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The Grizzly, February 19, 1991

Krishni Patrick Ursinus College

Judd Woytek Ursinus College

Bob Gonnella Ursinus College

Gina Solensky Ursinus College

Erika Compton Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Patrick, Krishni; Woytek, Judd; Gonnella, Bob; Solensky, Gina; Compton, Erika; Sylvester, Ellen; Messina, Mary Frances; Major, Chris; Johnson, Terri; Moir, Dennis; Trentacosti, Marjorie; Gelston, Trey; Barnes, Lisa Tremper; Becker, Matt; Strawbridge, Jennifer; Jacobson, Sara; Rubin, Harley David; Schafer, Neil; Ugoretz, Tonya; Richter, Richard P.; Bradley, Kenn; Koser, Todd; Coats, Reed; Mulholland, Joe; and Hallinger, Mark, "The Grizzly, February 19, 1991" (1991). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 271. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/271

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This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/271 lle9 Serving the Ursinus Tfieo Grizzly community since 1978 Publishing the trust, from good motives and for justifiable ends Volume 22 Number 15 -Alexander Hamilton Februa~ 19, 1991

being shown in Wismer 103 until Wismer next semester when the new room will be used. All organizations are Renovations encouraged to follow the progress of the renovations on the BY A. JUDD WOYfEK auditorium. Any further questions Spons Editor about the renovations may be directed to the Student Activities Yes, believe it or not! The Office in Wismer. renovations of Wismer Auditorium have begun and are moving along as a very fast pace. If you haven't been down there in a while, you Movies Moved will certainly be surprised the next time you venture into the lower BY BOB GONNELLA level of Wismer Campus Center. Of The Grizzly The work began about two Because of renovations during the weeks ago with all the seats being spring semester campus movies are no torn up injust three days. Workers longer being shown in Wismer proceeded to tear up the rug and auditorium. Now we must view our the stage floor within the next few films in Wismer 103. Though it may be a nuisance for students we must days. Lights were hanging from a remember that it is done in the face of bare ceiling and the entire surface restructuring Wismer auditorium. of the auditorium was bare Ed Fitzgerald, Campus Activity concrete. This past Friday, the Board movie chairperson, downplays work began on setting up the The concrete for the new Door foundation will be poured next Monday. the inconvenience stressing students wooden structures to pour the should "be patknt and come out and concrete for the new shape of the may take place. The middle level sections of the room except for Zack's and the wall will be support the movies because they're room. will remain uncarpeted and will be when campus wide events such as knocked out and windows put in just as good as any other semester. According to Fred Klee, used as a dance floor and as a AIRBAND are held. The stage to invite Zack's patrons to come Presently the movies are being shown Director of Maintenance, work on stage sight for acts for Reflections. will have a removable railing that over into the new room. Another on a 48 inch television which in Ed's opinion is actually better because it the auditorium is proceeding as There will be an intricate lighting will be taken down for largely late breaking development is that system installed over this section attended events such as can be moved closer to the viewing planned and the expected the video-cassette projection audience. of the room to aid in the AIRBAND. completion date is May 1, 1991'. system has been approved for For now Fitzgerald reminds students, The room will be converted into a production of these events. The The left hand side of the showing movies, eliminating the "When the renovations are done we'll "Multi-Purpose Room" with many current stage will be raised about auditorium will be built up to have burden and expense of reel-to-reel be back to the student center as different levels in which activities two feet and will act like the other room for overflow tables from movies. Movies are temporarily usual." Clark Wins NEH Grant -- Travels to China

From. Col/ege Communications Endowment for the Humanities will pay for his travel to the His NEH grant will help support with the sons of land owners - the Hugh R. Clark, an associate (NEH), which will support his UNESCO International a sabbatical leave next year during traditional elite. professor of history at Ursinus continuing research on 13th Symposium on the Maritime Silk which he will explore the social "Fujian in the ll-and 1200s College, recently learned that he is century Fujian Province, China. Route in Quanzhou, China, this ramiflcations of the Fujian produced more graduates of the the winner of two grants. The first The second, from the Committee month. commercial revolution. Specifically, civil service exam than any other is a 1991-92 college teacher's for Scholarly Communication for Clark will be presenting a paper Clark plans to research the origins, province," Clark noted. Civil fellowship from the National the People's Republic of China, at that conference entitled 'The composition and survival strategies servants in China at that time had Politics of Trade and the of elite members of 11th through the highest social status, he Establishment of the Quanzhou 13th century society in southern explained, because "Confucius Trade Superintendency." The Fujian, which is located on the defmed one of the functions of an conference will begin Feb. 14 and Southeast coast of China. During educated person as working in end Feb. 20. that era, a commercial revolution, public affairs, providing civil This will be Clark's second trip fed by the shipping trade, service. In our country the term to China in two years. In 1989 he transformed the economy of 'scholar-bureaucrat' is an was in Fujian from January to Fujian, allowing some members of oxymoron, but not in China." April collecting the extensive the lower classes to attain wealth Clark, who holds a BA. in genealogical materials with which and increase their social standing, political science and an MA. and he will be working in the coming Clark believes. Ph.D. in Chinese History from the year. Clark already has a In order to test his hypothesis, University of Pennsylvania, speaks manuscript, Community, Trade and Clark will be comparing the and reads Chinese and writes Networks in Southern Fujian from genealogies of the local elite proliflcally in his field of expertise. the 3rd to the 13th Century, due to families of the Song dynasty, which In the last year he has also written be published by the Cambridge he gathered in Fujian, with lists of a book chapter, "Settlement, Trade University Press in June 1991. The those who passed the extremely and Economy in Fu-chien to the genealogical work he plans to do is difficult civil service exams of the 13th Century" for Fu-chien in the a continuation of the research time. this will allow him to know 17th and 18th Centuries, a book behind that book. He expects a for certain whether some members recently released by EJ. Brill second book to be the result. of a basically peasant society publishers of The Netherlands; and "I'm honored to have received became socially elite through "Bridles, Halters, and Hybrids: A this grant," said Clark, who is the success in commerce. Those who first Ursinus faculty member to passed into the ranks of the elite Case Study in Tang Frontier receive a college teaching by this route, Clark believes, were Policy," an article published in the Dr. Clark, Auodate Professor or History and winner or 8 NEH grant. fellowship from the NEH. able to compete on an equal basis biennial T'ang Studies last spring. Page 1 The Grizzly Classifieds February 19, 1991 Self defense is becoming a (l necesity in our society for anyone fo.S.G.A. Minutes wanting to live their lives unSINUS ~anuary 30, 1991 comfortable and free of fear. Just a few, simple self defense COLLEGE BY GINA SOLENSKY movements, when practiced @ U.S. GA. Secretary reguarly, can dramtically increase the chances of escaping an attack 0 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;; - ... _-...... situation. As a service to the COMMI1TEE REPORTS: Specials for the Week: -The Campus Life Committee met and discussed community, the school of Oom the parking issue. It was decided that students with Yung Doe (which means: strong r7;{fCft5 rIVe unpaid tickets per year will be asked to remove mind, strong body and a way to Mon.,Feb. 18--Cherry Pie------rJTaC€ ~eir cars from campus. The committee also challenge yourself) will be offering Ala Mode------$l.OO approved all pledging proposals. demonstrations and free self -The Academic Council armounced that Dean defense classes at their location in Tues.,Feb.19--Italian Hoagie----$2.00 !Lucas is still interested in meeting with students to Collegeville. These classes will start Saturday, February 16th at ~et their opinions on the Academic Honesty Policy. Wed., Feb.20--Steak Sandwich w/free lit any student is interested, please see Christine 2:00 and go for four consecutive French Fries------$1.80 Maguire or Dennis Cunningham. Saturdays. Participants will learn -The Student Activities Committee wants tc techniques for defending themselves against grab and punch Thurs.,Feb.21-Cheeseburger w/free change its structure by having students from variou:; Reg. Soda------$1.50 organizations represent the committee with Dealt attacks. For more information call Kane and Marc Applebaum as advisors. As of now, (215) 489-9730. This class is open the committee's funds are low. The organizations to both men and women. Fri., Feb.22--Tuna Sandwich-----$1.50 twho have borrowed money from the committee am SPRING BREAK Cancun or ~ Free Popcorn Today! '~ncouraged to make regular payments on their Bahamas from $299.00! Includes loans. (By the way, the Student Activities Fee is round-trip air, 7 nights hotel, increasing $10 as of next school year.) wise, beach parties, free lunch February Breakfast Special 8 :00 AM - 11: 00 AMV and more! Organize a small group­ Free Donut W/Purchase of a Cup of Coffee! Class Updates: earn freee trip plus cash. 1-800- -The senior class party is scheduled for Saturday March 16, at the Elks Club. ;EA':'"'::. ______@l ______tr.::\ -The junior class party is selling EXAM-AID~ , Letters were mailed out to parents. The price 0; I Student Services Lens1ab, P.O. Box 22-2596, Ho11yvood, P10rida 33022-' each EXAM-AID is $16.95. -The sophomore class is also thinking about I having a C.D. and Tape sale this spring. I HEW BUSINESS: I -Wismer Renovation is fmally underway! As of Wed., Jan. 30, workers began removing the seatS I from the auditorium. I -The U.S.GA. is in the process of forming ;1 Health Center Committee. The goals of this IlJ' ••~ committee are to increase the hours of health I ~--~~~~~~------~~~~~~~~~ center to 24 hours, increase the hours that a doctor is available to the students, attempt to have Save up to 50% or more on your gynecological service available on campus, anci attempt to have weekend coverage for students. -Many students are complaining about the stone, Lens walkway from Reimert parking lot to Helfferich. Not only is the walkway The exact SalJle lellses )'our (/octor or{/ered at ll'/Jo/esa/e jJrices. uncomfortable to walk on, but also it is unsafe during the winter. The U.S.GA. is going to have Our low prices lets you SAVE UP TO 50~ OR MORE! the Building and Grounds Committee look into this Len s e s a s low a s $ 1 4 per p air . . . no c 1 u b s t 0 j 0 i n YES ••• we can and a request will be made to have the walkway ••• n 0 has s 1 e s • • . no g i mm i c k s. M 0 s t 1 ~ n s e s s hip p e d save you up to paved this spring. toy 0 u wit h i n 2 4 h 0 u r s v i a Fed era 1 Ex pre s s & a 11 50% and more on Elections for U.S.GA. Executive officers and are 1 OO~ GUARANTEED! S imp 1 yea 11 in you r Doc tor's all name brands ~lass officers are scheduled for the first week back n a mea n d ph 0 n e n u m b e r ( 0 r add res s) u sin g 0 u r t 0 11 .. .including new after spring break for anyone interested in running. f r e e n u m b e r below. ( 2 4 h 0 u r s - 7 day s) 0 u r 0 p tic ian "disposables" . 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'To audiocassettes,and all materials Juan Espadas, Professor of speak the language was a political needed for a beginner to learn Romance Languages, this course is statement," stated Toni. In school, Catalan. offered to second semester in the newspapers, and on the Toni says the hardest part about freshmen, sophomores, and television, everything was in teaching the course is planning the juniors, and they receive three Spanish. lesson. "I'd love to teach for 30 semester hours as credit. After the death of Franco, the people, but I'm not a teacher, and This semester Toni Castells-i­ democracy was restored in 1978, I have my classes. On the fIrst day Talens, a senior Communications Catalan became the official I was like 'Okay, I'm going to major and native of Catalonia, a language once again. Now Catalan teach it tonight!' But then I small country under the rule of is in newspapers, on television, and thought, How do you teach a Spain is teaching Catalan to three on the radio; Spanish is not language from scratch?" In order students under the College spoken. The schools are now to prepare a lesson, Toni uses the Scholars Program. taught in Catalan, including book he obtained for teachers and Catalonia is about the size of colleges and universities. combines it with video, audio, and Maryland, with about six million "One thing I am proud of is that his own personal experiences. "It citizens. Catalan is the language I am working for the Catalan makes me feel good because it's government, an autonomous spoken and is a Romance like working for my government Photo by Kristin Schwartz language, similar to Spanish, government," said Toni. The when the language was forbidden French, and Italian. Catalan government works to for so many years." Foreign Language Assistants, Antoni Castells-i-Talens, When the students expressed an make the language normal again. Catalan is only one of the interest in learning Catalan Toni For many years, it was so political alternative languages that have Amparo Espadas, Chika Yamauchi, and Gabi Scheel replied, "Yeah, sure, I'll teach you and persecuted. been offered through this program. Catalan." The three students Toni Last semester Toni wrote to his In the past Italian has been a teaches receive course credit while government and requested popular choice. Students interested Toni gets paid to teach. teaching materials. However, he in the College Scholars Program Book Fair Comes to Ursinus Toni is especially proud to be got no reply. When he went home may contact Dr. Espadas for more teaching Catalan because, when he for Christmas he went to the information. BY ELLEN SYLVESTER rather than having it developed. Special to the Grizzly Book Fair was started by two recent college graduates, Craig The Global Perspective On Monday, February 25 and McLain and Ian Hodges from Tuesday, February 26 the founders Eastern College. The business was World parties refusal to lay down its arms. of a small business called Book founded with the philosophy that Eleven months after Latvia Fair will be selling their books in students should read books in declared independance, the War in the Gulf Wismer Lobby B. Book Fair offers areas outside their major and that Latvian citizens voted Last week 6,000 Arab workers a wide variety of books in different books should be discussed along oVl';rwel~ingly to demand were issued entrance pernUts so subject areas (i.e. literature, with current issues. Therefore, independar_ce from the Soviet they could leave the occupies poetry, science, environment) at USEAC and BOuk Fair are Union. The vote was 90.5 percent territories. This is the first reduced prices. All paperbacks are planning a campu!: discussion on in favor. softening of the blanket curfew marked down 20% from their the subject of the war in the imposed on Palistinians since the bookstore price and hardcovers are Middle East. The discussion is Last weekend, South African National beginning of the gulf war. 30% from their bookstore price. planned for Tuesday, February 26 Last Tuesday a federal appeals Police arrested around 11,000 Book Fair has a policy of at 7 pm. The group hopes to form people in a weekend sweep for court overturned the 45-year Sec. of Defence Richard Cheney negotiating prices so that students a panel of students and professors crimes ranging from murder to prison sentance of Jim Bakker and General Colin Powell who ate low on funds can still buy from various fields (i.e. Biology, cattle theft. stating that the trial judge completed their to the Middle books at prices suitable to their English, Psychology, Politics) and displayed a personal religous bias East last week. They were sent by budgets. The book sale is from various backgrounds to The trial of Winnie Mandela was against the PTL founder. The trial President George Bush to acess sponsored by USEAC who will discuss ~l!e war from different delayed last week in South Africa judge called TV evagelists "money­ when the ground war should begin. receive 20% of all profits made perspectives. The discussion will be because one of the key witnesses grubing preachers." Bakker is to Upon returning the meet with the from the sale. The funds USEAC open to the whole campus and the for the prosecution had been be resent anced by another judge. president and advised him to give receives will be donated to a local exact location and list of panel abducted. Mrs. Manc~la plead 3-4 more weeks for specialized environmental group who is trying members will be adver~ised around not guilty to the charge that she A pill form of the Typhoid vaccine tank units to prepare for the to return old farm land to the wild caJr.PU$ Ihroughout thi .. week. is now available to replace the was responsible for the kidnapping ground assult. painful injection. of four young men, one of which was found dead. Iraq has ordered that all males 17 In Philadelphia, five deaths of years of age are to sign up for duty Editor's Wanted children since Feb. 7th have been The Kremlin announced that the in the Army. attributed to a deadly outbreak of Warsaw Pact's military structure will disolve. The Soviet Union the Measles. None of the five The u.s. bombed an Iraqi Editor applications are If you have any plans to change its relations to children were immunized because "shelter" claiming it was used as a now being accepted for questions, contact Jon bilateral ties with the five other they belonged to a fundamentalist part of the command and control members of the alliance. The Ruby, The Lantern, Volkmer regarding ~ religious group who opposes system of Saddam Hussein's Army. and The Grizzly. Please Lantern, Jane immunizations and medical care. Over 400 Iraqi citizens were killed. Peru is taking emergency steps to submit your applications Agnostinelli regarding deal with a Cholera epidemic that Valentines day marked the first The UN. Security Council began for consideration to The Grizzly, or Cindy K. has claimed the lives of over 70 time that gay and lesbian couples holding a closed door debate on people since January. Debbie Malone, Myrin Harris regarding ~ could legaly declare themselves as the conduct of Persian Gulf War. partners. Under a new law, Library. You may leave Ruby. For the first time since the Proposition K, adopted by San Iraq offered to withdraw from your application, with Applications stating Francisco voters, same sex and beginning of the 13 month civil Kuwait but only under 16 her name on it, at the your background and non-traditional couples are war in Liberia, the leaders of the conditions which included allies qualifications should be permitted to formalize their three warring factions have met to Circulation Desk on the payments to Iraq for war damages relationships but without any legal discuss an end to the war. Talks main floor. submitted by Wednesday, and Isreali withdrawal from the benfits of marrage. are stalled over one of the warring March 13, a,t 12:OQ nf)On. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O~~l~~'~~~~~.~~~.~ . ~.~.~__ ~~.~. _~._~.~.;: ~~~; ______• ..;.. ...\ ,.1.<'. ~\_ ...\ }. •. ~... _" ...~ ...... o :- .... -... .. t The Grlzzly~ Page 4 Features February 19, 1991' Italian Market: This Week In UC History... Drinking BY TERRI JOHNSON bars that served food and sodal, A Way of Life Of The Grizzly reading rooms, music rooms, and BY DENNIS MOIR way of life here." game rooms. Kiszonas felt thil At the Italian Market in South Things have changed slightly and Sex The Ursinus campus was room should be available to buzzing with new ideas for students all day and night. Philadelphia, thIngs are done a since the Italian's arrival in South (CPS)- More than a third of the renovating the i)asement of Bob Davis stated that "a student little bit differently than what you Philadelphia. Although it is the students surveyed at eight Virginia Bomberger Hall mto a student union is one of the most sorely see at the neighborhood 7-11 or Italian Market, it now sports an colleges say alcohol was linked to union during this week in 1952. At needed factors here at Ursinua. Wawa. No competitive pricing international and interracial blend. a sexual experience they later that time there was no place at The organization of such a union here, just six blocks of merchants Vietnamese and Chinese stores regretted, the University of Ursinus for the students to would go a long way towards who share a common pride in occupy parts of the market, while Virginia's substance abuse institute congregate in a social atmosphere, enticing more students to stay here supporting the local community. many blacks work and own some has found. or any place where the students on week-ends." Davis also statea The Italian market stretches of the stores. Perhaps the two "We found a direct relationship could entertain their parents and that these facilities should include down 9th Street at Passayunk most popular establishments on between unsafe sex and how much other guests. Many students gave places for meetings of Avenue down towards Washington the street are not even produce alcohol you drink," said Dr. their opinion of what this room organizations, room for games like Street. It is composed of many stands. Pat's King of Steaks and Randolph Canterbury. should be like in the 1952 issue of darts and ping pong, and a place different outdoor stores that sell a Geno's Steaks are a Philadelphia The university conducted the the grizzly. for dancing on weekends. wide variety of products. The original. To taste a cheese steak survey at eight of the 14 state­ Charles Pritchard felt that the Thisneed for a place to gather market has been a staple in from here is an experience unique supported four-year institutions room should be furnished like a to socialize, get something to eat, Philadelphia since the late 1800's to anything else ever consumed. last spring, but would not disclose lounge with chairs, couches, tables, or have meetings was an important when immigrants from Italy settled Lou, who works at Pat's, claims the campuses' names. and lamps. Pritchard also felt that issue in 1952. Although some of in this part of the city. that "we use a special brend that Of the 3,751 students who having an information bureau this problem is alleviated today by For the immigrants, the outdoor gives a Pat's steak a taste which responded, 38 percent said they would be helpful so that guests the fact that residence halls are market was nothing more than a cannot be equalled," had had at least one sexual could fmd students more easily. open to everyone, Ursinus still means of survival. Today, the These two shops are bitter encounter that was linked to Dick Kiszonas felt that "the idea lacks a centralized place for Italian Market is a symbol. In this rivals, as Pat's claims to be the drinking. of a student union is a fme one; students to gather. fast' paced world of drive through "originator of the steak sandwich," That same percentage said there certainly is a pressing need service and canned vegetables, it is and Geno's claims to be the "the drinking led them not to use for a decent place where students refreshing to 'be able to fmd a pride of South Philly." Although condoms or other means of can entert.ain their guests." place where the food is fresh and fierce competitors, both shops are protection. According to Kiszonas this room the service is friendly. deeply rooted in the community. "Because of the higher should also contain refreshment The stores are still a family All one has to do is look at the likelihood of engaging in sexual operation, with some owned by the park across the park across to activity without safe-sex practices grandson or daughter of the street from the two shops' signs. under the influence of alcohol, SGT. GRIZZ­ founder. Tony Falzone works at It turns out that both stores are students are at a greater risk of Giordano's Comer store, a market contributors to maintenance of the sexually transmitted diseases," which has existed for many local park and ball field. Canterbury said. THE BEAR FACTS generations. "Most of the people With its rich cultural history, Other recent studies also February 10,1991 at 2:00 AM.,it is reported to Security that a door who shop here are from the area. the Italian Market has changed suggested students aren't taking as to a room in Reimelt was forCIbly opened and CD discs were stolen They walk here and do their somewhat over the years, but one many precautions as they should from this location. The investigation continues.. .It is believed the shopping in the meat . market thing remains the same. The be. Incident is Pledge Related. across the street, come here for Italian Market is not just a place A June study of Canadian February 10,1991 at 2:19 AM.,Security is advised that Fraternity fruits and vegetables, then go to buy food, it is a cultural collegians found that of those who Pledges threw "Corn Flakes" on the floors and showers at BWC. somewhere for other items. It's a experience. described themselves as sexually February 10,1991 at 3:45 AM.,A window at the DLH was broken active, only 25 percent of the men when a member of a Fraternity threw a Paddle breaking a window at Unchangeable South Street and 16 percent of the women said this location. The fraternity Brothers will be paying for the cost to they "always" used condoms, while replace the window. BY MARJORIE TRENTACOSTI Today, places like Pizzaria Uno, 24 percent of the men and 30 February 10,1991 at 1:15 P.M.,It is reported to Security that unknown of The Grizzly Fridays, The Gap and Fritz's percent of the women said they person(s) attempted to break into a suite in Reimert by forcing a Shops like Zipper Head, Crass Gourmet Foods fill in the places never did. window open breaking both locks. Because there was a book shelf in Brothers, and Urban Gorilla do that have not made it on South The Virginia survey showed front of the window, the person(s) were not able to gain access. not exist in areas other than Street. The Yuppies are the ones alcohol to be the drug of choice February 13,1991 at 1:30 P.M.,An RA from one of the houses on Philadelphia's South Street. venturing inside and opening up among the college-age population, Main Street reported the theft of an American Flag that was being Where else can someone get a their wallets. with 77 percent indicating they had displayed on the front porch. The flag was taken sometime on the 9th tattoo' from Vinny's Tattoo Parlor The long-time places along with had a drink within the previous 30 of February 1991 between the hours of 12:00 AM. and 6:00 AM. and walk two shops down and the new successful places that have days. February 14,1991 at 1:30 P.M.,A Subcontractor working at the Life enjoy a fresh cup of Cappucino made it on South Street did so The sAme percentage applied Science Building reported to Security that at 8:00 AM. this date, he topped with just a sprinkle of because of one similar quality. whether the students were over or found that tools were taken from this location. The investigation cinnamon? They all have a specific angle, under the legal drinking age of 21. continues .... Look out Philadelphia, because target, or specialty. Eighty-one percent said they'd February 14,1991 at 4:30 P.M.,Students from a suite reported to something is happening to this Copa Banana's is a Mexican been drunk at least once. Security that unknown person(s) entered into their suite taking the once bicentennial wonderland. cantina that specializes in About 41 percent said they headset of their cordless phone leaving the holder and damaging the Can I still get my tie-dyed bikini Margaritas sold by the pitcher. regularly consumed alcohol, and 38 phone cords. from Skins and a yard of gold Maco's is a casual tavern "strictly percent said they had drunk REMEMBER TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT lame from B. Wilk Fabrics? for retired surfers only" with its heavily - more than five drinks at ALL TIMES!!!THEY HAVE BEEN INSTALLED FOR YOUR Places like these still exist and nostalgic tables that are made one sitting - in the two weeks PROTECTlON... YOU MUST LEARN TO USE THEM!! probably always will. However, from actual retired surfboards. before the survey was taken. February 15,1991 at 1:25 AM.,While Security was doing a patrol in look out because the Yuppies are Horse and carriage rides are $15 While only 4 percent of students BPS, the Officer heard a male voice coming from a ladies bathroom. moving in. with a complimentary rose for the surveyed felt that frequent The Officer found that a female student and a registered guest were in will Some things on South Street lady. Every place has its specialty, drunkenness was appropriate the bathroom. never change. The best example and all contribute to the quaint, behavior, they felt that 28 percent UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE MALE VISITORS of this is the street crowd. They unique, extraordinary atmosphere of their peers would fmd nothing PERMITTED TO ENTER INTO ANY OF THE FEMALE are still rowdie, crude, rude, of South Street. South Street In wrong with being drunk. BATHROOM FACILmES AT THE QUAD. LOCKS HAVE BEEN unique, fun-to-watch, and never the 90's remains the same avenue The survey also found little use INSTALLED ON THE BATHROOM DOORS FOR YOUR the ·same. These are the people where one can listen to jazz, regae, of cocaine, LSD, or drugs such as PROTECTION. ANY STUDENT THAT UNLOCKS THE that wander from Front Street up classical, or heavy metal while ecstasy, methamphetamine or BATHROOMS AND ALLOWS HER MALE VISITOR TO ENTER, to Fifth and back down again. feasting on cheese steaks, tacos, heroin. Eleven percent had used IS IN VIOlATION OF THE RULES AND REGUlATIONS OF They rarely enter any shop, duch flambe, or cajun black fish. marijuana or hashish within the THE QUAD. THE MATTER WILL BE TURNED OVER TO THB restaurant, bar, or club. They'd month before the survey and 25 OFFICE OF RESIDENT LIFE FOR SfRICT DISCIPLINARY rather roam the boulevard. percent within the year. ACTION!!! February 19, 1991 Arts and Entertainment The Grizzly ,Page S

Death of a Salesperson Murder at Toranno's

BY CHRISTOPHER MAJOR murdering his grandmother. BY MARY FRANCES MESSINA evening you venture out to Interspersed throughout the dining Of the Grizzly Others are disturbingly shocking; Of The Grizzly Toranno'srestaurant because every tables are a few of the actors. This 'The Oxford Way of Death," night contains a little murder and fact makes it almost impossible to Suspense novelist Robert relates what happens when a stuffy Last Saturday night, I had the a little mystery. If you have already guess who the murderer is. Barnard offers his flfst collection college tries to hire a black woman worst dining experience of my life guessed that Toranno's is a Dinner For those of you who have of short stories in the twisted, to an all-white-male institution. 11t Toranno's Restaurant in South Mystery Theatre, then you will enough spunk to venture off witty, Death or A Salesperson "Blown-Up" is the deliciously Philadelphia. Just as I was about make a great participant in the campus, this is a terrific night out (and other untimely- exits). absurd tale of two abominably to eat a forkful of Caesar salad, play. As a diner, you are expected and a great place to make a good Half the fun of Robert overweight travellers (in a little Detective John Ward and Officer to help solve the murder mystery. impression on your sweetheart. Barnard's collection is the Fiat, no less), while the tragically O'Connor of the Philadelphia After you have been seated, Please keep in mind that you have decidedly English settings and bitter "Sisters" is vengeance Police Force came running into your waiter supplies everyone at to call for reservations. dialogue. as with all Brit, the personified. the restaurant to announce that your table with a rap sheet card. Happy Sleuthing! humor (or is it humour?) is dry, The best short in the collection there had been a bomb threat in Each diner chooses an alias and Toranno's Restaurant acerbic, and stuffy, but all the is 'The Woman In The Wardrobe." the building next door. If that reports any prior felonies. I was 901 S. 11th St. more fun. The enjoyable stories A man is desperately trying to weren't enough to make you want fortunate enough to sit next to Dr. Philadeplephia, P A are short, some only a scant few cope with the death of his wife, by to lose you dinner, a waitress came Sleaze, who was interested in a (215) 923-4440 pages (the bizarre "My Last a hit and run accident. He begins hurling out of the kitchen with a little more than oral hygiene. .Showtimes: Friday and Saturday Girlfriend" clocks in at only three­ to go through her closet, getting knife in her back a few seconds But don't let the corny names 8:00 pm and-a-half pages), and are sure to rid of memories, and fmds it full later. One might say I picked the chosen by your fellow diners fool delight those of us who have found of mysteriously full of lavish gowns wrong night to dine out. you. The person who is sitting next Sunday 3:00 pm Md 7:00 pm refuge in Myrin's holdings of and glamorous accessories, as if . However, it doesn't matter what to you might be the murderer. Punch magazine. she had led a separate life. He The stories are all centered on a begins his quest in search of common medium, death. Be it answers and eventually fmds the Screaming Trees actual, or simply the desire of a shocking reason behind her BY ALLADIN SANE character, a death occurs untimely death. both imaginative and fresh. Your Head Down", "Bed Of Of the Grizzly somewhere in all of the sixteen 'The Woman In The Wardrobe" Although these instrumentals are Roses", and "Alice SaId" capture Lanegan at his finest. 1ft'!- music is stories. Twisted, ironic deaths. opens the collection. It is a matter tighter and more pointed, I feel as though I must respond "Righteous" lets Eric go to the uncharacteristically pwC\se for a Some stories are grossly of will power to put down Death to Stephen Heacock's letter that Seattle grunge b'lnll G(,ne are the entertaining; "Little Terror" is the or A Salesperson beyond the moon and back on six strings. appeared in last week's Grizzly. I Pyrotechnic guitar is steadied by four chord \ 11 ': ning guitars, story of a seven year old 'Yho just startling beginning short. apologize for not using terms such may have gotten away with Tommy Taylor's drums and Kyle replaced !:'y ~: ' Z n accurate, as "heinous troll", but this Brock's bass lines. Johnson is also undistorted ~ !:!(; ~ , courtesy of column's intent is to be objective. blessed with a set of silky smooth Gary Lee Conner. The grunge What does Edie Brickell's vocal chords. Over simple, tamed factor is s'i:' lhere for grunge­ (alleged) looking like a "heinous guitars Johnson lays down precise metal purist, on the title track, lfntet1national troll" have anything to do with harmonic vocals on the tracks 'Time for Light", and "Ocean of how she sounds? Moving on... "Desert Rose", and "Nothing Can Confusion". Eric Johnson is a hot young Keep Me From You." For guitar Produced by Terry Date and Pt1ogt1am guitar slinger from Austin, Texas. aficionados who were put off by Chris Cornell (of Soundgarden), He's not Stevie Ray Vaughan Joe Satriani's vocals on his Flying Uncle Anesthesia opens with the (God rest his soul), but he's In A Blue Dream, don't fret. deep tortured voice of Lanegan on equally talented. Ah Via Musicom Johnson has the perfect voice to "Beyond This Horizon", along side 21 Speaker: Amitha Silva on "Sri spotlights Johnson's masterful complement his amazing guitar the relentless pounding of Mark Lankan guitar work as well as licks. Pickerel; Gary Lee and brother extraordinary vocals. Johnson's My hands down choice for best Van Conner keep the sound tightly 24 Cinema: Don Giovanni (Mozart) amazing blend of rock, rhythm & CD, best CD jacket, best CD title, wound on guitar and bass. From 27 Spanish Chat blues, and melodic fusion make Ah and best band name goes to the there the Trees give us the likely Via Musicom an auditory orgasm. Screaming Trees for their major alternative hit "Bed of Roses", 28 Indonesian Dinner The instrumental "Cliffs of dover" label debut, Uncle Anesthesia. followed by the jamming fusion of is already an atypical radio hit. After four released on sonic "Uncle Anesthesia". "Story Of Her Deft, light fmgering and crisp, assault label, SST, the Screaming Fate" is the utterly danceable clean fretwork makes the listener Trees have found their way out of (Modern English??) funky little glad the music isn't buried seattle (along with Soundgarden, number ending with the hilarious underneath vocals. Other Mudhoney, Alice In Chains, and backing hacking Lanegan. instrumentals that stand out are the late Mother Love Bone) and Now, the cover. Never mind I'm the bluesy, C & W workout arrived with a bang. The dreamy out of space, see it for yourself. "Steve's Boogie" and "'Trademark", vocals of Mark Lanegan are the PEACE. with it's simple, steady guitar with spark that sets the Trees apart flashes of fmgerboarding, proving from the company they keep. "Lay ***************************************************t * * ~ Weekend Events ~ TRAPPE * * BEER & SODA * Febru81Y 14-March 29 Gaston Lachaise: Sculpture and Drawing. Berman * :: Febru81Y l&-March 24 "Steel Magnolias", Walnut Street Theatre :: 489-2070 * Febru81Y 2O-April14 "Declownization", Wilma Theater. * :: Febru81Y 24 (3 pm) Musicians from Marlboro, Philadelphia Chamber Music Society * "YOUR FULL SERVICE BEVERAGE STORE" Febru81Y 2S (8 pm) Concerto Soloist Concert, Walnut St. Theater * * MON-WED 10-7 TRAPPE SHOPPING CENTER THURS 10-8 130 WEST MAIN STREET * * FR19-9 TRAPPE, PA 10426 SAT 9-8 ::**************************************************:: PROOF OF 1.0. MAY BE REQUIRED! Page 6 The Grizzly Arts and Entertainment February 19, 1991

Modern Shakespeare Wismer Cinema BY SARA JACOBSON pair run from the drug lord, the BY JENNIFER STRAWBRIDGE intimacy of the Arden Theatre Gertrude many lines. H. Michael Of the Grizzly federal witness relocation agenc.y, Arts and Entertainment Editor makes it virtually impossible to Walls's Polonivs would have stolen and the police (for blowing up the have your attention devoted to the show had not the other actors Everyone loves a good gas station). Taking a front row seat only anything except the actors on the been so good. Not only did Walls adventure flick and this weekend Die Hard IT is a special effects inches from the stage, I wondered how stage. portray with ou tstanding Wismer Parents lounge has two terrorism thriller. All John good a play production in this tiny The Arden Theatre company believability the cunning Polonivs, great ones. Bird on a Wire with MacLaine (Willis) wanted to do theater could possibly be. Hamlet put on a very balanced version of but his diversity as an actor was Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn and was pick his wife up at the airport began minutes later with a Hamlet. In balanced, I mean they revealed in his additional roles as Die Hard II with Bruce Willis before Christmas. Sounds simple prologue that has not existed in did not dwell strictly on the the Player King, the Gravedigger, never let the excitement die. Each enough, but not for John other stage or film productiOns tragic elements of the text, nor and Osric. movie is imaginative, action MacLaine. Last holiday season his and certainly not in Shakespeare's did they overlook the blatant I strongly suggest taking a few packed and choc full o'special wife's life was threatened by text. Despite the prologues humor and wit of Shakespeare's hours to travel into Philadelphia effects. terrorists who took over a What makes a chase scene perplexing origin Hamlet swiftly words. Hamlet, played by Kevin and fmd this small theater with a skyscraper. This Christmas he must engulfed the audience in what I Cristaldi was captivating in his large production. The Arden original? Bird on a Wire save his wife and hundreds of repeatedly answers this question considered an outstanding deliberately humorous and insane Theatre is located on Saint others stranded in planes circling with flair. Be it an automobile performance. facade. Jack Coulter's Claudius Stephen'S Alley behind St. Washington D.C.'s airport from chase over railroad tracks, a The 150 seat theater worked delivered a performance that eerily Stephens Church on 10th and terrorists who take over Dallas desperate crawl on the penthouse well to draw in the audience's bore the silent power and awe of Ludlow (that is between Market Airport. ledge of a tall Chicago skyscraper, attention and sympathies. As we the Godfather. Suzanne O'Donnell and Chestnut St.) The play will Fighting bureaucracy and a a motorcycle ride through a gay were told before the play began, portrayed one of the fust run until March 3. Tickets are system of inane airport security hair salon, or a blowout in an 'The close proximity of the stage Ophelia's intentionally raunchy inexpensive and group, student and which refuses to admit that indoor zoo, the movie never allows you to see the actors on a lives. Hayden Saunier was a senior citizen discounts are something temblemaybe about to becomes redundant. Bird on a very personal level, but don't believable Gertrude, however available. Call (215) 574-3550 for go wrong until it is too late. forget they can see you too!" The Shakespeare neglected to give more information. Wire proves that there is still some Terrorists have taken control of originality left in Hollywood. the control tower and turned off The story opens as Mariarme all runway lights on the night of a (Hawn) runs into a familiar blizzard. They demand safe looking man pumping her gas at a passage for a small plane from He's Back! remote rundown gas station in a South America, a plane which is remote, small town. The man is extraditing a drug lord/freedom actually Rick Jarmis (Gibson') fighter. His only ally, a who used to be englij!;ed to Marianne disorganized janitor John, must David Lee Roth, Stud or Stroker? before he mysteriously disappeared make his way through Dallas on in South America. Marianne his own. He is particularly BY MATI BECKER One last cosmetic question songs (A Lil' Ain't Enough, Shoot continues her travels, but Rick, motivated because if he does not Of the Grizzly before the music. What is that It, Lady Luck) are probably the fearful of being recognized, calls find some way to restore control to bulge in your pants? And why do best and essentially the most the federal witness relocation the tower or at least light to the Well, folks, I'm back and ready you stuff a year's of gym socks for commercial (gasp!). these are protection agency. For the past runway within ninety minutes, his to abuse. No, not really. I jus' a high school of 12,000 in your based on, as I said before, Mr. seven years Rick had been moving wife's plane, like the others which couldn't hold out any longer and I pants? Are you that unsure of your Roth's crotch and features one of from place to place under different did not have enough fuel to be must bow to public pressure for manhood? Dave, Jon Holmes is the most · innovative young identities for his protection from rerouted, will crash over D.C. my return. Jeez, my ego is getting dead! Stop trying to imitate him. It guitarists of the present named the South American drug kingpin This movie is full of spectacular pumped up, which brings me to gets old after 13 years. Better yet, Jason Becker. Becker plays on all he helped convict seven years ago. stunts which, while always keeping the subject of this week, David why not imitate him? After you the tracks but seems to be Unfortunately, that same drug you at the edge of your seat, Lee Roth, his ego, and his new unstuff your pants, do you throw confmed in the David Lee schlock lord has been released and is sometimes are just a little album, A Little Ain't Enough. the socks out or do you wash formula that inhibits his seeking his revenge. He has unbelievable. John turns out to be David Lee Roth probably has them? Either way, you're going to progressive guitar style. That's too corrupted the federal witness the hero after all, maybe just the biggest ego ever! It's amazing have a hellacious wash or sock bill. bad for such a promising guitarist. relocation protection agency and is because he doesn't get shot or he can't fit into buildings or any of to each his own. Then again this is the man that coming after Rick. Marianne blown up as much as anything else. the sort. the massive ego has Now onto the tunes, which as if alienated Eddie Van Halen and returns to the gas station to Die Hard n is one of the best caused many problems for Dave in you haven't guessed, are based couldn't keep Steve Vai in his confum her suspicions just as Rick action/adventure movies around the past. It broke up Van Halen, around the jock strap and band. has been found by the drug lord's today. which was one of the top five unsatisfied libido of David Lee. The two other hip cuts are the hitmen. Rick escapes in heavy American bands ever (pre- I'd like to call it jock rock, Van Halenesque "Baby's On Fire" Mariarme's BMW and starts off a 1984) and it makes him think he's substitute the j with a c. and "It's Showtime!", where Jason hilarious set of chase scenes as the good-looking. Yeah, him and Axle Anyway, I'll describe this album Becker fmally gets to cut loose and Rose, just getting their phones using a short description of what show the audience how burnt off the hook for modeling some males have gone through in imaginative and stylish he can be. Black History Month Oh, I forgot to tell you about the jobs. Right. Just because someone their sexual past. It's like this. Guy Cloth weavings reserved for use by extremely laid back "Sensible FROM USA TREMPER BARNES has millions of buxom bimbos making out with female. Guy royalty, historic silk weavings, surrounding them because of the pitches a tent. Both undress. Guy Shoes", which has Becker laying On Wednesday February 27 at handstamped cloth and the millions doesn't make them about to get some and then, down a Bluesish-type guitar line. unusual mud cloth which takes its attractive. You are living proof of BOOM, she says no. Unpitch the Defmitely a cool cut. 4;00 pm there will be a lecture in the Upper Gallery of the Berman name from the use of swamp and that, Dave. tent. Then yes, pitch tent. Then no Final summation. If one could river mud, and other natural dues, r-______'1unpitch tent, etc.,etc. And that's weed out the six songs that sound Museum of Art by Tahita Amatullah in conjunction with an to color the fabric. AIRBAND IS COMING on what I felt like after listening to like junk, David Lee would have Maps, photographs and text this album. There were so many an album that would blow away his exlubition of African textile Feb. 22 at 8 p.m. Get your weavings from the Handmasters detailing the history and use of peaks and valleys it makes you fust solo effort. However, we are these fabrics supplement the act together and pick up a Studio in Philadelphia. wonder what kind of drugs David left with watered-down material exlubition and provide a portrait registration form in the Lee was on when he made the that is "safe" for radio. Essentially The lecture will focus on the intricate, and traditional, craft of of a rich heritage. Student Activities Office. sorry tracks on the disc. I venture David Lee Roth has lost his ability All students, faculty staff and L.S.D. because there is too much and desire to kick ass like he had loom weaving and the use and All forms must be in by heritage of the materials created. the general public are invited to of a musical difference in playing in Van Halen. Dave, "strap it up" attend this free lecture. Feb. 13. and song structure between the you flaming, egotistical stroker or On display are important Kente ....------lI good and bad tracks. the fust 3 get out! February 19, 1991 The Grizzly Page 7 r································*·········Sports•••••••••••••••••••• ******* ••••••••••• *...... •....••••••••••.•..••.••••••••••••••••••••••••• ~. Extra Swimmers Prepare for MAC Championships BY A. JUDD WOYfEK Butzbach respectively. Wessner fmish. Steve Grubb turned things the fmal 200 yd. freestyle relay of Spons Editor won the 200 yd. individual medley around when he won the 1,000 yd. Foust, Simpson, McGeorge, and with Terri Johnson taking a third freestyle with Jeff Andrews helping Andtews captured an extremely Point The Aquabears ended their dual and Jen Wolf placing sixth. out with a third. Chris Foust and easy first place. The [mal score of meet season last Tuesday against Crowers and Johnson took third Frank "STEIMY" Chnanowski the meet was 80-115. BY A. JUDD WOYfEK Division I Loyola. Both Ursinus and fourth in the 100 yd. butterfly placed 2nd and 5th respectively in The Swimmers are now in the Spons Editor teams lost the meet, but were not while Derstine, Bamberger, and the 200 yd. freestyle and Streck, middle of their taper for the MAC This Extra Point is a disappointed because Loyola had Wolf went 1-2-6 in the 100 yd. Willie Simpson, and Jeff "Fro" Championships which will be held continuation of the column which just had their championShips that freestyle. Rosenbaum soloed in the Brown took 3-5-6 respectively in this Thursday, Friday, and appe(lf'f!d in the last two issues of weekend and were in top shape. 100 yd. backstroke placing second, the 50 yd. freestyle. Fred Brown, Saturday at Swarthmore College. The Grizzly. The women lost the meet by a while Garrett, Crowers, and Orew Seibel, and Chris Keohane The women are looking to very close score of 99-96 which Butzbach came in 1st, 4th, and 6th placed 2-5-6 in the 200 yd. IM improve on their 5th place fmish Along with all the glorified effects could be attnbuted to a number of respectively in the 500 yd. freestyle while Landis, Woytek, and of steroids come many dangerous side of last year, while the men are close touch-outs by Loyola and a with Garrett setting a new team Keohane did the same in the 100 effects which many users do not know hoping to repeat their 3rd place disqualillcation in the [mal record! Wessner made a guest yd. butterfly. abou~ There are a number of physical finish. Some team members will be freestyle relay. The Lady Bears Streck, Foust, and Simpson took side effects, and even more daDiterous appearance in the 100 yd. going on to National competition started out the meet with a strong 3rd, 5th, and 6th in the 100 yd. psychological side effects. Shepard in breaststroke to take first place which takes place after spring win in the 200 yd. medley relay free, followed by a 3-4-6 fmish tbe previously mentioned Scholastic backed by a third from Dorr. The break. So far, only freshman Jenn from the team of Jenn Derstine, from Woytek, Landis, and Jeff Coach article states that "Anabolic Bears' 200 yd. freestyle relay was Derstine has qualified for National Mary Garrett, Lisa Wessner, and Brown in the 100 yd. backstroke. steroids should be banned because D.Q.'d to end the meet on a sad competition, but other team they are downright dangerous-for Senta Bamberger. Garrett then Grubb suffered a loss in the 500 note. However, the relay team of members are very close I to about 70 health reasons." He points went on to capture an easy ftest Derstine, Bamberger, Rosenbaum yd. freestyle taking second place qualifying and hope to do so at the out that steroid abusers suffer from place in the 1,000 yd. freestyle. and Wessner who swam unofficial followed by Chnanowski and MAC meet. So wish the 'Mers "sever heart and liver problems, sexual Bamberger, Abby Rosenbaum and did set a new team record! Seibel taking 5th and 6th. This was good luck this week and be dysfunction, and other life-threatening Jenn Dorr then took 2-3-5 The men's meet was not as close Chnanowski's fmal dual meet race complications." He also notes that prepared to see a few shaved respectively in the 200 yd. throughout the evening. The of his college career!! Fred Brown, steroids do not increase flexibility, heads (and legs) on campus n~ freestyle, followed by a 1-5-6 fmish Andrews, and Brian McGeorge agility, or accuracy, and have been medley relay of Matt Landis, Fred week when the swimmers return to in the 50 yd. freestyle from proven to make athletes more Brown, Judd Woytek, and Dean then went on to take 2nd, 3rd, and the UC campus. susceptible to injury. Derstine, Kelly Crowers, and Deb Streck suffered a second place 4th in the 100 yd. breaststroke and One of the more serious physical side effects is the premature closing of the epiphysis and growth plates in the knees, elbows, and other joints as Men's Basketball Finishes Season with 11-14 Record Craig Neff points out in his December BY TREY GELSTON Smith put on an offensive Ron Algeo, Matt Campbell and Andy Franz who was a student 26,1988 SPOrts Illustrated article titled Of The Grizzly exhibition as he scored 29 points Pete Smith who had four great assistant for four years. 'Steroids and the Young." Even in the second half and finished years with the Bears. Also senior though these same drugs are On Monday February 11th with a career high 44 points. He prescribed by doctors to aid in the Ursinus entered its last week of shot 14-22 from the floor and 14- growth process, overuse can actually the season with a 9-13 record with 16 from the free throw line and cause stunted growth. Cowart stresses three games left to be played. also grabbed 8 rebounds. this point in her April 7, 1989 lAMA article mentioned above. She quotes Monday night Ursinus played a Will Briggs and Andy Lesher Allen Rogol, MD, a pediatric non league game against Catholic added 12 points as did Algeo to go endocrinologist at the University of University. In the [test half UC along with his six assists and Virginia, Charlottesville who says, "All struggled and went to the Sharpe fmished with six points and boys grow alike with six to eight bursts lockeroom at halftime trailing 38- a career high eight rebounds. of [honnone] secretion per day." He 31. UC won by a fmal score of 92- goes on to say that steroid use can In the second half the Ursinus 83 . interfere in the growth process of starting five, Will Briggs, Matt On Saturday Ursinus traveled to "young men who have not reached the Campbell, Andy Lesher, Brendan Widener to play their final game adult stage of physical development." Sharpe and Pete Smith came out of the season. Both teams entered Some side effects Cowart cites include the game with an identical 11-13 impaired glucose tolerance, testicular on ftee. All five played the entire atrophy, and liver tumors. 2nd half as the Bears outscored record. Eleanor Grant in her article in the Catholic 43-26 to win the game The ftest half belonged to September 1987 issue of Psychology going away 74-64. Widener but they only managed a Today cites hair loss, acne, testicular Pete Smith led the Bears with 29-26 lead at halftime. Junior atrophy, and breast swelling as some 22 points, 9 rebounds and 7 assists. Marc Cataldi kept the Bears close of the dangerous physical side effects Andy Lesher scored 18 points. with nine 1st half points. of steroid use. Eliot Marshall supports Sharpe added 14 and Campbell The second half Widener Grant's statement in his article in the finished with 10. continued to hold a stem lead but October 14, 1988 issue of Science. He On Wednesday February 13th, the Bears fmally tied them on Pete says that in men, overuse of steroids' Smith's four point play with 5:54 can "suppress natural honnone UC took on the ftest place Gamet production, causing the testes to shrink of Swarthmore. This game also left in the game. and the breasts to grow" and can also marked the [mal home game for UC took their ftest lead of the lead to early baldness, limited stature, the three seniors: Ron Algeo, Matt game 55-54 on Matt Campbell's liver damage, liver cancer, and heart Campbell and Pete Smith. All trifecta with 4:15 remaining. disease. have had great careers at Ursinus However Widener ran off ten Neff in a January 26, 1987 article in and wanted to have a great last straight points to go up 64-55 with SPOrts Illustrated tells of a young man home game. only 1:57 left. who bad to bave a mastectomy The Bears came out on ftee and Smith answered with two more perfonned on bim due to the growth never looked back. In the threes to pull the Bears within 64- of his breasts while using steroids. The beginning of the game it appeared 61 but UC could get no closer as JOung man trained as a weight man (meaning that be tbrew the shotput that junior center Andy Lesher Widener held on to win 70-63. and the discuss) on tbe traclt team in would steal the show as he scored Smith fmished with 28 points, ClOUege. He WIll placed on anabolic 12 points in the ftest ten minutes including four 3 pointers, Cataldi lteroids by a trainer to enhance his of the game. and Matt Campbell fmished with muscle development. After stopping Ursinus led at the half 43-37. 10. lteroid use, the breast-enlargement Then senior Pete Smith, second The Bears ended their season would not go away and the on the all-time scoring list, took with a 11-14 record and 4-6 in the league. Congratulations to seniors Junior Mute Cataldi PI up tor • bubt. See Extra Point page 9 over scoring inside and outside. PhoIojKDthJem 1Jowers, SpotU PhotogrrIpIry Editor Page 8 The Grizzly February 19, 1991 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• **** •• *** •••• *•••••••••••••••••••• *••••• * •••••••••• * Sports···········*·····························' •••••••••••••••••••••••••• *** ••••••••••• * Wrestlers ROlllp

BY MATI BECKER Of The Grizzly pounder Terry Gallagher one upped by Athearn by fi lleting This past Saturday, the his fish in 1:02. Todd Ursinus Grizzly wrestling team Klinedinst packed his kid really hosted the Royals of Scranton quick at 150, making him look and the LaSalle Explorers. The like he should take up a less Grizzlies needed big wins over physical sport. Mike Vanim both teams to gain momentum wrestled valiantly at 158, for this week's MAC keeping his loss to less than Championship Tournament at seven points and saving team Haverford College and that points for Uc. they did. Ursin us crushed a Larry Howe wrestled one of hapless Scranton squad (38-15) the best kids in the confe rence and pounded the meager at 167 and beat him outright. Division I Explorers 34-17. Mike Tyas, Thorn Love, and Starting out with the Scott Flannery all won big over Scranton match, UC racked up their pitiful opponents at 177, five pins and a tech fall, and 190, and Heavyweight the Royals royally floundered respectively. Tyas scored a like a fish out of water. At 134, technical fall while Love and Kevin Athearn squished his Flannery pinned their guys real squid in a quick 2:35, while 142 fast. Mike Tyas goes for a "King's" pin. PhotojKLuhleen Bower.r, Sports Photography Editor

The LaSalle match was much unreal technical fall that had highlight of the day. As Tyas more lively and animated. It all him turn his LaSalle opponent was precisely dissecting his started when the LaSalle five times while amassing 13 opponent, he became the captains met the UC captains near-fall points. Sweet! Vanim. object of taunts from the other at center mat. And here we got had to wrestle the "Vin-Man" team. Now, Tyas, being one to a glimpse of the Torett's Ernst at 158. Unfortunately, turn the other cheek when Vinnie Ernst or "Vin-Man," the "Vin-Man" triumphed. something aggravates him LaSalle's 158 pounder. Howe came through at 167 (cough, cough!) politely blew LaSalle pulled out to a quick with a clutch 3-1 decision over the division I team a kiss an 12-0 lead, only to have Kevin a balding individual who promptly ~hew an Athearn pull UC to within six weighed at least 180 lbs. and unsportsmanlike conduct call. with a quick pin. Gallagher had to be 30-something. The Love came up with a pin at followed at 142 with a 3 point match continued as LaSalle 190. HWT "Tex" Flannery had decision. The score was now sent out a guy to be technically to take a forfeit because the Lasalle 12, UC 9. At 150, faIled by Mike Tyas. LaSalle coach wouldn't send Thorn Love pins his opponent. Photo/ KaJhleen Bowers, Spons Photography Editor Klinedinst came up with an With this match came the out his boy. .

!-THEFOOTBALLTEMi--cl~;;ifi;d~-----l I IS NOW INTERVIEWING La D dl' S 1 STUDENT-MANAGERS otern ea me 000 I SPORTS BEAT : FOR THE 1991 SEASON. Submi~ to The Lantern! We ~re I I acceptmg poetry, short stones, I IINTERESTED PERSONS essays, photos and artwork for the I ISHOULD CONTACT Summer 1991 edition of Thel I HEAD COACH STEVE Lantern. Please place submissiODsI Wednesday, February 20 : GILBERT AT 489-4111, in the Lantern box in the Iibraryl I ext. 2252 OR STOP BY by March 13th. I Gymnastics v. Rutgers @ Univ. of Penn. Away 6:30pm : THE FOOTBALL OFFICE Speech I I IN THE BASEMENT OF Exemption Exam I Thursday, February 21 I HELFFERICH HALL. The Communication Arts I Swimming -- MAC Championships @ Swarthmore I Department will hold the spring I :.**...... examination for those wishing to I I •••••••* •••••• ** •• 1 be exempted from the college I Friday, February 22 I requirement of Public Speaking I @ IWE STILL NEED (Communication Arts 201) on I Wrestling -- MAC Championships Haverford IWRITERS FOR THE Tuesday. March 12 at 3:00 p.m. Swimming -- MAC Championships @ Swarthmore 1 in Ritter Center. Those wishing to IFOLLOWING SPRING be considered for exemption 1SPORTS: from the course are required to I Saturday, February 23 1 present a speech before the J 1 Communication Arts faculty on a t Wrestling -- MAC Championships @ Haverford 1Baseball particular topic. Students should Swimming -- MAC Championships @ Swarthmore :Women's Track register in Dean Akin's office to Gymnastics -- ECAC Championships 1 receive topics and instructions. 1Contact Judd Woytek Freshmen are not en~u~aged to 1 attempt the exarnlnatlon; all Sunday, February 24 1(454-0153) or Steve others are welcome. For further IGrubb (489-2080). information call Dr. Henry at ext. I Men's & Women's Indoor Track -- Koegh Invitational @ Haverford 2309 or Dr. Czubaroff at ext. 1 2266. . ,.. ~...... ~~~~ ...... ~------~------February 19, 1991 The Grizzly Page 9 ***************************************** ***************************************** .***************************************** Sports ***************************************** Schafer Tells of Track Troubles Harley's Haven BY HARLEY DAVID RUBIN bunch of bums lately, and I wonder Of The Grizzly BY NEIL SCHAFER where the team spirit from last year went. Maybe it went down with Of The Grizzly Hey sports fans-guess what? I injuries like Johnny Dawkins, or to made the baseball team! That's right­ Charlotte with Mike Gminski, or to It's spring time again. Yeah while you're sitting there at home Minnesota with Scott Brooks (whose right, then why is it so cold? I don't watching 1V during spring break, I'll hand I did shake once-really!) and know, but it is spring. That means be in Florida, sitting on the bench, Bob Thornton. Wait a minute-who it is time for the outdoor track getting a tan, and rooting our guys on the heck is left from last year? Let's season to begin. It means that at as we play ten games in seven days. In see: there's Charles, Hersey, Ron 3:30 p.m. the track around case you're interested, or even if Anderson, Kenny Payne, and Rick Patterson Field will be invaded by you're not, I play second base, a little Mahorn. TIlATS IT!!! Maybe we budding young track stars. You outfield, and one hell of were all hoping that Charles' abilities batboy /waterooy. won't be able to jog around the and spirit would take us to the top. I But in the world of professional hate to say it, but it looks like a .500 track in lane 1 a~ain! You won't sports, there are a few things going on season after all, unless another scorer be able to practice for walking that I simply must write about, or else shows up-whether it be in the form of class! It's track season!! my head will explode (you guys don't Armon Gilliam, Kenny Payne, of Instead of boring you (the want to see that). In baseball: Roger Jayson Williams-to help out Charles reader) each week with lists of Oemens of the Red Sox and Doug and Hersey. times and distances which you'd Drabek of the Pirates just signed Well, I guess I've rambled on long skip over anyway, I hope to invite contracts for ungodly amounts of enough. Let me reiterate-if you think money; my close personal friend Jose you and entertain you with the you're more up on your sports tban Canseco was stopped by a policeman me, you know where to find me. Or inner-workings of track and field for speeding AGAIN (we both like fast better yet, put your opinions in the at Ursinus College. cars); and the Phillies decided not to written form and drop them off at the This is not an easy task. broadcast their home opener on a pay­ luxurious penthouse suite in the First of all, track and field is not per-view basis-which was pretty smart, Bomberger building. To finisb this always a team sport. The primary since not even a diehard Phils fan such article with another "Cheers" (the best aim of each meet is to outscore as myself would shell out ten bucks to show ever!) anecdote, remember what see a game on 1V that you could see the teams that you are opposing. A Sam Malone (my idol) says: "Good secondary goal of a meet is for at the Vet for nine or just listen to on the radio for free. looks open doors; good hair blows individuals to qualify for the Mid­ My 76ers have been playing like a them off the hinges!" Atlantic Championship meet. And Brian Drummond (r) and Brian Dennis run tbe 1,soo meters. a third reason for running track is Photo/KaJhJeen Bowers, Sports Photograp/ry Editor to have fun. ditch effort to strengthen his track or financial help. This does not Gymnasts Having Fun But every so often there comes program, but there is nothing else look too bright to a senior in high BY THE GYMNASTICS TEAM Melanie Glick broke Karen Michael's a time when a team lacks the he can do. He is faced with the school that is shopping for the Special to The Grizzly previous school record with a 9.1!! necessary components of a winning same dilemna that most coaches right college to attend. Freshman Ja Kim achieved a track team. This is true of this at Ursinus are facing. So what is Coach Whatley to The Ursinus College Gymnastics personal best on bars with a 7.0, as year. The Ursinus Bear team lacks The problem of fewer and fewer do? Hopefully he can twist some team travelled to the United States well as co-captain senior Becky Evans, who pulled a 7.45! The excitement was depth in its sprinting and jumping athletes interested in participating arms and fill out the vacancies on Naval Academy this past weekend, to in two or three sports a year stems his team. If he doesn't, he may be better their previously set team high. high when the team came off of the events. The distance runners are uneven parallel bars with no falls, a from a growing problem with looking at a team with a losing The girls earned 156.3, the second there, but they need the help of new event high, a mere 1.3 points Ursinus in general. If you look at record (the first in a long time for highest team score ever received at shorter distance participants to Ursinus. behind the Division II school. succeed in winning a meet. the admission standards and the Whatley). So come out and try The meet was concluded with Kim your hand or foot at a track and The powerful five have been under Head Coach Richard Whatley price of Ursinus for one year, you immense pressure in each meet, due to receiving her highest floor score yet, a field event. You might just find knows the situation, and he hopes will see the reason high school the necessity for them to achieve their 8.65, and Glick breaking her own team to remedy it. He has employed his seniors are choosing to go that there is a spot for you on the personal best, as well as contribute to record with a 9.2 on floor. There were usual "hallway recruitment." this elsewhere. Compound that with team. a team total. In gymnastics, the five numerous personal all-around method of track and field the fact that Ursinus does not Next Week: A look at the highest scores are taken from the conquests with McDonald's highC!:t 28.4. Steele'S second highest yet very recruitment appears to be a last offer its athletes any scholarships sprinters. usual six competitors on each team of five all-around gymnasts; there is little high 31.6, Kim with a 31.65 high, and room for failure. The team succeeded Glick with her highest, 35.3. and conquered their goal of 156. Their The gymnasts came home excited Women Race at MAC Championships loss to the Academy was of little and pumped up for their tri-meet BY TONYA UGORETZ importance since they are continually against the University of Pennsylvania entailed, the ladies may have been being awarded medals. The sprint and Rutgers University on Wednesday, Of The Grizzly improving and their spirits were very well advised to pack up and call it relay team of Wehner, Cleary high. and their season conclusion, the ECAC a day. However, there was no such Clarke, Kathy Bowers, and Manya Sophomore co-captain Liz meet in Cortland, N.Y. on Saturday. Saturday morning, the women's luck. DuHoffman ran to a fourth place McDonald started the meet off on the There are also high hopes for a couple Track and Field team travelled to Highlights, highlights ... o.k., no, finish, as did the "Gee, I'm tired, right foot with a high vault score of of competitors in the National Widener university to compete in wait, I'm thinking. Just give me a please get me out of here" mile 8.55. Freshman Susan Steele gained Championships meet in Minnesota. the MAC Indoor Championships. minute. Kris Wagner finished in relay team of Wehner, Ugoretz, her highest score yet on vault, an 8.65! The sentiment of the team was best Complete official results were second place in the mile, a very Bowers, and Clarke. One bright The event was topped off when summed up by Steele, "We bad fun!" unavailable, but in general terms, good finish despite the fact that spot for Ursinus was freshman the above mentioned article. In an the athletes did not fare well at Wagner hoped to defeat the Orehowsky, who after running very Extra Point Cont'd. the Championship meet and felt unsigned article titled "Muscling in on Swarthmore athlete who had also well in the two mile, contributed mastectomy had to be performed. Dr. Madness" which appeared in the privileged to finish ruth out of ten Howard R Nay, associate clinical outkicked her the week before. an 800 m. leg in the very next race, September 1988 issue of Discover it professor of surgery at the Columbia teams competing. Senior Wehner and freshman Ali the distance medley. The team of says that in women, steroid use can University College of Physicians and Highlights were few and far lead to "deepening of the voice, growth Lewis were happy with their times Springer, Lewis, Orehowsky, and Surgeons, the doctor who performed between for the Lady Bears, who in the 300 m., a rare occurrence on Wagner ended the day on a bright of facial hair, clitoral enlargement, and could not seem to make the the operation, said, "the list of menstrual irregularity." While no long this day. Wehner and sophomore note, earning third place medals complications after using [anabolic adjustments necessary to compete term physical effects have been proven Tonya Ugoretz ran thoroughly for their performance. steroids] is frightening and should on the tight, nearly square 176 for either sex, researchers believe that abominable times in the 400 m., The team now looks to regroup serve as warnings for all but the meter track. The day did begin on liver damage, hypertension, and which Ugoretz graciously got up this week and put this meet behind foolish or suicidal." Among some of a promising note, as the two mile atherosclerosis could be among the from her death bed to run. Oh, them. The Lady Bears will travel the risks Nay mentioned were liver long term consequences of steroid use. relay team of Teresa Springer, tumors, heart disease, depression, wait, this paragraph was supposed to Haverford next week, the last Dorothy Iffrig, Jen Orehowsky, insomnia, testicular atrophy, inhibition This special edition of Extra to be highlights, wasn't it? Never meet in which the athletes will and Kris Wagner ran to a third of testicular function, impotence, and Point--THE DANGERS OF mind. have the opportunity to qualify for place finish. Sue Wehner also tied baldness. STEROIDS--wiff be continued Luck was not on the Lady ECAC's the following week. for a third place medal in the high The physical side effects for women throughout the next few issues of are more serious because tbey may be jump by clearing 4'8". Had they Bears' side for most of the day as The Gri72'" two r.elay teams ***************** impossible to reverse, says Marshall in known what ~~e. r~st . of the ~ar •. n~rro~l'y. mi~e~ ====Opinions/letters

The Grizzly Campus Memo Editor-in-Chier Krishni Patrick Associate Editor Eleanore Hajian By Richard P. Richter Editorial Assistant Denise Makoid News Editors Eleanore Hajian Krishni Patrick Much is new on campus-Olin Go to Bomberger chapel, where Features Editors Coleen Casciano University against the Vietnam Hall, the walkway and paths, the you will fmd a metal plaque Kate Grim war, some students were shot and plaza, Berman Museum. We are bearing the names of Ursinus Arts and Entertainment Editor Jennifer Strawbridge killed by National Guardsmen in renewing Life Science Building. veterans of subsequent wars. This Assistant Arts and Entertainment Editors Sara Jacobson the spring of 1970. That bloodshed But if you stroll around you find was the result of a labor of love Danielle Owens sent an emotional tidal wave much evidence of a campus rooted led recently by Professor Roy Sports Editor A. Judd Woytek across campuses everywhere in in the past. Dungan, retired member of our America. At Ursinus it took the Assistant Sports Editor Steven Grubb In this present moment of war Education Department. form of a commemorative tree Science Editors Eric B1eickardt you find evidence of past wars, for There you also will see a plaque planting. The maple tree on the Todd Koser example. that notes that Ursinus was a base Ursinus campus thus grows as a Opinions Editors Yvette Dennis Go to the Berman Museum and in World War II for a Navy V-12 quiet remembrance of students Mark Hallinger walk straight through the main unit. V-12 students were signed up who were killed on a campus in Photography Editors Peter Senescu gallery rotunda to the old front Kristen Schwartz for Navy service but continued to Ohio more than two decades ago. foyer. It is now labelled a pursue their college work on an Sports Photography Editor Kathleen Bowers We have not marked the tree; we sculpture gallery. On the marble accelerated schedule. Many of Assistant Photography Editors Karla Hummel do not note their names. walls you will see the names of them whizzed through Ursinus in Antoni Castells-i-Talens The tree was planted not only to Ursinus men who served in World two years or so; many went on to Business Managers Pam Parkhurst commemorate Kent State students, War I. Originally the College medical school from here, where Megh3n McCormick of course, but also to ease the pain library, the building was built in they took an equally accelerated Circulation Manager John Petko here at Ursinus of one of the the early 1920s as a memorial to program. Computer Consultant Erik Moore saddest times in America's alumni veterans of the war. The One war memento is unmarked, Kenn Bradley experience. Today it simply grows name "Alumni Memorial Library" but those who were on campus in Gar Donecker and gives us all green pleasure. still appears in marble above the the spring of 1970 know where it Typists Tara Livingston When we planted it, that is door in the old foyer. is. If you enter Eger Gateway off Danielle Owens probably all we had in mind that it One day lase spring I exchanged of Main Street and walk to your Proofreaders Scott Galiger should do, after the waning of the pleasantries with a visitor to the left on the path toward Pfahler Linda Fisher anguish. new Berman Museum. Although Hall, you will encounter a maple Sara Jacobson he was not a graduate, he felt tree on your right some hundred Faculty Adviser Mrs. Agostinelli close to the College and he told feet or so beyond the Gateway. why. Taking me by the arm, he You can recognize it by the growth walked me into the old foyer and of some scarred bark on its trunk. traced the engraved name "Charles The tree has been growing there ~~{J,~ Staff Members: Aileen Bidelspach, Jennifer Blay, Matt Becker, Kathleen Otto Reinhold, 13," on the marble for twenty-one years. Bowers, Louis Bove, Becky Carreon, Reed 'Trash" Coats, Erika wall with his finger. "He was my During a protest demonstration P;u.I,'~ Compton, Dawn Deraney, Dianne Gabel, Scott Galig~r, Trey. Gelsto~, relative," our visitor said. on the campus of Kent State Bob Gonnella, Lori Gosnear, Diane Griffin, Amy Flemnung, Adna Hams, Rebecca Heyl, Terri Johnson, Tara Livingston, Evelyn Kousoubris, Christopher Major, Megan Mendte, Melisa Miller, De~is Moir, Naimis~ Pandya, Sona Rewari, Harley Rubin, Aladdin Sane, Neil Schafer, Satsuki L. Scoville, Cristina Seliga, Gabi Scheel, Ellyn Shatz, Susan Steele, Jen Olin, For Students or Posterity? Stritcl\, Tonya Ugoretz, Mark Wilhelms, Cassandra Yutzy, Laura Zobel It has recently come to my that our movies are confmed to a If it is truly to be used for Any omission in the staffbox is an unintentional Editors error. Our sincere attention that the movies that were small stuffy room, where if you academics for the next five years, apologies. previously shown in Wismer happen to not be in the front row is this really fair to those upper­ auditorium are now shown on a or 6' 5" taU, it is very difficult to classmen who have in turn seen big-screen TV in Wismer 103. This see. their Student Union turned into an apparently is set to continue until I ask you, why is this the case? art museum, their new student EDITORIAL May l. The Olin building is ideally suited union disappear for their last For the inquiring mind, this to show campus movies at, and in semester, and have put up with the Well, once again pledging has returned to the Ursinus brings up a logical question. Why, fact has by far the nicest audio and burden of Olin being built? If not campus. Yes, that means for the next few weeks .of our humble in heaven's name, are the movies visual facilities on campus. As far us then who? If not now, then lives here at Ursin us, we will be subjected to haVing to watch a not shown in our beautiful new as I am aware, these facilities have when? If the full benefits of the small group of young men walk around all day carrying roc~s, auditorium, namely the multi­ yet to be utilized for any video Olin building are not to be bombs a ball and chain, and various other brotherly bonding million dollar Olin building? production. realized for several years this will apparala. We also will be subjected to pledges chanting outside According to unconfmned rumor, The question is, why are the be a gross miscarriage of justice. our windows at all times of the day, smelly clothes being thrown this is because the Olin building is people who put up. ~th t~e in the halls, and mud in our bathrooms. Well, hopefully not. I reserved for "academics" for the inconveniences of buildmg Olin have one request of the young men wishing to be part of a Future Frugal Alumnus next five to ten years. Whether this not ent·itled to experience its brotherhood-please have some respect for those of us who are is true or not, the fact remains benefits to any meaningful extent. not pledging .nd would like our lives to go on as normal. I really don't c.r. H you w.nt to come in at the wee hours of the morning with .ggs smear.d through your hair, but pl~as. don't Letter Policy le.v. that .gg behind in the show.rs when you wash it off; and pl•••• don't put .11 .ort. of weird substance. into the washers Letters must by typed and no more than 300 words. Name and .nd dryer. that the rest of us use; and please be quiet when telephone number are required for verification purposes. Letters can be you come In late, because not all of us need to go through four deposited in the Grizzly mail box in Fetterolf 0:- outside of the w•• u of pledging with you. 1 Publications room (third floor Bomberger hbrary side) by Thursday. The Grizzly reserves the right tl) edit all letters. Requests ~or anonymity will AJW be considered by the editorial board.

.... _~ • • ••••••• _ .... _____ ..l ===.==Opinions===== Domestic Policy,

8~OGE; A Matter of Perspective

By Mark Ballinger Opinions Editor C\~IL RIGHTS

One of the paradoxes of the domestic reform. Bush's strengths modem world is the proliferation and weaknesses, however, are of leaders who are strong in much more integrated than Time foreign policy, but weak in portrayed. Consider Bush's domestic affairs. Mikhail "Enterprise for the Americas Gorbachev's substance and Initiative," a move to create a free­ panache on the world scene won trade zone between Canada, the him the Nobel Peace Prize, but the United States, Mexico, and internal state of the Soviet Union . perhaps other Latin American can best be characterized as countries. The mutual benefits of tenuous. Margaret Thatcher is increasing free trade spheres are another example; she rallied Great many - they include lower prices, Britain during the Falkland crisis, incentive created by competition, but was ultimately unseated higher growth, more jobs, and because of her inability to ensure increasing cultural integration. Britain's domestic future. C PS In 1988 the people of Canada Bhenazir Bhuto is a similar surprised the world by choosing example from Pakistan. free-trade in their national Time magazine recently named elections, further integrating the George Bush its "Men of the world's largest two-way trading Community and the highly diverse Year." The plural men refers to relationship . The Bush economic might of Japan, America AH, UM, UR... the two George Bushes. One is a Administration has skillfully must expand its economic base. "highly capable captain of foreign by Kenn Bradley continued the integration of the Trade agreements with our policy," the other, a "dawdling U.S. and Canadian economies. neighbors are an efficient way to disengaged caretaker of domestic I have noticed that many people, especially men, feel awkward around Additionally, Bush recently accomplish this goal. affairs." Time's appraisal of Bush's homosexuals. They tend to think that homosexuals, like myself, are a requested Congressional authority Bush's moves are not guided by foreign policy focused almost different kind of person, not just someone with a different sexual to negotiate a free-trade a domestic or foreign policy exclusively on his skillful coalition orientation. Many guys fumble over what to say or how to act when agreement with Mexico. Talks here "vision." To the contrary, his is a building in the early days of the they discover that "that guy over there is gay'" So for all those men should begin by mid-1991. pragmatic recognition of the Gulf crisis. Bush's domestic failure having difficulty dealing with gays on a social level, here are some tips I Why are free trade spheres so growing integration of the world's was seen in the budget debacle, happen to have. important? What's wrong with the economic communities. Although limited social reform, and status quo? The answer lies in Bush has been criticized for his environmental foot-dragging. WHEN YOU MEET A GAY MALE: keeping America competitive. lack of domestic vision, the Time's basic assertion is sound. TIPS FOR THE HETEROSEXUAL MALE. Regional economic integration is Americas initiative is a foreign Bush has proven to be capable on the wave of the future, and the policy coup that will have the world stage and is self­ Do not run screaming from the room ... this is rude. present. To compete successfully significant, long lasting domestic admittedly disinterested in If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion. with the coming European ramifications. Do not assume that he is attracted to you. Do not assume that he is not attracted to you. Student Debate on the use of Military Do not assume that you are not attracted to him. Do not expect him to be as excited about meeting a heteros~al as you might be about meeting a homosexual...he was probably raised by them. Force in the Mideast Do not immediately start talking about your girlfriend or wife inorder to make it clear that you are straight...he probably already knows and could care-less. Do not tell him that it is wrong to prefer men and that every man Date: -March 21 wants to hold and love a smooth sensual woman. These are common fallacies and should be treated as such. Do not ask him how he got this way .. .Instead, ask yourself how you got Needed: -Pro and Con Advocates that way. Do not assume that he is dying to talk about being gay. Do not expect him to refrain from talking about being gay. -Speakers from the floor Do not trivialize his experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue only. He is gay 24 hours a day.

-Research and Publicity Help If you are tempted to tell him he is sick and is taking the easy way out...Think about that...Think about that REAL hard. -Dianne 454-0127 or Contact: Author Unknown Dr. Czubarof/ in And women, remember that these same "TIPS" can apply to you. Just Communication Arts change the gender references. Science. News

But sti/( try, [or who knows what is possible-Fa"aday

I think thy thaughls a[er thee, 0 God-Kepler An Elegantly Simple Plan Bolt to Latest Discoveries

BY REED COATS to acclimate the individual to sepa­ recycle aluminum, there is little op­ Of The Grizzly rating herlhis trash. portunity to recycle other materials. People need to be educated on Plans are currently in the works BY TODD A. KOSER how to deal with his or her own to accommodate "desktop recy­ Science Editor Tom Clancy, in his book Clear waste before it is introduced into cling." This would allow faculty and Present Danger said "The plan, the waste stream. As an example, and staff to separate paper waste, Sonar Fencing as with all great plans, was an yard waste (grass clipping, raked place it into a folder and at the end Whale and dolphin strandings are unexplained at present. There are sev­ elegantly simple one." Although leaves, sticks) accounts for 18 of the day, deposit this paper into eral theories as to why this happens. One theory maintains that cetaceans Clancy did not have recycling in percent of MSW. If this waste is collection bins placed near high strand themselves on shallow sloping beaches because their sonar does not mind when he wrote the book, it recycled (actually reused) by density offtce areas. This program function in this setting. Working off this theory Thomas Ford, of Massachu­ can be applied to waste reduction. composting instead of introducing is to be tested in Corson, and then setts, has designed a device to prevent strandings. The "sonar fence" is This second major plan (the ftrst the waste into a landfill, a large possibly expand to Myrin and Olin. made of hollow, air-filled, plastic buoys that are anchored underwater being source reduction) to reduce portion of waste is dealt with. Fred Klee, head of maintenance offshore of the beach in a line. The buoys reflect the animals sonar, solid waste is elegantly simple in An increase in number of is working with students to deter­ hopefully appearing to the cetacean as a solid barrier between them and the concept "Recycle". It is the recycling facilities that will be "on­ mine the next type of recyclable beach. The device must still be approved by the National Marine Fisheries intention here to defme the nation­ line" by 1992, also makes it this material to be sponsored. Pres­ Service, but chances of this are good because the device is -a passive wide plan by the EPA and the plan goal reasonable. By having access ently, three types of materials will prevention system. of Ursinus to use recycling as a to these facilities, more recyclable be chosen (other than paper and means to reduce municipal solid waste will be converted into useful, aluminum) to be dealt with by AIDS on the Mainframe waste. quality products. This will aid in students and maintenance. It is AJl of the predictions about the spread of AIDS in the U.S. have been making curbside recycling programs important for any member of the largely incorrect. A new computer model has been developed by Steven NATIONAL GOALS: The EPA successful and is a key economic Ursinus community to be willing to Seitz which should give much more accurate prediction of the spread of the intends by 1992, 25 percent of all goa~ since by making available adapt to these new practices. It is virus in the future. Seitz claims the failure of the previous predictions stras municipal waste (MSW) will be products made from recycled also important to realize that only from the uniqueness of the AIDS virus as an epidemic disease. Most other recycled. Presently, more than 10 materials, the cycle is the national goals can be met if epidemic models did not consider the changing dynamics of how AIDS WII percent of all garbage is recycled. completed. The incentive to recycle programs such as the one at spreading. Seitz has revamped his model to take into consideration many of This may sound like a large is then increased. Ursinus are successful. Recycling the unique factors associated with the spread of the disease. He has incor­ increase in only one year, but if cer­ does reduce the amount of waste porated personal facts such as portion of single heterosexuals using tain factors are considered, this is URSINUS GOALS; Red "Col­ that needs to be put in a landfill or condoms, the prop quite feasible. First, since 1990, legeville Recycles" containers line incinerated. To encourage ortion of blood that is screened for the anttbodies and how often needles by This many states (including Pennsylva­ the streets every ~unday evening as companies to promote recycling it and works are shared IV drug users. improved model hopefully will nia) have enacted laws that require the borough withholds hundreds of is important to be wary of the be of help in determining the value and potential effectiveness of proposed municipalities with a population pounds of recyclable material from products an individual purchases. preventative measures. over 10,000 to enact recycling the waste stream. This may bring It is said that one is not truly programs. This includes the up questions within the Ursinus recycling until that person pur­ compiled from: Discover, New Yo,*" Times and The Christian Science education of the individual and community as to what the school is chases recycled products. It is up to Monitor curbside programs such as that of doing to attain the same goals. the individual, therefore, to make Collegeville be instituted in order Although Ursinus has access to these plans "elegantly simple". Radioactivity At Ursinus College OOOsofJO yourfiDgertips BY JOE MULHOLLAND were obviously the product of the nearby. An old Regina 2-speed water seeping in from under the Of the Grizzly huge hole in the ceiling that was scrubber stood in the corner as if to front steps of Pfhaler. The water directly over my head. I knew I had indicate that the pink-tiled walls caused the ceiling to start caving in a good story. had not been cleaned in decades. In and the lab became to dangerous to As I walked down the eerie As I grew more adventurous and fact, the only indications of anyone use. corridor in the basement of Pfhaler, began to explore the rest of the being in the room since the 1960s In its heyday, the Rad lab was a I grew nervous. What would I fmd room, (Actually, I wanted to get were the two cans of Tetley Iced joint venture between the Chemis­ in the old Radioactivity laboratory? away from the hole!) I saw the Tea drink that lie on the floor. try, Physics, and even Biology de­ When w~ the last time someone large benchtop made up of two A white oddity sat on the chair in partments. It was originally dared to enter those two forebod­ marble slabs. There were irmertu­ front of the scrubber. It had a converted to a radioactivity lab ing doors in the sunken offshoot of bes placed between the slabs circular, plaster-like base about when the Atomic Energy Commis­ the basement hallway? I didn't apparently for stability. Directly in three inches across, and nails sion (now the Nuclear Regulatory know, but my assignment as a the center of the table was an old coming out of it in all directions. i Commission) gave a grant of TOLL reporter for the Grizzly made sure brown jar approximately three­ thought someone had misplaced $15,000 to the college-a large sum that I was going to fmd out. quarters full with unknown white some Berman art, so I decided to in those days. 1-800-426-1 Upon entering the door on the crystals. I prayed they weren't ra­ investigate what it was. With a tip Since then, the Physics depart­ right, I felt the damp, cool air dioactive. from the cleaning woman, I talked ment has relocated its holography surround me. I had heard the Moving to the far side of the to Drs. Snyder and Nagy of the equipment, and the college has rumors and theories about this lab room, there was a wooden table Physics department. decided that the Rad lab is not Intertrl.to that floated around campus, but with four charred black legs. I To my surprise I found that Dr. worth renovating-at least until the ~J The Christian Career Specialists wondered if they had been ~ _ 19303 Fremont Avenue North after a recent trip to TMI with my Nagy had done holography work in water drainage problem can be I" Seattle. WA 98133 Creative Writing class, I was ready deliberately set on fue, but then the Rad lab as recently as 1981. The solved. So the next time you hear a for the worst. remembered that the moist air and white "artwork" was actually used rumor about what goes on in the damp floor probably just acceler­ I cautiously searched for the light as the subject of a hologram for an Radioactivity laboratory in Pfhaler, Addrts5 ______--"' switch and flicked it on. As the ated the oxidation of the wood. honors student's paper. you can be an informed observer

ll~ ______room lit up, I immediately noticed Several sets of ruined photo­ Dr. Snyder, always a good source and create your own rumor. the broken chunks of reinforced graphic plates cluttered the top of of Ursinus history, informed me Pubhrahon ______concrete that lay on the floor; they the metal cabinet that sat that the lab had to be closed due to