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CIA Controversy: The Beat Goes On by J anet B oudreau and Chip focus of the discussion was Gavin what he had anticipated. Among those pleased wi th the Who, what, when. evening was Matt Tabor '90, Career information was sparse who circulated the petition at last week's Central Intelli- requiring the CIA to hold the gence Agency forum. But, dis- information session. "I was cussion of the CIA's controver- impressed with the turnout, sial activities at home and good questions, and continued abroad was abundant. interest" in the CIA, said Ta- "Except for Linda Cotter's bor. question, very few questions CIA Public Affairs Represen- touched on the careers avail- tative Arthur S. Hulnick ad- able," said Jim Mclntyre, Di- dressed the crowd of about 80 rector of Career Services, not- people for approximately two ing that this was his "one major hours in Given Auditorium. He disappointment" with the Ca- began by responding to the CIA Representative Arthur Hulnick defends The Company's actions in front of a crowd of eight}/ at reer Services sponsored eve- issues raised in the student/ Colby last week. ning. Yet, he conceded that the continued on page 6 vhoto bv Dave Coleman Cotter Induces Changes In Survey Of Nation!s Best Colleges "I pointed out three major criticisms of the survey, the f irst being a lack of objective data. -Williarri Cotter by Catherine Breen Upon receiving the ballot, the was consequently invited to a ery individual college that he tors perhaps viewed this as too Last week's issue of the Echo president of each school was dinner with the editors of the or she was familiar enough with tedious a task. An additional included a segment on Colby's told to choose the ten schools magazine along with several on a scale of one to four," as change was made in this year's rank of twenty two Sn a U.S. which they classified as the other college representatives. opposed to only selecting the survey so that the ratings are News and World Report article "best", on the basis of reputa- Cotter explained, "I pointed top ten. Both of these recom- now done in conjunction with about the nation's best colleges. tion. Finding fault with this out three major criticisms of mendations were adopted by . the Dean of Admissions, Dean This week, in a follow-up inter- method, President Cotter re- thesurvey, the firstbeinga lack the editors in an effort to up- of Faculty, and selected high view, President Cotter an- fused to participate in the poll. of objective data." He stressed grade the quality of the survey. school guidance counselors, swered questions about his He explained that it was a the necessity of including per- His third idea, however, was instead of only by the Presi- influence on how the survey "foolish" approach because of centiles, ratios, and other fig- not incorporated into the ques- dent. was conducted. the general lack of in-depth ures, in addition to more sub- tionnaire: "To list and describe President Cotter is currently Last year the staff of U.S. News knowledgeaboutother schools, jective data, like reputation. the strengthsof allone hundred working on yet another area sent out questionnaires to one especially those which are not President Cotter stated that his and forty one colleges would for improvement: SAT scores. hundred and forty one of the categorized as a school's im- second suggestion was to "al- create a more fair representa- "Colby", he explained, "is ex- nation's most selective colleges. mediate competition. Cotter low each President to rate ev- tion of each school." The edi- continued on page 15 Theft At Colby Sexual Harrassment byAd joy Moreanvisory Group Formed byJoy Marean taken during the school year, Students, cites Colby students The members of the Sexual sexually harrassed, whether when all of the students are and Waterville residents as the Harrassment Advisory Group physically or verbally. Joan Since the beginning of the back on campus. Day thefts are committers of thefts on cam- (S.H.A.G.) for the 1988-1989 Sanzenbacher, head of the school year, eight thefts have more common than in the eve- pus; students will steal belong- school year met last week to group, states that, "students occurred on the Colby campus. ning hours, as students are in ings from other students, or discuss ways to make their and faculty can contact any These thefts include: two bikes class during the morning and people from downtown will organization known on cam- member of the group to clarify stolen from the Averill base- afternoon. enter campus buildings and pus and to talk about any con- their feelings, ask any ques- ment, backpacks taken from the Personal belongings are dormitories and take items. cerns and/or problems of any tions, or make arrangements dining halls, laundry removed taken when studentsleave their Al though Seitzinger states that of the group members. for a meeting; any conversa- from the residence halls' laun- things in places such as the theft is the "leading crime" at S.H.A.G., consisting of two tions and/or meetingsbetween dry rooms, and just recently, a library or outside the dining Colby, she says that the rat'e of faculty members, two students, a member of the group and a college-owned V.C.R., with an halls for a period of time. Items theft over the years has re- one administrator, one support student and/or faculty mem- estimated value of $1800, taken are also taken from students' mained the same. sta ff member, and one person ber will be kept confidential." from Lovejoy. rooms when , they leave their Safety and Security takes with counseling experience and The group has developed According to Mark Van doors unlocked while out of immediate action when items training, is available to all guidelines to define the vari- Valkenburgh, Chief of Safety the room. are stolen from students and/ members of the Colby commu- ous forms of sexual harrass- and Security, most items are Janice Seitzinger, Dean of continued on page 15 nity who feel they have been continued on page rs

•Alleged Discrimination •CIA Challenged • Major and Minors •Monotony Strikes*. Dorothy Rosenberg defends, Read what Government The Educational Poliqy Brian Murphy talks about her lawsuit against Colby Professor Roger Bowen has Committee voted to add , the ills of boring Studen t College. Turn to find out to say about ways to combat minors to Colby 's Center parties, and adds of INSIDE more on jpage 12. CIA recruitment at Colby on curriculum. Find out more on few ideas of his own. Story page 14. page 2. on page 7 y

Major And Minor Miller Library To Install Automated Card Catalog System, Decisions Demonstration Being Held Today addition to the major." The of them being in private offices. - was chosen is because it is by Kaari Busick proposal states that Colby will by Diane Pearce The other half will be distrib- "clear and simple. There is no offer majors, minors, and con- uted in key locations, includ- need to understand complex On Wednesday, October 19 centrations. A minor is "com- Miller Library is stepping up ing each floor of Miller library, computer language to use it," thefacul ty voted on and passed prised of five to seven courses, into the electronic age with the as well as in the Arts and Sci- said Parker. And the hardware two issues proposed by the which any department or pro- installation of an automated ence libraries. Eventually this it runs on, DEC equipment - Educational Policy Commitee: gram may offer, with EPC card catalog system set for automated card catalog will DigitalEquipment Corporation the first states that "during the aproval. (These are currently September, 1989. To give stu- also be accessible on the UNIX -is compatible with the UNIX. spring of the freshman year called Independent Concentra- dents an idea of how this new system, and hopefully termi- The Board of Trustees has ...students must declare a ma- tions/)" This new addition of system works there will be a nals will be added to laborato- decided to fund the first half of jor or report that they are unde- minors, according to demonstration Thursday, Oc- ries, too, so that information this package, the INNOPAQ, cided. A major must be elected MacArthur, is partly becasue tober 27, using the University will be easily accessed from all and that will be debugged by the end of the sophomore "outside of Colby, not many of 's current system. This points of campus. during the second semester of year," and the second says that people understand what we system is identical to the IN- There is also a possibility that the 1988-89 school year. Mean- Colby will off er majors, minors, mean by Independent Concen- NOPAQ and JNNOV ACQ soft- on at least one terminal infor- while the library staff will be and concentrations. tration." Thus, "existing pro- ware that Colby will be pur- mation can be downloaded busy bar coding all of the books Dean of Faculty Robert grams in Women's Studies, chasing,and thedemonstration onto a Macintosh disk, so that in each of the three libraries, as MacArthur said that the pro- Black Studies, Public Policy, will take place all day by the bibliographiescartbecompiled well as creating user filesfor all posal to allow students to de- Quantitative Analysis, Educa- reserve desk in the Miller li- and edited quickly. students, faculty, staff , and clare a major at the end of tion, and Science Technology brary. According to Frances Currently Bowdoin and Bates courtesy users. sophomore year, rather than at Studies are renamed minors." Parker, a librarian who has are also planning to install the "We know pretty much what theendoffreshmanyear, came MacArthur also noted that worked to have this system INNOPAQ and INNOVACQ we need to do and are trying to frorrta concern that "therehave "Colby had minors until 1927" installed since 1985, "a lot of systems, and once that happens provide as many options as been students who have felt and this is "reviving a tradi- people will find many uses for Colby students will be able to possible. But this is the card pressure to declare a major tion." A concentration is de- it. People will even think of access their card catalogs, too. catalog. It's not everything the before they are ready." The fined as "within Majors, for uses that we haven't even Innovativelnterfaceslncorpo- library has. The pointis to make proposal also states that "fresh- added focus within the disci- thought of yet." rated - the main software which access to the book collections a men who declare that they are pline, also comprised of five to The purpose of the new sys- has been nicknamed "I cubed" lot simpler," stated Parker. undecided may keep their seven courses and also requir- tem is to make the use of the freshman adviser or may select ing EPC approval." card catalog easier. Instead of a specific department from An amendment to the second having to know the entire title which they wish to be assigned proposal stated that a student of a book, for example, just one an adviser during sophomore may have no more than two word in the title can be entered Off The Hill year." majors and one minor, or one and the computer will do a The second proposal concern- major and two minors. word search, listing all of the Williams MacArthur feel s that this pro- ing majors, double majors, books with that word in their On Tuesday, October 18, vandals did* some serious minors, and concentrations is posal "combines current title. Also, with this system the policy...and very commonprac- damage to cars parked in the Mission Park dorm parking lot on "addressing the concern" that, user can see if abook is checked the Williams campus. The vand.ils drilled holes in thegas tanks of as MacArthur said, "some stu- tices" and has "the virtues of out, if it is on order, or if there is both practices." These propos- eight student cars and lit one of them on fire. The intent was dents have reported they would a waiting list for it. probably to haveevery car catch on fire. The fire was stopped after prefer smaller coherent pro- als "take effect rightaway" said Right now the plan is to install MacArthur. the first four cars ignited. The vandals hot wired a school bus and grams in other subjects, in about thirty-five terminals, half used it to obstruct the access road, whichcreated a problem for the fire trucks to get to the scene. Chief Zoito of Williamstown is said CA Sets Pizza Heist Precedent to have some suspects, none of which are student's. He asked for salami and cheese and got the works. Tufts Presidential candidate Micheal Dukakis spoke on "Science -Judge Edward Butler and Technology in the Future" at Tufts University last week. There was an overwhelming response to the governor's visit. by Jennifer Scott connectionbetween the convic- ris' previous conviction for a Crowds gathered outside the building at 7 o'clock a.m. for the tion of Morris and Colby is residential burglary. 8:30 speech and over 2,000 students had to be turned away. A San Diego man, Lennie found in the fact that on Satur- In the case of the UMO stu- Also, the administration has warned the fraternities on campus Eugene Morris, robbed a pizza day, October 1st, a UMO stu- dent, Gregory Goddard, a that they are under jeopardy. There is a new policy that there must deliverer of two pizzas and was dent, who was visiting Colby, summons was issued on the be an officer at every frat parry checking i.d.'s. This and other sentenced to a sevenyearprison attempted to rob a Domino's scene and an arraignment was upcoming new policies are in response to an increase in alcohol tenm by Judge Edward Butler delivery car on campus. recently held October 25, 1988. related "events" on campus, and more so on an overall "nation- of the California District Court In the case of the San Diego Goddard pleaded guilty to the wide crackdown." of Appeal, according to the man, the judge had tacked on class E crime and although he Saturday was the Homecoming game for Tufts, which was September 1986 issue of Ameri- five years to a two-year sen- could have received up to a played against Bowdoin. Again, new alcohol policies were en- can Bar Association News.. The tence for the theft, citing Mor- year in jail, he was fined $100. forced. Kegs are no longer allowed at tailgate parties. There is a maximum allowance of two cases of beer per car plus one six pack (or liter of. wine) per person. Hours, Additional Location Tufts football's offense is proud to have been ranked number Expanded one in the NESCAC league, as well a s ha ving the number one New England division III women's tennis team. The tennis team is 8- For Missed Meals 1 with their first lost of the season last week to Boston University. can get their carbohydrate A. selfrcleaning system, stu- by Lori Wright needs," said Director of Dining dents are expected to bus their Bates Services, Dan Euscbio. Since own paper plates and make was also visited by Governor Dukakis. Dukakis Beginning November 1 there athletes are oftentimes unable sure that everything is cleaned received a much more mixed reaction at Bates when he spoke on will be an optional meal to run to eat at the regular dining hall up. This meal is open tp^very- October 8. In general, the students felt that his speech was very from 7:3,0 until 9:30pm, Mon- hours, a plan was brought up one, but it is treated like a regu- good and that he brought up pertinent topics, one student felt that day through Friday, in by the Dining Services Com- lar missed meal .in which you it wasa routine speech which he could recite to another college the Johnson/Chaplin Dining Hall. mittee that would serve "all of must have your, l.D, card and following day. And,another student felt that he used the oppor- Intended for athletes, the meal the athletic teams in the field cannot have eaten anywhere tunity as a prop for his lecture oft victims of crime, since his will consist of a pasta entree, house that break at. one time else. This meal will run until brother/a Bates graduate, was killed in a drunk driving accident. fruit, a limited salad bar, and and can't get to the Spa by 9 December 9 and resume in the beverages so that "the athletes o'clock," stated Eusebio. first part of February. Welcome Pa rents! Schedule of Events

Lori Wright Friday, October 28 by 12-8 p.m. Reception Table - ticket purchases and information , Student Center This weekend approximately All Day Classes open for visitation. 700 parents, family members, 11:30 a.m.-l:45 p.m Lunch, J ohnson , Chaplin, and Lovejoy Commons Dining and guests are scheduled to Halls 12-1:30 p.m. Lunch , Mary Low Commons Dining Hall attend Fall Parents Weekend, 3 p.i».-5 p.m. "Faculty Art Show Opening and Reception, Museum according to Coordinator of the of Art Parents AssociationRozHines. 5-6:30 p.m. Dinner , Mary Low Commons Dining Hall While last year's response was 5-7 p.m. Dinner , Johnson , Chaplin, and Lovejoy Commons Dining Halls also high, this year "nobody 6:30 & 8:30 p.m. COOT Slide Show Reception w/refreshmerits, has cancelled-—everyone has Lovejoy Faculty Lounge stuck to it," stated Hines. 7&9 p.m. COOT Slide Show, John Farkas, director of student Because the date of Parents activities, Lovejoy 215 7 & 9:15 p.m. Shi-A Film: The Seventh Sign (admission Weekend is later than last year, charged ), Lovejoy 100 there was more time to organ- 8 p.m. Performance by Chorale/ ize and plan many activities. Collegium Musicum, Given Auditorium clai ms that there is 8p.m. Powder and Wig Productions "Buried Child" and Hines "The Foreigner",Sfri(fcr Theatre something for everyone" 8 p.m. Bixler/Dana Convocation whether you're on the intellec- Smith-Robbins-Hurd Rooms, Roberts tual side, social side, or cultural Sat., October 29 8 a.m. Reception Table - ticket purchases and side. On Saturday members of information , Student Center the Colby community will lead 8-9 a.m. Breakfast seminars and panel discussions J ohnson and Chaplin Commons Dining Halls on topics which are of particu- 9 a.m. Presiden t's Reception, Museum of Art 9:45 a.m. Welcome and Remarks by President lar concern to both Colby stu- William R. Cotter, with questions and answer dents and college students in period , Given Auditorium general. Topics range from fi- 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Colby Crafts Fair, Fieldhouse nancing an education to eating 11 a.m. Seminars and Panel Discussions Junior Year Abroad, Elizabeth Todrank, tutor and disorders,and from junior year Students and Parents get together for casual conversation. study counselor, Keyes 105 abroad to a question and an- Spreading the Good Word About Colby swer period by President Cot- Edward Hershey, director of public photo by Dave Coleman ter. affairs , Robins Room, Roberts Balancing Work, Leisure, and Family for Athletic teams will compete Life Satisfaction, Linda Hoopes, assistant professor on the various fields through- Due to the later date of Par- according to Hines. of psychology, Whitney Room, Roberts out the day, with Colby's first ents Weekend, Powder and This is the first year that Hines Making Choices - From Two Perspectives televised football game begin- Wig has had enough time to has coordinated Parents Week- Parker Beverage, dean of admissions and prepare two productions, end, and she "is really excited financial aid, Hurd Room, Roberts ning at noon, and Men's and Long and Short Term Approaches to Financing Women's soccer at 11:00a m and "Buried Child" and 'The For- abouthowmuch there is to do." Education, Lucia Smyth, director of financial aid 2:30pm respectively. In order eigner," which will begin at She added that she is very Eating Disorders and the College to accomodate people who will 8pm, Friday through Sunday. impressed with "the students Student - Lecture and Discussion The faculty art show in Bixler, coming up with ways to par- Janet Irgang, Colby psychotherapist, Lovejoy 215 be attending different events, 11 a.m. Men's Soccer vs. Bates, Loebs Field reserved boxed lunches will be which includes Harold ticipate, and the faculty's time, ll:a.m.-12 p.m. Pick up Boxed Lunches , Kitchen, Giaplin and Lovejoy available in Chaplain and Love- Pestana's toy soldiers, will also energy, and appearances at Commons Dining Halls be a highlight of the weekend functions." joy Dining Halls. 12:30-1:30 p.m; Parents Weekend Lunch, Johnson, Chaplin, and Lovejoy Commons Dining Halls l p.m. Special Tours Tour of the Museum of Art, Hugh Gourley, director of the Museum of Art, Art Museum Tour of the WMHB-FM / Colby Echostudios WMHB / Echo Studios, basement Roberts ' Tour of the Perkins Arboretum David Firmage, associate professor of biology, Meet at Admissions Lobby, Eustis 2:30 p.m. Women's Soccer vs. Plymouth State, LoebsField 3:00 p.m. Student Organization for Black and Hispanic Unity (SOBHU) Parent Reception, Smith lounge, Runnals 3:30 p.m . "Mathematics Department Open House Third Floor Bridge, Mudd-Keyes 4:30-5:30 p.m. All Commons Social Hour with faculty in residence Page Commons Room, Student CenterParents 5-7 p.m. Weekend Special Buffet Mary Low Commons Din ing Hall 5-8 p.m. Parents Weekend Special Buffet Johnson , Chaplin, and Lovejoy Commons Dining Halls 6 p.m. Colby Sons and Daughters Banquet (by invitation only)Smith-Robhins-Hurd Rooms, Roberts 7 & 9:15 p.m. Stu-A Film: Tho Seventh Sign (admission charged) Lovejoy 100 8 p.m. Powder and Wig Productions ''Buried Child" ancl "The Forcigner"S/n'der Theatre 8:15 p.m. "Cello Recital with Bernardino Khoo '90 Given Auditorium 9 p.m, "Better Alcohol Responsibility Casino Night Page Commons Room, Student Center Sunday, October 30 8-10 a.m. Breakfast, Lovejoy Commons Dining Hall 9:30 a.m. Catholic Mass, Lorimer Chapel 10 a.m. Hillel Bagel Breakfast with Guest Speaker, Aranka Sicgnl, author and Holocaust survivor."The Role of Tradition in Survlyal/'RoWns Room,Ro berts 10 a.m. * 1 — , . 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Social Update: CALL FOR PAPERS ! ! ! 1 Screw Your Roommate - Friday, November 4, Roberts Union (Semi-Formal) FOURTH ANNUAL COLBY WOMEN'S STUDIES CONFERENCE Cultural Update: Spring 1989 rQ Presidential Election Lecture Series: Feminist Unity and, Diversity October 25 - Prof. Mdseley November 1 - Prof. Bowen Friday evening, March 10 & Saturday, March 11 p November 2 - Prof. Maisel Colby College , Waterville , Maine I Y£R - Commons purchased a new VCR. If you borrowed Please send proposals for individual papers or for full, panels. E a Commons' VCR, PLEASE return it immediately! Include a brief abstract of each presentation. Suggested categories: Also, all interested in serving on Chaplin Commons Social Committee please contact Brian ' Maine Women Clement - X3019 Campus, academic environments for women Feminist/gender issues

We welcome professional research topics and undergraduate q presentations. Selection will be made to offer a balance of topics for the three Saturday sessions . Lovej oy Send proposals by December 15 , 1988 cc:

Melissa Early This Tuesday and every Tuesday nigh t is Women ' s Conference Co-ordinazor faculty dinner night in Dana dining hall. It's a N c/o Alumnae Office, Colby College Waterville, Maine, 04901 great opportunity to get to know a facu lty member as a human being instead of an ominous • Responses from the committee will be mailed January 15, 1989. "Professor." Presenters send their papers to Melissa Early by February 15 I" ¦ A battle of wits! Get your team of four brilliant for distribution to panel chairs and commentators . students together and brave the "College Bowl." Turn in a roster by November with interested faculty, staff , and 3rd to you governors Please share this notice to quali f students. y for the competition of Thursday, November 3rd at 8:00 P.M. in the Heights Thank you . . We look , forward to your proposals and to a Community Room. stimulating exchange among women across Maine . Saturday, October 29th, after Casino Night it's time for the LJC Black and White Party. We believe that garbage *cans are for trash, not*a • • I bash, so for quality control, and your happiness, eacn delicious Russian beverage will be drawn individually. Enjoy!

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J iJ THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE MU SIC STATION IN ALL OF CENTRAL MAINE. Jjjj S- FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE mhm COMMUNITY RADIO FRO M COLBY COLLEGE fflI II The Dual Nature Of Parent s Weekend: They re Here! and we will beam as they tell us whole Parents' Weekend deal. scripts on what we were sup- Parents' Weekends, "It's kind by Jennifer Scott how truly lucky we are to be "I think I'd rather see them posed to say. At college it's of fake. The dining halls get all able to attend such a beautiful (parents) at home. There's not much more natural." prepped up, and the students The cut-outs from the swim- institution. W.e're psyched that much to do with them up Freshman Jessica D'Ercole is act differently towards each suit issue come down and are because itmeansdinner'sgoing here. It's good for them to see a second generation Colby stu- other." When asked to elabo- replaced with Albert Einstien to be good, shopping in Free- students interacting among dent; her father went here also. rate on how the students be- posters. The beer can pyramid port may be in the near future, themselves, but I" think we have "My dad is psyched to come have du ring Paren ts' Weekend, gets temporarily demolished and not least of all, because it's more fun when they're not back to his old stomping Coan explained, "Everybody's and stashed under the bed. The going to be a fun weekend to here." grounds," D'Ercole stated. "He more friendly with each other, pile of dirty clothes lying in a kick back with mom and dad Sophomore Liz Preston's hopes that it's a little less wild they act more familiar. You wrinkled clump large enough and relax. parents are deeply involved in than it was in the days he want your parents to think you to hide a small child in gets "I like it when my parents Colby, as they head went to school here. He was in have friends." thrown in the wash. What is come up," stated sophomore the Colby Parents Association. a frajt and, even though he'd Coan felt that his parents this all in anticipation of? Why, Matt Melander. "I guess what I Many students might feel that never say it, I think he's kind of generally enjoyed Parents' Parents' Weekend, of course! miss is that maternal/paternal such parents are too involved glad that frats were abolished Weekends. "I'm the youngest, That time of year when every- bond." When asked how he with their college life, but not so now his daughter can go to so they'reeager togetoutof the one puts on a happy face and usually prepared for the big Preston. "I really like the fact school here and not be har- empty house and come to see tries to show the 'rents what it parental visit, Melander stated, that they are involved. College assed." When asked how she how their son is doing." is they're paying roughly 17 "Friday afternoon, we usually is a huge part of my life and I thought her parents feel about Parents' Weekend can be a big ones for. clean up all the beer bottles, like that they want to be a part spending roughly $17,000 . a great time if you miss mom and Now that the lawns are make the beds, vacuum the of-it as well." year for her to come to school at dad and just need a little TLC manicured to Lawn k. Garden rug, and, because we have a Preston compared college Colby, D'Ercole stated, "My for a couple of days. It can also perfecti on, and Seller's is care- bathroom, we have to slap some parents' weekend to high dad doesn't mind, he just be a feat to combine you stu- fully marinading the succulent Comet on the tiles and make schools' and said, "Parents' wishes they'd lower the aca- dent personna with your son/ hunk of whatever meat they sure everything's shiny. I usu- Weekend in high school was so demic standards for football daughter side. But for the price intend to serve, Colby is ready ally try to look nice too; all fake, it was really prepped. The players to be admitted so that they're paying, don't you think to welcome parents with open showered, shaved, and deodor- teachers would go over what we'd win a little more often." your parents deserve a clean arms. And they will arrive in ized." was going to happen in class on Junior Steve Coan, a veteran room, a decent meal, and your swarms. Mom and Dad will Sophomore Steve Collier was the day that the parents would of theColby Parents' Weekend, bright, shirting face welcoming "oh and ah" over the campus a little less positive about the be there and we practically had has this to say about typical them to our humble campus? How To Combat Monotony At Student Center Parties by Brian Murphy stated senior Keirstan Sherman some of the next couple of par- Veterans of introductory as we stood ankle deep in Busch ties and buy the guy some new Sociology have all encountered swill waiting for a beer. Some- records like Salt 'n Pepa." the classic essay, Fear and one from the madding crowd Sophomore Chris Caponi Loathing at a College Mixer. In gasping for a thirst-quenching mentioned, " The only reason L this' work an experiment is brew was even heard to say go to student center parties is conducted in which the re- that a "lifeguard should be so I can check out the girls. It's searchers observe the behavior employed for future parties so tough to get a beer and other- of college students at a college thatno one drownsin the stuff." wise, the/re not too exciting." party. I recently conducted my Senior Mike Venezia on the It seems that the general own experiment of sorts exam- other hand, offered this insight consensus, excluding freshman ining the behavior of Colby on student center parties, " who are still innocent in the students at a Student Center They're so boring. I'm espe- ways of the student center party party. Based on the data I gath- cially sick of the same music phenomenon, is that student ered I've decided to entitle my every party. I think the D.J. has center parties are the same work Boredom and Monotony only one tape and he plays it every week, BORING! Fear not! at a Colby College Student over and over. The Animal Based on the results of my re- Center Party. House soundtrack went out of search data, I've devised a plan "1 hate student center- par- style eight years ago. They to combat this monotony at ties. I'm so sick of them." so should take the profits from continued on page 16 p by Terrel Hutton Colby Entre reneurs Make Their Mark to Gagnon, accompanies what College. These include being ers to free trade in the Colby tional or local companies are According to Ken Gagnon, he views as a "peak" in interest responsible where the IRS is market. usually not approved. Colby's Colby's Director of Purchasing, in student enterprises at Colby concerned,and marketingwhat There is a difference, in deals with Apple Computer there are now more student over the last two or three years. Gagnon calls "positive items." Gagnon's view, between the and with Polaroid allow the businesses at Colby than ever Gagnon spoke with The Echo Tee-shirts or items that com- marketing of tee-shirts or low- college to supply students with before. In the past, legitimizing about general regulations for bine Colby's name with an al- scale production items, and a discounted Macintosh comput- a business on campus simply setting up a business on cam- cohol-related or other "nega- true entrepreneurship. Where ers and Polaroid disks. A stu- bore Dean of Students and pus, citing the importance of tive" motif can not be sold on the former may sell well-priced dent business that might out- Purchasing Office's approval ordering priorities such that campus. One sophomore was traditional items for a limited compete these companies by following a brief summary by academic commitments remain restricted from selling the time only, the later focii ses on a selling another brand of com- the student of his plans to a student's primary focus. The "Absolut Colby" shirts he de- need for a previously unintro- puter or disk at a cheaper price Gagnon or John Farkasi This "educational value" of the signed (borrowed from the duced goods or services and would not be allowed to oper- Fall, the administration has venturers also a factor in ad- theme of Absolut Vodka ad- markets them creatively. While ate on campus. cited a need for additions to the ministrational approval of a vertisements) because of their the College is generally willing Studen tbusinessQgrmist also Student Handbook that will business, although Gagiion "party school" message. Fortu- to give exclusive privileges to comply with restrictions in the outline steps students must take concedes that Colby will not nately, All Season s Sports has the owners of these original use of certain Colby facilities. in establishing private ventures frown upon short-term, quick- agreed to sell theshirts,but this enterprises, studentbusinesses Since Colby College is a non- on campus. This "necessary cash enterprises if they meet example might warn would-be that might threaten agreements profitorganiza tion,theadmini- evolution in policy" according certain standards set by the entrepreneurs of certain barri- that Colby has made with na- continued on page S Web Of Librar]: Myths Untangled by Jennifer Scott of the street. Before that, it (the "We wviiii -u '.he colors be street) looked like one long warm, inviting, and attractive The personalities and pur- roller rink. Most of the furni- without being busy, ftoisy, or poses of Miller Library are as ture that we had down there harsh, but we never actually varied as the students who sit was damaged or stolen in the did a study on which colors within its walls. Miller library firstyear,so we asked the archi- would be better for studying." is the place to be on a weekday tects to design something that Parker went on to say how she night, whether you are there to the students couldn't take or was a little shocked when she cram for a midterm, to see destroy." first saw the library after it was who's there studyingorbeseen, Among the other interesting newly painted, with no furni- or to fall asleep on your books, articles of furniture in the li- ture and bare, concrete floors. hoping vainly that the knowl- brary are the infamous "air- "I first thought, 'this is just edge within will somehowseep plane chairs." Those large, ghastly!' butnowl Teally like it. through your pores and into maneuverable, oh-so-comfy The colors aren't nearly as your.brain. It's a place where chairs on the third floor that aggressive when the furniture most of us spend at least part of seem to be made to sleep in. wasputinand fhecarpetslayed our Colby careers, and if you're Stated senior Paul Beach, down." one of those people who peri- "Whenever I want to sleep, I Everwonderaboutthepaint- odically finds yourself drifting just go over there and pass out ing on the second floor landing off into space when you should in one of the airplane chairs." of the woman who looks like be studying, and wondering Did you ever wonder why she might be crying but you some odd things about what you feel like you're sitting in- can'treally tell because if srain- you see around you in the li- side a huge waffle iron when ing? It's called "The Blue brary,then this article may clear you lookup ajt the square holes Umbrella" and the artist is Alex librarians would like to have chapel add to the Colby folk- some things up for you. in the ceiling of the first floor of Katz. This painting, along with students know about is the lore, and the library is not ex- It s been called everything the library? No, it's not so you other paintings by Katz, are on damage that can come from empt from these tall tales which from the "Love Boat" to the have something to count when loan to Colby indefinitely from eating in the library and from add mystique anda certain aura "heinous purple couch thing in you can no longer study and the collection of Paul Schupf. leaving food around. "The stu- to the campus. Is it true that at the street." We all know whatit your head is lolling back on. Another question that many dents just think we're being midnight on Fridays, a head- is. The seemingly random piece your neck. The reason is archi- students have is "why is it so unfair about it ," stated Parker, less librarian roams the third of furniture on the chapel side tectural. The ceiling design darn hot on the third floor of "but they don't see the little floor, looking for her lost copy of the street where people provides support for the heavy the library?" "Well," sighed mice running around like we of the sociology reader? Some- study, stress, or just hang out. bookshelves without adding Parker,"we don't really know do. They don't, see the paper where, in the card catalogs, is Frances Parker, the assistant the extra weight of more con- why, but we're working on it. It coke cups eating their way the lost will of Jeremiah Cham- director of public services who crete. . does seem to be a real prob- throughbooks. Weget students plin really hidden? And will worked with the architects One of the myths of the li- lem." Apparently, it may have ordering pizza to be delivered continuous napping in the air- when the library was being brary is that when they painted something to do with the venti- to the front desk!...The library plane chairs add a certain zing remodeled, was able to explain it a study was done to see what lation of the building. It's worse is not a cafeteria; if it was, we to your love life? All these what it is and why. "We wanted colors would be most condu- during the springs and falls would have laid down lino- questions and more can be something that would provide cive to studying for the Colby because of the rapid, day-to- leum a long time ago." answered if we all just spend a seating and that would break student. No such study was day fluctuation of temperature. Anything from the myth of little more time in our friendly up the tunnel-like atmosphere ever performed. Stated Parker, One of the things that the the blue light to the ghost in the pink library.

packages to Colby parents. co-owner of a software devel- responsibility Colby feels merchants that would provide Entrepreneurs Many parents responded and a opment firm, Gagnon eventu- should a business go bankrupt students with information on continued from page 7 subsequent deluge of packages ally approved the use of the or have legal problems. Accord- Colby schedules and events. stration is wary of criticisms taxed the ability of the mail- number. Beaulieu describes ing to Beaulieu, the University What began as a monthly bike that might befall it if the college room to sort and distribute obtainingpermissionto use the of Pennsylvania, where his trip to town to solicit his idea at were Jcnown to have many them. 800 number as "living hell," partner is a senior, encourages a- dozen businesses has ex- profitable enterprises operat- The issue of the use of Colby when the line was frozen until student businesses by having panded in four years tb a cam- ing on its premises. Use of the phone lines was introduced firm could prove its status to few restrictions on the use of pus ad agency equipped to Colby mail service and phone when the Purchasing Office the college, a period described school resources such as phone provide twenty Waterville lines will probably be limited recently discovered that a stu- by Gagnon as "a couple of lines and mail service. businesses with monthly com- by the new regulations because dent was operating a business days/' Yet despite theseregulations , puterized or hand graphics ads of difficulties the Purchasing from his room using an 800 A major concern of the ad- some Colby students have tar- on one of three different publi- Office has had in the past with number. "I envisioned a mail ministration in cases of more geted areas of campus and cations posted on campus, the denningreasonableuseof these order business with stacks of substantial businesses such as public demand to create suc- teleposter found by every resources by student busi- boxes in the students dorm the software development firm cessful enterprises. Two in phone, and the Mooselaneous nesses. In one case, a student room" says Gagnon. is for the financial security of particular reflect the ideals of poster and yearly calendar used the student directory to After meeting with the stu- the enterprise. Beaulieu de- the capitalistic en trepre- distribu ted to students' rooms. mail offers for specialized care dent, senior John Beaulieu, the scribes as "paternalistic" the neurship; John Beaulieu's McClintbck, who has taken Mackintosh software develop- charge of the business while ment firm,and Jeff Wheeler and his partner is away, cites as the Tom McCIiritock's local mer- essential element of the busi- chants' communication net- ness the fact that it operates in work that deck the halls of suchachangingmarket. When Colby with teleposters, calen- one-quarter of the student body dars, and "Mooselaneous" leaves each yearand a new25% schedules. Beaulieu's program, enter Colby each fall, it is very called Constituent Manager, difficult for a local business to took two months to write, establish a stable patronage. aimed at providing politicians While there are standard busi- on the local and national scale nesses that Colby students seem with a means for effective or- to return to year after year, it is ganization of data on their tougher for a smaller or more MacWEEK and Government specialized local store to find a Techknowledgymagazines. loyal patronage. McClintock Jeff Wheeler and Tom believes that the attractiveness McClintock's "local communi- of the posters draws students' cations" business began when attention to businesses they Wheeler, now on leave of ab- might never have known about sence, conceived of the idea of if it weren't for the additional a poster sponsored by local advertising he provides. Mma HB ^H amm ^L^Lk JlbVvfl ^ amWmml fl^l Mum Jmmf imma\

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Dodge and Halie, played by Bill Spears and Tara STU-A CULTURAL LIFE LECTURE McDonough, are the not-so- Robins Room, Roberts proud parents of their sons 8:00pm The Foreigner ; Directed by Leo Flanagan- Tilden (John Reynolds), Bra- POWDER AND WIG dley (Isser Gallogly), and their Strider Theatre, Runnals Union. other son, Ansel, who died while still a child. It is the death 8:00pm SECOND CITY NATIONAL TOURING of the child Ansel that thisplay COMPANY COMEDY ACT revolves around, creating a Wadsworth Gymnasium drama that grips the audience 7:00 & 9:15pm The Seventh Sign STU-A MOVIE and takes them along on a tour Lovejoy 100 through the world of a not-so- ordinaryfamily.MarkCosdon, director along with Lorna Rookes-Hughes, has success- Y ART SHOW OPENING fully establishedanarmosphere A scene from Colby College' s production of Larry Shue' s "The 3:OO-5:00pm FACULT within this play that leaves its Foreigner " which will be presented along with Sam Shepard ' s AND RECEPTION— Museum of Art audience with a deliberate rest- Buried Child" * Public Affairs File Photo 7:00pm "Purple Passage"— SENIOR MUSICIANS less, uneasy feeling. BRIAN AXEL AND CURTIS CARLSON Dodge is an old coot and the Shelly (Beth) stumble upon the lying meanings that are woven salty husband of old Halie, who scene and discover that things into the relatively simple sce- Mary Low Coffeehouse we discover to be more than are very much different than nario. Although there were 8:00pm "Ethics in Government" just a loyal churchgoer. Tilden what he recalls from six years periods when I found myself BIXLER-D AN A CONVOCATION is a terminally confused and earlier. The whole play comes glancingatmywatch , they were with G. Calvin Mackenzie- Robins Room, Roberts simple brother to the younger to its climax-late after the inter- most often followed by a 8:00pm COLBY CHORAL FESTIVAL Bradley who, although miss- mission in the third act when moment of intensity that drew ing part of his leg, seems to be all suspected secrets take a twist me back into the scene- From Given Auditorium the domineering type who en- for the bizarre and result in a the sneak preview I saw, I 8:00pm Buried Child ; Directed by Mark Cosdon joys seeing others cringe at his stunning and bemusing conr would rank this production an POWDER AND WIG derangement. Halie, whooften elusion. 8 (on a scale from 1 to 10 pigs, as Strider Theater, Runnals Union spends time on social calls, is This reviewer found the play they say in Iowa). 7:00&9:15pm The Seventh Sign STU-A MOVIE the Father Dewis (Chris Tre- to be full of mood trends cre- Buried Child will be show- main) on this particular day, ated by a highly competent cast ing on Friday, Oct. 28 at 8 pm Lovejoy 100 but it is what they have been that left me drained by the end and on Saturday afternoon, the discussing, or not, that this of the play. 1 found myself 29th at 2 pm. Tickets are $2.00 reviewer begins to question. engrossed after the production at the door and by reservation Meanwhile, Tilden's son Vince in attempting to work out the (872-3388). Running Time - 10:OOam-5:0Opm COLBY CRAFTS FAIR (TomSherry) and his girlfriend intricate symbolism and under- approx. 2 hours. Fieldhouse 2:00pm Buried Child- Matinee POWDER AND WIG Strider Theatre, Runnals Union Second City 7:00pm Electrical and Acoustic Rock PASTOR BUD— Mary Low Coffeehouse by Geoff Zentz form a realistic environment on financial chaos and a continu- 8:00pm. The Foreigner ; Directed by Leo Hanagan , stage through their derisive ous struggle to find a steady The touring group's career roasts of our lives, whether the theatre to perform in. Today POWDER AND WIG began in 1959, their characters focus may be political, social, most of their performances are Strider Theater, Runnals Union have included such illustrious or cultural. Almost all of their on the road, they have made 8:15pm Cello Recital— BERNIE KHOO '90 clowns as John Belushi, Dan material is performed im- stops in all of the big ci ties and Given Auditorium Aykroyd, Gilda - Radnor, Tim promptu, expanding on ideas have recently been concentrat- 7:00&9:15pm The Seventh Sign— STU-A MOVIE Kazurinsky, and John Candy, tossed out by the audience or ingon the college campus scene. and this week they will be vis- just acting on an anything that The Second City tradition is Lovejoy 100 iting Colby on Thursday night comes to mind. This concept an extremely strong one, an aum «_ ¦ ____3 __¦ __. qn» in the Wadsworth Gymnasium. has the effec t of keeping the individual who was once a Sm I am talking about The Second crowd involved in the show; member never loses touch with HUfflft T City comedy troupe, a name they are notonly spectators but the company. New members 10:00am COLBY EIGHT, COLBYETTES, TUXEDO they acquired from A. J. •players as well. are constantly replacing retir- JUNCTION— Performance, Strider Theater Lobby Liebling's satirical description The Second City is respected ing comedians moving on to of Chicago in The Mew Yorker. in all acting circles around the bigger challenges. It seems 2:00pm The Foreigner—Matinee -POWDER AND Second City has become leg- country as a "farm league" for that this is the way the system WIG— Strider Theatre, Runnals Union endary over the years, their budding young comedians. works with Second City. You 7:00pm Ballroom Dancing in the Commons Room success has been incredible. Many of its past actors, as we serve your time for a period, 8:00pm Brahrns: Symphony No. 1 & Vivaldi: They have always been a col- can all attest to, have moved on learning and waiting for the Gloria— COLBY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA lection of six or seven actors to play roles in popular mov- right break, and for these art- performingon an empty stage ies, Broadway plays or musi- ists the opportunity always CONCERT & COLBY CHORALE— Lorimer Chapel with only their talents on hand cals, or pursue careers as stand seems to arrive sometime. to ignite the crowd, and for up comedians. Times were not Clearly Second City is a well almost forty years now this always so comfortable for the directed and organized pro- ExMMttoOct. 23-27 Soldiers of the Queen: nte system has produced only ensemble. Although they were gram that should hilariously laughter and praise; The in- never lacking , in popularity, entertain Colby as it has done Toy Soldiers by Harold Pestana tention of the comedians is to Second City's early years were so many places in the past. Oct. 28-Dec. 4 Faculty Exhibit Soldiers March Into Bixler

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A Colby College faculty art show, featuring displays of thousands of handmade toy soldiers, will run from Sunday, October 23 in the Colby Museum of Art on the Waterville campus. "Soldiers of the Queen," an exhibit of multi-talented geology professor Harold Pestana's handcrafted lead toy soldiers will highlight the show. Also included are select works of members of the Colby art faculty: Abbot Meader , Harriett Matthews, Gina Werfel, and Scott Reed. The show will open on Sunday, October 23 from 4 to 6 p.m. To inaugurate the exhibition, Margaret Kelly, curator of millionaire Colby Professor Harold Pestana ' s toy soldiers on display publisher Malcolm Forbes' in Bixler. Photo courtesy of Colby Public Affairs collection of art, will speak at 4 p.m. on Forbes' toy fishing and taking soldier collection - which worn by British soldiers at baths in collected, but found that he can enjoy Pestana's creation contains many of Pestana's the conclusion of the 19 th a nearby pond. could accumulate missing free at the Colby Museum of originals. century. Pestana has also created a regiments, by fabrica ting his Art: open Monday through Harold Pestana's soldiers Another display shows Royal Army Medical Corps own. "It's a creative outlet," Saturday from 10 a.m. to - each two inches high and the Bermuda Volunteer field hospital complete says Pestana. noon, and 1 to 4 p.m. painted in exquisite detail - Rifle Corps, modeled after a with an ambulance, beds, In addition to occasional are arranged manning a volunteer unit formed in the and medical personnel. sales to Forbes, Pestana British naval base being late 19th century. The At age 56, Pestana has markets his handiworks at visited by a duo of French soldiers are on a field day - been making toy soldiers craft fairs and in a small toy ships. They are donned in relaxing at the rifle range, since his first mold in 1972. soldier store in England. authentic dress uniforms on motorcycles, as well as He had previously However, the Colby campus 13th Annual ReruKU COLBY CRAFTS FAIR .^f ^JZL ^. SATURDAY , OCTOBER A? mg g^ rf 10:00 A.M. - 5:00 P.M. J_/J5l mett r^ COLBY COLLEGE f^ ^aW FIELDHOUSE 80 EXHIBITS FREE ADMISSION**

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""" ~"~ ' j ~T AuthorizedSignature _ , , . __ I "Bate - L— —. ;__. i : The Lesser Of Two Evils Rosenberg Speaks Out Bush/Quayle, Dukakis/Bentsen. The choices among the President Cotter s comments on the basis of gender in the improperly in his handling o>f presidential candidates in this year's election are not stellar. Far from it in fact. Many with whom I have spoken who are old enough (Letter to the Editor, October evaluation of Dorothy Rosen- Dorothy Rosenberg's allegation to remember, agree that John F. Kennedy was the last president to 13) on my sexual discrimina- berg." (AAPAC Report, April of sexual harassment/' be elected on the basis of perceived ability. All subsequent elections tion and sexual harassment suit 18; 1985.) The Colby Commit- (AAPAC Report, also page 3.) seem to be decided by which candidate is liked -the least. This is a do not correspond with the facts tee decided that I should be They, however, could not and poor comment on the state of American politics and it makes me documented in the public rec- given a two year contract and did not investigate the harass- wonder why there are never any 'qualified ' candidates. ord. then be evaluated for reap- ment charge because the prin- There seems to be a general consensus that neither candidate is First, Mr. Cotter has failed to pointment by a committee cipals refused to testify on this good. I mean good in a rather £road sense. Such as integrity. mention that the Colby College drawn from outside the Col- issue. Webster's (the mildewy edition that we have down here at the Affirmative Action Committee lege. This extraordinary rem- President Cotter's letter states ECHO) defines it as a "firm adherence to a code of esp. moral or which investigated my griev- edy was recommended because that the allegation of sexual artistic values : INCORRUPTIBILITY." The thesaurus (Random ance charginggender discrimi- of thelevel of bias found within harassment was thoroughly House) provides some of the following as synonyms: honesty, nation found unanimously in the Modern Foreign Language investigated by both the Colby probity, uprightness, moral soundness, principle (I like that one), character, virtue, self-respect, morality, etc. It is perhaps a sad .my favor. I cite their report Department. President Cotter Committee and the Maine reflection on American politics that neither of the presidential which finds "an intent to dis- rejected the Committees find- Human Rights Commission. In candidates seem to exhibit any of these characteristics. But, criminate on the basis of gen- ings and overruled their deci- fact, this charge has not only perhaps I am asking for too much. Maybe I should move to a more der in the search process, of sion. notbeen refuted,ithas not been basic concept. actual discrimination on the Second, the Colby Committee investigated by either commit- Smart. Amusingly enough, it is not until the second definition of basis of gender in the search also found unanimously that tee because those charged have the word that I find a meaning that does not have-to do with paini process*and of discrimination "the Dean of the Faculty acted continued on pagei6 Perhaps the candidates are not smart but just plain smart (def: to pain). One of the other definitions that stands out is BRIGHT. Need I say more. For my purpose, I will call upon one of my own definitions, the Weiss Rejects Second Discrimination Charge ability to show that one is able to think; the opposite to what my father commonly refers to as, stupid. It just seems to me that I was astonished and dis- spent as much time with a new only the dean (as Dorothy neither of the candidates in their proposed policies or actual actions mayed to read your "excerpts" teacher trying to help her deal Rosenberg agreed I should) and has done a whole lot of thinking. Maybe you do not need to know from the Maine Times's article with poor teaching evaluations otherwise kept mum. She her- how to think to be president. on Dorothy Rosenberg. Surely and lack of effectiveness in the self told so many people that My fifth grade teacher told the class many times (the only reason I you realized how hurtful the classroom. Why did she never the whole affair became coclc- remember it) that he "wouldn't wish that job [the presidency] on his accusations against a senior mention to the Maine Times tail conversationbefore Hubert worst enemy." I can see why. Who, in their right mind, would faculty member are. Why did the number of hours I spent Kueter himself was ever in- willingly place themselves under the microscope of the press to be you not do some investigation? observing her classes, going formed of the charges. exhibited by the press as well as abused by not only the press but Why did you not talk to the over teaching techniques, In the end, Dorothy also one's opponent just to be able to live in a big white house, travel people you (through the Maine trying to fi gure out ways for Rosenberg's candidacy was around in your own. plane while constantly living in the fear that Times) so unjustly accuse of her to improve? Student reac- examined by thecommittee,her either someone is trying to kill you or that you could be responsible wrongdoing? Is this your idea tion to her teaching the Ger- classroom teaching was ob- for the extinction of the entire human race while being paid less of responsible journalism? man language was as abysmal served, her scholarship read, money than many professional athletes and popular performers who have the added advantage of being loved by at least a million That Dorothy Rosenberg feels as I had ever seen. Why did she and her evaluations perused. people. I just do not see the fun in it. bitter about not being rehired not tell the reporter how, de- No one on the two search But, we must remember that we are the ones who put that dummy at Colby is understandable. spite my serious doubts con- commi ttees, including the there so I must agree with Associate Professor Nelson (on at least What is condemnable, how- cerning her teaching, I agreed women members of these one point) and say that those who do not vote "have NO RIGHT to ever, is her cynical attempt to to renew her contract for one committees, cast a vote in her complain about the outcome." (see: George Bush: The Rhetoric, and trick well-meaning people into year to give her a second favor. Her credentials were the Record, this issue) So, either vote, which I recommend, or keep believing that she was some- chance? simply not in the same league quiet. how harassed or discriminated When Dorothy Rosenberg as those of the other candidates. David Russell against. brought her charges against As chairman of the Modern Editor-in -chief Tlie fact in this sad case is Hubert Kueter to my attention, Foreign Languages department that Dorothy Rosenberg was I did not, as she claims, imme- at the time,I feltitwas myduty treated not shabbily but too diately inform my colleague of on the one hand to help hera s a well. I personally have never them. On the contrary, I told continued on 16 -s. page *&iUig y dp* EDITORS ' NOTE: In covering the Maine Times story. ECHO SpecialEditor fanet Boudreau contacted the following people before writing her brief introduction to the Maine Times exerpts: President William Cotter; Mr. Edward Hershey, Public Affairs Director; Ms. Pat Nyhan, MT staff reporter ; ¦ Editor-in-chief Mr. David D. Piat t, MT Executive Editor; Professor Herbert Keuter, Modern Foreign Languages ' David Russell Business Manager News Editor Paul Beach Manag ing Editor Lori Wright Chris Preston Circulation Manger Features Editor Listen To Me. Please Brian Rigney Production Manager Jennifer Scott Eliaaberh Barber . In January of 1988, a young that was to become countless group of people helping those Advertising Manager . Arts Editor man from Colby was spending volunteers working on a vari- less fortunate than themselves. Thomas K. Wieck Layout Editor Drew Simmons the month doing volunteer ety of projects collectively It is truly sad that such anger Magda Lacharite work in downcast Maine. He known as Project Hero. and bi tterness can be direc ted Advertising Design Opinions Editor wasn't alone. He was part of a During the ' past semester at an effort so selfless and hon- Lauren Kossow Assistant Layout Editor Greg Beitchman large group of people helping there have been countless ac- orable as Project Hero. Heidi Meehan those less fortunate than them- cusations and complaints di- Toni ht, somewhere in Photograp hy Editors Sports Editor g Ingrid Moore Lawrence Rocca selves. Sound familiar? It rected at Projec t Hero and at downcast Maine, there sits a Dave Coleman should. It was this man and Tom himself. He is currently little girl wrapped in a blue and Amy Clowes Special Editors this idea that became Project studying oversees, so I say in grayafghan. She knows noth- Janet Boudreau Hero. hisbehalf,asafriend,aroomate ingofthecontroversysurroiind- Chip Gavin When Tom Charlton re- and fellow volunteer, "Listen ingits creation, She only knows Staff Writers: Daniel Price Bar-Zecv, Ca therine Brcen, Kaari turned to Colby,hc approached to me, please/' No help was that, because of some friendly Busick, Emily Gallcgcr, Billy Goodman,Tracey Bill Derry with littl e more than turned away or refused. There people far away, she wil l be Hardman/Terrcl Hutton, Heather Langc,Kathy McKiernan, the beginnings of an idea. To- was no discrimination and no warm. John Mullen, Brian Murphy, Diane Pearcc,Mark Reilly, Mike gether they started something prejudice. There was only a Ronald Rooney, Lisa Twomoy, Seth Wheeler Jackson '88 Graphics: Evan Metcalf, John Semple, Jeff Winkler Tho opinions printed hero do not necessaril y repres ent tho views of mo Colby E cho or Its staff. Layout Assistants: Beth Graver, Jennifer McLeod, Tucker Tho Colby Echo encourages letters from readers , espe ci all y thoso within tho Colby community , Letters to tho Editor should bo typed, Offutt, Amy Shaw double-spaced , and no m oro tha n 300 words in length. Letters must bo signed , and Include a phono number. Loiters must oillwr bo In • Typists: Kristen Petterson, Rebecca Bancroft campus mail , addressed lo The Echo by 10:00 a.m. Monday morning er In tho V.cho office by 6:00 p,m„ Monday, unl ess special contact has boon made wiih the Editor , All letters from members of tho Colb y community will bo printed as long as thoy aro nol llbolpus or obscorui, and moot tho above requirements. Tho'Editor has tho right lo correct spoiling and grammar and/or shorten letters with tlio ad vice of tho writer . UB40 Price Tag Deemed Excessive Dukakis Needs Competence by Roger Holmes ; budget-handling prowess, next more student organizations - sider is the image sane people How much is a band worth? Mike Dukakis has stated that year Massachusetts taxpayers ,000, in the town of Waterville have That was the question that en- and now with that $30 this election is hot about ideol- will see the largest tax increase heard they're hostinga$20,OOOband? of Colby students as rich brats. tered my mind when I ogy but "competence." He be- in the state's history. Can we reall deny this label in about the UB40 concert. I love I'll admit that I submitted a y lieves America needs a strong After declaring another "bal- club budget thatreceived some consideration of last week's music and concerts as much as leader who can make "tough anced budget" and supposedly , s not the concert? There are people who anybody else,but I was floored cuts this year but that' decisions" to handle the bur- a "budget surplus," Dukakis work for Colby who don't make when I read that they came to reason I'm writing. For the first geoning deficit. Well, while had to resort to short-term ,000 in a whole year. Can Colby with a $20,000 price tag. time I am really questioning $20 Dukakisgoes around the coun- borrowing once again. This - le- these car- $20,000. For that much money, whether or not the Student we tell these peop try spewing his rhetoric, he time, on October 18th, the , lumbers, and the Student Association could Association isactingin our best penters, guards p leaves little to show for "com- amount was for $225 million. have sent a student to Colby for interests by pouring so much electricians who keep us warm petence" in Massachusetts. In trying to make this Fiscal , a year. I'm not saying that that's money into one social event and safe and comfortable sec- Realizing a fiscal crisis this year's budget "balanced," he what they should have done when there are long-established retaries and payroll clerks and year, Dukakis made "tough has borrowed a total of $1.2 with the money, and I'm not clubs that need the funding, administrative assistants who decisions": imposinga cigarette billion. Now the state is re- going to open old wounds by and newer organizations that keep the college's day to day excise tax, raiding the state quired to pay an additional thinking about concerts of the really need the support of Stu- business in order, people who pension fund and vetoing aid $9.66 million in interest over recent past that have flopped , A. I think it's an issue that don't bring $20,000 home to to cities and towns. He declared the next four months. As Demo- year- but I was very skeptical about should be debated more be- their families in a whole the current fiscal '89 budget cratic Rep. Kevin Blanchette tell the possibility of our breaking cause I see an imbalance in the what are we supposed to "balanced " by projecting a states, "[Dukakis'] administra- even oh a $20,000 concert. support of social events and them when they see us spend- revenue increase of 8.3% Of tion is bankrupt. It's bankrupt Last year the S tudent Associa- that support of Colby's students ing $20,000 on one three hour course, last year s revenue in- not only in terms of dollars and y who calls tion fought hard to get some bands, publications and other party? That anybod crease was a meager 2.2%. Ask cents but also in terms of credi- rich brats" is wrong? That extra money from the college hobby groups. An argument us " any educated economist and bility." Colby students are woefull for its clubs. They were given a over which is more "worth- y he/she will tell you that the Being a Massachusetts resi- misunderstood by the Water- $30,000 increase so that they while" would be a petty waste Governor's projection is com- dent, I am not surprised to find provide more adequate of time/but think about what ville Community? could pletely unrealistic. Heinz that Dukakis may have a diffi- funding to student organiza- else we could do with $20,000? Muehlmann, chief economist cult time winning his own state. Laura Senier '90 tions and to provide funding to Another thing for us to con- for the Associated Industries of After milking as many votes as Massachusetts, estimates reve- possible out of his "compe- ' ' Editors Note: Ticket revenues from the UB40 concert p aid for the cost of the nue growth this year will be tence," Dukakis will have to band and turned a slight profit of about $100. Student Activities President Marc "closer to 3% or 5%." In fact, come back and clean up.the Enger did not know the exact figure, but confirm ed that there was a profit at least many economists predict that mess he's made in Massachu- " in the "tri ple digits. because of the Governor's setts. Dukakis Dilemma

and company to call the shots, the Democratic candidate's Dukakis began to sense the clearly the better candidate. They were forced to play catch staff decided to take a holiday. damage being done, and went While he might appear like by Matthew Lehman up, and thus could never de- Baker took extreme advantage on the attack. This was the an iceman, it is that kind of fine their own campaign of the fact that Dukakis had wrong strategy. While show- coolness under pressure that Michael Dukakis is in a quan- agenda.' Even with the late been a relatively unknown ing Bush's ineptitude, he was would allow him to make dary. Through the fault of his addition of JohnSasso, Dukakis national figure prior to the unable to bring any f ocus to sound decisions during campaign strategy, or lack of it, himself was horribly muddled, convention, and had achieved himself, or his ideas. crises. The country needs he findshimself laggingbehind never focusing with one speech, a large, but uncommitted, fol- Dukakis' quandary was change, not dramatic change, George Bush with less than As a spectator, I haye to hand lowing on the basis of his mar- further magnified by the two but a new course for the fu- three weeksbefore election day. something to the Republicans, velous acceptance speech. debates. In the first, he ap- ture. Bush will uphold the Dukakis is currently faced wi th they nominate horrible candi- Baker, instead of Dukakis, peared too acrimonious and status quo, and the Reagan a decision, to attack Bush, or to dates, but with Ailes, Teeter, through a series of radio, print his irhage as an iceman was deficitwill increase. Dukakis define himself. He can't do and Baker, they put forward and television ads was able to solidified. In the second, his realized that budget cu ts both, but both are necessary in the most formidable team since define Dukakis as someone out answer to the initial question were necessary, including order to win the election. the 1972 Dolphins. ' of touch with the country. about the rape and murder of defense cuts, and that taxes Dukakis's catch-22 is largely If there was any period that Using a variety of banal issues, his wife painted him as an might have to be used as a due to the inexperience, inef- began Dukakis' downfall, it such as the Pledge of Allegiance unfeeling android, and he last resort. However, Bush's fectiveness, and confusion would be August. The expected flap, the Willie Horton incident, was playing ca tch up the rest flexible spending program exhibited by his campaign staff. risein support for Bush follow- and Boston Harbor, Dukakis of the debate. merely means increased Most of his staff possess the ing the Republican Convention was painted as a extreme left Although Dukakis can be spending and an increased same characteristics that have was partially nullified by his winger, Not only did this held accountable for a part of deficit. Dukakis could lead plagued Dukakis during the selection of Dan Quayle. The counter the relatively moder- his demise, a great deal can this na tion into the 1990's, campaign. They are intelligent race was virtually even, both ate Democratic platform and be attributed to the modern but due to his campaign staff and resource ful, yet have re- candidates had a chance for Convention,butitalienated the campaign in general. In the and a disjointed strategy, his fused to yield to the various victory. However, while Baker ever important Reagan Demo- past, the candidate with more effectiveness as a leader has facets of the modern campaign. hopped on the Bush band- crats, a large voting block that intelligence, more integrity been overshadowed by a In their stubbornness, Estrich wagon and began directing an is basically unattached to ei- and better ideas would win character sketch drawn by and company allowed Baker all out attack against Dukakis, ther party. By late August, the election. Dukakis is Jim Baker. OU Trie rflU..... A Professional Liar And Naming The by Roger Bowen Nameless Arthur Hulnick, spokesper- Guess what? In late September ranking CIA official who is audience. an invasion of privacy, to forc- son for the CIA, told a Colby I asked Congressman Joseph presentlytheNational Security In four days, CIA recruiters ing a defense of their career audience of about eighty on Brennan to send me a copy of Advisor to Vice President Bush, will be on campus. Head of choice, and perhaps even Wednesday Oct. 18th that the the report. It arrived on Thurs- initiated the recommendation Career Services, Jim Mclntyre, McCarthyite in that it suggests CIA was not really involved in day, the 20th, the day after the which led to the assignment of tells me that a "few students" guilt by association. Fair? No the pro-contra disinformation inveterateliarHulnickhadleft. the senior CIA covert operative have signed up for interviews. less fair than contributing to an

campaign, contrary to what The The report concludes: to the NSC." In other words, as If I can find out their names, ¦ or institution that eschews-v. fair- NewYorkTimes.Boston Globe. spelled out elsewhere in the if anyone can discover who ness in favor of secrecy and Christian Science Monitor, etc. "This report , as well as the docu- report, Bush's advisor Gregg these students are, then their unaccountability. reported in late September. ments and testimony upon which recommended to CIA director identities should be made I'll concede that the ethics of Hulnick claimed to have read it is based, indicates that senior Casey that CIA propaganda known to the Colby commu- disclosing the identity of inter- the House of Representatives CIA officials withback grounds in expert Raymond leave the nity in advance of their inter- viewees with the CIA is mor- Foreign Affairs Subcommittee caoert operations,as well as mili- Agency for the purpose of set- view with the CIA. Why? and ally problematic. Let me add report upon which the news- tary intelligence and psycholog i- ting up the Ministry of Propa- what does this have to do with that practically it is an easy paper accounts werebased, and cal operationsspecialists from the ganda whose job it was to make Hulrdck's lies? matter to stand outside the stated that the report exoner- Department of Defense, were the Contras loveable to the My answer, which I do not interview room and jot down ated the CIA from any wrong- deeply involvedin establishing and American public. expect will satisfy very many their names as they enter — doing. Hulnick admitted that participating in a domestic politi- Hence, Hulnick lied and Bush guardians of civil liberties, this aspect of the CIA is_public. one "former CIA officer," Wal- cal and prop aganda operation run shows poor judgement in se- stems from a firmly held belief ButI hope that prospective CIA ter Raymond, had been "sec- through an obscure bureau in the lectingadvisors (and Vice Presi- that Colby educators should agents will also concede that it onded" to help the State De- Department of State (The Office of dential candidates). But, again, use every possible means to is morally responsible for con- partment-based, National Se- Public Diplomac) which reported my point is that Hulnick lied. challenge the values of stu- cerned-Hnot paternalistic— curity Council (NSC) directed directly to the National Security He lied last year, he lied again dents, especially in such a case members of the community to disinformation campaign, but Council rather than through the this year. Now, however, given as this one where a student is try to convince them that they he repeatedly emphasized that norma l State Department chan- his admission that he had read considering employment with are making a mistake in con- the CIA had no part in this ille- nels." (p.30) [my emphasis] the House report, I can not give aninstitutionthatregardslying sidering the CIA for a career. gal disinformation operation. him the benefit of the doubt, as a necessity if not a virtue.For Perhaps the naming of spies, He challenged me and others No less important, especially namely, that he was not in students who have the courage real or potential, is the best way to get hold of the House Sub- for purposes of deciding how possession of the truth and of their convictions such as a to prevent them from being committee report and read it to vote this November 8, the hence did not know he was publicdisclosureof their names spies. Take away theiranonym- for ourselves in order to learn House report adds that lying. Last Wednesday night should not be a problem at all. ity and they lose their greatest that he was telling the truth. "Donald Gregg, a former high- he knowingly lied to the Colby On the other hand, it might be asset.

George Bush: The Rhetoric And The Record by R.E. Nelson, hazardous waste laws. It was carried out clandestinely by Department of Geology Rita Lavelle, her assistant Oliver North and friends even The election draws near; administrator for hazardous after Congress had expressly many consider the outcome a waste, who served six months forbidden finandal support of foregonecondusion.Peopleare in prison for perjury before a those forces by our country. It lured to George Bush by pow- Congressional committee. It is absurd to believe that George erful arguments; however, it is was also the Reagan-Bush Bush, with his experience as instructive to compare records administration that brought us head of the CI.A. and position and rhetoric. James Watt, the man who on the National Security Coun- George Bush points to Bos- thought a mine spoil pile was cil, was notintimately involved ton Harbor as evidence of Mi- as beautiful as Yosemite Val- in thiscircumvention of the law chael Dukakis' inattention to ley. from beginning to end. environmental issues at home. Bush openly supports fund- George Bush complains that But it was the Reagan-Bush ing of the Contras. But the Michael Dukakis is weak on administration that has fought fundamental fact here is that defense, and has sponsored every effort to control acid rain. we have been supporting a scathing television commer- ItwastheReagan-Bushadmini- fighting force whose stated cials to that effect. Recently, stration that gave us Ann Bur- objective is the violent over- ABC News aired a lengthy ford, who resigned as E.P.A. throw of thelegitimate govern- segment correcting erroneous head when facing a citation for ment of Nicaragua.Isn 't this an claims in Bush's ad that show contempt of Congress, for her act of war? The Reagan-Bush Dukakis riding around in a Contras was failure to enforce the nation's support for the continued on page 16 I courtesy of Associated Press \ In Need of Controversy Asfaraslcan tellnosuch debate Express", achildren's television thought such a case justified an society we live in, and actually by Greg Beitchman exists, with the exception of show broadcast Saturday abortion.Visibly troubledwith tried to tell the young reporter various disputes over dirty mornings on PBS. Yes indeed, the question, his response that having her fathers child at As the Presidential election advertising, the labeling of the best reporting I've seen so seemed forced and unpleasant. age 12 could have potential rapidly approaches, many candidates views and other far in this electionwas done by Perhaps because the person benefits. A young woman would claim the fate of our seemingly irrelevant concerns. a 11 or 12 year old reporter questioning was so young and could be "strengthened" by nation's executive office has Politicians seem to have lost which I managed to see when cute Mr. Quayle experienced such an experience, the poten- already been determined. So the will to take a real stand on excerpts from "Children's difficulties in. responding. tial vice-president said... I am why worry? Why not just sit most issues, and political ad- Express " program were shown Improbable. forced to wonder exactly what back and watch your favorite dresses seem full of vague on the CBS evening news. The Unlike the vice-presidential strengths heisreferringto. That gameshow! The question most promisesand unrealistic moral strong willed young woman debates and their unrealistic young girl succeeded in get- nagging in my mind is where clamor; Who is to blame? If you questioned Dan Quayle about settings, Quayle was forced into ting more out of Quayle than did the election go? With ever- say its the media with its never abortionin a manner Ihavenot asituationrequiringhimtolive any college trained reporter amazing skills of today's jour- ending search for entertain- previously seen. Placing her- up to his moral views in a less ever has, and seemed remarka- nalists to keep us informed, ment, then there is at least one self in the position of a 12 old abstract situation; face to face bly aware of the issue of abor- shouldn't there be some kind exception. year girl pregnant because of with a potential victim of such tion and the difficulties sur- of coritroversy.between politi- I'm referring specifically to a sexua l molestation, she repeat- a tragedy.Mr Quaylesquirmed, rounding it. At least somebody ciansout there in the heartland. program entitled "Children's edly asked Mr. Quayle if he placing blame on the immoral is creating some controversy. Several measures can be valuable belongings with the failure to comply with a sexual taken to prevent theft on cam- Colby Checkprogram. Iri doing Harassment request." Theft pus. Van Valkenburghstrongly this, a full report about the continued from page 1 S.H.A.G. has placed signs hone continued from page 1 urges all students to keep their belongings, including their ment that may affect a member with the names and p numbers of members of the room doors locked, "not only descriptionS/^serial numbers, of the Colby community. These or the college. First, a detailed group . at various locations report is written about the theft, for property theft, but for perr and estimated values, is kept include: ''unwanted attention sonal safety." Seitzinger adds on file at the safety and security of a sexual nature (e.g., physi- around the campus for easy including such facts as the date, additional that students must not have the office. If one of theseregistered cal contact, written or verbal reference. Here is an time, and place from where the of the notion that their residence halls articles is stolen, Safety and comments) that adversely af- listing of the members item was stolen, a description extension, are "homes" and that their Security division will alread fects individuals in their work- group, their phone of the item, and its estimated y y com- rooms are "bedrooms". That is, have information about the ing, living, or learning envi- and status in the Colb value. Then the Safety and , ext. 3062, "the door of your room is like a article on hand, and the con- ronments; hostile,intimidating munity: Jim Brayer Security Officers begin looking Jarosz, ext. frontdoor, and you should keep cerned insurance company can remarks or physical gestures student; Caroline for the item around the area of of stu- it locked when leave, as you do be notified of the theft. directed at a person because of 3105, secretary of dean campus from where it was sto- , ext. 3007, when you leave your own If any student is interested in gender or sexual orientation; dents; Sarah Madden len. If the item was stolen Mavernac, ext. home." Students should be registering personal belongings implied or expressed reward student; Lyn downtown, the Waterville po- educa- aware of the people entering with safety and security for compliance with an un- 3196, professor in the lice are also contacted. If the Pat Onion, ext. their residence halls and report through the Colby check pro- wanted sexual request (e.g., tion department; article is not found, the report Rob to Safety and Security if they gram, he/she should contact higher grade, promotion, or 3304, English professor; concerning the theft is kept on , athletic see "suspicious, non-Colby" Aaron Mosher by phone at ext. salary increase); implied or Pfeiffer, ext. 3376 file for reference in case the , ext. people going into rooms." Also, 3092 or through campus mail expressed threat of reprisal for coach; Joan Sanzenbacher article is later found and for 3384, E.E.O. officer. insurance purposes. students can register their more at box 1266. were included in the survey don' t require an applicant to j Cotter use the scores of all those submit the scores, but yet they continued from page 1 admitted, even if it was a back- report those scores that were tremely conservative in their up school for the student, not submitted. Bowdoin and Mid- /0ffyjustlisten to sou^m, reporting of SAT scores. Colby just those who accept." Al- dlebury are two schools that offers as an average score the though he was reluctant to employ this method of report- || | |j k when you can - J&ra mean of all students that enter name other schools, Cotter ing scores. Cotter suggested experience it? in the fall. Some schools that stressed that some colleges thatperhapsan asterisk should JnSa j ^^ pl appear next to a school's name that deviates from the tradi- t::$Ii^ r*o/"" k+j iio Cni i flsi rlc &¦. j ::||j L fc K L | BlvB S3 LJ U B^ LJSi m• BRASS BEDS by MAINELY BRASS tional way of averaging scores. ^ "I hope that the College Board vSLje^li Made of the finest finds some system of standard- vilii|^^ v|vp /I [lMII IIIII ^ brass . handcrafted in. Maine . 3 izing this (the scores) so that all i 167 Main St. 872-5537 \JV\)wBI& Factory direct . 3 colleges are represented in the ^HgpWatcrvilleSPl? , Me. 04901 v v v Xal^ 2cd ' s available . 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• • ¦ SLICES¦ PLUS ¦ ¦ ¦ George Bush heavy equipment to show their environmental and safety con- the Department of Education. Three liberal members of the continued from, page 14 empathy with working people. siderations generally loose to Yet where has Mr. Bush's influ- Supreme Court (Blackmun, tank. Dukakis is not "weak on But it took a court order last nonexistent. Check the labels ence been demonstrated in the White, and Marshall) willall be defense," but considers that year from the U.S. court of on your own things and see present administration, as over 80 by next January. The there are economic restrictions Appeals to force the Reagan- where they were made! education funds have been cut next President will appoint any on how much you can spend Bush Department of Labor to Neither candidate has been repea tedly in comparison to replacements necessitated by when the budget has already require that farm workers be candid about what he will do demonstrated increases in deaths or retirements. Ronald been stretched past the break- provided with something as SPECIFICALLY to reduce the need? Where has Mr. Bush been Reagan has already appointed ing point. We have repeatedly basic as toilets where they were tremendous debt that yokes the when funds were cut for feder- three conservatives (O'Connor, heard George Bush say that working, and now the Depart- American taxpayer. Payment ally guaranteed loan programs Scalia, and Kennedy); three "Neveragain will our national ment is again under fire for not of interest on the national debt in Pell grants to help students Bush appointees would likely defense be allowed to return to enforcing those guidelines. this year alone will exceed some afford the high cost of a college put social reform in this coun- weakness!" Ironically, Adolph The Bush campaign is de- $640 for each American citizen. education, a college education try back a quarter century or Hitler rose to power over a half lighted to point to the "new What is MOST frightening is that is necessary to put YOU more, and Martin Luther King century ago with the same economic prosperity" of the that now, much of this debt is into the competitive market- might as well have never lived. promise. Anyone can call for a Reagan era. Let's give credit owed to foreign investors, who place he espouses? Remember also it was George strong national defense. where ifs due: the low infla- have bought U.S. Government Where has the present Bush who thought Dan Quayle Let us consider also Mr. tion and interest rates are the securities with the profits they Administration's support been was the best candidate for Vice Bush's insistence that the result of Paul Volker's tight made selling their products to for the homeless, the needy, President. Does this mean we Pledge of Allegiance is the economic policy at the Federal us. those suffering from AIDS? It can expect to see Ed Meese proper way to start the day. Reserve Bank. It was the Re- Both the Reagan-Bush ad- was while speaking to a group nominated to the Supreme There is a major difference be- agan-Bush White House that ministration AND the Congress of students on business ethics Court? tween patriotism and national- tried to FIRE Mr. Volker, but share blame for this travesty, at Seattle University recently Lastly, there are those who ism, between living and sup- was prevented from doing so the net result of what George that George Bush was inter- for whatever reason may not porting the ideals upon which by an outraged Congress. Bush so rightly called "voodoo rupted by a Catholic priest who vote at all. To you I would say, this country was founded, and Our economy is becoming economics" when he ran for bitterly complained about the if you don't vote, you have NO belittling everything that Ask increasingly service-oriented the Presidency in 1980. The Administration's indiffer ence RIGHT to complain about the the 70,000 people who werelaid while less and less of what we problem here is that we're tak- to the less fortunate. As the outcome! off without warning in Seattle eat, what we wear, the cars we ing in considerably less than priest was hustled out and Personally, I don't find Mi- by Boeing back in 1974 what drive and the household fur- we're spending. When I try that, taken away by the police, the chael Dukakis the ideal Presi- that experience was like! A 60- nishings we buy, is actually I get a VERY nasty note from Vice President laughed, com- dential candidateeither.But the day warning could have saved made in this country. Our in- my bank. menting that "It takes all kinds, thought of a Bush-Quayle many families from financial dustrial basis is rapidly mov- George Bush wants to be "the doesn't it?" THIS is his "kinder White House is downright ruin. ing to Korea, Japan, Hong education President." This is a America?" • frightening. George Bush and Michael Kong, Singapore, and else- welcome change, since Ronald The long-term impact of this Dukakis both have put on the where in Third-World coun- Reagan's avowed goal when Presidential election will ex- REMEMBER TO VOTE hard hats and ridden around in tries where labor is cheao and he took office was to abolish tend into the next centurv. NOVEMBER 8th! ties very seriously. The Com- therest of the evening in the in- you are said sorry to, then you Rosenberg mittee members spent weeks firmary as they slip and fall on lose, but then again nice guys continued from page 12 collecting documents, taking the beer-drenched dance floor. always finish last. One conso- refused to testify. testimony, and weighing the Monotony 3. Annoy people and cause lation, however, is that you've This entire matter began with evidence carefully to reach a continued from page 7 them to leave the dance floor discovered you are a nice per- a request to resolve a difficult thoughtful conclusion. Presi- student center parties. by requesting undanceable son. situation as fairly and discretely dent Cotter rejected their find- Remember when you were a songs such as " Another One 8. Remain until the very end as possible. It has grown to its ings out of hand, without tak- little kid and you and your Bites The Dust" and " My Shi- of the party, when the lights go current proportions only be- ing time to review the issues or family were going on a long car rona". on, and observe the expression cause of the Colby's the evidence. His letter to this ride for vacation? When you 4. Time how long it takes on guys' faces when the girl Administration's disregard for newspaper againdemonstrates finally got to one bottle of beer you from when you get your they thought they were leaving facts and refusal to follow its his lack of respect for the work on the wall Mom would always first been until your cup falls with says goodbye and leaves own written policies. Had of the Committee and his will- come up with some game like apart and is no longer func- with her friends. President Cotter not vetoed the ingness to misstate and ignore counting how many different tional, then try to get a new 9. Generally act stupid. We findings of Colby's Af f irma ti ve its findings. President Cotter state's license plates you could cup. Note: a similar game is to all know that the real name for Action hearing committee, the had done a disservice to the find, or how many red cars put your cup along the railing the Student Center is actually matter would have been re- College by forcing this matter would go by before you got to when you go to dance and then the Stupid Center. Thus, these solved in 1985 with signifi- into the courts. I believe that he where you were going. Mom see if you can find it again when parties are not Student Center cantly less suffering (and pub- does a disservice to the College didn't want her kiddies to get you're finished. parties but Stupid Center par- licity) for all involved. community as a whole with his bored on the long ride and I 5. Tally the amount of times ties. Hence, in living up to this Colby has a strong set of Af- disregard for both the letter and don't want Colby students to you and your friends have beer name all party-goers are re- firmative Action policies and the spirit of equal opportunity. get bored anymore at stud ent spilled on you. Like golf, the quired to act accordingly. procedures. My grievance was center parties so here is a list of participant with thelowest total the first heard by the AAPAC Dorothy Rosenberg games you and your friends at the end of the round wins: I hope my research results and the members of that com- Assistant Professor of can play at the next student 6. When the kegs run out, will help you combat the mo- mittee took their responsibili- German center party: usually at that ungodly hour of notony and boredom that can midnight, organize that 1996 sometimes occur at student fault, it was after Dorothy 1. Stand along the railing just Olympic demonstration sport, center parties. While all of us Weiss Rosenberg's first year here, in above thedance floor and count beersliding. Take a running complain about these parties continued from page 12 not letting her go immedia tely how many girls you like are startand dive head first through I'm sure we'l 1 all be there again teacher and, on the other, to when it was clear she was not dancing with some other guy. the beer swill in front of the keg this weekend. Due to limited insure students of the best doing her job. Girls can play along as well. lines. The first one to become party options on campus the possibleinstructionin theclass- Caution: Extended participa- completely soaked from head studentcenter parties still stand roorn. In this case, the two were Jonathan Weiss tion in this game can cause ir- to foot is the winner. as that wildlife preserve for all in conflict. If I was anywhere at Professor of French reparable damage to your self 7. Count how many times of Colby's wild partiers. 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Team WLT HUNS 4 0 0 JOHNSON JAMMERS 3 0 1 MONTEZUMAS 2 2 0 SHOOTING STARS 1 2 1 TEAM X 0 4 0 PITCH PIRATES 0 4 0 FIRST ROUND PLAYOFFS Huns and Jammers received byes Montezumas over Pitch Pirates Team X over Shooting Stars SEMIFINALS Huns over Shooting Stars in mudbath 4-0 Jammers slide past Montezumas .2-0 in ot CHAMPIONSHIP Huns vs. Jammers Sunday at 1:30 at Cotter swamp field Look for scoring from Don Darby of jammers and good defense from Chuck Leacli, Greg Igo and GK Randy Barr(3 goa ls in 6 games) of the Huns. Huns were 2-1 favorites to win it all. Scoiring attack led by Sam Tucker, Tom Dorion, and Eric Albano. Solid defense also makes them heavy favorite. Guys, get this man a win! All bets can be made with Brian Batting. Sportsrap cohost Larry Rocca, much to the chagrin of fellow host Brian Batting, has pledged to broadcast in the nude until Colby can defeat cither More fun I-PLAV events: Bowdoin or Bates in one male and one female sport. Field Hockey got the There will be a hellacious mountain bike race this Sunday at 11:00 A.M. for all those feeling bold and bulky enough. women off the hook, he needs a male sport to win or this Sunday night from 10- Also, captains meetings on Sunday for ultimate frisbeo at 1:00, 12 on WMHB 90.5 FM he will be in the raw, again. women's box lacrosse at 1:15, ana .men's box lacrosse at 1:30. , photo by Chris P reston Meetings are in tlie Field House. Dare to be the best, Sign up a team. Athletes Of The Week Sports Shorts Karen Maryann Rich Boomer Hutchinson Cook homore Maryann Junior Karen Boomer did Sop Junior Rich Cook was the not let the pouring rain, high Hutchinson won the "B" runner-up in the 1988 Maine winds or sloppy wet condi- singles championship at Collegiate Cross Country tions deter her from running Bates College this last Championship, run over the with some Colby course on Saturday, her best meet of the year in weekend October 22nd. Saturday's Women's State amazing play. An underdog The seventh place finisher in Cross Country Champion- in this tournament, this meet a year ago, Rich ship. The Colby Junior ran Maryann moved into the moved up the second place spot round of play by running 26:29, an seven seconds off University second improvement of 70 seconds of Maine's front runner Tina against the eavy favorite over his previously best time on Meserve. To date, no one in of the tournament, two- the Colby course. Maine had run within forty time defending state "B" According to Coach Jim les champion, Rezi Wescott, "Cook is a physically seconds of Tina so Karen's sing strong runner whose positive second place effort was even Joseph of Bates. Maryann approach to competition was more impressive because she played the best tennis of not disuaded by Saturday's came so close to her. Karen her Colby career to win cold and rainy weather. He has match in three shown steady improvement began her attack right from that throughout the season, making ly easy sets, 6-2-, Freshman Colin MacArthur (in white) hopes he and the starting line and was one amazing the State Meet results no 6-2-. Then in the surprise to those who train his teamates can make good on Coach Serdjenian ' of a group of four runners at 3-6-, s ' after with him." promise. the half mile mark. By the finals, she came back first set 6-0 to Cook will lead the Colby mile and a half mark Karen losing the harriers into the New England photo by Amy Clowes and Tina had made their defeat a very tough and (Divison I, II, III) by Lawrence Rocca move on a steep hill and aggressive opponent in the championships this weekend at gained a 15-20 yard lead on next two sets, 7-5, 6-1. Franklin Park, in Boston. MEN'S SOCGER the rest of the pack. That was On top of overcoming the never regained. Team mate odds against heir winning, The male White Mule booters have made a strong comeback to Jill Vollweiler was the only Maryann utilized many of bring their record to 5-7. At one point, the Mules were 1-5 and runner that was able to the specifics that she coach Mark Serdjenian's prediction of a .500 record looked bleak maintain the distance with learned three weeks ago at best. the two front runners. Karen from visiting sports However, the team rattled off three wins in a row, 5-2 over Boomer ran an aggressive psychologist Alan Goldberg Maine Maritime, 2-1 over Connecticut College, and 5-0 over the and gutsy race and never let to overcome her tendency to University of New England, before falling to Bowdoin 4-0 last up from start to finish. defeat herself when she is Saturday on a sloppy Loebs field. They will need to. have won at Congratulations to Karen behind. All this put UMO yesterday (supposed to be a home game but bad field Boomer. together made this conditions forced the game site to be changed) and at home this weekend's victories especially sweet. Saturday against Bates for Serdjenian's goal to be realized. photo by Kim King FIELD HOCKEY

Coach Deb Pluck's team has continued to churn out victories at a dizzying pace. Their record now stands at 7-2 and are currently riding the crest of a 4 game winning streak. Having beaten Gordon and Simmons 3-0,. Framingham State 1-0, and Bowdoin 2-0 last Tuesday, the only thing that has slowed them down recently was a rain out at New England college. The team seems destined for an ECAC playoff berth. Their last regular season game is this Saturday at Nichols(makes a lot of sense to play away on paren ts weekend, huh).

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The White Mules are now 1-4 after dropping a close contest at Wesleyan 30-28 and being routed by Williams last Saturday on the Seaverns swamp by Williams 21-0. About the only bright spots of late for the Mules have been juniors flanker Joe Vecchi Senior quarterback Chip Kispert (10) spa rked the Mules in , and tail back Brian Cooley Vecchi to date has caught 3 a losing effo rt versus Wesleyan, but was ineffectve in the touchdown passes and returned one kick for a touchdown. More monsoon last Staurday. &„ Robyn Glaser impressive, he is 3rd in NESCAC with 20 catches and leads all pho to NESCAC receivers with a whopping 23.1 yards per catch. Cooley was al l but f orgotten a t the beginning of this season, but has proved his worth by carrying for 264 yards and 1 touchdown in 4 games. He is the 10th leading rusher in NESCAC and is averaging 5 yards a carry. Besides the losses, Colby has been plague d by injur ies: sophomore offensive tackle Kevin; Whalen is out with a dislocated knee cap,junior linebacker Jon Gale is questionable with a hurt shoulder, and junior quarterback Chris White has been hampered the last two weeks by a jammed knee. He is probable for Saturday's noon home game versus Bates, but i f f or any reason he cannot play, Coach Tom Austin has decided to once again put sophomore Chris Lahcy in before senior Chip Kispert. Fans may recall that Kispert relieved Lahey, who had started in place of the injured White, in the Wesleyan game and rallied the team from a 21.-0 deficit only to lose 30-28. Kispert came in for White last Saturday> but was able to pass well in the extremely wet conditions. This Saturday versus Bates at noon will be the 91st meeting Junior Fla nker (2) Joe Vecchi in a familiar pos e: between the teams and is the opening match of the annual CBB ¦ About to b reak away from a defender. football championship. photo by Robyn Glaser Women's Soccer: Alive And Kicking by Brian Murphy nitely exceeded our preseason expectations because of the "Gooooooooaaallll!!" While young players on the team. that was the ear piercing call by With only a few seniors on the Argentine broadcaster Jose" team, the younger players had Raoul Ramirez in the last World to come through and they did." Cup in Mexico City, the same Leading the charge of the sound has been ..heard repeat- "diaper brigade" has been edly at Loebs Field, home of the sophomore striker Charlotte 7-5 Colby Women's Soccer Reece. An everpresent scoring team. Although a recent frus- threat, Reece is the one the Lady trating loss at the hands of Sa- Mules look to in crunch time lem State has nullified the Lady when a scoring header, banana Mules' chances for a post-sea- kick, or bicycle kick is needed. son E.C.A.C. bid, coach Dave Goal keepers freshwoman LaLiberty's charges have just Meredith Johnson and her part- this past week received their ner sophomore Leigh Jerner first votes ever for a New Eng- havebeen giving opponents fits land ranking. all year. Freshwoman The disappointment in failing midfielder Margaret Igoe has to make the playoffs is clearly also merited praise for her evident in the words of the strong contribution to the suc- players, yet as graduating sen- cess of the team. ior co-captain Jean Moriarty Not to be forgotten, however, Sophomore Kris ten Fryling (in white) has helped pointed out, "The potential for is the "old guard" of the team. fuel the women' s soccer youth drive this team in the future is amaz- Seniors Moriarty, Ingrid Ka- photo by George Hallenbeck ing. The women s soccer pro- saks, and co-captain Babara gram promises to be a growing Swartz, along with juniors Sue mainontheLady Mules' sched- team to get back to the intenT and successful one in the next "Leave it to" Beavers and Sonja Mules to such exciting wins as sity and skill level we had ear- four years." Wiberg have provided inspira- their heart stopping 1-0 victory ule for 1988, today, Thursday , at UMO, and their final home lier in the season" for the two The reason for such optimism tion and solid leadership for over Bates a team Colby had remaining games. All fans about the future of Colby the younger players through- not defeated since 1983. The game Saturday at 1:30 versus Plymouth State(#2 innationlast should come down to Loebs women' s soccer stems from the out the year. The leaderhip graduating seniors will leave Field Saturday and find out vast pool of young talent that and solid play from these up- some large cleats to fill on next year). While their hopes for postseason play have been why Colby Women's Soccer is has taken charge this past year. perclasswomen has proved year's squad- Alive and Kicking! - Moriarty revealed, "We defi- vital in spurring on the Lady Only two games re- dashed, Igoe is looking for the Cook Leading The Charge Of The Mule Harriers by Dave Weissman try Meet held this year at Colby. beaten Bates the previous week- sible factor for the team's lower led the Mules squad by placing As expected,defendingchanv end en route to a second place than expected finish. second overall, finishing only While mostof the campus was pion St. Josephs successfully finish in theNESC AC Champi- Following Colby was Bow- behind St. Joseph star Scott sleeping off typical Saturday defended their title,outdistanc- onships. "We didn't run as doin, the , Roberts. Roberts, three times a morning hangovers last week- ing second place Bates by 14 strongly as a team as we did in USM, and Maine Maritime state of Maine high school cross- end, the men's cross-country points. Thehighly toutedColby the NESCAC's...and Bates put Academy. country champion, two times a team braved the elements, squad, which took second in in a strong effort" explained Without a doubt, the winner of the state meet while along with sixother teams from this race a year ago, finished Coach Jim Wescott, who cited biggest surprise of the day was at St. Joe's, winner of the pres- across the state, to compete in third. The finish was somewhat the illness of a key runner, jun- the spectacular performanceby tigious Cod Fish Bowl Race the State of Maine Cross-Coun- disappointing, as they had ior Trey Amundsen, as a pos- Colby junior Rich Cook. Cook Lady Netsters Dominate other TJ" player, Maryann petition, Colby had outdis- Keeping The Pace Colby's Women's Tennis Hutchinson, wona tremendous tanced each team to win the Team won the State tennis match over the two-time de- championship. Sunday was to was junior Karin Kilmer 17th, championships last weekendat fending "B" singles champion decide who would claim the pespite pouring rain,, high freshman Polly Sheridan 24th, Bates College. Going into the to move into the finals. The individual titles. winds, and miserable condi- and Colleen Halleck 25th. tournament, Colby was the delight of the day for the Mlules Sunday was no less spectacu- tions, the Colby lady harriers Sophomore Clover Burns, fin- favored team, but some early came when the "C" Singles lar. The "A" division cham- finished fourth in the team ished 31st and sophomore unexpected lossesleft theMules competitors arrived back from pion winner was McCrudden, standings at the MAIAW State Leslie Eydenberg as 34th. tied with Bates and Bowdoin their play at Bowdoin to dis- who defeated last year's cham- meet held at the Gorham The Colby women will have earlySaturdayandtheoutcome cover that teammates Grace pion, 7-5, 6-3. "B" division County Club. U. of S. Maine next weekend of f to prepare for tenuous. Liang and Laura Thornton had winner was Hutchinson who and U. of Maine Orono tied for the ECAC Championship on Starting the first day's play, defeated all their opponents to had to fight back from losing top honors with58 points.Bates November 5th and New Eng- "A" singles player and top- advance to meet each other in her first set 6-0 to win the next was third with 67,Colby fourth land Division Ill's on Novem- seeded Margaret McCrudden the finals. two sets, 7-5, 6-1. "C" division with 71, Bowdoin fifth with 81 ber 12th. With Clover Burns struggled through her first two The icing on the cake came winner was Liang over team- and Unity College sixth with fighting the onset of the flu and rounds to advance to the finals. on Saturday when all three mate Thornton, 6-2, 6-2. In 189. freshwoman Kim Kennedy Twisty Gogolaklostin the "AA Colby doubles teamsadvanced doubles action, the only team Karen Boomer finished 1st back from a strained back singles, 7-6, 7-6, as did Heidi into the finals, "A" team: Hn tch- to pull through with a victory for Colby and 2nd overall in muscle, the Colby Lady Mules Greehman in the "B" singles, inson & Gogolak; "B" team: was the "B" team of McCrud- her best effort of the year. Jill will be planning to have the 3-6, 7-5, 0-6. Although this Thornton & McCrudden; "C" den and Thornton. The final Vollweiler was Colby's J2 most impressive team efforts questioned Colby's chances to team: Kristen Hock and Liang. totals wereColby-15, Bowdoin- runner and 3rd individual during these last two champi- move into first place, Colby's By the end of Saturday's com- 8, Bates-7,UMO-0. runner. Rpunding out the field onships. Best of luck.