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FREE THE MATING SEASON: (JEEVES & WOOSTER) PDF P. G. Wodehouse | 304 pages | 01 Jul 2008 | Cornerstone | 9780099513773 | English | London, United Kingdom The Mating Season by P.G. Wodehouse - Penguin Books Australia These works are very funny. Although written alomst years ago the prose is wonderful, while many so-called serious books from the same period are unreadable today they are so boring. There is no writer funnier and wittier than PG Wodehouse. He reigns supreme and always will. All humor since him has merely been derivative and devolutionary. Wodehouse was born in His father was a magistrate in Hong Kong and his mother was staying with a sister in Guildford when he was born. The infant Wodehouse returned with her to Hong Kong, but was shipped back to England with his older brothers two years later to be brought up by a nanny. Wodehouse went to school at Dulwich College, where he did well at cricket. At first he worked hard at his studies, but when he discovered that there would not be enough money to send him to university, his attention drifted. He had begun The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) at the age of seven and so began contributing to numerous papers and magazines. Wodehouse had published his first book by He made his first trip to The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) in and by was coming regularly. Inpartly to escape tax authorities, Wodehouse and his wife bought a villa in Le Touquet on the coast of France. The Wodehouses were still there the next year, when the Germans rolled through, appropriating the villa, confiscating property, and arresting Wodehouse. Wodehouse was in various German camps for about a year; he was released in just shy of his sixtieth birthday and was allowed to go to Berlin. It was there that he recorded five radio talks to be broadcast to America and England. The talks themselves were completely innocuous, but the response back home was betrayed. No The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) ever forgot the radio talks, even though Wodehouse was cleared of any propoganda. He was awarded a knighthood intwo months before he died Wodehouse is widely regarded as one of the greatest humorists of the 20th century, and and wrote nearly novels and collections of short stories, as well as plays, musicals and song lyrics. He died on February 14, at 93 years of age. Jeeves and Wooster Omnibus. Pelham Grenville Wodehouse. Bertie is embroiled in plot and counterplot in these three glorious Jeeves and Wooster novels. The Code of the Woosters finds Bertie in an even worse mess. His fearsome Aunt Dahlia has blackmailed him into purloining a particularly hideous cow-creamer from the home of Sir Watkyn Bassett. Unfortunately, other parties have their own plans for the unsavoury item, and for Bertie too. As usual, only Jeeves can sort out the ensuing chaos. Jeeves and Wooster Omnibus The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) : fiction. The Mating Season (novel) - Wikipedia Cancel anytime. How fortunate that Stilton Cheesewright drew Bertie Wooster, the red-hot favourite, in the Drones Club annual darts The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster). Had he not he would surely have beaten Bertie to a pulp and buttered the lawn with him. In the event Florence would seem to prefer Percy Gorringe, stepson of L. Trapped in rural Steeple Bumpleigh, a man less stalwart than Bertie Wooster would probably have given way at the knees. For among those present were Florence Craye, to who Bertie had once been engaged When Tubby informs his fiancee that her new hat makes her look like a Pekingese, she is naturally incensed. But it is when he questions the validity of the story of her narrow escape from a beastly, hungry shark that the engagement is firmly called off. But love is in the air for Gussie Fink-Nottle. He abandons his beloved newts to court the new object of his affections, the dreamy and romantic Miss Madeline Bassett. He is dressed as Mephistopheles As the helpful soul that he is, Bertie continues to try to come to the aid of his friends whenever they're in need, and although his intentions are always for the best nothing ever seems to work out quite right for anyone until Jeeves steps in and invariably saves the day. Bertie Wooster has taken up the banjolele, but the manager of the building in central London has issued an ultimatum to either give up the music or clear out. Even the faithful Jeeves threatens to leave, so Bertie seeks refuge in the country. Jeeves, not only a tireless The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) to the feckless Bertie Wooster, is the saviour of a good many other individuals as well. The list is long: Bingo Little has cause to be grateful to Jeeves in the affair of the marooned cabinet minister; Sippy Sipperley, when he is persecuted by his former headmaster; Tuppy Glossop, in his foolhardy pursuit of Cora Bellinger the opera singer; not to mention Miss Dalgeish the dog-girl; Bertie's fat Uncle George when he brushes with the lower classes; even the dog McIntosh is returned to the dreaded Aunt Agatha through Jeeves' good offices. The first volume of Wodehouse's brilliant complete and unabridged short stories. Originally a semi-novel, this version contains self-contained stories which are nonetheless linked, often by Bingo Little, an endearingly hopeless chap and a serial romancer. The Times has announced, much to Bertie's astonishment, the news of his engagement to the beautiful Bobbie Wickham. But worse is to come Uncle Tom's antique silver cow- creamer has gone missing; Kipper Herring has The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) his and Bertie's former headmaster; leading British psychiatrist Sir Roderick Glossop is posing as a butler; and Aunt Dahlia's masterly French chef, Anatole, is once again becoming a pawn in a terrible power struggle. On doctor's orders, Bertie Wooster retires to sample the bucolic delights of Maiden Eggesford. But his idyll is rudely shattered by Aunt Dahlia who wants him to nobble a racehorse. Similar blots on Bertie's horizon come in the shape of Major Plank, the African explorer, Vanessa Cook, proud The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) and 'moulder of men', and Orlo Porter, who seems to have nothing else to do but to think of sundering Bertie's head from his body. But when Madeline attempts to turn Gussie vegetarian, Bertie's instinct for self-preservation sends him with the steadfast Jeeves on another uproariously funny mission to Sir Watkyn Bassett's residence, Totleigh Towers. We find ourselves in the austerity of the s, when England's aristocracy was feeling the pinch. Bertie Wooster has gone to a residential self-help school to learn how to darn his socks. Until he re-emerges, Jeeves has signed up with Bill Rowcester pronounced Roasteran earl who is failing to make ends The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) in trade, and yearning to sell his stately home, which has charm and damp in equal measure. In his new environment Jeeves is required to exert his mammoth brain to what would be breaking point for any normal intellect. Wodehouse, in one complete set. The perpetually befuddled Bertie Wooster and his knight-in-shining-tuxedo Jeeves have long been hailed as the greatest literary creations of P. Everyone - even Augustus the cat - has cause to be obliged to Jeeves when he manages to retrieve the infamous Book - the book which lays bare the private lives of three-quarters of the upper classes. And which could prove to be political dynamite at the Market Snodsbury by-election. Part of Wodehouse Blandings series. When a valuable scarab belonging to an American millionaire is absent-mindedly stolen by Lord Emsworth, young writers Ashe Marson and Joan Valentine are tasked with infiltrating Blandings Castle to retrieve it. Meanwhile, vacuous Freddie Threepwood worries that some compromising letters may scupper his engagement to the millionaire's daughter. At Blandings Castle trouble, as is often the case, rears its bothersome head to disturb the cosy peace. This is a collection of 12 stories for Wodehouse fans. Abridged novel depicting the sinister affair of the The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) century cow-creamer and the small, brown, leather-covered notebook tests the Wooster soul as it has never been tested before. Friends and relations, in urgent need, queue up to beg for assistance in a variety of troublesome situations, and ruthless enemies stop at nothing in their determination to bring Bertie down. Uncle Fred, or to give him his full title: Fredrick Altamont Cornwallis Twistleton, fifth Earl of Ickenham, is considered by some as a "splendid gentleman, a sportsman to his fingertips". Mr Twistleton, nephew to Earl, and otherwise known as "Pongo" to his friends, has a differing view. He simply describes his uncle as "being loopy to the tonsils". Wodehouse brings together some of his oldest friends for a party. I adore P. Wodehouse - he must be one of the worlds cleverest writers with the most amazing command of the English language. His works are witty and winsome - I enjoy every word. How does one improve upon perfection? It was even more enjoyable with the narrators clever The Mating Season: (Jeeves & Wooster) variations. Great plot too. Very funny. Johnathon Cecil does such a brilliant job narrating Wodehouse. He captures the nuances, great timing, excellent humour. Quite good. I would not recommend this narrator. The characters' voices blend together at times, which makes it difficult to follow. Much prefer Wodehouse read by Martin Jarvis. Using all humor-devices at his disposal, Wodehouse delivers a truly timeless classic in The Mating Season.