16th October 2008 Southampton University’s Finest Entertainment Publication Editor’s Column What’s Your Type? Image Caption Box Im vullum ing ercilit wisci tis adit lut vulla aut amet wis ad tat. Lor ad eniat nit ut inissequat acilit, sum illa commodignit nonulla facilla feummodolor sum et, conse con estionse faccum adigniam duisi. Met duipit lorper sequism odoloreril irit am zzrilis dolummo dionsec tetumsan et dionsecte ex eugait, volor sumsan erit lorem quis nulput lutat wis dolupta tueriurem nonulla mconseq uisisci duissequat nullametummy nim quipit ipit in hent pratisl exeros am doloreetue dit ullaore ming ercincidunt wisciduisci ea faci eros nonse del ulluptate con henim aut aute faccum dunt nis del dolesti onulla amconse ver summod modit autat. Ut utpatum aliquisit aliquis ero dolore vel dipit, quis nis alit irilit delit, sustie consenim ipisisim ex eummodip exerius tionsequisim do del utat alit ullan volut pratem veliquam incipit do exero commy nibh euisit veliquat, quisse eniatue raestrud molor iureet ulluptatue dionull aortissectet wiscipsusto cortion sectem velenim vero consed tie vendrem quismol orerit, quat dolorperat am doloree tueraestio odipsum Editorial have permission to use the song. That’s Entertainment..... In a statement to the press Foos Editorial Assorted nonsense from the world of fi lm and music frontman Dave Grohl said that “the Hi.... saddest thing about this is that ‘My Cringeworthy collaboration alert: at a Halloween gig played by his Hero’ was written as a celebration .... and welcome back to Dreary brit-rockers Coldplay are favourite band Dead Kids – but of the common man and his ex- the Edge. We hope you had an teaming up with Jay-Z for a re- only if they can scare one fan liter- traordinary potential. To have it ap- awesome freshers week and are working of ‘Lost’ from the band’s ally to tears during their song ‘Fear not fi nding the start of lectures too propriated without our knowledge strenuous. If things are getting a most recent album ‘Vida la Vida....’. and Flouride’. A spokesperson for and used in a manner that perverts little diffi cult, don’t worry – we’ve The band will also release a new the event at which the gig will take the original sentiment of the lyric got a mountain of music and fi lm eight track E.P. entitled ‘Prospekts place, entitled ‘A Plague on Both just tarnishes the song’. Other reviews to distract you from all the March’ alongside the single, featur- Your Houses’, said – and we swear artist including Sam Moore and reading you should be doing (let’s ing tracks described as ‘too catchy this is true - The theme of the party Editor’s face it, it’s far more entertaining), Heart (no, us neither) have asked so you can blame us when the or too heavy for Coldplay songs.... is the return of the plague, so un- both candidates to stop using their Column grades start coming back. the songs are like unfi nished dead, infected guests like Pete will songs at campaign rallies. homework we’re handing in late’. fi t in perfectly’. So what have we actually got Sloppy and rushed, then. Will the nightmare ever end? this month? First of all, Holly’s Foo Fighters are mad High School Musical director article on illegal downloading Babyshambles’ Pete Doherty, at U.S. Presidential Image Caption Box and the credit crunch will make Kenny Ortega wants to make all you bittorrent obsessives feel who is apparently still alive, candidate John McCa- a fourth in the series. Speak- very guilty. Which is a good thing. has announced a rather in for using their track ing at the premier of the third Im vullum ing ercilit wisci tis adit We’ve then got reviews of records disturbing plan for Hal- ‘My Hero’ in his presi- lut vulla aut amet wis ad tat. Lor ad movie in the series, Ortega in- from the likes of Seasick Steve loween. Britain’s most dential campaign, eniat nit ut inissequat acilit, sum (awesome), King Blues (ditto) You sisted there was still scope for illa commodignit nonulla facilla prominent Junkie claiming it ‘tar- Me At Six (good) and Holy Ghost a fourth in the series, which feummodolor sum et, conse con has off ered to lock nishes’ the track. estionse faccum adigniam duisi. Revival (awful), to name but a few. would focus entirely on Met duipit lorper sequism Live wise, you’ll fi nd Mellencolin, himself inside a rat- McCain, mean- British newcomer Jemma odoloreril irit am zzrilis dolummo Seasick Steve (again), and Colour. fi lled coffi n for one hour while, claims to McKenzie-Brown. dionsec tetumsan et dionsecte ex Dean’s fi lm section is as packed as eugait, volor sumsan erit lorem ever, with Tropic Thunder, How To quis nulput lutat wis dolupta Lose Friends and Alienate People, It is however, not without some tueriurem nonulla mconseq uisisci RocknRolla and more. 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FACT ex eummodip exerius tionsequisim fancy becoming one, just drop us provide us with oodles of ‘free’ and At the risk of encroaching (Federation Against Copyright do del utat alit ullan volut pratem an email at [email protected] easily accessible music and fi lms. upon ideological domain, the Theft) who are concerned with veliquam incipit do exero commy and we’ll explain how it all works. domination of big and faceless piracy within the fi lm industry nibh euisit veliquat, quisse We hope you enjoy the issue, and With a plethora of these free, if corporations leads us to feel that present an equally scathing view eniatue raestrud molor iureet utterly illegal, downloading sites ulluptatue dionull aortissectet we’ll be back soon. we are owed something back from of the downloading trend and wiscipsusto cortion sectem available; Bittorrent, Mininova, and the blockbuster-producing money highlight the damaging impact velenim vero consed tie vendrem Limewire to name but a few, the machines and all they represent on British fi lms and fi lmmakers. quismol orerit, quat dolorperat With love from the Edge Team: opportunity for online fi le-sharing (even if the goods they produce are am doloree tueraestio odipsum is becoming increasingly quick pretty damn fi ne). We can sleep safe It is when we consider that Editors: Pete Benwell and and painless. At the double-click at night believing that downloading these industry losses could Hannah Calcutt of a button (and perhaps a little and stealing are Disney-worlds apart. aff ect more than Madonna’s Record Editor: Tom Shepherd knowledge of technologicities- 8th-house fund, and might in Live Editor: Rik Sharma which from this sentence you fact reverberate through to the Features Editor: Holly Hooper may guess I lack) current releases ‘little guys’ that the cost of ‘free’ Film Editor: Dean Read may be downloaded to your music seems a high price to pay. computer in a matter of hours With: and you need never leave the This being said, it must be Nicholas Brown, Ed Phillips, comfort of your fully reclining chair. remembered that despite all good Jack Harding, Beth Glanvill, Ed intentions, cinema tickets are Powell, Kate Golding and Adam But it is not only that we can, with extortionate, Scouting for Girls CDs McCartney. ever increasing ease, download are both embarrassing to buy, and free music and fi lms that is notable, not worth £11, and many online but that to some extent, we begin downloader’s watch and listen to Contact: [email protected] to accept them as ‘free’. Attitudes much more material than they towards downloading seem, at would ever have otherwise bought. Features As seasoned gig-goers will be more than aware, any show, irrespective of music genre or venue, will inevitably include certain types of people/behavior in their audience. For the What’s Your Type? purposes of a guide to those less experienced, this short By Holly Hooper list identifi es the staple ingredients of the spectator…pie. The Hardcore Fans The Mobile Phoneys The Lovers Fighting for the optimum position for Mobile Phoneys are intent on using their phones The Lovers, who are known to frequent park viewing and/or groping their beloved icons, throughout the gig without intermission.