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[email protected] 609 819 5921 1. ACT ONE FADE IN: EXT. 45TH STREET - DAY LIZ LEMON is walking down the street and stops at a store to watch some people play Rock Band. She glances up at the TVs in the window to see CNBC with the caption title "GE and Rooster Roaster Merger." CUT TO: INT. GE BOARD ROOM - DAY Seated at the conference table are DON GEISS, JACK DONAGHY, COLONEL AUGUSTUS SHERIDAN, the Chairman of Rooster Roaster and JONAH FLEMING, the CEO of The BIG Network with an unknown woman. The press conference is underway. DON GEISS This is the greatest opportunity in the history of General Electric to prepare us for the future. Everybody at the table nods their approval and smiles. DON GEISS (CONT'D) Isn't that right Colonel Sheridan? The Colonel is a tall man with white muttonchops, wearing a tan suit with a large cowboy hat. He stands and picks up the microphone to make his point. COLONEL SHERIDAN Well, Great Balls of Fire, this here is 'bout the finest business deal I rightly done since I started sellin' chicken tenders from the back of my 1965 Vista Cruiser wagon. The Colonel sits down as Don Geiss motions for a question from the reporters. REPORTER 1 Mr. Geiss, you each own a television network, NBC and the BIG Network. Will this pose a problem for FCC approval? 2. Jack clears his throat and motions to Don Geiss who nods approvingly.