The Hurricanes were assured of a winning season by beat­ ing Vanderbilt. The Peach Bowl is within grasp for the 'Canes if they draw a big crowd this weekend. — In SPORTS pages 10-12 THE MIA URMCANE Volume 57, No. Tuesday, November 18, 1980 j UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI T~hon e 284-4401 NCW 18 raw ] 980 „,ow_Q.q«n tfhone 284 Athletic Department Tightens Belt t LIBRARY j Band Will Not Go To Gainesville By SHARON HINSON "The band has traditionally gone to Gainesville," NptM Writer Russell said, noting that the trip can be made by bus. He observed that many schools in the Midwest can send As part of the effort to reduce the athletics depart­ their bands to road games by bus, because the distances ment's budget deficit, the University's Band Of The are not great. Hour will not make the trip to Gainesville for the last However, most of the schools on UM's football football game of the season, UM President Henry King schedule are so far away from Miami that the Hurri­ Stanford said Friday. canes must travel by plane, he said. r*tr** %m*mr^ "It's a financial problem," he said. "Expenditures "Geography does work against us," Russell said. He are under control, but we are not realizing the revenues said air travel for the band would be too expensive. we anticipated." Band member Randy Cash said, "The whole attitude Last year's deficit for the department was approxi­ of the band is that we've been stabbed in the back. The mately $1.55 million, according to David A. Lieberman, band gave so much and helped so much to turn school vice president for Financial Affairs. Lieberman said the spirit around." budgeted deficit for tins yearT?$1.3 million. Stanford noted that the deficit figure for last year "I'm upset," said Kip Sullivan, another band mem­ includes "the full tuition cost provided to men's and ber. women's intercollegiate athletics, including the band." Band member Ivy LeVine said she understands why the band cannot make the trip, but, she said, "I feel it's Lieberman indicated that athletic department has very unfortunate." been taking cost-cutting measures, including a reduc­ tion in the size of its staff. The decision not to send the Several members of the band said they were unhap­ band to the Nov. 29 game against the University of py because the athletic department did not make the Florida Gators was made by the President's Office be­ final decision until Tuesday. fore this semester, Lieberman said. According to LeVine, many members had delayed "I was told at the beginning of the year that we plans for Thanksgiving. The uncertainty about whether weren't going to go |to Gainesville|," said Dr. William the band would make the trip was an inconvenience for Russell, director of bands. Russell estimated that send­ University of Florida officials because they could not ing the band to Gainesville would cost $13,000. plan their Homecoming show, she said. Because of the football team's early season success LeVine estimated that "fifteen to 20 band members and the surge in school spirit, the department told him are going to the game anyway" to act as a cheering sec­ that the decision could be reversed, Russell said. He tion. added that Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenber­ Russell said that, in effect, the University has not ger wanted the band to make the trip. paid for a band trip since the trip to Gainesville two Last Tuesday, the band was informed that it would years ago. not be going to the game, Russell said. Last year, the band accompanied the football team "I can't imagine how in anybody's wildest dreams on its trip to the Mirage Bowl in Tokyo, Japan. Miami's we could send the band to Gainesville," Lieberman said. opponent was the University of Notre Dame. "It's my understanding that the athletic director |Dr. Stanford said each school received $195,000 plus ex­ Harry Mallios|, the band director, and the football coach penses from the Japanese sponsor to send the team and Menm. HurTlcan- RICK VEHMGRAO knew there was no money to go to Gainesville." the band to Japan. This money was used to cover part Director Russell Was Told The Hand Mighl Go To Gainesville Many band members were disappointed, and a few of the athletic deficit, he said. angry, at tlie decision to cancel the trip. According to Lieberman, the money came from Tele . . . he estimated the lost ol the "truditionar trip at $13.IHHI Russell explained that the band only goes on one Planning International, Inc. "The contract originally trip each year, usually to Gainesville. The decision provided for only 100 band members," he said. The Uni­ ty Tourist Authority, he added. Russell said he did not know if the band would ac­ means that it will not be making any trips this year, he versity raised money to send the rest of the band, partly "I think the band has done a terrific job in building company thc team to a bowl game should UM be invited said. through donations from such groups as the Dade Coun- sorely-needed school spirit," Lieberman said. to one. Some-Object To What Prof 'Said'

By JOHN OUDENS and stance in the Mideast today. MARY CRONIN "The candidates | Carter and Rea­ Sews Writers gan | saluted Israel with unre­ "Eight hundred thousand to one strained enthusiasm. Israel is con­ million Palestinians left Palestine sidered to be a bastion of democra­ .. . and it is this conflict of Arab- cy and a state beleaguered by ter­ Asian people pitted against a large­ rorism, communism, and anti- ly European people that started the Americanism," Said said. "The |present-day| conflict," said Dr. Ed­ problem with this is that the Pales­ ward Said, during Thursday's lec­ tinians were passed over in si­ ture on U.S foreign policy and Pal­ lence." estinian self-determination. Said's According to Said, the July 22, lecture was followed by a ques­ 1980, annexation by Israel, recent tion-and-answer period, in- which punishments of Arab-Palestinian he had several heated exchanges villages within Israel's borders, and with members of the audience. the Israeli plunges into Lebanon Said is a professor of English and during 1979 and 1980, were all ig­ comparative literature at Columbia nored by the candidates during the University. The lecture was spon­ presidential campaign. sored by Lecture Series in conjunc­ He declared that President-Elect tion with the Council of Interna­ Reagan will "soon have to come to tional Students and Organizations grips with the situation in the Mid­ (COISO). dle East." Said is particulary con­ "As far as I'm concerned, it |the cerned with the current situation lecture | is not political. It is good involving Israel's annexation of the for the students to know what is Golan Heights. He said that Israel's going on," said Ushar Rajkumar, plan is to continue what was done president of COISO. with East Jerusalem. Rabbi Mark Kram. director of "The Israelis' plan is to expel UM's Hillel Jewish Student Center, 700.000 to 800,000 Palestinians from Israel," said Said. "The best was disappointed with the lecture. Miami Hurricane? RICK VEINGRAQ "I don't feel that it is in the best in­ Palestinian, as far as the Israelis are terest of the University to bring to concerned, is a deported Palestini­ Rabbi Mark Kram. Director Of Hillel an." campus a card-carrying member of ... he MM disappointed it ilh llu- lei lure a terrorist organization (the Pales­ Said stated that Israel's military tine National Council|," he said. is making plans to take advantage of "the interim situation" brought After an introduction by Jacques about by the conclusion of the pres­ Moritz, chairman of Lecture Series, idential campaign. He feels that, Said Wants Change Said opened his lecture by outlining' due to Carter's new lack of power, the 20th Century history of the Israel now sees a chance to conquer Arab-Israeli conflict. Said stated Lebanon. that, after World War I, European He went on to say that "risks for In Autonomy Talks Jews began immigrating to the area an all-out war with Israel are quite now known as Israel. This, Said Miami Hurricane Kit K VEINGRAD real. Some people in Israel see a By MARY CRONIN said, caused many thousands of Pal­ war | with Lebanon and other Arab our position [US. policy | is going to Said Lectured On The Palestinians estinians to leave Palestine. countriesl as in Israel's best inter­ Sews Wrtti r be in the future? What would you like to see happen? . . . he i-rilieized 11,8, Mideast polity Said continued his discussion by ests. criticizing America's political Hurricane: You mentioned the Is­ Said: Well, 1 would like to see "Israel's idea is that peace should raeli Peace Movement during the be solved through war. They |Isra- some change in the autonomy talks. lecture; perhaps you'd like to talk In other words, I think the autono­ elis| feel that both banks of the Jor­ about it. dan should belong to Israel." my talks have really reached an Said: What I was referring to end. I don't think that they are ever Amendments Bring Changes Said then turned to the fact that was a number of things. First of all. going to get off the ground. Israel and the U.S. have not decided there is something called the "Peace They |the talks| haven't been upon the basis for a peace settle­ Now" movement. It's a large group able to solve the differences be­ ment, whereas the European na­ of individuals who have agitated in tween Egypt and Israel, for one,, tions have. There is disagreement, Israel against the government poli­ they haven't been able to solve the To Financial Aid Program Said said, among members of Con­ cies, chiefly on the West Bank and differences between Israel and the gress, over whether the Palestinian Gaza. U.S. government, and they haven't amendments, [but] he may try to alter certain portions," Liberation Organization (PLO) That's only part of the move­ involved, and have made no plans to By ELIZABETH BABUN should be the representative of all News Writer he said. ment; there are other parts of the involve the Palestinians. To be eligible to receive financial aid, a student must Palestinian people. movement represented by a small So. I'd like to see that framework The department of Student Financial Aid Services maintain a satisfactory grade point average and must Said's next point dealt with the party called Shelli, which is more changed for one that is more realis­ will make major changes in UM's financial aid program earn at least 12 credits per semester, Hammond pointed U.S. views of the Palestinian peo­ focused than the "Peace Now" tic and deals with the actualities on as a result of the Educational Amendments of 1980, said out. ple, and the formation of Israel in movement, which is a large group­ the ground That is to say, a frame­ Ronald A. Hammond, director of the department. "The students should indicate family expenses in 1948. "Before modernization, the ing of miscellaneous people. work that would involve the Pales­ According to Hammond, some provisions took effect filling out their financial aid application," said Ham­ U.S.' thought that Arabs lived in a The Shelli party has two seats in tinians directly, if necessary mond. "Even though income may increase, the family centuries-past world. Israel was the Knesset, and they come out through the involvement of other Oct 1 Other provisions will not be effective until Jan. 1 considered to be a modern country, or later, he said, because some implemented rules are expenses must be taken into consideration. very openly and specifically for the Arab states, like Jordan and Saudi "I have the final say. A student can make the neces­ and the Arabs seemed not to have establishment of a Palestinian state, Arabia. I think that is the best thing still in the process of being written. had much of an existence. The Israeli withdrawal, and so on and so "This change has to do with inflation in our econo­ sary adjustments with me," he said. that could happen in the coming "Most of the changes expand opportunities for stu­ American |way of| thinking was forth. They are part of this growing |Reagan| administration. my, which places pressure on families to meet the cost that Palestinians would either mod­ peace movement. of education," Hammond said. dents to receive financial aid," said Hammond. For ex­ On the other hand, there is the ample, the Basic and Supplemental Educational Oppor­ ernize or go away. The Rakah party, which is the Is­ likelihood that since there are mem­ Hammond stated that approximately 60 percent of "Israel easily appeared to be a raeli communist party, is made up UM's student population receives financial aid. I ex­ tunity Grants (SEOG and BEOG) now allow students to bers of the Reagan camp who be­ receive funds as long as they are enrolled and are mak­ bastion of modern democracy. |The of both Palestinians and Israelis lieve that Israel should be strength­ pect we will have more students qualifying for various American | people forgot that a ma­ That also is a peace party. Then forms of aid, and more students applying,' he said. I ing satisfactory academic progress. In the past, students ened, therefore the whole notion of could only receive funds for four years, Hammond said. jority of people from the area were there are groups and individuals, Palestinian autonomy and Palestini­ have no guarantee the University will receive ample al­ Arabs. Israel was a way of continu­ like the Israeli League for Human locations for the funding." , The following is a list of the major changes in Title an rights should be scrapped. That's IV Student Aid Programs for 1981-82 as a result of the ing Western hegemony," said Said. Rights, which agitate for Palestini­ a very strong possibility, so I think Since the amendments were passed under Carter s Said concluded with his views of an rights. All this together makes administration, Hammond speculates that some changes amendments: that one of the major struggles that • The maximum award of the BEOG, which has today's treatment of Palestinians by the Israeli Peace Movement. will take place in the early days of will be made bv the new president. "It would be diffi­ Israelis. He stated that Palestinians See Page 2, Col. 3 the Reagan administration is how cult for President!-Elect | Reagan to cancel all of the Hurricane: What do you think s See Page 3, Col. 5 , See Page 3, Col. 4 . .—' •—r p.m. COMPUTt REPAIR Df PT. FOR ALL MAKES MIAMI, FLORIDA 33143. INFORMATION IN MIAMI CALL • 661-8969 or 661-8960 ISRAEL PROGRAMS TABLE: The Zionist Action Movement will be sponsoring an Israel programs table in the Student Union Breezeway on Nov 19 and 21 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. If you have an interest in visiting Israel stop bv for information. GOLDEN KEY INITIATION: Golden Key will initiate 277 new mem­ bers today at 8 p.m. in the Crystal Ballroom of the Coconut Grove Hotel. New members, and their families, old members, and adminis­ "Ho w I ended the trators are invited. PRE-LEGAL LIBRARY UPDATED. The pre-legal library is being up­ dated. All students interested in checking out bulletins may come by the office, in room 721-A of the Ashe Building. The library is open on Mondays. Wednesdays, and Fridays, from 9:30 ajn. to 3 p.m., and on Tuesdavs, and Thursdays, from 9:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. nightmare of Her pes? PRE-LEGAL SOCIETY BANQUET: The society will be holding a ban­ quet on Tuesday. Nov. 25. at 8 p.m. at the Playboy Club. Tickets for the event are $15 and will be on sale until Nov. 17. If you are planning It began in Palm Springs. A business reply.. ."Bob, there may be something to attend, stop by room 721 of the Ashe building and make reserva­ tions trip that started with a night at a disco. I that can help you!... And was there ever! I WOMEN'S SOCCER CLUB: Any woman interested in playing soccer remember the girl quite well. She was a could hardly believe it myself, in less than can contact Ann at x3253. No experience is necessary. Tbe games are scheduled for Sundays. beautiful, honey-blonde surfer from L.A. two weeks my Herpes was completely BUSINESS INTERNSHIPS: The business school will be offering an in­ With a body that could knock your eyes under control and out of sight!... If ever ternship program during the second semester. All interested under­ graduate senior and graduate students should contact their depart­ out. Certainly she was the most attractive there was a new lease on life, this was ment chairperson during pre-advising for placement with a firm. woman I'd ever met. That night, we made it! . .. And incredible as it sounds, my AFRICAN STUDENT ORGANIZATION: Help earthquake victims in Algeria by sending your donations to "El Asnum Relief Fund," Ameri­ passionate, seemingly endless love. It was Herpes has never returned since that can Security Bank — Woodley Branch, 2300 Calvert Street, N.W., an experience I'll never forget. And a time. I repeat never returned. Washington, D.C. 20008. PRE-LEGAL SOCIETY: law Firm Visitation., will be on Thursday, night that left me with two things. A Nov. 20 at 12:30 p.m. and Friday, Nov. 21. at 1:30 p.m. Society mem­ beautiful memory of Palm Springs. And a The next step. bers can have lunch and talk with a lawyer. If interested, call the So­ terrible case of Herpes Simplex. ciety at X3843 or Raquel Rodriguez at 858-6005. I hope you'll understand there are USBG: lhe USBG secretary is looking for people to work on the press committee If interested, contact Michelle Carroll, at the USBG office, Ihe disease. reasons why I can't tell my entire story x.3082. here. But if you'll fill out the coupon STUDENT RIGHTS AGENCY: SRA provides assistance with legal and academic problems, and helps students in need of a bail bond. Call Anyone who has Herpes Simplex below and send it in along with $2.25 to. x6626 for a 21-hour answering service, or stop by room 244 of the doesn't need a graphic description of what Student Union. cover my printing and mailing costs, I'll- JOB RECRUITING: Key Power, Inc.. distributor for Detroit Diesel Al­ it's like. The ugly blisters. The pain. The send you what I think is a very valuable lison. John Deere and Kirloskar diesel engines, will be recruiting at embarassment. And worst of all, the booklet. It details my experiences fully UM on Thursday. 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PhD. an anthropol­ therapist for a back problem when I men­ PO Box 1517 ogist from Chicago, will deliver a lecture and slide presentation on New York, New York 10116 "Sex Roles and Culture: Women in Israel, Morocco, and the United tioned how badly my Herpes was acting States," on Monday, Nov 24 The lecture starts at 1 p m in room 190 up. As long as I live, I'll never forget his of the I.earning Center All are welcome Tuesday, November 18, 1980-THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Page 3 Said: U.S. Always Backed Shah

From Page I lead of the Shah, and that has been tion, it hasn't involved any conces­ to proceed on the Middle East. our policy ever since. sions on fundamental principles, it's Reagan's administration, you Hurricane: If Israel and the PLO been more forthcoming. It has been must not forget, has very strong refuse to recognize each other, do more willing to deal with the idea ties to the Arab oil countries, who you think that there can ever be a of peace with Israel than the Israel­ are obviously committed to the PLO coming-together, or do you feel that is have. That's the problem at pres­ (Palestinian Liberation Organiza­ they are slowly changing? ent. tion). And there's the military wing, Said: Well, it's hard to tell, be­ Now, there are a lot of people, which wants to increase the spend­ cause Israel is now in a peculiar po­ and this is the last point that I want ing on Israeli defense and drop the sition. There's to be an Israeli elec­ to make, that believe that if the whole question of Palestinian tion, the earliest would be the choice were put to the Israelis by rights. spring, would be the fall; the labor government or a different So I would like to see more of the it's unlikely that Begin will be re­ government — I don't believe that first, but there's going to be conflict turning. The labor party will be anything can change under Begin between these conflicting currents coming in. — with the support of the United within the Reagan camp, and it's The labor party, on the other States, and with continued pressure hard to tell which will win. hand, has been floating different from Egypt, it might be possible to ideas. Now. whether any of these produce something that would Hurricane: You also spoke (dur­ ideas will ever command the elec­ make a Palestinian-Israeli exchange ing the lecture] of Iran and the Iran­ torate, will really get support in the a possiblity. Miami Hurricane/RICK VEINGRAD ian revolution, and how we were country, is doubtful. I mean it There are a lot of ifs there, but On Friday, Alan Rubin, president of the Undergraduate Student Body Government, not seeing which way the revolu­ might, but I'm not sanguine about that is the only way that I can see was "kidnapped" by Lambda Chi Alpha. The abduction was a fundraising effort; tion was going. it. it. And of course you mustn't forget Said: Yes, before the revolution. Now the Palestinian position, on that the cost of the occupation is in­ fraternity brothers raised money to buy Thanksgiving food baskets for the needy. the other hand, I believe — and this creasing, and the international iso­ Jim Dunn, mayor of Coral Gables, was also "kidnapped." Lambda Chi raised more Hurricane: What of the idea that is not often commented on and lation of Israel is also increasing. it was America's policy for Iran to known in this country — has been a Those are factors which will play a than $200, and received many donations of canned goods. gain self-determination from the policy of, I wouldn't call it concilia­ large role. — -—• Shah. Said: No, that's simply not true because, in fact, I've just written a Lifelines Concludes With Football Game book about that. Disputes Escalate The official U.S. policy even after Special To TH* Hurricane Fit-Trail Fun Run — 5:30 p.m. on the Ibis Cafeteria. the Shah fell was committed to the Lifelines, sponsored by Campus the Intramural Field. Judo Club — 7:30 p.m. on the Pahlavi regime. If you look for an Sports and Recreation, and the Stu­ Intramural Volleyball Champion­ Patio. example, in an article that appeared Into Shouting Match dent Health Advisory Committee, ships — 7 p.m. at the Lane Recre­ Radio Club — 6 p.m. on the roof in the fall issue of Foreign Policy by rounds out the week with more ac­ ation Center. of the engineering building. U.S. Ambassador William Sullivan From Page 1 began the session by expressing his tivities on the theme of health and C.P.R. Instruction — 7:30 p.m. in Rugby Scrimmage — 7 p.m. on in Tehran, you will note that both live in exile under "stringent" Is­ displeasure with Said's speech and recreation among the students. The room 226 of the Union. the Intramural F'ield. Brzezinski and other Carter advi­ raeli control. remarks against Israel. Zemach dis­ following is a schedule of events for Thursday, Nov. 20: Frisbee Demonstration — 4-5 sors said right up to and after the "Currently, there are 200,000 po­ puted many of Said's allegations the second part of the week: p.m. on the Patio. revolution that "We must hold on to litical prisoners (from the West against Israel, and became very Fencing Demonstration — noon the Shah no matter what." Wednesday, Nov. 19: on the Patio. Friday, Nov. 21: Bank | held for security offenses," angry when Said coolly dismissed said Said. "That's 20 percent of the Zemach's complaints. Bowling Tournament — 10:30 Bowling Tournament — 10:30 Bowling Tournament — 10:30 The .idea of Iranian self-determi­ am.-2 p.m. in the Union. nation is an idea which had no place population. From this figure you get Said then cited many Israeli laws a.m.-2 p.m. in the Student Union. a.m.-2 p.m. in the Union. Sailing Demonstration — on Aikido Demonstration — noon on in U.S. foreign policy. Iran was con­ the idea of what it is like to live which he felt were stacked against Gerald Tinker — noon on the the Patio. sidered important for its oil, for its under Israeli military control. the Palestinian people. Zemach and Student Union Patio. Lake Osceola in the afternoon. Every West Bank student, teacher, Billiards Exhibition — 3 and 8 Hurricane Ski Club — on Lake strategic location, but, above all, UM law student Barry Weinburger UM Divers Show — 2 p.m. at the Osceola in the afternoon. because the Shah was a great pur­ and textbook must be cleared by persisted in their dispute of many of pool. p.m. in the lower lounge of the the Israeli military. Union. Fitness Check-up — 2 p.m. on the chaser of American arms. And, Said's points. Water Ski Show — on Lake Os­ right up until the revolution was in Dr. George Sheehan — 8 p.m. in Patio. "This brings about understand­ As the session began to escalate ceola in the afternoon. Saturday, Nov. 22: fact evicting him from Iran, we able anti-occupation feelings. West into a shouting match, Moritz took Turkey Trot — 8 a.m. on the were supporting him. Bank Palestinians have faced mass the podium and asked the audience Intramural Field. I think that to say that we were expulsion and humiliation ... The to calm down. "We ane not here for FREE: TUBE OF HAIR CONDITIONER WITH CUT Amateur Radio Club — 9 a.m.-5 interested in Iran's self-determina­ Palestinians and Israelis are two a debate," Moritz said. "We want p.m. on the roof of the engineering tion is simply to say that we were asymmetrical communities of fear." questions from'the floor." building. interested in the Shah', and Iran Said does not think that the However, when Said resumed HAIR GALLERY Table Tennis Singles Tournament ruled by the Shah. That has simply Camp David Peace Talks have truly taking questions from the floor, the 9300 S. DIXIE HWY. (Regional Qualifie") — 9 a.m. in the not been borne out by any evidence helped the Mideast situation. shouting among many persons in, Union. that has been produced by the fall "As soon as we realize the need the audience —. not only Zemach UPSTAIRS, RM. 203 Video Games Tournament — 10 of the Shah. for Internal framework |among Is­ and Weinburger, but other anti- and a.m. in the Student Union game There was a series of six articles raelis and Palestinians!, there can pro-Palestinians — continued, and 'Complimentary Cocktails room. in the Washington Post in late Octo­ be real peace — not fantastic cha­ grew louder and angrier. I B^rims •Oj-n Evenings Foosball Tournament — 10 a.m. ber by Scott Evanston that exactly rades," concluded Said. Moritz asked the audience to in the game room. bears this out: that the administra­ Following Said's lecture, ques­ limit their questions to two minutes I Curley Perms Kendall — 666-9718 Football Game (UM vs. North tion was not simply not paying at­ tions were fielded from the audi­ in length, but the shouting persist­ Precision Cuts Coral Gables 448-4247 Texas State) — 4 p.m. at the Or­ tention to the situation in Iran, they ence. UM Philosophy Professor Ed­ ed. At this point, Moritz ended the ange Bowl. were simply blindly following the ward Zemach, a native Israeli, lecture.

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Isn't it ironic that the 'Canes are finally being considered for a Bowl game, and we may not make it because our Orange Bowl audiences are just too small? The Hurricanes have come a long way. From being a laughing stock football team, to a good team, to an unbeaten and unbelievable team at the beginning of this sea­ son. The 'Canes have what it takes to compete with the best. All they need now is school and community support. Of the other teams considered to play against Virginia in the Peach Bowl, UM has the best record. However, promoters of that game are skepti­ cal since this community is not known for setting attendence rec­ ords. A big crowd in the OB this weekend could insure that we would at least be given equal consideration. Isn't it worth it to you to see your team play in a Bowl? The beginning of this season was marked with football fever, Hurricane-mania, big wins, and all out support. As soon as the team^ost a couple of games, they lost the sup­ port. That just isn't fair. This Saturday could make a big difference to the football team and the future of athletics at UM. A Bowl game for us would be a stunning accomplishment and might even help pave the way for an on-campus stadium. It's just like voting. Your presence your one extra pair of clapping hands in the Orange Bowl this weekend will count. The Hurricanes were down for a while, but they are certain­ ly not out. They have shown us a great deal of power and deter­ mination this semester. Now it's our turn to show them how we feel. Letters To The Editor In plain terms: Be there, because: A BOWL IS STILL THE GOAL.

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To The Editor: goes into a show before jumping If the committee doesn't other group, and was strongly Asbestos Danger to unjust conclusions. know how to run a parade, con­ recommended to go in a letter I am writing on behalf of the As for the remainder of the tact someone who does. In fu­ irom Coach Schnellenberger. Band of the Hour in regards to a show, this was trying to main­ ture years, you might consider This is yet another event in few actions and accusations tain a bit of tradition. If it is tra­ talking to the band director who my four years here which No Joking Matter made in the last few weeks. dition that you wish to attack, really knows about parades. A shows how little the administra­ The first person I direct this go ahead; but don't blame it on band has to. tion listens to its own campus to is the Hurricane Editor Rit­ the band. I hope the committee isn't ex­ opinion. chie Lucas and his editorial col­ Secondly, I want to comment pecting many of the performing There is an analogy between Recent discoveries have proven what many people here have umn of Tuesday, Nov. 11. about the extreme disorder as­ groups back, because we were the incident with the adminis­ suspected for ages: Asbestos ceilings exist throughout campus, In this column it was said sociated with the 1980 Home­ living a bad reputation and this tration and a song in our Nov. and pose certain health hazards. that the Committee had called coming Parade. To call a 7 p.m. unorganized event did not help a 22 show. It will be a long time before the conclusive evidence is in, but the band and requested certain parade is one thing, but not to thing. The final number will be the it is no secret that the danger is there. pieces of music that pertain to start that same parade at 7:30 Finally, I would like to com­ theme from Ice Castles; and I In a recent Hurricane comic strip, "Harry Kane" complained the Homecoming theme. This p.m. is another. ment about the administration's sincerely hope that Henry King about the asbestos ceiling in his room and the affect it had on his year, no such communication Obviously, the people in­ action in not sending the band to Stanford will be directly on the pet mice. Although we were trying to bring a serious matter to was made. volved had not looked at all the Gainesville for the U of Florida 50-yard line. light, this is nothing to take lightly. It was the band staff's deci­ procedures involved. Groups iootball game. The analogy is that in the Asbestos has been linked to causing cancer in people usually sion to choose the song which moved into position late due to Yes, I understand about bud­ movie the blind skater falls thirty years after inhaling the particles. Of course the effects, (if was a theme song of a popular faulty instructions, roads get control, but for an adminis­ after her performance because any) on UM residents and students will not be known for many television show. I wish people weren't blocked off by 6:15 tration to neglect sending the she "forgot about the flowers" years, but the administration must take corrective actions now. would realize how much work p.m.; the list is endless. group anywhere for the past to be thrown in the rink. Although the ceilings in Mahoney and Pearson dorms were two years is a bit unjustified. Well, I truly hope the band re-done over the summer because of suspected asbestos, this is not Tokyo wasn't the area you doesn't fall because we forgot the only place were alterations are needed. 9 would go recuriting, but the about the administration. LC — 154, the campus television studio, has also been rum­ university came out $195,000 This is one large stab in the oured to have asbestos ceilings. Additionally, The Hurricane has Editorial 'Digs richer, according to Dave High- back for this campus organiza­ received many phone calls fron residents, students and faculty mark. tion. who suspect asbestos in their rooms, offices and classrooms. This group has worked hard, Christopher M. Sulline The University can not afford to wait on this matter. A certi­ Deemed Unjustified promoted more spirit than any Captain, Band of the Hour fied inspection of every room on this campus should be done im­ minently. To The Editor: It was due to this march that Voyager Mission: the band received the title In reference to the article "Band of the Hour" in the late STAFF "Homecoming Games Lacked 1940's. Henry Fillmore left his Publi*h_d M-rti-wtck.y during .h« »c_d«mi_ \j*.m Copyright 19 7 T by ih_ Organization" in Tuesday's, entire estate to the Band of the Saturn Put In Focus Urwvwsi.y ol Miami Nov. 11 Hurricane, it was stated Hour and Henry Fillmore Hall Copyright 1968 by the Urnvtrt-ty of Miami (Undargraduate Student Body). To The Editor: of a highly advantagious plane­ was built in rememberance of Post Offic* Box 248132. University of Miami, Coral Gables that the Band of the Hour's tary alignment for their fantas­ him. Florida 33124 choice of music was lackluster While reading through the tic voyages. This was the last This publication is written and edited by studenti of the University of Miami Thia pub- and uninspiring. It is only fitting that Home­ latest issue of the Hurricane, my NASA project to observe func­ ttcation does not nscessari-v represent tha views and opinions of the University's trustees It appears that the editorial coming music be something that prior views have been all but ficulty or administration. tional life via disposable rockets writer should have researched brings togehter those that are confirmed. — and from Florida as an added RITCHIE H. LUCAS ANDREW L. FURGATCH the reasons for the chosen half- here now and those who have In my opinion, articles of bonus to us natives. time show before making accu­ gone before us. Editor-in-Chief Business Manager news deserving far more atten­ Voyager 1, initiallty behind sations. Throughout this semester, the tion than some insignificant but now the leader, has aver­ The theme of Homecoming band has been the most ardent writings are often not included. aged well over 30,000 mph and was "Games People Play". If supporter of the 'Canes. Managing Editor Debbie Wilker Sure, many of us live in a lit­ is now under Saturn's influence, one was listening, he would The band has spent many la­ tle world of its own here at UM, is travelling better than three News Editors Maria Vega. Mark A. Wooster have heard NBC's theme Proud bored hours voluntarily per­ Associate News Editor Terry Fein but we must also recognize times that amount — a billion Editorials Editor Amy Jacoves As A Peacock. This was the in­ forming parades, impromptu some of the profound accom­ miles from earth and detached Assistant Editorials Editor Howie Burns troduction to the tune of Games pep rallies; in addition to the ar­ plishments of mankind. for three years. duous practices in preparation Entertainment Editor Lourdes Moller People Play — the theme of the Through all the bustle of Home­ Relating directly to us, the Assistant Entertainment Editor Jason Haikara popular television show — for pre-game, half-time and coming, crime and arguing; I did post-game entertainment. scientific contributions are Sports Editor Peter S. Hamm Games People Play which is not notice one passing mention countless as well as mind-bog­ Assistant Sports Editor Chuck Rabin broadcast on NBC. This was If all organizations on campus of the distant journeys of the gling. Photography Editor Kerry Pittenger within the framework of the spent the time the band has to Voyager spacecrafts. As I write this, my mind loses Cartoonist Porfirio de la Cruz Homecoming theme. induce spirit, the Orange Bowl Some of us may be overcon- Circulation Manager John Nagle would be filled to capacity each itself in the deep thought of It is traditional for the Band cerned about $.25, a trimmed Voyagers' future. Assistant Circulation Manager Lars Schmekel of the Hour to play Henry Fill­ game. Production Manager Harry William Prichett hedge or a new record album At this moment, Voyager 1 is more's march Man of the Hour Therefore, we feel the digs (and in some instances, rightful­ Assistant Production Manager Victoria Taylor displayed in this article were passing through Saturn's mag­ Classified Manager Christopher Floro at each Homecoming game with ly so) but all should take a little the Alumni Band. unjustifiable. nificent ring system. Staff Coordinator Janet Reynolds time and ponder over the Voy­ Hopefully, with continued The Man of the Hour and Randy Cash ager missions and hold them­ flawless performance, and luck, Henry Filmore have an intricate Drum Major, Band of the Hour selves spellbound for whatever we can go together to Uranus involvement with the history of Barbara Dutton Senior Advisor George Southworth reasons intrigue them most and Neptune and beyond with a Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger the Band of the Hour. Secretary, Tau Beta Sigma about these highly efficient and project that the collective work remarkable robots. of all Americans has depended These twins were born in on for fulfillment. NEWS STAFF:EM_abeth Bahun. Mary Cronin. Christopher Horn, Wendell C.aertner. Jacki. America preceding a rare period Douglas D. Dawn Hallifax, Cindy Heaster. Charles Lavin. Ana M Lopez, Martha Martin. John Oudens. Steve Want To Quit Smoking? Renick. Jonathan Winson. EDITORIALS STAFF: Jean (laude de la France. Kathy Rybarciyk. Larry Signori To The Editor: It neutralizes the nicotene in the ENTERTAINMENT STAFF:Ana Aretes. Mark Bajuk. Mary Cronin. Roberl Goldberg. Mar- body, and therefore, leaves one eellus Harper. Helene Jaceebson, Don Lawson. Al 1ipay, Raul Molina. Tom Mejon, Daisy M. In regards to Howie Burns' with no physiological craving Oil vera, An E. Quirch. Linda Shapiro, Lane Steinberg. Yoli Zugasti article on smoking tobacco. for a cigarette. There are three Letters Welcome SPORTS STAFEiHollv Byer. F.lliol Cantor. Christopher Floro, Scott Jacobs. Bob Norris, Mi follow-up visits over three chael Hool, Abraham h|.im.e> Jonathan Winson. Raymond Hall. Jeff Trocin The Schick Center is not the only way to quit smoking. months. The $200 fee covers a The Hurricane welcomes letters of interest to the University PHOTOGRAPHY STAFF:l>ennis Deblois. Pete l.ip.chul.. Sheila Karsh. Christopher Floro physical examination and lab Bill Urquhart. Jill J. Slone. Monica Walden. Jame* Wilson There is a program which is and its community. All letters considered for publication must much less expensive. work. be typed, and bear the writers name and signature. Deadlines BUSINESS OFFICE STAFF: Maieta ._p_HJ-_, RMMll ' "'*' r. Jana Walh... hand ("hn'fa So if you are psycologically for publication are: Tuesday at five p.m. for Friday's edition and Fn°ay°tJhrf,eP-m- 1°r Tuesday's edition. All letters which are EDITORIAL OFFICE STAFF: Barbara Siemens Dr. Roger Palmer of UM's ready to quit using tobacco, con­ published will bear the writer's name in print. SALES STAFF:Linda Brown. Barrv Kanlrowil/. Kenny Sihindler. Marion Wa.kover Pharmacology Department has tact Wanda at 547-6831. developed an injection contain­ H. M. Hooper >^___ ; ing novacaine. B-l and minerals. University Staff t rnlm f "Tuesday. November 18 1980-THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Pac)€ 5 ITC Vote Controversial: ^^ Is It Sayonara For U.S. f out . e. Cfn.2 Automobile Manufacturers?

the way he does. The bad news goes on. Over > In 1970, 3.7% of the cars for 100,000 jobs were lost over the Howie sale in the United States were past year in the auto industry; Burns imported from Japan. Ten years and more than 1600 automobile dealerships have gone under. .irt- SntHjim. v later, that figure is almost six ,,__ -Hy/mSar*. 3__T-*3/_-S »J->M_. »,.,•/ -3jnm*S ** ^e.3e._e — r^JO -_ _w/___. Assistant times as much. In 1980, it has Michael Calhoun, one of the Editorials been estimated that 21.9% of ITC members to vote against Editor the total number of cars avail­ regulation, said that "imports able are Japanese imports. have always been a thorn in the I Thus far in 1980, the big side of the American consum­ St • TbSH HflVtS > three American car companies er." (GM, Ford and Chrysler) have Now that this 'thorn' cannot Last week, the International already lost over $5 billion. be controlled, American auto Trade Commission voted 3-2 not Luckily for Chrysler, their makers will have to make a con­ to regulate the number of Japa­ K-Cars have been attracting centrated effort to lessen their nese cars imported into this American consumers. For the dependency on foreign parts. country. It is an obvious victory sales month of October, Chrys­ If this effort fails, and if Japa­ for Japanese car makers and a ler sales rose 6%, while GM nese imports continue to over­ defeat for the Americans. claimed losses of 12% and Ford shadow the American product, I The ITC blamed the recession claiming losses at almost 23%. regret to inform you that it will in the auto industry not so much There is, however, a long way not be long before we are say­ on the quota of foreign imports, for Chrysler to go. The company ing sayonara to the once al­ but on the American depend­ must sell all of the K-Cars just mighty American automobile in­ ence on countries like Brazil, to break even. dustry. Italy, France, England and Ger­ many for small parts. "BK GOOD This dependence has been sig­ TO INTERNATIONAL Now that cheap nificant, but many American YOWSELF!" auto manufacturers are up in transportation is not only TRAVEL, INC. It's healthier. arms over the ITC decision, and desirable but necessary, • Airlines Tickets from my point of view, their more and more people dissatisfaction is justified. **#t&> are discovering the • Cruises • Tours Douglas Fraser, President of versatility of the bicycle. Classified Riviera Theatre Bldg. the United Auto Workers, is In Classifieds, of course. "bitterly dissappointed" over 1SS2 So. 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known team like Louisiana it again — even with the two State University to the Bowl, losses behind us. We didn't. you can bet they'll do it. And that was the end of spirit The 'Canes are playing North atUM. Texas State this Saturday. The Orange Bowl was as Though every game this year good as empty for Homecoming. has been important for the Hur­ Why should we waste our time ricanes, this one will not be on a losing team? totally dependent upon whether Come on guys. This attitude we win or lose — it is contin­ stinks!!. Some say that there won't be gent upon team support. This is why we may not get spirit in a school unless the Throughout the year, campus to a Bowl this year or any year. school has a winning football Face it, if the attitude on cam­ team. Others say that a team spirit has fluctuated as regularly as the stock market. pus doesn't change fast — the can't win unless they are sup­ only bowl we'll get to this year ported by their students. In the beginning of the year, the 'Canes were knocking 'em or any year is the Toilet Bowl. So what's a school to do? dead and morale was high. It UM definately has a major After pondering this question was great. case of apathy. for about two years I have come This may be due to the fact to a conclusion: Improve school Our team had a super record up to that point — we were 4-0 that we are in a metropolitan spirit — it doesn't matter city and that there are better whether or not the team wins. and UM was on top of the world. things to do than sit around and The main idea behind this is There were pep rallies held watch the 'Canes lose. that students will be having This popular belief is a cop- such a good time yelling and outside of the football dorm, the Orange Bowl was filled to ca­ out. Other teams at major uni­ screaming and supporting UM, versities across the nation, that it won't matter if we lose. pacity during UM's rampage over Florida State and students whether in a college town or I know this sounds ridiculous, actually began to show an inter­ not, receive support from the but I can back it up with proof. est in our University. student body. It is no secret that UM is lack­ Then came that dreaded day Tulane University is by no ing in the areas of unity and means a college in a college spirit, but when it interferes at Notre Dame. Somehow, deep in our hearts, we knew that we town. With the French Quarter with our success — something just a few miles away in a city must definitely be done to cor­ wouldn't beat the powerful Irish, but it didn't matter. that never sleeps, there is plenty rect the situation. to do in New Orleans. This entire year has focused Then again there was a chance. We'd done so great the The Tulane Greenwave aren't around the hopes of getting to a exactly the best football team bowl. The Athletic Department whole time; "there's no stop­ ping us now". but you can bet that the Super- has promoted the idea from the dome is filled for every game. beginning of the semester and When we lost, students were Long ticket lines like this one could be a reality for UM fans next season if upset, but we still had a mighty Even the University of Flori­ the prospects of a bowl bid got da, with a team that has lost vir­ the Hurricanes continue winning. However, fan turn out has not been high students psyched. impressive record for the year, and there was still a chance for tually every game in the past That dream can become a enough this season, and small crowds may jeopardize our chance for the us to attain the 'Goal Of A two years, has shown more reality. Peach Bowl this January. Bowl'. spirit than UM. The Peach Bowl Committee We were supposed to beat Of course the students were has told UM officials that if we disappointed that the Gators are to be considered for the Mississippi State. It was the one team that was sure to rid us of we're losing, but it wasn't the bowl, the 'Canes have to draw a end of the world for them. crowd. It's understandable. the chance of any sort of losing streak. If you attend a university, The bowls are a money-mak­ you should support it. But, that ing scheme. If the Peach Bowl Students attended the game, but attendance was visibly doesn't mean that it should be officials can attract more fans painful. from inviting a nationally lower. "Here we go again" was heard around campus as all faith Remember, we're in college, was lost in the 'Canes. and we're only here once. Last year's victory over Penn Make the most of it and have State was one that brought fun. You'll see that the fun we pride to the entire school. have and the spirit we show We knew that if we did it last will take the Hurricanes to that year, that we could for sure do long-awaited bowl.

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•Hamlet" Opens At Crow Tragedy Brings Success To Players

leave the audience with that sense without her. He needs to build up to The fighting in the action-filled By LOURDES MOLLER of continuity. that scene. last scene was directed by B.H. Entertainment Editor The acting, as aforementioned, J. Cameron played Ophelia. This Barry who did an excellent job at showed true dramatic talent. Many is Cameron's second appearance at capturing the excitement. Claudius' To go or not to go see Hamlet at of the actors in Players State's Players having opened the season as fall from the staircase was very im­ the Coconut Grove Playhouse, that Hamlet have done extensive work Judith Hastings in Gemini. pressive. is the question. in Shakespeare. Cameron portrayed Ophelia as The special effects done on the The answer goes as follows ... If Craig Dudley portrayed Hamlet the innocent, rather dim-wit­ ghost of Hamlet's father, as created you are a devout admirer of Shakes­ to be not as indecisive as some liter­ ted,young girl. Ophelia's climactic by John Haupt. Special Effects and pearian plays, then yes, you'll defi­ ary critics have claimed the charac­ scene where she has gone mad was Lighting Consulant for Disney nitely enjoy this performance. If ter to be. Dudley presented a rather brilliantly performed by Cameron. World, was nothing but smoke ris­ not, then wait for lighter material strong, passionate Hamlet who had Her voice suits the character per­ ing from Jack Trevor (image of the to be staged by Players State Thea­ clear reasons for delaying the mur­ fectly as does her looks. ghost). It was effective but nothing tre. der of his uncle. His portrayal pro­ William Metzo portrayed a to get overly-excited about. The The acting is exceptional. The set vided the intensity needed to keep power hungry, yet humane Claudi­ battered costume of the ghost was design is good. The special effects this production highly dramatic. us. In his praying scene, Metzo pro­ very authentic. add to the ambiance. The fight Despair seemed to flow from him. voked sympathy or at least under­ WLRN National Public Radio in scene is exciting. So therefore, The audience seemed to sympathize standing for his character. After all, South Florida, Alan Corbett and Players State has come up with an­ with him instead of getting impa­ Shakespeare made all his charac­ WTMI, succesfully produced the other successful, highly polished tient. It was an outstanding per­ ters, no matter how evil, to be capa­ eerie voice of the spirit, adding presentation. It's just not for every­ formance. ble of some good. If not they would much to those scenes Ophelia and Polonius Discuss Young Love one. Dudley's only flaw was his in­ be too cut and dry. Metzo, however, Players State's production of Despite having cut several scenes consistency in emotion towards still portrayed all the synicism, hy­ Hamlet showed professionalism to . . . does Hamlet love Ophelia or i* he going mad? from the original text, Hamlet still Ophelia. Throughout the play, he pocrisy, and evil in Claudius. the smallest detail. If you're a lover tends to drag in the second act. If portrayed Hamlet to be only slightly Miller Lide portrayed the redun­ of Shakespeare, don't miss this one. uncut, the play would run about interested in Ophelia but in the dant Polonius with a great deal of Tickets are still available by calling five hours which would have the scene at Ophelia's tomb, he raged wit. He helped relieve the play from the box office at 442-4000. Hamlet average theatre-goer in desperation. with such passion as if he would die its continuously tragic dialogue. will run through December 7. Players cut minor characters like Tube Talk Returns Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Hamlet's schoolmates, to reach a larger audience by focusing on the main drama. Shaskespeare's comic With A 'TV Guide' relief with the gravediggers was still left in, except with only one gravedigger. The actors are finally off the "The main thrust of the play is picket lines, and the new television often obscured for modern audi­ season is now in full gear. To cele­ ences by the sub-plots. For the Eliz­ brate this auspicious occasion, the abethan audience, it was what they superb Entertainment Editor and Assistant demanded and enjoyed, but unfortu­ Assistant Entertainment Editor of nately, our generation is glued to a the Hurricane have allowed me to Editorials 90 — 120-minute format," ex­ revive the column that launched my Editor plained David Robert Kanter, the brilliant, yet unheralded, writing artistic and producing director of career. Hamlet. Kanter has an acute sense for what to leave in and take out with In this special edition of Tube Talk, I would like to share with you the exception of maybe the last some of my ideas for the current TV season in the form of the TV listings scene in the original text when we read daily. Without further procrastination, we interrupt this Enter­ young Fortinbras, King of Norway tainment section to bring you the Tube Talk television highlights of the marches into Denmark. Kanter week. chose to omit that scene and instead end Hamlet with the tragic deaths TUESDAY of the royal family. Fortinbras' scene represents the restoration of HPM(IO) HAPPY DAYS the crown and Shakespeare's view Hamlet Pleads With Gertrude Not To Sleep *% ilh Claudius Chachi gets Joanie pregnant and with most of the original cast under that life continues despite tragedy. contract to NBC, it's up to the Fonz (Henry Winkler) to perform the abor­ It should have been included to . . . Craig Dudley gives exeeptionul performanee as Hamlet tion.

ee 9 PM (10) THREES COMPANY Part 1. Thinking he was the only gay in the apartment, Jack abruptly moves out after finding Chrissy in bed with Janet. Benatar Gives Audience 'Best Shot WEDNESDAY By DON LAWSON She sported her new super-short, who knew how to sing it. Benatar introduced the last song Entertainment Writer bleached-blonde hair cut. Every­ Each and every song seemed to by saying, "This is a song about 8 PM (7)REAL PEOPLE thing in her set emphasised the be the favorite number of a signifi­ child abuse." There followed an Scheduled segments include a 12-year-old boy with five nostrils, the Friday night Pat Benatar showed sexy aspect of Benatar's image. The cant part of the audience: Benatar's emotion packed version of Hell Is world's first headless lion tamer; and a dermatologist who has had acne a sold-out Sunrise Musical Theatre five foot, ninety pound singer ex­ songs all received abundant ap­ For Children. Pat gave the song from birth. (60 min.) why she is regarded as one of pended enough energy for three plause and numerous shouts of ap­ everything she had and the audi­ America's'top female vocalists with women of her size. Between danc­ proval. ence vocalised its approval. 9 PM (7) DIFF'RENT STROKES an energetic and solid display of her ing around the stage, singing her Pat Benatar started in music as Part of success of Benatar's show Thinking he was at a Boy Scout barbecue, Arnold (Gary Coleman) be­ talents. Benatar's two albums, In heart out, and stopping to shake an opera singer and the classical must go to her superb backing comes the main course after he mistakenly wanders into a Ku Klux Klan The Heat Of The Night and Crimes hands with fans, Benatar did not training which strengthened her band. Outstanding among the musi­ family picnic. Of Passion, have established Bena­ quit for a moment during her set. voice was evident in her show. The cians in Benatar's band is Nick Ger- tar as a singer with a wide follow­ The minute Benatar took the little lady has a powerful vocal aldo in lead . This talented b9:30 (7) FACTS OF LIFE ing and the Sunrise crowd was defi­ stage the Sunrise crowd forgot re­ punch and she pulled out all the gentleman kept the show going at Mrs. Garrett (Charlotte Rae) gets a shock when Arnold asks his former nitely a contingent of that group. served seating and rushed up to get stops Friday night. its highest pitch of quality through­ housekeeper to treat the newly-received burn marks on his backside. The night began with a surprise as near the stage as possible. This It was when Benatar introduced out the night. With each number he Special guest star: Gary Coleman. in the opening band. Copter. They event is extremely rare at Sunrise "our latest single" and the opening seemingly displayed more ability were quite superior to the average but Benatar soaked in the compli­ notes of Hit Me With Your Best than he had on the song before. JO PM (7) QUINCY opening band. Their style is part ment. She opened with a rousing Shot rang out that the audience Several times during the night he Complications arise after a youngster is branded at a KKK picnic, and it's new wave and part hard rock. This rendition of / Need A Lover. This gave its unreserved applause. She played an extended solo and each up to Dr. Quincy (Jack Kingman) to save the day. Special guest star: mixture worked remarkably well. John Cougar song appeared on Be­ cranked out all the potential of this time the audience showed that it Gary Coleman. (60 min.) Copter pleased the crowd with a natar's first album, but never song to the crowd's delight. Shortly appreciated the efforts of this man. very short, but powerful set. achieved quite the airplay of the after this number, Pat said,"Now I Benatar herself often gave him a THURSDAY The Copter set was received well composer's version. know you know this one ..." and hug or a kiss after a particularly despite an obvious prejudice against A string of Benatar's best songs cut loose on Heartbreaker. The impressive song. 8 PM (6) MOVIE- Comedy the usually poor warm-up band followed and kept the audience crowd went more wild than ever. "Gidget Goes To Jonestown." (1979)Rock 'n' Roll and plenty of hijinks stereotype. Their musical abilities dancing, jumping, and shouting for When Pat Benatar and her band The Pat Benatar show last Friday highlight this low-budget yarn as the kids plan a big Kool-Aid party on a were enough to convince the audi­ more. Tunes such as My Clone left the stage the Sunrise crowd night at Sunrise wa.s an exciting deserted tropical island. (2 hrs.) ence that Copter was worth giving Sleeps Alone. Treat Me Right, Out- made it clear that they wanted evening by a genuinely talented a listen to. a-Touch. ln The Heat Of The Night. more. Benatar and to, came back young lady. Benatar gave the audi­ FRIDAY Pat Benatar came on stage after a and We Live For Love left the for a three song encore with even ence its money's worth and re­ lengthy intermission dressed in an crowd in no doubt that Pat Benatar more energy than they had used for ceived in return the accolades of the 10 PM (4) DALLAS orange tunic over black leotards. was a lady with a good repetoire the show itself. crowd. Now that the cat is out of the bag, Little John Jr. is arraigned in juvenile court for the shooting of his father; J.R. (Larry Hagman) realizes that he is not paralyzed after having sex with his nurse; and Jock (Jim Davis) goes beef shopping at Winn Dixie. (60 min.) SATURDAY Musical Notes 8 PM (7) GAMES PEOPLE PLAY Scheduled: The National Bong Olympics from Coral Gables; The Eastern band on his Slow Train Coming section since the days when Fleet­ Parts, of earlier this year seemed to regional semi-finals of the National Daily Texan Competition: and the album. wood Mac still had Peter Green as go back to their better days, but it first annual Wheelchair Demolition Derby from Fort Lee, New Jersey. Knopfler is more than just a mere their lead singer. These two musi­ was composed of older work that (60 min.) imitator or emulator. He achieves cians are flawless in keeping just had not been previously released. the same type of poetic mystique the right tempo and in varying the All Shook Up is at 8 PM (10) LOVE BOAT and subtle shades of meaning for beat to keep it from becoming too their absolute worst. It sounds as The entire crew of the ship, plus guest stars Wink Martindale and Gary which Dylan is famous. The ele­ pat or boring. though Epic executives had told Coleman, are arrested by the Coast Guard after trying to smuggle two ment that really distinguishes Mark Knopfler's songwriting is, as al­ Trick that it was absolutely essen­ tons of marijuana into Florida. (60 min.) (Last Show of the Series) Knopfler is his guitar work. There ways, superb. The music is wonder­ tial to get out a new Cheap Trick is no finer guitarist recording today. fully alluring and the lyrics have a album in time for the Christmas MONDAY Knopfler is always right on target certain poetic leanness which is not shipping season. It sounds hastily with his riffs. His style is flexible often found in popular music. Knop­ thrown together. 7:30 (10) THAT'S INCREDIBLE! enough to include blasting rock and fler does not attempt to cater to the Two songs, and two songs only, Highlights include a duck that does an impression of Rich Little; a 43- slow, almost weeping, melodies. obviously popular elements in are worthwhile. The current single year-old man who has never used toilet paper; and a photographer who Making Movies includes the best music, but seems to have an intui­ release Stop This Game is better took 30 nude snapshots of Cathy l.ee Crosby, without her ever knowing Dire Straits song to date, Romeo tive knack for recognizing popular than the rest of All Shook Up but is it. (60 min.) MAKING MOVIES And Juliet. The song is about a lo- potential in other musical direc­ the worst Cheap Trick single to Dire Straits vestruck singer who gets rejected tions. date. The song is diffuse and not 8:30 (10) DON SHU LA SHOW Warner Brothers by his girl: easily collated into their previous Coach Simla comments on yesterday's 82-0 loss to the New Orleans Making Movies by Dire Straits — DON LAWSON material. Can! .Stop II But I'm Saints. (Edited for Television) gets my vote for best album of the Yon promised me everything Gonna Try has perhaps the best lyr­ year. That is quite an accomplish­ You promised me thick and thtn. ics on the album though the music Thus concludes this special edition of the Tube Talk TV listings. ment considering the competition: Now you just say, "Romeo.' is weak as is typical of the album as Stay tuned to this section for further Tube Talk columns as conditions Pink Floyd's The Wall, Steve For­ Yeah, you know a whole. warrant. I now return you to the Entertainment section, already in prog­ bert's Little Stevie Orbit, Bruce I used lo have a thing for him." A song as poor as Who D1 King ress. Springsteen's The River, to name requires comment due to its but three. This song is ideally suited for Knop­ strangeness alone. Trick has for­ From the first time I ever heard fler's voice and he pulls it off mag­ ayed into African rhythms and Sultans Oj Swing from Dire Straits' nificently. The song caputures a starkly modern melodies It just debut album, I knew that they were mood and an emotion with crystal­ doesn't work for them the way it one of the best groups to surface in line sharpness and clarity. does for Talking Heads, for exam­ a long time. Making Movies is their Another fine tune is .Sfeateaway ple. third and best album. about love with a girl heavily into Many people have commented Lead vocalist/guitarist/song writ­ the roller skating fad. The song is a that Cheap Trick ocassionally has a er Mark Knopfler is without a bit lengthy for some pop tastes, but remarkable ability to sound like doubt one of the most talented men it never drags and Knopfler's won­ The Beatles. Trick has attempted to in music today. His abilities are derful voice and guitar keep the ALL SHOOK UP capitalize on this by having George amazing. As a vocalist and lyricist song interesting and coherent. Cheap Trick Martin (former Beatle producer) he owes much to Bob Dylan. No one Dire Straits has undergone a Epic produce All Shook Up. Martin fails can deny the Dylan influence in a slight personnel change from their to acheive Trick's full potential, song such as Tunnel Of Love: first two records. Mark's brother When their much less to make of them the new David Knopfler on rhythm album came out three years ago, the Beatles. In the roar of dust and diesel is now gone and was not replaced. critics and the public alike heralded All Shook Up is not totally I stood and watched her walk Roy Bittan, of Bruce Springsteen's Cheap Trick as a new and innova­ worthless, but it isn't very good. away. E Street Band, is now on keyboards. tive voice in pop music. It brought This will be the last Trick album 1 could have caught up with her The addition of keyboards to the them out of the obscurity in which with the original line-up since bas­ easy enough. guitar-dominated group provides their two previous albums had lan­ sist Tom Peterson has recently quit Cinema IV presents its final film presentation of the But something made me stay. extra layers of sound and fleshes guished. The follow-up At Budokan the hand It is to be hoped that semester, Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now. out the sometimes thin sound of live album was equally well-re­ Trick's new personnel will be able Critics and listeners alike remarked which Dire Straits had been capa­ ceived to recapture the magic which In­ Because of its length, the film will have only one on Knopfler's vocal and lyrical re­ ble. was seen as some­ fected Heaven Tonight and At Bu­ semblance to Dylan. Dylan himself Remaining are John Illsley on what of a decline. It seemed bla­ dokan showing at 8:00 pm. both tonight and tomorrow was taken by Knopfler's style and bass and Pick Withers on drums tantly commercial and musically night. ,. iL_ hired jDire Straits as the back-up who comprise the finest rhythm weaker. Their EP, Found All The — DON LAWSON. Page 8-THE MIAMI HURRICANE-Tuesday. November 18. 1980 songs are intriguing, especially ing changeone of the few truly dif­ album Touch You, is interesting in when the music does not drown ferent songs on the album, it is reg­ that his sound is more brassy than them out. gae influenced. the southern rock which epitimized Musical Notes Continued Hearts On Fire, Gotta Get Away, his previous band, Wet Willie. — ROBERT GOLDBERG , and White Shoes are all extremely similar. It is un­ With his debut album, Hall tried Robin Lane and the Chartbusters gest hits. From their 1973 hit create their own excitement fortunate that after listening to sim­ for "a real energetic live feel" and RQBi. LANE & THE CHARTBUSTERS Dream On to Back In The Saddle, ilar but pleasant songs, Trouble that shows particularly on the song through their entertainment. Songs this album presents Aerosmith's such as Lost My Mind and When RANDY Mill!.i e Ahead has to be included on the Private Number, a duet with Bonnie best. This rock 'n' roll band is com­ j** album; Trouble Ahead is a bland, Bramlett. Bramlett's rough-edged You Compromise are hard driving prised of guitarists Joe Perry and rock and roll songs with Lane's basically boring cabaret song. Meis­ voice, which made famous the song Brad Whitford, drummer Joe Cram­ ner tries to liven the song up a bit Free The People, is an interesting punchy vocals that bring the con­ er, bass guitarist Tom Hamilton and 7^m cert into the listener's home with­ 1 with a hard rock guitar solo in the accompaniment to Hall's pop sound­ the well-known vocalist Steve middle of the song, however he ing voice. out the need of background audi­ Tyler. ence response. only plays for notes, and this solo Aerosmith's Greatest Hits pulls falls flat on its face. Perhaps a long­ Lane proves to be dynamic on­ hits off their previous albums. Some The main problem with this stage through her storytelling. One er solo and a heavier beat might album is the apparent lack of indi­ cuts off the group's better known have saved this song. song, 9.5 exemplifies this. Lane's albums: Rocks, Toys In The Attic viduality. Hall ranks in a category song is of a supposed devastating Meisner's only other major mis­ between the Doobie Brothers and and their debut album, Aerosmith Ont /Hate S

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A team with fans more apathetic than the Miami Hurricanes? It sounds impossible, but it's true. The Miami Hurricanes travelled to Nash­ ville, Tennessee to take on the Vanderbilt Commodores last Saturday and came away with a very inept, 24-17 victory. Vanderbilt is an 'academic' university according to it's students and faculty. Time and time again, Vanderbilt fans repeated the fact that the football team was just a social event that a guy could take his date to on a Saturday afternoon. It sounded believable. The stadium was jam packed with 12,830 students. They beat our homecoming attendance by a good thousand people. Figure this out. If the team to date is 1-8 and nobody takes the team seriously, present or future, then why are they rebuilding an already seemingly perfect stadium and installing a $350,000 artificial carpet? The stadium currently seats over 40,000. They can do Miami a favor by send­ ing the remnants of the old stadium, when the new one is completed. Vanderbilt was picked by many polls to be one of the worst twenty teams in the country. To date their 1-8 record, with a victory over Mem­ phis State, has enabled those poll predictions to be correct. Miami was picked by many to finish top twenty. A bowl bid was even a good bet. Vanderbilt has held up to their role, Miami hasn't. The Hurricanes have lost to three good ball teams, Notre Dame, Penn State and Mississippi, so their 6-3 record is nothing to get upset about. With all likelyhood, Miami will end the season with an 8-3 record. Only North Texas State and Florida remain on their schedule. What seems to be the problem? The problem is Miami's inability to put away a team. They lack a killer instinct. This was witnessed in last week's 23-10 win over East Ca­ rolina and this weekend's 24-17 victory over Vanderbilt. Miami should have easily won those games by three touchdowns. The other problem is student apathy. It sounds like an old excuse, but there is not one bowl committee in this land that will invite a team to a bowl game knowing that the team will have problems filling up the stadium. Miami went into Vanderbilt looking for a big victory. Last week running back Lorenzo Roan rushed for 249 yards and there was no rea­ son to expect anything but another splendid performance by Roan. It didn't happen. The Hurricane running game was shut down. The team could only rush for 93 yards. Fullback Chris Hobbs led the way with 55 yards and Roan came up with 30. "We couldn't get the running game because of their blitzes. They blitzed us a lot because they had nothing to lose. It didn't really matter, the only thing I wanted was a win," said Roan. Miami quarterback, Jim Kelly, had a "hard time getting on track," Miami Hurricane.PETER HAMM said Head Coach Howard Schnellenberger. After a rough first quarter, Pat Walker Switches Duties, Blocks For Hobbs Kelly came back to complete 10 of 21 passes for 158 yards and two touchdowns. team did nol have a banner running attack "It is number six and hard coming. I don't think any game this year was this hard," said Schnellenberger. The victory was a costly one for the Hurricanes. Cornerback John Swain suffered a deep bruise somewhere on his leg and rookie speedster Lawrence Thompson, suffered a hamstring when he went diving to try and stop a Greg LaBelle punt from rolling dead in the end zone. Miami also had two touchdowns called back. Kelly completed a 26 yard pass to Jim Joiner on the right side that was called back because of 6-3: an ineligible receiver downfield. On the next Miami possession. Kelly completed a 21 yard pass to Larry Brodsky that went for a touchdown. « Illegal procedure nullifield the play. Vanderbilt opened up the scoring late in the first quarter. With 1:41 to go in the quarter and after eight exchanges of the football Vanderbilt had a first and ten from their own 49 yard line. Quarterback Whit Taylor lateraled the ball to receiver Wamon Buggs who heaved the ball down- field to Charles Edwards. Edwards caught the ball between two flailing Up And Down Miami defenders and raced ten yards untouched into the end zone. The Vanderbilt fans seemed more shocked than the Hurricanes. On the first series of the second quarter, Miami defensive back Fred Marion intercepted a Whit Taylor pass and raced 29 yards down the side­ line to set up a Miami first and ten from the Commodore 12. Two plays later, second string quarterback Mike Rodrigue found But Winners Larry Brodsky in the end zone for a Miami score. With 8:37 remaining in the half, Vanderbilt again shocked the By ELLIOT CANTOR names should be changed to Com­ 'Canes and drove 66 yards in nine plays. The drive culminated when Van­ Spurts Writer moders. derbilt team captain, Terry Potter, found a hole up the middle and scam­ Did you notice that packed stadi­ pered for ten yards and a touchdown. lf you had to describe the 'Canes um in Nashville? I thought U.M. Miami was able to tie up the score before halftime with a three play Miami Hurricane PETER HAMM in 3 words this year, how would gets no attendance. Maybe the 73 yard drive, that ended when Kelly hit fullback Mark Rush, who was Chria Hobbs Takes A Sidelines Breather you describe them? Up and down. Commoders, I mean Commodores, all alone over the middle, for a 59 yard touchdown. The score was Van­ That's been the story. Against were in competition with us to see derbilt 14, Miami 14 at the half. . . . liml, grim nil indicates poor croud on hunt! teams like Houston and FSU, they who could have the lowest attend­ The 'Canes seemed fired up in the second half and on their second were up. Against Mississippi State ance in a single game. possession of the third quarter, after an interception by defensive end and Vanderbilt, they looked plain Well, we won. We had some 11,- Tim Flanagan, Kelly hit receiver Pat Walker over the middle for a 24 •flat'. 000 people in the Orange Bowl yard gain. On the next play Kelly lobbed a pass over the Vanderbilt de­ Banner [Jay There is a danger in playing a against East Carolina. They had 12,- fender and Jim Joiner came up with the catch and a Miami score. poor team like Vanderbilt. The in­ 830 against us Saturday. Two possessions later the 'Canes got on the board again with a 35 centive is just going to be hard to This kind of unimpressive victory yard Danny Miller field goal. Miami could only move the ball twelve come by. might have knocked the 'Canes out yards after a fumble recovery on the Vanderbilt 30 yard line. It looked Go To Gainesville Looking at the game on a positive of a bowl picture for sure. But I will like Miami was going to break the game wide open. They didn't. note, Miami won. This is definitely bet you that if this game doesn't, With time running out Vanderbilt attempted a desperation drive that The Hurricane is sponsoring a Banner Day competi­ the most important factor. This then our attendance figures defi­ stalled. They came away with a 40 yard field goal. That was the final game did insure them of a winning nitely will. scoring of the day. The Hurricanes defeated the Commodores, 24-17. tion as a means for UM students to show the Peach season. And for the University of You know that the announcers The Miami offense was poor in the early going in the game and Bowl that they support their team. All students with Miami, this is a real accomplish­ on television are trying to make came to a sputtering standstill in the fourth quarter. Surprisingly, Van­ ment. They could hold the best rec­ Vanderbilt out not to be as bad as derbilt had no problem running the ball against the 'Canes, but as usual banners who arrive at the Orange Bowl by 3 p.m. on ord of any U.M. team since 1967. they really are when they say, the defense would bend but not break. Saturday will be allowed to display their banners on But you have to admit, if you're "Well, Vandy doesn't have a real "Thank God the defense rose up in the second half," said Schnellen­ an avid college football gazer, you good record this year, but they have berger. "I don't think this was one of our emotional peaks by any stretch the field. The owner of the best banner will receive know that Vanderbilt is terrible. intelligent players." Give me a of the imagination." four tickets to travel to Gainesville for the Miami Vs. They only fumbled the ball 7 times, break! "We're always happy with a win, we'll worry about performance and threw 3 interceptions. The way Looking at the game in perspec- on the practice field Monday. Errors kept us from breaking the game Florida game next Saturday, plus $50 for expenses. the Commodores have been playing wide open early. The game was error highlighted upon error," said Second prizes are two Athletic Federation "Miami Hur­ the last 15 years, maybe their nick­ SeePage ll.tol.l Schnellenberger. ricanes" Cowboy hats, while the third place winners will receive Miami Hurricanes shirts. Bear In Mind . . . The Hurricanes remain in contention for the Peachy Bowl, as one of four possibilities. The other three teams con- " sidered for the Peach Bowl are all 6-4, while Miami is 6-3. The attendance factor remains as the deciding point for the Peach Bowl. A Blowout of North Texas State at home in front of a large crowd this Saturday could sway the bowl our way. The kickoff is at 4 p.m. Saturday afternoon, with all students ad­ mitted free with an I.D Members of the varsity football team will meet with stu­ dents at the Rock in front of the Student Union on Friday from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Be sure to show up to meet the best UM fottball squad since 1968, and show how phony the "apathy'image is. 'Canes Lose To FSU Off To Regionals

The University of Miami girls Florida State. Other entries include volleyball team finished a fine sea­ Georgia and Ole Mississippi. son with a loss to Florida State Uni­ Miami lost to the Seminoles versity in the finals of the Florida 15-10, 8-15. 15-8 and IK-14. They State Championships. had three girls named to the All- Stale Team, Susan Wegner, Pal The 'Canes ended the season with Bentoski and Steny Garcia-Montes. a record of 39-10-1 and by virtue of Tne winner of the regionals ad­ a second placp finish in the state of vances to the National Champion­ Florida, advanced to the regional ships in Santa Barbara. California. championships in Orlando with Last year Miami beal Florida Stale FSU. in the Florida Stale Championship, but the Seminoles came back to Miami moves into the Regional haunl the Canes and defeated them Kelly Lets Lome. But Just Misses Receiver Brodsky championship seeded second behind in the regionals . . . abiiii; Marion polls in his second int < cri-cption TuMday. November 18^.1980 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Paflfl 1 1 Final Individual Stats; UM Vs. Vanderbilt Rushing Miami UT AT Tot Loss FumbRec Int BrUp Rushing Vanderbilt Goedecker 10 3-17 1 0 Att. Gain Lost Net TD Long Kelly All. Gain Lost Net TD Long Nicholas 3 0 0 0 10 17 23 -6 0 8 Axson 1 2-5 0 Roan Williams.J 8 18 7 11 0 6 15 35 5 30 0 7 Williams 0 0 Hobbs Williams.M. 15 47 9 38 0 7 0 12 57 2 55 0 13 1-5 2-35 Rush Taylor 12 67 19 48 0 38 Marlon 0 4 16 6 10 0 9 Smith 2 0 0 Neal Potter 13 70 0 70 1 14 2 1 0 1 0 1 Boone 2 1-2 0 Joiner Edwards,!. 3 3 12 -9 0 2 1 3 0 I 0 3 Peasley 0 0 0 Cook 2 1-1 0 Passing An Passing Comp Int Yards TD Long Att Comp Int Yards TD Long Burt 1 0 0 G.Brown I 1-6 Kelly 21 Taylor 22 10 3 108 0 26 0 10 158 58 Daniels 0 0 0 Rodrigue 7 Buggs I 1 0 51 1 51 3 17 11 Flanagan 0 0 0 Pass Receiving Pass Receiving Nelson 0 0 0 Swain 1 0 0 No. Yards TD Long No. Yards TD Long Lippett 0 0 0 Brodsky 2 30 1 19 26 Jefferson 1 0 0 Buggs 56 0 Rush I 62 1 58 51 Commendeiro 0 0 0 Etfwards.C. J 67 1 Joiner 2 19 1 10 17 Smith J 36 0 Walker _ 46 0 29 UT AT Tot Loss FumbRec Int BrUp Belk I 15 0 15 Cooper 1 1 0 1 Staley I 11 3-6 0 0 Roan 1 3 0 3 Punting No. Yards Avg Long Clemens 1 9 2-12 0 0 Hobbs 1 •1 0 -I A.Coleman 3 8 0 0 0 Swindoll Arnold 7- 337 48.1 73 5 7 0 0 0 Punting Bryant I 6 3-15 0 0 Field Goals L.Coleman 0 5 0 0 No. Yards Avg 0 Long Girley 2 5 0 1 0 Alt Made Long M.Brown 0 4 2-4 0 0 LaBelle II •425 38.6 67 Woodard ] 1 26 Burson 1 4 0 0 0 Field Goals liearden 1 4 0 0 0 Edmonson 3 0 0 Att. Made Long 0 0 All Returns Spratling 0 2 0 0 0 Miller 2 I 35 Mitchell 0 2 0 0 0 All Returns Punts Yards Kickoffs Yards Intercept Yards Young 0 1 0 0 0 Punts Yards Kickoffs Yards Intercept Yards T.Moore I 0 0 Marion Roach 1 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 _ 3 0 0 2 35 Thomas 1 1 0 Rush 0 0 Burson 2 -2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 44 0 0 Matthews 0 I 0 0 Belk 0 Williams.J. 1 17 (J 0 0 0 0 0 1 •1 0 0 Stafford 0 1 0 0 Frederick 0 0 1 17 0 0 0 Woods 1 1 0 0 Flanagan 0 0 0 0 I 0 6 Madden 0 I 0 0 0 Roach 0 1 0 0 0 'Canes Should Have Won It Bigger Final Team Statistics Miami Vanderbilt From Page 10 future offensively. If they can't get First Downs Rushing 13 15 First Downs Passing 7 5 tive, Miami definitely didn't 'smoke' a running game established, then go First Down Penalties 2 0 out the Commoders the same way to the passing game, whether it be they did to EAst Carolina. I don't passes to tight ends or screen passes Total First Downs 13 15 know if it was that the Commoders or even long post patterns. Don't Rushing Plays 44 51 were keying on Mr. Roan, or that try to force the run! Yards Lost Rushing 36 47 the offensive line was not doing Defensively, as you probably no­ Net Yards Rushing 93 158 their job. It looked like probably a ticed, the 'Canes had some trouble Forward Passes Tried 28 23 combination of both. stopping the 'veer' attack of Vandy. Forward Passes Completed 13 11 Yards Gained Passing 175 159 The offensive line definitely did When Whit Taylor, Commoder Total Offense 268 317 not look like they were fired up to quarterback, was rolling out, he put Interceptions 0 3 do anything resembling knocking a lot of pressure on the Miami de­ Yards Returned On Interceptions 41 0 defensive linemen down. The thing fense, as he either pitched the ball that upset the most was all those out to a running back, or he stopped Number Of Punts II 7 blitzes that Vandy was executing and threw the ball downfield. Average Per Punt 38.6 48.1 on the 'Cane offense. When you have a quarterback who Yards Returned Punts 3 17 Yards Returned Kickoffs 60 0 I've never seen an offense that is mobile, it adds so much variety to Fumbles 4 7 looked so helpless when they were your offense. Fumbles Lost I 6 blitzrd upon. Oh, I take that back. By the way, Whit Taylor wasn't Number Of Penalties 5 6 The New York Giants! Everytime even supposed to be the starting Vandy blitzed a linebacker: Boom. quarterback at the season's begin­ Yards Penalized 56 42 Down goes Kelly for a 10 yd. loss. ning. It was supposed to be Van What usually works great against a Heflin. However Heflin was hurt blitz is a quick pass over the mid­ after the first game of the season dle, a screen pass, or even a draw and has never returned since. Ote&ift play. However, the 'Canes refused The linebackers and cornerbacks "EAT WELL!" to try any of these options. Why were not playing well at all. On can't Kelly call an audible? many occasions when Vandy was MtWllMin! It's healthier. You know, usually when a de­ running the ball up the middle on fense blitzes their linebackers or U.M., there wasn't a linebacker to safeties, they know you're gonna be found. The linebackers should Miami Hurric_ei_ PETER HAMM pass the ball. What does that tell have been filling up the gaps be­ MIAMI SOCCER WAVE you about the play calling? tween the defensive linemen. On Center Don liailey Recovers Miami Fumble the pitchouts wide executed by But taking a positive stand again, . . . uut Cook, Itroun get there nisi, SPORTS CENTER give Vandy credit. They definitely Vandy, the U.M. cornerbacks were do not have the material, but they not coming up and making the hits. really did use their brains in this When the Vandy quarterback was about Fred's play this year. He is shouldn't have to be making all the ANNOUNCES one. That flea-flicker play was exe­ rolling out with one of his running definitely one of the top choices as tackles. cuted beautifully. backs, the defensive end has to pick this year's MVP. He's been Mr. Re­ If the 'Canes play the same way WE HAVE EXPANDED _| liable on defense. The coaches for U.M. did a good up the quarterback with the corner- Ihey did against the Commoders. AND RELOCATED TO back picking up the running back. they will definitely lose in the next job at halftime making adjustments. By the way. you know there has 7190 S.W. 40 St. For when Miami came out In the Hut by the time Taylor would pitch two weeks. For North Texas State, it out the running back would gain to be something wrong with your known as "The Green Machine", (Bird Rd | 1 Block taM ol second half. Kelly went very effec­ defense, when your free safety, Former Location tively to the air attack. At times, 5 yds. before the cornerback would and the Gators are much more pow­ even hit him. Marion, is 2nd on the team in tack­ erful bail clubs. It will be interest­ Kelly was picking apart that porous les and your strong safety, David NOW TWICE THE SIZE! Wasn't there a big difference in ing to see what happens. Tune into Commoder defense. It makes you Jefferson, is 4th. These guys think that if Kelly would have put the pass defense when Fred Marion these games and find out. 'The Ultimate in Soccer Supplies the ball up earlier, maybe we would came off the bench to play? All he •Adidas. Umbro, Mitre, Regent, Pony, have scored 40 pts. did was intercept 2 passes for a re­ turn of 35 yds. 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By HOLLY BETH BYER State last year, chalking up 26 stops top ten. All of the big names we provement is due to the fact that blocks." generated through this program Sports Writer against the Nittany Lions. have played this year came at us "we've all been together for two Nicolas feels that the coaches are would help the entire University." After the Penn State game, he with a good running game, so I got years now, so we know each a very important part of what is As a member of the varsity Aggressive. A word defined by was voted Defensive Player of the in on a lot of tackles." other's capabilities, which gives us happening with Hurricane football. squad, Nicolas doesn't have much the dictionary as; warlike, energetic game, and also received the "Hit of Defensive coordinator Rick Lantz the ability to help each other." "Coach Schnellenberger is unique. free time, but when he does, he and dynamic. At UM, aggressive is the Game" award, for his head-on said, "Scott is as aggressive as you He feels that the defense has also He has done things his own way, says,"I enjoy beating the kickers in best defined as Scott Nicolas, the crash with Nittany Lion fullback can be on a football field. He is improved this season. "The defense and has totally turned the outlook golf." junior linebacker from Clearwater, Mike Guman. He sent Guman 180 tough inside, and if anyone tries to has gotten stronger because the of the team around. Coach Lantz Fla. degrees in reverse for a one-yard go outside on him, then he will go tackles have had an extra year to­ has helped me out a lot." His goal for the near future is to Nicolas says it is his job Do be ag­ loss in a crucial fourth quarter out of his way to make you pay for gether. We know how each reacts Scott not only feels that an on- finish this season with two solid gressive. "My job on the field is to fourth and one situation. it, and earn every yard you get. Al­ and we help each other." campus stadium would be a big games, "play well next season, get be as aggressive as possible. 1 want Nicolas' great season last year ready this year he has prevented Defensive errors, Scott says, are asset to the Hurricane program, he three-tenths of a second faster in to hit people and let the ball carri­ seems to have carried over into this four touchdowns on the goal line by in "missed assignments, and we feels the whole University would the 40-yard dash, and bench press ers know I am out there." season. His finest efforts have come sticking his head up there in the have been playing very aggressive­ benefit from it. "The university more than I do now." Scott would His defensive statistics definitely against nationally ranked teams. He pile." ly, a little too aggressively, maybe." needs an on-campus stadium. With like to see the Hurricanes finish show that he does that well. In the had 13 tackles in Houston, 20 at Nicolas feels that this year's im- Scott feels that he has improved a a stadium, the football program with an 8-3 season and get back 1979 season. Scott was the leading Notre Dame. 19 against Mississippi provwement of the Hurricanes can little in his speed over last season. would be tremendous. The funds into the top 20. tackier on the squad. He had a rec­ State and 17 at Penn State. He has a be attributed to the vast improve­ "I have gotten a little faster, but not ord of 100 solo tackles and 40 as­ total of 111 tackles so far this sea­ ment of the offense. much. I also don't get cut down as sists for a total of 140 tackles. He son, and again leads Hurricane de­ "The offense has really come a often as last season." He would still also made two interceptions and fenders in the tackle department. long way. They are much better like to improve his speed. IM Sports Too Rough? one sack. He set a new school rec­ "I always get up for the big this year." "I would like to improve my ord for a single game against Penn speed and improve in getting off By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE games. I hate all the teams in the Scott also feels this year's im­ Hurricane Columnist What began as a friendly game of intramural soccer almost ended in disaster for one person when an over-zealous defender made a rather Running And Billiards Exhibits brutal tackle over a rampaging forward. Moments earlier someone in the sideline had yelled to the defender, "you don't have to be gentle, he is not one of your men; don't let him run over you." So the guy took his word to the letter and sidelined the young man Part Of 'Lifelines' Programs for what we thought was a few minutes. By MARY CRONIN the most important thing in your ture Series, said that Jim i ....C au­ match with one winner from the In the morning, he was on cructhes, and recommended to stay off Sports Writer life, you can pull your own strings, thor of the Complete Book Of Run­ UM billiards team. Mauter said that his legs until his doctor diagnosed what was wrong. realize your human potential, be­ ning, was originally chosen for the this is the most popular part of the Another game almost ended in a pier-six brawl when an irate player Dr. George Sheehan, a noted come your own best friend and in- lecture, but it fell through. How­ show as students always hope to decided to punch a team manager. The brawler is suspended pending a medical doctor.author and runner corportate all the other self help ever, Moritz feels that as Sheehan is beat the champion. hearing, moreover the manager has decided to press charges agaisnt him. will be speaking in the Ibis Cafete­ suggestions of the day," says Shee­ a doctor, and the foremost authori­ The show will conclude with a These were isolated incidents only because of their rather unfortu­ ria on Thursday, November 20 at han. ty on running, he should prove to be fancy and trick shots exhibition. nate outcome. Some of the students who take part in the intramural eight p.m. Even though Sheehan is sup­ a better lecturer due to his larger Varner has been competing since sports have the attitude that they must win at all costs when step into a Sheehan is being presented by posedly a cardiologist, he claims appeal. the 1960's. He won his first champi­ game. the UM Lecture Series in conjunc­ "I'm not really a doctor, I'm a writ­ onship match in 1968. when he took So far this year only three minor injuries and the scuffle have been tion with the Lifelines program. He er." Sheehan's weekly newspaper In conjunction with Ihe Lifelines the Purdue University champion­ reported to Campus Sports and Recreation.(CSR). is the author of three books: Dr. column is one of the things that. program, Nick Varner.the current ship. Varner held that title in 1969 "Accidents reports are very low this year," said Bob Wyner, Associ­ Sheehan on Running, Running and Sheehan enjoys doing, however it world champion billiards play­ and 1970 as well. ate Director of CSR and Director of Intramural Sports. So all is well in Being- the Total Experience and Dr. takes second place to his running er,will hold two exhibition games He moved onto the Midwest Re­ the Realm. Sheehan's Medical Advice to Run­ and his books. on Thursday, November20 at 3p.m. gional Championship and National Wrong. ners. Sheehan's books stress train­ and 8 p.m. Collegiate Championships in 1969 An unestimated amount of injuries have not been reported because Although Sheehan is 62 years ing.fittness, diet and dress. His sec­ The billiards exhibi- and 1970 winning the champion­ people who take part in the intramural games do so at their own risks. old. he runs 30 miles a week, and ond book.however. is not turly on tion.sponsored by the program ships for both years. Therefore students generally feel that since they must foot their own competes regularily in various races running, but on "acceptance and council, is a UM tradition, having Throughout the 1970's Varner bills, it is a waste of their times to go ahead and report accidents on the from the half mile to the marathon. perfection of the persons we are been played every year for the past has won several state champion­ playing field. Sheehan has completed the last 15 meant to be," according to Sheehan. 15 years. ships including the Texas, Ken­ There is an alarming increase in the number of students who want Boston Marathons. He claims that Thursday's lecture should prove According to Jack Mau- tucky, and Illinois championships. to be winners at the expense of cheating and injuring others. "to know running is to know life." to be beneficial to runners, however ter.assistant director of the In 1980 after winning the Ken­ They fail to realize that the main purpose of intramurals is to pro­ Sheehan's philosophy is that the Sheehan does stress total physical union.Varner will discuss and dem­ tucky Derby Open Championship vide a medium for excercise, fun, and socializing. Winning no matter key to happiness is to play with fittness, and not just running. onstrate the fundamentals of bil­ and the Illinois championship, Var­ how sweet can't be fully savored if one has to sacrifice one's standards to passion. "If you can make running Jacques Moritz, chairman of Lec­ liards, and will play a 100 ball ner became the world champion. get it.

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