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The Purchase p u r c h a s e i n d y @ g m a i l . c o m Purchase’s Only Weekly News Source ISSUE 107 spread. I raised my somber eyes and staring back Brokeback Brick “I love you, Derrick,” I whimpered. from the second floor window was a beautiful Let’s Get Bareback! “I…I love you, J…I love you, JOHN Spanish man in white jeans and a flannel shirt, The Highly Anticipated Sequel GLENN BRITNEY SPEARS NIPPLE SLIP, ” swinging his hips from side to side. T h e Spanish man froze still watching me as the cold Derrick answered back. to Brokeback Mountain air slipped from my lower lip. By David Nora Jr., Story By Ang Lee WHAM! Derrick slammed his fist into the I dragged my feet climbing over the fence back of my head and fell to my side. of the construction site. I pushed my way forth “Jack…Jack…Oh yeah, Jack, you like it “You don’t love me?” I questioned Derrick, into the building, a void of tools and dirty floor. I when I give it to you,” moaned Derrick in a gasping toward the ceiling. stepped into the working elevator and went up repetitive motion, pushing my head against his Derrick dropped his eyes toward my face to the second floor with the Spanish man bedpost. saying, “We met two hours ago. I don’t even watching me in silence as I approached. “Mi nombre es Ennis Mayor. Soy un traba - “Yeah…it’s okay…are you almost done?” I know your last name…” responded with a quick grunt. jador de la construcción. Yo no le sé. Usted As I walked away from the apartments “Yeah, I’m almost done,” Derrick puffed out tiene que salir,” the Spanish man said. as he was about to ejaculate. “Can I donkey toward Farside in the brisk winter, Derrick’s “Okay…I don’t speak Spanish but I saw punch you while I go?” words echoed through my mind. Nobody would you staring at me. I guess I was staring back,” I hesitated but quickly screamed out from say they loved me. Nobody would care for me. I said. “Yes, I was staring and I think I have fall- the pain, “Yeah!” And not thinking I continued, And then suddenly as I entered the Mall I heard en in love with you.” “Yeah, as long as you say you love me!” from a radio in the new building’s construction: “Yo no soy alegre, empaquetador de dulce de chocolate. Pero obtiene mirar muy solitario “Okay,” Derrick whispered grabbing my Ooh aah, just a little bit /Ooh aah, a little bit waist and then thrusting harder into my back- de noche. ¿Podría jugar apenas con mis more/Ooh aah, just a little bit /You know what side. I pushed my face into his pillow and pelotas?” the Spanish man stated with a gulp. blocked any horrible pain that squirted out of I’m looking for/Ooh aah, just a little bit /Ooh “Hmm…I took Spanish in high school…I my mouth. His nails dug into my hamstrings as aah, a little bit more/Ooh aah, just a little bit/I’ll only got ‘night’ and ‘balls,’” I responded. There I did the same into his Winnie the Pooh bed- give you love you can’t ignore Continued on Page 7... Jenn Why the We Made a Anderson: KKK is L i s t , a n d I N S I D E : The Indy Gay, Gay, C h e c ked it Interview Gay Tw i c e pledges and initiation. (I shy from the word “hazing” but Jenn Anderson: it’s been bandied about) Established 2001 THE INDY INTERVIEW INDY: Any boy-lesbians? Founding Editor: Glen Parker By Arthur Larsen JA: Within a week we had a sign hung on our front door proclaiming “Lesbian Sorority: Lambda Eta Zeta, Chief Editors: INDY: I am dying to hear all about your experience here Purchase College Chapter, Est. 2005.” Yeah, we’ve got Bill Reese as the “it” lesbian. quite a few honorary members of the male-identified per- Steven Tartick JA: Well, what exactly IS an “it” lesbian? suasion. I honestly hate to be a “man-hating womynist.” Assistant Editor: INDY: Oh you know, the queer girl on campus that every- I get along with everyone. Some of my best friends are Emily Farrell one knows, has a big mouth and would require that gay men who are more lesbian than me. (Read: Evan Office Manager: someone be blind in order for them to miss her. and Arthur) Mark Schroeder JA: It’s how I meet people. I kind of like that. I’m a “take INDY: Well my dear, this has been more than insightful, L a yout Editor: me or leave me” person. I’m either really abrasive or any parting words of wisdom for those curious about the Kaitlyn Sudol really funny depending on who you are. Is that a bad Purchase gay experience (remember, nothing is too Head Copyeditor: thing? brash or vulgar)? Sable Yong INDY: Not at all. It’s probably why so many here love JA: Live freely, have lots of sex, go to as many parties D i s t r i b ution Superv i s o r : you. What’s your queer experi- as you can, and talk to the craziest looking person you Robert Stewart-Rogers ence been like here at the Purch? can find, because chances are Graphic Design: JA: It’s pretty amazing. they’re a really amazing person and Sabrina Miller INDY: Details! I need details! you’re bound to have a rewarding Backpage Bitch: experience with them. Have lots of Lauren Raia JA: I love Purchase for its ability to have such a thriving queer cul- “safe sex” that should be, and I Business Manager: have a ready supply of free prophy- Alice Gullotta ture where most people get along. There are pretty much two distinct lactics for any gender looking to be Writers: groups: the out and proud group safe. Hahaha, that cracks me up, Patrick Cassels I’m the Alumni condom fairy. Allison Dvornek and the underground crew. I’ve gotten a lot of insight into queer INDY: Thank you. Arthur Larsen JA: If you want the gay frat story I Robert LeChuga culture as a whole by seeing how can give it to you. David Nora Jr. the two groups react to different INDY: Shoot. Adam Tyrrell situations. JA: Chronologically, this happened Kristin Whitcomb INDY: OK, so we’ve done the P.C. way before the sorority. The afore- Artists: thing, now give me the real Jenn The Propagandist perspective on Purchase gay life. mentioned article in T h e Robert Stewart-Rogers JA: There are a lot of hot girls? I Independent (God, I love it) inspired Jack Trades dunno what you want me to say? me. I threw a gay frat party of amazement where myself, the cur- Copy Editors: INDY: Lesbian sorority? Patrick Cassels JA: Oh god. That’s a political rent co-president, and various other Kristin Whitcomb statement and an excuse to party members dressed up and made all rolled up into one. My second some sort of ridiculous Purchase The Purchase Independent is a non- amazing brainchild: The Lesbian punch. We flyered for a party to profit newspaper, paid for by the mandato- Sorority, second only to the gay frat party, but that’s protest this article stating that in order to attend you ry student activity fee. either had to give us money, wear a toga, or dress “gay” The Independent welcomes submis- another story. sions from the readers. We are an open INDY: Well, we have time for another story? however you choose to interpret that. My co-president forum for campus issues and comments JA: I got offended (what else is new) by some offhand- wore a speedo with condom pockets and a cape, and about The Independent’s coverage. We drew greek letters on his chest. It was a successful accept letters, articles, comics, ads, and ed comment in The Independent about how GLBTU was event listsings. a gay frat. After the first few GLBTU meetings last shindig and i think it successfully made a farce of some- The deadline for submissions to be con- semester a few friends would come back to my house thing offensive. In my mind that’s a much better way to sidered for publication in the following and drink, talk about gay issues, etc. Thus was the birth handle adversity. Make a joke, not a fist (or some other issue is Tuesdays at eight. After that, you political-sounding cliche). And it was an excellent mix of must bribe us with candy. of the lesbian sorority. Conceived by myself and my Publication of submissions is not guar- roommate Vagina, with the input of the infamous gay, straight, and everything in between everyone got enteed, but subject to the discretion of of Professor, we soon developed a system of recruiting along, and it was kind of amazing. the editors. We prefer that submissions come to us e l e c t r o n i c a l l y. 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