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free weekly guide to entertainment and more | march 22-28, 2007 | www.eujacksonville.com 2 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper table of contents cover photo courtesy of BoConcept feature Love Brigade Fashion Show...... PAGE 15 Beaches Pub Crawl...... PAGE 16 Home Improvements...... PAGES 18-23 Interior Decor...... PAGE 18 Springtime Gardening...... PAGES 18-19 Spring Organizing...... PAGE 20 Kitchen and Bath...... PAGES 20-21 Remodeling Secrets...... PAGE 21 Design Magazines & Blogs...... PAGE 21 Home Entertainment...... PAGE 22 Kids Rooms...... PAGE 22 Decorating with Books...... PAGE 23 movies Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (movie review)...... PAGE 6 Movies In Theaters This Week...... PAGES 6-10 Pride (movie review)...... PAGE 7 Seen, Heard, Noted & Quoted...... PAGE 7 Reign Over Me (movie review)...... PAGE 8 The Last Mimzy (movie review)...... PAGE 9 Shooter (movie review)...... PAGE 10 at home Casino Royale (DVD review)...... PAGE 12 Andy Barker P.I. (TV review)...... PAGE 13 All A-Twitter (Wild Birds Unlimited)...... PAGE 14 food Eating In Atlantic Beach...... PAGE 17 music Jamie DeFrates CD release (European Street)...... PAGE 24 Music Calendar...... PAGES 24-28 Great Atlantic Seafood Festival...... PAGE 25 James Cotton (interview)...... PAGE 26 AntiGravity (UNF Drumline & Dance Team) ...... PAGE 27 Modest Mouse (album)...... PAGE 29 Kathie Baillie (album)...... PAGE 29 arts / theatre / on stage Jane Eyre (interview)...... PAGE 28 Art After Dark (Florida Theatre)...... PAGE 30 Arts Calendar...... PAGES 31-32 Melanie Rogers exhibit...... PAGE 31 The Lion King - backstage...... PAGE 32 Walt Disney’s The Lion King (FCCJ Artist Series review))...... PAGE 33 columns and stuff The Jock...... PAGE 29 NASCAR...... PAGE 30

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 3 Anna shankar will be at the Florida Theatre on thisweek Friday. Anoushka Shankar Anoushka Shankar’s launches thursday march 22 a new band, marking a defining moment in the career of the Grammy-nominated sitarist. Having performed and previously recorded strictly in the classical Indian tradition of her father, the legendary Ravi Shankar, Anoushka truly emerges here as a potent creative force, not only performing on sitar, cold war kids but also exhibiting her own unique voice as a composer, arranger & producer, as she Cold War Kids collaborates with a select crew A few quotes about CWK: “..idiosyncratic soul-blues-rock sound of virtuoso Eastern & Western echoes the likes of the Pogues and Tom Waits...” – Interview “A musicians wielding a variety sound so original and timeless you wonder how it sprang from the of both acoustic & electronic Los Angeles suburbs and not the dark, rich loam of the bayou” – LA instruments . Times. Cold War Kids make music with roots that go deep and Florida Theatre - 8:00pm wide, embracing influences as diverse as Bob Dylan, Billie Holiday, Info: 355-2787 Jeff Buckley, and the Velvet Underground. Also playing, two hot groups, Tokyo Police Club and Delta Spirit. bonde do role Bonde do Role Cafe Eleven - 8:30 pm Info: 469-9311 Matt Wertz Matt Wertz, the handsome Missouri- A few years ago, Diplo born soulful rocker has been splitting -- the genre-crushing Astronautalis, Joe Beats, and Black time between his home in Nashville and Philadelphia DJ-producer Lungs (One Drop) hundreds of stages around the world for and M.I.A. collaborator Astonautalis, Jacksonville’s own self described Hip the past six years. His latest offering, -- discovered funk Hop/Indie /Country artist says, “I am trying to be the Everything In Between, displays a patina carioca, the booming Van Morrison of this rap shit.” He will be performing that prompts a deep appreciation of Miami bass-ish sound following his return from SXSW. his music. And while the process was of Rio de Janeiro’s Club TSI Info: 424.3531 born out of a difficult journey, the result shantytowns. “It was, is an eclectic and energetic album, like, little children screaming about drugs Lola Ray, Gasoline Heart, The delivered smoothly and with confidence. As a whole, Everything is seamless over a Smiths loop and a Futurists, The Falls, Milliard Filmore and cohesive, but each song varies in breakbeat,” says Diplo, The Futurists slower songs recall the emotion and who regularly visits matt wertz color enough to make it unique from the intensity of acts such as Muse and Ours. Lead singer others, beautiful in its own way. Jack Brazil. “I thought it was John Lindsey’s vocals are powerful, and when placed Rabbits – 8 pm perfect music.” Bonde over catchy, fast paced, dance rock beats in songs like “Last do Role, the first signing to his new Mad Decent label, have an art- Stand,” The Futurists rightfully earn their name. If this is only the school take on the sound (also known as baile funk), pairing the beginning, we can’t wait to hear what is yet to come. - Atlanta The Acting Company’s Jane Eyre biggest, dumbest samples ever with comically dirty shout-rapped Music Guide After an acclaimed run in London’s West End, The Acting Portuguese lyrics. “The joke is to be as stupid and cheesy as you Thee Imperial - 7 pm Info: 475-0488 Company proudly presents the American premiere can be,” says MC and producer Pedro D’eyrot, “and people will shangrala of Polly Teale’s groundbreaking adaptation of Jane buy it.” - Rolling Stone. Also Jay Myztroh & The Elevated Hip-Hop Eyre. Jane Eyre is Charlotte Bronte’s extraordinary Experience, The Yusge (reunion). Club TSI Info: 424.3531 coming-of-age story of one of literature’s most independent and strong-willed women. Recognized as a masterpiece when it published in 1847, Jane friday march 23 Eyre remains a startlingly modern blend of passion, romance and suspense. March 24 Wilson Center for the Arts – FCCJ South Campus saturday Shangrala, Crash the Satellites, - 8 pm Spacebar and Chris Estes Info: 632-3373 or artistseries.fccj.org The Florida Ballet performs Giselle If you are into hardcore punk rock, Shangrala Don’t miss the Florida Ballet performing Giselle, the oldest of the might not be a perfect fit for you, but if you Trick Pony & Carolina Rain romantic ballets, with their full company of professional dancers enjoy really well thought out music that Gator Country Spring Concert Series FREE and guest artist. you can sink your teeth into, Shangrala is Jacksonville Landing – 8 pm Florida Theatre – 7:30 pm Jacksonville’s little secret. Info: 355-2787 9th & Main – 7 pm Info: 353-6002

4 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper sunday march 25 music in the JU Presents Krosnicks in Concert Violinist Aaron Krosnick and his wife, Mary Lou Wesley Krosnick, a pianist, are both performers-in- residence at JU. They will be joined by Aaron’s brother, Joel Krosnick, a cellist with the Juilliard String Quartet for the past 34 years. Cost: $10 free for students and military with I.D. Terry Concert Hall, JU campus - 3 pm Info: 256-7370 great outdoors Six Parts Seven Most of the group’s music is instrumental, featuring multiple “clean” (undistorted) electric guitars, with electric bass and drums, as well as electric lap steel guitar, viola, and occasionally also piano, camping & festing at the Spirit of vibraphone, or trumpet. Rather than relying primarily on strummed chords, songs are generally built by combining single-note melodic lines. Most songs are slow, subdued, and introspective, featuring much Suwannee Music Park repetition and little contrast, creating a meditative atmosphere. However their ‘MySpace’ describes their sound like this: “Listening is a form of creation. This music isn’t complete, nor defined, until each No matter what time of year puts you in the festival mood, the Spirit of Suwannee individual listener internalizes the sounds and re-imagines them in their own fashion.” Also playing - A Music Park has a festival for you. This Live Oak music park is the perfect place to enjoy a Slight Breeze. Cafe Eleven - 8:30 pm weekend of music and camping. Featuring more than 600 campsites on 700 acres of primitive campgrounds, this park has everything from gorgeous canoeing on the Suwannee to RV campsites. Even if you don’t like the bands playing one night, you have plenty of outdoors to tuesday keep you entertained. Tent camping is as cheap as $25 for four people. If you aren’t into tent camping, look into their rental cabins or just plug in your RV. Check out suwannee.com for march 27 more details. Vince Gill From the largest country music festival in the South (the Suwannee River Jam) to the Vince Gill started his music career playing in Ricky infamous Suwannee Spring Fest, which is loaded with headliners and has activities for the Skaggs’ bluegrass band, Boone Creek, and was whole family, no matter which one you choose, there’s bound to be something you like. Here the lead singer in the country-rock band Pure are some of their upcoming festivals and a few notable headliners: Prairie League before hitting it big on his own. With a record-breaking 18 CMA Awards, Gill stands as one of the most successful artists in the history of Live Bait country music. He married contemporary Christian Jesse The Human Bomb music star Amy Grant in 2000 before returning in late Josh Kirkland Band 2006 with a four-disc set of all new material, titled These Days. Southern Outlaw Band Florida Theatre Info: 355-2787 Josh Kirkland Band Big Engine & 5 other bands wednesday march 28 Wanee -April 13th & 14th Les Folies Russes -waneefestival.com Direct from Moscow, Les Folies Russes features 50 classically trained Russian dancers in a virtuosic and theatrical presentation The Duhks Allman Brothers Band beyond anything seen even in cities like Las Vegas and Paris. This Gov’t Mule stunning attraction features 20 brilliant show-stopping numbers Suwannee Spring Fest The Derek Trucks Band & Susan Tedeschi and close to 1000 spectacular costumes complete with fabulous -March 22 - 25 Robert Randolph & the Family Band feathers and furs, and a cascade of colorful jewels and gemstones -magmusic.com/suwannee.htm Nickel Creek created in the sewing workshops of the Bolshoi Theatre and Rusted Root Stanislavsky-and-Nemirovich-Danchenko Musical Theatre. Florida Donna the Buffalo Keller Williams Theatre - 8 PM Info: 355-2787 The Duhks The Radiators Crooked Still Sister Hazel Blueground Undergrass & 7 other bands The Infamous Stringdusters next thursday Gandalf Murphy & The Slambovian Suwannee River Jam march 29 Circus of Dreams -April 19 - 21 Big Cosmo & The New Traditionals -suwanneeriverjam.com Sam Pacetti Leo Kottke Clyde Walker Trace Adkins Blending folk, jazz, and blues influences into a signature finger- Tania & The Magic Moon Traveling Circus Dierks Bentley picked style of syncopated, polyphonic music, Kottke’s work Dan Hicks & the Hot Licks Terri Clark pre-dated and predicted much of the New Age instrumental & 32 other bands Aaron Tippin music movement, and is often considered part of the American John Anderson Primitivism movement. Cook & Glenn The Florida Theatre - 8 PM 355-2787 Rock-N-Wheels -March 29 - 31 T.G. Sheppard -hoganentertainment.net/rockwheels.htm Lo Cash Cowboys

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 5 opening this week

BREAKING AND ENTERING Jude Law plays Will Francis, a partner in a thriving landscape archi- tecture firm which he runs with his friend, Sandy (Martin Freeman). Professionally, things could not be better but Will spends less and less time at home with his beautiful, melancholy partner, Liv (Robin Wright-Penn), and her troubled 13 year-old daughter, Bea. Also starring:, Vera Farmiga, Ju- liette Binoche, Martin Freeman and Ray Winstone. Rated R

THE HILLS HAVE EYES II The hills have eyes but they need glasses. In this sequel, a group of National Guard trainees find themselves battling against a vicious group of mutants on their last Leonardo day of training in the desert. It’s Saw in the des- ert. Rated R

THE LAST MIMZY In this children’s fantasy, two siblings develop special powers after they find ninja power! turtles rule! a mysterious box of toys. Soon, the kids, their parents, and even their teacher are drawn into a strange and sometimes terrifying world. Rated PG TMNT movie review PRIDE Set in the year 1973, Jim Ellis, a col- lege educated African-American, can’t find a job. Driven by his love of competitive swimming, Jim by Erin thursby [email protected] converts an abandoned recreational pool hall in a B- Rated PG 87 min. off on a quest to become a better leader. Leo goes to Philadelphia slum into an Olympic sized pool, with South America, protecting the weak against the crimi- Michelanglo the help of Elston, a local janitor. But city officials I had so many burning questions when I went to nal element in the jungle. Meanwhile, the other three have marked the building for demolition. Rated PG see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Would April O’Neil turtles remain in New York, where they find ways to still be wearing that ugly-ass yellow jumpsuit? Would keep busy. Michelangelo masquerades as Cowabunga REIGN OVER ME In a stunning dramatic perfor- they kill off the annoying Casey Jones? And most im- Carl, a costumed turtle at kid’s birthday parties, and mance, Adam Sandler stars as Charlie Fineman, a portantly, would they manage to capture some of the Donatello works from home as computer tech sup- man who lost his entire family in one of the planes darkness of the old comic? port. Raphael, always the angriest and most rebellious that crashed into the twin towers. Don Cheadle A few minutes into the movie I got my answer on of the turtles, turns costumed vigilante. When Leo portrays his old college roommate, Alan Johnson, the April O’Neil jumpsuit question. She shows up look- returns, Raph isn’t ready to take orders from him, who runs into Charlie on the streets of Manhat- ing like a redheaded Lara Croft clone, complete with a forming the meat of the conflict in the story. tan. Johnson discovers Charlie is a broken man machete for those jungle adventures. Old time turtle fans might be somewhat disap- and has descended into serious mental illness. Casey Jones, for the uninitiated, is friend to the pointed, as the story doesn’t mine the dark stuff Johnson rekindles the friendship and tries to help turtles, boyfriend to April, as well as being a vigilante. all that well and the dialogue is reminiscent of the Charlie take the long road to normalcy. Rated R He wears a hockey mask to protect his identity (it’s a cartoon. Still, there are enough Easter eggs scattered little creepy if you remember the Jason movies) and throughout the film for devoted fans, particularly in SHOOTER A former special forces sniper, Bob uses sports equipment like baseball bats and hockey the room where they keep Shedder’s mask on a shelf, Lee Swagger (Mark Wahlberg) who is retired sticks in his battle against evil. He’s a part of the among other turtle memorabilia. It’s a film that will living in a remote location is coaxed into becom- movie, but he didn’t bother me the way he did in the score well with the younger crowd. The plot leaves ing an advisor for a covert group of operatives. animated series, though he was nothing like the comic things open for a sequel, with Karai, the female leader Raphael Instead of giving them advice on the best sniper book version. of the ninja foot clan ominously warning them that locations, Swagger is set up as a patsy to take the He was one of many things they included in the they will soon face someone from their past. rap for an assassination of the President. Swagger movie that should have annoyed me, but didn’t. They CGI most definitely made the world more believ- survives and goes on the run, and while trying to really do have a “turtlemobile” in the movie, but it has able than the previous flicks. There were a few scenes clear his name, he uncovers a shadow agency enough of a back story that I could buy the thing being where the CGI came off as weak or just a little “off.” with their own agenda. Rated R. in the movie. Instead of being annoyed, I was almost The most notable was the combat scene between charmed that they managed to work it in. It always Raphael and Leonardo, who fight in the rain. I know TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES Those hard bothered me that ninjas would employ a bright yellow that anytime CGI has water or rain in it, it’s mostly the back ninjas, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles van. Of course, if I’m willing to believe that there are tech guys trying to show off their mad skillz to the rest are back, and ready to rumble. After he defeat of mutant turtles that learned the ninja arts from a giant of the industry and CGI fan boys. In this case, it didn’t their old arch nemesis, The Shredder, the Turtles rat who likes to watch soap operas and drink oolong seem to work out very well. The CGI animation ended have grown apart as a family. Struggling to keep tea, I should be able to suspend my disbelief enough up looking more like stop-start claymation rather than them together, their rat sensei, Master Splinter, for an ostentatious yellow van. a fluid CGI fight scene. It was a pivotal moment in the becomes worried when strange things begin to The darkness of the old comic is captured, script, but I was distracted by the animation. brew in NYC. Tech industrialist, Max Winters, is mostly in the gritty animation of the cityscape, which, The voice actors in this flick are first-rate, with amassing an army of ancients. Rated PG I must say, is super-frickin’ awesome. The script also Sara Michelle Gellar voicing the kick-ass April O’Neil, plays to Raphael’s anger at the world and at Leonardo, among others. The Splinter is voiced by the comic who he feels has abandoned them. Michelangelo (the Mako, who died soon after recording his part. Mako, turtle with the orange mask) brings a sense of silliness a Japanese-American actor and comic, might be best continued pg 7 and fun to the somewhat dark world. It’s light enough known as the voice of the evil Aku in the animated for kids to handle, but the themes are just barely deep series Samurai Jack. Patrick Stewart lends his con- Donatello enough to satisfy adults. The script itself wasn’t Shake- siderably distinctive vocal chops to Max Winters, a speare, but I didn’t expect it to be. Most of the funny possible villain in the movie. Kevin Smith even has a moments naturally come from Michelangelo, the most cameo as a cook at a greasy spoon diner which is that could have used a little punching up. It’s still a popular turtle of them all. terrorized by a pint sized monster. good intro for all those kids that don’t yet know TMNT; The plot of the movie picks up where the rubber I was so happy to see the Turtles on the big I’m just hoping they’ll improve things in the next mov- costumed movie series left off. Shedder is apparently screen in CGI that I didn’t care about the slightly weak ie. All in all, this movie was a nice blend of elements dead and the rat sensei Splinter has sent Leonardo storyline, the occasional CGI annoyance and dialogue from the old comic and television series.

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Leg Up Heather Mills’ artificial leg proved to be no problem whenDancing with the Stars kicked off Monday night. Mills received mostly positive feedback from the judges, with Bruno Tonioli crediting her for having “more guts than Rambo.” Joey Fatone received the night’s highest marks, earning a score of 24 out of a possible 30. The fear was Heather’s leg would fly off and put someone’s eye out. Love Retread Has the MTV curse been lifted? Shanna Moakler is reuniting with her husband, Travis Barker, she confirmed toPeople , though deny- ing rumors she is pregnant. The couple split last year and Barker filed for divorce in August. Spector Cuts off Afro for Trial Jury selection continued Tuesday in the murder trial of Phil Spector, who is accused of fatally shooting B-movie star Lana Clarkson in 2003. Some 150 prospective jurors reported to court on Monday, where 43 were excused for various reasons. With his trial finally getting underway, Spector debuting a new look—closely cropped blond locks and bangs. Kiss Off-- Again sink or swim? Uma Thurman and her on-again, off-again hotelier boyfriend Andre Balazs ended their relationship after three years, her rep confirmed Monday. Designing Predator Pride movie review Anand Jon, a fashion designer who is already charged with sexual assaulting two women and a 15-year- old girl, is also accused of attacks on three more women and a 17-year-old girl, including lewd acts and by kelliE abraHamSoN [email protected] rape, prosecutors said Monday. Jon has appeared on America’s Next Top Model in the past and was named as one of 2007’s people to watch by Newsweek. He has been in jail since Mar. 6 in lieu of $1.3 C- Rated PG 98 min. leaves a lot to be desired. A lot of artistic license million bail; if convicted of all the charges against him, he could face life in prison. was used when crafting the script and it shows. The On the heels of films like Glory Road, Remem- idea that these kids, who could barely swim to begin Jackson Browne Inducted in Songwriters Hall of Fame ber the Titans, Invincible and Coach Carter comes with, going on to dominate in the field in a matter of Jackson Browne and Michael Masser are among this year’s inductees into the Songwriters Hall of Fame, yet another sports underdog story, this one set in months is preposterous. In reality, it took Ellis years which recognizes the work of the composers and lyricists responsible for popular music worldwide. The the world of competitive swimming. Pride opens in to get his kids in shape to compete and a couple induction ceremony is scheduled for June 7 in New York. theaters this weekend. more years for them to actually win. Facts aside, Jim Ellis (Terrance Howard) is a college-edu- the plot is extremely formulaic. Before the lights dim A Baby Makes Three cated black man struggling to make it in Philadelphia you know how this one will end. There were even Tori Spelling is enjoying life as a new mom, judging by a new posting on her MySpace page. “It’s been the in 1973. Unable to find a decent job in the field times when one could correctly predict the next line most amazing week and experience of my life,” she wrote, after delivering son Liam last week. “Mommi- he’s well-qualified for (mathematics) or the one a character would utter. With a half a dozen of these hood ROCKS!” Meanwhile, Spelling’s new reality series, Tori & Dean: Inn Love, is premiering Tuesday on he truly loves (swimming), Jim is forced to take a underdog tales coming out every year, it’s getting Oxygen. job as a glorified janitor at the Philadelphia Depart- increasingly difficult for moviegoers to get anything ment of Recreation (PDR). Assigned the difficult out of it. It’s like having the same amazing pasta dish No More Duff Puff job of packing up a doomed inner-city rec center, every night for a month straight. After a while you Hilary Duff admitted to Britain’s Mail on Sunday that she felt pressure with absolutely no help from the center’s long-time don’t care how good it tastes, you just want some- to lose weight after reading negative press reports about her appear- caretaker Elston (Bernie Mac), Jim tries to make thing new. ance. “When a newspaper comes out that says ‘Duff Puff—she must the best of the situation by filling up the pool and Adding to Pride’s problems are erroneous char- have gained 15 pounds’ or something like that, how would any normal going for the occasional swim. Soon, the kids who acters that, not only have no base in Ellis’s reality, person react?” the 19-year-old singer-actor said. Duff has attributed her spent all their time playing basketball in front of the but basically serve as filler. The neighborhood dealer, dramatic slim-down to healthier eating habits in the past. center are joining Jim and the former college swim- played by Sturgis, is basically an overblown cartoon mer slips into the role of coach, teaching the teens character, as is the exceedingly prickly Elston (Mac). Rolling Stone Conservationist proper techniques and encouraging them to succeed Both of these characters are dispensable, adding Rolling Stones keyboardist Chuck Leavell donated close to 300 acres of in and out of the pool. His instruction pays off and little to the film beyond laughs and a recognizable his Georgia hunting preserve to the state as a conservation easement, the kids become a team determined to show the rest name to add to the poster. Their performances are taking advantage of a new tax credit. The musician urges others to fol- of the city what they can do. Their quest for great- over-the-top, no doubt the fault of the script rather low his lead and protect the state’s open spaces. ness, however, does not go unhindered as a local than their own capabilities. The acting is decent drug dealer (Gary Anthony Sturgis) and a racist rival among the teens and Terrance Howard is, as always, Fifteen Minutes of Fame Extended coach (Tom Arnold) stand firmly in their way. quite good. Unfortunately, this high point does little A movie about the life and death of Anna Nicole Smith is due to start Pride is loosely based on the career of James to overshadow Pride’s flaws. shooting in Los Angeles early next month, CNN reports. Nasser Enter- O. Ellis III, an African-American swim coach and Despite everything that’s wrong with this film, it tainment is currently in the process of casting the lead role for the film, mentor who has been bringing diversity to the sport does entertain in a very basic way. People love their which could be released as early as June. for 35 years. While the film’s timeline isn’t entirely sports movies and seeing an underdog win, even accurate, the basics are about right. Ellis started an if you know from a mile away that it’s coming, will Stoned Judge Busted all-black swim team in 1973 that did go on to earn make them stand up and cheer every time. The audi- Florida Judge, Lawrence Korda, who heard arguments in the paternity battle involving Anna Nicole Smith, several titles and send many young people to Olym- ence I attended the screening with was no exception. was busted for smoking marijuana in a park and charged with possessing an illegal substance, TMZ re- pic-qualifying meets. Today, Ellis is still coaching Even if it didn’t really make sense, even though the ports. The judge was not arrested, but was given a notice to appear in court at a later date. PDR, which has, over the years, become a strong, main villain was a trivial threat, even though it has racially diverse team that continues to inspire the little in common with Ellis’s life, the story affected Designer Janitor community. Most recently, Jim received the Inter- the audience, which is always the greatest measure Naomi Campbell began her court-ordered community service Monday at Manhattan District 3 Garage, Pier national Swimming Hall of Fame President’s Award of a film’s success, at least in the minds of those 36, where she is scheduled to spend the next five days mopping and pushing a broom as punishment for for his contributions to the sport and is traveling the who care little about box office returns. Will Pride tossing a cell phone at her maid over a missing pair of jeans. She has inspired the new game of cell phone country speaking about his experiences. make a killing this weekend? I doubt it. But those tossing at a target instead of your maid. There’s no doubt that Jim Ellis’s real story and who can’t get enough of David and Goliath tales will the Hollywood version are inspirational. Still, the film get their moneys worth.

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 7 now playing 300 Based on Frank Miller’s graphic novel, this you’ve got a friend in me epic film tells the story of the famous Battle of Thermopylae where the King of Sparta, with only 300 soldiers, held off thousands of advancing Persians at the Thermopylae pass. The battle Reign Over Me movie review inspired all of Greece to band together against the Persians and usher in the world’s first de- by Rick grant [email protected] mocracy. Rated R A- Rated R 124 min AMAZING GRACE In this British period In a stunning dramatic performance, Adam piece, Ioan Gruffudd stars as idealist William Sandler portrays Charlie Fineman, a man whose Wilberforce who maneuvers his way through entire family was killed on one of the 9/11 planes Parliament in 18th Century England lobbying to that crashed into the twin towers. Charlie is suffering end slavery in the British empire. Directed by from chronic Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). renowned filmmaker Michael Apted Rated PG More significantly, he has disassociated the tragedy in his mind to the point of functioning at a low level BLACK SNAKE MOAN This is filmmaker Craig of consciousness–marginal schizophrenia. Since his Brewer’s follow up to his award winning Hustle lawsuits were settled, he is a wealthy man. He lives & Flow. In this provocative Southern Gothic tale, in a roomy apartment, and spends his time roaming Samuel L. Jackson portrays a bitter old blues- the streets of Manhattan on his motorized scooter, or man Lazerus who finds a young girl, Rae (Chris- continually redecorating the kitchen. tina Ricci) beaten and left for dead on the side Written and directed by Mike Binder, whose de- of the road. He takes her in and helps her heal. liberately slow pacing gave the actors plenty of time When he finds out that she has “spells” of sexual to affect nuances, bringing out their characters mo- mania, he chains her to the radiator for her own tivations, and in the case of Charlie, his deep need good. He plays the blues to soothe her soul and for a friend. Shot on location in Manhattan, Binder starts performing again. Her boyfriend Ronnie lets the characters tell the story from a masterfully (Justin Timberlake) has anxiety attacks and is written script. Indeed, as Charlie, Sandler proves that discharged from the Army. The premise involves he can go deep into a character with an amazingly three broken people finding each other. Rated R insightful performance. Don Cheadle skillfully plays Charlie’s college BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA Jesse Arron is a fifth roommate, Alan Johnson, who had not seen Charlie grader who has hopes of becoming the fastest in years. Now running a successful dental practice, runner in his class. His hopes are dashed when with an expensive townhouse and a beautiful wife, bearing wife. The strongest point Binder’s script makes is a new girl Leslie Burke outruns everybody, in- Janeane (Jada Pinkett Smith), he is the epitome of Binder’s script uses natural humor to overcome Charlie and Johnson’s friendship in itself has a heal- cluding him. However, Jess and Leslie become the successful urban professional. Johnson’s only any maudlin leanings in the scenario. Most of the ing effect on Charlie, without over dramatizing the friends and discover a magical kingdom in the complaint is his wife doesn’t give him enough space. humor comes from Cheadle’s character Johnson. story. The two unlikely friends are a hoot together in forest where they reign together as king and That changes as circumstances in his life take a Liv Tyler is a cast stand out as Charlie’s an oddly comedic way, without going for the laugh queen. Starring AnnaSophia Robb and Josh radical shift of purpose. therapist Dr. Oakhurst. Her gentle manner and sym- jugular. It’s an endearing story of a truly loving Hutcherson. Rated PG One day, Johnson spots Charlie on the street pathetic persona help Charlie to finally make a break- friendship without strings attached. and tries to flag him down, but Charlie disappears through by talking about his family. DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL In this Tyler Perry com- into the throng. Later he sees him again and this edy a successful female attorney falls in love time he stops Charlie. Clearly, Charlie is not in his with a janitor, the single father of three daugh- right mind, but strangely, Johnson is drawn to him the character of the city ters, over the objections of her father. Starring: by his youthful sense of freedom, and offers to buy Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba, Louis Gossett Jr., him a cup of coffee. Right after 9/11, Johnson had to get as much of the exteriors, backgrounds and Tasha Smith, Gary Anthony Sturgis. Rated PG13 heard about Charlie’s tragedy but is shocked by how tastes of New York as we could – everything up to this terrible trauma has adversely affected him. He the front door of the buildings,” comments Jack DEAD SILENCE There is an old ghost story is a broken man, who refuses to face his grief or his Binder. Spending long nights in the East Village, in the sleepy town of Ravens Fair about Mary memories of his family. where the bulk of the action was filmed, the crew Shaw, a ventriloquist who went mad. Accused The premise focuses on how these two friends captured the soul of the city. of the murder of a young boy, she was hunted meet, years later, at a time in both their lives when One of the reasons that the story is set in down by vengeful townspeople who cut out her they desperately need each other. Of course, Char- New York is that Reign Over Me was born out of tongue and killed her. They buried her along lie’s needs outweigh Johnson’s petty concerns about Mike Binder’s experiences and observances on a with her “children,” a hand-made collection of space. However, Charlie craves companionship and day of tragedy. The writer-director was in New York vaudeville dolls. Starring Donnie Wahlberg and Johnson did not know his family. Charlie cut off all on September 11th, 2001. “I wandered the streets, Christina Cox. Rated R ties with anyone who knew his family, including seeing people who had lost their whole lives in his former best friend, and his in-laws. Charlie has one day,” he recalls. “A year-and-a-half later, I was EPIC MOVIE In the spirit of Scary Movie and reverted back to his younger years, before he had a Writer-director Mike Binder intended for the back in New York with my family, remembering all Date Movie, a parody that spoofs recent mega- family. film’s setting to be as much of a character as the those people I had seen. I kept thinking that for a blockbusters. The comedy centers itself around In a key scene, Charlie causes a disruption actors. Many of the exterior shots take advantage lot of them, that day never ended – their trauma four orphans who visit a chocolate factory and at Johnson’s dental clinic, showing out-of-control of New York’s restaurants and bars, cinemas and was ongoing. That sparked the idea to do a story are transported to the wonderful land of Gnarnia, anger which underscored Charlie’s desperate cry for apartment buildings. Rather than the landmarks about a survivor, years on, and the people in his after stumbling upon an enchanted wardrobe. therapy. Johnson tells his therapist friend, Dr. Angela and vistas that make the city famous, Binder life who pull him through.” There they battle pirates, encounter earnest wiz- Oakhurst (Liv Tyler), about Charlie and she advises focuses his lens on the everyday places that give This nascent script idea resonated with ards and attempt to defeat Gnarnia’s dastardly him to get him help, which is ultimately up to Char- the city its character. Binder’s longtime friend and producer Michael white Bitch. Rated PG-13 lie. He’s rich and can do anything he wants. Lately, “All of those sequences where Charlie and Rotenberg, who was with Binder on that fateful day though, he has taken a turn for the worse, losing all Alan go scootering at night, eating Chinese at in New York. “In one chilling moment, a person’s GHOST RIDER Based on a Marvel comic contact with consensus reality. three in the morning – all of that is part of how a whole life can change,” he says. “Whether it’s book character, a motorcycle stunt man named Although Johnson is trying to help Charlie by person would live in New York were they a little bit 9/11, the tsunami, or another calamitous event, the Johnny Blaze who gives up his soul to become being his friend and adviser, the relationship is put- lonely and troubled or just wanting freedom. The randomness of fate can leave a person stripped of a hell-blazing vigilante to fight against the power ting a strain on Johnson’s marriage. He’s spending city comes to represent a lot about the way they all they love. Then, after a few weeks after a period hungry Blackheart, the son of the devil. Starring more time with Charlie than his wife. Secretly, John- feel,” says actress Saffron Burrows. of time during which it seems the whole world is Nicolas Cage. Rated PG-13 son is enjoying this wild time with his crazy friend. The crew covered a lot of ground over nearly standing by their side, these individuals are left on a month of shooting. “We used every opportunity their own to make sense of their situation.” continued pg 9 They do fun things together, and finally, Johnson is getting his much needed space away from his over-

8 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper I THINK I LOVE MY WIFE Chris Rock stars as Richard Cooper who is married, but he can’t help dreaming about other women. When he’s visited by the ex-mistress of his old friend, his commit- ment to his wife is tested, which sets off comedic situations. Rated R

MUSIC & LYRICS Hugh Grant stars as a washed up rock singer who is given a couple of days to compose a chart-topping hit for an admiring teen sensation. The only problem is, he has never writ- ten lyrics, so he teams up with a younger woman (Drew Barrymore) who has a flair for words. Rated PG-13

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM A hapless security guard, Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) accidently invokes an ancient curse that causes the animals and insects on display to come to life. Rated PG

NORBIT Eddie Murphy plays multiple roles as the future is brought to Norbit, Rasputia, and Mr. Wong in this nutty com- is contaminated, and the Mimzy is a nanocomputer edy. A mild mannered guy (Murphy) is engaged to crafted by the Intel of the future and sent back in time a large figured woman (Murphy). In his dreams, to collect untainted DNA. he meets his ideal woman (Thandie Newton) and you by intel This is the point where it begins to be confusing, schemes to find a way to be with her, not his because as it turns out, Mimzy is an advanced com- bulbous fiancée. But she has other ideas. Rated puter and allegedly all of the magic can be explained PG-13 with futuristic technology. But if that’s the case, how The Last Mimzy movie review can the hippies have dreams that lead them to the PREMONITION Sandra Bullock plays Linda Han- children and use palm reading to decipher the facts? son whose husband is killed in a car accident–or by jon bosworth [email protected] Be prepared to suspend reality in this film, which is he? When she goes to bed she wakes up and my children enjoyed greatly. It is a classic adventure her husband is sleeping next to her. Once she real- B- Rated PG 98 min. is also plagued by dreams about an ancient mandala. tale and Timothy Hutton and Joely Richardson’s poor izes her husband is still alive, she tries to prevent The Last Mimzy is a stuffed bunny rabbit from His fiancée (Kathryn Hahn), a practicing Buddhist, is acting is made up for by the excellent performances the accident from happening. Rated PG-13 the future. This movie is a hippie’s fantasy told as an interested in his dreams because he once dreamed a of the children and even Rainn Wilson’s terrific de- exciting adventure for kids, ala the Last Starfighter, winning lottery number. Larry White’s dreams are very parture from the character of Dwight Schrute on The THE ITALIAN It’s a pretty tall order to ask a six- ET, or Goonies. Noah and Emma Wilder are the only similar to the images that Noah has been doodling at Office. If you’re under thirteen, you’ll love this picture. year-old to suddenly take on responsibility for his hope the future has. The Wilders, a family that lives in school while he thinks about the strange rock with the If you’re not, take someone that is along with you. own life. The questions facing Vanya are really Seattle, takes a weekend off to go to their cabin on the moving geometric shapes. tough: does he want to live a comfortable life as shore. David Wilder (Timothy Hutton) is a busy lawyer Meanwhile, Mimzy, Emma’s stuffed rabbit from an adopted child of a loving family in Italy? After and his work keeps him from being able to be there the strange box, is teaching Emma all sorts of things. all, for an abandoned Russian child like Vanya for the first few days. On Noah and Emma’s first jaunt From how to tell the future to how to spin some of it really doesn’t sound like a bad option. Serene out to the water, Emma, Noah’s little sister (Rhiannon the rocks from the box so that they float, Emma is life under the Mediterranean sun is awaiting him. Leigh Wryn), notices something rolling in the surf. becoming increasingly powerful and wise. Emma has Rated PG-13 Noah (newcomer Chris O’Neil) goes in the cold water also learned that Lewis Carroll also owned a stuffed to retrieve the object. rabbit named Mimzy. Larry White and his fiancée THE LIVES OF OTHERS Florian Henckel von The box opens and reveals a strange rock that pull out their books about ancient Mandalas and find Donnersmarck’s movie debut involves the hor- glows and displays geometric patterns, as well as that the sketches Noah has been drawing match the rifying and sometimes unintentionally funny East other stones and odd glowing objects. The children ancient images, and they are also the images Larry German system of spying on every citizen during run back to the house and hide these items in their has been dreaming about. The science teacher and the Cold War. In the early 1980s, a success- room, swearing to keep them a secret. When Jo Wild- his fiancée confront Mrs. Wilder about Noah’s strange ful dramatist Georg Dreyman and his longtime er (Joelly Richardson from Nip Tuck), their mother, ability, convinced he is the next Buddha, but when companion Christa-Maria Sieland are stars in the catches Noah with the seemingly alien device, it looks the fiancée reads his palm she is disappointed, until socialist state. Government agents observe every to her like just another rock. She cannot see the lights she reads Emma’s and they feel they have discovered aspect of the couple lives because a high raking or the shapes. When Emma searches the strange box something. Then Noah connects two of the objects secret agent is interested in Christa. Rated R later, she finds more exotic rocks, a mutated seashell, from the box and the power goes out in the entire and a stuffed rabbit in a hidden compartment. The Northwest United States. This brings Homeland Secu- THE MESSENGERS The Solomon family move stuffed rabbit talks to her in a voice that only she can rity into the issue. from Chicago for the wide-open-spaces of a North understand. Before long Emma is levitating and Noah is Dakota farm. As the family enjoys the tranquil life Noah’s hippie elementary school science excelling in science, a subject he had previously been of the farm, Jess 16, finds out there is something teacher, Larry White (Rainn Wilson of NBC’s The Of- bad in, and their entire world is changing because of strange in the field of sunflowers when she and fice) warns his class about pollutants and how our this magical box. But the Mimzy has an agenda. As it her brother Ben 3, begin seeing ominous appari- society is jeopardizing the humanity of the future. He turns out the hippie science teacher is right, the future tions. Rated PG-13 the music of mimzy THE NUMBER 23 Jim Carrey stars as Walter Sparrow, a man who becomes obsessed with a The cast of The Last Mimzy were not the Shore has scored such remarkable films as The book titled The Number 23, that appears to be only “stars” involved in the film’s production. The Departed, A History of Violence, The Aviator, Si- based on his life but ends with a murder that has original music featured in the film was composed lence of the Lambs, Philadelphia and The Fly. yet to happen. The more Walter investigates the by an all-star team that included legendary Pink Waters recorded the original song “Hello (I premise of the book, relating it to his life, the cra- Floyd singer Roger Waters and Oscar and Gram- Love You),” specifically for the film, marking only zier he becomes. Rated R my-winning composer Howard Shore. the second time the rock icon has ever recorded With more than 100 film and television an original song for a motion picture, while Shore WILD HOGS Tim Allen, William H. Macy, Martin scores to his credit, Shore is one of the leading composed the film’s score. Waters collaborated Lawrence, and John Travolta play a group of yup- composers working today. In addition to his work with Shore and Grammy Award-winning Pink Floyd pie biker wannabes who seek adventure on the on the Lord of the Rings trilogy whose soundtrack producer James Guthrie (The Wall) to record the open road on their Harleys. The unlikely suburban has sold more than six million copies worldwide, song. continued pg 10

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 9 bikers get more than they bargained for when they tangle with a New Mexico gang called the Del Fuegos. Rated PG-13 framed & blamed ZODIAC Based on Robert Graysmith’s book which chronicles the exhaustive search for the self proclaimed Zodiac serial killer who terrorized San Francisco during the 1960s and 1970s. The Shooter movie review story is told through the eyes of the detectives working the case and a journalist who becomes by Rick grant [email protected] obsessed with the case. The Zodiac was never Clearly, the rogue agents underestimated Swag- caught. Rated R ger, who is not only an expert sniper but has had special forces training in survival and advanced tac- special showings tics. The assassination goes down but the shooter misjudged the windage factor and hit the Archbishop Midnight Movie instead of the President. The rogue agents identify EL TOPO March 23,24 at midnight at the San the assassin as Swagger and he is being chased by Marco Theatre. After not being screened in North every law enforcement agency in the tri-state area. America for over twenty years due to some Swagger steals a truck and heads for Kentucky, disagreement between the rights owner and the where his dead partner’s widow, Sarah Fenn (Kate filmmaker we finally get to see this and The Holy Mara), lives. He takes a chance that she will help Mountain on the big screen with brand new 35MM him. prints. El Topo seems to come from another During Swagger’s run for freedom, he had dimension - a spaghetti western that goes off encountered an FBI agent, Nick Memphis (Michael the deep end. Once seen who could ever forget Pena) who he disarms but tells him he did not kill the “Master” gunslinger with arms but no legs the president. At that time, he didn’t know the killer strapped on another gunslinger with legs but no missed the president. Going on instinct and adrena- arms! The game of Russian roulette that leads to lin, Swagger reaches out to Nick Memphis in hopes a small tot taking a shot to the noggin. The sheer of gaining an ally inside the Bureau. otherworldliness of the mountain freaks descend- Directed by Antoine Fuqua and adapted to ing on the town to be blown to smithereens. One screen by Jonathan Lemkin from Stephen Hunter’s viewing of El Topo will result in images being novel Point of Impact, the premise is based on the burnt into your brain for the rest of your years viewers accepting the existence of a shadow govern- - the images are that powerful. Info: 396-4845 ment of powerful, wealthy men who have Senators and other VIPs in their pockets. Allegedly, these are The Metropolitan Opera Goes to the Movies the men who conspired to shoot JFK and setup Lee Experience the excitement of the Metropolitan Harvey Oswald to take the fall. They have important Opera Saturday Matinee-LIVE in HD on the Big B Rated R 134 min worldwide contacts and operate as a secret soci- Screen! Performances are being broadcast live In this thriller, Mark Wahlberg stars as a former ety of members who make things happen for their straight from the stage of one of the world’s Marine Corp. sniper, Bob Lee Swagger, who is as- empowerment and to gain unimaginable wealth. In greatest opera houses into select movie the- signed to the CIA’s special forces operations. When other words, Hunter’s story ties all the conspiracy atres equipped with high definition and surround a black ops mission goes bad and his partner is theories together into a sinister secret organization sound. THE BARBER OF SEVILLE (Il Barbiere killed, he is honorably discharged from the Marines that operates way outside the law and the Constitu- di Siviglia), will be screened this Saturday. The and heads to a remote mountain cabin to find peace tion. In fact, in the script, Colonel Isaac Johnson tells instantly familiar music of Rossini’s The Barber of with his dog and nature. Swagger “I’m untouchable, I will win and you will Seville (Il Barbiere di Siviglia) has been featured Swagger’s peaceful existence is interrupted lose!” He and the Senator have so many top govern- in cartoons, commercials, and TV shows, but it’s when a sinister looking group of powerful men ment officials in their pockets, he is right–he is un- best heard in its original form. In the Met’s new visit him. The rogue agents are headed by a U.S. touchable. Ah, but they never dreamed that Swagger production, by acclaimed theater director Bartlett Senator (Ned Beatty) and Colonel Isaac Johnson would survive and come back to haunt them. He was Sher and his Tony Award-winning team from The (Danny Glover). They operate outside of Judicial not about to let what these evil men did to him go Light in the Piazza. Run Time: 3 hours. Tickets and Constitutional mandates to run black ops with unpunished. So he plots his revenge with the help of $18 adult/$15 child. Cinemark Tinseltown The- private armies and pull off political assassinations. Sarah and Agent Memphis. ater - March 24 at 1:30 pm. Info: 998-2020 The group’s motives involve oil money and absolute This film delivers intrigue and realistic gun power. scenes for serious action junkies. I liked it because MOCA Jacksonville Film Series Colonel Johnson recruits Swagger to scout it didn’t pretend to be anything but what it is–a spy Film Fatales: A Celebration of Independent out a suspected presidential assassination attempt thriller with teeth. The scenario goes for the jugular Women Directors and advise the secret service on the best location and never lets the momentum wane. If you believe in MOCA will be paying tribute to female filmmakers and vantage point that the assassin would set-up his the unified conspiracy theory that alleges there is a each Wednesday throughout the month of March. shooting position. However, Swagger is being set-up shadow government pulling strings and assassina- This stellar sampling of captivating independent as a patsy to take the rap for the real assassin who tions to accomplish its agenda, then this is a must- films explores contemporary filmmaking by wom- is planning to murder the President of the United see movie. When Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested th en from around the world. Wednesday, March 28 States during a ceremony with the Archbishop of he said he was a patsy and I believe him. It’s some- you can see ORLANDO This film was directed by Ethiopia. thing to ponder. Sally Potter in Great Britain, and is rated PG-13. Orlando is a re-working of Virginia Woolf’s clas- sic novel in which an innocent aristocrat journeys through 400 years of English history – first as a man, then as a woman. $6 for members and $8 for non-members. Info: 366-6911

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eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 11 world’s terrorist organizations. Le Chiffre plans to fund his next set of endeavors by organizing and new on dvd participating in a high-stakes poker game at Le Blood Diamond (143 min.) Casino Royale in Montenegro, where over a hundred While in prison for smuggling, ex-Mercenary million dollars is at stake. With the help of the beguil- Danny Archer (Leonardo DiCaprio) learns that ing Vesper Lynd (Eva Green), a government accoun- Solomon Vandy (Djimon Hounsou), a poor tant in charge of Bond’s buy in, and field agent Rene fisherman, has found and hidden a rare pink Mathis (Giancarlo Giannini), 007 sets out to beat Le diamond. With the help of Maddy Bowen (Jen- Chiffre at his own game, effectively putting him and nifer Connelly), an American journalist, the two many of his clients out of business. st men embark on a trek through rebel territory to While this is the 21 film in the James Bond retrieve the valuable stone. Rated R for strong series, Casino Royale is based on author Ian violence and language. Fleming’s very first book about the charming super spy. The film is a reboot of the series, introducing Come Early Morning (97 min.) the new millennium to the master of espionage and Lucy Fowler (Ashley Judd) is a 30-something seduction. When plans for the film were first an- single woman in a small Southern town looking nounced, many wondered who would fill the shoes for love in all the wrong places. As she tries to of men like Pierce Brosnan, Sir Sean Connery and shake herself from late night drinking binges and Sir Roger Moore. In 2005 EON Productions gave the one-night stands, she meets a new man (Jeffrey role to Daniel Craig, a move that stirred up a lot of Donovan) who helps her out of her self-destruc- controversy among faithful Bond fans. Some even tion. Rated R for language and some sexual went so far as to organize boycotts of the film and situations. start websites about why they felt Craig was wrong for the role. Despite this, Casino Royale went on Eragon (104 min.) to wow critics, earning a 94% fresh rating on Rot- 007 is back & better than ever tenTomatoes.com and grossing over $167 million in In his homeland of Alagaesia, a farm boy (Ed Speleers) happens upon a dragon’s egg- a dis- the US alone during its theatrical run. The film is now covery that leads him on a predestined journey Casino Royale dvd review available on DVD where it will no doubt do just as where he finds that he’s the one person who can well. defend his home against an evil king (Robert The Casino Royale DVD is made up of two Carlyle). Rated PG for fantasy violence, intense by kelliE abraHamSoN [email protected] discs. The first is just the film itself and a handful of trailers. The second disc houses the bonus fea- battle sequences and some frightening images. His name is Bond. James Bond. And for over a chance to experience a new story, a new edgier tures. “Becoming Bond” is a 28 minute featurette 40 years moviegoers have been following his tri- atmosphere and a new Bond. that focuses on the film’s production, including Everyone’s Hero (90 min.) als, tribulations and womanizing. The well-known British agent James Bond (Daniel Craig) has Craig’s reaction to the fan backlash at his casting. In order to help the Yankees secure a 1932 character has been portrayed by six different men just reached “double-0” status and has officially Next is “James Bond: For Real,” a 26 minute look at World Series win and to clear his father’s name, over the years, the latest incarnation giving us yet acquired his license to kill. In his first mission as a the stunts in the film and how they were achieved. ten-year-old Yankee Irving (Jake T. Austin) goes another face to put to the name. Casino Royale is super spy, Bond is sent to track down and stop Le The longest supplement on the disc is “Bond Girls on a thousand-mile journey to recover Babe now available on DVD, allowing fans and newcomers Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen), the official banker of the Ruth’s (Brian Dennehy) prized stolen baseball Are Forever,” a nearly hour long piece highlighting bat, Darlin’ (Whoopi Goldberg). His cross-coun- some of the most memorable Bond girls to grace try trek teaches him the importance of persever- the screen. Finally, a music video for Chris Cornell’s ance and the true meaning of friendship. This song ‘You Know My Name’ rounds out the extras film is rated G. thursday nights on this release. The notable lack of deleted scenes and audio commentary hints to a future edition, a My Country, My Country (90 min.) fact that Casino Royale director Martin Campbell This Oscar nominated documentary is set in the confirmed in a recent interview with USA Today. With months leading up to the Iraq’s historic elections no set release date for such a DVD, this relatively on January 31, 2005. Director Laura Poitras supplement-light two-disc DVD is the best we’ve got follows a doctor from Baghdad who’s running for now. for City Council, the United Nations team who pulppulp fictionfiction theatretheatre Casino Royale is an edge-of-your-seat thrill ride will organize and monitor the elections, and a Straight from the 30s that truly does justice to both Ian Fleming’s novels private security firm from Australia that’s hired to and the Bond film franchise. Daniel Craig, whose fair oversee the security and safety of the elections. hair and rugged good looks made him a less than This film is not rated. desirable choice for some fans, does a fantastic job as the charismatic spy, no doubt causing those The Nativity Story (101 min.) who complained the loudest about his casting to Young Mary (Keisha Castle-Hughes) is betrothed Gritty, thrilling and performed hang their heads in shame. The rest of the cast, to an older man and she is told by an angel that particularly relative newcomer Eva Green and Danish she will bear God’s son. She could be stoned for live at Downtown's coolest actor Mads Mikkelsen, do a nice job as well. The this pregnancy, but Joseph (Oscar Isaac) has a story itself is intriguing, holding your attention for the dream explaining the situation and takes her as Dinner Theatre. film’s entire 144 minutes and beyond. You actually his wife. They then make the difficult journey to want to watch it all over again once the credits roll Bethlehem for the census, arriving just in time doors open at 6, show at 8:30 so that you can pick up every little detail. While a lot for the baby’s birth in a stable. Rated PG for of the older Bond films come off a tad over-the-top, some violent content. Casino Royale is much darker and grittier, giving this reboot of the series a more realistic feel. At the same Rocky Balboa (102 min.) time, the film maintains a lot of the humor we find in the other films, cutting the violence a bit and giving it Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) has retired 5 bucks (CHEAP!) for the from boxing but after seeing a virtual fight a true “James Bond” air. between Rocky in his prime and heavyweight show | full dining | call for Casino Royale is a welcome update to the champion Mason “the Line” Dixon (Antonio more info. James Bond series and Daniel Craig truly is the best Tarver), Rocky’s interest in fighting sparks again. man for the job. While the DVD release is disappoint- When he causes a media firestorm by re-regis- ingly light on extras, the movie itself is well worth tering for his license, Dixon and his managers the purchase price. Personally, I can’t wait for the cook up a plan to gain some positive publicity, special edition release, but I will gladly hold onto prompting Rocky to step into the ring one last boomtown theatre my supplement-light copy and wear it out in the time. Rated PG for boxing violence and some 140 west monroe street | 632-0099 | http://pulpfictiontheatre.tk/ meantime. I will also be anxiously awaiting Daniel language. Craig’s next portrayal of Bond, which is scheduled for release next fall.

12 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper accountant sleuth Andy Barker P.I. tv review by Rick grant [email protected] Shot on film in the mold of 30 Rock and The like a rocket. More significantly, Barker discovers he Office, with no laugh track (therefore qualifying it has a knack for detective work. His accountant per- for my review) NBC has launched the Andy Rich- sona is a perfect cover for his covert sleuthing. ter/Conan O’Brien collaboration Andy Barker P.I. Nicole Randall Johnson almost steals the pilot O’Brien wrote the pilot and is co-executive producer. episode as a spacey archives clerk who absolutely Aside from Richter’s seven year tenure as O’Brien’s can not multitask. She appears in only two episodes, sidekick on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, he and which is too bad. She’s a natural comic actor whose O’Brien have collaborated on various noteworthy character could have been developed. Other cast projects. In fact, they are writing partners. members add greatly to the oddball comedy slant of Happily for all concerned, the show is funny the series. Barker’s accidental mentor, the retired P.I., and fast-paced in the 30-minute format. Richter’s Lew Staziak (Harve Presnell), is a pivotal character. delivery is droll and quirky as a mild mannered ac- Tony Hale deftly portrays Simon, Barker’s strip-mall countant who stumbles into another man’s detective friend (he runs a movie-rental store turned crime agency and is sucked into a dangerous world of busting headquarters, complete with high-tech video Russian mobsters and beautiful vamps al la the pulp surveillance gear). Wally (Marshall Manesh) runs the detective novel. Afghan restaurant, but after 9/11, he went overboard In the pilot, Richter, as Barker, opens an ac- on his pro-American slogans–“MSG No–USA Yes” countant office in a mall, making friends with other reads one of his signs. mall businessmen. Barker’s first day of work is a Fans of O’Brien and Richter will agree that bust–the phone doesn’t ring. Then, suddenly, in the Barker is Richter’s most interesting and funny late afternoon, a gorgeous woman in red strolls into character. Since O’Brien and Richter are practically his office and throws 4 grand on his desk, mistaking joined at the hip as comedy writers, Richter chan- him for the private detective who formerly occupied nels O’Brien’s zany style as the nerdy Barker. The the office. Before Barker can say anything, she fast-paced action seems an exciting counterpoint to leaves and he is staring at the money and thinking Barker’s laid-back nature. He seems the most unlike- that he’s in the wrong profession. Soon, he starts to ly person to go running after suspects. But Barker investigate the disappearance of the woman’s hus- gets so excited, he forgets he’s terribly out of shape, band and is sucked into a web of intrigue. and after running 100 yards is panting for breath. Before long, Barker is up to his eyeballs in Harve Presnell seals his scenes as Lew Sta- Russian mobsters and shady characters. When ziak. He’s right out of a dime novel–old school to the faced with sticky situations, Barker pleads that he’s core. Staziak’s a tough old bird who hates hippies, only an accountant, like that will save him from Castro, and speaks in a tough guy language straight harm. To satisfy his curiosity, Barker tracks down out of some old gangster movie. He is the gruff the real P.I. who abruptly left the office he now oc- counterpoint of Barker’s wimpy nature. But when cupies. He finds the man in an old-peoples’ home in Staziak gets Barker fired up, anything can happen a wheelchair. To Barker’s chagrin, the old guy is not because Barker doesn’t realize that he’s in mortal crippled but hiding out from the Russian mob. While danger. When faced with bad guys, Barker thinks there, Barker gets the skinny on the caper and de- they are holding their finger in their coats a la some cides to collaborate with the curmudgeonly old man old movie, when in fact, they have real guns. His on the case. friend Simon is always relating every situation to a It didn’t take Barker long to change profes- movie script, especially Chinatown. sions. Being a P.I. is infinitely more exciting than The show airs on Thursdays, at 9:30 pm ET, crunching numbers all day. Thus, a new gumshoe is nicely placed in NBC’s comedy Thursday lineup. born, somewhat reluctantly, but the money is good Since I’m a fan of Conan O’Brien’s comedic writing and his self image has improved. His wife, Jenny genius, I’m pulling for this show to make it. Richter (Clea Lewis) would not approve, so Barker lets her is also a gifted comedic writer. The outlook is bright believe that his accounting business has taken off for Andy Barker, P.I.

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 13 all-a-twitter birding 101 by MEG MacDONALD [email protected]@yahoo.com Are you amazed at how quickly true birders can identify birds? Are you struck dumb when asked to qualify features of a new bird? You are not alone. Learning to recognize many birds begins much like learning a new language: only easier. Like learning a new language, there are a few key words to master. In birding, these words encom- pass key features:

Silhouette Posture Habitat Size Field marks Flight Pattern

There are individual characteristics to focus your attention on first. With that information, general groups of birds will become familiar. With practice, your powers of observation will improve and species within those groups will appear. General groups often have the same body pro- Each species of birds will generally only occur within portions, although there may be variations in size. a certain community of plants and vegetation. (This In identification by silhouette, pay attention to body aspect may get muddy during spring and fall migra- shape, tail shape, length of bill, and proportion of tion, but like any new language, we start by con- head, legs and wings. jugating the verbs in present tense before past and For example, everyone can tell the difference future tenses.) There are some defined expectations between a crow and a cardinal. A crow is large in of pairings of birds to plants: birds have preferred size, has a stout body, a medium length tail and it food and water requirements as well as evolutionary has a heavy, strong bill. Yet a cardinal is medium in characteristics for blending into the environment for size, has a long tail, a conical bill for seed eating, shelter and camouflage from predators. and a crested head. But can everyone describe the In Jacksonville, we have a mix of habitat: we difference between a crow and a grackle? Both are have habitat to support a majority of shore birds and large in size but the grackle has a slender body, a freshwater marsh birds. But our habitat also includes long tail, and a slightly curved bill. pockets of forest and abandoned fields and the array The next feature to place a bird in its correct of birds typically found in those areas. group is posture. Posture characteristics include These three features, silhouette, posture and vertical or horizontal perching. Some birds will perch habitat are the easy characteristics to observe. Size, on a branch sitting upright with tails pointed down. flight pattern and field marks can be more chal- These birds include flycatchers, hawks and owls. lenging to define due to the greater level of detail Horizontal perched birds pose with tails pointed out required. Your homework over the next month is to at an angle. Some of these birds are vireos, crows, relax, sit still, and observe the birds. As you observe, and warblers. From a distance, crows and hawks are make note of your habitat and then compare one bird both large birds, but observing the different postures against another to increase your awareness of pos- will provide the clues to distinguishing between ture and body proportions, as well as head, tail and them. wing characteristics. The next feature for consideration is habitat. Happy Birding!

14 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper sadly realized in 2003, after a life changing experience, that I had to move on to find a bigger pond in which From Highway to swim. So… I sold my house, all of it’s contents, car, and decided to move to Europe to be trained by the Dylan Revisited unforgiving Italian fashion reign, but not before taking a six month vacation whilst living at a nudist resort in Fall 2007 Lookbook South Florida!

EU: What boutiques in Jacksonville are currently carrying your fashions? LB: Sutra Boutique (formerly “The Cats Meow”) at 320 9th Avenue North Jacksonville Beach

EU: Has your professional success in the competitive world of fashion been rapid or gradual? LB: A little bit of both. We are very protective of not growing too large too quickly, but rather with good mea- sure, and at a pace that will allow everyone involved in the company to learn along the way. In our industry it is all too common to be an overnight success then be a “has been” the next season. Everything in modera- tion, chewing in bite size pieces.

From Namehato Spring 2007 Lookbook the march of the love brigade EU: How consuming is it to get your fashions into boutiques across the country? LB: Our current client list is comprised of department stores and boutiques who have sought us out them- New York fashions come home to Jacksonville selves and have met our standards of where we want to be and who we desire to don our name. EU: What is it about the new line that says Dylan? LB: Many of the details found in the garments, the names of each individual garments, and each of our de- by jon bosworth [email protected] signers listened to Dylan’s work while designing the collection.

“The year is 2064. New York City as we know it is no longer grounded. Dreadful natural disasters forced EU: How are your creations unique from other designers? Manhattan to build skyward 30,000 feet, safe from harm. Of the few survivors on earth, only a handful of LB: More than our products being unique, the livelihood, story, mission, and culture of the brand are what these common people live on the earth. The elite live in the heavens... but down below, the plain held on to set us apart. Additionally, we have spun off a music merchandising company which offers services to artists romance, wining and dining, beauty, truth, love, and most importantly, music.” - High Dylan Revisited such as custom wardrobing, styling, consulting, and concert merch design and fulfillment. Currently, we are When Alyssa Key sold her house not aware of any other design house with these capabilities. and car and moved overseas, I thought Allison Press perhaps I had seen the last of her. She and Alyssa Key “We’re so honored to take part in helping ensure proper education at its root (it will change the world!),” is a small woman, but her ambitions said Alyssa of the charity fashion show happening at Tera Nova Lounge. Featuring DJ Tinypants, a Jackson- and enthusiasm were always larger than ville native also currently living in New York, a live art performance by artist Shaun Thurston, Tera Nova’s life. Her ambitions outgrew Jacksonville, own DJ Tuma, and the new line of fashions from Love Brigade, this event is $10 for admission or $20 for VIP but in this modern age, people rarely seating. Tax-deductible donations to the charity are also accepted. If you can’t make it out to the show, go to disappear forever. Alyssa showed up on Sutra Boutique in Jacksonville Beach to check out Love Brigade’s fashions. MySpace and associated herself with a new fashion company called Love Brigade. Upon further research I learned that her, her sister, and a boy named Rockaway had started this fashion com- pany. Since those beginnings, jewelry designer Allison Press has invested herself in Love Brigade by becoming a co-owner with Alyssa. Together they opened a shop in Brooklyn, New York. This spring they are presenting their ‘Namehato’ collection and in the fall they will release their ‘Highway Dylan Revisited’ fashion line with a futuristic twist on the folk rock demagogue’s idiom. They have gone from creatively tearing and re-stitching T-shirts to rolling out a complex line of fashions that include jewelry, eve- ning wear, and men’s fashions. They are presenting a sneak peek of their ‘Highway Dylan Revisited’ as well as their spring ‘Namehato’ line at their fashion show on March 30th at Tera Nova, the slick new martini bar and night club at the corner of Baymeadows and Phillips. Proceeds benefit Children First Florida, a local charity organization that provides underpriveleged chil- dren that show promise with scholarships for private schools, so it’s a fun night on the town for a good cause. For more information about this great organization, visit scholarshipfunding.org. I caught up with Alyssa in New York to ask her a couple of questions about their success and the upcoming show.

EU: When I first met you, you were putting together local fashion shows. What was the road like from Five Points fashion shows to opening a shop in New York? LB: Honestly? It’s been a long road with a lot of heartbreak. In 2001, when I coordinated fashion shows in From Highway Jacksonville, my goal was to set a foundation for a local fashion community to build upon. While being a Dylan Revisited big fish in a small pond definitely had its benefits, not only to myself but also (hopefully) to the community, I Fall 2007 Lookbook

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 15 the things that you love. A good designer, like a good artist, will work within your parameters,” says Leigh Fogle of Fogle Fine Arts & Accessories. So pick the focal piece you like, for sentimental or design reasons, and you have a starting point. Even if that focal piece is your great grandmother’s antique dresser, and you are interested in a modern design, you can still make the two work together. The space is your canvas and mixed mediums are perfectly acceptable. They can be a great dynamic to work with. “Make sure you have a good canvas at the beginning. A nice carpet, a good color, whatever you like,” says Kim Harvey of Ethan Allen Interior Design Center Jacksonville. “Everyone starts at a different place. Some start with art, some start with color, some start with a big screen television,” says Leigh Fogle. It is totally up to you and there is no wrong answer, although there may be some simple guidelines. But remember, this is art, even more importantly, this is your art, and in art, guidelines are often meant to be de- fied. You want to stairstep some art on your wall? Go ahead. Who’s to say you can’t? “We are the makers of music, we are the dreamers of dreams,” said Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka give your home a breath of spring fresh air Image provided by Fogle Fine Arts

{ Home is Where the Art Is Image provided by BoConcept clean Once you have rid yourself of the unnecessary clutter and cut your space back to the bare essentials, you can start getting creative. Pick some colors, if you want to paint, or strip your walls back to expose the brick underneath. But no matter what you do, your next step has to be selecting some art for those walls. There is no doubt that buying art can be expensive, especially when dealing with original work, but it can also be affordable if you are a smart shopper. Do you like framed art? Fogle Fine Art & Accessories has a wide variety of art at every price point. If you don’t have the scratch to get that dream painting that you see on their wall, head to the back and sort through some of their gorgeous poster prints. Find one that comple- ments your colors and is in the genre that appeals to you and let their professional staff help you choose a frame and a matte that will look right on your wall. If you don’t care for frames, there’s nothing wrong with that. I prefer the look of an original canvas hanging directly on my wall and none of the artwork in my house is framed. Although getting an original work experts share design tips by an internationally acclaimed artist can be expensive, you can find a stylish young artist from right here in Jacksonville that will sell you a piece you can afford and will work wonders with your walls. Go downtown for ArtWalk on the first Wednesday of any month, or go to an event such as Art After Your Art, Your Furniture, & Your Style Dark at the Florida Theatre. There are tons of local artists whose style and work will be right up your alley. We by jon bosworth actually have a really terrific art scene here, and since the scene is still fairly young, you can walk away with a great piece for a few hundred dollars at some of these events and you and the artist will be happy. Some Remodeling is neither cheap nor easy. If you just purchased a home, the idea of furnishing it can seem artists take great pride in asking affordable prices for their work, so shop around. An event like the Vestal impossible after your first glance at that mortgage payment, and if you just want to revamp the look of your On the Rocks event at the Ocean Club showcased more than 80 new artists and most of the work was truly tired old digs, decorating can seem like an expensive undertaking. It’s fun to watch Flip That House or Trading great. Spaces and think about what you would do if someone gave you an extra couple grand to do it with, but the If money isn’t an object, then of course, the gallery world is your oyster, but if you have that kind of reality that reality television portrays isn’t necessarily our fiscal reality. So how do people do it? dough, consider where your money is going. Every year there are a number of charity art events wherein a It is tax return time, and there isn’t a better way to invest your tax return than by putting it back into your portion of the proceeds from the pieces sold benefit a great charity, ranging from AIDS research (ArtReach) home. Interior decorators will sometimes tell you that hiring them will actually save you money, and in some to helping the River Keeper save the St. Johns (Reflections of the St. Johns). instances I’m sure that is true, but for the most part, you want creative control over the new look of your Once you have your focal piece, your colors of choice, and your art, all that is left is covering the bases. home and you just need some insider tips to make it affordable. And there are secrets to remodeling on the A few curtains, some throw pillows, and a lamp can complete a room. Simplicity is the secret to a great de- cheap and still making your home look fantastic. sign, so don’t feel obligated to fill your space with knickknacks. “People think art isn’t as necessary, because you need a couch to sit on, but the thing that makes a Your Space Is Your Canvas place a home is the art. Anyone can go to Kirkland’s and pick up some knickknacks, but they end up being clutter. When you get a really great piece of artwork, you’ll never get rid of it. Even furniture I’ve paid a lot of First of all – unleash your creative potential. money for, I can get rid of, but my paintings are never leaving. They’re my babies,” says Leigh Fogle. Look at your space long and hard and let your Your home is a place you are intimately involved with everyday. You have to be there when you are sick imagination run wild. You can look at catalogs on the couch and you have to be comfortable there when friends drop in to visit. Few things in your life are as and shop at furniture stores, but really your personal or as dear as your home, so make sure the space pleases you and makes you proud. It is an exten- best ideas will come from the space. Never sion of yourself. Your design is your art, even if you aren’t an artist. mind Feng Shui, but do take a Zen approach. “The first thing to do is de-clutter your place. Get rid of all the crap. Get rid of every- thing that is unnecessary. That is what fine rejuvenate your garden, rejuvenate design is. Get a focal piece you like. Don’t refurnish for $1,000, get one good sofa with that $1,000 and get rid of all the clutter,” says your soul Jim Burnham of BoConcept, a contemporary furniture store with a Jacksonville location in Brighten Your Yard with Springtime Gardening the St. Johns Town Center. by erin thursby Take a look at that room as stripped down as you can get it. You don’t have to get rid of Jean Kruegar is your typical Jacksonville gardener, she enjoys the beauty of her garden, but isn’t re- everything, but get rid of everything you don’t ally into the technical terms. Early spring for her is the same as it is for gardeners across the city—a time to like. clean out the debris and leaves, starting anew. Image provided by Fogle Fine Arts “A good designer will take into consideration Winter’s frost always claims a few plants. Now is the time to remove those and prepare your beds for

16 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper new flowers and plants. It’s still a little early to plant anything that can’t take cold weather. Jacksonville likely has a few more nights left when the tempera- flowers for ture will get close to freezing or below. Kruegar, a member of the Jacksonville Garden Club’s Poppy Circle, knows that her work is just florida beginning, but her eyes sparkle with the anticipation of planting new things. She’s not afraid to try out different things in her garden, watching her plants carefully for signs that they don’t like the spot she’s chosen for them. “I just like to experiment. I do what works…If it doesn’t bloom,” she says “I know that it doesn’t have the right exposure.” Not everything is a success, though she’s learned things over the years and listens to the experts. “My friendly neighborhood garden shop is my best tool.” When she isn’t tending her garden Kruegar is part of the Jacksonville Symphony Chorus. “I think Shrimp Plant Justicia brandegeana Perennial it’s a very close relationship,” she says “music reju- This plant doesn’t like a hard freeze but does venates the soul and so does gardening.” very well in Jacksonville. If you have a neighbor with Shrimp Plants, ask for cuttings because the plant is very easily propagated. Pluck the stem Spring Cleaning in Your Garden when it’s not blooming, plant in a sunny place, and keep it watered until it roots. The early spring is an excellent time for garden prep or a garden spring cleaning. Here’s what you should be doing to prepare your garden: Spacing: 24-36 inches --Prune. To get those lovely blooms, particularly on Crepe Myrtle, you’ll need to trim your trees, bushes and other plants. Things will look a little bare for a few weeks, Height: Up to 48 inches but now is the time. Azaleas should be trimmed right after they bloom. Sun Exposure: Light Shade --Prepare beds. Till the soil, remove winter leaves and debris, add compost or other fertilizer. --Test the PH. You can buy kits at your garden shop to test the PH of the soil. Different plants like different PHs and nutrient levels. You can either use your results as a guide or you can work to change the soil’s PH. --Plant. Plant new perennials before the heat of the summer. Make sure to cover new growth when there is going to be a freeze. Early Spring Herb Gardening

Herbs can be grown year round in Jacksonville, though they are best started in the spring. Freezes are definitely still a danger, so you’ll want to guard against that. Herbs are one of the best choices for a first time gardener because a) they are fairly cheap, b) they don’t require a large investment of space, c) they are practical and can be used in cooking. --You’ll need sunlight because most herbs want at least some direct sunlight. Petunia Solanaceae Petunia Annual --Don’t use pesticides. Most pesticides are not safe for use on herbs; try various natural remedies (like washing off aphids) depending on the variety of pests you have. You’ll do best by picking up petunias from your --Contain your herbs when necessary. Some herbs can spread like weeds. Mint is particularly prolific and will take over your yard if you allow it to. garden centers that are ready to plant. Grow- --Start indoors. Before the soil gets to 55 degrees day and night, you’ll want to start seedlings indoors or in a green house. One of the easiest herbs to grow from ing these from seeds is a project best left to seed is basil, though cold temperatures are not good, even for established plants. experts, though it is possible. Slow release fertilizer will keep these blooming throughout their life. Spacing: 6-12 inches depending on the variety Height: 6-12 inches Sun Exposure: Full Sun

Azaleas Rhododendron Pentanthera Perennial The prolifically blooming azaleas thrive here in Jacksonville, as they do in much of the South. These plants won’t do well in low acid soil, so you will want a pH of 4.6-6.0. Height: up to 6 feet Spacing: 4-6 feet Sun Exposure: Light Shade

Camellia Theaceae Camellia Perennial Evergreen Once your camellia takes root, you’ll be reward- ed with blooms in the following year. They like a high acidic soil at 5.6- 6.5pH, so be sure to test your soil before planting. It’s a slow growth plant, so you won’t have to trim it much in most circumstances. Spacing: 12-15 feet Height: up to 6 feet Sun Exposure: Sun to Partial Shade

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 17 spring organizing Kitchen World Room by Room by erin thursby

It’s time to get organized and start the spring off with new perspective. Room by room, here are EU’s tips for getting organized this season.

Living Room --Lay out all your clothes according to type. If you have five pairs of khaki pants, it’s time to do a little Take a look at this room with the eye of a elimination. stranger who’s just walked into your home. You’ll --Once you eliminate all the clothes, make sure be able to see the clutter clearly and get rid of it. you put them back with a plan in mind. Face all the --Go through all those magazines that have been hangers in the same direction and order by types piling up on your coffee table, file away all the mail of clothing and color. you have stacked up. --Hooks are a great way to store purses and other --Redecorate for springtime by changing out a few hangable items such as jewelry. kitchen and bath remodeling pieces of décor. --You can add a second bar to your closet if you have limited space. When, Why, and How To Kitchen --The Jacksonville resource for closet storage by donald dusinberre solutions and items:The Closet Store (904) 281- The kitchen and bathroom are by far the most vital rooms in the house. They’re the most vigorously How long has it been since you’ve used a 2227 8200 Cypress Plaza Dr, Jacksonville, FL used areas of any home, and they will never outlive their usefulness. You can sleep in the living room or eat in food processor? Honestly. Once I found out that 32256 the hallway, but you can’t sauté vegetables in the bedroom and you can’t shower on the porch. I could do most things with a blender, the thing Whether you want to update the appearance, improve the functionality, or increase the value of your never moved from under my cabinet. If a blender home, the most effective places to make improvements to your home are definitely the kitchen and the can’t do it, a knife can. Bathroom bathroom. There are countless ways to improve these spaces, so you’ll need to either consult an expert or do --Give away or toss any appliances that basically a great deal of research on your own. Keep in mind that if you go to a home center to do your research, they have the same purpose. ---Throw out all the expired medicine in the will most likely recommend the product lines with whom they are partnered. --Anything you haven’t used in a year should go. bathroom cabinet. If it’s over the counter drugs It is important to know as much as you can about your options. There will be a huge difference in price Big items like a roaster you use for Thanksgiving, that you’re tossing, keep a list so you can replace between the cheapest and most expensive choices, so it’s best to know what you require from your materials but didn’t use this year because you went to Aunt items like aspirin. and match your needs to the proper product. For instance, there are quite a few categories of countertops, Ida’s, are the exception. --Look under your sink and toss overly ancient including solid surface, cultured marble, laminate, stone/granite, tile, and engineered quartz. Some of the --Dishes also tend to accumulate. Nobody wants cleaning supplies. If you’ve got two of something inexpensive choices may work perfectly fine for some applications, while others may require more exacting to throw away a dish, no matter how cheap the (same brand, same product) then pour it all into (and expensive) products. Don’t be deceived, though. There are some choices that are both more expensive dish is, so each time you buy something new, you one container. and less practical. usually end up with more than you need. Find a --In the bathtub, throw away mostly empty If you’re on a shoestring budget, or just want a small change, try some simple and relatively inexpensive college student who needs dishes or just donate shampoo containers and body wash. changes, like replacing your old knobs and pulls (handles) in the kitchen with a newer style. Or buy yourself a them. new toilet paper holder, soap dish, and towel bars for the bathroom. -- Give people who you’ll be a month to pick up To answer the toughest and most important questions concerning kitchen and bathroom remodeling, I your discarded kitchen appliances. Call anyone What do to with what you don’t visited Kitchen World, the kitchen and bathroom experts located on St. Augustine Road. Lisa Hilton, CKD, was you know who might want the item in question want helpful in answering all my questions. As a Certified Kitchen Designer, Hilton is highly qualified to see your and tell them all that the first person to pick up the kitchen or bathroom remodel through to the end with the latest in products and ideas. item gets it. If they don’t do so within a month, it’s --Sell it on Ebay. time to make a donation. --Hold a swap party. EU: What are the signs a homeowner might look for to determine if they need a new kitchen or --Donate bathroom? --Trash Hilton: Sometimes kitchens are completely functional but completely outdated. But when there are signs of Bedroom wear and tear, drawers are not opening properly, and hinges are sagging on doors, these may indicate the need for a new kitchen or bathroom. Previously, kitchens were designed to last approximately 20 years, but The biggest areas of clutter in the bedroom Give your kitchen a deep clean we’re now seeing a longer life out of kitchens because of the quality and versatility of the products being are the bedside tables and the dresser. A bedside offered today. table should have room for the book you’re Fridge: First, clean out the fridge completely and reading, a picture, a lamp and a small container wipe down with a solution made from one quart EU: Take us briefly through the process of remodeling a kitchen or bathroom with the services you for a wedding ring, watch or wallet. water, a quarter cup vinegar and two tablespoons provide. --On the dresser men tend to empty out the of baking soda. This will eliminate unpleasant Hilton: Our first step would be to invite homeowners to our showroom. Once they arrive at our showroom, we contents of their pockets. Have a basket or odors. To clean under the fridge, put an old sock team them with a designer to help begin their “kitchen education.” We realize that this is a major investment container so that it stays in one place. over the head of a flyswatter and use it to get the for any homeowner, and being educated, not just with the materials but the entire remodeling process, helps --Women tend to leave their jewelry lying around. debris from under the fridge. set expectations. A customer’s satisfaction in the end product is most important to us. Organize jewelry by everyday wear and then by Next, the designer will set an appointment to visit the homeowner to do a preliminary inspection. At this type. You can put jewelry in a closet or a top Dishwasher: Use the Tang solution! Fill one point, as well as during the initial showroom visit, we’ll be interviewing the homeowner to get a feel for how drawer for easy access. dispenser with Tang and fill the other with baking they live and use their kitchen, which will allow us to complete the personalized design phase of the project. soda. Run the dishwasher without any dishes and Once completed, the homeowners will come back to the showroom to review the designs and make all the buildup will be gone. Closets changes and selections. Once the cabinetry is ordered, installations and deliveries will be scheduled. Installation times can vary depending upon the size and complexity of the project. The most dreaded spring organizing Microwave: Place a half filled coffee cup with a Our designers will work with the homeowners and oversee the entire installation, from the initial project of all—the closets. If you aren’t generally tablespoon of lemon in your microwave. Cook showroom visit until completion. organized, this is where everything goes when on high for two minutes. The steam will loosen somebody comes to visit. spatters. Use a soap and water mixture to clean. EU: What is the most important thing for a homeowner to remember when contemplating a remodel? --When cleaning out your closet, don’t buy Hilton: Planning is essential in any remodel. Working with a professional designer is the key to a successful containers first. You’ll want to let what you have Disposals: To freshen, pour baking soda on a project. We help the homeowner along the way while saving them time and money by avoiding costly left define the containers you’ll buy rather than handled scrub brush and scour the inside. Never mistakes. feeling the need to fill everything. place your hand inside a disposal. Establishing a budget is another important step in planning a remodel. According to the NKBA (National Kitchen and Bath Association), the remodeling budget for a kitchen should be between 10 and 15 percent

18 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper of the overall value of the home. Not only will this maximize the return on investment, it will also help the designer and homeowner keep focused when selecting which materials to add to their new spaces. magazines, blogs and more, oh my! EU: How have kitchens and their functionality evolved over the years? Hilton: Kitchens tend to evolve as our social aspects and family life changes. Over the past decade, we have a small peep into the world of designers seen larger, more open floor plans. In older homes, kitchens tend to be secluded from the rest of the home by rachel henley and contain only the three basic centers: the sink, stove, and refrigerator. Nowadays, kitchens tend to be As the Creative Director for Entertaining U I find myself constantly saturated by the world of design… and more open and central within the home. We see more breakfast bars and open islands to allow guests to be by choice too. Since I sit in front of a computer composing layouts and graphics almost all day long, my a part of the meal preparation process. Computer centers, wine chillers, warming drawers, and second sinks guilty pleasure for my free moments are my magazines and blog subscriptions. And one my favorite things are also becoming more frequent, allowing families do more in today’s kitchens. to indulge myself in is interior design. I like to think of my subscriptions as a little hole into the super big and overwhelming world of design, and honestly, I don’t know where I’d be without them. EU: If a homeowner could make only one change, what is the single most important change they could the most amazing homes on the planet. Not only make to their kitchen or bathroom? Dependable Glossies are you opened to the most amazing homes in the Hilton: Homeowners should examine the functionality of their kitchen, as well as keep material selections world, but the most amazing shops too. These comparable to the value of the home. Try adding rollout trays and other cabinetry accessories to make life There are so many great home and design days, if you live in the middle of nowhere or you easier in your kitchen. Depending on the condition of your kitchen, perhaps a new countertop is all that is magazines it’s hard to just pick a few! But my are the only person in your entire town who gives required to give that kitchen a new breath of life. New lighting and paint can make a world of difference in an personal favorites have become my old, trusty a damn about design, you don’t have to have the outdated bathroom and give it a few more years until a major remodel needs to take place. standbys that I wait for eagerly each month. hippest little store around the corner, nope, you just need the Internet! Now, the Internet is cumber- To contact Kitchen World or Lisa Hilton, CKD, visit them at 4556 Saint Augustine Road, Jacksonville, FL, Domino some, I will admit that, but by way of these lofty 32207, or call 904.731.8325. This is definitely my favorite magazine and little blogs, in a matter of days you will have a here’s why: 1. Great clean design. 2. It’s practical whole bookmark folder full of links and shopping and features things that average person can af- galore. Keep in mind, blogs are like one big family ford. 3. Foward-thinking and classic at the same the remodeler’s little secrets tree, if you find one or two blogs you like, you will time. Learn the Secrets to Better Design and Affordable Creativity soon know fifty of them. Blueprint Oh Joy Blueprint magazine is part of the Martha by jon bosworth ohjoy.blogs.com Stewart mega-company. It’s a fabulous magazine Joy has impeccable taste and she’s not The trick to a great remodel can often be knowing some secret places where you can find high-end that features all the everyday things you need for overwhelming in the least. With about one or two materials and items for low low prices. I’m not talking about the cheap homogenized crap they sell at Wal- your life and home. It truly is a great mixture of posts a day, I can always count on her to be brief, Mart, and if you spend your time shopping at Home Depot or Lowes, you’ll end up with all the same fixtures your classic Martha Stewart, but has the edginess have a great photo, and be totally inspiring. She as everyone else in the country. If you want your redecorating to really wow, you have to know where to go. and practicality of Domino. “Most of our stuff is overstocked or discontinued items. Sometimes its just package changing, and they posts about a lot of interior digs, but she doesn’t stop there, she will also comment on clothing de- have to get rid of it,” said Travis Morton of Contractor’s Best, a small liquidation and surplus store in San Elle Decor sign, great jewelry and accessories, floral designs Marco. I can’t really mention interior design maga- and even amazingly designed food. Contractor’s Best has two locations. The San Marco location has the more creative staff that is good zines without including Elle Decor. It’s the Vogue at helping you come up with great ideas for your redecorating, and most of their inventory is decorative, of the interior design world. Most if the things Design*Sponge interior items. As an authentic warehouse liquidation store, anything has the potential to not be there, but they featured in this glossy are over-priced and expen- designsponge.blogspot.com usually keep lighting fixtures, from chandeliers to sconces, real wood cabinets, bathroom hardware, plumbing sive, however, it usually manages to set the bar on Design*Sponge is the goldmine of the design fixtures, and decorative hardwood molding. inspirations for the new season. “We wait until we can get something at a cheaper price than Home Depot. If it’s too expensive to pass blogging community, and I’m not lying. There is hardly anything that gets by Grace. If it’s some- along savings, we don’t buy it.” Dwell thing cool, she’s either the first one to nab it and Their Lane Avenue location, next to the Flea Market just off of I-10, has interior/exterior building supplies Dwell magazine does a really good job of point it out or she’ll reiterate someone else’s find ranging from showers and pre-hung doors to front door hardware and fireplaces. Although their staff may not finding cool and unique homes all around the for all of her loyal readers to love. be as creative and free thinking as the San Marco store’s crew, they have a lot of industry expertise and can world. I can usually count on Dwell to be on the help answer your installation questions. cutting edge of the art comminuity and the interior sfgirlbybay Contractor’s Best is a great place to go when you are remodeling your bathroom or kitchen. They have design community. Dwell is very modern, yet sfgirlbybay.blogspot.com decorative sinks, beautiful mirrors, and a variety of kitchen faucets like you won’t find anywhere else. comfortable at the same time. Another well-kept secret is the liquidation store Tuesday Morning. Although it is not always open, they Victoria describes her blog as ‘bohemian only open when they have inventory, their items are also liquidation and surplus. That means that you can find Blogging 101 modern style from a san francisco girl.’ This blog some high-quality products that have been discontinued is full of inspiration. Victoria often features things and get them for a steal. There is no stability to from her own home that can range from flea The greatest thing about blogs is that they the sorts of things they carry, but that benefits you market-finds to retro-vintage pieces. Also she has are ultimately free and open for anyone to read. I because then you know your neighbor won’t have the one of the most comprehensive library of links to feel like when I read them I am literally traveling same fixtures as you. When you are planning a wide design sites! Visit this blog and you will be taken all over the world in and stepping into some of variety of redecorating and remodeling projects, you all over the world of design. should stop in whenever you can and start collecting Even though I can hardly keep up with my own blog like some of the other pros out there, you can the outstanding items they have on their shelves. From check it out online at rachelbestblogs.blogspot.com. stainless steel pot and pan racks for less than fifty dollars to butler carts and even kitchen appliances, Tuesday Morning is filled with affordable treasures. Tuesday Morning is a large, nationwide corporation. They have locations on Blanding Boulevard in Orange Park, on Old Kings Road South, and on Monument Road. There isn’t much in the way of staff at Tuesday Morning, so you won’t get the excellent service that you can expect from Contractor’s Best, but either store tends to be friendlier and more unique than Home Depot. These smaller stores are not as overwhelming or aisled out. They’re more laid back and they are more likely to remember you. When you’ve looked everywhere for something creative and new, check out these little secrets. They don’t carry the mass-produced, poor-quality merchandise you’ll find at the big retail stores, they get contractor-grade, high-end items for the same price or less than anywhere else.

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 19 updating your home theater abracadabra! by erin thursby One kid’s bedroom gets transformed by kellie abrahamson With all the new tech around these days, it’s hard not to get caught up

with a deep desire for a new home entertainment system. It’s been a crazy couple of months for me. Screen Size: How Big is Too Big? The Nitty Gritty: LCD vs. Plasma My family and I recently moved into our first home Most men, who are visual creatures anyway, Plasma Pros and unpacking, paint- want the biggest screen possible. Women, on the --They come in larger screen sizes than LCD ing and decorating have other hand, mostly want a set they can hide in oak --The contrast is better, the color depth is better taken up every second lacquered cabinetry. I don’t know if we believe that and the motion tracking is better. Long story short: of my spare time. We’ve people will think our family is more intelligent if the picture is better just about got the house they don’t see a TV or if we just feel that TV sets where we want it but the are ugly. Sets these days are now slicker and thin- LCD Pros bedrooms, particularly the ner, so much so that there are some sets you can --They last longer. Plasmas are susceptible to heat kids’ rooms, have taken just hang on the wall. Wall sets have a more hip generation and older models have problems with a backseat until now. In dynamic look, but you can hide those with a roll burn in. honor of EU’s home im- down screen or a curtain, so you can pretend that provement issue and my th the TV is actually a window. HD vs. Blu-ray daughter’s 5 birthday, my Say good-bye to Blu-Ray as far as DVD sys- husband and I decided to Speakers: Smaller is Better. tems are concerned. The technology is out there give our little princess the but since Blue-ray and HD are incompatible, it was room of her dreams. We Once upon a time, the larger your speakers, only a matter of time before one came out ahead took on the task over the the higher the likelihood you might get laid---at of the other. HD got backing from the heavy hitters: weekend. least in porn. Of late though, people are saying three major movie studios: Paramount Pictures, In the month leading things like: “No really, those are the speakers. Can Universal Pictures, Warner Bros. and the PC giant up to closing on our home, you believe all the sound is coming out of that?” Microsoft. Both formats are backward compatible, my daughter Isabelle and Men are now showing other men how small their so you won’t have to switch over all your mov- I talked a lot about how systems are, marveling at the contrast between ies and CD’s. HD will soon be the norm for TV’s, she would want her room how small it is and how much they can do with though the war still continues as far as movie to look. Isabelle is a total it. (There’s a penis joke in there somewhere, but I players are concerned. For compatibility’s sake, if girlie girl and she’s been at just can’t bring myself to make it). you’re buying a new TV, make sure it’s HD. that princess stage practi- cally since she could talk. Of course, this meant that she wanted a princess room: pink, frilly and filled with regal, “glamorous” (her word) things. I knew we could deliver on some of her requests so I agreed tape on all the moldings, making sure the already and we began picking out paint colors. What really white baseboards would remain that way. Next was helped us at this stage was the Disney Color line of prepping the wall for the white border that would run paint by Behr, available exclusively at Home Depot. all the way around. Using a chalk reel, we made a Looking at their color pallet and sample rooms blue line where we wanted the border to be. After helped us narrow down exactly what Isabelle want- laying down some drop cloths we got to work. ed. We settled on bubblegum pink (called “Pretty in The painting itself never takes very long and we Pink”) for the top half of the wall, sky blue (“Bibbidi finished up most of it in a couple of hours. Midway Bobbidi Blue”) for the bottom half and white for a through the second coat of pink paint, I had an idea. separating border. We would also use Disney sten- I had seen a home improvement show where they cils and stamps to add the finishing touches. Those used magnetic primer on one wall of an office to give embellishments would be in yellow (“Main Street the homeowners a place to hang important docu- Lights”), Isabelle’s second favorite color. ments. It seemed like a cool idea and I wanted to try With the colors picked out, we then moved on it. Since we hadn’t begun the border yet, I decided to to the furniture. Before we moved, Isabelle was still make that the magnetic part of the wall. We picked in a toddler bed. We decided to upgrade her to a twin up a quart of Rust-Oleum Magnetic Latex Primer and luckily a friend of the family had one she needed at a home improvement store and gave it a try. We to get rid of. It ended up being a four-post bed with decided to use it on only one wall since it requires floral embellishments, perfect for what I had in multiple coats for maximum magnetic attraction. Five mind. Initially, I wanted to paint it and her preexisting coats later, we were ready to put on the top coat. dresser white, but given the short time frame and the Once that was done, my husband did some touch up even shorter budget, we decided to hold off on that painting while I tackled the stenciling. The room was for now. Isabelle’s room would also have a small almost done. princess desk, a gift from my mother-in-law, and a Next came décor. As adorable as it is that my princess-themed hamper. daughter desperately wants a crystal chandler in her The planning complete, it was time to begin room, I was not willing to blow my decorating bud- putting the room together. As I’m sure most are get on it. Instead, I got my hands on a pink princess aware, the worst part of painting is the prep work. hoop canopy to hang over her bed. It wasn’t a chan- The previous occupant of Isabelle’s room was a dler, but it’s as “glamorous” as we were going to teenage girl who apparently had a lot of posters on get. We also picked up a few posters, a princess-like her walls over the years. This meant lots of spackle clock and a full length mirror. and sanding. When that was through, I discovered Once we were done, we brought Princess she also liked to hang posters using scotch tape. Isabelle in to see her new throne room. Her reac- Finding every little piece was a real pain, but critical tion was worth all the stress and hard work. With to a decent paint job. With that headache done we her room done, we’re one step closer to having our moved on to another: taping. We used some painters weekends back. That’s a nice feeling.

20 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper Image provided by BoConcept

decorating with books New Displays for Old Delights by erin thursby Books aren’t just something to read; like all of your décor, they say something about you.

The perfect book shelf isn’t lined with books; form and make sure a library employee signs it it’s as much a display as it is a functional place to before you leave. store books. Don’t fill the shelf space with boring vertical books. Break up the visual monotony by Shelf Solutions stacking books, placing items of interest (curios or pictures) and leaving some space for a less If you’re bibliophile, you’re going to have cluttered look. You can also put some of your more trouble parting with your books. If you still have glossy titles facing out so you can see the cover. To a substantial collection and very little storage, the achieve this look, you’ll have to get rid of or place time will come when you’ll need to make or buy some books in storage. places for your books. Also, instead of making every shelf a display, One shelving solution is the high, full room just concentrate on every other shelf. That way you shelf. About a foot to a foot-and-a-half from the won’t be eliminating as much in-sight storage. ceiling, install a sturdy shelf that runs on all four Buy large glossy coffee table books and show walls of the room. Some rooms have vents installed them to their best advantage, either lay them flat on that you won’t want to block, so make sure you take a coffee table or place them on a shelf with their a look at your room before you buy or make your cover facing out. To use the space better, you can ceiling shelf. lean the books against a stack of books stored Another way to create more shelving areas in horizontally. a visually interesting way is to install short shelves If you have classic books in worn paperback in different places around the house. You might not that you dearly love, such as Anne of Green Gables, have room for a full book case, but you might be The Three Musketeers, Jane Eyre or some Kipling, able to fit a short shelf between picture displays. make a list of them. Work to replace these titles with If you want to get creative, don’t make or buy the same book in a more visually pleasing form. furnishings to house your books; instead, make Barnes & Noble generally sells their own versions of your books into furnishings. Make a side table from classic books in faux or real leather, as well as thick a stack of very large books of the same size. Stack hardbacks with colorful dustcovers. them neatly and then place a small piece of glass atop the stack. You can fan the books for a different Getting Rid of Books look. Make sure that the top book in the stack has an interesting cover that you would like to see on Donating books or trading them in is a great display. way to get rid of those old titles haunting your You can also stack three or four books on an shelves. Just pack them up in boxes and head to existing table to form a kind of raised display area, either your local library (for donation) or Chamblin’s upon which you can place an item of interest that Bookmine 4551 Roosevelt Blvd (904)384-1685 (for would capture more attention on a raised area. You trade-in). can place a plant on top of the stack, but the pot If you itemize your taxes, donations are should be waterproof. partially tax deductible. You’ll want to have already Whatever you choose to do with your books, calculated the value of the books so you won’t have there’s always a new way you can display those old to pull them out at the library. Ask for the donations treasures.

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 21 Cliff’s at the Beach eu pub crawl Location: Neptune Beach, on Atlantic Boulevard just West of Penman Type of Place: Full bar and restaurant. Serving: Domestic and imported draft and bottled beers, full liquor bar, and a variety of wines. beach bar reviews part 1 Atmosphere: Sporty beach bar with a surf theme and several televisions. Amenities: Watch the game, play pool, darts, or one of their video games. Featuring every kind of by the eu professional drinkers live entertainment from live bands to karaoke. Drink Specials: Happy hour from 4pm until 7pm, everything is discounted. Where do you go when you want to disappear from life? You go to the beaches. Whether it’s for an afternoon or a three day bender of binge-drinking, the Beaches will never let you down. And when This surprisingly spacious bar is con- you live there? Well you are a whole different sort of character. From classy places to dirty dives, the nected to the Day’s Inn and has two full Beaches has it all in a nutshell. But they divide that nutshell up into smaller components, and they take bars, one with a luau vibe, and the other, when first walking in, has more of the those subdivisions seriously. This week we hit some Atlantic Beach staples, a few new joints, and a sports bar feel. With high tables through- Neptune Beach hidden treasure. out the whole venue, this tiki-type sports bar serves a full menu until 9pm on weekdays, and 10pm on the weekend. Ocean 60 They even have a “sushi night.” Cliff’s at the Beach opened about ten months Location: On Ocean Dr in Atlantic Beach across from the Sea Turtle Inn ago, and although it’s not as busy as Type of Place: Martini bar and continental cuisine fine dining restaurant their other location in Arlington, Anson, a bartender at both, commented that Serving: Bottled beer, top shelf liquors, and fine wines from their wine bar. Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday nights Atmosphere: A rotating gallery of original art on the walls. tend to get pretty packed. To be honest, Amenities: Live music on the weekend and on some weeknights. I didn’t think that this bar would have Drink Specials: Happy hour 5:30pm – 7:30pm, half-price martinis. Mondays, late night happy hour so much going for it before checking it out, because it was attached to a Day’s Inn and I had not heard from 10pm – 12am. Wednesday night is ladies night. much about it; however, with the two differently themed bars, assortment of games, weekly live bands, karaoke, and sushi, I was pleasantly taken aback and elated to find a new venue to hang out in and have I just got fancy all over my pants. This upscale drinks. And if you have too many, the hotel stay is pretty cheap. martini bar is exquisite, while warm and invit- -Katie Veltri ing, don’t make the mistake of going between Ocean 60 and Pete’s, just up Ocean Street. If you are dressed for one, you are not dressed Landshark Café for the other. Enjoy live bands, which range from reggae to Latin jazz on the weekends, Location: 1013 Atlantic Boulevard, Atlantic Beach. In the Publix shopping center. and acoustic acts at night during the week. Type of Place: A very punk rock beach bar serving a full menu of bar foods. Take a hot date or impress a visitor with an upscale night out at the beach. Your tab might Serving: Domestic and imported drafts and bottled beers, house wines, and hot sake. not be cheap, but if you like to dress up for Atmosphere: This is a punk rock beach bar and café with rock and roll décor that is welcoming to every a night out, you would fit right in at Ocean type of person. 60. The crowd is hip enough to make young Amenities: Live music ranging from punk rock and ska to reggae, sick video games, pool tables, and people feel comfortable and the atmosphere patio seating. is posh enough to let old money enjoy some- thing new. Drink Specials: Daily specials include discounted drinks. Happy hour happens every Monday – Friday, -Johnny St. Thomas from 2pm – 8pm, 2-for-1 drafts.

Finally, Landshark Café rocks the beach with a much needed punch in the face. Forget your posh martini bars Ragtime and trendy night clubs, this place brings the noise, literally. Weekend punk rock shows are a staple, but if you’re lucky you can come in on a weeknight and find a live show as well. Whether you want to slurp down Location: 207 Atlantic Blvd. on the corner of suds at the bar or get out on the floor and bang your way to inebriation, there’s plenty of room in both arenas. Stop in and be the booze gladiator you know you are. Chantelle will be happy to serve you up whatever you’re Atlantic and Ocean, Atlantic Beach craving, and speaking of serving up, don’t forget to take a look at a menu and soak up some of that fun with Type of Place: Family-style casual dining fish tacos. Landshark is rad, so bring your game face and prepare to ROCK! restaurant with 3 bars and an outdoor patio - John Dooling area. Serving: Imported and Domestic Beers, Wine, Liquor, and full menu, as well as their own freshly brewed beers. Atmosphere: Open with very family friendly dining areas and fun bar areas. Amenities: Live music in the Tap Room, a full menu of Award-winning entrees, appetizers, soups, and salads. Drink Specials: Happy Hour Monday-Friday, 4pm-7pm, $1 off micro brews, wine, and well drinks, also $.50 chicken wings.

Ragtime Tavern in Atlantic Beach, I’ve been told, is like a classic northern-style pub. My Yankee friends like it for the nostalgia, but a born-and-bred southern gent, I’m in it for the delicious food. Check it out; this place is really cool with its neat brick interior and eclectic artwork strewn throughout the vast dining areas. It even has two bars that serve up the lot, including liquors, fresh-brewed beers, and any wines that you could want. And dig this…they even have a Tap Room in the back where they brew a variety of award-winning beers and fea- ture live bands on a regular basis. Swing into Ragtime with friends, family, or even by yourself to enjoy great entertainment, tasty vittles, and fine spirits! -John Dooling

22 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper Landshark Café Ocean 60 60 Ocean Boulevard, Atlantic Beach Cost: $$$$ Martini’s, upscale bistro fare and art are the three things they serve up at Ocean 60. If you want to peruse the art at the bistro, make sure you request a table on the martini bar side, where they have a rotating gallery. The martinis are outstanding. I tried a crème brulee flavored martini that was incredible. The menu at Ocean 60, as in most upscale restaurants, changes with the seasons, though a few menu items remain the same. One of the bistro’s trademark dishes is a whole fried fish, dusted in a light cornmeal, perfectly scored (so you can lift the fish right off the bone), and served with yucca fries, a Nappa cabbage salad and a brandy citrus dipping sauce. The fish will depend upon the season, but the preparation remains the same.

Joseph’s Italian 30 Ocean Boulevard, Atlantic Beach (904) 270-1122 Cost: $$ Almost next door to Ocean 60, you can order a killer pizza from Joseph’s. Besides a great pie, they also serve an appetizer called Joseph’s Brushetta, which adds a little zing to the classic Brushetta by adding jalapeño peppers. Their gourmet, double-baked, thin crust pizza is also something you should try. It’s not so thin that you feel like you’re eating pizza on a cracker, but is the perfect thickness. I’m a fan of their Florence gourmet pizza. Feta, sun-dried tomatoes, leaf spinach and fresh mushrooms over a tomato herb sauce on that perfect, thin, homemade crust completes the Florence. While Joseph’s has three locations in the First Coast area, the Atlantic Beach location is the only one that serves genuine Italian gelato. It’s not the only dessert worth trying. They have homemade cannoli, cakes a taste of atlantic beach and a delicious tiramisu. The tiramisu might not have the presentation, but after one bite, you just won’t care. Culhane’s by Erin thursby [email protected] 967 Atlantic Boulevard, Atlantic Beach (904) 249-9595 Culhane’s The selection of neighborhood eateries at Atlantic Beach can be pretty overwhelming. While I haven’t Cost: $$$ tried them all, here’s just a taste of some of the restaurants you can find in Atlantic Beach. I can’t talk about Atlantic Beach without at least mentioning this Irish Landshark Café eatery. Although everything I’ve had on 1013 Atlantic Blvd., Atlantic Beach (904) 246-6024 their menu is great, I recommend the Cost: $ corned beef & cabbage as well the leek This eatery, just a few doors down from Sequonia’s, in the same shopping center as Culhane’s, is a & potato soup. If you’re lucky you might local lunchtime favorite. It looks like it might just be a bar, but they actually serve food from open at 11:30AM see one of the four Culhane sisters who to close at 2AM. Because they serve food so late, they’re a great place to go for a late night bite in Atlantic run the pub. These delightful ladies hail Beach. from county Cork out of Ireland. If you Try the tasty So-Cal Soft Tacos, with your choice of refried beans, beef, chicken, fish or shrimp. I par- speak to Michelle, Aine, Mary Jane or ticularly recommend the fish tacos or the Mayport Shrimp tacos, served with a side of salsa and sour cream. Lynda—you’ll know it because that mu- The tacos are topped with a blend of fresh shredded cheese, and the fish sits atop delicious greens and lush sical Irish lilt is unmistakable. tomatoes. As for appetizers or side items, the fried banana peppers are one of the more unusual and popular items on the menu. Lightly dusted with a breading, you can still see the yellow of the pepper showing through. It’s a Ragtime tart choice that’s just a little off the bar food beaten path. 207 Atlantic Boulevard, Atlantic Beach Prices here are extremely reasonable, with some side items priced at just $3.50. If you’re lunching in the (904) 241-7877 area, take a look at their generous lunch specials, served from noon to 4PM. They’re just $5.50 and include Cost: $$ your choice of fries, potato salad, side salad, cup of soup, chips &salsa, fried corn or fried banana peppers. With their own micro-brewery and food with an ‘Orleans flair, this is one Ocean 60 of the most popular eateries on Atlantic Beach. It’s a big place with cozy booths and lots of levels, giving it a sense of intimacy. Expect live music on the week- ends and some fiery Cajun food. Try New Orleans favorites like jambalaya, red beans & rice and blackened fish. They’ve got a decent coconut shrimp appetizer and if you’ve got a taste for Asian cuisine, try the delish seared tuna appetizer. Come for the beer, stay for the food.

Whatever you’re willing to spend, there’s a restaurant with great food for you in Atlantic Beach. Check them out today!

Cost Guide

$ = under ten dollars for a single person $$ = over ten to twenty for a single person $$$ = over twenty to thirty-five for a single person $$$$ = thirty-five and up for a single person

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 23 live music shows calendar winterhawk THURSDAY, MARCH 22 Jamie DeFrates launches cd Open Mic w/Colleen Murphy Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine (829-8646) by Rick grant [email protected] Jamie DeFrates is one of the few singer/song- looking very comfortable on stage. Clearly, Silver Lake Drive Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) writers who has been successful without having to Jamie’s new love has inspired him to com- Blistur Roadhouse, Orange Park (264-0611) tour extensively. Jamie works from his high-tech plete this stellar project with strong emo- Lyons Murray’s Grille, Yulee audio studio in the Channel 4 building, where he has tional commitment conjuring up visions of Dot Wilder Main Library, Jax scored many projects for the Wilderness Society, the mighty hawk flying freely on the wind PGA Tour, Sally Corporation, and the American Can- currents. Alius Spero Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850) cer Society as well as his production work for Chan- During the second set, Jamie brought Loss of a New Artist Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496) nel 4. With the release of Winterhawk, Jamie has up Chip Harrington on harmonica. Chip Cold War Kids Café Eleven, St. Augustine (460-9311) recorded five albums of his intelligently conceived also performed on the CD. At his set and melodic original music, which has reached lis- break, Jamie told me he is a finalist in Astronautalis TSI, Jax (635-3024) teners far and wide. the Suwannee Springfest’s songwriting Chuck Nash My Place, Jax (737-5299) In addition to his private CD projects, Jamie contest that starts on March 22nd. I also Cloud 9 Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Beach wrote the soundtrack for the documentary Lakovos, met Susan who is charming, talented, and (241-8221) A Legacy, which was about the life of Archbishop obviously adds her creative voice to this Out of Hand Lynch’s Irish Pub, Jax Beach (249-5181) Lakovos. It aired on the A&E Network. The project loving partnership. Their love for each won an Emmy. One of Jamie’s most revered projects other comes through on the album which Ron Perry Mercury Moon, Orange Park (215-8999) was his scoring the music for Timber, which was a exudes positive vibes. Mariachi Guadalajara Jimadores, Jax (739-5828) video created for the Wilderness Society. The Timber The emotional transfer by osmosis Goliath, Aerial Tribe Ocean 60, Jax Beach (247-0060) music video won two Silver Tellys, three Florida is very rare on a studio project. In fact, Boogie Freaks Square One, Jax (306-9004) Crystal Reels, and three Jacksonville Image awards. a highlight cut, ‘Come Back Baby’ was And for Jamie’s score, the Atlanta Songwriter’s As- written by Susan. Based on Jamie and Susan’s everyone who contributed to this CD and a special David Milam Shannon’s Irish Pub, Green Cove Springs sociation voted him songwriter of the year. compatible musical collaboration, I’m confident that thanks you to Susan, who sings like an angel and Nimble Jim & the Ointment Brewsters, Jax (223-9850) At Jamie’s CD release showcase at European this merger will result in many new songs from both inspired me with her beauty and love to do this Jam Session w/ El Toro Loco Pub Ragusa, Jax (443-7888) Street, Jamie opened solo then brought up his lovely Jamie and Susan. I would encourage Jamie to at project. I’d also like to dedicate Winterhawk to my fiancee, Susan Brown, to provide the lush vocal har- least do some regional touring whenever possible mother, whose love, strength, and determination will Steve Plays Too Loud London Bridge, Jax (359-0001) monies which highlights Winterhawk’s folksy sound. to expose his music to more people. Jamie said it’s always be a great inspiration to me, my sister for Yancy Clegg Urban Flats, Ponte Vedra For me, it was like a family reunion. Many of my old difficult when he is working five days a week in the always believing and being there, and my son Dylan Wes Cobb Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) friends were there, and true to his reputation, Jamie studio. Aye, such is life. for teaching me unconditional love.” performed with his laid-back style, telling stories and Heavenly Noise Ragland’s, Jax (598-5271) Indeed, Winterhawk is impeccably recorded The album opens with the title cut, which is just with Jamie’s unwaveringly clear voice mixed up Jamie’s voice and guitar. “The winter hawk is free.... Cornerstone The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329) front, featuring Susan Brown on backup harmonies you can’t hold him to the ground when there are blue Out of Hand Ragtime Tavern, Atlantic Beach (241-7877) and various guest artists, including Andy King on skies.” This symbolizes the Zen of the moment. In Ron Rodriguez Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) upright bass, Brian Homan on Dobro, and other art- other words, you have to let it go and not hold on to ists. Although all the tracks include a cadre of guest the past. This stunningly beautiful song sets the tone Little Green Men West Inn Cantina, Jax (389-1131) musicians, thankfully, the CD is not overproduced. for the rest of the album which, collectively, is like a Freeze Frame Fionn Maccool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499) Winterhawk is Jamie’s return to his folk roots. The walk on the beach with a cool breeze on your face. Mr. Natural Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange Park (269-4198) overall mix is reminiscent of the Carter family’s early On ‘Mama I’m Your Fallen Angel’ Chip’s harmonica recordings of American roots music with gospel and Brian’s Dobro are prominent in the mix as Jamie Those Guys The Oasis, St. Augustine (471-3424) leanings. fingerpicks his guitar. By now, the listener is hooked. GunWitch Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850) To stress the emotional power of this record, Bravo Jamie and Susan. Love is the power of the Lola Ray Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488) Jamie says on the album notes, “I’d like to thank universe. De Lions of Jah Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453)

THURSDAY-SAT., MARCH 22-24 Bush Doctors A1A Aleworks, St. Augustine (829-2977)

THURSDAY-SUN., MARCH 22-25 Suwanee Springfest Music Park, Live Oak

FRIDAY, MARCH 23 Dana Salmela Cross Creek Restaurant, Jax Down Theory, Mana Zen Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473) Anastasia Scarlett’s, St. Augustine (824-6535) Nate Holley Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) Crossfire Hurricane Pub Ragusa, Jax (443-7888) Crystal Stafford Urban Flats, Ponte Vedra kLoB Lillian’s, Jax (388-4220) Bonde do Role TSI, Jax (635-3024) Angel City Outcasts Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488) Dave Massey Your Place, Jax Beach (221-9994) RetroKats Culhane’s Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (249-9595)

24 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper Mike Dowling The Frisky Mermaid, Fernandina Beach (261-3300) rocking the irish at Carolina Rain The Landing, Jax (353-1188) Matt Wertz Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496) Brad Payne All-Stars Sports Bar, St. Augustine (827-9842) Johnny Flood Aromas, Jax (928-0515) the seafood festival Kim Delaney Band Brewsters, Jax (223-9850) Anoushka Shankar Florida Theatre, Jax Jager Dave On the Rocks, Jax (685-5268) Tishamingo and Tinsley Ellis Skyliner Fusion, Jax Wes Cobb Fly’s Tie, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) Roger That West Inn Cantina, Jax (389-1131) by Rick grant [email protected] Cliff Worrell & the Restless Kind Papagallos, St. Augustine Cantus Performing Arts Center, Jax The big surprise when I arrived at the Seafood another plateau of fan support and radio Festival was not the legions of St. Patrick’s Day airplay. Goliath Village Café, Jax (389-3995) celebrants decked out in traditional green for the The Tish cats played cuts off their Yancy Clegg Shannon’s Irish Pub, Green Cove Springs unseasonably cool weather–no, it was the band new album like the heavy hitting ‘Bad Crystal Bessels Kickback’s, Jax (388-9551) Tishamingo. This nouveau southern rock quartet News’, which is a gumbo of rock riffs from Athens/Atlanta Georgia was cranking out some and Duane Allman styled slide guitar. Gary Douglas Campbell OC White’s, St. Augustine (824-0808) tightly played original music that sounded like a Other notable cuts included a kiss off modern hybrid southern rock crossover sound. anthem titled ‘Walking Shoes’ to a back Indeed, what makes Tinsley such a great artist Seccond Wave Endo Exo, Jax (396-7733) The group has cleverly distilled its influences into beat rhythm that fuels a hooky break and more is his skillful songwriting and flamboyant performing Shangrala Nosh, Jax (353-2727) an interesting mix of take-no-prisoners rock, which clever slide playing. A honky-tonk styled piano adds style that sends crowds into a frenzy. Of all the blues 7 Day Sun Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850) retains southern rock traditions, but is forging new the boozy tone to this rocker. I especially liked the artists I play on my car, Tinsley is the most frequent territory. Charlie Daniels-esque song ‘Devils’ Love Song’, with flyer. His music is the perfect fusion of blues and Sidewalk 65 Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Beach (241-8221) Frankly, I’d never heard of Tishamingo, how- a bouncy story song feel and a Ventures-style guitar southern rock leanings. ever it has toured extensively for the last five years, break. Yeah, the Tish lads had my attention with their Remarkably, Tinsley’s songs always sound Matt Collins Pauly’s Pizza, Jax (727-9101) making waves in the music biz. The band is touring precise vocal harmonies and intelligent songwriting, fresh and his guitar improvising is different and in- Heavenly Noise Starlite Café, Jax to support its third record, The Point, which is get- which showcases their exemplary musicianship. novative. Tinsley’s live album has carried him for Fighting Forward Murray Hill Theatre, Jax (388-7807) ting heavy rotation airplay on AOR stations includ- Yes, for Tishamingo, the road ahead is wide open. hundreds of gigs internationally. Presently, Tinsley is ing Rock-105. The album was produced by John The sun was just dropping below the Freebird hard at work on a new album to be released by the Rebecca Zapen 95 Cordova, St. Augustine (827-1888) Kurzweg whose credits include Creed and Puddle of building when Tinsley Ellis took the stage and played 4th of July, 2007–tentatively. I’m sure it will be worth Rory, The Summer Obsession Fuel, Jax (425-3835) Mud. songs off his live album. In my telephone chat with the wait because Tinsley is a bona fide hitmaker and “I think we had to go through our first two Tinsley, he told me he let his fans pick the songs takes his time so he can ride the crest of his songs FRIDAY-SATURDAY, MARCH 23-24 records and spend five years on the road together in and, not surprisingly, they are my favorites also. I for many months on the road. order to make this record. The maturity level of ev- never get tired of Tinsley’s material, which is full of Red River Band Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine erybody, as musicians and people, has progressed killer hooks and unexpected changes, showcasing (829-9336) at the right pace,” said guitarist/lead vocalist, Cam- Tinsley’s powerful voice and guitar wizardry. The Chishire Cats Mercury Moon, Orange Park (215-8999) eron Williams on the group’s MySpace website. song ‘Me Without You’ features a funky beat and a Steve Beck Band The Oasis, St. Augustine (471-3424) In 2006, Cameron Williams (guitar and vocals), catchy melody with the refrain, “I’m still hung up on Don’t Tell Anne Fionn MacCool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499) Richard Proctor (drums), Jess Franklin (guitars, you.” keys, organ, and vocals), and Chuck Thomas (bass) Tinsley opened with his warhorse anthem, Lisa & the Madhatters Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange hunkered down in a remote Alligator Point, Florida ‘Hell or Highwater’ and then he launched his big hit Park (269-4198) beach house for a serious writing session which ‘A Quitter Never Wins’. Man, I love that song. He Ghostrider Cheers, Mandarin (262-4337) produced the band’s most clear artistic vision to called songs from his other albums and mixed it up Gutterboy Casey’s, Yulee date, The Point. Then the band headed to Santa Fe, with crowd pleasing verve. As the sun disappeared Lisa & the Mad Hatters Whitey’s Fish Camp, New Mexico to record with Kurzweg. The result is behind the Freebird, Tinsley was cranking at full Orange Park (269-4198) a benchmark record that will propel the band into throttle. Oh momma the man can play! Boxrockers Lynch’s Irish Pub, Jax Beach (249-5181) John Carpenter Fiddler’s Green, St. Augustine (824-8897) 2 Tymin’ Cliff’s, Jax (645-5162) Spektra Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) Soulo Ragtime Tavern, Atlantic Beach (241-7877) Blistur Seabreeze Lounge, Fernandina Token Blonde Roadhouse, Orange Park (264-0611) Big Al & the Kaholics Monkey’s Uncle, Mandarin (260-1349) Larry Magnum Mill Top Tavern, St. Augustine (829-2329) Cloud 9 Champs, Ponte Vedra (285-7777) Big Engine Square One, Jax (306-9004) Pili Pili Caribbee Key, Neptune Beach (270-8940)

SATURDAY, MARCH 24 George Aspinall, Sauce Boss, Wild Card The Landing, Jax (353-1188) David Milam Bourbon Bayou, St. Augustine Aerial Tribe Culhane’s Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (249-9595)

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 25 Kenhe The Tree Steakhouse, Atlantic Beach (241-5600) Irving Clements Quartet Starbuck’s/Town Center, Jax Mike Dowlings, Ben Prestage The Frisky Mermaid, Fernandina Beach (261-3300) rhythm and ribs JW Gilmore Pizza Garden, St. Augustine The Milestones McKnight’s Little Ireland, St. Augustine an interview with James Cotton Robby Schenck Kickback’s, Jax (388-9551) Strings of Fire Jimadores, Jax (739-5828) by Rick grant [email protected] Soul Release-W. Ellington Felton Boomtown, Jax (632-0099) WHAT: Rhythm & Ribs Festival at 9 years old. Born in Tunica, Stevie Stiletto Landshark Café, Atlantic Beach (246-6024) WHEN: Friday - Sunday, March 30th - April 1st Mississippi, James was steeped Unky-J Cliff’s, Neptune Beach (249-2777) (James Cotton will be performing Saturday, March 31st) in the Mississippi blues tradition WHERE: Francis Field, St. Augustine under Sonny Boy tutelage at his The Bilge Rats Taberna Del Gallo, St. Augustine daily radio broadcast on KFFA in Lost Kaos Freebird Live, Jax Beach (246-2473) With the help of James Cotton’s wife and man- Helena, Arkansas. When James Cystic Dysentary Thee Imperial, Jax (475-0488) ager, Jacklyn, I chatted with James Cotton via tele- first met Sonny Boy, he was able phone. James had a bad cold and it was difficult for to play a song on his harmonica Ithaca Brewsters Pit, Jax (223-9850) him to speak. Jacklyn acted as a translator. Today, note-for-note just after Sonny Boy Ron Norris Urban Flats, Ponte Vedra James is in the early stages of recording a blues/pop played it. This really impressed Shawn Lightfoot Jack Rabbits, Jax (398-7496) cross-over album, with songwriters writing songs Sonny Boy who took James un- and guest artists being lined-up. der his wing and helped him learn Mago & the Crew Brewsters, Jax (223-9850) “The project is in its infancy but we are excited music on the fly. During James’ early years, he lived, “I loved Muddy very much, and I respected Dave Massey Pub Ragusa, Jax (443-7888) by the possibilities. I’ve done blues rock cross-over worked, and traveled with Sonny Boy. him very much. But I did all I could there. It was time The Autumn Offering Fuel, Jax (425-3835) albums in the past, and they were quite successful. At age 15, James inherited Sonny Boy’s road- to move on and do something else. It was hard for me to give up that security to go into the unknown,” 3 Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453) But this time, I wanted to go more mainstream pop, seasoned band. Sonny Boy gave him the band when flavored by blues. It’s not that I’m bored with blues, he was having marital difficulties with his wife and James said. The Afters, Mainstay Murray Hill Theatre, Jax (388-7807) I just wanted to do something different and expand he moved to Milwaukee, Wisconsin, leaving James He then signed with Verve and released four Payton Page Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) my musical horizons. I’ve got some great songwrit- and the band in Memphis. critically acclaimed albums, which crossed over into Scholar’s Word Ocean 60, Jax Beach (247-0060) ers working on songs and I will invite guest artists “He just walked in one day and said the band the blues/rock market. This got the attention of rock to participate. Meanwhile, I’m continuing to tour and was mine and he was leaving,” James said impresarios like Bill Graham who booked him at rock Yancy Clegg Seven Bridges, Jax (997-1999) I’m looking forward to coming down to St. Augustine Gradually, members of Sonny Boy’s band festivals and blues venues such as the Fillmore West Debra Rider Island Girl Cigar Bar, Jax on March 31 for the Rhythm & Ribs Festival,” James left and James played and recorded with Howlin’ in San Francisco and Fillmore East in New York City, Mike Shakelford The Homestead, Jax Beach (249-9660) said. Wolf and Willie Nix, making his recording debut as a opening for the Grateful Dead, Janis Joplin, and The Paul Butterfield Blues Band. Stu Weaver Harry’s, Jax Beach (247-8855) 71 year old James Cotton is a national treasure drummer in 1953 on Straighten Up Baby, released and an award winning blues artist with deep Missis- by Sam Phillip’s Sun Records. Through the 1970s and 1980s James toured Dr. Sam Beckett Shanty Town Pub, Jax sippi roots that go back to the 1930s when James In 1954, James hooked up with Muddy Waters’ with his own band as well as working with Johnny Nathan Holley Bukkets, Jax Beach (246-7701) was mentored by Sonny Boy Williamson beginning as his harmonica player. At the time Junior Wells Winter and Muddy Waters again. In 1984, James Open Mic w/Larry Broussard St. Johns Pizza Grill, was with Muddy, but inexplicably left the band while signed with Alligator Records and released High Jax (287-9900) on the road. James worked with Muddy for the next Compression, an album that featured traditional 12 years. During that time, Muddy expected James blues with famed blues pianist Pinetop Perkins and to fill Little Walter’s shoes and play just like him. guitarist Magic Slim. In 2000, James made his debut SUNDAY, MARCH 25 After James’ frustration level reached critical mass, on the Telarc label with Fire Down Under the Hill. Those Guys Sunset Grill, St. Augustine (471-5555) he finally told Muddy to let him be himself. This led Indeed, James Cotton is a blues legend who is Bobby Flynn Culhane’s Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach to James’ famous harp solo on Muddy’s signature still blazing new trails. Recently, he has appeared on (249-9595) song, ‘I’ve Got My Mojo Working’ at the 1960 New- David Letterman and Conan O’Brien, winning many new fans in today’s youth culture. Young people are Dan Shepherd Harpoon Louie’s, Jax (389-5631) port Jazz Festival. With James Cotton’s new name recognition as always looking for authentic roots musicians who 3 Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Beach (241-8221) his hook, he formed his own band in 1966 as The serve as inspiration for their new music. Yes, James Seccond Wave Atlantic Theatres, Atlantic Beach James Cotton Blues Bank. Cotton is the real deal. Six Parts Seven Café Eleven, St. Augustine (460-9311) Tayst Lynch’s Irish Pub, Jax (249-5181) Chris Siefferman The Oasis, St. Augustine (471-3424) Bound, Soul’s Harbor, Fed Up Ocean Club, Jax Beach (242-8884) Constant Jax Marriott, Jax A Slight Breeze Café Eleven, St. Augustine (460-9311) JW Gilmore Gypsy Cab Company, St. Augustine Sam Pacetti Ragtime Tavern, Atlantic Beach (241-7877) Big Engine Reni’s Rooster, Jax (880-1111) David Milam Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) Jimmy Parrish Carib Key, Jax Beach (270-8940) Matanzas Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine (829-8646) The Naked Lunch GQ’s, Jax Out of Hand Whitey’s Fish Camp, Orange Park (269-4198) El Toro Loco Mark’s Downtown, Jax (355-5099) Douglas Campbell Mill Top Tavern, St. Augustine (829-2329) 3rd Bass The Casbah, Jax (981-9966) The Tropics Fionn MacCool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499) Aerial Tribe Layla’s, Jax (398-4610)

26 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper became known world-wide because they traveled Bobby Flynn Culhane’s Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach to India and other countries around the world. They (249-9595) even developed an exchange program with Cirque de Soliel, wherein the two companies trade performers. El Toro Loco Square One, Jax (306-9004) AntiGravity isn’t just about the show, it’s about Tarik Hassan Sahara Café, Jax UNF’s pre-show entertainment. Get to the theatre early to take in UNF’s Drum Line and Dance Team on MONDAY, MARCH 26 the green and the patio of the Lazzara Performance Hall. Boxrockers Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) Says Drum Line instructor Nick Michaud, Charlie Walker Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) “We try to do at least one event a year [at the Laz- Sam Pacetti The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329) zara]…It tends to be whenever they want Billy Bowers Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune Beach (241-8221) to get people excited, really pumped up.” John Waters The Oasis, St. Augustine (471-3424) Although the team Sugar Bear Harmonious Monks, Mandarin (880-3040) primarily plays at UNF Joe Rohan FCCJ Kent Campus, Jax Basketball games, you can find them around Narcotic Nation Kountry Tavern, Jax (766-9138) Jacksonville, repre- Band of Destiny Square One, Jax (306-9004) senting UNF off cam- Out of Hand My Place, Jax (737-5299) pus at Jaguars games Nolan Neal Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) as well as various charity events such as Goliath The Casbah, Jax the Asthma Walk. Stu Weaver Harry’s, St. Augustine (824-7765) Joining the Drum Line will be the UNF Dance Team. This TUESDAY, MARCH 27 more than antigravity Vince Gill Florida Theatre, Jax past spring, the Dance Team placed first in Billy & Vinnie Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune by Erin thursby [email protected] the National Dance Beach (241-8221) Alliance’s U.S. Cham- Matanzas Trade Winds Lounge, St. Augustine (829-8646) What: AntiGravity Event community of NYC acrobatic performers, pionship. Dance Team instructor Missy Cole Christina Wagner & Friends Mark’s Downtown, Jax When: Friday, March 30 @ 7:30 pm and AntiGravity was conceived. The show (355-5099) Where: Lazzara Performance Hall was truly born in the following year, when Harrison tells EU that the pre-AntiGravity show “is just a good showed a video of the performance to the Radio City merge. They play the drums and the girls dance.” Steven James Empire Coffee, Jax Think of a sort of American Urban version of Music Hall director. The troupe gained a three year For tickets call (904) 620-2878 or go to www. Will Pearsall The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329) Cirque de Soliel and you might begin to understand contract as a featured act. Soon they were featured unf.edu/fineartscenter/ to buy your tickets online. Nate Holley Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453) the gravity defying AntiGravity show. The cast list of in fashion shows with Armani and doing after-school Dave Massey Kickback’s, Jax (388-9551) AntiGravity is diverse, consisting of ex-athletes who specials with M.C. Hammer (remember when the have champion medals on the national and interna- Hammer was cool?) They appeared on Saturday Ace Winn Copelands, Jax tional levels, urban dancers and other underground Night Live and made an appearance on Regis & Those Guys Hurricane Patty’s, St. Augustine (827-1822) specialty artists. Kathie Lee. By ’94 the demand for their involvement Joe Rohan FCCJ South Campus, Jax Since 1990, the troupe has worked to keep on in productions was so high that Harrison formed a the cutting edge of acrobatic urban entertainment. few divisions out of AntiGravity. First, he formed a Out of Hand Palace Saloon, Fernandina Beach The story of AntiGravity began with Christopher Har- consulting branch, so that they can give advice to Sean Tarleton Cortesses, St. Augustine (825-6775) rison, a world-class competitive athlete who decided companies that want to create an acrobatics stunt Ron Perry Fionn MacCool’s, Jax Beach (242-9499) to try his hand at Broadway choreography. In late using their existing cast. Second, he formed a tal- Bill Rice Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) 1990, the New York City Marathon commissioned ent management company called PR Motion, which Harrison to create a high-energy dance to inspire specializes in movement performers. Out of Hand Palace Saloon, Fernandina Beach the runners. He gathered together the then-small Known in New York by the late 90s, AntiGravity Steve Beck Band The Oasis, St. Augustine (471-3424) Mike Miller Band St. Nick’s Lounge, Jax Jimmy Solari My Place, Jax (737-5299) Seth Ramsdill Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) El Toro Loco Square One, Jax (306-9004)

TUESDAY-WED., MARCH 27-28 Gene Nordan Mackenzie’s, Ponte Vedra (543-9143)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28

The Cover Band Spare Time Grille, Jax Beach (246-8099) Mystic Dino Ocean Club, Jax Beach (242-8884) Cloud 9 Latitudes Café, Atlantic Beach (247-6606) Chris Miller Wackadoo’s, Jax (620-1000) Mr. Beam Casa Marina, Jax Beach (270-0025) Dave Massey My Place, Jax (737-5299) ET Swing The Oasis, St. Augustine (471-3424) Ron Norris Urban Flats, Ponte Vedra Glass Camels The Homestead, Jax Beach Wes Cobb Band Square One, Jax (306-9004) Joe Rohan FCCJ Downtown Campus, Jax

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 27 Coda, DeBlois Twisted Sisters, Jax Beach (241-6453) Crystal Stafford, Aerial Tribe Starlite Café, Jax (356-4444) Conrad Oberg London Bridge, Jax (359-0001) Rebecca Zapen Casbah, Jax (981-9966) grey intensity Stu Weaver The Mill Top, St. Augustine (829-2329) Eric Dawkins Mellow Mushroom, Jax (997-1955) The Mike Miller Band St. Nick’s Lounge, Jax (396-3396) Jane Eyre takes the stage El Toro Loco Aromas, Ponte Vedra (280-2525) Gutterboy Snookers, Jax (696-0714) Chuck Nash Sun Dog Steak & Seafood, Neptune by Erin thursby [email protected] Beach (241-8221)

Pili Pili Fly’s Tie Irish Pub, Atlantic Beach (246-4293) What: Jane Eyre EU: Did you refer back to Dave Massey My Place Bar & Grill, Jax (737-5299) When: March 23rd @8PM the book a lot? Where: The Nathan H. Wilson Center for the Per- Cabell: In rehearsal we forming Arts kept going back to the book to get how things upcoming shows For one night only, the stage production of go from one event to Jane Eyre will be visiting Jacksonville at the Wilson another…It’s a very fluid Leo Kottke March 29, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Center, as part of the FCCJ artist’s series. EU got production too, the set is a chance to speak with Hannah Cabell, who plays very sparse and it moves AntiGravity March 30, Lazzara Hall at UNF, 620-2878 Jane. so that the transitions I Survived a Shark Attack March 30, Thee Imperial, 474-0488 from scene to scene are Jason “Lefty” Williams March 31, House of Jam. 262-3377 EU: What’s the audience response been? really very fluid…I feel Cabell: It’s been pretty great across the board. I Lamb of God March 31, Plush, 743-1845 like the audience is taken mean the interesting thing about taking this show to along on this journey; it’s Comeback Kid April 1, Thee Imperial, 475-0488 all these different places is that we perform in almost not jarring going from one Of Montreal April 1, Freebird Live, 246-2473 a different space a night. Every night we’re perform- event to another. Steve Miller Band, April 2, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 ing in a different size venue to totally different audi- ences…It’s a really solid production. People tend to EU: Your company does Tres Bien April 6, TSI, 424.3531 be moved by it. I was really interested [in] setting out shows for kids as well as Springing the Blues Festival April 6 - 8, w/Tab Benoit, Sue to see the response to it in different areas across the adults, is there a differ- Foley, Michel Burkes, Cephas and Wiggins and many more, country…And that has been different, but they’ve all ence in their reaction to Sea Walk Pavilion, 249-3972 been enthusiastic. the show? Tom Jones April 9, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Cabell: I love doing it at Plain White T’s April 10, Freebird Live, 246-2473 EU: The book is really dense, so I can imagine it schools, actually. Some- would be difficult to reduce down to play form. Is Disney On Ice April 13, Jacksonville Arena, 630-3900 times it’s hard because there anything in the book version that’s left out of the kids don’t get as Jacksonville Jazz Festival April 13-15, Florida Theatre, the play version that you really miss? swept up into the story Metropolitan Park, and Ritz Theatre, w/George Benson, Al Jarreau, Jazz Attack, Chris Botti plus many more, 355-2787 Cabell: There was one major plot point that gets left as adults tend to, but on out, but I don’t think it affects the story we’re telling the other hand, I really The Cadets April 15, TSI, 424.3531 in this production. We just saw the BBC version. We like hearing the vocal re- Clap Your Hands Say Yeah April 20, Freebird Live, 246-2473 just watched it together last week, and I did envy sponses because there are Ellis Paul April 20, Café Eleven, 469-9311 how much time they had to build the relationship. We a lot of surprises in Jane Eyre. So, hearing the kids I got the gig I picked up the book immediately and do have to move quickly…I also think that the adap- respond…to these mysteries suddenly revealed is I was so excited to try and play this character be- Kenny Chesney April 21 & 22, Jacksonville Arena, 630-3900 tation is a good one, so that you still get the journey great. cause her journey is so huge. In this production I get Little Feat April 25, Freebird Live, 246-2473 of Jane Eyre and the feeling that you get while read- to play her at 10 and then again at 19. Like in the Leroy Parnell April 26, Freebird Live, 246-2473 ing the novel, but it’s been condensed a lot. EU: Because they haven’t necessarily read it, unlike book, there’s this huge jump. Julius Airwave April 28, Freebird live, 246-2473 adults. Cabell: Exactly. It’s more of a new story to them. EU: She’s such an intense character. George Thorogood May 1, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Cabell: She is, she is…I’m never bored by her. The Pussycat Dolls May 3, Jacksonville Veterans Memorial EU: Is Jane a character you ever thought about play- She’s just so interesting, deep and psychologically Arena, 353-3309 ing beforehand? complex that…there’s so much to discover. Stephen Stills May 4, Florida Theatre, 355-2787 Cabell: I actually had never read the book until I got Dickey Betts & Great Southern May 4, Freebird Live, 246-2473 the gig…I had read Jan Austen and all these differ- For Tickets call (904) 632-3373 or go to www. ent Victorian writers but not Charlotte Bronte…Once artistseries.fccj.org Daughtry May 5, Freebird Live, 246-2473 Patty Larkin May 6, Cafe Eleven, 469-9311 Godsmack May 8, Times Union Center, 353-3309. The Greyboy Allstars May 8, Freebird Live, 246-2473 Mono May 8, TSI, 424-3531 The Duhks May 9, Freebird Live, 246-2473 Otil and the Peace Makers May 11, Café Eleven, 469-9311 Relient K May 12, Freebird Live, 246-2473 Jonny Lang May 30, Florida Theatre, 355-2787

JUST ANNOUNCED TOOL June 2 , Jacksonville Arena Tickets On Sale Saturday 3/24 at 10am: 353-3309 Band Camp 2007 April 27, Jacksonville Equestrian Center, Includes: Papa Roach, Three Days Grace, Chevelle, Puddle Of Mudd, Flyleaf, and Bullett For My Valentine. Tickets on sale now: 630-3900

28 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper we were dead before the ship even sank album review

Artist: Modest Mouse Title: We Were Dead before the Ship Even Sank Release Date: 03.20.07 Label: Sony BMG/Epic

“This fits like clothes made out of wasps!” is poetry. As he ages, Isaac Brock is finally stabilizing and steering his career to its place in the American rock lexicon. He has settled on a style for this phase of his career. The weathered-looking packaging features a simple graphic of a hot air balloon with an anchor as the basket. It is titled We Were Dead before the Ship Even Sank and it is rich with the same poetics and forthright nature as the previous Modest Mouse album. This turn-of-the-century theme is pleasant and lends a sort of sarcasm to his stark honesty. The music is downright Irish at points and then soaked in a thin layer of Eastern European retro rock. It reminds me of Good News for People Who Love Bad News in two ways: I eagerly an- ticipated its release and I wasn’t disappointed when I listened to it. There are not many CDs I run to the store to purchase the day it comes out, but this one is worth it. Isaac Brock is showing the depth of his musicianship on We Were Dead…, and he sounds more confi- dent here than he ever has. His gospel-and-spit style of singing right at you is still intact and executed deftly. This album exquisitely establishes some sounds and rhythms that are distinctly his own to use over and over, without making the album feel at all like a replica of prior releases. From the whistle of that guitar bend to the choppy rhythms, this is Modest Mouse in full affect. The phrase “indie rock” is so inadequate for describing any kind of band, that a friend of mine describes certain bands as “having the stomp.” Modest Mouse cer- tainly has the stomp. When I met Isaac Brock, back when he lived in Gainesville, he was arrogant and high, and that showed in his music at the time, but since making the move to Sony, Isaac’s albums display maturity and growth, without losing his unique take and vigor. Speaking of Florida – Isaac hasn’t forgotten about his time here with us. In fact the song ‘Florida’ is a little too accurate in its tone and verbage. The Smith’s legendary guitarist Johnny Marr is a perfect fit. In ‘Florida’ Johnny brings the 80s to Isaac a little too much, but in return Isaac ushers Johnny’s syncopated guitar stylings into Modest Mouse’s knack for staggered and emotive rhythms. Johnny’s ratcheted riffing is a brilliant complement to Isaac’s string-slur- ring and slop-solos. Jeremiah’s disco-running-with-a-limp beats stagger, stop and pounce throughout this twisting and angst-ridden song. Even bassist, Eric Judy (who is the second nicest dude ever), gets up on Johnny’s 80s kick in a couple of the songs. They are always innovating, so even though they have a definitive sound, it never gets tired. As with every new Modest Mouse album, and even the Ugly Casanova release, Isaac and friends never fail to release their best album yet. - by jon bosworth love’s funny that way album review

Artist: Kathie Baillie Title: Love’s Funny That Way Release Date: 02.20.2007 Label: Aspirion Records

Kathie Baillie is an honest country singer because she has lived what she is singing about. Whether her first solo CD, Love’s Funny That Way, goes down as traditional, pop, or even jazz; it still is country. This col- lection of cover songs and originals are about love in all of its forms – romantic, maternal, undependable, and even love of the Lord – sorry, no bad boys in all ten tracks, 41 minutes and 3 seconds! Michael Bonagura, Baillie’s husband of 25 years, is the producer. He also plays a powerful electric gui- tar in the title song in the opening number equally matching his wife’s assertive vocals. Nuances – you know, those stretched-out words – add a whole lot of feeling. The opening sound may be pop, but just around the corner of the musical journey of Baillie’s life is tra- ditional country with acoustic and fiddle and…Vince Gill. Yes, good friends, label mates (RCA), even fans of one another, their voices are great together singing Gill’s ‘Never Knew Lonely.’ Horns and woodwinds with a little piano give a jazzy feel to a song Kathie and Michael wrote for their daughter called ‘One Thing.’ Eighteen year-old Alyssa’s credits on this album are singer/songwriter/piano/guitar. She joins her mother and Paulette Carlson on a nostalgic side trip in Carlson’s ‘Old Glass Case.’ Banjo, mandolin and dulcimer add warmth to this lovely piece with a story behind it. “Lyssie gave me a plate she signed one year for Mother’s Day,” recalls Baillie. “After hearing Paulette’s new CD with this song on it, I knew the three of us had to sing it for my CD. I have that glass case and that plate!” ‘All Fall Down,’ written by newcomer Tony Kerr, rocks. “We added the ‘choir’ at the end, long after the song was recorded,” says Michael, “[It’s] one of the advantages of having a home studio as opposed to buy- ing studio time.” It may not be the choir, but it is inspiring. ‘Come to Me’ represents Baillie’s faith connection. She and Alyssa wrote the lyrics for a cousin in a troubled marriage. It begins with an instrumental prelude – organ, wah guitar and piano. All you have to do is raise your arms high above your head and “just sing Hallelujah.” No stranger to success, as lead singer of Baillie and the Boys, the trio released six albums to score a total of ten Top 10 country hits. “It’s a strange musical world right now,” she says, “We are just who we are, not trying to fit into anything Nashville.” She adds, “I think I have something to give.” - BY CAROL ELLIOTT

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 29 Michael Spicer Melissa Russell

Chris A. Grisaffe Jason Tetlak

art after dark preview by donald dusinberre [email protected]

Honestly, Jacksonville’s art scene has been gaining momentum and talent over the last couple of years, and those of you who are reading this article probably know it already. But maybe you’re reading this and you’re not necessarily up on the arts; maybe you’re waiting for a table or avoiding the awkward banter of your hairstylist. No matter. You now have a key to enter the art world, beginning, of course, with the perusal of this article. If you finish it, you’ll learn just how fun and easy it is to see an art exhibition in Jacksonville. Let’s hope the folks already seated ahead of you order dessert, shall we? We’re fortunate to live in a city so inclined to develop new and original ways to deliver new artwork by up-and-coming artists. Our more progressive fellow citizens have developed a variety of ways to authentically present the art of our most talented artists, and as a result, we’re usually a very short distance from good, new artwork. Not only do we have dozens of small neighborhood galleries, as well as local restaurants outfit- ting their walls with painterly wonders, but we also have the monthly downtown Artwalk and the annual Art After Dark at the Florida Theatre. Hosted by the Florida Theatre on Friday, March 30th from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m., Art After Dark features a number of fine local artists, including Jason Tetlak, Stephanie Shieldhouse, Ryan Ketterman, Chris A. Grisaffe, and Melissa Russell. This year’s Art After Dark will be the 11th annual exhibition, and, as always, all the art- work will be available for sale. Developed as a fundraiser for the Theatre itself, every purchase puts aside ten percent to the Friends of the Florida Theatre organization. Remember, not every great work of art is at the museum. Some great art is brand new and featured at your favorite coffee shop or other non-art related establishment. Sure, museums are safe and easy, with the benefits of a consensus of experts who have decided that certain works have artistic value. You might feel comfortable with museums, but that doesn’t mean you’ll definitely like what they’re showing. They can’t possibly know about every piece of art, and classics are born every day. Inherently, art should cause one to experience an image/idea in a different way, and what better way to enhance that difference than by visiting an historic, fancy building. Downtown. At night. On a Friday. Take advantage of an opportunity to define great art for yourself. Heck, if you don’t fancy anything you see, you can always go to the Landing and check out a 70’s cover band.

30 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper Rogers was taking a group watercolor (her preferred medium) class from Shirley DePasquale, a St. Au- gustine portrait and floral watercolorist. The focus was to paint a flower. Instead, after a demonstration culture & arts 22 The Jazz Vocalists Main Library, Jax in mixing yellow ochre and crimson, “I was flooded with delightful exhilaration as I watched a form of 22 Free Salsa ClassTwisted Martini, Jax flesh appear on my paper,” she recalls. “I named that 22 Mind, Body, Spirit Luncheons & Lecture Fogle Fine Art painting Survivor. It was an expression of my life.” Gallery, Jax Using those same colors, Rogers painted Genre 22 JSO-John Williams Greatest Hits Performing Arts Center, Jax on location at Zhanra’s, 108 Anastasia Boulevard, just south of the Bridge of Lions in St. Augustine. 22-23 “Spring Into Science” Camps MOSH, Jax She will return to this new “art and eats” restaurant 22- 24 “Really Rose’ Shakespeare Festival” UCF, Orlando April 7 and 8. You can call Zhanra’s at 823-3367. 22-24 “First Baptist of Ivy Gap” Orange Park Community “I do things by instinct. I do not know or under- Theatre, Orange Park stand what I am doing. It is actually a fearful thing. I have to overcome anxiety every time a piece of 22-24 “Fat Pig” Atlantic Beach Experimental Theatre, Atlantic Beach paper is in front of me. So much soul and emotion 22-26 Art & Music Appreciation Series Acrylic or Oil Painting go into each painting. Frank Sinatra said that Judy Workshop Cultural Center, Ponte Vedra Beach Garland died a little bit every time she sang. That’s 22-29 “Five Over Fifty” Art Show Benefit Fogle Fine Art, Jax what happens to me!” 22- 30 Youth Actors Classes Theatre Jacksonville, Jax 22-30 “Bright Young Things” Art Show Jane Gray Gallery, Jax 22-31 Murder on the Happy Trail Dave & Busters, Jax 22-APR. 1 “Shenandoah” Alhambra Dinner Theatre, Jax 22-APR. 7 A Cruise Ship Crime Professor Plum’s Playhouse, Jax 22-APR. 15 “Disney’s The Lion King” FCCJ Artist Series Performing Arts Center, Jax 22-MAY 6 Exhibit: The 23rd Psalm Ponte Vedra Presbyterian Church, Ponte Vedra 23 The Acting Company’s Jane Eyre FCCJ Wilson Center, Jax 23 Bless My Soul Open Mic For Poets, Rappers, Singers, Dancers TaMerry’s Sports Café, Jax melanie rogers 23 Cantus Church of the Good Shepherd, Jax 23-24 JSO John Williams Greatest Hits Performing Arts Center, Jax 24 Sanctuary Open House/Tour Catty Shack Wildlife Sanctuary, Jax the story behind the faces 24 Giselle Florida Ballet, Jax 24 Lecture-Dr. Abel A. Bartley Ritz Theatre, Jax by carol elliot [email protected] 24 St. Johns Riverkeeper Boat Trip Riverwalk, Jax When portrait artist Melanie Rogers talks about 24-25 The Human Figure Open Studio Workshop Cultural her paintings you would think she is talking about old Center, Ponte Vedra Beach friends. They all have names, either of women, or 24-25 STARS Citrus Classic Equestrian Center, Jax nouns of a descriptive nature. “I name them to re- 24-25 The Tale of Peter Rabbit & Benjamin Bunny Limelight member them,” she tells me. Proficient in the English Rogers is working on a commissioned series Theatre, St. Augustine language, Rogers personifies one particular work by based on hats worn by her grandmothers Melinda 25 Auditions: “Steel Magnolia’s” 7:30pm Limelight Theatre, St. Augustine calling it Creativity and quips, “Watch out for Creativ- and Maomi, the names she has given to those paint- ity. She won’t leave you alone!” ings, and from antique magazine covers that featured 25 The Krosnicks in Concert JU, Jax Almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy, Rogers women wearing hats. The woman who commis- 26 Laurel & Hardy Appreciation Society Pablo Creek Library, Jax only turned professional with her art over the past sioned the work, Clare, will see her likeness next to four years, but in this short span of time she has Melinda and Maomi. Of course, Rogers will call this 26 Art & Music Appreciation Series Cultural Center, Ponte Vedra made a name for herself. Collectors are recognizing last part of the three-part series “Clare.” 26 Auditions: “Steel Magnolia’s” 7:00pm Limelight Theatre, St. Augustine her originals as the work of Melanie Rogers. The former owner of Timeless Treasures and 29 The Swing Era Main Library, Jax “As a child I knew I could draw,” says the 52 Designs, Rogers has an eye for interior design. She year-old woman who was putting houses and floor often advises on color, size and even framing (she 29 Mind, Body, Spirit Luncheons & Lecture Fogle Fine Art Gallery, Jax plans on paper in the second grade. In fact, she kept frames her own work) based on the accessories in 29-31 JSO Russian Splendor Performing Arts Center, Jax a journal of those sketches from her childhood but the room. “Clare” is wearing purple because that 29-APR. 1 World of Nations Celebration Metro Park, Jax unfortunately they are no longer in her possession. particular color works for Clare’s space. She also did renderings of family members. All of The year 2007 is an innovative year for Rogers. 30 Pirates of Penzance Thrasher Horne Center, Orange Park these are etched in her memory. “In the past, I felt like I was sitting at an intersection 30 Art After Dark Florida Theatre, Jax Deeply spiritual, Rogers’ faces are anything but with a red light but now that light has turned green. 30-APR. 1 “Curtain of Trees” with Richard Riverin R. Roberts typical. She shares the mystique that women pos- I have so much from my own life that I want to Gallery, Jax sess in her portraits of biblical figures. Using women kinds of beauty,” she feels. “Mother Teresa, a garden share.” She also does rare black and white watercol- in the Bible as her models, she asserts freedom to of flowers, the marsh, and sunsets – they remind us ors with a translucence resulting from multiple lay- 31 Easter Breakfast & Egg Hunt World Golf Village, St. Augustine express genders. “The masculine and the feminine of the Eden we never experienced but were created ers. She is also moving into other mediums such as 31 Annual Marksmanship Challenge Palm Valley Ranch, Elkton for.” should be protected.” Her portraits show dignity and the very colorful – almost resembling stained glass 31 Book Signing: Linda Brandt Hot Shot Bakery, St. Augustine complexity. Mystery being an essential ingredient, Color is a big deal for this artist. Having gone - A Mother’s Heart! What’s next? There is a possibil- the viewer can’t help but be drawn deeper than what through numerous challenges in her life, marriage ity Rogers will paint murals with acrylics. 31 Memorial Ride & BBQ for Kyle Sayward Arnold’s, St. Augustine they see on paper. The eyes are so alluring that they and health issues especially, Rogers developed a From a coal mining town in western Kentucky, 31-APR. 1 The Tale of Peter Rabbit & Benjamin Bunny Limelight command attention. strong belief in God. “When I had cancer, color be- the family moved to St. Augustine in the late 1960s. Theatre, St. Augustine “There is beauty and color for all of us. That’s came a very special communication between God After graduating from the University of Florida with why I wanted to paint beautiful women,” she re- and me,” she explains. “He tells me He is good and an honors degree in sociology, “I was going to travel marks. “I want to look at other forms of beauty. They He does that through color. Color is God’s gift to me. the world, but my love for St. Augustine drew me APRIL say the eyes are the windows of the soul,” she adds. He gave me this gift because so many other things back here.” That was 1984. Keep your eye on this 1 The Blessing of the Fleet Downtown, Jax in my life were lost.” “Mother Teresa is beautiful.” The word “beauty” artist. She’s going places through her art. You can 2-5 13th Annual VSA Arts of Florida Festival Cummer Museum, Jax leads to a philosophical discussion. “There are many She tells me the following story. It seems that reach Melanie Rogers at 797-8889.

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 31 2-6 Spring Break theatre Camp-KIDZfACTory Limelight Theatre, “For the first weekend,” Coultas tells us “…[all St. Augustine the dressers] have name tag with their number, their name and the dresser’s name from the last 4 Jazz Innovators Main Library, Jax city…so…[an actor] can say, ‘I don’t know if num- 4 Nightclub Jazz with a Tasty Twist JU Philips Fine Arts Hall, Jax ber 15…[dresses] me but Celeste did it for me in Ft. 5 Latin Jazz Main Library, Jax Myers.’” At the end of each show, they do a staggering 5 BFA Senior Show Art Opening & Reception JU Alexander 15 loads of laundry in professional grade, large size Brest Museum, Jax washer and dryers. A local person is generally hired 5-7 “Company” JU Swisher Theatre, Jax to do the laundry and they must carefully follow the 5-MAY 17 Youth Drama Classes ABET, Atlantic Beach care instructions for each costume. Many of the dancers wear body suits that are matched precisely 6 Featured Artist David Krafcik “Keep Art Alive” Energy Lab Art to the individual dancer’s skin tone. One of the things Gallery, St. Augustine they have to watch for, especially on those cos- 6-7 “Voices” Florida Theatre, Jax tumes, is fade, which Coultas tells us can depend on 6-8 NFDA Dressage on the First Coast Equestrian Center, Jax “the local water, the heat, stress factors and sweat factors.” 6-8 Springing the Blues Festival Sea Walk Pavilion, Jax Beach Coultas remarks that, due to the naturalistic 7 A Guide To landscaping Your Lawn The Zoo, Jax style of the show, “originally the concept was that 7 Alley Opp Charity Bowl Benefit Clara White Mission Phoenix the actors would run around on stage barefoot, but Lanes, Jax Actor’s Equity said no, on top of actors and singers saying no, so we found a great little shoe from Cape- 7-15 “The Illusion” UNF Robinson Theatre, Jax zio that we paint up to their skin tone.” 8 Easter Sunrise Service Sea Walk Pavilion, Jax Beach Other shoes in the show are black to represent 8 The Tale of Peter Rabbit & Benjamin Bunny Limelight Theatre, hooves, such as the actors who play the Zebras. St. Augustine A few of the other shoes are actually lace-up, but have convenient and quick way to slip the shoes on, 10 Big Band Concert JU, Jax such as elastic shoe laces. The hyenas wear combat 10 Book Signing: Steve Berry Books A Million/Regency, Jax boots, but the boots zip up on sides, which takes far 12-14 “Company” JU Swisher Theatre, Jax less time than lacing them up. The Lion King will be running through April 15th. 14 Jaguars Concours d’Elegance World Golf Village, St. Augustine For tickets and show times go to artistseries.fccj.org 14 EVP Volleyball Tournament Sea Walk Pavilion, Jax Beach lion king head to toe or call (904) 632-3373 or 1-888-860-BWAY. 14 Swinging With the Stars Celebrity Dance Contest FCCJ South Campus, Jax Care and Maintenance of the Grasslands 14-15 St. Augustine Art Association Art & Craft Festival Francis Some costumes, like the Grassland outfit Field, St. Augustine puppet master Willie Wilson’s Zazu worn by ensemble, require special attention. The 14-15 Blooms Galore & More Garden Club of Jax, Jax Grasslands headdress uses 3,000 stalks of grass 14-15 San Marco Spring Fine Arts Show The Square, San Marco by Erin thursby [email protected] per year. Ensemble members wear the huge head- dresses with towering grasses, and a corset with a 15 Family Trail Ride & BBQ Palm Valley Ranch, Elkton Last week, EU had the opportunity to get the show is the elephant that comes down the aisle green silk weave. Attached to the corset is skeletal 15 JU Chamber Ensemble JU Terry Concert Hall, Jax inside scoop on the what the actors wear in the during ‘The Circle of Life.’ Each leg of the elephant hemp rope hoop skirt, meant to capture the motion is actually filled by an actor. Once the actors come 17 Free Cone Day to Benefit Special Olympics Ben & Jerry’s, Lion King, from the body puppets and masks, to the of the grass. The fringe on the bottom is made up Orange Park seemingly revealing dance outfits. backstage, the elephant is lifted off of them using of three different kinds of rope, untwisted. According to Willie Wilson, Puppet Supervisor, a winch system. It’s then stored above until it’s Coultas must watch the boning on the cor- 18 Spring Gardening Tips Mandarin Garden Club, Mandarin “Mostly the masks are made out of carbon fiber; needed later in the show, when it’s lowered onto the sets, which eventually starts to curl in about 6 to 19 Percussion Ensemble JU Terry Concert Hall, Jax it’s a light weight [material] that formula race cars actors. 9 months on the road. Sometimes they replace 20-21 JU Concert Choir Performing Arts Center, Jax are made of.” Even up close, the masks look like Besides borrowing from the mask traditions of pieces that don’t work or are hard to maintain. The they are carved from a whole piece of wood, but are Oriental theatre, Africa has a strong influence on the boning used to be plastic, but because it became 20-22 Builders Care Demolition Derby Equestrian Center, Jax surprisingly light. Scar’s mask weighs only 9 ounces design of the costumes and masks. Many of sym- brittle (perhaps due to temperature changes while 20-MAY 5 “Enchanted April” Theatre Jacksonville, Jax and Mufasa’s weighs 11 ounces. bols and designs printed or carved on the fabric and traveling) they replaced it with metal boning. The masks are African in origin. 21 Book Signing: Jay Humphreys Inn on Charlotte, St. Augustine Scar’s spiky “hair” on the mask is made out hemp ropes that come down to the hoop experi- of turkey feather spines, which are then covered in In the realm of costumes, Keith Coultas’ job ence the most wear, as does the fringe on the bot- 21 Some Enchanted Evening Thrasher Horne Center, Orange Park cheese cloth and then painted. The fearsome teeth is to oversee maintenance and handling, which in- tom, particularly due to an actor bending their knee 21 Earth Day Celebration MOSH, Jax are made out of a foam material, unlike the rest of cludes making sure that the costumes are laundered too sharply, so that the fringe brushes the ground. properly, managing the dressers and preventing 21 3rd Annual Mosaic Celebration MOCA, Jax the mask, which is made out of carbon fiber. The The skirts are made to the specific height of the movement of Scar’s mask over actor Dan Donohue’s excessive wear and tear. actor who will be wearing them, though they can 21 Autograph Signing-Steve Carlton Dans Cardz, Orange Park face, looks like an organic outgrowth of the actor’s Some of the pleated and chemically treated be taken up about three inches. 21 “Ape-ril” A Celebration of Apes The Zoo, Jax own head movements, but are in fact the result of a fabrics in the show are reset once a week and others motor that the actor controls with his hand. The mo- are zipped into a corset, so that they can be cleaned 22 Audition: “Guys and Dolls” 6pm Theatre Jacksonville, Jax tors are Japanese (because the Japanese use them separately from the corset, which require dry clean- Lion King Costume & Puppetry 22 Young People’s Concert JU Terry Concert Hall, Jax ing. Dry cleaning would relax the fabric and re-pleat- in their own mask theatre) and the company always Fast Facts 22 UNF String Ensemble Main Library, Jax travels with a few replacements on hand in case the ing is actually more expensive than just replacing the motor breaks during performance. Wilson says that fabric altogether. ∙ It took 17,000 hours to build the puppets and 23 Annual Golf Classic To Benefit L’Arche Harbor House Hidden Most fabrics in the show are exclusive to the Hills Country Club, Jax they test the motors regularly but that “you never the masks alone. know what will happen onstage.” The mask Mufasa show itself. “We use spandex, cotton twill, silk and 24-29 FCCJ Artist Series-Shields & Yarnell FCCJ Wilson Center, Jax wears during his confrontation with Scar also has nylon, but almost every fabric that’s used in the ∙ 300 feet of carbon fiber and 750 pounds of 26-27 Murray Bros. Caddyshack Charity Golf Tournament the same kind of motor. show is custom dyed or painted. You can’t run to silicone rubber were used to make the masks World Golf Village, St. Augustine The motorized puppetry is the exception rather Jo Ann’s and get a bolt of Gazelle fabric,” remarks in the show. than the rule in the production. Most of the puppets Coultas. 28 Dixie Plantation All Breed Horse Show Equestrian Center, Jax ∙ There are 49 wigs in the show. are hand operated, using methods that have been There are 16 dressers backstage to help actors 28 Beaches Sandcastle Contest Sea Walk Pavilion, Jax Beach available for hundreds of years. Zazu, the bird advi- in and out of costumes and puppetry. The costuming ∙ There are over 100 ants on the Ant-Hill Lady. 28-29 St. Johns Town Center Spring Fine Art Show St. Johns sor to King Mufasa, is completely hand operated by department has the costume changes down to a sci- Town Center, Jax actor Mark Cameron Pow. Zazu’s very flexible neck ence. Each of the actors are assigned a number, and ∙ 143 people are directly involved with the daily production of the show. 29 An Evening of Taste Benefitting Children’s Home Society is actually constructed out of a slinky, which was all of their costumes have that number, along with a Matthew’s, Jax then covered by a fine mesh. Attached to the mesh letter. Dressers are assigned a number as well and ∙ Actors in the ensemble have up to 17 cos- wear tags so that the actors can identify them, since are hand-painted fabric feathers. tume changes and 9 costumes. The longest and perhaps largest puppet in the dressers tend to change from city to city.

32 march 22-28, 2007 | entertaining u newspaper very nice check, which I assume he is, from the school, he is way too good to be toiling at a football school that is going to stay that way, no matter how its good to be king many titles the hoopsters will snag. What a farce. THE JAGUARS The Lion King - FCCJ Artist review Well, well, well…another Jaguar player speed- JOCK ing down the road, carrying a gun without a permit. by dick kerekes [email protected] Should we be surprised anymore? Are we holding these guys to some higher standard, and if so, is it The King has arrived. The Lion King that is. fair? Simba will be roaming the stage of the TU center Hey, plenty of people get stopped by cops for until April 15th. speeding or some sort of traffic violation. I know I’ve BY TOM WEPPEL Every critic has the obligation to give some been guilty a couple of times in my driving career, idea of the plot, so here comes a summary. A lion and I’ve simply paid the fine, while my auto insur- cub raised to take his father’s place as king of the ance costs escalated right afterwards. So, for a jungle is sabotaged by his evil uncle and lives in exile Jaguar player, or ANY pro athlete, for that matter, to FINAL FOUR until he realizes his rightful place in the circle of life. catch headlines for doing that is certainly notewor- So, we get into the second weekend of this Sound a bit familiar? It ought to since the thy, and fans will be interested in what will happen. Tournament, and wouldn’t it be interesting if all four animated movie of the Lion King has been out since Now, carrying a gun is another matter. Should #1 seeds got into the Final Four? I would guess 1994. Thousands and thousands of children who NFL players be carrying firearms ILLEGALLY? Two that NO ONE has chosen all four #1’s to make it to have a VCR or a DVD player have seen it more than Jag players now have been busted with guns without Atlanta next weekend. once. Some of you, who like your lions thirty feet permits, and that’s a bunch of crap, personally. It But let me tell you that there is a damn good tall, have even seen the IMAX version. makes no sense to me. Are these guys feeling as if chance Florida, North Carolina, Kansas, and Ohio I have been told by a number of people that they need to protect themselves from society? Do State can do it. They have the strength within their they only read the first paragraph or two of a movie Jaguars players ‘HAVE TO BE PACKIN’?’, as they respective teams to win their next two games this or theatre review and then cut to the end to see the would say in the ‘hood? And as for racism, my feel- weekend, and I would love to see it happen. critic’s final conclusion. So I will cut to the chase. ing is there is racism everywhere in the world, but And you should, too, because isn’t that what This is a spectacular show and a once in a lifetime there are parts of the planet where it is worse than in this is all about? Don’t we want to see the best experience; I highly recommend it so don’t miss it. other parts, for sure. teams in college basketball play for the right to be The costumes, puppets and masks that unite AND, all races are racist, thank you. champion? A lot of you would argue against me, the human form with the animal are breathtaking, So, this whole thing with a number of guys saying you want to see a ‘Cinderella.’ But there isn’t and never before done on stage. The lighting, using getting busted is certainly a cause for concern for one surviving this year, and so I say let’s go for the over 700 lights, is glorious and gorgeous and has reports it was 94% sold out the last week in Febru- Wayne Weaver and his franchise, especially from an #1’s. We shall see who comes out of it, and it will to be experienced through seeing and not through ary with a top price of $110. That means the only image standpoint, as they are trying desperately to be interesting to watch, for sure. words. time the theatre had vacant seats was during the sell this team on being great for the city, etc. Perhaps Last weekend, I was in Sneakers Sports Grille The cast of 39 is excellent and has been on week, and most tickets on the weekends were avail- Wayne should sit down with the boys and explain to finishing up my internet broadcast. A number of the road with this show and their incredible timing able only from brokers beginning at $130 per ticket. them what the deal is, and hear their thoughts. Florida Gator fans were filing in, getting ready to and talent comes through every moment during the The Lion King is a fantastic value, thanks to the FCCJ watch the basketball team play the first of their NCAA two hour and forty minute experience. Actually the Artist Series. NASCAR Tournament games. As I was walking by the tables, cast seems larger since many actors come back and This show is not just for kids, although they Let me ask you this, my friends. Do NASCAR you wouldn’t believe what the topic of conversation do multiple roles. You are able to identify the strong are absolutely mesmerized by it all. Adults love it and drivers earn good money? Should they get more for was about. personalities of each of the characters. a lot of the humor is very hip. My favorite line was winning a race than they get currently? The excitement was about Spring football and Here are a couple of tips to enhance your from Zazu, when a large colorful backdrop curtain Last week, Jimmie Johnson earned $233,261 Tim Tebow. The fact that the basketball team was theatre adventure. At the opening, when the lights came down, he remarked “ It looks like a shower for winning the Atlanta race, but Vijay Singh won playing only meant it was a great reason for some dim and an African shaman cries out on stage and curtain from Target.” $990,000 for winning a PGA Tour event in Orlando. Gator fans to be able to gather to talk about what the is answered by tribesmen in the box seats on both If numbers impress you then here are some. In a way, that’s a wild comparison, but still, it makes football team was getting ready for. I’d bet that most sides, turn and look to the back of the theatre so you There are over 225 costumes used in each perfor- you wonder if NASCAR drivers are tremendously fans in there could MAYBE name two or three of the can see the massive elephant coming down the far mance (don’t try to count them, everyone moves underpaid. They certainly have done their fair share starting five that won the National Championship last left aisle. too fast). Some 240 masks and puppets are used in generating millions more fans to their sport, and year. On the other hand, they could probably name Second hint, bring binoculars regardless of in each show. In my favorite scene, over 50 wilde- they certainly go through a ton of work to win a race the entire starting line up of the football team. where your seats are I did, and was rewarded by beests chase young Simba and his father across the every single week. In effect, they place their lives on Let’s be realistic here, could we? The Universi- seeing the fantastic details of the makeup and cos- stage. I can’t even name all the animals on stage the line to win. Do PGA Tour golfers do that? I’d say ty of Florida is a football school. It always has been, tume materials. at different times, like the cheetah, lots and lots of no. and it always will be. This weekend, more Gator fans I especially liked the African music that was birds, giraffes, elephants, many lions, a meerkat and So, give it some thought as you watch TV this will be interested in Spring Football PRACTICES, than added to go along with the Elton John and Tim Rice a warthog. Sunday, as to who makes what. Also, think about the Gators possibly going to the Final Four. creations. Let me repeat myself. This is a spectacular that when you tell your kids what they might want to And that, to me, is a complete joke. It makes The ticket prices range from $21.50 to $68 once-in-a-lifetime experience, and only here until be when they grow up. me wonder why Billy Donovan is still the head coach and let me tell you that is a bargain. This show has April 15th. For information, call (904) 632-3373 or in Gainesville, to be honest. Unless he’s getting a been playing on Broadway for ten years, and Variety visit artistseries.fccj.org. LAST WORD Here’s a shocker! WWE wrestlers doing ste- roids! Imagine that! C’mon, people. Adam Copeland (Edge), Shane Helms (The Hurricane), and others were listed on documents seized by authorities in a nationwide steroids investi- gation as having been ‘clients’ for various substanc- es, most of which aren’t so legal. If you ever for a second thought that professional wrestlers were ever 100% clean of any enhancements, then you were tremendously naïve, in my book. The WWE to me is a joke, anyway, even though Vince McMahon, the founder of the WWE, has made hundreds of millions of dollars. I think its great actually that perhaps some of those guys will get caught doing something bad/ wrong, and the whole sport will suffer. The WWE is a joke and a totally fake entity. Tom Weppel talks trash with Greg Larson, Tom McManus, Ron Duguay, and Lonnie Marts on SportsAvengers.com 24/7.

eujacksonville.com | march 22-28, 2007 33 new uniform debut with the COT this weekend? Just any of Toyota’s top executives have been asked to get how much will Shell Oil Company put up with (or take down on their knees and fall on a short sword over off of NASCAR and Sun Oil Company) before they tell this deal. nascar news & notes RCR, adiós? Why is this all happening to Richard just One other little happening last week, and like I by RICHARD TEAGUE [email protected] when it seemed that RCR was making things happen said before it happened, Mark Martin is taking a break in their organization? Good things, very good things. and leaving while he’s on top and I am very happy for The “Big One.” No this ain’t about the 20 car years that Union was the gas provider, I didn’t run all However this turns out for NASCAR and AT&T, him. He is a driver that has raced so well for so long pile up at Daytona or the one at Talladega, it’s about over and try and find one of their gas stations. Heck, I it will be the start of a race that will have no caution and came into this season with the deal he wanted the “Big One” NASCAR is heading for in the next few ain’t seen one in years, have you? With Sunoco as the flag waving. When Ma is finished, I think that more of from a team owner, unlike how he was treated at weeks. I’m talking about last Friday when American main gas people now, I still don’t burn it in my truck. the same is in store for Brian France. It is going to be Roush Racing. I think that Jack Roush must have Telephone and Telegraph, Inc. decided to take the And with Shell taking over for one of my drivers, I ain’t something that could change the face of NASCAR for really beat him to death and made him feel so guilty National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing in At- burned a drop yet, and probably never will. Give me quite some time to come, and how they handle this about leaving so he could have Mark in that #6 car, lanta to the U.S. District Court. Now we all know that the cheap stuff, please! “Official Sponsor” crap in the future might be an add- just for sponsor’s sake. Mark, do what you want and the real Ma Bell is back with the buy out of BellSouth Back to Ma and NASCAR and their soon-to-be ed factor for the teams and fans. Then again, it may enjoy it. When you race, I’ll enjoy seeing it even more, and Cingular, and don’t you know that ever since the a major deal. Jim ‘Cat Fish’ Hunter says they don’t be a real problem for team owners to find a sponsor just like watching Ricky Rudd and that old guy from break up of the company years ago, they have been talk about legal matters while they’re on going, and to put up big bucks for a racecar knowing that NAS- Dawsonville. Dang, I wish I could remember his name. planning for this re-organization of “The Family.” For it’s best they don’t, cause this stuff is going to hit the CAR controls how their name is used on race day. I Well that’s it folks, contact me: tinynascars@yahoo. y’all that don’t remember life before the government fan, and believe me they know it. Brian France may saw a joke the other day and I think I’ll pass it on here. com. If it ain’t NASCAR, It ain’t s**t!! split them up, things where fairly simple back then. think they are too big to mess with, since they run the I read that Victoria Secret and Smith & Wesson where When you had a problem with your phone you called show for 36 weeks a year, but Bubbas & Bubba-ettes merging and might sponsor a racecar together. The a number and it got fixed. Then “Big Brother” came in he don’t know what he’s got himself into if he thinks name on the hood would be “Titty Titty Bang Bang.” and said y’all got a Parker Brothers game and it’s not he can beat “Big Mama” in court. Funny thing is, like Now that’s a sponsor ain’t it? fair to the consumers. an old girlfriend of mine use to say, “hide and watch” Let me mention a couple of things here before So, for many years now, if there was a problem and that’s what a bunch of companies are doing right I finish. The first is about the words: bite, more and with a phone, you never knew who to call for help. now. Sure, NASCAR has had their little legal problems chew. I’m referring to Michael Waltrip and his team’s And it got worse with cell phones. Well hopefully, now before, with the likes of Bruton Smith, and ya’ see problem getting into a race. Now Dale is about to use we can go back to the old ways with that one number. how that went. (Now he’s ready for another race date his last two provisional starts, and he ain’t quite in Even more hopefully, when AT&T gets finished with at LVMS.) Poor little Kentucky Speedway hasn’t had the top 35, so he’s got to make a race, and so far he NASCAR, we can enjoy our sport more. I talked about many headlines lately, but about their law suit for hasn’t. Michael can’t get in one and, well the #00 car how there is an “Official Sponsor of NASCAR” for just another Cup race, we know just where that is going to is another story, but the real deal here is that he’s got about everything you could possibly ever think of and go – nowhere. two big time sponsors that are really thinking about how the France family is raking in the money just by So what if NASCAR signed a 700 million dollar what they did. NAPA and UPS left two good teams letting this happen. Right here I want to ask a ques- deal with Nextel, didn’t Sprint say they might change to follow the spokesman for UPS and the Good Ole tion, and maybe someone out there can answer this the name next year? Well AT&T just wants too change Boy Jeff Foxworthy Waltrip. Just how long can either for me: When NASCAR signs up an “OSN” and gets a the #31 car name this year. They feel so strongly of these companies rely on TV commercials during big check, does anyone else get a cut of the money? about it that Brian has to spend some of the 700 mil- a race that costs plenty of dough, and still put long Do they share with the other track owners not affili- lion to keep that from happening. You might want to money into Michael Waltrip Racing’s cars? I wonder if ated with ISC or any of the teams? handle this like you did Robby Gordon in Atlanta last Heck, I mean, doesn’t an OSN get to use the week. When you said no to his new sponsor for his bragging rights at all the tracks and with any of the Cup car, but then turned around and said “well OK, but drivers, or are they limited to just NASCAR’s owned you got to do it this way.” Nah, I don’t think that the races and so forth? Do those sponsors really think Big Mother is going to settle for that, she is going to that just because they are the OSN that you or I are have her name all over that RCR car, and if she don’t, going to stop buying the brand we do now and start I’m afraid that she’ll drop Richard Childress Racing purchasing their stuff? When Nextel became the lead like a rock. Then what has NASCAR done for racing sponsor I didn’t go get me a cell from them, I already except kill a team? Can Richard find another multi-mil- had my AT&T and it gave me better service than any lion dollar company to put on Jeff Burton’s car? Well, other company around, or at least I felt like it. All those that would be a terrible thing for NASCAR to MAKE HAPPEN! With all this starting Friday, I hear that Sunoco is thinking about taking Shell to court and making them take down all those Kevin Harvick banners they got hanging in their gas stations. All 15,000 of them. Are these people goofy or what? Weren’t they just pissing and moaning about the Daytona 500 and how big Kevin’s Shell was? Didn’t NASCAR come in and make them change things? And doesn’t Harvick’s

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