-ENTERS.)he RE-ENTERS.) Sorry, Sorry, I almost I almost forgot. forgot. (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and and 15 GIRL15 GIRL #2: #2 It’s: StarIt’s Star Guy! Guy! EXITSEXITS laughing laughing as theas thePOLICEMEN POLICEMEN UNFREEZE. UNFREEZE. SPOT SPOT BACK BACK GIRLGIRL #3: #3 Star: Star Guy! Guy! UP onUP theon theNARRATOR.) NARRATOR.) GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Give: Give me meyour your autograph, autograph, please! please! NARRATORNARRATOR: No: Noone one knew knew what what to do. to do.The The city citywas was in a in state a state of of GIRLGIRL #2: #2 I love: I love you, you, Star Star Guy! Guy! (Wraps (Wraps her herarms arms around around his legs.)his legs.) panic.panic. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS BACK BACK UP FULL.UP FULL. CHARACTERS, CHARACTERS, except except SHOCK SHOCK 20 20 CLOCKCLOCK and and MINUTOS, MINUTOS, ENTER ENTER and and mill millaround, around, panic-stricken. panic-stricken. GIRLGIRL #3: #3 You’re: You’re my hero!my hero! MUSICMUSIC CUE CUE 5: “Panic5: “Panic in the in theCity.” City.” Sing.) Sing.) 20 20 : You’re my destiny! GIRLGIRL #1: #1 You’re my destiny! There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! GIRLGIRL #2: #2 You’re: You’re my… my… you’re you’re my myAmerican American idol! idol! (GIRLS (GIRLS continue continue ’Cause ’Cause no oneno one can cando battle,do battle, and and no oneno one can candefeat defeat screamingscreaming as the as theSPOT SPOT GOES GOES OUT. OUT. They They EXIT, EXIT, and and STAR STAR GUY GUY The The evil evilsuperpower superpower who who preys preys on allon he all meets!he meets! returnsreturns to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) 25 25 There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Congratulations,: Congratulations, Stan! Stan! My charisma My charisma ray worksray works to perfection! to perfection! The The villain’s villain’s name name is Shock is Shock Clock, Clock, 25 25 Of course,Of course, why why wouldn’t wouldn’t it with it with someone someone like likeme usingme using it? it? It’s a It’s name a name we’ve we’ve grown grown to fear! to fear! STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: gladI’m glad you youlike likeit. I modeledit. I modeled it after it after a little a little known known comic comic And And we worrywe worry every every moment moment bookbook hero’s— hero’s— He may He may be drawingbe drawing near. near. STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Ignores: (Ignores STANLEY.) STANLEY.) Where’s Where’s the therest rest of my of gang?my gang? 30 30 Not Nota single a single treasure treasure STANLEYSTANLEY: Gang?: Gang? Can Can escape escape his greedyhis greedy hand. hand. ’Cause ’Cause the theminutes minutes and and the thehours hours 30 STAR30 STAR GUY GUY: My: partners,My partners, Stan, Stan, my compatriots.my compatriots. I’m notI’m notone one of those of those All move All move at his at demand!his demand! lonelylonely superheroes superheroes like likeSpidey Spidey or Daredevil. or Daredevil. I need I need friends, friends, man. man. I I There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! needneed fans. fans. Give Give me mea group a group to lead. to lead. I’m aI’m born a born leader! leader! 35 35 Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: Oh,: Oh,you youmean mean you youwant want a group a group like likeX-Men X-Men or the or Fantasticthe Fantastic Four?Four? Wow! Wow! I can I cando that!do that! I’ve I’vebeen been drawing drawing superheroes superheroes all my all my He can He canstop stop all time all time from from ticking. ticking. He can freeze us in our tracks. 35 35 life. life.In fact,In fact, I’ve I’veeven even been been working working on myon myown own series series that that I’m I’m He can freeze us in our tracks. hopinghoping someday someday Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman will— will— He can He cansteal steal our ourcoats coats and and jackets jackets From From off our off ourvery very backs! backs! STARSTAR GUY GUY: Draw,: Draw, Stanley, Stanley, draw. draw. 40 40 There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: Sure.: Sure. Right Right away! away! (Picks (Picks up his up padhis pad again, again, then then continues continues Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! talking.)talking.) Do youDo youknow know my mymother mother named named me meLeonardo Leonardo after after that that There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! 40 40 ItalianItalian artist artist guy? guy? He was—He was—

16 16 25 25 1 SHOCK1 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Gasps.): (Gasps.) Eraser Eraser Man?! Man?! 1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: (As: (Asthe NARRATORthe NARRATOR EXITS EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) It’s StanleyIt’s Stanley Leonardo Leonardo STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s: That’s right, right, Doctor! Doctor! You’re You’re a comic a comic book book villain, villain, with with Sappovitz,Sappovitz, actually. actually. (To (ToAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) My Mymother mother named named me me magicmagic drawn drawn by aby powerful a powerful pen. pen. I’m justI’m justan ordinaryan ordinary guy, guy, but butI’ve I’ve LeonardoLeonardo after after that that artist. artist. I think I think he livedhe lived in Italy in Italy a long a long time time ago ago got gotsomething something that that can candefeat defeat you! you! I’ve I’vegot gotthis! this! (Holds (Holds up hisup his or something.or something. She She says says he washe was a really a really good good artist. artist. I’m I’mglad glad she she 5 5 eraser.)eraser.) 5 5 namednamed me thatme that because because I’m anI’m artist, an artist, too. too. At least, At least, I want I want to be. to I’vebe. I’ve been drawing ever since I can remember. I really got dedicated, SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Never!: Never! No oneNo one defeats defeats Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! Tick Tick tock, tock, been drawing ever since I can remember. I really got dedicated, though, when I saw my  rst comic book. I was about eight. As stopstop the theclock! clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers,  ngers, and and STANLEY STANLEY puts puts his shieldhis shield though, when I saw my  rst comic book. I was about eight. As soon as I opened up the pages, I knew what I wanted to be when up.)up.) Stop Stop the clock!the clock! (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers again, again, and and STANLEY STANLEY again again soon as I opened up the pages, I knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to get a job in a comic book company and be shieldsshields himself.) himself.) Stop Stop the theclock! clock! Stop Stop the theclock! clock! Stop Stop the theclock! clock! I grew up. I wanted to get a job in a comic book company and be 10 10 a comica comic book book artist. artist. I wanted I wanted to spend to spend my lifemy drawinglife drawing pictures pictures of of 10 (Gets(Gets more more and and more more furious, furious, snapping snapping his his ngers  ngers repeatedly repeatedly and and 10 superheroes! (MUSIC CUE 1: “Comic Book Artist.” Sings.) tryingtrying to get to getpast past STANLEY’S STANLEY’S shield shield as STANLEY as STANLEY parries parries with with his his superheroes! (MUSIC CUE 1: “Comic Book Artist.” Sings.) Juggernaut, Cyclops, Storm, the Human Torch, Wolverine, shieldshield and and strikes strikes with with his eraser.his eraser. Finally, Finally, STANLEY STANLEY succeeds succeeds in in Juggernaut, Cyclops, Storm, the Human Torch, Wolverine, Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, the Beast, the Thing! hittinghitting SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S upstage upstage arm arm with with the theeraser. eraser. SHOCK SHOCK Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, the Beast, the Thing! Ever since I’ve been a kid, CLOCKCLOCK screams screams and and puts puts his armhis arm behind behind his back,his back, hidden hidden by his by his Ever since I’ve been a kid, 15 15 I’ve I’veread read what what these these heroes heroes and and villains villains did. did. 15 15 cape,cape, to depict to depict the theerasure.) erasure.) My arm!My arm! You’ve You’ve erased erased my arm!my arm! I’ve I’vefollowed followed every every “kaboom” “kaboom” and and “pow.” “pow.” STANLEY: I’m: I’mgoing going to eraseto erase more more than than that that in ain minute, a minute, Shock Shock STANLEY I’ve I’veloved loved those those stories stories so much so much that that now... now... Clock!Clock! (Erases (Erases SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S other other arm arm in the in thesame same way.) way.) I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Puts: (Puts the thearm arm behind behind his hisback, back, as well.)as well.) No! No!No! No! That’sThat’s where where my heartmy heart is... is...That’s That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! Not Notmy myother other arm! arm! (Screams, (Screams, then then recovers recovers his hisbravado.) bravado.) Who Who 20 CHORUS20 CHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He wantsHe wants to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. 20 20 needsneeds arms arms anyway! anyway! I can I canstill still ght!  ght! I, Dr. I, ShockDr. Shock Clock, Clock, will willnever never That’sThat’s where where his hearthis heart is… is… be defeated!be defeated! (Begins (Begins to kick to kick at STANLEY, at STANLEY, who who then then erases erases his his STANLEY: (Sings.) …That’s the job for me! leg.)leg.) Not Notmy leg!my leg!No! No!No! No!Not Notmy leg!my leg!Anything Anything but butmy leg!my leg!(Hops (Hops STANLEY: (Sings.) …That’s the job for me! on oneon one leg.) leg.) Well, Well, so I’veso I’velost losta leg— a leg— I still I stillhave have my myother other leg. leg. CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Batman, Batman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine Wolverine and and Freeze, Freeze, I canI candefeat defeat you youon oneon one leg! leg!(Hops (Hops on oneon one leg, leg,still stillnot notgiving giving PoisonPoison Ivy, Ivy,Penguin… Penguin… 25 25 up. up.Then Then STANLEY STANLEY begins begins on hison otherhis other leg.) leg.) My Myother other leg! leg!Don’t Don’t 25 STANLEY25 STANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …I love…I love each each one one of these. of these. eraseerase my othermy other leg! leg!I am I amDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! I can I canstop stop time! time! I can— I can— TheThe Incredible Incredible Hulk Hulk with with all his all bulk,his bulk, (Falls(Falls on hison hisknees knees as STANLEYas STANLEY starts starts to erase to erase his historso.) torso.) No! No! TheThe Riddler Riddler with with his withis wit No! No!Nooooooo! Nooooooo! (Falls (Falls behind behind the theblocks, blocks, seemingly seemingly thoroughly thoroughly Or KingpinOr Kingpin having having a  t! a  t! erased.erased. As VIOLAAs VIOLA and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN start start to congratulate to congratulate CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Daredevil, Daredevil, Bullseye, Bullseye, Elektra Elektra and and Thor, Thor, 30 30 STANLEY, though, SHOCK CLOCK’S head alone pops up from STANLEY, though, SHOCK CLOCK’S head alone pops up from 30 30 NightNight Crawler, Crawler, Venom Venom and and the theFantastic Fantastic Four! Four! behindbehind the theblocks. blocks. [NOTE: [NOTE: When When SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S head head pops pops He canHe canread read Spawn Spawn from from dusk dusk to dawn. to dawn. backback up, aup, SLIDE a SLIDE WHISTLE WHISTLE SOUND SOUND EFFECT EFFECT can canbe very be very effective effective STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) And And Magneto Magneto is the is thescourge scourge of the of theweek! week! if available.])if available.]) I am I amDr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock! Clock! I shall I shall never never be defeated!be defeated! I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. (Bounces(Bounces his hishead head along along the theblocks blocks over over to STANLEY,to STANLEY, making making That’sThat’s where where my heartmy heart is... is...That’s That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! 35 35 bitingbiting movements movements with with his hismouth. mouth. STANLEY STANLEY erases erases his hishead head 35 35 CHORUS: (Sings.) He wants to be an artist, a comic book artist. as heas screamshe screams and and disappears. disappears. The The NEWSBOY NEWSBOY and and SEVERAL SEVERAL CHORUS: (Sings.) He wants to be an artist, a comic book artist. That’s where his heart is… OTHEROTHER CHARACTERS CHARACTERS who who have have melded melded into intothe AUDIENCEthe AUDIENCE to to That’s where his heart is… be spectatorsbe spectators jump jump up. up.MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) …That’s …That’s the thejob forjob me!for me! I’d like to create a gang like X-Men in their prime NEWSBOYNEWSBOY: Look!: Look! Eraser Eraser Man Man did it!did it! I’d like to create a gang like X-Men in their prime AndAnd put putthem them in a inbook a book someday… someday… 40 CROWD40 CROWD MEMBER MEMBER #1: #1 He: erasedHe erased Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! 40 40 That’sThat’s a dream a dream of mine. of mine. CROWDCROWD MEMBER MEMBER #2 : #2 He: Hewon’t won’t be bearound around to stealto steal from from us us A powerfulA powerful guy guywith with a laser a laser eye, eye, anymore!anymore!

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1 1 ’Cause ’Cause no oneno one can cando battledo battle and and no oneno one can candefeat defeat 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: (Smoothes: (Smoothes his hairhis hair back.) back.) And And I must I must say, say, you youhave have very very The The evil evilsuperpower superpower who who preys preys on allon he all meets!he meets! goodgood taste taste in superheroes. in superheroes. There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! STANLEYSTANLEY: But: Buthow how could could I have I have drawn drawn you, you, and and then then just justhave have you you There There is panic is panic in the in thecity, city, there there is mayhem is mayhem in the in thestreet! street! appearappear like likethat? that? 5 5 Panic Panic in the in thecity, city, mayhem mayhem in the in thestreet! street! 5 STAR5 STAR GUY GUY: Simple.: Simple. You’re You’re using using a pen a pen from from Pelopponesia. Pelopponesia. Everything Everything Panic in the city… mayhem in the street! (SHOCK CLOCK runs ON Panic in the city… mayhem in the street! (SHOCK CLOCK runs ON you youdraw draw comes comes to life. to life.And And man, man, oh man, oh man, are arethe girlsthe girls in this in thistown town and, with a snap of his  ngers, FREEZES everyone ONSTAGE. and, with a snap of his  ngers, FREEZES everyone ONSTAGE. goinggoing to thank to thank you youfor me!for me! He laughsHe laughs evilly evilly as the as theLIGHTS LIGHTS DIM DIM OUT. OUT. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at his at pen.)his pen.) This This is very is very strange. strange. EndEnd of Scene of Scene Five Five STARSTAR GUY GUY: You’re: You’re repeating repeating yourself. yourself. Hey… Hey… uh, uh,what’s what’s your your name? name? SceneScene Six Six 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: Stanley.: Stanley. Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, who who has hasreturned returned to his to placehis place STARSTAR GUY GUY: Cool.: Cool. Now Now listen, listen, Stan, Stan, you youreally really aced aced it drawing it drawing me, me, but but 10 FAR10 FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. WUNDERMAN’S WUNDERMAN’S of ce of has ce hasbeen been set upset again.up again. you youleft meleft mea little a little defenseless, defenseless, you youknow. know. NARRATORNARRATOR: While: While Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock was was wreaking wreaking havoc havoc on theon the STANLEYSTANLEY: Defenseless?: Defenseless? peoplepeople of theof thecity, city, Stanley Stanley and and his hisband band of superheroesof superheroes were were STARSTAR GUY GUY: Right.: Right. Aside Aside from from my goodmy good looks, looks, which which I admit I admit are arepretty pretty hatchinghatching a plan a plan to foilto foilthe theschemes schemes of theof theevil evilvillain villain because, because, 15 15 outstanding,outstanding, I don’t I don’t have have any anyweapons. weapons. I need I need you youto draw to draw me me well,well, that’s that’s what what superheroes superheroes do, do,of course. of course. It wasn’t It wasn’t an easyan easy job, job, somethingsomething with with power, power, Stan, Stan, something something other-worldly, other-worldly, you youknow. know. 15 15 comingcoming up withup with an ideaan idea to conquer to conquer Shock Shock Clock. Clock. They They thought… thought… STANLEYSTANLEY: I :could I could draw draw you youa laser a laser gun, gun, or maybeor maybe some some kind kind of of (SOUND(SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: PASSAGE PASSAGE OF OFTIME TIME SOUND. SOUND. LIGHTS LIGHTS cosmiccosmic sword. sword. UP UPon STANLEY,on STANLEY, the theSUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES and and VIOLA, VIOLA, FROZEN FROZEN STARSTAR GUY GUY: No,: No,no, no,no. no.What What I need, I need, Stan Stan my myman, man, is something is something in ain tableau, a tableau, thinking. thinking. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHTto SPOTLIGHT on theon the 20 20 special,special, something something to  tto my  t star-likemy star-like persona. persona. Something Something like likea… a… NARRATOR.)NARRATOR.) …and …and thought… thought… (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon aon new a new tableau tableau of of a charismaa charisma ray! ray! 20 20 STANLEYSTANLEY and and the theOTHERS OTHERS thinking thinking in different in different positions. positions. STAR STAR STANLEYSTANLEY: A :charisma A charisma ray? ray? GUYGUY is looking is looking a bit a tired.bit tired. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHT to SPOTLIGHT on theon the STARSTAR GUY GUY: Right!: Right! Whenever Whenever I shoot I shoot it, everyone it, everyone falls falls at my at myfeet, feet, NARRATOR.)NARRATOR.) …and …and thought. thought. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS UP UPon anotheron another tableau tableau screamingscreaming my name,my name, begging begging for anfor autograph.an autograph. of EVERYONEof EVERYONE thinking, thinking, except except STAR STAR GUY, GUY, who who is draped is draped over over 25 25 : That’s a very unusual weapon for a superhero, but I guess a blocka block or chair, or chair, snoring. snoring. LIGHTS LIGHTS SHIFT SHIFT to SPOTLIGHT to SPOTLIGHT on theon the STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s a very unusual weapon for a superhero, but I guess I could try to draw something like that. (Starts to draw.) How’s this? 25 25 NARRATOR.NARRATOR. SOUND SOUND EFFECT EFFECT STOPS.) STOPS.) Finally, Finally, they they came came up up I could try to draw something like that. (Starts to draw.) How’s this? (Shows the picture to STAR GUY, and the charisma ray comes withwith a plan. a plan. (SPOT (SPOT OFF OFF the theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, and and LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPon on (Shows the picture to STAR GUY, and the charisma ray comes  ying ONSTAGE from the wings. [See PRODUCTION NOTES. STANLEYSTANLEY and and the theOTHERS. OTHERS. NARRATOR NARRATOR EXITS EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.)  ying ONSTAGE from the wings. [See PRODUCTION NOTES. AnyAny mirror mirror or weapon-like or weapon-like prop prop will willsuf sufce… ce… be creative!])be creative!]) STANLEYSTANLEY: I’ve: I’vegot gotit! (STAR it! (STAR GUY GUY wakes wakes suddenly suddenly and and falls falls on theon the 30 30 : (Catches it and looks it over.) Hmm… Let me just  y  oor.) oor.) No oneNo one can can ght  againstght against Shock Shock Clock Clock because because he just he juststops stops STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Catches it and looks it over.) Hmm… Let me just  y outsideoutside and and give give it a try.it a (Leapstry. (Leaps in the in theair asair if as to iftake to take off andoff and falls falls 30 30 timetime and and everyone everyone freezes freezes in their in their tracks. tracks. What What we havewe have to do to isdo is  at on his face. Gets up, gives STANLEY a dirty look.) get getto him to himbefore before he hashe hasa chance a chance to stop to stop time! time!  at on his face. Gets up, gives STANLEY a dirty look.) STANLEY: Sorry, I guess I didn’t draw you with the power to  y. STARSTAR GUY GUY: Easier: Easier said said than than done, done, my man.my man. All he All hashe hasto do to isdo snap is snap STANLEY: Sorry, I guess I didn’t draw you with the power to  y. his his ngers.  ngers. (Snaps (Snaps his his ngers  ngers to emphasizeto emphasize his hiswords, words, then then STARSTAR GUY GUY: You: You “guess” “guess” you youdidn’t didn’t draw draw me mewith with the thepower power to  toy?!  y?! continuescontinues snapping snapping them them and and grooving grooving to his to beat.)his beat.) 35 35 What’sWhat’s this thiscape cape for? for? Capes Capes are arefor for ying—  ying— That’s That’s what what they’re they’re for! They’re for  uttering out behind you and looking dramatic 35 WOMBAT35 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Bops: (Bops STAR STAR GUY GUY on theon thehead.) head.) Stop Stop that, that, you you for! They’re for  uttering out behind you and looking dramatic when you land! What good are they if you can’t  y?! idiot!idiot! when you land! What good are they if you can’t  y?! STANLEY: Well, they look really good. Especially with that tight BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: I hate: I hate to admit to admit that that Star Star Guy Guy uttered uttered any anywords words of wisdom, of wisdom, STANLEY: Well, they look really good. Especially with that tight bodysuit I gave you. but buthe’s he’s right right about about how how dif cultdif cultit would it would be tobe get to getto Shock to Shock Clock Clock bodysuit I gave you. beforebefore he snapshe snaps his his ngers.  ngers.

26 26 15 15 1 KID1 KID #14 :#14 The: The problem problem with with Mr. Mr.Fantastic Fantastic is that is that he feelshe feels so guiltyso guilty 1 ALL1 ALL: Hooray!: Hooray! Hooray, Hooray, Eraser Eraser Man! Man! (They (They get getthe theentire entire AUDIENCE AUDIENCE aboutabout causing causing his friendshis friends to be to mutagenicallybe mutagenically altered. altered. to cheer.)to cheer.) KIDKID #15 :#15 I don’t: I don’t think think it’s fairit’s fairthat that Ben Ben Grimm Grimm is the is theonly only one one of the of the VIOLAVIOLA: (Runs: (Runs up to up STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! You’ve You’ve won! won! (Hugs (Hugs FantasticFantastic Four Four who who can’t can’t change change back back to his to originalhis original self. self. He mustHe must him,him, and and they they almost almost fall offfall theoff theroof.) roof.) 5 5 get getreally really tired tired of being of being that that big orangebig orange thing! thing! 5 WOMBAT5 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Good: Good job, job,Eraser Eraser Man. Man. KIDKID #16 :#16 When: When the theBeast Beast was was still stillthe thekid, kid,Hank Hank McCoy, McCoy, he hadhe had very very STANLEYSTANLEY: Eraser: Eraser Man… Man… That’s That’s me, me, isn’t isn’t it? That’sit? That’s really really who who I I largelarge hands hands and and feet. feet. My feetMy feet have have always always been been really really big. big.(Looks (Looks am—Eraseram—Eraser Man! Man! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 6c: 6c: “Heroic “Heroic Music Music (Pomp (Pomp and and at hisat hands.)his hands.) My handsMy hands are arekind kind of big, of big,too. too. Circumstance).”Circumstance).” STANLEY STANLEY looks looks off intooff intothe thedistance, distance, his hisvoice voice NARRATORNARRATOR: (RE-ENTERS.): (RE-ENTERS.) They They love love their their superheroes, superheroes, these these becomingbecoming more more strong strong and and powerful. powerful. BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME TIME 10 10 comiccomic book book fans. fans. They They love love how how they they battle battle nightmarish nightmarish villains, villains, 10 10 andand STAR STAR GUY GUY solemnly solemnly march march IN duringIN during these these words words and and overmatchedovermatched and andoverwhelmed, overwhelmed, but butalways always emerging emerging victorious victorious to to thenthen stand stand with with their their hands hands over over their their hearts. hearts. The The ARTISTS ARTISTS and and  ght anotherght another day. day. They They love love that thatthey they are aremostly mostly common common men men and and WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN may may also also ENTER, ENTER, as wellas well as otheras other EXTRAS EXTRAS if if women,women, sharing sharing their their own own human human  aws,  aws, their their hopes, hopes, their their dreams. dreams. desired.desired. [If used, [If used, the theDREAM DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES from from Scene Scene Two Two (Moves(Moves CENTER CENTER in front in front of STANLEY, of STANLEY, hiding hiding him.) him.) After After all, itall, is onlyit is only can canENTER.]) ENTER.]) And And I, Eraser I, Eraser Man, Man, hereby hereby give give my mypledge pledge to join to join 15 15 somesome random random quirk quirk of fate of fatethat thathas hasmade made these these heroes heroes what what they they are. are. 15 15 the theranks ranks of my of myfellow fellow superheroes superheroes with with the thepromise promise that that I shall I shall PeterPeter Parker, Parker, the shythe shyyoung young high high school school student student bitten bitten by an by irradiated an irradiated foreverforever work work to live to liveup toup their to their lofty lofty goals. goals. I shall I shall join jointhem them in their in their spider,spider, became became the famousthe famous Spiderman. Spiderman. The The struggling struggling young young artist, artist, strugglestruggle between between the theforces forces of good of good and and the theever-present ever-present forces forces KyleKyle Rayner, Rayner, became became the Greenthe Green Lantern. Lantern. (In the (In followingthe following sequence, sequence, of evilof evilin this in thisworld. world. I shall I shall battle battle every every villain villain drawn drawn by manby man and and eacheach ACTOR ACTOR stands stands to deliver to deliver the line.the line. The The lines lines should should come come quickly quickly shallshall be relentlessbe relentless in my in my ght  ghtto erase to erase them them from from the theface face of this of this 20 20 and andenergetically, energetically, building building to a tocrescendo.) a crescendo.) 20 20 earth.earth. I shall I shall do this, do this, and and I shall I shall never never rest rest until until every every man, man, woman woman KIDKID #1: #1 Bruce: Bruce Banner… Banner… andand child child lives lives in peace, in peace, harmony harmony and and goodwill. goodwill. KIDKID #2: #2 …became: …became the theIncredible Incredible Hulk. Hulk. ALLALL: (Raise: (Raise their their right right arms arms in the in theair.) air.) With With liberty liberty and and justice justice for all.for all. KIDKID #3: #3 Matthew: Matthew Murdock… Murdock… STANLEYSTANLEY: That: That is my is mypledge. pledge. The The pledge pledge of Eraser of Eraser Man! Man! (By (Bythe the end of this pledge, STAR GUY, who has come in to stand on KIDKID #4: #4 …became: …became Daredevil. Daredevil. end of this pledge, STAR GUY, who has come in to stand on 25 25 STANLEY’SSTANLEY’S left, left,is crying is crying into intoSTANLEY’S STANLEY’S cape. cape. When When STANLEY STANLEY 25 KID25 #5: Reed: Reed Richards… Richards… KID #5 sayssays “Eraser “Eraser Man,” Man,” he he ings  ings his armhis arm out outand and accidentally accidentally knocks knocks KIDKID #6: #6 …became: …became Mr. Mr.Fantastic. Fantastic. STARSTAR GUY GUY off theoff theblocks. blocks. BLACKOUT. BLACKOUT. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) KIDKID #7: #7 Scott: Scott Summers… Summers… EndEnd of Scene of Scene Nine Nine KIDKID #8: #8 …Cyclops.: …Cyclops. KIDKID #9: #9 Clark: Clark Kent… Kent… SceneScene Ten Ten 30 KID30 KID #10 #10: …Superman.: …Superman. SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. KIDKID #11 :#11 Steven: Steven Rogers… Rogers… NARRATORNARRATOR: Well,: Well, that that was was pretty pretty dramatic. dramatic. Comic Comic books books can cango go KIDKID #12 #12: …Captain: …Captain America. America. 30 30 overboardoverboard sometimes, sometimes, you youknow. know. Anyway, Anyway, life lifegoes goes on, on,and and the the nextnext morning morning found found D. C. D. Wunderman’s C. Wunderman’s artists artists back back on theon thejob atjob at KIDKID #13 #13: Bruce: Bruce Wayne… Wayne… WonderWonder Comics. Comics. (SPOT (SPOT OUT OUT on theon theNARRATOR NARRATOR and and LIGHTS LIGHTS KIDKID #14 #14: …Batman.: …Batman. UP onUP WUNDERMAN’S on WUNDERMAN’S of ce. of Thece. The panel panel drawing drawing of DR. of DR. SHOCK SHOCK 35 KID35 KID #15 #15: Wally: Wally West… West… CLOCKCLOCK is no is longerno longer there.) there.) KIDKID #16 #16: …The: …The Flash. Flash. 35 ARTIST35 ARTIST #1: #1 Boy,: Boy, I’m I’mnever never going going to useto useone one of thoseof those pens pens from from NARRATORNARRATOR: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz… Sappovitz… PelopponesiaPelopponesia again! again! ALLALL: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz? Sappovitz? ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Who: Who would would have have thought thought our ourgreat great plans plans could could back back re  re NARRATORNARRATOR: Stanley: Stanley Sappovitz. Sappovitz. (Moves (Moves aside aside and and puts puts his handhis hand out out like likethat? that? 40 40 to presentto present STANLEY, STANLEY, who who has hasswung swung around around to face to face front.) front.) ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 And: And to think to think I was I was the theone one who who  rst drew rst drew that that monster. monster.

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock… tock… 1 TRIPLE1 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Yeah,: Yeah, I don’t I don’t think think I’m evenI’m even fast fastenough enough to do to that.do that. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! STANLEYSTANLEY: You: You would would be ifbe we if createwe create a diversion. a diversion. You You know, know, distract distract MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock! tock! (MUSIC (MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) him.him. Have Have you youread read how how those those Minutos Minutos are arealways always traveling traveling around with him? SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Well,: Well, now, now, I think I think it’s timeit’s time for mefor meto embark to embark on myon my around with him? 5 5 5 5 careercareer in crime. in crime. (To MINUTOS.)(To MINUTOS.) Take Take all the all clocksthe clocks and and timepieces! timepieces! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: They: They are arethe thecreepiest creepiest little little things! things! We’reWe’re going going to  ndto a nd more a more appropriate appropriate place place for my for headquarters.my headquarters. STANLEYSTANLEY: What: What I was I was thinking thinking was was that that maybe maybe Star Star Guy Guy could could SomewhereSomewhere in Times in Times Square, Square, I think. I think. (As (Aseveryone everyone EXITS, EXITS, he he zap zapthem them with with his charismahis charisma ray. ray.They’ll They’ll go crazygo crazy screaming screaming and and lookslooks at theat thepainting painting WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN had had earlier earlier unveiled.) unveiled.) Not Not wantingwanting his autograph.his autograph. bad,bad, but butI think I think I’m muchI’m much better better looking looking in real in real life. life.(Laughs (Laughs evilly evilly STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Preens.): (Preens.) Of course. Of course. 10 10 as he EXITS RIGHT. BLACKOUT.) as he EXITS RIGHT. BLACKOUT.) 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: That: That should should hopefully hopefully unsettle unsettle Shock Shock Clock Clock enough enough that that EndEnd of Scene of Scene Three Three TripleTriple Time Time could could grab grab him himand and hold hold him himfor Blossom for Blossom to knock to knock him him out outwith with her hermagic magic  owers.  owers. Scene Four Scene Four WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Annoyed: (Annoyed at being at being left out.)left out.) And And what what am Iam doing I doing SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. duringduring all this? all this? Combing Combing my fur?my fur? NARRATORNARRATOR: Woe: Woe to the to comicthe comic book book man man who who oversteps oversteps his bounds.his bounds. 15 STANLEY15 STANLEY: No.: No.You’re… You’re… uh… uh… you’re you’re the thekey keyto the to theentire entire plan! plan! Wunderman was one such as these. Luckily, he had Stanley Wunderman was one such as these. Luckily, he had Stanley WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I am?: I am? (Pleased.) (Pleased.) What What do Ido do? I do? LeonardoLeonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz waiting waiting patiently patiently in the in wings.the wings. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT. RIGHT. STANLEYSTANLEY: I’m: notI’m surenot sure yet, yet,but itbut will it bewill good. be good. First, First, we havewe have to  gureto  gure 15 15 LIGHTSLIGHTS UP onUP WUNDERMAN’Son WUNDERMAN’S of ce.) of ce.) out outhow how to  tond  oldnd oldShock Shock Clock. Clock. He Hecan canshow show up anywhereup anywhere at at STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? Mr. Mr.Wunderman? Wunderman? anytime.anytime. Now Now if I could if I could only only remember remember how how Batman Batman knew knew that that Mr. Mr. Gee, where is everyone? I thought I heard a lot of noise up here Gee, where is everyone? I thought I heard a lot of noise up here 20 20 FreezeFreeze would would be— be— a minutea minute ago. ago. (Looks (Looks around around and and sees sees Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s picture.) picture.) VIOLAVIOLA: (Who: (Who has hasbeen been lea  leang  ngthrough through a newspaper.)a newspaper.) Listen, Listen, Boy!Boy! That That is an is evil-lookingan evil-looking villain! villain! I wonder I wonder what what series series they’re they’re everyone,everyone, it says it says here here that that Rotten Rotten Penny Penny is going is going to play to play at a at big a big 20 goinggoing to use to usehim himin. (Looksin. (Looks around around some some more. more. Takes Takes out outpen pen 20 partyparty in Times in Times Square Square tonight, tonight, and and that that he’s he’s going going to auction to auction off off andand small small sketch sketch pad.) pad.) I think I think I’ll just I’ll justsit awhile sit awhile and and draw draw with with my my his famoushis famous coin coin collection collection for charity.for charity. I’d love I’d love to go to togo that. to that. Rotten Rotten newnew pen pen until until everyone everyone comes comes back. back. (Sits (Sits on bench on bench at CENTER.) at CENTER.) 25 25 PennyPenny is my is favoritemy favorite singer! singer! And And he’s he’s so handsome! so handsome! If I doIf I a do really a really good good picture, picture, maybe maybe Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman will likewill likeit and it and let melet mebe anbe artistan artist for onefor one of hisof hisbooks! books! (Sits (Sits quietly, quietly, drawing. drawing. STARSTAR GUY GUY: You’ve: You’ve got togot be to kidding! be kidding! He hasHe hasa big a nose,big nose, and and his eyeshis eyes are too close together. Now, if you look at my perfect features, you 25 25 AfterAfter a few a fewmoments, moments, STAR STAR GUY GUY pops pops up from up from behind behind one one of the of the are too close together. Now, if you look at my perfect features, you largelarge blocks. blocks. [NOTE: [NOTE: STAR STAR GUY, GUY, TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, BLOSSOM BLOSSOM and and will willsee— see— WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN can canappear appear from from anywhere anywhere ONSTAGE ONSTAGE or can or can STANLEYSTANLEY: That’s: That’s it! Viola, it! Viola, you’re you’re a genius! a genius! simplysimply ENTER ENTER on cue.])on cue.]) 30 VIOLA30 VIOLA: I am?: I am? Gee, Gee, thanks. thanks. What What did Idid say? I say? STARSTAR GUY GUY: It’s: It’sStar Star Guy! Guy! (Strikes (Strikes a pose a pose with with a big a bigsmile smile on hison his STANLEYSTANLEY: The: The Rotten Rotten Penny Penny show! show! If he’s If he’s auctioning auctioning off his off valuablehis valuable 30 30 face—somethingface—something he doeshe does frequently frequently after after speaking.) speaking.) coincoin collection, collection, Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock is sure is sure to be to there.be there. And And the thefact fact STANLEYSTANLEY: (So: (Sostartled startled he fallshe falls off theoff thebench.) bench.) Who—who Who—who are areyou? you? thatthat it’s atit’s Times at Times Square Square makes makes it even it even more more perfect. perfect. If I Ifwere I were STARSTAR GUY GUY: I :just I justtold toldyou—Star you—Star Guy. Guy. I’m I’mthe thebest-looking, best-looking, most most writingwriting the story,the story, I de I nitelyde nitely would would have have had had the bigthe battlebig battle at Times at Times charismatic,charismatic, charming charming and and popular popular superhero superhero around. around. 35 35 Square!Square! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at STAR at STAR GUY, GUY, then then at the at picturethe picture he was he was drawing, drawing, VIOLAVIOLA: So: weSo getwe getto go to togo the to theshow? show? I’ve I’vegot gotto get to geta new a new out  outt!  t! 35 35 thenthen back back at STAR at STAR GUY.) GUY.) This This is very is very strange. strange. You You look look exactly exactly STANLEYSTANLEY: We’ll: We’ll go togo Timesto Times Square Square early. early. Star Star Guy Guy will willzap zapthe the like likethe thesuperhero superhero in the in thepicture picture I just I justdrew. drew. MinutosMinutos as soon as soon as Shock as Shock Clock Clock shows shows up, Tripleup, Triple Time Time grabs grabs him, him, STARSTAR GUY GUY: Of: course Of course I do. I do.I am I amthat that superhero. superhero. You You drew drew me! me! BlossomBlossom knocks knocks him himout, out, and— and— 40 STANLEYSTANLEY: I…: II… drew I drew you? you? WOMBAT40 WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (Taps: (Taps her herfoot foot impatiently.) impatiently.) And? And?

14 14 27 27 1 ARTIST1 ARTIST #3: #3(As: (AsWUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN ENTERS ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Hey, Hey, D. C., D. you’reC., you’re ADVENTURESADVENTURES OF AOF COMIC A COMIC BOOK BOOK ARTIST ARTIST late!late! SceneScene One One WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I had: I hada lot a of lot explaining of explaining to do to to do my to wifemy wife about about why why I I waswas gone gone all that all thattime. time. She She wasn’t wasn’t buying buying the Timethe Time Freezer Freezer story. story. 1 LIGHTS1 LIGHTS UP: UP: A variety A variety of KIDS of KIDS sit in sit groups in groups and andalone, alone, on rehearsalon rehearsal blocksblocks (which (which can canbe scatteredbe scattered across across the stage)the stage) and andon theon the oor,  oor,all all 5 ARTIST5 ARTIST #4: #4 I guess: I guess we’ll we’ll never never see seethose those fat checksfat checks we werewe were going going reading comic books. STANLEY, wearing a baseball cap, sits CENTER to earnto earn for “Wonderfor “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” reading comic books. STANLEY, wearing a baseball cap, sits CENTER STAGESTAGE with with his backhis back to the to AUDIENCE,the AUDIENCE, sketching. sketching. The The NARRATOR NARRATOR WUNDERMAN: Don’t: Don’t even even talk talkto me to aboutme about “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” WUNDERMAN 5 ENTERS5 ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT and andlooks looks around around at EVERYONE. at EVERYONE. ARTIST: #5So,: So,what’s what’s next? next? ARTIST #5 NARRATORNARRATOR: Comic: Comic books—pitting books—pitting the noblethe noble forces forces of good of good against against WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It’s: funnyIt’s funny you youshould should ask askthat thatbecause because I happen I happen to to the dastardlythe dastardly schemes schemes of the of wicked.the wicked. 10 10 havehave come come up withup with an ideaan idea for afor sure a sure re hit! re hit!We’ve We’ve got gotto work to work KIDKID #1: #1 Venom: Venom is way is way stronger stronger and andmore more powerful powerful than than Spiderman, Spiderman, fast, though, before other companies hop on the bandwagon. fast, though, before other companies hop on the bandwagon. but buthe can’the can’t take take  re and re andloud loud noises. noises. That That will willdo himdo himin every in every ARTISTARTIST #1: #1Okay,: Okay, Wundy. Wundy. 10 10 time!time! ARTISTARTIST #2: #2What: What is it? is A it? new A new series? series? KIDKID #2: # Even2: Even a tiny a tinylittle little paperclip paperclip is a isdeadly a deadly weapon weapon in the in thehands hands WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It’s: aIt’s new a new series, series, all right.all right. And And it’s goingit’s going to be to thebe the of Bullseye!of Bullseye! 15 15 biggestbiggest one oneyet! yet!Get Getthis— this— Our Our rst issue rst issue will willstart start with with that thatreal- real- KIDKID #3: #3 It :says It says here here that thatX-Statix X-Statix 21 has21 hasthe therumble rumble of the of thecentury! century! life battlelife battle last lastnight night on theon thetop topof the of theTimes Times Building. Building. We’ll We’ll call callit it Wow!Wow! “Defeat“Defeat of Shock of Shock Clock—Volume Clock—Volume One One in the in continuingthe continuing adventures adventures 15 NARRATOR15 NARRATOR: (Crosses: (Crosses to a toGROUP a GROUP OF KIDS.)OF KIDS.) Comic Comic books. books. Every Every of Eraser Man”! of Eraser Man”! newnew issue issue is devoured is devoured by millions by millions of adoring of adoring fans. fans. ARTIST: #3Wow,: Wow, I like I likeit! it! ARTIST #3 KIDKID #4: #4Have: Have you yougot thegot latestthe latest Daredevil Daredevil issue? issue? 20 20 ARTIST: #4 In: our In oursecond second issue, issue, we wecould could create create a whole a whole life lifefor for ARTIST #4 KIDKID #5: #5My: dadMy dadhas hasevery every one oneof the of earlythe early Superman Superman volumes volumes in mint in mint Eraser Man leading up to that de ning moment! Eraser Man leading up to that de ning moment! condition.condition. ARTIST: #5Maybe: Maybe he was he was trapped trapped in a ingene-altering a gene-altering chamber chamber when when ARTIST #5 20 KID20 KID #6: #6Fantastic: Fantastic Four! Four! I need I need the newthe new Fantastic Fantastic Four! Four! he washe was a little a little kid! kid! NARRATORNARRATOR: (Crosses: (Crosses to anotherto another GROUP.) GROUP.) Comic Comic books. books. They They ARTIST #6: Or he was left here by his parents when their solar system ARTIST #6: Or he was left here by his parents when their solar system spawnspawn worldwide worldwide conventions conventions and andblockbuster blockbuster movies. movies. Heroes Heroes 25 25 was imploding! was imploding! and andvillains villains alike alike are aremade made into intotoys toys and andprinted printed on T-shirts, on T-shirts, lunch lunch WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: I love: I love it! I loveit! I love it! Sippovatz! it! Sippovatz! boxes,boxes, sheets sheets and andpillowcases. pillowcases. (Holds (Holds up some up some superhero superhero item.) item.) STANLEYSTANLEY: (ENTERS: (ENTERS RIGHT RIGHT with with his broom.)his broom.) Yes, Yes, Mr. Wunderman?Mr. Wunderman? 25 KID25 KID #7: #7Did: Didyou youknow know that thatyou youcan canbuy buya copy a copy of the of rubythe ruby quartz quartz visor visor WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Clean: Clean up in up here. in here. We’ve We’ve got workgot work to do! to do! that thatCyclops Cyclops wears?! wears?! STANLEYSTANLEY: Yes,: Yes, Mr. Wunderman.Mr. Wunderman. And, And, Mr. Wunderman,Mr. Wunderman, it’s Sappovitz, it’s Sappovitz, KIDKID #8: #8 There’s: There’s a comic a comic book book convention convention next next week. week. You Youcan canget get 30 30 StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz. Sappovitz. reallyreally rare rare collectors’ collectors’ editions editions there. there. WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yeah,: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. whatever. Come Come on, on,everyone, everyone, let’s let’s go go KIDKID #9: #9I heard: I heard there’s there’s a new a new movie movie coming coming out without with Dr. OctopusDr. Octopus and and to myto ofmy ce of and ce andwork work out outthe thestory story line. line. (The (The ARTISTS ARTISTS get getup toup to 30 30 Magneto—together!Magneto—together! leave.)leave.) Eraser Eraser Man Man is going is going to make to make us millions,us millions, guys, guys, millions! millions! NARRATORNARRATOR: Comic: Comic books—a books—a modern modern mythology. mythology. (EXITS.) (EXITS.) (They(They EXIT EXIT RIGHT.) RIGHT.) KIDKID #10 :#10 Dr.: DoomDr. Doom has hasan IQ an of, IQ I of,don’t I don’t know, know, like like200 200gazillion! gazillion! 35 35 STANLEY: (Calls: (Calls to WUNDERMANto WUNDERMAN as heas EXITS.)he EXITS.) It’s It’sSappovitz. Sappovitz. STANLEY KIDKID #11 :#11 The: The way way Sabretooth Sabretooth can canheal heal himself himself is truly is truly amazing! amazing! (Twirls(Twirls the thebroom broom con con dently dently and andtosses tosses it OFFSTAGE. it OFFSTAGE. Looks Looks : Rogue and Gambit really love each other. It’s too bad at theat theAUDIENCE.) AUDIENCE.) Stanley Stanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz… Sappovitz… Comic Comic Book Book KIDKID #12 :#12 Rogue and Gambit really love each other. It’s too bad 35 Rogue can’t touch him without knocking him out and assuming Superhero—Superhero— (At these(At these words, words, he tearshe tears open open his shirthis shirt to reveal to reveal a a 35 Rogue can’t touch him without knocking him out and assuming his identity! shinyshiny new new Eraser Eraser Man Man shirt. shirt. MUSIC MUSIC CUE CUE 7: “Comic7: “Comic Book Book Hero.” Hero.” his identity! 40 40 LIGHTSLIGHTS DIM DIM with with only only a SPOT a SPOT left onleft STANLEY/Eraser on STANLEY/Eraser Man. Man. He He KIDKID #13 :#13 The: The Human Human Torch Torch is so is cool! so cool! I wonder I wonder why why his clotheshis clothes never never burnburn up. up.

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1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: —and: —and Wombat Wombat Woman Woman burrows burrows a hole a hole deep deep into intothe the 1 1 TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, ground,ground, and andwe putwe himput himin there in there and andseal seal it up! it up! MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: I could: I could do that. do that. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m theI’m masterthe master of time, of time, the kingthe king of crime. of crime. STANLEYSTANLEY: It’ll: beIt’ll fantastic! be fantastic! It will It bewill like be likea cross a cross between between the X-Menthe X-Men TheThe minutes minutes and andthe hoursthe hours follow follow my design!my design! 5 5 and andthe oldthe “Talesold “Tales from from the Crypt”!the Crypt”! 5 5 A waveA wave of my of handmy hand will makewill make time time stop, stop, ’Cause I’m the ticking time lord, STARSTAR GUY GUY: What’s: What’s “Tales “Tales from from the Crypt”?the Crypt”? Sounds Sounds kind kind of creepy… of creepy… ’Cause I’m the ticking time lord, I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! STANLEYSTANLEY: Fabulous: Fabulous Four, Four, man man your your battle battle stations! stations! (They (They ALL ALL strike strike : (Sing.) He’s the ticking time lord, posesposes appropriate appropriate to their to their characters.) characters.) On toOn Times to Times Square Square to do to do MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.) He’s the ticking time lord, He’s Dr. Shock Clock! battlebattle with with the evilthe evilDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! He’s Dr. Shock Clock! 10 10 SHOCK CLOCK: (Sings.) Sixty seconds go by, they really  y! 10 TRIPLE10 TRIPLE TIME/BLOSSOM TIME/BLOSSOM: Ka-BOOM!: Ka-BOOM! SHOCK CLOCK: (Sings.) Sixty seconds go by, they really  y! UnlessUnless I decide I decide to be to a be nasty a nasty guy. guy. STAR GUY/WOMBAT WOMAN: Ka-POW!: Ka-POW! STAR GUY/WOMBAT WOMAN SecondsSeconds turn turn to hours to hours if they’re if they’re locked locked ALLALL: Ka-BAM!: Ka-BAM! (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) By theBy tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, EndEnd of Scene of Scene Six Six By Dr.By ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! 15 MINUTOS15 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, SceneScene Seven Seven He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! SPOTLIGHTSPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On theOn theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. A stage A stage TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, platformplatform is UP is CENTER.UP CENTER. A CROWD A CROWD mills mills about about in front in front of the of stage.the stage. ShockShock the clock,the clock, tick ticktock, tock, 15 NARRATOR15 NARRATOR: So: theSo greatthe great battle battle between between Stanley, Stanley, his Fabuloushis Fabulous Four Four TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, and andthe evilthe evilDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock was was set toset take to take place place in the in illustriousthe illustrious 20 20 MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! TimesTimes Square. Square. It was It was inevitable, inevitable, of course. of course. What What self-respecting self-respecting SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) As theAs minutesthe minutes stand stand still, still, I steal I steal my my ll.  ll. creatorcreator of comic of comic books books could could resist resist choosing choosing that thatlocale locale for thefor the I neverI never have have enough, enough, I never I never will. will. showdownshowdown between between his superheroeshis superheroes and andthe villainousthe villainous Dr. ShockDr. Shock Money,Money, gold gold and anddiamonds diamonds as big as asbig rocks as rocks 20 20 Clock?Clock? (CROWD (CROWD APPLAUDS APPLAUDS and andWHISTLES, WHISTLES, etc.) etc.) Sounds Sounds like like For Forthe tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, the theparty party has hasstarted. started. I think I think I’ll go I’ll joingo joinin the in thefestivities. festivities. (LIGHTS (LIGHTS 25 25 For ForDr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! UP onUP a on ROCK a ROCK GROUP GROUP onstage onstage taking taking their their bows bows as the as theCROWD CROWD I’m theI’m masterthe master of time, of time, the kingthe king of crime. of crime. applaudsapplauds wildly. wildly. An EMCEEAn EMCEE then then comes comes onstage.) onstage.) TheThe minutes minutes and andthe hoursthe hours follow follow my design.my design. EMCEEEMCEE: That: That was was Spaceman Spaceman and andthe Aliens,the Aliens, folks. folks. Spaceman Spaceman and and A waveA wave of my of handmy hand will makewill make time time stop, stop, 25 25 the theAliens!! Aliens!! (More (More cheers cheers as theas theROCK ROCK GROUP GROUP EXITS.) EXITS.) We’re We’re ’Cause’Cause I’m theI’m tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, goinggoing to take to take a short a short break break now, now, and andthen then we’ll we’ll be ready be ready for our for starour star 30 30 I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! attraction—you-know-who!attraction—you-know-who! (The (The CROWD CROWD cheers cheers some some more more and and MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, callscalls out “Rottenout “Rotten Penny” Penny” as EMCEE as EMCEE EXITS. EXITS. SPECTATORS SPECTATORS begin begin He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! to circulateto circulate as theas theCROWD CROWD breaks breaks into intosmall small groups. groups. STANLEY, STANLEY, TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, 30 30 VIOLAVIOLA and andthe theFABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR ENTER ENTER LEFT. LEFT. VIOLA VIOLA now now ShockShock the clock,the clock, tick ticktock, tock, wearswears a different a different out  outt but t butwith with the thesame same wide wide belt. belt. STAR STAR GUY GUY 35 35 TickTick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, wearswears a pair a pairof brightly of brightly colored colored baggy baggy basketball basketball shorts.) shorts.) MakeMake time time stop, stop, tick ticktock! tock! (MUSIC (MUSIC continues continues under under while while SHOCK SHOCK VIOLAVIOLA: I don’t: I don’t think think Rotten Rotten Penny Penny has hasgotten gotten here here yet. yet. CLOCKCLOCK FREEZES FREEZES MINUTOS MINUTOS OFF OFF and andON.) ON.) STANLEYSTANLEY: Or: ShockOr Shock Clock. Clock. Viola, Viola, you youand andI should I should just justmingle mingle with with SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m theI’m tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, 35 35 the theother other party-goers. party-goers. The The rest restof you of youshould should take take up yourup your posts. posts. I’m Dr.I’m ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! Try Tryto blend to blend in, like in, likeyou’re you’re just justhere here for thefor theshow. show. (He (Heand andVIOLA VIOLA 40 MINUTOS40 MINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) He’s He’s the tickingthe ticking time time lord, lord, join jointhe CROWD.)the CROWD.) He’sHe’s Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Sings.): (Sings.) I’m Dr.I’m Shock…Dr. Shock…

28 28 13 13 In SceneIn Scene Three, Three, a large a large drawing drawing of Dr. of ShockDr. Shock Clock Clock is onstage is onstage and and standsstands there there looking looking out overout over the AUDIENCEthe AUDIENCE as the as musicthe music plays. plays. remainsremains part part of the of theof ceof set ce setuntil until Scene Scene Ten. Ten. For ForScene Scene Five, Five, area area LIGHTSLIGHTS COME COME BACK BACK UP UPFULL FULL STAGE STAGE as theas theENTIRE ENTIRE CAST CAST stagingstaging is used. is used. The The bank, bank, gold gold warehouse, warehouse, jewelry jewelry store store and andstreet street ENTERSENTERS for theirfor their  rst chorus. rst chorus. Sings.) Sings.) settingssettings take take place place STAGE STAGE RIGHT, RIGHT, CENTER, CENTER, LEFT LEFT and andon onthe the I’ve I’vebecome become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. FORESTAGE,FORESTAGE, respectively, respectively, using using blocks blocks as counters as counters for the for bankthe bank and and CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... store. For Scene Seven, Times Square can be represented by a small store. For Scene Seven, Times Square can be represented by a small STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! stagestage or platform or platform UPSTAGE UPSTAGE to simulate to simulate a concert a concert venue. venue. For ForScene Scene CHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s become become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. Nine,Nine, tall andtall andshort short blocks blocks should should be arrangedbe arranged to simulate to simulate the theroof roof of of CHORUS He’sHe’s a superhero... a superhero... the Timesthe Times Building. Building. A painted A painted backdrop backdrop of New of New York York City City adds adds a nice a nice touch,touch, if possible. if possible. STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) Batman, Batman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Wolverine Wolverine and andFreeze, Freeze, SEQUENCESEQUENCE OF MUSICALOF MUSICAL NUMBERS NUMBERS PoisonPoison Ivy, Ivy,Penguin… Penguin… MC MC1 1 Comic Comic Book Book Artist Artist ...... Stanley, ...... Stanley, Chorus Chorus STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...I love ...I love each each one oneof these. of these. MC MC1a 1a Dream Dream Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental ...... Instrumental CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) The The Incredible Incredible Hulk Hulk with with all his all bulk,his bulk, MC MC2 2 Powerful Powerful Pens Pens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia .....Wunderman, .....Wunderman, Artists Artists TheThe Riddler Riddler with with his wit…his wit… MC MC2a 2a Drawing Drawing Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...or ...or Kingpin Kingpin having having a  t! a  t! : (Sings.) Daredevil, Bullseye, Elektra and Thor, MC MC3 3 Dr. Shock Dr. Shock Clock Clock ...... Shock Shock Clock, Clock, CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.) Daredevil, Bullseye, Elektra and Thor, Night Crawler, Venom, and the Fantastic Four. MinutosMinutos Night Crawler, Venom, and the Fantastic Four. He canHe canread read Spawn Spawn from from dusk dusk to dawn. to dawn. MC MC4 4 The TheFabulous Fabulous Four Four ...... Star ...... Star Guy, Guy, Triple Triple : (Sings.) And Magneto is the scourge of the week! Time,Time, Blossom, Blossom, STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.) And Magneto is the scourge of the week! I’ve become a hero, a comic book hero. WombatWombat Woman, Woman, I’ve become a hero, a comic book hero. StanleyStanley CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC5 5 Panic Panic in the in Citythe City ...... Ensemble Ensemble (Except (Except STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! ShockShock Clock Clock and and CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s become become a hero, a hero, a comic a comic book book hero. hero. Minutos)Minutos) He’sHe’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC5a 5a Rotten Rotten Penny Penny Music—Underscore Music—Underscore .....Instrumental .....Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me!for me! MC MC6 6 StanleyStanley Leonardo Leonardo Sappovitz Sappovitz ...... Viola, Viola, Wombat Wombat Juggernaut,Juggernaut, Cyclops, Cyclops, Storm, Storm, the Humanthe Human Torch, Torch, Wolverine, Wolverine, WomanWoman GreenGreen Goblin, Goblin, Dr. Octopus,Dr. Octopus, Sabretooth, Sabretooth, the Beast,the Beast, the Thing!the Thing! MC MC6a 6a Sappy Sappy Violin Violin Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental CHORUSCHORUS: (Sings.): (Sings.) He’s He’s a superhero... a superhero... MC MC6b 6b Battle Battle Music—Underscore Music—Underscore ...... Instrumental Instrumental STANLEYSTANLEY: (Sings.): (Sings.) ...That’s ...That’s the jobthe forjob me! for me!(MUSIC (MUSIC OUT. OUT. BLACKOUT.) BLACKOUT.) MC MC6c 6c Heroic Heroic Music Music ENDEND OF MUSICALOF MUSICAL (Pomp(Pomp and andCircumstance) Circumstance) ...... Instrumental Instrumental MC MC7 7 Comic Comic Book Book Hero Hero ...... Stanley, ...... Stanley, Chorus Chorus

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1 MINUTOS1 MINUTOS: (In: clockwork(In clockwork unison.) unison.) Yes, Yes, Master Master of the of Minute!the Minute! We Weare are 1 STAR1 STAR GUY GUY: It’s: aIt’s little a little dif cultdif cultfor mefor meto blend to blend in. You in. Youknow, know, with with my my gladglad to be to here. be here. incredibleincredible charisma charisma and andall. Iall. can I cannever never be just be justanother another face face in the in the WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: And: And we’re we’re glad glad to have to have you, you, Dr. ShockDr. Shock Clock. Clock. You You crowd.crowd. are aregoing going to make to make history history as theas the rst  living,rst living, breathing breathing superhero superhero TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Sarcastic.): (Sarcastic.) Put Puta bag a bagover over your your head. head. That That might might 5 5 of allof time. all time. 5 5 help!help! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Superhero?: Superhero? What’s What’s this thissuperhero superhero stuff? stuff? I’m I’mno no STARSTAR GUY GUY: (To: (ToBLOSSOM BLOSSOM and andWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Do youDo youhear hear hero.hero. I’m I’ma villain.a villain. The The grandest grandest villain villain around! around! (ALL (ALL except except that?that? He’s He’s been been making making these these jealous jealous comments comments the thewhole whole way way MINUTOSMINUTOS are arestunned.) stunned.) overover here! here! WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: But: Butyou youcan’t can’t be! be!We Wedrew drew you youto be to abe superhero. a superhero. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Jealous?: Jealous? Ha! Ha!All IAll was I was doing doing was was commenting commenting on on 10 10 That’sThat’s our ourtrademark. trademark. That’s— That’s— 10 10 thosethose ridiculous ridiculous shorts shorts you youhave have on. on. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Snaps: (Snaps his his ngers  ngers and andWUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN FREEZES FREEZES in in STARSTAR GUY GUY: I’ll: have I’ll have you youknow know these these shorts shorts are arethe heightthe height of fashion! of fashion! mid-sentence.mid-sentence. SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FREEZE. FREEZE. [NOTE: [NOTE: This This sound sound I couldn’tI couldn’t be expected be expected to wear to wear those those silly sillytight tight pants pants Stanley Stanley drew drew effecteffect should should be repeatedbe repeated any anytime time SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK freezes freezes a a for mefor tome a toparty a party like likethis. this. I’m StarI’m Star Guy, Guy, after after all— all— I have I have to uphold to uphold character.]character.] To ARTISTS.)To ARTISTS.) Notice Notice how how your your boss boss has hasjust justbeen been my image.my image. 15 15 frozenfrozen in time? in time? I did I that.did that. It is Itmy is powermy power because because I, Doctor I, Doctor Shock Shock 15 TRIPLE15 TRIPLE TIME TIME: Uphold: Uphold your your image? image? If your If your shorts shorts start start hanging hanging any any Clock,Clock, can canstop stop time time with with a mere a mere snap snap of my of my ngers!  ngers! (Snaps (Snaps his his lower,lower, your your image image won’t won’t be the be onlythe only thing thing you’ll you’ll have have to hold to hold up! up!  ngers again, and WUNDERMAN UNFREEZES.)  ngers again, and WUNDERMAN UNFREEZES.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: That: That shows shows how how much much you youknow! know! Shorts Shorts are aresupposed supposed WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: What: What happened? happened? to hangto hang low. low. It’s theIt’s thein thing! in thing! Unlike Unlike that thatridiculous ridiculous jumpsuit jumpsuit you you SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: I happened,: I happened, little little man. man. I stopped I stopped you youin your in your tracks, tracks, havehave on! on! 20 20 frozefroze you youin the in moment.the moment. I am I theam masterthe master of time. of time. I can I canbend bend it— it— 20 TRIPLE20 TRIPLE TIME TIME: (Angry,: (Angry, advances advances on STARon STAR GUY.) GUY.) Ridiculous! Ridiculous! You You and andall who all who depend depend on it—to on it—to my will.my will.Not Nota second, a second, not anot minute, a minute, conceitedconceited little— little— not an hour can pass without my consent. not an hour can pass without my consent. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: Cut: Cutit out, it out,boys, boys, we’ve we’ve got agot job a tojob do. to do. WUNDERMAN: No! It can’t be! WUNDERMAN: No! It can’t be! WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Blossom’s: Blossom’s right. right. If you If youdon’t don’t shut shut up andup andget get SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Oh,: Oh,yes, yes, it can! it can! And And you, you, your your company, company, this thiscity, city, ready,ready, I’ll burrowI’ll burrow into intoyour your hearts hearts and andtear tear them them out outof yourof your 25 25 the entirethe entire world, world, in fact, in fact, are mineare mine for the for taking.the taking. It’s only,It’s only, you youmight might 25 25 chests!chests! say, a matter of time. (Lets out an extremely evil laugh.) say, a matter of time. (Lets out an extremely evil laugh.) STARSTAR GUY GUY: You: Youdon’t don’t have have a very a very pleasant pleasant way way of putting of putting things, things, do do WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: (To: ARTISTS.)(To ARTISTS.) Quick! Quick! Draw Draw a hero a hero to  ghtto  thisght thisvillain! villain! you youknow know that? that? (WOMBAT (WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN approaches approaches him himthreateningly.) threateningly.) (As (Asthe ARTISTSthe ARTISTS raise raise their their pens, pens, they they are areimmediately immediately FROZEN FROZEN Okay,Okay, okay, okay, I’m gettingI’m getting ready. ready. in the act by SHOCK CLOCK.) in the act by SHOCK CLOCK.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: Just: Just make make sure sure you youzap zapthose those Minutos Minutos with with your your 30 30 SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Sorry,: Sorry, guys, guys, but butI can’t I can’t let youlet youdo that.do that. I don’t I don’t 30 30 charismacharisma ray rayin timein time for mefor meto getto getat Shockat Shock Clock. Clock. (He (Heand and like likesuperheroes. superheroes. They They can canbe beannoying annoying little little creatures. creatures. (To (To BLOSSOMBLOSSOM move move UPSTAGE UPSTAGE and andbegin begin to dance to dance casually casually while while MINUTOS.)MINUTOS.) Minutos! Minutos! Take Take these these people people and andtheir their pens pens away! away! lookinglooking all around all around for SHOCKfor SHOCK CLOCK.) CLOCK.) (MINUTOS pull WUNDERMAN and his ARTISTS OFF RIGHT as (MINUTOS pull WUNDERMAN and his ARTISTS OFF RIGHT as STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Calls: (Calls after after TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME.) TIME.) Don’t Don’t worry worry about about me. me.You You SHOCK CLOCK continues to speak, then RE-ENTER.) Put them SHOCK CLOCK continues to speak, then RE-ENTER.) Put them just justdo yourdo your job! job!(He (Heand andWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN take take their their positions positions 35 in myin myTime Time Freezer! Freezer! They They can canenjoy enjoy a little a little stint stint in suspended in suspended 35 35 35 DOWNDOWN LEFT. LEFT. WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN begins begins to dance to dance while while scanning scanning animation. Ah, yes, my time has  nally come! I am about to animation. Ah, yes, my time has  nally come! I am about to the crowdthe crowd for signs for signs of the of villain.the villain. STAR STAR GUY GUY pulls pulls out aout mirror a mirror and and become rich, famous, powerful. I’ll take what I want. No one will become rich, famous, powerful. I’ll take what I want. No one will busiesbusies himself himself with with adjusting adjusting his hair.)his hair.) be ablebe able to stop to stop me becauseme because I can I canstop stop them them  rst.  Irst. can I canfreeze freeze them them EMCEE: (RE-ENTERS: (RE-ENTERS and andmoves moves to platform.) to platform.) Hey, Hey, everyone, everyone, can can in thein themoment. moment. I am, I am,after after all, Dr.all, ShockDr. Shock Clock! Clock! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 3: 3: EMCEE I haveI have your your attention, attention, please?! please?! I know I know you’ve you’ve been been waiting waiting for ourfor our 40 40 “Dr. “Dr.Shock Shock Clock.”) Clock.”) 40 40 specialspecial guest guest to arrive. to arrive. MINUTOSMINUTOS: (Sing.): (Sing.) Tick Tick tock, tock, tick ticktock, tock, GIRL #1: Rotten: Rotten Penny! Penny! ShockShock the clock,the clock, tick ticktock, tock, GIRL #1

12 12 29 29 PRODUCTIONPRODUCTION NOTES NOTES GOLDGOLD WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE MANAGER MANAGER GOLDGOLD WAREHOUSE WAREHOUSE EMPLOYEES EMPLOYEES (at least(at least two) two) PROPERTIESPROPERTIES SALESCLERKSALESCLERK ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene One: One: Large Large and and small small rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks (The (The JEWELRYJEWELRY CUSTOMER CUSTOMER minimumminimum number number needed needed would would be twobe two tall tallblocks blocks [desk [desk height] height] GLADYSGLADYS andand two two short short blocks blocks [about [about a foot a foot tall]. tall]. Some Some blocks blocks should should be be OLDOLD LADY LADY WITH WITH PURSE PURSE largelarge enough enough to concealto conceal an anactor actor entirely entirely to effectto effect “magical” “magical” appearancesappearances and and disappearances disappearances onstage). onstage). ROCKROCK GROUP GROUP (at least(at least three three members) members) BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene One: One: EMCEEEMCEE Comic Comic books books (KIDS) (KIDS) ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY (leader (leader of rock of rock group) group) Sketch Sketch pad pad and and pen pen (STANLEY) (STANLEY) CROWDCROWD MEMBERS MEMBERS (at least(at least two) two) Superhero Superhero T-shirt, T-shirt, lunch lunch box box or pillowcase or pillowcase (NARRATOR) (NARRATOR) POLICEMENPOLICEMEN (at least(at least two) two) ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Two: Two: Two Two desks desks with with papers papers and and folders, folders, wastebasket,wastebasket, at least at least two two chairs, chairs, purse purse [on [ondesk], desk], broom, broom, bench. bench. NEWSBOYNEWSBOY (NOTE:(NOTE: desks desks and and bench bench can can be bemade made using using large large and and small small EXTRASEXTRAS (DREAM (DREAM SUPERHEROES SUPERHEROES [up [upto ten], to ten], rehearsalrehearsal blocks.) blocks.) CROWDCROWD MEMBERS) MEMBERS) BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Two: Two: Piece Piece of paper of paper [in pocket],[in pocket], box box containing containing pens, pens, catalog catalog SYNOPSISSYNOPSIS OF OFSCENES SCENES (STANLEY)(STANLEY) SceneScene One: One: Present-day Present-day New New York York City. City. Folder Folder with with papers papers (VIOLA) (VIOLA) SceneScene Two: Two: D. C.D. Wunderman’sC. Wunderman’s executive executive of ceof atce Wonder at Wonder Comics. Comics. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Three: Three: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Two, Two, but butwith with a large a large panel panel A workA work day. day. drawingdrawing of Dr. of Dr.Shock Shock Clock Clock covered covered by aby black a black drape. drape. BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Three: Three: SceneScene Three: Three: Same. Same. The The next next day. day. Sketch Sketch pads, pads, pens pens (ARTISTS) (ARTISTS) SceneScene Four: Four: Same. Same. A few A few minutes minutes later. later. Clocks, Clocks, hourglasses, hourglasses, sundials sundials and and other other time-related time-related items items SceneScene Five: Five: A bank, A bank, the thegold gold warehouse, warehouse, a jewelry a jewelry store, store, a street. a street. A A (MINUTOS)(MINUTOS) fewfew days days later. later. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Four: Four: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three. Three. SceneScene Six: Six: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.Same Same time time as inas Scene in Scene Five. Five. BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Four: Four: SceneScene Seven: Seven: Times Times Square. Square. Later Later that that night. night. Sketch Sketch pad pad and and pen, pen, piece piece of paper of paper [in pocket][in pocket] (STANLEY) (STANLEY) Charisma Charisma ray, ray, cape, cape, hat hatand and mask mask (thrown (thrown ONSTAGE ONSTAGE from from the the SceneScene Eight: Eight: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.The The next next day. day. wings)wings) SceneScene Nine: Nine: Roof Roof of the of theTimes Times Building. Building. Midnight Midnight the thenext next evening. evening. Flowers Flowers and and leaves leaves (BLOSSOM) (BLOSSOM) SceneScene Ten: Ten: Wunderman’s Wunderman’s of ce.of ce.The The next next day. day. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Five: Five: Counter Counter with with drawer drawer of cashof cash to resembleto resemble bankbank counter counter (BANK), (BANK), another another counter counter for forjewelry jewelry store, store, crate crate SETSET DESCRIPTION DESCRIPTION (GOLD(GOLD WAREHOUSE). WAREHOUSE). [Counters [Counters can can be becreated created by bystacking stacking TheThe play play takes takes place place at various at various locales locales in New in New York York City. City. All sets All sets for thefor the shortshort blocks blocks on topon topof the of thetall tallblocks.] blocks.] playplay can can be representedbe represented with with a set a setof tall of talland and short short rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Five: Five: andand a few a few other other props. props. D. C.D. Wunderman’sC. Wunderman’s of ceof isce the is themain main set setand and Large Large sack sack (MINUTOS) (MINUTOS) cancan be representedbe represented by anby executive-typean executive-type desk desk LEFT LEFT and and a smaller a smaller Jewelry Jewelry (SALESMAN) (SALESMAN) secretarialsecretarial desk desk RIGHT RIGHT (use (use rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks as desks,as desks, if desired). if desired). A A Purse Purse (OLD (OLD LADY) LADY) wastebasketwastebasket sits sitsbeside beside the thelarger larger desk. desk. Two Two rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks can can be be ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Six: Six: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Three, Three, but butwith with a newspaper a newspaper stackedstacked to form to form a bench, a bench, CENTER. CENTER. An AnEXIT EXIT RIGHT RIGHT leads leads to the to therest rest on theon thedesk. desk. of theof theof cesof ces and and outside. outside. Various Various EXITS EXITS are areused used for otherfor other scenes. scenes. ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Seven: Seven: Small Small stage stage or platform or platform with with microphone. microphone.

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1 GIRL1 GIRL #2: #2 Where’s: Where’s Rotten Rotten Penny?! Penny?! 1 1 helpers.helpers. You You will willdraw draw him him in all in hisall hisglory glory so heso canhe can leap leap from from our our GIRLGIRL #3: #3 We: Wewant want Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! pagespages to become to become a living, a living, breathing breathing superhero! superhero! STARSTAR GUY GUY: (To: (ToWOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN.) WOMAN.) Look Look at those at those girls! girls! Screaming Screaming ARTISTARTIST #4: #4 Unveil: Unveil the thepicture picture already, already, Wunderman. Wunderman. overover Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! They They don’t don’t know know true true good good looks looks when when they they see see ARTISTARTIST #5: #5 Yeah,: Yeah, we wewant want to get to getstarted! started! 5 5 them.them. I think I think I’ll use I’ll use my mycharisma charisma ray rayto teach to teach them them a little a little lesson. lesson. 5 WUNDERMAN5 WUNDERMAN: :For ForPete’s Pete’s sake, sake, people, people, this this is ais momentousa momentous WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: Not: Not now! now! There’s There’s no time!no time! moment.moment. It deserves It deserves a little a little fanfare! fanfare! Where Where was was I… I…oh, oh,yes, yes, do do STARSTAR GUY GUY: (Zaps: (Zaps the theGIRLS. GIRLS. SOUND SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: CHARISMA CHARISMA ZAP. ZAP. youyou have have your your sketchbooks sketchbooks ready? ready? TheThe GIRLS GIRLS turn turn to STARto STAR GUY GUY screaming.) screaming.) Too Too late— late— They’ve They’ve ARTISTSARTISTS: Sketchbooks: Sketchbooks ready! ready! seenseen the thelight. light. (The (The GIRLS GIRLS wrap wrap themselves themselves around around his hislegs legs in in WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Do: Doyou you have have your your pens pens in hand? in hand? 10 adoration.) 10 adoration.) 10 ARTISTS10 ARTISTS: Pens: Pens in hand! in hand! EMCEE: So now without further ado, I’d like to introduce the number EMCEE: So now without further ado, I’d like to introduce the number WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Prepare: Prepare yourselves yourselves to goto godown down in comicin comic book book one singer in the country, who has brought his priceless coin one singer in the country, who has brought his priceless coin history!history! collectioncollection here here tonight tonight to auctionto auction off offfor forcharity. charity. The The one, one, the the ARTISTS: We: Weare areprepared! prepared! only,only, the theunbelievable unbelievable Rotten Rotten Penny! Penny! (The (The CROWD CROWD cheers cheers as as ARTISTS 15 15 ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY ENTERS. ENTERS. He’s He’s carrying carrying an expensive-lookingan expensive-looking WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: It :is It now is now my myhonor honor to present to present to you to you the thecornerstone cornerstone woodenwooden box.) box.) 15 15 of ourof ournew new “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive” Alive” series—Dr. series—Dr. Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (SOUND(SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE. FANFARE. He Hepulls pulls the theblack black drape drape off theoff the ROTTENROTTEN PENNY PENNY: Thanks,: Thanks, everyone. everyone. It’s It’sreally really cool cool to be to herebe here in this in this panelpanel to revealto reveal an enormousan enormous painting painting of Dr.of Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. He Heis is happeninghappening city cityhanging hanging with with all you all you friendly friendly fans. fans. (Cheers.) (Cheers.) As youAs you an imposingan imposing character character with with an hourglassan hourglass headpiece, headpiece, a clock a clock face face know,know, I’m I’mhere here to auction to auction off theoff thelittle little babies babies in this in this box box because because on hison hischest chest and and a variety a variety of clocksof clocks and and watches watches throughout throughout his his 20 20 I believeI believe in sharing in sharing my mywealth wealth with with those those less less fortunate fortunate than than me. me. 20 20 costume.costume. [NOTE: [NOTE: Of course,Of course, if your if your SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK is costumed is costumed (More(More cheers.) cheers.) I also I also believe believe in declaringin declaring big bigtax taxdeductions deductions on on differently,differently, the thepainting painting should should be bealtered altered accordingly.] accordingly.] The The my myIRS IRS form. form. (Cheers.) (Cheers.) Before Before we westart start the theauction, auction, though, though, I think I think ARTISTSARTISTS “ooh” “ooh” and and “aah.”) “aah.”) we weneed need some some mean mean singing singing and and dancing! dancing! (ALL (ALL cheer. cheer. MUSIC MUSIC CUECUE 5a: 5a: “Rotten “Rotten Penny Penny Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” EVERYONE EVERYONE starts starts ARTISTARTIST #6: #6 That’s: That’s mine! mine! I drew I drew that that one! one! 25 25 dancing.)dancing.) WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: Yes,: Yes, you you did, did, and and congratulations. congratulations. This This is our is ournew new GIRLGIRL #1: #1 Dance!: Dance! Dance Dance with with me, me, Star Star Guy! Guy! 25 25 superhero,superhero, folks! folks! Our Our living living comic comic prototype! prototype! Now Now it’s timeit’s time for youfor you to useto use all your all your artistic artistic skills skills to bring to bring him him to life. to life. Raise Raise your your Powerful Powerful GIRLGIRL #2: #2 No,: No, with with me! me! PensPens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia and—ready, and—ready, set, set, draw! draw! (MUSIC (MUSIC CUE CUE 2a: 2a: : Me! (They tackle STAR GUY to the ground. Just as they do, GIRLGIRL #3 #3: Me! (They tackle STAR GUY to the ground. Just as they do, “Drawing“Drawing Music—Underscore.” Music—Underscore.” The The ARTISTS ARTISTS start start drawing, drawing, and and SHOCK CLOCK and his MINUTOS ENTER LEFT.) SHOCK CLOCK and his MINUTOS ENTER LEFT.) as theyas they do, do,Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s assistants, assistants, the theMINUTOS, MINUTOS, come come out out 30 30 WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN: (To: (ToSTAR STAR GUY.) GUY.) There’s There’s Shock Shock Clock! Clock! Quick, Quick, 30 30 fromfrom behind behind the thepanel. panel. Each Each one one carries carries a large a large cut-out cut-out of a of clock a clock useuse your your charisma charisma ray rayon theon theMinutos! Minutos! faceface which which they they move move rhythmically rhythmically to the to theticking ticking music—they music—they can can STARSTAR GUY GUY: (From: (From under under the theGIRLS.) GIRLS.) I can’t! I can’t! I can’t I can’t get getat it! at (MUSIC it! (MUSIC useuse these these clocks clocks to great to great effect effect during during the thesong. song. Finally, Finally, THREE THREE OUT.OUT. As Asthe theMINUTOS MINUTOS push push ROTTEN ROTTEN PENNY PENNY off offthe theSTAGE STAGE MINUTOSMINUTOS go togo the to thepanel panel drawing. drawing. MUSIC MUSIC OUT.) OUT.) andand SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK takes takes his hisplace, place, WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN jumps jumps MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 It :is It now is now time… time… 35 35 to the edge of the STAGE and starts “digging” a burrow.) to the edge of the STAGE and starts “digging” a burrow.) 35 MINUTO35 MINUTO #2: #2 …to: …to present present our ourleader! leader! WOMBAT WOMAN: (Yells as she digs.) Blossom! Triple Time! WOMBAT WOMAN: (Yells as she digs.) Blossom! Triple Time! MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 Please: Please welcome… welcome… Hurry!Hurry! ALLALL MINUTOS MINUTOS: …Dr.: …Dr. Shock Shock Clock! Clock! (SOUND (SOUND EFFECT: EFFECT: FANFARE. FANFARE. : (Sees STAR GUY is incapacitated.) Go, Triple Time! BLOSSOMBLOSSOM: (Sees STAR GUY is incapacitated.) Go, Triple Time! SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK jumps jumps from from behind behind the thepicture picture of him.of him. ALL ALL TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: On: Onmy myway! way! ARTISTSARTISTS applaud.) applaud.) 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Sorry,: Sorry, folks, folks, but butit’s timeit’s time for afor bit a of bit my of mymagic! magic! (Snaps (Snaps 40 SHOCK40 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Thank: Thank you, you, thank thank you. you. Glad Glad to be to here.be here. And And so areso are his his ngers  ngers and and ALL ALL FREEZE, FREEZE, except except TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, who who starts starts my mylittle little helpers, helpers, the theMinutos. Minutos. Aren’t Aren’t you, you, Minutos? Minutos?

30 30 11 11 ADVENTURESADVENTURES OF OFA COMIC A COMIC BOOK BOOK ARTIST ARTIST BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Seven: Seven: Small Small hand hand mirror mirror (STAR (STAR GUY) GUY) BookBook and and lyrics lyrics by Patby Pat Lydersen Lydersen Small, Small, expensive-looking expensive-looking wooden wooden box box (ROTTEN (ROTTEN PENNY) PENNY) MusicMusic by Wendyby Wendy Woolf Woolf Sacks Sacks (MINUTOS) (MINUTOS) CASTCAST OF OFCHARACTERS CHARACTERS Flower Flower (BLOSSOM) (BLOSSOM) (In Order(In Order of Speaking) of Speaking) Whistles, Whistles, pen pen and and notepad notepad (POLICEMEN) (POLICEMEN) ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Eight: Eight: Same Same as asScene Scene Three, Three, but butthe thebox box on on # of #lines of lines WUNDERMAN’SWUNDERMAN’S desk desk now now contains contains a large a large eraser. eraser. NARRATOR ...... comic-book-type character 27 NARRATOR ...... comic-book-type character 27 BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Eight: Eight: withwith a dramatic a dramatic  air  air Handkerchief Handkerchief (NARRATOR) (NARRATOR) STANLEYSTANLEY LEONARDO LEONARDO ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Nine: Nine: Large Large and and small small rehearsal rehearsal blocks blocks arranged arranged SAPPOVITZSAPPOVITZ ...... slightly slightly nerdy nerdy young young man man 124 124 to lookto look like like a rooftop. a rooftop. MR.MR. WUNDERMAN WUNDERMAN ...... typical ...... typical Mel Mel Brooks-type Brooks-type 48 48 BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Nine: Nine: businessmanbusinessman (can (can be female)be female) Newspapers Newspapers (NEWSBOY) (NEWSBOY) ARTISTSARTISTS ...... Wunderman’s Wunderman’s staff staff 53 53 Large Large eraser eraser and and shield shield (STANLEY) (STANLEY) (at least(at least three, three, up toup six) to six) Clocks, Clocks, hourglasses, hourglasses, sundials sundials and and other other time-related time-related items items VIOLAVIOLA ...... Wunderman’s Wunderman’s competent competent 46 46 (MINUTOS)(MINUTOS) but butslightly slightly airheaded airheaded young young ONSTAGE,ONSTAGE, Scene Scene Ten: Ten: Same Same as Sceneas Scene Two. Two. secretary;secretary; falls falls in love in love BROUGHTBROUGHT ON, ON, Scene Scene Ten: Ten: withwith Stanley Stanley Broom, Broom, Eraser Eraser Man Man shirt shirt (STANLEY) (STANLEY) DOCTORDOCTOR SHOCK SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK ...... villain; ...... villain; can can stop stop time time with with 35 35 COSTUMESCOSTUMES the thesnap snap of his of his ngers  ngers LikeLike the thesets, sets, costumes costumes can can be simple.be simple. Be Becreative creative and and have have fun! fun! MINUTOSMINUTOS ...... Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock’s Clock’s henchmen henchmen 25 25 (at least(at least three, three, but butthe themore, more, SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK’S CLOCK’S costume costume should should probably probably be bethe themost most elaborate, elaborate, the thebetter!) better!) embellishedembellished with with a variety a variety of watches,of watches, clocks clocks and and hourglasses. hourglasses. TheThe painting painting of Shock of Shock Clock Clock should should match match the thecostume costume as closelyas closely STARSTAR GUY GUY ...... full-of-himself full-of-himself superhero; superhero; 59 59 as possible.as possible. charismacharisma ray rayis his is hismain main superpowersuperpower TheThe MINUTOS MINUTOS can can wear wear similar similar renditions renditions of theirof their leader’s leader’s out out t but t but withwith less less  are.  are. TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME ...... super-fast super-fast superhero; superhero; has has 36 36 constantconstant tension tension with with Star Star Guy Guy NARRATORNARRATOR could could wear wear some some kind kind of unusual of unusual suit suit or tuxedoor tuxedo (think (think of of the theJoker Joker in Batman in Batman), but), butany any colorful colorful costume costume will willdo. do. BLOSSOMBLOSSOM ...... environmentalist ...... environmentalist superhero; superhero; 26 26 magicalmagical  owers  owers put puther herenemies enemies VIOLAVIOLA wears wears a wide a wide belt belt as partas part of herof hercostume. costume. For For Scene Scene Seven, Seven, to sleepto sleep sheshe might might wear wear a different a different out out t but t butwith with the thesame same belt. belt. Eliminate Eliminate her herline line in Scene in Scene Six Sixto avoid to avoid costume costume change. change. WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN ...... slightly slightly grouchy grouchy but but 53 53 good-heartedgood-hearted superhero; superhero; THETHE FABULOUS FABULOUS FOUR FOUR wear wear unitards unitards or tights, or tights, capes capes and and accessories. accessories. super-burrowersuper-burrower WOMBATWOMBAT WOMAN WOMAN could could wear wear a furry a furry jumpsuit jumpsuit with with a large a large pocket pocket as asa base a base along along with with a hat, a hat, which which she she wears wears at aat slant a slant on onher her BITBIT PARTS PARTS headhead halfway halfway through through the theplay. play. STAR STAR GUY GUY wears wears brightly brightly colored, colored, baggybaggy basketball basketball shorts shorts in Scene in Scene Seven. Seven. KIDSKIDS (as (asmany many as 16)as 16) STANLEYSTANLEY could could wear wear everyday everyday clothes clothes or aor janitor’sa janitor’s out out t.  In t. the In the GIRLSGIRLS (at least(at least three) three) openingopening scene, scene, he wearshe wears a baseball a baseball cap cap to lookto look like like a kid. a kid. In theIn the BANKBANK TELLER TELLER  nal nalscene, scene, he wearshe wears an “Eraseran “Eraser Man” Man” T-shirt T-shirt underneath underneath his hisother other BANKBANK CUSTOMER CUSTOMER ii ii 43 43 ii 43 RIGHTS MUST BE PURCHASED BEFORE REPRODUCING THIS SCRIPT For preview only

1 STANLEY1 STANLEY: It’s: It’sall right.all right. I’ll justI’ll just have have to draw to draw a better a better one. one. 1 1 movingmoving in slow in slow motion, motion, and and WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMAN, WOMAN, who who has has jumped jumped VIOLAVIOLA: (Sees: (Sees the theopen open box box of pensof pens on onWUNDERMAN’s WUNDERMAN’s desk desk and and OFFOFF the theSTAGE STAGE into into her her“burrow.” “burrow.” Moves Moves to TRIPLE to TRIPLE TIME.) TIME.) takestakes one one out.) out.) Hey, Hey, Stanley. Stanley. Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman must must have have ordered ordered SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: What: What have have we wehere? here? thisthis box box of pens of pens to give to give out outto his to hisartists. artists. (Hands (Hands pen pen to STANLEY.) to STANLEY.) TRIPLETRIPLE TIME TIME: (Still: (Still moving moving and and talking talking in slowin slow motion.) motion.) I’ll… I’ll… get… get… 5 5 WhyWhy don’t don’t you you take take this this one? one? He Hewon’t won’t miss miss one one little little pen, pen, and and 5 5 you…you… Shock Shock Clock… Clock… maybe it will bring you luck. maybe it will bring you luck. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: You’ll: You’ll get getme? me? Oh, Oh, look, look, Minutos, Minutos, it’s it’sa littlea little STANLEYSTANLEY: A :pen A pen from from Wonder Wonder Comics! Comics! Gee, Gee, Viola, Viola, thanks. thanks. superherosuperhero trying trying to do to battle!do battle! I think I think he’s he’s a super a super fast fast little little guy, guy, so so VIOLAVIOLA: Don’t: Don’t mention mention it. I it.better I better get getgoing. going. Mr. Mr.Wunderman Wunderman gave gave me me whenwhen I stopped I stopped time, time, I merely I merely slowed slowed him him down. down. the theday day off tomorrow.off tomorrow. Isn’t Isn’t that that nice nice of him? of him? MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 You: You slowed slowed him him down, down, all right!all right! 10 STANLEY10 STANLEY: It :sure It sure is—very is—very nice. nice. Good Good night, night, Viola. Viola. 10 MINUTO10 MINUTO #2: #2 He: Helooks looks like like the theenergizer energizer bunny bunny without without any any energy! energy! VIOLAVIOLA: Good: Good night. night. (EXITS (EXITS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) MINUTOMINUTO #3: #3 He: Helooks looks like like an actionan action  gure  gure who’s who’s missing missing the theaction! action! STANLEYSTANLEY: (Looks: (Looks at the at thepen. pen. Sings Sings a cappella.) a cappella.) (They(They laugh.) laugh.) I wantI want to be to anbe artist,an artist, a comic a comic book book artist. artist. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Looks: (Looks around.) around.) I detect I detect a fewa few more more of theseof these That’sThat’s where where my myheart heart is— is— That’s That’s the thejob jobfor me!for me! (BLACKOUT.) (BLACKOUT.) annoyingannoying superheroes superheroes around. around. (Goes (Goes to toBLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, who’s who’s EndEnd of Scene of Scene Two Two 15 15 FROZENFROZEN with with a  owera  ower in her in herhand.) hand.) This This little little one one looks looks like like she she waswas planning planning on doingon doing something something nasty nasty with with her her ower.  ower. (Takes (Takes it it SceneScene Three Three fromfrom her herhand hand and and gives gives it to it a to MINUTO.) a MINUTO.) Get Get rid ofrid it. of I it.never I never liked liked 15 SPOTLIGHT15 SPOTLIGHT UP: UP: On Onthe theNARRATOR, NARRATOR, FAR FAR DOWN DOWN RIGHT. RIGHT. petunias,petunias, anyway. anyway. NARRATORNARRATOR: Will: Will Stanley Stanley get getto be to abe comic a comic book book artist? artist? Will Will the thepens pens MINUTOMINUTO #1: #1 Yes,: Yes, Scion Scion of the of theSecond! Second! (Drops (Drops it in it his in hissack.) sack.) fromfrom Pelopponesia Pelopponesia really really work? work? Will Will D. C.D. WundermanC. Wunderman make make piles piles 20 SHOCK20 SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: (Moves: (Moves to STAR to STAR GUY.) GUY.) And And this this guy guy appears appears to have to have of money?of money? The The next next day day answered answered one one of these of these questions. questions. (EXITS (EXITS beenbeen having having some some trouble trouble with with the theladies. ladies. (Picks (Picks up theup thecharisma charisma RIGHT.RIGHT. LIGHTS LIGHTS UP UPFULL FULL on WUNDERMAN’Son WUNDERMAN’S of ce.of ce.There There is a is a ray.)ray.) I don’t I don’t know know what what this this weapon weapon is, butis, butI think I think I’ll relieveI’ll relieve him him of of 20 20 panelpanel UP UPCENTER CENTER covered covered with with a black a black drape. drape. The The ARTISTS ARTISTS are are it. Betterit. Better safe safe than than sorry. sorry. (Hands (Hands ray rayto a to MINUTO.) a MINUTO.) ONSTAGEONSTAGE with with sketch sketch pads, pads, some some sitting sitting on benchon bench CENTER.) CENTER.) MINUTOMINUTO #2: #2 I’ll: putI’ll putit in it your in your armory, armory, Your Your Royal Royal Timeliness. Timeliness. (Puts (Puts it it ARTISTARTIST #4 : #4 We’ve: We’ve been been sketching sketching all morning.all morning. My Myhand hand is killingis killing 25 25 in hisin hissack.) sack.) me.me. MINUTOMINUTO #3 : #3 (With: (With the thecoin coin collection collection in hisin hishand.) hand.) Here’s Here’s the thecoin coin ARTISTARTIST #5 : #5 Where’s: Where’s Wunderman? Wunderman? The The meeting meeting was was supposed supposed to to collection,collection, Dr. Dr.Shock Shock Clock. Clock. 25 25 startstart ten tenminutes minutes ago. ago. SHOCKSHOCK CLOCK CLOCK: Oh,: Oh, yes, yes, can’t can’t forget forget what what we wecame came for. for.(Takes (Takes it.) it.) ARTISTARTIST #6 : #6 I : don’t I don’t know, know, but butI wish I wish he’d he’d decide decide on onwhich which of ourof our TakeTake these these three three not-so-superheroes not-so-superheroes to my to myTime Time Freezer Freezer and and put put characterscharacters we’re we’re going going to use to use for “Wonderfor “Wonder Comics Comics Alive.” Alive.” 30 30 themthem in within with those those comic comic book book people. people. I can I can decide decide what what to doto do ARTISTARTIST #1 : #1 Me,: Me, too. too. I want I want to tryto tryout outone one of thoseof those pens pens from from withwith them them later. later. Pelopponesia.Pelopponesia. MINUTOSMINUTOS: Yes,: Yes, General General of theof theJuncture. Juncture. (Drag (Drag TRIPLE TRIPLE TIME, TIME, 30 30ARTISTARTIST #2: #2 Do: Doyou you think think they they could could really really work? work? BLOSSOMBLOSSOM and and STAR STAR GUY GUY OFF OFF LEFT LEFT as SHOCKas SHOCK CLOCK CLOCK looks looks aroundaround at the at thefrozen frozen CROWD CROWD MEMBERS.) MEMBERS.) ARTISTARTIST #3: #3 We’ll: We’ll know know soon soon enough. enough. Here Here comes comes Wunderman. Wunderman. 35 35 SHOCK CLOCK: Well,: Well, my myhappy happy party-goers, party-goers, I want I want to thankto thank you you WUNDERMANWUNDERMAN: :(ENTERS (ENTERS RIGHT.) RIGHT.) Okay, Okay, everyone, everyone, listen listen up. up. SHOCK CLOCK for a very pro table time. (Starts to leave, then stops and turns.) You’veYou’ve worked worked hard hard all morningall morning presenting presenting me mewith with sketches sketches of of for a very pro table time. (Starts to leave, then stops and turns.) And by the way, Dr. Shock Clock was here! (Snaps his  ngers superherosuperhero after after superhero. superhero. I’ve I’ve studied studied them them all allcarefully carefully and and And by the way, Dr. Shock Clock was here! (Snaps his  ngers and EXITS LEFT. ALL UNFREEZE and begin to move, looking 35 35 havehave now now chosen chosen the thecharacter character who who will willbecome become the the rst  rst in in and EXITS LEFT. ALL UNFREEZE and begin to move, looking around, puzzled.) our ourgroundbreaking groundbreaking series, series, “Wonder “Wonder Comics Comics Alive”! Alive”! This This is theis the around, puzzled.) charactercharacter you you will willdraw draw with with your your new new pens pens from from Pelopponesia Pelopponesia 40 ROTTEN40 ROTTEN PENNY PENNY: My: Mycoin coin collection! collection! It’s It’sgone! gone! YouYou will willdraw draw his hisenvironment, environment, his hisheadquarters, headquarters, his histools, tools, his his

10 10 31 31 clothes. As “Eraser Man,” he wears VIOLA’S belt with WOMBAT WOMAN’S cape and mask. POLICEMEN wear standard uniforms. If you choose to use the DREAM SUPERHEROES in Scene Two and Scene Nine, feel free to change the names to  t any costume which may already exist in your theater’s inventory.

SOUND EFFECTS Adventures of a Comic Book Artist is a satire of the comic book genre and should be done in an exaggerated, melodramatic style. The following sound effects are included on the production and rehearsal CDs: fanfare, “freezing” sound, “zapping” sound for charisma ray, melodramatic tremolo and passage of time. A slide whistle adds to Book and lyrics by Pat Lydersen the show but is not required. MusicBook andby lyricsWendy by Pat Woolf Lydersen FLEXIBLE CASTING Music by Wendy Woolf The show can be done with as few as 15 actors (with much doubling) © Copyright 2006, Pioneer Drama Service, Inc. or as many as 35 or even more if each bit part is  lled by a separate actor. In addition, there is an almost unlimited potential for extras. © Copyright 2006, Pioneer Drama Service, Inc. Use as many as you like for crowd scenes, ROTTEN PENNY’S band, Professionals and amateurs are hereby warned that a royalty must be paid for every performance, whether or not admission is charged. All inquiries regarding rights and so on. STANLEY and STAR GUY are the only characters who shouldProfessionals be addressed and toamateurs Pioneer are Drama hereby Service, warned Inc.,that POa royalty Box 4267,must Englewood,be paid for every absolutely must be male. In the original production, WUNDERMAN CO 80155performance,. whether or not admission is charged. All inquiries regarding rights— was played by a female. including but not limited to amateur, professional, radio broadcast, television, cable, motion All rightspicture, to livethis streaming, musical—including public reading, but andnot translationlimited to amateur,into a foreign professional, language—should radio be PROPS FLYING ONSTAGE broadcast,addressed television, to Pioneer motion Drama picture, Service, publicInc., PO reading Box 4267, and Englewood, translation CO into 80155. foreign Several times items that are drawn with the Powerful Pens from languages—areNo performance, controlled broadcast, by reading,Pioneer or Drama presentation Service, of any Inc., kind without in whole whose or in part permissionmay be nogiven performance, without permission reading fromor presentation Pioneer Drama of any Service. kind in whole or in part Pelopponesia “FLY ONSTAGE.” There are several options for achieving may be given. this effect. The items might be simply thrown in from the wings. They These rights are fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America and of all countries covered by the Universal Copyright Convention or with which the could also be  own in on hooks suspended from a rope and pulley These rights are fully protected under the copyright laws of the United States of United States has reciprocal copyright relations, including Canada, Mexico, Australia, system strung over the stage. Another option is to have a stagehand Americaand alland nations of all ofcountries the United covered Kingdom. by the Universal Copyright Convention or hiding behind a rehearsal block thrust them into the air on cue. with which the United States has reciprocal copyright relations, including Canada, Mexico,ONE Australia SCRIPT PERand CASTall nations MEMBER of the MUST United BE Kingdom.PURCHASED FOR PRODUCTION RIGHTS. PHOTOCOPYING, REPRODUCING, OR DISTRIBUTING ALL OR ANY PART OF THIS BOOK COPYING ORWITHOUT REPRODUCING PERMISSION ALL IS STRICTLY OR ANY FORBIDDENPART OF THIS BY LAW. BOOK IN ANY MANNER IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN BY LAW. On all programs, printing, and advertising, the following information must appear: On all programs,1. The full printing title: Adventures and advertising, of a Comic the Bookfollowing Artist information must appear: 1. The full2. Writing name credit:of the musicalBook and lyrics by Pat Lydersen, music by Wendy Woolf 2. The full3. Publication name of the notice: playwright “Produced and bycomposer/arranger special arrangement with Pioneer Drama 3. The following Service, notice: Denver, “Produced Colorado” by special arrangement with Pioneer Drama Service, Inc., Englewood, Colorado”

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1 PERSON IN CROWD: It was that Dr. Shock Clock! I saw him just as 1 ARTIST #4: But if they come to life, how would we make the characters he left! (ALL start talking at once until two POLICEMEN ENTER do what we want them to do? RIGHT, blowing their whistles.) WUNDERMAN: Simple! We just keep drawing them following our POLICE #1: Quiet! Quiet! story line. 5 POLICE #2: Stay calm, everybody. We’ll get to the bottom of this. 5 ARTIST #5: If that worked, then people would be able to watch our (More talking from the CROWD.) superheroes and villains actually living through all the adventures POLICE #1: Please, just settle down and let us do our job! we think up for them! POLICE #2: We need to question everyone here, so all of you line up ARTIST #6: You’re right. It would be far better than an ordinary comic in an orderly fashion. (Takes out pen and notepad.) book! 10 POLICE #1: (As the CROWD continues to murmur.) Anyone who 10 ARTIST #1: Better than TV! saw anything please step forward. (POLICEMAN #2 begins to ARTIST #2: Better than the movies! interview one SPECTATOR. As the POLICEMEN continue silently ARTIST #3: It would be the ultimate reality show! miming interviews with the CROWD UPSTAGE, STANLEY and WUNDERMAN: Now you’re talking! We’re going to strike it rich with VIOLA move DOWNSTAGE.) this, very rich! 15 STANLEY: Where’s the Fabulous Four?! 15 ARTIST #4: Rich is nice. VIOLA: I don’t see them anywhere! ARTIST #5: I can live with rich. WOMBAT WOMAN: (Climbs onto the STAGE.) Shock Clock took the ARTIST #6: And very rich is even better! others. I was safe in my burrow so I didn’t get frozen. It was all : Okay, it’s too late to start tonight, so I want everybody Star Guy’s fault! He got so caught up with his girlfriends that he WUNDERMAN to go home, get a good night’s sleep and be ready to start bright 20 couldn’t shoot his charisma ray to cause the diversion. The next 20 and early tomorrow morning on our  rst issue of “Wonder Comics time I see him, I’m going to— Alive”! STANLEY: It’s not Star Guy’s fault, it’s mine! ARTISTS: “Wonder Comics Alive”! (Start to leave, EXITING RIGHT VIOLA: What do you mean, Stanley? It’s not your fault. as they ad-lib: “I’ve got an idea already!” “I think my newest STANLEY: I should have drawn him better! (To WOMBAT WOMAN.) superhero will work!” “This is totally unbelievable!” and so on.) 25 I should have drawn you all with better superpowers! How could I 25 WUNDERMAN: (Looks at the box of pens.) Powerful Pens from think my heroes could defeat a villain like Dr. Shock Clock? Pelopponesia, you have made my day! (EXITS RIGHT.) VIOLA: Oh, Stanley, you did the best you could. STANLEY: (After a pause, ENTERS RIGHT with his broom.) I  nished WOMBAT WOMAN: You did. You even drew me a cute little cape dusting all the back issues, Mr. Wunderman. Mr. Wunderman? and mask. (Looks around.) I guess he left for the night. Maybe I’ll just 30 STANLEY: Anyone can draw a cape and mask. I thought I was better 30 empty his trash can and leave myself. I want to work on that new than that. I thought I really deserved to be a comic book artist. My superhero I thought of. (Crosses LEFT to desk, picks up the trash mother even named me Leonardo. Leonardo! What would she can and  nds his drawing there.) My drawing… I… I guess he think about me now? (BLACKOUT.) didn’t like it… (VIOLA ENTERS RIGHT and crosses to her desk at End of Scene Seven RIGHT. Picks up some papers.) Hello, Viola. 35 VIOLA: Stanley! I didn’t see you there! I just came back to get some Scene Eight papers. (Sees him holding his drawing.) What’s that you’re SPOTLIGHT UP: On NARRATOR, FAR DOWN RIGHT. holding? 35 NARRATOR: Poor Stanley. He was really down in the dumps. He STANLEY: Oh, this is just the drawing I gave to Mr. Wunderman. He shouldn’t have been, though. His superhero, Star Guy, was only didn’t like it. I found it in his trash can. 40 VIOLA: (Crosses to him.) Stanley, I’m sorry.

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