14 THE SAINT PAUL DAILY GLOBE: SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 16, 1888. —SIXTEEN PAGES.

success. It occurred to his keeper Quicklythen this bird of heaven (since sweeping Mr. Crowley's cage and Kindled fireamong the branches; Soon the flames are fanned by north winds, THE PROBLEM OF SEX. CROWLEY, keeping it clean was no littletrouble) DID HE PLAGIARIZE? forces, REASONS FAMOUS that Mr. Crowley might be trained to do And the east winds lend their >fe^_§iit| l$ RO^JE, ____-____-_-_ Burn the trees of all descriptions, Why Ayer's Sarsaparilla is THtf THE I this for himself. So a broom was Burn them all to dust and ashes, brought were given Only is the birch leftstanding. __, Learnedly #^^s^l^g#-TO^r B^iLT. / Mew York's Chimpanzee That and lessons The Original of "" Doctor Talks About the preferable to any other for JACKSOAP _ Co in its use. But, at the end of Wainamoinen, wise aud ancient, TOf SANTACLAMS , FA!RBANK? ] a whole he still Epic Brings bis magic grains of barley, Babies. fc^ Lived and Looked Like course, persisted Found in the Finnish Brings he forth seven seed-grains, the cure of Blood Diseases. 'iCTfeEfdffllltt in using the broom only on his keeper, his \u25a0\u25a0 the "Kalevala." Brings them from his trusty pouches, Because no poisonous or deleterious WK* -,-.. J6J^___<_'i__ -llifJffUj^j, a Man always taking hold of it by wrong Fashioned from the skin of squirrel, 5 — end. Another trait which he had in Some were made from skin of marten; A FEW PUZZLING FACTS. ingredients enter into the composition I's1 s l^ ouse tnat ac Guilty common with some children was that, Thence to sow his seed he hastens, of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. \jj%*i} «_^__ ¥ &£. _ .J <#^S_ il^***. > J go- Hastes the barley grains to ** when work of any kind was really scatter. only These'^' are l^ie parties, that lived The Birthplace of His Ape- ing one Longfellow Accused of Hav- Speaks unto himself these measures: —Ayer's Sarsaparilla contains *^-__C>-_5 A. *-V _i_^____ on, no could induce him to take sowing. Why Are Some Born Boy purest \&ss*W '^S. in it a more active part than to sit by "Ithe seeds of life am 3 While the aud jnoat effective remedial n the house, that built. ship and How He Came ing Stolen the Meter and Sowing through my open fingers, properties. (^^^/wJ_''* Jack and look on. Ifthere were thought of From the hand of my Cieator, Others Are Bora T^Vl apprenticing to a trade, he'd Over. him have Plot of Inthis soil enriched with ashes, i ._ Girls? Ayer's Sarsaparilla is prepared wit_ made a yen fair plumber. In this soil to sprout and flourish. extreme— care, skill, and cleanliness. Wonderful as was Mr. Crowley in Ancient mother, thou that livest (lv?'^*r^^?=as_L__J? 0 These are the Clothes, that wens most things, astonishing as his Far below (lieearth and ocean, - Ayer's Sarsaparilla is prescribed by were Work From This Mother forests, Herald. >2) =^__jr<^^^^^-_-r^^---_3_g=-=- Worn by the parties, that lived ia Ia His Way He Was a feats on the flyingtrapeze, the chief at- His Greatest of the fields and leading— physicians. I* ing the rich soil to producing, "The most interesting of studies are traction was to see him eat. Not that Fifth National Epic of the Bring tlic seed-grains the sprouting, —Ayer's Sarsaparilla \ \\; ie house, that Jack built. Wonder and Study to he so awkwardly, to babies," said Dr. Childs, the famous ac- Is for sale ate much, or so but That the barley well may flourish. everywhere, by '^* Science. because of the excellence of his' table World. Never will the earth unaided coucheur. "Iam aware of the tact that and recommended all manners. Some are born to a knife and Yield the ripe, nutritious barley, •everybody doesn't agree with me. first-class druggists. Never will y.'- are Machines, fork, other achieve knives and forks her force he wanting Bachelors don't, for instance. Again, Ayer's Sarsaparilla is a medicine, jy// \>s_<§' These the that washed but this monkey a Ifthe givers give assistance. v had knife and fork Literary Sensation of the Ifthe givers grace the sowing, the poet says: 'The proper study of and—not a beverage in disguise. The clothes, that were worn by The Winters and Bob-Tailed thrust upon him. He certainly was not The Grace the daughters nmnnTf^=s^ri born with a his mouth, of creation. mankind is man.' And others will be Ayer's Sarsaparilla never fails to house, Cars Proved Too Much silver spoon in Century Produced by the Kise, O Earth, from out thy slumber. is the — I&L ji|I Vf IVI The parties, that lived in the thai nor with a napkin in his hand. ItIsnot From the slumber-land of ages. found to maintain that woman effect a cure, when persistently used, ~^ sure that even the missionaries and Discovery. Let the barley-grains be sprouting, 'most interesting subject to investigate. according to directions. for Him. ministers-resident of Liberia have such Let the blades themselves be starting, woman herself, surely she Let the verdant stalks be rising, •But as for Ayer's Sarsaparilla is a highly con- luxuries. Yet Mr. Crowley used them will side with me, in my dictum. Now, all as though familiar with them Let the ears themselves be growing, centrated— extract, and therefore the from York Letter. And producing. has often struck me ll| : Mr. Crowley is dead. The dispatches the Xew a hundredfold as for babies, it most economical Blood Medicine in 1 1To|]l^2a_o^_li__i^ This is the Soap, that was used . cradle. .In the early part of the present cen- From my plowingana my sowing. of their sex is a phys- tho 1 have announced his demise and the Mr. Crowley, not long ago, seized his From my skill ana honest labor, that the question market. n the Machine, 'hat washed the tury Topelius, a Finnish scholar and () mystery which awaits solu- ' naturalists have draped their museums keeper and bit his arm. This is not the Ukko, thou, God, up yonder. iological Ayer's Sarsaparilla has had a suc- - -^-^^tlxs^^^^^iti^mmm. garb of mourning because of the way in which a gentleman "takes a practicing physician, made a great dis- Thou, O Father of the heavens. tion." , H_ Clothes,* that were worn by the parties* in the eighty fragments Thou that livest high in Ether, cessful— career of nearly half a century, fflfflfllJlj departure of this prince of anthropoids, friend by the arm," and of this Mr. covery. He collected "What do you mean by that, doctor?" W^V^^/' was aware a on poem curliest all the cloud of Heaven, and was never so popular as at present. yyyyyi L^OjlP jO^Hs____g^" That lived in the house, that Jack built. but he is gone, and neither mourn- Crowley made by box ofthe "Kalevala," the grand of Boldest in the air thy counsel. interjected the reporter. — the ear which sent ing nor regret will bring him back. him Finland, fifth national epic of the world, From the East dispatch a cloudlet, "Well. I'll try to make my meaning a Thousands of testimonials are on HOWLING INTO a CORNER, which for unknown ages had been float- From the Northeast send a rain-cloud, little plainer. There are certain things file—from those benefited by the use of Really, it is a great pity that he where a From the West another >?nd us, be boo-hooed like mortified ing in connection with the sex of has passed away at so youthful an age, child, and seemed to repent of his im- on the stream of tradition. In 1849 From the Northwest still another. taken CHICAGO, ST PAUL, a brother physician. Dr. Elias Lourot, Quickly from South a warm babies which are as yet unsolved riddles ___*Ife__ because Mr. Crowley was a wonder in politeness. Speedy repentance usually v the clond. itself, all, a version ofthe That the rain may fall from Heaven. to science. The fact above Ayer's Sarsaparilla. fvUNNEAPOLSS & OMAHA KY. his line, and he offered to comes with speedy punishment, and Mr. published complete epic, That the may drop honey. baby born girl and an- vl^gfNv scientists.evo- Crowley again embracing fiftyrunes cloudi their why one is a PREPARED BY and naturalists an opportun- never attempted to and almost 23,000 That the ears may filland ripen. other a boy has never yet been satis- BEST lutionists "monkey" with so prompt a disciplina- That the barley fields may been Dr. J. C. Ayer _. Co., Lowell, Mass. THE li.QXJir»_P_Bl_> *'l_l]N'__^ ity they have never before had of study- lines. Meanwhile it had passed into Thereupon rustle." factorily explained. Allthat has rian. Mr. Crowley was, no doubt, a other tongues— into Swedish, French benignant Ukko, said on the subject by physiologists, Price $1 ; six bottles, $5. Worth $5 r bottle. To Chicago Omaha and Kansas City. _.' ing the nature of beasts of his kind and celebrated character and a favorite Ukko, father of the heavens. specialists, has and German— and become the literary Held his counsel in the cloud-place, physicians, and others LEAVE. _3__.__a.__l ____.__" _ ARRIVE. determining the probable relation they among those who knew him, but he of TIIAIIVS. J good the mere sur- i \u25a0 human family, perhaps always retained that uncertainness that sensation of the age, Max Mtiller plac- He'd cousel in the Ether; been either in nature Minn^ap'ls. St. Pm!. » Dally. : _». Sunday. St. Paul, Mumcap'ls. bear to the and From the Baal he sent a cloudlet. mises and hypotheses or else arrant AM ~7 AM r7!7...."...Eau Claire; Mcnillan and Bay 7 l'_f opportunity for settling this vexed has made monkeys dangerous since ing it side by side with the lonian From the Northeast sent a rain-cloud, much su- t 6 55 45 Green lOPMIf 8 OO the songs, nonsense. Then think how THEY DID IT. *220 PM 300 PM Eau Claire, Chippewa Falls and I.lroy 150PM* 230 I'M question. they first were introduced into civilized the Mahabharata, the Shahna- From the West another sent be, perstition there is connected with this PM 5 3") PM Eau Claire and Chippewa Falls 10 .SAM flO 55 AM countries. At his death he a well- Nibelungen. From the Northwest still another, What? Cured among others the t430 Arather ingenious gentleman named was mcth and Jthe But to Quickly very matter. Why, old and ung t9lO AM 945 AM New Richmond, Superior and Duluth 6 05PM If645 PM developed monkey. He weighed 100 English readers it remained un- from the South a warm cloud, are full of it. lint that wasn't following. They write: *900 PM 940 PM New Richmond, Superior and Duluth 655 AMI*735 AM Darwin made up his mind after a deal pounds and and Joined in scums the clouds together, women ______AM 945 AM ...... Ashland, Washburn, Bayfield and Water. -.meet 605PM1t6 45 PM thinking, that the first man was a measured four feet known until Longfellow produced Sewed together all their edges, so much what I was referring to. No, 819 A.*.Cincinnati, 0.. > t9lO of nine inches without his stockings. The an- January 4th, 1888. J *900 PM 940 I'M Ashland, Washburn, Bayfield and E__U___. 655AM»7 35AM Perhaps right, famous Edda, Grasped the cloud and hurled it earthward. sir. There are other questions to me *220 PM PM ..Chicago, Madison and Janesville— Fast Day Express- 150PM*2 30 PM monkey. Mr. Darwin is Museum of Natural History has taken his Indian "Hia- the drops honey, Athlojihoros Pills have cured of liver 300 but one might be more sure about it upon Quick rain-cloud her swer. Why is it, tor example, that in complaint ami ilyspeiiHia. IRave ten of 6 50PM 7 30PM Chicago Fast Vestibule.! Express 7 MAM 8 03AM his body for preservation. watha." Then the scholars fell Quick the nun-drops fall from Heaven, country to who in * ....Madison, O a familyportraits had been one more males than females indigestionthe Pills a friend troubled with *650 PM 730 PM Waukesha and Milwaukee— Fast Line.... 7 30AMI** 8 'AM if few handed -____\u25a0\u25a0 cry of plagiarism That the ears may quicklyripen, and he has improved won- him with the and his are born, while in others the reverse is Howekamp. LEAVE. ARRIVE. down, or if Mr. Crowley had lived publisher became excited. "Itwill not That the barley crop may rustle. derfully. F. H. WBSTBRW _C_fc_._A.llW_S. * long enough to give the disciples Mr. STRONG DRINK IX MAINE. Straightway grow the seeds of barley, the case? Why is it that this is also 16Rosette St.. New Haven. Ct., St. Paul. Hinneap'ls. Dally. t Y.\. Sunday. Minneif'ls. St. Paul. 4 on towns, even loth, 1888. \ * I Darwin has left, an opportunity to com- do," he said, "to let this thing go From the genu the blade unfolding, true of certain villages, February j- t750 AM 825 AM .... City, Sioux Falls, Mitchell and Yankton.... 630 PM 703 I'M There Is Plenty of It, and ItIs the any longer." "How does the book Richly colored cart arising. wards? Why is it that during certain Athlonhoros Pills worked wonders in my *600 PM 6 40PMI Fast Line, Sioux City, Omaha and Kansas City 8 55AM municate intelligently with him and sell?" case ofdyspepsia. Km ma L. Clack. .... *930 AM learn from him the traditions of his or Worst ofIts Kind. Longfellow. From the rich soil of the fallow. months the female births outnumber t750 AM 825 AMI Mankato, Lake Crystal and Elinors 6 30PM t7 03 I'M asked "Amazingly—the From work of Wainamoinen. Ath-10-pho-ros Tills are small and Mankato, Tracy and Pierre 55 perhaps our family. There is no lack of liquor in Maine, already equal the combined the the male ones, while during other »600 PM C 40PMI 8 AMI* 9 30AM sale is to ___ not pleasant to take, yet wonderfully Chicago Fast, Day Express arrives Ctiicatro at 7 next morning. Chicago Vcstibuled Express arrives Chicago at ' MIL CROWLEY WAS NOT A RESIDENT months it is so?" to though it is hard to get mixed drinks, sales of your oilier books." "Then," sure know, doctor, yon effective. Invaluable for kidney 9.30 next morning. Through Sleeper Milwaukee on Vcstibuled Express arrives there at 7.10 next morning, _ of New York for long, lie couldn't JACK DALY'S PLUNGE. "I'm 1 don't if Sleeping Cars and Dining Cars, the finest inthe world, on these Chicago Trains. I writes a New York Sun correspondent. said Longfellow, "I think we ought to don't," quoth his j^^K _____ and liver complaints, dyspepsia, in- Through Pullman Sleepers ou Kansas CityFast Line to Council Bluffs, Omaha and Kansas City. Also Pullman stand the winters and bob-tailed ears of they digestion, constipation, Cleej.i.rsou'Mgru Trains between St. Paul and Duluth, Ashland and Tracr. that great metropolis. He was brought Here in Portland are made in the be thankful to these critics. Let them He Took Nearly $8,000 Out of an visitor. "1 come headache, TICKET JSt.l'iiul, 159 East Third Street and I'nlon Depot, foot Sibley Street. J^X~7ii*f etc. away OFFICES: 5 3liunea|ioli», 13 Mcoilet llou.e Block and Union Depot, Bridge Square. to this country in Juno, 1884, as a first bar-rooms in the cellars of the principal talk. Seems to me they are giving us a Pool Boom in One Day. to you for infor- u_£ '^_Lr~U They'll take that tired Omaha strength. T. -.TE.SD.I.E, C. 11. PETRI If, W. B. .THEEIKK, a advertising. ion en- P' feeling giving new lifeand Passenger Agent. hotels, large of gratuitous mal and , Gen'l City City cabin passenger on a White Star but in the other cities and towns amount Omaha Herald. rVfulT Ticket Agent, St. Paul. Ticket Azt., steamer by "Mr. W. 11. Smyth, the bartender shoves out a bottle Better let them alone." And let alone . liglitenment on ™_*^____./ fl_3*Send 0 cents for the beautiful colored pic- and they were; so, at least, the story runs. The financial status of the Diamond momentous Maiden." who was then United States says: room so this /"i&lw ture, "Moorish Minister to I'rof. T. C. Porter, of Lafayette col- pool is not strong this morning matter, whereas QU-A --v.CL__-