Geocaching: a Diary of Unrequited Enterprise
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NEWS: CONSUMER MAGAZINE RETURNING HOME THE CALCIUM CURSE ISSUE 21 Is New Zealand’s icon of consumer Heading back to the parents’ place How China can have its milk, and September 1, 2014 protection hopelessly compromised? takes years off – in no time you'll find drink it too. Flawless kiwi milk, critic.co.nz PAGE 16 yourself a 16-year-old again. PAGE 18 if you please. PAGE 26 GEOCACHING: A DIARY OF UNREQUITED ENTERPRISE An exploration of a phenomenal international community treasure hunt. But is the activity as rewarding as it seems? Pg22 ISSUE 21 September 1, 2014 NEWS & OPINION FEATURES CULTURE ABOVE: From “The Calcium 18 | CONSUMER MAGAZINE 18 | RETURNING HOME 30 | FILM Curse” Forget anti-aging creams, just return to your parents’ home – it – iS NEW ZEALANd’S ICON 32 | FOOD Illustration: takes years off. Too many. Young adults that have left the nest OF CONSUMER PROTECTION 33 | ART Daniel Blackball HOPELESSLY COMPROMISED? quickly become 16 again, travelling through time to the location of their past and an onslaught of taboo about love and careers. 34 | MUSIC Consumer New Zealand has long had COVER: 36 | BOOKS a reputation as the guardian of the By Loulou Callister-Baker From New Zealand Consumer. Active since 37 | GAMES "Geocaching” 1959, they claim they are “dedicated 22 | GEOCACHING: 43 | TOO MUCH SCREENS Illustration: to getting New Zealanders a better Daniel Blackball deal.” However, the recent introduction A DIARY OF UNREQUITED ENTERPRISE 46 | LOVE IS BLIND Children often like to draw maps and mark an X on the spot where of new payment schemes has they want to find treasure. There never seems to be any, but today compromised this. there are more than 2,500 hidden treasures in Dunedin. Every day in By Laura Munro our city these treasures are found, swapped around, and put back for “ you to find by a whole community of curiosity curators. Critic questioned David Naulls, Deputy 04 | NEWS By Josie Adams CEO and content editor of Consumer, on the 11 | SPORT following issue: “If a Bronze member had a consumer-related issue, but could not use the 12 | POLITICS 26 | THE CALCIUM CURSE: HOW CHINA CAN HAVE ITS MILK, AND DRINK IT TOO service, wouldn’t you say this affects the whole 14 | NEWS IN BRIEFS idea of judging businesses fairly?” Oh dairy me, what can the matter be? The dairy industry in China 38 | INTERVIEW: KEVIN HAGUE is in a state of disarray. At the same time, the world’s fastest Naulls replied, “Actually, yeah, that’s one I 40 | SCIENCE, BITCHES! growing nation not only wants their milk, but they would like hadn’t really thought about too much …” 40 | QUEER EYE the kiwi liquid gold from the land of milk and honey, without the pipeline botch ups, if you please. LAURA MUNRO - CONSUMER MAGAZINE – iS NEW ZEALANd’S 42 | DEFENDING THE KINGDOM ICON OF CONSUMER PROTECTION HOPELESSLY COMPROMISED? By Mahoney Turnbull 44 | LETTERS ” - PAGE 16 EDITOR FEATURE WRITER Hannah Collier Tohora Te Maiharoa CONNECT Critic is a member of the Adrian Ng Aotearoa Student Press Zane Pocock Josie Adams DISTRIBUTOR Laura Starling Association (ASPA). NEWS / OUSA EDITOR CHIEF REPORTER Max Pocock READ ONLINE: Disclaimer: the views Baz Macdonald Josie Cochrane Laura Munro CRITIC.CO.NZ OR presented within this pub- ONLINE CONTENT MANAGER lication do not necessarily CONTRIBUTORS ISSUU.COM/CRITIC_TE_AROHI represent the views of the FEATURES EDITOR NEWS TEAM Oli Cameron Allison Hess Editor, PMDL, or OUSA. 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Daniel Blackball Sophie Edmonds Sam Fleury 03 479 5363 2 | Issue 21 Critic EDITORIAL > September 10, 2012 > Aaron Bhatnagar, 9/10, 5:06am The little cunt is a Winstonite. critic.co.nz/1729/ > Cameron Slater, 9/10, 5:06am yup I am going to hang him out to dry > Aaron Bhatnagar, 9/10, 5:07am Have at the son of a bitch Ah good > Cameron Slater, 9/10, 5:07am EDITORIAL 20 The classic university student can often be an- also a law clerk whose career DIRTY POLITICS TRAVELS TO CRITIC gry and make comments that they would later has just been extinguished irrevocably retract. Beau even identified this at the time, labeling himself “some university The great Oil spill of 2014 has spread to the stu- student troll.” A large level of forgiveness should > Aaron Bhatnagar, 9/10, 5:07am dents, with recent email conversations released be expected as the country’s future leaders find Yes, I see that. So, so, so by the anonymous Twitter account @whaledump their feet, working out through trial and error very very sad indicating a conspiracy by Cameron Slater and what is appropriate and what is not. his buddy Aaron Bhatnager (who is inextri- > Cameron Slater, 9/10, 5:07am cably tied up in Judith Collins’ latest of many The leaked emails, however, reveal that there i've got a screen shot now in- headaches) against an Otago student politician was deep sense of political angst involved in case he tries a delete back in 2012. Slater’s attack on Beau, with the “little cunt” I think about now he is having being a “Winstonite.” He was also explicitly a moment of regret For context, Beau Murrah had his name brought looking for the future career of a student to be too late into attention-grabbing disrepute by Cameron “extinguished” over one comment. The full ex- Slater in a blog post titled “All about Beau change is reproduced to the right, and it speaks > Aaron Bhatnagar, 9/10, 5:07am Murrah,” as a reaction to what Murrah later for itself. publically admitted was a lapse in judgment. Yes, he has gone quiet In a debate on the blog, he had suggested that To take a step back and generalise the wider Slater consider “pulling a Charlotte Dawson,” issue at hand, one thing’s for sure: considering a > Cameron Slater, 9/10, 5:09am who at the time had just made an attempt on lot of the information contained in Dirty Politics is linkedin.com/pub/ her own life. Murrah completely fucked up; it was undeniably linked to the Prime Minister’s office, beau-murrah/30/718/22b a tasteless comment but he apologised in such the population of New Zealand is confronted with a way that even Slater reportedly considered the reality that the administration that took over > September 11, 2012 removing the original post for a brief moment. the Government in 2008 is very, very different - PAGE 16 > Aaron Bhatnagar, 9/11, 9:25am to that which they voted in. Pleased to see that son of a Yet Google search Beau’s name two years later bitch got a nice WO mention and this is still the first link you will be served. It doesn’t make the left wing any more compe- today Defending his decision to keep the original post tent, but until there’s such conclusive evidence live, Slater states “I am an advocate of owning against them, it certainly shows them to be a hell your own shit. I don’t hide my past posts, even of a lot more honest. And on the appearance of > Cameron Slater, 9/11, 9:26am though some of them are terribly embarrassing Labour’s competence, there could in fact also be yep and farrar is clocking him and re-reading them is sometimes just awful, the a much bigger media issue at hand, as Politics tomorrow fact is that I wrote those and I should own what Editor Carys Goodwin explores in her profile of I did and said in the past. This is one of those David Cunliffe on page 12. Take that how you will. > Aaron Bhatnagar, 9/11, 9:26am situations that should serve as an example to Gooooood all.” Everyone keep that in mind as the shit- Zane Pocock storm around him unfolds. Critic Editor Critic Issue 21 | 3 NEWS DUNEDIN CITY COUNCIL AT cenTRE OF $1.5 MILLION FRAUD INVesTIGATION FORMER CITIFLEET MANAGER DIES ONLY DAYS AFTER BEING QUESTIONED ON THE DISCREPANCIES he Dunedin City Council has been left to agree, attributing the fraud, which spans over subcommittee, an updated “whistleblower” pol- reeling after a $1.5 million fraud scheme a decade, to “inadequate internal checks and icy, and the publication of all tenders awarded T was uncovered within the council’s balances within the DCC. through the DCC Tenders board on the DCC Citifleet department earlier this month. The website, for “greater transparency.” alleged fraud involved $1.5 million of missing “We have taken, and are continuing to take, proceeds from the sale of 152 council cars. measures to address this,” said Cull. Cull remains positive about the work already done by the DCC, comprising of an initial re- According to Dunedin Mayor Dave Cull, the dis- However, in a recent article published by the ODT, view of internal audit work, and a review of the covery was made during “a series of internal many Councillors are pointing fingers away from risk management framework – both measures process changes” instigated by Chief Executive the DCC, and towards the council’s contracted anticipating further appraisal of all key DCC pol- Dr Sue Bidrose.