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Download Linda Hornzee-Jones' Ending to the Angel THE ANGEL: SUE TOWNSEND & LINDA HORNZEE-JONES The Angel by Sue Townsend © Copyright BBC Sue Townsend is the creator of Britain’s best loved and bestselling diarist, Adrian Mole. Together the Mole diaries have sold over 8 million copies, have been adapted for radio, television, theatre and been translated into 42 languages. Her other novels include Rebuilding Coventry (1988), The Queen and I (1992) and Ghost Children (1998). A collection of her monthly columns for Sainsbury’s Magazine was published in 2001 entitled “Public Confessions of a Middle-aged Woman Aged 55 3/4.” Sue is currently working on her next novel: Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction. Sue was born in Leicester in 1946, is married and has four children and seven grandchildren and still lives in Leicester. Linda Hornzee-Jones Linda is 58 and works for a firm of wholesale haberdashers in Selsdon in Surrey. Her main passion is amateur dramatics and she works primarily backstage with props and costumes, though does occasionally tread the boards! 1 THE ANGEL: SUE TOWNSEND & LINDA HORNZEE-JONES THE ANGEL: SUE TOWNSEND MY MOTHER WASN’T GOOD with children, she didn’t have the knack. Dogs were her thing. She trained hers to walk on their back legs and she put red satin ribbons in their hair. I used to take her favourite dog, Mitzi, to see her after she was admitted, against her will, to The Laurels nursing home. I would stand on the lawn opposite my mother’s room and get Mitzi to wave her paws. My mother would stare out of the window from her bed and then turn her head away and weep. Dogs were not allowed inside, and, for some reason, the old people were not allowed to drink coffee either. My mother eventually died at The Laurels from infected bed sores. I once visited her unexpectedly and found her being spoon fed cold porridge by a schoolboy on work experience. My mother’s nightie was open and her breasts were exposed. I complained in writing but the owners wrote back to say that ‘my mother’s human rights had not been infringed’. I won’t allow myself to get old and helpless. I want to die before I’m sixty. I first met Anthony Adams on my fifty-ninth birthday. He came into the shop to buy a pair of brogues. There had been no birthday cards on my doormat that morning and there were none at work either. I keep my private life to myself. I told Anthony that the brogues came in three colour-ways, black, brown and ox-blood. He screwed his face up as though he were in pain. Some people find it impossible to make a decision. He looked like the managerial type: Tall, authoritative and well dressed. “Black,” I said. It was almost half past five when I went into the storeroom. The other girls had got their coats on and were saying goodnight to each other. We don’t have to climb a ladder to reach the stock anymore; it’s done electronically, the machinery works, most of the time. But when it seizes up an engineer has to fly in from Germany. Everything is complicated now, even the weather. When I was a girl the winters were cold, you were guaranteed snow and icicles. The summers were always hot. I would walk to school in the morning and the sun would be scorching my back. The important things in our lives were written down and recorded in little books. We had a rent book, an insurance book and a post office book; you could grasp these little books, open them and read them. And you knew where you were. The Gas Board sold gas and the Electricity Board sold electricity, and if you made a telephone call you were answered by a human being. It was a simple life, even in the towns. There were pubs, cinemas, theatres, libraries, swimming baths, an opera house and the circus came twice a year – we didn’t know that the animals felt humiliated and that it was cruel of us to laugh at their clumsy antics. The machinery brought the size eleven brogues down to me. I knelt in front of Anthony and helped him on with his new shoes, he fumbled with the laces. I was anxious to be off, he was pale and sweating and I was alone in the shop with him. “I don’t feel very well.” He said. My heart sank, an image of an ambulance crossed my mind and I thought about the paperwork I would have to fill in and send to head office if he collapsed on me. I asked him if he would like a glass of water and to my annoyance he said he would, so I went into the staff kitchen and ran the tap and waited for the water to turn cold. Meanwhile I watched him on the CCTV, his lips were moving, he could have been praying or singing along to a song he could hear inside his head. 2 THE ANGEL: SUE TOWNSEND & LINDA HORNZEE-JONES It took a full ten minutes for him to sip the glass dry. He said that something terrible had happened to him recently. To be polite I made sympathetic noises. Before I could stop him he launched into his story. “I was lying in my bath reading the Sunday papers when I heard the doorbell ring. I live on my own, no wife, no kids, they’re long gone – but I thought sod it, whoever it is will go away, but they didn’t. That bell rang and rang and rang until I thought I’d go mad. So I got out the bath, wrapped a towel round me and went downstairs. The bell was ringing constantly, like somebody had got their finger stuck. I shouted “For fucks sake!” And snatched the door open. There was a bloke on the doorstep, my height, my build pointing a gun at my head.” He said “Geoff Green?” I said. “No, I’m Anthony Adams: Geoff lives opposite at number seven.” “And this gunman ran across the road and rang the doorbell. Geoff came round the side of his house; he was carrying a paintbrush with white paint on it. A few words were exchanged then the bloke stood back a bit and fired the gun at Geoff’s head. Geoff fell onto his drive; he’d only just had it paved. Some gypsies did it with slabs they nicked off the council – the man with the gun ran down our street, jumped on a motorbike that was parked at the kerb and roared off. I ran across the road in my bare feet holding the towel round my waist. Geoff took a few seconds to die. Bits of his skull and globs of his brain were spattered on the flowers in the tub by the front door.” He looked at me and said “Have you seen a dead body?” I told him that I’d only seen one, my mother’s. He said he’d seen too many. He sighed. “Poor Geoff.” Then he said “I’m responsible for killing him.” I asked him what his name was, and he told me it was Anthony Adams. I said “Do you know why Geoff Green was killed?” He said “No, and I haven’t asked.” I asked him if the police had caught the murderer. “No, they’ll never catch him – he’s a professional, a contract killer.” He said. “Why was he killed?” I said. “I never ask.” He said. “But he died happy, he didn’t starve to death like some poor buggers do who live only a plane ride from us.” His face softened, I saw what he must have looked like when he was a small child. I came very close to putting my arms around his neck and pulling his head near to mine. I said “I’d gladly swap places with Geoff Green. I’m tired of living in this world.” 3 THE ANGEL: SUE TOWNSEND & LINDA HORNZEE-JONES He said “You look like a woman who squeezes every last bit of enjoyment out of life.” I told him that appearances are nearly always deceptive. I wanted to tell him that I would like nothing better than to be allowed to fade into darkness, to not exist, be nothing, just to be a speck that disappears into nowhere. But of course I didn’t. He said “I’ll take the shoes.” But it was six o’clock and the cash till had turned itself off automatically so I told him he’d have to come back tomorrow. As I was locking up, setting the alarm, lowering the grill on the door and mobilising the security system he said “Do you know how much he was paid? Two hundred and fifty pounds.” I was amazed. “Two hundred and fifty pounds.” I said. “I’ve paid more than that for a week in Skegness. I thought contract killing was something only the rich could afford.” “It’ll cost you more in London,” He said “and for VIPs, but in the provinces, for a nonentity that’s the going rate.” He touched my elbow and said “I have a drink in the Angel most nights, would you care to join me?” I didn’t want his pity, I’m fifty-nine, grey and fat, and could have been taken for his mother. So I told him that I had to get back, then I wished him goodnight and watched him as he crossed the road and pushed his way into the bar of the Angel.
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