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photos by Sharon Masterson The Class of 2014 screams, shouts, and cheers for the Eagles as they try to win the spirit stick at a pep rally during their freshman year (left) and their senior year (right). Class of 2014 leaves a legacy Kayla Williamson of this year’s seniors. Enroll- of West Side Story, both re- astounding amounts of ef- sports a unique pair of cat-eye Copy Editor ment for senior honors and cently received nominations fort towards school projects, glasses. The Class of 2014 re- AP classes is particularly high, for “Outstanding Technical volunteer efforts, and other alized that a real queen should It’s 2010. The gym’s bleach- and college acceptances range Achievement” at the 2014 community service organiza- not be chosen based on her ex- ers are packed and fit to burst. anywhere from California to High School Musical Theatre tions. The senior project raised terior beauty, but rather by her Mr. Bilbrey’s voice booms Paris, including several high- Awards, hosted by the Or- around $3,000 for Habitat for authenticity and the warmth over the loudspeaker, daring level institutions like Tufts pheum. The school-renowned Humanity, and the seniors of her heart. Therefore, they students to out-scream each University and the University band Half Dollar Tonic, which won the class competition chose Lucy as queen, and Lucy other for the coveted spirit of Notre Dame. In short, the includes seniors Matthew In- for the canned food drive this is ever grateful to the senior stick. Everyone looks towards scholastic legacy of the Class cardona, Kenny Ledet, and year. Senior Becca Siciliano, a class. the upperclassmen, wondering of 2014 will be hard to forget. Brice Norris, won the 2014 member of the Bridge Build- She said, “I felt like I didn’t if the seniors or juniors will In addition to analytic intel- SBA Talent Show, performed ers Leadership Board, has im- have that many friends before win it this time. But after five ligence, the graduating class at this year’s Junior/Senior mensely helped expand and high school, but now the se- minutes of auditory chaos, Mr. contains several individuals Prom, played several shows further the Bridge Builders niors have given me the free- Bilbrey releases the spirit stick who excel in creative and ar- at the New Daisy Theatre, and program over the past year. dom to talk to and befriend into the air, and it flies toward tistic intelligence. performed on Fox 13 News. The volunteer work of the people from any background none other than the freshmen. Seniors Jessi Hawes, Mary As for sports, eight senior seniors may have contributed or any kind of group. It makes That same class turns out to Buchholz, Erika Gavrock, athletes have signed to con- towards the refreshing atti- me feel like our class is such a be the current Class of 2014 Anna Arnold, and Abbey Muf- tinue playing sports in college. tudes exhibited by the class special, special place.” seniors. In addition to an im- foletto will have their artwork Two students, Mayson Mor- as a whole. Though it’s hard The Class of 2014 definitely pressive knack for winning the displayed at the Catholic Dio- rissett for cross country and to make generalizations about demonstrated their supportive spirit stick, the Class of ‘14 cese of Memphis Art Show Grace Summers for tennis, such an eclectic group of indi- attitudes at the last pep rally leaves behind a rich record of this month. At the Wordsmith received Top Five Honors in viduals, many students regard this year, where they cheered admirable academics, vigor- Writing Competition, senior the Commercial Appeal’s Best the Class of 2014 as especially on the freshmen and eventual- ous volunteering, and stupen- Lucy Kaplan placed first in of the Preps. In addition, this accepting towards alternative ly rushed forward to combine dous support for their fellow her grade level freshman and year the seniors led the girls mindsets and divergent per- forces with them and jointly classmates. senior year. She also placed bowling team to their sixth sonalities. win the spirit stick. It was a With ten Academic All- second in the overall competi- State Championship title. For example, this year’s prom good end to a vivacious four stars, nine AP scholars, five tion this year. The seniors also put their queen, Lucy Kaplan, is not a years in the Nest. These se- National Merit Commended Kevin Rotzoll, lighting tech- bright, strong minds towards stereotypical prom queen; she niors will undoubtedly spread Scholars and one National nician of the spring musical more practical experiences. flaunts a half-shaved ginger their wings and take off, flying Merit Scholar, there’s no de- West Side Story, and Sydney Throughout the years, the ’fro, prefers her plethora of on to accomplish feats bigger bating the sheer intelligence Valadie, assistant director Class of 2014 has contributed freckles to a spray tan, and than St. Benedict itself.

What’s inside the Eye? Page Senior Wills Pages 12-13 24 Pages Who’s Senior eagles Who 10-24 fly off to college The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale Senior Sign-Offs 2 May 2014 Editorial Board College offers exciting opportunities Co-Editors again will this class be to- undertaken. Yes, we want you Rachel Hofer gether. And even if you’re sure to be a good student. Going to Amanda Slade Mrs. Morris you’ll be best friends with that college is a privilege--make Copy Editor one person forever... you may the most of it. There is nothing Kayla Williamson To our seniors... not be. to fear from embracing learn- Culture Editor I would like to take this op- ing and acquiring wisdom. Jack Borg Principal portunity to share just a few Depending on which uni- thoughts with you. I hope if versity you attend, there can

Features Editor you don’t read it now, you be several different ways of Alanna Oliphant might this summer. College approaching learning and wis- News Editor My guess is at this time last There will be great celebra- brings a lot of changes and ex- dom. Do not be afraid of any Bailey Coppedge year, when Mr. Valadie penned tion, and rightfully so. You’ve citing opportunities in life. It is subject, but do be discerning. a brief message to the Class of earned the right to enjoy it. a time of new beginnings, first Use this time to grow closer to Sports Editor 2013 seniors, you either didn’t But what you’ve also been explorations and novel experi- God. Attend Mass each week, Savannah Boettcher read it or, if you did, you cer- counting down is the end of ences. It can also be a time of pray every day, be thankful for Reporters tainly didn’t care. I understand some very long and very good crisis, a turning point, a time each day, offer yourself to God Lauren James that. Soon, the days you have friendships. When the proces- of decision, where the direc- Andrew Wadovick been counting down will end. sion exits graduation, never tion of travel of adult life is See CHANGE on page 7 Destinee Williams Adviser Dianna Cervetti Change is normal in life Awards ther. from there. 2014 THSPA Awards For example, not too long And now I’d like to diverge (THSPA-TN H.S. Press Assoc.) All-Tennessee ago, I would have never en- a little from my editorial and Top ranking for a Amanda Slade visioned myself on the school use the last of my text space high school newspaper newspaper staff. Even then, to say a little something spe- Third Place Best Overall Newspaper in TN UT Knoxville I wouldn’t have necessarily cial to my friends. I know I al- Best Features Story pictured myself becoming a ways send you guys a general Best Cartoon/Illustration co-editor. Obviously, that’s not Valogram each February, but, Honorable Mention Co-Editor Best Cartoon/Illustration the only “change” I’ve gone considering it’s senior year, through, but to list all of those I figured I might as well also changes—the new friends do something a little bit big- 2012 ASPA Awards Finding my niche isn’t really case. (ASPA-American Scholastic my niche. The greatest lesson I’ve I’ve made, the new affini- ger, too. You all are some of Press Assoc.) I came into high school with learned in the past four years ties I found, the new talents I the most important people in First Place the misconception that these is high school (and life) is not discovered—would be to turn my life, and you changed my Overall Newspaper this editorial into part of my life—and me, in general— First Place four years are the time when about defining yourself. It is Outstanding Service you find out who you’re sup- about discovering your poten- autobiography. completely. to the Community posed to be and where your tial. You are not confined to But see, that’s the point. You I hope you all know you spot is in life—your niche. being one specific person— can change so, so much during mean the world to me. Thank The Eagle’s Eye is published And I thought that once you you’re not even confined to your high school years. And you guys for being with me monthly during the school year, discovered those two things, the exact same friend group you know what? That’s more through high school, no mat- by the newspaper staff at St. Bene- than okay; it’s supposed to ter how I changed or how you dict at Auburndale, 8250 Varna- they didn’t change. Your per- for four years. vas Drive, Cordova, TN 38016. sonality stayed the same, as The person I am today is not happen! Now is not the time to changed. I’ll miss you all a Telephone:901-260-2840. The did your hobbies, interests, the same person I was fresh- set your life in stone. Now is lot—I’ll never forget any of Eagle’s Eye is distributed free the time to be free, take your you, and I hope you’ll never to all members of the student and friends. Just like perma- man year. In fact, I’m not the body. Commentaries and opin- nent labels. same today as I was sopho- hands off the steering wheel, forget me. I love you. ion columns are the expressed But in reality, that’s not the more year or junior year, ei- see where you end up, and go opinion of the author and not of The Eagle’s Eye and its Edito- rial Board, or its adviser. These opinions do not reflect the views of the Catholic Diocese of Mem- phis. Letter to the Editor Policy: Letters must include the writer’s Embrace new beginnings name, signature and class or ply told her I wasn’t going to I wasn’t going to college, she position. Typed, double-spaced college. silently left the room and re- letters are preferred, but legible, turned with her phone in hand. hand-written submissions are ac- Rachel Hofer That conversation ended in ceptable. Letters can be mailed, my mom threatening to duct She simply handed it to me hand-delivered or e-mailed to the and walked out. adviser. The Eagle’s Eye will not CBYX Program in tape me to a kitchen chair On the line was my older print anything deemed libelous, Germany with nothing but college ap- obscene or in poor taste, in accor- plications and a pencil. I then sister. I don’t remember how, dance with the Supreme Court’s but she managed to convince justified standards. The meaning Co-Editor threatened to eat the applica- of any submission will not be tions, never go to college, and me all of the big decisions and altered, but we reserve the right spend the rest of my days as a changes coming up weren’t so to correct spelling, grammar and bad after all. Senior year you punctuation when necessary. Ad- To be honest, I never thought ready for something new. I’m train hobo. At that point, my ditionally, The Eagle’s Eye re- have a lot of people giving you I would be writing this: my se- ready for a change. dear mother decided to give up fuses to print criticism which is advice and telling you what not constructive and supported nior sign off, my last editorial, Change used to scare me. I on me for the night. they think is right for you. My by facts. the last thing I will ever write don’t mean the jingling coins Unfortunately for both of us, sister told me to take their ad- for The Eagle’s Eye. everyone has floating around we had that exact conversation vice to heart but still make all As with everything about se- their wallet, either. I mean several times over the course of my decisions for myself and nior year, it’s bittersweet. On change in the fullest sense of of this year. Fortunately, do what is right for me. one hand, I’m sad to leave the that terrifying six-letter word. though, my mom had a secret That night marked the end of place I’ve made my home for At the beginning of the school weapon up her sleeve. the past four years. On the oth- year, my mom told me I need- One night after another con- versation ending with the er hand, I’ve definitely spent a ed to start considering where I See BEGINNING on page 6 full four years at SBA, and I’m wanted to go to college. I sim- same adamant declaration that The Eagle’s Eye Senior Sign-Offs St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 3 Saying “no” to the reality of goodbye I say yes to laying in bed, eat- greatest fear, so I’m going to The problem is that I’m sim- ing chips, and re-watching avoid them and shield myself ply not ready. I may have spent old episodes of Doctor Who. I from the impending hysteri- every second until now rumi- Kayla Wiliamson say yes to staying up all night cal misery by using frantic at- nating on how exhilarating it writing poetry which I’ll most tempts at humor and repeated will be to finally leave Mem- Tufts University likely abhor the next day, yet I uses of the word “no” when- phis, but I forgot that leaving still keep it anyway. ever anyone brings up college. Memphis also means leaving I say yes to laughing at how Now, before you admonish the people I grew up with. I’ve Copy Editor my last sentence accidentally me for my naive methods of built my life around these peo- rhymed while I was talking coping, I fully understand how ple, and I don’t want to have about poetry, and how maybe terrible of a strategy this is. to tear it down and start anew, No. financial aid packages for the that’s some kind of twisted It’s a horrible idea. It’s more even if it means finally follow- Just no. umpteenth time, or discuss pun. Or maybe not. My puns immature than “your mom” ing my dreams. No, I don’t want to accept how I’m going to avoid a strict are usually more like “I’m jokes. It’s just going to make So, no, I’m not leaving yet. the reality that I will soon be Ramen-and-tea diet. And no, I done’s.” me freak out even more when Only when I am on my plane leaving the place where I’ve don’t want to realize this is the In essence, I say yes to reject- the end does come. to Boston, all my belongings spent the last eighteen years. last editorial I’ll be writing for ing reality, procrastinating my So, yes, I do know these stuffed carelessly into suitcas- No, I don’t want to apply for my school newspaper. No. future, and pretending this is things. But there’s nothing I es, will I finally allow the real- more scholarships, look at my What would I say yes to, then? not the end. Goodbyes are my can do about it. ity of farewell to hit me. High school is full of surprises than what tunes I’m listening let alone run. meet one of my closest friends Alanna Oliphant to. Nevertheless, my knee in- until my sophomore geometry Change is exciting and nerve- jury helped open my eyes to class. I still think she is one of racking at the same time. In new things. Sophomore year the main reasons I passed that University of reality, change is all around I found myself trying out for class. Arkansas us, so there’s no need to fear, the swim team, where I met an When choosing classes, right? As my father likes to tell amazing group of teammates. check out something a little Features Editor me, “The only thing constant One thing led to another, and different. If you are interested in life is change.” by my senior year I was a in art, but painting isn’t your As a senior looking back member of three SBA sports style, try photography or film. While driving home last we all have changed since on high school, I realize how teams. I tried out newspaper for the week, a debate was going on freshmen year, but who has much I have changed because My injury is what made me first time as a senior, and it in my head. Senior superla- changed the most? of my experiences in high recognize all the options my has honestly been one of my tives were due the next day and With all this thinking about school. The classes I took, the high school had to offer me. favorite classes of my high most of my blanks remained, “change,” my thoughts soon teams I played for, and the Learning to try new things is school career. well, blank. I didn’t know who turned to myself. How much people I met all influenced one of the most valuable les- High school is a time for to put down for “Most Likely have I changed? Just by com- me in some way and helped to sons St. Benedict taught me, learning--not only learning to Be a Beach Bum” or “Most paring my current iPod play- create the person I am today. and it is a lesson I advise ev- about academics, but also Likely to Marry a Pro Ath- lists to those of my freshman To say the least, high school eryone to try. learning about yourself. What lete,” and I figured those su- year shows the difference. To- did not go according to plan. Change happens every year are your strengths and weak- perlatives didn’t matter all that day I was jamming out to Sha- I thought I would play soccer in high school, not just fresh- nesses? What do you like to much anyway. kira in my car, but four years all four years and maybe even man year. Once you find your do? Who do you like to spend There were some I did care ago I would have been in my play in college, but life has a friends, don’t confine yourself time with? As this school year about, but I just couldn’t think room rocking to “Best of Both funny habit of not turning out to just that one group. Branch comes to a close, enjoy every of the right person. I struggled Worlds.” Now, a different kind as we hope. In February of my out and meet someone new or moment, because you will the most with “Most Changed of change is on the horizon for freshman year, I tore my ACL. try to get to know someone never get another chance to be Since Freshmen Year.” I mean, me, something much bigger Suddenly, I could barely walk, better each year. I didn’t even where you are today. Refuse to accept your comfort zone ple who would eventually help college years. I didn’t think live college life recklessly? me learn more about myself. I I could take someone on a Absolutely not. But don’t Andrew Wadovick had never thought about be- proper date before high school be afraid to burst your own ing a writer before, but it was rolled around, and now I’m in bubble in order to truly expe- Austin Peay the support of my friends and a steady relationship. I had ab- rience the world around you. family that pushed me to pur- solutely no faith in my cook- Those same types of experi- sue what I now believe is my ing skills, and even though I ences we’ve had at this school Reporter true passion. still can’t cook, I am actually are waiting for us outside thse The concept of college is, trying to learn. I would have walls. The only difference is admittedly, a rather terrifying never expected that four years where we’ll be. Change is inevitable. any of this occurring when thought for me, as it probably ago. We’ve spent four incredible You’ve heard it before from I first stepped through these is for a lot of people who are My point is the future is un- years jumping around with our countless cliché speakers, but doors in August of 2010. going farther away than the known for a reason. The world wings outstretched, learning it really means something I was extremely shy back general vicinity of Memphis. around us surprises us by con- how to fly. Now, after all our when you think about your then, not overly willing to Will I meet new friends there? stantly revealing new things efforts and practice, it is final- high school experience. The talk to anyone around me. I Will I be able to handle myself about ourselves and others. ly time to raise our heads high things I’ve done and the peo- wanted to remain in the back- in difficult situations without You never know just what and soar, as Buzz Lightyear ple I’ve met have all changed ground, like I always did; but my parents’ guidance? you’re capable of until you try would say, “to infinity and be- how I see myself. life told me “no.” I met new You never know what you’ll it. yond.” I would never have imagined people relatively quickly, peo- discover about yourself in your Does that mean you should The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale The Eye on News 4 May 2014 News Briefs Be prepared Talent Show for perilous situations Kayla Williamson never regain consciousness. Copy Editor Even if they become angry or resist your efforts, they are at When free associating with a serious risk and you should the word “college,” most continue taking care of them. people would fire off words After all, it’s better to have like “partying,” “freedom,” them angrily alive than dead. “responsibility,” or “pizza.” In addition, be careful when Most people remember college walking home after those col- as a relatively exciting time, lege parties. If possible, never filled with experiences you walk alone—the buddy system can’t have anywhere else. But they taught you in third grade this kind of rosy retrospection will always come in handy. leaves out the parts of college However, if you are forced photo by Sharon Masterson and young adult life which no to walk by yourself, be cog- The winners of the SBA 2014 Talent Show (left to right), third place Joseph Ferrante, first one wants to talk about: adren- nizant of your surroundings: place Half Dollar Tonic band members Curtis Scott, Kenny Ledet, Brice Norris, Matthew aline-inducing situations. keep your head up, act like Incardona, and second place Jared Flynn, receive medals after their performaces. College places adolescents, you know where you’re going who have little experience even if you don’t, maintain a with the “real world,” straight calm, confident exterior, and from a somewhat-sheltered stay out of dark or unpopulat- Make-A-Wish high school environment into ed areas, as advocated by the a completely new situation Edmonton Police Service. The with no parents, little supervi- more afraid, lost, and vulner- sion, and unfamiliar circum- able you look, the more likely stances. Though the concept you are to be attacked or ha- of “being free” is ideologically rassed. enthralling, being alone in an If someone still assaults or unfamiliar city can actually be harasses you despite these pre- terrifying; you may find your- cautions, the most important self stuck in a situation where thing to remember is to chan- you or someone else is in po- nel your adrenaline towards tential danger, but you don’t keeping a level head. When know what to do. in scary situations, a human’s College parties are perfect sympathetic nervous system examples of situations that can kicks in and causes quickened start out fun but can go down- reflexes, heightened aware- hill quickly. It’s no secret that ness, and an increased heart college parties involve alco- rate. Victims should utilize this hol, and many college students heightened state of conscious- may choose to drink underage. ness to make swift, intelligent The easy availability and decisions, such as yelling “call photo by Sharon Masterson abundance of alcohol at col- 911” rather than “help,” since Bailey Parker’s wish for a Disney cruise is granted by the Make-A-Wish foundation at SBA. lege parties leads to many in- bystanders are more likely to stances of alcohol poisoning. intervene when they perceive Symptoms of alcohol poison- a legitimate emergency. ing include excessive vomit- Authorities suggest employ- New Zambezi exhibit ing, mental confusion, slow ing basic self-defense tactics: or irregular breathing (fewer stomp on the attacker’s foot than eight breaths per minute), with your heel, gouge at the to open at Memphis Zoo and low body temperatures, attacker’s eyes with your fin- Bailey Coppedge long overdue for an exhibit as viewers can observe their according to the National In- gers, kick their shins with your News Editor upgrade, as their current liv- previously unnoticed under- stitute on Alcohol Abuse and whole foot, or slam your head ing quarters are cramped and water habits. “Even though Alcoholism. backwards into their face if The Memphis Zoo has unnatural. The Zambezi ex- they’re large, they’re pretty If you’re at a party and you they grab you from behind. plans underway for the con- hibit will provide a healthier, agile,” said Laura Doty, the suspect someone has alcohol All in all, remember to keep struction of a new hippo more natural environment. zoo communications special- poisoning, stay with them at your wits about you at college. exhibit named the Zambezi The Memphis Zoo cur- ist. all times and remain calm. If The “real world” is certainly River Hippo Camp. This rently does not have a plan Construction is scheduled the person exhibits several of enticing, but it comes with new exhibit will give the for the old hippo exhibit once to begin within the next few the above symptoms, call 911. drastic consequences if you hippos much needed space, the hippos move to Zambezi. weeks, and the exhibit will While waiting for medical per- don’t know how to handle be- and it will feature an under- The most exciting part of open in either late 2015 or sonnel, Mayo Clinic advises to ing on your own. It’s highly water viewing facility simi- the new exhibit is the view early 2016, depending on the make sure the individual stays probable that a terrifying inci- lar to the current one in the that has never been seen weather. At this time, “there on their side or upright; if they dent will occur in your college polar bear exhibit. before. The viewing facil- isn’t a plan to have an official pass out and lay on their back, years or during young adult- The hippos in the Memphis ity will provide an exciting opening ceremony,” said Ms. there’s a possibility they may hood, and everyone needs to Zoo, Splish and Binti, are new look at Splish and Binti Doty. choke on their own vomit and be prepared. The Eagle’s Eye The Eye on Sports St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 5 Spring sports close seasons Savannah Boettcher games included a win against Sports Editor Briarcrest and two tough loss- es against CBHS. During the first two losses Water Polo of the season, the Eagles were shut out, 0-3 against CBHS, The SBA water polo team and 0-1 against Bartlett. Al- has greatly improved since its though the offense was briefly inaugural season last year, ac- silenced, the defense has re- cording to co-head coach Mol- mained strong, led by seniors ly Pickering. Michael McGuire and Pat- “It’s a whole lot better than rick Graham. Seniors Hunter last year. The kids have been Story and AJ Sturdivant have much more confident in their worked hard protecting the abilities,” she said. goal as first-year members of The team started the season the team. off victorious after a hard- Rounding out the roster fought 14-13 overtime match- is Michael Berra, the only photo provided by SBA Yearbook up against St. George’s. Stand- freshman on varsity, a team Standout junior Peter Wagner drives towards the goal during a 2-1 victory over the Arlington Tigers. out senior Brice Norris scored that consists of nine seniors. six of the teams’ 14 goals and Johnny Aeschilman is also a led the team in scoring. In the Senior Grace Summers re- Theresa, Catherine and junior strong member representing cently signed to attend Eastern Cara Carpenter also brought Trap following match against MUS, the sophomore class. the Eagles fell short, with a six Illinois University on a tennis home third place medals. In an 8-1 victory against scholarship. Grace will leave Another highlight of the sea- point loss. Northpoint, senior Thomas Shooting Next, the Eagles won an- SBA with a 96% win percent- son was the girls’ second place Gilman and junior Luke Parker age and three consecutive indi- finish at the Dyersburg Invi- The Wingmasters trap shoot- other overtime thriller against scored hat tricks (three goals), CBHS, 8-7. Freshman Ray vidual region championships. tational. Standouts included ing season began in March while Austen Graves and Peter “Her game was already great senior Brittany Phillips’ first with the first shoot of the year. Wynne scored four goals, Wagner each kicked in one. while senior goalie Kyle Nes- as a freshman. As a senior, it’s place finish in the shot put, “Conditions were tough, Peter scored a hat trick beyond expectations,” said senior Sarah Brannon’s first although the Eagles emerged tler racked up numerous saves, against Cordova, leading the helping to keep the team alive. Coach Hervey, reflecting on place in the discus, and other unscathed and unfazed. Moth- Eagles to a 5-0 victory. Grace’s time at SBA. top honors from the distance er Nature could not thwart our Kyle was the primary start- Head coach Nick Dressman er, while freshman Ian Blair The boys have “worked team. For the boys, junior accuracy,” said head coach believes the SBA soccer pro- hard, in spite of some tough Brad Reber took first in the Eric Wells. Coach Wells is as- played backup. Ian plans to gram is “back on the radar” take over as goalie next year. opponents,” said Coach Her- triple jump. sisted by Mr. Bret Bilbrey, Mr. and “it’s not unrealistic to vey. The team pulled off wins Overall, the team is looking Tom Link, and Coach Caleb SBA’s team consisted of ten make a run at State.” boys and ten girls. Juniors against Arlington and Brigh- forward to the future, since Marcum. The Eagles’ first playoff game ton. After winning a singles freshmen make up a majority The team’s top shooter, fresh- Sarah Kutas, Allie Evans, will take place on May 10. and Jessica O’Brien led the match against St. George’s, of the sprint team. Freshmen man Ivan Scheidhauer, fin- girls while Brice, Ray, Garrett 8-2, senior Henry Evetts said, sprinters Victoria Guffin, Av- ished third in the JV division Mitchell, Brett Wagner, Mat- “I’m very happy about this ery Graziosi, Anna Schuman, at the shoot. Junior Braxton thew Smith, and Matthew Bar- Tennis win.” Brittany Tant, and Sam Brewster finished first in the czak anchored the boys. Many of the guys this sea- Childers are busy learning alternate division, and he was The Eagles used a man-to- The Eagles and Lady Eagles son are new to the game. They blocks and handoffs for com- surprised to hear the results. “I man defense, which made the tennis teams consist of 31 “only picked up a tennis racket petition in the relay events. didn’t think I got first when I matches more competitive. players altogether, 24 varsity for the first time six months Freshmen Isabella Giddens finished shooting,” he said. “It’s a fun game to watch,” members, seven JV players, ago,” said Coach Hervey. and Kamryn Carpenter are The team consists of 16 and 14 seniors. The girls finished second in beneficial members of the hur- members, including five girls said Coach Pickering. The girls got off to a great the region, just behind Hutchi- dling team. who have made “substantial start after winning their first son, and the boys finished Freshman distance runner improvements,” according to eight out of nine matches. Dur- fourth. Ray Wynne is training hard Coach Wells. The team is di- Boys Soccer ing their third match, the team and recently ran under five vided into various squads of beat St. Agnes 4-3, something minutes in the 1600m race. five, boys and girls included, The Eagles soccer team start- that hasn’t been done in Coach Track and Head coach Dianna Cervetti which then compete against ed off strong with victories Barbara Hervey’s coaching is excited about the progress CBHS, MUS, SAA, FACS, over White Station, Cordova, history at SBA. Field made by the team so far. “We Arlington, Briarcrest, Tipton and Northpoint. Regional “It was a great region win,” have a great coaching staff this County, and many other local said Coach Her- The SBA track and field team year. Plus, everyone is really schools. vey. competed in several multi- working hard on the relays “Many of the perennial West Wins against school invitationals this year and their individual events,” TN powerhouse teams have White Station, including the Houston Track she said. noticed the Wingmasters’ Arlington, and Classic, the largest meet in the In addition to returning as- prowess at the range,” said Tipton-Rosemark state, with over 1,000 athletes sistant coaches Janet Daleke Coach Wells. early in the season competing. Highlights in- and Don Williams, three new The Wingmasters continue set the standards cluded a first place win by the coaches joined the staff this to improve as the season pro- high for the rest of 4x800 team of seniors Mayson year. Haley Gilmore coaches gresses. “Everyone is getting the season. Morrissett and Theresa Stod- the sprinters, SBA Class of far more comfortable with The varsity start- dard, sophomore Madeleine ‘10 alumna Meagan Nichols their guns. They’re out there ing lineup, al- Stanfield, and freshman Cath- coaches the hurdlers, and SBA busting 100 caps a day,” said though dominated erine May. Class of ‘10 alumnus Peter Coach Wells. by seniors, consists The excitement continued Armstrong works with the At the second shoot of the of one freshman, as sophomore hurdler Court- pole vaulters. season, the Wingmasters’ first Brooke Barton, ney Parker and senior sprinter The team will compete in team finished fifth out of 375 who had dominant Alex Rittman qualified for the the Region Tournament in shooters. Freshman Annie wins against Tip- finals after winning the prelim- mid-May with hopes of quali- Longoria finished fourth out photo by Mary Sutton Senior Grace Summers earns Best of the ton-Rosemark and inary heats in their events. The fying for the State Tournament of all JV girls, while Ivan fin- Preps honors with her powerful tennis skills. Briarcrest. girls distance team of Mayson, on May 22 and 23. ished first in the male division. The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale The Eye on Features 6 May 2014 Student businesses encourage growth Amanda Slade people want.” ous business together. ing me a saleswoman. And anything. Wherever I go and Co-Editor Joining Luckie’s ranks in the “Right now, J and R’s Cuts that’s good, because life is ba- whatever I do in my life, I’m SBA student business world is our stepping stone into the sically selling stuff, whether going to end up advertising Almost everyone has at least are veteran entrepreneurs world of business,” said Ricky. it’s a product, or service, or something.” one hobby or some kind of ex- Lucy Kaplan, Hailey Warriner, “It’s like our learning process Senior Ricky tracurricular activity, whether Ricky Graziosi, and Joseph for success.” Graziosi (left) blows it be playing videogames, jog- Pearlman, who have all been “We’d like to grow it through leaves for a client. ging, or surfing Pinterest. running their businesses for college, start our careers, and He and fellow senior Some after-school activities, one year or more. Lucy sells maybe even get it big enough Joseph Pearlman like jobs or volunteer positions, hand-embroidered and painted to sell one day,” said Joseph. run the contracted can be more beneficial to one’s patches, pins, barrettes, and While Hailey’s, Lucy’s, and labor business J future and provide a variety of wall hangings through her Luckie’s student businesses and R’s Cuts, which skill sets and learning experi- Tumblr-based shop named don’t necessarily pose quite they began during ences. But what about going shoplikls (formerly an Etsy as great of a potential impact their sophomore year at Saint Bene- one step further and running online store known as fresh- on their futures, that doesn’t dict. Senior Luckie your own business? While this poked). mean they haven’t received Krog (below) may seem like an uncommon Hailey, along with her any benefits from them. All paints earrings for path to take, five SBA seniors mother, sells personalized car three hope to continue supple- her earring-making actually do. decals, etched glass, mono- menting their normal income business, Hook “I’ve always liked to make grammed headbands, and cup with profit from doing -some ‘Em. Luckie created polymer clay sculptures in holders through their business thing they enjoy, but they her business in Feb- my free time. Around fourth Barbara’s Designs. also feel as though they have ruary of this year, or fifth grade, I started giving Ricky and Joseph coop- grown in responsibility and and she both sells them as gifts to teachers and eratively run J and R’s Cuts, maturity through their experi- pre-made earrings and takes custom friends. I’ve continued doing a contracted labor business ences, among other things. orders. that now at SBA,” said senior whose services include grass “While Hook ‘Em is what’s Luckie Krog. “Eventually I cutting, landscaping, and allowing me to go to prom, its had a sort-of revelation—put a “anything you don’t want to advantages definitely go be- hook on a small sculpture, and do.” yond just profit. It forces me to it becomes an earring!” For Ricky and Joseph, J and not come home and sleep ev- After making her first pairs R’s Cuts is more than just a ery day, so I’ve become more of earrings for Lucy Kaplan simple pastime and way to productive—it gives me a goal (two sets of cheeseburgers and make money—it’s a solid step and something to accomplish. two sets of fries), Luckie Krog into the direction of their fu- I’ve also learned the value of launched her earring-making ture. The two plan to be room- a dollar through my experi- business called “Hook ‘Em,” mates at the University of ences, and I actually spend in February of this year. She Memphis, with Ricky major- less money than I did before sells pre-made earrings out ing in computer science and I had this job,” said Luckie. of her backpack and online Joseph majoring in a business- “Lastly, I think every bit of en- at Storenvy.com, but she also related field. They hope to one trepreneurship experience I’ve takes custom orders for “any day combine their skills and had in my life, including Hook animal or inanimate object start another larger, more seri- ‘Em, is going to end up mak- photos provided by Ricky Graziosi and Luckie Krog Princesses help run Germantown horse show Alanna Oliphant change Club provides a safe ic standings but also are highly princesses attend luncheons, Germantown and Tennessee Features Editor haven for children suffering active in extracurricular activi- teas, and even participate in a to show how much our youth The annual Germantown abuse at home while also of- ties and community service. fashion show and royal ball, cares about society and char- Charity Horse Show (GCHS) fering programs to help both The “Queen” of the royal court complete with a white ball ity,” said Ciscily. will celebrate its 66th year children and adults gain sup- is a college-age student who gown and a tux-adorned date. At the horse show the prin- on June 3-7. Since its origin port and knowledge on how has shown dedication to the In order to understand what cesses will perform a variety in 1947, the horse show has to handle difficult family situ- horse show and her academics. the horse show is all about, the of jobs insuring the show will aimed to bring the commu- ations. This year, three SBA students princesses visit the Exchange run smoothly. Some jobs in- nity of Germantown and the With the generous donations have been crowned “princess- Club and interact with the chil- clude helping to decorate the surrounding area together by of the Germantown Char- es” for the show. Juniors Cisc- dren who have been subjected Main Show Ring, presenting providing fun entertainment ity Horse Show, the Exchange ily Crislip and Lana Kabel and to domestic violence. ribbons and trophies to class while donating proceeds to a Club is able to fund counsel- senior Alanna Oliphant are “I’m really excited to work winners, and serving ice cream local charity. The horse show ing and other programs for current members of the royal with the kids at the Exchange cones to horse show spectators will feature jumpers, western children and families. court, along with 20 other girls Club. I’m so thankful for this and exhibitors. A few prin- pleasure, saddlebreds, and In order to host such a large from across the Mid-South. opportunity to make a differ- cesses will even participate in walking horses. event, the horse show relies on “My favorite part has been ence in our community and the show as riders. For the past 14 years, the volunteer workers, namely the making new friends. We had a meet new people while doing Senior Becca Siciliano was GCHS has donated its pro- Germantown Charity Horse ball at the fashion show and it it,” said Lana. a Germantown Charity Horse ceeds to the Memphis Ex- Show Princesses. The prin- has helped us grow closer to- Working through the horse Show princess in 2013. “It was change Club Family Center, cesses are junior and senior gether,” said Ciscily. show allows the princesses to an honor to be a princess after a charity whose mission is to high school girls who have not Throughout the months lead- give back to their community. eleven years of going to the stop childhood abuse. The Ex- only maintained good academ- ing up to the horse show, the “It is such a great way for show,” she said.

BEGINNING for me. I started making de- stopped ending my sentences change, so do something you abroad would make me miss continued from page 2 cisions about my future with with question marks. were too scared to do the other out on too much here at home more ease. I was able to let Yes, light bulb moments like three years of high school. (not that I ever told anyone the duct tape and train hobo go of friends who were hold- that are overtly cliché, but that Because I started welcoming that). threats. ing me down. I knew what I doesn’t make them any less change, I’m getting ready to Senior year is a time to wel- In fact, that night marked the wanted, and I could be more important. go to Germany for a year start- come change. Those six letters beginning of a lot of changes confident about it. I finally Senior year is the time for ing in July. A few months ago, don’t have to be that scary af- I was worried taking a year ter all. The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 7 St. Benedict alumni return to the track Alanna Oliphant 2010. Former 4x800 relay run- tion to completing an intern- Features Editor ner and record holder, Mea- ship in the athletic department gan Nichols, and former pole under the direction of Athletic Most people never return to vaulter and four-year cross Director, Mr. Steve Winnette. high school after they’ve grad- country runner, Peter Arm- “I wanted to come back be- uated. However, a handful of strong, were both welcomed to cause I strongly believe in alumni haved returned to SBA the team. Coach Cervetti and her train- as coaches, staff, or teachers. Coach Nichols, a former track ing. She influenced my whole As instructors, alumni are able and cross country athlete at the life, from the foods I eat to to give back to the school by University of Memphis, is an my job as a journalist,” said training current students in assistant to the distance team Coach Nichols. athletics and the classroom. as well as the hurdles coach. Coach Armstrong returned This year the SBA track and Coach Armstrong, a Univer- to SBA because of his oppor- field team gained two new sity of Memphis student, helps tunity to work as an intern. “I coaches from the Class of with the pole vaulters in addi- decided to do it because I want to eventually coach and teach. SBA seemed like the best place to start,” he said. Although coaching can be stressful, it is also rewarding for both Coach Armstrong and photo by Alanna Oliphant Coach Nichols. Coach Nichols, an SBA Class of ‘10 alum, demonstrates hurdle “My favorite part about drills to Carly McBride, a member of the track and field team. coaching is seeing my athletes them, which I sometimes do I’ve written on a large range of progress from conditioning in too much of or not enough.” topics.” October to the races now. It’s However, although both While Coach Armstrong con- great to see all their hard work coaches spend many hours tinues his education, he earns pay off,” said Coach Nichols. with the team, coaching is extra cash by emceeing trivia Coach Armstrong enjoys in- not their only pastime. Coach nights at a local club. He also teracting with his athletes and Nichols still enjoys running, plays guitar and keyboard for savors the experience he has and she participates in half- the band Spaceface. gained by coaching. “They marathons and local running As for being an athlete in col- all have different personali- groups. lege, Coach Nichols advises, ties and are super cool kids.,” “I do some freelance writing “You have to be prepared for photo by Alanna Oliphant he said. “It’s a learning expe- for the Memphis Flyer,” said the time commitment and Coach Armstrong helps with the SBA track team pole vaulters in rience, because you have to Coach Nichols. “I really like learn to balance school, sports, addition to working as an intern for Mr. Steve Winnette. learn when and how to push to do food articles, although and travel.” Student participates in sprint car racing

Savannah Boettcher tached to the sides, are raced Chevy with a Maxim Chas- Sports Editor on short dirt tracks. Sprint car sis gets up to 650 horsepower races typically include 24 cars and can reach 120 miles per Many SBA students par- and range from 30 to 50 laps, hour. Last November, Howard ticipate in activities outside of lasting approximately ten to earned $3,000 after winning at school such as ballet, theatre, 20 minutes. Riverside Speedway in West horseback riding, or multi- Howard has raced in states Memphis. While there, he also farious sports. Junior Howard all over the South, including won Rookie of the Year. Moore enjoys an exciting af- Oklahoma, Arkansas, Ten- In the car, Howard is pro- terschool activity known as nessee, North Carolina, and tected by no more than a hel- sprint car racing. Texas. Howard’s favorite track met and a HANS (“Head and Howard started off racing can be found in Waco, Texas. Neck Safety”) device, which dirt bikes and go-karts at a “I like Waco because the track stabilizes the neck. young age. He then bought his is only a quarter-mile,” he In all of his time racing, first go-kart, No. 23, when he said. Howard has never suffered an photo provided by Howard Moore was eight. However, he only When in the car, Howard injury; however, he has been Junior Howard Moore races his No. 23 Engler Motors Chevy started racing sprint cars last enjoys being alone with his involved in many wrecks, around the short dirt track during a sprint car race. year. thoughts and the roar of the including flipping over in a cally, Howard is not a big fan. going fast and the joy of win- “I’ve been around cars my cars around him. There isn’t mini-sprint. However, he is quick to point ning. “My favorite part has to whole life,” said Howard, a crew chief or spotter to as- The sprint car season lasts out that he is not opposed to be the adrenaline rush.” “and I like going fast.” sist him in navigating the dirt from March until November, becoming a NASCAR driver This season, Howard hopes Sprint cars, with open- track. the same time of year as NAS- due to the great pay. to gain more experience while wheels and large wings at- His No. 23 Engler Motors CAR, a sport which, ironi- Howard races for the thrill of adding wins to his resume.

CHANGE as to your life’s vocation. Sur- find the right person to marry what kind of leader you will day from 1:15 – 1:30 as a se- continued from page 2 round yourself with those with or discover if God is calling be, and stick to it! nior privilege). But the “no’s” moral lives and values. Build you to a religious life. It has been an honor to serve you received, were out of love each day and always look for new friendships around those Be a leader. Many out there as your principal this year. and compassion and what we opportunities to volunteer to who will build you up, not will be looking for a leader - There were times when we thought was right. help others. bring you down. be that one for them to follow. may not have seen “eye to Enjoy these last few weeks These next few years are You will be deciding on your Be a leader when it comes to eye” on things and maybe the of life “in the NEST.” You are very important. You will be college major, your career and study, prayer, church, classes answer was a “no” (like when leaving us a much better place discerning your call from God where to live. You may also and even “fun.” Decide on you asked to have a nap each than you found and we thank you for that. The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale The Eye on Culture 8 May 2014 Online deals help High school movies to watch

Jack Borg replenish closets Culture Editor Destinee Williams available.” Reporter Another online store that fea- Ferris Bueller’s Day Off tures attire for a college ward- Charismatic and witty Ferris Bueller decides to play hooky from school along with his girl- As senior year winds down, robe is ASOS.com. ASOS is friend, Sloan, and hypochondriac friend, Cameron. The trio borrows Cameron’s father’s Fer- many future college stu- a major online fashion brand rari for a day out on the streets of Chicago just to “see something good today.” This movie dents will need to add to their that sells both men’s and has got it all: an amazing cast, quick-witted dialogue, fast cars, Chicago scenes, and a script wardrobe since a high school women’s clothing. This store you can quote for days. One of my all-time favorite high school movies. 4.8 out of 5 stars uniform will no longer be re- recently launched their college quired. To save time and mon- program, ASOS on Campus, ey, online shopping may be the which gives college students The Perks of Being a Wallflower answer for stylish looks at an the opportunity to get 10 per- Charlie starts high school as a loner, but makes friends with affordable price. cent off their purchases. ASOS two seniors: Patrick, a popular homosexual boy, and Sam, an A popular store for college on Campus also offers special attractive, free-spirited girl. Together, the trio attempts to handle students is Forever 21. The programs that give away free coming-of-age emotional troubles while listening to “good mu- store tends to have the lat- merchandise and promotional sic” and performing the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I highly est trends at incredibly cheap items each semester. recommend reading the book before seeing the movie; however, prices. Shopping online at For- Urban Original, found at Ur- the acting by Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, and Ezra Miller ever21.com provides choices banog.com, is another online make you feel like you’ve known the characters your whole that are most likely not fea- fashion store for women. Here, life. 4.7 out of 5 stars tured in stores. The online shoppers can enjoy weekly store also has other collections sales such as “buy one, get one to choose from such as Love half off.” Urban Original of- Grease Greaser Danny Zuko falls in love with goody two-shoes San- 21 and a boys’ section that fers popular styles and brands dy over the summer, and the couple thinks they will never see features a wide variety of hip that are often cheap, but still each other again when school starts. To their surprise, they are clothing. good quality. enrolled in the same high school. Their love eventually over- Senior Dacia Williams said, “I love the sales! I literally comes the troubles caused by cliques through beautifully cho- “I love shopping at Forever buy all my shirts from Ur- reographed song and dance. Grease is a timeless classic filled 21, especially online, since I banog.com,” said MTSU se- with catchy songs and controversial relationships that will feel like there are more options nior Khloe Williams. leave you wishing you were in high school during the 50’s. 4.6 out of 5 stars Unique ice cream 10 Things I Hate About You Cameron, the new kid at school, wants to date Bianca. However, she can’t, because her parlors sprinkle sister Kat isn’t dating anyone. In an attempt to fix this situation, Cameron gets rich kid Joey Donner, who also has a crush on Bianca, to pay mysterious and handsome Patrick Verona to date Kat. At first Patrick and Kat hate each other, and Patrick is just doing it for the money, Memphis with flavor but the two eventually grow to love each other. Starring Heath Ledger, Julie Stiles, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, this Shakespeare-based movie is hilarious, romantic, and very enjoy- Lauren James crete concoction, using two able to watch. 4.3 out of 5 stars Reporter flavors of custard and their fa- vorite toppings. Mean Girls Now that warmer weather “What more is there in life Raised in Africa, Cady Heron moves to the states to attend has finally arrived, dessert lov- besides ice cream?” said soph- high school. She makes friends with the popular girl clique ers can rejoice with a cold dish omore Amanda Magusiak, a known as The Plastics, Janis Ian, an outcast and a bit of a of ice cream. frequent customer of Sheri- goth, and Damien, a hilarious and flamboyant boy. The story Memphis contains many off- dan’s. revolves around Cady and her role in tearing apart The Plas- the-wall ice cream places that With locations at 6745 Stage tics and almost the entire school. It’s one of the most hilarious satisfy any sweet craving. For Road in Bartlett and 8075 Ma- and quotable high school movies out there. 4.5 out of 5 stars example, Maggie Moo’s Ice con Rd in Cordova, Sheridan’s Cream and Treatery, a down- is open Mondays through town shop, is a sugar paradise. Thursdays from 11 A.M. to 11 Upon walking inside, bright- P.M., Fridays and Saturdays Clueless The daughter of a litigator in L.A., Cher is a rich, popular, manipulative, and ditsy girl who ly colored walls and a friendly from 11 A.M. to midnight, wants to get her driver’s license. She convinces her teachers to raise her grades, helps the staff greet customers.The store and Sundays from 2 P.M. to 11 new girl to be popular, and finds love for her friends and herself. Cher’s narration through- offers everything from ice P.M. out the movie is sidesplitting, and the overall plot is sweet and cute. 4.4 out of 5 stars cream cakes to “pizzas” made La Michoacana, a small shop with ice cream and icing. located at 4091 Summer Av- They have an extensive list of enue, is gaining attention from Napoleon Dynamite flavors and mix-ins to create ice cream lovers. Though they Quirky Napoleon Dynamite helps his new friend, Pedro, get the perfect frozen treat. serve other food, La Michoa- elected as class president while dealing with his uncle, who Maggie Moo’s is open Mon- cana’s authentic Mexican ice dreams of his glory days in high school football, and his 32- days through Saturdays from cream outshines the rest. year old brother, who still lives at home and “chats online with 11 A.M. to 11 P.M. and Sun- The flavors range from corn babes all day.” The movie is peculiar, hysterical, and definitely days from noon to 9 P.M. and avocado to mint and va- worth the watch. 4.2 out of 5 stars Sheridan’s Frozen Custard nilla, and they have everything is another shop for those look- from popsicles to sundaes. La ing for a different twist on ice Michoacana is open every day cream. The shop offers a va- Rebel Without a Cause from 1 P.M. to 9 P.M. Jim Stark moves to a new town, befriends an emotionally troubled boy nicknamed Plato, riety of treats, including sun- “La Michoacana changed my catches the eye of his neighbor, Judy, and proves to the cool kids he is not a “chicken.” This daes, lattes, and other specials, life,” said senior Lucy Kaplan. film is filled with great 50’s clichés, including switchblade fights, drag racing, slicked-back but their concrete custard re- “Even the weird-sounding fla- hair, and leather jackets. The movie not only focuses on teenagers and their problems, but mains the top seller. vors are amazing! Plus, it’s su- also on the shortcomings of the parents’ ability to guide them. It’s a classic high school film Customers can pick from the per cheap.” everyone should see at least once. 4.3 out of 5 stars menu or build their own con- The Eagle’s Eye The Eye on Culture St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 9 Options available after graduation Rachel Hofer graduating students don’t even do this is by spending the year These programs also vary by much less expensive to obtain Co-Editor consider. working and saving money. cost: some are completely paid and can still be useful. Four years of maintaining One such option is the gap This is a realistic way to gain for by government funding or In addition to two-year de- grades, balancing extracurric- year. A gap year simply means work experience while raising private scholarships, while grees, many students don’t ulars, and generally working taking a year between gradu- money to cover the costs of others can be quite expensive. consider the usefulness of tak- hard lead up to one daunting ating high school and starting college. Regardless of where a stu- ing summer courses online or decision: college. college. This is an option stu- In addition to working, there dent wants to go, what they at community colleges. These For most people, this de- dents who would like to take a are many exchange programs want to do there, and how can be inexpensive ways to cision is a question of what break from traditional school- that allow students to spend a much they are willing to pay, get ahead on core require- four-year college they should ing before starting college year in a foreign nation before there are hundreds of exchange ments and can put you ahead attend and what their major should consider. going to college. Exchange programs out there, and one is of schedule for graduating. should be. However, the end Taking a gap year doesn’t programs vary by what the stu- bound to fit the bill. Whether students think a gap of high school doesn’t have to necessarily mean quitting dent will be doing in another Going to college also doesn’t year or a two-year degree is mean the beginning of a four- school and living on your par- country; some allow students have to mean getting a four- right for them or not, graduat- year bachelor degree program. ents’ couch for a year; there to spend a thirteenth year in year degree. Many students ing students should give more In fact, there are several post- are many ways to have a pro- high school while others are don’t give much thought to thought to alternative post- high school options that many ductive gap year. One way to spent interning. two-year degrees, but they are high school options. Sci-fi meets eyewear in new invention Andrew Wadovick To “google” something, sim- Reporter ply say “Ok, Glass, google St. Benedict High School.” With- The world of sci-fi TV shows in nanoseconds, a thousand and movies is coming to life, and one Google results for the thanks to the revolutionary school will flash before your technology of Google’s latest eyes. invention: Google Glass. In March of 2012, Google Google Glass was first intro- began what they called the Ex- duced in 2011, when the com- plorer Program, where people pany revealed its hands-free could sign up to begin beta smartphone-like device. It is testing of the Glass with the basically a pair of sunglasses general public. However, the without the lens, with a small price tag on this Explorer Pro- computer chip screen implant- gram was $1,500, making it ed on the right side, where all not easily obtainable. Senior the information is displayed. Rachel Paduck responded to photo provided by wearableworldnews.com When you want to do some- this fee by asking, “Do they Google Glass, created by Google, represents a step forward in the world of technology. But many people question whether or not the invention is an invasion of privacy in this era of social media. thing with the Glass, such as think we’re made of money?” take a picture, you simply say, Almost immediately, social returned the Glass, he man- the same set of social and so- and businesses have banned “Ok, Glass, take a picture.” reactions rocked the world. aged to get the point across. matic cues that we have to Glass on their premises, de- Immediately, the built-in cam- In February, a woman named While the Glass does light up work with. A device that pro- spite how the Glass lights up era will take a picture of what Sarah Slocum was wearing when it is recording as a signal vides data is different from a whenever it is recording. it sees and even “ask” if you Glass when she walked into to others, there is still a grow- camera, which in ordinary use, Like all new technologies, want to share the photo with a bar in San Francisco. The ing sense of privacy violation. records only what our eyes it has its ups and downs. As a your Facebook friends or con- crowd began to ridicule her As an article in The New might see anyway.” whole, Gogle Glass represents tacts, all from the hands-free for wearing Google Glass, and Yorker put it, “We feel dehu- People feel that the Glass is the next phase of technologi- glasses. when Slocum began to record manized when the other per- right out of the movie Termina- cal innovation. It is a large As with a smartphone, vari- the insults thrown at her, a son’s gaze is mediated by a tor, turning the people in front step forward, and many people ous kinds of applications can man tore them from her face data-generating device. We of you into blobs of data and are concerned for the world’s be downloaded on the Glass. and ran away. Though he later want them to respond within numbers. In fact, several bars shrinking sense of privacy. Director Review Whedon woos audiences with clever projects Jack Borg strong, female heroes. Blog begins as not much more dialogue, and amazing story- productions like Angel and Amanda Slade Mr. Whedon is fond of varia- than a simple, humorous film. line left fans begging for more Firefly, where a woman isn’t tion. His works range from It remains that way for most once the show was canceled, necessarily the main character, From his cult classics Buffy comedic supervillian musicals of its duration, but towards which led to the wrap-up mov- he puts extra focus on support- the Vampire Slayer and Dr. and superhero action flicks the end, Mr. Whedon takes ie Serenity. ing female characters, often Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog to to modern day, re-imagined Dr. Horrible beyond its genre, Mr. Whedon twists and turns giving them more depth than the box office record setting Shakespeare romances. suddenly and surprisingly giv- clichés and overused plots un- he gives to male characters movie, The Avengers, director For each film project, Mr. ing the simple web-series a til they come together to create who appear more frequently. Joss Whedon has demonstrat- Whedon uses different tac- more tragic depth. an entirely new, never-before- Joss Whedon is among one ed a style reflecting his views tics; no two works of his are Although Mr. Whedon dab- seen story, showcasing his in- of the few writers and direc- and ingenious creativity, while similar. He is not afraid to bles in all genres, his science ventive talent. tors who can create entire sto- remaining uninhibited by ste- break boundaries and over- fiction movies and TV shows, His tendency to use female ries or add on to existing series reotypical Hollywood film step genres, nor is he afraid to such as Firefly, are out of this heroes—unlike many action while still keeping them fresh, structures. simply do what he wants to do world. Firefly brought the rug- shows and films—is seen in entertaining, and true to their The main elements of his instead of complying with a ged feeling of the Wild West to most of his works, including roots. If you haven’t seen any style are cleverness and origi- particular format. the edges of outer space. The Buffy, Dollhouse, The Aveng- of the films he is involved in, nality, as well as an affinity for Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along complex characters, charming ers, Firefly, and Angel. In you’re missing out. The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale Senior Wills 10 May 2014 Senior Wills Final Will and Testament

I, BRITANY AHLERS, of in- Malachi: the right to put Lee ING, of a meditated mind and each other’s phones “because our bowling days, “you’re so finite mind and hockey body, in his place, the stop sign, con- functioning body, do hereby we got bored”, picking you good” (shove), and your loy- do hereby leave the following: versations in lunch, the first leave the following: up and cramming your friends alty and friendship. Kaya: memphis, all the songs time you met Jake Laura Cardona: skittles, into my car when there was Ragan Michele Young: Our that were stuck in my head, the Ragan: gas pedal, gas pedal harry potter everything, bridge no room so they didn’t have car ride adventures, our hour song ‘Have It All’ by Jeremy Carter: the 10 years I took off builders junior summer con- to walk, Monday sonic and long conversations in your Kay because it’s you, ‘man- your life, the white van on the ference, daily bball talks, 16th bowling tradition with Special drive way, and “Ooh CBHS drew’, hockey fights side of the road rose, 7 years of friendship, and Olympics and Christie, your baseball player *in girly Ana: the laughter of “ew... Poetry club: insanity, may it the other half of our brain be- back seat driving, Gucci, most voice*” don’t do that tortoise”, the haunt your nightmares cause you’re probably gonna importantly our sisterly love! Allie Evans: Our Pitner driv- song ‘Black in Back’, pre-cal Mr Allen: the itchy wig in need it in college Christie: I leave you my sass, ers ed class and our biology ‘study’ sessions, things said in your class room Jonathan Boulanger: to sum riding around in Farah, hang- class the car Mrs Rush: the paper towels I it up, every moment I have ing out after school, Monday Reese: our smart alic com- Cat Saig: all the waffles in the kept forgetting spent with you within the past bowling, me blowing up your ments, our bowling days, and universe Saint Benedict High School: three years, nothing more, phone, football games, champ, my older sister responsibili- Kaitlyn: driving skills, best my little brother Lee (good nothing less. hanging out with Sharitia, rid- ties. song ever aka ‘Sexy Back’, luck) Michaih Bayani: every mem- ing with the subs, breaking Austin Mills: Our staring Ana’s trunk, Luke Bryan, al- ory from kindergarten to now, into your car, Nashville trips, competitions (wink wink) most dying... on multiple oc- I, MICHAIH LEY BAYANI, summer vacations, santacru- taking selfies on your phone Girls Bowling Team: I leave casions, pre-game stretching of complicated mind and ex- zan, bae conner, filipino par- and changing the background, y’all our state title and the on the ice hausted body, do hereby leave ties, las vegas, hairbrush in- Kaitlin: setting off Christie’s many more to come! the following: cident, 18th rose, bball cheer, car alarm, Timmins’ classes, Julie Stoll: your corn rows on I, SETH ALLEN, of Ginger Britany Ahlers: the ice house, sam’s claps, special olympics football games, panicking on the bus rides and your amaz- heritage do hereby leave the indescribable selfies, our dad’s bowling, junior/senior bridge I40 in rush hour, Nashville ing school announcements. following: weirdness, ketchup, and my builders, shrek 2 the video trips, blowing up your phone, Mac: VIP exclusive, open Curtis Scott: Everything I phone game, mario party, the $20 you LUKE BRYAN! house! have ever touched, loved, and Laura (Lala) Cardona: the lost, my brother, and 17 years Nicole: My friendship!! And cherished at St. Benedict smell of your house, leg bi- of a weird sisterhood. I, MORGAN PATRICIA our seniors leadership! Jared Flynn: my soul and cycling, The Vampire Diaries, SHEA BRYANT, of sound Diggy: my lunches. world peace. Awkward, Teen Wolf, Cher I, KAITLYN BRADLEY, of mind and comfortable body, Dearman: Your backpack Lloyd, car brakes, Colombian sound mind and body, do here- do hereby leave the following: noises. I, ANNA ARNOLD, of insane chocolate, Mickey Mouse pan- by leave the following: Jackson Parks Schaaf: FRO- Buddy!: waves in the hall mind and wild body, do hereby cakes, my sister, your laughs, Jessica: all of our long car rides ZEN!!, my bear hat! #fearthe- way. leave the following: Icing on the Lake, Picture Per- to school, having to wake up at blackbear, all of our movie My freshie: Our matching Jessica Collins: nutella ba- fect, exam study sessions, and 5:30 or earlier every morning marathons, “raw raw raw bear hats, my Mohawk hat, bies, wild trips to wallmart, NBBF to make sure we got to school raw”, oodles, my hilarious our concession stand fights, hair dye, being your ever lov- Michelle (Cece) Boongaling: on time, having to go to the sayings, and my heart <3 the basketball games, and the ing daughter, “I am not Nata- Meghan, Michael, Gene, Mat- school with me really early Emily Claire Curran: Tan- Gatlinburg trip. lie!!!”, and constant asking for thew, Elliza, Genesis, Marvin, in the morning when I had to gled, SS, angel wings, baked Dr. Hennessy-McDonald: fashion advice the Filipino parties, mahjong, be there early for tutoring ses- goods, tennis camp, freshman your sophomore biology aka Mary Buchhloz: midnight Avatar, the beach houses, Ic- sions, last minute studying in volleyball, volleyball ballerina the best biology class ever!!!, cookies, ice cream monsters ing on the Lake, your birth- the car on the way to school, practices, girl scout cookie and mine and Emily’s music that need to be destroyed, lamb mark, your blankee, haunted being able to just look at each birthday presents, fly away selection during free time chops, kittens, bribing my way house, marriage, ninja school, other and just bust out laugh- birthday balloons, skype calls, into your house with Popey’s princess training, skippy pea- ing, riding with the windows biology study partners, and I, KATHERINE CAMIL- Amanda Melvin: cuddles, nut butter, the rocks I threw down, listening to music, and page long birthday cards LERI, of crazy mind and cra- awkward conversations in at you in kindergarten, 5th just riding around, locking Mackenzie Wright Schaaf: zazy body, do hereby leave the your car, the best hugs, steal- grade field day shirts, football me out of my car, opening My visits (even though you following: ing your food in college, that games, basketball games, Na- the door, when I turned the hate them), “raw raw raw raw Scotty: long car rides full of time I told you I signed us up ked Broth- child locks raw”, me standing in front of singing and dancing, almost to work at a haunted house, ers Band, on you, all the door to your room, our wrecks, after school rants, my wiccans this summer, the hate my speech of our Star- talks (even though I do most of 1D, Yonce, and LB CDs, my poem I wrote for history day at your de- emember bucks runs, the talking), and you keeping Harry cardboard cut out lo- Rachel Paduck: kidnapping but, Skype R after school me calm while bowling. lol, and the legacy of the curly buddies, constant insults, calls, bridge practices at Mikayla: Alyakim!! My 8 of locks jake’s bear hugs, almost kill- builders, MSSA, sup- many pages note!, our trips Macbaby: my brother’s heart ing us in a go kart in 4th grade, scary mov- The Sodexho porting me to Arkansas, my ghost ad- n soul heehee;) all of my grammar and spell- ies, Frozen, Strike of 2011 even when ventures, our boy talks with Jack: the future of SBAizzle ing mistakes my family, it was re- your mom, your ghosts in Dani: horrifying snapchats, Alex Garry: ‘mortals’, con- Hello Kitty, ally cold out- your house, your obsession out of town adventures, Col- stant writer and artist obsess- Britney Spears, Zoey 101, Val, side, going to sonic because over Travis Barker and Chef lierville probz, español Boy- ing, that one white hair, the Amy, Angelica, Laura, Katie, we found spare change, my Ramsey, and the WOP!! (Hot- friend, your nun pics, whose story we never wrote, singing Kyle, Haze from the play- hot pink cast, our crippli- ter than a baby in a micro- fingers are those?, all the ‘let it go’ while we were half ground, the bracelets, Five ness, all of walgreens runs, wave!!) squirrels in the world, Mac- asleep on the hood of your car Guys, your melted cellphone, when I fell and all you did was Natalie Sowell: Eilatan!! beth video, Marie Antoinette, cloud watching and forever and always our laugh while I bled, our self- Our theater days! Our trips to fun concerts, one of my polo My messed up family: being friendship of 17 years <3 ies, snapchats, and insta mo- newks after school. hats, a cardboard cut out of me the daughter of Hera and Ha- ments, crazy text messages, Kaitlin McFarland: Your to keep you company, and be- des, “mommy!!!!!!” I, MICHELLE BOONGAL- emoji fights, and blowing up parties from middle school, ing super weird togethz The Eagle’s Eye Senior Wills St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 11 Jomie: Marky Mark & the pired turkey Funky Bunch, bargain huntin bacon and the emember l l l l l l l and thrift shoppin, hilarious xylophone R facebook captions, Macbeth I can only video, sweet 16 fun #turnup, play standing Homecoming decorating “she walks in beautyyy”, up (because VOLDEMORT productions, when you and the did your brotha die? play it sitting voice down it’s just Kirt: superman, rat dissec- awkward and tions, top hat, cane, and gloves, I don’t know a key to my house, Macy even what I’m do- though I’m her favorite;), and ing). all our high school dances:,( Maria and KT & M@ddie: Liam and Arielle - Be- Niall, Marky Mark & the yoncé and Funky Bunch, good cuddles, Blue Ivy Sta- Julius Caesar, surprise bday tus over SBA party, football games, and ter- Tia - I give rible neon freshie pics my eye self- Theresa: four words: Anti- ies, alphabet gone and Julius Caesar harmonies, ConnorJ & Steph: mornings allergies, in the car, “Shake that”, tas- FaceTime sels, and the event that shall calls, Twix not be named... bars, empty Grace: One Direction, paint- text bub- balls, and sweepstakes heehee bles, and my kisses Thomas: being a Zayn look-a- Nanay. #kawaii Mareng, take the beatbox Nick: a gem tronomy jokes about Uranus like lol, oreo shakes, and holi- icial title as my favorite fresh- birthday grams, Chipotle, and Kristina Dawn Yancy: my day adventures in the creek man and all the ballet lifts. Gheatre Tang. I, ERIC CASTRO, of true middle name JonJon & Patricia: the inci- J-Flynn - I’m giving you my CQuisty - I take back the heart and genuine mind give Algebra 3: all of the tears The dent in junior year english...... soul. You should be receiving NyQuil and 5 Hour Energy I to the following: Green Mile didn’t take Zoë: the count down:), my it within a fortnight. Please made you take. Alexandra Wakefield: I be- Mrs. Kaplan: all my love senior night story, and SBDT don’t sell it. If you do I at least To the rest of SBA, I already stow my gratitude and care, struggles want 25% of the money you gave Jared my soul so I guess for always being there, letting I, EMILY CLAIRE CUR- AJ: candy corn, the Brash make. you guys can take whatever the world shine and grant a RAN, of sound mind and talks, sophomore year, WOP, Mr. Epley - You can have all else I have. new day, bringing a smile in rockin’ body do hereby leave One Tree Hill and my Nathan the pizzahs and lattes. your own way. the following: Scott<3 Brashier - My first FIRST I, LAURA CARDONA, of Chris Edolf: I grant you my Morgan Bryant: “love you AJ & Mike: name Giul- sassy mind and dazzling body, passion, to play music in a mostest”, SS, biology study the cradle lian and own- do hereby leave the following: timely fashion, to enjoy the sessions, “angel wings”, Tan- ership over Michelle: my left brain and melodies, and cherish the gled, Skype calls, the third I, CAYE SBA. emember poor hippocampus, youtubers, times, reaching a sense of clar- eye, freshman year lunches, CAPARAS, Jazz and R HP, winning field day, what ity. cupcakes and brownies, baked of chronic Soul band Ms. Brown said, .08, cobalt, “Lynn”: To Honor And Now goods in general, “I have no hiccups and - I leave my Mr. Valadie love triangle obsessions, BN Thank, Your Own Understand- knees!!!!”, breakfast of cham- addiction to insignificant dates, skittles, 6th grade recess ing, For Owning Reverence, pions, that time you fell chas- apples, here- legacy in Kaya: that corner of your Every Verse, Every Rhyme, ing my dog, gummy bears and by leave the your hands. room, trampoline selfies, our Yours. The Hidden Inscription good music taste. following: Mo(nikki) “I Swear” handshake, carpool- Near, Guess. Loser Or Victor, Allie Evans: the way I say Theatre Babes - I leave with a Shah - I give to you Hans, ing, TV show talks, NBBF fo Eric Can Assert Some Ponder- ‘Lauren’, biology dissec- you my fog machine (but not Laura Osnes, the role of Matil- lyfe ing Ehh Right? (See the hid- tions, my iPod (just kidding), really, only in spirit). da Wormwood on Broadway, Devin: sassyland, relatable den message? ) my new truck, nightly Face- 1st Period Digital Film - I rants, social justice, precious screenshots, yoga, slow danc- JR Jamora: I give you my Time calls, amazing presents, give you tea and my extensive memories of sophomore year es with Tyler, cramped legs peace, and at the very least, food runs in the summer, my knowledge of Classic Holly- lunch, the Triumphant Trio ba- after crafts, the ability to cor- keeping things chill, managing constant rambling, the trash wood and movie musicals. nana, and every right to ironi- rectly paint nails band class, keeping it real, it’s I leave in your car, morning Drew, I give you the Disney cally say the words “yolo,” Bre: Tom, overseas adven- been a blast. conversations, my basketball marathon we never got to do. “omg,” and “OBV.” tures, that one groupchat skills, “angel wings”, subt- Adam Johnson - You may Rachel Hofer - I give unto where only one thing is talked I, CAITY COLTER, of con- weets, peach sweet tea, sur- have my talent that is, in your thee the French Revolution, about, “My Dad works in an fused mind, do hereby leave prises, our beautiful pictures, eyes, nonexistent. the Triumphant Trio banana office”, romantic trips to the the following: and any jackets I’ve stolen Caroline King - I give to you and Octagon, delicious scents microwave Logan Totty: trains and future from you. the crew neck sweater I don’t of coffee, misleading black Jessie: playdoh food, popular adventures Mac Schaaf: my lacrosse tal- have, And French bulldog and and white filtered videos, and ringtone, my 5th grade jumper, Mikayla Lawrence: that ent, Genghis Grill, Menchies, moose facts. intense food cravings. Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne, child’s snowman and those tons of adventures, my mu- Schween - You may have all Kayla Willy - You can have homemade ice cream, BFF paintball guns sic taste, rants, and the friend the Starbucks and hugs your all the corn nuggets. “WANT rings, the DQ crew Samantha Pilcher: all of my zone. heart desires. ONE?!” But in return I want Jackie: ripped high waisted tears and The Green Mile Kelsey Kiernozek: the best 3 Amanda - You too may have my Sprite. I just want my shorts, ATL, british security Jared Flynn: All of those As- classes in a row, our multiple Starbucks and my Filipino ac- Sprite. guard emoji, #fangirlprobz, cent. Sydney - With honor I give to sprinkler dance moves, expel- Harley Chapman - I give you you the Cydney Theatre and liarmus!, words with friends, the gift of the rest of your high all the time and hard work you snapchat videos Senior Wills school life without me flicking ever spent working the musi- Grace and Nicole: pull-ups, continued on your sun burns. cals back. leg bruises, sexy shoulders, ear Lauroncé - Half of my ex- Kate Walsh, with great plea- piercings, adam’s apple, fedo- page 14 pired turkey bacon. sure, I give you a bunch of mix ras, tuxedo shirt, my thumb Kirky - The other half of ex- CDs. Shannon: my sass and hand Senior Eagles take flight for New Nests University of Memphis Meredith Wylie Kendyl Jennings Joseph Pearlman Eloiza Tecson Robert Langley Katelyn Turner Olivia Heath John Vassallo Marella Baccay Taryn Williams Taylor Etter Gabbie Johnson A. J. 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Other Colleges University of Miami Northeast Mississippi College Sewanee University of the Millsaps College Stephanie McCarthy Emily Shelton South Lucy Kaplan Mary Hannah Giddens Lexi Wade Florida Keys College Southwest Tennessee Brittany Phillips Mac Schaaf University of Illinois University of Oklahoma Kaitlyn Bradley Andrew Lee Rachael Cummings Auburn University Morgan Bryant Austen Graves Centre College University of Arkansas Middle Tennessee State Daniel Sweat Matthew Sena Loyola Cassidy Jackson Danielle Verhaak Hugh Lynch Paige Taylor University of Eastern Illinois Olivia Turner Grace Summers Grace Davis Delta State University Santa Monica Community Caroline Vaught Alexandra Hamm College University of Illinois at Alanna Oliphant Sarah Brannon Chicago University of Arkansas at Michelle Farler University of Nebraska Little Rock Murray State Michelle Boongaling Laura Meagher Emily Summers Rosa Martinez Dacia Williams Saint Louis University University of Notre Dame Oklahoma State Pauline Cabe Kristin Fabian Colin Kegel Mid South College Daniel Smith University of Missouri Northeastern University Henry Evetts Nikki Shah The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale Senior Wills 14 May 2014 divorces, and “most likely to Team: The day we had to eat teries we have ever solved on stress, Acting I, Disney and luck to you and the rest of the brighten my day”. baby food, chocolate, and rad- grade school football fields, Harry Potter girls next year Savannah Boettcher: lovely ishes one sleepless night filled with Sarah Kutas: the weirdest Veronica Fillion: not my clos- conversations, my infiltration 2011 JV Volleyball Team: bored games and sleep talk- Pre-Cal class ever, my defec- et, or my bedroom, or my car, of the newspaper room, and The day we found out we were ing, the first episode of H2O, tive seat but you can have mom and my tan in a tournament at Bolton the all the aliens in Area 51, many Coach Valle’s 8th Period: dad, all my babysitting jobs, day of and had to find jerseys summers full of swimming, lots of laughs, Jacob’s im- all our long drives, my advice, I, GRACE DAVIS, of hope- and rides. constant complaining about personations, Kyle’s random the family name at bowling, ful mind and sound body, do Catherine Wylie: Falling into science, one episode of Nerd singing, a reminder to always my uniforms and text books, hereby leave the following: a ditch while getting out of the Talk, a million “Funny Mo- “Play the Game” and all my love and best wish- Hugh Lynch: awkward fresh- car at Madeline’s house for her ments”, a promise for a sister- es for the next three years men encounters, prom one birthday, flipping the wheel hood that will last forever I, MONICA FILLION, of Spencer Smith: your green and two, levitt shell, music chair at the Special Olympics Michelle Murphy: eleven brilliant mind and staggering messages that we had to take fest, all my nicknames, friday Meredith and Catherine years of dancing, a bug on a body, do hereby leave the fol- out of our group text, your night pizza nights, wanderlust, Wylie: Picking me up every table, constant stress, lots of lowing: SAA prom date fourth of july at Pickwick, morning sophomore year by cake The bowling Austin MGMT concerts, the best the gym Alex Garry: memories of the team: funky Mills: 2 AM summer and spring break ever, craziest science class I have town, finally all your support, and the best I, AUSTIN ESTES, of lacka- ever been in, a surprise 16th getting rings, emember I, ALEX years of my life with my best daisical mind and lanky body, Birthday Party, dozens of po- screaming R GARRY, friend and more to come. leave the following: ems and stories, Rock Band “30” at state, of creative Lexie Schwab: parties with Sarah McMahon: My rac- on the Wii, “Let It Go” from elevator par- mind and Clifford, Marge and June, the ing strips, my laziness, all the Frozen ties, “state “Hugh” won the clumsy body, hope you don’t develop skin times I had to watch grey’s Lunch Table Group: every chunkers,” do hereby cancer, and Chip. anatomy, the Cheshire Cat, all college conversation that took the year we leave the fol- Emily Gillenwater, Lizzie the great times I’ve had with a completely wrong turn, Jack were stuck lowing: Ryan, and Jacob Lawrence: you, and my loveee and Daniel’s etymology study on the bus for 2 extra hours,raffle Amanda Melvin: WFF and tiger power Ethan McCrory: The TROP- sessions, our high volume that Mac finally singing to me, and “Onii~Chan,” my new iPhone, ICS, all my Eminem songs, drove everyone around us I almost made all of you cry stupid faces, too many nick- I, HALLIE DUNHAM, of Netflix, and all those times me away, all the seats we had to after state names to count & “are you unique mind and trusting body, you and layne would all hang- add to have enough room Madeleine Stanfield: rock guys still dating?” do hereby leave the following: out. Mrs. Rush and Mr. Koziel: slides, Lamar Mississippi, Rachel Paduck: “Twinnie,” Ms. Burke and Ms. Sanders: Grant King: Also leave you what’s left of my sanity, a snow days, the cemetery and my iPad (with bookworm), The next six years with Lily, apart of the Tropics, all those broken down mousetrap car, church parking lot, selfies, goose noises, plots of world Andy, and Jake trips to guitar center, and all my bio plant that never grew, bonding, long drives, boring domination & my half of the Mrs. Rush: Your favorite my senioritis. the one 96 I got on a chemistry nights, my passenger seat, moon. Honors Biology class, throw- test, all the A’s I’ll get in col- Taco Bell breakfast, Concord Tara Van Cleave: “Spite Bud- ing parties all the time, Mary I, TERESA FERRANTE, lege because of you Cove, Jerry’s, I am not amused, dy,” Sick Puppies CDs, plot Jane Hedden of Disney mind and Princess Jake McClure: countless our rants, my tire pressure, the summaries for all my books, Danielle VerHaak: Car pool- body, do hereby leave the fol- chemistry questions and study Walgreen’s bathroom, an eye conversations about how awe- ing freshman and sophomore lowing: sessions, a batch of element lash curler, and for the record some your horse is & shared year with Amanda, the ugly Joseph Ferrante: my Yamaha cookies, lots of theatre memo- you are always right unpopular opinions. red scarf in her car, riding with piano, a Mocha Cookie Crum- ries Nicole Harty: my little sister, Andrew Wadovick: “Clone/ Layne and Abby. ble Frappuccino, all the point- Matt Peeney: junior prom, Coach Wells’ beard, the tears the Original,” multiple ideas Jazmin Bernal: Throwing less arguments we have ever summer band memories, a after our last bus ride, our BOP for novels we have yet to write, your surprise birthday party had, complete responsibility drive down Tickle adventure, one of the best mo- “BOMB-OM ON MY SIDE,” freshman year with Caroline of Nicholas Michael Ferrante Meghan, Malory, Bailey, Tia, ments on my life, my AMAZ- the boomerang controversy & 2010 Freshman Volleyball Gabbie Green: all the mys- Dalton: Chemistry laughs and ING SAA line up, and a lot of castle clearout. Anna Arnold: “Flair” & spending a whole class pe- riod drawing thumbs only to rom ourt l l l l l l realize that our thumbs are P C 2014 different in every way shape and form and therefore can- not be used as references. Emily Curran: “You mean to tell me you had two bags of Skittles, a box of Sour Patch Kids, a handful of peanut M&M’s, a package of Mike n Ike’s, and two bags of Reese’s minis just sitting in your backpack!?” “Did you buy the WHOLE snack machine!?” & “You’re not gonna eat all that candy by yourself, right? Pass me some of that!” Jessi and Emily: Mr. Phil- ips’ freshman theo class. Gabbie, Teresa, Josh, Em- ily and Amanda S: Physi- cal Science Honors, Myth- busters “you’re stupid” & “shark in the water!” My 6th period lunch table(s): “Is Alex in the li- brary AGAIN?” photo by Sharon Masterson My table in painting class: Kyle Van Hoeck, Bri Williams (left), A.J. Sturdivant, and Katherine Zaleski (right) were named Prom Princes and Princesses, and Hugh “You’re all so talented!...I Lynch and Lucy Kaplan (center) were named Prom King and Queen for 2014. hate you guys,” Inhumane The Eagle’s Eye Senior Wills St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 15 noises, making disgruntled ney, 1971 locker, dangerous cooking dinner while the floor faces at our paintings, face- hallways, It’s a Small World, is lava, ugly sleeping pictures, palms & mental instability. Sprite Parties, one-sentence- late night talks, the remnants aTeacher Sayingsb To anyone who’s ever been switchup stories, Ding Dongs, of my sanity lucky enough to be in my Goldfish Nikki Shah: The best step presence for an extended pe- Michelle Murphy: impossi- family ever, Harvey, flour Many teachers at SBA have their very own riod of time: random quotes ble essay topics, always being fights, eighth period chats catch phrases. See if you can match the phrase from Spoungebob & The Em- stylish, NOLA Sydney: Starbucks runs, a life- to the teacher! peror’s New Groove. Nikki Shah: Scary Mary’s time supply of mac n’ cheese, To the after-school group: fit- cats pyromania, sledgehammering ting 12 people into one car & Kayla Williamson and Ra- during gov, Syd and Hofer A) “So there I was...” Dinodragons. chel Smith: Spongebob Betty take Europe 2014-2015 B) “Be safe! Make good choices!” Jessi Hawes: glitter/glam/ Kayla: washing trees, the I, JACQUELINE GLOVER, sassy style, looooonng phone hobo caboose, walking a mile C) “Play the game.” of sound mind and body, do conversations, finding my soul for bacon, “Here’s your pan. hereby leave the following: mate Freshmen Year at Lunch Here’s your frog.” D) “Wassup!” Ashley: French 5 Juniors: all the people I can’t Smithie: our prom dress, lazy, E) “Greetings and salutations, my very Madame West: The French fully love under 300 words – Harry Potter premieres, our good friends.” Club don’t stop smilin’ seats in the library SBA: You just lost the game. Seniors: senior privileges be- The Blonde Joke: D.C., alarm F) “Your argument is central.” fore May! clocks, pregnancy cakes, uni- I, GABBIE GREEN, of hy- Everyone: nose-boops! corn cakes, ugly suns, Snoop G) “Hey!” peractive mind and sluggish Dogg, Katy Perry, the Justin H) “True.” body, do hereby leave the fol- I, RACHEL NICOLE Bieber milk carton incident, lowing: HOFER, of delightful mind Lilly and the Crystal, Oswald, I) “This one is going to separate the men Abbie Cambre: a boot, shel- and fiery body, do hereby seran wrap, my great taste in from the boys.” ter on rainy days, adventures, leave the following: t-shirts steel abs Easton Williams: Cards Mr. Koziel: three years of G) “Scholars” Daryn Gohil: jokes, head- Against Humanity, a framed complaining, “become poet,” bands, walking buddies after picture of Steph, handcuffs, post AP Chem exam tears, an-

physics homework that IS due Williams Jim (G)Mr. Rush Mrs. (I) ley - 2nd period, THE MALL swering questions with com- Brad Mr. (H) Cassady Mrs. (G) Zeanah Mrs. (F) Allen Mr. (E) Mary Ornosky: PDA hugs, tomorrow, the perfect pineap- plete lack of conviction? Braisher Mr. (D) Valle Coach (C) Burk Ms. (B) Wells Coach (A) solutions to boy probs, puppy ple lamp, a very boring phys- days ics class starting May 7 I, KIRT JENKINS, of mini- Hattie Ruleman: K-pop Cassandra Carrasco: Our mally small like kinda small I, DEVIN JEWELL, of sassy Rodney Carney poster, Mem- bands, trying to figure out why mannequins,”Wait. What but small enough mind and mind and midget body, do phis basketball games, My guys like Dragon Age, your scene is next?” every success- huge just out of this world hereby leave the following: good grades (lol) adorable style ful scene change body do hereby leave the fol- Hailey Warriner: Paris, Waf- Shayla Gaffney and Domi- Sam Ruleman: *insert crazy Gabby Velasquez: Gym lowing: fle House, Opening DQ, Kamp nica Angotti: Our mothers, stare offs at lunch* dance fights, general sassiness, Matthew: a pen Kiwani, All the adventures and Spring break, Harassing the Brandon Golladay: sass, Lots one last teary-eyed look Nesto: money, girls, Alan messes made in your mom’s boy at Blue Mountain Beach and lots of sass Schween: *points at you* from the hangover, superpow- car, 1st Period Brashier, Ir- Creamery, “Where’s the Catherine May: rain clouds, “HEEEYYYYYY!” ers, cars responsibly spending money, Knife?” Spice Girls & Bastie zombies with creepy smiles, Johnson: All of my safety Noah: my mom and errything All my craft paints, 16 & and Boys tshirt buddies, bus buddy, hun- pins, fat suit hugs else counting years of friendship Julie Stoll: Dave Ramsey, ger games runs… Bailey: Netflix cuddling, an Jeremy: my standing cradle Breanna Pollet: Stalking your “Don’t put all your eggs in Jessica Morrison: confession arrow in your fence, nerf fights and a small fraction of super future BF at Putt-Putt, Kix on one basket”, Get Money credit time with ice cream, frozen Savvy: all of my wisdom, hair powers Beale, Louis getting trapped card, Our Forensic Science sing-a-longs, 15 minutes of hugs The wrestling team: your by his seatbelt, Morning talks crime scene gazelle time Steph: Starbucks calculus mom in the car, Falling asleep in Coach Valle: The Chick Fil Meghan Morrison: anti- cramming, wrecking balls, Trace: my skills on the mat the sun and getting burnt, Free A that never came, American injury potion, those months I face mask and simba selfies, kids in the hall: awkward t-shirts, All the boys you’ve Horror Story, 1st period The- didn’t know you were a twin enough pineapples to take stares ever dated (smh), Koziel’s and ology, Half of my sassiness Emily Reber: cheerleaders, down Dole, questions dur- The library: cheese..and Kirk’s classes Mr. Brashier: Naps in 1st pe- Almost Lover, Rangers ing stats tests, assassinating LARPing Laura Cardona: Sassiness, riod, Broken plants, Morning Harley Chapman: Misha Reagan, squeezy apple sauce, Sophomore year lunch: lunch Coach Valle’s class, My hip- talks with Coach Valle, The Collins, Supernatural Sally room survivor(I’m breaking ster life, Your first Memphis best Theology class ever, The Meghan Brino and Michael Caye: Apples, my morning rule numbers 1-3) IDOEN curr game, Coach Kirk’s class, other half of my sassiness Mendez: the conversation out- coffee, mustache days of the Aj: a bag of good looks..QB Starting our friendship at DQ, side of Wal*Mart week (especially Frenchmen Tesa: flowers, butterflies, sun- My pink peplum shirt, At- I, GABBIE JOHNSON, of Mallory Barbier: gang sym- Friday), the Triumphant Trio shine, and everything happy tempting jumping pictures at sound mind and body, do here- bols forever, everything Harry banana, 15 likes, Gryffindor Peter: me..as a roommate for the beach, A 5 on the AP exam, by leave the following: Potter, obviously Gold the next four years...gon be a “Story of My Life” Simon Montgomery: My Bianca and Alyssa: ador- Luckie: Risk parties, delicious good time! Lexee Schell: Spray hand san- amazing SBA experience able smiles, never figuring music recommendations, de- Manson: 126. 132. Out! itizer, “Do You Wanna Build Briona Wrushen: A thousand out where my name is coming lightful indie movies, driving random people: random stuff A Snowman”, Pillow Cases heys for the times I wont see from in the hall your butt everywhere, ALL the people: stuff (just in case), Brad and Colin, you next year :( Freshman Year 6th Peri- food, getting lost every time I Kirt: my good looks, my Invisilign in the Whataburger Jared Thomas: Every single od Physical Science Class: go to your house sense of humor, my strength, trash, Ignorance-free talks, chocolate chip cookie you’ve mousetrap cars, projectile Newspaper: words that can’t my friends (if I had any) Robin, Emoji faces offered me markers, science videos that be published, newsprint black- Katherine C: some things Colin Jewell: All of Mom and Bryanna Hall: All my sassy never were graded, jolly ened hands, the group text, my Patrick: our random drives Dad’s attention, Nugget, My comments that are said with ranchers graphic design skills, the best Layne: Braxton Mayson, Jenny, Michelle, of luck in rebuilding staff next Braxton: chipotle, fruit fights, Anna: those conversations year the frog, Layne.. that lasted hours after practice The Fab Five: Homecoming, Lauren: my car Senior Wills James Duffley: rides to the disposable camera pictures, Coach wells: PG haha yea you continued on court house, schemes to set the kid and the cat, Kroger, know you up with a prom date, lunch our signature pose, lakehouse Anyone I forgot: anything I page 16 conversations memories, the ice cream ball, forgot to leave Teresa Ferrante: Sharks, Dis- our sleeping arrangement, The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale Senior Wills 16 May 2014 love Nick M: breakups with your Dr. Hennessey-McDonald: obsession with you freshman And Benedicteens! Britney Bost: All my Pre-Cal girlfriend, my undeniable love I’m just using this space to year. Weekly Skype chats. Our Tyler: Our fun new friendship notes and also a few sassy Michael McGuire: you owe say I’m adding you on Face- love for museums and John and all those cookies I helped comments me $80… book the moment I leave Hope Mulaney. Cramped picnics in you sell. Spencer Smith: taco bell, church. Prepare for an unfun- the back of your mom’s van. Piper: You know what I’m I, CONNOR JONES, of hashtag, emotional abuse ny joke straight to your news Road trips to Walmart with a leaving you *wink wink* sassy mind and hungry body, A.J., Jacob, Michael, Kirt: feed roughly 75 times a day. box of Domino’s pizza. Dom- Tabor: Rides home with your do hereby leave the following: the Eagle Gang, many suc- Mrs. Kaplan: I’m going to ino’s pizza. Daily threats to grandmother and semi- bond- Caroline Raulston: our af- cessful hits, the incident… miss being able to bug you fight you. After school dance ing moments ternoon car rides, my beauti- Katherine Migliaccio & Kai- at my convenience and crash parties. Hanging out with your Kristin: Sitting in the invis- ful car concerts, “Connie goes tlin Haynes: the Dream Team teacher’s lunches. I can only mom more than she probably ible pew and noodle hockey. driving”, the animal cracker forever hope you make it okay with- wanted us to. Baking inap- Nuff said. incident, almost getting in Boys Soccer: penguin blan- out me. propriately shaped cookies Pauline Cabe: Beautiful wrecks, no cops no stops, kets, questionable stats, lots Sam Kaplan: I leave you my the first time you came to my memories of our chemistry #blessed of water …because you’re all legacy. Go out and make sure house. Late night scrabble class, great conversations Hayden Jones: that time I left thirsty, many victories under everyone knows you’re differ- games. Our love for Nice Dan- about our lives, and the eternal you at school, “Connie goes the leadership of the bald one ent from me. All the awesome iel. struggle that is physics. driving”, “is this the brake?”, Jack Visca: the penguin blan- stuff you have going for you Gabby Velasquez: Wonderful Rachel Smith: that one class. “I’m never going the legal way ket, the role of team mom is because you rock. Don’t let conversations about the beauty My Shakespeare class: The again”, tip toe through the tu- Jonah: all the ladies of SBA anyone tell you otherwise. of Jane Austen hilarious lips, “yes I found a snack”, its and books in insanity Jiffy right I, LUCY KAPLAN, of dete- I, LUCKIE KROG, of ques- general. Two that is our Stephanie: twin sightings, riorating mind and shapeshift- tionable mind and extraordi- semesters of teacher fitness yoga, spirit fingers, ing dragon body, do hereby nary body, do hereby leave the Shakespeare. emember SBA: smoothie king, being awk- leave the following: following: Kirkland: R Four years wardly early everywhere, Lauren James: Justice CDs, Malachi: Any sass I left lying Any pre- worth of morning car talks, autocorrect ice cream dates, and pep talks around the theater department cal wisdom The SBA life chang- awkwardness, door holding forever. Nice Daniel: All of my love I might have ing, and at Patrick Graham: curb kill- Jake McClure: being hor- forever and my raucous laugh- had. Dr. Brad- Experience Video times, mor- ers, deep love of all cats ev- rendous at LA Noire, midday ter following every single one ley. tifying mo- erywhere, “k bye”, firework drives through Orange Mound, of your jokes. Gabbie John- ments. Memories of football mishaps, birthday cards, all and pushing up my glasses. Eric Castro: My affection. son: Four years worth of mem- games, pep rallies, and tal- my laundry Daniel Morris: the partition, Pleasant after school conver- ories, friendship, and theology ent shows that filled me with Andrew Raffanti: “I pray for Kañye West, and the memory sations about life. study sessions. And a certain joy. Years of an education I you”, chokeholds and all other of that one time you let me win Hannah Jones: Fun times at poem written in Mrs. Sanders wouldn’t trade for anything. wrestling moves learned this at Mario Kart. DYC, being a TIM, and the freshman English class. Friendships formed, strength- year, geometry riddles, our car Kirkland Schuler: an unflat- role of SBA theatre’s golden Mark Hartmann: The dozens ened, and lost with people I rides and songs that make ya tering selfie whenever you egg. of after school conversations will always remember. Years feel need it, $$$ SELF-CARE Zoe Thompson: All my love, that I actually kind of enjoyed. of club memberships and stay- SEARCH family: WFF, tis- GAME TOO STRONG $$$ future Marches for life, and Amanda Slade: Nikita! ing here until ten o’clock for sues, amazing CDs, and all my Gabby Velasquez: quietly great prom nights to come. John Prascak: Memories of various events. And, of course, love acknowledging each other’s And Jake. our dysfunctional Shakespeare all of my love. Katherine Camilleri: the super-elaborate fanfiction. Rachel Hofer: Our musical alliance. Indian woman, soul sisters, That’s all that needs to be said. kinship and Pandora station Chris Champion: Weird con- I, JACOB LAWRENCE, of morning car time, Starbucks Grayson Golightly: sneaking suggestions. All the wonder- versations about “ladies” and slaw mind and rocking body, awkwardness, 16th birthday me into musicals, texting ev- ful road trip music sessions. warm hugs. do here by leave the following: parties, “it was my flip flop” ery Monday night, and calling The glory of our Risk parties. Eva: Our after-school chats Cole Richards: I leave you Morgan Patrick: me for the the results of every Drag Race. Random moments of heart-to- and the trip to and from DC every squat rack in the school next four years Mrs. Giles: I’m coming back heart that can only be shared Mean Daniel: Swag and a bottle of baby powder. Austen & Harley: baby cows, and I am having that pep talk by two non-friends. The Dix- JR: Last minute physics tu- Brett Czech: I leave you with eat more chicken, mama cow’s rally. Do not think that idea is on. toring sessions and late night ‘YOU SCHEMIN BRUH?!?”. love dead. Kayla Williamson: squeeeee- facebook conversations Hayes Denney: I leave you Dominica, Grace, Emily & Mr. Bilbrey: I will be back, geeeee. Mrs. Kaplan: Our enduring every Elton John song ever re- Amanda: all the minions, in- and I will be hijacking a pep Nikki Shah: my admiration love for Call the Midwife corded. tense love of pugs, not enough rally. Watch out. Ben: Sitting together at re- Mrs. Seboldt: My first ever Dalton Lowrie: I leave you bathroom breaks, SEARCH Mr. Allen: I’m just using this hearsals and Realm of the copy of If You Give a Woman every Bad NFL Lip Reading CDs on replay space to let you know that I’m Mad God. Spread the cult, my a Book quote. Danielle V: pony mama, birth- calling you Pearson for the friend. Mrs. Rotty: Our amazing cha- Tyler Culpepper: I leave you day songs rest of my life. Lucy Kaplan: My creepy pel and all the time spent in it. my baseball locker, bunnies, and bus check-fests. T.J: I leave you “Hello, Hel- emember l l l l l l l l lo”. R Dale: I leave you a retweet and a fav. Parking lot pep-rallies Trey Urban: I leave you “Waves for Days” and your name Chintreyvion. Ryne Dennis: I leave you “Lebron James” and “Samuel L. Jackson”. Joey Magnifico: I leave you the sleeve gang. Lizzie Ryan: I leave you ev- ery “Real” good moment we had at SEARCH. Coach Valle: I leave you me and Kyle’s duets and fire dance moves. Coach Jordan: I wish you the best of luck in your pursuit of being bigger than me, it wont The Eagle’s Eye Senior Wills St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 17 happen. Ever. Coach Heinz: I leave you Remembering the Class of 2014 l l l l l every David Eckstein quote, also, I’d like to leave you a full Coach Valle in your future careers. Wheth- board I am also reminded of From my first day until this sized Teddy Roosevelt Statue. Guest Writer er you were in my class, at the how quiet things will be when moment, you guys have im- basketball games, played in y’all leave. I won’t have any pressed and entertained me. I I, MIKAYLA LAWRENCE, I feel so lucky to have been the Talon League, won in the random birthday shout outs, will never forget your humor, of punk rock mind and danc- able to work with this senior Powderpuff game, or simply or “It’s a girl” signs given to brilliance, open-mindedness, ing body, do hereby leave the class! You guys made such introduced yourself to me, I me on a daily basis and my and the overall respect you following: an impact on me and this am grateful to have worked blood pressure will probably guys have for each other. Kristen Yancy: Ghost stories school during your time here with you and am a better per- get back down to normal, but I cannot wait to see what and memories, ghost friends, and it will be very hard for son because of it. this is all so bittersweet! paths you all take and I am all of the concert tickets I’ve me to forget you all. I can’t As I look at the “Senior I will never forget Hunter confident that you will all do ordered in advance, half of believe that your senior year Board” from time to time, I Story’s over-affectionate per- great, whatever you choose. my band merch, Chef Ram- is already coming to an end am so excited to see all the sonality; Grey Peevey’s “lead- So remember, chase happi- say, my comfy sweaters and and it is going to be hard to different places you will go. ership” at basketball games; ness, not wealth, and respect sweatshirts, my mugs, Destin say goodbye to all of you. That board is a statement to Brooke Deason’s laugh ruin- others as well as yourselves. vacation spot and the noisy Because of you all, my job the dedication that this class ing every story she tried to Meet new people but never guys next door, my starbuck’s was gratifying everyday and possesses and I know I don’t tell me; Elle Millburn’s antics, forget the important ones and recipes, my ability to get to I looked forward to coming only speak for myself when I EVERY SINGLE DAY; and always remember to “play the barricade, Kaitlin, our late to work. I truly hope all of say how proud I am to have Katherine Camilleri and Jacob the game”, because it’s pretty night talks, the thunderstorms, you can find that happiness taught you. When I look at that Lawrence’s northern accents. awesome most of the time! all of the dumb accents, nick- names, and insults, my video games & my xbox, joint custo- I, ABBEY MCCRORY, of and the big Buddha night hangouts & sleepovers My ENTIRE friend group: dy (with Kaitlin) of my tumblr, clever mind and dancer body, Julie Stoll: those cornrows Madison Bond: “that time I Fun times, sitting in my car, Gerard Way, Bert McCracken, do herby leave the following: and my cousin: Allie Denegri almost hit you with a heating my films, great memories, the cooking recipes, warped tour Ethan McCrory: The Squeak- Mackenzie Nelson: crazy iron on accident,” volleyball song “Young Blood” by The tickets, my longboard & the er pie, Morning car rides DJ- things that happened in psych tournament car rides, Gilmore Naked And Famous memories that went with it ed by you, Moms breakfast, and so many interesting bowl- Girls Kaitlin Rogers: The birthday cookies, and finally being the ing practices Lauren Hunter: “your imagi- I, CHRISTIE MOORE, of presents I never gave you, my best McCrory at SBA. Julianne Cordera and Ve- nary boyfriend,” car vent ses- beautiful mind and uncoordi- camera, the other half of my Sarah McMahon: I leave you ronica Fillion: our freshmen/ sions with Emily nated body do hereby leave the band merch, my CDs, those the nickname rah, an empty senior bonding moments at Meredith Smith: my volley- following: hippy pants, all of the pup- lunch table, Greys Anatomy state ball managing skills, baking Howard Moore: infinite pies, Kristen, DIY crafts, my on spring break, and cell Kaitlyn Seaman: that France abilities (you’ll need it for vol- memories of movie marathons, candles, joint custody (with phone miracles. and Italy trip *nudge nudge* leyball season haha) rolling houses with the cous- Kristen) of my tumblr, the The 2013 SBDT: I leave McKenna Smith & Ashley ins, bumping to gospel music lunch table memories, Off- you my love, Jenny from the I, MICHAEL MCGUIRE, Prascak: freshman volleyball with the subs in the dually, and Campus lunch memories, our block, Awesome after prac- of somewhat sound mind and team kidnapping, dress-up, jeep shopping like crazy for a selfies, my witty comebacks tice prayers, all the tables the body, do hereby leave the fol- and Jerry’s week. NASCAR. Raise Hell, and jokes, warped tour tickets, Madeline, Stephanie and I did, lowing: praise Dale, broski. all of the pizza, the cooking Shandon practices, and CORN Luke, Peter and Zayrion: I I, AMANDA MELVIN, being Kaitlyn Bradley: infinite & baking recipes, nail polish, ROWS. leave the future of SBA soccer. of chill mind and comfy body, memories of us driving to Mikaitlin To any of Ethan’s friends it Curtis Scott: my bowtie. do hereby leave the following: get face paint before football Morgan Bryant: Every one of may apply: I leave the guest The Junior class: Lawn chair Courtney Melvin: The rest games and ice cream after, my dumb puns, the multi-col- room. Friday, before school cook of High School, Friday morn- rocking out to your flawless ored notes I’ve been writing Micheal Bardos: I leave you outs, the front row of the ing Starbucks runs, silly she- mix CDs, Sheridah, ugly self- you, all of my colored paper, and Mrs. Julie a life time sup- bleachers and most important- nanigans, all of the friends I ies, and sunny days with Far- ghost adventures, that guy ply of brownies of an eternity ly the care of the NEST. May am leaving behind, “DON’T rah. from magic springs, my Dis- of Pre Cal tutoring, taco bell you always trash talk CBHS. LOOK AT ME! NOOO!” Kaitlin McFarland:countless ney movies runs, and the movie Endless Rachel Bray: I leave, sour Malachi Marrero: All around memories of cram studying for Mac Schaaf: The curling Love (yes the old one). patch kids, all my SBA shirts, fabulousness, parking lot light Physics, trying to dodge Matt- memories Grant King: Mary Jane, fail- the cupcakes at lunch, walking poles, the zombies that ate you the-shoe-snatcher, trying to Caity Colter: All of the white ing anatomy, our dance at Tiki you to every class, dancing in in my movie. find a movie that Kaitlyn will clothes, the paintball gun that sneaky, squatting at ATC, and the car, and my last and best 3 Alex Garry: Our memories, actually sit through, and sunny I may or may not have given of course Penelope. months of high school. fun in poetry club, inside days with Farrah. you back, that kid’s snowman, jokes, Sophomore year english Matt and Dominick: Count- all of the dumb vines, all of the I, KAITLIN MCFARLAND, I, LAURA MEAGHER, of (where we became friends!), less memories from kickball, time we spent watching dumb of happy mind and weak body, Nebraskan mind and corn-fed the title of “My Best Friend” the cabin, and seeing just how vines, all of the movies, my do hereby leave the following: body, do hereby leave the fol- Rachel Paduck: Playing gullible I can be (this includes ADHD Allie Denegri: awesome car lowing: with kitten paws, giggles in me calling Dominick Con- Samantha Pilcher: Taco bell rides and hot chocolate from SBA Varsity volleyball team: Madeksho’s class, reading stantine and believing Matt is adventures, Johnny Depp, all Starbucks all my delicious baked goods, manga, Heechul’s instagram actually angry at me for using of the hair dye that I never Ragan Young: my amazing Meredith Smith as your new Mr. Madeksho: Freshman water bottles because they hurt trusted you with previously, parking space and morning Student Manager, my lucky and Senior year, mine and Ra- the environment.) the Ash Tree, all of our per- Starbucks runs blue clipboard, pumpkin-carv- chel’s giggles, “Of course I’m My lunch table; memories of sonal finance memories Girls Bowling Team: state ing team bonding night, my paying attention…” Matt’s perfect impersonations, Drew Roberson: All of my title and more awesome years digging & spiking skills, tour- Dr. Hennessy-McDonald: Raffanti’s perfect examina- music, our friendship and our of winning nament hotel vent sessions, to Sophomore year Biology (aka tion of the human conscience, fabulous memories Spencer Smith: funky town WIN STATE the best class ever), the title of Jessica’s wonderful personal- Easton Williams: The kids Mac Schaaf: super fun bus My 8 chums: CORN, my sea- “My favorite teacher at SBA” ity, Eloiza’s bathroom club re- from Spanish class that I’ve rides sonal parties, my “northern been hiding all of this time Morgan Bryant: girl scout accent,” oregano, late-night John Prascak: Joint custody days (going in circles at camp swim at Jill’s, New Years, of the kids from Spanish class, kawanee), Holy Rosary days, early morning iHop after New Senior Wills my music collection “you’re so good!”, and the 13 Years, Pickwick, mixed CDs, continued on SBA Faculty: My 500 lb years of memories that I can’t Tobias, Polar Bear Plunge, backpack fit in here melk & eggs, AB’s sprinkle page 18 The rest of SBA: My killer Nicole Harty: car rides to lips, my dance moves, family jokes and beautiful face matches when I almost got lost dinners at my house, school- The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale Senior Wills 18 May 2014 cruitment, Gio’s laugh, Mark’s future spot as maid of honor years of high school with the ballet dancing at homecoming Ana Hurler: All those nights sarcasm, Dom’s giving and Jenny McKenzie and Kyle best group of friends anyone Grace Summers: “What’s you helped me with Geometry, taking of community food, and Van Hoeck: the group mes- could ever have and hopefully under a pony tail?”, watching Supernatural, All the Oreos I Gabbie’s presence every other sage, cove talks, and all 96 many more years to come. Frozen twice together, West won’t eat week. Nature Valley bars Catie Blackwood: My nonex- Virginia, Whitewater rafting My Lunch Table: Disney Everyone else; my locker, Henry Evetts: summer nights istent Pre-cal homework, a fun Madame West: Four years of discussions, “Metricious,” lunch table, and desks I have at your house, the Jeffery Dah- time in class without me for great memories, life lessons Etymology cram sessions, had over the past 4 years. mer movie, the bus ride to three weeks, all of Austen’s and interesting stories, France The ongoing debate - Oreos vs D.C., my cheering at tennis properties. Ashley Marie Evans: French, Nutter Butters I, KATIE MORGAN, of sar- matches, and all of my sar- Nicole Harty: My Baskin French “V”, those two weeks castic mind and short body, do casm Robbins legacy and my scoop- without us and just Madame I, RACHEL PADUCK, of hereby leave the following: Katherine Camilleri: a royal ing arm. West many wacky mind and ungraceful Lauren Hunter: my daily wedding party, DJ’s crafts, AB and Jen: France mem- body, do hereby leave the fol- rants, all my deadlines, and the Marky Mark, One Direction Ke$ha,being ories, get- lowing: front row in yearbook pillow cases, cups, and key your moth- emember ting tired of Sophie: my position as presi- The Tennis Team: Hervey chains, ice skating, all of my er for four R each other in dent of Derp Inc., my Steu- time, Coach B, single laps dresses, all of my support, and years, the Disney and benville obsession, Chris and around the track, snacks, 4 my open arms whenever you bestest fran- France, choir Michael (especially Michael) hour long matches, shopping need them dz a gurl Kony 2012 Junior lunch Ben: Meeh, “Stop reading!” in Atlanta, and clinics with My Frands: shrimp sauce and could ask for. table: sing- Ashley Marie: French class, Coach Mike fried rice, New Years, Ouija ILYSM. ing Disney Great Gatsby, my chair, water Coach Phil: the Kyle Van boards, nights in Pickwick, Henry songs at the bottle wrapper bracelets Hoeck song and the View Baskin Robbins, I’d cap that, Evetts: Hen bby, TURTLES, top of our lungs at lunch, sit- Mrs. West: 4 years of great Jamie Patterson: splitpic and ted, #bringbackhenrysmith, and your sassy pants ting outside and on the seal in memories, interesting stories, applebutt jeans <3 sonic, senior homecoming, all KT Morgan: The many the foyer and life advice, merci beau- Jill Stark: 4 hard working of the clothes I’ve never re- sneaky things we did together, Amanda Slade: Me watch- coup! years on SGA, our TV inter- turned, our trip to Oxford, the New years in Pickwick (freez- ing a blue bird out the win- Mr. Madeksho: Mine and views, Bridge Builders, Taylor car club, my demon, Em and ing rain), stealing a car and dow instead of listening to Amanda’s giggles Swift lyrics and concert vid- Jill’s dancing videos, Michi- an identity in one night, our you, me pretending to listen Amanda M: manga, my paws, eos, and all the nights at your gan planning, a future spot as mutual hate of everyone, late to you while you talk, always laugh attacks, calculator con- house a bridesmaid, and a never end- night rants, the WFF I experi- bugging each other, becoming versations, weird noises, lots Emily Mott and Anna Mill- ing friendship enced because of you roommates of hugs er: Krystal’s at 3 A.M., stolen Jenny Mckenzie: The Mini Kirkland Schuler: Dissecting Amanda S: waifu, dancing in cars, and Joey’s Visa I, MAYSON MORRIS- Van… in biology wellness freshman year, “It’s My CD’s: 3 great semesters, SETT, of not so sound mind Anna Miller: The many tu- Fourth Period Honors Biolo- squishy,” your yacht and jet the 6 best weekends, Alan’s re- and body, do hereby leave the tus we made, French onion gy with Mrs. Rush: Parties!!!, ski, “Dry cleaninggg!!!” talk- petitive jokes, Bishop Byrne, following: dip, our first jobs aka BR, my learning how to fail a test ing on the phone in the Target long text message, my emo- Cross Country Team: the love of running, #motivated, Mrs. Wells: Three years of bathroom, all the kpop boys ;P tions, my tears, and my heart bathroom trail, leadership, our amazing b-day parties, the choir, making me a better sing- Tara: googling things when The Fab Four: the past 6 memories, shaving cream, 7 single lyfe 4ever, our tattoo er, missing every minute of it you’re sad, 13 years of memo- years, One Direction concerts, a.m. summer runs, and FUN! contracts French IV H 7th Period: Be- ries, Chen, ~ summer nights, carpooling to Track/Distance Crew: ini- coming like a family, learning Alex: twin moments, poetry matches, BB of the 901, Red- tiation rituals, rainy-cold split I, ABBEY MUFFOLETTO, all we need to know about col- club, my half of the moon, box movies, snapchats, Osaka, 500s, BEEF, and dancing! of creative mind and inspiring lege, confusion, Kate making “Mortals! Peasants! Humans!” Carol’s bonfire, our countless body hereby leave the follow- the class interesting commas, being squished in pictures, and my endless love I, EMILY MOTT, of sarcas- ing: France Trip 2013: Craziness Amanda’s car, “Have you and friendship tic/ honest mind and bronzed Junior Girls: fun memories in France, good food, never a written anything yet?” Maddie Morgan: my sass, body, do hereby leave the fol- and never-ending friendship dull moment, Tom, Italian bus Mary: Peeps, worst enemy, all of the times I’ve made you lowing: Kayla Lutz: my love for the driver poking your cheeks, cats, your late, oreo blasts, the media My Frands: our gm, Pick- sport of cheerleading AP Government pod: Mr. cartoons, extendo-mouth, a room, the Netflix password, wick, new years eve, my danc- Sarah Mchannon: good vibes Epley, those stupid puzzles, lifetime supply of my cook- silent drives to school, bubble ing video, my toothless pic- Joey Magnifico and Michael barely making it through, but ies, scones, and macaroni and butt, work days, all 6,475 days tures, the summer of Baskin Bardos: endless snapchats enjoying every minute of it cheese, The Lord of the Rings we’ve spent together, and my Robbins, Michigan, the best (NWTS!) Friends: All of the great mem- (especially Legolas), sleep Coach Valle: my Dave Mat- ories we have made together, talking, all the pictures of your thews playlist on repeat all of our craziness cat you’ve sent me School: Stress, freaking out My friends: I love you all so I, MICHELLE MURPHY, about classes, getting three much and thank you for put- Dorm Packing List of strong mind and beautiful hours of sleep for the first time ting up with me all these years. Quarters Charging cords (cell body, do hereby leave the fol- in my life Have a hug. <3 First aid kit (fully phone, laptop, batter- lowing: stocked) ies, camera, iPod…) Benjamin Murphy: Three I, ALANNA OLIPHANT, of I, OLIVIA PARSELS, do Finger/toenail clippers Batteries more years without your won- book loving mind and snazzy hereby leave the following: derful sister by your side, be- body do hereby leave the fol- Elizabeth Nicole Ryan: my Shower shoes Extra storage (under ing driven to school by Mom, lowing: whole heart and forever friend- USB thumb drive the bed boxes, over so many wonderful memories Michael Oliphant: The Holy ship sissy, dingo, Ladarius, Duct tape the door hangers, to come in High School Grail of English books, and all rides in Lafonda, easy bake etc…) Can opener Teresa Ferrante: Ballet, Bug my other old text books, an ex- ovens, not 1 but 2 attempts at Hangers Mini tool kit on Table, Theology with Mr. tra parking place by the soccer straightening your hair, sheri- Robe Flashlight Phillips fields dans, & Seville. Sewing kit Water bottle Gabbie Green: AP classes, Jessica Morrison: “Gazel”, Kendal Hailey Pearson: Will Paper towels Insulated travel cup you being so sweet, having fun Confession time, Singing Fro- Cruise, TMI, dill pickle ev- Keychain Chip clips no matter the circumstances zen songs before, during, and erything, Jarret James, “The Power strip with surge Extension cord Jackie N. Glover: Baking for after practice, Shields up! Dance”, heart to hearts, Texas protector Lint roller French Club, being the ulti- Megan Morrison: Discus- De Brazil ;), the guest house, Umbrella/rainy day Q-tips mate French duo sions about Sherlock at the Jimmy Johns, Juno, all my gear Tweezers Emily Summers: Watching Y, Lots of memories of pain- love. 2 to 3 prong adaptor Rubber bands Frozen endless times, “Let it ful swim practices, My pair Coach Joe: every ounce of paper clips Go,” being an honorary mem- of crutches, Playing with your leadership, time, knowledge, ber of your family for a week, puppies and cats dedication, and love youve The Eagle’s Eye Senior Wills St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 19 instilled in me, husk, WWE, row, “take hashtags, black sabbath, white pictures of emember l l l l l l l headbands, jabronies. me” R Rayne Dennis: DOGZ, the Mrs. Ford: a biggest crush in the world. million ques- Themed football games Ryne: Toboggan Group...not, tions HATE. M y Hayes Denney: selfies w/ SEARCH your mom. family: my Benny O’Bryan: ALL THE true self and LOVE IN THE WORLD countless BAE. laughs Search Fam: every memory, Class of laugh, song, dance, tear, and 2014: my prayer spent at the most amaz- love and ing thing Ive ever been a part many memo- of. WFF. ries Coach D: all my love for be- ing a listening ear and constant I, JOSEPH supporter of me. PEARL- Coach Valle: the 19th letter MAN, of in the alaphabet plus the first strong mind three letters of Jacobs last and fast name. body, leave Coach Heinz: Kettle Bell the following Swings & shared love for to: ESPN Commercials. Jason Coo- Coach Jordan: LHDC, ap- per- Hip ups preciation of everything youve JD Dudek-Fairy flippers latine class, The Beatles, fruit With this passing of the torch, do hereby leave the following: done for me including being Rafantti- Bro nights and daily snacks, BSMF 2013, and al- we expect their leadership to Devin Jewell: Morning talks my Christian Leader every quotes, coc ways being there for each stand as an enduring mark of in the car, hundreds of calls to day, bench pressing 240lbs 22 Ben J- Bro nights and free other St. Benedict pride for years to Kix106, Luke Bryan concerts, times. MY HEART. clothes The Crew: all of the interest- come. New Orleans, the one time in Mrs. Burke: The Red Sox! Coach Kirk- a lacrosse field ing members of The Crew, the hallway junior year… you And my general obsession Cross Country team- Ray ratchetness, El Puerto, when I, CHRISTOPHER J. PE- know, trips to Putt Putt, lots of with how you are my absolute Ray, Bridge to Taribithia, Bap- the beat drops, Ms. Rucker, TRILAK, of exhausted mind laughter favorite person in this world. tisms, Hills , and Neverending the Granny Rocket, cheese dip and breathtaking body, do Laura Cardona: Cherries, Mrs. Smith: my thanks for al- Ricky- a truck, hot sauce, long and guac, all of the craziness hereby leave the following: French class, France, “Allo ways believing in me and be- hot summers, shaker bottles, we deal with and Lara. Luv Cole Richards: The uncanny Papi”, senior year lunch, Mr. ing a best friend when I need- and cut offs y’all tons. ability to pull off any cloth- Kathman’s class, the one time ed one. Monkey- late night phone Trio: y’all my ppl, the majes- ing item no matter what any- I texted you to meet in the Mrs. Park: my faceplant ju- calls, trips to the bank, all the tic Acura on the hilltop, ugly body else thinks. Any witty bathroom… you remember nior year :) donuts in the world, the hulk, selfies, “OKAI”, Kyles -danc remark that may be said even Devin and Laura: our group Sarah Mclain: HELEN trips to the beach, a shoulder ing, our 2 person gm, salty, if it doesn’t concurrently make text, girl’s nights, headbands Softball Team: Keanah :) to cry on, and a piece of cookie laserbeams, the club, laughing sense. at the beach, Colombian food, everyday until our stomachs hurt, the Brett Czech: The right to cheese hot chocolate I, MORGAN PATRICK, of chocolate bball, signing ZBB control the speakers when- Hailey Warriner: Manager simple mind and complicated I, ERIN PEEL, of unique and “They Don’t Know”, ga- ever present in the locker boyfriends, brownie runs, free body, do hereby leave the fol- mind and “super fast” body, tor, and awkward jokes room. The presidency of the go carts, unlimited batting, lowing: do hereby leave the following: Catherine & Bri: singing in Anti-Toboggan Group. The Dillard’s at Christmas Kendal Pearson: Harry not Bae: finding you eating my Dr. B’s class, laughing at ev- best handshake known to man Louis Pollet: Three more Hairy, Will whoever he is, Dis- pb at home, me sitting on the erything way too loudly, ra- https://www.youtube.com/ years, morning drives to ney 2013 bathroom counter while diating sweaters, the smart watch?v=V6xLYt265ZM school, Starbucks stops, after Lizzie Ryan: Obnoxious we have heart to hearts, 7718, board, being best friends with Daniel Vailes: The number school gym runs, “Don’t for- laughs, football at practice, all of our MANY basketball Dr. B, talking in different ac- “3” The nickname “Veal” get your lunch”, “Have a good my hatred of you, positive at- memories, teleporting, the cents, and making my days Dale Pinasome- day, I love you” titudes cray car ride while floating in even brighter with y’all’s hu- thingqwat: The Na- Kyle Eubanks: Your paranoid Blake Gerard: The year- Bertha, my house and shower, mor and awesome personali- tive American ritual book, conversations about every- book, rides to Mista Cos- ties DAAAAAAAAAALEEE thing that’s anything, always spring break, mo, twinkle, Basketball team: hard work Tyler Culpepper: My un- saying hey to me in the hall new places awk lives, and perseverance, locker room paralleled dancing abil- you’ve never emember ugly selfies, shenanagins, straight face, the ity https://www.youtube.com/ I, MADISON ROBERTS, been, the for- R our fondness Bolton game, the SBEC game, watch?v=aZglqkCRNt8 of a creative mind and curvy gotten cool for Doyle and pregame meals The entire baseball team: Bus body, do hereby leave the fol- ranch doritos “Yreah” and Coach D, Santia, & tstod: QUAD rides to and from the inferno lowing: locos taco, Gilmore, UP, sisterhood, glitter, blue below. WING SKREET!! The Dalton Bailey: off campus embarrassing my hamster lip gloss, “don’t tell me what best baseball uniforms on this lunch at my house, you eat for stories, and dance, killin to do”, and our ratchet bumpin side of the Mississippi, The free! telling them da club, “ur car rides best brotherhood in the nation Morgan Rosas: the PLUS to everyone cool and I respect that” and classes for one more year Paige Murin: rides home, our wonderful friendship/sis- I, GREY PEEVY, of intelli- I, BREANNA POLLET, of Chandler Rosas: 3 lovely complaints about softball, terhood we found at SBA gent mind and smoking body dynamic mind and short body, more years of high school! pinching the middle Vicki and Bailey: the Twinkeh leave the juniors and sopho- Emmy Houston: all things ar- voice, our weird jokes, our mores nothing at all tistic, asthma, my speed, fuego weirdness in general, MoMo’s Senior Wills The Softball Team: The ban- smores bars, Halloween junior We, GREY PEEVY and ner pic, praying for rain, water year, Mexican hot chocolate, CHRIS PETRILAK, of continued on fight, gassers, foul poles, and all food, and basketball that sound mind and body, official- page 20 all else running brought us together ly leave THE NEST to Cole Matthew Smith: the back Michelle: lol middle school, Richards and Cole Peevy. The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale Senior Wills 20 May 2014 Malachi Marrero: all of our I, HUNTER STORY, of acting 1 insiders and my crazy simple mind and complicated hyper lunch days! body, hereby leave Senior Signings Bianca Garcia: me always Jillin Cunningham with Ken- laughing at you in weight ny Balkunas training! You know you’ll Kaitlin Haynes the second miss it! God and a Memphis basket- Allison Gebhardt: our insid- ball ticket and ers about our bfs and weight Bailey Cochran and Monica training fun! Most important- Normand my Grandmas lad- ly baseball (you know what I der mean) love you! My lunch table: All of my hy- I, KAITLYN SEAMAN, of per days indecisive mind and fair body, SBA: my famous duct tape do hereby leave the following: backpack that I had from 9-11 Ana Hurler: The pony, his- grade! Never forget it! tory of rap, the crazy mouse To my fellow seniors: WE ride when we got the people DID IT! Good luck in college! to pose with us, dance central photo by Sharon Masterson We were an amazing class and all night, flowing tassels, toe Senior Alex Rittman signs to play football with Maryville College alongside football coaches Tom Brezina, Phillip Valle, Chris Jordan, and Mike David. Alex is also joined by principal Sondra SBA will always remember cramps, car rides with Taylor, Morris, and family members (left to right) Dandre, Alexis, and Janna. us! getting cans before school at the gas station, making all the I, MAC SCHAAF, of 1% t-shirts together, the guys who mind and 99% body, do here- talked to us when the top was by leave the following: down, your trunk, our song, Jack Schaaf: The Smelly slowmo guys, thankyou notes, Truck, and gum balls in the poptarts, Target, doing things yard. for three hours Matthew Ellis: Narwals Britany Ahlers: Are you ready Kirkland Schuler: The amaz- to come and get it yet?, ice ing jobs in the plays, and your skating, hockey games, almost singing at lunch. wrecking in your neighbor- Allie Evans: Hanging in your hood, when Sheldon picked car almost every morning me up, our prayer partner, sit- Julie Stoll: The 298 you have ting in my car in the mornings, surpass, and your one ring slaveboy, the struggles to get Rita “Girl Mac” Nelson: The in my car, Brittanie, McRe- name Mac, and your one ring grets, 8th grade pictures, the Nicole Harty: The llama, and lets play videos, all the advice photo by Sharon Masterson one ring you have given me this year, Logan Reid signs to wrestle at Lyon College. Logan is joined by (top left to right) Tony Cunavi- Jason Cooper: The bowling the llama picture, the Lion chals, principal Sondra Morris, (bottom left to right) Denise Reid and Steve Reid. team, and ability to perform King thing with Oreo the sacrifices, but most impor- Rachel Smith: Concerts, tantly the centipede, and the Luke Bryan VIP tickets, mon- TWO state rings. sters, beach trips, senior pic- Morgan Bryant: Rarararara tures, Mississippi State visit, and your ONE ring joyrides around my neighbor- Kaitlin McFarland: The bus hood, Elle Woods, that night rides to state and your ONE when we completely stalked ring. people, the songs we always Monica Fillion: The Song, the listen to in the car, laying out five pin, and your ONE ring almost every day in summer, Jessie Wathen: The Magic sisters, One Direction, Super- tricks and your ONE ring natural pictures, all the guys Mikayla Lawrence: we talk about, candy crush Meartooth, Man Bear tooth, Kaitlin McFarland: The and Maclemore France and Italy trip (nudge Alex Garry: The Nerds night nudge), freaking out when out. George followed us, Teen photo by Sharon Masterson Chris Schuhlein: The times Wolf, all the concerts we went Erika Gavrock signs to play soccer at Christian Brothers University. Erika is joined by (top left you coached me in LAX and to, Kaitly(i)n squared, all the to right) Jason Trowbridge, Coach Nick Dressman, principal Sondra Morris, (bottom left to the St. Jude Classic with your chocolate filled croissants, right) Donna Griffin and Denise Trowbridge. family. Spanish Snorlax: Trying to find the Coach Wells and Breanna coldest water fountain Pollet: The Wolf River Clean- Will Smith: The secret bowl- up ing handshake Mothersell: The games of tag I, MATTHEW SENA, of cre- and unexplainable physics of ative mind and “senasational” Los Santos body, do hereby leave the fol- Matt Sena: The friendship for lowing: 15 years and hopefully many Andrew Reese and Betsy more, ahhhh mattsena. Blumenfeld: SBA Kickball Emily Curran: Our hatred for and all of the awesomeness it one another for five years and holds. I wish you the best of our friendship for five years, luck and I hope you enjoy it as photo by Sharon Masterson our adventures 1 through 23, much as I do! Michael McGuire signs to play soccer at Belmont Abbey College. Joining Michael is (top left to Ghengis Grill, and BWW. Jonah Strickland: My run- right) Coach Nick Dressman, principal Sondra Morris, and (bottom left to right) family mem- ning ability. May you be swift bers Jeff, Donna, and Boomer. The Eagle’s Eye Senior Wills St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 21 for years to come. Koziel: three Will Dearman: A list of all years’ worth l l l l l l l of my favorite bands. At least of whining, Remember remember Boston and the Foo complaining, Fighters. and laziness, refusing to Half Dollar Tonic playing at prom I, NIKKI SHAH, of fanciful sing in class mind and delicate body, do Magistra hereby leave the following: Terre: class- The Fab 5: our signature pose, es I’ve wast- homecoming, the kid and the ed talking to cat, the floor is lava, wewomb- IIll and Kay- ing, the tundra la, calendars, Blonde Joke: saran wrap, tua mater est Katy Perry, pregnancy cakes, mortuam lin- gleemation, I shamrock green, guam O’ Malley’s, it’s a quarter after 8 you’re a little late, that pic- I, RYAN ture behind the frame in D.C., SHELBY, of failed splatter-paint shirts Ivy League Kayla: toilet paper, getting mind and to geometry by 3, caps lock, Division III Yusif, the agonizing years of athlete body, watching Glee, Cory leave the fol- Hofer: gofers, Harvey, being lowing: my stepmother, upsidedown Adam: The glasses face fastest Honda Smithie: lazy, talking about Accord this side of the Missis- “Next Stop Everywhere” play- I, RACHEL SMITH, of intel- Anna Lynn: Best friendship boys 24/7, trips to Howard’s sippi ing while wearing suspend- ligent mind and dancing body, since 3rd grade, a promised Syd: every show you’ve ever Cole: The Good Vibe Tribe, ers like the 11th Doctor, all do hereby leave the following: tattoo, beavers, the Sims, the taken me to at the Orpheum, my Miley Cyrus CD, and The the times I’ve asked to copy Kaitlyn-The car rides, the care of my Neopets and all late nights of singing, Star- Nest your notes, the first time we beach, Luke Bryan, Florida- my neopoints, Zoo Tycoon, bucks Sarah: An Urban Outfitters met in which I dragged you to Georgia Line, Can’t See My my inner nerd, stargazing by Sarah: girl talk, The Office, gift card with $12 on it and my lunch table freshman year, Paint Job my pool, some fried rice, our nanananananana reindeers Adam. Cherish them equally. pain of the loss of Matt Smith Pauline-Junior year Anatomy second ear piercing, my dad’s Jill: we ARE pretty enough, Peter: My spot as special Emily Cross: our shared aka best class ever love for you, everything in be- literal endless texting, the teams All-American girly-girl-ness, mutual love Luckie-Bonding during Pre- tween cheesy smile/uncomfortable Zack: 2k13 binges, Creek Val- of scary movies, all the times Cal Sarah Timmins: That one emoji ley Dr., and Wagon Wheel I’ve come over to your house Dual Enrollment-our girly time, that other time, really Steph: buffalo, insults in Grant: Rides in the Silver to watch a movie and we just chats and THOUSAND long dinners, yellow cheese- physics, a cappella and Disney Bullet, Aerial Dunes 706, and end up talking for four hours, SPLENDID SUNS dip, #8, a passion tea lemon- music the best MAM team the city Cabin in the Woods memo- Nikki-Sophomore Fridays at ade sweetened no ice and a Becca: social justice talks has ever seen ries, that time you made The Howard’s and talking about slice of warmed lemon cake Caye: every rant ever, banana, Mr. Epley: My effortless un- Woman in Black ten thousand boys Nikki Shah: Being pretty coconut juice, Hans derstanding of the study of times funnier, foodie buddies, Hofer-Halloween, Lazy enough, TT, Boys, Giraffael Teresa: our love of Disney Economics “THEY HAVE JELLYFISH,” Kayla-Trying to learn the (Not, he’s mine), Latin chats Gabbie: Tituba, aliens, our when you searched for me dances to High School Musi- always, #8 airplane project, somebody I, AMANDA SLADE, of freshman year and didn’t real- cal, Halloween Garry: About $8.50 for that once told me the world was Whovian mind and pocket- ize we had already met Sydney-watching Double Di- Sonic you bought me, the macaroni sized body, do hereby leave Amanda Melvin: your moth- vas and basically any show on world’s ugliest selfie, some Benca and Leslie: Parks and the following: ering sense, Linkin Park talks, Lifetime hair Rec references, treat yo’ self, Rachel Paduck: “I’m comedy movie buds, the time Fab Five-The cabin, the kid The tennis team: Every detail Jerry Garry Larry squishy,” Gee Gee Gee Gee I made you go see Mama with and the cat, Scrabble, making about my life, Howard’s days, Mah ‘Migas: HEY HEY BABY BABY BABY, mania- me, “IT’S A…” fun of me for Lazy, and most Coach Fullmer, roadtrips, the HEY HEY, cal laughter, Alex Garry: “Your argument importantly, Homecoming Cheesecake Factory, beat- all those bad harmo- is central,” the time I jumped ing SAA and SGIS, Alex and hours spent nizing, our in the air and the wind actually I, JILL STARK, of paranoid Ronnie in Nashville, missing rehearsing “relation- moved me, hiding my purse in mind and petite body, hereby school to shop in Atlanta, be- America, my emember ship,” Ed- sophomore lunch, junior the- do leave the following: ing too cold to actually watch TV, Buick, R Teacher ward Heath- ology AP corner, short jokes, Catie Blackwood: My presi- a match, a few pounds that I and wash- cliff Slade’s random noises, how you say dency gained during the season be- ing machine “Thriller” temper tan- I’m a bird, cheek pinches, face My 8 best frands: New Years cause of all the snacks from San trum, junior pokes, “Can mah face help 2x, Pickwick, square dancing, SGA: The names of the soph- Juan Flashmob lunch when you?” Ouija boards, Katie’s demon, omore reps, canstruction, the Kirkland: everyone Michelle Murphy: AP Lit my incessant questions, nights entire month of November, the barks and insults in the hall timed how fast I could eat, memories, cute guy talks, in my upstairs, my brother, a beating CBHS at something, Tia: no1 cares, all those hours all the times I’ve tried to steal shopping trips, random ram- bag of rice for Katie’s phone, our group message, the rights of FilAm dance practices your food, yacht (and jet-ski) blings, Pre-Cal stress, “Oh our mini fall festival, Osaka, to the football themes, BWW through middle school memories, “SPARKLES” look! I’ve been impaled!” sneaking into Ted, sleepovers Night, the bulletin board, Maria: Children of Eden, Per- Grace Summers: “I have en- Jackie Glover: when you and at Laura’s, SRL sleepovers, Wings, the SGA table, Go Jim sian dinners tered the bun,” duck calls, all Michelle decided I desperately the Ring, my fish (RIP), my Go, Jim Jaggers leading the Gabby: pre-rehearsal bonding the times you and Alex hid my needed cooking lessons, group love forever and ever pep rally Easton: homework that IS due purse in sophomore lunch (and movie nights, Pre-Cal stress tomorrow, Cards Against Hu- all the times I ran around the and cute guy talks too manity, handcuffs, lurking school looking for it), “It’s a Tara Vancleave: monocles, Kyle: the awkward encoun- ponytail! Do you know what’s prom dress shopping, Forensic Senior Wills ters and faces in the hall, those under a pony’s tail?” science and junior theology continued on times you kidnapped me, the Emily Summers: our tradition memories forensics team, that awful of walking out of the school Newspaper: the year of last- page 22 Marya song on the last day of exams with minute edits The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale Senior Wills 22 May 2014 Latin IV: the game of Clue, rielle, glitter, fairy wings, car choreographed dance, head- ditch ing singing,me looking EX- undeviginti, quid?!, VER- rides, jam sessions, Vicki’s aches, HEADACHES, Mad- Braxton Powers: It Girl, late ACTLY like Doug, Friday BA, calendars, Iustin Bieber, house, sparkly uggs, salmon, eleine’s dislocated hip bones. night Sonic trips in the Sum- Night Lights, “GAME DAY!” Luke, Panda, Rome’s birthday, nae naes, warm hugs, my Hayes Denny: a lunch table, mer, our amazing dance moves and my never ending love for chariot races, Latin Scrabble, whole heart. my itty bitty hands, a great and singing voices, juggling Alex(just kidding). Spartacus’s short skirt, field Braxton Powers: 1 2 3, inch- flow, always having each fake fruit in your kitchen, our Cole Richards: Skype calls trips, Festivus, Wishbone, Val- worms, the Conjouring, cud- other’s back, cool ideas if we awkward convos, and pushing sophomore year. entine’s Day, decorating, Latin dles, good hygiene, laughing were 12, and every ounce of you in the pool with your shoes Madison Stafford: The BAB Club, parties once a week, my without smiling, dolphin ba- my love and obsession with on basketball team and selfies to unfinished translations, Toby bies, entrenadora, Darrielle, an you. Cole Peevy: Connor Kel- ear of corn. I leave you ly. I, THERESA STODDARD, Bailey Coppedge: exten- I, A.J. STURDIVANT, of part of The Coach Park, of shady mind and amazon sive vocabularies, membean, excellent mind and exquisite Nest, golf Jenny and body, do hereby leave the fol- twinkie voices, the top of the body do hereby leave the fol- grind, and emember Mayson: Be- lowing: lockers, social skills, head lowing: the infamous R ing the best Cara Carpenter: a turquoise massages, my laugh to make SBA Golf Team: Advance bucket hat Coach, sur- baton, death by 800, my blis- you laugh, being the last one The Ball, pars are our friends, Spencer Bow Day Friday prising y’all ters, matching times and ready for practice. and the always magnificent Smith: I at state junior cramps, krumping, yeah wow Soccer team: Ole Miss Camp, Barbara Hervey! leave you year, giving okay, the hideout, Perkins, She’s the Man skit, lying SBA Basketball Team: five the other me some of Snuffy, soccer camps, skits, about thermostats in the sum- trips, shell drill, pre practice part of The Nest, and the best my favorite memories and re- Lana, Mumf, candles, but- mer, Coach Tony’s powwows, motivational videos, the Nash- coaching strategy in the Talon gretting not doing cross coun- terfly stickers, sleeping in on Coach Nick’s sass, my ac- ville trip, unwashed jerseys, League try my senior year. saturdays, white dresses, “60 cents, a slow clap. and the group me Nicole Ferris: that time I Mrs. Portanova: Being my seconds” they said, back rides, Basketball team: Braxton’s SBA Soccer Team: my inabil- drove us into a ditch, rock pa- all-time favorite teacher, ever. Coach Nick’s love, target runs, house, Beautiful Soul, a scav- ity to play the field, my sub-par per scissors over life and death Thank you. tan lines, my luv. enger hunt, incredible pizza, goalie skills, and Paul Walker situations, winter formal, bad Darrielle Nelson: Quadd, you Bertha’s donuts in the park- Ryne Dennis and Michael hair days, sour patch kids, your I, ELOIZA TECSON, of hap- can’t mess wit me, I can shoot ing lot, my body bag, pansies, Bardos: Doneskis like Ka- not so good singing, and acting py mind and laxified body do 3’s, christmas tree vines, not black/white, a love of Christ- runskis, ice in my veins, clutch Silly! hereby leave the following: telling you what to do, 1 2 3, mas, fruit, D’s attitude, killer factor zero, “stay out of my SBA: #TheNest Girls lacrosse: lucky socks, inchworms, laughing without dance moves, my heart. way and try not to get hurt”, ping pong tournaments, group smiling, car rides, jam ses- Madeleine, Catherine, Har- and of course pre-season I, JESSA SUDDUTH, of cu- texts, dance parties, “Sarah’s sions, diva attitude, entrena- ley, Cara: sleepover in SF, workouts rious mind do by hereby leave curse”, secret club house dora, Santia, Braxton, a jar of the hideout, initiation, Jerry’s, Kaitlin Haynes: SBA friend, the following: Sam Wiley: mandala tattoos, pickles. weekend meets, sun rashes, hallway high fives, ole miss Cheyanne: Car rides to school, bus trips, pump up eminem Santia McCraw: Quadd, Dar- the playground, cuddles, our trips, and driving you into a car rides home and rides to the songs, stapled school skirts, gym, fighting about the temp in trek mix the car, dads dancing, grandma 5th period lunch table: long emember l l l l l and her meatloaf, pretty little debates, truth or dare, throw- R liars on Tuesday nights and ing water bottles, mosh pits, cookies every night, the lunch singing randomly room cookies and chickfila Clark T: driving permit, space cookies, all the guys I liked and for lax gear, lunch money, you hated, “riding passenger eminem rapping side in my best friends ride,” Kelsey K: “safe” road trips, Rob and Big, Psych, White Einstein’s bagels, karaoke par- Color, all my school uniforms, ties but most of all emptying the Joseph Pearlman: secret dishwasher. handshake, Howard’s do- Mary Jane: Mr. Madeksho nuts runs, food fights, ba- and Mrs. Black sophomore nana boats, car races, hostage year nights, homemade chocolate KJen: Trips to Florida, uni- pie, lots and lots of love corns, the best summer ever, roman noodles, gossip girl, I, SARAH TIMMINS, of Oath, mirror pictures, time smokin’ mind and intelligent capsule in Florida, many nights body, do hereby leave the fol- on the roof, Miley Cyrus and lowing: of course Waffle House. Nikki: endless Parks and Rec Jazzy J: “Road Trip..? or jokes (you’re the Ann to my Nah?” Leslie and ily), calculus lulz, Meredith Smith: you can have frozen, long talks in the food Hannah, our weekly Monday line at lunch, boy obsessions, talks, the chemistry closet be- the quadrapod, and live texting cause I will never get it, my every moment of our lives jumper and M&Ms. Becca: Starbucks runs, SDP, Hannah Ferrari: Cheyanne, physics, my driving skills, and biology and chemistry class all my Jason Mraz songs and late night phone calls. Jill: girl talk with Mrs. Chrest- Logan Reid: that ticket the man, Mexican food, the quad- first day of summer because I rapod, and that one time in Mr. didn’t have my seat belt on... Allen’s class Hayes Deney: My heart and Andrew: funfetti cupcakes, the best hugs anyone could frozen sing-a-longs, my fash- possibly give. ion advice, the quadrapod, my Katherine Zaleski: Christmas lifestyle coaching, person-to- break freshman year and you person talk(s), knowledge of t- driving me around everywhere shirt colors, stats stretches, and The senior selfie when i had no car. my catchphrase “not even” Coach Jordan: My amaz- Mr. Koziel: my pleasing bari- The Eagle’s Eye Senior Wills St. Benedict at Auburndale May 2014 23 tone, my perfect notes, Delta ANNA, hot chocolate in fro- I, JOHN VASSALLO, of in- and androgynous body, do ful station, all the tears we Cappella tickets, our many zen mugs at midnight on genious mind and body hereby hereby leave the following: left in Econ, Punk Goes Pop, lunch memories, and my un- Christmas leave the following things The Fab Five: homecoming, sneaking onto roofs, and Taco ending love Gabby: Hair and makeup du- The wrestling team: I leave the kid and the cat, the tundra, Bell’s cinnabons Dan: Knowledge Bowl lulz, ties, my makeup case, your you pie in the sky and the claw the Spice Girls, #wewombin, Sydney Valadie: KEVIIIIIIIN, car rides, triangles during the curling iron (finally!) Nesto:I leave you my grades “midnight movie madness,” pink cream eyeshadow, push- math questions, Model UN, Tia: not understanding pre- The cross country team: I Pitch Perfect and Mean Girls, up bras, “dos circolos,” and a Econ shenanigans and the cal, rubber ducks, gov school, leave you Shelby farms box sledding, boba, “pulling a neverending roll of mic tape E.L.F., and Mrs. Kaplan’s Mrs. Brannon, anger blocks, a sydney,” our signature poses, Rachel Smith: Lazy, Harry class new wig head I, NICOLE WIEDERHOLT, ratchet cards against human- Potter, Zac Efron, the knowl- Next year’s AP Econ Class: Caroline: Authentic Puerto of sound mind and strong ity, and the best 4 years of my edge that hoodies CAN’T fit the mission of the E.L.F. and Rican hair, hair-ties, Frozen, body, do hereby leave the fol- life over your feet, High School hope in the face of the Tim- bonding in Belmont lowing: The Blonde Joke: preg- Musical 3, Dem White Boys, mins Tyranny Arielle: “SYYYYYDD- Vix: All my mornings, Philly, nancy cakes, Katy Perry and and an obsession with boys I Rachel, Stephanie, Gar- DNNNEEEYYYYYY!!!!” and eventually a birthday pres- Snoop Dogg, the blueberry will NEVER understand ry, Nikki, Becca, Easton: Maria and Spencer: ent. lettuce sandwich, saran wrap, Lucy Kaplan: tater tots, a Smoothie King whenever we “WHALES”, Persian dinners, Kathleen Riley: Everything. O’Malleys, I shamrock green, bruise I’ll never get rid of, want it, lurking, and my selfies tree shadow puppets, “and ev- Literally. What’s mine is yours dork + dork = <3, that nail pol- car picnics, onesies, “Mamrie (blanket and chins) erything was perfect”, Scary now ish remover that evaporates, wrote this,” Wordsmith, dirty Nicole Chrestman: girl talk, Mary, “LET’S DO THE TIME Catherine Saig: An air fresh- D.C., and a realization that my scrabble, matching fast food unrequited love, and the chair WARP AGAIIIINNNNN” ener. Or three. hair is now brown... shirts, and all of Nerdfighteria Easton: my rhetoric, geocach- Kirkland: Dyeing your hair Amelia Shannon: Headbands Nikki Shah: that girl with the Newspaper: a word we can’t ing, and broken headlights right before opening night and “monkeys” toilet paper on her shoe, 3, print, bowling balls, headline Jacob: my baking skills, my Sophie: my dressing-room Jordan Tate: Nothing. I’m jingle frogs, BRAYDON, “did puns, and all the grammar mis- “smarticles,” my Starbucks closet :) taking your pug. you slap me,” TEXTING IN takes I saved you from spot, class notes, and all things Lily: being the boss, “you Mary Hannah Giddens: My CAPS, that detention slip we Jack Borg: Shelby Farms and not explicitly given above wanna hear a funny story??”, vibes. found on the stairs, Y coming Tucker Max stress rants, a longboard Stephanie, Maddie Mahon after Z in the alphabet, omg, Savvy, Bails, Hofie, and Cap- I, SYDNEY VALADIE, of Grayson: Sprint, “GIVE ‘EM and Rachael: Moe’s. And being 80 and living next to tain: cuddling, the human cen- musical mind and theatrical HELL ON 3”, Barbra, Star- trees. And toast. And a raw po- each other, and future memo- tipede, head massages, and the body, do hereby leave the fol- bucks, being sketchy at my tato. ries in Boston most interesting text messages lowing: hair place, running down Ger- Jacob Aljundi: My eternal Rachel Hofer: rolly chairs, of my life The Fab 5: Fitting every- mantown parkway best-friendship. Beyonce, Chacos, an acoustic Jessi Hawes: box forts, Fall one on one bed to avoid Logan, Will, and Schween: Anna Hughes and Sam Wi- version of “Low,” being a god- Out Boy, and a pair of Mario the “tundra”, the ice cream Sneaking through the win- ley: Pool noodles. Ten of them. dess, Doctor Who marathons, pajama pants ball, HOMECOMING, dirty dow, Dr. Pepper, video games, Courtney Parker: I’m giving our discussions in dual, Just Jake McClure: a prom ticket, scrabble, the sisterhood of the popcorn, offensive comedy, you your brother back. Dance, the pin-curls selfie, a hairdryer, and the ability to traveling disposable camera, scrambled eggs/waffles, Fro- Luke Parker: Meli, Moe, and my mohawk, and the hobo ca- trick mall security dance parties, “pulling a syd- zen Pearl. For now. boose Caye Caparas: a piece of ney”, yogurt mountain after Adam2: lifejackets and hand- Luckie Krog: SQUEEGEE, chicken in your Sprite shows, KEVIN, our late night warmers. I, KAYLA WILLIAMSON, my sanity first semester, indie conversations about life of moderately unstable mind movies, Heathers, the delight- My Theatre Family: Con- I, KYLE VAN HOECK, of stantly looking for the Olive salty mind and slim body, do Fair, age lines, mic tape, bobby hereby leave the following: pins, endless amounts of hair- Ryne Dennis and TJ John- New editor pilots paper spray, 12-packs of monsters, son: Toboggan Group, LeBron hours of rehearsals, pencils for James, and Samuel L Jackson blocking, “quiet backstage!”, Sam Brown: The Salty Look, Mr. Otis’s 5 dance moves, Jor- Little Chase, and “Enough” dan’s diction, “I WILL SUR- Rayne Dennis: Let’s Get It VIVE! OH!”, messy dressing Brennan Ryan: Bob, number rooms, circle, costumes from 1 fan, and my dunking ability thrift stores Dale Pitawanakwat: ILY, Fav My Show Choir Girls: pre- or RT, Little turtle, and little show rap, I’ll make a man out foot of you, Beyonce, my Sydney Michael Bardos: Free throw survival kits(coming soon), hot fire and Clutch factor zero hair and make-up on the bus, Joey Magnifico: Crazy 8’s, buckets of pretzels, BRIT- The long 9, and double digit ISH RED, rhinestones/glitter/ 10 general sparkles, your souls, Tyler Currie: My locker room buckets of advil, NYC with dance moves and the shoe/ Cindy, “let me fan you off!”, sock game “ARIELLE/LILY! What’s our The Basketball Team: Trick choreography again?” Shot Thursday/Saturday/Sun- Stage crew: “He’s com- day, Long Range Tuesday, and ing back right???”, “Shut up Jimmer Wednesday darth vader!”, hiding Elvis, Trey Urban: What happened?, “TABOR WE CAN’T HEAR Shampoo, Drop that thang!, THEM!”, “it’s relatively sta- and Ooo yeah he gettin that ble, go climb on it to check!” Brett Czech: BIG BUGALU My Alto’s: “What’s our note Tyler Culpepper: Flashy and again???”, making it up as we NaeNae go and still sounding awesome Spencer Smith: Seeds, Sweet Cassandra: DEM BOOTS, Tea, “My guy”, and the iPad Starbucks runs, show choir The Baseball Team: Ranch motherhood, gov school, seeds, being checked by the Senior co-editors of The Eagle’s Eye, Rachel Hofer and Amanda Slade, hand off bonding in Belmont Toboggan Group, Bench/ their shared position as editor to junior Bailey Coppedge for the 2014-2015 year. Amanda: the sweatpants, Squat, 6 sprints, and “Here We show choir motherhood, Go The Eagle’s Eye St. Benedict at Auburndale The Eye on Who’s Who 24 May 2014

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