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Soccer Hawks 2 wins from . Laurier hungry for Yates Cup win B Chris Starke pre-game pep rally and face painting. ! o the_ skeptics who _think th~ sport faster-paced t~an NHL playoff weekend of it and watch Laurier's Y Y Bussiere added that "if and when we· IS bonng from their expe_nen~es hockey. You wdl not be able to finest walk away with the two oldest "It'd sure be nice to get our hands win," the pub will host a post-game with World ~up pia¥, umversi~Y watch them just once. and most prestigious trophies of the on that again." celebration. At press time, it was soccer (especially th1s bunch) IS You deserve a break! Make a fall sports season. Laurier football coach Rich also expected that a school pep Newbrough's sentiments will be band would make their debut echoed by a capacity crowd this appearance. Saturday as the Golden Gridders Tickets are being sold in advance, take on the upstart University of as a large percentage of the 7,200 for the Yates Seagram Stadium seats are Cup, the symbol of football expected to be filled. The A. C. and supremacy. the Bookstore will pre-sell the tickets The Yates Cup is the oldest for $3.00 with student I.D. amateur football trophy in North The football Hawks are not the America. It will be given to the only WLU athletes involved in pro­ OUAA football champions for the vincial championships this weekend, 79th time this weekend. It was first as soccer coach Barry Lyon is presented by Dr. H.B. Yates of attempting to get his hands on the McGill University in 1898. Blackmore Cup his squad won in Laurier's Cup appearances have 1980again. Canada's second ranked been infrequent in recent years. team will take on the Western Senior students will remember Mustangs at in the last-minute 19-16loss in Western on Friday morning at 11:00 in 1985, but the Lettermen's jackets in an attempt to garner Laurier's are faded on anyone else remem­ first West Division athletic pennant bering Hawk wins. The last Laurier since 1985. If the Hawks defeat the championship came in 1978, as the Mustangs, they will advance to the Jim Reed-led Hawks knocked off OUAA championship against either the 19-14 in Toronto or Laurentian on Sunday London. afternoon at 2:00 p.m. Seagram Stadium hosted only one WLU Yates Cup win as Tuffy The soccer Hawks have quietly Knight's Golden Hawks wrestled fashioned the best ~ record in the the trophy from the Ottawa Gee­ country. As a result of being in in Gees in a muddy 48-4 victory 14 the shadow of their pigskin years ago. compatriots, fan support for the WLUSU has a spirit-building pro­ soccer Hawks has been pitiful...... gram planned for game day. Student Those of us who have been faithfully Union President Dave Bussiere following the lads have nothing announced Tuesday that the Turret against sharing their exploits with will be opened up at 12 noon for. a the rest of the Laurier community. '.,.... Mystenous death l~ of Prof's son

By Brad Roberts life difficult. After leaving WLU, Throughout the past week, a Dean travelled around North Wilfrid Laurier University professor America (February, 1982) with a has been recounting an emotional, friend from Waterloo. __ Cord file photo true story to his students. It was at this time that he began to question the meaning of his own life. Hawks win Cup! This fourteen year-old picture reveals the gritty determination of a Golden Hawk football Dr. John Peters, an Associate player after the last WLU Ontario Championship held at Seagram Stadium. The Cord would like to update Professor of Sociology and Anthro­ After reading an ad in an American magazine, he went to West Virginia their Yates Cup file. Can the Golden Gridders repeat the feat Saturday at 1? Obviously, Laurier would prefer to pology, lost his son in Zaire on July whip Western's ass than the giant-killer Guelph Gryphons, but the Hawks can't be fussy. See you there! 12, under unusual circumstances. to work on a farm for free. It was While Dean Peters was apparently hard work but evidently Dean recovering from dysentery in the enjoyed it. small village of Lisala, looking for­ Returning to Waterloo, Dean ward to carrying on his African worked in construction until March, Turret repair delay sightseeing tour, he became faint 1985, when he departed for Israel; By Mary anne de Boer to reduce the demand for beer that has been put on the and died suddenly. there he worked on a Kibbutz central bar. The following narration is the (collective farm), for five months. It Many budgeted improvements for the Turret have According fo Donald Blane, WLUSU's account that Peters tells his was there that Dean made friends yet to be implemented. The Capital Expenditures Vice-President: Finance, the delay in acquiring this new students. He tells the story with the with young people from 20 different Budget for WLUSU was passed three months ago yet satellite bar was due to comparative shopping. "We aid of photographic slides that both countries. many of the budget's objectives have not been met. waited to get a better deal," Blane said, "so we didn't he and Dean had taken. In the summer of 1985, he then According to the expenditures budget, which was have to spend so much money." Dean left Canada and WLU after went to England and worked in a The budget allots money for converting the shooter just one year at university. He passed on July 25, just over $24,000 was allocated for pub. His parents saw Dean alive for WLUSU's capital expenditures, $7000 of which was to bar into another satellite bar. WLUSU plans to go wanted to discover what he wanted the last time in the UK, before he left ahead with the idea if there is a good turnover with the from life and what he could offer to be spent towards the Turret. However, recent for Zaire in October '85. maintenance costs of $19,550 for various Turret has satellite bar already functioning in Willison Lounge. others. His last trip was to Africa Many more repairs to the Turret have yet to be Dean began working on a hydro­ raised the amount for capital expenditures to over where Dean fell in love, made friends, completed. In addition to the painting of the Turret's electric dam project in the Zaire $43,000. A little over $18,000 has presently been spent found his supposed niche, and was interior, the two stairwells leading up to the Turret were interior that supplied electricity 24 byWLUSU. soon to return home. It was on a also to be painted. A miscalculation of the amount of hours a day to a small hospital. He Of the improvements which were planned for the boat trip up the Zaire River that money needed for the painting, however, caused a had no formal engineering training, Turret three have been completed in entirety. During Dean died at the age of 26. delay. An extra $3,900 was allocated two weeks ago for yet according to friends, he was a Dean attended WLU in the orientation week, the Turret's roof was repaired costing the job's completion. very dextrous worker. After the $14,400. In addition, the Turret's interior was painted general arts program for one school WLUSU's Business Manager John Karr said, "The year ('78 to '79), after graduating project was completed, Dean blue as opposed to its original colour of brown. painting of the stairwells will be started immedi~tely." wanted to see the entire African A new double refrigerator was purchased two weeks from grade twelve at a local high The painters are scheduled to come on an upcoming school. He was very interested in continent before returning home to ago to act as a satellite (alternative) bar in Willison anthropology, but found university Canada. continued on page 3 Lounge for the Turret. The new bar has been planned continued on page 3 2 -the CORD- THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5,1987

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"There's a business person rather than representatives of solutions, everybody agrees," said Smith said."They just glossed over was everything students expected it in my group who's been reading defined organizations or interest Sheena Weir of the Ontario Federa- everything with no mention of any be. to about the stock market in the news- groups. Conference kits identified tion of Students at a mid-Forum concrete suggestions that came up. It was a meeting of minds, but not paper all afternoon and every once participants by name and city only. student press conference. "But it is What about the here and now? I a changing of minds. It was an in a while he looks up to say that Name tags gave names only. much harder if we are talking about didn't expect them to reiterate attempt to placate students and greater accessibility (to post- "This makes networking virtually details and solutions. When the everything that was said but there other groups who were making too secondary education) is 'not impossible, and allow pocketbooks come out, the social has been a filtering of information. much noise about under-funding, doesn't economically feasible'. I don't think coalitions toform. This kind of forum conscience goes out the window." There was a lot more consensus and restricted access and poor condi- people were really listening to each would have been the perfect oppor- Frank Smith, coordinator of the constructive ideas talked about here It was an orgy of wide-eyed tions. other at all. It was more like mental tunity to form those networks and than they are expressing in their theorizing about a nebulous future it National Education Association of masturbation." hasn't happened," said Disabled Students, was disappointed summaries," said Smith. and a diversion tactic from the real "You also have to take a look at Diamantopoulos. with closing plenary speeches which One highlight of the Forum was and solvable problems of the the people who aren't here and the Others were frustrated that no were intended as summaries of the the gala closing banquet, complete present. way the whole thing was structured," resolutions or specific recommenda- workshop discussions. with live orchestra, two dance But it was, as expected, a good added Clarke. "I am the only female tions were expected from the 21 "Those speeches could have been troupes, flaming strawberries jubilee start. black student here. There are three workshops. written before the forum happened Forum on Post continued on page 5 The National other black women here but they Secondary Education in Saskatoon are all in the same workshop. There this brought together for the week are very few native students here. levels of government first time both All these people sitting around as well as over 600 representatives talking about how they are going to business, special interest of labour, make the system more accessible to university and college groups, minority groups is great, but that is administrators, faculty, and not how change happens. It doesn't students. come from the centre, it comes from The more than 50 student partici- the periphery. And the periphery pants gave varied analyses. aren't here." "It was much better than I thought it would be, " said Graham Flack, a "There are so few native people at Dalhousie University student who this forum," said Gina Blondin, a sat on the Forum's planning native of the North West Territories committee. and a graduate student at the "There was always the danger University of ."And that certain groups would walk out: there is such a limited amount of like labour, or francophones or time (at the Forum), we don't have students," said Flack. "But we found time to get into any depth." some central ground, and I think "It makes me suspicious when the people really listened to each other. list of delegates to this conference The participants did not necessarily does not indicate who represents agree but they now appreciate each horn," said Mitch Diamantopoulos, other's positions on the issues." a sociology student at the University Others were not so enthusiastic. of Regina, who attended the forum "One three-day forum isn't going as an observer. to change anybody's mind," said Delegates to the Forum were Cards on the way

By Elizabeth Galvin names of the students who have paid incidental fees; according to this may have to the Despite paying $16.00 in health Bussiere added delay. plan fees Wilfrid Laurier University "There was a bit of delay getting are still paying on the spot in students but for health coverage because they the computer tape we can't actually process the claims until we have yet to receive their health get the tape," Lockhardt said. insurance certificates. "Once this is all over I'm going to Students will probably be photo by Dave Wilmering be calling McMaster; they have the receiving their Health Plan cer- Cord same plan as us and I'm going to find tificates in the mail within the next Ghostly Matt Johnston smirks into the camera at out if these problems are going to two weeks because WLUSU last Former Cord Editors-In-Chicf do have a future. place happen on a yearly basis or just this week sent the disc to John Ingle Laurier's Fall Convocation, which took last weekend. once," said the President of WLUSU Insurance Company. Dave Bussiere. As soon as Ingle's receives the is "extended health which "There is no delay," said Kevin information, they will process the care" a lot of what covered Lockhardt, National director of funds and send students a certificate covers is not Improvement delay by OHIP such as the allotment of Public Relations for the University with their Health Plan number and continued from page 1 The need for the repair was found semiprivate hospital rooms, pre Plan at John Ingle Insurance Co. other information on it. The and Monday and finish the following damage to criptions. because of done one of "Students were covered as of insurance company will also sort Thursday, so the Turret will not be the sinks last year. The pipes have Once students have their cert- September 1, 1987." through a pile of prescriptions that closed for the paint job. been eroding due to the silt in ificates, they can present it to the Bussiere said, "The problem was, WLUSU has sent them and Willison Lounge is also to undergo Waterloo's contributing to pharmacist when picking up a water; it took a lot longer than what we reimburse students who have paid some renovations, costing ' the problem was the grade piping prescription and pay only $1 for low originally thought or planned to get medical costs, but are covered by approximately $2,000. In lounge was their medicine. the that used when the Turret was a computer disk with full-time the plan. WLUSU plans to put up lights, first built. Karr said that the urinals About 50 to 60 students have beer students names on it." Students who have to get pre- glass cased shelving enclosing are scheduled to be fixed over the opted out of the program according The disk has a list of students who scriptions filled before they receive various sports paraphernalia, a dart Christmas holidays. to Bussiere. Forms are available in are covered under the plan. Delays their certificates have the oppor- board, as well as fixing up the promised the WLUSU office if a student wants When asked if all the in completing the disc occurred in tunity to save their receipt, pick up furniture. improvements his/her money back and they are to the Turret will be the Registrar's office, which provided claim forms in WLUSU and send it Recent maintenance costs also completed already covered by another health before his term is over, the names of full-time students, and Ingle's a include $3,150 to for reimbursement. plan. for repairing the WLUSU President Dave Bussiere the Business office, which gave the Lockhardt explained that the plan urinals in the Turret's washroom. replied, "Definitely." Dean Peters: living and dying in continued from page 1 at site on the banks Africato Dean died on July 12, 1987. was held in Waterloo the family of the Zaire river. It returned Canada. He embarked on a three month, Due to the sweltering heat, which church. After plane tickets were was neatly trimmed with bricks and Dean travelled to find his niche, upriver journey with about 1,000 hovered around 110 degrees fahren- booked, the Peters family left for covered with fine gravel. Banana and to find the meaning of his life. In other travellers. Dean went second- heit, the body was buried quickly— Zaire. They arrived July 24, met plants surrounded the grave site, as the process he made many friends, class under severe conditions, living before an autopsy. The exact cause Claire (Dean's fiance), and it lay in wait for the arrival of Dean's and helped countless people. He will in a small room with four adults, of Dean's death remains unknown. immediatelychartered a plane which family. be missed by all those whose lives he three children, and some baggage. It was a sunny day when John • took them to the village where Dean The family were later hosted by touched. On the eighth day of the boat trip he Peters and his family received a was buried. the villagers, who had only met the was given some fruit by a friend who knock at their door. Two Waterloo The three hour plane ride inland family hours earlier, and had never had just left the boat; he ate the fruit policemen entered, asked a few from Kinshasa ended at Lisala, met Dean. Staying for the night, and developed severe dysentery. questions, and then informed them where they were greeted by singing they visited the grave at dawn, and The illness apparently left him on that their son was dead. The police and mourning French-speaking departed that morning. They flew to day 11 because he makes no had little else to offer. John Peters villagers. John Peters' daughter Rae the dam where Dean had worked reference to it in his daily journal. was told to contact the Canadian (a Laurier graduate) translated the for one and a half years and saw the On day 12 Dean was feeling very Embassy in Ottawa for more infor- dirge, and later they were presented hospital that he had helped supply faint and asked to see a nurse. As he mation. with a bouquet of flowers. electricity to. With reluctance and a got up to go, he simply fell dead. The following Sunday a memorial The family went to Dean's grave feeling of loss, the Peters family — 4 — - the CORD THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5,1987" WMiMI 'TTQMQPPbwr^^"^^^tmysilt .<(, SOME TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE PONT MISS THEM! la I0 'Ah/ at info booth IJv >1 WLU: $4 k - OTHERS: $6 I (i ~ t/ti -X& WTNlfi W\ I AT THE TURRET! HMJhIPH-1 ** x l_/ doors open at BPM Hp C | BAND! with opening act 'THE RHYTHM TWINS'! t WHAT'S ON WEDNESDAY C /,JIN A I! 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" ~ ''~ 1 5^>^^^^^CK>:>r<>-^XX<)Cr/>yxy'xvy>ryy>ryyxy>^ THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 5.1987 the CORD PAGE 5 5.1987. Laurier doing enough for the disabled? By John Trus According to Paul Tubbe, a part­ other campus buildings are virtually "We give the recommendations be fully accessible. Nichols said, time student who has been confined impossible to use fully. to Wes Robinson (Director of "Unfortunately, the government For the handicapped students of to a wheelchair for four years due to "I've been in the Athletic Complex Physical Plant and Planning) and he does not give us any funding for this Wilfrid Laurier University, the ramps a motorcycle accident, "The lack of only once (during the career fair), reviews them and does whatever he development. When the government and elevators mean more than an facilities for us makes life incon­ but they had to let me in the back has to," said Nichols. He also stated dictates it, then we will be fully interesting change from the usual venient and uncomfortable, but the door," said Tubbe. He would like to that money was not an issue unless accessible." stairs. The three students on campus people are great." use the facilities, but it is impossible it was massive construction. Tubbe said, "In relative terms, the confined to wheelchairs depend on Although the modern Peter's to get to most of them, and the rest The university recently installed a money spent is a small amount to these accessibility features for building and the new John B. Aird are very inconvenient. Students in $30,000 chairlift in the basement of pay in return for what the university thorough transportation around the building, now under construction, wheelchairs cannot live in residence the library to allow accessibility for may lose without handicapped university. are designed for wheelchair use, the because of no accommodation for the handicapped students. Tubbe students." them. said, "It's a bit inconvenient, but the Fred Nichols, Chairman of the library staff are very helpful." Handicapped Committee for Dave Bussiere, President of Laurier, established six years ago, WLUSU said, "Just as students said, "We are very aware of their should not be withheld from coming needs and are addressing them." here due to financial problems, they The committee met on October 27 should not be withheld simply discussing handicapped accessibility because it is inaccessible to handi­ problems. "The March of Dimes capped students." surveyed the campus and gave us a For the Student Union Building, stack of recommendations for each WLUSU established a fund some building," he said. The committee five years ago to install an elevator also addressed problems brought to the upper floors. Bussiere says forth in a letter by one of the handi­ that the fund is $60,000 and this capped students. year's budget has set aside $5,000. According to Nichols, the com­ However, since the elevator will mittee has "developed goals" and cost $200, 000, Bussiere hopes to are working on improving handi­ obtain the remainder "from capped parking facilities, fixing and alumni ... and hopefully a fund-raising adding ramps, and developing a campaign in the community." handicapped awareness program for A definite date cannot be estab- \. ~culty. 'Th"e C1:;~S ilie ""(ill e sti on tJA ; Cord photo by John T rus By Steve Mclean place on November 9 and 10. Regarding this date, WLUGSA More specific information about President Peter Postozny stated, Unfortunately, wheelchairs can't hop stairs, something disabled student On November 24 Laurier students the referendum will be disclosed "There are differences for graduate Paul Tubbe has discovered at Laurier. will be faced with the decision of after discussion at WLUSU's board students and different issues which whether to join the Ontario Fed­ meeting this Sunday. will have to be looked at more eration of Students (OFS) at a cost At the October 23 Wilfrid Laurier closely, which is the main factor of three dollars per student, and, University Graduate Students' behind the later date." also, whether to join the Canadian Association (WLUGSA) board Nomination forms may be picked Federation of Students (CFS) at an meeting, it was decided that Laurier up in the WLUSU office-where Was it a success? additional cost of four dollars per graduate students can opt for CFS additional information will also be student. membership during a referendum available-and must be submitted Nominations are now open for a which will be held from February 10 by November 6 at 4:30 pm. press conference immediately continued from page 3 "Yes" chairperson to promote CFS, to 12 in 1988. following the closing plenary. "The and a "No" chairperson to head the and a speech from Saskatchewan secretariat will continue its work of campaigning against CFS member­ Minister of Education Lorne preparing and disseminating ship. Hepworth. materials arising out of the forum, Each side will be provided with a Women want to be lee!? "I guess making it lavish is the until that work is finished." maximum $150 budget from the government's way of telling people Wilfrid Laurier University Student SOURCE: Picaro this is important," said Tony Liberal Secretary of State critic Union (WLUSU), to bring their HALIFAX (CUP) ··A male candidate in a recent student council election Macerollo, chair of the Canadian Bill Rompkey praised the Minister arguments to the attention of the Federation of Students. "But people at Mount Saint Vincent University says women don't run for council for arranging the Forum but added student body. positions because they like being led. forget about strawberries jubilee that the idea of an inter-govern­ Although WLUSU will be in pretty quickly." "Girls, really, are more complacent. They look to the men for some mental committee was not a new charge of the referendum, the strange reason. Generally speaking women seem more likely to accept Many student delegates boycotted one. Romp key handed out copies of student unions' Vice President: being led then to accept leadership," said Rod Benteau, who tried for · the dinner because of the a bill he brought forward in the University Nfairs Brett Connors and lost - a seat on senate. Saskatchewan government's recent House of Commons over a year ago said, "WLUSU will be abstaining Ten student council positions were up for grabs in the October 13th move to reorganize the college which calls for the establishment of from making an official stand so that and 14th elections, in which only eight per cent of the student body system in Saskatchewan. Two an inter-governmental council on no biases will be established. Our voted. Seven spots were uncontested, and six were won by men. The proposed bills would mean that 1500 Canadian Post-Secondary prime concern is just making sure results mean that men make up about one third of the council. workers in the affected institutions Education. that the referendum is run fairly, Over 80 per cent of the University's 4,100 students are female. would lose their status as union smoothly and efficiently." Connors Benteau based his comments on an observed lack of female partici­ members. "The idea isn't original," said added, however, the WLUSU board pation in classrooms. He said that historical institutionalized sexism is The final plenary consisted of little Rompkey. "Groups like the members may take a public stand hard to shake. more than summary speeches, a Canadian Association of University on the referendum, but that they will Said Benteau, "Let's blame society." profusion of thank-yous and vague Teachers, The Canadian Federation be doing so as individuals and not as But other students point to apathy and an overwhelming female promises by Secretary of State of Students and the Association of sanctioned WLUSU members. presence as the reason men are getting involved. to establish an inter­ Universities and Colleges of Canada Concerning the timing of the "It's one good way to let the university know how the males feel," said governmental body to further have been talking about this for referendum, Connors said, "I think student Rick Collins. examine post- secondary education years." it's a fairly good time because it will be after most midterms and major issues and to continue the work and "It worries me that people are the spirit of the forum. essays but before final exams." leaving here thinking they've done Connors said that the date is to "We will be looking for new their work, that they've performed WLUSU's advantage because they OPEN HOUSE modalities and new arrangements to their public duty on this issue," said will be able to learn from the reflect the new mood expressed CFS's Macerollo as delegates left problems which could possibly arise UNIVBIIITY Of 10RON1D through this forum," Crombie told a the Forum. during the University of Waterloo's DEPT. 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To enable you to employer how theirabilities/ skills, confidence. -Your persuasiveness about interests and career and ability American Express Information Session gain additional information experience, Fri. November 6 10:00 - I:3oam. Paul Martin Centre andyour understanding of the job. Financial Administration Test, Public Service Commission 1 liNvJ -Your short and long term career Thurs. November 12 7:oopm. U. of Waterloo, Eng. 1,Rm 3518 (((MT TU¥C VC ADO IIIM goals. Finally, preparingfor the interview Student Placement Officer Information Session * illw I t/\rv. wiH g jve you the confidence you need to answer with authority. Fri. November 27 1:00 - 2:3opm. P3067 Employers are recruiting 1988 Graduates —J from all disciplines now! Remember that leadership is a trait which employers are always IF YOU ARE SEEKING EMPLOYMENT looking for. Attend an Interview Cl/II I Q Vlll IR UPON GRADUATION INQUIRE TODAY ARF * Or\lLl—ill 11—i v*''* AY Skills workshop soon for more j A TT IT* CAREER SERVICES information. T/"\•!> vyll ———— J, <1 VJ 1. OIL Lower floor, Student Services Centre — L"f TTI 1LJp lliflL Hiring of spring University graduates through ■111 SCHEDULES on-campus recruiting occurs primarily before =Z4/J AVAILABLE IN of your graduating year. If you are facing employment can also make an appointment March CAREER SERVICES interviews in the near future or are with a career advisor who will help C\jfDl AVCD 112IVTITfIDIV/f ATf —— in the process of determining your you assess your skills. You may LMI LU t C.l\ IINFv-Jlai J. Schedules of employers recruiting °n cam us or ermanent ar) career goals,'skills identification' also use one of several career ¥ AV/Alf ARI F P ,^ P d will be of utmost interest to you. planning guides available in the LIItHI. /"W/mIL- summer positions are published regularly from September until Why? Because interviewers are CareerInformation Centre. These A computer data base called a starting point for many students going to be asking you about what publications contain skills VIEW has been developed by jin their job search. Further April. Deadlines for applying to you feel you can contribute to their assessment exercises which are self- Career Services to enable information on most of these various organizations in Career early organization. Also, as part of your scored and challenging to attempt. students to obtain a computerized organizations can then be Services commenced as as early as September career planning, you should be Employers are more interested in list of potential employers by researched in Career Services. 30th this year, As well, schedules of events listing assessing your skills, along with what you can do (i.e. your skills) industry type and geographical Students have access to the data a" u 'n g workshops your interests, values and than in what you know. Your location. The organizations listed base from any computer terminal P com and programs offered by Career personality, in order to focus on ability to identify, articulate, and in the data base have not indicated on campus. Don't worry, you available at the the type of work you desire. How illustrate your skills with examples the availability of an immediate job don't need to be a computer Services are beginning of each month. Drop by do you go about assessing your will give you a decidedly opening, but represent wizard to use VIEW. Drop by and pick up your skills? How do youknow if you are competitive edge in the job hunt, organizations which students may Career Services to pick up a Career Services really good at something? What as well as a useful tool in the wish to contact reguarding copy of the instructions. copies.

skills are employers looking for? _ career decision - making process. potential employment. To what extent have you developed k 'I Altough the number of Soar into Slimmer skills in all aspects of your life organizations is by no means including work, school and extra- exhaustive, VIEW will serve as

curricular involvements? How do > you go about ranking your skills in WANT A JOB order to identify the skills that are AS A STUDENT most likely to help you FLACHMtrNArFMFNT1 yourself in a competitive way to an Of Tli>fA>IT F> C A ID employer? What skills are you B ■ OFFICER OUMMLK JUB T AIK lacking and how might you go WANT A SUMMER JOB AS A about develping them? These are STUDENT PLACEMENT COlTling SOOn

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, . jobs! r . Everyone wants these Irton o on you prepare (or interviews or plan 10:30am - 3:30 pm • r your 1111 11II111'l 11AVK1M114I ,. career. Career Services . r-. in ublic relations, personnel, Something for tveryone. offers help with skills assessment n P in various ways. You can attend a program planning, sales and IntPrPStPf]HlLclcaicU in111 ~ And the pay . - .. reqularlv scheduled Career administration. is tt . a i Get your Slimmer off a flying Start. Exploration workshop, in which a Advertising Of great! Karen McCargar, who to

mumber of « ,• spent - self-assessment o two years as a supervisor p, Tn« TT A/^UCO exercises are carried out, including IVlcirKetinCJ. Qf Kitchener Canada 1 I tAC-xlltltm one on skills identification. You Employment Centre for Check Qut the want ads and APPI ATIOMIv-JIN rUKIYia^UW,PORMQ NOU/I .articles in 'Marketing' Students will give an (Canada's weekly newspaper) informative session on how to Applications forms used by all Faculties of M I Available in Career Services J compete successfully for these Education in Ontario are available in Career positions. Joining Karen — ... will Services.0 Representatives0 from the Faculties Mir 1 OTI be two Student Placement summer. of Education suggest submitting your form as limn M • Officers from last ° and l jr '"Sl de on arly as po le ' when applyins 4 the . . Attend CAREERS IN BUSINESS FOR , | , . . how9°™to app,yf and how"112to ss^ t only AD-ro O cpicMPrcTrincMTCi j- Faculties of Education ou may & select ARTS SCIENCE STUDENTS to discover interview for these positions. three universities. Calendars from your career options in the business field. Friday, November 27 each Faculty of Education are available Speakers include; Jake Arnold, Vice i:00 to 2:30 pm. in P3067 for reference in Career Services. From President, Human Resources, British jtJL,. Education are available American Bank note Fred McLean, llil for reference in Career Services. Also c ' t 'le Professional School Factsheets Manager, Training & Development, Group vSn information admission critena ' Sales, London Life Dave Seyler, Marketing I ,s ONE STOP FOR: Manager, Riverside Brass. Thursday, CAREER SERVICES YOUR November 5, 6I 0 0 - 810 0 p m I I OJob Postinss "Career Planning ' Search Tips Xa«.,.nfom»«on in the Paul Martin Centre. -Job THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5,1987 the CORD 7 Crash affects Laurier stock-market game and give them a chance to increase By Sandra Haley To play the game, business enough credit to utilize $200,000, tegies are taken. According to the students enter their could either result in a gain business professor "selling stocks their earnings. In times of stock- The stock market has hit transactions into which crash their investment or a loss is a good strategy for gaining market surges Tubbe wishes the First-year business students a computer, which then compiles doubling short" Laurier! the entries with the results to their investment. money, as is investing in "safe game money was his own because engaged in Laurier's stock market students' double sent from the Toronto Stock One student team utilized most of stocks." "you could really gain a bundle." game are experiencing life in the fast Exchange, and display results their margin on the stocks, the "Even with safety stocks," said The stock market game began in lane as the stock market continues the back to the teams. result, however, was a double loss one first-year business student, "you the late 1960s when Laurier to oscillate. because the stock market can still get your ass kicked." Professor Dr. Ralph Blackmore "It's a good learning experience With the stock market results of plummeted. This group then moved best strategy to take, said implemented it into first year for students," stated Dr. Jim the last few weeks, however, the The a position where the value of their Tubbe, "to get out before (the business classes. At that time, the McCutcheon from the Faculty of students have been forced to use to is holdings depreciated. It was, said market) goes down." Tubbe was game was played with pencil and Business and Economics, and strategies which differ from those McCutcheon, "a lesson speaking from real life experience as paper and several students kept currently the main organizer of the used in previous years of the game. well learned that margin buying is a double-edged well as game experience because he track of everybody's transactions. game. Students begin the game with sword." puts "real" money on the Today, the modernized computer Said Business student Paul Tubbe in "play money" and with $100,000 stock-market. version of the game is played among in agreement, "It gives us something the advantage of a 50% margin. This McCutcheon said that losing business students and offered to only during a Team members remain optimistic to think about." means that the students have money is not the result over 7,000 high school students from decline; money despite stock pitfalls and collectively stock market gaining coast to coast. in a decline depends on what stra- feel the market will soon improve SUB is being vandalized By Linda Schmoll Student Union Building. In a rel- everything up. We still have to run." atively short period of time, there The flushometers on the urinals in Vandalism in the Student Union have been several incidents. the men's washrooms at the Turret Building is becoming a chronic These occurrences include: a and at Wilf's were twisted and torn problem, and it is costing WLUSU break-in to Student Publications, off. WLUSU is looking into getting money. part of the urinals in the Turret and protective covers for the flush- "We're trying to decrease vulner- Wilf's being ripped out, and a hole in ometers. The cost to the urinal ability," said WLUSU President the wall beside the Pizza booth in damage is approximately $300. Dave Bussiere. He said that what the Turret. A sink in men's washroom bothers him the most is the extra The Cord office was vandalized the at the Turret was also money needed for things that could late in the evening of October 24. damaged. WLUSU would like a have been avoided, such as van- The wiring of the computer system to get counter so that the sinks would no longer be dalism. was damaged, two telephone free standing, and therefore would "I would tend not to blame receivers were torn off and papers not collapse to extra weight. security," said Bussiere. He added were thrown around. There was no due The hole in wall by the that security has been asked to step- forced entry, therefore security the Pizza booth was probably accidental. up protection of the SUB. believes the office was open, or "We've had these problems Security's John Baal said, "Our opened with a key. Security con- before. It's normal wear and tear (of major problem with vandalism is siders the accessibility to the Cord the wall)," said Baal. Due to the dry usually outside (of the buildings)." offices a problem, because often the wall construction, the wall easily Baal said that "cars are vandalized," doors are not locked. which includes broken taillights, and But Bussiere points out that it's a crumbles. Cord photo by lan It has been estimated Dollar removed aerials. volunteer organization and that "we that the vandalism which has occurred have Godda like that Canadian beer, eh?! Like, we like the stuff so However, WLUSU president have to depend on trust. Close to been incidents involving a much like we wanted to like depict ourselves as like beer bottles. Dave Bussiere said that he's noticed 100% (of the students involved) time factor of a seconds. It like happened like this at the Turret's Halloween bash—like. an increase of vandalism in the deserve that trust. We can't close few

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■ 11— - _ THURSDAY, 8 — the CORD NOVEMBER 5.1987 Remember us...

"When young kids talk to Legionnaires today, they see us as old men with grey hair. They think all soldiers are old. But they weren't. They were young boys. Some of them would only take one step with a rifle in their hand before they would be shot dead." Legion President Len Dunkel Lloyd Smirle: Why he joined

day 8, when 18- A couple of weeks ago The Cord telephoned Maybe those of us who have grown up in the The was June 1940, year-old Lloyd Smirle told the recruiting Mr. Dunkel to see if it was possible to talk to some post-war era cannot understand what it was like and joined the veterans for this article on Remebrance Day. Mr. to be a nation under arms. After all, we have been office he was 19 Cameron Lloyd Dunkel was able to round up four gentlemen. born into the nuclear era. A war is unthinkable to Highlanders of Ottawa. For Smirle, seemed was Two of them were very willing to talk and didn't us because it would mean the obliteration of the the war exciting; it something mind The Cord printing their names. The other world. new to do. only two were only interested in talking on a personal His life was at a dead end. He was working for a level; ifThe Cord's reporter wanted toknow what Professor Terry Copp, chairman of the history making fifty cents a day Being it was really like to fight in a war, then they would department and World War II historian, said: farmer. a soldier, "seemed like the be willing to talk. It was very difficult for one fellow Remembrance Day must, first and foremost, be best job at the time." to talk about the war. You see he was a bomber about remembering those who gave their lives for Smirle was shipped to Iceland for basic pilot. He like thousands of others, whether us. The general questions of war and peace are of training. He spent the first year there England German, Canadian,French, or Japanese, had the vital importance, but on November 11th each before transferred to for the job of dropping bombs on cities; not cities full of year, we renew our bonds with individuals, friends, duration of the war. Lloyd Smirle didn't soldiers, but cities full of mothers, fathers, babies, relatives and comrades who made the supreme see combat...but he lost seven of his and the elderly. sacrifice." friends to the war. "I would rather that they (governments) put their efforts into On the subject of why remember, the "When 1 look in hindsight, I'm not too we remembering rather than protecting...the back Honorable Walter McLean and Waterloo Member proud of the fact that I bombed and killed a lot of main thing is I don't want to see as many of Parliament said: "These wars touched the lives German cities." dead people as I saw before. It was of all Canadians—those who served overseas and terrible, it was unnecessary." those who served in Canada —in factories, in Before these fellows would talk, they wanted to voluntary service organizations, or wherever they know why the article was being written. They were needed. We often take for granted our wanted to know what side was being taken. At current way of life, our freedom to participate in first it seems completely absurd that there would religious, cultural and political events, ourright to be two sides to take. But then Mr. Dunkel told a choose our government, the very freedoms story about last year's march to the cenotaph guaranteed by our constitution. Canadians who which was very nearly interrupted by a 'No-War' were sent to war in distant lands believed that FROM THE JOURNAL OF PRIVATE FRASER protest led by a high school teacher and her class. these rights and freedoms were being threatened. Could this teacher not see that such a protest In remembering their service and sacrifice we ... before the attack on the Somme could only be looked upon as a slap in the face to recognize the freedoms they fought to protect all those who served in the wars. Maybe not. and the peace they sought for the human family." As we lay shivering there in the darkness, the mind had every opportunity to run riot. I believe Thiebot, a dark-skinned ChannelIslander, and one of our 'tough guys' who always took great delight in taunting and scaring the 'drafts' (conscripted soldiers) with the remarks that they would last like a 'snowball in hell' when Fritz got after them, and so forth, took a very serious, religious view of things going even so far as to say that he knew he was going to get it, and turned over personal effects to one of his comrades. His premonition turned out correctfor he was dead in No Man's Land a few hours later.

From the Journal of Pte Fraser, pg 55

While on sentry duty November 1, 1915 near Locre, France

About 7:00 a.m., when doing sentry, I was surprised to see a couple of fellows in No Man's Land about 50 yards in, bending over something...At the moment I thought they were Germans and was just at the point of covering them when I saw they were our own men. Being curious and my sentry period just up, I went over the parapet to see what was the matter. It was a dead Gordon Highlander and they were going through his clothes gingerly. A few yards away were some more dead. We found out later there was a fairly even line of dead three or four hundred yards long principally Gordon Highlanders, though there were a few evidently belonging to an English battalion. Most of the bodies were skeletons or partly mummified and fell to pieces when moved. Some were half buriecT... On two of them we found paybooks, watch and some money. Their names were Robb and Anderson and they belonged to Aberdeen, Scotland. Robb was married and had several letters in his possession. There was one written by himself to his wife. Of course it was never posted. It was dated last December, namely, December, 1914. He was very optimistic regarding the war, went even as far as to say it would be finished in a week or two, and An unknown Canadian soldier's grave behind the firing line, October, 1916. Public Archives of Canada expected to be home for Xmas. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1987 - -the CORD- 9 In Flanders Fields

\n Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place: and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead, Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch: be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, tho poppies grow In Flanders fields.

I.it'nl -Coi lolm WO(/(' FEATURE

By Michael Wert Public Archives of Canada A Canadian sleeping in the front line, February, 1918.

Don McConkey: Infantryman George Gonczowski: Polish Survivor HISTORY OF THE POPPY Don McConkey fingered a history George Gonczowski knows what war Why was the poppy chosen as the symbol of book of the Royal Canadian Regiment, means to him. He was five years old when remembrance for Canada's war dead? Ist Canadian Infantry Division. the German Army marched into and The poppy, an international symbol for those who died in war, also had As he flipped through the names of the occupied Poland. international origins. dead at the back of the book I noticed a There are things Gonczowski doesn't A writer made the connection between the poppy and battlefield lot of names underlined in ink. "These mind talking about. He will tell you how deaths during the Napoleonic wars of the early 19th century, remarking were the lads I knew," he said. "I only he remembers soldiers with loaded rifles that fields were barren before battle exploded with the blood-red flowers knew one guy that went through the standing at the back of his classroom. after the fighting ended. whole thing." And he can remember not being able to Prior to the First World War few poppies grew in Flanders. During the Don McConkey fought through the sing the Polish national anthem. Under tremendous bombardments of that war the chalk soils became rich in lime from rubble, allowing 'popaver to thrive. the war Italian campaign. Every day was a tough German occupation Gonczowski, like rhoeas' When ended the lime was quickly absorbed, poppy began one. "Our fighting strength other Polish children, was forced to pick and the to disappear of 500 men again. turned over five times weeds the Germans used to make inkilled, wounded, Lt.-Col. John McCrae, the Canadian doctor who wrote the poem IN missing." medicine. Every week he would have a and FLANDERS FIELDS, made the same connection 100 years later, and McConkey himself was wounded by quota to fill. Once he picked his quota of the scarlet poppy quickly became the symbol for soldiers who died in German machine-gun fire. He remembers weeds, he would dry, bundle, and turn battle. the day vividly. Three companies were them into the Germans. Even today if Three years later an American, Moina Michael, was working in a New advancing towards an objective in Gonczowski getsa cut, he'll go out into a York City YMCA canteen when she started wearing a poppy in memory extended line. His company was in the field, find the appropriate weed, and rub of the millions who died on the battlefield. During a 1920 visit to the middle. They had just descended into the it into the wound. But these are but trivial United States a French woman, Madame Fuerin, learned of the custom. middle of a valley when machine-gun fire matters. On her return to France she decided to use handmade poppies to raise money for in areas of from the top of the opposite side pinned Then there are the memories that still destitute children war-torn the cou try. In November 1921, the first poppies were distributed in Canada. them down. McConkey was told by his give him nightmares forty-eight years However, thanks to the millions of Canadians who wear flowers each officer after the fact. to radio in an artillery strike but November, the little red plant has never died. And neither have Vividly, the radio didn't work. Pinned down and Gonczowski remembers Canadians' memories for 114,000 of their country-men who died in without communication, the young starvation. He remembers picking potato battle.

Lieutenant told McConkey to run back peels out of garbage cans to make potato ... taken from a publication of the Royal Canadian Legion and get word to the artillery. McConkey cakes. And he remembers the cold. "I knew his chances were not very good at wore shorts in the winter. I had to wrap making it back. And so did his Lieutenant. newspapers around my legs to keep from Walter Thalnann: a Swiss victim Yet, neither had a choice. This was the freezing." Walter Thalnann was sixteen years old reality of war. The advance had to Gonczowski saw a lot of brutality when the Americans mistakenly bombed continue. And McConkey was in no under the German occupation. But he Schaffhausen, Switzerland on April 1, position to question the reasoning of his does not like to talk about it. It is 1943. superior officer. something which haunts him in the middle Switzerland was a neutral country in McConkey had to run back up the of the night to this day. So he concedes. WWII. Schaffhausen is located on the ridge with his back turned to the German "I saw women raped, kids beaten up, and border of Germany, and is separated machine-gunners. By zip-zagging he families murdered because their hus- from Germany by the Reine river. On almost made it to the top of the ridge. But bands were in hiding." April 1, 1943 Schaffhausen had the mis- then a machine-gun burst caught him, Gonczowski is a strong believer in fortune of being close to Germany—too and for McConkey the war was tem- Remembrance Day."I saw a lot of close for the American bombers. porarily over. McConkey was to recover death...it could have been me t00...1'm Thalnann heard the planes coming. He and rejoin his regiment in the fall of 1943. one that is still here." If he sees a veteran tried to tell people but no one believed McConkey recalls life after the war. "It anywhere, he'd point and say, "There's him. After all, it was April Fool's Day. He took a long time for me to take anything one that saved me. I'd do anything for took cover inside. He lived. A lot of seriously. During the war the only thing them." people in Schaffhausen did not. that mattered was life and death." George Gonczowski immigrated to "The Americans flew over the city, Eventually he became an insurance Canada after the war. A lot of his family dropped their bombs and circled back salesman. His job required him to circuit did not make it. Gonczowski is an for a second run, but when the Swiss a large area by car. Every time he would associate member of the Royal Canadian anti-aircraft didn't fire back, they must round a bend he expected to get Legion. have realized something was wrong, and ambushed by German anti-tank guns. flew away." THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5,1987 - 10 -(he CORD

the CORD

Wake Up WLUSU!

"I think it's a fairly good time because it will be after most midterms and major essays but before final exams." WLUSU VP:UA Brett Connors What school is Connors attending? November 26 is the day of WLUSU's general meeting and CFS/OFS referendum. We don't know about you, but for most of us, our lives become due at the end of November. Classes end, term papers are due, and exams weigh heavily on the mind. Work accumulates as a semester progresses. By mid to late November the amount of student workload reaches a crisis point. Why then did WLUSU schedule a referendum on such an important issue at this time of the year? We aren't quite sure, and judging by the answers WLUSUites have given to our queries they don't know either. A Personal Account To be fair, Connors is not to blame. He has literally been thrown into the fire since being Domestic violence is not funny elected. He is trying to make the best out of a bad situation. But the question remains—why the end The discussion about the "Scary Monsters" most of the term? recent stupid prank led me to wonder, sometimes The vote was supposed to take place in early out loud, whether or not they and the majority of By (including Laurier students actually consider domestic violence November, but for a number of reasons a laughing matter. A WLU Student the recent by-election) it was postponed. As one person said, "Everyone tells racial jokes, Completed nomination forms for heading either and they're harmless too." Or, another said, "sometimes people take themselves too seriously." "maybe the noise the house is getting on or be him?", or in the 'Yes' 'No' side of the referendum must Well, having watched my own mother deal with the his nerves",or "maybe...", or "maybe..." submitted to WLUSU by tomorrow, yet people are pain of domestic violence; having watched my Fortunately, I had some savings, and my mother not exactly beating a path to their door. Surprise, younger sisters struggle with "emotional warfare" in could borrow some from my grandmother so she surprise! their own home; and having felt ignorant and helpless could set up in a new town and begin searching for a about the entire situation, 1 do take the matter new job. In the meantime, Unemployment Insurance Essentially, this referendum is a vote for or seriously and I wonder whether or not the tragedy of provided the basic financial support for them, but no against WLUSU's participation in matters beyond domestic violence is something we should be joking program exists that helps with the more expensive the Waterloo area. It is an important question. It about. transitionary costs, such as the first and last months It was on a Saturday night this past spring that I rent, furniture, living necessities, etc. would be a travesty if this question receives the became aware of the reality of domestic violence. We My two younger sisters have also showed great same treatment previous fall referenda have were enjoying Saturday Night Live at about midnight maturity. In their teens, they were forced to leave all experienced. when the phone rang; "Come and get me, please. their childhood friends, their school and their familiar hollow feeling of a example, the President's job He's been arrested..." A rather neighborhood in the middle of the last term In 1985 for WLUSU overcame me: How long had this been going on? school term. Because of the financial situation, they became a full-time position and vice-presidents How come no one told me so I could help? We had to find part-time jobs at a fast-food place or a were accorded $230/month honoraria. This meant rushed to my family's home, about an hour and a half clothing shop to help the family to get by. For my away by car, to find my mother bruised and I moved back into family home, for the first a $2.80 fee increase for all full-time WLU students. part, the exhausted, my sisters upset, yet defiant. time in four years, to help emotionally and financially 330 ballots were cast, only 183 of them in person. The police had responded to my sisters' call and and, soon enough, my savings for school had to be In 1986, 155 individuals voted to extend the arrested my mother's husband (not our father). He used for the more important needs of our family. president's salary year round and those of the vice- had been drinking and, as I was told that night, he In the new town, my sisters have done a good job usually flew off the handle when he drank and then of making new friends, but my mother is still in an presidents to full-time for one month in the my brother would "get it." Immediately, I drove my emotional shell. Her husband had told her for years summer. Another $2.60 increase. Last year, after a mother to the hospital where she was examined in that she was "useless", "ugly", "boring" and her sickly referendum, fees were upped by $16 as the the emergency ward. confidence is not entirely back yet. At 42, she's had 589 ballots were cast. Well, in many ways, this was a turning point but to start over--ALL over. The job market hasn't been Health Plan was passed. not the end of the effects of domestic violence. The kind either. Sure their are minimum wage jobs out Last year's Health Plan referendum was police did not want my mother and sisters to return there, but that's not enough to support her and my particularly upsetting as WLUSU could not find to the home—because the house was in his name, sisters. The field she has experience in is becoming would have decide whether my mother only computer any for the the court to computerized, and she has basic volunteers to run the Yes and No sides and sisters had any right to the house or any of the training—not enough to compete with new, younger campaign. The result was a "friendly" campaign, "non-necessities" such as furniture. But, of course, graduates. where the Yes and No sides were one and the the courts have yet to deal with the situation even You know, if there is a "good" to every bad No the unified Yes and No chairs did now, some eight months later. So, in the meantime, situation, it has to be the new closeness that exists in same. wonder my family —find a new home, family. through against the had to start over our We've been a difficult situation, not present a single valid argument purchase all of the "necessities" such as a place to sit and we stuck together. I'm proud of my family for Plan. in the livingroom, plates and pots, beds, etc. To do their courage and determination, particularly that of Students must be ensured that small voter so, however, my mother had to find a new job—he my mother. the knew where her other job was and she was too But, none of this is funny to me. I certainly turnout and minimal debate will not occur on frightened to be anywhere that he could "get" her. wouldn't want people to belittle the severity of the CFS/OFS issue. Postponing the referendum to To start over, from almost nothing, took incredible situation, and I'm sure that the one in 10 Canadian January is the only viable solution. Hell, WLUSU strength on my mother part. Most women succumb families that have also been throqgh a similar not even worded the question yet. It is not too to the emotional and economic dominance staying in situation would agree with me. So, what's so funny? has the home, blaming themselves for their spouses At who's expense are the "Stupid monsters" late. violence. "Maybe the home wasn't clean enough for laughing? I'm not laughing.

Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Editorial Board on behalfof Cord staff and are independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student Publications Board. THe Cord encourages our readers. Letters to the editormust be EDITORIAL BOARD feedback from typed, double spaced, and not in excess of 250 words. Deadline for letters is Rob Furtong, Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovic, News Editor Eric Beyer, Associate News Editor Kirk Nielsen, Entertainment Editor Monday at noon. Letters must bear the author's name, phone number and Chris Starkey. Sports Editor Con' Ferguson, Production Manager Michael Wert, Features Editor student i.d. number. The Cord is published during the fall and winter academic terms. Offices are Cord Meeting: Friday, Nov. 6, 2:30 p.m. in the Cord —a located on the second floor of the Student Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier Staff offices University, 75 University Ave. W„ Waterloo. (519) 884-2990. The Cord is a member of Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. great way to spend a Friday afternoon. Copyright ©1987, WLU Student Publications. No part of the Cord may be reproduced without the permission of the Editor-in-Chief. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5,1987 - —the CORD 11 OSMP —not very official Let's cut the crap. Question Simply, the Scary Monsters and their sympathizers Scary comment are trying to shift the issue away from themselves and onto the Cord. Admittedly, the Cord should not By have run the "belt your spouse" ad, but we did Rob Furlong apologize. If you read the letters in this week's paper scary Week not monsters the you will realize one these of that of apologized for promoting violence. Sure, they accountable to them—Zoltan Horcsok and Paul By Paul Mitchell claimed that they did not agree with the views Wilk. After all, these two have not disclaimed Paul espoused by their president, but they refused to Mitchell's presidency. If this party was official a Where is the best place to make love on campus apologize. And yes, it was the 'honourable' Paul demand for an apology would have been automatic. Mitchell —Official Scary Monster President —who Secondly, they could become official. But I guess placed the tasteless ad. WLUSU is more concerned with trying to force Had this been the president of a campus club, Tamiae, the Lettermen's Club, and the Women WLUSU would have demanded an apology from the Athletic Association into becoming campus clubs — club or the club's executive. If none was forthcoming groups which are obviously more dangerous than the funding would be cut off. And that's the word from angelic OSMP. the horses mouth—WLUSU president Dave What really strikes me as hypocritical is arts Bussiere. director Zoltan Horcsok's participation in this fiasco. So what's different about the Scary Monsters. Since taking office Horcsok has been a very, very Well, the Official Scary Monster Party is not official— outspoken critic of fraternities. This is fine and well, at all. Both WLUSU and the administration do not but if he is so evangelical about regulating frats he recognize them. Yet this unofficial party was selling should be just as fervent in his quest to regulate the tee-shirts in the Concourse. OSMP. After all, the OSMP with their poster There are girls who will do that? As far as I am concerned the OSMP has proven defacing campaign in the October by-election (they Aidan Tracey themselves to be promoters of violence. Would we didn't target the winner's posters), and their more Ist yr. Bus. accept an ad from the Ku Klux Klan? Of course not. recent 'joke/issue' have proven themselves to be as Admittedly, comparing the OSMP to the KKK is "dangerous" as any fraternity could be. I have yet to extreme, but until they prove they are not an hear the leaders of Sigma Theta Chi promoting organization promoting violence, the Cord will not violence. You can't have it both ways. If you believe accept any advertising for, or on behalf of this in regulating one, you must believe in regulating the "nebulous group". other. To twist the words of former Scary Monster How can this group redeem themselves? Firstly, (as I hear the party bigwigs have ostracized him from they could apologize. Since no apology has been their clique) Shaun Giilck: "Which side of your offered and none appears to be forthcoming, I would mouth do we listen to Zoltan". go so far as to suggest that the WLUSU board of Oh, by the way, for all you Monsters: keep up the directors demand an apology from the two members letter campaign—'cause if you want to talk about of the Official Scary Monster Party who are directly funny...

Lynching Scary On top of a running photocopier in the Monsters? the Library Dear Editor, Dean Hamilton personal ad too amusing. If your The Cord should be ashamed of 4th yr. Brain Dead desire was to provoke anger and itself. Having "lynched" three promi- blame Don't shake things up a bit you certainly nent members of the Scary Monster were successful but you probably Party last week of one small because Me...please? only wrote it because you thought advertisement in the "personals" you'd get a few cheap laughs. section, you solidified your image of To the editor: Domestic violence is a terrible being just another sleazy student In last week's Cord, the editorial reality for ma y men, women, and publication. I'm sure that there were comment presented an analysis of children and is a serious issue that many incidents of domestic violence the personal ad run by the Scary should not be trivialized or poked that Thursday night-and all because Monsters on October 22. As an fun at. All you've succeeded in doing of that one ad. epilogue to the analysis, a "for your with your senseless ad is offending 1 am not a supporter of the information" section subtly impli- and hurting a great deal of people. 0.5.M.P., nor am I a supporter of cated three individuals, including Support a government who pro- The Library domestic violence. However, I do myself. motes domestic violence? 1 don't Dave Campfens believe that people in journalism I was neither directly nor indirectly think so and I believe the majority of Gen. Psych. by a code of involved with the placement of the should operate certain WLU students feel the same way as ethics in order to maintain high ad. Moreover, I would ensure the I do. standards. With last week's editorial, editor that my views on domestic I'd like to invite you along with all the Cord had finally succeeded in violence are very similar to his. The the other OSMP's to a seminar that stooping itself to the level of certain issue is serious, sensitive, and will be held on November 17 at 8:00 sleazy tabloids. inappropriate for sickly dispositions. pm in L205. Sue Coulter from In your editorial, you spoke Clearly, the ad was in bad taste and Anselma House will be addressing glowingly of the right you have to should not have been submitted ... the issue of domestic violence. I'm withhold any advertisements that or printed! sure you'll find out just how amusing you consider to be "sexist, racist, Rather than making unfounded belting your spouse can be. in taste." Yet implications however, I suggest the around homophobic or bad Melissa Brandsma nowhere, in any previous issue, was Cord pay more attention to its Safety and Equality and responsibilities - this includes this policy spelled out in black Commissioner white. Certainly, I agree that the screening offensive ads. Integrity is The basement of the new arts advertisement was not very tasteful, prerequisite to good press. building but if this is indeed your policy, you Sincerely, Bonnie Wcppler should ensure that it is printed some- Zoltan Horcsok Club helps Hons. French WLUSU arts director where in the paper every week. To the editor: You also say that if people want to On behalf of the Bookstore I want speak freely,"...you had better be to acknowledge sincere appreciation prepared to sign your name at the to Patrick Gillette and the Fugwash bottom of a letter to the editor." I fun Cheap organization for their very effective found it rather interesting that no assistance in the promotion of the one bothered to put their name at I'd like to address the Official David Suzuki Meet the Author event of your editorial. Perhaps Scary Monster Party member the bottom who in the A.C.. This was one of the you your should read editorials over declared last week "Domestic most successful events in the history you a few times to check what Violence Week". Did have fun of the series. So, our hats off to you belting around your Respectfully Submitted, spouse? Well Patrick and your group. We look John Patterson Anselma House, that's the local forward to your co-operation in the Mr Patterson's letter exceeded the shelter for battered women,and the K-W Record didn't find your continued on page 12 250 word limit On me, please Tommy Toilet 4th Floor Turret 12 the CORD THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5,1987 More scary letters,and miscellaneous Cord criticisms continued from page 11 editor has learned well from his and see how incredibly ridiculous feel compelled to answer it this monsters. Paul Wilk claims that they future. mentors Joseph McCarthy and they look. Anyone who stops any of week. are a nebulous group, and that he Yours sincerely, Richard Nixon. He has perfected the aforementioned gentlemen in Firstly, I would like to respond to doesn't know who put in the taste- Paul Fischer their use of sleazy innuendo and the hall for a little bit of self-gratified editorials regarding the party but I less ad but that he certainly doesn't Bookstore Manager propagates it in this rag he tries to blood letting should do so only if feel compelled to answer it this adhere to these views. Zoltan pass off as a newspaper. Instead of they can be certain of never making week. Horscok has said that the is sure Communism, it seems that past a joke about Ethiopia, minorities, or Firstly, I would like to clear up a some people had quite a laugh. association with Scary Monsters the Challenger. This type of moral misconception. The Cord classified McCarthy?? I urge them to apologize and constitutes a threat to Laurier. Just crusade could only happen at was written in a purely satirical light Dear Editor make an "official" statement on like McCarthy, the editor has Laurier, the last bastion of and was not meant as an attack on am sick and disgusted with of their group. challenge I — behalf I a exposed "the names of three known conservatism. any minority groups that's it. classified as that appeared them to govern themselves the in the conspirators within our midst." The Chill out Laurier! There is no deep philosophical in weeks same manner that governs Cord two ago calling for analogy is murderous! Peter Wearing meaning behind any part of it. WLUSU campus clubs. How can they people to "beat their spouse". My only hope is that the careers If this letter sounds familiar it is all be part of the government on However, my anger stems from not of Paul Wilk, Zoltan Horcsok, and because it is a direct plagiarism of camphs, from the content of the ad and part of the "government in but from Shaun Giilk do not suffer the same Cori Cusak's letter of last week the riduculously overblown reaction guilty exile.: fate of others who have been Not responding to the criticism that her to it. similarly accused by similarly mis- In response to your enlightening article on Michael Jackson was I want the OSMP to follow the Firstly the McCarthyite tactics of informed public officials. editorial last week, I have a few homophobic. existing procedures on campus, or I the Cord editorial staff are com- Secondly, I wish that people would comments to make. Strangely enough, the Cord seems want them off the BOD and off pletely inexcusable. However, the - come down from their high horse Point 1 All classified ads are to think that controversial articles campus. supposedly pre-approved by an (somewhat more visible than classi- Shelley Potter employee of the Cord. In light of this fieds) on homosexuals can be printed "slip-up", I presume this employee yet anything regarding feminism is a has been fired. sacred cow. Some bit of an Point 2 - If this as was so out- inconsistency. The message I get is News writer rageous, why was there a 4 day that it is OK to make fun of gays, but delay in taking action? I am sure that not women (and I won't even COTTONWOOD being upstaged by the Record had concede that that was the intent of edited nothing to do with it. the classified). In the spirit of the Over

Point 3 - The disparaging remarks party (that which is described as made in regard to husband beating characteristic by Ms. Brandsma) I To the Editor, SO On Thursday October 29th, 1987, FEELS were quite ignorant. Personally, the editorial I invite Cord staff who my article "Legal Mix-up in Legal find wife beating and husband are obviously a bunch of spineless was printed on the front beating equally disgusting. Evidently individuals swayed by narrow Resources" page of the Cord. the Cord does not. Statistics indicate sectarian interests in a comedic CLASSIC the pervasiveness of the problem, attempt to cover their ass, to kindly Although originally I was quite not necessarily its severity. bite my shorts. proud of the work I had done on the Point 4 - I was not aware that Paul Mitchell, President of the article, I find that I am not proud to running an ad granted permission Official Scary Monster Party have my name on the printed for illegal activity. Shall we discuss version. In fact I am not entirely this with legal resources? convinced that my name belongs on Point 5 - There is no difference in Apology the story. I seriously question the hiding behind journalistic license to editing process that dramatically malign people who by your own altered my story. In particular, I admission "may have had nothing to Required object to the first two paragraphs do with the placement of this ad" which were not mine at all and which than what the Cord is criticizing. I I am writing in response to contained some very biased state- am the not guilty by association or by Official Scary Monster Party's ments and unproven "facts". In my fact. Obviously the staff of the Cord announcement of "Domestic version of the story, I was careful to feels free to practice a double Violence Week". Was supposed avoid such defects. There were also standard, if hypocrisy. this not to be funny? Did Domestic Violence a number of other phrases inter- Point - no 6 I have wish to be Week occur? I really don't spersed in the story that I take no "lumped" with think we in the rest of our require a Domestic Violence responsibility for. team of and continually moronic week—it occurs quite regularly tiresome "public officials". Even the enough in our communities. The article, as printed, was biased OSMP preferable group. is to that This tasteless classified ad brings against the Legal Resource Centre Point 7 - The Cord is the Enter- to light a number of questions and I feel that the LRC has been prise of the university. On social regarding the Scary Monsters. done an injustice. To help compen- issues, its mission go where is to First of all, who are they? They sate the LRC for damage that it may everyone has gone before. are not a Campus Club under have suffered on account of mis- Shawn Giilck WLUSU and neither are they an leading information and improper 4th Year Poli Sci association under the admini- representation in the Cord, I intend stration. They are not governed by to write a follow-up story stating as Is feminism any rules on this campus; they are clearly as possible, the LRC's posi- not "official". However, there are tion on the issue. a two members on the WLUSU BOD This time, I will make sure that I sacred cow who ran under am present while the editing is being At Cottonwood we know you don't buy our the banner of the To the editor: OSMF and won. These two done to be certain that the story price you clothing because of alone. But do Usually I don't bother to respond to members, Paul Wilk and Zoltan printed is truly mine. appreciate good value & fashion that stays in editorials regarding the party but I Horscok, still admit to being scary Janice Carter fashion. That's why we've had this classic all wool navy blazer manufactured to our own specifications.

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Somewhere along the line I knew there'd be girls, visions, everything... The Scene Sal Paradise Laurier helps host Third Cinema Third Cinema Festival is Canada's China are called the "Fifth foremost showcase ofcontemporary Generation", which are elegant, film and video from the developing beautiful films marked by their world. It also has created a forum in allusive qualities, in contrast to the which Canadian film makers can maudlin or moralizing tone ofearlier exhibit works made within the Chinese film production. One of the developing sector. hest examples of this qenre The Festival takes place in South- Yellow Earth will be screened in 2E7 western Ontario with screenings and Friday at 7:15. events at — Wilfrid Laurier Yellow Earth (1985/Chen Kaige) University, University of Waterloo, is set in 1939 and follows the trail of a and the Princess Cinema in soldier into a small village where he Waterloo; also at the University of stays, and becomes involved, with a Western Ontario, York University, peasant family. The film combines and . It then the elements of image, sound, and becomes an exhibition that will tour montage into the film with striking Canada. effect, and is framed by extended The Third Cinema Festival's first sequences of folk ceremonies, mandate is to present socially resulting in a moving film propelled relevant documentaries and feature by image and song rather than plot films to audiences in smaller regional or dialogue. centres where material of this nature Tonight at Laurier are films from is not normally available. the Philippines, including the 1982 The founder and executive film Himala, and on Friday films director of the Festival, Renate from The People's Republic of China Wickens said "Cinema has often will be screened. Along with Yellow been called an international Earth will be the films Wild language, a bridge between Mountains, and Small Happiness cultures." Wickens went on to state which won a blue ribbon from the that the Festival has rededicated American Film Festival and a first itself "to the ideal of the moving prize from the New York Global image as an embodiment of the Village Festival. individual cultures of the developing On Saturday one of the most nations." important films of the "Third World Appearing at Wilfrid Laurier is the Cinema" Tongpan from Thailand Chinese and South-East Asian Film will be shown. It is based on the Program which includes films, experiences of a Thai farmer in the videos, documentaries, and panel poor Northeast region of the discussions. All film screenings at country, and is an excellent example Laurier will be held in Room 2E7, ofa way to dramatize developmental and single ticket prices are three concerns in a national context. dollars. There is a "Festival Choice" Long unknown abroad, film from program included in the Third Third Cinema Wilfrid welcomes the Chinese and South-Asian program of the People's Republic of China is Festival which will screen Yellow Earth at Festival. Laurier Cinema Yellow Earth, pictured above, and Small Happiness, gradually becoming available to recent popular hits from the increas- the Third Cinema Festival this weekend. The films pictured below, are a part of this year's screenings. foreign audiences as a result of ingly sophisticated film industries of current government policies aimed Asia, Africa and Latin America. Star at The Princess Cinema; she presents Canadian scholars and film Festival emphasizes public participa- at opening trade and cultural "Festival Choice" will host the award will be there to introduce the film makers and the film going public, tion at these events and provides exchange with the West. A particu- winning Brazilian film maker Suzana and answers questions after. These with a unique opportunity to meet opportunities for the public to meet larly exciting new film movement in Amaraland her film The Hour of the films will demonstrate that "Third film and video makers from the the guest artists. Cinema" is a popular cinema whose developing world. Both young and entertainment value does not detract more established guests are invited This article was from its social relevance or aesthetic to the Festival to present their works compiled from Third Cinema program explorations. and participate in panel discussions the Festival The Third Cinema Festival with their Canadian colleagues. The and other Festival pamphlets. Nash the Slash bash same trash While National Velvet "broiled" By Steve McLean Unfortunately though, it seems that this was the final appearance for the current lineup as the audience was FM along with Nash The Slash sold out Fed Hall last told that "everything's gonna change." Even more Saturday. I was there to witness it for awhile. They unfortunately, a guy (not wanting in girth and with a played Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles. They played a swastika emblazoned on his forehead) kept jumping in couple of other uninspiring songs. It was Hallowe'en. front of me everytime I snapped a picture. The drummer was dressed like a surgeon; the bassist- It was then time for the night's headliners, Toronto's /keyboardist was supposed to look like a Medieval National Velvet. They were more than just pretty cool, crusader (I think); the guitarist had long, frizzy hair and they were downright broiling. The guitarist looked like wore stupid looking makeup; Nash was in his usual The Cult's lan Astbury. Lead singer/percussionist Claude Rains outfit. The neo-fascist bouncers had their Maria Del Mar possessed a confident, outgoing stage faces painted green and were dressed in combat manner and her vocal style and tarantism conjured up fatigues. They seemed to be severely lacking in the vital images of Siouxsie Sioux (with cleavage). Despite skills of reasoning. I got bored. I left. having lived in Guelph for three years, Mark Storm Not wanting to go home, however, I decided to drop consistently came up with solid bass licks. With regards down to the venerable City Hotel. What better way to to the band's new drummer, Maria contributed the prepare for the next morning's All Saints Day celebra- following with understated eloquence, "Gary Flint is tions than by hanging out with the nondescript under- the best fuckin' drummer ever." society. when belly of Kitchener-Waterloo Especially I can't readily categorize the groups's music, but the showcasing bands. Upside Down Productions is three dance floor was chock full 'o' perspiring revellers. This The first band up was Psycho Voodoo Fuck. must give you some idea of the powerful effect which Apparently they were as hip as their name might imply. the band had over the crowd. National Velvet presently I didn't get to see them. I guess I was so caught up in all has a 4-song EP out. It is quite good. Food can also be the excitement of hearing Frequency Modulation and quite good. I suggest you buy both in order to sustain their ageing, almost-star pal in the bandages, that I lost yourself until the early part of 1988. Then you can look all sense of time and place. forward to a full-length album from National Velvet on Saturday night's 1 eventually did regain consciousness just in time to the Intrepid level. Buy it, too. If was any indication of what we can expect see local favourites, Torso Column, mount The City performance it's to be even better than the EP. stage. They were pretty cool. They played nice and in the future, bound Ben. loud and they didn't wear Hallowe'en costumes. Here's to 14 the CORD THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 5,1987 fragile LAURIER LEATHER JACKETS New Yes not so By Rob Jordan Love Will Find A Way, was penned of the Yes heritage; Holy Lamb is by him. Although the lyrics could described in the liner notes as a by a phys.ed. "song for harmonic convergence". • Every a have been written AggC* . . Other styles available once in while one of * Highest quality garment leather rock's dinosaur supergroups stage a major (Here is my heart/Waiting for This idea of universal peace and * Excellent custom workmanship a effort to you/Here is my soul/I eat at Chez harmony was popularized in the late W* «Our tradition of quality and reputation Is comeback in last-ditch Br SmS-' your milk a buck from its loyal fans. The Nous), the song is a winner. sixties, a starting point for the group. Hr m[S SpH guarantee of fit and satisfaction not a song either. 1- typical comeback album is slickly It's bad yflflL -■ LEATHER JACKET: complete with studenfs Rabin shares vocal chores with HnP" choice of crest and lettering FROM $190 produced (most likely by David New to the Yes sound is the Anderson on many songs, as he did 2 MELTON JACKET: with leather sleeves; Foster) nothing like the addition of a horn section, present in with and sounds part to complete studenfs choice of crest on 90125. He is also doing his Like Love, and and lettering FROM $145 artist's previous All artistic (if Almost the material. make Yes fans forget Steve Howe playing of James CARNATION SPORTSWEAR integrity is sacrificed and the record harmonica Zavala 437 possible). Howe left in 1981 to form " Spadlna Ave. (at College St.) (of Eurythmics fame) on Love Will Toronto, Ont. MST 2G6 Asia, with percussionist Carl Palmer. Way. 2. Find A With a youngster of twenty-eight Big Generator is merely the latest ° $hort ' Just 1 ' ' hour drtve rom campus at the helm of Yes, one may easily chapter in the musical saga ofYes. It forget the band's psychedelic roots. is a good album. However, for a On Big Generator, original band four-year wait it should have been member Jon Anderson reminds us better. Magic of Mortifee —^— By Craig Cass and Alison Wilson Ann Mortifee charmed a sparse crowd of only 911 last Friday at The is quickly relegated to the "delete" Centre In The Square. Sunday Brunch bins of K-Mart stores. This woman with South African roots has lived for extended periods of There is the possibility that the time in Europe, North Africa, India, the Middle East specifically Beirut, comeback album may be a huge Lebanon, and now makes Vancouver her home. Her show certainly (11 -2pm) ALL YOU success. It may be the biggest smash reflected her life's experiences. of the artist's career and what was Shortly after her opening number she broke into several songs intended to be a final album, reminiscent of her early years growing up on a sugar cane farm in CAN EAT warrants an encore. Yes is a group Zululand with her nanny Gausaulaulau. The Sadness of the Tribe, a whose comeback in 1983 warranted single released in 1985,made the audience feel the frustrations and anger an encore. Four years later it has of present day South Africa. Gausaulaulau, a tribute to the memory of $7.95 arrived in the form of the Big her nurturing and loving nanny, was laced with pain and fear and hope, as Generator. the lyrics attest: The menu starts from: In many ways, Big Generator fits "Prisoner in your native land the Yes mold of musical pretension. You kept life hidden from my eyes Beef, shrimp, salmon, Each track is filled with the virtuosity With your future chained and bound Roast of guitarist Trevor Rabin, bassist You are still teaching me to fly." perogy, etc Chris Squire, keyboardist Tony At this point in the show it was obvious that Ann Mortifee was not the Kaye, drummerAllan White and the only artist on stage, as she was surrounded by an incredibly powerful clip coupon and $1.00 OFF unique vocal style of Jon Anderson. band made up of Miles Black on piano and keyboards, Rene Wurst on this receive The similarities end here. bass, Paul Burton on drums and percussion, Doug Edwards on located at 607 King St W Gone are the multi-part, twelve keyboards and guitar, and Jim McGillveray on percussion and sound minute epics that Yes has churned effects. Doug Edwards, who has been with Mortifee since her musical (directly across from the McDonalds) Kitchener out for eighteen years. 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Since joining the band in "Young boys lie still and lifeless is a limited enrolment program designed to prerare 1983, Rabin has moved from the With nothing in their eyes but wild surprise." students for the realities of the classroom. Our core new kid on the block to centre We Were Born ToLive completed the evenings tapestry of magic and program, in addition to prescribed ministry compulsory stage. Big Generator is co-produced myth. She is moving into a new space and the Friday night program was a art, subjects includes music, physical education and by Rabin first single, part of her life or professional career to date. We can only wait with in the classroom. class size and the album's computers Our small of anticipation and passion for her next chapter. approximately 35 students ensures personal attention from professors.

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Postal Code THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5. 1987 the CORD 15 A musical scam to idol snarls, and "oozes" sexuality. His reputation is fairly Comment by Cori Cusak well established. He has no need to be re-releasing songs that he recorded years ago. There is a musical rip-off happening right under The song Mony Mony is so overplayed it is our noses. ridiculous. There are not too many young people Music is not simply for the enjoyment of the who haven't heard it somewhere. The ONLY reason performers and the listeners, it is a business simply to it has been forced on us again is so that Billy and his make money. buddies in the recording industry can rake in more All businesses are supposed to make money, and 1 cash. A completely perfected scam that cannot fail. do not begrudge people making a living at I am just using Billy Idol as an example of this scam performing. I think that it would be an ideal that is taking place throughout the recording profession. I do not like, however, performers industry. He is by no means the only one that is capitalizing in the manner that people like Billy Idol involved in the grand scale rip-off of the unsuspecting are doing. public. Rod Stewart can also be cited as an offender. Just a brief rundown of the scam that Billy Idol is He did the same thing with the song Twistin' The running for those of you who have no idea of what I Night Away—first covered in the early Seventies— am talking about. now has been re-released several years later to make Past: Billy Idol was the dark-haired, slightly him more money. obnoxious lead singer of English punk band Another example of musical murder is in the Generation X. They had some cult hits in their time, recording of bands like Peter, Paul and Mary. but perhaps the best known song they performed Popular bands of the sixties, such as Peter, Paul and With Myself. Mary, are recording again to capture some of the 100% was Dancin' Billy Idol broke out of the punk scene to make audience they had in their heyday. That sector of the | money in the early 1980's. The first song that he had population now has money and can afford to buy j a hit with was Dancin' With Myself. Coincidence? No albums and CD's. ' siree. Rip-off on a small scale. He knew that he could The real problem is that when people such as this PURE WOOL keep the Generation X followers as fans as well as are monopolizing the airwaves there is no room for gaining that new commercial market he was so really talented bands like Lloyd Cole and the desperately seeking. Commotions. Bands like this create intelligent, This rip-off was o.k. as far as rip-offs go because he innovative material that is well-produced and was only starting out and needed a foothold. He was danceable. Why are they constantly being passed SWEATERS also in the band that originally did the song. Although over in favour of trashy music like Billy Idol? he was screwing his old mates out of some fame and It would be nice if there was some way that bands fortune, he wasn't really screwing the public. could be successful without selling out, and if there Present: Billy Idol has re-released his club smash was more attention paid to groups that create music regular $49.00 Mony Mony. It's being played on the radio, and is for the enjoyment of themselves and their listeners. now a 'hot hit' with the teenie boppers. Some merit should be attached to creativity rather After several years in the commercial music scene than it being an albatross around the necks of young NOW $24.99 bands. But hey, life's not always fair, is it? As long as , , HUETHER ,, Billy Idol has built up a following. He has his die-hard the public allows recording executives to dictate what HOTEL 56 KING ST. 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This piece wasrealized only through Victor Feldbrill served notice that it Throughout most of the piece, the diligence and sensitivity shown All three is a musical force to be reckoned the group seemed to be very 'tight'. by the string section. with. The only exception to this was when movements came off with consider- the The first piece on the program the xylophone and the piccolo were able shine and polish, leaving audience very satisfied at the end of the first half. The final work on the program was Tschaikowsky's Fifth Entertainment Quiz Symphony, and it was a fitting finale 'TIRED' OF to an excellent afternoon of music. This piece showed that the By The Backyard Escape orchestra is truly capable of per- Love Her Madly forming first class material as they CRAMMING? responded well to the challenges of this music. Questions : difficult 1. 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305 - 232 King St. N. (at University) 7' 46—25J 1O Waterloo, Ontario N2J 2Y7 16 the CORD THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5.1987 A hissing Cartoon Festival crowd Comment By Jordan Lay were turned away at the door, moralistic preaching a la Hartt twice threatened to "take his promoted racial stereotypes. which was just as well, because Nietszche. Bugs Bunny would cartoons and take the next train These negative factors prevented A capacity crowd was on hand guest speaker Reg Hartt raved and have called him a "ta-rah-rah- home", and actually stormed off enjoyment of some of the cartoons for the Sex and Violence Cartoon ranted and held about two boom-de-ay" (sound it out). the stage when the crowd started which nonetheless can be Festival at the Princess on hundred people hostage for five While most of the people were hissing. It should be noted that appreciated for their brilliant Wednesday, October 26. Many hours of fine cartoons and there in the hopes of catching a Hartt first invited the audience to animation and classic scores. mindless pageant of animated fun, hiss. Many of the cartoons of your the evening was dominated by a The cartoons, however, were childhood are now censored from man who must think he is either finally shown and were first rate in Saturday morning television. Hunter S. Thompson or Spalding spite of the blatant racist attitude Among the best at the festival Gray on speed. towards blacks and Japanese in were "Deputy Droopy", "Crazy You knew things would get the guise of humour. These Mixed Up Pup", "Minnie the fracture messy when Hartt started his cartoons were made around the Moocher", "Homeless Hare", and Today on to Hi. is a special day. Next week is a special week. Yes I know. ramble free trade and his time of the Second World War and "Bad Luck Blackie", name a hippest are tainted by the of few. Fracture the thing to hit The Cord since The Scene. Yeah, I can childhood to start the show. He overt racism dig it. Well, anyways, Fracture needs all the poems, prose, black and ended up sharing intimate details that time. Hartt goes to great Hartt says he will return to the white photo s, graphics, and a hole in my shoe, it can get its greedy little about his one-time heroin lengths in the program to defend Princess with another collection of experiment, the makers of who, hands on. Please, we except anything. Make Fracture yours, make during which Hartt the cartoons cartoons someday. And if you like Fracture hip. Get your kicks, on route... claimed "his brain went to Mars" even if they were not racists sitting in the dark for five hours (where it remains to this day?) themselves, exploited and and being preached at by a certifiable lunatic, go see Hartt's next show. Make sure you go a half an hour ahead of time so you can get a seat. Dennis Lee at Laurier

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By Con "Hillbilly" Cusak but they met with enthusiastic Yoakam stated that it was a Satur- audience approval. day night songand that he could not An acoustic guitar and one spot- The crowd played a large part in play it on a Wednesday night, and light were all Dwight Yoakam needed Yoakam's performance. He threatened to play a wajtz if the to captivate the entire audience at regularly incited screaming fits from crowd did not calm down. People Copp's Coliseum in Hamilton last the younger females by shaking his began chanting and clapping and Wednesday night. left leg Elvis style and hopping across the band broke into a waltz version Yoakam opened his two hour the stage doing pelvic thrusts with of Honky Tonk Man. During the performance with several songs from his guitar. The crowd response final strains he leapt into the real his first album Guitars, Cadillacs intensified as the show progressed songand people jumped to their feet etc. etc., including the lp's title track. and once caused Yoakam to stop in approval. The crowd burst into applause the midway through a sentence and Even the introduction of the band second he appeared in the spotlight remark with feigned surprise, "Boy members had the crowd rocking. and were cheering throughout the you sure are a noisy bunch!" Each performed their requisite solo show. Yoakam got unsolicited audience and most impressive was fiddle Yoakam successfully reworked response to the song list and teased player Brantley Kearns. Between Smoke Along The Track and Little them with guitar licks of their favorite the introductions the band moved Ways, two songs from his latest tunes. to an almost folk-like rendition ofLa album Hillbilly Deluxe. Both tunes At one point a request was made Bamba, complete with steel guitar were different than the studio cuts for the song Honky Tonk Man. and Yoakam singing the lyrics in English. Highlights of the show included Please Please Baby; Heartache s By The Number; Readin', Rightin', Rt. 23 (a song written for his mother, two aunts, and an uncle); 1,000 Miles; and the last song of the evening—his cover of Elvis's Little Sister. The crowd erupted at the first strains of the song and it got a good portion of them dancing. His Elvis-like hipswaying caused heart palpitations in more than a few women. An excellent choice, Little Sister raised the crowd to new heights of hysteria. A spotlight cut through the chanting, bic-flicking crowd to pick Johnson Love. Again, the absence performing for years and is also an up Yoakam as he crossed the stage of the band served to create an ex-punk. He spent some time touring alone and stood before the micro- intimate atmosphere and a bonding the United States as the opening act phone to begin the encore. Unsure between artist and audience. for Husker Du. He is a vegetarian, of what was taking place, as the Opening act on this show, Rosie and does not drink, smoke, or take band did not join him, a hush Floris, performed her forty-five drugs. Dwight Yoakam has fast enveloped the Coliseum. He minute set with an abundance of become a rising star and has a wide strummed the first few chords of energy despite the lack of audience variety of followers. Ring of Fire and those who had been enthusiasm. An ex-punk rocker out Dwight Yoakam has a unique travelling towards the exits stopped of Los Angeles, Floris has put style and is an accomplished singer- in their tracks and gravitated back together a talented country band /songwriter and musician. He has to their seats. Yoakam built up an and is currently promoting her self- an electric stage presence that atmosphere of despair and melan- titled debut Lp. One song that captures the audience and holds cholia with the combination of the received better than a lukewarm them through the performance. A acoustic guitar and his haunting reception was God May Forgive large part of his appeal is in his down voice. The emotion spiralled as he You But I Won't. At the prompting home country image and boyish performed This Drinkin' Will Kill of the emcee Floris was asked back good looks. Me. The studio track, found on for an encore. Having never been to a country Hillbilly Deluxe, is upbeat and the Sound problems plagued both show should not deter you from words come across less seriously. performers throughout the night. At seeing Dwight Yoakam. He crosses The solo stage version was so times the feedback was so annoying all boundaries and puts on an sorrowful it entranced the thousands that the audience was prompted to excellent show. A very talented of fans. yell insults. The delays helped to individual, Dwight Yoakam is a must The most riveting experience of motivate the already rowdy crowd. see for anyone who enjoys a good the evening was Yoakam crooning Thirty year old Yoakam has been time and good tunes.

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CIAU FOOTBALL RANKINGS CIAU SOCCER RANKINGS 1. Victoria 6. Concordia 1. British Columbia 6. McGill 2. Wilfrid Laurier 7. McGill 2. Bishop' 7. Acadia 3. Toronto 8. Memorial 3. Wilfrid Laurier 8. Alberta 4. St. Mary's 9. Windsor 4. St. Mary's 9. Guelph 5. British Columbia 10. Laurentian SPORTS 5. Western 10- Windsor Hawks advance to OUAA finals By Dave Agnew Western Mustangs last Saturday were being snuffed out 22-20 by a Philp and Nastasiuk connected again offense in check while the Hawk afternoon. Hallowe'en came early as determined squad of Guelph for another major. This time Philp offensive unit worked on the clock. "The short of it is, we don't get to the Golden Hawk football team Gryphons, who successfully lofted a 30-yard pass down the left Late in the quarter, Dave Kohler thump their butts." treated a small but enthusiastic avenged their 50-6 thrashing at the sideline and Nastasiuk, without intercepted a stray McGugan This was head coach Rich crowd to a 32-13 victory over the hands of the Western team only a breaking stride, ran under the ball offering and returned it 30 yards to Newbrough's reaction to the upset visiting . At the week previous. just as he crossed the goal-line, the Windsor five-yard line. From elimination of the 1-ranked same time in London, the Mustangs This means that Laurier will host making the score 18-3. there, rookie tailback Brian Jankovic Guelph this Saturday in a battle for Steve Rainey added another point took an option pitchout from Rod the Yates Cup. on the ensuing kickoff, putting the Philp and outran the defence to the The Hawk win was one in which ball into the end zone on the fly. corner of the end zone to score the the Laurier defence came up big Newbrough was impressed by the final touchdown of the game. This when it had to and held off the play of Rainey, who sat out last ended the scoring at 32-13, as the charging Lancers until the Hawk week's game against York with a leg convert missed. offense could take flight. injury. Jankovic replaced starter Andy "That was our best defensive "Steve's kickoffs were perfect. Cecchini at the beginning of the effort of the year," said Newbrough. His leg seemed to be stronger than second half, as the coaching staff "We shut down a very good rushing ever." Jon Graffi and Randy Pennett was impressed with his play in attack." The Lancers ran the ball 22 were also centred out for their good practice and wanted to rest times for only 60 yards. Windsor work on the special teams. Cecchini, who has had a sore knee. quarterback Mark McGugan Windsor narrowed the gap to 19- Jankovic responded well, rushing completed 16 of 37 passes for 250 10 early in the third quarter with for 100 yards in only two quarters of yards but four of those throws were their only touchdown of the day. play. "Brian may not have the agility

picked off by the Hawks - two by Laurier punter Mike Armstrong, of Andy but he runs hard and he Carl Zell and one each by Dave filling in for the injured Ken Evraire, runs low," said coach Newbrough. Kohler and Rohan Dove. fumbled a snap at the Hawk 10-yard The Hawks are now preparing for Saturday marked the return of line and was tackled by a horde of their Yates Cup showdown with the veteran linebacker Kohler, who L ncers, who gained possession on Guelph this Saturday. They will have had been sidelined with a knee the play. Two plays later McGugan to do without the services of injury. "Kohler was my pick for hit Steve Collins with a quick 13- second-team OUAA all-star centre defensive player of the game," said yard toss down the middle and Brian Breckles, who was removed Newbrough. "Dave's presence and Collins took it in for the score. from the Windsor game on a leadership means a lot to this team." Fumble aside, Armstrong had an stretcher, and is expected to be out Laurier scored the only point of outstanding game. The rookie of action for two weeks. Mike the first quarter when Steve Rainey's punted the ball well (33 yard average) Choma will move over to take over 16-yard field goal attempt went wide. and caught five passes for 81 yards. Breckles' position while Jim Orben Just into the second quarter Rainey Not to be outdone, the Hawk will assume Choma's spot in the tried again from 27 yards out and offense took the kickoff and line. this time was good, staking the marched down the field to regain Newbrough expects a "hard Hawks to a 4-0 lead. their 16-point margin. Once again, it fought, physical football game. ■—-~—"—~ » Nine minutes into the quarter the was Philp to Nastasiuk, this time Guelph knows what's at stake. They Cord photos by Joan Sandberg lead was extended to 11-0. From 24 from six yards out. Nastasiuk made have some talented people and Lancers' Yates dream speared: Solid defensive plays by Geoff yards out Laurier quarterback Rod a nice over-the-shoulder catch just Coach McNally knows how to get Belanger (22) helped the Hawks to their second title bid in three years as Philp hit Joe Nastasiuk with a quick as he ran out of the end zone on a them together." The coach feels WLU downed Windsor 32-13. Joe Nastasiuk (below) caught 3 TD passes pass as the wide receiver slanted in perfectly timed throw, scoring his that the key to winning this week is and his ability to make the big play will again be a major factor in the towards the goalposts. Nastasiuk third TD of the game. "Joey to contain Guelph quarterback Mike Guelph game this Saturday. broke through the grasp of ne responded very well. He showed the Shoemaker. "We can't let him tackier and dragged another across world that he should have been all- scramble. Their passing game is the goal-line with him as he went in league," commented Newbrough. better than most. They've got for a touchdown. "He was my choice for offensive (receivers) Tocher and Farrell, and A look at a rookie Philp completed 17 of 30 pass player of the game." they'll also come out ofthe backfield you." By Dave Agnew High School in St. Catherine's. He attempts on the day, good for 207 Windsor kept coming at Laurier, on also played Jr. B hockey. "1 had a yards, and the Laurier ground game and Graeme Flett added a 42-yard Game time at Seagram Stadium is for total of 246 again 1:00 P.M., and students can Last season the Golden Hawk couple of U.S. scholarship offers added an impressive field goal to make it 26-13, but in the get in for $3.00. Tickets will be pre- football team struggled as they hockey, but 1 felt I could get more yards. end the Hawks were just too strong. Flett the tough at the Bookstore and the A.C. lacked a true tailback. That problem out of football." Windsor kicker Graeme In the fourth quarter, sold office., as a large crowd is expected. didn't exist this year, however, as After giving up hockey two years kicked a 25-yar field goal before Laurier defence held Windsor's their troubles were solved when ago to concentrate on football, Andy Cecchini blossomed into the Cecchini was heavily recruited by explosive back the Hawks were several universities, but it came looking for. down to a choice between Laurier On the strength of a late-season and Western. "It was a tough choice, surge, the 5'11" 193 lb. rookie led especially since my high school the OUAA in rushing, carrying 106 coach wanted me to go to Western. times for 716 yards and 8 TD's, and I really wanted to come to Laurier, was deservingly named to the OUAA though. 1 have a lot of friends here -1 went to high school with Mike Choma, Jon Graffi and Kevin Cavanagh (all football Hawks). There's a close atmosphere here and people care about you." These are points that coach Tom Arnott stressed when performing recruiting duties for the Hawks last year. "Tom Arnott came out to see me play last year. Afterwards, he came to my house and my parents really liked him. He didn't pressure ANDY CECCHINI me at all and he was straightforward and open. He wantedwhat was best first all-star team. for me." "I owe my rushing title to my The switch from high school foot- massive O-line and the explosive ball to the university game was a Luc Gerritsen," said Cecchini with a learning experience for Cecchini. laugh. "Seriously, the whole offense "You come into camp with 100 guys in general has helped me through and youknow that only 24 will start. the season. The offensive line, Rod It's hard on everyone. In university, (Philp), and Luc (Gerritsen) all you're playing with a lot more inspired me. We're all there to play talented people. Here, everybody's as a team, to do our jobs and do the good, not just certain teams. I've best we can." learned a lot. They taught me how to In addition to football, Cecchini run the option and catch the ball - was involved with soccer, rowing things I didn't do in high school. My and track & field at Dennis Morris continued on page 20 20 the CORD THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1987 - OUAA FOOTBALL ALL-STARS First team selections 2nd Team

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Chartered accounting is synonymous with success - success in public practice, business, industry, government and education. CA's are in demand, whether it's to lend credi- bility to financial statements or as independent busi- ness advisers, computer specialists and corporate leaders. That spells success in any language. Just ask one of Ontario's 719 successful young men and women who qualified to become CA's in Cord photo by Scoop Furlong 1986. Or ask one of the many CA's who have Cecchini qualified since 1982, representing an 85 percent (continued from page 19) success rate. biggest game of the season thus far. friends really helped me during Then ask yourself. Do you want a financially On a closing note, Cecchini spoke camp. Mike Choma especially about another of WLU's good rewarding career as a chartered accountant? If the helped me get ready mentally and answer is yes, call points. "There's a lot of tradition at information services at the physically." my high school and it's the same Institute (toll-free from outside Toronto) for details Andy has also adjusted to the here at Laurier. You feel like there's about entering the program. academic side of life. "It's tough a lot of people behind you. Being a Whether you are in arts, science, engineering, sometimes mixing academics and Hawk is a nice feeling." or football, but I know how important law commerce, the CA profession has a place for "We were all nervous the night the academics are and I really want you. before the Windsor game. Nobody to do well. Some of the classes are could sleep well. If we it to tough, but I'm really enjoying it here. make the we might as well stay up The people are super, the football is all night." super, the coaches are nice and I The Institute of Chartered As for more future, Accountants like my classes. I'm really glad I the distant Cecchini simply says,"I want play of Ontario decided to come to Laurier." to the best that I can. I just want us to The 19-year-old is majoring in 69 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Canada keep on winning and take it one Ontario, M4W 183 biology and physical education and Telephone (416) 962-1841 (Toronto game at a time." Area) hopes to eventually go to teacher's (Outside 1-800-387-0735 Toronto) college and become a high school If Andy Cecchini can continue to Telefax: (416) 962-8900 teacher. develop the potential he has shown Cecchini expects a tough, close thi season, many people will be I football game against Guelph this feeling good about football at Laurier II I j week as the team prepares for its in years to come. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5,1987 the CORD 21 Gowing's "shake-up" fizzes against Guelph 8-1 mashing of Marlins ends Hawkey slump travelled to Guelph hoping to notch By Rick Rock their first win of the season against the always-beatable Guelph Hallow'en night was the setting Gryphons. Coach Wayne Gowing, for a very important game to the in an effort to shake the Hawks: their exhibition season Laurier squad out of their early season promise had been turning into a slump, started third-string goalie regular season letdown. McMaster Rob Beatty and did dress top-notch Marlins "dressed up" as the Hawks' scorers Terry McCutcheon and opposition, but got few "treats" in Greg Puhalski. The move, in the 8-1 Laurier win. Gowing's words, backfired and Both teams entered the game Laurier came up on the short end of winless in four games but the Hawks a 7-5 stick. played like anything but cellar- The Hawk nemesis of falling dwellers. The outcome was never in behind early in the game once again doubt as WLU scored three times in made the difference in the contest. the first five minutes of the game and The Gryphons had jumped out to a led 5-0 at the end of first period the 3-1 lead befor Laurier's Doug on the way to the 8-1 shellacking. Marsden scored a power-play goal Doug Marsden, Roger Carlawe, from Joel Curtis and Shaun Reagan. and Greg Puhalski paced the Hawk The Hawks trailed 4-1 before attack with two goalsearch,while mounting a second-period charge Peter McSorley and Scott that cut the Gryphon margin to one, McCullough added singles. An all- but Guelph matched WLU's pair of round team effort, backed by the goals later and incresed the lead to solid netminding of Rob Dopson, 6-3. McCullough, with an unassisted was the major factor in the Hawks' shorthanded effort and Reagan, much-needed first victory. With this assisted by Marsdenand Curtis were Cord photo by Kim Ferguson boost of self-confidence, the hawkey the Hawk markers. Hawks will be able to forget their Marsden scored the Hawks' everywhere around the last early Preying on a helpless victim: The Hawkey Hawks were McMaster Marlin net season woes and concentrate second shorthand goal unassisted a on Saturday as they exploded for five goals in the first period en route to 8-1 whitewash. Earlier in the week, the moving up to their more and Curtis tallied from Marsden and Hawks were humbled by the lowly Guelph Gryphons by a 7-5 count. Above, Doug Marsden pots one of his two customary position near the top of Reagan to chip away at the Guelph goals past Mac goalie Saverio Manzo. Roger Carlaw led the Hawk output with two goals and two assists. the OUAA. lead, but could not get the equalizer Earlier in the week, the Hawks as the Gryphons prevailed 7-5. Badminton team face tough East By Steve McLean Last weekend Laurier's badminton team travelled to McMaster to take part in the season's first East-West Crossover Tournament. The Eastern conference, made up of Queens, York, Toronto, Ottawa and the Royal Military College, is very strong this year and, consequently, Laurier ran into some stiff competition. Laurier did, however, meet with great success against a squadron of RMC players in both men's and women's play. Laurier's 2nd and 3rd women's seeds Sue Eller and Missy Caldwell, both came out victorious over their military opposition, as did the I J 3 and 4 men, Jim Brindley and Arun Pal. Pal continued his solid play with a convincing win over Ottawa. In men's doubles, Arun and his pal, Fabio Corvaglia, overwhelmed both RMC and Ottawa's second seeds, while Brindley and a lethargic Steve McLean did likewise to RMC's top soldiers. Caldwell and Anita Deßruyn put down an RMC offensive in defeating their second-seeded ladies doubles team, 15-5 and 15-2. Although Laurier failed to win as many matches as was hoped, they did not lose much ground in their divisional standings, as all of the West division teams ran into similar problems against their tough Eastern opponents. The Shuttlehawks hope to add more wins to their record next weekend when they move on to Western to take on the Mustangs and from Waterloo, Ryerson and McMaster. teams Cord photo by Scoop Furlongj SAN FRANCESCOmbJust a stones throw away from WLU FRANCESCO"Sg | P- 33 University Ave E. Waterloo, Ontario SANDWICHES PASTAS GET THE FLOOR ■ "» STEAK 315 SPAGHETTI fc"MI V ■ AND™ ORDER MORE I JJ m SAUSAGE GNOCCHI 325 t 3 CI . MEATBALL RAVIOLI 25 OLIV^CO... (tiO COLD curs 275 M QQ - - Ho, Only J Sweet Medium ■

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WLU has lost several games bruised ribs as she landed on a shot that went offa defender, scrambled score with a of The week started in Guelph with the number chances that due to bad luck rather than bad shoulder when coming down from to get her own rebound and blasted Lady Hawks playing a Tuesday night were stymied by the Guelph keeper. playing and although this victory heading the ball. Avramorvic was one in off the post. game against the Gryphons. Guelph was too late in the season to affect Guelph scored on a cross that to leave the game was The Lady Hawks' record was the has frustrated Laurier all season by the play off standings, it was certainly forced and was to hot for keeper Lynne Hughes later taken to hospital as a best in WLU history, finishing with a dealing them losses or ties despite an overdue morale booster. to handle and the rebound landed at precaution. 3-6-3 slate for nine points, improving being outplayed by the Lady Hawks LAURIER 2, WINDSOR 2 the feet of a Gryphon who put it in. Things poor for the Lady on their 2-7-1 record (five points) of and they did it again by beating On Sunday the Lady Hawks looked The goal came late in the game and put some life last year. The Lady Hawks have a Laurier 1-0. journeyed to Windsor and came Hawks but Blair Fowlie was good enough to give Guelph the back into the team by placing a improved team centred around Fowiie's GUELPH 1, LAURIER 0 away with a 2-2 tie, ending the win. perfect cross onto the waiting foot defence and Paulo' offensive The Gryphons had few scoring season on an up note. WLU was ofLoreen Paulo who beat the goalie prowess. With some more scoring the mark of LAURIER 1, WATERLOO 0 down all game as Windsor scored chances after 15minute high to the left corner. touch to make a serious run at their On Saturday the Lady Hawks the first goal on a text book cross the first half. The Lady Hawks took Paulo then tied the game as Kathleen first play off berth next year. control and pressured the Guelph played the Waterloo Athenas and and shot play on which Hughes had defense. The Lady Hawks had many the Laurier side played horribly. The no chance. The half ended 1-0. chances but Blair Fowlie's header last time the teams met, Waterloo Windsor struck early in the off the crossbar was as close as they snuck in a 2-1 win but this time second half to take a 2-0 lead as a does proud got. The half remained scoreless. Laurier managed to pull off a 1-0 shot from the 18-yard line hit the Self himself During the second half the Lady decision. The Lady Hawks scored crossbar. Hughes was scrambling By Brad Lyon Hawks controlled the play and were the only goal of the game in the first after the rebound and a charging getting fine ball control from Daniella half with Paulo feeding Margaret striker ran into her knocking her and Mike the Hawk charge to the wire at Avramovic and Kathleen Doyle and Churchill. The veteran forward down and out. The ball was kicked Paul Self Booker led Golden good defensive efforts from Tracy made no mistake in placing it high in in. Despite being shaken up badly, the OUAA Cross-country Championships held at Queens last weekend. Matson and Leslie Leader. the top right of the net. Hughes was able to continue. The Self finished a very respectable 13th in an extremely tough field of 86 runners, completing the circuit in a time of 31 minutes and 16 seconds, while Booker placed 21st in 31:49. Considering the calibre of competition, these top placings were extraordinary. The race was won by the University of Ottawa's John Halverson in 29:25; he is an international level competitor whorepresents Athletes-of-the-Week%/ Norway in world meets. John Kastelano of University of Toronto, who The rookie forward scored has run a sub-four minute mile, finished second. both goals in a 2-2 tie with Consequently, the excellent finishes recorded by Self and Booker are Windsor and set up the winning that much more impressive. In fact, Booker's time for this year was an goal in a 1-0 win over Waterloo improvement over the time he recorded in last year's championships. last weekend. Her efforts helped Last year he finished 11th overall, this year 21st, a direct result of the the Lady Hawks to their best overall quality of this year's field. season ever. Other Laurier placings included Brian Keast, 62nd, in 34:42, Jeff Tomlin (66th, 35:00); Roland Maechler (71st, 35:54); and Tony Heayn Abraham, a second-year phys (79th, 37:17). Adam Wellstad did not finish the race, as he re-injured a ed major, continued his goal- knee after running into a fir tree. scoring binge last week with 11 Overall, Laurier finished tenth in the team standings, with 227 points. goals in four games. He was also The University of Ottawa won the OUAA title recording a total of 66 LOREEN PAULO named OUAA Athlete-of-the- ROY ABRAHAM points. The University of Toronto finished a very close second overall, Week. with67 points. Both Ottawa and Toronto will proceed to the CLAU finals in British Columbia. Laurier had the potential to finish a couple of places higher but Wellstad's accident prevented a higher finish. Guelph and Windsor Hoopsters start season finished eighth and ninth respectively, and were within striking distance of Laurier. By Brad Lyon in the first game of the tournament host Wesmcn, who defeated the According to coach Ray Koenig, the runners should be extremely was the first game, and first loss, of University of Calgary Dinosaurs in proud of their performances in "a very impressive field of runners." The Golden Hawk mens basket- the year for Laurier. The 16-point the final. Koenig also emphasized, "The fact that Paul Self finished as high as he ball team travelled to Winnipeg last margin of victory was not indicative This week the Hawks are off to did is a great accomplishment." weekend for their first exhibition of the play, though. According to Toronto on Wednesday to take on With the championships over, the cross-country season has come to a games of the season, and the coach Chris Coulthard, the Hawks the Varsity Blues. close on a rather positive note for Golden Hawk runners. expense was worth it as the Hawks were hurt by some questionable came home with the consolation refereeing, which led to a 20-shot title in the New York Life/Winnipeg difference at the foul line. Winnipeg Windsor serves WLU v-ball loss compared to The starters Wesmen Invitational tournament. had 29 foul shots, nine By Serge Grenier six were setter Sue pass effectively was the key to their power for the Hawks. Brown, hitters Fatti Smith ) third game performance. Laurier split their two games in For their first game of the season, The Laurier women's volleyball and Edith Edinger, weak side hitter saw action on the tourney, losing their opener 80- Three rookies the Hawks played quite well, trailing team paid an unsuccessful visit to Cathy Hall and centre blockers Saturday. Metallic, 64 to the host Wesmen, before Lisa Julie by only seven at the half. With nine Windsor to open their 1987-88 Allison McGee and Sue Lankowski. VanStraten and Geri-Lee capturing the consolation side with minutes left in the game the Hawks OWIAA West Division season last Smith was the leading hitter with ten Schuiteman saw their first OWIAA a 6544 victory over Lakehead. only see were within four points, to Saturday. They lost the match 3-1, kills, while Hall followed with seven. action against Windsor, and played The Hawks unveiled a lineup that dying the Wesmen pull away in the losing the first two games 15-6 and McGee lead the team's blocking and effectively. Leach was highly differed drastically from last year's two moments. 15-4, winning the third 15-11, and serves with two blocks and impressed with Schuiteman, a walk- squad. Two new faces made their the Winnipeg thirty-three High scorers in losing the fourth 15-3. aces. The team only had on from Marathon, who could be first appearances in a Laurier were with 12 a improved, as as only game Brian Demaree "Windsor is much kills over four games well very useful to the squad later this uniform. Tony Marcotullio and points, 10 bigger extremely low numbers and Mike Alessio with team than they were last five blocks, year. David Kleuskens, both hailing from points off the bench. Marcotullio year," said coach Cookie Leach. in volleyball. This, perhaps more Beal Secondary School in London, and Kleuskens each contributed The strong, aggressive service of than anything else, is an indicator of The next game is this Friday at have vaulted straight into the starting eight. the Lancerettes capitalized on the the kind of game the Lady Hawks Brock against the Badgers at 8:00 lineup in their rookie years. The game with Lakehead was Lady Hawks' weak spot, service had. controlled by Laurier from the reception. "They made us play their The team managed to win the was Marcotullio particularly outset. Although the offence was type of game," said Leach, third game of Saturday's action due impressive in his first tryat university not spectacular, the Hawk defense commenting also on the Windsor to a very successful switch to a 6-2 ball, being to named the tournament strength at the power position as offense, using two setters. By the BOOKSTORE all-star team. He led all Hawk scorers was stingy enough to ensure victory. well as their size (at least eight fourth game, however, Windsor had with 22 over points in the vict<;iy As Coulthard noted, "It wasn't a players over five-ten) and bench adjusted and was able to overcome HOURS Lakehead, and also con'rbuted great offensive output, but a win's a strength. the Hawks one more time. "We just eight points in the Winnipeg win." The starting lineup for the Lady stopped getting good passes to our The Hawk loss against Winnipeg The tournament was won by the Hawks is top heavy with veterans. setter," said Leach. This ability to B:4sam-spm " "" " Mon-Thurs B:4sam-4:3opm Fri Also Tues & Wed, Sept, ' Oct, Jan j* 5-7pm I—■■J" ifWLuH 1 UNIQUE.. ANYWW YOU SERVE IT 1 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5,1987 the CORD 23 Scoreboard

OUAA Men's Soccer OUAA Football OWIAA West Socccr

Team GP W L T F APts Team GP W L T F APts Team GF W L TF APts LAURIER 14 13 1 0 45 10 26 Western 7 7 0 0280 64 14 McMaster 12 9 1 2 27 7 20 Windsor 14 9 2 3 32 9 21 LAURIER 7 6 1 0255 83 12 Western 12 8 2 2 20 10 18 Western 14 6 3 5 19 14 17 Windsor 7 5 2 0162122 10 Guelph 12 5 4 3 10 9 13 Guelph 14 6 4 4 21 20 16 Guelph 7 3 4 0 165 205 6 Brock 12 5 5 2 13 20 12 Brock 14 5 7 2 21 20 12 McMaster 7 3 4 0138220 6 LAURIER 12 3 6 3 14 21 9 McMaster 14 4 7 3 17 25 11 Toronto 7 2 5 0148214 4 Waterloo 12 3 8 1 12 18 7 Waterloo 14 2 8 4 11 22 8 York 7 2 5 0126200 4 Windsor 12 2 9 1 17 28 5 Ryerson 14 0 13 1 6 52 1 Waterloo 7 0 7 0 6 7 233 0 Results: Results: Results: Western 3, Waterloo 0 Brock 2, McMaster 2 LAURIER 32, Windsor 13 Guelph 1, LAURIER 0 Guelph 1, Windsor 1 Guelph 22, Western 20 Guelph 1, Windsor 0 LAURIER 4, Western 0 LAURIER 1, Waterloo 0 Waterloo 1, Ryerson 1 Upcoming Games: McMaster 6, Brock 0 Guelph 1, Western 1 Guelph at LAURIER (Sat. 1 p.m) LAURIER 2, Windsor 2 LAURIER 3, Windsor 2 McMaster 1, Waterloo 0 Brock 6, Ryerson 2 Western 1, Brock 1 McMaster 1, Waterloo 0 Western 3, Ryerson 1 Guelph 3, Ryerson 1 OUAA West Volleyball OUAA Central Hockey

Team GP W L T F APts Team GP W L T F APts OWIAA West Volleyball Guelph 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 York 4 4 0 0 18 11 8 LAURIER 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 Western 6 3 2 1 33 24 7 Waterloo 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 Waterloo 3 2 1 0 16 11 4 Team GP W L TF APts Western 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Guelph 6 2 4 0 32 38 4 McMaster 10 10 13 0 Toronto 2 1 1 0 12 15 2 Guelph 1 1 0 0 3 0 2 Windsor 10 10 13 0 LAURIER 5 1 4 0 26 28 2 Windsor 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 Brock 10 10 13 0 McMaster 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Results: Western 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Results: Guelph 7, LAURIER 5 Waterloo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Guclph 3, Brock 1 York 4, Waterloo 2 LAURIER 10 10 13 0 LAURIER 3, Windsor 1 McMaster 2, Western 2 Brock 1 0 1 0 0 3 0 Waterloo 3, McMaster 1 Brock 7, Guelph 4 LAURIER 8, McMaster 1 Results: Upcoming Games: York 6, Western 5 Guelph 3, Brock 0 LAURIER at Brock (Fri. 8:00) Waterloo 9, Toronto 4 Windsor 3, LAURIER 1

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Canada's #2 squad displayed solid defensive play and explosive scoring LAURIER 3, WINDSOR 2 Originally Hawks be to humble the third-place Western the were to Mustangs 4-0 and down the runner- playing to decide first in the West, up Windsor Lancers 3-2 on their but a tie with Guelph the day final road swing of the season. previous eliminated the Lancers' chances at the pennant. Lyon made onlycosmetic changes to fhe lineup, laurier 4, western 0 however, with the pride factor The team bus was caught in traffic verriding any worries over injuries. on the way to the Western game, Although the Hawks controlled arid because they were late getting most of the tight-marking, hard- there, the players were forced to checking play, they were dealt a change on the sidelines. It was the critical blow in the 38th minute when Mustangs who were caught with Dave Murray was issued his second their pants down though, as WLU yellow card of the match. This scored two goals each half for a 4-0 automatically resulted in a red card, win. and his ejection from the game. Roy Abraham led the way with Murray missed Tuesday's semifinal his third consecutive hat trick. It against Guelph as well for the was Lyndon Hooper, however, who infraction. nodded in the eventual winner on a The loss of Murray was crucial cross in just the 13th minute of play. enough, but the Golden Hawks had Hooper had a phenomenal weekend, to finish the game fielding only 10 games being named co-MVP of both players. It was both physically and scoring two goals. "This is the emanding as even more running was best that Lyndon has ever played for required, and mentally challenging "I've us," said coach Barry Lyon. as the players had to take on roles never seen him so intense." other than those they were used to. Stopper Tom Natale set up Roy Abraham's 10th goal of the season Instead of inspiring the Windsor in the 32nd minute. Abraham side, the situation caused them to committed the Western goalie with slack off somewhat defensively. Roy a fine deke and slammed the ball Abraham picked up a loose ball home on the far side. As their football deep in the left side of the Windsor counterparts found themselves zone, avoided a defender and buried down two at halftime, the soccer a low shot to the far side. The goal was very timely, as the Lancers Mustangs faced a similar dilemma had Ecstasy in the Rose City: The soccer had plenty just enough time to kickoff when the Hawks to cheer about on the weekend as they finished off against their visitors. their closest two opponents, Windsor and Western. From far right, Dan Zulaini, Dave Murray, Coach Barry whistle to end the first half trilled. Lyon Laurier wasted no time increasing and the Hawk bench celebrate Roy Abraham's second goal of the 3-2 Windsor win. their lead by striking again just two At halftime, Lyon implored his Cord photo by Peter Parker into the Rookie charges to play their own game and minutes second half. "If he doesn't get OUAA (athlete- ball, and drilled a low shot past Finishing with a record of 13-1-0, redirected a Peter not get caught up in the fervour by Mike Cherevati of-the week) this week, they may as twodefenders to put the Hawks up the Hawks advanced to the OUAA Abraham, who retaliating to the rough tackling of Gilfillan free kick to well not even have it anymore," by three. West semifinals against Guelph this for his of the Lancers. Laurier got caught up put the ball away second Lyon said after that second marker. The Lancers pulled to within one Tuesday. A win will put the Laurier the match and team high 11th of the in the emotion, but kept their game clean and came out in the second Th sophomore striker has scored of the tired Hawks but came up side into the division final against the year. goals his four matches short with a flukey marker the of the half on fire. 11 in last in winner Windsor/Western Abraham completed the hat trick since returning from the crowded 85th on a mix-up between goalie matchup on Friday morning. The in the 73rd minute for the last WLU Despite playing one short, the Laurier injury list, and was WLU's Derek Zapp and Hooper and victor there will then take on the goal of the afternoon, once again Hawks pressed for the first five male athlete-of-the-week for the another miscue between Zapp and OUAA East champ (either being set up by Natale. Dribbling to minutes, and went up 2-0 in the 49th second straight week. co-MVP Mike Cherevati in injury Laurentian or Toronto) for the right the 18 yard box unmolested, Natale minute. Peter Mackie, who toyed The Laurier ten-man attack time. "3-2 wasn't really an indication to advance to the Canadian fed Abraham on the left side. The with the Windsor defenders all continued strong in the 76th minute of the game; it flattered Windsor," championships in Montreal two striker stopped, cut to the inside, afternoon from his right wing with Lyndon Hooper's second goal Lyon said later. weekends from now. and fired a rocket low to the left side. position, put a beautiful cross to a of the weekend. A mix-up between It was the first time inLaurier soccer waiting Abraham on the far post. the keeper and a Lancer fullback Abraham that three consecutive hat-tricks nogginned it in for his fifth caused a loose ball. Hooper jumped Late-breaking sports flash! The Thompson were the other WLU consecutive goal. had been scored. over the scrambling goalie to the soccer Hawks advanced to the marksmen. OUAA West championships against Hooray for Laurier, Western with a 7-0 lambasting of the Hooray, alas. Guelph Gryphons Tuesday night. Hooray for Laurier, The Hawks were led by Roy They're a horse's ass. Abraham's fourth hat-trick in the last five games. Kevin Adams with The Mustangs defeated Windsor two, Peter Mackie and Darin 3-1 on penalty kicks to advance.

Filling in a large pair of shoes:Shown moving the bali against Western on Saturday, Greg Vagasky has stepped into the injury-filled Hawk line-up and served notice that he intends to remain a starter. Right, Tim Girling checks a Windsor forward in the dying moments of the match. Cord photos by Peter Parker