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Greatestgentour.Com Now to See a Live Podcast That's the Exact Opposite of This
Note: This show periodically replaces their ad breaks with new promotional clips. Because of this, both the transcription for the clips and the timestamps after them may be inaccurate at the time of viewing this transcript. 00:00:00 Ben Harrison Promo The following is a message from Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC. 00:00:02 Sound Effect Sound Effect [Computer beeps.] 00:00:03 Music Music Fun, jazzy background music. 00:00:04 Adam Promo Have you been the victim of a bad live podcast experience? Has this Pranica ever happened to you? You bought a ticket to your favorite live podcast, and when you get there, there aren't any seats for you, so you have to sit in the bathroom because the toilet is the only unoccupied seat? And because the sounds of flushing and people having diarrhea, you can just barely hear the sound of laughter? But it's not the kind of laughter where you can tell the podcast hosts are doing well. It's the kind of laughter where you know the hosts are eating shit. 00:00:31 Adam Promo And when the show is over and you wipe yourself off, there isn't any toilet paper. So you use your underwear and try to flush those down the toilet. But the toilet gets clogged on all your underwear, and giant dookies you spent 90 minutes making, and starts overflowing, so you just leave it there and go out to the meet and greet. But you aren't feeling normal, because you aren't wearing underwear, because you're feeling the inside of your pants in a way you've never felt before, so you're awkward in your own body. -
Mbmbam 391: Jeff Wolfworthy Published on January 29, 2018 Listen Here on Themcelroy.Family
MBMBaM 391: Jeff Wolfworthy Published on January 29, 2018 Listen here on TheMcElroy.family Intro (Bob Ball): The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he’s a sexpert, but if there’s a degree on his wall, I haven’t seen it. Also, this show isn’t for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What’s up, you cool baby? [theme music, “(It’s a) Departure” by The Long Winters, plays] Justin: Hello, everybody, and welcome to My Brother, My Brother and Me, an advice show for the modern era. I’m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy! Travis: I’m your middlest brother, Travis McElroy! Griffin: I’m your sweet baby brother and 30 Under 30 media luminary, Griffin McElroy. Justin: Are you ready for more footballll? Griffin: I’m ready for twice the amount of football I currently consume, which would still... Justin: An undetermined night of the week party! Griffin: Whew! [sing-song] It’s all night, and the balls are hot; don’t touch the balls, ‘cause you’ll burn your hands! Justin: [sing-song] We have a bunch—some announcers to be determined that are gonna get it kickstarted. Travis: [sing-song] Or maybe, like, hand-off start it. We don’t know, we haven’t finished out the rules yet. Griffin: [sing-song] There may not even be a ball this time. It’s football of the mind, XFL. Justin: You’ve probably guessed we’re.. -
The Adventure Zone: Live in San Jose! Published on May 16Th, 2019 Listen on Themcelroy.Family
The Adventure Zone: Live in San Jose! Published on May 16th, 2019 Listen on TheMcElroy.family [theme music plays] Audience: [applause] Griffin: I have uh, asked Paul to play some scene-setting music. Paul, if you could play the scene-setting music as I read the opening monologue… [scene-setting music plays loudly] Griffin: If you can make it much quieter than that, that would be amazing. Audience: [laughs] [scene-setting music disappears entirely] Griffin: A little bit louder. [scene-setting music plays] Audience: [laughs] Griffin: Perfect. Travis: Split the difference. Griffin: The year is 20XX… Audience: [laughs] Griffin: The world as you know it has ended. The once burdened forests and lush prairies peppered across Faerun lay fallow, swallowed up in cyclones of dust and exhaust. The land‘s great thriving cities are hollowed out wastelands, scoured tirelessly by electronic eyes for any remaining signs of life. Signs… of resistance. Audience: [laughs and cheers] Griffin: The rain of organic beings has long since been brought to a violent end by the world‘s new ruling class – robots. Audience: [cheers] Griffin: Sentient machines of various shapes, sizes, and functions that have reduced the world‘s human, dwarf, elf, orc, really, all non-robot populations down to a handful of barely surviving enclaves, all eking out a harrowing existence beneath the smog-filled sky. It‘s really very bad. Audience: [laughs] Griffin: There‘s no grass anymore. Where there used to be grass, now there‘s just like, little wires all over, which is what robots like instead of grass. Clint: [laughs] Audience: [laughs] Griffin: Playgrounds that used to be full of children‘s laughter are now filled with like, pipes and batteries and stuff. -
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00:00:00 Jesse Promo Hey all, it’s Jesse. As 2020 draws to a close, think about what Thorn you’re thankful for, other than—I’m willing to bet—2020 drawing to a close. What got you through the year? Odds are, if you’re hearing my voice, public radio was one of the things. Public radio gave you accurate, dependable news about the election on the pandemic, information about local stories that matter to you. You got fun and fascinating interviews from shows like Bullseye. If you wanna show your gratitude at the end of this year, consider supporting your local public radio station. Public radio stations really need your help right now, more than ever. And it’s really easy to do! Just go to Donate.NPR.org/bullseye and give whatever you can. And thanks. 00:00:43 Music Transition Gentle, trilling music with a steady drumbeat plays under the dialogue. 00:00:44 Promo Promo Speaker: Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is a production of MaximumFun.org and is distributed by NPR. [Music fades out.] 00:00:55 Music Transition “Huddle Formation” from the album Thunder, Lightning, Strike by The Go! Team. 00:01:03 Jesse Host It’s Bullseye. I’m Jesse Thorn. If you’re a fan of comics, odds are you’re familiar with Adrian Tomine already. Maybe you read his series Optic Nerve or know his books, like Killing and Dying and Shortcoming. They’re reminiscent of Daniel Klaus or Jaime Hernandez, maybe Harvey Pekar: dark, realistic, but with an edge of humor as well. -
Sorcerer Society" by Rob Cesternino
30 ROCK "Sorcerer Society" by Rob Cesternino Cell: (323)382-3083 [email protected] ACT ONE FADE IN: INT. STUDIO BACKSTAGE - MORNING LIZ walks through the hallways of 30 Rock. JENNA spots Liz and runs over. JENNA Today is the greatest day of my life. My IMDB star meter is up four percent! LIZ Are they finally airing your episode of "Competitive Eating with the Stars". JENNA No, that was last month. Last night I was a guest star on an episode of the new NBC series, “Sorcerer Society”! FLASHBACK TO: INT. SORCERY CLASSROOM - DAY Jenna is dressed as a sorceress standing before a classroom at Sorcery High School. JENNA I'm Mrs. Mongothsbeard, I’ll be substituting for your regular sorcery teacher, who was caught making a very bad potion called “crystal meth”. CUT BACK TO: INT. LIZ’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS Liz and Jenna walk into Liz’s office. LIZ Jenna, that show sucks! It totally bastardizes the books. 2. JENNA "Sorcerer Society" was a book? Liz points to her shelf of thick “Sorcerer Society” books. LIZ Those books were my only friends in junior high school... besides the teachers. JACK bursts into Liz's office carrying one of the trades. JACK Everybody is buzzing about Jenna this morning and, for once, it’s not because of some compromising photos on “TMZ”. JENNA This is the best thing to happen to me since they dropped the class action lawsuit against my "Jenna Maroney Birth Control Powder"! JACK “Sorcerer Society” is a runaway hit. It’s like "Twilight" meets "Harry Potter" meets "Heroes", before it jumped the shark. -
00:00:02 Jesse Thorn Promo Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast
00:00:00 Sound Effect Transition [Three gavel bangs.] 00:00:02 Jesse Thorn Promo Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. With me as always, the judge himself, Judge John Hodgman. We're gonna go into the courtroom in just a second, but first, this is week two of the MaxFunDrive. 00:00:16 John Promo Yeah, thank you so much for making week one so great! I mean, Hodgman look, we wanted to keep this, you know, MaxFun, but MinDrive, because it's such a strange time. But everyone in their own low-key and wonderful and supportive way, just all the shout-outs on Twitter, all the fun times we had together on the pub quiz, frankly it's been just a wonderful distraction for me. And obviously a huuuge boon to Maximum Fun. Because, you know, without MaxFun, without its members, we couldn't keep doing this show! This time or any time. Maximum Fun is audience supported, which means we're free to make the content you enjoy because people like you become members and contribute. 00:00:56 Jesse Promo We'll talk more about the MaxFunDrive later on in the show. But you can become a member now at MaximumFun.org/join. That's MaximumFun.org/join. Any level that you're comfortable with, and you can check out the great thank-you gifts we have this year there, too. That's MaximumFun.org/join. Now! On to this week's case! "Vampirical Evidence" (Empirical Evidence). Bethany brings the case against her wife, Heather. -
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ALANA DA FONSECA EXECUTIVE MUSIC PRODUCER – SONGWRITER MOTION PICTURES EUROVISION (Music Producer, Vocal Arranger) David Dobkin, dir. Netflix THE ADDAMS FAMILY (Music Producer) Greg Tiernan, Conrad Vernon, dirs. MGM GOOD BOYS (Executive Music Producer) Gene Stupnitsky, dir. Universal Pictures PITCH PERFECT 3 (Executive Music Producer) Trish Sie, dir. Universal Pictures POMS (Executive Music Producer) Zara Hayes, dir. STX ISN’T IT ROMANTIC (Music Producer) Todd Strauss-Schulson, dir. Warner Bros. THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS (Producer “We Go Together”) Chris Renaud, dir. Universal Pictures PITCH PERFECT 2 (Arranger/Vocal Arranger) Elizabeth Banks, dir. Universal Pictures ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (Executive Music Producer) Walt Becker, dir. Fox 2000 PITCH PERFECT (Additional Vocal Arranger) Jason Moore, dir. Universal Pictures HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE (Producer “Let’s Do This”) Peter Chelsom dir. Walt Disney Studios 3349 Cahuenga Blvd. West Los Angeles, California 90068 Tel. 818-380-1918 Fax 818-380-2609 ALANA DA FONSECA EXECUTIVE MUSIC PRODUCER – SONGWRITER TELEVISION JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS (Vocal Arranger/Vocal Producer, Songwriter) Kenny Ortega, dir. Netflix TROLLS: THE BEAT GOES ON (Executive Music Producer, Songwriter) Hannah Friedman, creator Netflix DWA UNNANOUNCED SHOW (Executive Music Producer, Songwriter) DreamWorks Animation ALVINNN!!! AND THE CHIPMUNKS (Executive Music Producer, Songwriter) Janice Karman, creator Nickelodeon LIVE SHOW TROLLS LIVE TOURING SHOW (Music Producer) SONGWRITER NAKED (Writer “Nobody But You”) Michael Tiddes, dir. Netflix STAR (TV) (Writer “Honeysuckle”) Lee Daniels, Tom Donaghy, creators Fox ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (Writer “Home”) Walt Becker, dir. Fox 2000 POWER (TV) (Writer “Old Flame”) Courtney A. Kemp, creator Starz FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (Writer “Awakening”) Sam Taylor-Johnson, dir. -
BAM Announces Its Bamcafe Live November Music Programming Featuring Jazz, Middle Eastern, Chamber Pop, Baroque Cabaret, and Hip-Hop
Brooklyn 30 Lafayette Avenue Communications Department Academy Brooklyn NY 11217-1486 Sandy Sawotka of Telephone: 718.636.4111 Fatima Kafele Music Fax: 718.857.2021 Jennifer Lam 718.636.4129 [email protected] News Release BAM Announces its BAMcafe Live November Music Programming Featuring Jazz, Middle Eastern, Chamber Pop, Baroque Cabaret, and Hip-Hop Highlights include the NextNext music series showcase, modern jazz arrangements of Bjork's music, the Middle Eastern musical hybrid of Shusmo, chamber pop with Greta Gertler, the jazz fusion of Fred Ho and the Afro Asian Music Ensemble, pop-cabaret with Daniel Isengart, the ukulele/viola sounds of Songs from a Random House, and a Thanksgiving holiday weekend hip-hop extravaganza with Akim Funk Buddha No cover! $10 food/drink minimum, Friday-Saturday BROOKLYN, October 4, 2005-As part of BAM's 2005 Next Wave Festival, BAMcafe Live, the performance series curated by Limor Tomer, presents an eclectic mix of jazz, spoken word, rock, pop, and world beat Friday and Saturday nights. BAMcafe Live events have no cover charge ($1 0 food/drink minimum). For information and updates, call 718.636.4139 or visit www.bam.org. (For press reservations and photos, contact Fatima Kafele at 718.636.4129 x4 or [email protected]). BAMcafe kicks off a month of great music with Travis Sullivan's Bjorkestra (November 4), a group that crafts modem jazz arrangements of Bjork's visionary techno pop. The next night (November 5), Shusmo concludes the NextNext series of talented musicians in their 20s, with an eclectic, Middle Eastern blend of jazz and Latin Rhythms. -
00:00:01 Jesse Thorn Host Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast
00:00:00 Sound Effect Transition [Three gavel bangs.] 00:00:01 Jesse Thorn Host Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week, clearing the docket. And with me as always is coastal Maine's number one... New York–based author... [John laughs.] ...of humorous memoirs... with the initials JH... Judge John Hodgman! 00:00:25 John Host Hello, yes! With you as always, but not with you... as always. But Hodgman with you in spirit, and visual! I can see you here. You can see me here, in the studios of WERU Community Radio. 89.9 FM. Don't dial in 99.9 anymore. They don't do it anymore. Right, Joel? 00:00:45 Joel Mann Guest That's right. 00:00:46 John Host Right. I don't know why they shut that one down. [Stifles laughter.] There's a lot of controversy, I understand. Very—uh, Joel doesn't wanna talk about it. 00:00:52 Joel Guest No. 00:00:53 John Host Right. Uh, obviously here with our friend, Programs and Operations Manager here at WERU Joel Mann. Joel? 00:01:01 Joel Guest Good to be here with you, Judge. 00:01:03 John Host Our—ooh, that's a lot of talk from Joel there all of the sudden. Joel, last time I saw you— [All three laugh.] Last time I saw you was at the supermarket— 00:01:11 Jesse Host More like "Chatty Cathy," man. [Joel laughs.] 00:01:13 John Host I know. -
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00:00:00 John Host Hey, everyone! It's your judge, John Hodgman. As you know—or Hodgman maybe you don't—it's MaxFunDrive! Specifically, the second and final week of #MaxFundDrive. These are the two weeks—this is the second one!—in which we come to you and ask for your support for the community of artist-owned, listener-supported podcasts that make up Maximum Fun. You know, membership support is so important for this show. And all the shows on the Maximum Fun network! And this is the best time to join if you're not already a member—or if you are a member, to upgrade your membership to the next level, or just boost your membership by a dollar or two. All of it goes to get us closer to the goal of making Maximum Fun a sustaining community of great podcasts for you. Now, we'll talk more about this later in the show. But why not just get it outta the way now? Go to MaximumFun.org/join. You'll feel better. I'll feel better. MaximumFun.org/join. Okay. Now here's the show. 00:00:57 Sound Effect Transition [Three gavel bangs.] 00:00:59 Jesse Thorn Host Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. This week: "Amicus Beef." Casey files suit against his friend Sean. They go to baseball games together a lot. Casey says that Sean’s antics at the games cause him stress. One of the more appalling antics, says Casey, is the time Sean brought his own hot dogs into the stadium. -
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00:00:00 Sound Effect Transition [Three gavel bangs.] 00:00:02 Jesse Thorn Host Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week to clear the docket. And with me, as always, is a man with justice in his veins, Judge John Hodgman. 00:00:16 John Host [Laughs.] It's not just justice in my veins, Jesse. Uh, it's—[stifles Hodgman laughter]—it's blood. And I know that because months ago— [Both laugh quietly.] —before we had vaccines, and I was doing due diligence and getting periodically checked for COVID. Negative every time I'm glad to say, very lucky. One point they said, "Do you wanna get the antibody test? The blood test to see if you have developed the antibodies for COVID. 'Cause it might indicate that you may have had it... or it might indicate nothing. We really don't know, actually." And I'm like, "If it's a needle, stick it in me. I'm in a doctor's office. This is what I do." And so I said, "Sure." And they drew my blood. And they said, "Okay," and we took the COVID test, "and we will call you if there's a problem. If you don't have COVID, you'll get an email. If you have COVID, we'll call you." So sure enough, couple days later, I miss this call from the lab. And they're like, "You have to call us back right away." And I'm like, "Oh, I can't believe that it's happened finally." 00:01:16 John Host And I call, and my heart is racing. -
Meta-Television in Entourage, Extras and 30 Rock Introduction the Last Decade Has Seen a Number Of
PREVIOUSLY ON “Cut the Shitcom”: Meta-television in Entourage, Extras and 30 Rock Toni Pape Introduction The last decade has seen a number of fictional TV series about television and film production. These television shows – including the ones to be analysed here: Entourage, Extras, and 30 Rock – relocate the process of creative revitalization in front of the camera. Meta-television, as I understand it here, then is television about the media industry and, more particularly, about the production and quality of film and television itself.1 The three above-mentioned television programs present contemporary writers, actors, directors, etc. working on movies and television shows. Especially Extras and 30 Rock offer a critical overview of how television formats are produced, and they significantly do so in a period of time during which the working conditions for television-makers have fundamentally changed. In a most general sense, the criticism that these shows purport works on two levels. First, as we will see further on, there is an explicit criticism implied in the way the TV shows at hand present the making of a TV show. Thus, there is for instance Andy Millman, the protagonist of Extras about whom I will have more to say later on, who clearly states his dissatisfaction as a disillusioned actor/writer: ANDY: I wanna do something that I’m proud of. And I won’t be proud of shouting out catch phrases in a stupid wig and funny glasses. […] So basically, I’m not going to prostitute myself anymore or my work, ok? (Extras “Orlando Bloom”, 21’30”) In a very outspoken way, the programs in question take stock of television’s outworn creative standards and its resulting mediocrity.