SOU'WESTER VOLUME XIV MEMPHIS, TENN., APRIL 7, 1933 26 C __ ___ S \ LYNX MEET OLE MISS THIN-CLADS TOMORROW ~ PLAYERS WILL Easter Vesper To Speaker Students To Take 0 P EN SEAS 0 N PRESENT PLAY Be Held Sunday In Educational Tests IN DUAL EVENT AT AUDITORIUM Hardie At 5 P. M. On April 17 and 18WITH RED, BLUE

Annual Three-Act Produc- The Rev. F. B. Gear to Everyone Except Frosh to Lynx Strong in Dashes; tion To Be Staged Speak At Freshman Take Cooperative Starting Gun At April 28 Service Exams 2 O'Clock Coach Kenneth Gatchell and his Southwestern will present a three- The fourth and final Vesper serv- Southwestern will participate In the Ole Miss track stars will invade the act play, "Skidding," by Aurania ice of the year will be held Sunday 1933 Cooperative Testing program Lynx lair for a dual track meet to- at afternoon at 5 o'clock in Hardie Au- conducted under the auspices of the Rouveral, Friday night, April 28, morrow. The events will begin at Ellis Auditorium. The play is a spark- ditorium. It will be the Easter Ves- American Council on Education. The per. tests will be given at the college on 2 o'clock on Fargason Field, with ling and interesting comedy that por- the pole vault and the 100 yard dash The Christian Union cabinet has Monday and Tuesday, April 17 and trays a true picture of American life. being the first on the program. been working hard on the vesper and 18. It had a long run on Broadway. T'he Red and Blue have a strong hopes to make it the best one of This year all sophomores, juniors. Mrs. Terrell Brame is the director, and well balanced team. Thornton is the year. Miss Nell Davis, chairman and seniors will take the tests. Last and because of her wide experience a good sprinter from of the vesper committee, announced year the tests were given to sopho- the freshman a finished production is promised. team, and Caspar is a varsity hold- that plans are to have the decora- mores only. The testing program will Those appearing in the cast will be: over who can broad jump as well as tions carry out the Easter spirit. A be given in room 101 Science hall Julia Marie Schwinn as Marion, the sprint. Alan Shoemaker is a star White Cross will form the major REV. F. B. GEAR The seating arrangement for the youngest daughter of the Hardy fam- hurdler. Big Jess Flowers decoration, and will be so placed as tests will be posted on the bulletin and Brad ily who comes back to Idaho from White are excellent field men, and to cast its shadow on the back wall, boards in Palmer and Science halls college very much in love but also Flowers is also a high hurdler of no giving the appearance of being in FIN AL DEBATE on Wednesday. desirous of a political career. Judge mean the distance. All students who fail to take the I ability. Chester Curtiss is a Hardy and Mrs. Hardy, typical Amer- good half miler and Bradley is dan- This is the freshman class program, tests on time will be given double ican old-fashioned parents, will be SATURDAY NITE gerous in the two mile run. and a large attendance is expected. cuts and charged a fee of $2.50 for played by John Hines, Jr., and Mar- Although the Lynx have been out The. Rev. F. B. Gear will be the the special examination. All students garet Clay Faulhaber. on'y two weeks, they are rapidly speaker. He,is one of the outstanding are urged to take the tests on the The two married sisters who "come Lynx Meet Miss. State At rounding into form and will make the men in the synod and a capable and scheduled days. home to mother" will be portrayed Mississippians hustle to beat them. well-liked preacher. He has done con- 8 O'Clock In the tests given last year, South- by Anne Galbreath and Peggy Walk- Capt. Herbert Newton, will run the er. Eugene Stewart will take the siderable work in Scotland on his western ranked among the leaders The Southwestern forensic team will 220 dash, a lap on the relay team, part of Andy, the kid brother. Fred ministerial work. with only 10 colleges above South- meet the debating team from Mis- and will highjump, broadjump and Bearden is the handsome New York- Louis Nicholas has charge of the' western. One hundred and thirty- sissippi State tomorrow night at 8 heave the discus. er who is very much opposed to Ma- music, and the men's chorus, which eight colleges took the tests. p. m. in the college chapel. The de- "Chicken" High will run in the 100 rion's yen for politics and wants to will render the music, has been prac- The tests will be under the direc- bate will wind up the home schedule yard dash, 880, and the relay. Car- marry her. ticing long and hard on the Easter tion of Dr. W. R. Atkinson. Pencils for the year. The question is "Re- roll Cloar who nosed out Newton in The maiden aunt will be portrayed music. and material for the tests will be h di.. )U,,Ci L D -iIA i. a 220 yard trial last week will also by Therese Canale. The character solveU: tral Sovlet ussia should beDefurnished the students. recognized by the United States". broadjump and probably run in the part, that of "Grandpa," will be taken relay. Russell Cross is cast by Reed Brock. A. O. Pl TO HAVEI A Lynx team composed of Ronald "Red" Forman will probably run - iHayhoe and Henry Oliver will defend LYNX MAY HAVE as the typical small-town politician. the 100 and relay. Mac Elder is an- prompter Robert Neill will act as BENEFIT PARTY he"MississippiM saffirmative State side wasof theone question. of the other sophomore sprinter who is for the production. schools met by the Lynx team which BASEBALL CLUB doing well. Jimmy Wilson, a quarter The set will be constructed by Jes- made a southern tour through that mile star, is also available for the Dean, who has done remarkable Party To Be Held At sie section relay. Wilson will share the javelin Theatre and Paul of the country last year. As work at the Little Casino Tomorrow the question is one of popular appeal, All Depends On Action throwing with Fred Bearden. group Calame will be chairman of the an interesting debate should result. Of Council Above the sprints, Southwestern of student co-workers who will help The A. O. Pi benefit bridge party shows a paucity of material. High him. will be given tomorrow afternoon at There is a possibility that South-v will have little help in the 880. Mc- 2 o'clock at the Casino. Bill Taylor's Easter Holidays western may have a baseball team this Gaughran and Smith will run the mile, Political Scientists orchestra will furnish music during Easter Holidays season. The diamond sport which has and Riley will run the two mile race the afternoon. Start Thursday been kept off the college athletic pro- alone. Will Meet Monday Sara Naill has charge of the at- annualThe Easter holiday gram for the past two years may Harvey Drake will take care of tendance prizes; Betsy O'Brien theholidays will are The Political Science club will hold prizes; Betsy O'Brien the start Thursday at 5 p. m. Class again return. The big "if" in the case the high hurdles. The weights table prizes; its regular meeting Monday, April 10, Mary Allie Taylor the sessions will be resumed Monday at is the student council. the Achilles heel of the Lynx, but ticketsaleticketof sale:candy. and Clara MeGehee the sessions will be resumed Monday at Sheriff Knight will at which time a talk will be given by Clara MGeheethe 8:30 a. m. with the chapel services. If the student council appropriate:: Sidl Hebert and Prof. George A. McLean on the pos- some money for the sponsoring of a try to bring in points in the shot Inn addition,addition, Halle on Main Street The dean's oifice announced that sibilities of the group making a defi- Halle on Main Streetouble cuts will be given for class team, Southwestern will have baseball. mnd d;scus. Som e of the sprinters nite alliance with a national pol'tical has arranged to give a fashion show. cuts will be given for class The athletic committee of the college will run the low hurdles. "Senor" The models organization. and theare alumnae to be chapters.Theygirls from the absences~andfor the two two days days for following the holidayse the has approved having a team but the John Barnes is a pole vaulter and is A large attendance is expected, and active and the alumnae chapters. They recess. committee is unable to appropriate counted on to win this event as well much debate is promised on the ques- have not yet been definitely decided any funds. It is up to the the action as the highjump. tion of whether the club will go on, but they will be at least 12 in of the student council. Democratic. Socialist, or otherwise. number. A number of the students are in The radical element of the club warns favor of having a team and also it Six Men Inducted that they will play a heated part in Meet At 3 P. M.is a known fact that several member Into Sigma Upsilon the affiliation discussion. COUNCIL TO MEET favor of thema The girls' Episcopal club will meet of the council are 'in team. The possibility of having a Six men were initiated in the Stylus TODAY AT I P. M. this afternoon at 5 o'clock in Dr. team is considered bright by the Club of Sigma Upsilon Wednesday Alpha Elect The Student Council will have a Cooper's classroom. Dr. Charles Kappa exponents of the movement, evening. The new members are Louis meeting today at I p.m. in the pri- Blaisdell, pastor of Calvary Church, Gaither President vate dining room. Important busi- will be the speaker. Anne Blown Tay- Only a small appropriation is asked Nicholas, president; John Fischbach, of the council, merely enough to pay secretary; Henry Oliver, Russell Per- At the regular meeting of the K. A. ness will be discussed, Harold High lor, president, will preside. All girls for the expense of balls and bats. The ry. Reinhold Matheson, and David fraternity Tuesday night officers for announced. are invited to attend the meeting. the coming year were elected: John players would furnish their own uni- TEdington. forms and gloves. The initiation was staged by alumni Perry Gaither, president; James Hall, who were in charge vice-president; Jack Crawford, secre- EASTER VESPER PROGRAM If the proposed motion goes of the club. Those o the initiation were Marion Painter, tary. through, games will be played with Prelude-"Reverie"...... _...... - ... Claude possibly the team J. P. Hollifield, James Hughes, Perry Duff Gaither was chosen Panhel- Debussy local teams, and A. League. ynum, and John Hughes. A dinner len'c representative, and Julian Klaus, Miss Hope Brewster will be entered in the M. A. representative to the Sanhedrin coun- The agony in the garden-Matt. XXVI 36-50 was held in the private dning hall "'Tis Midnight; and on Olive's the ceremony. cil. Brow"---...W...... W.. min. B. Bradbury I . Pi Make Plans preceding Retiring officers are Bill Thomas, Male Chorus A. president; James Coleman, vice-presi- Jesus led to crucifixion-Matt. XXVII 31-44 For Spring Formal Student Volunteers dent; and James Hall, secretary. "Story of the Cross".....------... -...... Arthur Henry Brown Members of the A. O. Pi sorority Will Meet Sunday Male Chorus will entertain with their annual spring The Student Volunteers will hold Weatherman W i 11 The death of Jesus-Matt. XXVII 50 formal dance on April 22. The dance heir regula;r monthly meeting at 2:30 "'Tis Finished" . -...... --...------...... J. B. Dykes will be given at the Colonial Country o'clock Sunday afternoon. James Speak to Scientists Male Chorus (Club. Unusual and lovely plans for Overholser will lead the discussion The Science club will hold its regu- The visit to the tomb-Matt. XXVIII 1-8 tthe dance are being made by Mary which will be on the layman's view of lar semi-monthly meeting Wednesday Processional Hymn No. 83-"Jesus Christ Is Risen Today".-...... _...._ ILaughlin, president, and the commit- "Re-Thinking Missions." at 8 p. m. in room 203, Science Hall. t _.t-...... -... Lyra Davidica tees which she has appointed. Bill Robert Orr. president, will have Invocation Taylor and his Collegians will fur- T N.E. Have charge of the meeting. I . H.aN.veDance Mr. Fred Brist, in charge of the Solo--"I Know That My Redeemer Liveth"...George Frederick Handel nish the music. U. S. weather bureau, will be the Mrs. Louise Knight Whitten CHI DELTA PHI Tonight Responsive Reading-Selection 75. -...... Te Deum At Gayoso speaker. He will speak on "Meteor- Laudemus TO MEET MONDAY Theta Nu Epsilon is entertaining ology". Hymn No. 96--"Mighty God, While Angels Bless Thee"...Barthelmon with a formal dance tonight at the Address ...... Te... _.... . The Reverend Felix B. Gear Chi Delta Phi, national girls' lit- Hotel Gayoso. Bill Tayolr and his Pastor of Presbyterian Church, Columbia, Miss. erary society, will meet Monday aft- Royal Collegians will furnish the mu- SOU'WESTER TO Prayer. ernoon at 3 o'clock at the home of sic. There will be three no-breaks, Miss Elizabeth Ann Mahan. two specials BE OUT THURSDAY Recessional Hymn No. 91-"Golden Harps Are Sounding"... Havergal and a T.N. E. lead-out. Benediction. i -,0 The dance will start at 8 o'clock. The Sou'wester will be out Thurs- President Charles E. Diehl, Presiding Chi O's Initiate _0 day next week instead of Friday. The James R. Haygood, Jr., President of Freshman Class The Chi Omega sorority announces Beta Sigs Pledge intervention of the Easter holidays the initiation of Miss Boyce Louis Nicholas, Director of Music. Leigh Beta Sigma announces the pledg. which 'will begin at 5 p.m. Thursday Sadler, Miss Charlotte Berlin, and 'ing of Julian Owen. He is a fresh- :necessitated the change of date. Miss Mary Jane Stimson. man from Mount Pleasant, Miss. gs~%~-~:h:~;,~;p,~~~ : ~

Page T'wo THE SOUU'WESTER Pagiwo--~- THE SOU' ESTE "Look! A car parked on this s Grymes- " always kiss the stamps lonely road. Can it belong to ban- on your letters, beccuse I know that Merely a Bit THE SOU'WESTER dits?" your lips have touched them." "No, it's just the old parlor Ragland-"Oh, dear, and to think Published Weekly Of Nonsense By the Student Body of Southwestern, the College sofa two generations removed." that I dampen them on Fido's nose." of the Mississippi Valley, Memphis. Tenn. Ned: "I gave my girl a wonder- Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Memphis, Tenn., ful present last night." under the act of March 3, 1878. Ted: "I gave mine a wonderful past." Vol. XIV MEMPHIS, TENN., APRIL 7, 1933 No. 26 * * * Conductor-"I'll have to charge you Editor-in-Chief ------__ _------_-----Russell Perry full fare for your little brother-he's 1498 Linden Ave. Phone 2-2830 wearing long pants." EDITORIAL STAFF Young Brother-"Gosh, sir, you Sports Editor ------.... __ .____-_- _ Clark Porteous ride free." Exchange Editor__.__.. Crlotte Stanage Joke Editor..-_...... _ _..._ __.._...... j---....John.. Farley "Does your boy friend have am- F'eatures....--.... _-.__.------.._ John Hines, Alvan Tate, Russell Cross, bitions ?" Therese Canale, Frank Goodlett "Mercy, yes, evr since he's Social News _------. lone Wall, Peggy been knee-high." Walker, Julia Marie Schwinn Anne Brown Taylor Femme: "Is it proper to wear Girls' Spor-ts- .. Olga Hartmann an evening dress to a bridge par- Specials ----_--_"------_--_-__As_ __--orLucius Cook ty?" General Assignments. __-Chloe Burch, Harvey Heidelberg, Richard Gish: "It's only necessary to Alexander, Rosine Worthington, Savilla show your hands at a bridge Martin, Louise Carroll, Dorothea Sledge. game. * * * BUSINESS STAFF Round-Trip Fares: MAKE that Easter trip by Dixie Greyhound bus- "You wouldn't think," said the Mis- Business Manager------.___..h pson Holloway the economical. convenient, delightful. SAFE way sissippi youth, "that my musical talent 7 Stewart Hall Phone 7-9210 St. Louis _-____=10.50 to travel. Low fares save you 20 to 50%/ on every Paducah ..--... -6.75 trip-frequent daily schedules save you hours of Advertising ----_-- - --__------.-. .. was the means of saving my life." Solicitors --...- Joe Moss, Ed Turner Nashville _____--__ 5.00 waiting-and you can be SURE of a safe, punctual "No." remarked his friend. "I would trip in an ultra-modern coach. piloted by a trained Chattanooga ______8.00 veteran of the highways. INSIST on Greyhound not. Tell me how it happened." All copy for Birmingham 0.____900 service i * C** publication must be in the Sou'wester office by I noon Wednesday preceding the appearance on the following Jackson, Miss.-._. 7.50 Farmer-"No, I couldn't think of Vicksburg . 7.._..50 Call the Dixie Greyhound office NOW, before you Friday noon. plan your trip! Jackson, Tenn. -___2.00 Ask about special-service schedules chargin' ye for the cider. That s.ould -the Magnolia Limited W St.. Louis and way be bootleggin' and, prai"e the Lord. Blytheville. Ark. 3.30 points-the Governor's Special to Nashville, the I ain't come to that yet. That peck A subscription to the Sou'wester is Cape Glrardeau, Kentucky Limited to Paducah and Evansville, the $3 the year in advance. Mo. __------7.30 Volunteer Express to Chattanooga, the Golden Rod of potatoes will be fie dollars." Dyersburg, Tenn. 3.00 to Birmingham-America's finest bus service, with ** * Union City ------4.60 faster time, fewer stops, free pillows, porter ser- Chicago ...__._-- 16.50 vice-and NO EXTRA FARE! "Well, there was a big flood in THE LIBRARY PROBLEM my home town and when the water One of the most thoughtless practices of the students is that of struck our house, father got on a bed making unnecessary and floated down stream." noise in the library. The library is for the "And you?" ise of the students, and it is up to them to see that it is properly "I accompanied him on the piano." .ised. It is not being properly used when students go there and * * *r nake noise which interferes with the studying of those who are The plumber and his bride stood n the library for that purpose. and gaed at torrents of water swirl Surely everyone knows better than to do such a thing. It is ing over Niagara Falls. ure thoughtlessness. The library is for study and if you do not "Isn't it grand?" she sighed. vish to really study, do not go there. Outside "Well," he muttered absent-mind- of the library is he proper place for foolishness. If you don't want to study, at edly, "it can easily be fixed." east, do not prevent -- c * * * others from doing their work. Many times with you. students go to the library to study together and in Laugh and the prof laughs ielping one Laugh and you laugh alone. another they often forget and talk loud enough to dis- WARNER'S First when the joke's the prof's. urb others. Such should not be the case. It is all right to help oth- Last when the joke's your own. 'rs but do not disturb others. The ideal arrangement would be to Lave one room entirely for reading purposes and to have another Week Commencing Open 11:45 CARLSON-"NOW'ADAY. oom where Week Of Friday, April 7 WHAT students could talk and help one another with their Saturday, April 8 IS TOO E'ILTIY TO SXVY IS tudies. However, such an arrangement He wanted her as mistress is not now possible at She wanted him as lover; SUNG." 'outhwestern. We must make the most of what we have. So they married to he FREE! ** * "Ex-Lady" This thoughtlessness also may have another result. Gloria Rastus (rushing in the back door): The student brary assistants do not like to have to ask students to stop talk- With SWANSON "Mandy,' a; big 'gator jist grabbed ng. In one of the'chillun down by the It is an unpleasant duty. However, if excessive talking is bayou !" one while they are on duty, it seems that they are falling down Befte Davis "PERFECT Mandy:.'"By golly, I knowed n their job. Consequently they may lose their position through Gene Raymond UNDERSTANDING" somepin' was gittin' 'em." our selfishness. United Artists' Picture With ''' * * Southwestern has a fine library and for the students to be able Frank McHugh Genevieve Tobin LAURENCE OLIVER I'm busy with my stenographer o get the most out of it, silence should be observed at all times. Claire Dodd right now; in fact we are up to our Junior Features neck in work (Naw, I know it ain't " ROOSEVELT true-darn it.) THANK THE STUDENT COUNCIL "The Man of the Hour" ** * Extra The students of the college owe their thanks for the big time Screen Song He was a promising young man- hat they had at the April Fool's carnival to the tireless efforts of Vitaphone Gems but he didn't keep his promise. Andh he student council and Metrotoqe News three shots rang out in the still night those who helped them arrange and put Coming!- air-Did Isay anything about a n the big celebration. The carnival was the best that has been 'CALVACADE" shot-gun-I'did not; I have to keep eld in the past four years and to mention the festivities is to heap 25c 'Til 6:30-Then 40c 25c 'Til 6:30 And Then 40c Kiddies i0c this clean. ra se on those who made it possible.

We asked a sweet little gal it C' her boy friend was steady and THE EASTER VESPER she told u that he was."Practi The annual Easter vesper will be held Sunday afternoon at cally motibnless." o'clock. Not only is it a privilege for the students to attend, but Headquarters For * * *t t is a duty. An excellent speaker will speak at the service. The 'Miitith' liolmson, I has dsco'ered :hristian Union has gone to a lot of trouble to make this service I can ge:yo' divorce on.the ground t orthwhile thing that will be for the students' benefit. Fruit, Produce and that, yp;. varrie ain't legal, on cc- The service will be the final vesper of the year and a special coutt of her,father, he had no lien e ffort is being made to have the auditorium filled. Will you to carry p gun. do High Score Products 'our part and be there? "This.'is the skull of a man who was shipwrecked 'or two years ona.desert island with two D. CANALE & CO. chorus. gils." "How idd he die?" PARTNERS WITH "He Wof,, ;himself out tearing Phone 8-4121 dpwsa the "sinals they put up. THE PUBLIC

The services rendered by these two companies are factors in promoting the progress of the community and Moay-Tuesday-Wednesday See "April 10>-l-i2' the well-being of all the people. We A Beatiql Girl Alos, Longing For LtAeiand Companioas Yields To '0.neHour of Love, Then A count it a privilege to serve the Lifetime In- "BONDAGE" city's economic and social life in Fex Picture With Bostonian Dorothy such an important way, and try to JORDAN Style-Selected Shoes for Men -Alexander prove ourselves helpful partners in KIRKLAND On Display Junir Features every worthy endeavor. Paramount Comedy Today and Saturday Naturgraph Slirit of the Campus In The Paramount News Thurdary-Friday-laturday Janos Duno--Boota Mallory Memphis Power &~Light Company "HLLO, SISTER COLLEGE STORE ilia'TB ,30-_ T I W The Memphis Street Railway Co. Childrn leeAnytim 1' THE SOU'WESTER Page Thr, GIRLS FINISH OpposeSturdy Oe Miss BOBCATS BEGIN TENNIS HOPES Oppose Ole Miss Saturday CINDER W RK ARE BRIGHTER CAGE SEASON i Messick Opponent F o r Freshettes W i n Class First Meet Several Dual Meets Are Championship Pending Coach John Miller has a husky crew The freshettes proved themselves to of freshman track and field stars Prospects for a Lynx varsity tennis working out every be class basketball champions when afternoon. Several team loom much brighter, according they defeated the sophomores, last meets are as yet in the tentative state, to Dr. Peyton Rhodes, Southwestern year's champions, in two games, the but Messick High School is the only tennis director. The athletic associa- last one being a close and hard-fought sure meet. The yearlings will pro- tion has straightened out its finances bably engage Ilank Smith's contest, score 26-24. The sophomores crew on to some extent and funds will be were runners-up, while the seniors April 21. available for at least a few meets. John came third and the juniors last. Baker is showing-up well in Jimmy Dainwood and Henry Oliver The freshmen who represented their the sprints, as is Dick Whittaker. are the only varsity ho!dovers. John HIughes is a hurdle class were Marjorie Stratmann, cap- star and may Charley Ledsinger and Tom Jones be pressed tain. Adele Bigelow, Bernice Cavett. ;nto service on the 440. are available from last year's freshman I lilliard Jordan and Dickie Dunlap Mollie McCord, Rosine Worthington. team. Charley Sherman will be able showed up well in the freshman cross Mary Merhle, Lib Pearce. Nell Mc- to play as soon as he recovers from country Mahan, Audrey Townsend and Sara run. They will probably run an appendicitis operation. Harte the mile. Rogers Lawrence and Nall. Ed Thomas, Douglas Grymes, and Good- Ilutchinson are good Outstanding upperclassmen were middle distance lett Brown are other prospective Helen Gordon. Charlotte Stanage, men. Dick Mays will also be avail- racquet wielders who may make the Margaret MacNicol, Louise Coppedge, able for the shorter races. team. Harvey Jones is a Mary Kennedy Hubbard, and Barbara good broad- Meets are pending with Ole Miss, jumper, Porter. and he may polevault as well. Sewanee, Millsaps, and Mississippi From practice points and game J. R. Mann and Hutsie Harwood are College Some local aggregations will good weight men. Many other fresh- points, the freshettes piled up the probably be met in preliminary prac- men highest number of points among the are working out. and a good tice meets. class teams, while the Tri-Deltas squad of cinder pounders seems fairly certain. scored the most points in the sorority league. The Chi Omegas were run- Begin Putting Roof ners-up. Jack Crosby Hit On Sig Alph House By Baseball Bat The outer stone work on the S. Golf Tournament Jack Crosby was the victim of an A. E. chapter house has been finished. unfortunate accident. Last Tuesday The carpenters are now putting on In Opening Round in a practice game for the inter-frat the roof with the shingles to follow All first round matches in the indoor baseball league, Jack was soon. As soon as the roof is com- Southwestern golf tournament must SHERIFF KNIGHT HERBERT NEWTON struck in the mouth by a baseball pleted, the work on the interior will be played off by the end of the next bat which slipped from the grasp of start. week, according to Jack Elder, lead- "Hutsie" Harwood. A three inch concrete floor will be er in the newly formed golf associa- Dunlap Invited To Owen Works Out The bludgeon broke several of laid first. A waterproof membrane tion. Jack's teeth and caused a painful w;ll be placed on this with another The pairings are Heins vs. Sawrie; Big Tennis Tourney With Chickasaws injury. inch of concrete added on top of the Metcalf vs. Hughes; Elder vs. Hol- Richard (Dickie) Dunlap has been If Southwestern manages to have a membrane. The top floor will be com- comb; McCormick vs. Cook; Leds:ng- invited to participate in the annual HEINS MEDALIST posed of block flooring which will er vs. Thomas; Roseborough vs. Flow- University Club tennis tournament baseball team this year, there will be make a beautiful and serviceable fin- ers; Crisler vs. Brown; and Glover which will be held starting May 29. at least one experienced player. He IN GOLF TOURNEY ish. vs. Weddington. Of these the fol- A number of national stars among is Freshman Julian Owen, who is Morris Heins was the medalist in lowing have already come out vic- whom are George Lott, Frank Shields, the qualifying round of the college Mary bad a little lamb which she working out with the Memphis Chicks. tors: Hughes 5 and 4; Elder 7 and 6; Cliff Sutter, Gregory Mangin, and golf tournament. Heins turned in a was supposed to keep. Flowers 2 up; and Weddington 7 Sidney Wood, have also been sent Owen is a crack shortstop, and it 78 on the Colonial Country club It followed Mary 'round 'til it died and 6. invitations. is reported that he can hit the ball. course. This is six strokes above par. from lack of sleep.

A MI RACLE...You sit at home in easy chairs, behind closed doors, while from a sound-proof room.., .perhaps thousands of miles away... comes the music that you listen to on the Chesterfield program. That sealed room in the Columbia Broadcasting Headquarters sends out good music and good songs 6 nights a week to 50 million people from coast to coast... with the voice of Norman Brok- enshire... just about the best announcer in this country..,. to tell you "Chesterfields are milder and taste better." Why is the Chesterfield Program broadcast 6 nights a week over a coast-to-coast network reach- We want to tell every smoker from coast to coast ing 50 million people? that Chesterfield cigarettes taste better... Because we want every smoker in this country We want everyone to know that they can depend to know that Chesterfield cigarettes are milder. on a LIGGETT & MYEns product. Page Four THE SOU'WESTER I I KAPPA SIGMA Ramblin' Reporter Finds Lynx COLLEGE CLUB LEADS LEAGUE Co-Eds Honor Roll SATURDAY NITE Want Their Men To Have Wit &Humor First Honor Roll Annabel Cox..------_------AAAAA Hiqh Leadinq Hitter With James Overholser -----AAAAA Collegians To Play New .875 Mark To Be Fully Qualified, Men Must Be Tall, Dark, and Second Honor Roll .875 Mark Virginia Alexander ----AAAAB Tunes Handsome. Brains Clash With Athletics. Rodney Daine . ____-_____AAAAB James Breazeale ______AAAAB The College Club will jump into League Standing Intellectual wit is more or less a necessary trait in men from a girl's Eloise Brett------______AAAAB full swing Saturday night at 9 o'clock. w L point of vitw. if southwestern co-eds' divided opinions can be taken as Grace Carkeet ------_.AAAAAB Team A goodly crowd will be there to see Kappa Sigma -_--.---- 3 0 representative of wtomen in general. r, few weeks ago the males were in- John H. Fichbach - -- _AAAAB Kappa Alpha . 2 1 terviewed as to how important w~it and humor in girls seemed to them. RaEord Herbert-______AAAAB St. Nick do a hula-hula. There will S. A. . ~~ 2 1 ______~~.~.~~. Beta Sigma _---__---_-___-.______2 1 'Ihis week the Rambling Reporter oh- n- -- - Milburn Jenkins- ._.____._AAAAB be a "book-worm" leadout. Oliver ------__ _AAAAB I Pi K. A..------1 2 Sally Grif~in-"They must have a Henry planning to A. T. O.. .- 1 2 tamed the female side of the queston. _____AAAAB Among those who are Non-Frat 11-2----e-en 2 Hill--heymust-havea. sense of humor. I don't care whether Margaret Tallichet T.N.E.0 3 Ilelen Hill- hey must have a R. Young Wallace------AAAAB attend are Clara McGehee and New- sen'e of humor. I like them tall and they are intellectually witty or not. ton Wilson. Zelda O'Brien and M. J. The following is the standing of the, brunette with a goo physique. But I prefer good dancers and decided Ragsdale, Mary Louise Trigg and 10 leading hitters of the trat league intellectual wit are blnswithout. PLAN SOUTH ERN Joe Gardner, Louise Carroll and John who have participated in at least boysnne Gabreath-"Looks don't mat- Hines, Mary Laughlin and Dabney two games: not nearly as attrai. the as those with Crump, Eva Gene Bruce and Cran Player Average I that asset." ter but they must be intellectual, DEBATE TOUR Boyce, Sally Griffin and John Jor- High, Pi K. A. ------.... ___ .875 Virginia Fisher-"I like them short both seriously and witty. A sense of Hall. K. A. .750 dan, Pod Mahan and Hunter Flack. Mann, S. A. E. __------1.712 and blonde, preferably football play- humor is the most valuable asset a Milisaps, Miss. College Cornelia Henning and Howard Thomas. K. S. ____ ------.__5 .68 33-"6 ers r.h mut av ade d d sn e Womble, Pi K. A. _ _. .5-_ *-ey must have a eded sense1iyman can have. I don't like them to be Met White, Helen Gorden and McLemore Knight, A. T. 0. ------.500 of i humor, but I can't stand intellec- Elder, Ella Kate Malone and Frank- Walker K. A. tulywtyoe.good-looking. lin Kimbrough. Tress Canale and Jim Kimbrough, K. S. -. 467 tually witty ones. Ilelen Gordon-"I like tall brunet- The last forensic encounters of the S. Smith, T. N. E. ------_ .450 Savilla Martin-",Mentally clever Elly, Elizabeth Pearson and Dicky Crawford, K. A. -______.425 boys are much more attractive. They tes with a sense of humor. Brown Southwestern debating team will take Dunlap, Emily Jane Mercer and Louis must be smart dressers. A good phy- hair, a good physique, and a capacity place when two of the Lynx orators Palrotte, Savilla Martin and Charlie Dr, Diehl To Attend sique isnot essential, but they mustifor mental cleverness are decided ad- make a short southern tour. South- Maxey, Bernice Cavett and Louis I think girls in general are western will meet Millsaps College at Duffee, Charlotte Berlin and Bill Con- Mleeting be tall and quick thinkers. The vantages. Nashville wittier they are, the better I like more attracted to intellectually witty Jackson, Miss., and Mississippi Col- noley, Peggy Jones and Robert Neill. Dr. Charles Diehl will attend the them. boys than to muscular morons. lege at Clinton on the trip. annual meeting of the Tennessee Col- .'Adele Bigelow-"I like them tall, Edna Barker-"I like a sense of hu- The question in both debates will 'Vanderbilt, this toast has a strange must have mor with al the earmarks of a subtle be the cancellation of wear debts, and flavor?" lege association which will be held in dark, and handsome. They T Nashville Wednesday and Thursday. a sense of humor but I don't care 'line.' They must be good dressers the Lynx will be represented in both "Wh y, that's too bad, Mr. Coop- Dr. Diehl is the vice-president of the about mental cleverness. They must and a social and intellectual sense is cases by an affirmative team com- er. I burnt it a little, but I thought association, He served as president be football players with good phy- absolutely necessary. I like curly- posed of Morris -leins and Robert it'd be all right if I touched it up during the year 1920-21. sques. haired brunettes best. Walker. with a dash or two of Ungentine."

SILLUSION: performances in A "strong man" once gave public lopyright. ±13, ;. J.nqa ooooacC n which he stopped a 9 lb. cannon ball shot from a fully charged cannon. The audience gasped when the gun flashed and the human Gibraltar stepped forward out of the smoke uninjured, with the 9 lb. It's ful to be fooled _ shot in his hands. EXPLANATION : The trick lay in the way an assistant prepared the cannon for the performance. He used the regulation ... it's more fun to KNOW amount of powder and wadding, but placed the greater part of the charge of powder ahead of the A performance sometimes staged standard and used by all. A ciga- shot. The cannon ball was propelled only by the small charge behind it which was just sufficient to in cigarette advertising is the illu. rette is only as good as the tobaccos lob the 9 lb. ball over to the strong man. sion that cigarettes are made easy it contains. on the throat by some special It is a fact, well known by process of manufacture. leaf tobacco experts, that MM0 PACK EXPLANATION: All cigarettes are Camels are made from finer, made in almost exactly the same MORE EXPENSIVE tobaccos way. Manufacturing methods are than any other popular brand.

...... *.*..* , In costly tobaccos you will find mildness, good taste, throat-ease. Smoke Camels critically, and give your taste a chance to appre- ciate the greater pleasure and sat- isfaction offered by the more ex- pensive tobaccos. Other cigarettes, we believe, will taste flat and in- sipid to you forever after. S si Sid 1.x5I~: 1 -: ANN, .. JST COSTLIER i:lliii TOBACCOS IN A MATCHLESS BLEND