~'They oughtta be lined up and shot!" by Lee ZiJnmerman planation of the three selves the manager, even from the near-total apathy But when Rob Taylor was The annual meeting of facilities (Studios A,B, and though this choice would shown by Glendon students. nominated as student mem­ the Broadcast policy D) run by R.G. Inc. Bi­ normally be made by R.G. And Lysaght reiterated ber, Lubin attacked Tay­ Board of Radio Glendon shop seemed intent on Inc. In response to a that "A" has been, with lor's integrity by charg­ Inc. took place October proving that R.G. has question by Bishop re­ the exception oftwo people ing that he was part of a 4th in the lounge adjacent given nothing to the stu­ garding the amounts of completely student-run collusion to "stack the to Radio Glendon. In at­ dent populace. Lysaght money channelled into and operated. deck" against the student tendanceat the meeting explained that, to the Studios A and B respect­ Up to this point, Presi­ population with regards to broadcast live over CKRG contrary, the station has ively; Lysaght stated that dent Lubin had remained participation on the were: Alan Lysaght, always made itself avail­ a great majority of funds silent, reading his news­ Board. Taylor, a part­ Michael McCabe, Rob Tay­ able to students who ex­ were used to upgrade "A" paper and expressing time R.G. staffer, embar­ lor, David Tooke, David pressed the desire to in order that it might little interest in the rassed by what amounts 0'Halloran, Kelly- Ann Bis­ participate in the running fulfill the requirements of matters that the I .B.P.B. to characte.rassault, with­ hop, Steve Lubin, and my­ of the station and, also, aCRTC - liscenced sta­ ~oncerned itself with.• But drew his candidacy. When self. The order of bus­ to those who simply wish tion. The remaining mon­ the fireworks startedonce the vacationing Joe ness was to bring every­ to use the recording studio ey' as well as some ori­ the actual election took Holmes candidacy was one up to date on the for a variety of purposes. ginal "A" equipment and place. Lysaght was re­ read, all hell broke loose. station's status, as well It was pointed out that records, was given to "B" elected station manager, The key issue was the as to elect members to Lubin himself had done While funds have been David Pritchard (in ab­ definition of the term the board. In response the latter on a few occas­ used to maintain "B", the sentia) was namedprofes- "R.G.. member". Lysaght to a line of questionning ions. As for Studio B, need to upgrade it has sional broadcaster, and repeatedly explained that by observer Bishop, Lysaght granted GCSU' s not arisen, due to its yours truly was elected a member is; anyone who Lysag~t gave a_detailed ex- request to·select for them- lack of use stemming programme co-ordinator. continued on pp.2

October 12, t979 Volume .19 no. 5 Glendon College

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p oto: Bruce McMulkin What Goes onBehind Closed Doors? by Cheryl Watson members and most part­ men of the Glendon istration and the aca­ faculty members into bat­ It's the fourth Thursdayof time faculty members. Faculty Council, one of demic interests. tle to have academic dec­ the month and approx. 1 Add to this professional' the largest problems The basic function of isions made here on this 0'clock , which means we librarians, two academic faced, within the Univer­ Faculty Council is to make campus by Glendonites. are entering the Dean's staff representatives and sity, is making this sys­ decisions regarding cur­ Then in the late sixties it Hour. Faculty members twenty students and you tem work. It is through riculum and academic was the students turn to are filing into the Senate have the academic gov­ the York Act that Glen­ regulations. It is obvious ask for a role in this dec­ Chamber and a few stu­ erning body of Glendon don's Faculty Council is that earlier on in Glen­ ision making body and dents arel:rickling in. College. given its legal status, don's life these things they got it. Summing all What on earth is goingon? The organisation of the where it is constituted as were very important. In­ this up it can be said that IT this was the late sixties governing bodies of York a Committee of Senate. itiating a. new college with 'at one time' the focus of or early seventies most of University is spelled outin Clearly you cannot have its own identity was no· political activity on the the Glendon Community what is known as the York a clearseparation between small feat for the Univer­ Glendon Campus was with­ could answer that ques­ Act. There is, within this finances and academics sity and the faculty, staff in Faculty Council. tion' but how many can in document, a broad dis­ within the University. This and administrators of the But it is not the late 19791 If, as is suspected, tinction between the body is becoming an increasing new college and much of sixties - it is the dawn you have no idea what this responsible for financial problem in this time of what Glendon is today was of the eighties and things ritual is all about then it matters concerning the financial uncertainty hashed and rehashed just aren't quite the same. is about time you learned. University and the aca­ which, as has been seen, within the walls of The Many members of this The meeting is Faculty demic facets of the Univ­ results in academic un­ Senate Board Room. In College now feel that Council and it is probably ersity. The Board of Gov­ certainty. It is because of the beginning, the Univ­ Faculty Council is the least well known enors is the body assoc­ this that Prof. Clipsham ersity appointed a Dean 'tedious' . The years have governing body in the en­ iated with the former while feels the task of Faculty (Principal) who in turn brought a ' routine' to tire Collegeor University. Senate is associated with Council is to help bring appointed the chairman of this once lively body and Faculty Council is made the latter. As stated by about effective co-ordin­ each of the departments. the result has been fewer up of all full-time faculty David Clipsham. Chair- ation between the admin- This immediately put continued on pp. 6 2 ProTem October 12, 1979 Recognition for Glendon NOTES

by Cheryl Watson and more active OFS and two years to run a ref­ of the conference. The Enrolment Verification The Ontario Federation to keep pace with inflation erendum in order to ac­ workshop on Bilingualism Forms of Students (OFS) held To sum up, SCRAP re!,­ cept the fees or reject which both Glendon dele­ Please make sure you their fall conference on. commends that the mem­ being part of OFS. Mem­ gates attended, proved to pick up your enrolment September 27-30 in Ot­ bership fee increase from bers don't have' to pay be very productive for verification form outside tawa. Glendon sent two $1.50 per student to $4.00 until a sucessful refer­ themselves and Glendon the cafeteria on any of delegates to represent per student. endum is passed. And College. It was during the following days: Oct. their interests. They were Most delegates at the con to this was added: "That this workshop that an 16, 17 18 and 19, between Ron Leduc, Vice-Presi­ ference agreed with the the Committee of the Interim Bilingual Com­ 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. It dent of External Mfairs ittee was set up. The fun­ is important that you and Marc-Andre Lacombe ction of this committee verify with Student Vice-President of Acade­ will be to create a Stan­ Programmes the in­ mic Mfairs. On October ding Committee which will formation contained 2nd Stephen Lubin, Pres­ deal with Francophone Is­ on the form. sident of the Glendon sues and Bilingualism. College Student Union re­ The standing Committee Catre de verification ceived notice that both should be developed before d'inscription aux cours delegates were elected to the OFS SpringConference N' oubliez pas de vous the OFS Interim Bilingua­ There were seven nom­ procurer votre carte lism Committee. inations for the four open de verification d'in­ The bulk ofthe conference positions . Ron and Marc scription aux cours, concentrated on the Spec­ were two of the people disponible dans le ial Coordinating Comm­ nominated. Both should be hall, devant le cafe­ itteeon Resource Plan, m congratulated on their ele- teria, les 16, 17, 18 et ning (SCRAP) report. photo: Julie Parna ction. The recognition by 19 octobre entre llh This report suggested the fact that more staff were Whole recommend to the the OFS members says et 14h. Vous devez . hiring of more staff and needed and that executive Plenary that SCRAP in- something, not only about egalement contacter the creation of special should receive at least vestigate further means of Glendon and bilingualism le bureau des programmes ~ommissions such as: $250 per month. Finally, alleviating the costs in- but about what both Ron and scolaires afin de verifier an undergraduate, a com­ after long discussions and curred by smaller inst- Marc have to offerin such les renseignements munity college and a grad­ negotiations it was agreed itutions". With this ad- an endeavour. contenus sur la carte. uate commission. All upon that membership ditionalclause all del- Anyone wishing further COME ONE , COME ALL these changes in the Fed­ fees would be $3.00 per egates voted in favour. information on the confe- eration were suggested in full time student. Each There were several work rence or OFS can obtain Let's beat our old record order to have a stronger member has a period of shops during the course it through the GCSU office of 155 pints ______---=::::..- --1 BLOOD DONOR CLINIC Wednesday, October 17, Food Squabble Still Simmering 1979 12:00 -4:00p.m. by Ron Hoff cessions suchasbulkmilk .seem suited to the way the here at Glendon have to We need your donations consider our own interest On Thursday October 4 dispensing and an invest­ question is asked'. Cran­ Attention! there was a meeting of igation-into the feasibility dIes has all the answers which unfortunately and Tous les etudiants dans le students, Norman Cran­ of longer hours for the ibut they are political rather inevit:;tblY require us to departement de fran~ais, dies and representatives basement snack bar were than practical" add to the pressure he is espanol et traduction sont of Beaver Foods in the made but the larger iss­ Mr. Crandles' response experiencing." On future pries d'assister a une re­ Hearth Room. There was ues of quality and price to the, student's questions plans of action:"I have union jeudi le 18 Octobre a respectable student turn remained unresolved. seemed directed more to been in touch with Rob Bo de 2:00 i 3;00 dans le out reflecting the concern In order to discover the temporarily pacifying the wman, spokesman for the senior common room. among studj:lnts about the outlook and future plans students rather than be­ Ad Hoc Food Users Com­ food situation here at of the Glendon Food Com­ ing workable or dynamic mittee at the Main Cam­ Meeting of Glendon Glendon. The meeting mittee I interviewed its solutions to the problems pus. If there is no prog­ College Student Union at flared on several oc­ chairperson, Harvey I respect Mr. Crandles ress here at Glendon then 6:30 p.m. on Monday casions as students fired Sinclair. On the October 4 difficult position balanced the Glendon Food Commi­ October 15th in the questions and complaints meeting:"Mr. Crandles as he is between students ttee is considering ties Senate Board Room. in Mr. Crandles direction has a number of theories ~aterers and the admini.,. with the Ad Hoc Comm­ Meeting of Glendon Food prices, quality and for every question put to stration. I also appreciate ittee." Faculty Council at 1:15 quantity were criticised him, none of which come the pressure he is under "We have also developed p.m. on Thursday October continued on page 8 and several minor con- from the heart, but which at the Main Campus but we -=------i 25th in the Senate Board Room. Ouehtta be AVIS AUX York University's Centre cont. from pp.1 Mike Bunn then went GLENDON INC. continues for Continuing Education expresses an interest in down to the pub and "ethi­ to stress that any student will open it's Canadian participating in or sup­ cally" rounded up a bunch can become a member Studies Symposia, Oct. porting the station to ei­ of patnms who all of a of the company if he or EUTDIANTS 19 on the main York ther the programme co­ sudden professed a .sin­ she has the interest to campus with the Honourable ordinator or station mana­ cere desire to become pursue it. But as this John Robarts, Chancellor ger. That's all it takes. members! Despite the is supposedly a University QUEBECOIS of York, who will discuss Lubin and Bishop charged ulterior motives of this and not Romper Room, "Canadian Unity." that this was unfair, be­ Radio Glendon is not going Mr. Robarts, former ploy, they were accepted qui ont fait une demande cause the station made to baby them by trying premier of the province as members. A vote was de bourse et/ou pre t au­ no attempts to actively to drag them in, kicking of Ontario, will discuss taken, and Holmes de­ pre s du gouvernement du solicit interest from and screaming. The the present political feated 'Bishop. That is Quebec. among 'the Glendon pop­ G.C.S.U. should address situation in Canada. The when, as Bishop and Lub­ Etant donne la greve qui ulation, thereby allowing itself to student apathy, session will be held from in were departing, Bi­ persiste au service des them no chance to be­ rather than calling down 9:15 a.m. until 3:00 p.m. shop screamed, (yougues­ prets et bourses,legou­ come members with in­ an organization that last and will cost $15. for the sed it !) "They oughtta vernement du Quebec a in­ put in Board policy. be lined up and shot ~" year had more student in­ day. Bishop called this "un­ volvement than the G. C.S.U. stitue un systene' deprEts d'urgence pour aider les Other topics in the Can­ ethical". adian Studies area will Upon her suggestion, The executive of RADIO etudiants a- pourvoir a leurs besoins immediats. include "Canadian Social Les prets d'urgence sont History," "The CanasIian Applications for The G.C.S .. V. administrec;par les insti­ Mosaic," and " Canadian Foreign Policy." is now accepting applications for tutions 10cales,Le., l'Uni­ Business Manager versite York. Si vous de­ " s irez faire une demande, Memorandum for the Radio Glendon prenez un rendez-vous. au campus York: Please note: .FRIDAY G.C.S.V. Manager (Studio B). Mme. ·C. Hungerson OCTOBER 12, 1979 student Awards Office 8:00 p.m. Public Lecture are now being accepted. The salary is $850.00 tel: 667-2542 ou 667 -3263 (Toronto Renaissance and The position is effective The position is tous les jours, saufle jeudi Reformation Colloquium)' from November 1, 1979 until April 30,1980 effective for the duration au campus Glendon: "Charles V and Vermeyen I with a salary of $200. /month of the academic year. Mme. C. Hungerson in Tunis, 1535" by Pro­ Applications can be C-I08 tel: 487-6124 fessor H.J. Horn, Depart­ I This person will be res ponsible for the book­ submitted to the G.C.S.U. tous les jeudis ment of Fine Art, Univer­ keeping of the GCSU, Radio Glendon and Pro office. The deadline for ou sity of Guelph. Tern. Applications can be left at the GCSU applications is Monday R. Sabourin Senior Common Room, office until 6:00p.m. on Tuesday October 23, October 15, 1979 at 6:00 p.m. 241 York Hall York Hall, Glendon tel: 487 - 6107 College 1979 L- ..l-- --- October 12, 1979 Pro Tern 3 BUSINESS IS BUSINESS

by Rob Taylor the reasons that Excalibur Excalibur's fiscal woes is take a closer look. In editors of this esteemed is in a serious deficit that Excalibur has negle­ a letter to the editor, paper in regards to our On page 5 you will read situation was attributed cted to; "draw up a budget concerning a meeting membership in C.U.P. a letter from Bryon to Mark Monfette, the of any sort ?" The of the Excalibur Board And, in fact, if Johnson Johnson, the chairman of Managing Editor of Ex­ answer to which is that of Publications on Febru­ had sought explanation the Board of Excalibur calibur; who, being in­ someone is having the ary 2, 1978, the Business to his unfounded ac­ Publications, that deals volved in the Qay to day wool pulled over their Manager states the fol­ cusation~ then, perhaps, with· an article we pub­ affairs of Excalibur, eyes and is it not any­ lowing; he would have re-con­ lished in this column in should be in a position one at Pro Tern. "This business manager sidered his statements. no. 3 (September 28). to make such judgements placed on record that But he did not and as a The article below is a and profer such opinions On the third point, Pro she is not to be held result Johnson makes response to that letter which were properly at­ Tern apologizes for any resposnible for the several factual errors: and it is suggested, there­ tributed by Pro Tern. . confusion that it may consequences if the paper fore, that you read that Perhaps, an error was have created for the does not establish the cor­ (1) Pro Tern has. -sent letter before reading this made by Monfette when reader. However, it rect ratio since no proper delegates to some, but column. he suggests that it was would also appear that funding is established for not all of the C.U.P. con­ only the Business Manager Johnson is as confused the paper. She reported ferences for the very THE EDITOR RESPONDS who is responsible for as we admit we were.' that the paper is going in­ simple reason that we After reading Mr. John­ the 'mismanagement' As members of the to a deficit and the end do not have the money son's letter over more when as Johnson points Canadian University Press, result could be bank­ to ~o so. Furthermore, when than a few times, the out, the editor-jn-chief Johnson should know that ruptcy for the paper if we have sent delegates only conclusion that I also signs the cheques. Youthstream is the nat­ the Board does not get to conferences, at least can reach is that John­ However, that little point ional advertising agent reasonable financing they have had something son is as uninformed as aside, the fact that Excalibur that is contracted to C. for the paper whether to say - positive input ­ he is misinformed. For is.in such a serious deficit U.P. member papers. independently or other­ unlike another member a person that is in the situation is, as the Thus to say that; "As wise." we are aware of. position that he is, as Faculty of Administrative' members of Youthstream, (2) Never kept in con­ Chairman of the Board Studies would, surely, you should know that no So, who is to blame? tact with CUPOTT? Does of Excalibur Publications point out, not exactly a paper owes Youthstream No one individual is, Mr. Johnson know some­ there is no excuse for tribute to a well-managed any fees to belong to I think. However, the thing about Pro Tern that such ignorance. Con­ operation. While I have them.," is not entirely buck does stop some­ we do not? /1 think not. sider his letter, point no quibble with Mr. John­ true. No paper is a where and that place is (3) There is a very by point; son's statement that he "member of Youthstream" the Board of Excalibur simple reason for Pro First, Johnson states that; has seen no mismanage­ but in order to receive $ Publications of which, as Tern's not mailing copies "several factual mistakes ment in the three years from Youthstream, one Johnson tells us, he has to the other member were published in your that he has b~en with must be a member of been a member for two papers; Pro Tern simply newspaper (Pro Tern). Excalibur, including two C.U.P. -- an organization years. Perhaps a resign­ cannot afford it. But, did which could have serious years on the board, cer- that members pay a fee ation is in order. Johson ask Pro Tern, need effects on the future of tainly others do. D. to belong to. Semantics you ask? this newspaper (Ex­ Chodikoff and D. Sugg, in aside, I would like to Finally, I also believe calibur)!" Of the latter, a letter to the editor, thank Johnson for an apology is in order Frankly Mr. Johnson, I have no doubt nor re­ (Fiscal Woahs; Excalibur clarifying the fact that for the unjustified should you in future gret -- there is an old Oct. 4 1979) suggest it was threeyears ago attack on me in my wish to correspond adage that the truth hurts that: "these Employee (s) that Excalibur incor­ capacity as the editor with Pro Tern, please, as sometimes - and of the - Excalibur's management porated, not re-in­ of Pro Tern for the every journalist should formerr, I can only argue - did not make the Board corporated as Pro Tern 1979-80 for actions know, get your facts with solid foundation, that of Publications (the body incorrectly, reported. or inactions of former straight. it is Mr. Johnson who which governs the fin­ errors in fact. I wonder ances of Excalibur) a­ As for the fourth how Johnson, with a stra­ ware of the paper's fin­ "factual mistake" , in LOOK! HE TOLD US TEQUILA ight face, can say that; ancial problems." Per­ regards to part (b), "The estimated deficit of haps the responsibility, Pro Tern did report SAUZA! AND WE BETTER GET IT $34,584.00 mayor may or lack of it, for the pre­ that, a second reason RIGHT THIS TIME! AS HE LEFT HIS not occur." While in sent situation ofExcalibur for the serious OFFICE HE PRACTICALLY YELLED: the same breath as he rests not solely with the financial situation that "TEQUILA SAUZA IS NUM£RO UNO accuses Pro Tern of mak­ management for allowing Excalibur faces was; IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY! GET IT? ing severalfactual errors, it to occur but with the "the decline in the While the financial statement Board as well for not CYSF grant which went NUMBER ONE - JUST IN CASE has yet to be returned, I making itself more aware. from $25,000 in 76-77 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" question the validity of to $13,000 last year." the statement that it is Furthermore, .Johnson I must confess that I too early to tell what states that Excalibur's do not know what Mr. the deficit for the last books are audited every Johnson's complaint year is, when the Excal­ year; "and if there was is for surely, the above ibur editorial of Sept­ any mismanagement, the statement is not a ember 27 clearly states auditors would not certify factual mistake. How­ that there is "a $25,000 the financial statements." ever, I do disagree debt to the administration On this point, Mr. Johnson with part (a) of his and another $14,000 owing is as incorrect as he is fourth complaint. What to other creditors." This misformed. As any ac­ I question is what Mr. suggests that when the countant will tell you, Johnson defines as a financial statements are all an audited financial "reasonable advertising returned the deficit will statement does is to state ratio." Certainly, be somewhere between in the auditor's opinion in the face of cutbacks $34,000 and $39,000. that the financial statements other sources of revenue In fact, Pro Tern made present fairly the financial will have to be tapped mention of a "4,500 dis­ position of the body in­ to a much greater crepency" between fig­ corporate and that the extent, but is 65% ad- ures that we obtained audit was done in accor­ vertising content from Excalibur's Man­ dance with generally ac­ (Excalibur, Vo!. 14 no. 1) aging Editor, Mark cepted accounting prin­ reason able. Personally Monfette and what was ciples for the organiz- I think not. printed in Excalibur, by ation concerned. It does the same. The only lo­ not, in any way, endorse Furthermore, if as gical conclusion that one or make comment upon Johnson states in his can derive is that it is the way in which the letter that Excalibur's not Pro Tern that is organization has been present fmancial woes guilty of factual error, managed be it; good, bad, are in part due to the rather, it is Mr. John­ or indifferent. Though, negligence of the paper son who is incorrectly certainly, the figures do ! and, consequently, the informed or, amazingly, advertising manager to uninformed. As for Johnson's state­ establish "a reasonable Secondly, Johnson states ment that "a budget has advertising ratio" and if that; "Business Mnagaer, been presented each and last year's advertising Olga Graham has never every year." I can only manager was Olga Graham mismanaged the funds." put forth the rhetorical (as it was), then it logic­ This is opinion - not question; Why would the ally follows that Johnson fact. And, in fact, the Managing Editor state that has made "several suggestion that one of one of the causes for factual mistakes." But, NUMERO UNO IN MEXICO AND IN CANADA October 12, 1979 An Emotional Quarterly Report Bleary eyed from a de­ ming the dastardliness of it is called Friden Justo­ finite lack of sleep, shiv­ (strictly unmentionable) text 70 which has only ering' like a bum caught and the craziness of at­ caused ten cardiovascular in the cold, a silhouette tempting to beobjective in attacks so fa; excluding of a figure hovers nearby a subjective world, it has this editorial Ha-Ha -Ha! Gil'Ockl"' CNI\:!-:l', the printing press await­ been more than crazy; it (ho said that?). York 1}1'); "'~F,.. it~ ing the TRUTH that num­ has been absolutely insane But seriously folks, the :!:!7::' !\;\\,il'w ,\','11'" ber 5 will soon unfold I'm charged up with caf­ hectic babble of conver­ To~:ont()·. ()nLlriu Lies, lies, lies. It's all a feine! sation interperesed with So '1':\ ~I\!r. hoax--it is impossible to you want to be an ed­ guffaws of illegal induce­ achieve the aim without itor with all the glory(?) ments as theseverywords Pro Tem is the independent suffering. Lord, if I only not to mention the 2400 are being "justified", are weekly newspaper of Glen- Editor- in -Chief: realized the absolute in­ smackers- -take some ad- enough to make me be­ don, College. Foundedin Robert Taylor fallibility of the words of Vlceo .*** lieve that apathy does not 1962. a& the originalstudent News Editor: last year's editor:"Rob, But back to reality, what­ exist ever~'where on this publication of York Univer- Cheryl Watson you don't want this job". ever that is (I'm told that campus. But I moralize, sity, it has been a member Ab, ,but it has been a fun it is\ not at Lawrence and and it is time to make like of th,e Canadian Universit'y Ass't News Editor: five weeks. What with let­ Bayview Avenues). How­ a hockey playerandgetthe Press since 1967. ProTem. Ron Hoff ters to the editor exclai- ever, there is a reality, puck outta here. strives to be autonomous of Entertainment ,Editor: both university administra":' ~nis Armstrong tion ,and student govern- Sports Editor: .Ron Hoff THE REA,L MlcCOY? m~nt, and 'all copy and Pro Tem Photographers: photographs are the sole Julie Parna Three weeks ago, Pro the endlessfeudis one that three weeks ago that we -responsibility of the editor- BruceMcMulkin Tern wrote a story on what has been on the burner would like to see StudioB ial staff. Editorial offices Literary Editor: appears to bethe neverend for a number of years returned to its former are located in Glendon Hall. Jean Russell ing saga of an endless feud (having begun with Radio glory and to this end the Telephone: 487-6133. Pro Redacteurs fran~ais between the GCSU and Glendon's incorporation GCSU council has admir­ Tem is printed by Webman Radio Glendon Inc. On in 1977 and the consequent ably in our opinion, all­ ·L.ir'pited, Guelph, Ontario. Nic(,)l Si~ard page one of this issue , "autonomy" that resulted) ocated $2500. to getting Lee Zimmerman Circulation: 4,000, in- Jean Fortier 'you will read the next in­ simmering away for a­ the "small RG" back on cluding Glendon and main 'Paste Up _ Layout: stallment of what has be­ while, overheating and it~ feet and hopefully a lot campuses of York Univer- Karen McGibbon, Paul come petty and trite. It spilling over causing of students involved. We sity. National advertising is is not an entirely objec­ little harm to those pri­ wonder if it is all too late. Petro, Robin Shields, handled by" Youthstream, Christa Lutter, Jane King, tive nor unbiased report of marily involved in the feud A decision as to who will but burning the innocent 310. Davenport Rd., Toronto, M tth Do . the annual meeting of the manage the station will not . a ew uns bystanders- -the students. Ontano M5R lK5. Telephone Typesetting: Broadcast Policy Board be made until Monday Oct of RG Inc. but on the o­ There is no point in aim­ 15 at the next council 925-63.59. .,. Jane King, Karen McGibbon, ' ther hand, neither were ing an accusing finger at meeting. It is our hope that Local advertlsmg IS the res- Patty 'M dOth' Sto 0, I 1, ponsl'b'l't1 1 V 0 f S'eprocorp I nc. ere rmln. those who attended un­ the feuding parties or to the person the Council Suite 6,'2279 Yonge St.. 't!Iorman,Alfonzo ,Thackery biased and entirely ob­ lay blame atboth the GCSU chooses to manage and Toronto, Ontario M4P .2C7 Production Manager: jective. and RG's doors for surely oversee Studio B's oper­ Telephone: 487-0316. Adver- Stewart Starbuck such action will only con­ ation for the rest of the The cause of the friction tinue to fuel the flames year is one who is able to tising copy deadline: Monday 4 pm. All other copy should I, 1I cannot, we think, be trac­ to put out the "fire". be impartial to the whims be submitted by 12:00 noon ced to anyone source nor and fancies of the on Tuesday, anyone individual. Indeed, We wrote in our editor ial "McCoys and Hatfields". FROM QUEEN'S PARK Whatever }lappened h~t'\ by Gord Cochrane spend $2 billion to create duals, industries, and fed­ to ... • '?fLf /-u hi f\ ? As with most of what the 2,000 megawatts of addit­ eral and municipal govern­ Dvis Government does, the ional hydraulic power. ments to the tune of $14 announcement of a hefty Individuals, industries, billion. The policy paper increase in government municipalities, and the is based not on Queen's funding for renewable en­ federal government will be Park putting its money ergy sources, last week, asked to come up with the where its mouth is, but seemed a bold, new ini­ remaining $14 billion for on our beloved leaders tiative to be heartily ap­ solar equipment, synthetic trying to spend other peo­ • 0 0 hQ~ ~"kV\ plauded. liquid fuels, and energy pie's money. "'e-o-.r, hiS That was on the face ofit. from municipal, forest, and There is no new conser­ j 500o~ r-o.,Sfl. rro~ Look a little closer, industrial waste. vation drive urging us to though, and you'll find the The presentnuclearpow­ turn the TV off when the +"t- ~JwJ.f..t'\ts C4"'~ real significance of Ener­ er program of Ontario Argos are down by more ~s gy Minister Robert Wel­ Hydro, with no new com­ than 14 points. That hol4t)h\ e..'1"tff dn.. ch's plan: zilch. There mitments emphasized, might make Onario "t\~ S~l4dlO t,~t. are no new plans to en­ will claim another $12.5 Hydro's electrical exports courage greater conser­ billion. And, a 1,000 to the US even larger and ~o reu>"J. ~~t. vation. No definite plans megawatt mine mouth even more politically un­ t'f'~t .' Slf~fo SI(.k" to spend money developing generating station at Qna­ popular. domestic energy sources. kawana has been allotted No, Welch's pretty, little, alblA"'o w'dl) Only 17 glossy pages of the remaining $1 billion. blue book is a sham not fluff. Total price tag: $29.5 worth the glossy paper So f\\tAc...h to y" The policy paper's blue billion in 1979 dollars. it's printed on. elu,h~ cover promises "Energy Add cost-overruns, and Pt"O "",1~e,S 0 Security for the Eighties". you get more than $30 It delivers much less, billion (twice what the IT'S, GOING UP only the naive incantations: provincial government will "let's save energy","let's spend for all its pro­ find new energy" 0 If grams this year). action speaks 'louder than Need an Ontario birth, What is new in this marriage or death certifi­ words, we had all better astounding "new" plan? pack for Florida or pre­ cate? If you do (hope­ It is not the nuclear fully, not the latter), be pare to freeze in the power program which dark. prepared to pay more Welch's own little blue for the privilege. Welch's goal to increase book emphasizes contains Ontario's capacity for "no new commitments". energy self-sufficiency by It is not the mine mouth As of October 1, the 55 per cent will cost generating station at Ona­ price for each went up to $30 billion over the next kawana, a village 110 miles $5.00. That is up from f5 years. However, im­ northwest of Cochrane in $3.00, the prevailingprice ports will still meet 65 Northeastern Ontario. since July 1972. Infor­ per cent of the provinc-e's And, it is not the 2,000 mation is available from energy needs in 1995. additional megawatts of the Registrar General Renewable energy sources hydraulic power. Thatwas Macdonald Block, Queen's will claim $16 billion of announced 13 months ago. Park, Toronto, the total with the govern­ What is new is the sudden M7A' l.Y5. ment only pledging to demands laced onindivi- October 12, 1979 Pro Tern 5

TO The Editor on the Board) 1 have needed .a first contract er sent delegates to the man du film "La Cage re: Business is Business Sept. seen no mismanagement as a corporation. One conferences, never kept Aux FolIes", je trouve a 28/79 - Page 2 on the part of Olga Gra- was finally signed this in contact with CUPOTT, redire a sa remarque que ham. The books of Spring, and it was not never mailed copies of ce film est unique a cause In Cheryl Watson's Business Excalibur are audited a long term one. We your paper to the other de sa 10ngtledur~aToronto. is Busin ess column several every year and if there gave notice of terminat­ . nembers across the Je crois que c'est juste­ factual mistakes were was any mismanagement ion at the same time. country, as you are bound ment la OU il a tort: ce published in your newspaper the auditors would not to do by the CUP con­ 4. Excalibur's present film n'est pas une aber­ which could have serious ef­ certify the financial stitution. ration, mais c'esttypiquede fects on the future of this statements. Further­ financial woes have re­ Cup members are trying sulted from: notre interet dans les newspaper. more, a budget has been hard this year to get as (a) negligence of the films etrangers qui 1. The estimated deficit presented each and every many member papers paper to establish a passent a Toronto. of $34,584 mayor year. autonomous (funding reasonable advertising A ce moment il y a plus may not be correct. 3. As members ofYouth­ separate from student ratio; and de films etrangersa Tor­ The financial statement stream, yOll should know governments) as they can. (b) the cutbacks on fund­ onto que jamais. has not yet been retur­ that no paper owes Youth­ A lot of support you En plus, notre Festival ned by the auditors and stream any fees to be­ ing by C. Y.S.F. over a are giving us ! three yea'r period. de Festivals fait de Toron­ it is therefore too early long to them. It is quite We may have had prob­ This is not an attack on to un centre international to tell what the deficit the opposite. They pay lems in the past, but we pour les films etrangers. for last year is. us money for running Keith Smockum, this are making an effort to 2. Business Manager, national ads that they year's C.Y.S.F. President clear them up and through Ne pensez pas, que "La OlgaGraham has never solicit for us. It was In fact Keith has done a lot of hard work on the Cage Aux FolIes" est si much to help us out mismanaged the funds. three years ago that we part of all involved we chanceux d'etre ici depuis this year and he has in­ Both the editor-in-chief incorporated, not re­ will be back on our feet. deux mois - mais nous and the business mana­ incorporated, and the pur­ dicated that he will do Yours truly, sommes heureux de vivre more if he can. ger sign the cheques so pose ofincorporating was Bryon Johnson a Toronto maintenant. both parties would have to solidify the newspaper As a member of the Canadian University Chairman, Excalibur Il est grand temps que to be blamed if any legally - not to get out Board of Publications mismanagement had oc- of Youthstream. As a Press (CUP), you have nous apprecions nos cured. In the three matter of fact, we were not been living up to grands films. Ne les AU REDACTEUR: qualifiez pas d'aberrations. years that I have been willing to continue busi­ your responsibilities as Quant a I'ex celIent e with Excalibur (two years ness with them, but we members. You have nev- critique par Lee Zimmer- Joseph M. Holmes L'AGENT S'TASSE

par Piccolo '. sommes rendus cl un manger. Et ne nous etudiants et les prof~, "Priere pour la PAIX" Ooooh misere! Ooooh point tel ou il ne nous soumet pas cl la tentation Et son monopole n'aura Crandles, tu as dit aux malheur ! AU SCANDALE' reste plus qu'cl prier. (De ne plus ravoir pas de fin. Je crois au etudiants: Je vous Ab, tres chers .freres L'Agent S'Tasse adonc Beaver) vol , ehonte, accepte laisse la paix, foutez- et soeurs, nous sommes decide de composer Mais delivre-nous de et tolere, A la corruption moi la paix ! Ne pense tous dans une situation quelques prieres - deux toute idee de rebellion. des bureaucrates pas qu',a tes pots de vin, incroyable. Nous nous pour ceux qui sont re­ "Je crois en Beaver" Et cl mon exploitation Mais aussi clnous pauvres faisons litteralement signes et deux pour ceux Je crois en Beaver, continuelle. etudiants. -%f voler par la compagnie qui veulent se revolter. Restaurateur tout puissant, Pour que ta (_. ) Or donc, chers freres Beaver et cela sous les Createur de steak et volonte '- k~ yeux de monsieur Crati­ et soeurs, le temps de la tourtiere; Et en Et maintenant, pour les s '.accomplisse, /1 dIes. Ce dernier tra­ est venu de prier: Don Slaunwhite son revolutionnaires Debarrasse -:I . \ vaille a l'Universite Pour les soumis gerant bien aime, "Je te Salue Beaver" nous de Beaver, ~ , York et est en charge du "Cher Crandles" Soudoye non pas achete, Je te salue Beaver, .Tu Toi qui regne '~~.I choix des restaurateurs Cher 'Crandles, De meme nature que es bourre d'argent. sur Glendon. diff(~rents pour les col­ Qui est cl York Main, Crandles, Et par lui Crandles est avec toi. Tu Pour les I leges. C'est aussi lui Que ton nom soit tout est cl prix fort. es beni entre tous les siecles des J i qui leur permet d'aug­ sanctifie, Que ta tyrannie Attaque par les etudiants, restaurateurs,Et les siecles I( menter leurs prix cl s'etende, Que ta volonte n souffrira sa passion, aliments, fruits de ta /' I chaque annee. Or donc, soit faite, A Glendon Et sera mis cl la porte. cuisine Sont pourris.Saint AMEN pour resumer la situation, comme cl York Main. 11 reviendra le troisieme Beaver, Bienfaiteur nous nous faisons voler Pardonne-nous nos jour, Conformement cl ( $) de Crandles, Prie par Beaver et ce dernier protestations,Comme nous son contrat. 11 ira ...._----- pour nous revoltes, bW3- .-----... agit avec la benediction pardonnons aussi, A derriere la caisse, maintenant et a' I'heure de de Crandles. Nous en ceux qui nous font D'ou il fera payer les notre mort (empoisonnes). For Lack Of A Better Reason by Brian Barber the salt and pepper shak- said, and a sigh of relief the wines were listed. eagerly, listing two of his 'ers) as it came flying to­ went up from the crowd. There must have been favourite vintages. I was In a restaurant: wards me, propelled by I got up and paid my bill hundreds of them, and af­ grateful and gave him the I had just entered a vin­ the shock wave that the at the cashier, pushed a­ ter a brief attempt to find quarter he wanted for a tage 1960's greasy spoon waitress had set off. A side the wreckage from the something suitable, I stop­ coffee. on Yonge Street. Although business'man atthe counter front door, and stepped ped a gentleman who was Returning to the listings, it only had enough room to was less-fortunate. He sat through the window and on­ making a path, admittedly [ searched high and'low for seat 6, an inventive car­ shame-faced on his stool, to the street. Realizing a wobbly one, for the front "Aqua Velva", but I don't penter had, managed to wearing the scattered re­ then that I had forgotten to door, with his purchase in think they carried it there. construct enough booths mains of his spaghetti and leave a tip ,I ran for tow. Finally, I found his second for four times thatnumber. meat sauce, while two el­ dear life. I thought that I might try suggestion; a spritely Deciding that the back derly women chased a to strike upa conversation sherry called "Derby". booth looked like it might bran muffin as it rolled [n a liquor store: of sorts before I confront­ Sad to say, I never got have an extra inch of leg past the front door. I'm not very knowlegable ed him with my ignorance. to taste "Derby". You see, room, I sat there, knees Although the street noise about wines, preferring to "I'll betyou've got quite a when I got it home, I ac­ firmly tucked behind my was a bit loud as the am­ buy according to priceand wine cellar at home, sir." cidently knocked over the ears. bulance crew treated ped­ the absence of foreign He looked stunned for a open bottle as I was reach­ A burly waitress, winner estrians injured by the language"s on the label. moment, then spoke with a ing for a glass. ButwhenI of several professional flying glass from the front Last Friday was an ex­ heavy slur, saying some­ saw how well it removed rights, rumbled to a halt window, I quite enjoyed the ception, since I had just thing to the effect that he the paint from myoid cof­ at my table and politely rest of my meal. However, been to the bank with my didn't have a wine cellarat fee table, I reatized this asked, "Whadda ya want? " total silence fell over the paycheque, and decided all, merely an alley full of versatile sherry had more Having told her, she restaurant, and dozens of that I wanted a bottle of empties. Obviously, I'd than one use. shouted my order through scared and staring eyes good wine to celebrate my blown it. ,While I might be fresh the wall to the cook in the turned on me when the first $30 week. He startedforthedoora­ out of "Derby", I can now kitchen. Luckily, I was waitress returned and I walked into a nearby gain, but I stoppedhim and boast one of the best­ able to grab the ketchup asked if I wanted anything liquor store and wandered decided thatI'djustask my looking mahogany coffee bottle (although I missed else. "No, thank you, "I around to the board where questlon. He responded tables at Glendon. 6 Pro Tern October 12, 1979 WHAT IS OFS?

In one month's time themselves on funding cut- block booking of entertain­ the worst fears about the states. "If non-salary ex­ Glendon students will be -backs, tuition increaseb, ment, centralized purchas­ future of post-secondary penditures was to be sal­ asked to make a decision student aid, and other rele- ing for student councils, and education, describing it as vaged by 89.1% by 1983­ .as to their status within vant issues. other services. OFS has being "on the brink of ser­ 84, the universities would the National Union of Stu- Students join OFS when sponsored workshops to as­ ious trouble...with a future clearly be incapable of dents (NUS). The referen- their student union holds a sist smaller, financially of precipitous decline and carrying on any of their dum, to be heldNovember referendum that approves pressed student unions. turbulence." functions." 14th and 15th, will ask stu- membership. Ninety percent To better facilitate ser­ Titled "System on the -The present funding trend dents if they wish to be of university students and vicing of students, OFS Brink," the report is a could make necessary cuts members of this organ- 20% of college students are employs fieldworkers to result of examination and of 2100-2600 faculty po­ isation by way of a $1 per members of OFS. travel a circuit of schools, research conducted by sitions by 1983-84. full-time student, member- Students participate in OFS building ties with and among OCUA, the Government's ship fee. In upcoming through their student student councils, and as­ impartial advisory agency. "The only conclusion we weeks ProTem hopes to council. Each school elects sisting student groups or­ The report describes the can draw from this report engage students in dis- delegates from their council ganizing on campus. perspective it offers as is' that Government policy cussion on the pros and to thrice-yearly OFS con- OFS also maintains contact bleak: regarding universities a­ cons of membership. In this ferences. At these confer- with non-campus media. -Over the last two years, mounts to squandering of regard it is also necessary ences the policies of the Timely press releases are Ontario universities have the taxpayers investment to have knowledge of other. Federation are formulated issued on every subject received smallergrant in­ by making it a hollow shell organisations which stu- and an executive of eight that is important to stu­ creases than universities incapable of meeting basic dents, through the GCSU, students is elected. The ex- dents. Press conferences in any other province ex­ needs,"said ChrisMcKillop, are members of. The On- ecutive, including a full- are often held to explain cept Manitoba. Chairperson ofthe Ontario tario Federation of Students time chairperson, is res- OFS points in greater de­ -The total value of aquisi­ Federation of Students. is one such organisation. ponsible for carrying out tail. tions of books and journals "The report makes clear The following are excerpts the policies and directing a OFS publicizes its policies has decreased by 30% that no matter which way from a pamphlet printed by staff of eight. in a number of ways. The since 1972-73. "The de­ the universities turn they OFS. OFS presents the student Federation publishes pam­ cline of funds available is will be unable to provide What is OFS? point of view to the Ontario phlets and posters on the now causing real difficulty first-class education with Economic Council, the On- major issues, and is a in the abilityofuniversi­ a 4th class budget." 160,000 Coliege and Uni- tario Council on University prime source of informa­ ties to maintain adequate "The report flies flat in versity students. . Mfairs, the community tion for campus newspapers. collections," the report the face of the Minister's OFS brings student lead- college Council of Regents, warns. assertion that the quality ers together, researches and other Government bod- ************************ -"Enforced cuts in non­ of education is not directly the issues, and effectively ies. OFS NEWS RELEASE salary expenditures have related to Government represents the student view The mandate of the Fed- resulted in an alarming funding," McKillop 'con­ to Government and the pub- ~ eration is not limited to The report issued October level of deterioration of cluded. "We challenge the lie. . politics. OFS is investi- 4, 1979 by the Ontario equipment and a marked Minister to repeat that OFS provides the mecha- gating an extended health Council on University decrease in library pur­ statement upon reading _m_·-"s'--m_f_o_r_s_t_u_d_e_n_ts=---to_v_o_i_c_e__----=-c~a_re.::_package for students Mfairs (OCUA) confirmed chases," the report this report." Don't Call Us

you're unemployed, you've by J. Rogers The purpose of this ar­ of you. (Yes "Grass'... offer ... it's better to be ticle is not to dispel1 any there is life after Glen­ working just about any­ still got a full time job... rumors as to my where­ don!) where than not having any looking for work. I was go­ Authors Note: abouts for the past three If any of you stand to in­ money coming in and being ing to title this article For those of you who weeks, nor is it to explain herit a family business, unsure about who's leftto "Life on the Outside", but have recently made a how I spent the five weeks or by chance have a par­ bum a cigarette from. since I'm still within our pastime of perusing the preceeding these. It is, ent who can supply you Answering one news­ hallowed gates, humming pages of Pro-Tern in however, my hope that the with an employment 'carte paper ad after another, along to strains of search of damaging and next few lines of copy o­ blanche' read no further photocopying and deliver­ The Godfather Theme, I slanderous epithets; none pen a few eyes and perhaps than the next sentence, ing resumes, filling out did not deem this entirely shall appear in this ar­ give a bit of insight into swallow any pride thatyou applications, getting to appropriate. ticle. the world that awaits all might have and take the and from interviews, and How does one explain to constantly wondering how a caring, sincere LLIR the hell this meek unas­ person who asks me why CLOSED DOORS sertive wombat who's in­ I don't get an education, when she sees me cutting cont. from pp. 1 college thenthereis no one terviewing you ever got a these committees inter­ grass on Thursday, the and fewer faculty mem­ left to give to the college. job in the first place let est can be createdthrough fact that one day, when bers at Faculty Council 'Participation is a vital intelligent questions. We alone has the right to tell she too graduates, she and even fewer students. thing to preserve' . Pre­ you that you're underqual­ have no right to carry out may be right where I am Unfortunately, there are serve is an interesting routine activities in the ified, inexperienced, un­ now! no dramatics that can be word and one which should same light as three orfour dereducated and just plain Have a good year. instituted on the part of be used more often on this years ago. Everytime a unsuitable for any job gets Arevederci! the few that are still in­ campus. Every group that routine decision is made it to be somewhat depressing terested to get the blood has any decision-making should take into consid­ after weeks of consistant boiling in the rest of the capacity has had to work eration the future of this rejection. MORE community. Sharing for that participation, that institution and what our To add insultto injury the authority means sharing is half of the battle, the role will be in education. old bank account dwindles responsibility and that path is open. At York, and Last year there were a right 'down to overdrawn' Notes means some tedious and particularily at Glendon, series of forums on Glen­ and it looks as if it could be 'mammaries up' time. routine work. we have something that don in the 80's, which To Glendon Big-Mouths For faculty members most students across the were basically concerned ThEm , out of the blue, a the concerns have been country are still fighting with what Glendon can of­ job offer; an opportunity turned to their academics for and that is a place in fer in these changing to start my career; to We have arranged to and political activity is decision-making. When a times. Why not bring this make some money, get use the study room on increasingly being put in­ student, or for that mat­ type of discussion back to my foot in the door with the third floor of Hilliard to the hands of their ter a faculty member, says the place it belQngs ­ a good company... and pay residence every Wed­ Union. For students, it that they cannot affect within Faculty Council off my debts. . nesday between 7pm and becom~s appears that their con­ what is happening to ed­ through the various com­ At this point it 8pm. If you are interested cerns are getting their ucation within these walls mittees. Preservation, difficult to describe my in discussing pertinent degrees and getting out. then we have all failed in­ participation and patience. emotions... with respect to issues in an informal It must be understood tellectually. If the at­ Three words which could the work that Ifindmyself setting, or watching other that there is no blame tention of the community be the key to Faculty doing. Never, not even for fanatics tear into each being laid out. Budget­ is shifting to more intel­ Council's relevancy and a moment did I suspect other verbally, feel free ary pressures have left lectual stimuli then it maybe even Glendon's that, after receiving a de­ to join us on Wednesdays. the most enthusiastic shouldn't be knocked. You relevancy. gree ft'om an accredited members of the commun­ combine this with part­ All c,ommittee meetings Canadian University, I I f you are .. interested ity with a general sense icipation and Glendon and Faculty Council meet­ would be working on the in joining "The Debating of helplessness. For many coulcP fight back to the ings are open to all mem­ grounds crew. Well why Club" please leave your students and faculty it ap­ lively days of the sixties. bers of the community. the firetruck not? I'll be name and phone number pears that the real dec­ But back to Faculty Coun­ The meeting for October able to afford to go out job with Tennyson Ulysses in isions are made outsideof cil. Boredom does notnec­ will be held on Thursday hunting, and besides...all Hilliard DU9. the Council and indeed essarily have to be ac­ October 17th at 1:15 in the Italian that I've outside of the University. cepted. There are ten the Senate Board Room. learned might come in handy one day. Regardless If you only want the But let us reflect for a committees of Faculty It doesn't take much en­ occasional social evening, moment. If we, as a com­ Council made up of an ergy to at least listen to as to what some !TIight think, It's not too bad just show up and munity expend all our en­ equal number of faculty what goes on behind those ha ve fun. ergies in taking from the and students. In each of closed doors. really, 'cause even if Pro Tern 7

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During whClt hours can you save the most money on long distance I.d;.;p;;n;;p;;d;;p;;nt;;c;;te~;;;et;;'M;;.an=aY~ ';E;;C;;E;;i;' .I 8 Pro ]em October 12, 1979 The Man Who Would Be Emperor - by Joseph M. Holmes one of the most respected the latter's past non-per­ itect of French policy ions, murders and illegal south of the Sahara, was imprisonment combined two~part nations on Earth. formance. In this special Traditionally, nations However, painful as Pa­ faced with deposing David with tortures meted out to report, Joseph Holmes colonised by France tend ris' expert diplomatic Dacko, the president of the victims by the head of examines Franco-African to encourage France's fence'- sitting may be in the Central Africa in 1965. state himself followed in turmoil and the reign of continuled interest and par­ wake of the shake-up in Rumours were spreading the wake of Bokassa's Emperor Bokassa I of the ticipation in their affairs. Equatorial Guinea, the that Dacko harbouredpro­ triumphant entry into the Central African Empi~e. The lack of action against most humiliating problem Chinese sympathies; ,at leadership of Central It's gotten so that one Bokassa, one ofthis centu­ for France remains Cen­ , that tim'e Pekingand Mos­ Africa. needs a scorecard to keep ry's more bloodlthirsty tral Africa. cow were the classic The new system that em­ track of the constant chan­ dictators, implied Fran­ I t is not at all hyper..: bogeyman for the Western erged in Banguiwas both ges and turmoil which ce's tacit approval of this holic to label Bokassa world, mere suspicion of corrupt and terrorist; as characterizes Africa. barbaric regime. one of France's stupid­ Communist leanings we.re Bokassa sought to ridhim­ Whether it be Idi Amin France's questionnable est diplomatice blunders in them selves complete self of all threats to his Dada of Uganda or Fran­ diplomacy in relation to Fourteen years of unre­ condamnation. new position, he removed cisco Marcias ofEquator­ its African concerns has mitting atrocities char­ It was at this point that the chie f engineers of the ial Guinea or Jean Bedel long puzzled the world di­ acterized his reign of Foucaut decided to engin­ Bangui putsch 0 f 1965. Bokassa I of the Central plomatic community. Ear­ terror, but almost no eer aputsch, preferringto Nightly kidnappings andill­ African Empire, coup ly this August Francisco world outcry was raised spill a little blood in the egal arrests smoothly , d'etats have become not Macias of Equatorial Gui­ in opposition to these race to ensure a pro­ trimmed away themajority the exception but the rule. nea was deposed, bringing crimes. This world- French leader for Central of the powerful men in Last month the French a closeto the barbaric dic­ wide diplomatic compl­ Africa; this was prefer­ Central Africa. Bokassa's government stage-mana­ tator's despotic exploita­ aisance can be blamed on able to the possible con­ long reach extended even ged a nifty bit of scene­ tion of that country. What France's continued tol­ clusion of civil war or into the presidential en­ changing, executing a shift is most disturbing is the eration of the madman. loss of Central Afric a to tourage. His position as in regime so smoothly ­ lack of any definitive ac­ Until his deposition Bok­ the Communist sphere, a head of state was gradua­ performed that the Man­ tion by France to topple assa was still being de­ result to be avoided at all ly becoming invulnerable chester Guardian dubbed the mad tyrant; France's fended by the policy­ costs. to internal threats, as the the manoever a "coup de leaders and diplomats had makers in Paris and be­ Foccart's choice for country's best brains were theare". The object of always been anxious to in g honoured in elaborate Dacko's successor was ruthlessly exterminated. this high-level chicanery maintain the best of rela­ ceremonies by Giscard none other than a crusty, At this time, when France was none other than the tions with the criminally d'Estang, who went so far bemedalled war veteran; must have realized its newly self-appointed insane Macias. Now that as to call Bokassa a an old soldier, Bokassa error in choosing Bokassa "Emperor Bokassa I" of the end has come, and itis "cherished relative". had fought for the Free and should have removed the Central African Em­ Spain which finally added The circumstances surr­ French, and in him France itself from all connections pire. Bokassa had long the impetus to the heave­ ounding Bokassa'a decade was assured uncompromi­ it invited Bokassa for a been a thorn in the diplo­ ho, Paris is left standing and a half reign are rid­ sing loyalty. How surpris­ grandiose memorable matic side of Giscard on the sidelines with egg dIed with high-level in­ ed they must have been visit to Paris, where he D'estaing, and for 14 on its face. It is doubtful trigue and behind-the ­ the first reports of Bo­ was honoured by deGaulle years had manipulatedand now that Equatorial Gui­ scenes manipulations. kassa's barbarism came himself. What incompreh­ compromised France, hu­ nea's new leaders will look Jaques Fo,c!cart, the for­ to light. ensible rrtotivations pro­ miliating before the world with favour on Paris after mer all-powerful arch- Twelve years of execut- mpted this illogical move The reasons were sim­ ple enough, really. Money., Food Squabble Nick Nicholson A few months earlier the French Atomic Energy Commission had discov­ continued from page 2 have the opportunity to ered an enormous uran­ meet the student's re­ on Solar Energy ium deposit in Eastern the Week Plan. This plan quests before further mea­ Central Africa. will cover seven days sures are undertaken." In Paris General de during which the Food by Matthew Douris energy, and in particular, The Week Plan is design­ Gaulle honoured Bokassa Edison didn't bitch about its application to his "Aut­ Committee representative ed to provide specifics as at an elaborate ceremon­ in darkness onomous House". This the residences are re­ date, which meal, the exact ial dinner,callinghis guest sponsible for informing complaint, room number Seeing the need for change small, yet practical pro­ ject is in striking contrast both "comrade" and"head every individual in each and name of the student Ford didn't demand laws of state." That France house that if they are not making the complaint in to hassle horses to the multi-milliondollar experiments within multi­ should humiliate itself so satisfied with qualtiy or order that Mr. Crandles Bell didn't lobby against completely before the quantity they have the right \\111 have the specifics as late letters million 'dollar inquiries Carver didn't demonstrate conducted by the govern­ world in bootlicking and to return the food to the he requested at the Octo­ fawning at the feet of this against spoiled soil ment. counter to have the meal bElr 4 meeting. insane despot was both improved to their satis­ The Week Plan was And the Wright Bros. A,Hhough most of the humiliating and despic­ faction provided the stud­ chosen as opposed to a didn't able. ent's requests are reson­ longer period of time be­ File a class action suit technical details are be­ against gravity yond my understanding, I The effects of France's able. Norm Crandles and cause Mr. Crandles has honouring Bokassa so David Hamilton of Beaver allegedly delayed res­ Instead of using was struck by his asser­ their individual tion that the technology of elaborately were just the have been informed ofthis pnse to such student ef­ opposite to what had been planned course of action. forts in the past until the initiative solar energy exploitation is increasing so quickly, hoped for. Rather than in­ Mr. Crandles whole ­ pressure of studies have to solve problems the men pressing French policy u­ could have...! that it is impossible for heartedly welcomed this dominated the student's pon Bokassa the visit fill­ Lobbied, politicted, even his work to be con­ idea during the two and a time thereby reducing the ed him with confidence pressured, organized~ stantly "state of the art". half hour conversation I effectiveness of student and arrogance. Upon re­ had with him in the Cafe" protest. The Food Comm­ demonstrated, demanded H this is true, huge, gov­ ernment-sponsored pro­ turning to Central Africa On the Food Committes ittee has made a great threatened, coerced, or Bokassa tortured and e­ otherwise applied politicked jects would beevenfurther motivation for the Week effort to set the Week ventually murdered his Plan: ,"If residence stud­ Plan in motion and would power to win government behind by virtue of sheer size and the consequent chief finance minister, ents are reasonably sat­ appreciate a similar ef­ intervention." Alexandre Banza. The isfied with quality and fort from Mr. Crandles in CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT inertia. THE WORLD battered corpse with quantity the Food Com­ order to insure an imm­ crushed spinal column was mittee will not press for ediate response. WOULD BE LiKE IF THEY Mr. Nicholson demon­ strated that his autono­ dragged by soldiers price reductions, alter­ The Food Committee HAD? through out and army bar­ native caterers, abolition needs the cooperation of from poster "Campus mous house is affordable, simple, and easy to build. racks, then was tossed on­ of the scrip systemetc, the students because, af­ Studies Institute" to a garbage pile to be de­ ter all, it represents you With it, Canadians could etc,. The Food Committee voured by dogs. feels that Beaver and the You are what you eat, so You may argue that I forget all about cold administration should get involved. ought not group Mr. draughts, frozen toes and Nicholson with the above high fuel bills. In our luminaries, since he has To be not had such vastinfluence H Mr. Nicholson-'s self­ Next to New Shop promotion and our accep­ The Junior League Opportunity Shop on our lives as they had. However, his individual tance of his ideas can 539 Mount Pleasent Rd. (at Belsize) initiative in today's world match the intensity of his NEW FIRST HAND Tennis Wear is as rare as government enthusiasm and the depth continued Ski Wear intervention would have of his knowledge, an "al­ Regular shop hours: Speedo Bathing Suits been in yesterday's. ternative" energy source 'Mon to Fri. 10 am to 3:30 ADIDAS and more In kicking off the Cana­ may become a prime, and Thllrs. 10 am to 9 pm dian Studies Distinguished remember, infinite, ener­ Sat. 10 am to 1 pm Speakers Series on Thur­ gy source. next week Quality Second Hand Clothing atBargainPrices sday afternoon, Mr. Nich­ Three cheers for indivi­ Tel: 488-7127 ols"on lectured on solar dual initiativp.. . October 12, 19.79 Pro Tern 9

with the rain, trucks and the Sports Editor joined we really ought to inves­ black-top seemed to join a thouroughly demented the line at the pumps. It tigate. Miami disagreed, ",ith the darkness forming need to get there quickly. soon became perfectly feeling that with our luck a black hole through the The plan was for us to get clear, indeed it was ob­ we would fall in with the interminable forest. Mut­ to the cottage sometime vious, that the boys man­ right sort and never get tering foul curses through . Friday night, though early ning the pumps on that out of there, never get clenched teeth, Miami gin­ Saturday morning l;1ad to cold wet Friday night were North. Though I trusted gerly braked from his do. Once we arrived we not working without, shall my will power slightly rather formidable top were to get the fires burn­ we say, spiritual aids. It more than Miami did his, speed. I, meanwhile, rolled COFFIN CORNER ing .. store the food, and also became obvious that I knew he was right, the down my window and hurled by Ron Hoff chill the beer. Saturday they didn't give a hoot how risks were too great. some serious invective at There we were, finally. the reserves would be long anyone waited. Again Back on the highway the the heavens, shaking my Sixteen lanes of freedom, brought up and together Fate's heavy hand. Why rain began in earnest, fist skyward. When the a car full of mostly legal we would make our stand here, why now? Those guys falling in great sheets lights of the monster truck condiments, making like on the shores of Little were rigM o(f the wall. made worse by the spray. suddenly flashed from a­ Sterling Moss, hunkered Finch Lake. After several long whiles Experimenting, much to the round an unseen bend we down behind the steering It seemed that Fate was I rolled down JJ1Y window. chagrine of Miami ("Damnit both realized the situation wheel of the Great White arrayed against us from ignoring the rain, pre­ . this is my life you're was desperate. Miami also Station Wagon, radio blar­ the outset. Every obstacle paring to hurl some sting­ 'experimenting' with!"), learned that he had the ing and wipers slapping. it could throw in our path ing abuse when I thought I found that our maximum Whale straddling the high­ We were finally on our was duly thrown. First, better of it. Told myself speed without serious ,way, which was an unfor­ way. there was Oshawa and the to speak calmly, to appeal hydro-planing was around tunate posib(Hf just at the North. After long months MC Freeway turned into 'to their reason and good­ sixty-two m.p.h. , or one moment. A hard pull to the trapped in the deep city, a parking lot as close to will, to explain our mission hundred and five k.m.h. right, a brief second of un­ the word takes on mysti­ thirty-five million cars (loosely of course) stress­ which sounds a hell of a certainty and we were by. cal proportions and neither (Miami agreed with my ing its importance. When lot more impressive. We Anticipating Miami, I began the cold hard rain nor the estimate entirely) tried that failed I told them I'd began to make good time. looking for the papers. dire predictions of the to squeeze together into blow the rat-shit place At Napanee we sWithced Sometime later we slowly weathermen could dampen two tiny lanes. Realizing off the map it I wasn't out drivers and highways, tak­ edged down the precarious our spirits. North to the we were doomed to a of there in five minutes. ing the 41 North. Miami little dirt (mud) road into badlands. North we went slow crawl we settled They seemed to respond. strapped in and we were the cozy hollow where the in search of darkness back to test some theories Thinking I'd handled the off again, but now the road, cottage nestles. Despite all nearly complete and si­ about memory loss and situation with tact and though free of traffic, the hurdles, we hadarrived. lence almost perfect. co-ordination impairment. authority, and that perhaps grew fiercely twisted. My And for the next three The Sports Editor was Actually it's amazing this had been the last hur­ hydro-planing experi­ blessed days we only faced driving, his bloodshot that the Great White dle, I headed in for my cof­ ments had to bethrown out the elements and the intox­ sleep-denied eyes trying didn't simply take off fee and hot roast beefsand­ the window. I closed my icants. We played them to a desperately to pick out and fly out of that damned which. Upon joining Miami eyes and dozed as Miami draw. the traffic through high traffic jam. at a table bare except for found his own range. Wak­ ************************* speed mist of innumerable We tried to lose track two mugs of coffee I im­ ing, I realized we were The Coffin Corner Call: monster trucks. Next of the time but the A.M. mediately noticed the ab­ north of Kaladar beginning Russia 3 the West 2 in to him sat a rolling ma­ disc jockey wouldn't sence of food, though am­ the climb up onto the seven. Baltimore over chine, in top form, dis­ let us. Fifty-one minutes pIe time had surly passed. Shield. By now it was clear Pittsburg by the same pensing doobies with all later we burst clear of I glanced sharply at Miami, that we were in the very score. Record: 1-3-0 the efficiency of Hank the traffic, only to notice suspecting some sort of center of the storm, gale .' (" '-,:< " Ford. Perched back on his that the Whale lacked evil subterfuge, if not force winds swept across head sat a Miami Dolphins sufficient energy to com­ sabotage. He seemed to the highway, tugging on the hat. Both hat and alliegance plete the trip. We decided sense my question. As he Great White, pushing it dating back to the Dolphin to pull over for blubber, explained I realized the towards the dark line of -.. glory years. un·suspecting and unaware waitresses were in the trees that seemed to be We both knew the impor­ that here was our next same league as the boys marching out of the gloom, tance of our mission. We obstacle. on the pumps. I wondered pressing closer and closer were the advance guard, While Miami went in aloud about whether they to the road. Just then Fate the sappers ---reaching for coffee and to order were using the woman's hurled its last fling as the our goal was the better some food (our tests or men's or perhaps both markings on the road sud­ half of the mission, what had proved one thing) and that on our way out denly disappeared. The The Maple Lys These accomplishments school is right behind A New Year have always been at­ them. Sports Notes by Cam Bouchard tributed to the pride and by Tom Leys dignity the Lys carry with Glendon Campus Wild­ them. It's in their blood, Twenty of Ontario's best Hockey has descended Note: ,Former Lys, Steve water Kayak Club an­ high school teams will in their hearts - it's trad­ nounces to all York Univ­ among the masses again ition. This year shouldn't 'Dabby' Debous and Chris participate in the fourth and that means it's time ersity students, staff and be very different. Except 'the slick' Mathers are in annual York University for the Maple Lys to Europe playing hockey in alumni the first pool ses­ Volleyball Classic for men that the Lys will hold their sion of this year. It will start a whole new season. head up even higher. Italy and France res­ on Saturday, October 13 at Some of the stollwarts pectively. We wish them be held on Sunday, October the TaitMcKenziePhysical are back again for one luck.-This year, the Lys 14th from 10a.m. to 12 Education Centre gymna­ more year. The steady are selling discount cou­ noon in the Glendon swim­ sium, main York campus work of Brad Dusto, Mike The main reason for this pon books for only $10. ming pool at the Glendon at Keele and Steeles Azzarello and Tim Cork is the addition of one very It may seem like a lot, but Phys. Ed. Centre. About 8 Round-robin play gets sessions will be held this will be much needed ­ important factor - a new when you considerthatyou under wasy at 9:00 a.m. term of 2 to 3 hours dur­ especially in the develop­ coach. Not just anybody, can save over $500.00 in with elimination play con­ ation every Sunday morn­ ment of the other rookie but someone who actually goods and services, it tinuing throughout the day. ing. defensemen. Up front, knows how to coach a team really isn't a bad deal. Quarter-final, semi-final Tony Ingrassia, Paul properly. His name is Discounts include pur­ Four kayaks and and final play-offs start Hewlett, Luc Lacourciere, Mike Perry, a former chases at Thrifty's and equipment will be avail­ at 4:30 p.m., 5:45 p.m. and Jim McDonnough are hockey player himself, dinners at the Keg. Great lble for these pool ses­ and 7:00 p.m. oldies but goldies on a who played jl:nior and at for birthdays or even an sions and people are wel­ Glendon Campus Kayak team which is primarily the University of Buffalo. early start on Christmas come to bring their own Club. First pool session rejuvenated by a crop of His concepts and ideas of shopping. The money re­ equipment if they wish. No Sunday, Oct. 14, 10:00a.m. rookies. hockey training and im ceived would go to the pur­ previous experience is to 12: 00 nnon. All students, provement of basic skills chase of muchneededhoc­ necessary although ev­ staff, faculty and alumni is immeasurable. The key equipment. eryone must be able to welcome. Membership team has had many prac­ swim. costs $10. Formore infor­ In the past, the Maple tices up- to date. and mation: Anne O'Byrne, Lys have been a contend­ already the improvement Any student is 487-6150 or Tom Leys, er, ever sincethey started is quite noticeable. Going automatically free to 487 -6224 or 487-6251 competing in the inter­ into the first game of the join but faculty members Proctor Field House, collegiate hockey league. 1979-80 schedule, op­ and alumni must have Glendon. For instance, only last posing teams will have to drawn out an athletic Spectators are welcome year, the Lys finished watch out. The Lys will be membership card. The and there is no charge for third in the all -Ontario out to finally win the school cost is $10.00 for the admission. hockey tournament up at championship. And this year, pool sessions being The York football Yeo­ Sudbury. And the year be­ could very well be their resumed next term. man play the Waterloo fore, they reached the fi­ year to do it. All they need Warriors on Saturday, nal, only to lose a close is the fan support, to let Oct. 13 at 2:00 p.m. in a decision in the final. them know that the whole Homecoming game.

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Boozers To Play In represented including Oct. 4th Boozers meet Os­ Tourney' squads from Trent, Hum­ goode at Glendpn, then Oct. The Glendon Soccer ber, Centennial, and St. 11th Grads (reputedly the team, the Boozers, have' Lawrence (Kingston). class of the league) at entered the Seneca Invita­ Meanwhile in the York York main, and wind up tional Soccer Tournament Intercollegiate League the the regular season Oct. on October 20th and 21st. Boozers are currently in 18th playing MBA at the Teams from across Onta­ second place with a 2-0-1 main campus. rio will be represented. record. Next week should If the Boozers should end The Boozers will be the tell the story as the Booz­ up in one of the top four only non-varsity team in ers face the team ahead of positions at the end of the the Tourney so, according them in the standings, season they will advance to Steve Lubin, they "don't Grads College. to the playoffs. expect to do too well". The Boozer schedule for There will be eight teams the rest of the year is;

Boozers 2-1-1 photo: Julie Parna

Glendon Skydiving Club De Parachutisme any students interested Glendon qualifie. Le prix du in joining a skydiving cours n'est pas encore club and lesson pro­ determine, mais tous gram are asked to Tous les etudiants qui meet at Proctor Field sont interesses cl suivre House on Tuesday Oct. un cours de parachutisme, les efforts possibles, 16 at 5:00 p.m. If suf­ veuillez vous rendre au . seront entrepris pour photo: Mark Terry ficient interest is shown Proctor Field House qu'il soit le plus bas He didn't match! arrangements will be mardi cl 17 heures. possible. Nous made for a certified (Vous n'aurez qu?a esperons voir un in­ course at Glendon. suivre les indications structeur qualifie This course is 6 - 8 pour trouver la salle pour repondre vos de reunion). a hours long. The cost questions"cde meme: has not yet been deter­ Si un nombre suffisant que quelques films. mined but every effort de personnes est. in­ documentaires. will be made to·keep it N.B. Nous sommes reasonable. We hope teresse il y aura un cours theorique certifie interesses aussi cl to have a qualified former un club instructor on hand on d'une duree de 6 a 8 heures qui sera donne Tuesday to answer any aGlendon'. questions students may par un instructeur have.

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by Rob Taylor the 'contractual obligation only three pieces that are lan uses to carryhis mess­ in attendance. Joe's Garage, Part 1 series' for W.E.A. Le. up to his old standards;... age in grand form. Zappa in New York, Sle­ "And yet, in the next Frank Zappa The words are unmistakably The Festival was insti­ An Open Letter To Paul ep Dirt, Studio Tan and breath you are saying; born of christianityas is the Orchestral Favourites. "Of course everything gated by then Cardinal McGrath "idea" of an enlightenment, Wojtyla and it was a high May I suggest, that it (emphasis added) on the Dear Paul, or "Slow Train Coming". point of the Polish tour is you who are, seemingly, album is playedbeautifully While I have no doubt The titles; Gotta Serve when he took part in this selective in your review. by the Zappa crew and that you are~ one of the Somebody, Precious Angel, year's event. Those ex­ Your statement that; "He bears the superb Zappa few critics in this city I Believe in You, Gonna pecting to hear the pon­ that accepts the porpo­ appears to believe that production stamp,..." Change My Way ofThinking, everything he writes is Mter more than a cur­ tiff backed by a 1,000,000 sition; 'nothing is sacred' Do Right to Me Baby (Do voice choir Will feel slight sacred." would have us sory listening; with this I have to take exception unto Others), When You ly ripped off, since he ap~ believe that people (in­ inherent contradiction in to your September 29th Gonna Wake Up, Man Gave pears up front on only cluding critics) other than mind, may I suggest that review of Zappa's Joe's Names to All the Animals, three of the tracks. He's Frank should aid in the. you be more selective in Garage, Part 1. and When He Returns, all got a seasoned baritone selection of the musical your own reviews. Your major complaint focus on that "idea". This is warble and gets into some is with the proliferation product of Zappa's cre~ Frankly yours, not a new concept but when ativity, ingenuity and ima­ funk)y"ield hollering on one of Zappa material in the understood, it revisits the song called "Huzulen". past two years or, as gination. Furthermore, SLOW TRAIN COMING frail composition ofmany of you phrase it; "Too much to be as assured as you Bob Dylan (CBS records) today's values and ideals. product in too little time are, I have no doubt that Review by Bogarde The interpretation is still up The rest of the album con has made Frank a dull Zappa is as much a be­ "Brother" Bob Dylan's la­ to you but comi'l1g from sists of some very lovely boy." If Zappa is any­ liever as you are in the test LP, Slow Train Coming, Dylan now (and again) it's thing he is, definitely, adage that; 'all of Frank religious folksongs, sung is a collection ofphibsophy, very sensible and enjoyable by unidentified choir and unpredictable and certain­ Zappa's music is not religion, poetry, and holy­ listening. ly, not 'dull' by the 'stan­ sacred.' However, I soloists. These are much fatherly advice and it's no Pope John Paul n sings more professionallyprod­ dards' of the product that would hasten to add that a bullshit! For those who pre­ at the Festival of Sacro­ uced than the Pope's num­ is released these days as great deal of his music fer to keep religion in the song (Infinity Records) her's, leading me to won­ you surely know and have lies in that realm.... realm of Hare Krishnajokes, der if they haven't bee often complained (Globe With acknowledged in­ Review philosophy behind the cliched taped elsewhere. & Mail, On Spec) spiration from the Ayatol­ beards of its fathers, and by Michael McCabe lah, how could it not be ? Perhaps, Frank could be poetry in Compulsory Eng­ To coincide with the more selective in choosing But, back to brass tacks. lish class~s, this will not be Pope's triumphal Amer­ Whether you regard it as his material for the next you complain that; "'Joe's an enjoyabl:e album; unless ican tour, a New York out­ con job or collector's item twelve odd albums that Garage is yet another col­ you can ignore the lyrics fit Infinity Records, has depends on the depth of are; "in the can now" lection of anti-social (God forbid!) and enjoy the released a selection of your faith, I suppose. Give (including, Joe's Garage, humour. The musical styles ofreggae,gospel rock, tunes from the Eleventh me the Stanely Familyany Parts 2 and 3 ) than he exploration has ceasedfor rock and roll, blues, blue Sacrosong Festival in Po­ day, on the very rare"Joe has been in the past with the moment; there are grass, and country, thatDy- land, with the Holy Father Montini live at the Grotto" B.S. by D.A.

"Hey baby, how about to be funny? TRY TO BE And none Of you suckers "Life is a funny thing" P.S. you and me going upstairs FUNNY?? I AM FUNNY!! will ever know about it! my uncle always used to and do some LAYOUTS!" See I. m laughing ha-ha Well Too Bad!!!! tell me (he still does, by Ha-Ha!!! "R*b, "1 snarl, the way). Here you are, in Rumour has it that lan Cheap B.~. by D.A. "why don't you #o/~&/o/~# your fourth yearofschool, MacDonald (president of !?#$?&/#,(? &!$#?? *#$#!! and you're still taking York U.) will be teaching Ahhhh, I feel better al­ So keep writing your sad first year subjects. Well, a new course at the main Right off the bat, I have sad, letters. But if you campus next year called to tell you thatitisn't easy ready.... what could I say? He's want to read great re­ ~absolutely "Decision Making for the doing what I do week in and right. But how views in this great paper I Indecisive" as well as a week out. I mean the cut­ could explain to him that (that's free to boot) you'll it took me the first three new political science ting pieces of blackmail just have to learn to ap­ course called "Methods Some people send me is As for the rest of you, years to decide what I culture will have to wait preciate us writers who should major in. They of I.R.A. Detection". The one thing. Animosity, hat­ slave and ruin their lives first lesson involves re­ red and blackmail I can I saw a terrific show last don't have a course week. It had sex, it had just so that you can "enter­ called DECISIVNESS 315 cognizing indecis.iveness handle. But it's this con­ tain" your petty whims! stant expectation to go to more sex. Drugs, booze at Glendon yet. show after show after show and sex; it was terrific. I just can't handle. I feel Naked men and women in a lobster fisherman... reading Solzhenitzen; terrible! I think it's about Ed. Note: An extended Which raises a very in­ joints rolled with Strat­ time to bitch! It's on "Grooves" will appear in teresting question: WHO in a lobster fisherman... ford's stationary and it those long lonely nights, next week's paper in­ was all free!!! It's run­ just me and my typewriter stead of B.S. by D.A. THE HELL KNOWS WHAT ning every night at in a lobster fisherman... and I can't think of one will be on an extended theatre at such and such damn thing to write. So, "vacation". THEY'RE DOING HERE' my editor sees me crying an address. Everyone was in a lobster fisherman... in the keys and says..... there; Gina, MacKenzie, ANYWAYS! "Don't try to be funny! George, Wilder, and Denny; B.S. by D. A, (cont.) Just like my uncle says, Special Just write a review of a I loved it! Pure Unadult­ "Life IS a funny thing!". play or something..." Try erated Emotion!!!! D.A. StudentOffer -r------_~~------The Globe and Mail More 13 week subscription delivered to your door for $15.00 Entertainment, How? Mail this coupon and $15.00 (cheque or pp12 money order) TO ------:: ------Toro~to's L~rges~ The Globe and Mail II-TH E HATTER" SelectIOn of Men s 444 Front St. W. ~;...... r", Hats and Caps Toronto, Ont. .,. . Featuring Stetson & Biltmore M5V 2S9 In the (i).I)." . Hats 361-5222 .,. . Men's and Ladies' Hats Cleaned & Blocked Name------HE HATTER Campus------Glendon Students and Residence Residents $3.00 1794 AVENUE RD. Room no. ------'---- Others $4.00 blks. North of Lawrence Phone no.------

" _Stu.de.nt.no•.-.--.---.--.---..' -:=~------783-823_L 12 Pro Tern; October 12, 1979 AT THE MOVIES by Lee Zimmerman vance in His room. Too late, This past Sunday I atten­ after moment of PACINO's anguished soul-sea'rching. of course. His wife has ded a preview screeningof sucked in His soul but she Afterhours: And Justice For All, a film The ending, whil e some­ reassures him that he will directed and produced by Folk Music at Important News to Cinema what unrealistic,is acrowd be the Devil after she dies. Canadian Norman Jewison His headache is gone by now, Harbourfront Buffs...... The Regis Film pleaser, as is the movie in and starring Al Pacino. so this news makes him The Original Sloth BAND Programme presents this general. One scene inpar­ The film (due for general happy and they embrace -­ makes a rare appearance Sunday , October 14 three ticular, involving a diabe­ release October 19th)pro­ happy ending. to exhibit its wares( jug celluioid classics: at 6pm tic charged with swearing vides some fine entertain­ Aside from this ludicrous band blues) Wednesday, six of the best Popeye the at a cop, is one ofthe fun­ ment, but falls a little story, the special effects October 17. And on the Sailor, . including "I eats niest I've everseen, in any short of making the pro­ are cheaply done, the film same bill The Honolulu my Spinach". "Let's you found statement on the U. S. movie. Jack Warden is and him Fight", and "We excellent as the suicidal is dimly lit, and, worst of Heartbreakers to take one judicial system which it all, is the cheery, bouncy, and all down memory lane aim to please". At 7 pm judge, whose favo~rite originally setout to do. The stroll-down-a-country­ with classics from the 20's a Buster Keaton film and events and characters in hobby is to purposely fly road-in-autumn that accom-' 30's and the 40's. Admiss­ at 9 pm "Haxan, Witch­ the movie are so out ofthe his helicopter past the panies most ofthe evil mur­ ion is only $3.50 . For in­ craft through the Ages"­ ordinary (of the 3 judges point of no return. John ders or chases. formation call 363-~009. a work banned and feared portrayed, one has strong Forsythe (Charlie ofChar­ In a different state of mind On October 18 at 8:30 for many years dealing suicida) tendencies, ano­ lies Angels) is adequate as this film would have been pm David Fennario will honestly with the most ther is a sadistic sex the judge-rapist, and Lee the funniest thing since Lau­ read from his works at heinous bizarre cults of maniac) that they tend to Strasberg is wonderful as rel and Hardy, but I was so Harbourfront. The "cul­ mankind. Admission is $3 lose credibility, thereby Pacino's forgetful grand­ annoyed at all the little tured may familiar with for one film, $5.00 for all diminishing the relevancy father. Despite being flaw­ farce elements in this "hor­ Mr. Fennario with his new three, at 2 Sussex Ave. of the message. One could ed, And Justice is a good ror" film (a guy chokes on a play "Balconville", which For information call easily draw a parallel here vehicle for Pacino: a film chicken bone whenall he had is doing marvellously well 960-1442. with Network, which in my which entertainsand makes to eat was ham) that the very at the St. Lawrence Cen­ mind suffered from the us think at the same time. last thing I could do was tre. For information -call same lack of credibility laugh. 364-5665. for the same reasons. But I could go on forever, but! Of speclal interest to THE LEGACY "Media" students is the whereas Networkpresent­ won't. To be perfectlyfairI For the gourmet cook (or by Mark Terry Video Interaction Series ed a fas cinating study of must saythat I found nothing those who have the taste­ the influence of corporate "I've seen s'ome bad movies three consectutive Sun­ in my day dear, but this commendable in this film. buds of one), a guaranteed politics upon television, From talent to technology, days beginning this Sunday takes the cake!"--W.C. wonderful, saliva--induc­ And Justice only manages from creditsto credits, right of '.'video-art". This Sun­ Fields remarking on a ing time will be had at the to skim the surface on is­ down the linethisfilm stinks. day's show is entitled, screening of Mae West's International Gourmet sues such as faulty laws, So save your money and Video and Television by she Done Him Wrong. Show. Domestic and exotic inhuman prison conditions don't be influenced by the Clive Robertson and Tom I If Mr. Fields were alive creations will be prepared and judicial corruption. pseudo-appealing ads (the Sherman. The show starts today I'm sure he would've (Kraft Dinner and Beaver The one exception is in the cat is the Devil's nurse. at 2 pm and each present­ taken back that remark Foods will not be repre- area of lawyer-client rela­ Why is it white? I haven't ation costs $2.00 or $5.00 several times over and es­ . sented so it must be good) tionships. The age-old the foggiest.), it's a waste for the series. 596 Mark­ pecially in the case of a October 18-21 at the In­ question here is whethera of time for all concerne.d. ham St. (York's Fine film called The Legacy. ternational Centre, 6900 lawyer should defend, to By the way, in case you Arts Building) for further You .might remember my Airport Road. Admission the best of his abilities,a didn't know, Satan lives in information call 532T2885. blasting of a disaster movie is $3.00. person he knows to be guil­ England (Think about it.). ty; and if.he gets acquitted, a few weeks back called City should he then be troubled On Fire. Well, next to The Legacy it looks like a major if his guilty clientgoes out and rapes or kills again? candidate for the Best Pic­ Almost all lawyers will ture. Okay, let's get specific. respGnd "yes" to the first This film is another of yer question, "no" to the sec­ ond. After all, the system deadly devil flicks. Believe has taught them that a it or not, the devil here is lawyer's job is to do the a dying old man who must best he can for his client, pass on his legacy to a wor­ regardless ofany moral or thy heir. That person will even legal considerations then become the new Satan. to the contra ry.AndJustice He chooses six potential brings this point' home well. Lucifers and kills off five Pacino and his partner until the favourite one is (Jeffrey Tambor), both left. lawyers, have to deal with Keeping with the current this problem. Tambor suc­ women's lib fad in movies cessfully defends a killer these days, the annoyingly waxed faced Katherine Ross I who, once released, pro­ ceeds to kill again. Tambor becomes the heir apparent. goes crazy. At the end of Her stunned husband (Sam the film, Pacino is faced Elliot) seems to just be in with the exact same scen­ everyone's way. After get­ ario: whether to defend a ting shot by a rifle in the judge whem he knows to be head he gets up and tries to guilty of vicious rape. His save his wife from her evil fate by turning off Satan's . decision is prolongued in true television style as we respiratory machine and suffer through moment every other medical contri- The Movie Buff Welcome back for another As you know, in The Movie year of crazy Quotes! Buff we ask you to tell US the name ofthe movie in which our Star Of The Week said OUl featured Quote! If you can tell me the answer before we go to press for next week's is sue you win a FREE BEVERAGE in our Pub! (the LCBO won' let us print "beer"). Anything you want up to a dollar! So tell me your answer in per~on or send it in to Pro 17em. Ready? OK - In what famous '50~s horror movie did Kevin McCarthy say: "I.' ve been afraid a lot of times in my life, but I never kpew the meaning of fear... untp I kissed Becky!!"